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April 12, 2023 75 mins

Bobby shares a big announcement about something he's doing for the first time tomorrow on the show! Hear what it is and why you don't want to miss it! Then, find out why the show prank calls Lady A's request line. Plus, hear why Lunchbox's wife is worried about his car, but he thinks she's overreacting!

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Welcome to Wednesday show. More in studio morning, let's go
around the room. I'm starting to think lunchboxes wearing off
on him because now we wear sweatpants to work, like
he's going to the gym. Here he is eddie everybody.

(00:22):
That's funny. Hey, guys, I've never ever liked jelly beans
my entire life. People are like, oh, you want a
jelly beans? No, not even like red ones or yellow ones,
none of them. Because I hit the black ones, the
licorice ones. Oh yeah, I can do red and green, yellow. No,
they were all gross to me. I mean I would
look at and be like, oh, they're colorful. Maybe that
tastes really sweet. I would chew in it. I'm like,
there's no taste to it. But I had one over

(00:44):
the Easter holiday and I was like, huh, I gave
it a second chance. I like jelly beans. I eat
like ten of them. I'm like, these are really really good.
Maybe I'm maturing, my palette is getting more mature. But
all of a sudden, I like jelly beans. Wow. I
think that's an old age thing, is it? Well? And
then also, you haven't had starburst jelly beans every because

(01:05):
that was my gateway. I think this was a Starburst
jelly bean. Yeah, it's my gateway. So is that different
than all the other jelly beans? Yes, yeah, yeah, But
I appreciate a good jelly being talked like no, like
nobody else but the Bobby Bones Show talks about something
bore that one. Thanks, guys, you're walking home. This next

(01:26):
guy shows us what buying stocks and acting have in common.
He's not good at either. One. Her is lunchbox, everybody.
I'm back. I'm back, guys. I was on the road
the other night driving in the truck in front of
me is all over the road swerving and not even swerving,
more like drifting, and I had to call nine one one.

(01:47):
Picked up the phone and I said nine one one,
come on. And first of all, I got put on
hold when I called nine one one immediately or after
you said what it was immediately. It's like, please hold
on and we will answer your call when the next
person is available. Up up this guy again, train gets you.

(02:08):
They said, it will just take longer for your emergency
to be answered if you hang up, And I'm like,
I was on hold for like a minute, minute and
a half. I felt like and then they would play
me tones for the hearing impaired. I mean, I was like,
all right, guys. So then I get on the call
with the lady and she's like, nine one one, what's
your emergency. I was like, ma'am, I'm driving and there
is a drug driver all over the road, I mean,
swerving lane to lane, exit coming up, not gonna take

(02:31):
that sit last second, Oh take the exit. And then
we're going up to exit and it's like a roundabout,
you know the loop de loo ones where you go
up and around, and he's gonna go and he just
keeps going straight. Two tires into the grass and the
squars back onto the road man and I am going
play by play for nine one one, and she's like, okay, cool,
I'll let her officers knows. Thanks for calling. Like she

(02:52):
was like annoyed with me. Never send a cop. No
one ever pulled him over. He followed him? How long
he was driving the same direction I was driving? I
followed him brib about seven minutes. It's a significant amount
of time to follow. Are you sure because you always
follow You just said he's driving the same direction. The
lady even asked me to go, sir, are you following him?
I said, now this is the way I go home.

(03:12):
I may I may have taken an exit to keep following,
and I may have gone like a different direction once
we exited to follow, But yes I did follow for
seven minutes. I mean just swerving all over. I mean right. Also,
tell him exactly where you are, exactly where they never came,
never came. Why don't you no citizens? No? No, he should?

(03:33):
You want to be a hero, make the new You know,
this is when it's nine forty five at night and
people get crazy. You know what I'm saying. I ain't
doing that. Not doing that, I'll pull someone over. But
you want to make the new citizen's rest Virgiliana Justice. Oh,
I mean like the person would he would stop at
a red light, and then when the red light would
turn green, he would immediately go and start swerving in
another lane. Yeah, that is scary. I mean the two

(03:54):
tires going on the grass. I would back that. You
set us all over about it being about you. I'm
back then about a drunk driver. No, no, it was
a drunk driver. But so then I'm like, do they
really want you to call when there's a drunk driver?
Like you should? I think you made the right call there,
but she seemed to know. She was like, Okay, I'm
sure they sent someone out, but yeah, you're right, there
could have been a lot of time in the middle
of them getting to where he was. I don't know.

(04:17):
You see cops all the time on the road, and
then this, it's just like there's no one to be seen.
I'm very sorry that. I'm sorry he was drunk driving,
But I think what you want to hear is, I'm
very sorry that your nine one one call wasn't appreciated
like you hope it was. Boat. I wish they would
have got him, got it, and I wish I'd have
been appreciated and back, and my kids were asking me
about why are you calling the cops, like, oh, he
might be sick. You were following him with your kids

(04:37):
in the car. Yeah, you're following a drunk driver with
your kids in there. No, no, but I was way back,
two hundred yards back. Moving on her water bill is
still really high and sometimes she likes to let out
a good scream and have a good cry. Here she
is Amy. So not too long ago, I talked about
how I used to go maybe see a hip specialist
from my tailbone but now I know I I'm normal.

(05:00):
Everything's fine. I saw a chiropractor, and coincidentally I didn't
see him for the tailbone, seeing him for some other things.
But then I brought up my tailbone and he felt
it and told me that I was normal. But you
have a tail? How's that normal? But you miss what
he said at the end. He said, you're normal for
an order. An order have tails. So he said nothing

(05:24):
except you're normal. He didn't said I have seen this plenty.
There's he I said, well, some people said it could
be a cyst, and I don't want to have to
have surgery. And he felt it. He goes, oh no,
this is definitely bone. This is bone. It's not a cyst.
So we're good there. I so you have a tail.
He just doesn't want to make you feel bad. It's
not a cist. It's a bone tail. Oh my gosh.
I need to get him on the phone. He was

(05:44):
very clear that I was normal. It's who felt it.
I did. Is it normal? I've never felt anything? Okay,
he was nice. I'm sure, but what is normal? I
mean exactly? Is normal? Normal? Yeah? We normal? Act like
all right? Ray go ahead from Mountain Pine Arkansas. He
loved the movie Air and he went to the theater,

(06:06):
which is rare, Bobby, thank you very much. And I
was gonna mention this too, that one of the previews
in Air was for a movie called Big George Foreman,
which is about George Foreman's life. He was a big boxer.
He was a good boxer when he was young. He
went to be a preacher for a long time and
then came back in his forties, like late forties. And
here's the grill too. The girls way later, but that's

(06:27):
the same guy. That's what my wife said, the guy
with the grills. And I was like, yeah, but then
he became world champion, like late forties fifty. Like, so
Big George Foreman is a movie. I was gonna talk
about that. It's just coincidence, ray head, that is the
set up there. And then I was gonn talking about
this movie because Eddie brought up Bob Dylan in this
segment maybe a couple of weeks ago. Yeah, there's a
really poor Bob Dylan song on because I like some

(06:47):
of Bob Dylan, and I was like, oh, this is garbage,
and Eddie loves Bob Dylan, but I did see that
Timothy Shalloway is gonna do a Bob Dylan biopick or
he kind of looks like him anyway, a much better
looking that Timbo Shaliman is a pretty good looking kid.
But he's gonna sing his own songs and it's going
to be Bob Dylan and the American music scene. And
I think it's Bob Dylan, somebody that unless you're into

(07:10):
him now, you really don't understand what he meant to
songwriting and culture back then. Yeah, maybe one of the
most underappreciated culture creators in the twentieth century. Absolutely, he
was a poet, protester, Yeah, he was all of that.
But Timothy Shallamay is gonna play him, and he looks
just like him. This worries me a little bit though,
because when they do biopics like that's pretty close to

(07:32):
the like the end have they done any where people
are alive? I think George Foreman is still alive, rocket
Man John Okay, that makes me feel better, pretty healthy.
But I just think of like Johnny Cash and Ray
like they were already dead. La bamba, he'd been dead,
he'd been that, that was what he was. That happened
quickly in his career. Yeah, yeah, plane crash and you terrible. Yeah,

(07:56):
Bob Dylan's eighty one years old, but Timothy Shallamay will
play him. Big George Foreman's coming out and yes, Air
I give it five out of five Jordan ones to
go see it, but I don't want to say, go
see anything. Kind of a miserable experience. Thank you. Let's
get started with today's show. Let's open up the mailbage

(08:17):
something we call helloo who whoa Bobby Bones. My roommate
is one of those I don't trust doctors type of
the people. And yet he's always got something wrong with him.
It's an illness or a rash or whatever. Here's the
messed up thing. He believes everything he reads on the internet.
The other morning he brought coconut oil in because he

(08:38):
read it would make his jocketch go away. Literally, I'm
sitting on the couch and I see him grab a
handful of stuff and shove it down his pants. When
I say go see a doctor, he acts like I've
just told him to light a newspaper on fire and
then shoving his pants. Anyway, to the point, how do
you talk to someone who's unreasonable and won't listen even
when it's in their best interest. I have to live
with the guy, after all, How do I get him

(08:59):
to the doctor instead of him just always using the
internet signed annoyed by our roommates WebMD degree. My first
thing would be like, well, this really isn't your problem. Yeah,
but if he lives with him, it becomes a problem
because he won't shut up. Yeah. I mean, I just
feel like the cocon oil might help. Okay, Okay, I

(09:20):
mean I don't know how you get an adult person
to go to the doctor. He's gonna go when he's
ready to go, if he wants to go. Okay, So
here's the situation. Number one, he needs a shower. The
first way to get rid of joctra. It is a shower,
Is that right? Yes? Secondly, yes, there are different things
for feet for your stuff. It ain't coconut oil you
sell with some chemicals. Here's all I say. Though, you

(09:42):
have to get somebody to tell him that that he trusts.
You're never gonna convince him, So you gotta have somebody
pass that along that he values their opinion on stuff,
because he ain't gonna believe anybody. You're seeing this now,
he don't believe you. You don't believe doctors. But you
gotta have somebody his dad, if he has a dad,
is he meant whomever it is, you got to get

(10:02):
to them and he's got to tell him otherwise he
ain't doing it. People that are hard headed only listen
to a few people. I'm wanted them. I'll listen to
me people to my detriment most of the time. But
you've got a few people that I will listen to
if they're like I believe this. I'm like, hmm, okay,
I see what you're saying. And everybody's like this in
that too, but you didn't say it. This person did.
The way to get to somebody is through somebody they trust,

(10:24):
and we'll allow to get to them. It doesn't just
have to be the situation wa it can be anything anything.
I know. Yeah, now that you say that, that is
a good point, and it's really annoying not about you
at about me. No, actually it's not about you at all.
But that is good advice because that's how I had
that happened to me recently where I literally something came
around where it was like, okay, I think this should

(10:45):
be the plan, and I said, I just said that
six months ago. Six months I wouldn't feel like this
to me too. I don't know why. No, it's not you.
If you if you can get to the person that
has the ear of the person, it's better than actually
getting to the person because the person this doesn't have
to be jockey boy here, this's gonna be something else.
The person's got a hundred thous people coming out of
them all the time. And I'm just talking about me
for example, Like you, it's hard. But if you see

(11:08):
me and you're like, hey, dude, I might forget it
in ten minutes because something else. However, if for somehow
you can get to Mike d and then he like
believes in it. Mike d has my ear all the time.
If Mike Dy says something, I'm like, oh, that's a
good point. I didn't think about that. That's how we
do it. You go to mid or my wife. You know,
that's another way. So but you have to don't worry

(11:29):
back to get into the person. Try to get to
the person that the person trusts, and that's here. That's it, yes,
because that that's it. That's how it's been. The annoying
part is, yeah, when the person comes back to you
and says, oh, yeah, well I was always a dinner
with so and so and they told me this, and
so I think that's what we should do. I'm like,
why do you want to credit? I thought you wanted
the results, but just frustrating, like why why would I

(11:50):
say it? It means nothing, nothing, It means nothing that
you say it. It's just the person. This isn't you?
Why that's it? Close? The mail bag were air and
I was abounding to close. Bobby yea on the phone
right now, Let's talk to David and Louisiana. David, what's

(12:11):
going on? Buddy? Hey? So, um, it was crazy. I
was listening. I was listening to guys every morning and
uh we uh, I'm taking a flight to Hawaii and
uh I had a like fear of flying. It's probably
the longest flight I've ever taking, only taking like maybe
I don't know bomb six of my whole life or whatever,
and they're very short. Some wife's like, I don't know
this man s a guy trying to call Bobby Bones
because you know he's a doctor. Maybe you can like

(12:31):
give you some therapy and give you some advice. I
helped you through uh, you know what's going on with
all the anxiety. More so, I'm someone who also hates
flying and relates to your story. And I phone to Hawaii.
I think three times American Ottawood fly us out there?
Who wants? I got sick? I got like food poisoning
on a flight to Hawaii. Oh that's long. It is

(12:52):
a brutally long flight with like nausea, vomiting, indigestion. It
sounds like a pepto commercial. But remember going into the
bathroom and as I'm so sick and I'm throwing up,
I'm also cleaning the bathroom because I know I'm gonna
be in there a long time. So I'm taking soap,
putting it on the paper towel, making it wet, and
then scrubbing everything on the floor on the toilet, just

(13:13):
because i know I'm gonna be in there for a
long time. And I read and I go out to
the flight attendant and I'm like, I'm so sick. Can
you just make sure nobody comes in here? And she's like,
all good that multiple bathrooms, just a long flight. But
other than that one miserable story, those flights are always
tough for me because all the water, because you're like,
what if we go, this plane goes down, there's all

(13:34):
this water, no one's gonna get eaten by sharks, or
there's nowhere to land it in case there is a problem.
And I know I'm freaking you out. I'm more, David,
but I'm telling you, I'm telling you what I deal with.
I'm like, look at all that blue you're telling me,
and all that blue, nothing's gonna go wrong. And if
we have to land for some reason and all that blue,
what do we do. Well, what they do is they
try to turn around if they're less than halfway, or
if they're more they continue going, or they do a

(13:56):
water landing. But here's what I'm gonna come in David
and say you're cool, is that I've never been in
one of those where there's been an issue. I've fallen
over a lot of water a lot of times, never
had an issue. I've not even heard of a single
plane at least an American incident flying from the States
to Hawaii where there's been something like that. Come on,
I never And I'm sure if you google and look

(14:17):
hard enough, there's something. But you're talking about thousands and
thousands and thousands and thousands. What if someone said to you, David, today,
you're gonna have a one and ten thousand shot of
getting hit by a car, But if you don't get
hit by a car, we're gonna give you five hundred bucks.
Would you take that one and ten thousand shot. I'm
a big one spot sane. I might take the money. Yeah, exactly,

(14:38):
one to ten thousand. You're probably not gonna lose. It's
even greater odds than that to fly over to Hawaii.
So just do the math game. Whenever your brain's telling
you all these things that aren't real, it's you reacting emotionally.
I do the same thing. I think of all the
worst case scenarios. What I have to do is present
myself with the real life data. And the real life
data is that's gonna happen to the plane, that thing,
that plane in and out all day every day, nothing
ever happens, And when you get there it's worth it.

(15:00):
Ill how baby? And then it's amazing And then but
then you're gonna fly back. Well that's what I've heard too.
It's helpful. It is thinking what are you excited to
go for? And focus on that. Don't look out the
window especially over the water. I don't even though you
can't see anything, I don't want to see all the
water down there. Here you go. Three tips. Number one,
just research how many planes have went down between America

(15:22):
and Hawaii. The answer is gonna be almost none. And
with the hundreds of thousands that have done it millions,
the odds are you're good. Just do a math there. Secondly,
don't look out at the water. Once you get out
of land. I don't we go down. I don't put
the window back up until we get to where I
can see some sort of land. That's two. And then three,
you're about to be in Hawaii, and just know that, yeah,
it's gonna suck for a few hours, but who cares

(15:43):
all that few hours of just being like, oh my,
it's miserable, It's gonna be worth it once you land.
They do this every day a hundred times. I have
no idea how they get that heavy piece of machinery
over in the air, no clue. Everybody tells me we're cool, though.
Trust science. You probably trust science and other parts of
your life. Trust science. With the flight, you got, a buddy,
it's gonna stink. I can't talk you out of you
feeling all of your emotions, but I can't tell you

(16:05):
it's gonna be worth it and go for it and
don't think about it too much. Okay, you got it. Man.
I appreciate you guys. A look, you have a great day.
Talk to you soon. I love you guys. Yeah, thanks man.
I hate flying too. Oh but it sucks up. Water sucks.
I look at that map and it's all water online.
Are we gonna do? No? Water? Are we gonna do?
I take extra floaty just in case my bag blow
them up. I have to. All right, that's what's up.

(16:25):
Thank you David for calling me. It's time for the
good news. This woman, Michelle, decided to run of the
river Bridge Run and Charleston, South Carolina with her daughters.
Quality time thing, go out, have a good time, except
for well, they crossed the finish line and then she realized,

(16:45):
oh shoot, when they went to great lunch, I don't
I don't have my ID card, my bank card, cash,
what like, all the things gone. So she thought, well, yeah,
she lost them on the run somewhere, and she decided
I did that. She was just going to go home
and stay there the rest of the weekend. Depressed, her.
I felt that they decided to stay low and then

(17:07):
all of a sudden, knock, knock, knock, there's someone at
the door, and she goes and it's this guy, Leon Sanders. Well,
he found the ID, the bank card, the cash, and
he was not going to give up until he returned
it to her. And she said that, you know, she
could get a new ID card, she could get a
new credit card, bank card, you know, she could replace
the cash somehow work for it. But she said, what

(17:28):
really was special was that his kindness and when he
showed up and he took the extra effort to get
it to her, and that is not replaceable. Leon Sander.
They call him frime time Leon Sanders. That's right, that's funny.
I get it, Dion Sanders, because he's time times. Rime
Time is Leon Sands. Is good, all right, guy, that's
what it's all about. Right there. That was tell me

(17:49):
something good. That's a bbl oh, Brazilian butt lifts. Guys
are getting Brazilian butt lifts. What's okay? But what is it? What?
I don't know, So let me check it out. Google
some girls he's on the work. Here's the clip of
them asking me, I'm sorry. One point three million minute

(18:11):
America are getting bbl's LiPo and abin plants. One point
three million. They're calling it a daddy do over? What
do they call? Got it? Daddy do called a daddy
do over because so many men are getting plastic surgeries
now inserted like like a plants, like a Brazilian butt left,

(18:32):
removes excess fat from one area of the body and
injects into the butt. Why would a guy want to
have a big butt? Well, I don't have a butt
at all, so I'll take a little butt. But that's okay.
There we go. What do you mean? No, no, no,
no no no, Like people have mentioned on flat button,
but that's okay. I'd like a little little plumpy there.
But it's okay that you don't have a butt. You're
not look too for your butt. I get it. You

(18:54):
would have surgery to get a little plumpy. I'm just
saying if you say, hey, if you said Eddie, like
happy birthday, I want to give you a surgery, you
would go if I paid for it, you get a
Brazilian butt plump up. How much does that cost? Oh
my gosh, I will call today. Yes, please do because
this might be sometime willing to splur John going down, dude,
I'll take it, lunch box. If you're doing BBL Google image,
you have to look at men, because that's what we're

(19:15):
talking about. He's got women. The average costs for Brazilian buttlet,
Eddie may not be doing too much. I'll call, I'll
find it. We can get guys, can I'll find out
you can get butt implants though the average price for
butt implants is five thousand, two hundred and eighty bucks.
Brazilian buttlet, according to this, is forty eight hundred dollars.
Who that's pricey. That ain't something I'm willing to throw

(19:37):
down forty eight hundred. We could go fund me and
people would pay for this, like we would do this
and listeners would get behind it, and edyone had to
get a Brazilian butler ever cared about my butt? Well,
because you have a pretty good butt. I'm just sailing.
I don't have a butt at all. But you know
we're together all the time. You know you booking his butt.

(19:59):
We were we work out three times away together. Does
it mean he has to look at your butts? We
don't have me finish in the nude. Yeah, what's your
favorite pair of pants on him? There have been a
silent surge of male plastic surgeries over the past twenty years,
and what some people are saying it's a daddy do
over trend. But of all of these bbl's, LiPo and

(20:20):
abin plants, I guess I wouldn't want abin plants. What
does that dude just give you six packs? I just
draw this. You just draw that with a marker. Every
day cares about that. But LiPo doesn't that suck out
and show your abs. Yeah, so that's probably what they're getting.
At the same time, I would assume my guy, do
you take all these pictures down of guy's m G strinks?

(20:41):
He's pulled up, he's showing me what it is, and
it's just all these dudes and g strinks and it's
the doctor pages. But I'm good, I'm good on all that.
Holy I guess I was working out so hard I
still couldn't lose my stomach fat. I was two eighty four,
now I'm two twenty. I take them ember where I go.
I don't know it. I don't know take what. There's
not a lot of face stuff on this. I thought

(21:03):
there would be more face stuff like jaw line. You
have to break a jaw to do that. I would
love a jaw line, all right, as how much of
that is let's box jaw line. We turn Eddy into
like a Mexican kin, Mexican kind. This guy, Brian Johnson's
forty five years old. He's an anti aging mogul. He
says he has invented this thing that basically in thirty minutes,

(21:27):
it'll make it feel like you've done twenty thousand set ups,
like your body not be so exhausted, like to die,
but it makes your body feel like it's done that
much works. It's a device is part of an anti
aging protocol. In the video he posted, a shirtless Johnson
was filmed strapping himself and his mid section right to
the device, which appears to stimulate the core muscles and
put it on its highest setting. He's what it feels

(21:48):
like is that it pulls your entire stomach out and
then rips it out. He removes the device to reveal
a stomach muscles and to out the latest progress. He's
a software developer who's very very rich. He sold something
to eBay for eight hundred million bucks and now his
whole goal is biohacking. So he spends two million dollars
a year his thirty dollars doctors, medical experts, and they're

(22:11):
trying to figure out how to reverse the body's aging process.
But on him. He claims his philosophy, which includes his
very strict diet, a rigorous extraally schedule, and rigid sleep routine,
have given him the heart of a thirty seven year old,
the skin of a twenty eight year old, in the
fitness of an eighteen year old. Yeah, but he doesn't
look young. Well, let me see a picture of this
guy here, check him out. He doesn't. He looks old.
Ryan Johnson, Well, that's the lead singer of a CDC's

(22:34):
didn't know that's angus? Wait, how Oh he looks like
a vampire. Right right, that's what I'm saying, Like, he
looks like an old dude that's trying to look young. Yeah,
can you show me another picture of Mike. I don't
want to judge him off one picture, but yeah, you're right,
and I judged him off one picture. Obviously I didn't
look it more. He definitely doesn't look Did you like
his butt, Eddie? Nah, it didn't shows. But oh, he's ripped,

(23:00):
but he looks like a vampire, like he's so pale.
I guess you want to stay out of the sun too,
can you? What's his real age again? And he has
that weird hair lenk where it's like he doesn't want
it long, but he doesn't want it short. It's like
kind of in that middle purgatory ground where it's like, bro,
you gotta do something. You gotta go one way or
the other. I don't just leave it that link, that's

(23:20):
the bad link. But he's got to sit up. Machine.
Remember where you go to the gym as kids? If
we ever want to the why? I would go to
the y every once in a while, Like my aunt
had a membership and they would put this. You had
the strap you put on your butt and you push
the button and the sake. Yeah, my neighbor had one.
Well is that ever supposed to do? I don't know.
I think whatever did it, didn't do? I don't know

(23:42):
If they say, did you stand there and shake it?
It was burning fat pile of stories. There's a guy
in Texas. His name is Scott and apples find my iPhone.
App is sending people to his house because they you know,

(24:03):
they've lost their phone and somehow his home keeps popping
up for people I would check whomember Scott used to date.
And if they work at Apple, they've programmed people to
go to his house and bother him over and over again. Hilarious.
That will be hilarious if like Scott's jilted lover works
at Apple and keeps sending everybody to his house, what
do they say is the problem? I mean, people are
showing up and they're angry because they think he must
have stolen their phone or something Apple. He's reached out

(24:25):
to them. They're trying to figure out what's going on,
but they don't really know dat thoughts like getting the
news involved. He's trying to get the word out there
so we can get some help. But here's some audio
of an angry person that showed up. This is from
his ring camera. Had to wake up and go answer
the door and explain to them that I don't have
their device and people don't tend to believe you. Well,

(24:45):
you may want to come talk to me before they
come here. There's plenty of irrational people in the world
that if they're angry, if they're drunk, if they have
had a rough night and they lost their phone and
thought it was stolen. That's my biggest concern, someone coming
to the house, potentially with a weapon. Yeah, that's what's
scary you two young kids, is that somebody's upset. And
if that upset person happens to not be of sound

(25:06):
mind or just angry, it ain't going a good Poor Scott.
Justice for Scott. Yeah, yeah, all right. What else? Well,
sometimes you don't get good sleep, and so I have
how you can kind of undo that for yourself, How
you can undo bad sleep the negative effects time machine. No,
maybe try to schedule some exercise for that morning that

(25:26):
you get bad sleep. No, because I've been fighting going
back to sleep and I don't want to waste time
that could fall back to sleep. Going to exercise, Well,
it says here is probably the last thing you're gonna
want to do, but it will definitely help. So maybe
just get up and do like a five minute dance.
Not coming into this place. Do you ever do morning dances? No?
What in the world? No? Okay, no, right, do not

(25:48):
take a nap. You're gonna be tempted, You're gonna want
to do it. But if you can avoid it, I
would say I take a napa something later to do
that evening and I've gotten no sleep and have to
go perform or something. It's the opery or wherever. I
will grab a nap because I've got to be focused
at like seven pm. But yes, naps keep me up
that night and keep me in a bad cycle. You
also need to avoid sugary carbs. You're likely going to

(26:09):
be craving this we love, we love sugary carbs. Love
either two. But it's just saying if you want to
undo the effects of the negative sleep. Although I've had
no sugar or carbs except for the one half piece
of birthday cake in a month and a half, good
for you, man, So I really really chopped that out.
As far as like the bat, I love it. I
need more. Any pop tarts I need, I need it all.
Don't be tempted to perk yourself up with coffee, like

(26:32):
extra excess or more coffee. But I love coffee. I'll
drink it up and then break the worry cycle. They
say that's actually what makes you feel worse, is worrying
about how you didn't get sleep. No, but it makes
you feel worse than not getting sleep and feel like crap? Yeah?
What else? I have the five debut albums that change
country music in at five Wide Open Spaces by the Chicks. Yeah,

(26:53):
of course, it's all more records than all other country
groups combined in nineteen ninety Yeah, and change all the
music for twenty years after that. Yeah? What else? Storms
of Life by Randy Travis in eighty six. I mean,
I know it, but I don't know how revolutionary it
was because I was a teeny tide. They say it
revived the classic country sounds. Got it? Nineteen eighty four?

(27:14):
Why not? Me by the jug had four number one
hits on it. Then at number two Connie Smith, Oh yeah,
I know, Connie Guy is awesome. But again I don't
understand the significance of the time because I wasn't there.
I just know how good the music is and how
good it was. This is nineteen sixty five, and Once
a Day was the first country debut single by a

(27:36):
woman to hit number one. Okay, so it's significant there.
And then at number one Johnny Cash with its hot
never heard of him, its hot and blue guitar. I
don't know. This guy must be a new artist. That's
pretty good though, That is pretty good. I think this
sounds only gonna make it. Guess yeah, I maybe that's
my pile. You guys can spend more time in the sunshine,
so we're talking about the weather being better. Less time

(27:58):
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(29:05):
taken in to the Bayou Animal Shelter in Dickinson, Texas,
and they're like, we don't know what's wrong with it,
but the puppy will not walk. So there was some
sort of unknown condition and the puppy could only kind
of drag himself. Again, only three months old. So they
get up, they go, okay, this is Dozier. They put
them online. They say, maybe want to adopt him, anybey

(29:26):
want to help him. So people just started sending them
money and so they got about a thousand bucks for
a puppy wheelchair. I wonder if you grow out of
a puppy wheelchair and you have to get like a
middle dog and then an old dog wheelchair, or can
you just like expand it. I would be the way
they should make those expanding wheelchairs. But yes, but Dozier
you know, able to walk around on the wheelchair learn

(29:48):
pretty quickly. They don't know if he's gonna make a
full recovery, but with the wheelchair, he is able to
move around, and they're just grateful for the support of
the community. You know, my dog's been doing water treadmilling.
Have you seen the video on his account? No, if
you follow Stanley, I don't think so. Yeah, mister Stanley,
need to do that right now. He only has one
more therapy session and who knew dogs at therapy. But

(30:08):
he's he gets on a water treadmill and the water's
like up to like his chest and he's got two
torn acls that have been repaired, and he just walks
in the treadmill in the water. He's working hard, he is,
And you're like, how do you get a dog walking
on a treadmill? Well, you put him in the water
and you put him in a box. And they have
no choice because when the treadmill goes, they gotta go
with it. Interested But he's like this sucks while he's
doing it. But shout out to everybody who stepped in

(30:30):
and helped Dozer. I mean, you gave the dog a shot,
and I bet you somebody adopts him now and I
love stories about that because that is what it's all about.
That was tell me something good. Here's Chloe from Louisiana.
I have a morning corny. What happens when you fight
a dinosaur? You get Jurassic? I like that Jurassic. That's funny.

(30:56):
That's good. Okay, let's go to Amy's. Here you go,
morning corny. What do you call a fish wearing a
bow tie? What do you call a fish wearing a
bow tie? See that one? That was the morning corny.

(31:18):
Go that first one we did? Should we were still
on delight? We do? You want to beat that out?
Or no? I think it will just just to be safe. Okay,
I'll tell you what we'll do. We're gonna beat it out.
Go to the podcast and listen to it. We'll put
it up. No, it wasn't bad, but I don't think
it was bad. It wasn't. But but the way she said, so,
we beaped it out. We just beat it out. It's
better safe and sorry. You're right. We beaped it out.

(31:38):
So if you heard a beat there, go to the
podcast and listen to it. That way you can hear it.
The podcast loads up after the show, just go search
for it at Bobby Bones dot com. I wonder if
this is someone's cell phone, because I have the lady
A Request Line number, and you call and you leave
a message, and then you request a song in the
lady A on their tour plays the song. Apparently that's awesome.
It sounds pretty good to me. Everybody's gonna be like,

(32:00):
play need you now? They're playing that anyway, play I run?
Do you already had it on the list? I'm gonna
give a few things it wasn't on the list. Curveball, Yeah,
let's just see a lady A is a man or
a woman of their word, having a male and female
leads singer. It's kind of a tough one. Okay, let
me type it in here. I don't want to say
the number cas is the wrong number. But let's see

(32:23):
call speaker go. Thanks for colin the lady A Request Line.
What do you want to hear us play on our
tour this year? Just the Kiss, any of the Deep Cups,
Hello World, Fleetwood, Matt Covers, any cover souls. Leave a
message after the Deep with what you want to hear
and let us know which show you're coming to and

(32:45):
we'll start crafting it. To press one to leave a message,
press too to opt in to get update. Did they
have a Nashville show? Yeah, on Friday, this Friday, This Friday. Okay,
come on one, Please leave a short message press pound
when you are done. Hello, this is Bobby Bones. I'll
be at the Nashville show. A couple of requests I have,
actually five. I'd like to hear Mombo number five from

(33:07):
lou Bega and I think that would be great. I
think the crowd would love Mombo number five. We just
haven't heard hits like that in a long time. I
would like to hear Lint Biscuit Nookie come on. And
I'd really like to hear Hillary do the fred Durst
like to really take the lead on this one. There's
a song from D four L called Laughy Taffy. He
goes shake that laughy taffy, Shake that laughy taffy. I'd

(33:27):
like to hear that at some point, maybe in the
second half of the set, because people here back. Thanks
for Colin the lady a request. Please leave a short
message past pound when you were done. I was really
cut off. I think Charles cut me off there when

(33:47):
I was leaving that last message, I'd like to hear
Rebecca Black Friday, since the show is gonna be on
a Friday, Na, Yeah, and if you want to start
with that, that would be cool because then everybody will
know what's Friday. We might have forgotten it's a concert
at night, so we could be Friday, it could be Saturday.
But Rebecca Rebecca Black Friday would be cool. And then
if you have time to fit it in, we'd like
to hear Hobby Lobby Bobby about the raging idiots. It's
a real crowd pleaser for us, and so that would

(34:08):
be super cool. Chumbawamba. Yeah, I get knocked down and
then they go pissing the night away. Thanks were calling back.
I guess do you want to hear it play this year?
Just a kid, Please leave a short message. I've been

(34:30):
cut off twice so far. As Bobby Bones again. Um,
do you guys know any the Wiggles because I don't,
but it'd be cool if you could play couple there
maybe some kids in all. That's pretty good. Baby Shark Yeah, oh,
a baby shark. That'd be awesome. Man. If you do
Baby Shark, I'm buy so much merch. That's gonna be
so cool anyway. We can't wait to see you guys,
and I think maybe a little I'm too Sexy And

(34:51):
all those songs that you listed up in the beginning
of this, don't play any of those. We don't request
any of those. We want for the record. Let Biscuit,
Nookie Mambo number five, lou Bega, hold on, I gotta
get there. You gotta get them the whole list, dude,
we're like in junior high again. Hold on, thanks for
the lady a request line? What please leave a short

(35:13):
message plust Pound when you were done, Charles, this is
your nanny. Will you call me back? Just kidding? Hey,
you gotta cut off D four all Laffy Taffy, Rebecca
Black Friday, Bobby Bones and raging Idiots, Hobby Lobby, Bobby Chumbawamba,
I Get knocked down, Cisco Thong song. Oh that's I mean.
I don't know, dude, I just thought about that. I

(35:33):
was a jam back in the day. And anything else
you guys want. What does a fox say? What does
that's a good one? A man know that one? Though?
Oh yeah, I can't sell last one anyway. I hope
you guys have a good tour. Thanks for leaving a
message back. Does someone actually listen to that? Yeah? Probably?
Did you hit the pound sign? No? What the pound sign? Do? Well?

(35:54):
They said, when you're done, hit the pound sign, but
you got cut off. I think the pound Let me
call back. It's a greatful you know. I hope it
didn't get deleted. Thanks for colin the lady a request line.
Oh my god, what do you want to hear us
play on our tour this year? Just a kiss? Any
of the deep cust Nope, Hello World, nope, Fleetwood mac
covers yep, an cover ye. Leave a message after the

(36:16):
beat what you want to hear and let us know
which show you're coming to and we'll start crafting a setlist.
Press want to leave a message? Please leave a short message,
press a pound when you were done. Okay, guys, I'm
gonna be honest. I just left a whole watch of
messages and I didn't push pound, so I'm not sure
if you got on the real quick Limp Biscuit, Nookie
Mambo number five, lou Vega dfo All, Affie Taffy rebeca
Black Friday Hobby, Lolly Bobby with the Ranging Idiots, Thong

(36:37):
song Cisco. Um, that's fine, pound, thanks for leaving him.
Oh god, thank got it. The lady a request. What
do you want to hear us play? Oh, please leave
a short message, press pound when you are done. I'm
on an endless loop. I can't get out. Every time

(36:59):
I hit pound, it sends me back to the beginning again.
Thank you, Thanks for leaving a message. Thank you, guys.
All right, well, I guess that's all that we're doing
here today. Okay, we're stupid. I do have a story
I want to get to in a few minutes about
a teacher who is fired. And I believe if teacher

(37:21):
does something stupid, they should be in trouble and they
should be at times fired. But what she did, I don't.
I don't know if it's grounds for firing. But we'll
get into it and i'll get you guys opinion in
a minute. Tomorrow, big Here on the show, we're actually
announcing the nominees for the ACM Awards for the very
first time. Most times they go to TV. Yeah, and
I guess they're like, we're done TV, We're going straight.

(37:43):
Well okay, yeah, yeah, yeah, So we're gonna announce it tomorrow. Um,
the ACMs, hosted by Dolly and Garth. It'll be on
Amazon Prime Video. It's a second year doing that. The
nominations do not exist yet. We will have the envelope steal.
They will not give us to them give them to
us early because they know we will probably look at
them and then text our friends and be like, you're

(38:04):
gonna get announce tomorrow. I get it. I wouldn't give
it to us either. But that's what's up. They're even
bring them over on like cock car, what are you serious.
That's that whole thing where they have legal reasons that
we can't see it. So we'll be opening up tomorrow
and we'll be revealing the nominations and pretty much all
the major categories Entertainer of the Year or male female.
That's that also means that the stars are going to

(38:26):
be listening. Some of the stars don't even know we exist.
They do our show about twice year and they're like, wait,
what Billy Jones, So that'd be tomorrow. We're pretty excited
about that. So we'll be announcing them at nine eastern,
eight Central in that situation, So tomorrow boom yes um,
speaking of and I don't know any of the nominations.

(38:48):
But every time this feels like the Entertainer of the
Year comes up, Chris Stapleton's usually in that mix, which
is kind of transitions, I mean to the segment. So
someone sent you a mean message about how you talk
about christ apples well, like they're a huge Chris Stapleton
fan and they're very annoyed at some clip we play.
It's a playback of an interview when he was on
you know, sometimes we sprinkle those throughout and people it

(39:10):
reminds him to go listen to it, and it's Chris
talking about how he was originally majoring to be an
engineer before music and then there's this big laughter and she,
I don't know. They sent me a note saying that
I'm laughing at Chris and I don't know the clip
at at like him, like him, Oh, you can't be
an engineer. You can only be a super successful songwriter

(39:30):
where you have to be super cerebral and think really
deep and said, right, and I'm not an engineer. I
don't recall ever laughing at Chris, but it's a female laughter,
and so I don't know. I just wanted to be
ali clip. Yeah, Okay, here is that clip. I've not
heard it either. Go ahead. Chris Stapleton was valedictorian of
his high school. So Bobby Bones asked Chris what was
his original goal in life. I went to school briefly

(39:54):
to be a biomedical engineer. Why is she laughing? Chris?
I don't know. I don't know. I don't think she
I don't know why she's laughed at him, But that's
what I did briefly. I like that. I don't know
why she's laughing either. Then I went to business school
for a minute. Clearly neither one of those things too.

(40:16):
That's not Amy, that's Morgan. Yeah, his wife, Now it
makes sense. Not Morgan, that's Morgan Stapleton. Okay, wow, see
and it makes and that's okay. If she laughed at
him his wife, right, But I think they just heard
a female laughter. They hear him say, you say, she,
why is she laughing? And then they assume it was

(40:37):
Do you think I would laugh like that or even
Amy would? Just right? And all I laughed at his
wife laughing like that? Yes, okay, Oh, if you glad
we cleared the air on that. I was gonna feel
really bad because I was, like, I do not remember
this message him back. I would why sometimes goes, why
do you argue with people? Yeah, people will send me
messages and I'll be like, well, this is actually an
accurate so let me have at it. And I'll lay

(40:58):
at like a ten point spots and I'm a power
point presentation I made on their one stupid point And
he's like, why don't you spend eighteen minutes just let
him be man. Yeah, it's just if you catch me
in the right moment, it ain't gonna be a good
pride of one of us. Yeah, because I do think
there are times you could let it go me. Yeah,
like many times. You guys need to relax. Tomorrow, at

(41:20):
this time, we will be announcing your ACM nominees, meaning
they're giving us the sealed envelopes, and it will be
the first time that anyone including ourselves here or see
they do not trust us having them today because they
know somehow we will look and text our friends and
tell them so tomorrow morning at this time we will

(41:40):
reveal We'll learn as you will the ACM nominees this year.
All right, time now for the news Bobby's stories. The
FBI is warning against using public device charging stations oh,
places you go off, your phone's dead. Maybe the sporting event,
the les plug in. I just did this. The latest
way for hackers and scammers to get into your devices

(42:02):
is through public charging stations. The FBI is calling it
juice jacking. That sounds that is a funny term that
I don't know. You know, they laughed at that one. Yeah,
they were, like everybody else say this, Oh god, that
is wild. They call it juice jacking. Bad guys have
managed to hijack public chargers that can affect devices with
malware or software that can give hackers access to your

(42:23):
phone or tablet or computer. So that's what's up. That's
you know, gas pumps have those skimmers. Basically, it's the
version of that but for your phone. And if you're
going to a public place and putting your phone there,
they're going to take stuff from it. But sometimes you're
so desperate, oh yeah, yeah, like at the airport, Oh
gotta charge it. Well, for me, I have a couple
of those back those portable battery packs that you charge

(42:46):
and then you put into your phone. But if I
happene with me, it's always dead because always dif the
charge it, it gets about one good charge in it's
death like three months. I never remember to charge it
until I need it. That is from today that the
sources today. Do you have in neose pre made salads
in your fridge? If you do, there's a good chance
that after investigation, you may want to throw them out

(43:06):
because a lot of them have been contaminated with a
deadly bacteria or Fresh Express and Revolution Farm salad kits
have been voluntarily recalled. Random samples detected listeria. Now there
haven't been any crazy illness is announced, but listeria is
a rare but severe food born illness that affects sixteen
hundred people annually. But we've seen this listeria breakout in

(43:28):
different vegetables before, and so they have done a voluntary
recall saying, hey, look, some of the stuff can be contaminated.
Go ahead, chill with it if you can. Yeah, it's
just those two brands, Yes, so Fresh Express and Revolution Farms.
None of those products will still be in stores as
all the recalled lots are past their marked cell by date.

(43:49):
So they're saying none of the bad products will still
be in storage, but they might be in your fridge right,
so if they are look at it I don't know,
but still you're being asked. It's about money you spent.
And secondly, one of the odds that mine has it.
When I just spent seven dollars on this, I'm probably
gonna eat and just run with it. Not the wisest thing, maybe,
but I'm probably not gonna worry about it. Or maybe
I'll wash it myself. You can do that. Can you wash?

(44:12):
It just goes away? I guess if the water's hot enough,
that's how I feel about washing anything or cleaning it.
And the water's hot enough, man didn't do anything. Do
not wash lettuce and hot water them at all. If
you want to waste seven dollars, it just tastes like kale.
Then it's just hard like kale. Oh, I imagine it's kale. Okay,
If you have left over easter peeps, you have plenty
of time to eat them. Speaking of healthy things, researchers
found that peace will stay fresh for a very long time. Yeah. Yeah,

(44:36):
they're basically made up all preservatives, like. Their goal is
to preserve. If they are kept air tied and plastic,
they will last up to two years. WHOA, that's how
you know you should eat something. But that's also cool
because you can save it for next year. I hear you,
but it's like last that long. There's something in it
to make it last that long that probably you shouldn't
be consuming. That's from dictionary dot com. No idea why

(44:57):
that was from dictionary dot com, But that was a story.
The most and least addictive foods. The most addictive foods
are highly processed foods, according to a study. Here the
list pizza, chocolate, chips, cookies, it's my list favorite thing,
a few of my favorite things. But foods that are
hardest to get addicted to corn. I'm roccoli, yeah, I
don't crave that. Carrots, yeah, I'm never like, man, I'm

(45:19):
in a corn mood. I need more corn. Well, where's
the best place to get some broccoli to night? Yeah?
It never happens. You wish it would, though, you wish
you had these cravings for like super healthy stuff. I don't.
I love sugar. I can't get enough sugar. I can't
get enough ice cream and cookies, anything with just tons
of sugar. And I get it. It's addictive. It's it's

(45:41):
reacting with the chemical in our brain that goes, oh joy.
But then once I have it. I need it again. Yeah,
I do feel like I'm probably a little addicted to sugar.
I haven't had any real sugar in a couple of months,
fruit natural sugar, but I love it so much. When
you eat cookies, do you eat them like oh, one
little bite of time, or you cookie monster like Eddie?
I'm not, I'm not crazy. They're my animal. I don't

(46:05):
eat them like with my pinky up like a tea party,
but I eat them normally. I just eat eleven and
oh dude, I can destroy a bowl of ice cream
in like thirty second. Yeah, but you're asking me if
I eat it sloppily. I can eat a lot of it,
but I don't go it's not on my face Seti's
have found that fewer photos equal better memories. Basically, if
you have your phone out and you're taking pictures an

(46:25):
event the whole time, I'm recording it the whole time,
you tend to not remember it as well because you
spend all the time recording it. Now that being said,
you can always watch the video bag, but that is
never as good. And a note from me, we don't
want to watch your concert footage on Instagram unless it's
like one clip. We don't need a five clip set.
If it's like one clip and you're like, look, I'm
here as Terry Styles, he's doing watermelon sugar. That's okay, Yeah,

(46:48):
that's fun, but I ain't gonna watch a whole concert.
Nobody wants to see it. Yeah, your advice there is
coming handy even for me sometimes because you just start
enjoying it so you want to share it. But then
I've heard you're you in my head like nobody wants
to see that. I'm not trying to be the old
man on the front yard arguing, you know, screaming the clouds.
It's like one or even two. If they're different slides
about different things happening, that's cool, but nobody's gonna sit

(47:09):
through three stories. I went to Morgan Wallen show and
they got recorded the whole concert with his phone. It
was an hour long. Why you'll never watch it back.
You can watch better footage on YouTube if you just
want to see like some Morga Wallen live and I
guess unless you're just trying to record the whole thing
in case something happens so you have a viral moment.

(47:30):
But he could record the whole thing he didn't watch
the show it all himself. He watched it all through
the phone. Yeah, so there you go. You remember it
better if you're not always on your phone. A couple
with three children they find out they're related ten years
in a marriage. A Colorado couple with three kids received
a memorable anniversary surprise about ten years into their marriage
in March. Her name is Selena Knyoras. She sared a
TikTok video that's gone viral talking about how she and

(47:52):
her husband learned they were related. And check the accent.
I tried there he was. That was really good, very much.
It was when the decided to work on their family tree.
They got the DNA test back. They started looking and
it says they are between second cousins and seventh cousins,
but there's a lot. There's a big difference. I've never

(48:12):
heard of seventh cousins. Well, I can get there to generation.
If there's a big difference of second cousins and seventh
you're actually like, it's the same thing. It's like I'm
gonna buy a new car. Oh, I'm gonna get a
seventy four Plymouth or a Lamborghini. It's somewhere in the
middle of that. It's like, that's a wide range. If
you're a second cousin, you may get a tell like Amy.
If you have kids, they may they may have a
tale like your your tale that comes out of your boat.

(48:34):
Not a tale. It's not a tale. Seventh cousin all good.
Sixth cousin all good, Fifth cousin pretty good. Fourth cousin, well,
let's talk. Third probably not two, No way one, You're welcome,
dark and sakay, thank you. I can only make that
joke because I'm from Arkansall. That's from Fox seventeen. And finally,

(48:55):
the two hundred and fourteen dollar grilled cheese is back.
Serendipiti three is bringing back it's quintessential grilled chee sandwich.
The sandwich holds a Guinness World Record for being the
most expensive sandwich in the world. This feels like an
easy one to break. If you're a restaurant, trucks two
hundred fifteen bucks and just put something stupid in there,
like that's what I would do. Nobody would buy it,
but this one two hundred and fourteen dollars French pullman

(49:17):
champagne bread with dam and grass fed white truffle butter
twenty three k edible gold flakes. You get this to
post on social media? The only reason, Yeah, it doesn't
take it does It can't be that good. It can't
be two hundred and fourteen dollars good. Yeah, only twenty
five thousand cows are able to produce this cheese they

(49:38):
use and only between May and June. Oh so it's
really rare. Yeah, that's what we're saying. Let's get it,
let's go. Just because it's rare doesn't mean it's good.
You can go in with a bunch of friends and
each get a bite. Yeah, but how many friends. Let's
say you'd do it with two friends, one hundred bucks seats,
four friends, fifty two bucks seats something like that. That's doable.
That's that's literally a bite for fifty dollars. That's that's terrible.

(50:00):
You all get to take a picture with the full
thing though, saying you bought it, and now we're talking
about now we're getting to the point here. But if
you take a picture, you're not going to remember it.
Who cares? You're not eating it anywhere? You're all right?
That's from Britain Company. That's the news, thank you story.
We're shout out to one of our listeners, Charlie Coyle,
who plays for the Boston Bruins. They basically had the

(50:21):
best NHL season ever and regular season, and so he's
big listener to him, his wife listen all the time. Yeah,
that's so cool. It is pretty cool. That's awesome. Yeah.
So I was messaging with him this morning on Instagram
and I was like, thank this great season. And you
don't know a lot about hockey. I grew up in Arkansas,
but I guess I'm a Bruins fan. Hey, why not

(50:42):
you like me? I like you. It's like second grade.
You want to go with me? I will go with
you if you go with me. Bruins, here we go.
So yeah, Pred's guy too, because they're right down the
road and we've done some stuff with them. But I
don't have any pred San. I listen to you Shore
every morning. No one, me and Charlie Coyle will be ffs.
So let's go. So yeah, big, big shout out to
the Bruins and anybody who listens in Boston. We're your BF.

(51:06):
Until someone proves that they're a better BFL, we're up
for the taking. Okay, that's what's up. We're gonna come
back and talk about lunchboxes. Car is his wife scared
for their kids safety? Why this teacher was fired. We'll
get into that in the next segment. He asked his
kids to do stuff and not bad. He said, here's
a project I want you to do, and then he
was fired for it. We'll talk about that and grab
your calls next. Okay, a couple of things. Thing number one,

(51:31):
I want to talk about this teacher. The teacher's fired
after asking his students to write their own obituary. Let
that set in for a second, because how old are
they now? Yeah, so here's the story. In Orlando. This
teacher named Jeffrey Keene had the idea for this assignment

(51:52):
and it was his second period, like I assume, like
eighth seventh, eighth grade, because most kids aren't second period
in fourth grade. No, they're not, right, like you would
have to be junior high high school. So I'm making
that educated guests that it's at least somebody over twelve.
And so the whole situation is they were having an
active shooter drill, which is a reality to kids these days.

(52:15):
It is what's crazy, not really a reality for us
because because Columbine didn't happen until we were basically in college.
For the most part. I was talking to my wife
about this, and my wife went to a school where
there was a school shooting. And I mean, I was
talking to somebody last night whose wife was at the
one here. She saw, Yeah, she saw the shooter. And

(52:36):
so it's such a real thing that kids are having
to be prepared differently for it. Or are these active
shooter drills And that's not like a Wow, we can't
believe we're doing this. It's almost like a normal ish part,
like a tornado drill, or we had earthquake drills back
and we're an Arkansas. Ain't no earthquake's happening in Arkansas.
So like once you would have an earthquake drill, we'd
be like, wow, this is what we do. We get

(52:56):
under the They have active shooter drills more than that now,
more than once a year because if everything that's happening.
So with this, he was like, Hey, I want to
do a project to actually have us reflect on our
lives and what you want to be known for. He said,
So let's consider this. If something happens to you and
in the next twenty four hours, what would you do
differently than yesterday? So right your own obituary. By the

(53:17):
end of the day, the teacher have been fired. One
student got upset, asked to see a counselor. They brought
in a supervisor to watch the second period of class.
And this is specifically eleven to the twelfth graders. I
don't know if he did to other kids, but we're
talking about what age group. He said that students were,
you know, being interviewed about the assignment because administrators came
into want to know what the assignment was and was given,

(53:38):
and then they said you can resign. He goes, I'm
not resigning because I didn't do anything wrong. And that's
from newser dot com. A lot of stuff to unpack there.
And I think it's different depending on the reason and
the motivation for doing it. And I think if he's
a good teacher, and I think his motivation was actually
quite positive. It sucks. It was on an active shooter drill.

(54:01):
It sucks. There has to be active shooter drills because
there's people going into schools once a week killing people.
And that's just schools. I mean, there's a we talked
about you at the bank in Louisville. That's all the time.
So maybe I wouldn't have used the word obituary. And
I'm doing hindsight. Maybe the fact that he called it
an obituary, maybe that's what God. I just don't think

(54:24):
he should have been fired if he was a good teacher,
if he just said, let's we're having an active shooter
drill today and let's say you said what I said,
I don't have to do this when I was a student.
This is crazy that we have to worry about this.
And so we're gonna go through the protocol of what's happened,
and he lists off Uvaldi, he lists off Nashville. He says,
we're gonna prepare in case it happens. But what I

(54:45):
want you to do is reflect on your life, Like
if you weren't here tomorrow, you know what would you
what would you write? I just I have a hard
time it's semantic saying the world obituary and not I
have a hard time thinking he should be fired. I'm
kind of justice for this teacher because he sounds like
a teacher that's not just going in going let's do
some crap and get this day over with and get paid.

(55:06):
It sounds like a teacher who's actually putting thought into it.
And sometimes if you are dedicated and you're committed to
let's say, changing lives, and you're trying things that aren't
you know, a normal every day, you're gonna do it wrong.
Sometimes that's the risk of trying to be really good
at something, and sometimes you're gonna be really bad while

(55:26):
you're risking to try new things. So I say justice
for teacher Keen. Yeah, yeah, I'm leaning that way too,
because I think you look at the intention behind it,
like you're saying and knowing his heart, he wasn't coming
from place. And I wrote a book recently. It's called
Your Own a Mission by Donald Miller. And in the
book it advises you, now this is for adults, so

(55:48):
to write your obituary every days. Fired, No, I fire
him from my bookshelf. And I'm paraphrasing that. The intent
behind it is to like, how do you want to live?
How do you want to be remembered? And it reminds
you daily how to show up at what he said? Right?
And but you know, kids versus adult is different, and
also the active shooter situation. But if you know it's
intention and heart behind it. Then let's just like, let's yeah,

(56:11):
justice for him. And again it's semantics the word obituary.
If he said it that, I think people just hear that,
even you. That's why I said it like that to
you guys, because I all you guys go, oh yeah,
it's weird because you kind of walk through all those
thoughts and feelings obituary. Huh yeah. But it does matter
too because because we did some research while we're talking
about it, eleven the twelfth graders is also different. A
seventh and eighth grade absolutely, and that's who it was.

(56:33):
Eleven the twelfth graders. Oh okay, okay, well yes again justice,
justice for Jeffrey Keane. Yeah. It sounds like a teacher
trying to make a difference, had great intentions. I don't
even know that it hit bad even though his intentions
were good. Why fire someone like over that? Because people
get their butt hurt. They're like, oh, I got parents complaining,
Oh this is and so they have to react because

(56:56):
other people are reacting towards them. But I'm going to
reactionary society. What you can do, like, hey, we'll talk
to him, he'll never do that again. He should be
fired Yeah, crazy, reaction crazy, look at everywhere, and narrow minded.
I mean, and we're taught and we're conditioned to be
even more reactionary and even more narrow minded by what
we see in the news and social media. That you're
only building your own news feed by what you like.

(57:17):
And they just keep dialing in and saying, this is
what you like, I'm gonna keep feeding it to you.
Therefore you keep falling deeper and deeper into the hole
and more polar and more polar, and then all of
a sudden, everybody hates everybody. It just doesn't make sense
to be like, I don't like it, get rid of him, Like,
how about I don't like it. Let's not do that again.
But and it's probably people that are going we hate
cancel culture, all right, cancel Themlet's fire him. Yeah, it's
not like he did it's not like he did something

(57:39):
to a kid. And I don't want to spend six
minutes fighting for this guy. He may be a terrible
You don't want to what would be a friend? If
they like a story like Justice for Jeffrey Keane. Yeah,
I decided to think what if they've been looking for
a way to get rid of him, and they're like,
finally we can fire them now. So there's that story
that's from newser dot com. As I said, I do

(58:00):
want to talk about Lunchbox. And you know, we mentioned
your car has how many thousand miles on it? Two
fourteen thousand, like three hundred and something and respect Arkansas.
Keith had a Toyota that had that kind of miles
on it, but he kept good care of it, Like
he really spent a lot of time making sure that
things were ride it, kept it clean, was getting it
tune ups like that was very important to him to

(58:21):
keep that track. Can afford to buy a new trucks,
so he made that one as healthy as he could.
That's where I'm at. You do not care you have
a hole holes in your floorboard like flint stones where
you can see the ground. Five ultimate still running like
if you pull them at there are holes where you
can actually see the ground in the car. And so
we asked, Lunchbox, how did your wife feel about the
kids being in this car? Is it's safe or not?

(58:42):
And so you went to her and this as you
talking to her, Yeah, I had never even thought about
that question until you brought it up. So I was like, man,
maybe she does worry about it. Let me go ask
her how she feels. So this is Lunchbox and his wife.
Here we go. Do you feel comfortable and safe when
you ride in the Nissan Ultimate? Oh? Five? Yes, I
feel safe. I don't know about comfortable, Okay. But when

(59:04):
I say, hey, I'm gonna take the kids and I'm
gonna put them in my car, how do you feel
about that? I mean, I think it's that you're not
going too far with them, But I mean it's got
a lot of stuff in it. It's not very comfortable
to sit in. Okay. We're not talking about the dirtiness.
We're talking about like reliability, Like do you think the
car is safe like for the kids to be a
I mean, I would prefer you not drive it with

(59:25):
the kids in it, but sometimes that's the only options
we have. So you think it's a piece of crop.
I think it's time to retire it. Rude, let's go
make out in the car. See. I also say it's
time to retire it. And it's like, why are you
telling me what kind of car? I'm not. Your wife
says the same thing. It just seems unsafe, and also

(59:46):
you can go for in a new car cost money, man,
I understand the cars cost money. Yeah, they do not
even your wife is saying it. I understand. But it's
an expense that right now I'm not willing to put
on that table, you know. And good for you, thank you.
I mean it's paid off love to flex so hard
with every single thing that you own. You love for

(01:00:08):
people to think you're rich. She left me. I know,
And I think my neighbors, like I see that car
sitting out front, They're like, goodness, that is such an eyesore,
but you don't care. No, it is. I mean it
runs like what the opposite of a fleck. I guess
my point is, it's just against everything that you stand.
He goes, I can't I can't get a Lambo, and
so I can't flex. What am I gonna flex in?

(01:00:29):
I want? I would love to have a Lambo, a
Corvette something like that, but I can't afford that. So
I roll in the ultimate and I have dreams and
aspirations and I see people man, like I was driving
yesterday with my wife and there was a black and
white Corvette pulling out of this restaurant and I was like,
look at that it was slick looking. I bet you
could afford that, and it was awesome, and she goes,

(01:00:50):
but your kids what I'm in that that's a problem.
They couldn't fit in that, right. That's what I'm saying.
I can't really get anything that I want. So the ultimately,
it is something I've had since oh five, and it
still runs, and it's still part of my life, and
it has so many members. I mean, I've had that
car longer than I've known my wife. And I think
that's awesome. If you're just keeping a car because you're like,

(01:01:11):
it still runs, I'm gonna save money. I'm gonna keep
going until I'm able to finally get my whatever. You're
building towards something, But you have all these dreams, but
you're not building towards the dream. I am building towards
those dreams. I mean, I bought a share of Rolls
Roy so I can we spent a dollar much dollar
dollars sixty. We bought a share, we bought a piece
of a share. We bought one share. Oh that's the

(01:01:32):
one thing. We have an entire share. Oh look at us. Well,
I hope the car lasts another five years. If you
want it to just against everything you stand for. It is,
it really is. But if I could fit three kids
in a Lambeau, you wouldn't get that either. You said
you can't afford it. I don't know how much a
payment would be, but I mean, if anybody could tell me,
it would probably be like ten thousand a month for
a Lambo. Right, people that buy Lamborghinis? Do they make payment?

(01:01:55):
Pay cash? Oh? What if I least since Well, sure
you could pay. If you have excellent credit and you
finance the full price of the car, your monthly payments
would be around five thousand bucks a month. D Lower
rates may be available with a down payment. What do
you think trade in for the ultimately give me? Honestly?
Like if I called it Lambo dealership? Five hundred dollars? Oh?

(01:02:18):
Really yeah? Probably pretty good even for like scrap middle part.
I think about five hundred bucks. Didn't you do that somewhere?
Didn't you drive it somewhere and they you? I just um,
I looked online? What did I say? Two dollars Kelly
blue Book. I think your bike would get more than
that that you drive? You run into work sometimes, don't you?
I do I really think my bike would get more

(01:02:41):
than my car. I can't afford five thousand a month.
We didn't tell you you should. Yeah, you just looked
up a Lambo pot. You ask the questions I'd like
to do. I don't understand. I'm done with I'm down
with talking about cars. What if a Lambo dealership wanted
to drop one off and let me drive one for
a month or two. What if they just wanted to
give you a free win and that one out of
wings and a lottery take in the back that won
ten million dollars. Amazing? That would be if we're getting

(01:03:01):
for his dreaming, let's just dream hard. Did they come
with wings? No, we'll be back in a second. Hold on, So,
Lindsay Chrisley was apparently doing an interview and they asked
about Todd Chrisley, who's in jail. Yeah, I'm a boy.
Yeah yeah. And here she is discussing how good his
hair looks, how he's made great friends, and this is

(01:03:21):
on a podcast called Southern Tea. His spirits are great. Um,
he was really just embracing the process there and making
the best of the process there with the people that
are also there serving time with him. He's made great friends.
He talks about his friends there. Hey, I hope he's
living the greatest life ever and he's like I figured
out what's up and he's healthy. Now, I just wonder,

(01:03:44):
has he replied to your letter to go visit him
in prison. I have not received a resply. I sent
it from two different post offices, so that way I
made sure, like if one post office lost it, yeah,
the other one wouldn't. And I've got nothing. I even
looked up his inmate number to write on the thing.
You can go to the website and it tells you
how to fill it out and I did perfection. Nothing back.
Nothing surprising, is it? I chress. He came in on

(01:04:08):
the show he Guess hosted when Lunchbox was out, and
it's like one lunchbox to a temporary lunchbox, Like, hey man,
I want to come see it. We told lunch we'd
send him down there, but no luck, no it, no nothing,
And maybe he just did it without telling me. And
I'm just supposed to show up or wait, so let
me say that again. He did what without telling you?
And you supposed to show me on the list, So
you think you should just go down there and see

(01:04:29):
if you're on the list. Yeah, like maybe I should
or I just call, like can I call the prison
and be like, hey, can I there? Todd, Like, I
don't know if you can get phone. I don't know
the shot there. It's a low security one, so I
figured they may be able to just get phone calls.
Like right the nursing home, there's a guy in Lunchbob
Todd line three. So okay, we'll keep waiting. But again,

(01:04:50):
if he hits you back, I'll expense patriot for you
to go down to that prison. You know what, maybe
I should write a follow up. Yes, that's different post
office on two right more, Yeah, don't give up, that's right,
you know, just keep writing yea more, don't don't repeat
the letter, you know what I'm saying, like a new one,
like hey, just check it out as my third attempt
to reach the ball as well on the forefront and
hit to hit him with that, Oh, I like the forefront.

(01:05:11):
Be vulnerable like I've just been, you know, emotionally, I've
been scared for you and worried about you know, to
be fake, but be like vulnerable like you know, um,
I've been to have a car that has two hundred
thousand miles. People judge me like relatable, that's good. Yeah,
and so because I've been before, you have been to jail.
Oh my gosh, I know what it's like on the inside.

(01:05:33):
But the whole day. Should he do a Shawshank reference
like get busy living, get busy dying kind of thing. Yeah,
but don't be exactly, do like get busy trying to
live and get busy trying not to die. Just in
case you get sued for stealing that line. Okay, you know,
but Shank does any of that? Did they get out
in time or do they sneak out day? You have
to watch the spoiler a movie. No, Sorry, it's about

(01:05:54):
time for them to remake that one though, remake it? No, no, no,
stop remaking movies. I'm just saying you probably shouldn't reference
any movie that talks about breaking out of prison. Yea,
you either know, you don't know, it don't matter, or
it matters, And if you don't know the reference, you
still just feel like it's a good line. All right.
But I'm saying every movie studio wants to make things
worthy ip, which is the ownership that already exists, and
they know people will just spend money on it and

(01:06:14):
that movie was so good, maybe one of the best
of our lifetime, maybe number two after Fourrest Gump. Yeah,
that I'm surprised they haven't remade it yet. Like, if
they want to make money, they should probably remake that movie.
That one's still so good though, still just so good.
But they're not making money with it. Yeah, they're remaking everything.
I'm surprised I haven't remade fourst Gump. Oh, that would
be weird. Well, it's all weird, but yes, get visited,
try and not die and make sure you're spending your

(01:06:37):
time living nothing like that. It looks like you didn't
quite steal it. Yeah, let me go to Marty in
New York. Marty is on the phone. Marty, what's up, buddy. Hey,
I might lunchboxes side. I've got a two thousand and
eight Toyota Yaris, but four twenty one thousand miles whoa,
I feel you. We're on lunchboxes side too. But the

(01:06:57):
reason that we're confused by lunchboxes. He's got this car.
It's got holes on the floorboard, you can see the ground.
His wife doesn't feel like it's super safe for his
kids to be in it, and his number one motivation
in life is proven to people that he has money,
and he's always like, fancy car, I need to fancy this.
He wore a he wore a bracelets. Remember he wore bracelets. No, no, no,
I tried on the jewelry rings too. He just wants

(01:07:20):
So we're like, it just doesn't match your brand that
you're still driving this car. And he's for all those reasons.
So it's not anything about actual money, it's just what
he stands for. Ye yeah, that's all. I mean. You
should have send the bracelets. The guy I was wearing
that hate So we talked about the bracelets. I think
one of them was a snake that wrapped around his wrists.
It was a snake bracelet. It wasn't. No. Here here's

(01:07:45):
the thing. Yeah, they were leather bracelets. And I said
that ain't right. I put him off. No, I remember
seeing him. No, No, I tried him on. That's what
I'm saying. I did. I tried him on. I was like, no,
but you wore them around for a bit. No, no, no,
I didn't. That's how you. Literally I got dressed backstage
sound fishing. Yeah, I literally got dressed back there, So
I think. But but you had him on backstage where

(01:08:08):
I was like, I ain't right, like a bracelet box
over there. Yeah, my my fashion guru did not help
me out there. What is it called? He's like an oxymoron? Yes,
who is? In many ways, you're got a moron? Why
are you calling me a moron? An oxymoron cancels itself out,
like you're a guy who loves to flex but takes
pride that your car, even though it's about to die
in a piece of crab, that that it's so you

(01:08:29):
still have it. Yeah, like you rag on cars and
how you buy you rent corvettes to show off high
school reunions at the same time. Awesome, right? Or you
wear bracelets and don't shower. Not. I didn't wear the
bracelet though you did. We all saw put it on.
It wasn't but I didn't wear it. You put them on.
It was multiple bracelets. Yeah, you're stacking them. They call

(01:08:50):
it stacking bracelets? Really what they called? Yeah? Yeah, I
can't wait to see what he wears this year. I
gotta give him a fashion coordinator. Dang, what could you
wear that would I'll do the bracelet? I can't think
it much. I mean, you can wear a bag like
I do. I will never wear one of those. You
wore bracelets, dude, you can't ever I didn't wear bracelets.
Put him on my wrist and took him off. Hey,

(01:09:10):
we're on for about thirty two seconds, so I mean
whatever the guy the brace let's wear is a risk
now as a risk for thirty two seconds. I loved
as a nine thirty two seconds and Marty, thank you
for your call. Buddy. Absolutely see you later. Let me
do a voicemail here from Let's Do Voice my number
one rag go ahead, ha ha. Hey guys, totally just

(01:09:33):
fall on your radio station out of YouTube. I'm out
of Subury, Ontario, Canada, very early in the morning, but
just wanted to reach out. Thanks guys. It's awesome and
we have a really great YouTube channel. You watch all
the live performances. Go subscribe to the Bobby Bones Show.
One more voicemail Let's Do Radio number five. Hey, Bobby,
I'm calling to give a huge shout out to Abby.

(01:09:56):
I have a five year ol little girl and for
her six birthday, she came to me and asked if
she could raise money for Saint Jude instead of getting
birthday presents. This year, and Abby, who's also doing a
fundraiser for Saint Jude, donated to my daughter's fundraiser, So
we just wanted to give her a huge shout out
and to thank you that she donated to my daughter
even though she's raising her own money, and my daughter

(01:10:18):
wanted to say thank you. Also, thank you rad Hee's
for donating. Thank you. He appreciated it, so it was
really good. Yeah, thank goo a you for doing it
into Saint Jude. I appreciate it too. Just sounds cute
that way, does all right? Thank you guys, bonehead sorry
up to day. This story comes us from Florida. A

(01:10:39):
twenty eight year old man was going through a neighborhood
breaking into cars. He gets into his twelfth car and
he finds a gun. He's like, oh, that's cool, I'm
gonna take that with me. Goes to break into another car,
but he's still holding the gun while he's going through it,
and boo shoots himself in the leg. I'm surprised he
got into that many cars in a night without being
caught or stopping or almost being caught. So then he

(01:11:02):
stopped me twelve and a night to get in Yeah. Well,
his starteenth is when he got in trouble. I hear
that he went for that extra one. The gun went
off and he had a yell for help, and so
the person's car that he broke into had to come
out and call nine one one for him. Oh wow,
that's tough, Like do you just get do you just
beat him up? Or do you call nine one one?
I don't know he's in my car. I don't know

(01:11:24):
what he got himself into. That's that's that stinks for everybody. Okay,
I'm lunchbox at your bone head story of the day.
If you guys get a few minutes today, go check
out my interview podcast called The Bobby Cast. There's a
guy named Gary mule Deer. He's a comedian. He's in
his eighties and he performs well once a month the
Grand Ole Opry. The thing is, he doesn't live in Nashville.

(01:11:45):
It's in South Dakota. But he's been in a comedy
forever and this is one of those where I really
was like just sitting there having a good time talking
to him because I'm a massive Steve Martin fan. Steve
Martin was from What Father the Bride movie Wise three amigos.
He still killing it on Hulu with only Martin in
the building. So he was roommate with Steve Martin, and
they talked about how he helped Steve out when Steve

(01:12:08):
was at risk of getting fired when they both worked
to this place early in their career. Steve Martin, as
soon as I saw him, I knew he was going
to do well, and we've had a place together. I
was him and I and Michael Johnson lived together for
a while. You live with Steve Martin, Yes, he was
my roommate. He calls me and says, I need a
couple of things from your act. I said sure, So
he gave me. He wrote him out and gave him
to the guys. That worked perfectly. Tommy said, okay, you're in.

(01:12:29):
But Tommy had come to him and warned him he
was gonna have to let him go. That broke his
writer's block. After that's who he always gives me credit
for that. So I broke his writer's block on the
Smothers Brothers show. Yeah, so that was Steve Martin was
writing for the Smuts Brothers. I needed a joke and
so he got it from Gary mule Deer's act. Another
one was Gary became friends with David Letterman back in
the seventies after watching the Letterman do Standoff for the

(01:12:50):
first time. I'll never forget I was at the Comedy
Store a few years before he came in when he
went up for his first set that night, I remember
standing in the back room, which all the comics did
when a new guy they're back, kind of sizing up
the guy, you know, the kind of thing. Well, what
it sat till they got off and we talked and
became really good friends. I mean, that's that's how we've
known Letterman. It's probably I was about probably seventy five

(01:13:10):
something like that. He's done Letterman like twenty times through
the years. So it's awesome. Gary Mueldeer, he just was
inducted into the Grand Old Opera. He's eighty three years older,
about to be. He does not look eighty three. Yeah,
because his hair so big. You just kind of look
at it. There's kind of tan and yeah, I'm a
big Andy Kaufman guy. I love Andy Kaufman, and he
shared a story about one maybe the only time that
he saw Andy Kaufman break character. Andy Kaufman was the

(01:13:32):
only time I ever saw Andy Brake. We went to
the restroom together at the Improp and we're standing at
the urinals and we're standing there and Coffman looks here.
He says, Muelder, how are you doing? In his regular voice?
Had good man, He says you, I've never heard you
talk like this. He said, this is it. We've been
back and finished our business, went back out and he
was that guy again. Great memory of Andy Koppman. It's awesome.

(01:13:54):
I'll give you one more. He talks about his shortest joke.
It's just seven seconds. But this we've had to kind
of believe. This good guy goes up his bus and
I'm sick as buzzes. What's wrong? The guy says in
oak glaucoma, he says, what's sad? The guys really can't
see my coming into work today? He said something else
I had to google. I didn't know what it meant. Well,

(01:14:16):
don't say it here if you okay, it's not it's not.
But I was like, oh, I learned something new. Well.
I was talking about what he did, like how he
was a drug used, he didn't sleep, and he referred
to it as a marching yes. And I was like,
what in the world is that almost died, had to
go to rehab twice. Check it out, Bobby Cast with

(01:14:37):
Gary Mule Deer. You can do that. You can do
that while you're doing yardwork, if you're doing if you're
a yardwork type person. Um, it's spring, it's black Friday,
home depot. You know it's Spring Black Friday. Did you
know that's the thing. Yes, you did. Yeah, it's Spring
Black Friday only because I know that from the home deal.
Oh I had no, I didn't know what that was.
So it means the time to refresh your outdoor spaces. Lunchbox.

(01:14:58):
Going to home depot today, Yeah, going home depot, picking
up some flowers, maybe get a blower break. You mean
my backyards a mess with kids and sticks and leaves
and craps. So the kids also are the reason in
your backyard's a mess. I know your house you say that,
but I know your yard was also a victim of
your kids. Well, yeah, because I have to concentrate on
the kids, so I can't clean up my yard. So
they're not messing up the yard. You're just using it
as an excuse, right, we thought that was the kid. Yeah,

(01:15:19):
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