(Weds Full) This May Be Bobby’s Last Show + Was Lunchbox Trying to Steal a Couch? + What’s the Haps!

Bobby shares why this may be his last show after what he has coming up today. Lunchbox saw a couch on the side of the road and called Scuba Steve for help to take it home. Is it stealing or is it fair game? We go around the room and share what is happening in everyone’s life.

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:10):
Let's walkome to the show morning studio morning. The doorbell
cameras catch everything. Now it's like I think about committing
crimes a lot, but now I know there are doorbell
cameras everywhere, and do it. You can't do it anymore.
I also want to go like Dingdong Ditch doesn't just
get bored and want to do that. I know I
can't do that, but it's tougher for people, especially like
Amazon drivers if they screw up or food any delivery.

(00:33):
If you mess up or you do something purposeful, it's
there and it can go viral. So there's a story
order from Jimmy John's and in the video, the driver
backs up to a driveway, opens the door, drops the
bag on the pavement, and drives away, just romps then
heads out. And so they were like, what do you do?
Tip bed? It was like, no, tip twenty percent on

(00:53):
a ten dollar order. And so it's just him driving out,
I mean, doesn't walk up to the door, doesn't do
anything except boom, drop it on the curb, which pretty funny.
It's pretty funny that we have the footage because you know,
all his buddies just celebrating him. Right now, I think
he'd be embarrassed. I was like, Clint, you made it.
You made him man, you blew up a TikTok. But

(01:14):
you just have to be careful. Now. It's good for
us because now everybody's kind of watched. It's also a
big brother, like everybody's kind of watched, so kind of
a double edged sword there. Glad everybody's up with us.
I got a couple things I wanted to mention. I
woke up this morning and had my phone out. I
hit video on my phone as soon as I got
out of bed. Immediately I was like, I'm gonna catch
one of these foxes in the act. That foxes in
my house. And yesterday we talked about it. They were

(01:35):
on my back porch looking in the window like prison
style when you're talking with an inmate like that close,
and I was like what, So we talked about it yesterday.
I woke up, hit video, rolled out of bed. No
chance I was gonna see one. I saw one in
a distance, and I have it on my phone and
so I'm recording it and I'm like, oh my goodness,
oh my goodness, I got it. I got it, and
then three more right behind it. He brought his buddies

(01:57):
with them, all four foxes that are living at the house,
and they don't care. It's like again like bugs money,
just chilling in front of elm or fud, like what's
gonna do there? And so I sent it to Eddie
and Mike just to make sure that it because I
felt like, am I crazy? Isn't this so weird? This
is happening? And they're right, guy, this is weird, right.
I've never seen foxes like that in broad daylight walk

(02:17):
right up to a house. I mean, dude, you were
just on the other side of the window taking the
video of it, and it's like looks at you and like, oh,
look at all my buddies are out of here too,
hanging down the yard. Crazy. Usually you would think either
dark or they'd be in holes, but they were so brave,
just hanging out. So now I gotta go trap them.
But I've also now named them, so now I love them, yeah,
and also want to kill them, so I'm corn So

(02:39):
the goal is to find some trappers and then free
them into the wild. But I don't want to free
them one by one and they lose each other. They
need to free all four of them and then put
them out together, so or just adopt them and let
them live in the room. Would you be opposed to
just leaving your door open overnight and see if Oh,
I'd be so funny a kill me, kill me dead,

(03:01):
but hilarious, so funny. Would they attack you? No, don't
know him? Um No, I don't think so. Unless they're rabid,
hungry or threatened, probably not. And I don't think there
are any of those. They would run from me. Yeah,
they're really not. They're so comfortable there, which is the
weirdest thing. So we have that happening at our house

(03:22):
right now. I figured how to get rid of them,
but in a humane way. I also got a picture
and I woke up this morning and somebody tagging me
on Instagram. They're like, hey, going to Mountain Pine. What's
all your sign? Boyhood Home of Bobby Bones. It was
like cool, I reposted it, No big deal. And then
I started to get other message about the repost and
people are like it they're bullet holes in that sign. Yeah, dude,
I saw it. It's beat up. Who's that? What's happening here?

(03:45):
I saw the same thing. So if you dude, it's
in bad shape? What is happening. I try to keep
that talent alive. Now they're shooting at me. How long
has that sign been up? A couple of years, three years,
probably more than that. Okay, all right, I feel like
just as the years have gone, that thing just looks
worn out. Well, they had to replace it because somebody
stole it, and now people are shooting it happening. So

(04:07):
I guess it's true. You either die a hero or
eventually turn into a villain. How in the world does
someone even what did they take a gun and a
baseball bat too? I feel like they took the bottom
of the gun and beat it and shot it. I
saw that, which isn't good. And then I come in
this morning. I've been really sick. I've had the last
few days. I've been slowly getting back to normal. Um
and my doctor, I can't have this cough right, I

(04:29):
can't get to the coffin. The coffee leaves. I guess
once all the crop comes out of your chest. But
I have trouble sleeping with the coffin. So the doctor
gave me some medicine and it's codeine goff syrup, and
so i'd be careful, Yeah, I'd be careful. I'd be careful.
You know. I have a little drink last night, purple drink.
I had a very little drink. I did this. I

(04:49):
took the bottle and I went, did it huh? Did
it even the lept all day to the night? Wow? Yeah,
I mean how hardcore it is. It's a bit like
watch Whoa. That's why I wondered if those foxes were
even real. So I had one. I mean, just look
like this, and then I and then I never sleppt

(05:11):
with the night ever in my life. I don't last
five years. I don't sleep. And so I took a
drink like that, and then I woke up and thought
I'd be like twelve thirties when I wake up the
first time, it's like three hours past that. I was like,
oh my goodness. So anyway, if you guys have any like,
you know, shady buddies that have a whole one to this,
let me know. I found. I found. I'm gonna sleep

(05:33):
now be some good style. Yeah. It tastes terrible, and
I'd probably use it tonight, maybe only, and then I'll
just flush it. Have a problem with starting to use
something and then being super dependent on it, and and
you know, I keep from getting addicted when I would
go to the dentist like crazy tons of mouth surgeries,
which I have a mouth thy later today, which stinks,

(05:54):
but they would get me vic it in and I
had flushed on toilet because I'd be like, this great stuff.
I'm gonna take it every day. I love it's my
new wife. Yeah yeah, but it can't because I you know,
my family has a huge history of addiction, and I
know I know what's coming. So I remember flushing it
down the toilet, wow, being like I can't do it.
So anyway, I'll be selling this to you guys in
a couple of days. If you guys want to buy
my Codeam Scooba. Steve stands up real quick. It's that

(06:17):
time of the morning. Let's open up the mailbag. Ye
get something? We call ye? Hello, Bobby Bones. I need
some dating advice. I'm twenty six. I've been dating a
girl I met dating for a few years. She's fews
younger than I am. The thing is, she has a

(06:37):
picture of Harry Styles as her lock screen. Not from
a concert, not of them together, just a random picture
on the internet. She mentioned he's her favorite artist. But
I feel like it's a red flag. If she has
him as her lock screen, she obsessed with him? Is
he trying to manifest meeting him and falling in love?
Maybe I'm overthinking it, but he didn't get the red flag.
If a girl has a celebrity as their lock screen,

(06:58):
signed Matt s well, MATTIM like to also confess something
to you here so you don't feel so alone. I
also have Harry Styles and my lock screen. This is
not something to worry about, buddy. I guess it's weird,
but it's not something to change your relationship on. Because
she has Harry Styles as our lock screen may make

(07:18):
more sense if she was with him in the video
in the picture, sure, and it may just be to
be funny. Heck, I have the same picture. I don't
change mine. I've had mine for ten months at this point.
But I do not think that it is a dating
red flag. Morgan. If you're with a guy, so you're
dating him and you look at his and he's got
a Reese Witherspoon, that's a weird going to pick okay
because she's older now, But as a lock screen, is

(07:39):
that a red flag to you? I mean no, I
wouldn't be concerned about it per se. But I would
be like a little offended that why don't you have
a picture of us or your dog or something a
little more personal. I think you can say something about
it too. I think you can make fun of him
about it, or her. We can make fun of her
about it and be like, oh, you know, you know
not you can't have Harry. You stuck with me here,
so let's move it on over to me. Like you

(07:59):
can do that. That's fine. If there's nothing else in
her life that says that she's obsessed with Harry styles
in an unhealthy way, it's fine. It's not a big deal.
Don't break up a relationship because of this. I'm sure
there are other things you could find to break up
that relationship. There, lock screen, Now there's my wife and I.
It's a picture from Mike D's wedding that's been over
a year, same one. Yeah, Kayle changes her. She's actually

(08:21):
every few weeks or so she puts up a new
picture and most of the time it has me in
it most of the time, most of the time, and
sometimes and I'm like, hey, hey, well you have me
on that picture, so it is that is not a
red flag. It is a warning of a possible yellow flag.
How about that? Yeah, I think that's good. Watch out
for possible yellow flags. But that new Harry Styles album
is really good. I haven't said that. Yeah, it's good.

(08:43):
It's called Harry's House. All right, that's it, thank you.
Close it up. We've got your idea. You see, like
they have focus groups, maybe in a TV commercial where
they have amy there's a big table and there's all
these people sitting around a table like what do you
think about this color or this name? We kind of
have that here. Lunchbox read my kid's book, Stanley the

(09:05):
Dog The First Day of School to his kids, right, yeah,
my two year old my three year old. Okay, so
you have audio of you doing this? Are you just
gonna tell me? Now? I got audio. I sat him
down in the room right before bedtime, and I pulled
it out of my backpack because you gave it to me,
and I read the title of the book, and my
three year old had a problem with the concept of
the book. It's called Stanley the Dog the First Day

(09:27):
of School. What do you think? What do you mean
it's a good point? Yeah, man, he's right, I mean,
right up the bat He was just like he saw
the dog and the school bus window, and he was
just like, this dog don't go to school. That's silly,
and he just was He was like, I don't get it.
When I told my the publisher of the book, I said,

(09:49):
here's my dad, they said, dogs don't go to school,
exact thing. So I get it. Okay. So here's the
clip of Lunchbox reading my book to his boys. Today
was the first day of school, and Stanley really didn't
want to go. He d he bittered over which color

(10:09):
to wear. He didn't even touch his broth. Yeah, school
bus ro yep bee bee with the bus. Have fun,
said Bobby, and with a stumble on a bumble, Stanley
trotted off to catch his closing the bus drew to school.
The more Stanley called his he'd never been to school.

(10:30):
I like the show. The show. That's what I feel
like with you guys, that's the same. I'm like, like
I felt, you know what it feels like. Now, let's
bugs over and over. My two year old was obsessed
with the school bus. That's every time we turned the
page back, Dad out, where's the school bus? And he
made me go back to the school bus. He just
wanted to look at the school bus the whole time.
All right, so focus good loves the school Bus. All right,

(10:52):
what did you get to into the book? We got
to end the big book. And they loved it and
they enjoyed it. They thought it was funny and they
liked the dog. But they were My three year old
gout said, he was like, why does the other dog
tell me us to go to the back of the wine?
That's mean, that's the point, that's yes, not everybody's schools.
Super nice to Stanley, buddy, you know, he finds where
he fits in, which is just with himself. Yes, yes,

(11:13):
And so it was a success. And we read it
two nights in a row and we'll see about tonight
if tonight's three nights in a row. Is that all
the whole vibe every time you're reading, just all the
any book you're reading. Not well, not all the time.
I mean, if they like it, they ask questions about it,
but they want to see certain things. But yes, you
go back to that page the school bus, Dads, schoolbus

(11:35):
loves the school bus. Yeah. Yeah, it's like on that
show a lottery story, Bob lottery Story. There's another lottery story. Okay,
well thank you. If you guys want to get the buck,
you can. It's like fifteen bucks. It is. I'm very
proud of it, not keeping any of the money that
would make from the first year. People go why the
first year because usually doesn't make any money after the
first year. So I just don't want to have to
keep up with it when I'm seventy three years old
and be like, well I didn't give him six bucks

(11:56):
this year, and then I never going to jail or something,
you know, and then you get called out. Yeah, so
it's like a year a year. Anybody who make on
the book in a year, we're gonna donate. Well, reread
it and Stevenson was enjoyed it. He's totally different age
than he's eleven, but he still enjoyed it as an
eleven year old and his favorite, I think was the
surprise from a cat makes an appearance, so there's not

(12:17):
just dogs. So a three year old eleven year old
and rumor is Ray loved it too, right, Ray, different
message for everybody. The latest from Nashville in Tullywood Morgan
number two thirty second Skinny Luke Holmbs is officially a dad.
He and his wife Nicole, welcomed a baby boy on
Father's Day. His name is Text Lawrence Colmbs. Congratulations to

(12:40):
Scottie McCreery and his wife Gibbie. They are expecting their
first child together. The baby boy is due in November.
ACM's Party for a Cause is back this year. Brothers Osborne,
Darius Rucker, Sarah Evans, Blanco Brown, Travis Stanning, and Kaylee
Hammock were all announced as performers. The show happens August
twenty third in Nashville. I'm Morgan. That's your skinny call.

(13:02):
It's time for the good news. So this kid that
just turned nine, his name is Hunter Peterson. He lives
in Wisconsin, and for his birthday, he said, no toys, Hey, family,
Hey friends, don't give me any gifts. Donate to the
police department again with stuffed animals for their kids. And

(13:22):
I say again, because this is the third birthday that
he's decided to do this. Well, I'll step up for
him then and say don't forget him. I know you're
gonna probably donate. He's probably done some good work here, right. Yeah.
This year he was able to donate five hundred and
eleven full size stuffed animals, along with a lot of
smaller things and toys. And this is his biggest donation yet.
So he's not stopping here. He's got future birthdays hopefully

(13:45):
coming up, and he wants to hit a goal of
a thousand. So you for his birthday donate, But if
you don't get him something, he's gonna be sad. So
let's a kid. I love it that he's eight nine
years old and that's what he wants to do. His
first thought is to give to others. That's a great story.
That is what it's all about. That was tell me
something good. All right, let's feel old. It's a list
of songs that old millennials grew up with. It's now

(14:08):
classic rock. And so I was born in nineteen eighties,
I'm running that line of millennial or gen X, and
these are songs that I grew up with. But now
you flip it on the classic rock station and they're
like green day classic rock and you're like, oh, come on.
So even classic country. Sometimes on the classic country station
they're like a new Enjoys song from Reba. You're like, no, no,

(14:31):
I'm not getting older. So here we go the Top five.
Here at number five from nineteen ninety two. It's thirty
years old. Amy, do you know this song from Radiohead? Yes,
if you know what that is, go ahead for real
big cree No, no, no, okay, but yeah, I believe you.

(14:52):
It's pretty big. But they really don't play that song,
which is a weird thing live. They don't do it. Yeah,
so that one's on Classic rock at number four, you'll sure. No,
here's alanis Man. You're then on classic rock station. I mean,
but to be honest, we were listening to listen to
seventh grade. I'm still sad. Sixth grade maybe still. I mean, yeah,

(15:14):
that's not that's not fair. That's the truth. Man. I
think I was in high school. Yeah, you're older than Okay,
Here we Go gets worse at number three on classic
rock radio. You will hear this song because wonder Wall.
That's for sure, high school from man. I need to
teach my kids this stuff. They don't care. They don't care.

(15:35):
They wid yeah, that we're stupid. Music on music was
stupid all day. Number two, the Chili Peppers, Here you
Go not on good. Number one on classic rock radio.
Nirvana smells like teen spirit. Yeah, it's just yeah, I
listened to a lot of classic rock radio when I
was a kid, and it was all like seventies, sixties

(15:57):
and seventies. It was like Deep Purple Creed, Clearwater Revival.
And now all of a sudden, here it is the
Chili Peppers and that's us. I'm now Arkansas Keith. So
what is Zeppelin now? Oldies? It's on classic rock, just
a wider range. It's a wider range. But time marches on, guys,
not make me feel good. We're marching on with it.

(16:17):
You Now we have people's kids come out to be like, yeah, hey,
my mom always loved you. You're like, dang you people,
you're right, just God, be like I love you. Good
and older guys, very honor to bring on a van again,
a Vaughan. How are you? I'm We're doing well, boy,
how are you pretty good? I want to just catch
my audience up real quick. So we brought on a

(16:37):
Vaughan and she is the wife to Officer Anthony Thompson.
Now let me give you a a quick recap of Anthony.
So Anthony's been on the show because we're trying to
rebuild the inside of his house. He was injured. He
was in two thousand and seven, he was deployed. He
was in Iraq standing post at a bridge. The bridge
was struck by an ied was detonated and all eight
men that were on the bridge were thrown in different directions.

(17:00):
Anthony was throwing twenty five feet in the year and
he felt even further than that down land on a
concrete pile of rubble. Severe injuries, a spinal cord injury,
traumatic brain injury. He's confined to a wheelchair and is noncommunicative.
And so we heard his story. We talked to our
audience about it and we said, hey, would you guys
mind steping up to audience sad would you mind stepping

(17:21):
up because what we want to do for this purple
heart recipient, someone who has given so much of his
life to us, we want to make sure that at
least he can live his day to day life a
little more comfortable because he is in a wheelchair. And
I'd tell you with the Vaughan and you know with Anthony,
they have such a positive attitude with their son. We
were moved at how the conversation went and how you

(17:42):
got your outlook is on life. And I tell you
right now that as we've we've sold these shirts. We're
almost at one hundred thousand dollars. Oh my god, are
you kidding me? Wouldn't that be the worst joke ever
if I brought her on and I was like, yes,
I'm kidding, or at nine grand Yeah, I am not kidding,
And we're almost at one hundred thousand dollars and that

(18:05):
was our goal. So let me say this to our
listeners before I get back on with a Vaughan here,
is that this is our goal as a show. You know,
it's to be funny, sometimes it's to be compelling, make
you feel, but it's really to help and you guys
are the biggest part of that. So today it's the
last day today in early tomorrow that you can actually
get in to help us do this. So go to
Bobbybones dot com because I think if you get it,

(18:25):
you still get your shirt in time for July fourth. Yeah.
So it's our patriotic Pimp and Joy line and we've
done this several years in a row for different heroes
through building homes for heroes and we're just honored to
come alongside. And yeah, you get a Pimp and Joy red,
white and blue something. You pick the shirt you want,
a hat, whatever, and it's going one hundred percent of
the proceeds go to Vaughan and her family. Von how

(18:46):
much will this actually help? You? Guys? Really, I can't
even like, I can't even begin to tell you what
a huge like help and just release it would be
for us financially to be able to make this house
even more comfortable and more welcoming and more everything for

(19:10):
Anthony and our family. I'm I'm flabbergasted, I really am.
I I rarely am without words. Well, I will take that.
The lesseners will take that as a compliment because it's
our honor to help you. And so we're almost in
one hundred thousand. I encourage you, guys, go to Bobby
Bones dot com if I could ask you a question,
because you know, we spend the time with Anthony last
time and again he's in a well chair, he's not communicative.

(19:32):
How do you communicate with him? So he's gotten pretty
good at eye blinks for yes no over the years
with lots of work, right babe, yes um, with lots
of work, lots of practice, he gets pretty good at
one blink for yes and two for no. Um. So
I based that on you know, for everyday little trivial questions.

(19:55):
You know, Anthony, do you want to watch this movie
or do you want to listen to a podcast, or
you know, whatever the case may be. Yes, no, blinks
work pretty well. As far as his health and well being,
I have learned and have become pretty good at reading
his body language, along with of course his vitals and everything.
But just looking at his face and his facial expressions

(20:17):
or his body language, I can tell if he's in pain,
or uncomfortable or bored really pretty much anything. He's very
expressive with his body language and facial expressions. Well, I
hope that you know you guys are excited, because we
are so excited to be able to do this for
you guys as a show. And when I say as

(20:37):
a show, I don't mean just people in the room.
It's people in the room and the people that listen
to us every day because you know, they really lift
us up. So hopefully we can do the same for you.
So we're so close to one hundred thousand bucks today
and tomorrow is the last day you can get your
Pimp and Joy stuff, and Amy, if you could give
us a thirty second version of what Pimp and Joy is, well,
it started just quickly the roots with my mom when
she was diagnosed with cancer. We made her a Twitter

(20:59):
handle and it was JB Pimp and Joy and from that,
Bobby was like, hey, let's do a hashtag pimp and
Joy and listeners can share with us ways they're spreading
joy to others. And that's what my mom did at
the hospital, Like she was facing adversity, but she wanted
to spread joy to others, and her motto was to
choose joy for herself and the joy the Lord is
my strength was what she said to herself over and
over to give her that strength to spread joy to others.

(21:20):
And then from that we did a hat and the
hats sold out, and then we did a shirt to
fundraise for where my kids lived at the orphanage in Haiti.
Those sold out and then we thought, wow, we have
something here. So every so often we do different campaigns
and right now it's for Navy Petty Officer second Class
Anthony Thompson and his family and this is just amazing.
So when you're buying something Pimp and Joy, all proceeds

(21:43):
are going to whatever cause, and the cause right now
is to help refit their home. Well, thank you, Van
I can't wait to talk to you one final time
and we'll get you this and we'll get a rebuilt
and hopefully you guys will have a more comfortable life.
And we're just so honored that you would let us
do this for you because of what you know Anthony
has done for us us. I think I can speak
for the both of us. We are truly truly thankful

(22:04):
and honored and just appreciative of everything that you Bobby,
and your entire staff there and everybody across the nation
that listens. Just thank you from the bottom of our hearts.
Thank you so very much, very welcome. We'll talk to
you soon and have a good rest of the week.
All right, Van, you've just topped a week off there.

(22:24):
I mean, it doesn't get any better than this, So
thank you, Thank you. Vonna talk to you soon, all right,
take care, all right? Bye bye? All right, So let's
do it Bobby Bones dot Com. We'll put that up
now if you guys want to go be a part
of that great job. So far, we're almost there. A
voicemail from Nicole and Nashville heard you guys talking about
food and how long you can eat it after it's expired.

(22:45):
And I heard Amy say that you can just cut
mold off of cheese and bread and it's totally fine.
I'm a nutritionist, and actually it's not okay. The mold
that you can see goes all the way through and
run through it, and there's invisible particles that go through
the bread and the cheese. So the visible part is

(23:06):
like the iceberg. It's just the surface. Thanks like you guys,
Oh dang, you may kill the listener too. This is
my official apology to America. I blame the article I
read about it, and I will no longer do that. Okay,
take some personal re sponsibility, not for the article. How

(23:27):
else would I've gotten the knowledge I see. I should
have fact checked and then told us no. But I've
always I've grown up hearing that. Maybe it's just how
our parents grew up. Holly and Oklahoma left this voicemail.
I'm sorry so many people. It's gonna understand what you've
said a lot of times about the book. You're awesome
for signing all of those stickers. I go in the

(23:48):
book I got mine. If I got the book, I
put it in there. It looks so cute. I love it.
Thank you so much for letting your aneend hurt. For
doing that for us, You're the best, Thanks, Holly. Yeah,
that's been a fresh any part of my life right
now where I said, Hey, I'm gonna sign all these things,
all these books, and so I've signed all this art
that goes in the book, and I where's my sign book. Well,

(24:08):
I've signed thirteen thousand of them, and we're mailing them
out for ourselves. There's no machine that's mailing them were
so people like, oh, could anyway? I don't have to
do it. It's just like, hey, if you pre ordered,
I'm happy to do it. We're gonna do the pre
order anyway. And it's a it's a issue because I'm
constantly getting measures I hate you. They give me one
star reviews on Amazon's like I love the book. Who
didn't sign it? It's like a one start and that

(24:30):
affects stuff, you know. So, but my kid's book is up.
I'm muddy. Here's the worst part. We're not making any
money off of it. Like I'm gonna keep it for
the first year, which is pretty much when you make
any money off a book. I'm donating all the money
to the organization that we got ler from our dog,
and so it's just like, I don't know, No good
deed goes unpunished, is what they say. Yeah, so that's

(24:51):
that's the that's the deal. You can get it though,
if you want on Amazon or wherever you get your books.
It's called Stanley the Dog the First Day at School
and it's a great kid's book because it tells kids,
don't it's not so important to fit in. You don't
have to fit in. Be yourself. Yourself is amazing unless
you're me, and people to understand why are you signing
the books? And then they want to kill you? Uh,

(25:12):
Sadie in Pittsburgh. Let's go one more. So, what do
you get when you cross a mad sheep with a
mad cow? Two animals in a bad mood? Thanks, love
you guys. That's working bad. You can cross the sheep
with anything, Yeah, any other animal bad. Oh? Oh, she

(25:36):
didn't definitely sell that was not there. Yeah, you do
some work on your Samy's Pile of stories. Parents. If
your kids are on Instagram, you need to be checking
who they're talking to because there's these people that are
selling like Cereal bar treats, Rice Cruspee treats. Captain crunch treats,

(25:57):
but they're laced with stuff. And how they found out
about this was a kid at eight one at school
didn't know he was eating a laced rice Christy treat.
What's account name? Well, it was Pop two or Top
two Treats, and then he got busted and then he
changed his account name to Top Treats four, a little different.
They still found him again. But it's happening to a

(26:20):
lot of kids, and they feel like they're buying certain things,
and then kids are reselling them at school and not
saying hey, by the way, these are laced with stuff,
and then kids are getting sick with what though it
also matters with their lives THHC Okay, so like we yeah, basically, well, um,
you know, not for me. I got a lot of
friends who like to find out a Top Treats sixty
three or whatever. Now, but just have this talk with

(26:41):
your kids. They don't need to buy snacks finding off
the internet anyway without profession exactly and something else. Just
speaking of parents and talks, I saw that like a
quarter of parents do not plan on having the talk
with their kids. I never that's another talk to have.
That's why I thought it came out of the belly
button into like twelve. I never had to talk. Yeah,
it was just I guess you learned at school, so

(27:03):
it is not the way to learn, So go get them.
Champ surprised it was that low, only a quarter. So
in the parents in the room, you plan on we've had,
we're talking, already done it. Oh good for my fourteen
years Yeah, my three year old knows. Yeah, they say,
there's listen, listen, there's a way you can. I don't
even got to genetically. You just understands. Actually start at

(27:25):
three with certain conversations about body parts and different things,
just being honest. So Yellowstone the prequel, not the eighteen
eighty three one, but the one that's was supposed to
be in nineteen thirty two. Oh, so it's coming out.
So it's a post it's a post prequel. It's in
the middle of a pre cooel of the big one.
It's like the meat of the sandwich. Okay, yeah, they're

(27:46):
you good. Okay, they're a good way to describe it.
The meat. Harrison Ford's in it, Helen Mirren supposed to
be amazing. They were going to call it nineteen thirty two,
but they just had to change the name to nineteen
twenty three because they wanted it to be set in
the Great Depression in prohibition, and they realized that WHOOPSI
Montana was one of the first states to repeal prohibitions,
so it wouldn't have fit the time. Behe feels like CSI,

(28:08):
Now there's CSI Miami, CSI. Did you know Alaska Vegas? I'mine, Now,
it's like nineteen twenty three, you're watching nine twenty five?
Are you watching nine twenty seven? Which which series you're watching?
It's just a little much, huh oh much, But I
think I'm I'm definitely gonna dabble. I'm gonna check it out,
see what it's like. Loretta Lynn and Jake owens former
mansion is listed for two point one million in case

(28:28):
Lunchwoks wants to call and get it. I saw because
they didn't live in it together and Jake still doesn't
live in it. Just let's get all. It wasn't when
they were. She sold it to him and then he
sold it. I don't even know that she sold it
to him for sure. I think he they've just both
owned it. Oh. I feel like I read that she
was the one seller Canada the key. She put the

(28:50):
sign out front and was like, here you go. Maybe so,
but I feel like Jake bought that house. I don't
know that you bought it right under her Okay, it
says here. Lynn sold the house to Owen in two
thous twelve, and then she currently still lives in a
house in the same area. One of the squatter stories.
They can't get around. You gotta buy the house, Loretta
Land of the Bottom. Jake sold it in twenty seventeen

(29:10):
to someone, and that's when he moved out to some
land and lived in a tiny house while he was
building his other copse. But anyway, it's up for sale
and two famous people live there. It's two point one
million in case anybody's interested. Okay, trivia time. Loretta Len's
sister is, don't say it, Eddie, if you know you
maybe don't know. I'm out. Loretta Len's sister is, oh,
got it okay. Reba McIntyre, Wow, how did you know that?

(29:31):
That's just my country knowledge? Wow? Really good guy swinging
a miss Amy? Did they I'm trying to think of
if Loretta Lensis, I don't know. I'm not a famous
but not a l know who her granddaughter is not
doing that. We're going Loretta Len's sister Taylor. Who's your granddaughter, Taylor?

(29:52):
She was in stealing angels with Caroline Hobby. Okay, yeah,
I don't know it is, but okay, Ray, Martina McBride, Eddie,
Crystal Gail. Correct, nice job. I got lots of sisters though, fascinating.
I didn't know that, Crystal Gale, Taylor, the whole of them,
all right, is edit Amy, I am you are yes pile.

(30:14):
That was Amy's pile of stories. It's time for the
good news. By massive fundraising effort by the town. And
they absolutely didn't have to do this. But there's a
woman named Linda in Minneapolis, and she lived in this
house for twenty years, and so she had signed inside
of her mortgage agreement. And listen, I don't know what

(30:36):
I signed in those Honestly, I have no idea. I
just I just like a pin and sign. I trust
other people. Yeah, And so this happened, and she had
signed a deal that was not good for her to
be their long term and the landlords like, you gotta
get out of here. So she was renting it when
she signed the papers. I guess it's not mortgage, just
at least in agreement. And so the landlords like, I
gotta sell the house. You need to move two hundred

(30:58):
ninety nine thousand dollars is what they listened before. So
the neighbors heard about it over formed for people from
the community, got together begged the landlord, don't sell it yet,
give us time. They then, because of the fundraising effort,
which is a block party, social media fundraiser, an art
show at some of the paintings that she had made,
they got enough donations for to buy the house. Wow,
that is a massive amount of money. That's crazy, so cool.

(31:20):
And then she flipped it and sold it for double
that'd be funny. H she got right out of all
the neighbors will be like wait wait, wait, wait wait, no,
that's awesome. They I can't lave they made two hundred
fifty thousand dollars. But doing all of that, great job
to that town. Linda. I hope you feel loved because
obviously you are. That it's what it's all about. That
was tell me something good. Let's go over to Amy

(31:42):
and get in the morning. Corny morning, corny, what do
you call two eggs living together? What do you call
two eggs living together? Egg existent coexistence? That was the

(32:05):
morning corny In a second, if you're a significant other,
even it's a girlfriend, I'll tell you this has a
celebrity on their lock screen because a listener email on
me this and he's like, why does she have this
on her lock screen? Is this weird? Should I do
something about it? I'm gonna read you the email. You
guys can give me your ideas to which you think
about this. But we'll get to that next in the
mail bag, and then we'll get to my number three

(32:26):
song of the nineties nineties country coming up in a
second as well. All right, both of those coming up? Okay,
all this week my top nineties country music videos, and
then we play the song. It just has to have
a great artist. It has to be a great song
in a music video you can still remember without having
to watch it again. At number five, because the skiing
was Alan Jackson Chattahoochi nineteen ninety two, Here you go,

(32:51):
Chat you never knew how much? At number four from
nineteen ninety one, Boots Scooting booge by Brooke. Then I'm
about to get to a song from nineteen ninety three,
right this video. Oh man, I can remember, I think
every second of the video, and when this artist came out,
I was like, just the greatest video. This is my faith.

(33:12):
Maybe my favorite video of the nine nineties really maybe
not the most instrumental number one on my list, but
like personally made my favorite video. Nineteen ninety three was
the year. Facts About nineteen ninety three, Bill Clinton was
inaugurated as a forty second US president. The average price
of gas was one dollar and eleven cents. That's a
good old day. The Dallas Cowboys won their third Super Bowl.

(33:33):
Forget the cost of a thirty second Super Bowl. I
was eight hundred fifty thousand dollars, which now it's like
six million or something, which, oddly, that's how much a
gallon of gas is now. Popular Halloween costumes in nineteen
ninety three Barney the Dinosaur, the Genie from Aladdin, Princess
Jasmine from Aladdin. Fashion trends from nineteen ninety three included

(33:55):
crop tops, platform shoes, animal prints, faux fur, elevet, windbreakers,
and Denham and most importantly, from nineteen ninety three, a
little baby came out of the wound named Morgan. That's right, Yes,
the song I'm talking about from nineteen ninety three at

(34:18):
number three on the list. The video has been described
as Weekend at Bernie's Ghost Country. The music video starts
with a guy it's uh, he's kind of out of it,
and two men are smuggling a fully dressed dead mail
into a funeral out of a funeral home and they
take it out for a night on the town. The guy,
wearing sunglasses and a party had, is laid up against

(34:39):
this machine. That machine is a jew Box. I got it,
you got you there, I got it. At number three
on my list. It's a guy loved love being his
friend unfortunately passed away in the last couple of years,
but it is Joe Diffy and propped me up aside

(35:00):
the Jewbox If I die. What a great video, what
a great song, what a lovely man. And it's at
number three here my favorite music videos of the nineties.
I don't know if people listen to the show and
they go those people on that Bobby Bone show, they
can't be real, like they're probably playing a character. It'd
just be hard to stay in character every day for

(35:21):
fifteen years. I think that's that'd be a difficult part
of this and so sometimes things happen and it's sent
to me and I'm like, I'll just play this on
the show so people know that what we talked about
it's real. This wasn't a bit Scuba Steve had reached
out to me. It's like, hey, should this is a
clip I want you to have, and he played on
the show if you want. So. Apparently Lunchbox saw a
couch on the side of the road and ask Scuba
Steve for his truck to go take the couch home.
Oh mine, oh man, so here is and people like

(35:43):
lunch Box didn't do that. He didn't drive vat down
the road and find free stuff and take it home. Okay,
whatever you say. Here's a voicemail that Lunchbox sent Scuba
Steve that he sent to me. Play it please, yo,
Scuba Not'm not sure what you're doing. But I'm driving
on I forty towards Memphis and there is a brand
new love seat on the side of the road. It's
still wrapped in the plastic. I think we should go

(36:06):
pick it up. What are you doing? Hit me back?
We should go pick it up. He wanted truck know
what happened. So I was just driving and I look
and on the shoulder there is a perfectly wrapped brand
new love seat, you know, the one with two seats
and it's like a couch, but it only has two seats.
And so I was like, someone obviously just dropped that,

(36:27):
like it looked in perfect shape, like off a car. Yeah,
but then why would you think you need to go
steal it if you think so, Well, I was just
sitting there. It's for free. You take it. When you
just said someone probably accidentally dropped it, well, I mean
if they can get there before I do, that's the role. Yeah,
it's finders, finders, keepers, losers, weepers. And I mean I

(36:50):
called Scoopa because it was only ten minutes from the station,
and he's he's up here, he has a truck. We
could throw that thing in boom having at my house
in fifteen minutes. Did you no he didn't call me. Good.
Oh that's funny. He sent it to me immediately, I
guess didn't call you back. I mean, but why would
you not want a brand new love seats yours? It's
like falls out of your truck. Sorry, if it was

(37:12):
old and crappy and they threw it on the side
of the road because they just hated it. Well, yeah,
I wouldn't want it then, exactly. I don't want an old,
crappy one. I mean this is like it was like
probably from a factory truck, like you know, a moving
truck or whatever. That a delivery because it was wrapped
in plastic like you do when you buy to the
store and it comes and they put it that. It
was like perfect condition. So did you see it this

(37:33):
morning coming in? I didn't know. I rode my bike,
but the other way, I was just I was taking
the kids somewhere to get something to eat, and I
saw it and I was like, dude, would you take
him by today and if it's still there, Scooba, get
it for him. I don't want to be a part
of it because what if it is somebody's or it's
a stores. Now I'm accomplice for stealing something. If it's
the whole day, then you can have it. If it's

(37:55):
there today, yes they have to go back and get it.
They forgot about it. If they can't get a truck,
no problem. But twenty four hours, absolutely you can go
get I'm with you, dude, that's littering. Disagree, that's just littering.
That's not couching it. But what do I get out
of it? Me using he's using my truck? Like, what
for thing? How do I win just being a friend?
I guess being a nice guy hooking me up with
a free couch. If you leave it aft there the longer,

(38:17):
weather's going to destroy it. Yeah, sunshine is gonna start fading.
You're saying, now we need to go save the couch.
Hashtag the couch if it's there today, I have no
problem with you getting all right, Scooper, let's go out
of the show. How far from here ten minutes? There's
no there's no chance that's still there unless they didn't
want it. I mean we could go and commercial breaking
me back. You know what, where's the lie? You know

(38:39):
what it feels like? How long our commercial breaks are sometimes? Okay,
let us know, scoople're gonna buy your truck. Just let
him go and drive my truck. No, would you let
him drive your truck? No? I would never lived. No,
let him drive your car. Yeah, he's a man, Look
at him, he's a man. I'm a man. I'm not
a drive Tomorrow's show, lady A will be in And

(39:03):
I said, hey, how about you play my three favorite
songs of all time. They were like, what do you mean?
I said, I don't know my three favorite songs, you
just come in and play them. They were like, all right, deal.
So they have a new song and I just love
them all and so they're gonna come in and play
and it's gonna be really cool. And I'm looking forward
to lady A tomorrow. And I normally wouldn't ask someone
like Lady A to just come in and play a
bunch of music. But the last time they came in,

(39:25):
I said, I don't want them to play because it's
early in the morning. I'm probably closer to them than
other people. And I was like, I don't want them
to come up and feel like they have to sing,
kind of looking out for them a little bit. Yeah,
you're considerative that for sure. And Charles Kelly was like, hey,
we're awesome. Are you stupid for not having to sing?
And I was like, I was looking out for you guys.
He was like, we're coming up, we're offering to sing.

(39:46):
Don't look out for us. It'd be awesome. I was like,
all right, So they're gonna come in and they're gonna
perform and it will be really cool tomorrow. So that's
all lady a tomorrow. Now your big stories Bobby's stories.
The headline is from CBS News that social media isn't
all bad, and I would agree with that. On social
media is great part of my life. There's a lot

(40:09):
of negativity, but the connections you're making with people is
giving you purpose and a desire to make the most
out of your life. Research has found. According to the study,
being active on social media associated with living a longer life.
Researchers found that having this large number of relationships on
social leads to better health and longevity because as humans,
we need to be in relationships with people. Social media
is like anything else in our life, if you can

(40:31):
handle it and do it with respect to your mental health.
What you know is good for you. What's not? It's awesome.
You do too much of it. You can't talk to
situations it ain't awesome. And that's like too much of anything.
It's absolutely too much mountain dew from experience. Hey just
in just a little bit awesome? Too much? You know,
you're like scale bag Bobby. So good for social media.

(40:54):
I like it, getting a good rap here. I have
friends that I consider actual friends that I really only
talk with on social media then occasionally only see in
real life. I did a couple of shows this past weekend,
like a stage comedy shows, and my friend Anya, who
works for satellite radio, we may see each other once
or twice a year, but we talk a lot through

(41:15):
DM and the occasional text. And she was like, man,
I haven't seen you in forever, and I'm like, what, Yeah,
And I realized in human form, I haven't seen her
in forever, But it doesn't feel like that. I'el like
I see her every day, every couple of days because
of social media. Yeah. So if I got to be
the guy to wear that kate and be like I'm
gonna be social media superhero, I will be. I love it.
I can't get enough of it. Here we go from

(41:38):
sky News. A trainee police officer drew redlines on a
COVID test to be like, yeah, I'm sorry, I'm positive
drew the second line on there. A trainee police officer
tried to fake having COVID nineteen by drawing the red
lines on the test. This to me reminds me of
like as a kid, if let's say you had an
FHR turn into an A. Its a little off because

(42:00):
it's like the A doesn't have that top square. So
that's what the tests kind of look like. It didn't
look exactly the same, and so they tried to get
away with it when confronted, Yeah, I faked the test.
I did it so I could stay home. I have
a friend who works in the administration area. I'm trying
to trouble at school school administration, the front office. He

(42:23):
said that when COVID was really happening, but classes were
back in teachers all the time, We're like, oh, might
have it. I need to isolate. Oh my god, there's
nothing you'd say about it. Yeah, you just how you'd
be like, okay, And there was just no teachers because
of that. So I just thought about that f to

(42:43):
A on the top of the paper, and that's what
I caught basically did. But you never had to do that. No,
too many as maybe I tried to like turn it
into a seed to limit expectations. The final four in
college baseball, the twenty twenty two Men's College World Series
continues tonight in Omaha, Texas, A and m and Arkansas
both one last night. So here's the final four Oklahoma,

(43:03):
Oh Miss, Arkansas and Texas A and M. That's why
you brought it up. So we're looking for We're looking
for Arkansas to win tonight and then take it to
a rubber match. Well, we're looking for Teas and we're not.
You don't really care about yes, but shall you go there? Though?
It doesn't matter? But you literally didn't even know they
were in the final four. Don't really pay attention to baseball.

(43:24):
It's baseball. Give me something I care about. Yeah, what's
the name of the head coach Texas and M football?
Head coach? Oh, coach? Ball coach? Like I know his names? Okay, ahead,
except for coach, and that's only because of Walker Hayes,
who's the head coach of Texas A and M. Marty

(43:45):
Marty Stewart, Marty Fish, Wilkerson, Marty Wilkerson. Goodish. Yeah, Jimbo Fisher,
I knew that. I've heard of him. Rob Knkowski gronks
As he's retiring again again. That's right, he's once again
hanging up the cleats. He says, this time for real,
that Tampa Bastar announced yesterday that he is done. He

(44:09):
feels good about it. He was with Brady for nine
years in New England. One another suit. I mean good
for Gronk killed it awesome. He he'll have a large,
you know, big career in whatever he wants. He's funny,
he's goofy. He's the rare football player that's not a
quarterback that you know just by seeing their face, because
it's hard. Football players were helmets. That's a bad part

(44:30):
about being a football players. If you're not the elite elite,
it's hard to know what you look like because you're
not all over commercials. We're basketball players, you know, because
they play with their face wide open, which circling back
to social media. Mes an non football fan, I guess
I mostly see Gronk on social media. And Gronk did
announce he'll be the head coach at Texas A and
M next year, So start telling your friends back right.

(44:51):
Chris Stapleton has postponed a string of shows following a
positive COVID nineteen diagnosis. Although I saw the test that
stabled and posted online, it looked like that second line
was that's not true, but he is positive. He will
push back Salt Lake City and Denver. He says he
wants to thank everybody who has waited so long for
these shows. Uh, They're incredibly grateful for patience, love and

(45:13):
support and cannot wait to see you next week. I
hoping Chris is okay. That is from Billboard, and I
just like say, Chris Stapleton is awesome, and I hope
he gets healthy and is able to do shows. Amber
heard has one of the world's most beautiful faces, according
to Science Amber Heard Amy. Why do people know her
right now? Well, she was on trial with Donny Johnny
Depp and so she lost. She did, so you know what,

(45:36):
that's accurate. I was looking at some old pictures of
her because it was like tim Z was like Amber
Heard from all the years or something like that, and
I didn't know much about her, and I was like,
let me click it. Really pretty, very pretty, still really pretty.
But I didn't know her young. She was with a
lot of famous guys too, like good looking guys. Um

(45:56):
James's what's the guy's name. Yeah, there's a little physical
treat as well. I just saying that I saw those
two together. You're like physically so scientifically, her face is
extremely symmetrical. It's from the New York Post. I saw
a picture of her shopping in TJ Max and they

(46:16):
were kind of shaming her for it. One I didn't
like that didn't make me feel good. They were shaming
her for it. They're like, Amber heard seen in TJ
Max after she loses million dollars, what if she had
Max was awesome stuff? Yeah, and then let let her
shop in public. And then another one was she's doing
a tell all book and I'm like, yeah, because she
has to pay millions of bucks and shopping TJ Max.
Like I've there's that turning off your notifications may result

(46:40):
in you checking your phone more because if you don't
turn them on, you're wondering if people message you. Now,
I will say this from personal experience. I turned off
all my notifications. There's not no vibrate, no loud ring, nothing.
What it has done for me. I don't get ghost
vibrations anymore, meaning my phone in my pocket. I don't go, oh,
what if my phone just went off? I think I
felt it because I know that there is no vibration,

(47:03):
and I also don't check it more. Sometimes I'll look
down at my phone and there are like nineteen text
messages and I'm like, oh crap. Never would that happen before,
but because I was so on, I was just listening
for it. So I like the new me. That's good
here I am now I hate social media. Look at
you in the middle of the segment. I've completely changed. No,
it's been great for me. But they say most people,

(47:25):
especially early on, when you turn your notifications off, you
check it more because you're wondering if you missed anything
like fear of missing out. I don't really get any
important text or emails like so, I don't get any
that I need to check right then. This is what
I've learned from this. I used to go I need
to be on my phone all the time in case
I missed something. Now I miss stuff all the time,
right and it never matters if I'm an hour behind,

(47:48):
it doesn't matter. The only thing ever that's like it'd
be something from work like Scuba or Mike asking me
a question like do you want to do this tomorrow?
You want to do it later today? And other than that,
I don't get any life or death, which also tells
me why I don't need to text and drive and
I don't. Nothing's important, Nothing is that important. And I've
learned that by turning my notifications off. Now, if my

(48:09):
water could break it any minute, you know, and I
was sitting here and have a baby, Yeah, like I
would need that something like that. So but there you go,
turn your notifications off. More than half Americans think that
summer is best spent indoors. Completely agree. Not just summer,
all life in the AC Just Wi Fi. Give me
strong WiFi and a good ac living life. That's it.

(48:33):
That is not a country song if I like it.
A new study finds at fifty three percent people say
summer is best spent indoors. The average person said five
hours a day outside and summer is way more than enough.
I love summer because I love that I can go
do stuff outside. I like the option. I hate being
outside for the most part. But yesterday I'll work out
outside a little bit. Other than that, I'm good. I

(48:56):
don't need to go walk around like you worked outside.
You worked out outside, Okay, We're I go outside every
day just about yeah. Yeah, why I was curious if
I work yard works. I was like, I knew what
you were talking about. Less, I'm like chasing these boxes.
I live at the house now they haven I have

(49:16):
to pick my battles now and what work I'm going
to do, and what work I'm gonna get somebody to do.
My schedule is pretty packed for I now. If when
it comes to mowing, ain't doing it yards. You're like
aldan yard's too big at this point. It's a nice
luxury to have, but it ain't for me anymore. So
that's a situation most people think summer's best spent indoors. Okay,

(49:37):
those are your big stories. Thank you, Bobby's stories. All
let's go around the room check in with everybody. In
a segment we call what's the HAPs? Hey, Hey, what's
the hat? I'll go first. Today could be my last
show ever in any way, ask me why why? Sound concerned? Though?

(49:59):
Oh what? Why? Thanks for asking? I have a surgery today,
and don't be confused with going to the dentist, because
my dentist sent me to a surgeon. I broke a
bone of my gums and it's split, and so that
bone is sharp and it's jabbing out of the side

(50:21):
of my gums. And it's been like this for a
couple of weeks maybe a few weeks now, and every
day it hurts. I've been putting on an ambus all
on it trying to numb it every single day. I
told you guys a couple weeks ago. If you ever
hear me, be like, that's just my my mouth hurts.
But I go today and they cut my gums open,
they go in, they shave the bone down. Yeah, it

(50:43):
stamps and the success rate of life not high. Oh no, Yeah,
it's the bone. It's the bone that is the central
key to all human life. It's broken. It's more important
than that artery one. I don't know which one the
artery is, but well, at the artist are all important.
So but yes, you're there's probably a couple of real
big artories you're talking about. Yea, yeah, there's someone where

(51:06):
you bleed out or something. I thought it's like your neck.
Well there's a couple on the point. So but anyway,
I'll be fine. I think my goat. I should be
here tomorrow. Everything should be rocking. They said I will
be in pain for a couple of days. But I
was like, hey, what can we do for you? Oh man,
vigil outside the either the radio station or the doctor's office. Candles,

(51:27):
you can do that, No, while I'm in. While I'm in,
Oh yeah, I mean you can pray, you can sing
celebrate me. What song would you like us to sing individually?
You know, Sunshine when He's gone, switch up, She's to
He's Sunshine? Yeah, really, let us have it. I want
to hear it while I'm under. Okay, and so I
have that today. I don't that should pull you through.

(51:50):
I hope I'm gonna haven't keep the doors open while
surgery is happening because I can hear that. But I'm
gonna go in and do some surgery today, which I
honestly I'm very anxious about, because who likes surgery and
who likes to have to go under? If you have
it done, I'm sure there's somebody, but you know what,
You're right, If I somebody who really looks forward to it, yeah,
I don't. I'm a little nervous. I will be fine
and back tomorrow probably and all will be good. But

(52:11):
in case I'm not. In case it is my last show,
just let me say I'm just so appreciated everybody who's
allowed me to have a career in the life that
I've always dreamed of. The young kid growing up a
mountain pine, Arkansas didn't see anybody get to achieve their dreams.
I got to and if I die today is awesome.
Thank you. That's all. Okay, We'll save our words for
you if I die, individual Hey, prop me up in here,

(52:33):
okay for a week. Let people come out to take
a picture of me. Do we charge? No? Maybe donate
the money to Saint JUDEA so. And then hopefully I'm
okay enough to watch Arkansas in the College World Series tonight.
Play all miss we gotta beat them twice. I gotta
beat us once. If that's a reason to live, that's
what I'll pull me through. So that's my what's the happs? Hey? Hey,

(52:55):
what's the andy? What's up? I'm just sitting here? Anything
about how I am definitely too old for the bars.
I went to a bar for first time in a
really long time, and I feel like we were staying
there late ten forty five eleven, and this place was dead.
It was empty, and it made me feel sad for
the owners because it's you know, I know. I saw

(53:16):
the owner there working behind the bar, and I was
talking to my friends about I was like, oh, this
is a bummer. This place used to be kind of bumping,
and they said, oh, it just hasn't kicked in yet,
Like we're just not here. Once it gets late, everyone
will start coming in. And sure enough, when we leave
about eleven, I see like droves of people starting to
make their way to the bar, and yeah, no need
to feel sorry for them, We're good. But it just

(53:37):
kicks in right around eleven to midnight. It kicks in
when you kick out. Yes, when I kick out, it
kicks in. And it just was this other reminder of
like I've hit the I've hit the wall of I
could care less to stay there for it to kick in. Yeah,
time March is on. Yeah. If I'm up past ten
for any for no reason for I'm like, what what?
Why I doing this? If I'm up for a reason
a show or something, I'm like, I get it. But

(53:58):
if I'm up for no reason, I'm like, it's a point.
I mean being awake right now? Yeah, I need to
go to sleep. Let's do what'saps for lunchbox? Hey, what's
the hat man? The world hates me, absolutely hates me,
out to get me, trying to kill me. We had
a stormroll in the other day and wind starts blowing.
All of a sudden, boom, a big old tree branch

(54:21):
landed on the roof not one hole. Did you hear it? No? No,
I wasn't even home. My wife and she calls me.
She's like, hey, I need you to come home. I
think a tree branch fell on the roof. And I'm like,
oh my gosh, dramatically. No, No, she was crying hysterical,
and I was like, dramatic much so I'm all right,
all heading home and I started driving home. She's like,

(54:41):
it came through the ceiling. I need you to hurry
up and get there. I'm like, okay, now that we're
talking serious, and I get there. Oh my god, I'm
looking at a picture of your whole roofs caved in. Yeah,
there are there's a hole in the ceiling. In the
kid's room you can see outside. Yeah, you can see
we have a new skylight. And then in the in
the dining room there's another hole, and above the stove

(55:03):
in the kitchen there's a hole. We have three holes
in our ceiling. I thought you were gonna have like
small holes that created leaks. You can stand in Lunchbox's
house and look up and see the sky, not because
of a skylight, but because the tree holes. Yes, so
what's what happened? What do you, what do you do now?
A tree branch fell off a tree and boom, and
my wife, it shook the whole house, she said, And

(55:25):
so we called insurance and the restoration company comes out
where they're supposed to put some fans in to dry
the floor. And they were like, oh, yeah, we'll just
remove the tree branch. And they get up there and like,
we're gonna have to call a tree company to remove this.
A tree company comes with tractors and they cut it
all up, and now I have tarps on my roof.
So it's gonna ask, is it like super hot? Now?
Can you not keep the house cool? Exactly? Really? Yep?

(55:48):
These are big holes. I mean it is massively. They
think it'll be done well. The insurance adjuster comes tomorrow
to give me an estimate, and I got to find
a contractor and to do the work work. So I
mean probably, I mean at least a month. I bet
that stinks. I mean, massive houls, We have insulation hanging down.
I mean, it's just just a disaster at my house.

(56:09):
We'll post some of these pictures. They call with you. Yeah,
it's much bigger than I thought. So you go to
the Facebook page. Bobby Bone show and check him out.
All right, that's what's the apps? Hey, what's that has
Let's go over and talk to Liberty in South Carolina,
who has called the show. We appreciate you taking time
to call us. Liberty. What's going on? Hey, Bobby, I'm

(56:29):
just working the radio. I'm listen to our every morning.
You're wonderful. Thank you very much. What would you like
to say? I just wanted to give my input on
the nineties video of this of the Sentry or whatever
you're doing. Um, I love Billy Ray Sorus. Thank you,
Braky Hard. It just gets me moving every time I
hear it, and I love the video. Yeah, when you
say get you moving, what do you mean by that,

(56:50):
Billy Ray cyrus? Because that Lesta, he's guys some tight
pants on, he's looking pretty fit. Get you moving like this?
Go ahead, this gives me dancing? All right? Yeah, that
was a jam. That song still comes on. Yeah, you
know it. What do you mean it's still the jam? Yeah,
like we play it sometimes Liberty in the dance party

(57:12):
and I'm like, dang, that's it. That's good. That's a jam. Yeah,
I agree. I mean he's hot. Tamully back in the
day man, Billy Ray Cyrus. I'm watching the video right now.
I mean the mullet. It was so okay. Morgan Wallin
has a mullet right, kind of brought it back, but
Billy Rays was like tighter on top, kind of a

(57:34):
little more slicked back and a little longer. Yeah, like
it was the real mullet. Morgan Wallens is the twenty
twenty two mullet. It's yeah, it's a derivative yea of
Billy Rays like Billy Res is awesome, Liberty. I appreciate that.
Thank you very much. The next two days I have
my number two and number one music video of the nineties.
So thank you for listening, and thank you for calling

(57:55):
a great day. Yeah you too. See you later. Let's
go over and talk to Shavanda in Virginia. Who's calling
the show? Hey, Shvindo, what's going on? Hi mommy, Hi studio,
what's happening? Yes, I had a question for Lunchbox. Since
the tree fell down on his house, why didn't he
act like he got hurt? Since he liked money so much,
you could have been like, oh, I tree hit me

(58:16):
in the neck. Well, I mean, you can obviously see
when you get there that the tree didn't come all
the way, like, it didn't come down to the ground.
It was still hanging from the roof. I would had
to jump up to hit the tree with my head
or a piece of it actually came through. I mean
it came through, but it was still I don't ain't
like encouraging you to do no, not at all, Like
just to my mind, I could go, well, you could
go emotional damage. But then I'm like, why am I

(58:36):
playing to the whole Wait? Wait, wait, you can do
emotional damamuch. No, because my wife does have storm anxiety
because of the tornado, and now we had a tree
fall in the house. I mean she was hysterical, shaking
a suit. That's what I'm asking case lunchbox versus God
and mother nature. But yes, I love money, but there
was no way to fake that I got hurt. I mean,

(58:57):
the tree wasn't laying on my kitchen floor. It was
just sticking through the ceiling. That's a good thought, though, Chavannah,
because he's not above that now. But I do like
that idea. I'll think about it. And you fell down
a step because it scared you so much. Yeah, I
don't know if that works. Yeah, well, I appreciate it.
Now we won't think about this anymore. We'll kill this bit.
But thank you Chavonna. I hope you have an awesome day.

(59:20):
You too, Bobby. All right, see you later. Let's go
to Nathan and Favell Arkansas. Who's on the phone. Nathan,
We appreciate you calling. What's going on, buddy? Hey, good
morning the studio. Hey, first time caller here. Hey, I
just wanted to Uh, I'm a down home arkansaphomore like yourself,
mister Bones, and I wanted to give me some words

(59:41):
of encouragement because I know you're you're kind of worried
about your two your your jaw surgery there, and I
just wanted to let you know that, you know, you
have too many faithfool friends and family out here thinking
about you. And how can we all start our mornings
without you guys on the radio getting us through our
Monday morning. Well, that's very nice of you. This is
what I would compare it to um, a world class

(01:00:03):
all star pitcher who's having elbow surgery right on his
throwing arm. They're going into my mouth with a huge blade,
not my teeth. Let's not get it twisted. It's not
a dentist. This is bone surgery. In my mouth. I
basically got to shave a bone. So if Rob Grinkowski

(01:00:24):
Amy who retired, but if he came and was like,
oh man, I gotta have surgery on my hands. He
catches balls for a living, you'd be like, oh, no,
living your livelihood. Think about that. My livelihood's getting worked
on today. What if I'm one of the people and
not coming to morrow. I have a British accent, Like
I go under and all of a sudden I come out.
I'm like Jolie More. People would probably listen. Anyway, I'm nervous.

(01:00:45):
That's a situation, Nathan. I appreciate that love and appreciate
the kindness of the call. And I hope you have
an awesome day. Man you too. Thanks you guys, all right, buddy,
see you later. I do want to mention this. She
got on only fans and now she texts people. They
call her the Queen of sexting, and she makes million

(01:01:06):
bucks year. She made about two million bucks total. Wow,
isn't that wild? So she's built her empire by creating
a business strategy, and her sessions last and then so
do her text messages and so she what or she
technically think she texts her but I don't know. I
don't know what she has to text two million dollars
by texting to people on Only Fans. Because what this is,

(01:01:26):
it's a site where you go and you subscribe to
people and then they provide you individual content. Yeah, so
it's like messages within the Only Fans. It's not like texting.
It can be both. Oh you have so because it
is like what's your number? Yeah, they probably don't have
her number, but she probably does it from her own
like Jacob and will say, hey, text me this number, right,
so he has a thing he can log into and

(01:01:47):
then text everybody out from that. Yes, gotcha. Abby, by
the way, is wanting to get on Only Fans. Abby's
our phone screener. Abby, she makes two she made two
million bucks. Uh, yep, that's what I see. That's what
I hear. But what is the link you're willing to
go to? Because you've been like I want to get
on Only Fans, and I've encouraged you not to do it,
But what are the links that you would go to
on this? I wouldn't want to do what she's doing.

(01:02:08):
I just wanted to sing, but people aren't going to
pay for that, or you'd have a record deal and
they'd buy your music. Well, I would have to be
like in a bikini. Okay, so that's the link you
would go to. Yes, you would sing, You would sing
in a bikini. If people subscribe, I don't encourage you
to do that. I do not. Bikini is not good,
is not enough. I'm sorry, but only fans you're gonna
need to do better than that. I thought only fans

(01:02:29):
has graduated a little more. Tried for a minute, and
they went back. Yeah, they realized that our business model
is not going to work. Oh really it is? What
it is? It slid backwards. No, well it started it
progressed to maybe we're not just going to do dirty, right,
and then it went back to where it was normally. Gotcha,
because they just weren't making as much money, so people
would make requests. So you're telling me, if somebody subscribed,

(01:02:52):
let's say they pay ten bucks a month, Okay, ten
bucks a month to you, that's it. Well, it's all
the people. Yeah, and there's guaranteed and at first, yeah,
that's it. There's five people or ten bucks a month,
you'll send them every three days a picture of you
singing a song in a bikini. It feels so weird,
Yes it does. But in abby you have to get

(01:03:14):
different bikinis. You can't wear the same bikini because it's like, oh,
I've already seen that one. Okay, yeah, I would do that. Okay.
Here's the thing, though, go ahead. At the end of
the day, like I do things, and the back of
my head, I'm like, wo, my parents be proud of
me if I did this? No, and they still love you,
But they wouldn't be proud of this. Yeah, they would
not at all. But ultimately what matters is would you

(01:03:36):
be proud of you? No? Would you? Or would you
just not carry? You be like anything to make it
and make money because you've become tempting, You've become quite
You're not gonna make two MILLI. You're not gonna do
whatever she's doing. She's not like texting food pictures. You're
you're so hungry to be a singer and to have
money both separately. Yes, it's weird because you've only turned

(01:03:58):
into this in the past five or six months. So
my I've said before, if you want you're just die
hard to do this. You can build up an Instagram
following doing the same thing and it won't feel near
as trashy and you won't have people subscribing to you.
But you could do reels like Eddie does, yeah, and
have people watch him and make money that way, right,
But haven't we learned Eddie makes He didn't want talk.

(01:04:19):
You don't make that. I don't think he makes that much.
Where are you? Where are where are you on this?
I mean, I what if I did it like disguised?
I have a mask on nobody even know it's me. Mom.
I want to subscribe you a mask singer? I don't know. Yeah,
I'm not gonna do it. I won't do it. I
was with Abby and her mom on Saturday night and
it was after my show, my stage show, and Abby

(01:04:43):
come up here, come up on stage and go back
backstage with us d and Abby got on stage start
walking back. He left her mom and I was and
I went back and said, Abby, that's your mom, bring
her with us. And Abby's mom was like, Abby is
a miniature her mom. They're the same person. Yeah, she
have fun. Oh she loved it. We're gonna do as
if yesterday we decided we're gonna do two more shows

(01:05:04):
coming up. Not in the next couple of weeks, probably
a month or so. Abbie, what would you tell our
listeners about my comedically inspirational show? Oh my gosh, it
was the best and I even cried for part of
it because it was just very like uplifting and inspirational
and really motivational, and it was funny. How far you came? Yeah,
it was really funny. Thank you. Yeah, it was very funny.
All right. Follow Abby on Instagram. I got a break?

(01:05:25):
What's your name? Abby dot Anderson? One underscore? What I remember?
You said? I don't remember it. It's my name, Abby Anderson.
Oh it's Abby dot Anderson. Just do Abby Anderson only fans, Okay,
out of here, Sorry to day. This story comes from
from sax City, Iowa. You know the water towers. Then

(01:05:47):
guy sez he He's like, man, you know what, I
should write a message on the water tower. So he
went up and he spray painted Eric and Heather come
together Forever. The only problem is he misspelled together and
he vandalized the water tower, so he's arrushed. Yeah. It
kind of reminds me though, a bit of Billy Bob
Love Sharer Green on a hot Summer that he wrote,

(01:06:08):
Really Bob loves Charlene together, Let's buch you go the song.
I don't know that piece. I'm much boxed out your
bone head store of the day. Not to be a downer,
but this might be the last time you guys see me.
I'm a start surgery today and I might die. Oh no,
I want be a downer. No you are, though, Yeah,

(01:06:30):
that's pretty down thing. Huh have surgery at noon? And
I asked the doctor what am my odds of making it?
And he said eight percent? Oh wow, one of those
certain that serious. He's like, I really want to give
you the truth. I said, give it to me straight, doc,
I only want it straight, and he said, most people
don't come out of this live. So well, good luck man.
Thanks you just like a local, not just like not

(01:06:52):
just like, we don't do that. We don't. Let's not
down not minimizing, but are you going on chancing? Well
this is what happened. So anyway, it was just why
I broke a bone in my gums. Um. It's the gum,
it's the it's the bone that gives all life thought
to humans. I've heard oh whoa that part yeah. So
I broke a gum, a bone in my gums and
it's split and now it's cutting out on my gums

(01:07:14):
and so I can feel it's like a shelf on
the side of my top right gum. It shocks old,
but I do. I'm blishly can tell. I'm feeling it
right now. But it sucks. It's her for like a month.
And so it's not a dentist. I'm going to a
surgeon because it's it's not a tooth. They have to
go in and like saw the bone down. Wow, I know, yeah,
and most swings end in death. So anyway, we I said,

(01:07:35):
what's what's the deal here? And he said, well, you're
gonna go in. We can give you the IV and
you know, put you down hard. But if you do that,
you can't eat from midnight until the surgery. Is it today?
And I had to do this show today and I
was like, I can't let my listeners down. I need
to eat, I need to have nutrition. I need to
put on a heck of a show. I said, if that,

(01:07:56):
if that's me feeling more pain, dang it, let's go.
So you're going no pain meds, No, I'm just gonna
do like gas, but they encourage me to go down
not local, But now I'm gonna do local for the people, Okay,
And all I'm asking return is for you to buy
my kids book Stanley the Dog The first day at
school is repayment go to Amazon fifteen bucks. So I

(01:08:17):
don't know. I may be here tomorrow, may not dispense
if I'm dead or not. But if I'm not. If
I am here, lady A will be here too. I'll
be here tomorrow. Lady A's in studio, They're gonna play,
They're gonna it's gonna be awesome. Um, today won't be
awesome for me, and probably tomorrow won't be either, sore wise,
but I'll be all right. Don't worry about me, guys,
don't don't be sending I don't need a mail train.
Don't worry about a meal train. Oh okay, forget it, Amy,

(01:08:39):
Oh yeah yeah, get the mail trains filling out their dates.
I had Ruth Chris on there. When you're gonna send
me a one? That is interesting about people buying your
final piece of work with the children's book, owning the
last like what I'm saying, I would get it before
I even die. Improve on the receipt. You had it
before I die. Yeah, that's as you bought it before

(01:09:01):
I die. It's worth more. So that's all i'm gonna say.
I'm gonna leave it there. M hm. So I said,
we'll see what's up. It's so hid. All right, we're done,
see you guys tomorrow possibly. All right by everybody. Thank you,