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Speaker 1 (00:11):
All right, welcome to Friday's show Morning Studio mon. Alright,
so a couple of months ago, we all had to
watch the Harry Potter movie. The first one. I watched it.
I passed the test. Eddie watched it. He did not
pass the test correct. Lunchbox did not pass the test correct.
So they had to watch the second one. So Lunchbox
is not taking this test yet, so we're gonna take
it now, ready, Lunchbox, Yeah, let's go into the chamber
(00:32):
of secrets. Did you watch it? Yeah, it's second year
of school. Man, you did watch it. Oh my gosh,
let me tell you. My wife likes that, like I
think she watched it before and she was like, yeah,
this will be boding. I can watch it. I love this.
We can watch it together. And let me tell you
that's terrible. So Eddie did watch it and passed the sad. Yeah,
so here you go. This is your quiz. Okay, what
color is the flying car? Uh? It's blue? That's correct. Wow.
(01:00):
We all expected it to be wrong, the wrong, but nice.
You did watch it? Yeah? I did. I tell you
I watched it with the wife. She likes this nerdy stuff.
Did you watch the whole thing start to finish. I
mean I was probably in a OL but I mean
did you watch it in a one setting? No? No, no, no, no,
didn't have time to. I mean it's like two hours.
(01:21):
I mean it's a long movie. They're very so are
there Like did they go through all through high school
and everything? Like? Do they do twenty years of school? Morgan?
How many are there? Eight are the prequels, But how
many Harry Potters are there? Yeah? There's eight? Yeah? Okay?
Second question? What kind of creature is Dobby? Dobby is
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the guy that little it lives in a house. Um elf,
he's an elf. He's an elf, that's what you call him.
He's a he's a house elf. You have to get
just one more rights it out of the next three. Okay,
how you got this? Why hasn't Harry heard from his
(02:04):
friends all summer? Why hadn't he heard from them? Why
hasn't Harry heard from his friends all summer? Oh? This
is Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets. That's that
last guy. What's his name? The guy on the question above? Dobby?
Dobby stole the mail, right or something like that? He
(02:25):
kept the mail. He did something with his mail. He
didn't get the mail he didn't get because his friends
would send him letters, but they he never got him.
And I think it was Dobby that like threw him
away or kept him or whatever he did with him.
The answer is Dobby intercepted his mail. Let's go, Let's
go the other ones. What is the Slytherin house symbol? Oh,
(02:50):
that's the one with the the snake on it. Correct?
Who says this quote? Fear of a name only increases
fear of the thing itself, fear of na fear itself.
Fear of a name only increases fear of the thing itself.
That supmost be a trick has to be Dobby again hermione,
(03:11):
Oh but you got four out of five. I mean, Harry,
I didn't like you. You're not gonna keep going. Okay,
that is such an investment and it's just not for me.
What would you give the first two movies? Would you
rate them all together? C? Minus it's not my cut,
not my type of thing. Morgan? Does that offend you? Yeah?
(03:34):
I mean, Harry, I just rewatched them and I just
remembered how good they were. I watched watched them so
fast too. Yeah, every single one, well, you are done
with a segment. You passed the test. We didn't think
you would pass the test, honestly, but congratulations. I'd yes.
Hate references it now and all this joke. Thank you
guys for hanging out with us. It is now time
to open up that vast, that robust, that never ending
(03:58):
mail bag and read some of you guys as questions.
Let's go get something we call ye. Hello, Bobby Bones,
I'm going for an interview for a potential dream job.
It's been a long time they've had to go through
the job interview process. As someone who employs people, what
are some typical questions that you think they could ask me?
(04:20):
As I've heard you talk about how it's a good
ided to ask questions. What are good questions I should
have prepared for them? Appreciate the advice, Laura. What I
love is someone who is not only answering questions, but
you feel like they have prepared and they've read more
than they should about why they're coming in or what
extra they can add, even if I don't need it.
Because when we look for somebody to work with and
(04:43):
for us, it's okay, what can you do that is
required within this description? But if if SS hits the fan,
what else can you do? And like Raymundo, I know
that he's going to do his job here, but if
we need to be at midnight or if we need
to be at six pm to he's going to be here.
So here's what I would say. Do you in the
first thing about job interviews, have a smile on your face,
the most simple thing. But sometimes the most simple things
(05:04):
get overlooked. People want to work with people. People want
to work people they like, and they don't like you.
I really don't think they can like you. They don't
want to work with you. That's number one. Number two
is you need to listen and to answer the questions,
but then you need to ask questions sometimes ask follow
up questions, because not only are you listen to the interview,
you listen to each questions specifically. And then thirdly, you
can say things like hey, like if I'm able to
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crush this job, which I'm I feel like I'm going
to be able to like in five years, like if
I'm killing it, you know, where where can I move
up into the company? Like how can I how can
I be even better? For you? People love when you
say how can I grow and help what I'm already
trying to do and be. So that's why I would say,
there it is. It's a popularity game. How can you
(05:48):
go in? You have five minutes to be popular, to
be liked. That's life. Something that I'm reminded of is
when Abby was interviewing with you for the phone screener
job and she didn't end up. I don't remember what happened,
she didn't get the job, but when you circled back
around later and needed someone, you thought of her because
she sent you a thank you note after the interview
(06:09):
and then and that made her more memorable. Correct, Now,
she didn't get the job, right, but she still sent
you a thank you note like she didn't get the job.
We're trying to help somebody get a job. Yeah, I
got the second job. But what I'm saying is like,
maybe you could follow up with a thank you note
of like, no matter what happens, let me don't say
that in the email, but just send a thank you
(06:29):
for them taking the time to meet with you. You
know why Abby didn't get the job? Abby, I've ever
told you this. Do you know why you didn't get
the job? No? I don't, do you remember farting what
she's like, I kidding, I'm totally kidding. I'm totally kidding
(06:50):
someone more, someone does more experience than her, um, far
more experience, and the abby I'm totally met my face
right now. It just went like, Wow, that's a good stuff. Okay,
I'm glad you're kidding. Yes, smile, dial in, ask questions,
ask about the future. That if you just exceed at
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this job so much like you feel you're going to work,
can you move to an and help the company even more.
That's my advice. I'm I swear to I'm kidding about that.
I thought that would be so funny to say, and
she'd freak out. Okay, that's the mailbag Morgan. If they
want to email us, what do they do? Mailbag at
Bobby bones dot com. We got your game. That was
found the clothed Bobby mailbag. Fun fat Fright. Here are
(07:38):
the five most fun facts of the week, as curated
by Amy Number five. A new survey found that thirty
percent of millennials feel that they have a better shot
at landing a date with an A List celebrity than
ever owning a home. Let me think about this for
a second. Thirty percent. That's a significant amount, I know.
And this is DMS are you can slide into someone's DMS.
(08:02):
I may not look. But what does that tell you though?
That they think that the home homebuying process is so
hard and things are so expensive and they're not making enough.
That's what I hear. More than what I that I hear.
They can date Pete Davidson, That's what I hear in
that situation that stinks. That's kind of sad. I don't
know that's that fine at feel bad home and like, oh,
let's just shared a new survey. That's a little bit sad.
Number four. The catchiest song of all time is Wanna Be.
(08:31):
It's by the Spice Girls, and apparently people are able
to recognize it in about two point three seconds, which
other songs took at least five seconds to recognize. Okay,
how long does it take you to recognize this? Right here?
Who let the Dogs out? Woo? Yeah, you couldn't test
that one. That's a good one too, or Mambo number five, Yeah,
(08:52):
that's a catchy too, and Good Ones number three. So
the fingerprints of a koala bear are so in distinguishable
from humans that they have on occasion been confused at
a crime scene. That quality quality did it. It wasn't me.
There's a whole line of people and there's one koala
and six people standing there. You know. Kuala is also
(09:12):
sleep like twenty hours a day. That's awesome. That's awesome, right, Yeah,
my bulldog's close. But the koala, that's funny. Their fingerprints
are just like humans. Number two, so Eminem has the
Guinness World Record for having the most words in a
hit song. You know what song it is? Yeah, it's
not one of his hits. What's it called? Rap god? Yeah,
(09:33):
I'm all be a rap guy. Yes, coming at a
supersonic speed. Human, what I gotta do anything? Somebody did
that at one take the only time he came in
and did overdubs and did that. Um, but he was
still going the whole time. Wow, that's one thousand, five
hundred and sixty words in that song in just over
(09:56):
six minutes. Crazy and normally, just for reference, like a
thousand word it's typed out, would be about ten minutes,
fifteen hundred about fifteen minutes. So he is rapid firing here.
I could tell by how fast. Don't ask me how
I know that one if you place two straws in
your mouth, one inside of a drink and the other
(10:16):
outside of the drink, you won't be able to drink
through either one of them. Like you would think you'd
be able to slurp up the drink, but because you
have the other straw going, you won't. Nothing will happen.
We test this, stry it. I feel like I've done
it before. It's hard to say this and then not
have two straws to test this. So you're telling me
if I have a cup of water, one straw in
the water, one straw on the side of the water,
both in your mouth, can't drink the water? Correct? No
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way you drive this, Eddie. I don't know now that
I think about's hand up. Okay, he's gonna run now
and grab the stuff. Okay, you're telling me that I
can't suck through both straws at the same time. Right now,
there's a scientist being like this is fact. These idiots
are going to try it, or they're like Amy's wrong. No, Ivent,
you're right. I can't wait to prove this wrong. Okay,
(11:01):
I'm being brought a cup. It's a red solo cup
with two straws. Now one in one is going into
the cup, yes, and one is gonna go out. This
is gonna be the funnest fact that this is true.
It's going out of the cup. So you're telling me
if I put both these straws on out one dial
one outside and try to suck, Oh no, here we go,
(11:23):
Here we go. I can't. Oh my god, can you
really trying? Yeah, I swear to you, well, I'm checking
one in one out. I can't. It's a dangius thing.
I can't do it, this thing. I mean if I
go really hard to get a little bit too slightly,
it's hard. Yeah, yeah, yeah, Like I had to go
full lungs recoil. Whow. I'm shocked. That's me too, unbelievable.
(11:49):
The most fun fact of all time we found all right,
there you go fact from Naoking number two thirty six.
Skinny Taylor Swift shared a collaboration with Chris Stapleton called
I Bet you think about me the weird, dumber soler
(12:13):
hat to be that I'm harder for. Harry Underwood officially
released her comedy song fans have been asking for, called
Stretchy Pants, Bring Up Jacky Potakes, Custo Roll, dish because
I am listen all with but just isn't you think
(12:33):
that I'm done? And I'm on the phone number. Jason
Aldean's new album Making is out today. Here's the song
small Town Small from Skip Friep got first game, Jack,
be well, keep the food swells. I'm Morgan number two.
(12:57):
That's your skinny call. It's time for the good news
with Amy George eighty nine years old, Joyce eighty seven
years old. They're married for sixty six years, and they
both took a fall and ended up hospitalized for a
few months. It was crazy because a COVID they were
(13:18):
hospitalized separately and they could not see each other. They
didn't have COVID, just COVID restrictions kept them apart to
fall in the same sheet of eyes or what. It's.
All I know is they both were hospitalized after suffering
a fall, so I would imagine maybe they're holding onto
each other fell. Yeah, that's what we hope, right, romantic
yea together. Yeah, So what's crazy is they were finally
(13:38):
reunited and everyone at the nursing home said that it
was like the most emotional thing that they witnessed because
their love for each other is just so real and
seeing them reunite for the first time. I mean, this
is a couple. They grew up next door to one
another nearly seven decades ago and they just haven't been
like separated really since except for this. I wonder if
(13:59):
they got smart an iPad, you know, I wonder if
they got good at an iPad. Oh, Like, while they're
in the like talk to each other. Yeah, I was
watching a TikTok off some he had to be ninety,
and then his wife were sitting on the couch and
he's like anytime she's all in this thing. She didn't
communicate with the rest of the world, and she's swiping away.
It's like a baby, but it really all and she's like,
(14:20):
shut up, honey. So I wonder if because of that
they were able to like learn the iPad the iPhone more.
That's a great story. Glad they're back together. That's what
it's all about. That was tell me something good. Let's
play the easiest trivia game and all the land easy Trivia, which,
by the way, Eddie has the tiara. He has won
(14:41):
two full seasons. Yes, I am the Tiara king. That
right about like a princess. That's what a princess would
wear it. Here we go, easy trivia. Don't miss the
question question number one, Amy, how many little pigs were
there in the famous children's fable This little Pig go
(15:02):
into market? Very little? Is that the toe? How many
little pigs? Very little pigs? Is correct? Now, Lunchbox, what
colors are the stars on the American flag? They're white? Correct? Eddie?
What television series cartoon dog says? Rope ru rue Let's
Scooby Doo? Correct? And finally, Morgan, which Disney movie is
(15:26):
Elsa in Oh Frozen? Correct? Draw on for the second round.
Let's get it. If you miss now, you're eliminated. All
the scores are back at zero. Technically you're boned, but yeah,
that's true. You don't want to hear this sound right here.
You've been booed. Of all of our games. This is
(15:47):
our listeners favorite game because they can play along with it.
It's pretty easy. It's not easy, Amy. What was Winnie
the Poo's favorite treat? Honey? Yes, that's yes, Lunchbox. What
ocean is off the California coast Pacific? Correct? Eddie. What's
(16:09):
the fastest land animal that's a cheetah? Correct? Moregan, what
bird lives in Antarctica and cannot flye. Correct. Okay, we're
strong today. It's a new week. Maybe it's because we're
getting closer to the holidays. We're strong. Round three. Let's
go amy, How many feet are in a yard? Well?
(16:31):
I don't how many are in a yard? This is
like the easiest question. Get your feet, is it? Though? Yeah?
Your feet? How many yards are there? No, that's not
the question. How many inches are in a foot? Well? Moregan,
do you know how many feets in the yard? I
think so. I'm not sure, though, honestly, see does everybody
in here know how many feet are in the yard?
(16:51):
I think so. I mean I bet my house on it. What?
Why do I get this question? It's not hard? It
is hard. Round three? Hard? How many feats? Three? Teacher? Okay?
Answer six? Is that your answer? Yes? I don't know
(17:12):
what's the answer? Guys? Three? I had three? You've been
for those too short? I hate this game. Oh are
you pulling yourself out for the next round? You've been
giving a yellow card for your ass. One more yellow,
one more yellow, one more yellow card and you will
be eliminated. You got potty Patty over the right Patty
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lunchbox who painted the Mona Lisa Amy, do you know this?
Of course I do. Okay, that's the same thing when
he was doing with you. I know, but it's just frustrating.
It is a lot easier than the other I don't know.
Is the Mona Lisa a building? Oh my gosh, the
only right next to Empire State Building. The only famous
(17:58):
person I know is Van Go, But I thought he
was an ear guy right, some about his ear nose
and throat doctor. Yes. Oh wait, there's a guy named
Da Vinci too, But I mean we'll go with Van Go.
I have no idea, Amy, what would you have said,
da Vinci? It's DaVinci? Wow? Can I get back in
(18:21):
with that? Why? Because Patty Patty over here looking for
a card. No, I'm not just having fun. The next
card is red. Yeah, you don't want to get too
yellow card because you're eliminated from the next round. It's
basically like targeting and college football. You do not want
to get another penalty. You will not be able to
play back next game. Okaya, Oh you know what da
(18:43):
Vinci code. That's what they're doing. They're going to least
that's right. Yeah, Mam Hanks I should have listened to you, Eddie.
Your goal is not to get boned by the way
you have that you're wearing the tr I mean it's
right there, right in front of me. How many zeros
aren't a million? Oh? Well, let's see one one zero
zero zero comment zero zero zero. That's six months. Correct,
(19:06):
Eddie's gonna have a one nothing lead on us. Why
are you discounting Morgan? She has? Oh she's still in
I thought he just won. Morgan so much pressure? Moan,
moan Morgan? What degree is a right angle? Ninety degrees? Eddie? Mom?
What's the top number of a fraction called the numerator? Correct?
(19:32):
Come on, that's pretty strong. You guys have to admit. No,
nobody I was gonna know that. One. Morgan scar is
the villain? And what Disney movie the Lion King? Correct him? Two?
Let's go, Eddie? How many faces does a cube? Have? You? So? Quick? Sorry? Bones,
(19:57):
I'm dry? No, Hey, that hand came up quick? Hold
on now? Oh my goodness, one, one, two, three, four, five,
six six moons or a dice six? Six? Wow? Would
you not gotten that? No? I don't even know how
to draw a cube? Have you been thinking about it? No, aube.
Hey Morgan, what's the name of the holes on the
(20:19):
Moon's surface the holes on the moon's surface craters? Correct, yes, Eddie.
What bird lays the largest egg? That's an ostrich correct Morgan.
What's the most common species of bird found in the world. Huh,
(20:42):
that's hard. The most common species of bird geese? Birds?
They are harbor Yeah, they're birds. They're more this kind
of bird than any other bird. What's that kind of bird? Huh, mallards,
Well that's a duck. What listen, I'm just I'm just
(21:04):
naming things right now. Um, birds, penguins are birds, a
lot of Do you know what I mean? I have
a guess. You're the bird lady, I know, card I
don't know. Morgan. What's the most common bird in the world? Geese?
Is that your answer? Yeah? Said, I don't know. Said
(21:28):
I want to set a crow. I have no idea, Yeah, crow.
What's the most simple answer? You guys are being a
little too difficult. No, those are birds you see every
like think about birds with in your life. Chickens A
lot of chickens. Chickens, God of that. Yeah, we were
all thinking that, not birds that. I don't know how
(21:53):
you keep going, we may have to retire the game.
At some point, you guys are gonna realize how smart
I am right, understand what's happening, Like it's weird. I
used to be decent at this game a friend, and
then you want to quite Yellow Cards show. Yeah, because
(22:14):
I'm just perplexed. Eddie, you are the winner. Thank you man.
Let's check the voicemails. Here's the first one. Morning Bobby
Morning Studio just wanted to say thanks. Because of all
of your guys's trivia games, we actually sounded real smart.
Tonight at Trivia Night, they asked which actor turned down
the opportunity to go to space, Tom Hanks, thanks for
(22:36):
making us look smart. He turned it down because he
didn't want to pay the millions of dollars. Yeah, remember that,
it's so funny. He was like, Jeff Bezos invited me.
There was like, yoe me twenty million bucks. He's like, Nope,
not doing that. I love when listeners learn things from
our show. What else we got? Hey, guys, just listening
to Wednesday's podcast. Bubba caller who calls them about the
back and get the Parkers bust. You're telling me the
(22:57):
drives a bigger or a longer pick up back. I mean,
the spots is actually much easier because of the turning
radius and the trucks. I have a pretty large truck.
I'm pulling forward into a spy. I can't see the
lines half the time on either side of me. But
if I'm back again, I can see one of my beers.
I can see one of my backup camera. It's much
easier to back into a comb and I can do
(23:18):
it a lot quicker than I can calling it forward. Amen. Hey,
there's a guy with a CDL about that. Mine's about
to expire really quick. No, what happened is I got
this CDL permit so I could drive a big rig.
But someone had to be driving next to me. And
eighteen I can't just go work because I didn't do
(23:39):
the actual driving test. I did all the all the
book test, and then I went. I actually drove for
a few days on the interstate eighteen wheeler. But it
expires in six months because you have to get your
real license and I'm not getting my real license. Oh well,
that was fun, then short lived. It expires. Oh, let's expired.
It's already expired. I was gonna go out drive the
(23:59):
big rag today. So, but I was a guy that
had his CDL permit, like at me, you're Samy's pile
of stories. So I had never heard about putting butter
on your pop tarts until you started dating Caitlin back
in the day. And I was like, what is this craziness?
She said, back in Oklahoma, we put butter on all
(24:21):
our pop tarts. He didn't talk like that, but that's
what it felt like. And we did it, and it
was great. You made her your wife? Yeah because of that. Actually, yes.
So apparently the rest of the world is getting in
on this, and Pop Tart is like, okay, yeah, we
want you to start slathering our pop tarts with butter.
They're even releasing a special line of butters with a
company called Banner Butter, and it's a limited run of
(24:42):
Pop Tart branded butters that go with different flavors that
they have. Well, don't think it's healthy, because it's not
in any way whatsoever. It's actually quite the opposite. But
it tastes really good because it's just bread. You're just
putting butter on bread, and inside the bread's little jam.
So it makes sense that the butter. Yeah, when she
first told about it. I was like, you're crazy, But
then I eat it and I was like I'm crazy. Yeah,
(25:03):
like you're genius. Oh. In the same food line, thought
just made me think of this. I saw a headline
that Cinnabon is bringing back their pints of cream cheese frosting,
so you can just go to a Cinnabon store and
buy a pine of cream cheese frosting cinnamon. Sounds good
to me in theory, but I'm only ever at the
airport when I see one, don't the mall. Yeah, I
(25:23):
guess I don't see it at the mall. But if
I ever eat one, I always regret it. Oh really yeah,
because it's always like I just feel bad at Well,
they're massive. You don't have to eat the oh you
do if you buy it, you can't waste waste not
one not here. Okay, what else? Well, speaking of food,
there's already a shortage of turkeys, cranberry sauce, and stuffing,
(25:43):
and so I mean people just might have to rethink
what traditional Thanksgiving is going to look like this year,
and I'm doing it. I think we're gonna have Haitian food,
Mexican food, chicken, Enchilada's I don't know. I'm just I
don't think I'm gonna do traditional Eddi's asked me if
you can use my fridge please freezer, sorry, the free
because he's scared they're not being turkeys and he's found turkeys.
(26:04):
Oh yeah, they're there right now, but they may not
be there closer to Thanks. But why do you need
my freezer because mine's too small. I mean, I got
ice cream, pops and chicken and stuff in there. I
cannot put a turkey in the reel with kids. Okay,
you can borrow my freezer. That's what I'm talking about it.
But here's what's gonna happen. We are just making this
worse by talking about it. It's gonna become toilet paper
two point zero, where everyone's gonna know there are no turkeys,
(26:27):
so they're gonna go buy up all the turkeys. You
know what I'm saying. Yeah, I see what you're saying.
But then I'm glad you let me know because I
want to get a turkey. So should I buy two? Yes? Ok?
All right? What else? Well, if you want some Dirk's
Bentley music, like an album, because he hasn't put one
out since twenty and eighteen. He confirmed this week that
he will be releasing an album next year and he
(26:47):
should cut his hair. His hair. No, you don't like
Mountain Dirks. It's too long, man, it's too long. I
love Dirks. His hair's too It looks like he just
let COVID hair continue. Oh if he had grown it
down and it wasn't COVID, I think I would like it.
But I feel like I'm just watching COVID grow and
I'm ready to move past that. Yeah, I'm ready to
(27:07):
move past all these artists that grew at COVID beer
and COVID hair. Like they're all cutting it because it
reminds me of COVID. So love Dirks, but I think
it's time for a haircut. Time freshing up. A little
bit controversial. I said it. I said it hot take ducks,
cut your hair. He's probably listening to so all right,
is that an Amy? Yep? I'm Amy. That's my pile.
That was Amy's pile of stories. It's time for the
(27:29):
good news. Good Devin Snyder is a junior in high
school and his school said, Hey, we're gonna give the
act for free to any sophomore, junior, or senior that
wants to try it. And he was like, you know,
I'm thinking about going to college. I might as well
sit down and take the test. And he got a
perfect score of thirty six. Crazy perfect score of thirty six.
(27:52):
That's wild. He wasn't even training to take the test
and then didn't miss any of it. Yeah, and he's
of all the millions of students of get across the country,
point three percent get a perfect score. Well, you said,
he was like, man, maybe I go to college. Did
you make that part up? Well, he talked about going
to a local college and getting a computer science degree. Yeah,
but now he said, I need to reevaluate what I
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want to do and where I want to go. He
can pretty much go anywhere you want. That's awesome. That
is what it's all about. That was tell me something good.
Here's a voicemail from Pete. Good Morning Studio. Got a
question for lunchbox. If you win the lottery for twenty
five million dollars, the next day, you find out that
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one of your kids are terminally ill and the only
way to save them is to write a check for
twenty five million dollars. Do you give up all your
winnings you save your child. What kind of question is?
How stupid are you? I mean, I don't know this guy,
but he must be the dumbest caller we've ever had. Pete, Pete,
what would you like to said? Pete? You're an idiot?
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I write the check for twenty five million dollars like,
I mean, I don't even understand, but you do put
off that No, No, I understand. I want to be
super rich, but I wouldn't want my kid to die.
I mean, that's just crazy. What about for about for
your parents? They lived a good life. I mean they've
they've sacked her into it. The fact they're older. Yes,
they're sixty six years old, sixty seven years old. They've
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had their run, and they know that they've got five
years left. Tops, and they're like, Tops, why are you
putting your bearings and that you're killing your parents right now?
I'm not killing my parents. I'm just saying okay. But
Pete is an idiot. That's why Pete asked such a question,
because you do give off the impression that we don't
know what you're gonna say when money. Good question, but
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you guys like I'm just gonna let my kid die
for twenty five million. Well, I mean you like say
this in a different way. Yeah, Sometimes you're like my
parents would say, let me go okay, they would want
me to have that. Well, Pete, thank you for the voicemail.
Let's go over now and do the Morning Corny with Amy.
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Morning Corny. What are turkeys thankful for? On Thanksgiving? What
are turkeys thankful for on Thanksgiving? Vegetarians? That was the
Morning Corny. There are some ridiculous stories in the news.
Sometimes we read and we go what's wrong with people?
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What's wrong with people? Lunchbox your first. There's this guy,
William Rich back in two thousand and five got hit
by a bomb in Iraq, and so for all these
years he's been saying he's a quadriplegic and he's gotten
over a million dollars in benefits. The only problem is
been faking it the whole time. He took a selfie
at the gym and it shows the weights in the
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background and he says, lol, lift it or leave, And
that was his downfall. So they saw him do that,
and then when investigated it, Yeah, and so he got
eight hundred thousand from the VA and an additional two
hundred and forty thousand from Social Security and Disability and
where sure he's not a quadriplegic. We are sure he's
not a quadriplegic. And I say, what's all the people?
What's all the people? All right? Next up, a mad
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customer throws a red hot soup at a manager's face
because the plastic lid had melted. Restaurant manager Janelle Roland
twenty four was dallased in spicy Minudos soup by an
angry customer. The customer claimed the soup was so hot
the plastic from the lid had melted into the broth.
The manager said, let me give you a refund, but instead,
the customer was so upset she threw it into the
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face of the manager. Which, by the way, if it's
so hot it's melting the lid, why would you use
it as a weapon. But it's so good. Guts, yeah,
but it's really good. Yeah yeah, cow cow guts. But again,
this is flaming hot. Obviously, it's scolding hot liquid that
probably burned the manager's face, the same as when McDonald's
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got sued years ago because the coffee was so hot
and they poured it on their lap. But this is
this is a salt. This has got to be a salt. Yeah,
what's wrong with people? What? People? So, someone was getting
gas and they went ahead and put the paid for it,
put the thing into their gas tank, and went inside
to get stuff. I've done this tons of times. They
let it run. They're letting it run and fill up. Well,
someone pulled up next to them and while it's still going,
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it was close enough to get the cord and put
it in their gas tank. Was inside. Hey, hilarious because
I have like left my gas running while I go
inside to get something or use the bathroom or get
snacks or do whatever. I never even thought this was
possible until I saw this story. And it's crazy and
it's rude and it's awful and it's stealing. What's wrong
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with people? What's wrong with that's hilarious? You shouldn't leave
your gas No, but if you do, you're paying for it.
It's for yourn They take it out, they learn lesson now. No, No,
this is wrong. What's wrong with people? I'm torn about people? Everybody?
You should Okay, you guys, eddie, what do you have?
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All right? There's a student at Louisiana High School and
he took a video of himself punching one of his teachers.
Well not just a teacher, his teacher was on a wheelchair.
That's how he's been for punch a teacher, slash a
person in a wheelchair. He did it all for the
TikTok is. It was one of those trends like slap
a teacher. Yes, pick a teacher that's not in a wheelchair.
I understand. Wait, no, don't slap. No what I'm saying it.
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It gets worse and worse, like don't hit a teacher.
But if he's just determined to hit a teacher, why
would you go for the teacher that's in a wheelchair. Yes,
And that's why I say, what's wrong with people? People?
Like don't hit a teacher number one, but especially don't
hit a teacher in a wheelchair number two, don't hit
anybody in a wheelchair number three, don't anybody. Okay, that's
what's wrong with people? What's wrong with people? What's wrong
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with people? So a bunch of years ago in the news,
they were talking about the bird flu and I was
freaking out because if the bird flu this is way
pre COVID, this is like fifteen years ago. And they
were like, the bird Flu's gonna kill everybody. So I thought, well,
I need to be prepared for this. So I got
a closet in my house and I had cases of
water at all, kinds of soup, a ton of nonperishables,
and I waited for the bird flu. And we made
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fun of you, and you made fun of me. But
I waited and I watched the news and it was
creeping in and I was like, everybody's gonna regret when
that bird flu hits that they don't have what I have.
I mean, you could go earlier. People do this for
why two K, which was when we turned to the
year two thousand, and they thought the clocks and all
the banks and anything with numbers was going to crash.
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And I had a friend that had a white two
K shelter, and I thought that guy's crazy. People thought
I was crazy with the bird flu shelter or the
bird flu closet, but you and you know what we were.
We actually were. We were kind of ahead of it.
But there's a woman now who has moved her whole
family off the grid in Alaska because she's convinced these
zombie apocalypse is coming. She will either be the dumbest
or the smartest person, because think about this, you're probably
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if the zombie apocalypse does hit the next three, four
or five years, you're probably sitting up there feeling pretty good,
high on the hog. Like I told you, guys, probably
got all your friends trying to find you. Hey, can
I get up there with you? And you're like, no,
you didn't listen to me then, But probably it's she's
gonna go the way of Why two K and bird flu.
She's thirty seven years old. Her name is Morgan Rogue.
She's a mom of two. They have moved completely off
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the grid in Alaska to get ready for she says,
any disaster. Their home runs on generators and solar power. Wow.
She says the family has enough canned goods to last
six months. She and her husband are also avid hunters
and are currently digging a well for fresh water. Her
goal is to be fifty percent self sufficient within the
next five years, and she says, Hey, something bad's about
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to happen and we're gonna be ready for it. You know,
good for her, but I kind of feel bad for
her kids. You never watch what was that Netflix show
about the kid at the Horns? Oh? The Little Sweet Tooth.
I think it's what it was called. That's partially what
this is. That and it's kind of an apocalypse type thing.
Did you ever watch that? No? I mean I think
my daughter did. It's great. Yeah, it's a great show.
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I loved it. But listen, we're all going to be
retracting our statements, laughing at her. We're gonna be looking
for her. Can we come live with you? We don't
know how to survive. Craig Morgan invited me to go
up to his place in Alaska. He's like, hey, man,
won't you come up and go to my place. We'll
go to this money. And I like Craig Morgan a lot,
and I was like, I don't know, man, it's a
long trip. He goes, come on up, we'll take care
(36:08):
of you. And so so what you do as you
land at the airport and then you drive for like
three hours and then you get on you gotta get
a four wheel a ride like two hours and then
you can get there. There's no really no cell, but
it'd be fun. Come on out, you and your wife.
And the more he talked, the less I wanted to go.
It was distance, and then it was we had a hike,
and he's like, sometimes bears will track, you'll follow. You
can just keep going. Yeah, out of your mind. Well,
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shout out to a Morgan rogue. She not only talks it,
but she walks it. As she lives in Alaska waiting
for the apocalypse, It's time for the good news. A
dog is recovering after fighting off a mountain lion. Che
the pit Bowl is being called a hero by his
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family after defending their home and chasing off the mountain lion.
Mary Padres can be seen in home surveillance video coming
back inside the house and scream, there's a mountain lion.
It's huge. Both of our dogs tried to bark the
mountain lion away, but it was the smaller dog, Rocky,
that decided, well, the dog's not the mountain lion's not leaving.
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I have to go after it. So he bolted right
after the cat three times its size. Video shows that
they kind of got into it a little bit. The
cat attacked the dog. There are scars on the dog,
but finally the cat was like, all right, I'm done
the mount and he ran off. The dog's gonna be
okay again. Eight puncture wounds thirty stitches. But and it's
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like a year old, so it's still a pup. Wow,
but they expect the puppy to be okay. You know,
my kids have these books that they bring home from
school and it's like Great White versus hammer Head, and
then you read the story to see who would win
that fight. I mean here, I would have thought the
mountain lion on. Well. Also, the mountain lion's like four
times as big as his dog. I wonder if it's
because he's a puppy. It didn't know any better and
he's like, let's go, or if he was really like
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saving the house. Either way, it doesn't matter because he
ran off the mountain lion. Great story. The dog lives.
He's a hero. That's what it's all about. That was
tell me something good. The Friday morning conversation with people cash,
what's up low Cash? Hey, brother, you guys good, We
are good. We are good. It's interesting to see you
guys together right now. It's it's gotta be weird to
(38:15):
be a duo when you spend your whole life growing
up together and you you you're grinding on the road
and then you decide we're gonna live in two different states. Now, yeah,
it's been different, but great. Yeah, hasn't been Yeah, because
I see him more than my wife. So because you
still meet and go on the road and stay on
the road together the whole time. Yeah, we're together all
the time. And uh, I think the break was much needed.
It's kind of yeah, I think. Well, I mean for me,
(38:36):
especially with three kids. My wife's from Florida, so we
needed some help. And my kid my two little ones.
My girls are crazy and you mean help like other
family down Yes, yes, move my mom down too. So
it's been great. Your mom Chris moved down to Florida
as well. Yes, yeah, yeah, you took the whole family.
I have to still got some up in Baltimore, but
not you know, not too many left of the Baltimore
(38:56):
Hillbillies they went down there. So what's what's been happening
with you guys? Like, what's what's Low Cash up to.
We just released a new EP we're fired up about.
It's called Woods and Water. I'm a little bit more
woods and Chris's water. And it's always been that way.
We almost called ourselves woods and Water back in the day.
It was a close call between Low Cash and Woods
and water. But we picked low cash obviously, and we
kept woods and water in our back pocket and said
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maybe it's an album name someday, and so here it is.
We got it. Chris. Are you on the water a lot? Now? Yeah?
Well you wakeboard? I'm going I'm trying to learn to wakeboard.
But I mean in Florida, like, I like the ocean,
the golf part of it, So you wakeboard there, you
gotta worry about sharks and stuff. So but I mean,
I love the fish a lot. I'm out there fishing
all the time. I just never I grew up in Arkansas,
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so we didn't have We had lake because I lived
near a lake. But I've never been a beach guy
because I never really spent a whole lot of time
on the beach. Say where It's like, what am I
gonna do? Sit out here all day and cook? That's
what I feel like I'm doing on the beach. I
get kind of board. Yeah, just like falling to sleep
and the enjoy it and I'm like, andybody want to
go play pop utters? Yeah? I fall asleep in my
bedroom with air conditioner and a TV instead out here
(39:59):
and get it. Son, That's exactly what he's like he's
I'm attacking Chris for no reason. Glad, some crazy low
Cash is here. They have a new EP out today
called Woods and Water. And in a minute, we're gonna
play some beach Boys the song beach Boys. Okay, But
what I'd like to do before we get to the
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newest song, I'd like to go back in history and
play the first number one for you guys? Yeah, would
you mind going back in time and playing a little
bit of I Love this Life? Was that a number one?
Or if it gets number that was a number two?
That's right now that I think of the charts. But
it's the biggest song of our career, and so it
just goes to show it doesn't have to go number
one to change your life, which chart like Bangladesh. All right,
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let's go back to the first big hit for low
Cash here is I Love this Life. Let go well.
I love my boots broke game, and I love my
camel hat. Don't mind a little pain on my jeans.
I road like that. I love to drive my truck
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crossing railroad tracks. If you hit them too quick, they'll
hit you right back. I love Frishka feel with the
first FROs stone, how it shines. I go when the
sun turns on. I love the sound of them wheels,
my baby singing a long when the Bobby Phone Show
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comes on, Let's go. I love a small tell World,
I love a country, and I love a Friday. I Non.
I love this life, telling on the road, rolling through
my mind. Man, I love Man, I love Man. I
love this life. Whoa whoa Man? I love this life.
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Whoa whoa Man? I love this lie low Cash and Studio.
Is that the song that people sing allowed us back
to you guys? Definitely? Oh yeah? Where do you put
in the set list last? Always? I guess you have to. Yeah,
if you make that mistake and they peek too early, yes,
(42:20):
and then you're still playing for it. They're just waiting
for that song. So I think my favorite song from
you guys. You know, we look at the past body
of work, like whenever I know somebody came out like
that song to me was like the jam and that
was our first number one and that's what I meant,
first number one. Yeah. Yeah, So what do you guys
start the set with? What's the first song you play?
(42:40):
You just started this a song called Don't Get Better
than That? And um, it was kind of like I
love this life thing. But we the label kind of
folded while that came out, so it never the old
label one. So then we moved over to our home,
you know, BMG Wheelhouse, and so now we just redesigned
our show and one big country song has become the opener. Now,
(43:01):
so you guys had a song out when your record
label collapsed. Yeah, that's a that's a weird call to
get Yeah, it was. It was pretty awkward. Hey, we
like you, but we don't exist anymore. Yes, it was
actually somebody from this office that called us and they
were like, uh, did you hear the news that your
record label closed? And we were like, we had no idea,
And so you guys tipped us off. It was great.
(43:24):
We're gonna come back in a second with Low Cash
and you guys will play the new one. Yeah, Letten
do it. Okay, We're gonna come back in a second
and Low Cash is gonna play their new song Beach
Boys next Bobby Bone Show, The Friday Morning Conversation with Cash.
All right, boys, you have five new songs out today.
We do. That's exciting, it is we're fired up and
so you have this song called Beach Boys. The whole
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project is woods and Water, but then I hear Beach
Boys and I think of the band the Beach Boys,
right like, I'm assuming there's a correlation between all of it.
There is. I mean it started that way too, because
when we decided to write the song, I was like, guys,
we should write a song that's a country song but
has the Beach Boys stylistic harmonies in it, like like
the Uius and stuff, you know, and just have fun
(44:06):
with that. And so Jared Mullins, one of the co writers, says,
we should just call it Beach Boys, and we're like,
nas too on the nose, we can't do that, and
he was like, no, let's take the country to the
Beach Boys. And we're like, now, when you say it
like that, that's kind of cool. So we wrote the
song and then the Beach Boys heard it. They loved it. Um,
you know. Mike Love and Brian Wilson became co writers
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on the song with us automatically because of the influence
of the song. And then we just went down to Tuscaloosa,
Alabama and recorded with Mike Love and the Beach Boys.
So we have a version that's yeah, that we got
so it's it's exciting. That's pretty cool. Yeah, let's and
I'm being told before I say, let's hear it that
you guys haven't performed this full song yet until right now.
Correct especially this is it. Don't don't be nervous. So
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we're good. Old Cash is in studio. This is a
new song called Beach Boys. Let's do it. I get
around around, get around, and I get around. Yeah, let's
leave the johndre here, take the CJ. Let's throw this
back road into a freeway, gonna drive until the map
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turns blue. Where they say were talking a little funny.
Let's take the country to the beach boys. Treat that
red dirty saying, show them how we Tennessee boys. Catch
your john Bull buzz on the cantar rain and get
a little bit of red off a red neck, drop
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a lime in the bottom of a long and by
the boat the flutes and get ship bread with some
local hunted. Let's take the country. Get a round, boat around.
I get around. We'll drink them down down, drink them down.
We'll drink them down. You get around, around, get around,
you get around, We'll drink them down. Down, drink them down.
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I get it around around, eat around and get around.
We'll drink them down down, drink them down. We'll drink
them down. You get around around, get around, you get around.
We'll drink them down down, drink them down. Give me
the beach boys, Low Cash. I think, what's your focus
on the that's the pressive. I mean the whole time
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you're hitting the That's how he talks right in my
left ear the whole time. We should hear that solo
do here? Look so come on man there. Yeah, that's
why you're hearing in the background the whole time. Nice job.
That's a lot to that song. Yeah, I'm tired. Yeah,
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Low Cash is here. They have five new songs out today,
you guys check it out. It's woods and Water out now.
I'm gonna play a clip of sipping sunsets here at
the begin, then get the good and then here is
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the next track, small Town for Life. I'm sorry, I
stop on the back morning, I'm my head walk guy's
good job. Congratulations on the new music, and I'll spend
out about a week now. Thanks for having us in
(47:23):
and playing some snippets of it. I mean, that's all
I want to do, we'll have to bring the beach
boys in with us. Imagine at low cash, you guys
follow him. Check out the new music Woods and Water
Bobby Bones show Down. Sorry up to day. This story
comes to us from College Station, Texas. A twenty seven
(47:45):
year old man and his friend are getting ready for
a wedding and his friends getting dress goes, dude, you
can't wear that to a wedding. He's like, no, no,
I look good. He goes, you cannot wear that to
a wedding. He's like, no, this is what I'm wearing.
So the friend shot him two times. What was he wearing?
More than I just wanted to know what he was wearing.
It doesn't say it just said he was not happy
with his fring's choice about what he was wearing to
a wedding. I don't know why, but I pictured a
Hawaiian shirt. Maybe I pictured leather. I pictured like shooting shorts,
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no shirt, no shoes. Yeah, regardless, he got shot. I'm
assuming he's okay. Yeah, he's in the hospital and the
guy barricaded himself in his apartment, but they surrendered later.
The fight must have been about more than the actual clothes.
You think there had to be some lingering disrespects somewhere else. Wow. Geez, okay,
I'm lunchbox at your bone head Story of the day.
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Do you ever have a perm as a kid? They're
making a comeback, But boy, perms? Interesting where young men
are getting perms? Okay, but I mean, I guess if
they want the curly hair, it is damaging to the hair,
so you got to take care of it. What you mean, well, perm,
it's like a chemical that perms your hair, makes it curly,
and so it's just not the healthiest thing for your hair.
(48:54):
Like I wish I had not done it as a kid.
But here we are. Do you look at pictures of
your permed hair? Aaron cringe. No, it was amazing back
then because it was awesome. But I also have naturally
curly hair, so I have no idea. Again, yes, why
I would damage my hair? Apparently it's all the rage
with gen Z boys. Oh yeah, So is anyone here
going to get a perm? No? No, no, but my kids.
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I pick him up from school, I see about five
perms when I pick him up. You really do for sure,
And I think it's Patrick Mahomes maybe that started that,
just because he's got a natural perm. Well, it's not
a perm if it's natural, natural curls, natural curls, I
guess yeah. But I think they're all trying to do
the little fade on the side with a PERM on
the top. I naturally curly hair. I wore really curly
hair up until about ten years ago, like big, big,
(49:37):
strong curl. When I first met you, I thought they
were fake. But you're like, no, man, this is all yeah,
there was no PERM. I put no chemical in there. Morgan,
what do you think about the guy perm? I mean,
I dig it. I think curly hair is very attractive. Wow,
But okay, curly hair is. But what about someone who
perms their hair As a guy, I mean, I'm not
going to know a difference unless he tells me. So.
(49:57):
To me, it's like cool, yeah, I mean I go
and get my hair. But if he's like, hey, I'm
gonna be late picking you up because I'm at the salon.
I mean, guys, guys spent a lot of time on
their hair now anyway, with the latest hairstyle, So I
don't know. I just don't see it as a big deal.
Well for guys out there everywhere, the man perm is
coming soon. That's it for today. We'll see you guys
have a great weekend. On Monday Show, we get the
(50:20):
real dull answer to how much Abby is getting from
those diamonds she found at the Crater of Diamond State Park.
Oh my gosh. We find out the act she goes
in and actually gets the money. We'll find out how
much that is Monday morning on the show. All right,
see you guys in
All right, welcome to Friday's show Morning Studio mon. Alright,
so a couple of months ago, we all had to
watch the Harry Potter movie. The first one. I watched it.
I passed the test. Eddie watched it. He did not
pass the test correct. Lunchbox did not pass the test correct.
So they had to watch the second one. So Lunchbox
is not taking this test yet, so we're gonna take
it now, ready, Lunchbox, Yeah, let's go into the chamber
(00:32):
of secrets. Did you watch it? Yeah, it's second year
of school. Man, you did watch it. Oh my gosh,
let me tell you. My wife likes that, like I
think she watched it before and she was like, yeah,
this will be boding. I can watch it. I love this.
We can watch it together. And let me tell you
that's terrible. So Eddie did watch it and passed the sad. Yeah,
so here you go. This is your quiz. Okay, what
color is the flying car? Uh? It's blue? That's correct. Wow.
(01:00):
We all expected it to be wrong, the wrong, but nice.
You did watch it? Yeah? I did. I tell you
I watched it with the wife. She likes this nerdy stuff.
Did you watch the whole thing start to finish. I
mean I was probably in a OL but I mean
did you watch it in a one setting? No? No, no, no, no,
didn't have time to. I mean it's like two hours.
(01:21):
I mean it's a long movie. They're very so are
there Like did they go through all through high school
and everything? Like? Do they do twenty years of school? Morgan?
How many are there? Eight are the prequels, But how
many Harry Potters are there? Yeah? There's eight? Yeah? Okay?
Second question? What kind of creature is Dobby? Dobby is
(01:44):
the guy that little it lives in a house. Um elf,
he's an elf. He's an elf, that's what you call him.
He's a he's a house elf. You have to get
just one more rights it out of the next three. Okay,
how you got this? Why hasn't Harry heard from his
(02:04):
friends all summer? Why hadn't he heard from them? Why
hasn't Harry heard from his friends all summer? Oh? This
is Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets. That's that
last guy. What's his name? The guy on the question above? Dobby?
Dobby stole the mail, right or something like that? He
(02:25):
kept the mail. He did something with his mail. He
didn't get the mail he didn't get because his friends
would send him letters, but they he never got him.
And I think it was Dobby that like threw him
away or kept him or whatever he did with him.
The answer is Dobby intercepted his mail. Let's go, Let's
go the other ones. What is the Slytherin house symbol? Oh,
(02:50):
that's the one with the the snake on it. Correct?
Who says this quote? Fear of a name only increases
fear of the thing itself, fear of na fear itself.
Fear of a name only increases fear of the thing itself.
That supmost be a trick has to be Dobby again hermione,
(03:11):
Oh but you got four out of five. I mean, Harry,
I didn't like you. You're not gonna keep going. Okay,
that is such an investment and it's just not for me.
What would you give the first two movies? Would you
rate them all together? C? Minus it's not my cut,
not my type of thing. Morgan? Does that offend you? Yeah?
(03:34):
I mean, Harry, I just rewatched them and I just
remembered how good they were. I watched watched them so
fast too. Yeah, every single one, well, you are done
with a segment. You passed the test. We didn't think
you would pass the test, honestly, but congratulations. I'd yes.
Hate references it now and all this joke. Thank you
guys for hanging out with us. It is now time
to open up that vast, that robust, that never ending
(03:58):
mail bag and read some of you guys as questions.
Let's go get something we call ye. Hello, Bobby Bones,
I'm going for an interview for a potential dream job.
It's been a long time they've had to go through
the job interview process. As someone who employs people, what
are some typical questions that you think they could ask me?
(04:20):
As I've heard you talk about how it's a good
ided to ask questions. What are good questions I should
have prepared for them? Appreciate the advice, Laura. What I
love is someone who is not only answering questions, but
you feel like they have prepared and they've read more
than they should about why they're coming in or what
extra they can add, even if I don't need it.
Because when we look for somebody to work with and
(04:43):
for us, it's okay, what can you do that is
required within this description? But if if SS hits the fan,
what else can you do? And like Raymundo, I know
that he's going to do his job here, but if
we need to be at midnight or if we need
to be at six pm to he's going to be here.
So here's what I would say. Do you in the
first thing about job interviews, have a smile on your face,
the most simple thing. But sometimes the most simple things
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get overlooked. People want to work with people. People want
to work people they like, and they don't like you.
I really don't think they can like you. They don't
want to work with you. That's number one. Number two
is you need to listen and to answer the questions,
but then you need to ask questions sometimes ask follow
up questions, because not only are you listen to the interview,
you listen to each questions specifically. And then thirdly, you
can say things like hey, like if I'm able to
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crush this job, which I'm I feel like I'm going
to be able to like in five years, like if
I'm killing it, you know, where where can I move
up into the company? Like how can I how can
I be even better? For you? People love when you
say how can I grow and help what I'm already
trying to do and be. So that's why I would say,
there it is. It's a popularity game. How can you
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go in? You have five minutes to be popular, to
be liked. That's life. Something that I'm reminded of is
when Abby was interviewing with you for the phone screener
job and she didn't end up. I don't remember what happened,
she didn't get the job, but when you circled back
around later and needed someone, you thought of her because
she sent you a thank you note after the interview
(06:09):
and then and that made her more memorable. Correct, Now,
she didn't get the job, right, but she still sent
you a thank you note like she didn't get the job.
We're trying to help somebody get a job. Yeah, I
got the second job. But what I'm saying is like,
maybe you could follow up with a thank you note
of like, no matter what happens, let me don't say
that in the email, but just send a thank you
(06:29):
for them taking the time to meet with you. You
know why Abby didn't get the job? Abby, I've ever
told you this. Do you know why you didn't get
the job? No? I don't, do you remember farting what
she's like, I kidding, I'm totally kidding. I'm totally kidding
(06:50):
someone more, someone does more experience than her, um, far
more experience, and the abby I'm totally met my face
right now. It just went like, Wow, that's a good stuff. Okay,
I'm glad you're kidding. Yes, smile, dial in, ask questions,
ask about the future. That if you just exceed at
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this job so much like you feel you're going to work,
can you move to an and help the company even more.
That's my advice. I'm I swear to I'm kidding about that.
I thought that would be so funny to say, and
she'd freak out. Okay, that's the mailbag Morgan. If they
want to email us, what do they do? Mailbag at
Bobby bones dot com. We got your game. That was
found the clothed Bobby mailbag. Fun fat Fright. Here are
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the five most fun facts of the week, as curated
by Amy Number five. A new survey found that thirty
percent of millennials feel that they have a better shot
at landing a date with an A List celebrity than
ever owning a home. Let me think about this for
a second. Thirty percent. That's a significant amount, I know.
And this is DMS are you can slide into someone's DMS.
(08:02):
I may not look. But what does that tell you though?
That they think that the home homebuying process is so
hard and things are so expensive and they're not making enough.
That's what I hear. More than what I that I hear.
They can date Pete Davidson, That's what I hear in
that situation that stinks. That's kind of sad. I don't
know that's that fine at feel bad home and like, oh,
let's just shared a new survey. That's a little bit sad.
Number four. The catchiest song of all time is Wanna Be.
(08:31):
It's by the Spice Girls, and apparently people are able
to recognize it in about two point three seconds, which
other songs took at least five seconds to recognize. Okay,
how long does it take you to recognize this? Right here?
Who let the Dogs out? Woo? Yeah, you couldn't test
that one. That's a good one too, or Mambo number five, Yeah,
(08:52):
that's a catchy too, and Good Ones number three. So
the fingerprints of a koala bear are so in distinguishable
from humans that they have on occasion been confused at
a crime scene. That quality quality did it. It wasn't me.
There's a whole line of people and there's one koala
and six people standing there. You know. Kuala is also
(09:12):
sleep like twenty hours a day. That's awesome. That's awesome, right, Yeah,
my bulldog's close. But the koala, that's funny. Their fingerprints
are just like humans. Number two, so Eminem has the
Guinness World Record for having the most words in a
hit song. You know what song it is? Yeah, it's
not one of his hits. What's it called? Rap god? Yeah,
(09:33):
I'm all be a rap guy. Yes, coming at a
supersonic speed. Human, what I gotta do anything? Somebody did
that at one take the only time he came in
and did overdubs and did that. Um, but he was
still going the whole time. Wow, that's one thousand, five
hundred and sixty words in that song in just over
(09:56):
six minutes. Crazy and normally, just for reference, like a
thousand word it's typed out, would be about ten minutes,
fifteen hundred about fifteen minutes. So he is rapid firing here.
I could tell by how fast. Don't ask me how
I know that one if you place two straws in
your mouth, one inside of a drink and the other
(10:16):
outside of the drink, you won't be able to drink
through either one of them. Like you would think you'd
be able to slurp up the drink, but because you
have the other straw going, you won't. Nothing will happen.
We test this, stry it. I feel like I've done
it before. It's hard to say this and then not
have two straws to test this. So you're telling me
if I have a cup of water, one straw in
the water, one straw on the side of the water,
both in your mouth, can't drink the water? Correct? No
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way you drive this, Eddie. I don't know now that
I think about's hand up. Okay, he's gonna run now
and grab the stuff. Okay, you're telling me that I
can't suck through both straws at the same time. Right now,
there's a scientist being like this is fact. These idiots
are going to try it, or they're like Amy's wrong. No, Ivent,
you're right. I can't wait to prove this wrong. Okay,
(11:01):
I'm being brought a cup. It's a red solo cup
with two straws. Now one in one is going into
the cup, yes, and one is gonna go out. This
is gonna be the funnest fact that this is true.
It's going out of the cup. So you're telling me
if I put both these straws on out one dial
one outside and try to suck, Oh no, here we go,
(11:23):
Here we go. I can't. Oh my god, can you
really trying? Yeah, I swear to you, well, I'm checking
one in one out. I can't. It's a dangius thing.
I can't do it, this thing. I mean if I
go really hard to get a little bit too slightly,
it's hard. Yeah, yeah, yeah, Like I had to go
full lungs recoil. Whow. I'm shocked. That's me too, unbelievable.
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The most fun fact of all time we found all right,
there you go fact from Naoking number two thirty six.
Skinny Taylor Swift shared a collaboration with Chris Stapleton called
I Bet you think about me the weird, dumber soler
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hat to be that I'm harder for. Harry Underwood officially
released her comedy song fans have been asking for, called
Stretchy Pants, Bring Up Jacky Potakes, Custo Roll, dish because
I am listen all with but just isn't you think
(12:33):
that I'm done? And I'm on the phone number. Jason
Aldean's new album Making is out today. Here's the song
small Town Small from Skip Friep got first game, Jack,
be well, keep the food swells. I'm Morgan number two.
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That's your skinny call. It's time for the good news
with Amy George eighty nine years old, Joyce eighty seven
years old. They're married for sixty six years, and they
both took a fall and ended up hospitalized for a
few months. It was crazy because a COVID they were
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hospitalized separately and they could not see each other. They
didn't have COVID, just COVID restrictions kept them apart to
fall in the same sheet of eyes or what. It's.
All I know is they both were hospitalized after suffering
a fall, so I would imagine maybe they're holding onto
each other fell. Yeah, that's what we hope, right, romantic
yea together. Yeah, So what's crazy is they were finally
(13:38):
reunited and everyone at the nursing home said that it
was like the most emotional thing that they witnessed because
their love for each other is just so real and
seeing them reunite for the first time. I mean, this
is a couple. They grew up next door to one
another nearly seven decades ago and they just haven't been
like separated really since except for this. I wonder if
(13:59):
they got smart an iPad, you know, I wonder if
they got good at an iPad. Oh, Like, while they're
in the like talk to each other. Yeah, I was
watching a TikTok off some he had to be ninety,
and then his wife were sitting on the couch and
he's like anytime she's all in this thing. She didn't
communicate with the rest of the world, and she's swiping away.
It's like a baby, but it really all and she's like,
(14:20):
shut up, honey. So I wonder if because of that
they were able to like learn the iPad the iPhone more.
That's a great story. Glad they're back together. That's what
it's all about. That was tell me something good. Let's
play the easiest trivia game and all the land easy Trivia, which,
by the way, Eddie has the tiara. He has won
(14:41):
two full seasons. Yes, I am the Tiara king. That
right about like a princess. That's what a princess would
wear it. Here we go, easy trivia. Don't miss the
question question number one, Amy, how many little pigs were
there in the famous children's fable This little Pig go
(15:02):
into market? Very little? Is that the toe? How many
little pigs? Very little pigs? Is correct? Now, Lunchbox, what
colors are the stars on the American flag? They're white? Correct? Eddie?
What television series cartoon dog says? Rope ru rue Let's
Scooby Doo? Correct? And finally, Morgan, which Disney movie is
(15:26):
Elsa in Oh Frozen? Correct? Draw on for the second round.
Let's get it. If you miss now, you're eliminated. All
the scores are back at zero. Technically you're boned, but yeah,
that's true. You don't want to hear this sound right here.
You've been booed. Of all of our games. This is
(15:47):
our listeners favorite game because they can play along with it.
It's pretty easy. It's not easy, Amy. What was Winnie
the Poo's favorite treat? Honey? Yes, that's yes, Lunchbox. What
ocean is off the California coast Pacific? Correct? Eddie. What's
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the fastest land animal that's a cheetah? Correct? Moregan, what
bird lives in Antarctica and cannot flye. Correct. Okay, we're
strong today. It's a new week. Maybe it's because we're
getting closer to the holidays. We're strong. Round three. Let's
go amy, How many feet are in a yard? Well?
(16:31):
I don't how many are in a yard? This is
like the easiest question. Get your feet, is it? Though? Yeah?
Your feet? How many yards are there? No, that's not
the question. How many inches are in a foot? Well? Moregan,
do you know how many feets in the yard? I
think so. I'm not sure, though, honestly, see does everybody
in here know how many feet are in the yard?
(16:51):
I think so. I mean I bet my house on it. What?
Why do I get this question? It's not hard? It
is hard. Round three? Hard? How many feats? Three? Teacher? Okay?
Answer six? Is that your answer? Yes? I don't know
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what's the answer? Guys? Three? I had three? You've been
for those too short? I hate this game. Oh are
you pulling yourself out for the next round? You've been
giving a yellow card for your ass. One more yellow,
one more yellow, one more yellow card and you will
be eliminated. You got potty Patty over the right Patty
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lunchbox who painted the Mona Lisa Amy, do you know this?
Of course I do. Okay, that's the same thing when
he was doing with you. I know, but it's just frustrating.
It is a lot easier than the other I don't know.
Is the Mona Lisa a building? Oh my gosh, the
only right next to Empire State Building. The only famous
(17:58):
person I know is Van Go, But I thought he
was an ear guy right, some about his ear nose
and throat doctor. Yes. Oh wait, there's a guy named
Da Vinci too, But I mean we'll go with Van Go.
I have no idea, Amy, what would you have said,
da Vinci? It's DaVinci? Wow? Can I get back in
(18:21):
with that? Why? Because Patty Patty over here looking for
a card. No, I'm not just having fun. The next
card is red. Yeah, you don't want to get too
yellow card because you're eliminated from the next round. It's
basically like targeting and college football. You do not want
to get another penalty. You will not be able to
play back next game. Okaya, Oh you know what da
(18:43):
Vinci code. That's what they're doing. They're going to least
that's right. Yeah, Mam Hanks I should have listened to you, Eddie.
Your goal is not to get boned by the way
you have that you're wearing the tr I mean it's
right there, right in front of me. How many zeros
aren't a million? Oh? Well, let's see one one zero
zero zero comment zero zero zero. That's six months. Correct,
(19:06):
Eddie's gonna have a one nothing lead on us. Why
are you discounting Morgan? She has? Oh she's still in
I thought he just won. Morgan so much pressure? Moan,
moan Morgan? What degree is a right angle? Ninety degrees? Eddie? Mom?
What's the top number of a fraction called the numerator? Correct?
(19:32):
Come on, that's pretty strong. You guys have to admit. No,
nobody I was gonna know that. One. Morgan scar is
the villain? And what Disney movie the Lion King? Correct him? Two?
Let's go, Eddie? How many faces does a cube? Have? You? So? Quick? Sorry? Bones,
(19:57):
I'm dry? No, Hey, that hand came up quick? Hold
on now? Oh my goodness, one, one, two, three, four, five,
six six moons or a dice six? Six? Wow? Would
you not gotten that? No? I don't even know how
to draw a cube? Have you been thinking about it? No, aube.
Hey Morgan, what's the name of the holes on the
(20:19):
Moon's surface the holes on the moon's surface craters? Correct, yes, Eddie.
What bird lays the largest egg? That's an ostrich correct Morgan.
What's the most common species of bird found in the world. Huh,
(20:42):
that's hard. The most common species of bird geese? Birds?
They are harbor Yeah, they're birds. They're more this kind
of bird than any other bird. What's that kind of bird? Huh, mallards,
Well that's a duck. What listen, I'm just I'm just
(21:04):
naming things right now. Um, birds, penguins are birds, a
lot of Do you know what I mean? I have
a guess. You're the bird lady, I know, card I
don't know. Morgan. What's the most common bird in the world? Geese?
Is that your answer? Yeah? Said, I don't know. Said
(21:28):
I want to set a crow. I have no idea, Yeah, crow.
What's the most simple answer? You guys are being a
little too difficult. No, those are birds you see every
like think about birds with in your life. Chickens A
lot of chickens. Chickens, God of that. Yeah, we were
all thinking that, not birds that. I don't know how
(21:53):
you keep going, we may have to retire the game.
At some point, you guys are gonna realize how smart
I am right, understand what's happening, Like it's weird. I
used to be decent at this game a friend, and
then you want to quite Yellow Cards show. Yeah, because
(22:14):
I'm just perplexed. Eddie, you are the winner. Thank you man.
Let's check the voicemails. Here's the first one. Morning Bobby
Morning Studio just wanted to say thanks. Because of all
of your guys's trivia games, we actually sounded real smart.
Tonight at Trivia Night, they asked which actor turned down
the opportunity to go to space, Tom Hanks, thanks for
(22:36):
making us look smart. He turned it down because he
didn't want to pay the millions of dollars. Yeah, remember that,
it's so funny. He was like, Jeff Bezos invited me.
There was like, yoe me twenty million bucks. He's like, Nope,
not doing that. I love when listeners learn things from
our show. What else we got? Hey, guys, just listening
to Wednesday's podcast. Bubba caller who calls them about the
back and get the Parkers bust. You're telling me the
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drives a bigger or a longer pick up back. I mean,
the spots is actually much easier because of the turning
radius and the trucks. I have a pretty large truck.
I'm pulling forward into a spy. I can't see the
lines half the time on either side of me. But
if I'm back again, I can see one of my beers.
I can see one of my backup camera. It's much
easier to back into a comb and I can do
(23:18):
it a lot quicker than I can calling it forward. Amen. Hey,
there's a guy with a CDL about that. Mine's about
to expire really quick. No, what happened is I got
this CDL permit so I could drive a big rig.
But someone had to be driving next to me. And
eighteen I can't just go work because I didn't do
(23:39):
the actual driving test. I did all the all the
book test, and then I went. I actually drove for
a few days on the interstate eighteen wheeler. But it
expires in six months because you have to get your
real license and I'm not getting my real license. Oh well,
that was fun, then short lived. It expires. Oh, let's expired.
It's already expired. I was gonna go out drive the
(23:59):
big rag today. So, but I was a guy that
had his CDL permit, like at me, you're Samy's pile
of stories. So I had never heard about putting butter
on your pop tarts until you started dating Caitlin back
in the day. And I was like, what is this craziness?
She said, back in Oklahoma, we put butter on all
(24:21):
our pop tarts. He didn't talk like that, but that's
what it felt like. And we did it, and it
was great. You made her your wife? Yeah because of that. Actually, yes.
So apparently the rest of the world is getting in
on this, and Pop Tart is like, okay, yeah, we
want you to start slathering our pop tarts with butter.
They're even releasing a special line of butters with a
company called Banner Butter, and it's a limited run of
(24:42):
Pop Tart branded butters that go with different flavors that
they have. Well, don't think it's healthy, because it's not
in any way whatsoever. It's actually quite the opposite. But
it tastes really good because it's just bread. You're just
putting butter on bread, and inside the bread's little jam.
So it makes sense that the butter. Yeah, when she
first told about it. I was like, you're crazy, But
then I eat it and I was like I'm crazy. Yeah,
(25:03):
like you're genius. Oh. In the same food line, thought
just made me think of this. I saw a headline
that Cinnabon is bringing back their pints of cream cheese frosting,
so you can just go to a Cinnabon store and
buy a pine of cream cheese frosting cinnamon. Sounds good
to me in theory, but I'm only ever at the
airport when I see one, don't the mall. Yeah, I
(25:23):
guess I don't see it at the mall. But if
I ever eat one, I always regret it. Oh really yeah,
because it's always like I just feel bad at Well,
they're massive. You don't have to eat the oh you
do if you buy it, you can't waste waste not
one not here. Okay, what else? Well, speaking of food,
there's already a shortage of turkeys, cranberry sauce, and stuffing,
(25:43):
and so I mean people just might have to rethink
what traditional Thanksgiving is going to look like this year,
and I'm doing it. I think we're gonna have Haitian food,
Mexican food, chicken, Enchilada's I don't know. I'm just I
don't think I'm gonna do traditional Eddi's asked me if
you can use my fridge please freezer, sorry, the free
because he's scared they're not being turkeys and he's found turkeys.
(26:04):
Oh yeah, they're there right now, but they may not
be there closer to Thanks. But why do you need
my freezer because mine's too small. I mean, I got
ice cream, pops and chicken and stuff in there. I
cannot put a turkey in the reel with kids. Okay,
you can borrow my freezer. That's what I'm talking about it.
But here's what's gonna happen. We are just making this
worse by talking about it. It's gonna become toilet paper
two point zero, where everyone's gonna know there are no turkeys,
(26:27):
so they're gonna go buy up all the turkeys. You
know what I'm saying. Yeah, I see what you're saying.
But then I'm glad you let me know because I
want to get a turkey. So should I buy two? Yes? Ok?
All right? What else? Well, if you want some Dirk's
Bentley music, like an album, because he hasn't put one
out since twenty and eighteen. He confirmed this week that
he will be releasing an album next year and he
(26:47):
should cut his hair. His hair. No, you don't like
Mountain Dirks. It's too long, man, it's too long. I
love Dirks. His hair's too It looks like he just
let COVID hair continue. Oh if he had grown it
down and it wasn't COVID, I think I would like it.
But I feel like I'm just watching COVID grow and
I'm ready to move past that. Yeah, I'm ready to
(27:07):
move past all these artists that grew at COVID beer
and COVID hair. Like they're all cutting it because it
reminds me of COVID. So love Dirks, but I think
it's time for a haircut. Time freshing up. A little
bit controversial. I said it. I said it hot take ducks,
cut your hair. He's probably listening to so all right,
is that an Amy? Yep? I'm Amy. That's my pile.
That was Amy's pile of stories. It's time for the
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good news. Good Devin Snyder is a junior in high
school and his school said, Hey, we're gonna give the
act for free to any sophomore, junior, or senior that
wants to try it. And he was like, you know,
I'm thinking about going to college. I might as well
sit down and take the test. And he got a
perfect score of thirty six. Crazy perfect score of thirty six.
(27:52):
That's wild. He wasn't even training to take the test
and then didn't miss any of it. Yeah, and he's
of all the millions of students of get across the country,
point three percent get a perfect score. Well, you said,
he was like, man, maybe I go to college. Did
you make that part up? Well, he talked about going
to a local college and getting a computer science degree. Yeah,
but now he said, I need to reevaluate what I
(28:14):
want to do and where I want to go. He
can pretty much go anywhere you want. That's awesome. That
is what it's all about. That was tell me something good.
Here's a voicemail from Pete. Good Morning Studio. Got a
question for lunchbox. If you win the lottery for twenty
five million dollars, the next day, you find out that
(28:34):
one of your kids are terminally ill and the only
way to save them is to write a check for
twenty five million dollars. Do you give up all your
winnings you save your child. What kind of question is?
How stupid are you? I mean, I don't know this guy,
but he must be the dumbest caller we've ever had. Pete, Pete,
what would you like to said? Pete? You're an idiot?
(28:55):
I write the check for twenty five million dollars like,
I mean, I don't even understand, but you do put
off that No, No, I understand. I want to be
super rich, but I wouldn't want my kid to die.
I mean, that's just crazy. What about for about for
your parents? They lived a good life. I mean they've
they've sacked her into it. The fact they're older. Yes,
they're sixty six years old, sixty seven years old. They've
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had their run, and they know that they've got five
years left. Tops, and they're like, Tops, why are you
putting your bearings and that you're killing your parents right now?
I'm not killing my parents. I'm just saying okay. But
Pete is an idiot. That's why Pete asked such a question,
because you do give off the impression that we don't
know what you're gonna say when money. Good question, but
(29:39):
you guys like I'm just gonna let my kid die
for twenty five million. Well, I mean you like say
this in a different way. Yeah, Sometimes you're like my
parents would say, let me go okay, they would want
me to have that. Well, Pete, thank you for the voicemail.
Let's go over now and do the Morning Corny with Amy.
(30:00):
Morning Corny. What are turkeys thankful for? On Thanksgiving? What
are turkeys thankful for on Thanksgiving? Vegetarians? That was the
Morning Corny. There are some ridiculous stories in the news.
Sometimes we read and we go what's wrong with people?
(30:21):
What's wrong with people? Lunchbox your first. There's this guy,
William Rich back in two thousand and five got hit
by a bomb in Iraq, and so for all these
years he's been saying he's a quadriplegic and he's gotten
over a million dollars in benefits. The only problem is
been faking it the whole time. He took a selfie
at the gym and it shows the weights in the
(30:42):
background and he says, lol, lift it or leave, And
that was his downfall. So they saw him do that,
and then when investigated it, Yeah, and so he got
eight hundred thousand from the VA and an additional two
hundred and forty thousand from Social Security and Disability and
where sure he's not a quadriplegic. We are sure he's
not a quadriplegic. And I say, what's all the people?
What's all the people? All right? Next up, a mad
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customer throws a red hot soup at a manager's face
because the plastic lid had melted. Restaurant manager Janelle Roland
twenty four was dallased in spicy Minudos soup by an
angry customer. The customer claimed the soup was so hot
the plastic from the lid had melted into the broth.
The manager said, let me give you a refund, but instead,
the customer was so upset she threw it into the
(31:27):
face of the manager. Which, by the way, if it's
so hot it's melting the lid, why would you use
it as a weapon. But it's so good. Guts, yeah,
but it's really good. Yeah yeah, cow cow guts. But again,
this is flaming hot. Obviously, it's scolding hot liquid that
probably burned the manager's face, the same as when McDonald's
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got sued years ago because the coffee was so hot
and they poured it on their lap. But this is
this is a salt. This has got to be a salt. Yeah,
what's wrong with people? What? People? So, someone was getting
gas and they went ahead and put the paid for it,
put the thing into their gas tank, and went inside
to get stuff. I've done this tons of times. They
let it run. They're letting it run and fill up. Well,
someone pulled up next to them and while it's still going,
(32:10):
it was close enough to get the cord and put
it in their gas tank. Was inside. Hey, hilarious because
I have like left my gas running while I go
inside to get something or use the bathroom or get
snacks or do whatever. I never even thought this was
possible until I saw this story. And it's crazy and
it's rude and it's awful and it's stealing. What's wrong
(32:32):
with people? What's wrong with that's hilarious? You shouldn't leave
your gas No, but if you do, you're paying for it.
It's for yourn They take it out, they learn lesson now. No, No,
this is wrong. What's wrong with people? I'm torn about people? Everybody?
You should Okay, you guys, eddie, what do you have?
(32:54):
All right? There's a student at Louisiana High School and
he took a video of himself punching one of his teachers.
Well not just a teacher, his teacher was on a wheelchair.
That's how he's been for punch a teacher, slash a
person in a wheelchair. He did it all for the
TikTok is. It was one of those trends like slap
a teacher. Yes, pick a teacher that's not in a wheelchair.
I understand. Wait, no, don't slap. No what I'm saying it.
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It gets worse and worse, like don't hit a teacher.
But if he's just determined to hit a teacher, why
would you go for the teacher that's in a wheelchair. Yes,
And that's why I say, what's wrong with people? People?
Like don't hit a teacher number one, but especially don't
hit a teacher in a wheelchair number two, don't hit
anybody in a wheelchair number three, don't anybody. Okay, that's
what's wrong with people? What's wrong with people? What's wrong
(33:39):
with people? So a bunch of years ago in the news,
they were talking about the bird flu and I was
freaking out because if the bird flu this is way
pre COVID, this is like fifteen years ago. And they
were like, the bird Flu's gonna kill everybody. So I thought, well,
I need to be prepared for this. So I got
a closet in my house and I had cases of
water at all, kinds of soup, a ton of nonperishables,
and I waited for the bird flu. And we made
(34:01):
fun of you, and you made fun of me. But
I waited and I watched the news and it was
creeping in and I was like, everybody's gonna regret when
that bird flu hits that they don't have what I have.
I mean, you could go earlier. People do this for
why two K, which was when we turned to the
year two thousand, and they thought the clocks and all
the banks and anything with numbers was going to crash.
(34:21):
And I had a friend that had a white two
K shelter, and I thought that guy's crazy. People thought
I was crazy with the bird flu shelter or the
bird flu closet, but you and you know what we were.
We actually were. We were kind of ahead of it.
But there's a woman now who has moved her whole
family off the grid in Alaska because she's convinced these
zombie apocalypse is coming. She will either be the dumbest
or the smartest person, because think about this, you're probably
(34:43):
if the zombie apocalypse does hit the next three, four
or five years, you're probably sitting up there feeling pretty good,
high on the hog. Like I told you, guys, probably
got all your friends trying to find you. Hey, can
I get up there with you? And you're like, no,
you didn't listen to me then, But probably it's she's
gonna go the way of Why two K and bird flu.
She's thirty seven years old. Her name is Morgan Rogue.
She's a mom of two. They have moved completely off
(35:05):
the grid in Alaska to get ready for she says,
any disaster. Their home runs on generators and solar power. Wow.
She says the family has enough canned goods to last
six months. She and her husband are also avid hunters
and are currently digging a well for fresh water. Her
goal is to be fifty percent self sufficient within the
next five years, and she says, Hey, something bad's about
(35:26):
to happen and we're gonna be ready for it. You know,
good for her, but I kind of feel bad for
her kids. You never watch what was that Netflix show
about the kid at the Horns? Oh? The Little Sweet Tooth.
I think it's what it was called. That's partially what
this is. That and it's kind of an apocalypse type thing.
Did you ever watch that? No? I mean I think
my daughter did. It's great. Yeah, it's a great show.
(35:47):
I loved it. But listen, we're all going to be
retracting our statements, laughing at her. We're gonna be looking
for her. Can we come live with you? We don't
know how to survive. Craig Morgan invited me to go
up to his place in Alaska. He's like, hey, man,
won't you come up and go to my place. We'll
go to this money. And I like Craig Morgan a lot,
and I was like, I don't know, man, it's a
long trip. He goes, come on up, we'll take care
(36:08):
of you. And so so what you do as you
land at the airport and then you drive for like
three hours and then you get on you gotta get
a four wheel a ride like two hours and then
you can get there. There's no really no cell, but
it'd be fun. Come on out, you and your wife.
And the more he talked, the less I wanted to go.
It was distance, and then it was we had a hike,
and he's like, sometimes bears will track, you'll follow. You
can just keep going. Yeah, out of your mind. Well,
(36:30):
shout out to a Morgan rogue. She not only talks it,
but she walks it. As she lives in Alaska waiting
for the apocalypse, It's time for the good news. A
dog is recovering after fighting off a mountain lion. Che
the pit Bowl is being called a hero by his
(36:51):
family after defending their home and chasing off the mountain lion.
Mary Padres can be seen in home surveillance video coming
back inside the house and scream, there's a mountain lion.
It's huge. Both of our dogs tried to bark the
mountain lion away, but it was the smaller dog, Rocky,
that decided, well, the dog's not the mountain lion's not leaving.
(37:11):
I have to go after it. So he bolted right
after the cat three times its size. Video shows that
they kind of got into it a little bit. The
cat attacked the dog. There are scars on the dog,
but finally the cat was like, all right, I'm done
the mount and he ran off. The dog's gonna be
okay again. Eight puncture wounds thirty stitches. But and it's
(37:32):
like a year old, so it's still a pup. Wow,
but they expect the puppy to be okay. You know,
my kids have these books that they bring home from
school and it's like Great White versus hammer Head, and
then you read the story to see who would win
that fight. I mean here, I would have thought the
mountain lion on. Well. Also, the mountain lion's like four
times as big as his dog. I wonder if it's
because he's a puppy. It didn't know any better and
he's like, let's go, or if he was really like
(37:54):
saving the house. Either way, it doesn't matter because he
ran off the mountain lion. Great story. The dog lives.
He's a hero. That's what it's all about. That was
tell me something good. The Friday morning conversation with people cash,
what's up low Cash? Hey, brother, you guys good, We
are good. We are good. It's interesting to see you
guys together right now. It's it's gotta be weird to
(38:15):
be a duo when you spend your whole life growing
up together and you you you're grinding on the road
and then you decide we're gonna live in two different states. Now, yeah,
it's been different, but great. Yeah, hasn't been Yeah, because
I see him more than my wife. So because you
still meet and go on the road and stay on
the road together the whole time. Yeah, we're together all
the time. And uh, I think the break was much needed.
It's kind of yeah, I think. Well, I mean for me,
(38:36):
especially with three kids. My wife's from Florida, so we
needed some help. And my kid my two little ones.
My girls are crazy and you mean help like other
family down Yes, yes, move my mom down too. So
it's been great. Your mom Chris moved down to Florida
as well. Yes, yeah, yeah, you took the whole family.
I have to still got some up in Baltimore, but
not you know, not too many left of the Baltimore
(38:56):
Hillbillies they went down there. So what's what's been happening
with you guys? Like, what's what's Low Cash up to.
We just released a new EP we're fired up about.
It's called Woods and Water. I'm a little bit more
woods and Chris's water. And it's always been that way.
We almost called ourselves woods and Water back in the day.
It was a close call between Low Cash and Woods
and water. But we picked low cash obviously, and we
kept woods and water in our back pocket and said
(39:17):
maybe it's an album name someday, and so here it is.
We got it. Chris. Are you on the water a lot? Now? Yeah?
Well you wakeboard? I'm going I'm trying to learn to wakeboard.
But I mean in Florida, like, I like the ocean,
the golf part of it, So you wakeboard there, you
gotta worry about sharks and stuff. So but I mean,
I love the fish a lot. I'm out there fishing
all the time. I just never I grew up in Arkansas,
(39:38):
so we didn't have We had lake because I lived
near a lake. But I've never been a beach guy
because I never really spent a whole lot of time
on the beach. Say where It's like, what am I
gonna do? Sit out here all day and cook? That's
what I feel like I'm doing on the beach. I
get kind of board. Yeah, just like falling to sleep
and the enjoy it and I'm like, andybody want to
go play pop utters? Yeah? I fall asleep in my
bedroom with air conditioner and a TV instead out here
(39:59):
and get it. Son, That's exactly what he's like he's
I'm attacking Chris for no reason. Glad, some crazy low
Cash is here. They have a new EP out today
called Woods and Water. And in a minute, we're gonna
play some beach Boys the song beach Boys. Okay, But
what I'd like to do before we get to the
(40:19):
newest song, I'd like to go back in history and
play the first number one for you guys? Yeah, would
you mind going back in time and playing a little
bit of I Love this Life? Was that a number one?
Or if it gets number that was a number two?
That's right now that I think of the charts. But
it's the biggest song of our career, and so it
just goes to show it doesn't have to go number
one to change your life, which chart like Bangladesh. All right,
(40:44):
let's go back to the first big hit for low
Cash here is I Love this Life. Let go well.
I love my boots broke game, and I love my
camel hat. Don't mind a little pain on my jeans.
I road like that. I love to drive my truck
(41:09):
crossing railroad tracks. If you hit them too quick, they'll
hit you right back. I love Frishka feel with the
first FROs stone, how it shines. I go when the
sun turns on. I love the sound of them wheels,
my baby singing a long when the Bobby Phone Show
(41:30):
comes on, Let's go. I love a small tell World,
I love a country, and I love a Friday. I Non.
I love this life, telling on the road, rolling through
my mind. Man, I love Man, I love Man. I
love this life. Whoa whoa Man? I love this life.
(41:59):
Whoa whoa Man? I love this lie low Cash and Studio.
Is that the song that people sing allowed us back
to you guys? Definitely? Oh yeah? Where do you put
in the set list last? Always? I guess you have to. Yeah,
if you make that mistake and they peek too early, yes,
(42:20):
and then you're still playing for it. They're just waiting
for that song. So I think my favorite song from
you guys. You know, we look at the past body
of work, like whenever I know somebody came out like
that song to me was like the jam and that
was our first number one and that's what I meant,
first number one. Yeah. Yeah, So what do you guys
start the set with? What's the first song you play?
(42:40):
You just started this a song called Don't Get Better
than That? And um, it was kind of like I
love this life thing. But we the label kind of
folded while that came out, so it never the old
label one. So then we moved over to our home,
you know, BMG Wheelhouse, and so now we just redesigned
our show and one big country song has become the opener. Now,
(43:01):
so you guys had a song out when your record
label collapsed. Yeah, that's a that's a weird call to
get Yeah, it was. It was pretty awkward. Hey, we
like you, but we don't exist anymore. Yes, it was
actually somebody from this office that called us and they
were like, uh, did you hear the news that your
record label closed? And we were like, we had no idea,
And so you guys tipped us off. It was great.
(43:24):
We're gonna come back in a second with Low Cash
and you guys will play the new one. Yeah, Letten
do it. Okay, We're gonna come back in a second
and Low Cash is gonna play their new song Beach
Boys next Bobby Bone Show, The Friday Morning Conversation with Cash.
All right, boys, you have five new songs out today.
We do. That's exciting, it is we're fired up and
so you have this song called Beach Boys. The whole
(43:46):
project is woods and Water, but then I hear Beach
Boys and I think of the band the Beach Boys,
right like, I'm assuming there's a correlation between all of it.
There is. I mean it started that way too, because
when we decided to write the song, I was like, guys,
we should write a song that's a country song but
has the Beach Boys stylistic harmonies in it, like like
the Uius and stuff, you know, and just have fun
(44:06):
with that. And so Jared Mullins, one of the co writers, says,
we should just call it Beach Boys, and we're like,
nas too on the nose, we can't do that, and
he was like, no, let's take the country to the
Beach Boys. And we're like, now, when you say it
like that, that's kind of cool. So we wrote the
song and then the Beach Boys heard it. They loved it. Um,
you know. Mike Love and Brian Wilson became co writers
(44:27):
on the song with us automatically because of the influence
of the song. And then we just went down to Tuscaloosa,
Alabama and recorded with Mike Love and the Beach Boys.
So we have a version that's yeah, that we got
so it's it's exciting. That's pretty cool. Yeah, let's and
I'm being told before I say, let's hear it that
you guys haven't performed this full song yet until right now.
Correct especially this is it. Don't don't be nervous. So
(44:51):
we're good. Old Cash is in studio. This is a
new song called Beach Boys. Let's do it. I get
around around, get around, and I get around. Yeah, let's
leave the johndre here, take the CJ. Let's throw this
back road into a freeway, gonna drive until the map
(45:15):
turns blue. Where they say were talking a little funny.
Let's take the country to the beach boys. Treat that
red dirty saying, show them how we Tennessee boys. Catch
your john Bull buzz on the cantar rain and get
a little bit of red off a red neck, drop
(45:36):
a lime in the bottom of a long and by
the boat the flutes and get ship bread with some
local hunted. Let's take the country. Get a round, boat around.
I get around. We'll drink them down down, drink them down.
We'll drink them down. You get around, around, get around,
you get around, We'll drink them down. Down, drink them down.
(45:58):
I get it around around, eat around and get around.
We'll drink them down down, drink them down. We'll drink
them down. You get around around, get around, you get around.
We'll drink them down down, drink them down. Give me
the beach boys, Low Cash. I think, what's your focus
on the that's the pressive. I mean the whole time
(46:22):
you're hitting the That's how he talks right in my
left ear the whole time. We should hear that solo
do here? Look so come on man there. Yeah, that's
why you're hearing in the background the whole time. Nice job.
That's a lot to that song. Yeah, I'm tired. Yeah,
(46:43):
Low Cash is here. They have five new songs out today,
you guys check it out. It's woods and Water out now.
I'm gonna play a clip of sipping sunsets here at
the begin, then get the good and then here is
(47:03):
the next track, small Town for Life. I'm sorry, I
stop on the back morning, I'm my head walk guy's
good job. Congratulations on the new music, and I'll spend
out about a week now. Thanks for having us in
(47:23):
and playing some snippets of it. I mean, that's all
I want to do, we'll have to bring the beach
boys in with us. Imagine at low cash, you guys
follow him. Check out the new music Woods and Water
Bobby Bones show Down. Sorry up to day. This story
comes to us from College Station, Texas. A twenty seven
(47:45):
year old man and his friend are getting ready for
a wedding and his friends getting dress goes, dude, you
can't wear that to a wedding. He's like, no, no,
I look good. He goes, you cannot wear that to
a wedding. He's like, no, this is what I'm wearing.
So the friend shot him two times. What was he wearing?
More than I just wanted to know what he was wearing.
It doesn't say it just said he was not happy
with his fring's choice about what he was wearing to
a wedding. I don't know why, but I pictured a
Hawaiian shirt. Maybe I pictured leather. I pictured like shooting shorts,
(48:09):
no shirt, no shoes. Yeah, regardless, he got shot. I'm
assuming he's okay. Yeah, he's in the hospital and the
guy barricaded himself in his apartment, but they surrendered later.
The fight must have been about more than the actual clothes.
You think there had to be some lingering disrespects somewhere else. Wow. Geez, okay,
I'm lunchbox at your bone head Story of the day.
(48:32):
Do you ever have a perm as a kid? They're
making a comeback, But boy, perms? Interesting where young men
are getting perms? Okay, but I mean, I guess if
they want the curly hair, it is damaging to the hair,
so you got to take care of it. What you mean, well, perm,
it's like a chemical that perms your hair, makes it curly,
and so it's just not the healthiest thing for your hair.
(48:54):
Like I wish I had not done it as a kid.
But here we are. Do you look at pictures of
your permed hair? Aaron cringe. No, it was amazing back
then because it was awesome. But I also have naturally
curly hair, so I have no idea. Again, yes, why
I would damage my hair? Apparently it's all the rage
with gen Z boys. Oh yeah, So is anyone here
going to get a perm? No? No, no, but my kids.
(49:16):
I pick him up from school, I see about five
perms when I pick him up. You really do for sure,
And I think it's Patrick Mahomes maybe that started that,
just because he's got a natural perm. Well, it's not
a perm if it's natural, natural curls, natural curls, I
guess yeah. But I think they're all trying to do
the little fade on the side with a PERM on
the top. I naturally curly hair. I wore really curly
hair up until about ten years ago, like big, big,
(49:37):
strong curl. When I first met you, I thought they
were fake. But you're like, no, man, this is all yeah,
there was no PERM. I put no chemical in there. Morgan,
what do you think about the guy perm? I mean,
I dig it. I think curly hair is very attractive. Wow,
But okay, curly hair is. But what about someone who
perms their hair As a guy, I mean, I'm not
going to know a difference unless he tells me. So.
(49:57):
To me, it's like cool, yeah, I mean I go
and get my hair. But if he's like, hey, I'm
gonna be late picking you up because I'm at the salon.
I mean, guys, guys spent a lot of time on
their hair now anyway, with the latest hairstyle, So I
don't know. I just don't see it as a big deal.
Well for guys out there everywhere, the man perm is
coming soon. That's it for today. We'll see you guys
have a great weekend. On Monday Show, we get the
(50:20):
real dull answer to how much Abby is getting from
those diamonds she found at the Crater of Diamond State Park.
Oh my gosh. We find out the act she goes
in and actually gets the money. We'll find out how
much that is Monday morning on the show. All right,
see you guys in
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Morgan Huelsman
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