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On transmitting this. Welcome to Wednesday Show Martin Studio morning.
All right, let's go something we call Hello, Bobby Bones.
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I have my wedding coming up at the beginning of
next month. I'm very excited. However, I have an issue
with my guest list. My dad expects to be there
despite us having had a serious, unresolved issue that seems
to be at the forefront every time he comes around.
I kind of dodge the intentional, uninvited conversation, but it
seems like he is stirring up problems by talking to
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everyone else the family about it. We haven't talked in weeks,
and he only knew about the engagement and wedding through
another family member. I just want the day to be
stress free and not having him there. Let's solve that problem.
But I don't know how to start a conversation without
feeling like I'm being rude. Any advice helps, ps. I've
already created a burner email just in case got ahead
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of it. Signed the Heartbreak kid. You don't want stress
on your wedding day. You're gonna have a little stress
before your wedding day because this is a stressful situation
in life. It's stressful for you. It has been, so
it isn't going to come without stress. Now. My advice
to you is to have that very uncomfortable conversation with
him and go right to it. Hey, pops, I am
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getting married. I am. I am not going to invite you.
This is because and then you share the reason and
that is a very uncomfortable thing to say. But I've
found it it's easier just to say it and lay
it out there and then have the conversation about what
you just said right after, instead of having the conversation
building up to what you're saying, and it's all led.
There's confusion in and oh well I just U Nope,
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this is what you do. Hey, Look we're having the
wedding and I don't think you should come because X
Y Z. And then you have the conversation right after
that same conversation. But there's going to be stress because
it's a stress situation. You can't just go no stress.
You can't assign no stress to something that is bringing
stress to your life. So you have to hit it
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head on. That way, you don't have to deal with
it later. That's it. That's the easy way, And do
it in a burner account. Now I'm just kidding about that.
But some conversations, the harder they are, the better they are.
To go right at immediately and then talk about it
right after you go right at it amy your thoughts. Yeah,
I don't like having hard conversations either. About what I've
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learned in life and being a more mature communicator and
just an adult is that you've got to have the
hard conversations because that will give you the freedom in
the long run. Otherwise you're going to be stressed to
your wedding and then he's hearing from other family members
all this different stuff. You can control the narrative by
having the hard talk and setting your boundaries with him,
and then who knows, he may be like, oh wow,
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I had no idea. I'll work on that and then
maybe your relationship can evolve from there. Yeah, there's no
easy advice here because that's not an easy situation. And
that's what I'm saying about stress. It is going to
be stressful, but you'd rather get the stress over with, yeah,
before the wedding day. And also you're going to have
to address it eventually, so go ahead and address it
now because since it's going to be addressed eventually do
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it now, which saves you this time of being stressed.
You've got to clear the air. I mean you could
just do it. I mean, if you want to have
a couple of drinks so you've got the liquid courage
and then boom, get drunkn light on him. That canna
be worse though. Fight man. I don't like having awkward conversations,
so I'm not gonna have it. I'm just gonna him
come to the way. I mean, he know he knows
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about the wedding, and he's gonna know he's not invited.
When he doesn't, you're gonna be stressed out the day
of the wedding. Hey, you know what, time is beautiful,
It's gonna life will go on and after the wedding,
whatever happens happens. And we never had to have that
what you're saying higher security. So when he shows up,
like you could always taken there are always weeny ways
to do it, any ways to lean into it. I
thought the weeny way would boy way would be text him. Well,
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you could text him and go, hey, look I'm getting
married and I can't invite you. But because again x
y Z, we don't know what x y Z is.
She didn't say here, and so I just wanted you
to know I still love you. I want to work
this out, but I can't avye you. If you absolutely
can't do it with your mouth, you can do it
with your thumbs. Yeah, but that can always get missed. Hey, hey,
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you just said don't have the conversation at all, So
you can't jump in now and go. But no, you
can sit them down and be like, hey, we'll invite you,
and since you're my dad, you gotta pay for the wedding.
That's good. It doesn't sound like they have that kind
of relations. If you don't want to have I would
have it on the phone, first of all, wouldn't have
it in person. Really? Oh yeah, okay, that way, you're
just midweenie. Interesting. I do midweenie, and I haven't on
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the phone that we can just hang up if it
gets awkward. Oh face, hang up is awkward. Click. I
don't like where this is going. Click. I feel like
we've given her some good options, like every option I
would go. I would if it were me, I would
go midweenie. I would talk in person or on the phone,
human human to human, and then I would say it
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immediately and then talk about it after I said what
it was, and then move on. Now, if you don't
want to go Midweeni, you can go full Weenie and
text it, but you're still gonna have to have some
sort of conversation. Okay, but you have to say it.
Don't do Eddie time. Hey, what was full full weenie
is just don't even mention it. That's Fullenie. Hey, no stress,
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more life, less stress. You're right, all right, that's the
mail back, close it up. We've got your Now was
found the cloth. It's time for the good news. Fritz
began driving for Uber back in two thy fifteen. Well
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recently he was driving. It was early in the morning,
taking someone from Brooklyn to LaGuardia Airport in New York.
When he's driving, he sees all these people outside and
he's like, oh, is that a fight, And then he
sees debris falling from the second story of an apartment composes, oh,
that's on fire. He goes, passenger, you got to hold on.
He pulled over, oh, and he said, what's going on?
They said there's still people inside? And what's he do?
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Runs in there, finds the two people and guides them
to safety. He stopped. I mean, if I'm the passenger,
I'm like, what's happening right now? Yeah, I'm glad at
the end, But for a minute, I'm like, what is
he stopping to get a burger? But what if you're
missing your flight? Oh? I know, hold on, hold on.
He got back in the uber and got the passenger
to the airport on time. Get out of here. That
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did not miss his flight. So there you go. Not
only did he save two people, the guy got to
the airport on I saw a story where Mike Tomlin,
the head coach of the Steelers, saw a fight on
the side of the rope with some kids, and he
stopped and throw them all and he's like, let's go,
let's go, and took him all to practice. Now, I'll
got to practice with the team. I love it together.
Probably wow, and one of them starting wide receivers this week. Yes,
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he was so good. Yeah, he's eleven flies kids, that
great hands him motor guy. All right, that's awesome. That's
tell me something good. That's what it's all about. That
was tell me something good. In the latest chapter of
What is My Bizarre Life? You know, I hosted hour
four of the Today Show yesterday with Hoda and I'm
doing it today and tomorrow and just it's it's just
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just bizarre, and not that it's not awesome and fun,
but it's there are moments where you're sitting there going
how in the world did I get here? But Hooda
is awesome. And I've been a guest on the show
a few times, like you know, if I have something
coming out, and I'll go up. But it's it's a
whole different ball game. You know, before the show even started,
like she like pumps everybody up. She's like clapping like
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let's go, let's go. I mentioned as soon as I
walked out, I said, I felt like Nick Saban was
getting ready to start the game. But she is awesome,
super kind, just just a lovely person. And so did
the show. Like Keenan Thompson was on from you know,
I know him most from PRAI Kenan and Kel and
then SNL Good Burger. Yeah yeah, yeah, the movie so
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but him, him and Kell did that movie together, so
I guess I just assume that's part of that. But
he was amazing and funny. He's a little tired because
he had been doing promotion all morning, I guess they'd
had him on like three different hours that morning. So
Danny DeVito was on, who I think is hilarious. And
I mean he was on shows that I watched even
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before I was born. Now what I mean is I
watched Taxi on Nick at Night and so, but that
show was on before I was born. But he was
on Taxi, he was on Cheers Always Sunny in Philadelphia,
so it was he's seventy seven. Wow. And he was
sitting in the makeup room where I was, and I
see him sitting out there, and I walk out, and
since I'm in a host, I feel because the most
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usually I would never do this, I feel like host
should go out and be like, hey, how's it going,
Welcome to the show. I really didn't so much care
about welcoming him. I just wanted to go and say hello, right,
because who might have welcomed somebody to a house and
ain't mine, you know what I mean? And so I
go and I say, mister DeVito and Bobby Bones, really
nice to meet you. And he goes, oh, you're hosting today?
I said I am. He goes, so let me about
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this suit you're wearing. I was like, oh, okay. He goes,
first of all, one of the coolest suits I've seen
it in a long time. Great, great job. Whoever picked
you have a stylist? I said, well, my wife. He goes,
where is she? I said, she's in there. She go.
He goes, a great job. And then he says, you
should move a button like two inches where it is
here to hear. And I said, when did you start, like,
you know, being an expert in suits? He was my
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friend and he lists some famous designer. He goes, I've
been hanging out with him a lot and I've learned
all about cloth and buttons, and so he showed me
where to move the button. And when I get home
and his honor, I'll move the button two inches over. Well,
that's all we did. That was our interaction in the
green room for like five minutes. He just showed me
like his suit or his clothes that he was wearing.
And we went out and did the segment and he
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was it was awesome. It's like, I don't know what
planet this is, but it was a really cool day yesterday.
I'll be doing it again today. And we finished and
it flies by. It's an hour, but it f I
mean this show. We're on for five hours. The last
hour of the show not as intense for us, so
four say four and a half, but we're four and
a half hours, and even it goes by pretty quickly sometimes,
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but you talk about an hour, Holy Moley. I really
only messed up once because I was pretty much throwing
a perfect game, and as far as not actually making
a misstep, my perfect game was at the very end.
There we were doing the credits, were rolling, going to
the next show, and they go shut it, go, shut
it down. We got five seconds and I had like
a whole paragraph and I went jankre Kel's gate, but
I said her name wrong because she's coming on tomorrow,
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and I was like ye, and then how it goes Okay,
that's all by Everyboddy and so that yeah, Well, I'm
not gonna go back and watch it because I will
absolutely torture myself with going, oh, should have done that,
shouldn't have done that. But it was a really cool day.
And I don't know if you guys got to a
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TV in time after the show to watch it or not,
because you know, that building is what a block two
blocks from here, Mike, So I rolled over there real
quick and I was able to let it rip. But Eddie,
did you watch it at all? I did not, Man,
I'm sorry I missed it. I will watch tomorrow, though.
I promise you can watch today or today? Yeah? Today, yes, today,
and then tomorrow and tomorrow. Yeah, Amy, you got a
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chance to watch it. No, we were here and the
TV wasn't working Classic classic that something's not working. Not
that you guys didn't watch the Classics. Something wasn't working. Yeah,
so you know, maybe we'll have to get it fixed
by today. Maybe they're working on it now and hopefully
we'll get to watch it. It's okay, you've seen it
a million times. You've seen me do that, you know talk. No,
it's very different, and you're hosting the Today Show. I
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mean it's a good Let me ask Lunchbox. Lunchbox, did
you watch it? Oh? I absolutely watched it. I mean
I don't make excuses about the TV not working. I
figure out how to get it done. And let me
tell you, I felt like Keenan Thompson. I'm glad you
told me that he had been doing promotion all morning
because I was like, that guy wanted nothing to do
with being there. He was just like, yeah, I'm excited. Cool. Yeah,
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and you were trying to get him to talk and
he was just like one word answers. I was like, okay,
this is awkward, but yes. And then a guy gave
Caitlin a shout out there, where's Caitlin. Oh she's so beautiful.
She's so beautiful. Hold, I started crying and you had
to hugger and console her crying. Oh yeah, Bobby made
hold of cry. Why well, I didn't have to console
HER's not the work because she wasn't sad. But Lunchbox
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watched Lunchbox on my new best friend. I'm kept calling
it out. Lunchbox is my new best friend. Um, so
thank you best friend. And I was telling the hold
about a story about first time I met her that
that I knew she would not remember because I didn't
meet her as the person that's you know, on the
radio or on TV or whatever. I just met her
was a guy walking down the street. And I told
the story and she started crying and it's pretty cool.
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And then yeah, Caitlin was there and I was talking
about being married for a year and they were like,
she's here, and they flipped a camera. I thought they
were gonna knock over a guy in the studio because
they took they didn't know she was there, and they
flipped a camera so fast. There was like one of
I don't know if he's an assistant producer or not.
He almost got just his He about to be the
headless horseman, you know what I'm saying. And so but
then she waved and it's great. And then Bobby gave
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away five hundred dollars of his own money, just like
he does on this show what yep to some listeners
and laudience. He played snake in the grass and they
all three got it wrong, and he was like, you
still get five hundred dollars. I mean nice that you
think that was my own money, but that that was
their their money. But I did buy books though from
that author and donate them to my school. So I
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did spend that money. Oh cool, yeah yeah yeah yeah,
So well, thank Lunchbox. Go ahead and grade it. I'll
take it. I'll take it from you. You'll be honest.
Oh yeah, I would say it. B I felt like
a little bit you were like I felt like it
was the Bobby Show. It was great, Like you didn't
even let hold to talk at the beginning, you were
just going, going, going. I was like, this is how
you do it. You take commandment at stake and you
say Holda, you chill out. I got this, But that
got to be well, b Yeah, because I didn't get
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to see the end because hold on, hold on, hold on,
you got interrupted the murder. Yeah. So my best friend
was watching because the local news came in and they
found the woman in Memphis. Yes, and so I mean,
I guess I could say b or I could say
incomplete because I didn't get to see the whole episode.
So I felt like you were you got you and
Holda were starting to groove and then we got interrupted,
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and I so, well, I guess you missed my shout
out to you that I know. I know, and I
gave you something too of my own, but I don't
worry about it. You haven't seen. Yeah, well that was yesterday.
It was really cool. And who's on today? I want to,
I want to, I want to do I know him?
Jane Krakowski is on today from thirty Rock and a
lot of stuff. Actually he's a blonde girl. Yes, yeah,
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she's funny. Yeah, she's on you'll recognize her for oh yeah,
And then Jenna Moroney what what is that her name?
That was her on thirty Rock tr that's gonna be
on who I got to bring on? And then tomorrow
Derek Jeter, which pretty cool. Do you know him? That's
so cool? I mean yeah, that's so just grateful and
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able to do the show here in the New York
studio and go do that and they're so close. I
get to pull it all off. So that's all any
questions before we get into the song. Yeah, a quick question,
I want to know how small Day to Do is
like like, oh, yeah, he's a small guy. Yeah, yeah.
If we google his height, I'll tell you if it's
accurate or not. It says four ten this is high,
and he's probably yeah, he's probably like wow, he's yeah,
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because I mean I remember from Twins, you know, with
Arnold Schwarzenegger and like they were so different size, so
I'm assuming he's really really small. There's a picture on
my Instagram mister Bobby Bones and he's standing and I'm
bent over. So if you look at that, that's awesome.
You can see how she's like, it's like the fourth slide.
He's standing up and I'm bent over taking it it's like, yeah,
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he's a small guy. Yeah, yeah, Amy, any question? Yes,
So do you think that you'll adopt that from Hoda?
Like when you get back from the Today Show? Where
are we going to start like hyping each other up
before the show? What you can do to you guys?
Every day we all have a little we can't. I'm
kind of I'm curious to see, like how you feel.
I don't live like I don't live like that. I'm
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gonna I'm a I'm a guy. I'm pretty controlled and
contained and energy is consistently above medium all the time. Okay.
So and also we can't stay that hype all the
time because that's that's not our personality. Not all the time,
but just before the show, like whatever Hood is doing, tired.
It was also ten o'clock, And so you're if we
start the show at ten o'clock, I'll be that hype. Okay, Okay,
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we started a lot earlier, and nobody wants to be
hype at five in the morning. True, thank you, thank you,
bes friend. All right, there's that. It's time for the
Bobby feud. Here we go. Top ten crossover artists in
country music. Now, what a crossover artist is it's somebody
who's in country music but also crosses over to a
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different genre because of their massive success in their own
and so it's current people too, very current. The question
is top ten country crossover artists. Say there are ten
answers on the board. Let's play the feud. Amy, you're
up first, Okay, show me Shania Twain number one. Answer
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obviously Shania Twain. One point. Amy Taylor Swift maybe the
biggest ever for Shania both massive, Show me Taylor Swift
number three. Wow. Okay, so far Amy's got four points.
Now what happens is why you only get one point
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for number one is because it's the easiest to get.
It's obvious, right, It's a little different than if you're
playing up there and it's speed round. Yeah, so Ammy
have four points. Name a top country crossover artist. Okay,
I don't know if I should go back in time
to get further down the list. Did he crossover? Did
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Johnny Cash? Show me Johnny Cash? It's in correct, not
on the list, Lunchbox, you got eight answers still up
on the board. We're looking for a top ten country
crossover artist. Yeah, Bobby, I got this one. You ready,
I'm sorry, they're rude to you. They refuse to come
in here. We don't have to talk about him, but
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we're gonna have to say him. The chicks. Show me
the chicks. Oh that was a good one. Man. I
don't know what list we're looking at the list here
or they have, ok yeah, Eddie. Over five thousand people
were pulled the Top ten Country Crossover Artists, meaning they
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were so popular in country that they got moved over
to another format. Go ahead, I don't know. I'm gonna
go with Sugarland. Okay. You know, I remember buying a
coke and they were all over my coke cane and
I'm like, oh, these guys are huge. Okay, they crossed
over the grocery store aisle. Yes, okay, all right, show
me Sugarland. M all right, let's go to round number two.
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They're only three rounds total. There are still eight answers
on the board. Top ten Country Crossover Artists, Amy Well,
Marion Morris, show me Marion Morris at number ten. Yes,
big points there at number ten. Wow, thank you, all right?
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M Dan and Shay two fellas. Huh, that's good, we
know pretty well. Dan and Shay show me Danna No
that was so good. Wow, lunchbox, what do you got?
It just keeps going over and over in my head,
over and over again, over and over again. Tim McGraw,
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Show me, Tim McGraw. Amy's got fourteen points. This is crazy.
You guys have zero seven answers on the board. Eddie,
all right, I mean they're hit. It's a quarter after
one and I need you now. Give me lady eight.
It's a huge crossover with the massive and I think
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it got all the way to number two in the Billboard.
Show me lady a number nine points, big pay, Okay,
big points, lady okay. Tree crossover artists there are the
number two answer four or five, six, seven and eight?
I got go ahead. Yeah, baby, let me call baby
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Rex up because she's in the pop world and I'm
about to make a hit. Let's go for the door.
Your line. It's great. Show him. Yeah baby, no baby,
no baby, no baby. Last round. That's crazy, Amy, You
are dominating right now. Oh okay. They started in country,
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they started in country. I don't even know. I guess. Um.
Kenny Chesney, show me Kenny Chesney, lunchbox. You need some points, Yeah, Matt,
I've been sitting out for a while. Go ahead, I've
been playing playing posts until rounds. I love yeah, I
love a good poss and then I went down the
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islands and streams. You're my boy, Kenny Rogers. Show me
Kenny Rogers eight point eight points that yeah, yeah, guys,
you know I was working nine to five. Give me
dollar pardon, show him dollar yeah yeah. Lunchbox now has
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fourteen points for the lead. Let's go in trouble now.
He's in trouble ahead Bosom until then, that's all I gone. Um.
Let me see top ten country crossover artists. You know,
I mean, I'm gonna go with this guy. He came
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over from pop to country and then his songs go
back to pop. Give me that man named Darius Rutger.
Oh that's so good. Yeah yeah, show me whoty correct.
Lunchbox takes the lead. I love this game. Nineteen points.
He played possum until the third round. They're gonna make
a movie on Disney about this right here. This is
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one of the greatest forms I've ever seen. Man. Go ahead.
You guys like how birds fly, especially crows. Cheryl Crowe,
show me Cheryl Crowe in correct. Lunchbox in the lead
right now, Eddie, you have nine points, so you're ten down.
There are the number two answer, the number four answer,
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and the number seven answer. You can still win, but
you got to get it at least two of them. Yeah. Yeah,
I have three written down top ten country crossover artists.
The one I'm most confident about is Willie Nelson, So
let's just get it out of the way. I know
he's a big crossover artist. You are always on my
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mind is worldwide stuff? Give me Willie? Who else did
you have? Stop it? I'll get to that point. Who
else did you have? No? No stuff? I didn't get it.
Else did you have that? Arth and Kelsey Vallerini. Okay,
show me Willie Nelson? How did I do that? How
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did you do it? Do you love me? That is incredible?
Third round? Let me go through the other three real quick.
At number two was Garth Brook, at number four was
Faith Hill right, and at number seven was Carrie Underwood.
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Play the Guy a song that's a big winner. No
matter what, got money, no man, I can never get
everybody has the Wow. You gotta respect it. You gotta
respect it. Hey, you played possum spell possum watch box.
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There you go. We're out of here. What depends? Oh
oh possum huh opossum? Yeah, sometimes I say that, Yeah, yeah, yeah,
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Amy's pile of stories. So for an emergency fund, it's
been recommended for years that we have about four hundred
dollars set aside for just in case if something crazy
happens in your life, you've got it there. Okay, Well,
I hate to say it, but a study was put
out by Lending Club and that number has gone up significantly.
What if she said, I love to say it. Everybody,
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You're way forward than you thought. I know, what is
a new number? They say the real target numbers should
be fourteen hundred dollars. Oh it didn't just go up?
Oh yeah, no, I mean it's crazy, but just so much.
I mean, everything is inflated that if you really want
to be secure with your emergency fund, that's how much
you should try to save and set aside. Okay, while
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we're just hoping on jelly beans, I have a million.
Why not have a million dollars? Just a yeah, just
emergency fund is we're just going to hope out there,
all right? What else you guys, Well, I have how
obsessed we are with our pets, because we average about
a photo of them a day and or maybe a
little more, and we'll have four hundred pictures of our
pets by the end of the year. Yeah, I'm definitely there.
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I take a lot of pictures of Stanley and Eller.
You know, it's funny. I hang out with Eller now
a bit more than I do Stanley. One Stanley is
an almost three now, and he just d gaf like
he does not care anymore. He just goes and sleeps.
He's just a big, fat bulldog, and so he does.
He'll come and hang out sometimes and he's very loving occasionally,
but he's so tired and fat and sleepy all the time.
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Where Elder is like, like, that's my girl now, and
she's always sometimes she's a bit needy. But I hang
out with ell or more than I do Stanley at
this point because I Stanley sleeps all day. But I
take a lot of pictures of them. And Stanley has
an Instagram mister dot Stanley Bones. It got almost a
hundred thousand followers that I've not monetized at all. I
don't even know how, but I would like to if
anybody needs any has any idea, all right, what else?
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Willie Nelson is eighty nine years old, and if you're
thinking he might retire at some point that is not
in his plan because he would rather quote die than retire.
That's yes, I can see that about Willie Well. I
was just got me curious about you, Bobby, like, would
would you rather die or retire? At some point? If
you would have asked me three years ago, I would
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say die. I still don't see my self retiring right
I can't because I've been like having to hustle so
hard my whole life. I cannot see me not working.
And also I love my job for the most part
of the people I do it with. I love what
I get to do. I guess there's now a factor
of a wife and eventually will probably have kids, And
I think that could change my perspective a little bit
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where I for sure and everyone retires when I stay away.
But but but no, I'm kidding, I'm kidding, But I
could change my perspective of of that and how I
feel about life. So I don't know right now, though,
I can't see me not working because I'm still afraid
I won't be able to pay on my bills. Yeah,
but I mean eventually, like you'll well, I will see,
like we'll see. And then another fun Willie Nelson fact
before we wrap, is that he has opened his concerts
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with Whiskey River since the seventies every single Yeah, yeah,
every single one. Huh. That's cool. I'm trying to think.
I saw Willie Nelson the most when I was in college,
and I don't really remember what he opened with. I mean,
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I guess you could just sit. I mean, I don't
know how anybody could prove it back before phones and
I could be like this, Hey, every show we've ever
done here, I've given a hundred bucks away to a
listener every single one. Wow. Yeah, yeah, yeah, prove it
in pretty awesome. Okay, all right, maybe that's my pile.
That was Amy's pile of stories. It's time for the
good news. Tom is eighty two years old, and almost
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twenty years ago he said, I'm gonna make one million
basketball free throws, also a counting those aside from doing it,
just counting him. So he'd go to the basketball court
and he'd attempt at least a hundred free throws every
single day. He started almost twenty years ago, seventeen years
ago to be exact. Now through the years, he's a
ninety four percent shooter. Woo, pretty good. He's been a
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total of two thousand, five hundred hours on the court,
and Tom sunk his one million free throw on his
eighty second birthday. A crowd gathered. Wouldn't be funny if
he choked like he couldn't make one because the crowds there.
You guys gotta turn around, look at me something. But
he had a big crowd there. He said, I feel
really great about it. It's great to be able to perform.
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There was pressure. I don't normally have a crowd here,
but it went well. He said. He thinks he might
have missed eight or so out of the hundred. Wow,
that's crazy. I mean that's ninety two percent. A little
less normal, but still ninety two free throw shooter period
at any level is awesome. But the guy, again, is
eighty two years old. So he made his one million
to free throw. Have you done anything a million times? Anybody? Now? Okay?
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Breathing okay, Bret, Yeah, Bret, blink your eyes. Okay, see
go into the bathroom. I don't know if you've done
that a million times. Let's do the matter your whole life.
Let's say. Okay, so lunchbox, hew old, are you forty one? Okay,
let's see let's calculate this. So if you're forty one,
so let's do if you're talking number two or number one,
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it doesn't matter, I'll both just hold with me here.
Forty one years old times three hundred and sixty five. Yeah,
so that's gonna be fourteen thousand, nine hundred and sixty
five days that you have been alive. Yes, okay, probably
a little more than that, because it's not your birthday today. Correct,
let's just say fifteen thousand days. Okay, love it. You've
been alive fifteen thousand days. That's crazy. How many times
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you have the bathroom to day? Oh? Probably five at least? Yeah, yeah,
number one four? One's one? Two or what one? Two?
For sure? Yea? And I mean two, two or three twos.
Everyone I go to too if you're not sick. Yeah,
you're eating two very very rare, but yes, and sometimes
I mean I get up in the middle night sometimes
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alone and p three times. So on average, how many
times you use bathroom to day? I'd say five? Okay,
times five? Okay, you have used the bathroom seventy five
thousand times. Now let me just give you twenty five
thousand just because I'm awarding it. To you, what that
can't be right? You've used the bathroom? What that number
seems so low? I've only used a hundred thousand times
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in my life. I believe so, because what I did
is I really is times the day at times I
don't even know, but I think he goes more than
five times on average, especially when he was a baby.
Because when you're a baby, extra right, and you're a baby, Hugh,
change the diaper about five times a day, because that's
about how many times they go. So if you're forty
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one years old, times three hundred and sixty five days
a year, right, that is crazy. So you know what,
I just Wow, your next bathroom will be one hundred thousand.
We should celebrate this proud, all right. The congratulations Tom
Steerie of East Side, Washington. That's what it's all about.
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That was tell me something good. A voicemail from Rachel
in Wisconsin. I'm super super sad about Kelsey and Herta force.
I was wondering, though, is this divorce that race has
been cheasings let us know? Saying so, Ray Mundo, our
audio producer, came to us months ago and said he
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knows of a divorce. It's gonna happen and it's two
famous people, and he sealed it in an envelope and
wrote the date on it. Now, Ray, is Kelsey and
Morgan that sealed secret divorce in the sealed envelope. It
is not Kelsey. And that is all I've been wondering. Listen.
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I am sorry for the couple. I hope you find happiness.
But ever since we talked about, like this was announced,
I was like, this is finally Ray's gonna open the
envelope we find out when it was him, he knew
the secret. And now I'm like, oh, well, so when
do we open on thee? Yeah? When do we just
give up? Well, you can't open it if we don't
know because been revealed. Well yeah, Ray can't reveal it
like without them. Let's just open it and say the
(32:52):
name sound like okay, let's say it a year if
it hadn't happened, do we open Okay, fair enough today
September seven? If September seventh of next year, year, well
that's lunchbox idea. Okay, So Ray, one year. If it's
not you have to let us know, okay. Yeah, And
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the date was March fifteenth, twenty two, so yeah, yeah,
I mean that's pretty much year. But yeah, Scooba Steeves signed,
it's right here. It wasn't it though, Okay, Lunchbox, I'm
gonna do you a favor. We'll do it that. We'll
do it the date on that y one year from
the envelope. Okay, Ray, But are you worried that your
couple is not divorcing now? Now? I really do think
they are. They've just kept it under wraps. I guess
maybe they didn't make it legal right away, which is
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the reason. That's the only way you get a divorce.
If you make it legal, that's what it is. Otherwise
you just aren't roommates anymore. Maybe that's why they don't
want it to come out. I mean, some of these
other couples, you gotta think they kept it secret for
a certain amount of time. But I was honestly told
that a very popular couple getting divorced. It was not them. Though, Okay,
well we will wait until March of next year. He's like, well,
(33:55):
I mean they still love each other and they make
sweet love and they spend a lot of time together,
but who knows, maybe divorced? No, no, no, no, no, Okay,
Corny time Amy, let's go morning Corny. What's the best
way to cook a crocodile? What's the best way in
a crock pot? Nice? Of course it was. Yeah, that
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was the morning Corny. Love it. Remember Friday, tickets go
on still to my comedically inspirational show in Las Vegas,
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(34:44):
I am so here for blind karaoke and my suggestion
is next time to boys end blinde karaoke, so would
be amazing. Thanks guys, you're welcome, and you're welcome. It's
time for blind karaoke. Boy band, our returning champion is
(35:07):
for you to stand out. Sorry, by the way, happy birthday.
Thank you. This week and you went to Shania twas amazing.
It was amazing. They were dancing guys too, that's where
you went immediately, Dac. Yes, all right, we rolled the
dice and the first one up will be Amy Amy
be performing. We'll spin the wheel. There's a lot of songs.
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Umbop is on there. Yeah, that's a good one. That's
a good one. If you don't know the words, you
just have to keep going. Everybody got it. Yeah, spbo it.
Don't forget. The lowest score will kick you. You'll get
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kicked out. And Amy lands on, I want you back
from the Jackson five. This is so good. Yeah, here
we go. Let's go, give me a lot, m two
jack spot. Here we go. Oh baby, give me your body,
get your body, hatchet started? Will you point at me?
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Oh baby, give me one more chance. Tell me that
you love me. Baby, I just want to be your man,
baby your heart. Don't baby, give me one more chance,
tell me that you love me. I'm just buck to
be back in your heart. Oh baby, give me one
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more chance. Shaking your mood. I'm just want two das
back in your heart. Oh baby, choya, oh man. I
like Michael Jackson was a little boy when you see
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my time, Oh there's the time where I got to
be a bet and put out a misery. That one
was very know. That was a tough one. Also, I
felt the thing was it was is it a love
song sing by little kids? Dejectifield. I started to feel
(37:20):
creepy um. But you did get the melody right, oh baby,
chance you sing it every time. That's the only part
I knew. But also then I thought, oh, they probably
had a dance routine. They did, and you did your
own like that. Good job. Okay, you guys, write your
score down one or ten. By the way, this is
blind karaoke. You don't nobody sees words. Go along with it,
(37:41):
all right, let me write down to Amy's score. That's
a pretty good performance. Emmy. You don't have to lie
for yours in this ever, ever for you way. I
agree with that. Sure. Hey, okay, so I have set
the bar very long. Yeah, that's correct. Next up we'll
be lunchbox. Hey. You feeling over there, Michi? Oh man,
(38:01):
I'm feeling great. Dude. Boy bands, let me tell you
these is my wheelhouse, These is my wheel Yeah? These bands?
Who's on your mount? Rushmore boy band? Worry about the microphone? Uh? Ohtown? Ohtown? Okay? Cool?
Thank you, by the way, thank you for that. Yeah,
you're welcome. Uh, I would say, new kids on the block.
I listen. My brother and sister loved them, so I
heard that song, those their songs a lot. Uh. And
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then I would go with any two more from over
one off for one Yeah, um, I swear right, good job?
Yeah one more Boys to Man. Okay, there you have it.
Yeah that's Mount Rushmore. Yea. On this wheel, there's a
lot of songs. Which release would you like to have
if you had to pick? Because I swear is up there,
Oh it is? And all or Nothing from Otown and
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I'll make Love to you from Boys to min It's
like you read the wheel. Oh, I swear to you.
I didn't know that you swear. Oh you swear. I
see what you did there. No, listen. When I looked
at the wheel, I was like, I don't know any
of those songs, none of them. But then now I
kind of I swear, is there any of them? He's
not the one you want. That's what I want. All
r Here we go, let's span give me. I swear
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when there's that parking garage singing, come on baby lunchbox
gets everybody. Oh that's a good one. Everybody. Boys, Uh
Nick Carter and uh Joey Chase. Yeah, no, okay, here
we go in his name Anco inc Okay, here I
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know I know the other guy. Go ahead. Kirkpatrick, also
an InSync. Okay, day, will you start that over? Who's
in this band? What's the song called? Everybody? Are you
ready to rock your body? Everybody? Oh? Backstreets back all right, everybody,
(39:55):
here we go. I'm shaking my body. Everybody. Body get
in your car and rock your body up. Damn all
the rocket all the way down to the god breathe body.
Look at me, everybody boo yeah, please bite your tickets.
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Bobby's Comedy Show bast December third, you can come see me.
Everybody back out of Hellos, Vegas October eighth and the
Paris cuse see No factory boys were nothing compared to
in See everybody knows that every boat job. You don't
(40:40):
think he ain't getting botus point for promote my show?
Yeah for sure. Now if you threw a lot of
information in there, Chris Martin, um not you not your
vest lyrical performance. Yeah. I just didn't know how to
get to everybody. I didn't know anything that rhymes it
every second. I like that. He didn't know how to
get there, so I just did over did he twerk?
In there? Was working as more to seizure. Okay, get
on this like a blower body seizure huh. That was
(41:01):
a tough song. Guys, like a good workout. It was.
That's good. I thought you did a good job. That
passion was there. Yeah, you got the word everybody in sure.
It did a lot rock is it? Everybody rock your body? Huh?
Everybody rock your body and that's all I know. Right, Yeah,
it's basically the whole song there he is lunchbox everybody.
Well yeah, but they do say backstreets back right. Yeah? Yeah,
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that was good. Was that this song? Yeah? Yeah, yes,
all right, lunchbox, Next job, buddy, next job. Everybody vote
for me? Uh well it's only three of us who
vote for you. A good yeah, yeah, Okay, we're gonna
come back Abby, Abbey and Eddie will perform, although I
do think Abby, since you're the champion, you can you
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can go last if you want, or you can go first.
Next segment, which would you like? I'm gonna go first. Okay,
So Abby will come back and if anybody beats Abby,
twenty bucks to the winner, the champion, you make the cash.
Abby will perform and then Eddie blind karaoke. It is
our second set of performances from Abby are a returning
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champion and Eddie and if you're asking why would you
do this? Bit? Here you go, I am so here
for blind karaoke, and my suggestion is, next time do
boy band blind karaoke. So would be amazing. Thanks guys,
you're welcome. Thank you. On our will we have all
these boy band songs. Amy had the Jackson five, I
Want You Back, Lunchbox had Backstreet Boys, everybody everybody? Yeah, Abby,
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is our song that you'd prefer as a champ? Which
one do you think you do the best? I think
I'm a believer think that one. Okay, here we go,
let's spinet that way. Okay, So for our listeners, here's
that song, good one? It is good. Yeah, so comfortable
(42:57):
with that, I think? So okay, Abbe you have until
the chorus or we can't take it anymore. Would sometimes
have to shut down much walk. I hope it's the chorus.
Are you ready? You go ahead? Yes? Yeah? Nice? You
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are my flow the one DESI you believe when I
said stop, I wan it that way, we're too worlds
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part I can't reach to your hut when I say
I one it that way. Tell me why you ain't
a timbadah to me? Why ain't nothing but a missstick
(44:06):
to me? Why I never want to hear say I
one it that way? Wow? I thought you might go
for the big note there and you didn't. But is
a is a good? Solid performance? Rough that first course
(44:27):
is all you gets. You might as well make hit it. Yeah,
that first course is also the fine. She knew all
the words, she'd get all the words right, yeah, yeah,
I mean I don't know. I'll sleep a slow song.
How are you supposed to make it? Bring some energy? Girl?
She was bouncing around. Write writer, write scores down guys,
(44:51):
put down a Z for snores. That would be that
would be three z's if you want to last up
to clothe? Oh is this show? I feel good about
your friend and mine? Dallas cowboys hat on, good luck
dy father of four producer. Ready there he is, all right,
(45:13):
you got it. You gotta do good. Everybody's gonna go home,
and this is good. I mean I'm coming in with
zero confidence, like zero. Why I don't know, no boy man,
he's try I'd like he's too cool for boy. But
I swear because of John Michael Montgomery, like I would
not know all for one? Is it the same version?
It is? Okay? I mean that's really it. I'm a believer.
Maybe by the Monkeys, Yeah, same versions first John Michael. Yeah,
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really I knew that. I knew that, but it's different music.
So I may not even put two and two together.
You'll get two and two might equel five, but you'll
get close. But I don't land on it first. Ready,
come on, let's spend swear I'll dominate if it lands on,
I swear, okay, here on there he goes, step by STI.
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I don't know that one, like I don't know that one.
New Kids on the Block, Eddie Action, Little Joey mctyre, Jordan, Oh,
Marky Mark, Mark, Mark's little brother Donnie. Hey, do you
know who we are with the new Kids on the Block? Boy, Oh,
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I'm gonna get to your girl. It's song we want
step at a time, Step by step, Oh baby, till
I get to you, girl? Did I nail that? Oh?
Step by step? It's my left foot first, then my
right foot second. Can I'm step into you? Girl? You're
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the beautiful girl I see on the streets, my backstreet.
See what I did. I'm a new kid on the
block and I'm looking at all the chicks and I
see you girl. So I'm gonna get to you step
fast step, Oh baby, do not get to your curl.
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Oh I feel those pretty blue eyes. I'm gonna get
to your girl. Step by step? Was that close at all?
Not really? I mean it kind of goes step by step,
one step and we'll have lots of fun step too.
They do that. Yeah, that's at the whole part of it,
(47:28):
the whole thing. But you got pretty good. If I
would have gotten the right stuff, I would have gotten
that one or hanging tough. If if the queen had
nad she became Sorryboddy, all right, put your mic on
the stand, Eddie Amy, Yes you're safe girl, congratulations, all right,
trust me total close to you? Were bad? Right? Can
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you give me? Can you give me some thinking music? Ray?
Can you give me some math music? Everyone was so different.
I want to do my math here. You guys could
all just yeah you re quiet? Shout for one second? Sorry, yeah, yeah, yeah,
get a little little hushing up here. Okay, score's Amy score?
Okay at Amy's score here, lunchboxes score. Not a lot
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of adding there, right, Can you give me some sort
of let me ask in all right? Can you give
me some math music? Please? All right. The musical let's
se want to do mathun times is got Amy scorps
carry the nine, Lunchbox car the twin. I'll say this,
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Lunchbox and Amy, as I've added up, their two scores
are tied. Let's see, Abby, I'm not feeling good. I'm
not Eddie's good. Okay. Oh my gosh, dude, you took
no time out in my score up yea zero. There
(48:54):
was no carry on the one easy to do Okay,
I'll say this, Amy Lunchbox are tied. That doesn't mean anything,
you guys, hang out. Hey, Abby, you got a total
of nineteen points high, pretty high. She knew all the words, guys.
I mean it is blind karaokee, and you proved you
knew the good nineteen points. Why is that so shocking
(49:16):
to you? Guys? That was three sixes is eighteen, so
it's not that high. It'd be a seven and two
sevens okay. But I mean I just figured when you
fall asleep that you would not give it a kid
like did you not find? Honestly? Was that not a
boring performance compared to everybody else? But she knew the words? End,
I thought she'd take a bigger chance at the end, honestly,
but you know, what do I know? No risk? What
do I know except working? Okay, Eddie, Yeah, you have
(49:41):
a score of seventeen, so you did not win. Oh
oh my gosh, is there gonna be a sing off?
So let's go Amy Abby nineteen, Eddie has seventeen. Lunchbox
and Amy are tied at sixteen. Last place, your last place.
(50:06):
We need to we need to compete for loss. Somebody's
got to be the loser. We got to sing it off. Yeah,
call it. Oh okay, you said Hedges that Taiales. It
is tales you're in, but I swear Pizza Champions. Well,
(50:30):
thank you. Don't forget On Friday tickets, Guanso comedically inspirational.
It's my show in Las Vegas at the Win December
third tickets guans Friday that she will be December third,
which is a Saturday night. All right, let's do the news.
Bobby's story. The post office is saying mailboxes randomly, we'll
(50:54):
have dryer sheets in them, and they're like, if you
guys see this, Oh, I don't want to say. What
do you think is that? If you know, don't say,
because I've killed a bit what do you think's happening?
Dryer sheets in the mailboxes? Oh what swingers gotta be Okay,
So if you have one in your mailbox saying hey
see it, just come on in, yep, come on, get
you swing on. That's a sign like swingers are supposed
(51:17):
to drive through the neighborhood and if you find a
dryer sheet means I'm ready in the back. Okay, Well
that's not what swinging is. I'm ready in the back. Back.
Check all the mailboxes, swinger. What I saw on TikTok
is they have pineapples. They turn their pineapples. I've seen that.
I've seen that too, but this is a new one.
Or tide boxes. I don't know about that one. Eddie. Yeah,
I'm thinking it has something to do with money laundering
(51:38):
code like laundry. So you put dirty money in your
mailbox and it has a dryer sheet in it, you
can clean it. So the post office is saying that
postmen or post women are leaving dryer sheets in the
mailbox to avoid wasps and yellow jackets, like they're actually
doing it. It's not a scam at all. So if
you see one, don't think someone's conna kill you. Yeah, well,
(52:01):
and what we could do to help them out is
go ahead and put them in there so that way
keeps them from the Senate dryer sheets can be used
as a preventative measure to help keep those bugs away
and keep the wasps in the yellow jackets. But when
I saw it too, I thought it was some scam.
Yeah for sure. Yeah, I didn't go swingers though. I mean,
I never got the swingers ever, And I think the
top ten things Linda bent swingers. Next up, pilot threatens
(52:23):
to turnaround after a passenger air drops nudes to the
entire plane. Love that. The pilot of a Southwest Airlines
flight threatened to cancel takeoff after someone on the planes
and a naked photograph to other passengers. The incident involving
Apple's air drop happened on a flight from Houston to
Cabo in Mexico. Quote, here's the deal. If this continues
(52:44):
while we're on the ground, I'm gonna have to pull
back to the gate. Everybody's gonna get off, or we're
gonna get security involved, and vacation is going to be ruined.
That's what the pilot says. So, you folks, whatever that
air drop thing is quit sitting naked pictures and let's
get you to Cabo. That's from ABC thirteen News. I
got an air drop picture and so to Kaitlin on
a plane, a dirty one. We didn't open it. You
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can see we didn't because you don't see a preview
if it's from if you don't have your settings to
see a preview. All right, it said something like Clark
one one one would like to airpark one one. For
sure it was dirty, and so Kaitlyn shows me her phone.
Should shot accept it? I'm like no, And then I
got it, and I wanted to accept it. I just
didn't wanted to see like a naked dude. And then
(53:27):
then I'm like, oh, that's okay. I don't want to
But me I wanted to look and see, but I didn't.
We didn't, but we got hit with the air drop
two on a plane. Wow, I know it's WEIRDOS. A
nightclub wants to ban staring without verbal consent of the
other people. Okay, how do you do? A nightclub is
(53:49):
hoping to implement a policy that bands individuals from staring
at each other without prior concent from the person being
stared at club seventy seven post it Ons website. It's
because harassment to stare at someone without their consent, and
that law enforcement may be called a patrons engage in
that behavior. Let's why you go to this club? No?
Never in my life, how is the chicks supposed to know? Hey,
(54:10):
I'm into your walk up and say hey, how is
how am I supposed to know? Like, hey, that girl's
digging my childie like she's staring at me from across
the bar? Did it all average? You staring at you
all the time? Still, Yes, it happens. This is the
and how you remember I was? You were staring at them?
You're out of the club. No, I was just looking
for my friend across the dance wars. True, I was
trying to see if they're over there, like I mean,
(54:33):
buts and next story, club seventy seven closes, But because
people just go there staring. No, because they go bankrupt,
No one goes there anymore. I don't know if I
were going to clubs and the club I wanted to
go to said no staring, I don't know that I
would go the lamest club ever, University of Chicago researchers
and other estimated doctors. According to this would need more
(54:54):
than twenty seven hours in a day to give all
their patients adequate care. Uh yeah, we're just getting like
the quick version. We're getting. Okay, I'm gonna guess this slap.
Go onto the next room, and there's like people in
every room and you go to the doctor. One doctor
is making all the round, so you get like six
or seven rooms or somebody waiting in every room, and
that doctors bouncing around all of them. That's why you're
(55:15):
there for so long. And I don't know whose fault
it is, but as it says here, doctors don't have
enough time in the day to do their job. So
that's been the daily mail. But it also doesn't make
me feel good about the healthcare. I already think our
healthcare system is terrible, right just in general. The fact
that we're one of the only countries in the world
(55:36):
that doesn't have the healthcare paid for that is that
blows my mind. And there are people that can't even
afford their prescriptions, Like that's literally happening in our country,
where people don't go to the doctor because they know
they can't afford the bill or the medicine that the
doctor gives them, and then they die, and then they
die because of it. So here we are supposed to
be in an advanced country and we don't have our
healthcare paid for. It is now you can go well, No,
(55:58):
I like the privatization of medicine. It's only because you
grew up that way and we've always had. It's bonkers
to me that people die and don't get their medicine
because they can't afford it. That's not something you should
have to afford. That's not like I'm really gonna work
hard on one day I can afford medicine. No, that's
(56:18):
that should be a part of living in this country,
the richest country in the world. We can't even take
care of her own people anyway. Anyway, Hey, I'll get
off myself the holy cred And I say, I get
so mad about it because that was me as a
kid and as a young adult. We never went to doctor.
We can afford the medicine never and anybody that grew
(56:39):
up like I grew up, that's the struggle. You gotta
pay your bills before you even think. I never went
to the dentist until my twenties. So yeah, whatever you
want to say about me, I'll take it. But there
is no reason people should be scared to go to
the doctor because they cannot afford the medicine or the doctor. Billy,
it blows my mind. A little girl in Germany has
legally changed her name from Alexa because well Amazon, Yeah, yeah, yeah,
(57:05):
I get it. I get it. And I'm like, oh,
you know, I don't know. Maybe if she sicks, maybe
she'll know Alexa. That's a that's a bad one. It's
never gonna change, unfortchange. And then finally a new reason
to freak out. You'd be light from your phone, computer
and TV is giving your wrinkles and accelerating your aging. Whoa,
that's from your tech alert lunchbox. But you mean you're
(57:29):
gonna not talk to your friends from high school for
ten minutes this morning when you go down. That's Ryan.
I'm on Facebook for a couple of men. He was
mid conversation with an old friend right now. That's all
he does. He's not a little chat in Facebook and
talks to like his buddies from the third period. Too
much screen time as a link to obesity and psychological problems,
and now cellular functions and the blue light emitted by
(57:50):
these also can't affect your wrinkles and make you look
older than you really are. Huh, that's not good for you.
You're always on your yea yeah. But here's what is
good for me. I were big dark room glasses. You
can't even see old am good. Yeah, and text my
eyeballs and a lot of the aging happens around the eyes.
O crow's nest where they call that feet because your
(58:12):
glasses block the sun. Like five years my glasses, We're
gonna go from an upper lip to my forehead and
I'll be like Bobby's story on the Bobby Bones Show. Now,
Tierra Kennedy, Tierra, it's so good to see you. You know,
you're one of my favorites in the whole world. Okay,
And I don't just say that, because what's happening later
(58:33):
today is Tierra will go and perform on the Today Show,
which I'm hosting today. I'm coosh with Hoda. And they said,
pick anybody you want, and they gave me. They just said,
pick whoever you want. I have two people and you
were one of them. You're so here we go. I
don't even know how they told you, because I didn't.
I didn't call you anything. I was just like I
want Tiera to come, can you please let her know? Yeah,
(58:54):
so my manager told me, and there's a video of it,
but it's really embarrassing because I'm just like a bad reactor.
There's a video of how come we don't have that
because it's bad? Cool? And then she just walked that
would be even better than like an emotional no. I
did not do that. I do like this weird like dance.
When she told me it like it's not a normal
(59:15):
reaction at all, but I was very excited and very thankful.
What kind of dance. I was like, shaking my booty.
I did that same reaction. Yeah, same same. So Tiera
is here, and I wanted to play before we talk anymore,
because again, she's been on this show. We did an
hour on the Bobby Cast. I had to come out
and open some shows for me because and she was
better than me. Everybody I was talking about they were like, yeah,
(59:37):
you were fine, but Tiera I stole the show. So Tiara,
what are you going to play first? So I'm gonna
play my current single, UM. I wrote this about my husband, UM,
and I just kind of sat down and started talking
about all the things I love about him, and we
put it into a song. So what's it called. It's
called founded, didn't you? So you grew up near or
(59:58):
actually in burm him? So, I grew up in a
suburb called Gardendell, But like Birmingham is what everybody else.
So that's just what I say. And so Amy back
in twenty fifteen, and I didn't know this, but she
reminded me of this way later, and maybe Mike did.
We did a thing where people sending videos. I'm like,
why did you send in a video game? What was
the contest? It was to sing better man? I think
(01:00:22):
so you were like picking the best person to sing
that song and then they would come on the show
and sing it. Okay. So twenty fifteen, she sent a
video from home in Birmingham of her singing little Girl Crush.
Here you go, Hey, y'all. My name's Tiera and this
is my cover of Girl Crushed by Little Big Town.
And this is for the Bobby Bone Show. So I
hope you'll lock it. I gotta coo. I mean you
(01:00:47):
sound like a kid. I do I sound like a baby? Yeah?
I sound like I mean you were a kid. Embarrassing,
but who knew we've been on this journey together the
whole time. I know, man, super cool. Well I tell
you this all the time, to this all the time,
but it's so true. Like being on your show was
right next to playing at the Opry, and so you know,
(01:01:07):
it's really cool. Like listening to that and thinking of
where I am now, like that girl would have just
lost her mind. Well, that girl's awesome and you're awesome,
and so I'm super excited they allowed me to go
who do you believe In? Because that's what they did,
Who do you believe in? And they can come play
the Today Show? And I said, you were You were it,
You're it, You've always been. I tell you that all
the time. Any opportunity I get to go, it's you.
(01:01:29):
I like to do that. Do you have a mentor?
Nicole Gallian, my publisher, has been really great to me,
you know, even before she signed me, just helping me
throughout my career and like, you know, any questions I have,
She's always been great. And then Carly Pearce and Kelsey
Ballerini and Jimmy Allen, those three have just been really
(01:01:53):
really sweet to me and you know, just helping me
whenever I can, and they always pick up the phone,
so I have the same mentor exactly, Yeah, Nicole. Fun
fact is she's the other person I'm bringing. I know
it wasn't all purpose, and I was telling her, I
was like, I didn't even think about the fact that, yeah, esfessionally,
you guys work together and comp Yeah, yeah, that's so exciting. Well,
(01:02:14):
so later this morning, like our show ends here at
ten Central, and then from ten to eleven wherever you are,
that's the hour that I'll be co hosting the Today's
Show with Hoda and today Tierra will be on so
you can watch her. What song are you going to
do live? I'm going to play Founded in You, the
one you just did. Yeah, let's hear it again. Do
you have so what's up? You have any new music?
(01:02:35):
I'm an now I do, and I'm so pumped. So
I've been playing I've been playing some new songs out
at you know, these festivals and shows that I've been doing.
And there's this one song called Alba Nights that people
have just been asking for and so I'm really excited
to be releasing that on September twenty third. Yet it's
(01:02:55):
not but you can pre save it now, Yea yeah,
you know, I'm gonna saving it when it comes out,
but I think that's cool for other people to remember.
I'm gonna real save it the day, you know, I
kind of got Look, I'm a big fan. I've said
it one hundred times. I'm excited about today. I will
get to go and you're gonna crush it, make me
look so smart, be fun. Why were you broad? She's awesome.
I'm gonna be like I know, I told you so.
(01:03:16):
I'm texting all my Alabama cousins right now to pre
save that. Yes, we spent every summer watching the Birmingham
fireworks on Fourth of July with Lee Greenwood singing, Yeah,
all right, there you go. Final question, because you're better
at me than everything you do. What is on your
Apple radio show? What do you do over there? Oh?
So I get to play my friends music, which is
really fun and just like people that I love. But
(01:03:39):
I also play my music. You know, I do that
too sometimes, but I get in trouble for doing that
where you probably get to openly do it. Yeah, I
mean I've had like three songs on my show in
one one episode, So sorry about it. I like that.
I like that, Okay, listen, everybody. I hope you support
Tierra Kennedy. Go to Tierra Music on Instagram and Twitter.
Today she will be on the Today Show with me
(01:04:00):
as soon as this show is over. Uh, she's already
going to be there, but I will head right over.
And it's just so cool. You're so good. I tell
you that all the time. Sometimes I'm like, I tell
her too much that show. I never get tired of it.
Thank you, So I'll see you later on what is
your name? By the way, Brandon Brandon, your your harmonies
A plus. I thank you very much. They were It's
(01:04:20):
like you're like and like a big strong guy. I
usually try to sing higher than her. Yeah, yeah, that
was my impression. I'm killing it all right at Tierra
Music Tiera. I'll seeing a little bit. Great job as usual.
She has. My mind is blown that you can take
the learner's permit test at home? Now, isn't that crazy? Hey?
(01:04:44):
Am I not cheat? Well? Because they I have you
swear okay if you promised to God. But like my
daughter has to take it, but I have to be
her proctor. And they the Tennessee you know drivers whatever
made get on their app and like verify my face
three different ways, and then I get to administer the
(01:05:06):
test to her. It's bonkers. So if she ends up cheating,
what do you cut your face or what? Oh? Your
but yes, like, hey, don't mess up or don't let
your kids cheat because then you know most people are
helping their kids. Absolutely. But then, but that doesn't do
you any favors because you want your child to be
safe on the road. No, you want your child to
(01:05:27):
go run errands for you and start driving. I mean
that's gonna go to the grocery store. Sure, yeah, a
learners permit, though you can't do it by himself. Oh
that's true, you have to go with the license. Yeah.
But still, though, I think parents probably helped their kids
in this situation. Not me. I'm gonna be a good proctor.
I'll buy the book. Well, you're teaching your daughter to drive?
Oh god, no, I don't think she's teaching her. She's
(01:05:48):
making sure, she's making sure she doesn't cheat on the test.
She's the driver's ed. But then the actual test can
be taken at home. But I had to, like, you
had to draw. Listen, the app pulled up this thing
with three dots on it, and you had to take
your nose with the app or your eyeballs and might
connect all the dots. It took me four or five
(01:06:09):
tries to get it right, and it was very, very difficult.
But then I thought, oh, they for sure are hacking
all of my facial features and now it's not even
a real thing a Russian app. Yes, no, it's crazy.
So do you have to learn the rules again because
this would be a great thing for you. No. She
takes the test online and they grade her. I just
(01:06:30):
have to be the person in charge. Amy. Question one,
Which of the following is a dangerous habit when driving
in work zones? One failing to carefully watch for workers
and moving equipment. Yeah. Two tailgating another vehicle okay, or
three both of the above. Both of the above would
be dangerous. Good. That's an easy one. Correct, It's a
(01:06:53):
good one. Yes. Great. If you want to enter the
freeway but you don't see a gap in traffic, you
should enter the freeway. Okay, you should a maintain your speed.
I hate it during freeway and hopefully other drivers create
a gap. Okay, that's that's what I say every time.
(01:07:14):
Slow down on the ramp and wait for a gap
or stop at the end of a ramp and wait
for a gap. You don't stop because that could cause issue.
But honestly, I probably need to know the right thing
to do because I struggle entering the freeway. I think
it's that you just speed up and but you sometimes
(01:07:36):
the options again speed up if you want into the freeway,
but you don't see a gap in traffic, you should
a maintain your speed and hopefully the other drivers will
create a gap. Okay, slow down on the ramp and
wait for a gap. Or stop at the end of
the ramp and wait for a gap. B you slow down.
You don't stop, but you slow down to ease your
way in. How do you guys feel about that? Yeah,
(01:07:57):
that's right. Yeah, that's good. Okay, that's correct. Ye took
you a long time to get there, but I know
because three accidents. Okay, one final question. You must yield
the right away to an emergency vehicle that is using
its siren and flashing lights by driving as closely to
the right edge of the road as possible and stopping
(01:08:18):
moving into the right lane and driving slowly until it
has passed, or stopping immediately even if you're within an intersection.
You go to the right and you stop. So you're
gonna pick driving closely to the right edge and then stop.
He yes, Okay, anyone want to pick anything else? Nope, nope, Okay,
Amy hit it. I mean wow, So she knows the rules,
(01:08:39):
she just doesn't know how to execute the rules. If
I see an emergency vehicle, I go to the right
and I stop. Hey, do you guys also like speed
up and follow it? When it passes, you phone out
to record it and call nine on one. Yes? All right, Well,
good luck with that. Let us know how she does. Hey,
a lot of things happening over there by bone show
(01:09:01):
down story up the day. This story comes up from Pennsylvania.
A forty seven year old woman was mad at her
ex boyfriend, so she showed up to the car dealership
where he's at, walks in and pulls his shotgun on him,
and they talk her down. They walk outside and his
car is on fire. She had found a witchcraft book,
(01:09:21):
taking pages out of it, threw it in the car
and burn it up, hoping he would get a spell. Wow,
there's a lot to that story. Yeah, layers, it's like
that Carrie Underwood song a little bit. But it's like
before cheat with witchcraft. Yeah yeah, yeah, all right, I'm lunchboxed.
That's your bone head story of the day. It's very cool.
Eddie and his wife just celebrated their seventeenth wedding Anniverse.
(01:09:43):
Yeah that crazy, dude. That is crazy. It really like time.
I would say time flies, but it's really felt like
thirty years. You know, like marriage is crazy, but like
we've had so many changes in our marriage, like you know,
with our addition to our two new kids and all that.
Like I think I look back and like it's crazy.
(01:10:05):
We look at each other like we've been married for
seventeen years, but it's felt like a lifetime, like super
super long lifetime. You've been married for over half of
my life. Oh yeah, So anyway, look at that. What
did you guys do? I mean, seventeen's a weird number.
It's a long, cool number, sure, but I mean it's
not like twenty or thirty. Did you guys do anything special? No,
(01:10:26):
I mean not not really. We I don't know. We
kind of just all we did was the kids went
to school, so we got to go spend time and
we went kayaking on a river and we spent time. Awesome. Yeah,
it was good and it's it was a lone time
and we had a really good time. But at the
end we're just like, all right, get back to normal life.
You gotta pick up the kids. And we got to
do dinner and we did Japanese food and then I
made Hawaiian cocktails because when we got married seventeen years ago,
(01:10:48):
we got married in Hawaiian. That's also very cool. Said nothing,
but it sounds like a lot. But I mean, you know,
you want to do like all this stuff, like maybe
I think I think that was excellent. Cool at twenty years,
maybe you do that. Okay, start planning now. The fact
that you made the cocktail, you went kayaking, but it's amazing. Yeah,
it was fun. Seventeen years bro, pretty crazy man. Yeah
(01:11:08):
that number seventeen Mark Grace, we'll look at that, and
you are you've been married the same amount that Mark
Grace Warreners Jersey interested. I don't know how to put
that together, and you shouldn't. That's just what I think about.
All Right, that's it, We're out. I'm gonna go hop
on the Today's Show and do that for another hour.
Please watch today. I'll be on Today. I think Danny
DeVito is on Today. Oh that's awesome. So tomorrow, Derek
(01:11:30):
Jeter crazy, so Joe. He starts to get mad. That's
not cool. Thank you all. We will see you tomorrow.
I'm going to the Today's Show to do that show
now and what is this life? And I'll see you
tomorrow by everybody. Bobby Bones