WEDS FULL SHOW: Our Annual Christmas Gift Exchange! + Brenda Lee In Studio!

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
The Bobby Bone show me everybody room.

Speaker 2 (00:04):
Remember once I was talking to my wife and I
was like, I got really lucky that I have a
young name, because I'm never gonna be Bob, and Bobby's
like a young name. And she was like, young because
you think Bobby's a young I was like, yeah, Bobby,
it's the young name. And she said, do you really
think that? Are you kidding? I was like, of course
I think it. So we look it up and it
was like at its height in like nineteen twenty seven.

(00:25):
I didn't know that Bobby's were really going on.

Speaker 3 (00:28):
I didn't know.

Speaker 2 (00:29):
I thought, like a young name. So how many Bobby's
can you name? Go back and forth until you fall out?

Speaker 3 (00:34):
All right?

Speaker 2 (00:35):
Okay, Amy, Bobby's the chef, good Lunch Barks, Bobby Fisher,
the chess player, Good Eddie, Bobby McPherrin, the singer. Don't worry,
be happy, Amy, Bobby Bones, that's me lunch Bobby Bouchet, yep,
water boy, Eddie Ricky, Bobby ought to accept it. Bobby Brown, Uh,
the singer or the makeup both be taken.

Speaker 4 (00:57):
Okay, Bobby, the makeup is eye.

Speaker 3 (00:59):
I can't take the Bobby Brown Bobby Bonia.

Speaker 2 (01:03):
Baseball player, Pirates Mets. Yeah, Eddie's Bobby Darren. Bobby Darren
singer from like the fifties or sixties. Let's Bobby Jones,
the golfer. And also people think I am when I
do anything where they don't know country music. Lunchbox, He's done.

Speaker 3 (01:18):
No, Bobby, I would say Bobby Winner.

Speaker 2 (01:21):
Bob you in high school?

Speaker 3 (01:22):
We cony is holy? Yeah, lunchbox eliminated.

Speaker 5 (01:24):
Eddie, Uh, Bobby, Bobby.

Speaker 2 (01:28):
Bob Bobertson, Oh my nickname? No? Uh no incorrect, Amy,
I think you win the Bobby game. Can you name
another one?

Speaker 1 (01:36):
Bobby?

Speaker 4 (01:37):
Uh?

Speaker 1 (01:37):
Your realize name?

Speaker 2 (01:39):
Bobby Wagner, the linebacker for the Rams. Probably I wouldn't accepted.
Bobby moynihan, the comedian. But Bobby Helms, who sings this
song jingle Bell Rock an old name or not song,
Bobby Helms. I did all that to get to this.

Speaker 6 (01:56):
Okay, it's like a fun game though.

Speaker 2 (01:59):
Yeah, Bobby Bones, Yeah, it's anonymous.

Speaker 7 (02:05):
Anonymous the question to be.

Speaker 2 (02:17):
Bobby. My girlfriend recently broke up with me. I just
bought her a pair of Norma Tech compression boots days
before we broke up. Days she accepted them. I have
the receipt. I am still in the window to return
the norma tech compression boots, but I need to act
fast to put in expective. We're both poor college students,

(02:39):
and the boots cost seven or fifty bucks brand news
that much. Yes, you brought me some of those.

Speaker 3 (02:43):
I have them.

Speaker 2 (02:43):
I do same ones.

Speaker 8 (02:46):
I use them.

Speaker 1 (02:47):
I'm so glad you use people use them.

Speaker 4 (02:49):
Yeah, I feel like the ones I got were sending
a bit more. But maybe they're.

Speaker 2 (02:55):
Right.

Speaker 4 (02:55):
You've given You've been very generous to me. You're like
fort Worth there.

Speaker 2 (03:01):
It was something literally was like great gifts.

Speaker 3 (03:05):
Well you did you said mine were a little more.

Speaker 2 (03:07):
I know you did do that.

Speaker 3 (03:08):
You threw.

Speaker 2 (03:10):
Anyway, I would it be right for me to ask
for the boots back? How should I ask? If so? Sincerely, boyfriend,
boyfriend given the boot. So here's the thing, would it
be right? Sure? There's nothing that's going to put you
in jail for going? Hey, do you mind if I
take those boots back? You just can't be upset or

(03:31):
hold it against her if she keeps them, because they
were a gift.

Speaker 1 (03:33):
But I don't think you can ask for them back.

Speaker 2 (03:35):
They can't it's very easy. You can ask for any
gift back if you wanted to ask me for those
back that if I wanted that George Straight shirt that
I gave you that I don't remember giving you.

Speaker 1 (03:44):
You just wear it now you know you gave it
to me.

Speaker 2 (03:46):
But if I wanted to go like, can I have
it back?

Speaker 8 (03:48):
Or the.

Speaker 2 (03:50):
Now that pel and Tarmill you just have it? Was awesome.
That's a great gift I got, you want to back.
And her now ex husband, I think, got a little irritated.
I've spent so much money on her.

Speaker 4 (03:58):
Oh no, he was going to get that for me
for Christmas.

Speaker 2 (04:01):
And then how many friends in your life do you have,
like Amy? I don't have none.

Speaker 3 (04:05):
Well who got to keep it? Did you keep them?

Speaker 2 (04:07):
You better have if he has it?

Speaker 5 (04:08):
Oh my goodness, oh my god, Oh my god.

Speaker 1 (04:12):
Amy, that it is at my house.

Speaker 2 (04:15):
Calm, Why did you look at me? Funny?

Speaker 1 (04:18):
I was just like letting y' all think of her.
I don't believe you a picture. It's at my house.

Speaker 2 (04:24):
Amy has a barry Man a lot of shirt that
I have that that she knows that.

Speaker 1 (04:26):
You gave to me.

Speaker 2 (04:27):
I don't remember giving her these clothes.

Speaker 3 (04:28):
What do you want to back?

Speaker 2 (04:30):
No, but if I wanted to ask about I could.
But you don't have to give it back because you
own it.

Speaker 4 (04:33):
Well, I shall give them back since you don't recall
giving no.

Speaker 2 (04:36):
You keep them on that you can ask for them back,
but she'd probably not gonna give them back. She shouldn't
give them back if she doesn't want to, so she
shouldn't give it back. But you can ask, but I wouldn't.
You wouldn't give it back.

Speaker 1 (04:48):
I wouldn't ask.

Speaker 2 (04:48):
I would if you got asked.

Speaker 9 (04:51):
Me.

Speaker 2 (04:52):
I wouldn't have broken up with him, such a nice guy,
or I'd have broken up with him before. I would
have taken the boots and been like, I can't take
these because here's the thing, I can't be with you anymore.

Speaker 1 (05:01):
Or you would have stayed at least a month.

Speaker 2 (05:03):
Or I'd have stayed another year or so. Yeah with
him a fifty bucks? Yeah, all right, good luck, get
the boots back. That's what I say. If you need
us to call her and make a video and ask
for him back, we will. I will know. That's hilarious.
What do you mean?

Speaker 1 (05:14):
No, we won't, will we you will?

Speaker 2 (05:18):
Okay?

Speaker 3 (05:18):
I will?

Speaker 2 (05:18):
Anybody else on the show that wants to be a
part of it. I'll do it, you'll do it. Email
us back, Bobby Bones. It's been sixty five years since
this song came out round and she's here.

Speaker 3 (05:32):
Brenda Lee is here.

Speaker 2 (05:34):
What's crazy is yeah, we know her for this, but
she's in the Hall of Fame, like the country music
Hall of Fame. She's in the rock and roll Hall
of Fame. She's got millions and millions of albums and
straight it's crazy how successful she's been. But she's here.
Let's talk to Brenda Lee. I don want to talk
to her about hanging out with George Jones and Little
Richard and all those artists too. Next up Brenda Lee,
who's in her Hundai green room in studio from the

(06:03):
Bobby Bone Show. On the Bobby Bones Show. Now, it
is so nice to have you in here. I see
you driving around town sometimes and I always kind of
geek out. I'm like, there's Brenda Lee.

Speaker 1 (06:14):
Well, aren't you sweet?

Speaker 3 (06:15):
I am very sweet?

Speaker 2 (06:16):
Yes, thank you, You're welcome, very very sweet. Yeah, So
correct me if I'm wrong here. But the song that
every Christmas has played all the time, over and over again.
You sing that when you were six years old? Is
that right? Nine? Do you remember singing it? Because I
don't know almost anything at nine years old.

Speaker 10 (06:32):
I do, Yeah, I remember the players that played on it.

Speaker 1 (06:36):
I'll ever forget.

Speaker 10 (06:38):
I was sitting at home in the phone rang and
I answered it and it was one of my friends
and she said, Brenda, did you know that your song is.

Speaker 1 (06:47):
All over the movie Home Alone?

Speaker 2 (06:50):
It says here that it was recorded in nineteen fifty eight.
I guess I just assumed that it had always been
a massive Christmas hit because in our life it mostly
has been because Home Alone came out.

Speaker 10 (06:59):
When we yeah early, Yeah, and it was played, but
it wasn't like nobody went crazy over it. Yeah, you know,
but it's a good song. It was written by Johnny Marks.

Speaker 2 (07:11):
So was it weird to you that it blew up
way later?

Speaker 7 (07:14):
Yeah?

Speaker 10 (07:14):
It was, And that was really the catalyst that pushed
it to where it went.

Speaker 2 (07:20):
And you have a Christmas EP that you put out
earlier this month, and you do rocking around the Christmas trees,
Santa Claus to come to town, jingle Bell rock, a marshmallow world.
I reimagined rocking, as we like to call it in
the Buzess rocking. That's how we call it, don't you
Guys don't call it that, but me Andy call it
rock Yeah, we call it rocking. So are you known
as like the Christmas Lady? Now that's a big part
of how a lot of us were introduced to you,

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is rocking around the Christmas treath?

Speaker 1 (07:44):
I get you know.

Speaker 10 (07:46):
Like I said, I never thought that that would be
my signature song that everybody, if they remembered me, would
hear that and say, yeah, that that was her song.

Speaker 9 (07:58):
But it's become that on the Bobby Bones Show now fntally,
how old.

Speaker 2 (08:05):
Were you when you recorded I'm sorry?

Speaker 1 (08:07):
Fourteen?

Speaker 10 (08:07):
I am sorry, so sorry?

Speaker 2 (08:19):
And as a kid were you just a very gifted
singer from a young age?

Speaker 1 (08:24):
I guess.

Speaker 10 (08:25):
I mean I never took lessons. I never practiced as
a kid though who did? And it just all came natural?

Speaker 2 (08:35):
And at what age did you start to go I
think I'm going to do this as a job? Was
it at six, seven, eight nine years old? Did you
start traveling around singing? Yeah?

Speaker 1 (08:43):
I did.

Speaker 10 (08:44):
And I came from a very poor family, very poor background,
and I was so thrilled that I was going to
get to go and work and do what I loved,
but get paid for it where I could help my family.

Speaker 2 (09:01):
So would you get on a bus with adults and
travel the country? No?

Speaker 1 (09:06):
Not at that point.

Speaker 10 (09:08):
It was by car and I slept up in the
back window.

Speaker 1 (09:12):
Yeah, because I was little, that's all that's fit.

Speaker 11 (09:15):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (09:15):
Yeah, So yeah that is old.

Speaker 12 (09:17):
School because you didn't have to buckle and no seat
belts and no seat belts, that's right.

Speaker 2 (09:23):
Yeah. So you're traveling around the country. You're a kid performer.
You're basically Justin Bieber before Justin Bieber. Do you know
that I didn't you're the original because the original Justin
Bieber here is yes, yes, which.

Speaker 3 (09:33):
Is super cool.

Speaker 2 (09:34):
Yes. What I think is remarkable about remarkable about your
career is, you know, as we talk about the songs
that you know, you're like, I'm surprised, but you're in
the Country Music Hall of Fame, in the Rock.

Speaker 1 (09:43):
And Roll Hall of Fame and the Rockabilly Hall of Fame.

Speaker 2 (09:46):
Yeah. Yeah, So you you have like two three different
massive careers that independently anyone would be super proud of.
But the fact that you're in multiple hall of fames
just shows how versatile you were as a singer. As
an artist. You know, what years do you feel like
you were thriving the most artistically? Like what age for

(10:09):
you you were like on it? You felt like you
were singing, creating, like everything was going right.

Speaker 10 (10:14):
Probably fourteen, and I was getting the great songs, and
you get a great song and it's not hard to sing.

Speaker 1 (10:21):
But it never was worked to me at all. I
loved it.

Speaker 10 (10:24):
And I think a lot of people in our industry
are unhappy because they don't like what they're doing, but
they love the money that it's bringing in and they
love all that. And you will finally burn out if
you don't.

Speaker 1 (10:41):
Like what you're doing.

Speaker 2 (10:42):
Did you ever burn out?

Speaker 3 (10:43):
Never?

Speaker 10 (10:44):
Because I had a lot of responsibility, even at the
age I was. My dad died when I was seven,
and it was almost like and I love to sing,
nobody may me sing. It was like, Okay, well I
can sing, maybe I can make some money, and you

(11:07):
would send it back home.

Speaker 1 (11:08):
I'd give it to my mama.

Speaker 2 (11:10):
Yes, so I guess you would go back home with it.

Speaker 10 (11:12):
Well, we lived in Georgia, got it. So I was
on a show called John Farmer and the TV Ranch Boys,
And there was a place, a big, huge dance hall
called Sports Arena, and I used to sing there every
weekend with the guys on the show.

Speaker 2 (11:30):
As a kid. So, if you're a kid and you're
in an industry with a lot of adults and times
were different back then though, But were there a lot
of bad influences around you? Not because it was you,
but because that's just the nature of that kind of business.
You're just around adults, and the roads hard, and there's drinking.
And how did that affect you as a kid.

Speaker 10 (11:48):
It didn't affect me because but I would see the
drinking and I would see the it was hard, even
as a kid to ride in a car, and I
remember sleeping up in that back window. I was kind
of kept away and hid from a lot of them.

Speaker 2 (12:05):
Oh that's good. So you had people around you that
cared about you, that detective. Absolutely, that's great. And when
I look back at some of your career, like, for example, uh,
playing Vegas at twelve years old, what was Vegas like?
Just for it doesn't even matter what year it was,
but for a twelve year old to be playing Vegas
that had to be really exciting.

Speaker 10 (12:22):
It was exciting, and Vegas was exciting, and Vegas was good,
not like it is today.

Speaker 2 (12:29):
Evil.

Speaker 1 (12:29):
Now it's changed a lot.

Speaker 2 (12:32):
Somebody pooped in my shower last time I was in Vegas.
I joke when there's smidt pooped my shower, Brenda, that's
so it is evil. So yeah, no, I an't have interview. Yeah,
I'm telling you in a Vegas trip for.

Speaker 1 (12:44):
Me, you peeped it. He didn't.

Speaker 2 (12:46):
Someone pooped in my shower. We went back in the
room after we've been back. But no, I wish it
had been me. I wouldn't have been as grossed outs.
We walked back in the room and that we was
pooping our shower from somebody else?

Speaker 1 (12:58):
What'd you do?

Speaker 2 (12:59):
Caled and said, there's much hour for somebody else. Vegas
has changed. That's all I'm asking about old time Vegas. Yeah.

Speaker 1 (13:05):
I loved old time there.

Speaker 10 (13:06):
Yeah, the days when Wayne Newton was the thing and
all the good acts and the and the quartets and
all they were playing there and it seemed like that
was the place to be at the time.

Speaker 2 (13:19):
Did you ever gamble?

Speaker 6 (13:21):
No?

Speaker 2 (13:21):
Oh man, never never bone show. Well, it's studio with
Brenda Lee right now. Sixty five years since Rocking Around
the Christmas Tree came out. But what we want to
talk about. Next is Patsy Kline, George Jones, Little Richard
hanging out with all of them? And then if you
still make a bunch of money off of rocking around
the Christmas Tree?

Speaker 11 (13:39):
More with Brenda Lee next on the Bobby Bones Show.

Speaker 2 (13:51):
Nownda, can I ask you about some people like, for example,
Little Richard so exciting as a as an artist, not
just a player, not just a singer, but as a
whole artist. And I know that you knew Little Richard?
What was he like?

Speaker 10 (14:05):
He was crazy in a good way, He was very sweet.
He supported a lot of people, and his show was
one of the most excited to this day that I've
ever received. And he's a friend, so.

Speaker 2 (14:31):
A lot of people would even know her. Any kids
younger than me from Full House he went on and
was the uncle on Full House, and so he went
and you played the school showback. I was a big
little Richard fan.

Speaker 1 (14:40):
I was too.

Speaker 2 (14:42):
What about someone like Patsy Klein.

Speaker 10 (14:44):
Patsy uh and I were the best of friends, even
though I was a lot younger. I was a kid,
but I'd go and she talked to me about show business,
and she taught me a whole lot about how to
deal with people.

Speaker 3 (15:02):
I'm crazy for feeling.

Speaker 13 (15:06):
Slowly.

Speaker 11 (15:12):
I'm crazy, crazy, fuffyling.

Speaker 10 (15:19):
So and I lived on Kelly Road at the time
and her we had twelve acres and it was all fenced.
And her plane went down almost in our backyard. Got
home and it broke my heart because even though, like
I said, she was older than me, I just loved her.

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I still I'm close to her kids to this day.

Speaker 2 (15:46):
What about someone like George Jones.

Speaker 10 (15:48):
Well, George, I mean what a singer, one of the
best singers I've ever heard.

Speaker 1 (15:55):
But the studs he pulled.

Speaker 2 (15:58):
And we see that, we hear about them, or we
see like a recreation, but we probably have no idea.

Speaker 10 (16:03):
Well, he was funny and you know I could see
him drinking a little bit. But other people say, we
don't know how if he goes on stage, But.

Speaker 1 (16:18):
He did and he did great.

Speaker 2 (16:20):
Now the race is on in here on front of
the accident party going to the inside.

Speaker 3 (16:27):
God years or hold back the time him not at
the farm hard side of the running. We lost track.

Speaker 8 (16:36):
Fardn't say the races on any little lot of parties
and the winner is all.

Speaker 14 (16:45):
I never knew that side of him because you stayed
away from him in a personal life, or your age
was so well.

Speaker 10 (16:53):
My age was so young. Yeah, Mama wouldn't let me.
When I got off that stage. Mama was waiting and
there we'd.

Speaker 2 (17:00):
Go, Well, that's a lot of love, it is, Yeah,
it is. That's gotta be tough. As you're getting famous,
your mom still going. I'm still the mom even though
you're getting famous. What was your mom like?

Speaker 1 (17:10):
My mom was a beautiful woman.

Speaker 10 (17:12):
My dad died when I was seven, so Mama had
a lot to do, and she was She was a
pretty woman. And she was asked many times by bails
in the industry for a date and she never would
do it. And I would say, Mama, datum, maybe you'll

(17:34):
find somebody for yourself and be happy, and she would
always say, I'm happy now, So I just kind of
let it drop.

Speaker 2 (17:43):
Sounds like she is one of the major influences on
still who you are today.

Speaker 10 (17:47):
Absolutely, I don't know who or what I would have
been without my mother.

Speaker 2 (17:55):
Do you ever go back to your hometown and yeah, yeah,
what's it like now?

Speaker 10 (17:59):
It's still the same, Honest to goodness. I expected to
go down and say, see maybe one big building I
knew there. It wasn't gonna be like Atlanta, but it's
still the same precious little town that it was when
I left.

Speaker 2 (18:18):
Do you have a sign says home of Brenda anything
like that?

Speaker 1 (18:21):
I know they have.

Speaker 10 (18:23):
They have a sidewalk that goes all around the school
I went to, and it's my it's the Brenda Lee sidewalk.

Speaker 2 (18:30):
Oh that's cool, because do you want to sign? I'll
make them put one up if you want one. Do
you want one?

Speaker 1 (18:34):
Yeah? Do it?

Speaker 2 (18:35):
Yeah? No, I don't think I want to call and
talk to the mayor.

Speaker 1 (18:37):
Oh do it?

Speaker 2 (18:38):
Okay, make that note Scuba. We're gonna call and get
a sign that says welcome to the home of Brenda Lee.
There you go, and then it's gonna say quote I'm sorry,
I'm sorry. A couple more questions for you here. If
you were to separate your careers individually, you have like
three different, massive, wildly successful careers. Thank you, and what

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people know now they're that's my Asi and younger are
rocking around. The Christmas tree has still played currently, I
mean as a current Christmas song it is, and then
I'm Sorry went viral and still it's probably sampled for
songs all the time too.

Speaker 1 (19:13):
It is TikTok uses it all. Yeah, yeah, so it is.

Speaker 2 (19:16):
Do you still make decent money off the Christmas song?

Speaker 15 (19:19):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (19:20):
Yeah? Oh good? All right, so that's that supports you?
Like you still get the checks.

Speaker 10 (19:26):
I get the checks. But my husband is the bread winner,
so he supports us. Hey wink wink, and he makes
sure that the royalties are right, oh good, for good
and all that's right. And then he has his own
separate business which is a mill work company and makes

(19:48):
all the trim for the wonderful homes here and.

Speaker 1 (19:51):
Really yeah, it does all that stuff.

Speaker 2 (19:53):
And I need to give you guys a call. Then, yeah,
well were you singing? As he puts it on?

Speaker 1 (19:58):
You are crazy? But you know he.

Speaker 10 (20:05):
Works every day and I say, why are you working
every day?

Speaker 1 (20:10):
You don't have to?

Speaker 10 (20:11):
He says, I love it and I want to take
care of it because we have two girls, three grandchildren
and one great grandchild. We figure that we're going to
try to leave them something if there's extra. I'm here too, okay,
just because you're being real nice to me and I
like that.

Speaker 1 (20:32):
I'll you'll get a check in the mail, don't you worry?

Speaker 2 (20:35):
Thank you? Well, not now no, I'm not dead. Yeah, exactly.

Speaker 10 (20:39):
Yeah, some people think I am, but I'm not.

Speaker 2 (20:44):
Okay, let me say this and Brenda at some point,
maybe even next year, I do this show that's like
a different show. It's like an hour long. We really
get into the career line. I'm so just just wildly
interested in your career other than the Christmas song, Okay,
I would love for you to come over to my
house studio sometimes and us, just because you have such
a history of not just this town, not just this format,

(21:06):
multiple just living different lives through the different.

Speaker 10 (21:10):
When I go to foreign countries, I sing in their languages.
I've learned, no way, Yeah, how many languages? French, Spanish, Japanese.

Speaker 2 (21:21):
What song can you sing in Japanese?

Speaker 10 (21:24):
I had a hit song there called One Rainy Night
in Tokyo, and you can sing that Japanese or nim Wa.

Speaker 2 (21:35):
I don't know if you're lying, So I'm just gonna go.

Speaker 1 (21:38):
She big.

Speaker 10 (21:41):
Nasika said to Nakuti a little bit.

Speaker 1 (21:46):
That's a very big hit.

Speaker 2 (21:47):
Yeah, you're not making that up because I don't know Japanese.
I can't fact check that. No, you call you get
my Japanese from on the phone. Don't have any I
just have to trust you, Brenda. All right, all right,
there she is Brenda. Thank you, Brenda, thank you. Days
from Bobby and by.

Speaker 14 (22:10):
It's time for the good news, which Bobby.

Speaker 2 (22:16):
There's a program in Montgomery, Alabama and with the y
m c A. They're helping people. It's called brown Bag Bus.
And so what's happening is they have turned these old
buses into a way to deliver meals to kids who
can't get to grocery stores, have food insecurity, can't have
healthy food either, and so ohe five hundred kids in
these Montgomery school districts are benefiting from this. The bus

(22:37):
drives around. It's basically like the ice cream truck. That's
cool but healthier. So maybe not as exciting as the
kid at first. They have music but way better. Yeah yeah,
I don't know they have music unless like White sneak
on the radio. They come again home out the programs
all about children. Every lunch they distribute has a vegetable fruit,

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protein carton milk. They even deliverer on holiday. So the
communities come together to raise money for it. They have
people that drive the buses. They even pay people that
drive the buses. So they also can work. It's a
really cool program that the YMCA is doing down in Montgomery, Alabama.
I just want to do a little highlight of that.
So appreciate you guys. Keep it up. Hopefully other communities
can hear and learn from this and do the same.

(23:18):
That's what it's all about. That was telling me something good.
We call him Cringe Kringle flunchbox. You wanted a Christmas Carol.
I love that you're in the spirit, But the problem
is you were doing in the bathroom. Yeah.

Speaker 8 (23:30):
I was at the airport in San Jose and I
was like, this is the perfect spot to spend the
send the holiday cheer out to everybody else.

Speaker 2 (23:37):
I'm just surprised you don't get beat up by some
dude his bats around his knees. Okay, here we.

Speaker 16 (23:41):
Go in Stall two in Stall war No, are you
excited for Christmas?

Speaker 3 (23:49):
How I'm gonna be working?

Speaker 16 (23:51):
Yeah, I'm sorry, man, Well, I'm sorry gonna be working
on Christmas.

Speaker 3 (23:55):
But I'm you're were missing your Christmas Carol with kind
of cheer you up.

Speaker 16 (24:00):
He sees you when you're sleep being your turn. Oh
here's the end. Do you want to join me? Sounds
like you're on the naughty list. You better watch out.
You better not cry, you better or not had. I'm
telling you why Santa Claus is coming to town. Hoh

(24:22):
hoh hoo, Mery Christmas. Did that cheer you up a
little bit? A little bit?

Speaker 2 (24:29):
Yes?

Speaker 3 (24:30):
Should we take him on the top and sing it together?

Speaker 2 (24:33):
Oh?

Speaker 3 (24:34):
All right? Man?

Speaker 2 (24:36):
So the worst thing that could happen as you walk
out at stall at the same time as dude. Do
you leave before him or do you wait for him
to go?

Speaker 11 (24:41):
No?

Speaker 3 (24:41):
No, I wait for him to go because I want
another person to come in so I can sing to them.

Speaker 2 (24:44):
Are you stay?

Speaker 3 (24:46):
I stay planted? All right? Stall two? Istall one? How's
it going?

Speaker 2 (24:52):
Man?

Speaker 3 (24:53):
Are you ready for Christmas?

Speaker 2 (24:55):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (24:55):
Man? Right around the corner.

Speaker 16 (24:57):
Do you want to sing a Christmas carol together?

Speaker 2 (25:01):
That's awesome.

Speaker 16 (25:04):
I'm dreaming of a wild Christmas.

Speaker 2 (25:10):
Shoot your turn.

Speaker 16 (25:13):
Listen, you know dreas okay, so you're not gonna partake,
but you're just gonna enjoy it.

Speaker 3 (25:19):
I'm gonna okay.

Speaker 16 (25:21):
I'm dreaming of a wide Christmas. With every Christmas card
I write, may your days be merry and bride, and
may all your Christmases be wide solid thanks man, Merry Christmas.

Speaker 2 (25:46):
So did you have the words in front of you
on my phone?

Speaker 3 (25:50):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (25:50):
Yeah, I didn't think you would know the words because
you definitely did not know how the song went. What
you mean, like the melody of it?

Speaker 3 (25:55):
I did nailed it?

Speaker 2 (25:57):
No, No, I love your passion for it, doesn't it?
Stinking there?

Speaker 3 (26:00):
Sometimes? Oh, that's part of it. That's part of the ay,
it's part of the job.

Speaker 9 (26:04):
Man.

Speaker 2 (26:05):
You guys at one more from CRINCHA Yes, Hey, what's
some urinal?

Speaker 3 (26:10):
How's it going good? Would you like to hear a
Christmas carol? Yeah? You want to sing with me?

Speaker 2 (26:18):
Was he standing at a urinal? Yeah?

Speaker 3 (26:20):
Yeah, you beat on your door.

Speaker 2 (26:21):
Yeah.

Speaker 8 (26:21):
I'm on the stall and the urinal was to my
left and another stall which is to my right.

Speaker 3 (26:25):
It was a kind of a smaller bathroom. Never usually
I'm usually in the middle.

Speaker 8 (26:29):
Of the stalls. There are stalls on each side. I've
never had a urinal. I was like, man, this is cool.
I'm gonna go urinal instead of stall. Right, Well, you
might don't leave. I gotta sing to you, do you know?

Speaker 16 (26:41):
Dasher and Dancer and brans Or and Vixen, Comment and
Cupid and Donner and Blitzen. But do you recall the
most famous.

Speaker 3 (26:53):
Raindeer of all? Do you remember who?

Speaker 2 (26:56):
That is a little louder.

Speaker 3 (27:02):
And that's it. You're done. You would even say it glows?

Speaker 2 (27:07):
Did you leave? Okay?

Speaker 16 (27:09):
Stand there, don't leave you All the other reindeer used
to laugh and call him names. Yeah, what's the next line?

Speaker 1 (27:23):
There?

Speaker 16 (27:23):
You go on, Merry Christmas, have a breakday.

Speaker 2 (27:28):
Did you ever make contact with these guys outside of
the room, No shock, come and go.

Speaker 17 (27:33):
I have no idea who they are.

Speaker 3 (27:34):
They could be on the same flight as me.

Speaker 2 (27:36):
What if people think he's hitting on that too?

Speaker 3 (27:38):
Right?

Speaker 2 (27:38):
Right?

Speaker 6 (27:40):
Oh yeah, I asked a question that might be a
little well, like is he a meth?

Speaker 2 (27:45):
Are you a method actor? In there? Like actually using
the bathroom that you're doing it this time?

Speaker 3 (27:49):
I was using the bathroom. Oh yeah, that when I
was using the bath And you gotta imagine this was
at like six in the morning.

Speaker 8 (27:57):
Like it's like people are like, oh my gosh, I'm
so tired. They're not even awake yet. They just want
to get on the plane and ball asleep, and I'm
in there.

Speaker 3 (28:03):
Like, what's God? What's up? People? Well? Thank you?

Speaker 2 (28:07):
Lunch bocks Christmas.

Speaker 8 (28:08):
Oh ho, hover Christmas.

Speaker 2 (28:12):
We have five thousand of our listeners on our show
facebook page. What are the top ten most returned Christmas gifts?
We just said what's the most and here are the
top ten answers. We're gonna play the Bobby few. We
rolled the dice before the show segment. Here Eddie, your
first Okay, remember first, second, and third rounds. The point
values go up Eddie. Five thousand listeners were asked, what's

(28:35):
the most returned Christmas gift?

Speaker 6 (28:37):
I'm gonna go with a necktie.

Speaker 2 (28:39):
A tie? Oh you think about it? Day, Yeah, let's
do it because I think that covers it. Go ahead,
what what I'm talking about? The number one answer is
close and shoes. What we're gonna it's only worth one point,
So we're gonna go ahead and say that's that one.

Speaker 3 (28:55):
I was like, man, I can't believe you went that detail.

Speaker 6 (28:57):
Well, that takes out a lot of my guesses.

Speaker 3 (28:59):
All of Eddies are closing shoes.

Speaker 2 (29:01):
Yeah, Nikes, shoes, close and shoes. Number one answer, Eddie
gets one point.

Speaker 3 (29:07):
Okay.

Speaker 5 (29:07):
I feel like I get this a lot, and I
don't use them because I already have them.

Speaker 2 (29:12):
Electric razors electric razors, Show me razors you thought about
it through? Yeah? Yeah, And I'm gonna give you guys
a hint after round one. Okay, you're all going to
suffer the same consequences Round one Amy.

Speaker 4 (29:31):
Kitchen gadgets, kitchen gadgets.

Speaker 2 (29:37):
Wow. Number four was home appliances.

Speaker 4 (29:40):
That's good, Amy, Okay, alrighty home.

Speaker 1 (29:49):
So that extends beyond the kitchen.

Speaker 9 (29:51):
I know.

Speaker 4 (29:53):
It's really getting difficult. What about like perfumes or cologne.

Speaker 2 (30:00):
Perfumes are cloning? Man? Most returned items for Christmas? Show
me perfumes or clones? Perfumes and colones? Wow? Good job.

Speaker 4 (30:08):
Okay, let's talk about I mean, people like to get this.
You should be careful if you do, like any healthcare
wellness like workout type stuff. But people might be like,
what why'd you give me this?

Speaker 1 (30:24):
I'm returning it?

Speaker 2 (30:25):
Show me workout equipment? Number five? Workout equipment. Good job, let's.

Speaker 1 (30:31):
Go okay, dooky okay?

Speaker 2 (30:35):
Five thousand listener for surveyed on our Facebook page. What
do they return most from Christmas?

Speaker 4 (30:39):
I would have returned these because games are fun, but
maybe games.

Speaker 2 (30:43):
Show me games get messed up? Lunchbox?

Speaker 3 (30:49):
Yeah, this is tough, man. It is man.

Speaker 8 (30:55):
I'm just going to tell you, tell me, man, that
is why I don't never buy it from my wife.
Go ahead, women are never happy jewelry.

Speaker 11 (31:00):
Show me jewelry.

Speaker 2 (31:03):
That's good. Number two jewelry. Have yourself. I married a
little two points.

Speaker 8 (31:07):
Ye, all right? Another thing you should never get someone
on Christmas because you I mean, they say they want it,
but it's like, Man, a couple of weeks later, it's like,
I don't want this thing.

Speaker 3 (31:17):
It's an animal. Show them the animal.

Speaker 2 (31:21):
How do you return the do you take it back
to wherever you got Amy to actually cat?

Speaker 3 (31:25):
Oh exactly.

Speaker 4 (31:26):
Those were extenuating circumstances.

Speaker 2 (31:27):
But you did it.

Speaker 3 (31:28):
You're like, how do you return it? So I answered
it like you.

Speaker 8 (31:30):
Did, like Amy, did you you gave up on it?

Speaker 4 (31:33):
No, don eat it?

Speaker 3 (31:36):
Okay.

Speaker 2 (31:37):
So here's the here's the hen I was gonna give.
You figured out be a little more general. Dah. I
got that, Yeah, I know general round two points of
doubled amy. There are still six answers on the board, Eddie, Yeah,
I'm here, yes, sorry, we have.

Speaker 3 (31:51):
Five thousand people.

Speaker 2 (31:54):
What's your most returned Christmas gift?

Speaker 5 (31:57):
Man, I'm gonna go with candles, candles are easy to gift.

Speaker 3 (32:03):
Nobody wants them.

Speaker 2 (32:04):
You're right about candles. No, I was always the easy,
generic thing, and I'm like, there's no way they like this.
But my wife loves candles and we bought candles. That
guy got your wife a candle last year and I
think she really liked it.

Speaker 4 (32:15):
Yeah, yeah, the candle once and I was my favorite.

Speaker 3 (32:17):
Yeah, I've never bought someone a candle.

Speaker 2 (32:19):
You should like it. Showed me a candle, come on,
worth sixteen points?

Speaker 3 (32:27):
My goodness, I am mind blown.

Speaker 2 (32:29):
Now I'm in trouble. So I'm just gonna take a
stab at. He's of the top ten most returning Christmas gifts.
Go ahead, Addy, stab away.

Speaker 6 (32:34):
Give me an alarm clock show gouzz it.

Speaker 8 (32:39):
Don't even have to repeat it, just buzz it.

Speaker 3 (32:42):
It's not that that's a bad one.

Speaker 6 (32:45):
I'm just being too specific.

Speaker 2 (32:46):
You just said it's not alarm clock. Amy.

Speaker 1 (32:50):
How many points were fourteen?

Speaker 2 (32:52):
You're in second place, but remember points are double it,
I know, come on, Amy, four answers on the board.

Speaker 4 (33:00):
Okay, general general, general, General.

Speaker 3 (33:02):
Show her a general general.

Speaker 1 (33:05):
I'm gonna go with like general.

Speaker 2 (33:10):
Toilet tree type stuff that's real broad toilet try type
stuff like rare Toiletry. No, not like a razor, right,
like a razor, Lunchbox, No.

Speaker 1 (33:21):
I did like a bath bomb.

Speaker 3 (33:23):
Easy, man, this was easy to do it? Tools?

Speaker 2 (33:27):
Do it? Do it?

Speaker 6 (33:28):
Oh that's so good.

Speaker 2 (33:29):
I show the man some tools. Wow those number nine
answer eighteen points. Lunchbox now takes the lead.

Speaker 3 (33:37):
Oh my god, it man, Come on, guys, it's easy.

Speaker 8 (33:41):
You're walking through the bookstore. You're like, Oh, I'm gonna
get something a book. I've already read that book. Man, Sorry,
I might take it back. Give me books.

Speaker 2 (33:47):
Show the guys some literature. Correct, I did?

Speaker 3 (33:54):
I really did?

Speaker 2 (33:54):
Points are tripled my score right now. Lunchbox twenty eighty
seventeen amy fourteen is anybody's game. But you get a
gotta get an answer here ready, guys, this is huge.
There are one, two, three answers on the board. We're
looking for the top ten most returned Christmas gifts and
number one was closing shoes, jewelry at two, home appliances
at four, workout equipment at five, perfume and makeup at

(34:15):
six and seven, and candles and tools at eight.

Speaker 8 (34:19):
Nine.

Speaker 2 (34:19):
I just spoiled one of them was makeup, so that
one is dead.

Speaker 6 (34:22):
That's the one I had too, Eddie, I didn't have it.

Speaker 2 (34:25):
I didn't know. There are two answers aft to the
board because I'm an idiot. I'm sorry.

Speaker 6 (34:28):
Go ahead, okay, check it out. Though you didn't spoil it.

Speaker 1 (34:31):
But I know it.

Speaker 5 (34:32):
You get a CD or a DVD and you're like,
I have no way to play this.

Speaker 3 (34:37):
I'm returning.

Speaker 2 (34:37):
I'm returning this show, Eddie the mid nineties. No, that
was part of returning it. Guys. Ed is like you
get a VHL.

Speaker 4 (34:50):
No, okay, you can't get card canyon.

Speaker 3 (34:53):
You can, I think you can.

Speaker 1 (34:55):
You can't do it.

Speaker 3 (34:56):
There are two answers on the board.

Speaker 14 (34:57):
But if you miss the lunchbox wins, okay, get.

Speaker 3 (35:00):
Don't do that one.

Speaker 2 (35:01):
Two answers on the board.

Speaker 4 (35:03):
Okay, I'm gonna go broad here like furniture, furniture, Well,
it could be that could be any show.

Speaker 8 (35:17):
Yeah, we missed the biggest Onetronic.

Speaker 3 (35:19):
Number three was electronics. That was the alarm clock.

Speaker 2 (35:22):
Addy.

Speaker 3 (35:23):
Number ten was wait wait, I'm sot agasted.

Speaker 2 (35:25):
You already won I know, but I like to go ahead.

Speaker 8 (35:27):
I don't know Lingerie, Wait, I had underwear on my list.

Speaker 6 (35:34):
You didn't say it, though, I know the underwear.

Speaker 3 (35:37):
Why would you yell weight? I had it on my list?

Speaker 2 (35:41):
What do we wait?

Speaker 4 (35:41):
Was it really lingerie?

Speaker 2 (35:42):
Yes? Number two?

Speaker 1 (35:43):
So underwear would work.

Speaker 18 (35:44):
Yeah, I'm gonna play a clip from a Christmas movie
name the movie. But if you miss it, you lose,
and whoever gets it gets to open the door to
see if they win a prize.

Speaker 2 (35:56):
Okay, right, so this one's the game is so easy.
Just don't miss it. But here's an example. Go ahead,
Oh my god, I know him, I know him.

Speaker 3 (36:08):
That would be oh ol good.

Speaker 2 (36:10):
Okay, here we go, team, Let's see how you do.

Speaker 3 (36:13):
Number one? Go, You'll shoot your eye out?

Speaker 2 (36:16):
Kid?

Speaker 3 (36:16):
Merry Christmas?

Speaker 4 (36:17):
How?

Speaker 2 (36:18):
How? How?

Speaker 3 (36:24):
And remember the wind?

Speaker 2 (36:27):
And he is struggle face right now?

Speaker 1 (36:30):
Can you hear drum?

Speaker 2 (36:32):
He'll shoot your eye out? Kid?

Speaker 3 (36:33):
Merry Christmas?

Speaker 2 (36:35):
How? How? How?

Speaker 3 (36:41):
Amy? What do you have?

Speaker 1 (36:41):
Christmas story?

Speaker 3 (36:43):
A Christmas story? Eddie?

Speaker 2 (36:44):
A Christmas story? How do you thought I put that?

Speaker 3 (36:46):
Did you have something in your mouth? What are you eating?

Speaker 9 (36:49):
All?

Speaker 2 (36:49):
Right? Next up? Go?

Speaker 19 (36:51):
Huh is a meaning junk and watching Rabbi? Sure you
gonna come out and stop me? Huh is a meaning
junk and watch, Rabbi, you gotta come out and.

Speaker 15 (37:01):
Stop me, and Lunchbox has I have no idea what
that one is? Uh mean rubbish?

Speaker 2 (37:12):
Say to you one more time?

Speaker 1 (37:14):
Huh is a meaning?

Speaker 19 (37:15):
Junk and watching rabbish you betta come out and stop me?

Speaker 3 (37:19):
Oh no, I'm may be too old. Eddie's movie.

Speaker 2 (37:25):
Is he playing possum? Or is he for real? I
don't know.

Speaker 3 (37:26):
I can't tell. All right, Lunchbox in a answer, A
wonderful life.

Speaker 2 (37:36):
He wasn't playing possible.

Speaker 3 (37:40):
Eddie.

Speaker 2 (37:41):
I'm shocked home alone, Amy.

Speaker 3 (37:42):
Correct, you didn't know that.

Speaker 2 (37:46):
You never seen that.

Speaker 3 (37:47):
I've seen it probably twenty years ago.

Speaker 2 (37:49):
Right, Okay, you two go.

Speaker 12 (37:54):
Roop Gaddy, put your root, turn up the ring.

Speaker 3 (37:58):
I mean, Joe j kis i'mber the word.

Speaker 2 (38:03):
You're out survived dog, You're done? What we said that
at the very beginning?

Speaker 3 (38:09):
Wow, stupid, that's not very Christmas.

Speaker 2 (38:12):
Oh that's true. Okay, I'm in Amy.

Speaker 1 (38:16):
It's a wonderful life, Eddie.

Speaker 2 (38:17):
The best Christmas movie ever. It's a wonderful life. Correct,
Next without Rubins.

Speaker 3 (38:23):
Kime with our dig but came with out.

Speaker 2 (38:26):
Fuck's boxers are back.

Speaker 3 (38:29):
Christmas don't.

Speaker 2 (38:32):
Come from a stall. I'm in I'm in Amy. A
grinch Eddie, a grinch that stole Christmas. I'm gonna give
it to you both, even though it's both. The action
word is how the Grinch stole Christmas. I'm gonna get that.

Speaker 3 (38:50):
Oh bows out?

Speaker 6 (38:51):
Okay, fine, we're both in them.

Speaker 2 (38:53):
Then you're both back in the same way. Right next, Dog,
nobody's leaving, nobody's walking out on us old.

Speaker 3 (39:00):
Fashioned family Christmas. No, No, we're all in this together.

Speaker 2 (39:06):
And and.

Speaker 4 (39:09):
National Lampoon's Christmas.

Speaker 2 (39:10):
Vacation, Christmas vacation. Yeah, we'll take it. Next, you'll kill him.

Speaker 1 (39:22):
I'm in.

Speaker 2 (39:27):
I'm in Amy, Santa claused Santa Claus.

Speaker 12 (39:34):
Next, God bless us, I'm in. Play it more time,
God blesses ever.

Speaker 3 (39:51):
So good?

Speaker 1 (39:52):
Something cold? Is it called? Is truly not? No?

Speaker 3 (40:04):
What do you have?

Speaker 2 (40:07):
That is tim?

Speaker 5 (40:10):
It's a Christmas Carol.

Speaker 1 (40:16):
You've got to hang on tight.

Speaker 10 (40:17):
What makes you you?

Speaker 4 (40:20):
You have to remember that's what got you here.

Speaker 1 (40:23):
And I promise if you do that.

Speaker 3 (40:24):
Gail, you're out, You're out.

Speaker 10 (40:27):
Why not?

Speaker 2 (40:28):
We're doing it for fun? No, just Eddie because he
was man. Can you play that again?

Speaker 1 (40:32):
You've got to hang on tight.

Speaker 10 (40:34):
What makes you you?

Speaker 4 (40:36):
You have to remember that's what got you here, and
I promise if you do that.

Speaker 2 (40:41):
Gail Sky's the limon anyone ever watch this movie. No,
I haven't Holiday harmony. Amy. That's good.

Speaker 3 (40:53):
That's pretty good. It is good.

Speaker 1 (40:56):
I haven't heard that.

Speaker 6 (40:57):
Like listen, compare it to all those other clips we
played it.

Speaker 2 (40:59):
Fit's t your tip can hold his jock.

Speaker 6 (41:01):
Struck that Hey, am I opening doors?

Speaker 3 (41:04):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (41:04):
I got five doors here, so you can do whatever
you want if you get the door gets money?

Speaker 6 (41:13):
Am I picking the door I want?

Speaker 3 (41:14):
You're picking the door you want.

Speaker 2 (41:16):
Let's go door number four.

Speaker 20 (41:18):
Go with door number five. Please go with door number three.
Please nothing in there.

Speaker 2 (41:33):
Go with door number two. Please? You picked door number four?
I did? I did?

Speaker 3 (41:45):
I did?

Speaker 2 (41:47):
Please open door number four. No, that's number one. Dang
so no money, but you did. Wait everybody, thank you
very much, thank you very mum.

Speaker 11 (42:00):
It's time for the good news.

Speaker 4 (42:06):
So there's this grandmother. She's been going to Saint Mary's
Church for years. She got married there, she witnessed her
daughter's wedding there, very special place to her. So when
she heard they were going to knock it down, she
was devastated. Well, her daughter and her granddaughter. They were
able to get a pew from the church and restore
it and give it to her so she can have
it forever.

Speaker 2 (42:27):
That's super cool.

Speaker 1 (42:28):
Here's the clip room beautiful.

Speaker 2 (42:42):
That's awesome.

Speaker 4 (42:43):
Clearly an emotional gift of super.

Speaker 14 (42:45):
Special made me emotional. There you go, that's what it's
all about. That was telling me something good. Hey, thanks
for listening, everybody. Let's go over to Alicia in North Dakota.

Speaker 2 (42:56):
What's going on? Alicia?

Speaker 16 (42:57):
Hi?

Speaker 12 (42:58):
How are you doing?

Speaker 3 (42:59):
Pretty good? So I had to tell me something good
really quick.

Speaker 13 (43:03):
That happened to my mom.

Speaker 2 (43:04):
Love it.

Speaker 10 (43:05):
She was at the Mayo Clinic in Rochester to get
the follow up cancer treatments there and.

Speaker 2 (43:11):
My stepdad had a.

Speaker 3 (43:13):
Bank envelope that had fifteen hundred dollars in tast and
somehow dropped it.

Speaker 2 (43:19):
Well, the people that found it, they looked at the bank.

Speaker 18 (43:23):
Or receipt that was in it, called the.

Speaker 2 (43:25):
Bank anothery're out of seat. So they had to call
the out of state.

Speaker 3 (43:29):
Bank, tracked down who it belonged to, and met my
stepdad and gave them the money. Amazing.

Speaker 2 (43:38):
Tried to give them money to thank them, and.

Speaker 1 (43:41):
They wouldn't take the money.

Speaker 2 (43:42):
Good people out there, man, just cash. They easily could
have got away with cash. Yeah, no track back. That's
a great story. Yeah, thank you for sharing that with us. Great,
that's a great story. Yeah, that's a membership bounce. You
must be doing some good stuff. I got the membership bounce.

Speaker 3 (43:57):
Yeah, you got it.

Speaker 2 (43:57):
But you know what, don't don't ruin it. Don't know,
don't got to take a hook couple hundred.

Speaker 3 (44:02):
If you have fifteen hundred dollars, you got to be
more careful with it.

Speaker 4 (44:05):
Well, nobody wants to lose that.

Speaker 8 (44:08):
I'm just saying, you've got to teach people how to
be responsible.

Speaker 3 (44:12):
Yeah, and so it's a life teaching moment.

Speaker 8 (44:14):
They aren't good with their money, so you keep it
and let them have that life lessons.

Speaker 3 (44:19):
Like you know what, when I have things that are
important lesson anyway, I need to keep it closer to
my best. Yeah, thank you, Amy. I don't know.

Speaker 1 (44:26):
It's a wonderful that.

Speaker 6 (44:27):
It's a wonderful life. You got to watch it to
understand that.

Speaker 1 (44:29):
I'm not going to spoil anything.

Speaker 2 (44:31):
You might have spoiled I did it. Let's go right
now and to get in the morning. Corny, let's go.

Speaker 3 (44:39):
The mourning.

Speaker 4 (44:40):
Corny, what do you call Santa when he takes a break.

Speaker 1 (44:42):
What Santa pause?

Speaker 2 (44:49):
That was the morning Corny coming up in a couple
of segments, Our our Gift Exchange. It's not a competition,
but it's not. It's not a competition. All right, let's
draft Christmas songs. We'll each put these teams together. Lunchbox
won the dice roll, so he'll go first, the first
overall pick.

Speaker 3 (45:07):
Lunchbox. Yeah, I mean I think this.

Speaker 8 (45:10):
Everybody loves this one, and it's the one by Mariah Carrie.

Speaker 2 (45:14):
Let's call it.

Speaker 3 (45:15):
All I want for Christmas is you.

Speaker 2 (45:17):
It's good solid.

Speaker 6 (45:18):
I mean, that's number one.

Speaker 2 (45:20):
Morgan, Oh, you're out.

Speaker 3 (45:21):
I'm in.

Speaker 2 (45:22):
I just wanted to make sure Morgan remember she was out. Eddie,
you're up next.

Speaker 5 (45:25):
I'm back in Bones And for my number one pick,
I am picking Miss Brenda Lee's rocking around the Christmas Tree.

Speaker 2 (45:33):
It's good because I went number one. Yeah, Ray Mundo
Aldie Classic Top three easily White Christmas being crosby the jam.
You know, I'm gonna also go with white Christmas. But
I'm gonna do white Christmas. And on that thing of

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word to say The Drifters Prince's Home Alone, Home Alone
version Ah, he goes boom boom, dreaming old. I'm all
messed up.

Speaker 3 (46:06):
You do boo boo?

Speaker 2 (46:07):
Yeah, I got to boom so people know boot boot up.

Speaker 14 (46:12):
You got it, guess I'm oh Christmas.

Speaker 4 (46:16):
Okay, Amy, Merry Christmas, Happy Holidays.

Speaker 1 (46:20):
In sync.

Speaker 2 (46:22):
It's good.

Speaker 7 (46:22):
Merry Christmas, Happy Holidays.

Speaker 2 (46:26):
That's good. All us like so good millennial ladies, Older
millennial ladies, remember that one. You don't. Yeah, you're baby boomer.
All right, so and you have to go again. You
start the second round.

Speaker 4 (46:39):
Yeah, so I'm gonna go Last Christmas, way.

Speaker 2 (46:43):
Am, last Christmas, very nice day. You gave it away.
It's tough now because now we're in that category of
they're fun if they come on, but you don't chase
him down.

Speaker 21 (47:03):
I'm gonna go with Okay, I'm gonna go with.

Speaker 2 (47:21):
Brett Eldridge. Baby is cold outside.

Speaker 6 (47:25):
I really can't stay.

Speaker 2 (47:28):
That's what I'm gonna go with. Okay, Ray Mundo, rest
in peace. Meleak k leak, I maka Jimmy Buffett.

Speaker 3 (47:36):
It's good.

Speaker 2 (47:37):
I don't think you said it exactly right, but.

Speaker 6 (47:41):
Buffett did that one.

Speaker 2 (47:42):
A lot of people have did. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (47:45):
I see Mike struggling to write that name that that
went down there?

Speaker 5 (47:47):
Alaka yeah, Eddie Bones, Let's go with my go to
every Christmas time. I loved singing it. It's one of
my favorite songs. Let's go with Police Not Be Died.

Speaker 2 (48:01):
Any version.

Speaker 5 (48:02):
I mean it's host Sip Peliciano, but I mean I
think you can just do straight up.

Speaker 3 (48:05):
He's the only.

Speaker 2 (48:05):
One, Lunchbox you did have the overall first picks. So
now you're at the end of the second round. What
are you gonna add to? All I Want for Christmas
is here?

Speaker 8 (48:13):
Yeah, I'm gonna do this one. It's called Santa Claus
Is Coming to Town by.

Speaker 3 (48:24):
The Jackson five.

Speaker 2 (48:25):
Oh that's good, that's good. Yeah, you go, Santa. He's
coming to watch it. Ask him. All right, Lunchbox, now
you got to you got all over for Christmas. Y
Santa Claus Is coming to Town. Hit me with your
final pick. Oh yeah, thank you, thanks very much. I'm
gonna take Elvis Blue Christmas Dan. He stole that.

Speaker 3 (48:46):
He's got a solid, solid list there, Eddie.

Speaker 5 (48:51):
Oh man, I'm gonna go out on a limb here.
Give me Wonderful Christmas Time by Paul McCartney. Oh wait,
haven't Christmas?

Speaker 2 (49:04):
Yeah, I just sing it to get it though, I
know that that's a good one.

Speaker 6 (49:07):
Worried about that.

Speaker 3 (49:09):
It's a good limb to go out on.

Speaker 2 (49:10):
Though. This is a new one.

Speaker 3 (49:12):
Y'all don't know it.

Speaker 2 (49:13):
It is. Have yourself a merry little Christmas. Sam Smith
and I got a clip if you want it. No,
because we didn't play that for ours. We had to
sing our own.

Speaker 6 (49:26):
And that's a strategy. Rate pick one that we don't know.

Speaker 3 (49:29):
Just make up up you can sing.

Speaker 2 (49:31):
I'm gonna do the collaboration between Taylor Swift and Jesus
when they sang together and and Travis Kelsey White Christmas. No,
I'm gonna do. I'm gonna do Gene Autrey in the
what the song that he did was. I don't want

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to mess this up. The most Wonderful Time of Year,
The most wonderful time of the Year by Andy will Wlliams,
not away, the most wonderful, the most wonderful time, Oh
though you're Andy Williams, the most one. I'm not gonna
win this one. I'm just trying to finish last.

Speaker 1 (50:08):
Any Santa Baby. Taylor Swift, Oh.

Speaker 2 (50:12):
God, one, she really do that. We just make your
stuf up, So go vote for your team, don't pick
one song you like, make sure all three are your
favorite three, and whomever has the best votes gets the
championship belt. Although Amy never puts her belt on her
desk's champion she just throws it on the ground. Yeah.

Speaker 1 (50:31):
Times, I have too much, too many papers on.

Speaker 5 (50:33):
My right now, all you have is a highlighter garbage.

Speaker 1 (50:36):
Okay, it's not garbage?

Speaker 3 (50:38):
All right? Vote?

Speaker 9 (50:39):
Wait?

Speaker 3 (50:39):
Wait can we hear race?

Speaker 2 (50:40):
Right now? We can hear yourself. Go ahead to crazy
that Millie whatever I like? Casey Musker's version better?

Speaker 16 (50:53):
Yeah?

Speaker 6 (50:54):
Do you have Buffet's version?

Speaker 1 (50:56):
Ray?

Speaker 2 (50:57):
No, you don't have all What other songs do you
have up there?

Speaker 9 (51:00):
Uh?

Speaker 2 (51:01):
Just that one winter.

Speaker 13 (51:06):
You listen White Christmas being Crosby that's perfect, sleigh ride,
the Ronettes, Runnettes and then also Natalie King call the
Christmas song?

Speaker 3 (51:25):
Is it mad or Natalie both?

Speaker 5 (51:27):
Daughter?

Speaker 2 (51:28):
Okay, I was trying to cover you, right, So did you.

Speaker 3 (51:33):
Have the one that I picked?

Speaker 2 (51:34):
Ud? The Drifters by Christmas?

Speaker 3 (51:38):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (51:39):
Not be folks dressed up.

Speaker 1 (51:52):
Christmas?

Speaker 2 (51:55):
That's a right you guys go to Bobbybones dot com
and vote and great Christmas? Say ready? And if you
vote for maybe I give a little extra Christmas chair,
but I won't. I don't know.

Speaker 1 (52:05):
All right, thank you?

Speaker 2 (52:07):
All right. We have a good amount of dudes on
this show, Lunchbox, Eddie self, So the four of us here,
we're gonna take this quiz. Are these things that we
do because if we do them it drives our wives
or girlfriends, but we're all married.

Speaker 9 (52:21):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (52:22):
Crazy number one. When you're go into fix it mode,
meaning not allowing a problem to be solved over time
or having patients, you just want to fix it right now.
I would say this is what I'm absolutely the worst at.
If there's something that is bothering her or she is
upset about something, I only go I'm gonna fix it
right now. It doesn't matter what it is, but I
will take care of it. I don't eve really want

(52:42):
to listen anymore. I just want to go and kick
down the wall and fix the problem. That's not good.
And sometimes they don't need the problem fixed. Sometimes she
just wants me to hear her feel what she's feeling,
and that's all I would say. Most of the time.
That's crazy to me, the fact that there's a problem
and you don't want me to go and stomp out

(53:04):
the problem by either stomping or massaging. Right, it's two ways. Oh,
this is the number one for me. I'm terrible at it.
So yes, I would get that Ed's happened to you
one hundred percent.

Speaker 5 (53:14):
Man, you would think as long as I've been married,
I would know that. But I still try to fix
everything lunchbox.

Speaker 8 (53:19):
I'm a fixer. I try to help my wife. She
has problems, I'm gonna fix it. She tells me something
to lose the door handle.

Speaker 2 (53:24):
No, they're not talking about we're talking about problem like
issues in life.

Speaker 4 (53:30):
Like sometimes we just need to vent and share and
have someone listen.

Speaker 3 (53:33):
No, I don't try to fix those problems.

Speaker 2 (53:34):
Do you known?

Speaker 3 (53:34):
Do you do? You just listen that?

Speaker 2 (53:40):
Okay, right, Yeah, we're gonna fix it. It doesn't linger too long, okay.

Speaker 3 (53:43):
Next one up.

Speaker 2 (53:44):
When you don't balance your hobbies well, meaning if you
have a hobby and you spend eight, nine, ten hours
doing it, it takes time away from everybody. I would
insert work into this for me where that's a big
struggle where sometimes I would just lose track of time
because I'm so dialed into a project writing something, and
she's like, hey, h you've been working for like fifteen
hours to day, you know, any chance you want to

(54:05):
eat or you know. Yeah, And that is something I
am trying to work on. I'm trying to do better
at it. But I wouldn't say it's hobbies, but I
will say I will sit on the PlayStation sometimes and
lose track. And then what will happen too is i
will work for all day, twelve hours, and then I'll go,
I just need to go and relax and play PlayStation
for a little bit for four hours and all time
go to bed, and I haven seen anybody except work PlayStation.

(54:26):
So the balancing I'm getting better at, but I'm still
pretty bad. Eddie, Nah, I have no problem with balance.

Speaker 5 (54:31):
I'm pretty good at doing whatever I'm going to do
on the size hobbies go and then spending family time wifetime.

Speaker 2 (54:36):
I can do all that. The next one is not
complimenting her, right, Do you have a issue with this?
Are you good? I try to compliment her, especially at
the pool, rocking that bikini. Oh nice. I compliment my
wife a lot. I make a point to do that,
So that one I'm okay at the next one they
say is when you can't leave work stress at the door,
meaning you bring it home, Eddie.

Speaker 5 (54:56):
I mean I have about two hours of where I
can decompress without them being there because my kids and
my wife don't get home till about four, so.

Speaker 2 (55:05):
I have that time.

Speaker 1 (55:05):
But you don't get home till three.

Speaker 2 (55:07):
I get there about three and then I play. But
I don't need to do that.

Speaker 1 (55:09):
You're always here till three.

Speaker 2 (55:11):
Yeah, I'm working right, Yeah, y you funny, man, You're funny.
But no, no, no, no, I'm good. You don't have
to worry about me lunchbox.

Speaker 3 (55:21):
I don't stress over work. H zero stress.

Speaker 2 (55:24):
Yeah, I don't think I stress up. I just always
I'm in it. But maybe that is stressed. These are
things that your wives or girlfriends find that will drive
them crazy. Fighting dirty. I mean, if you get into
an argument, you say things you're like, oh, man, I
wish I wouldn't have said that. Yeah. I just am
too competitive in every part of my life that I
just want to win everything all the time. It doesn't
matter what it is. A game on the show, a disagreement.

(55:45):
I probably could do better at this, yeah, probably a
lot better. Yeah yeah, yeah, anybody else I'll say the
same blow.

Speaker 8 (55:52):
Oh you do I go low blow over and that's
the first thing you go for, Like what you just
go low blow or bring up something she did in.

Speaker 2 (55:59):
The past and she did in the past, Yeah, because
let me write this down hole and go ahead.

Speaker 3 (56:03):
Yeah, just listen.

Speaker 8 (56:04):
So you're in this argument and maybe if you're gonna
lose this argument, maybe she has a point. You're like, dang,
you go, well you did this remember two weeks ago,
and it's something you just bring up an old argument
like see you do things wrong too, and take the
whole focus off that argument.

Speaker 2 (56:16):
And then she gets mad that you went back to
the past. Well, focus off argument.

Speaker 3 (56:19):
I don't write that down No, no, and I'm going
to use this if that works, hit.

Speaker 4 (56:23):
Her with like what she's most insecure about?

Speaker 1 (56:25):
Stuff like that.

Speaker 3 (56:25):
Yeah, I get them, all right.

Speaker 2 (56:27):
The final one is do you ever compare her to
other women?

Speaker 3 (56:31):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (56:31):
Yeah, don't do that.

Speaker 3 (56:32):
I would never do that. Never, I would never do that.

Speaker 2 (56:35):
Yeah, No, what do you what do you say? Like, well,
it's just easy.

Speaker 8 (56:40):
It's sort of like, oh, you don't see her doing this,
or you know, you don't see her eating that, or
you don't.

Speaker 6 (56:44):
See her like Sally wears a thong.

Speaker 2 (56:46):
Yeah, I don't know that I've ever meta Sally that
I want to wear a thong.

Speaker 8 (56:50):
Yeah, Sally, Jesse Rafael, that's it. I'm just yeah, yeah,
that's only two salies I know. Compare your wife to
other women, ray ever for any reason.

Speaker 2 (57:01):
Now, my wife's been throwing these women out there like
movie stars and stuff, and I'm just like, nah, not
into that same I like what you mean you're not.
I'm like this, just stop. Those are the things that
we do that drives them crazy, and we got to
stop doing it. Comparing to other women, fighting dirty, not
leaving stress at the door, not complimenting her enough, not
balancing well, and then we try to fix problems, not doorknobs.

Speaker 8 (57:24):
But like emotional Yeah, that's her deal, that's what that's
her dealing.

Speaker 3 (57:29):
She has an emotional problem. Solve it, like she doesn't
solve my emotional problems. Because guess what, I ain't got
any good point.

Speaker 2 (57:36):
Why don't you what.

Speaker 3 (57:37):
Is her to get emotional belt?

Speaker 1 (57:38):
Everybody does?

Speaker 2 (57:39):
You know? Anger is an emotion? Right?

Speaker 8 (57:41):
I don't have anger? Okay, I have annoyance. People like you?

Speaker 2 (57:46):
All right, uh, thank you? The more you know, wake up,
wake up in the mall and the radio.

Speaker 7 (58:01):
Anym Lunchbox more game too, Steve bred abits trying to
put you through. Fuck, he's riding this week's next bit,
and Bobby's on the mix, so you knowing this.

Speaker 3 (58:16):
Is the Bobby Balls all right.

Speaker 2 (58:19):
Our gift giving contest, it's not a contest, is an
extravaganza because it turns into and so we had all
the gift card. You can watch the full YouTube video
of the whole thing. Lunchbox was just grumpy the whole
time because he kept yelling he was only gonna get
the ten dollars card because Macy's gave us gift cards
one thousand dollars, five hundred dollars, one hundred seventy five fifth,

(58:40):
all the way down to zero.

Speaker 3 (58:41):
We didn't know. We drew it blind.

Speaker 2 (58:43):
You just didn't want that ten dollars gift card. You
just didn't want because that means you you got the
less stuff. So Abby her gift to Mike D. And
this is Mike D opening up the gift card his
gift and it was ten dollars.

Speaker 3 (58:57):
I'm gonna play this for first.

Speaker 2 (58:58):
My got the the crap end of the stick.

Speaker 3 (59:01):
Sorry, buddy, ah good. This is Abby and his gift
for Mike.

Speaker 2 (59:04):
D stay here, we got some sucks. What's so? They
all had to be eyes lunchboxes, praying the whole time,
angrily that he does not get the ten dollars card
because he keeps going, I'm getting screwed, I'm getting screwed,

(59:26):
I'm getting screwed.

Speaker 3 (59:27):
I mean, the more went on.

Speaker 17 (59:28):
I was worried that ten dollars coming my way and
it was gonna suck.

Speaker 2 (59:32):
And I got so Morgan and Ray, by the way,
we knew this was a five hundred dollars one because
we had we had knew that number before. It's one
of the only ones we knew. This is Morgan's gift
for Ray and she had five hundred dollars from Macy's.

Speaker 3 (59:44):
Oh my gosh, is this an ice cream maker? Let's
go good starts with I? Oh, Jimmy chu, Is this
like a man bag?

Speaker 13 (59:55):
Is this glow.

Speaker 2 (59:59):
Glow?

Speaker 16 (01:00:00):
Uh?

Speaker 3 (01:00:00):
Popcorn? Yeh with M and M's in it.

Speaker 13 (01:00:02):
Yeah, and my favorite gummy Bears Belgian chocolates. Oh no,
Oh my gosh, Oh my gosh.

Speaker 17 (01:00:12):
We got new sunglasses.

Speaker 1 (01:00:13):
That's awesome.

Speaker 3 (01:00:14):
Oh, I got new sonnies.

Speaker 17 (01:00:16):
Right man, Peace, I don't know where the eye.

Speaker 3 (01:00:18):
Is but eyes eyes where.

Speaker 2 (01:00:24):
Man? So lucky to get the five hundred dollars gift
card Raymonday.

Speaker 3 (01:00:27):
You felt pretty good about that. I'm wearing all that stuff,
manbe Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:00:29):
That's awesome.

Speaker 17 (01:00:30):
It was so hard to spend five hundred dollars there.

Speaker 9 (01:00:33):
Yeah, I mean that's where the snacks came in, because
I literally was like, I have to spend this gift card.

Speaker 17 (01:00:38):
Tell me how much is left, and I'll just keep
grabbing things.

Speaker 2 (01:00:40):
And they have such good stuff and there's a lot
of sales going on right now too, so even that
we'd buy and then you'd be like, oh, this is
thirty percent off, then you have to go back and
get more. Okay, here's it. So Eddie got for me
and this is me opening my gift.

Speaker 3 (01:00:53):
Here you go. Okay, first up, I say.

Speaker 2 (01:00:57):
Tonal gloves, but I think I was just thinking to
myself that I needed some. It was a tone or
smart drys, So thank you man. Iye was hard, dude,
from the bottom of my heart. Yeah, it's a pillow.
It's a natural comfort memory foam pillows.

Speaker 6 (01:01:18):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:01:21):
Wait, no one, So I like the pillow though I
can use in my office, But you don't like the gloves.

Speaker 3 (01:01:27):
No, I hated the gloves, but there had to be
an eye involved. Sure, So I'm just not a glove guy.

Speaker 6 (01:01:34):
I thought you maybe would turn into one.

Speaker 3 (01:01:36):
You could have got me some workout gloves.

Speaker 5 (01:01:38):
Oh you can cut the fingers off.

Speaker 3 (01:01:39):
Boom. I gotta set a workout.

Speaker 9 (01:01:40):
That.

Speaker 2 (01:01:41):
So Eddie's gift card that he drew from me with
seventy five dollars, and we're going through this stuff and uh,
Lunchbox is still waiting and he's like, the thousand dollars
gift card is out there. He's wondering if it's him.
The thousand dollars gift card is still out there. So
then Lunchbox gave his gift to Amy and I want
to play this one. Here, go ahead, opening you wrap

(01:02:01):
that lunch I didun what do you get you?

Speaker 3 (01:02:03):
Oh?

Speaker 5 (01:02:04):
No, he did, Okay, he did that underwear.

Speaker 4 (01:02:08):
I was married and that just went terribly wrong with
my husband, and I guess now that I'm single.

Speaker 1 (01:02:14):
I don't even know how this is an eye.

Speaker 3 (01:02:16):
Let's see it.

Speaker 4 (01:02:17):
No, they don't need to see this.

Speaker 2 (01:02:19):
Well, say what it is.

Speaker 3 (01:02:20):
It's gotta be underwear. Hold it up.

Speaker 4 (01:02:23):
I mean cute, but I don't know where the eye is.

Speaker 3 (01:02:26):
I'd like to see you in it. You know, it's
called eye candy and it was lingerie.

Speaker 8 (01:02:34):
Yeah, but you didn't even show it all if you
didn't let people see what you felt.

Speaker 2 (01:02:37):
Weird that you bought her lingerie?

Speaker 3 (01:02:39):
Yes, I mean, but the whole point is for her
to feel beautiful. No, the whole point was for you
to make it awkward. Yes.

Speaker 2 (01:02:47):
So again, there are still some gifts out there, good times.
And so Mike got Abby some lip bomb in a
bag of cashews. I was twenty five bucks. Amy got
Scuba Steeve. She drew fifty to gift card, and that
she got him some glove big eyes, a tone of
gloves dead.

Speaker 17 (01:03:04):
I scored big with us.

Speaker 2 (01:03:05):
Yeah, big guy's tone today here. So then it was
time for me to give lunchbucks in his gift. The
thousand bucks was still out there. Was he gonna hit it?
After all these years a him complaining? Was he gonna
hit the thousand dollars?

Speaker 3 (01:03:19):
Hit it? It's pretty light.

Speaker 8 (01:03:23):
Opened this up, red white and paper tissue paper from green.

Speaker 3 (01:03:28):
Oh okay, Oh.

Speaker 8 (01:03:30):
It's a shirt man, it's a Calvin Kine shirt. Yeah,
I know what this is is tyd.

Speaker 2 (01:03:39):
I pray to God he wears that instead of a
hoodie to an award show, and that's the eye. I
pray to god he wears this instead of a hoodie
to an award show. I got him a nice shirt
and a tie. He would you also use because my
gift card was only seventy five dollars, so he didn't
get the thousands.

Speaker 3 (01:03:54):
I was so close.

Speaker 2 (01:03:55):
Well, and then it came there was one left, and well,
Eddie was the one that was sitting there. Eddie was
the last and Eddie got the thousand dollars gift card.
He knew it because he was the last one. And
here is that Number one. This is not for you,
oh Scuba Steves.

Speaker 8 (01:04:13):
Four?

Speaker 5 (01:04:15):
Okay, it says RH. Macy and Co. Fine Jewelry. Oh
my goodness, it's a diamond bracelet.

Speaker 3 (01:04:23):
My gosh. What okay?

Speaker 5 (01:04:27):
Number two kind of long, kind of maybe like a
long rectangular. Oh again from mister R. H. Macy and
Company Fine Jewelry. Oh is this another diamond?

Speaker 2 (01:04:39):
It's for you so you can match your wife. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:04:42):
Yeah.

Speaker 22 (01:04:43):
So at this point I'm at Macy's and I have
a think about three hundred some of the dollars left,
and my daughter's crying and she wants something, and so
I look over her and she wants these pink shoes.
So I bought my daughter a pair of shoes with
my gift card. With your gift card. But if your
favorite one though, the middle one one you like a
lot that that you have.

Speaker 5 (01:04:57):
A bond with, Okay, number three, the last one, this
is for you. Oh for your boys. Hit the third
floor and take them to Toys r Us. So is
this a gift card?

Speaker 22 (01:05:07):
Yeah, this is the remaining amount of two thirty four
V Because I spent so much too. They also gave
me a forty dollars gift card. So you have two
hundred and seventy three dollars left to spend on your kids.

Speaker 17 (01:05:16):
That's awesome.

Speaker 2 (01:05:17):
So when Eddie yelled that the bracelet was a thousand,
it was in the original price, but it was mark down.
It was on sale toys the Rust is now brand
at Macy's.

Speaker 3 (01:05:26):
Yeah, yeah, that's what he means by that too. You
can go up to Toys Rust with the other two hundred.

Speaker 5 (01:05:30):
I saw the toys, but I wasn't gonna get you
anything from there, so I didn't even go in that sex.

Speaker 2 (01:05:33):
Thanks for the gloves man crap thanks to Macy's lunchwalk. Say,
I didn't get a thousand, but you did get a
middle He definitely hit in the middle sometimes we did.
One year we had money in an envelope. He got
one dollar and one of the most hilarious Christmases of
all time. But thanks to Macy's because we had to
buy spend our on money.

Speaker 3 (01:05:50):
Yeah, that was that was That was a huge deal. Yeah,
what was not spending my own money? Yeah, so you won,
there you go. I didn't win. I mean Eddie, Eddie won.

Speaker 6 (01:05:59):
I won Eddie for sure.

Speaker 17 (01:06:00):
Anyone.

Speaker 2 (01:06:02):
So the whole video, the whole thing is up on
our YouTube. It's gonna be on the podcast. We sat
and just open all the presents. No we have to
stop for anything. Go watch it Bobbybones dot Com our
YouTube channel, or it'll be on the podcast later today.
And if you're shopping and looking for last minute gift
ideas for the holidays, let Macy's be your guide to
gifting Macy's dot Com awesome.

Speaker 3 (01:06:22):
Thank you guys, the.

Speaker 9 (01:06:24):
Bobby Bones Show.

Speaker 3 (01:06:25):
Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays.

Speaker 2 (01:06:26):
Jordan Davis here, and this is my favorite time of
the year just because of family.

Speaker 15 (01:06:31):
Christmas is when they all come into Nashville and then
I love it.

Speaker 3 (01:06:35):
Happy Holidays.

Speaker 9 (01:06:36):
From the Bobby Bones Show Bobby Bones Showhead, Sorry up today.

Speaker 8 (01:06:42):
This story comes from Sam Bernardino, California. Guys, this might
be the biggest bonehead and the history of boneheads. Okay,
So a guy shows up at the county jail on
Sunday and hits a little buzzer.

Speaker 17 (01:06:54):
And they say yeah, and he goes, I need to
come in.

Speaker 8 (01:06:57):
I got a delivery. They're like, oh, what are you delivering?
He goes, I got drugs for the inmates. They're like, yeah,
just wait outside, someone will be right out to bring
you in.

Speaker 17 (01:07:06):
And they go outside and he has two pounds of marijuana.

Speaker 2 (01:07:08):
Back, I had drugs for the inmates. It doesn't even
know you should get tennis balls and stick the drugs
and the tennis balls and hit them over the walls.

Speaker 3 (01:07:16):
Is that I've never heard of that.

Speaker 8 (01:07:17):
A lot of people do that, or they're doing drone
drops anything. You don't just show up. It has to
be buzzed in.

Speaker 4 (01:07:23):
Oh, maybe he thought the guard whoever was working the
buzzer was.

Speaker 2 (01:07:26):
Cool or hiding a plane. Side is like, they'll never
believe I'm really here for it. That's why was he
through the influence.

Speaker 3 (01:07:32):
Of drugs and alcohol. They believe he was under the influence.

Speaker 2 (01:07:35):
Okay, wild that he would be like, I'm here and
it's all illegal, but I like to bring it in.

Speaker 3 (01:07:40):
Hey, come on in, buddy, be like, is this Trent
and messing with us? Go out there, all right.

Speaker 17 (01:07:46):
Lunchbox, that's your bonehead story of the day.

Speaker 2 (01:07:49):
I thought we'd in the show today with little Christmas caroling.
That's what we've done all day, except it's not the
singers we brought in. It's actually Lunchbox.

Speaker 6 (01:07:57):
Oh, oh great.

Speaker 2 (01:08:00):
What did you decide to do?

Speaker 8 (01:08:01):
I decided to go to different drive throughs and get
people in the holiday spirit.

Speaker 2 (01:08:05):
Because you know, they were so annoyed when some guy
comes up, I starts singing in the speaker.

Speaker 17 (01:08:10):
And the first one I went to, it doesn't have
a speaker.

Speaker 3 (01:08:12):
You order at the window.

Speaker 2 (01:08:14):
Oh, you sing it right to their face.

Speaker 8 (01:08:15):
So she's sitting there and she has her little thing
ready for me to order.

Speaker 3 (01:08:18):
I just start singing to her. Oh you know, can
hear his lunch box? Driving up and seeing Christmas carols?

Speaker 8 (01:08:25):
All right, you ready, I'm here to get you in
the Christmas spirit.

Speaker 17 (01:08:29):
You better watch out. You better not cry. You better
not paud.

Speaker 8 (01:08:33):
I'm telling you, whow Santa Claus is coming.

Speaker 17 (01:08:37):
Come on take it.

Speaker 1 (01:08:38):
I can't think about Santa Claus wording my birthdays long.

Speaker 17 (01:08:41):
He's making a list. What he's shaking it?

Speaker 3 (01:08:45):
Find out who's naughty or nice? Santa Claus.

Speaker 17 (01:08:49):
He's coming, Suita.

Speaker 23 (01:08:51):
He sees you when you're sleeping, and he knows when
you're all way.

Speaker 3 (01:08:57):
He knows you've.

Speaker 17 (01:08:58):
Been better, good will be good, for goodness great. You
better watch out, you better not cry. I'm telling you.

Speaker 8 (01:09:07):
Is that YadA got the lectorial Santa cot is coming to.

Speaker 9 (01:09:15):
Me.

Speaker 3 (01:09:16):
She did like it.

Speaker 17 (01:09:18):
She kept trying to insert, like are you gonna order?

Speaker 3 (01:09:21):
Yeah, I was wondering if you're wasting her time?

Speaker 2 (01:09:23):
If you know they have to turn people over quickly,
and the computer can show how fast people got through,
and that effects you know they're great. They're rating.

Speaker 1 (01:09:33):
Just here a car behind you.

Speaker 2 (01:09:35):
She's like broming going fast. That is funny though.

Speaker 3 (01:09:39):
She sing along. Here is Lunchbox doing white Christmas.

Speaker 23 (01:09:43):
Dreaming of a wide Christmas, just like the ones I
used to know, where the tree tops glisten and children, listen,
don't you want to keep going?

Speaker 9 (01:10:05):
No?

Speaker 3 (01:10:05):
I did you like it was that good? Like like
like a nine out of ten?

Speaker 17 (01:10:09):
You're in the holiday spirit now?

Speaker 3 (01:10:11):
Or like, eh, improve.

Speaker 8 (01:10:17):
Bye.

Speaker 2 (01:10:19):
I feel like we just heard him sing and we
could have heard that in here. So I have one
more clip and it says rude Off the Red Nose Reindeer,
but it says eighty one seconds.

Speaker 17 (01:10:27):
Okay, Oh, you gotta play it. I mean it's so good.
I mean, are you not feeling in the one?

Speaker 2 (01:10:33):
Okay? It's just okay, go ahead.

Speaker 3 (01:10:35):
How's it going? Hey man?

Speaker 17 (01:10:38):
Not a lot, you know what I mean. I just
think you need to get in the Christmas spirit. So
I'm here to get you in the Christmas spirit.

Speaker 1 (01:10:44):
Oh, are you gonna sing like a Christmas sparrow?

Speaker 8 (01:10:46):
Rudeolph the Red Nose rein deer rain Deer had a
very shiny nose and if you ever saw it.

Speaker 2 (01:10:55):
So it's crazy he doesn't stay on the melodies of
the biggest songs of our child.

Speaker 6 (01:10:59):
Yeah, that he's probably been say in his whole life.

Speaker 3 (01:11:00):
He's like Rudeolf the Red Nose Reindeer.

Speaker 2 (01:11:04):
It's like every counting Crow show I've ever been to,
except the last one where they have big hits, but
they sing them weird and you can't sing along. And
if she wanted to sing Rudolph, she'd be like, Rudolf
what because he just sings it so weird.

Speaker 8 (01:11:15):
Go ahead, you would even say it glows like a
light bulb. I love the other reindeer. Rein Deer used
to call him names. They never left poor Rudeoph joining
any reindeer games. Then one foggy Christmas.

Speaker 2 (01:11:32):
Okay, does she ever come in?

Speaker 3 (01:11:34):
Do you not?

Speaker 1 (01:11:35):
The eighty one seconds for yeah, I mean, this.

Speaker 6 (01:11:37):
Is really why they need I feel like she left.
Is she still there?

Speaker 8 (01:11:40):
I don't know when the lights off went. Here's the problem.
I didn't know she was still there. But so you
gotta keep going, you know what I mean? I mean,
she does talk to me at the end.

Speaker 2 (01:11:47):
Okay, go ahead.

Speaker 8 (01:11:48):
Ted Tug came to say, Rudolph with your nose so bright,
won't you got my slate tonight? Then I owe the
rain deer loved him, loved him, and they shout.

Speaker 3 (01:12:01):
It out with glee. Yep, Babe, Rudolph the.

Speaker 2 (01:12:04):
Red Okay, so you could have just like got to
the park here at the end, you know, she still hasn't.

Speaker 3 (01:12:09):
Or you could have been like.

Speaker 2 (01:12:10):
Rudolph three, this is you'll go down in his stuff
and then she comes back on. You know, oh you may.

Speaker 3 (01:12:14):
I could have fastened. We'd have to hear the whole
song of you singing.

Speaker 17 (01:12:18):
But you just didn't know what we did. The anticipation
of is she going to join?

Speaker 3 (01:12:22):
Is she gonna anticipate it out? She was over.

Speaker 2 (01:12:23):
You know, I've been anticipated for the last five hours.
I do like it, but go ahead, finish it up?

Speaker 3 (01:12:27):
Bright Hey Christmas?

Speaker 8 (01:12:31):
Does that?

Speaker 17 (01:12:31):
Did that word?

Speaker 3 (01:12:32):
Did actually get you in the spirit?

Speaker 4 (01:12:34):
Oh?

Speaker 24 (01:12:34):
Yeah, man, that wasn't very convincing.

Speaker 3 (01:12:37):
All right, I'll work on. I'll get better. I thought
you'd sing with.

Speaker 24 (01:12:40):
Me, but you didn't even join in ever I did not,
So sorry, that's all right. Maybe next year, okay, all right,
Merry Christmas?

Speaker 2 (01:12:49):
Like, do you want a burger? So?

Speaker 3 (01:12:51):
What can I do for you? We learned to lie
here one.

Speaker 17 (01:12:53):
I like that.

Speaker 3 (01:12:54):
That's fine. I'm in the Christmas spirit now more.

Speaker 17 (01:12:55):
I felt like she thought I was.

Speaker 3 (01:12:57):
In two weekends.

Speaker 2 (01:12:58):
Yeah, two weekends. Get to the meat of that. Speaking
of burgers.

Speaker 17 (01:13:02):
Yeah, you know I'm here. Rudolph the ras you go
down in his story.

Speaker 8 (01:13:07):
Like his editing.

Speaker 17 (01:13:08):
Yes, here's the problem. You only want two lines of
the song.

Speaker 2 (01:13:13):
I just want to get to the joke. Then what's
the point of Carolyn. We can play any art we guess,
have an artist sing the song. I want to hear
the song.

Speaker 3 (01:13:19):
Oh you know.

Speaker 2 (01:13:20):
I liked it though, but we learn it. I messed
up like seven times today and you only did it once.
It's a good day for you.

Speaker 17 (01:13:27):
I'll go down in history. You get away, go down
in history.

Speaker 2 (01:13:32):
Okay, all right, that's it. Instagram mister Bobby Bones. Thank you.
We'll see you tomorrow by the.

Speaker 9 (01:13:37):
Bobby Bones Show.

Speaker 2 (01:13:41):
It's me.

Speaker 3 (01:13:42):
Oh no, it's not Santa Clause, it's me.

Speaker 1 (01:13:45):
It's d D P. Diamond Dallas Page.

Speaker 8 (01:13:50):
And I want to wish everybody a healthy marry, good God, Marry.

Speaker 9 (01:13:57):
Christmas, Happy Holidays. From The Bobby Bones Show.

Speaker 2 (01:14:03):
The Bobby Bones Show theme song, written, produced and sang
by Reid Yarberry. You can find his instagram at read Yarberry,
Scuba Steve executive producer, Ray Mundo, head of Production. I'm
Bobby Bones. My instagram is mister Bobby Bones. Thank you
for listening to the podcast.

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