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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Here we go.
Speaker 2 (00:10):
Let's go Welcome to Wednesday's show. Morning. All right around
the room, we check out with everybody here in the studio.
First up, he's resigning from coaching his son's basketball team
and being too busy. Is this very common theme here?
He is, Yeah, Yah, it is a common theme.
Speaker 3 (00:25):
And I got a question for you guys, Like I
am busy and we have four boys, and there's a
lot of sports.
Speaker 2 (00:30):
All of them are in different sports.
Speaker 3 (00:31):
One plays football, to play baseball, one's about to start basketball.
Speaker 2 (00:35):
A lot of sports going around.
Speaker 3 (00:36):
So I'm asking you, guys, is it okay to miss
practice once in a while, especially for the four year
old he's playing baseball. He's four years old, and out
of all these practices I have to go to, if
his is in the way, I'm like, cut it.
Speaker 2 (00:51):
We're not taking him to that practice. Oh so you
don't even go you I thought you met you miss practice.
You're not even sending him? No, no, no, no, he's
not sending him like we got to take him there.
He's four and it's just a lot to do all that.
So I told my wife, if there's anyone out of
our four boys that can skip a practice, it's him,
and I'm cool with it, but I want to ask
you guys, like, I know it's a team thing and
(01:13):
I don't ever want to encourage kids to miss practice
for teams.
Speaker 4 (01:16):
But he's four, amy, I mean, yeah, I think it's okay.
I mean, if you don't have the bandwidth one day
and there's something that's got to give, I mean, I
just think that, Yeah, you don't want to let the
team down, but things happen. You're not doing it all
the time. This is every once in a while.
Speaker 5 (01:33):
No, you signed up for a team sport. If they
have practice, you have practice. You show up to practice.
If you don't practice, you don't play.
Speaker 2 (01:39):
And I think if you signed up and you can go,
if you can't go, you can't go. No, no, no, no,
hold on no. He is tired. I get it. I
like what she said.
Speaker 3 (01:49):
Bandwidth hery, the band's about the pop I say, no, practice,
that's not what bandwidth is.
Speaker 4 (01:54):
Maybe three other kids are demanding this and that, and
you're being pulled five different.
Speaker 3 (01:58):
Directions' bandwidth Okay, get the rubber band's being pulled in.
Speaker 2 (02:03):
It doesn't matter.
Speaker 4 (02:04):
Hey, so do you imagine coaching four year olds?
Speaker 2 (02:06):
I think the coach would rather us not have practice.
You know, yeah whatever, you know, you know how to
parent right, the wrong way to parent. Well, there's wrong,
but there's no real Like I'm not saying this is wrong.
You do you? Okay? I kind of I don't like it.
I felt bad doing it, so I kind of wonder what.
Speaker 4 (02:28):
I changed my stance. By the way, all.
Speaker 2 (02:30):
Right, next time. At first we thought the Palette investment
was a pretty cool deal. Now we're wondering if it's
even real. Here's lunchbox, guys. Let me tell you the
two thousand and five Nissan Ultimate. There has been some
drama around her.
Speaker 5 (02:42):
She's been hurt, she's been injured, she's been taken to
a mechanic.
Speaker 2 (02:45):
They couldn't figure out what was wrong with her.
Speaker 5 (02:47):
I've been riding my bike every day and I finally said,
you know what, I'm taking it to the dealership and
I'm gonna say, guys, find out what's wrong with her and.
Speaker 2 (02:54):
Tell me whether it's going to be And I got
a call and this is the.
Speaker 5 (02:58):
Dramatic, this moment he of somebody talking to you, Yes,
come pick up your car. That's all the voicemail said.
And so when I showed up. This is what the
guy told me.
Speaker 2 (03:07):
See, you think you saved your life.
Speaker 5 (03:09):
Huh, yes, sir man, I thought you were gonna call
me and tell her she was dead.
Speaker 2 (03:13):
No, the midpick, the midpipe, the flex clamp, the ring
wheels broke, so they removed the red and clamp ring.
Speaker 5 (03:21):
Well this is great news because everybody was ready to
bury her and you know, leave her out the pasture.
Speaker 2 (03:25):
But I'm glad she's still kicking. You're you're a hero
and you don't even know it a little bit exactly. Wait,
how much it costs that two hundred and forty dollars?
That's it. I never heard of some of that stuff cars,
but I never clip ring. I never heard of that.
Never heard of it either.
Speaker 5 (03:43):
But they were, I mean the other place put in
new fuel pump, new spark plugs. Knew this, they did
all sorts of work. Couldn't figure it out. This guy
just said, oh, some little ring and boom. I walked
outside and I was like, there's no way he's gonna
work started right up all of us back.
Speaker 2 (03:58):
So what's the all to get all the way through winter?
Yeah till next year?
Speaker 5 (04:01):
Yeah is going to be Winter is coming but the
hall of my is Okay, I'm happy, I'm happy, Okay,
moving on.
Speaker 2 (04:11):
She recently called herself a bonehead. She meant to mail
out a package, but she sent it back to her
house instead. Here's an age.
Speaker 4 (04:18):
So I got three songs from women that I'm obsessed
with right now and I listen to them on repeat.
The first one is Kylie Morgan, If he wanted to,
he would?
Speaker 6 (04:28):
Hey, Ray, is this the.
Speaker 2 (04:43):
Singer that you were with? No? No, No, that's Hannah Ellis.
Speaker 4 (04:47):
Yeah when she was milking the cow and got knocked over.
Speaker 2 (04:51):
Yeah, that's not heard though, So that's who is that?
Speaker 4 (04:54):
Kylie Morgan?
Speaker 2 (04:55):
Kylie Morgan. And it's called if you wanted.
Speaker 4 (04:56):
To, he Will, Yes, he would, If he wanted to,
he will, which is a great song for my friend
and I were breaking it down the other day of
you know, get.
Speaker 2 (05:04):
Off the pot well or just.
Speaker 4 (05:05):
Like if you're with a guy, and it's like if
you if you wanted to call, he would, If he
wanted you to meet his mom, he would take it home.
Speaker 2 (05:12):
If he prioritized you.
Speaker 4 (05:14):
Right, Yeah, what else Miranda Lambert? If I was a cowboy? Yeah,
it's not brand new or anything. It's just one I'm listening.
Speaker 2 (05:25):
To on repeat, Got It? I know this one, and
I was like, I'm cutting edge, I'm not.
Speaker 4 (05:29):
Okay, and Megan Maroney, I'm not pretty?
Speaker 2 (05:35):
Did it?
Speaker 1 (05:37):
Morgan?
Speaker 2 (05:37):
Your ex boyfriends, exolfriend dude something like this to you
and we talked about.
Speaker 7 (05:43):
It with me many Megan is in so his current girlfriend, well,
I don't know if they're still together. Yeah, but current
girlfriend yeah, was like trolling me online and then we
talked to her about it and then they all blocked
me after that segmented boom.
Speaker 2 (05:55):
Meganmoney is such a good writer. Aside from everything else,
he's such a good writer. That Hair's That song is
like the greatest ever. It's like from even I think
it's before this record. It's a hairsaw your best friend.
It's hard me to do.
Speaker 4 (06:10):
That with other music, which Advite was a cowboy of
was yeah twenty twenty two Palomino when she put that
out got It last year.
Speaker 2 (06:16):
Okay, thank you for sharing that. Right, Let's go from
Mountain Pine, Arkansas. He struggles sleeping at night, but maybe
he just needs to turn off the light. Bobby Bone,
thank you very much. They just turn off all lights.
I just want to share something that I was thinking about.
And it's not about me. It's about lunchalks. So if
Lunchbox sees a celebrity out on the street, or sees
a celebrity at the store he or in Vegas, he
(06:36):
goes absolutely bonkers, right ah my, screams at him, yells like,
oh my god, it's a celebrity, even if it's not
even a real celebrity, like somebody that just might have
a little bit of mild fame on TikTok, it doesn't matter.
We get celebrities in here all the time, every day.
He never freaks out when real celebrities are here. He
didn't even look it, didn't even look at him. He
he does nothing. He just stares at his computer, doesn't interact,
doesn't try to get a picture. But if he sees
(06:56):
one out in the wild, he's all about running and
attacking them. So why do you care about them out there?
But when the bigger ones are in here, you don't
care at all.
Speaker 5 (07:03):
Because this is normal, like they're just coming in here
like whatever. So it's not about the celebrity, it's about
seeing them in the wild. It's sort of like when
Eddie sees Amy in the wild, he freaks out.
Speaker 2 (07:12):
Do you see well, he just waves, he doesn't scream out.
Speaker 5 (07:14):
But it's pretty cool to see Amy, Like now he
did it with what's his name?
Speaker 2 (07:18):
Who'd you do with h Russell? That's what I'm saying.
Speaker 5 (07:21):
It's when you're out in the wild, you don't expect
to see these people, and so it's like when you.
Speaker 2 (07:25):
Do, it's just like, ah, it's crazy.
Speaker 5 (07:28):
It's sort of like when you see your maleman at
the grocery store.
Speaker 2 (07:31):
It's like, what what are you doing here? Like it's
so out of place that you just do it? Fair?
Fair on that point. What about the other side of
it when when people come in you never even acknowledge them.
They don't really they're not here. They're here to promote
their music. They should still be nice. I just he
doesn't talk to anybody that comes in here, no one.
He doesn't look at him when they perform. He gets
on his Facebook, and by the way, he gets on Facebook,
which is weird, and then he talks to all his
(07:52):
old high school friends and sometimes be like, hey, Lunchbox,
I'm like, huh. It's sometimes they talk to me and
I don't know what they're talking about. It's just are
how disinterested you are when celebrities are in here, but
you're hyper interested out of here.
Speaker 5 (08:04):
Yeah, it's just seeing them in the wild here. It's
the same old, same old. They come in, they play
a song, they tell the same story they've told a
million times. I'm great, all right, move on. Like they're
not talking to me. They're just trying to sell tickets
to their concert.
Speaker 4 (08:17):
They're at the grocery store. They're not there to talk
to you.
Speaker 2 (08:19):
Yeah, but then I have their one on one attention,
and it's like, what you scared them? That's when I
want attention. Okay, So that's I was thinking about that.
I mean, do you want me to start saying hide
on when they come in here? And yeah, you would
just like be normal. I acknowledge them, bye man every
time I do. And I still I try to go
to the bathroom when they're done. You still try. Who
have you washed your hands with so far? Who's that? Totally?
(08:40):
That one?
Speaker 8 (08:40):
I think?
Speaker 5 (08:41):
Three?
Speaker 2 (08:41):
It was Uh, it was Tim mcgrawl, I think. And
then that.
Speaker 5 (08:44):
Guy was the first of the o g Who was
the other the Adam Durretts kind of gross?
Speaker 2 (08:50):
That guy, Yeah, I don't know his name yet, but
I just did. Those are three that you've been able
to walk in the bathroom with and watch hands with. Yeah,
it's it's rough man.
Speaker 5 (08:58):
These Some of these guys don't go to the bathroom
and when they're done performing, I figured the nerves that
had to pee.
Speaker 2 (09:02):
But they do well. Thank you all right? Sticking my
hand in the mail bag, let's go, you friend and
game mail and we read and all the air. It's
something we call Bobby's mail bag. Yeah, hello, Bobby Bones.
I've been with my husband for three years. When we
first got together, we had discussed having kids together. I
have two from a previous marriage. He is amazing with them.
(09:25):
I just recently learned to have fertility issues and I have
been trying to lose weight to start fertility medication that
may not even help. My husband has not changed his
mind and says he doesn't want to try anymore. I
know I'll be okay if we don't have a baby together,
but part of me is hurt. I was content with
two kids, but when he said he wanted one together,
I was okay. I was actually good with that, but
(09:45):
now he's changed his mind. I get where he's coming from,
but am I wrong for being upset by this. Any
advice is appreciated signed hopeful for a pregnancy.
Speaker 4 (09:55):
I mean, I think your feelings are valid, so you're
not wrong for being upset, and I think that's something
that y'all are going to have to work through. I
feel like there could be some room for discussion if
he like quickly changed. I wonder if he has some
fear around, like it not working out, so it doesn't
get his hopes up anyway, so he's just like, well,
let's just shut this down because it doesn't seem like
(10:17):
it's going to happen, because there's a lot of emotion
that goes into trying to have a baby, in starting
fertility stuff and trying to figure all that out. Or
he may think, Okay, well what if what if it
ends up working for her? But then then I'm the
problem and I can't make it happen. I remember feeling
that way, and I was never able to have a baby,
and we desperately wanted that, and it all mechanism for it.
(10:42):
I mean, you could just look into it, so there
could still be room for conversation if he works through that.
But if not, I mean, y'all are just this is
a this is one of those things. I guess you're
gonna have to come maybe see what happens, and then
what if you happen to that never happened for me.
We ended up still creating a good life and adopting kids.
(11:05):
And you already have two beautiful children. So who knows
what's in store. But your feelings are valid.
Speaker 2 (11:10):
Yeah, You're never wrong for feelings. Sometimes you can be
wrong because of how you act on those feelings. Yes,
and I think the fact that you have two kids already, Yeah,
I think that also you should weigh that in as well.
He may also, you know, not want you'd have to
go through the process of losing weight to just take
the medicine, and the medicine may not work for you
(11:32):
and all that's going to put you through. So I
would be a little more aware of that it's not
just about him being selfish. That it might be just
him putting a little protective covering on the whole relationship.
Speaker 4 (11:44):
So yeah, there's probably multiple layers. Yeah, I agree, I wouldn't.
Here's something I will say too. I don't know if
you're feeling this, but I think sometimes when someone says
they want to have a baby with you, and then
they change their mind. You may receive it as some
form of rejection of who right. Maybe you were content
with two kids, but now suddenly, since you feel rejected,
you're like, well wait a second, well what's wrong? So
(12:07):
you probably need to evaluate if you really want to
go through all of this as well, because make sure
your feelings and your motives are right.
Speaker 2 (12:14):
Our advice is don't make this all about him being selfish,
because we think there's probably way more to that. It's
to figure out why and then readdress your feelings because
I have a feeling it's just not him, not one
to have a kid anymore. Right, thank you? That's the
mail bag. Close it up. We got your gam mail
and laying on your maw.
Speaker 9 (12:33):
It's found the clothes Bobby's mail bag.
Speaker 2 (12:36):
Year on phone Jared who lives in Pennsylvania. Hey Jared,
what's up buddy?
Speaker 10 (12:41):
I have got a question for Amy. How do you
deal with a X? I am dealing with a lot
of problems with my ex and just don't know how
to deal with it.
Speaker 2 (12:53):
Amen, Amy, help us out with this. I mean Mike's
wife or girlfriend, yeah.
Speaker 10 (12:58):
Or husband an ex wife? She's remarried, now. But just
like she texted me this morning to be honest with
you and told me that I didn't take my kid
to school all last week, which I took him to kid.
I took him to school every day. We have six
kids to get it total, and I take them to
school every day, no problems, everything. But now she's accusing
(13:24):
me of not taking him to school.
Speaker 2 (13:26):
So it's a co parenting type thing.
Speaker 4 (13:28):
Yep, Okay, yeah, no, that's unfortunate. I mean, clearly she
has a different narrative happening. So for you, for your sanity,
all you can do is focus on you. But if
there's accusations being thrown around, and I don't know if
that affects how you're able to co parent, if she's
trying to build up anything against you, but I would
just log and document all that you're doing. You don't
(13:50):
have to do anything with it, but just keep it
and know, Okay, yeah on this date, took the kids
to school on this date, did this, And you just
have to focus on you and know the facts. To me,
a lot of times there's there's the data versus the drama,
and it seems like your job is to just stick
with the data. And if she wants to bring in
the drama, that's that's on her. And I know it
impacts you, but you have to do the best to
(14:11):
just take care of yourself and your mental health so
that you stay sane and you don't fall into the
same games you say, you know safe like within your
like yeah, because this is this is maddening. I guess
if someone's trying to completely gaslight you in a way
that isn't accurate.
Speaker 10 (14:28):
I'm self a point too, so like I focus, I
focus so much on this stuff and not my work
and miss me no, no, yeah.
Speaker 4 (14:37):
Yeah yeah yeah. This So if it's becoming all consuming,
then you need different ways to process this. And I
see how it could do that to you, Like that's
all you're thinking about. But you need a healthy outlet
to take care of this, that you can focus on
you and do what you need to do, because then
in the end, she's winning, she's ruling, she's taking over
your life, and that's sort of maybe her goal.
Speaker 2 (14:57):
And Amy nailed it. If you can create a positive patrol,
which is just the data part that she's talking about,
especially with what you think she's going to use against you,
then you can combat that quick and easy.
Speaker 4 (15:07):
Yep.
Speaker 2 (15:08):
And even if it's not paper, even it's like a
little video, I mean, you can any way to keep
pay patrol.
Speaker 4 (15:11):
And even if it's combating it for your own brain,
like if she starts to send you text, if you
have done this, then you get to go back and
you get to look at everything and you're like, no, okay,
she's not accurate in this. So that's even not just
for others that you may need to prove it to,
but also to yourself at times.
Speaker 2 (15:26):
Is she fighting for custody of the kids, Jared, I've
got more custody of the kids than she does.
Speaker 10 (15:30):
And from state of Pennsylvania. That that that really does
say something, That really does say something?
Speaker 2 (15:35):
And does she upset by that? I mean, is that
why she would be saying certain things like this to
use against you, even if not true?
Speaker 10 (15:40):
Horrible believe. I mean, she's taking me to court, She's
I mean, she's taken She's called Child and Youth Services
on me just for even going on a day.
Speaker 4 (15:49):
Oh yeah, you need to just I would collect the
data you couldn't identify that crazy early on?
Speaker 10 (15:57):
I would have Yeah, that's a bum.
Speaker 2 (16:00):
Amy gave some great advice. Just protect yourself with facts
and log it and keep it. It sucks you have to
do that because it's kids, but you do so, and I.
Speaker 4 (16:10):
Will encourage you to do this. You've got six kids.
I don't know your personality, but the best thing you
can do is to not ever talk about her back
in front of your kids in a poor light. Regardless
of what she is doing to you. Do not bring
them into it. And if anything, think of the positive
things about her. That's their mom at the end of
the day. So just a little reminder for that.
Speaker 2 (16:33):
I appreciate that, all right, buddy, good luck this morning.
Thanks Jared, Thanks guys.
Speaker 10 (16:38):
I appreciate you.
Speaker 2 (16:39):
I see later that sucks. That's good advice, though, Amy like,
I don't know, But then she like lays out the
most perfect ever advice ever given on the show. It's
time for the good news.
Speaker 4 (16:54):
So when you get home from work with your dogs,
run up and greet you.
Speaker 2 (16:57):
Stanley stays asleep. Maybe he opens his eyes and LR. Yeah,
but she just anxious all the time. She greets everybody,
making sure they have a gun or something in another well.
Speaker 4 (17:08):
Stevie a golden retriever. He loves to greet one of
the kids from his home, like his owners. One of
them came home from school and he's like, oh, and
he's going to greet and a motorcycle is coming. The
motorcycle doesn't stop or isn't able to, and boom hits Stevie.
Speaker 2 (17:23):
Wait so this is outside. Yes, Oh, this is terrible. Wait,
this is too bad. The dog and the motorcycle drive right, and.
Speaker 4 (17:30):
Then Stevie was rushed to the vet. Six days in ice.
You punctured lung Steevie's a dog, fractured ribs. Yeah, and
she's doing great. She's gonna live. Stevie's gonna live. And
the coal part is kids in the neighborhood. I don't
have the full medical built, but I love that younger
kids in the neighborhood rally together and they're like, we
want a fundraise for Stevie. And they were able to
(17:53):
collect four hundred dollars to give to Stevie's owners to
contribute towards the medical bills, which was just a really
sweet gesture.
Speaker 2 (17:59):
It was a lemone stand they did. I'm gonna tell
you that a foreigner book six days I see you the.
Speaker 4 (18:03):
Same, right.
Speaker 2 (18:05):
Bad Pet insurance is a little bit wow. And then
I'm assuming the motorcycle driver did not wipe out that
he probably just like clipped them. That's kind of what
I saw. Oh, so that that person was fine, but
the dog is gonna be fine. But six days and
I see would you should you put a dog six days?
And I see you yours?
Speaker 4 (18:23):
Well, I mean, yeah, I guess to figure it out.
Speaker 2 (18:25):
Yes, And your ex husband said that he wouldn't do that.
Speaker 4 (18:28):
Well, he said that dogs should have a five hundred
dollars limit.
Speaker 2 (18:32):
That's one point. We go down, we go down, we
just go bankrupt, right, save them.
Speaker 4 (18:37):
I think at the end of the day he would
have he would do anything.
Speaker 2 (18:41):
You can see whatever you want to him. You don't
have to go.
Speaker 4 (18:43):
Home and Josie or Rottweiler. He would have Kara, our
current labordoodle with lots of anxiety that's a rescue and
has so many problems.
Speaker 2 (18:50):
Maybe not fifty Max. All right, great story, that is
what it's all about. That was telling me something good.
All right, let's follow up, but Scuba's Steve. It's time for.
Speaker 4 (19:03):
Steve.
Speaker 2 (19:04):
So the segment was find something old that your partner
doesn't like and then toss it out.
Speaker 9 (19:10):
Right, exactly. I had this backpack that I've been holding
on for nine years. Got a new one, but it
has so many memories to me that I can't get.
Speaker 2 (19:16):
Rid of it. Nine years though I know.
Speaker 9 (19:19):
I was like, why do you keep holding a backpack
you don't even use? I'm like, but I just I
love this Disney backpack. So it's time to get rid
of it. You're gonna get rid of it? I will, Yes,
as hard as it is, I'm going to do it.
Is that trash cannon here for all of our stuff?
This is for all of our stuff? Yes, yeah, okay, So.
Speaker 2 (19:32):
I'll play mine. Last night at like nine thirty, I mean,
we're in the middle of a TV show and I remember,
I gotta do this bit, and I don't want to
do the bit because I love what I'm about to
have to give away. And so we're just laying on
the couch watching Invasion, which is the show on Apple TV.
So I'm not sure how a sleep we sound here,
but this is me talking to my wife. Go ahead, okay,
it's Bobby reporting live snoring bulldog. It was my wife,
(19:54):
the wonderful Kaitlin. What's the one thing that I have
that you wish I would throw away?
Speaker 4 (19:58):
Have you already said? What you it is?
Speaker 2 (20:00):
No? But whatever it is, I'm gonna throw away. You promise?
Speaker 4 (20:05):
Is that seriously it?
Speaker 2 (20:05):
Why did you get so excited?
Speaker 4 (20:07):
Is that seriously it?
Speaker 2 (20:07):
What is it?
Speaker 4 (20:08):
Seriously?
Speaker 2 (20:09):
The bit?
Speaker 4 (20:09):
You have to throw it away?
Speaker 2 (20:11):
What depends what it is?
Speaker 4 (20:12):
Well, then that's not a bit.
Speaker 2 (20:13):
Okay, what if it's not a bit?
Speaker 4 (20:15):
That's stupid.
Speaker 2 (20:16):
So ask your partner what okaya? What is it? What
is it? I'm not throwing the mirror ball.
Speaker 4 (20:26):
Oh I don't want you to throw the mirrorball.
Speaker 2 (20:27):
I don't even see it. Okay, you pinky, promise you're
gonna throw this.
Speaker 6 (20:31):
Away unless it's like now?
Speaker 4 (20:34):
Is not sane?
Speaker 8 (20:35):
Railer?
Speaker 2 (20:36):
Make you promise no crosses count? Okay? What is it?
Speaker 4 (20:39):
The hogs shirt that has a million? Isn't it?
Speaker 6 (20:42):
Sorry?
Speaker 4 (20:42):
See you later, hogs.
Speaker 2 (20:44):
Okay, I'll throw the way I'll earn it.
Speaker 4 (20:46):
Thank you.
Speaker 2 (20:49):
So it's a shirt that has since nineteen ninety nine. Wow,
and I wear it all the time mostly driver are crazy.
It's a cut off and on the front, oh, it
says it's this oh boy, and I'm a bag. It's
eating through as well. That's a cool shirt man, exactly,
I've had this since like ninety nine, two thousand. That's wow.
It was a T shirt and then I cut the
sleeves off and now I've been wearing this. This thing
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is long. Don't throw that away? Have to that's the bit.
Oh that's tough, man. Should I wear for more of
the show though today? Yes?
Speaker 4 (21:19):
Wait, I think I feel like we need to have
a moment of silence or something.
Speaker 5 (21:23):
Yeah, I think you should wear it just so you
can get one last wear lovely shirt.
Speaker 2 (21:29):
Okay, this is a little something. The shirt away. There,
it goes in the trash can trash cany what do
you have?
Speaker 4 (21:38):
Well I could. I didn't have anybody to ask what
it is. So but I saw something in my closet
that I was like, Okay, is it weird that I
still have this? But then also it may be not
a good thing to throw away. It's my bouquet from
my wedding.
Speaker 2 (21:56):
Oh wow, save that at all?
Speaker 4 (22:06):
Well, I I chunk it. I feel like they didn't
even ask me why I was saving it all these
years anyways, because it's not like he has the booten
err or whatever that he wore.
Speaker 5 (22:15):
John get Jocket Jocket John get or throw.
Speaker 2 (22:19):
It and then whoever catches it next want to get
a horse. Yeah, I like that. That's good. That's terrible.
That's a great idea. Okay, great idea.
Speaker 4 (22:27):
But like, look there's dust everywhere on it, and it's
like this is this is seventeen years old.
Speaker 2 (22:36):
Get rid of it. You see the chunk it? Why
would you keep it away? Put it? Get John, get John,
get John, get amy. Put it in there.
Speaker 4 (22:44):
So it has nothing to do with my relationship. I
just don't even know that, even if I still was married,
that I need to be holding on exactly.
Speaker 2 (22:52):
John, John, get in there, in there it is. It's okay.
Speaker 4 (23:04):
I also brought all my wedding photos from when I
was a kid.
Speaker 2 (23:08):
But get rid of that lunch box.
Speaker 5 (23:12):
Well, sitting on the couch with my wife. I went
with her and I said, you want to get rid
of the man.
Speaker 2 (23:19):
Don't you dare? Say the ultima? Okay, Well I was
not thinking that, but nowadays that's a good answer. Okay,
what were you thinking that underwear?
Speaker 7 (23:32):
Those boxes you have that have the gulf like pictures
on it, that's you want.
Speaker 2 (23:38):
To see my wood? Yes, the silk ones. You know,
some ship gave those to me in college.
Speaker 1 (23:46):
And you're still wearing that.
Speaker 2 (23:48):
Why wouldn't I some other girl gave them to you.
Speaker 1 (23:52):
Definitely get rid of that, John, John, this is my
your colleagues got three wood on there in a measuring
and two thank you John.
Speaker 2 (24:07):
Jo Jo to Eddie. Oh this is tough. I asked
my wife.
Speaker 3 (24:15):
She said, your cowboy shirt that you had for so long.
I'm like, the one I wear every Sunday, all the
Cowboys game shirt.
Speaker 2 (24:23):
Oh yeah, you have it? Give that away? Oh no,
there is That's what I know. Listen, that's your most
famous shirt because it's old. I mean, it's easily look,
it's got holes in it. She don't like it. It's dirty.
And I worked to church the other day. She's like, dude,
do not do that. There was game day we had
a Yeah, game game day. I had to wear it.
Speaker 3 (24:42):
So I thought too, maybe if I did this, it
would change the trajectory of the season. Yeah, we'll see,
I'm gonna chun I'm gonna get there.
Speaker 2 (24:55):
He goes, yes, that's what does that mean. It's like, Dak,
we're getting chuck anything.
Speaker 7 (25:02):
I mean, no, listen, there's a lot of benefits of
being married and stuff, but There's one benefit of being
single is that I don't have to get rid of anything.
Speaker 2 (25:09):
Yeah, good point, Like I have a lot of cool stuff,
raymon do anything. Yeah. I texted my wife. I said,
what's the one thing you hate that I wear, use,
or have at the house? And it was her honest
to god answer, And she hates this pendant necklace. It's
a little bit too long, and I've worn it to
every pool party I would go to family thanksgivings, Christmases
and she's like, dude, that thing is so out of style.
(25:31):
All the little diamonds are kind of faded. They would
never diamonds on it. I mean I bought it maybe
forty dollars a Pandora. It's maybe now four dollars. And
she's like, I hate that. Are you gonna chunk it?
I'm gonna have to chunk it, chump, chunk, chunk, all right,
bring it in. Went to a bunch of pool parties
in that care.
Speaker 4 (25:48):
These are like great memories apartlace.
Speaker 2 (25:51):
Yeah, dang, dang, dude, there it is in the can. Well, like,
did you have an thing? Okay? I just want to
make sure we don't miss anybody.
Speaker 8 (26:02):
Mike d So whenever I was first losing weight, I
wanted to get cooler clothes. One of the first things
I ever bought was this Vengee T shirt that my
wife hates because it's really old and ugly and it
has like dark pit stains. But I still wear it
all the time. That's congress and she wanted me to
get rid of it.
Speaker 2 (26:17):
Yeah, I agree with her. It's the only one. I'm like, yeah,
I agree, John John, get John good, chun good. Okay, boom,
it's all how do you what do you do? We're
going to burn that. I got an idea. I just
need one idea. eBay, guys, pop it back out.
Speaker 4 (26:37):
Oh guys, we're gonna burn it.
Speaker 5 (26:39):
Burn it, burn it, burn it, burn it.
Speaker 2 (26:44):
Burn it. We have to codes and regulations whatever that means.
Figure it out. And your wedding never happened, Well it
did all. Never lost a game. Cowboys are still going
to win the n FC, no problem, no problem. Lunchbox
is still out his would and then you, I'm thankful,
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was positive. Yeah, we like it.
Speaker 4 (27:09):
My marriage.
Speaker 2 (27:11):
Being a super fan of celebrities is actually good for you.
And who are we super fans of We'll talk about
that in a second. Why your your fanness of a
celebrity could actually be something great in your life. Also,
let me say this Tomorrow tickets Guan Cell to the
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tickets Guan Seal, Bobby Bones dot Com. Fandoms of celebrity
is good for you, Apparently, psychologists say that most fan
relationships famous people and even sports teams are positive. They
increase media enjoyment, they improve your emotional well being, and
they provide a sense of companionship. I would completely agree
with that. I think part of the reason now I know,
part of the reason that I love the Arkansas Razorback
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so much as it was basically the only stable thing
I ever had in my childhood. Meaning, as I was
moving around as I was who knows, I knew every
Saturday Arkansas was gonna play and it was going to
be on free TV, and I knew on Tuesdays and
be basketball games, and that was the one thing that
no matter where I went, it was always happening. I
have a lot of consistency that was always super consistent
(28:16):
for me. I'm sure that's why I'm so what's emotional
about it? Good or bad?
Speaker 4 (28:22):
No, I'm gonna not want to ever make fun of
the fact that how heart broken you get.
Speaker 2 (28:26):
You should I'm definitely loser. Yeah, yeah, I mean I
should have got out of this. I mean, I'm forty three,
so but I feel like.
Speaker 4 (28:33):
What's what everybody else's excuse to be obsessed with the teams?
Speaker 2 (28:37):
Well or hold on, hold on, I don't know she's judging.
I'm not Taylor Swift a picture. You took an art
class to paint a picture for Taylor Swift, just to
give it to her.
Speaker 4 (28:46):
Yeah, And she told me I was so talented. I
still remember it. She said, you are so talented.
Speaker 2 (28:54):
So I know what is your deal?
Speaker 4 (28:58):
I mean, for it was for a while, Taylor. I
feel like that kind of fizzled off the older I got.
Speaker 2 (29:03):
But who is it now?
Speaker 4 (29:05):
Good question.
Speaker 2 (29:06):
Once we saw a wom named Kimberly Snyder or something,
and oh yeah, that's vegan vegetarian talk. Yeah, He's like,
I'm so nervous to talk to her. I was like,
she cooks broccoli. We're all people. And I went up
and I was like, what up?
Speaker 4 (29:19):
Oh yeah, Bobby said high and then I was like, okay, fine,
I'll stay high. And then Bobby's like, get a picture,
and I.
Speaker 2 (29:23):
Was like, oh my god, who is Okay around the room.
The most famous person or thing that you just are
obsessed or loved mine for sure is the Arkansas Razorbacks. Okay,
you have to pick one.
Speaker 4 (29:33):
Okay, Okay, I'll pick one. I'll go with right now,
Rees Witherson. Can I choose?
Speaker 2 (29:39):
Like Marvel superheroes, you can do whatever you want? Does
that count? Yeah? Mark? Okay, Yeah, Actually Marvel in general,
the superheroes in general.
Speaker 4 (29:47):
Yeah, like all superheroes.
Speaker 2 (29:48):
You get to make out with one superhero, which on
want to.
Speaker 4 (29:50):
Be Captain America?
Speaker 2 (29:51):
Okay? Is it because of him the actor or because
of him the character? Definitely?
Speaker 4 (29:56):
It turns out when he's the character too.
Speaker 2 (30:00):
Yeah. I call that Eddie. The Dallas Cowboys, but I
don't want to make out with any of them. I
just I just get it Cowboys for you, Cowboys, Sam Hunt,
we've been going ten years strong. No fizzle there.
Speaker 3 (30:16):
Mine through Lena Magic and I would make out the
entire team and then uh, Habby, What about you.
Speaker 2 (30:23):
Yeah, that's your most passionate fandom type thing.
Speaker 4 (30:26):
Oh yeah at alan Field House.
Speaker 2 (30:28):
Do you go to games at all? Oh?
Speaker 4 (30:29):
Every I went to every game in college, and I
tried to when I'm home, like for Christmas, I go.
Speaker 2 (30:33):
You still go to a game of year? Oh yeah,
that's awesome, love it. Mike d easily post malone. Oh yeah, wow,
yeah mighty. Let's plus malone.
Speaker 4 (30:42):
But I like the sports ones is y'all? Like all
that's from your childhood, which is.
Speaker 2 (30:47):
Mine, is for sure a while for sure your parents
were Cowboys fans, and my mom is the biggest Cowboys
fans from cam Yeah, Abbey. Were your parents big Jayhawks fans? Yes,
my grandpa and my aunts went there.
Speaker 4 (30:59):
And I just don't have that, I mean someone from
my childhood that I've always been obsessed with George straight right,
but I don't work range. Yeah, and I mean yes,
so from early on to now I would be obsessed
with him, but in a healthy way. And just in
case he hears this, I just don't have a sports
team that I You.
Speaker 2 (31:20):
Don't like sports, ramitates, You're not a sports person, so
I know.
Speaker 4 (31:24):
But like my grandma had pictures of Bear Bryant in
her ling room. They had a Crimson van with an
elephant tire cover. They bowled. They had elephant bowling pins
like they were hardcore, but like I never, It's not
like I grew up being like, oh, I've got to
go to Alabama.
Speaker 2 (31:41):
I don't either. You're crazy. Your number one songs just
to the top three in country. Here's Morgan walland thinking
about me danking them, Jason aldiin try that in a
small town of two, Try that is everyone, Lady Wilson
Watermelon moons drag. A lot of congrats to Laney Wilson.
(32:04):
More then another number one, number one pop song, Nicki
Minaj and Ice Spice. Here's Barbie World and I've.
Speaker 4 (32:09):
Got like the Baby. I'm gone, but I still want to.
Speaker 2 (32:11):
Putty everyone rock song, food Fighters under you. Those are
your number ones? Okay, food Fighters older but back. Nicki
Minaj not exactly new, but Ice Spice is new. I'm
just trying to see Aldine's older. But Lany and Morgan
are you it's about fifty to fifty. That's cool. Yeah,
(32:33):
I mean this isn't like the Beatles or Eagles, but
still it's cool to see. If you make good music
that you still have a shot to get on a
chart regardless of if you're nineteen or forty nine.
Speaker 3 (32:43):
But I mean food fighters are in their fifties, right,
I would think so, yeah, pretty old.
Speaker 2 (32:47):
Yeah, I would think so. Your Zamy's pile of stories.
Speaker 4 (32:50):
Have you heard of monk mode?
Speaker 2 (32:52):
Monk mode? I would assume a monk mode is a
like a mode that you go into whenever you don't
want to talk to anyone for any reas and you
just want to be alone. Sometimes I go into monk mode.
Is that correct? Yeah?
Speaker 4 (33:04):
I can be. This is applying particularly to social media,
or specifically to it. And what's ironic is the hashtag
monk mode has more than seventy six million views on
TikTok because it's like, oh, I'm maybe they're learning about
monk modes that they can go into monk mode.
Speaker 2 (33:20):
Mode's interesting. What the mode is annoying is when people go, hey, guys,
I'm gonna get off social media for a while. I
don't care. I won't even notice you're gone, because I
don't ever look for someone to post on social media.
I like when they post. I'll spend time with it
if I like it. But I'm never There hasn't been
one time in my life where I'm just like, I
cannot wait for X to post on social media.
Speaker 4 (33:40):
What about when they come back and they're like, sorry,
I haven't been here for a while.
Speaker 2 (33:42):
Again, I did notice. I had no.
Speaker 4 (33:45):
Idea, So I know I haven't been on all day.
Speaker 2 (33:47):
I've been on a monk mode for the last month.
You know what, good fool of me didn't know. Yeah,
that's cool.
Speaker 4 (33:53):
Yeah, it's just a movement to unplug. Whatever that looks
like for you. But for a lot of people, it's
through social media. So bod he was done, and it
found that a lot of adults wish they could go
back and tell their younger selves, like, hey, do this,
don't do that.
Speaker 2 (34:07):
To a study to find that, I would think everybody
want to go back and give you.
Speaker 4 (34:11):
Somebody found out specifically what kind of advice they would
give their younger selves.
Speaker 2 (34:14):
Okay, now it's interesting, Okay, what advice would most people
get their younger self? Save money, for sure, that's on
the list. I would say everybody. Probably I'm goss say
everybody because I don't have this experience, but it seems
like on television and even like emails we get everybody's like,
oh I had this one mislove the one that got aways? Yeah,
(34:35):
like go and don't let him get away?
Speaker 4 (34:37):
Yeah, I mean it says, don't be afraid of dating rejection.
Speaker 2 (34:42):
Dating rejection, of dating rejection. Okay, yeah, I go. Okay,
I get to not exactly say I'm missed, but that's
a good one, or like.
Speaker 4 (34:48):
You may be just like oh I can't ask them
out because I'm too scared. Well, don't be scared. Just
shoot your shot. See what happened.
Speaker 2 (34:53):
Well, if someone who did not let the one get
away take it from me, that's right.
Speaker 4 (34:58):
The top answers were Be more confident, try not to
care what other people think. Don't let opportunities pass you by.
Speaker 2 (35:05):
Best and Apple, what are we going back? Yeah? Yeah,
bet on the Patriots six different times.
Speaker 4 (35:11):
Take more photos, always be there for your friends, take risks,
relax and enjoy the ride. And then to Eddie's point
of saving money, save ten percent of your wages every month.
Speaker 3 (35:20):
Oh I wish how good? Oh I could have easily? Yeah,
but I blew it. I went to the bars all
the time.
Speaker 2 (35:27):
Regardless of what we have, we always live within our means.
Sometimes you can live above, but rarely do we ever
live like below our means. Yeah, but we can because
other people are and we have at times live below
what we're making now. So yeah, I hear you, all right?
What else?
Speaker 4 (35:45):
One more that I want to mention is spend more
time with your parents.
Speaker 2 (35:48):
I would say, drink more like, don't get ibs, and
I would give myself tips and I would say, because
if you do, what's gonna happen? If you're gonna strain
and it's gonna rip your BH and it's gonna hurt
for months and years. Is that on that list?
Speaker 4 (36:00):
I don't see that year?
Speaker 2 (36:01):
Okay? What else?
Speaker 4 (36:03):
Shye Mooney from Dana Jay thinks that a hotel once
gave him Shacks dry cleaning by mistake because their names
are similar.
Speaker 2 (36:10):
Hilarious. Why is his shirt so big? Shake?
Speaker 4 (36:13):
That's exactly what he got, like the drag?
Speaker 2 (36:15):
Why is his Lakers jersey number thirty four that says
O'Neil on the back of it so large?
Speaker 4 (36:21):
Yeah, he thought he was getting back this black shirt
of his that he was having dry cleaned, but it
was really a pair of large black boxer shorts. That's
how big the shorts were. And then looking at the
tag as like s h A and he was like,
maybe they thought I was Shack.
Speaker 2 (36:38):
That's funny. I know one time Shaq got mad at
me because I said, if I were standing at a
urinal and he was next to me, I would look down.
Shack got matter you want a podcast and like let
me have it? And I was like it's for science. Yeah,
I'd be curious. I think anyone would do that. No,
of course, come on, no, you don't want to admit it.
They want to admit it. Then shackman up was like
this guy great, No, I'm not I would if I
(37:00):
were like Edie your lunchbox, I wouldn't care. That's their
normal sized. And what do you mean you don't know
that now? I'm talking about generally, like I would have
be curious. Basically it's seven foot or mini me. I
think you passed away and if you were doing I
would look too, just because I'm curious.
Speaker 4 (37:13):
Anyway, I'm that's my file.
Speaker 2 (37:17):
That was Amy's pile of stories. It's time for the
good news.
Speaker 1 (37:21):
How lunchbox.
Speaker 5 (37:26):
There was a nice husband in Maryland that decided to
get his wife a gift. He wouldn't have any luck
on the lottery. So he said, Hey, I'm gonna go
buy you some scratch off. She's cooking dinner. He comes home. Here,
he goes, here, you go, he goes, huh, let me
take a break from cooking, starts scratching.
Speaker 2 (37:43):
And she thought she won five thousand dollars. Yeah, no, no, no,
she forgot that zero fifty dollars. So my question to
you is this, I want to know what drives you crazy.
That it's not you, but let's remove that. Yeah. Two,
if he's unlucky and scratching, it's like, I want you
to scratch because I've been unlucky. And then she scratches
(38:05):
and wins. Was that ticket gonna lose how he scratched it,
probably it'd lost, same exact ticket, same ticket. And your
belief is because she scratched it, it changed underneath their.
Speaker 5 (38:19):
Yes, it's like it's something with the numbers getting mixed
up or jumbled. But when you scratch, if you're having
that made no sense what you're talking about.
Speaker 2 (38:29):
The numbers change.
Speaker 5 (38:30):
No, they don't change, but they do they have technology
in those lottery tickets.
Speaker 2 (38:35):
Oh they don't. They're paper. They are not paper.
Speaker 4 (38:37):
He's joking. I can't I can't tell.
Speaker 2 (38:40):
Is it technology or is it like vibes? It's the
technology can feel your vibes. Oh that's what hey, I
read about this with COVID. That's what I'm saying. It
messes with your head with him? Oh got it?
Speaker 1 (38:51):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (38:51):
So you think had he continue to scratch with his
bad luck, he wouldn't have won. He wouldn't have won.
But because he gave it to her and it was
new luck, she won. That's because of her new luck,
her new luck goode vibes.
Speaker 5 (39:00):
Technology could sense it on the lottery ticket put the
winning number.
Speaker 4 (39:03):
So all these years, the technology is sensing your bad vibes.
Speaker 5 (39:06):
They're messing with me, yes, But one day they're gonna say,
you know what, this guy deserves it because they're gonna
be able to tell. I've been buying lottery tickets for years.
You think it tells, it knows how to tell. Yes, Okay,
all right, Well they won fifty thousand bucks. It's pretty good,
and they're gonna buy a new house. Not bad, not
bad for sure. Probably put it down payment on the house. No,
that's a down payment. I don't think they're gonna pay cash.
Speaker 2 (39:28):
I didn't know what they were doing all right, great story.
That is what it's all about. That was telling me
something good.