June 15, 2021 • 17 mins
Bobby talks to Raymundo about his conspiracy of a work-out class and they allow him to win. Bobby shares some stories about a family having their ashes stolen out of their car and twin sisters breastfeeding each other’s babies. We also talk about bringing back “Shocker Trivia” and Eddie’s issue with his dog peeing at the house. Also, how Eddie is the enforcer at his house.
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Speaker 1 (00:01):
It's time for the Bobby Bones post show. Here's your host,
Bobby Bone. I hope you all are fantastic. Why don't
we start with Raymundo's conspiracy theory about a group exercise class, which,
by the way, we've been running. What time it is?
(00:21):
Almost eleven? Can I get some water? And I'm already recording?
Can you, Raymondo? Would you have someone send some water?
I'll take the sparkling please from the mountains of I
don't know, just something ozark. I'm dying here, yeah, some
mountain valley please. Um. Okay, So here's the situation with Raymondo.
(00:41):
Tell it, telling me what happened. Yeah, So I go
to Should I name the class? No? Okakay no, but
you can talk about it in detail. People will figure
it out, all right. So I go to an exercise
class and it wasn't my recent boxing class, who was
a different one randomly the same last three days or whatever.
But I go there with my wife. She gets me
roped into this class. I've never taken a class before,
(01:03):
and it's one of those where they put your scores
up on the board, how many calories you burn, all
this other stuff everything. I go into it I'm just
trying to beat Bezer. So we're in there. There's twenty people, dudes, chicks,
Saturday morning class. All right, I'm like five percent home over.
I'm like, all right, let's do this. Let's do this
class for Bay, do it for my wife. We get
to do in the class. I'm whatever, you go to
the different circuits. Twelve minutes on the rowing machine. Is
(01:26):
this sounding familiar to anybody? Maybe twelve not done this? Okay,
twelve on the rowing machine, so it's I mean the
rowing machine I've actually never done before. So twelve on
the rowing, twelve on the treadmill, and then twelve with weights.
So I do all those and it's all about points.
Your stuff is on the scores basically like a game
you're playing it. It's a big scoreboard and you wear
these monitors so it monitors your heart, judges a bunch
(01:48):
of different stuff. Anyways, smash cut at the end, class
gets done. I was just trying to beat Bezer. I
win the entire class. I mean there's dudes in there
that are ROI did out your boy, not even to brag.
This isn't a low key flex because it's my conspiracy theory.
I win the entire class. I burned the most calories.
I missed this other point category by one, and I
(02:09):
think it was just because the girl was a female
and y'all's hearts are different because it also measures your heart.
But I won it all like nobody was even within
a hundred calories of me. So my conspiracy is my
first time at the class. I did it for free.
I think they let you win so then you'll be
motivated to come back. And oh my god, I was
so pumped after that class. Was like, Bay, that was
(02:30):
so dope. I was like, We're going back next Saturday.
I gotta beat those people again. So I died. Really
do think they do something magically with the scores and
the computers. They allow you to win. It's really what
I think they have you do. Did you sign up
that day from my class? We did it because I
told Bay. I was like, Bay, the endorphins are going
right now. We're not signing up right now for this class.
But I strongly believe conspiracy theory. I didn't win that class.
(02:54):
I looked over multiple times. I was going the same
speed as Bay. She finished middle of the pack. Don't
know how my numbers did what they did. Maybe they
go after the guy because he at times makes some
money decisions. And I won the class. I won the
whole thing. I mean yeah, because I was gonna say,
or y'all, yeah, of course, are y'all the only new
people in the class that day? Like if that's how
they operate, they kind of just have to pick the
(03:15):
one new person to sucker. We were definitely new, but
there was hey, everybody, welcome, Sisson and Laura there like
a wink to know that whoever finished a second really wins. Mike,
will you google that and see if there is a
if that's a situation on the internet where right, you
might have just won though you're a good shape I am,
But I am telling you I told Joe's five percent hungover.
(03:35):
There's dudes in there with straight up under armour gear
like they literally live for Saturday mornings to win this.
There's no way I beat the guy next to me
in under armour gear. No way. I was wearing half
tied shoes and like baggy sweatpants. You know what the
class is called, Mike, Okay, no conspiracy theory on that, right,
you might have just won. I've just put it out
of there. Go back again if you can and see
if you win again. If I want to end on
(03:57):
that peak. That was because if it won't be his
first time again, right so he but if he wins
again the second time, you know it's real. That's my point.
Oh gotcha? Tonight on Time with Bobby Bones. My guests
will be Jake Owen and Larry Fleet. They'll be performing
in my house. You guys can watch. It's on Twitch,
but you can also just click the link and watch
it on your computer. You don't have to have Twitch.
(04:17):
I like feed to have Twitch. You can comment, but
it's on tonight, so you guys can watch that if
you would like to. Virginia family drove the remains of
a family member to California to spread her ashes on
the coast, but someone broke into the car in Santa
Monica and stole him. No, didn't have a friend lunch box.
That happened too. Yeah, he had his dad in the
front seat and they were gonna go spread the ashes
(04:38):
the next day, so he left him in the car
overnight someone broke in never got him back. The Virginia
family brought the remains of their beloved sister and aunt,
Anne Lane to California. They're gonna spread her ashes. So
I'm broke into the car. Still the ashes. They heartbreaking.
These twin sisters are so close they breastfeed each other's babies.
(04:58):
That's okay, No, tell me more. I don't know. I've
never breasted. Why would your instinct be? My doesn't know.
But I guess if my sister's baby needed milk and
I had it, i'd give it to her. But if
they do it regularly, I don't know. That's just such
an intimate experience with you and your baby sisters, I
(05:20):
know too, gross man. No, I mean there's a bond
moment between you and the baby, and you're not gonna
share that with your sister. And and for the sister
to want to do that. They are identical twin sisters
married to identical twin brothers. Oh, this is the whole thing.
So did they do do the brothers too? What switch? Amy?
(05:44):
What's gotten into you? Nothing? It is the thought like
they maybe share a lot. I don't know. So you
did mean what you said? You might have just said
the wrong thing. No, this is like after dark. Um,
there is a handheld device that zaps your neck and
can boost your focus and energy and sleep deprived people.
(06:07):
Oh wow, you saw this story, yes, And basically it
made me think of the dog shot color we used
to do here on the show. I was like, oh,
now it's a good thing. We used to get zapped
at work all the time. That wasn't to wake us
up socker trivia. Well, I know, but now we know
we could have like been giving ourselves a little energy. See.
I feel like, without even Bobby talking anymore, I feel
like you were already thinking. Because yesterday we were all
(06:29):
tired and everything. You're like, I already lost. These two lost.
You weren't focused. So I bet you're already thinking, oh,
get little zappy zappen when we looked tired. Yeah, yeah, bones, yeah,
I'm on. We don't. We're not bringing the dog color back,
are we. That wasn't the point of it. But you
brought up a good thing that wasn't fun. Bit I
didn't think about it. It wasn't that much. That was
never fun. The listeners have loved it, and you loved it.
(06:51):
I would wear it though sometimes too. No, No I
would anybody else did? No? Yeah, I think, And then
the weird mile you would get when you would zap Us.
It was like very creepy, dude. You're like, hey, yeah,
this is cool. Does anybody in here think Bobby wore
as much as any of us? Okay, yeah, but it
doesn't matter because here's the thing. It doesn't matter because
(07:12):
you play trivia with him, he gets them all right,
So him wearing it is just like boy. Yeah, well no, no, no, no,
I did. I did get chalk sun, but I didn't
get shocked by. Speaking of dogs, Eddi's hav an issue
with your dog. Yeah, she's peen. I mean, my dog's
already like a thirteen year old, like a teenager, where
(07:34):
you just you don't pay attention to her for like
five five minutes or whatever, and she just gets really upset.
So lately she's just been pean. When we're home, she
never needs to go to the bathroom. She's got a
doggy door. She goes outside. But if we leave her
alone for like a couple hours, three hours, we come back,
there's pee and poop and in the same spot, and
I'm like, I don't it's getting old. Like we're tired
(07:55):
of steam cleaning. We bought a steam cleaner, Like that's
how bad it is. We bought a steam a steam
cleaner like wet carpet, makes the carpet wet and then
sprus it up too. Yes, and then she still goes
to that same spot. So I bought a big crate,
Like it's a big metal crate, and we're just gonna
put her in there every time we leave the house.
(08:15):
And I've never done this before. You feel guilty about
creating her? Yeah, a little bit. I mean she had
free range. Man Like, ever since she's had she's been
at the house. She's like, she sleeps on my son's bed,
she's got the dogg indoors. She goes outside when it's
nice and sunny, she doesn't when it's rainy. She had
the life, and now she's just got to stay in
the crate when we're not there. Yeah, the crate may
train her to realize, Like I we went through a
face like that with our dog, and I created her
(08:38):
for a little bit, and then now she has free
rain again. Yeah, I don't. I don't. Some people hate
create training. I don't hate create training. It's worked for us.
And now ell Or she stays at night because she's
been in heat. She can finally go get fixed in
like two weeks, but she's been in heat. But we
would crate train her when she was really young. But
now we keep her crate because she has this big
mud room we call it in the house. It's a
(09:00):
hash a doggy door that goes into the yard and
she has access to the whole yard that's fenced in
and the mudroom. But now she just sleeps at her
crate with the door open. So the crate to her
is now like her safe space. We never punish her
about putting her in her crate because as soon as
you do that, they supposed to associate that with being punished.
That makes sense, So but I don't what do I
(09:20):
know except just having dogs my whole life. I don't
think there's anthing wrong with creating them. And I told
her too, like when the crate fits the size of
the dog's rude, the crate is huge. It's like ten
times her size. And so every time I put her
into I look at her, I'm like, this is your fault.
And she looks and she looks at me like okay,
I get it. But she does. She gets yeah, she
comes like all right, and then she lays down a
little bed. She gets it, though, I think so, I
(09:42):
hope so. I don't think she gets it. I think
she's like, why am I putting? Because I do give her.
I feel like with my kids too, like when I
give them the look, they know what I'm talking about.
Like my baby, I mean I he knows when I'm upset.
And it's all It's not what I say. It's not
like no, don't do that, it's the look. And when
he sees the look, he's like, oh, Dad's pissed, Like,
all right, I got it. What a dog? What do
you look like when you're pissed like this? Are you
(10:05):
do your voice drop? Like? I don't know. It's the look.
It's not even the voice, it's just the look like
it's almost like, oh, I just disappointed dad. And I
love doing the look because they change immediately. Are you
more of a disciplinary into your kids or a friend?
I have to be the disciplinarian because my wife doesn't
discipline very well. She disciplines, and they laugh at her.
(10:26):
When Daddy disciplines, they don't like they literally laugh at her.
They laugh at her and they make fun her and
they mock her. Yes, it's terrible, it's terrible, and I
have to tell them like that is not funny. And
I got like half smile. I turn around and so
they don't see me smile. But I mean it's really bad,
like they just do not respect her. And and I
think it's because they see she's so sweet, and I
(10:48):
think they really see the weakness in that, like, oh,
she's sweet. All four of the kids, all of them.
It's crazy. And so you have to be doubled in. Yeah. Man,
I have to be like real stern with them when
they when you come in and you're upset, do they know?
And they're like, oh crap, yep, they do. They line up.
It's almost like a military line, like they all line
up like oh but pucker and everything, like, all right,
(11:08):
Dad's talking and then one of them too. I was
talking to him and they give me this stare, like
you can tell they were listening. They were just doing
like the yes because you told me to drill, sergeant. Look,
and I'm like, did you even hear anything I said?
They're like no. I'm like, all right, this isn't working.
All right, nobody give me scared of me? All right,
the scared tactics not working. Now, let's just listen to dad.
(11:29):
But then I know you play a lot of ball
with your kids, like in the yard. Yeah, are they
cool then? Or they just playing ball with the drill sergeant?
No, no no, no, when we're playing, it's no, no, drill sergeant.
It's just whenever they disrespect or they're not listening or
paying attention or whatever. Hey, when it's play time, it's playtime.
I'm not trying to make them like pro ball players
or anything, all right. I don't know. Eddie was such
an enforcers. Eddie's like the nicest guy. He's like happy.
(11:53):
Well see, And that's the thing too. They always say, like,
you know, Dad, sometimes you're happy and sometimes you're not.
I'm like, do you see the guys when you're doing
what you're supposed to do, Daddy's happy. When you don't,
that's when daddy's mad. You know if that reminds me
of Caitlyn tells me I'm her north star, and she's like,
you know what, you're my north star. You we're good
(12:14):
if you're you know, you're in a good mood. I'm
in a good mood. She goes, I follow your direction.
That's tough. I'm like, what because if you do something dumb?
Because something like I do dumb stuff. But let's be real,
we're kind of like that here on the show too.
What do you mean if you're in a good mood.
We're all in a good mood. And why don't you
guys put me in a better mood bringing? Try bringing
like snacks, shoulder rubs, cheese boards, We try the bottle
(12:37):
of water. You like that. Oh, I'm very grateful. My
head's killing me, like, I have a crazy headache. I
just texted Kate. I was like, what do we have
at home about my head? I think it's just dehydration.
We worked out outside yesterday and it was ninety three degrees.
My head's killing me. M A mom buys and wraps
all the Christmas gifts for the next three years. Oh,
(12:57):
she can know that much in advance, which is a
pretty baller move. Yeah, it sounds like something I would do.
It doesn't mean you can't buy more Christmas gifts, you know.
Oh a mom has taken shopping early for Christmas presents
to the extreme. She's already purchased all the gifts for
the next week Christmas and they're already raped and ready
to give. She shared her extremely organized gift cabinet's on
Facebook where people were impressed and then questioning they question
(13:19):
or plan. But she's like, how it's one of those
organizer things more than it is. But to be that organized,
you're a little little OCD which and I say that
as someone who also is not about an organization but
about other things. But yeah, she's already bought all three.
But you could also set that up and get a
bunch of views. I think what Mike and I are
gonna do is we're gonna set up one of these tiktoks.
So we should do we should create a fake scenario.
(13:40):
These people are always creating fake scenarios. They're like, you
know what happened. I looked under my bed and there
were two fingers and we don't know who they were from.
And one finger looks like it's from a warlock and
one looks like it's from a pink fairy. Yes, and
we tried to call the phone number that was written,
and then there's a secret latch in the door that
takes it and it's all those crazy stuff. You're like, oh,
and he goes ten million views. But they say, I'm
not making this up. They're like, you guys, tris me,
this is real. Promise we should create a fake scenario,
(14:02):
put it on my TikTok and see if people buy
that crap. Because every time now I'm starting not to
believe TikTok's barely I've never believed it. Yeah, some of them,
they are real. Oh no, nothing like the woman who
found that trap door, or like that that secret rumin
her house? Was that? Oh yeah, that I believe that one.
Did you see the last one I sent you of
(14:22):
the lady that's found like a phone number in the yes,
in the side draw? What was crazy about that? Though? Well,
she got it at a thrift shop. She just bought
a random piece of furniture, and in it was her
mom's number, her own mom, her own mom's phone number,
written by her sister. What. And She's like, this is crazy.
That's my mom's old phone number, and that's my sister's handwriting.
(14:43):
But and then she said, I promise I'm not making
this up. We have to believe her. See, I would
think for sure it's rigged because it's easy to First
of all, you can take all that, yes, all of it.
So and even with CG I too, you even is like, well, no,
the videos there. You guys, you can make up anything.
Lunchbox brings me all these crazy like videos of like, dude,
(15:04):
look at this throw of this guy throwing it over
a building. I'm like, that's all fake. You see Tom
Brady today throwing a football into the moon. Okay, see
it looks really real. Exactly, it looks real, but it's not.
It feels on TikTok. I believe it, especially if we said, guys,
this is real. I didn't make this up, Mike. We
should think of a scenario. Let's see if it gets
any traction. But don't spoil it. If you're listening to
this right now, don't go on the comments section and
(15:25):
be like, no, we talked about this on the show,
because you guys do that. Sometimes piss me off, kills
bits as Sometimes people just I put up a video
of Kaitlin and I dancing at her sister's wedding and
eighty percent of the comments were great, But then people
were just being complete jerks is saying all kinds of stuff,
So I just took it down. It's like, I don't
even want to deal with it. I'm gonna start putting
(15:47):
crap up and cutting the comments out. Of it. You know,
all right, that's it. I think we're done now. I'm
all mad. Yeah, like calm down, brief, it's fine, Like,
can't let certain commenters room your day. That's it you guys,
Thank you very much, thanks for listening to push show.
We'll see you tomorrow. I don't forget on time tonight
at my house at nine Eastern, eighth Central, seven Mountains,
(16:10):
six Pacific, no time zone. You can go to my
Twitter and find the link. You can follow on Twitch.
If you don't have Twitch, which you may not, you
can still watch it on your computer on your phone,
just by clicking the link and watching on your browser.
I hope you watch it this Sunday. I'm breaking Bobby Bones.
Is my eighteen wheeler show? Oh cool? It's there's two
of them. There's me on a towboat and then there's
me with driving the big rig. I haven't seen that
(16:31):
episode yet. Do they address the part where you fail
the driving test? I don't know. I haven't seen it yet.
Usually what okay episodes, but it's one of the last
ones we did. Why did you record it? Like, did
you say like in the recording? Yes, yes, we talked
about it and I was like, I didn't pass all
the tests the first time. Who knows if they use
it or not. But I haven't seen the final cut.
It's cool. I feel like that'll be good. It's more relatable.
(16:53):
I'm not sure. Yeah, no, I mean I don't see
why they wouldn't include it. Yeah, well, who knows, because
I was talking with her. Maybe don't. I don't know.
I bet they do. All right, Thank you guys, have
a great day. We'll see tomorrow.
It's time for the Bobby Bones post show. Here's your host,
Bobby Bone. I hope you all are fantastic. Why don't
we start with Raymundo's conspiracy theory about a group exercise class, which,
by the way, we've been running. What time it is?
(00:21):
Almost eleven? Can I get some water? And I'm already recording?
Can you, Raymondo? Would you have someone send some water?
I'll take the sparkling please from the mountains of I
don't know, just something ozark. I'm dying here, yeah, some
mountain valley please. Um. Okay, So here's the situation with Raymondo.
(00:41):
Tell it, telling me what happened. Yeah, So I go
to Should I name the class? No? Okakay no, but
you can talk about it in detail. People will figure
it out, all right. So I go to an exercise
class and it wasn't my recent boxing class, who was
a different one randomly the same last three days or whatever.
But I go there with my wife. She gets me
roped into this class. I've never taken a class before,
(01:03):
and it's one of those where they put your scores
up on the board, how many calories you burn, all
this other stuff everything. I go into it I'm just
trying to beat Bezer. So we're in there. There's twenty people, dudes, chicks,
Saturday morning class. All right, I'm like five percent home over.
I'm like, all right, let's do this. Let's do this
class for Bay, do it for my wife. We get
to do in the class. I'm whatever, you go to
the different circuits. Twelve minutes on the rowing machine. Is
(01:26):
this sounding familiar to anybody? Maybe twelve not done this? Okay,
twelve on the rowing machine, so it's I mean the
rowing machine I've actually never done before. So twelve on
the rowing, twelve on the treadmill, and then twelve with weights.
So I do all those and it's all about points.
Your stuff is on the scores basically like a game
you're playing it. It's a big scoreboard and you wear
these monitors so it monitors your heart, judges a bunch
(01:48):
of different stuff. Anyways, smash cut at the end, class
gets done. I was just trying to beat Bezer. I
win the entire class. I mean there's dudes in there
that are ROI did out your boy, not even to brag.
This isn't a low key flex because it's my conspiracy theory.
I win the entire class. I burned the most calories.
I missed this other point category by one, and I
(02:09):
think it was just because the girl was a female
and y'all's hearts are different because it also measures your heart.
But I won it all like nobody was even within
a hundred calories of me. So my conspiracy is my
first time at the class. I did it for free.
I think they let you win so then you'll be
motivated to come back. And oh my god, I was
so pumped after that class. Was like, Bay, that was
(02:30):
so dope. I was like, We're going back next Saturday.
I gotta beat those people again. So I died. Really
do think they do something magically with the scores and
the computers. They allow you to win. It's really what
I think they have you do. Did you sign up
that day from my class? We did it because I
told Bay. I was like, Bay, the endorphins are going
right now. We're not signing up right now for this class.
But I strongly believe conspiracy theory. I didn't win that class.
(02:54):
I looked over multiple times. I was going the same
speed as Bay. She finished middle of the pack. Don't
know how my numbers did what they did. Maybe they
go after the guy because he at times makes some
money decisions. And I won the class. I won the
whole thing. I mean yeah, because I was gonna say,
or y'all, yeah, of course, are y'all the only new
people in the class that day? Like if that's how
they operate, they kind of just have to pick the
(03:15):
one new person to sucker. We were definitely new, but
there was hey, everybody, welcome, Sisson and Laura there like
a wink to know that whoever finished a second really wins. Mike,
will you google that and see if there is a
if that's a situation on the internet where right, you
might have just won though you're a good shape I am,
But I am telling you I told Joe's five percent hungover.
(03:35):
There's dudes in there with straight up under armour gear
like they literally live for Saturday mornings to win this.
There's no way I beat the guy next to me
in under armour gear. No way. I was wearing half
tied shoes and like baggy sweatpants. You know what the
class is called, Mike, Okay, no conspiracy theory on that, right,
you might have just won. I've just put it out
of there. Go back again if you can and see
if you win again. If I want to end on
(03:57):
that peak. That was because if it won't be his
first time again, right so he but if he wins
again the second time, you know it's real. That's my point.
Oh gotcha? Tonight on Time with Bobby Bones. My guests
will be Jake Owen and Larry Fleet. They'll be performing
in my house. You guys can watch. It's on Twitch,
but you can also just click the link and watch
it on your computer. You don't have to have Twitch.
(04:17):
I like feed to have Twitch. You can comment, but
it's on tonight, so you guys can watch that if
you would like to. Virginia family drove the remains of
a family member to California to spread her ashes on
the coast, but someone broke into the car in Santa
Monica and stole him. No, didn't have a friend lunch box.
That happened too. Yeah, he had his dad in the
front seat and they were gonna go spread the ashes
(04:38):
the next day, so he left him in the car
overnight someone broke in never got him back. The Virginia
family brought the remains of their beloved sister and aunt,
Anne Lane to California. They're gonna spread her ashes. So
I'm broke into the car. Still the ashes. They heartbreaking.
These twin sisters are so close they breastfeed each other's babies.
(04:58):
That's okay, No, tell me more. I don't know. I've
never breasted. Why would your instinct be? My doesn't know.
But I guess if my sister's baby needed milk and
I had it, i'd give it to her. But if
they do it regularly, I don't know. That's just such
an intimate experience with you and your baby sisters, I
(05:20):
know too, gross man. No, I mean there's a bond
moment between you and the baby, and you're not gonna
share that with your sister. And and for the sister
to want to do that. They are identical twin sisters
married to identical twin brothers. Oh, this is the whole thing.
So did they do do the brothers too? What switch? Amy?
(05:44):
What's gotten into you? Nothing? It is the thought like
they maybe share a lot. I don't know. So you
did mean what you said? You might have just said
the wrong thing. No, this is like after dark. Um,
there is a handheld device that zaps your neck and
can boost your focus and energy and sleep deprived people.
(06:07):
Oh wow, you saw this story, yes, And basically it
made me think of the dog shot color we used
to do here on the show. I was like, oh,
now it's a good thing. We used to get zapped
at work all the time. That wasn't to wake us
up socker trivia. Well, I know, but now we know
we could have like been giving ourselves a little energy. See.
I feel like, without even Bobby talking anymore, I feel
like you were already thinking. Because yesterday we were all
(06:29):
tired and everything. You're like, I already lost. These two lost.
You weren't focused. So I bet you're already thinking, oh,
get little zappy zappen when we looked tired. Yeah, yeah, bones, yeah,
I'm on. We don't. We're not bringing the dog color back,
are we. That wasn't the point of it. But you
brought up a good thing that wasn't fun. Bit I
didn't think about it. It wasn't that much. That was
never fun. The listeners have loved it, and you loved it.
(06:51):
I would wear it though sometimes too. No, No I
would anybody else did? No? Yeah, I think, And then
the weird mile you would get when you would zap Us.
It was like very creepy, dude. You're like, hey, yeah,
this is cool. Does anybody in here think Bobby wore
as much as any of us? Okay, yeah, but it
doesn't matter because here's the thing. It doesn't matter because
(07:12):
you play trivia with him, he gets them all right,
So him wearing it is just like boy. Yeah, well no, no, no, no,
I did. I did get chalk sun, but I didn't
get shocked by. Speaking of dogs, Eddi's hav an issue
with your dog. Yeah, she's peen. I mean, my dog's
already like a thirteen year old, like a teenager, where
(07:34):
you just you don't pay attention to her for like
five five minutes or whatever, and she just gets really upset.
So lately she's just been pean. When we're home, she
never needs to go to the bathroom. She's got a
doggy door. She goes outside. But if we leave her
alone for like a couple hours, three hours, we come back,
there's pee and poop and in the same spot, and
I'm like, I don't it's getting old. Like we're tired
(07:55):
of steam cleaning. We bought a steam cleaner, Like that's
how bad it is. We bought a steam a steam
cleaner like wet carpet, makes the carpet wet and then
sprus it up too. Yes, and then she still goes
to that same spot. So I bought a big crate,
Like it's a big metal crate, and we're just gonna
put her in there every time we leave the house.
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And I've never done this before. You feel guilty about
creating her? Yeah, a little bit. I mean she had
free range. Man Like, ever since she's had she's been
at the house. She's like, she sleeps on my son's bed,
she's got the dogg indoors. She goes outside when it's
nice and sunny, she doesn't when it's rainy. She had
the life, and now she's just got to stay in
the crate when we're not there. Yeah, the crate may
train her to realize, Like I we went through a
face like that with our dog, and I created her
(08:38):
for a little bit, and then now she has free
rain again. Yeah, I don't. I don't. Some people hate
create training. I don't hate create training. It's worked for us.
And now ell Or she stays at night because she's
been in heat. She can finally go get fixed in
like two weeks, but she's been in heat. But we
would crate train her when she was really young. But
now we keep her crate because she has this big
mud room we call it in the house. It's a
(09:00):
hash a doggy door that goes into the yard and
she has access to the whole yard that's fenced in
and the mudroom. But now she just sleeps at her
crate with the door open. So the crate to her
is now like her safe space. We never punish her
about putting her in her crate because as soon as
you do that, they supposed to associate that with being punished.
That makes sense, So but I don't what do I
(09:20):
know except just having dogs my whole life. I don't
think there's anthing wrong with creating them. And I told
her too, like when the crate fits the size of
the dog's rude, the crate is huge. It's like ten
times her size. And so every time I put her
into I look at her, I'm like, this is your fault.
And she looks and she looks at me like okay,
I get it. But she does. She gets yeah, she
comes like all right, and then she lays down a
little bed. She gets it, though, I think so, I
(09:42):
hope so. I don't think she gets it. I think
she's like, why am I putting? Because I do give her.
I feel like with my kids too, like when I
give them the look, they know what I'm talking about.
Like my baby, I mean I he knows when I'm upset.
And it's all It's not what I say. It's not
like no, don't do that, it's the look. And when
he sees the look, he's like, oh, Dad's pissed, Like,
all right, I got it. What a dog? What do
you look like when you're pissed like this? Are you
(10:05):
do your voice drop? Like? I don't know. It's the look.
It's not even the voice, it's just the look like
it's almost like, oh, I just disappointed dad. And I
love doing the look because they change immediately. Are you
more of a disciplinary into your kids or a friend?
I have to be the disciplinarian because my wife doesn't
discipline very well. She disciplines, and they laugh at her.
(10:26):
When Daddy disciplines, they don't like they literally laugh at her.
They laugh at her and they make fun her and
they mock her. Yes, it's terrible, it's terrible, and I
have to tell them like that is not funny. And
I got like half smile. I turn around and so
they don't see me smile. But I mean it's really bad,
like they just do not respect her. And and I
think it's because they see she's so sweet, and I
(10:48):
think they really see the weakness in that, like, oh,
she's sweet. All four of the kids, all of them.
It's crazy. And so you have to be doubled in. Yeah. Man,
I have to be like real stern with them when
they when you come in and you're upset, do they know?
And they're like, oh crap, yep, they do. They line up.
It's almost like a military line, like they all line
up like oh but pucker and everything, like, all right,
(11:08):
Dad's talking and then one of them too. I was
talking to him and they give me this stare, like
you can tell they were listening. They were just doing
like the yes because you told me to drill, sergeant. Look,
and I'm like, did you even hear anything I said?
They're like no. I'm like, all right, this isn't working.
All right, nobody give me scared of me? All right,
the scared tactics not working. Now, let's just listen to dad.
(11:29):
But then I know you play a lot of ball
with your kids, like in the yard. Yeah, are they
cool then? Or they just playing ball with the drill sergeant?
No, no no, no, when we're playing, it's no, no, drill sergeant.
It's just whenever they disrespect or they're not listening or
paying attention or whatever. Hey, when it's play time, it's playtime.
I'm not trying to make them like pro ball players
or anything, all right. I don't know. Eddie was such
an enforcers. Eddie's like the nicest guy. He's like happy.
(11:53):
Well see, And that's the thing too. They always say, like,
you know, Dad, sometimes you're happy and sometimes you're not.
I'm like, do you see the guys when you're doing
what you're supposed to do, Daddy's happy. When you don't,
that's when daddy's mad. You know if that reminds me
of Caitlyn tells me I'm her north star, and she's like,
you know what, you're my north star. You we're good
(12:14):
if you're you know, you're in a good mood. I'm
in a good mood. She goes, I follow your direction.
That's tough. I'm like, what because if you do something dumb?
Because something like I do dumb stuff. But let's be real,
we're kind of like that here on the show too.
What do you mean if you're in a good mood.
We're all in a good mood. And why don't you
guys put me in a better mood bringing? Try bringing
like snacks, shoulder rubs, cheese boards, We try the bottle
(12:37):
of water. You like that. Oh, I'm very grateful. My
head's killing me, like, I have a crazy headache. I
just texted Kate. I was like, what do we have
at home about my head? I think it's just dehydration.
We worked out outside yesterday and it was ninety three degrees.
My head's killing me. M A mom buys and wraps
all the Christmas gifts for the next three years. Oh,
(12:57):
she can know that much in advance, which is a
pretty baller move. Yeah, it sounds like something I would do.
It doesn't mean you can't buy more Christmas gifts, you know.
Oh a mom has taken shopping early for Christmas presents
to the extreme. She's already purchased all the gifts for
the next week Christmas and they're already raped and ready
to give. She shared her extremely organized gift cabinet's on
Facebook where people were impressed and then questioning they question
(13:19):
or plan. But she's like, how it's one of those
organizer things more than it is. But to be that organized,
you're a little little OCD which and I say that
as someone who also is not about an organization but
about other things. But yeah, she's already bought all three.
But you could also set that up and get a
bunch of views. I think what Mike and I are
gonna do is we're gonna set up one of these tiktoks.
So we should do we should create a fake scenario.
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These people are always creating fake scenarios. They're like, you
know what happened. I looked under my bed and there
were two fingers and we don't know who they were from.
And one finger looks like it's from a warlock and
one looks like it's from a pink fairy. Yes, and
we tried to call the phone number that was written,
and then there's a secret latch in the door that
takes it and it's all those crazy stuff. You're like, oh,
and he goes ten million views. But they say, I'm
not making this up. They're like, you guys, tris me,
this is real. Promise we should create a fake scenario,
(14:02):
put it on my TikTok and see if people buy
that crap. Because every time now I'm starting not to
believe TikTok's barely I've never believed it. Yeah, some of them,
they are real. Oh no, nothing like the woman who
found that trap door, or like that that secret rumin
her house? Was that? Oh yeah, that I believe that one.
Did you see the last one I sent you of
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the lady that's found like a phone number in the yes,
in the side draw? What was crazy about that? Though? Well,
she got it at a thrift shop. She just bought
a random piece of furniture, and in it was her
mom's number, her own mom, her own mom's phone number,
written by her sister. What. And She's like, this is crazy.
That's my mom's old phone number, and that's my sister's handwriting.
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But and then she said, I promise I'm not making
this up. We have to believe her. See, I would
think for sure it's rigged because it's easy to First
of all, you can take all that, yes, all of it.
So and even with CG I too, you even is like, well, no,
the videos there. You guys, you can make up anything.
Lunchbox brings me all these crazy like videos of like, dude,
(15:04):
look at this throw of this guy throwing it over
a building. I'm like, that's all fake. You see Tom
Brady today throwing a football into the moon. Okay, see
it looks really real. Exactly, it looks real, but it's not.
It feels on TikTok. I believe it, especially if we said, guys,
this is real. I didn't make this up, Mike. We
should think of a scenario. Let's see if it gets
any traction. But don't spoil it. If you're listening to
this right now, don't go on the comments section and
(15:25):
be like, no, we talked about this on the show,
because you guys do that. Sometimes piss me off, kills
bits as Sometimes people just I put up a video
of Kaitlin and I dancing at her sister's wedding and
eighty percent of the comments were great, But then people
were just being complete jerks is saying all kinds of stuff,
So I just took it down. It's like, I don't
even want to deal with it. I'm gonna start putting
(15:47):
crap up and cutting the comments out. Of it. You know,
all right, that's it. I think we're done now. I'm
all mad. Yeah, like calm down, brief, it's fine, Like,
can't let certain commenters room your day. That's it you guys,
Thank you very much, thanks for listening to push show.
We'll see you tomorrow. I don't forget on time tonight
at my house at nine Eastern, eighth Central, seven Mountains,
(16:10):
six Pacific, no time zone. You can go to my
Twitter and find the link. You can follow on Twitch.
If you don't have Twitch, which you may not, you
can still watch it on your computer on your phone,
just by clicking the link and watching on your browser.
I hope you watch it this Sunday. I'm breaking Bobby Bones.
Is my eighteen wheeler show? Oh cool? It's there's two
of them. There's me on a towboat and then there's
me with driving the big rig. I haven't seen that
(16:31):
episode yet. Do they address the part where you fail
the driving test? I don't know. I haven't seen it yet.
Usually what okay episodes, but it's one of the last
ones we did. Why did you record it? Like, did
you say like in the recording? Yes, yes, we talked
about it and I was like, I didn't pass all
the tests the first time. Who knows if they use
it or not. But I haven't seen the final cut.
It's cool. I feel like that'll be good. It's more relatable.
(16:53):
I'm not sure. Yeah, no, I mean I don't see
why they wouldn't include it. Yeah, well, who knows, because
I was talking with her. Maybe don't. I don't know.
I bet they do. All right, Thank you guys, have
a great day. We'll see tomorrow.
Hosts And Creators
Bobby Bones
Amy Brown
Lunchbox
Eddie Garcia
Morgan Huelsman
Raymundo
Mike D
Abby Anderson
Scuba Steve
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