Bobby shares shocking Christmas news that has us all in disbelief. Lunchbox shares an update on his left testicle after trying to get in to see a doctor to take a look at why it's swollen. Bobby and Raymundo act out scenes to famous Christmas movies in Masterpiece Theater! Bobby also shares a list of some of country music's most shocking headlines in 2025.
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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Transmitting Yes, Liza, what's up?
Speaker 2 (00:11):
Everybody? Welcome to Wednesday Show Morning studio.
Speaker 3 (00:14):
Mon, do you want to hear a shocking stat Yes,
it ain't winter yet.
Speaker 2 (00:21):
What it feels like? It's it sucks. It's cold.
Speaker 3 (00:24):
December twenty first, it's seventeenth, eighteen, nineteen twenty four days.
We four days, not even winter yet. This is terrible.
Kill the groundhog or whatever happens. I don't even know
the groundhog. Come out, tell us it's winter.
Speaker 2 (00:36):
U the pony? Yeah, Huxtable, whatever is Huxtable? The groundhog?
Kill him? It is terrible.
Speaker 3 (00:43):
December twenty first is the first day of winter, last
through March twentieth. Winter begins on the Winter Solstice, which
is the shortest day of the year, and ends with
the equinox, which do you.
Speaker 2 (00:52):
Know what that means?
Speaker 3 (00:53):
Equinox? Think about it. You can nail it. Even if
you don't, you can nail it.
Speaker 4 (00:56):
Oh my gosh, it's a great gym.
Speaker 3 (00:58):
I've never been in the gym. But equinox equal. It
means it's it's the most equal day and night.
Speaker 5 (01:05):
Oh oh, so as much as it's light outside, it's
the same dark outside. I ever, no, no, because the
twenty first is going to be the shortest day of
the year.
Speaker 4 (01:15):
That means it's like little light.
Speaker 2 (01:16):
All, I'm gonna give you some shocking Christmas shopping news.
Ready for it.
Speaker 3 (01:19):
Ready, wait until the last minute to buy your kid's
presence because stores are actually desperate to sell out their stock.
So is if it's there and it's last minute, they're
looking to cut deals to get them out. They're starting
to mark down prices the closer it actually gets to Christmas.
Speaker 2 (01:35):
Did you know that?
Speaker 5 (01:36):
Well, I mean I could see how you get lucky
if you get a deal, but then you run the
risk of.
Speaker 2 (01:41):
Not getting it.
Speaker 4 (01:42):
Not getting it.
Speaker 3 (01:42):
I would say too, if you're going to save two bucks,
but you're going to spend forty extra minutes trying to
find a parking spot, it ain't worth that. Because if
you're going to go the twenty third and the Christmas
is on a Thursday this year, yep, you're going to
go on a Wednesday.
Speaker 2 (01:56):
On Tuesday, it's the mall is going to be miserable.
Speaker 3 (01:58):
It's just like is it worth Is it worth saving
two and fifty cents on a hug me Almo?
Speaker 6 (02:04):
You know?
Speaker 3 (02:05):
So they do say, though, find your target items, check
back the day before Christmas and good luck.
Speaker 2 (02:12):
I just don't want to go. I don't want to go.
Speaker 3 (02:14):
That's from A Woman's World, a publication I frequent often, Yes,
and then finally just speaking of winter and Christmas. If
your motivation disappears as soon as the temperature drops, there
is a scientific reason for that. Researchers found that even
a two degree drop and temperature reduces the amount of
oxygen that gets to your brain, making you feel lethargic
and maybe foggy headed. It's important to bundle up when
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it gets colder, especially your head, hands, and feet, because
you can start to feel lazier because of the cold weather.
That's an excuse for everybody out there. It's cold, just
not feeling it. But they do say that the drop
actually reduces oxygen, so you do want to do less.
Speaker 4 (02:50):
Okay, so we just need to get oxygen to our brain.
Speaker 3 (02:53):
Yeah, but it's like cover your hands, head, and feet.
That's from Columbia University. It's so cold. I have to
take Stanley off. I'm thinking about getting shot collar for him.
And I've not been a big shot guy. Nothing fazes him.
He is a bulldog and he runs through walls runs
into He's just is out of his mind tough.
Speaker 2 (03:11):
But he likes to run and jump and dive into.
Speaker 3 (03:14):
Poopy and it drives me crazy and I can't get
him to stop. I'm like, I like, stop, and I
spray water on I do everything. I can't get him
to stop. So it's I think I'll put a shot
collar on him. But the problem is at night, when
it's this cold, I don't want to have to go
full Eskimo to walk out side in the backyard.
Speaker 2 (03:30):
So I'm like, go Google poo poo poo, poo, poo,
poo poo.
Speaker 3 (03:32):
Then he doesn't go so and then he runs and
dives into poop. It's just a mess.
Speaker 5 (03:36):
So I got one on Amazon that makes a loud noise.
Speaker 2 (03:39):
So it's we tried that goodn't work. Doesn't go bad.
Speaker 5 (03:42):
It has a shocking option, but I use the noise one.
But but it's my dog is so scared of it
now that all I have to do is grab the remote.
Speaker 4 (03:49):
I don't have to do anything. If she sees me get.
Speaker 5 (03:51):
The remote, she gets super like obedient and submissive and
all the things, like she crouches down, like even if
I just go to the drawer where the remote is,
and she's suddenly like on her best behavior.
Speaker 3 (04:01):
Wow. If anybody says anywhere this starts a r She's like,
oh gosh, yeah. All I want him to do is stop
diving in poop. And it's just really hard now because
it's so cold outside that it's the first time I've
considered getting a shot collar. Nothing hurts him. He's unpenetrable,
he's his big thick bulldogs. Yeah, nothing hurts him. So
wish me luck.
Speaker 2 (04:18):
Good luck, sin Anonymous, sin Bar, there's a question to
be man. Hello, Bobby Bones. I don't know if I'm
more angry or hurt.
Speaker 3 (04:39):
Last night, my wife came home beaming because she was
the hit of her work Christmas Secret Santa Gift Exchange.
Speaker 2 (04:46):
I was so happy to see her happy until I
found out why.
Speaker 3 (04:49):
One of my passions is collecting whiskey, and I have
what I think is a pretty nice collection. It seems
my wife was up against it, didn't know what to get,
and she grabbed one of my whiskeys. She went downstairs,
grabbed a bottle, wrapped it up. That bottle, it turns out,
was a ten year old Pappy van Winkle.
Speaker 2 (05:07):
That's terrible. That's really expensive.
Speaker 3 (05:10):
I'm happy that she didn't grab the twenty year old bottle,
but I'm not happy to lose what ended up being
an extraordinarily nice gift for someone she barely knows well.
Speaker 2 (05:19):
She told me about it. I just left the room.
We haven't talked about it since.
Speaker 3 (05:22):
Part of me wants to tell her that if she
sees the coworker, would she asked, if they return it,
what would you do in this situation? Signed Sad whiskey Collector.
I would need to see how much a bottle of
ten year old?
Speaker 2 (05:36):
Is it? Pappy van Winkle? Yeah, Pappy van Winkle.
Speaker 5 (05:38):
Gosh, I don't know how accurate this is what I'm seeing.
Prices everywhere from eight hundred dollars to thousand dollars.
Speaker 2 (05:45):
Of course, that's a great gift. Wow, she had no idea,
But why.
Speaker 7 (05:50):
Is she just grabbing stuff around the house that's his
collection this last minute?
Speaker 4 (05:55):
Like I would I if she's I get it? She
should have asked, like.
Speaker 3 (06:00):
The Office episode where Michael Scott brings the iPod and
everybody's fighting over the iPod?
Speaker 2 (06:04):
You give me of that episode?
Speaker 8 (06:05):
Uh?
Speaker 2 (06:06):
Great, good reference? Go ahead?
Speaker 5 (06:08):
Oh, I just think that like you know, Shelie, just like, oh,
alcohol is a good thing to take, like this will
be good, not knowing you know the cost of some
of this stuff. Are being ignorant to his whiskey collection
and just how much some of it is worth, because
I would look at and be like, okay, cool bottle
of whiskey.
Speaker 3 (06:23):
Why are you going into like your dude's pride right
whiskey collection and taking something from it?
Speaker 2 (06:28):
Though?
Speaker 4 (06:28):
Yeah, no, I mean I'm not she fully thought it through.
Speaker 3 (06:31):
Yeah, going into a baseball car and be like I
don't know this, uh, Mikey Mantle, I'll just take that
in it would be bad.
Speaker 2 (06:38):
Yeah, so it's happened.
Speaker 3 (06:40):
Okay, Now I don't think you can ask her to
go and ask for it back. Yeah, as Lunchbox would say,
whiskey going sorry, yeah, yeah, unfortunately, what would you.
Speaker 5 (06:53):
See because I'm not trying to picture if we had
like a company thing like that and I showed up
and brought it. But then the next day I came
back and was like, guys, I'm so sorry. I didn't
have no idea. I thought that was like a fifty
dollars bottle of whiskey. Turns out it's more like a
thousand so so.
Speaker 2 (07:09):
And you get and one of us got it.
Speaker 5 (07:10):
Yes, I'm so sorry.
Speaker 3 (07:13):
I would say we're close enough you could do that
with us, but this sounds like a generic work party
how it was described. I don't know you can. I
just I think you just eat it.
Speaker 2 (07:23):
Morgan.
Speaker 9 (07:24):
I think she owes him a thousand dollars bottle whiskey.
Speaker 2 (07:27):
But that's also his money too, right, it is.
Speaker 9 (07:30):
But I think maybe it at least helps if she's like, Okay,
you know what, go buy whatever whiskey you've been wanting
to buy to make up for this, because maybe he's
been holding back because it is their money.
Speaker 2 (07:38):
So now he kind of gets a free free car
that's up free. I know he's in the hole. Whiskey.
What's a twenty year old bottle cost? That's got to
be way more right because it's age he has. Yeah,
that's what I'm saying. Like he's said he didn't.
Speaker 3 (07:53):
Care about this twenty four hundred yet starting at twenty
four up to forty nine hundred.
Speaker 2 (08:00):
As a bizarre whoa.
Speaker 7 (08:03):
But that's a good point that Amy's making though, Like
if somebody came to me and said, I'm so sorry,
I accidentally gave you this Christmas spirit?
Speaker 2 (08:11):
Don't you just say that take it back?
Speaker 3 (08:14):
Yeah, you're probably not going to see them till after
New Year's though, because people are on break and drink
it and there's no spirit left. It's all out because
you used all the spirit up. Once New Year's hit,
there's no more Christmas spirit were falling for our life
to get ahead of the year.
Speaker 7 (08:27):
And I will say, if I got that for Christmas,
I would drink it beer in Christmas.
Speaker 5 (08:31):
Okay, well, maybe what if you just ask them for
a poor take it back a glass. My husband didn't
even get to take a sip of bit. So can
you just put a little bit in this mason jar.
Speaker 2 (08:40):
And take it? Terrible?
Speaker 4 (08:42):
I don't know.
Speaker 5 (08:43):
I mean, if you think about it, Oh my gosh,
like every sip is like dollars.
Speaker 3 (08:47):
Like Eddie had some had a friend who was having
like a party and he was like, Hey, come here
to this party. And so we go into that party
and Eddie sees a bottle of Pappy van Winkl that
was already being drink out of.
Speaker 7 (08:59):
It was part of all the bottles that everyone was drinking.
But I never I'd heard of it. I think rays
talked about it very expensive whiskey, So.
Speaker 2 (09:06):
I'm like, why not? So we got a starphone cup
and went over and drank some. I was like, how
is it as? I mean, it's whiskey.
Speaker 3 (09:15):
I'm not a whiskey person, but not a mature enough
palette to really appreciate it.
Speaker 2 (09:18):
Not even close. Wow.
Speaker 4 (09:21):
So if you were to do a standard.
Speaker 5 (09:23):
Shot out of a normal bottle, a copy band equal.
Speaker 4 (09:28):
And say it's one thousand dollars bottle, it's like fifty
eight dollars a shot.
Speaker 3 (09:33):
Okay, that's happy for a shot, but that's not so bad.
Then you only slipped ole like one hundred and twenty bucks.
Speaker 2 (09:37):
Yeah me, Yeah, well no, I was invited to the
party too.
Speaker 7 (09:41):
I stole it. I just happened to be there. Yeah,
but you went right for it. You were like a bottle.
Speaker 9 (09:47):
We had some friends over it, and my boyfriend has
kind of a whiskey collection that's on display that is
like not touch you know how you have things on
display they're not supposed to be touched kind of thing.
Somebody went over and was about to open like a
five hundred dollars of whiskey, and he had to intervene
and be like no, no, no, no, you just about any
other one you can.
Speaker 2 (10:02):
Have, but not that one.
Speaker 3 (10:03):
If you have alcohol on display. I don't have any
alcohol on display. It's not for people to drink.
Speaker 2 (10:06):
I've never heard of. I don't know.
Speaker 4 (10:08):
It's not like our alcohol bar.
Speaker 9 (10:10):
Like the bar itself has so much alcohol in it,
but on top of it are very decorative bottles.
Speaker 2 (10:15):
They or we like, go to the bar, get whatever
you want.
Speaker 9 (10:17):
No, we were like opening it and saying like these
are all the things like we're drinking or so we're
trying to be very specific, but now we realize we
I need to not have those bottles out.
Speaker 4 (10:25):
Yeah, just put them away.
Speaker 2 (10:26):
Also, you have a big bar at your house? Wow?
Speaker 9 (10:28):
Yeah, I have a flex alcohol collection.
Speaker 2 (10:30):
What's the bigger flex that? Or Abby going? I got
two cars? Yeah?
Speaker 3 (10:35):
All right, thank you for the email. In the end,
I'm just gonna say that's a loss. Unless you're close
with that person. I think it's a loss. That's a
very awkward conversation afternoon year, Hey can I get that
bottle back? That's and you have to make it up
to your husband somehow. Okay, there you go, close it up.
Taste of Country did the most shocking country music moments
of twenty twenty five. Now, I didn't give you guys
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any heads up to think about this, so I will
give you like thirty seconds. So country music's most shocking
headlines of the year no shortest of crazy moments. According
to them, Here eight of the wildest things that happened
in country music this year, Amy, what comes to your mind?
Speaker 2 (11:14):
Wild?
Speaker 5 (11:16):
I mean the first thing that popped in my head
was like the Ella Langley Riley Green.
Speaker 3 (11:21):
Oh, that's a good one, like their weirdness at the y,
and then like, yeah.
Speaker 2 (11:24):
Like they did a song they probably were together.
Speaker 4 (11:26):
And then there's like Megan Maroney in the mix.
Speaker 3 (11:29):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, the love Triangle they keep they did
another song even though I didn't make it, but that
is a good one, okay, Eddie.
Speaker 2 (11:36):
Zach Bryan number one? Yeah, number one? Which one though?
Girlfriend was that this year?
Speaker 3 (11:41):
Oh Zach Brian, Well you can just do Zach Brian
in general. Yeah, right, hopping a fence to try to
fight Gavin Adcock. And then they say they list other
Zach Brian issues as well. Number one, So that's number one.
Speaker 2 (11:53):
Are you can go again? I feel like Luke Bryan falling.
Isn't that every year? Probably fell a couple of times.
It just goes hard. No, it didn't make the list, Lunchbox, Yeah,
sadly Keith and Nicole.
Speaker 3 (12:06):
Yeah, coming in number six, Oh yeah, six, Keith Urban
and Nicole Kidman announced their divorce after nearly two decades together.
That's one of the rare headlines that happens in this
industry that I have no clues happening, and I go wow,
And then I started, I'm like, did you know this?
Speaker 2 (12:19):
I had no idea that was coming. That was crazy. None. Okay, Lunchwatch,
you're still up?
Speaker 8 (12:25):
Yeah?
Speaker 10 (12:25):
What else happened in country music this year? Man, that's
a good question. Definitely, definitely shocking. Maddie and Tay call
it quits number five. Yeah, we're you just throwing that
out there.
Speaker 2 (12:37):
That was the only breakup. I'm going with the theme here.
Speaker 3 (12:41):
The fact that that was five and Keith and Cole
were six. I feel like their list is a little off,
a little off. I respect that it's on the list,
but Maddie.
Speaker 4 (12:47):
Because Maddi and Ta is more recent.
Speaker 3 (12:49):
Man, possibly, I don't know that Keith and Nicole made
me go wow, oh yeah, like what Planet, am I
on am I in a different timeline.
Speaker 4 (12:54):
Yeah, I had an audible gasp at my phone.
Speaker 2 (12:57):
Lunchbox anything else, Yeah, yeah, got too.
Speaker 10 (12:59):
Yeah, there's lot more that went on in country music
this year. I'm getting there, Eddie, thank you, And that
was yeah, shocking moments for three seconds.
Speaker 3 (13:12):
This year was Morgan Wallen. I don't think that happened
this year. I think this year he was pretty calm.
I was just hoping, yeah, just something. Yeah, all right,
so we'll go around one more time, Emmy, do.
Speaker 2 (13:22):
Have anything else?
Speaker 5 (13:23):
Yeah, Zach Brown and Kindris Scott they would get together. Yeah,
well his whole drama with relationships. But I mean I
think that was another audible guest like, oh wow, they're together.
Speaker 2 (13:35):
Do you think it's because we know Kendrick Scott?
Speaker 5 (13:37):
I think maybe that then also his ex the Tumultuous didn't.
Speaker 3 (13:42):
Make it, but that that was bizarre. I just wonder
if because we made a relationship with Kendra. Okay, so
no in the Eddie.
Speaker 7 (13:50):
Okay, this is has to be on the list old
Dominion getting on the Walk of Fame.
Speaker 3 (13:55):
You know, if you listen to Lunchbox, yes, he kind
of like, yeah, is that on there?
Speaker 2 (14:01):
It didn't make it because.
Speaker 3 (14:02):
You know what, not controversial, not shocking because they deserted it.
But your point has been made, lunchbox. Oh so I
just swallowed wrong. Okay, the honest question. Does that hurt
your testic when you cont like that?
Speaker 2 (14:19):
No?
Speaker 3 (14:19):
Okay, that's it's.
Speaker 2 (14:23):
Easy country music. You guys weren't thinking all artists.
Speaker 10 (14:27):
What about someone that's in country music, the one Dancing
with the Stars, Bobby Bones and Dancing with the Stars,
that's six years.
Speaker 2 (14:35):
Been on the controversy this year didn't make it? Okay,
So here we go. What did you have? Another one?
I won?
Speaker 1 (14:42):
Yeah?
Speaker 5 (14:43):
Well this isn't like controversial, but it was like big
headlines throughout the year, like jelly Roll's weight loss.
Speaker 3 (14:49):
Oh nice, jelly Roll lost a dramatic amount of weight.
He does look like a different person. Yeah, all right,
go ahead. Anything else?
Speaker 4 (14:58):
Sorry, that was the last thing.
Speaker 2 (15:00):
What did you have? You said I had one? I said,
I'm won. Uh. Oh. Influential songwriter Brett James dies in
a plane crash. Wow.
Speaker 3 (15:08):
Yeah, that was that was shocking to mostly the community
because I mean, we knew him. He didn't live here,
but I don't think most people know country riders though
for the most part they are just music fans. But
it was shocking to Nashville for sure. Let's see Keith
Nicole maddion Te and number four Brandon Blackstock dies at
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forty eight after a private cancer battle, and Brandon Blackstock
is Norvil's son and Clarkson's x Yeah, ribas sonbas Son.
Speaker 2 (15:47):
I just get the mac and tire thing.
Speaker 3 (15:48):
It takes me a second because, uh, number three, Kelsey
Ballerini and Chase Stokes ended their three year relationship. I
don't think that. I mean, I don't think people in
County Music really were invested. I think like he was.
Speaker 2 (16:01):
It wasn't like Chase Stokes kind of shocked. He was
also shocked.
Speaker 5 (16:06):
And culturally, yeah, because Chase is so like he his
show has such a following. But did you feel like well,
I remember thinking like they I was like, oh wow,
you know, they seem like they're a good fit and
they're gonna make it and you feel like that was
like colleag so weird how people can like invest like
we go.
Speaker 4 (16:24):
Not I feel like invested.
Speaker 5 (16:28):
I'm saying like people they're invested in their own relationship
for three years and like then just they bring up yeah, I.
Speaker 2 (16:35):
Mean it happens. It happens.
Speaker 4 (16:38):
Marriages, Yeah, I know, So I'm not as shocked by those.
Speaker 3 (16:41):
The CMTI Music Awards were canceled, and then CMT canceled
all their original programming, and then Zach Bryan at won.
So those were the most shocking country moments of twenty
twenty five.
Speaker 2 (16:49):
It's time for the good news, Bbby.
Speaker 3 (16:55):
They didn't want their names out there, so totally anonymous.
This couple known as Elf thirty two A and Missus
Claws carried on their secret Santa tradition from the eighteenth
year just handing out cash to people. They spent the
day given out a hundred OAR bills at restaurants, two schools,
bus stops. Since two thousand and eight, they've given away
two hundred and forty five thousand dollars. They did twelve
grand this year. I don't know how they know exactly
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how much if it's anonymous.
Speaker 4 (17:20):
Oh oh true. I was like, well, duh, they're keeping
dray of it, but.
Speaker 2 (17:25):
You can't know.
Speaker 3 (17:27):
At one stop, a man told Missus Claws he'd missed
them by a single bus stop last year and feared
he'd never have the chance again seeing them return, he says,
made him feel like that his turn had finally arrived,
so they rewarded him as well.
Speaker 2 (17:39):
I don't know.
Speaker 3 (17:39):
They've given away a quarter million dollars, just anonymously and
for no reason other than the holiday. Spirit's pretty good.
I never run anybody given away anything like that, and
if I did, I would think it was a scam.
I wouldn't even take the money. I think it was
a scam. Yeah, so just everything's a scam now. To me,
every video I see on the internet's fake. Everything is
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something to get me because it is by Merry Christmas. Everybody,
Merry Christmas. That's from Freep. There you go, that's what
it's all about. That was telling me something good. Laura's
on in South Carolina because she is concerned. Hey Laura,
you're on the show.
Speaker 11 (18:16):
What I was calling about lunchbox testicle and I wanted
to ask Lunchbox why he has not gone to the
doctor or the er.
Speaker 2 (18:26):
Well, that's a great question. We do have an update.
Speaker 10 (18:30):
Yeah, Well, I mean I have tried to go to
the doctor. See, I have gone to so many doctors,
and then I noticed the swelling, and so everybody told
me call a urologist.
Speaker 2 (18:40):
Right, yep.
Speaker 10 (18:41):
So I was like, yes, I'm gonna get to the
bottom of this. I'm gonna call eurologists. They know what
they're talking about. So I call eurologists. They can get
me in January as well.
Speaker 3 (18:51):
That's actually quicker than I thought. So everybody is listening, like,
what are you guys talking about?
Speaker 2 (18:55):
So a few days ago, I mean really it was
like a month ago.
Speaker 3 (18:58):
He had a problem to stay and then he went
to the doctor and the doctor like, watch YouTube or something. Yes,
another doctor, my stomach kurts, watch YouTube. So finally he
admits to us not only is a stomach carding, but
it's like a triangle of pain that has now gone
into one of his testicles. And then he goes and
then my left testicles swollen, and we're like, dude, you
(19:18):
have to go to a doctor. Even said call of eurologists.
But I also said, you need to also go to
one of those urgent care. Yeah, urgent cares, because they're
not going to be able to get you into You're
all just today and that's what you learned.
Speaker 2 (19:31):
But that's quicker than I thought.
Speaker 10 (19:32):
Well, see that's what I'm saying, Like the medical situation
makes no sense. It's like, hey, you need help, call
a doctor. We'll see in a month. In a month,
I could be dead.
Speaker 5 (19:41):
And it's just like, oh, that's when you have to
advocate for yourself and maybe say that and like push
your way in or go to the emergency So serious.
Speaker 3 (19:47):
Yes, because the emergency room will get you into a
specialist faster if there's an emergency ray, would you play
that voicemail right here?
Speaker 6 (19:54):
I cannot believe that ledge Box and Eddie are in
their forties and and had to depend on the women
on the show to help them look up information on doctors,
and they get seemed to say, I don't know, do
they not know how to use Google?
Speaker 2 (20:13):
Thanks? Long time listening. I feel like Eddie's getting put
into side hole. What did I do? Nothing's part of
the hold group. I don't need people to tell me
that I need to go.
Speaker 3 (20:21):
To a doctor as you do. We told you need
to go to a specialist, and you finally called.
Speaker 10 (20:25):
I've been going to other doctors and then the swelling
came on and so I was afraid to admit it,
and I admitted it and then I called it eurologists
and they can't see me for six years it's amazing.
Speaker 2 (20:36):
Hit me with the next one.
Speaker 4 (20:37):
Harnya into the testicles can make it that testicle bigger.
Speaker 3 (20:42):
So if his.
Speaker 2 (20:43):
Testicle is slow on, that could be a cause.
Speaker 5 (20:45):
Testicular torsion usually is very very very severe pain.
Speaker 12 (20:50):
That will put you into the emergency room. So hopefully
he gets a checked out soon and finds a solution.
Speaker 4 (20:57):
Thanks, that was my diagnosis.
Speaker 10 (21:01):
No, it's not like I'm in excruciating pain. It's just
there's times that it's uncomfortable. And I'm gonna say Christmas,
that's gonna be the Testical Christmas. That's gonna be a.
Speaker 2 (21:09):
Terrible homemark movie.
Speaker 3 (21:10):
But it's gonna be hard to get into the emergency
room because there's gonna be like two doctors working at
seventy eight people testicless and.
Speaker 2 (21:20):
And the hernia thing I have been to.
Speaker 10 (21:22):
I've gone to two doctors saying, hey, man, I think
it's a hernia and they both tell me no, no hernia.
Speaker 2 (21:29):
So I don't understand. Did you show them?
Speaker 3 (21:32):
No?
Speaker 2 (21:33):
They didn't ask about that.
Speaker 3 (21:34):
That's not what you do with a doctor. You don't
go in and go all right, doc, ask me, ask
me whatever. No, you have to tell them every single
thing that's happening, Like you.
Speaker 4 (21:41):
Don't want a hernia christ.
Speaker 5 (21:43):
Okay, I mean there's so many good names for this movie.
Speaker 3 (21:49):
You have to go to the emergency room or you
have to go to one of these urgent cares, and
if it's bad bad, they will get you in faster
to somebody that can fix it. If it's not bad bad,
according to how they feel about your description of it,
they will make you wait and go to your ologist
on January twelfth, but honestly to a specialist that ain't
that long. Just calling cold calling.
Speaker 10 (22:11):
I don't understand how you have a practice, and if
someone is in dire need, they don't know how dire
you are. I'm go to my symptoms. I told the
girl in the front the ends of the phone.
Speaker 2 (22:20):
I'm like, listen, do you tell her the size of
the tennis ball? Like lie to them, say it's here,
to the emergency room or go to urgent carey.
Speaker 10 (22:26):
I feel like if I go to the mergenery in
the night, you did this in an emergency, Okay, but
then you know it's not an emergency and you can
wait till January twelfth, So which is it?
Speaker 5 (22:35):
Like You're like, you're mad that it's January twelfth, but
you don't want to go today.
Speaker 2 (22:39):
But i'd like I feel like the are people that
are dying. No if you break a leg, yeah, true,
but I didn't. I mean, and I could be dying.
That's that's very boss. It's freaking crazy. How morbid would
it be if he ends up six days bits on it?
Speaker 3 (22:56):
So, I don't know what you're gonna do, but this
is another day of us saying go to the emergency
right now. We will act out Christmas movies in a
segment called mass the Piece, Theatah Raymondo and I will
act out three movie scenes. You guys, write the answer down.
One's really easy, one's medium, one's hard, all Christmas movies.
Speaker 2 (23:17):
Here we go and action. Everybody in the family.
Speaker 3 (23:21):
Hates me, then maybe you should ask Santa for a
new family. I don't want another family. I don't want
any family. Family suck.
Speaker 2 (23:28):
Just stay up there. I don't want to see you
again for the rest of the night.
Speaker 3 (23:31):
I don't want to see you again for the rest
of my whole life. And I don't want to see
anybody else either. I hope you don't mean that you
feel pretty sad. If you woke up tomorrow morning. You
didn't have a family.
Speaker 2 (23:41):
No, I wouldn't then say it again. Maybe it will happen.
I hope I never see any of you jerks again. Scene. Wow,
thank you, that was super thank you. And these are
all Christmas movies. Yes, I'm in.
Speaker 3 (23:57):
Only Eddie Clapp, I jumped in. You gave us one
at the end, you gave us one Florida Gator.
Speaker 4 (24:02):
Che I was writing down my answer.
Speaker 2 (24:06):
I'm in for the wind.
Speaker 3 (24:08):
Yeah, good, Yeah, lunchbox home alone, Amy, home alone.
Speaker 2 (24:12):
Eddie, that's home alone. Correct, everybody's in. Let's go to
the medio movie and action. Who the heck are you?
What are you talking about? I'm Santa Claus. No you're not. Uh,
why of course I am? Ho ho?
Speaker 3 (24:27):
Well, if you're Santa? What song did I sing for
you on your birthday this year? Happy birthday?
Speaker 2 (24:31):
Of course? Oh? How old were your son? You discuss me?
How can you live with yourself? Just cool it, sippy?
You sit on the throne of lies. Look, I'm not kidding.
I'm a fake. I'm a fake. Yes, how'd you like
to be dead?
Speaker 3 (24:46):
Huh?
Speaker 2 (24:46):
You smell like beef and cheese. You don't smell like Santa. See,
I'm in and.
Speaker 10 (24:54):
I'm in for the wind, Amy, elf lunchbox, the Grinch
and I have Elf.
Speaker 2 (25:01):
It is elf lunchbox have been eliminated to remain. This
is the hard one.
Speaker 3 (25:09):
Well you look about the kind of angel I get?
Sort of a fallen angel, aren't you? What happened to
your wings? I haven't won my wings yet. That's why
I'm called an angel second class.
Speaker 2 (25:20):
I have to earn them. And you'll help me, will you?
Speaker 13 (25:23):
Sure?
Speaker 2 (25:24):
Sure?
Speaker 3 (25:24):
How by letting me help you? I know one way
you can help me. You don't happen to have eight
thousand bucks on you. No, we don't use money in heaven.
That comes real handy down here, bud.
Speaker 2 (25:36):
See this one's hard. I'men.
Speaker 4 (25:42):
Is this the one I brought up the other day?
And now I can't remember?
Speaker 2 (25:48):
I am in? Amy.
Speaker 4 (25:50):
It's a wonderful life, Eddie, It's.
Speaker 2 (25:52):
A wonderful life. Okay, good, good, good, let's do ready?
You have the tiebreakers?
Speaker 3 (25:59):
Yep, buzz in whenever you know it, Just say your
name and we'll stop the acting.
Speaker 2 (26:05):
Okay, here we go.
Speaker 3 (26:09):
It came without ribbons, it came without tags, It came
without packages.
Speaker 2 (26:12):
But Amy, Oh the.
Speaker 4 (26:15):
Grinch, that's still Christmas.
Speaker 2 (26:20):
Yeah, we'll give it to you there, all right, right,
let's act it out here.
Speaker 3 (26:24):
It came without ribbons, it came without tags, it came
without packages, boxes or bags.
Speaker 2 (26:28):
And he puzzled and puzzled till his puzzler was sore.
Then the Grinch thought of something he hadn't before.
Speaker 3 (26:34):
Maybe Christmas. He thought, it doesn't come from a store.
Maybe Christmas perhaps means a little more.
Speaker 2 (26:41):
There you go, see, wow, good job, Wow, right jumped
in there. Nice. You are a winner of Masterpiece thea
and I say it amy.
Speaker 4 (26:50):
Masterpiece theatore, master Piece Theater.
Speaker 3 (26:59):
Very exciting that one of us did on the show.
Got to see a heist in action and this hat
do you guys know about this yet? Now?
Speaker 2 (27:06):
Heist?
Speaker 4 (27:06):
I did?
Speaker 5 (27:07):
What I mean, it was right in front of my eyes,
except it was so good that I didn't actually see
it happen until they were like everyone was perplexed, Like
the salespeople were like, wait, this just happened.
Speaker 4 (27:19):
It's gone.
Speaker 5 (27:19):
So this guy is in front of us. We're looking
at jewelry in a case. My boyfriend and I are there.
It's like at an antique store. And the guy asks
for the case to be opened. So the woman opens
the case and then he says, hey, can you look
at that thing way down there? And he's pointing, so
she has to bend down and kind of go under
a shelf and get it. Well, while she's doing that,
(27:41):
the shelf that's like at his hip level, which is
easy for his arm to get to, he goes gets
a bracelet and then puts in his pocket and she
shows him whatever and he's like, oh, okay, yeah, now
I'm good, and.
Speaker 4 (27:51):
Then he walks off leaves.
Speaker 5 (27:54):
Another salesperson saw him acting suspicious.
Speaker 4 (27:58):
And you know they have those big like we.
Speaker 5 (28:00):
Have here in the parking garage, those bigrs round mirrors
give you different angles. I guess the person working there
that also saw that he was suspicious, Like she saw the.
Speaker 4 (28:10):
Girl beIN down the thing, and she just said she
couldn't see exactly what he was doing, but that he
was just up to something.
Speaker 5 (28:16):
And at this particular antique place, like, there's different there's
different owners.
Speaker 2 (28:21):
Of each little booth.
Speaker 5 (28:22):
So they got on the phone with the person that
owns that booth and said, hey, on this shelf, what
bracelets did you have? And she started describing them and
then there was like this empty spot and they're like, yeah,
that's exactly that's where the bracelet was.
Speaker 4 (28:35):
He he did take it and he was out of there.
He was gone. But she was like, okay, I want
you to look at the footage. Let's pull the footage.
Speaker 5 (28:42):
So they do have cameras, and I don't know if
they're going to be able to track down the guy
or figure out who he.
Speaker 2 (28:45):
Is, but it was a heights. We were right there.
Speaker 5 (28:51):
What I'm just saying is we were looking in the
same case as the guy and then he asked for
it to be open.
Speaker 2 (28:56):
Saw him We saw him do that.
Speaker 5 (28:57):
Yeah, And then my warfriend are like, dang, he's good
because we didn't even see him swipe it. Like that's
how good he was because we were looking at like
another little section. But it all like the salesperson was
right in front of me bending down.
Speaker 2 (29:11):
They caught all them loove people, right, I think, so, yeah, but.
Speaker 4 (29:16):
This guy, it's clever, like but she started describing him, Okay,
you had this jacket, this beanie.
Speaker 5 (29:26):
I do think that this must be a method either
that has worked for him before or he thought I'm
gonna try this out and see if it works because
getting her to bend down, I mean, that was it
was brilliant. A little risky for him to do it
with us standing right there too, but we were busy,
like paying attention to other stuff. Like, there was no
reason for me to think that he even stole until
all the ruckus after.
Speaker 3 (29:46):
What would make me think he's on it before is
the fact that he was cool, calm and collected when
she came back up and he had in his pocket.
He just didn't take off running like a rockie and
it feels weird and just walks out. He gets up
and he's like, God, I don't think I'm gonna go
with that, but thank you Merry Christmas, than walked out.
Speaker 2 (30:00):
All the loop people have not been caught.
Speaker 4 (30:02):
Oh so they're not, so some of them have, right, Yeah.
Speaker 3 (30:05):
Authorities have arrested several suspects believed to be a part
of the four person commando team and their accomplices, totaling
around seven arrests. The fourth direct perpetrator is still at
large and the precious jewels still are gone.
Speaker 2 (30:17):
Oh wow, so that's success. Success. Do you think is
the anything about maybe possibly being in Tennessee good point.
Let's see if it's the same person, that's a good point.
It's time for the good news.
Speaker 5 (30:33):
So the city of McKinney, Texas, recently introduced the Grandma Stand,
which is a booth downtown where three rotating McKinney grandma's
offer comfort, conversation, and advice during the holiday season.
Speaker 2 (30:47):
They just sit up there and talking chills.
Speaker 4 (30:49):
The cutest thing you've ever heard of.
Speaker 5 (30:51):
Yeah, there stands in New York, Omaha, Denver, and now McKinney.
Speaker 2 (30:55):
There are multiple stands of grandma just hanging out.
Speaker 4 (30:58):
Yeah, and there's more locations planned.
Speaker 3 (31:01):
I was at the mall and I saw a Grandpa
or Santa Claus. Santa Claus has grandkids, right son, do
you think at this point?
Speaker 2 (31:06):
Yeah, he's a point. Yeah, look great, like look trim
like Santa Claus.
Speaker 3 (31:13):
If I saw Oh no it, I'm telling you he's
been doing some crossfits, stretch lab.
Speaker 2 (31:19):
I don't know what he's been doing, dop want.
Speaker 3 (31:20):
But yeah, maybe so Santa Claus look great. That's all
that's all I say, Grandpa Santa. But yeah, the Grandma's
stand looks good. Looks like a lemonade stand kind of yeah.
Speaker 4 (31:29):
So shout out to Mike Matthews.
Speaker 5 (31:31):
He started the Grandma's Stand project in twenty twelve in
New York and it was all inspired by his grandmother Eileen,
and she was involved in the project till she passed away.
And so it's something that's spreading and I just think
it is so precious.
Speaker 2 (31:44):
Yeah, it's good. All right, there you go. Good story.
That's what it's all about. That was telling me something good.
Wake up, wake up in the mall.
Speaker 8 (31:55):
And the radio heady and then lunchbox mor game too
to Steve red at it, trying to put you through fog.
Speaker 2 (32:07):
He's running this week's next week. The Bobby's on the box,
so you know what.
Speaker 8 (32:11):
This is the Bobby Ball.
Speaker 2 (32:19):
And now time for the Morning Corny. The Morning Corny.
Speaker 4 (32:25):
What goes? Oh, oh oh what Santa walking backwards?
Speaker 2 (32:34):
That was the Morning Corny Bobby Bones show. Sorry up today.
Speaker 14 (32:41):
This story comes us from Minneapolis, Maryland. Three twelve year
old girls decided to get in the Christmas spirit and
go caroling, ring a doorbell, jingle bells, jingle bells, and
the guy goes, what makes you think I want you singing?
And pulls out a gun. Get out of here, Chris
cheer there Wow, I mean, I can understand that. What
(33:02):
makes you think I want you singing, even though that's
not really how I live. But pulling out the gun,
I don't understand. Some people are just cranky.
Speaker 2 (33:09):
But the gun. Golly, how old are they? Twelve? Not
a threat? Oh that's terrible. Take his gun. Okay, I'm lunchbox.
That's your bonehead. Story of the day.
Speaker 3 (33:19):
A woman in Burtonsville, Maryland, sent her husband out to
buy a lottery ticket, and he brought the ticket home.
Didn't normally play the lottery, but hit fifty thousand dollars.
Speaker 4 (33:26):
Nice.
Speaker 2 (33:27):
Did anybody win the big one? It's tonight. Oh it
wasn't last night. No, man, there's just so many of these.
I get confused. On one night they do this stuff.
Speaker 3 (33:33):
She told the Maryland Lottery. She was having dinner at
her home. She felt an urge to buy a powerball ticket.
They didn't normally play the power ball.
Speaker 2 (33:40):
It was just an urge. Try to listen to our show.
We're talking about it. Yes, we talked about this.
Speaker 3 (33:45):
Every time it gets like a billion, the husband will
turn home with twenty bucks worth of quick tickets and
they hit for fifty thousand dollars. She said, you need
to sit down for this one. When she told him, though,
Winter said some of the money will go toward taking
a family vacation. It's at one point twenty five billion,
and the drawing is yeah, Wednesday, December seventeenth. Huh, somebody's
(34:05):
gonna win, right, Eventually they may not win this one,
but eventually somebody will win.
Speaker 2 (34:09):
No, that would be crazy to win fifty thousand dollars
would be crazy. I played for a whole year.
Speaker 3 (34:13):
I did the math because my new year's resolution I
sat down last night, I kept tracking my tickets. My
new year's resolution was to play scratch offs and win
something over five hundred bucks.
Speaker 2 (34:23):
I didn't. I didn't have a single ticket.
Speaker 3 (34:25):
I bought over two hundred tickets at fifty bucks apiece,
and I ended up negative. After I had won some
like fifty bucks here, seventy five bucks there, ended up
losing like thirty six hundred dollars on the year.
Speaker 2 (34:42):
That's terrible, bad resolution.
Speaker 5 (34:45):
But you never really had a You never really had
a gut feeling to go buy one. You just made
the resolution like she had it.
Speaker 2 (34:50):
I bought her two hundred tickets and I still never
hit I know, but you didn't have the urge. I
had a lot of urges.
Speaker 3 (34:57):
I think you always have an urge and then if
it wins, you can It's like people that fell in
love a first sight. Do you know how many people
in your life that you see, you're super tracked to
and if you end up with them, you go, oh,
I knew immediately. But there were so many people that
you felt, oh, they're hot and you didn't end up with.
So you don't say that because it didn't work out
that way.
Speaker 2 (35:14):
I know what, though, I knew immediately immediately.
Speaker 5 (35:18):
You're also dated her for like twenty years before you
didn't know. You weren't even thinking about marriage.
Speaker 3 (35:25):
I wasn't, but.
Speaker 2 (35:27):
That she was the one that would give you the
ultimatum the area.
Speaker 3 (35:30):
Yeah, yeah, you guys can call us if you want
eight seven, seven seventy seven, Bobby.
Speaker 2 (35:35):
If I say Bill Fogerbaki that is, I have.
Speaker 4 (35:38):
No idea because I would remember that name foger.
Speaker 5 (35:41):
Baki, I don't know.
Speaker 3 (35:44):
He's the voice of Patrick Starr on SpongeBob. Oh okay,
so he played he was on Coach back in the day.
He played Dauber on Coach Oka.
Speaker 4 (35:52):
Know who that is?
Speaker 2 (35:53):
Yeah, Big blonde dude.
Speaker 3 (35:54):
And he's been Patrick Star for twenty five years, maybe
even thirty years at this point. They have a movie
coming out, the New SpongeBob Movie. But we interviewed him
on our Football show, and when you interview somebody that
does voice work, you never want to go, hey, do
the voice, so you got to kind of warm up
and then lure them in. But because I love SpongeBob,
i'd asked him, because he again he's the voice of
Patrick Starr, what is all time favorite joker line as
(36:16):
Patrick Starr.
Speaker 2 (36:17):
Is for my character?
Speaker 15 (36:19):
The one that just blew my mind when I saw
it in the storyboard when I was preparing for the record, was.
Speaker 13 (36:28):
The intermaganations on my mind or an enigma? And then
in the storyboard it showed it. It showed the visual
of a live action picture of milk spilling its contents
as Patrick said that, and he goes right into the
one tooth, open mouth drool.
Speaker 2 (36:48):
Afterward.
Speaker 15 (36:48):
That was fantastic.
Speaker 3 (36:50):
It was so fun to talk to a cartoon character.
And then I said, hey, what's a real memorable moment
from working on SpongeBob for again twenty five thirty years, Maybe.
Speaker 15 (36:58):
My favorite line of all time directly tied to the
performance of Roger Bumpus, who does Squidward. And that's in
the pilot where SpongeBob, to Squidward's consternation, is applying for
a job at the Krusty Krab, which is where Squidward
are already works, and he's really worried that mister Krabs
is going to hire him. And then he hears mister
(37:20):
Crabs not taking SpongeBob seriously and sending him on a
fool's errand saying, I want you to go get me
a spectator boy with it her Bo's attachments and and.
Speaker 16 (37:31):
All this stuff and and hi Hydro, and spongeboble yes, sir,
and he takes off, and then Squidward walks up to
Crabs and says, h Hydro, what oh, mister Crabs, your
horror ball.
Speaker 2 (37:53):
Bat line blew my mind.
Speaker 13 (37:55):
And Roger's performance is so perfect.
Speaker 3 (37:58):
I thought it wasn't so much fun. We did probably
forty minutes with him, I think, on our football podcast
called Lots to Say, which is up today you can
check it out.
Speaker 2 (38:05):
But it was so cool. Interviewing Patrick Starr.
Speaker 3 (38:07):
I've seen so many Spongebobs, not all of them, but
so many of them because you can watch as an
adult and think it's super funny. Yeah, there's a lot
of that hidden humor in there, so funny.
Speaker 2 (38:18):
You never watch SpongeBob.
Speaker 4 (38:19):
No, I watched it.
Speaker 5 (38:20):
Yeah, when I have a babysit too, because to your point,
something the kids would enjoy. And then I remember I
also enjoyed it. But I haven't dabbled in a long
Oh man, it is awesome.
Speaker 2 (38:31):
I hit me with voicemail three Ray.
Speaker 11 (38:33):
My husband had a hernia and it had fallen down
into his testicle and it was very sensitive. He had
to go and have surgery to get the hernia fit,
but they had to pull all the hernia stuff out
of his testicle. I just thought I would share Happy Holidays, Happy.
Speaker 2 (38:54):
Holidays, lunchbucks. Yeah, man, Mary Chris Mary us. Yeah, I don't.
Speaker 10 (38:58):
I guess maybe I'm confused. Falls down, what do they
what do they mean? Something falls down?
Speaker 2 (39:04):
So whatever is torn, whatever's in it falls down there.
Speaker 3 (39:10):
It's going down down to your Let me go to Kelly,
who's a nurse. By the way, if you're a new listener,
let's box that's pain in the stomach. It is now
and his left swollen testicle, and he tried to get
into a not an ecologist. What eurology, Yeah, eurology, So
they said, January twelfth. I think you were like, dude,
(39:32):
go go to like the quick minute clinic or urgent
or any of that stuff.
Speaker 2 (39:37):
Kelly, you're on, Hi Bobby, good morning studio.
Speaker 9 (39:41):
Listen.
Speaker 12 (39:43):
I'm a nurse and this was an emergent situation days ago.
Here's what's concerning. You have a swollen testicle. It's not typical.
If you have epidutomidais or some sort of infection or
whatever is causing your testicle to swell like this. It
may have been treatable. The longer you wait, the less
(40:06):
likelihood that it can be treated and you lose a testicle,
which again is at the end of the world. People
live with one testicle all the time. But what I'm
telling you is the longer you wait, the more you
put yourself at risk for what your options are to
fix it. In addition, is it's an infection of some kind,
it can become systemic and you could become septic. Like
(40:29):
this is a serious situation that does absolutely warrant a
visit to the emergency room. The emergency room is for
emergent situations. This lunchbox is an urgent situation.
Speaker 2 (40:42):
Thank you, Kelly.
Speaker 8 (40:42):
We agree.
Speaker 3 (40:43):
We've been telling him that he does not want to listen.
He didn't even want to tell the doctor that one
of his testicles was bigger than the other. He's like,
if I'm being totally honest, one's a lot bigger.
Speaker 2 (40:51):
Well, no, no, you have to be honest. Yeah. So
I'm Kelly. Thank you for calling and having concern.
Speaker 12 (40:58):
You're welcome, have a great day.
Speaker 2 (40:59):
Thank you. Oh man, is that what you want? You
want to lose a testicle?
Speaker 3 (41:04):
People have diedis President Garfield died of sepsis? He got shot,
really and they couldn't find the bullet and it ended
up not being the bullet that killed him.
Speaker 2 (41:12):
It was the sepsist that killed him. I don't know
what that is. I don't know what septis is. It's
like an infection that gets in your blood. Oh good job, dude,
But you may so. You said you know that you
need to go.
Speaker 4 (41:25):
This is all he talked about at the Christmas party
last night.
Speaker 3 (41:28):
I want to talk about the next segment because I
didn't go and everybody I was told that Mike and
I were the only two that didn't go to the party,
and I said, completely tracks with just all our personalities.
Speaker 2 (41:38):
So I do want to talk about the Christmas party
that you guys went to last night.
Speaker 4 (41:40):
Yeah, I mean it was like, you know, we're trying
to eat and he's well.
Speaker 2 (41:44):
Everybody asked me about it. Sorry, topic conversation. Even wanted
a toast about it, he did.
Speaker 3 (41:50):
Okay, we'll talk about it in a second. How many
ways can you say marry Christmas? Similar ish?
Speaker 2 (41:57):
What else could you say?
Speaker 15 (41:58):
Uh?
Speaker 4 (42:00):
Happy holidays?
Speaker 2 (42:01):
One?
Speaker 4 (42:01):
Go ahead, Felice navidad Mexico.
Speaker 2 (42:04):
Okay, good love it. It's not really a language thing,
but I do like that, and that kind of counts
unless you say it. It's kind of weird.
Speaker 3 (42:10):
If you're walking around with you going Felicie navi Dodd,
you're like, why is the white girl yelling Spanish? If
you're seeing it's different because the song gets stuck in
your head.
Speaker 2 (42:16):
I'll accept it. Go ahead, Okay, Happy Christmas. No, that
didn't make the last.
Speaker 5 (42:29):
To you and yours?
Speaker 4 (42:31):
No very merry and bright.
Speaker 2 (42:34):
No, Now you're just doing lyrics from Christmas songs.
Speaker 5 (42:36):
Oh, joyful holidays, joy to the world.
Speaker 2 (42:41):
Yeah, no amazing grace. Yeah, have a HOLLI jolly Christmas. Okay,
so take a breath, take a breath.
Speaker 4 (42:48):
Yeah, I have no idea. I don't.
Speaker 2 (42:49):
This is so you have happy holidays and you have
flise Navidad, not.
Speaker 4 (42:53):
This because to me, this is for the devil. But
marry Xmas.
Speaker 2 (42:56):
But X is the sign of Christ. That's literally what
that means.
Speaker 4 (42:59):
I was being sarcastic.
Speaker 2 (43:00):
I don't think people know that. The only people know that. Sorry,
people don't know that, all right.
Speaker 5 (43:05):
For people that don't know that, I was being sarcastic
because when I was little, I was so terrified to
shorten it to Xmas because same I thought, I go
to hill Im pretty sure my pastor did an entire
sermon on it.
Speaker 2 (43:16):
Yes, and people be like, do not allow x miss
but x is literally the sign of Christ.
Speaker 5 (43:21):
Yeah, And you know, just because how I was, I
would put Christ in all caps and then.
Speaker 4 (43:25):
Do m a s lowercase.
Speaker 3 (43:29):
In case they're wondering about you, the parly case, just
in case, Hey Peter, she's good, she did all caps.
Speaker 2 (43:34):
She's you have any other ones here?
Speaker 4 (43:37):
Let's see, uh holidays.
Speaker 3 (43:42):
I really don't By the way, for those that want
to fact check me for those that want to go
X means whatever. The X and X mess is a
Christian symbol representing the first letter GI or X, the
Greek word for Christ, which is I can't pronounce it.
Speaker 2 (44:00):
Something like that close. Yeah, so it's a root of Christ.
Speaker 3 (44:06):
But yes, I was also told growing up, don't do
exomas because that means you're taking Christ out of Christmas.
Speaker 2 (44:12):
But that's not what it is. Yeah, okay, Eddie, anything
else for America seasons? Yes, that's number two one. Yeah,
but that's all I got. Seasons greeting like, that's tough. Seasons, agreed,
there are more.
Speaker 3 (44:23):
Do you know how I start every email greetings greetings,
every email, every single one of them, like since when,
probably three or four years. I like to I like
to have consistency in the formula with how I do things,
and so I can be told that I seem short
on emails without a lot of fluff, and so I
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always greetings dot dot dot, And it's very it's distinct.
It's formal, like it feels retro more than formal.
Speaker 2 (44:52):
Like you're writing you're riding it in a suit in
the fifties, in the fifties. That's what it feels like. Yeah,
any anything else?
Speaker 3 (44:58):
There are two two, there's only really two more on
the list. The other ones I don't really consider real. Okay,
you have merry Christmas, police, happy Holidays, seasons, greetings, joyful tidings.
Speaker 2 (45:11):
Oh that's old.
Speaker 4 (45:12):
Oh you'll tie.
Speaker 3 (45:14):
You're just saying a word warmest wishes. I don't feel
like that counts as merry Christmas. No, I could send
warm wishes in any part of the yes.
Speaker 5 (45:23):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (45:25):
Then they also have stupid ones like may your days
be merry and bright. You're just picking words from a
Christmas song.
Speaker 2 (45:29):
That pot that's definitely a song. Yeah, I don't know
if you guess thought.
Speaker 4 (45:34):
No, I just keep it traditional Merry Christmas.
Speaker 3 (45:37):
Yeah, yeah, all right. A voicemail from another female named Darren.
Speaker 2 (45:44):
We had this whole talk. We've never met a female
named Darren.
Speaker 17 (45:46):
This is the female Darren. I am not.
Speaker 2 (45:52):
It's not sure where to even start.
Speaker 17 (45:54):
I'm in shock that my fourteen year old daughter left
that voicemail. I have had the boy's name there in
my whole life. So I'm forty two and never have
met another female Darren. So just wanted to call and
follow up by I feel like.
Speaker 3 (46:12):
A Darren should have a mustache girl, just any Darren.
I feel like that's the most mustache name in that
and Frank Darren and Frank you almost got to have
a mustache with those names. So that's the only female Darren.
Speaker 2 (46:24):
I guess. Thank you for the call. Appreciate that. All right,
let's go next one.
Speaker 8 (46:28):
I agree with Lunchbogs. You know, I so many teachers
have second jobs because they have so much time off.
To have a second job, you probrate their salary for
a full year. Just imagine how big that salary would be.
Go Lunchbog.
Speaker 2 (46:42):
He's now.
Speaker 3 (46:44):
So loud about this. People are joining up with him.
And see, if you just have an opinion, it can
be the dumbest opinion ever. There are still people that
will be on your side. This is how the internet works.
You just yell it loud enough long enough and people
will go, you know what, guy's got a point, So
all right, anything you want.
Speaker 10 (47:00):
I mean, he didn't make a valid point. I didn't
even think about it. For as little as they work,
they make a lot of money. Everybody say, oh, they
don't get paid enough. Whoa make quite a bit of
cash for six months of work.
Speaker 2 (47:10):
Okay, you know, you know it's more than six months.
We know it's more than six months. Like now you're
minimizing how many months, So it's I think it's even
more than it used to be.
Speaker 4 (47:19):
Nine months, yeah, or more.
Speaker 3 (47:21):
We respect our teachers, We love our teachers. We wish
they got paid more. Especially if you want our students
to be smarter and live productive lives. You lead us
in the next generation. You don't want idiots raising idiots.
Speaker 4 (47:31):
Yeah, we need quality.
Speaker 3 (47:33):
Yes, that's correct. Okay, thank you, We're done. We will
see you tomorrow by everybody. The Bobby Bones Show theme song, written,
produced and saying by read Yarberry. You can find his
instagram at read Yarberry, Scuba Steve executive producer, Raymondo, head
of Production.
Speaker 2 (47:53):
I'm Bobby Bones. My instagram is mister Bobby Bones. Thank
you for listening to the podcast.
Transmitting Yes, Liza, what's up?
Speaker 2 (00:11):
Everybody? Welcome to Wednesday Show Morning studio.
Speaker 3 (00:14):
Mon, do you want to hear a shocking stat Yes,
it ain't winter yet.
Speaker 2 (00:21):
What it feels like? It's it sucks. It's cold.
Speaker 3 (00:24):
December twenty first, it's seventeenth, eighteen, nineteen twenty four days.
We four days, not even winter yet. This is terrible.
Kill the groundhog or whatever happens. I don't even know
the groundhog. Come out, tell us it's winter.
Speaker 2 (00:36):
U the pony? Yeah, Huxtable, whatever is Huxtable? The groundhog?
Kill him? It is terrible.
Speaker 3 (00:43):
December twenty first is the first day of winter, last
through March twentieth. Winter begins on the Winter Solstice, which
is the shortest day of the year, and ends with
the equinox, which do you.
Speaker 2 (00:52):
Know what that means?
Speaker 3 (00:53):
Equinox? Think about it. You can nail it. Even if
you don't, you can nail it.
Speaker 4 (00:56):
Oh my gosh, it's a great gym.
Speaker 3 (00:58):
I've never been in the gym. But equinox equal. It
means it's it's the most equal day and night.
Speaker 5 (01:05):
Oh oh, so as much as it's light outside, it's
the same dark outside. I ever, no, no, because the
twenty first is going to be the shortest day of
the year.
Speaker 4 (01:15):
That means it's like little light.
Speaker 2 (01:16):
All, I'm gonna give you some shocking Christmas shopping news.
Ready for it.
Speaker 3 (01:19):
Ready, wait until the last minute to buy your kid's
presence because stores are actually desperate to sell out their stock.
So is if it's there and it's last minute, they're
looking to cut deals to get them out. They're starting
to mark down prices the closer it actually gets to Christmas.
Speaker 2 (01:35):
Did you know that?
Speaker 5 (01:36):
Well, I mean I could see how you get lucky
if you get a deal, but then you run the
risk of.
Speaker 2 (01:41):
Not getting it.
Speaker 4 (01:42):
Not getting it.
Speaker 3 (01:42):
I would say too, if you're going to save two bucks,
but you're going to spend forty extra minutes trying to
find a parking spot, it ain't worth that. Because if
you're going to go the twenty third and the Christmas
is on a Thursday this year, yep, you're going to
go on a Wednesday.
Speaker 2 (01:56):
On Tuesday, it's the mall is going to be miserable.
Speaker 3 (01:58):
It's just like is it worth Is it worth saving
two and fifty cents on a hug me Almo?
Speaker 6 (02:04):
You know?
Speaker 3 (02:05):
So they do say, though, find your target items, check
back the day before Christmas and good luck.
Speaker 2 (02:12):
I just don't want to go. I don't want to go.
Speaker 3 (02:14):
That's from A Woman's World, a publication I frequent often, Yes,
and then finally just speaking of winter and Christmas. If
your motivation disappears as soon as the temperature drops, there
is a scientific reason for that. Researchers found that even
a two degree drop and temperature reduces the amount of
oxygen that gets to your brain, making you feel lethargic
and maybe foggy headed. It's important to bundle up when
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it gets colder, especially your head, hands, and feet, because
you can start to feel lazier because of the cold weather.
That's an excuse for everybody out there. It's cold, just
not feeling it. But they do say that the drop
actually reduces oxygen, so you do want to do less.
Speaker 4 (02:50):
Okay, so we just need to get oxygen to our brain.
Speaker 3 (02:53):
Yeah, but it's like cover your hands, head, and feet.
That's from Columbia University. It's so cold. I have to
take Stanley off. I'm thinking about getting shot collar for him.
And I've not been a big shot guy. Nothing fazes him.
He is a bulldog and he runs through walls runs
into He's just is out of his mind tough.
Speaker 2 (03:11):
But he likes to run and jump and dive into.
Speaker 3 (03:14):
Poopy and it drives me crazy and I can't get
him to stop. I'm like, I like, stop, and I
spray water on I do everything. I can't get him
to stop. So it's I think I'll put a shot
collar on him. But the problem is at night, when
it's this cold, I don't want to have to go
full Eskimo to walk out side in the backyard.
Speaker 2 (03:30):
So I'm like, go Google poo poo poo, poo, poo,
poo poo.
Speaker 3 (03:32):
Then he doesn't go so and then he runs and
dives into poop. It's just a mess.
Speaker 5 (03:36):
So I got one on Amazon that makes a loud noise.
Speaker 2 (03:39):
So it's we tried that goodn't work. Doesn't go bad.
Speaker 5 (03:42):
It has a shocking option, but I use the noise one.
But but it's my dog is so scared of it
now that all I have to do is grab the remote.
Speaker 4 (03:49):
I don't have to do anything. If she sees me get.
Speaker 5 (03:51):
The remote, she gets super like obedient and submissive and
all the things, like she crouches down, like even if
I just go to the drawer where the remote is,
and she's suddenly like on her best behavior.
Speaker 3 (04:01):
Wow. If anybody says anywhere this starts a r She's like,
oh gosh, yeah. All I want him to do is stop
diving in poop. And it's just really hard now because
it's so cold outside that it's the first time I've
considered getting a shot collar. Nothing hurts him. He's unpenetrable,
he's his big thick bulldogs. Yeah, nothing hurts him. So
wish me luck.
Speaker 2 (04:18):
Good luck, sin Anonymous, sin Bar, there's a question to
be man. Hello, Bobby Bones. I don't know if I'm
more angry or hurt.
Speaker 3 (04:39):
Last night, my wife came home beaming because she was
the hit of her work Christmas Secret Santa Gift Exchange.
Speaker 2 (04:46):
I was so happy to see her happy until I
found out why.
Speaker 3 (04:49):
One of my passions is collecting whiskey, and I have
what I think is a pretty nice collection. It seems
my wife was up against it, didn't know what to get,
and she grabbed one of my whiskeys. She went downstairs,
grabbed a bottle, wrapped it up. That bottle, it turns out,
was a ten year old Pappy van Winkle.
Speaker 2 (05:07):
That's terrible. That's really expensive.
Speaker 3 (05:10):
I'm happy that she didn't grab the twenty year old bottle,
but I'm not happy to lose what ended up being
an extraordinarily nice gift for someone she barely knows well.
Speaker 2 (05:19):
She told me about it. I just left the room.
We haven't talked about it since.
Speaker 3 (05:22):
Part of me wants to tell her that if she
sees the coworker, would she asked, if they return it,
what would you do in this situation? Signed Sad whiskey Collector.
I would need to see how much a bottle of
ten year old?
Speaker 2 (05:36):
Is it? Pappy van Winkle? Yeah, Pappy van Winkle.
Speaker 5 (05:38):
Gosh, I don't know how accurate this is what I'm seeing.
Prices everywhere from eight hundred dollars to thousand dollars.
Speaker 2 (05:45):
Of course, that's a great gift. Wow, she had no idea,
But why.
Speaker 7 (05:50):
Is she just grabbing stuff around the house that's his
collection this last minute?
Speaker 4 (05:55):
Like I would I if she's I get it? She
should have asked, like.
Speaker 3 (06:00):
The Office episode where Michael Scott brings the iPod and
everybody's fighting over the iPod?
Speaker 2 (06:04):
You give me of that episode?
Speaker 8 (06:05):
Uh?
Speaker 2 (06:06):
Great, good reference? Go ahead?
Speaker 5 (06:08):
Oh, I just think that like you know, Shelie, just like, oh,
alcohol is a good thing to take, like this will
be good, not knowing you know the cost of some
of this stuff. Are being ignorant to his whiskey collection
and just how much some of it is worth, because
I would look at and be like, okay, cool bottle
of whiskey.
Speaker 3 (06:23):
Why are you going into like your dude's pride right
whiskey collection and taking something from it?
Speaker 2 (06:28):
Though?
Speaker 4 (06:28):
Yeah, no, I mean I'm not she fully thought it through.
Speaker 3 (06:31):
Yeah, going into a baseball car and be like I
don't know this, uh, Mikey Mantle, I'll just take that
in it would be bad.
Speaker 2 (06:38):
Yeah, so it's happened.
Speaker 3 (06:40):
Okay, Now I don't think you can ask her to
go and ask for it back. Yeah, as Lunchbox would say,
whiskey going sorry, yeah, yeah, unfortunately, what would you.
Speaker 5 (06:53):
See because I'm not trying to picture if we had
like a company thing like that and I showed up
and brought it. But then the next day I came
back and was like, guys, I'm so sorry. I didn't
have no idea. I thought that was like a fifty
dollars bottle of whiskey. Turns out it's more like a
thousand so so.
Speaker 2 (07:09):
And you get and one of us got it.
Speaker 5 (07:10):
Yes, I'm so sorry.
Speaker 3 (07:13):
I would say we're close enough you could do that
with us, but this sounds like a generic work party
how it was described. I don't know you can. I
just I think you just eat it.
Speaker 2 (07:23):
Morgan.
Speaker 9 (07:24):
I think she owes him a thousand dollars bottle whiskey.
Speaker 2 (07:27):
But that's also his money too, right, it is.
Speaker 9 (07:30):
But I think maybe it at least helps if she's like, Okay,
you know what, go buy whatever whiskey you've been wanting
to buy to make up for this, because maybe he's
been holding back because it is their money.
Speaker 2 (07:38):
So now he kind of gets a free free car
that's up free. I know he's in the hole. Whiskey.
What's a twenty year old bottle cost? That's got to
be way more right because it's age he has. Yeah,
that's what I'm saying. Like he's said he didn't.
Speaker 3 (07:53):
Care about this twenty four hundred yet starting at twenty
four up to forty nine hundred.
Speaker 2 (08:00):
As a bizarre whoa.
Speaker 7 (08:03):
But that's a good point that Amy's making though, Like
if somebody came to me and said, I'm so sorry,
I accidentally gave you this Christmas spirit?
Speaker 2 (08:11):
Don't you just say that take it back?
Speaker 3 (08:14):
Yeah, you're probably not going to see them till after
New Year's though, because people are on break and drink
it and there's no spirit left. It's all out because
you used all the spirit up. Once New Year's hit,
there's no more Christmas spirit were falling for our life
to get ahead of the year.
Speaker 7 (08:27):
And I will say, if I got that for Christmas,
I would drink it beer in Christmas.
Speaker 5 (08:31):
Okay, well, maybe what if you just ask them for
a poor take it back a glass. My husband didn't
even get to take a sip of bit. So can
you just put a little bit in this mason jar.
Speaker 2 (08:40):
And take it? Terrible?
Speaker 4 (08:42):
I don't know.
Speaker 5 (08:43):
I mean, if you think about it, Oh my gosh,
like every sip is like dollars.
Speaker 3 (08:47):
Like Eddie had some had a friend who was having
like a party and he was like, Hey, come here
to this party. And so we go into that party
and Eddie sees a bottle of Pappy van Winkl that
was already being drink out of.
Speaker 7 (08:59):
It was part of all the bottles that everyone was drinking.
But I never I'd heard of it. I think rays
talked about it very expensive whiskey, So.
Speaker 2 (09:06):
I'm like, why not? So we got a starphone cup
and went over and drank some. I was like, how
is it as? I mean, it's whiskey.
Speaker 3 (09:15):
I'm not a whiskey person, but not a mature enough
palette to really appreciate it.
Speaker 2 (09:18):
Not even close. Wow.
Speaker 4 (09:21):
So if you were to do a standard.
Speaker 5 (09:23):
Shot out of a normal bottle, a copy band equal.
Speaker 4 (09:28):
And say it's one thousand dollars bottle, it's like fifty
eight dollars a shot.
Speaker 3 (09:33):
Okay, that's happy for a shot, but that's not so bad.
Then you only slipped ole like one hundred and twenty bucks.
Speaker 2 (09:37):
Yeah me, Yeah, well no, I was invited to the
party too.
Speaker 7 (09:41):
I stole it. I just happened to be there. Yeah,
but you went right for it. You were like a bottle.
Speaker 9 (09:47):
We had some friends over it, and my boyfriend has
kind of a whiskey collection that's on display that is
like not touch you know how you have things on
display they're not supposed to be touched kind of thing.
Somebody went over and was about to open like a
five hundred dollars of whiskey, and he had to intervene
and be like no, no, no, no, you just about any
other one you can.
Speaker 2 (10:02):
Have, but not that one.
Speaker 3 (10:03):
If you have alcohol on display. I don't have any
alcohol on display. It's not for people to drink.
Speaker 2 (10:06):
I've never heard of. I don't know.
Speaker 4 (10:08):
It's not like our alcohol bar.
Speaker 9 (10:10):
Like the bar itself has so much alcohol in it,
but on top of it are very decorative bottles.
Speaker 2 (10:15):
They or we like, go to the bar, get whatever
you want.
Speaker 9 (10:17):
No, we were like opening it and saying like these
are all the things like we're drinking or so we're
trying to be very specific, but now we realize we
I need to not have those bottles out.
Speaker 4 (10:25):
Yeah, just put them away.
Speaker 2 (10:26):
Also, you have a big bar at your house? Wow?
Speaker 9 (10:28):
Yeah, I have a flex alcohol collection.
Speaker 2 (10:30):
What's the bigger flex that? Or Abby going? I got
two cars? Yeah?
Speaker 3 (10:35):
All right, thank you for the email. In the end,
I'm just gonna say that's a loss. Unless you're close
with that person. I think it's a loss. That's a
very awkward conversation afternoon year, Hey can I get that
bottle back? That's and you have to make it up
to your husband somehow. Okay, there you go, close it up.
Taste of Country did the most shocking country music moments
of twenty twenty five. Now, I didn't give you guys
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any heads up to think about this, so I will
give you like thirty seconds. So country music's most shocking
headlines of the year no shortest of crazy moments. According
to them, Here eight of the wildest things that happened
in country music this year, Amy, what comes to your mind?
Speaker 2 (11:14):
Wild?
Speaker 5 (11:16):
I mean the first thing that popped in my head
was like the Ella Langley Riley Green.
Speaker 3 (11:21):
Oh, that's a good one, like their weirdness at the y,
and then like, yeah.
Speaker 2 (11:24):
Like they did a song they probably were together.
Speaker 4 (11:26):
And then there's like Megan Maroney in the mix.
Speaker 3 (11:29):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, the love Triangle they keep they did
another song even though I didn't make it, but that
is a good one, okay, Eddie.
Speaker 2 (11:36):
Zach Bryan number one? Yeah, number one? Which one though?
Girlfriend was that this year?
Speaker 3 (11:41):
Oh Zach Brian, Well you can just do Zach Brian
in general. Yeah, right, hopping a fence to try to
fight Gavin Adcock. And then they say they list other
Zach Brian issues as well. Number one, So that's number one.
Speaker 2 (11:53):
Are you can go again? I feel like Luke Bryan falling.
Isn't that every year? Probably fell a couple of times.
It just goes hard. No, it didn't make the list, Lunchbox, Yeah,
sadly Keith and Nicole.
Speaker 3 (12:06):
Yeah, coming in number six, Oh yeah, six, Keith Urban
and Nicole Kidman announced their divorce after nearly two decades together.
That's one of the rare headlines that happens in this
industry that I have no clues happening, and I go wow,
And then I started, I'm like, did you know this?
Speaker 2 (12:19):
I had no idea that was coming. That was crazy. None. Okay, Lunchwatch,
you're still up?
Speaker 8 (12:25):
Yeah?
Speaker 10 (12:25):
What else happened in country music this year? Man, that's
a good question. Definitely, definitely shocking. Maddie and Tay call
it quits number five. Yeah, we're you just throwing that
out there.
Speaker 2 (12:37):
That was the only breakup. I'm going with the theme here.
Speaker 3 (12:41):
The fact that that was five and Keith and Cole
were six. I feel like their list is a little off,
a little off. I respect that it's on the list,
but Maddie.
Speaker 4 (12:47):
Because Maddi and Ta is more recent.
Speaker 3 (12:49):
Man, possibly, I don't know that Keith and Nicole made
me go wow, oh yeah, like what Planet, am I
on am I in a different timeline.
Speaker 4 (12:54):
Yeah, I had an audible gasp at my phone.
Speaker 2 (12:57):
Lunchbox anything else, Yeah, yeah, got too.
Speaker 10 (12:59):
Yeah, there's lot more that went on in country music
this year. I'm getting there, Eddie, thank you, And that
was yeah, shocking moments for three seconds.
Speaker 3 (13:12):
This year was Morgan Wallen. I don't think that happened
this year. I think this year he was pretty calm.
I was just hoping, yeah, just something. Yeah, all right,
so we'll go around one more time, Emmy, do.
Speaker 2 (13:22):
Have anything else?
Speaker 5 (13:23):
Yeah, Zach Brown and Kindris Scott they would get together. Yeah,
well his whole drama with relationships. But I mean I
think that was another audible guest like, oh wow, they're together.
Speaker 2 (13:35):
Do you think it's because we know Kendrick Scott?
Speaker 5 (13:37):
I think maybe that then also his ex the Tumultuous didn't.
Speaker 3 (13:42):
Make it, but that that was bizarre. I just wonder
if because we made a relationship with Kendra. Okay, so
no in the Eddie.
Speaker 7 (13:50):
Okay, this is has to be on the list old
Dominion getting on the Walk of Fame.
Speaker 3 (13:55):
You know, if you listen to Lunchbox, yes, he kind
of like, yeah, is that on there?
Speaker 2 (14:01):
It didn't make it because.
Speaker 3 (14:02):
You know what, not controversial, not shocking because they deserted it.
But your point has been made, lunchbox. Oh so I
just swallowed wrong. Okay, the honest question. Does that hurt
your testic when you cont like that?
Speaker 2 (14:19):
No?
Speaker 3 (14:19):
Okay, that's it's.
Speaker 2 (14:23):
Easy country music. You guys weren't thinking all artists.
Speaker 10 (14:27):
What about someone that's in country music, the one Dancing
with the Stars, Bobby Bones and Dancing with the Stars,
that's six years.
Speaker 2 (14:35):
Been on the controversy this year didn't make it? Okay,
So here we go. What did you have? Another one?
I won?
Speaker 1 (14:42):
Yeah?
Speaker 5 (14:43):
Well this isn't like controversial, but it was like big
headlines throughout the year, like jelly Roll's weight loss.
Speaker 3 (14:49):
Oh nice, jelly Roll lost a dramatic amount of weight.
He does look like a different person. Yeah, all right,
go ahead. Anything else?
Speaker 4 (14:58):
Sorry, that was the last thing.
Speaker 2 (15:00):
What did you have? You said I had one? I said,
I'm won. Uh. Oh. Influential songwriter Brett James dies in
a plane crash. Wow.
Speaker 3 (15:08):
Yeah, that was that was shocking to mostly the community
because I mean, we knew him. He didn't live here,
but I don't think most people know country riders though
for the most part they are just music fans. But
it was shocking to Nashville for sure. Let's see Keith
Nicole maddion Te and number four Brandon Blackstock dies at
(15:29):
forty eight after a private cancer battle, and Brandon Blackstock
is Norvil's son and Clarkson's x Yeah, ribas sonbas Son.
Speaker 2 (15:47):
I just get the mac and tire thing.
Speaker 3 (15:48):
It takes me a second because, uh, number three, Kelsey
Ballerini and Chase Stokes ended their three year relationship. I
don't think that. I mean, I don't think people in
County Music really were invested. I think like he was.
Speaker 2 (16:01):
It wasn't like Chase Stokes kind of shocked. He was
also shocked.
Speaker 5 (16:06):
And culturally, yeah, because Chase is so like he his
show has such a following. But did you feel like well,
I remember thinking like they I was like, oh wow,
you know, they seem like they're a good fit and
they're gonna make it and you feel like that was
like colleag so weird how people can like invest like
we go.
Speaker 4 (16:24):
Not I feel like invested.
Speaker 5 (16:28):
I'm saying like people they're invested in their own relationship
for three years and like then just they bring up yeah, I.
Speaker 2 (16:35):
Mean it happens. It happens.
Speaker 4 (16:38):
Marriages, Yeah, I know, So I'm not as shocked by those.
Speaker 3 (16:41):
The CMTI Music Awards were canceled, and then CMT canceled
all their original programming, and then Zach Bryan at won.
So those were the most shocking country moments of twenty
twenty five.
Speaker 2 (16:49):
It's time for the good news, Bbby.
Speaker 3 (16:55):
They didn't want their names out there, so totally anonymous.
This couple known as Elf thirty two A and Missus
Claws carried on their secret Santa tradition from the eighteenth
year just handing out cash to people. They spent the
day given out a hundred OAR bills at restaurants, two schools,
bus stops. Since two thousand and eight, they've given away
two hundred and forty five thousand dollars. They did twelve
grand this year. I don't know how they know exactly
(17:18):
how much if it's anonymous.
Speaker 4 (17:20):
Oh oh true. I was like, well, duh, they're keeping
dray of it, but.
Speaker 2 (17:25):
You can't know.
Speaker 3 (17:27):
At one stop, a man told Missus Claws he'd missed
them by a single bus stop last year and feared
he'd never have the chance again seeing them return, he says,
made him feel like that his turn had finally arrived,
so they rewarded him as well.
Speaker 2 (17:39):
I don't know.
Speaker 3 (17:39):
They've given away a quarter million dollars, just anonymously and
for no reason other than the holiday. Spirit's pretty good.
I never run anybody given away anything like that, and
if I did, I would think it was a scam.
I wouldn't even take the money. I think it was
a scam. Yeah, so just everything's a scam now. To me,
every video I see on the internet's fake. Everything is
(18:01):
something to get me because it is by Merry Christmas. Everybody,
Merry Christmas. That's from Freep. There you go, that's what
it's all about. That was telling me something good. Laura's
on in South Carolina because she is concerned. Hey Laura,
you're on the show.
Speaker 11 (18:16):
What I was calling about lunchbox testicle and I wanted
to ask Lunchbox why he has not gone to the
doctor or the er.
Speaker 2 (18:26):
Well, that's a great question. We do have an update.
Speaker 10 (18:30):
Yeah, Well, I mean I have tried to go to
the doctor. See, I have gone to so many doctors,
and then I noticed the swelling, and so everybody told
me call a urologist.
Speaker 2 (18:40):
Right, yep.
Speaker 10 (18:41):
So I was like, yes, I'm gonna get to the
bottom of this. I'm gonna call eurologists. They know what
they're talking about. So I call eurologists. They can get
me in January as well.
Speaker 3 (18:51):
That's actually quicker than I thought. So everybody is listening, like,
what are you guys talking about?
Speaker 2 (18:55):
So a few days ago, I mean really it was
like a month ago.
Speaker 3 (18:58):
He had a problem to stay and then he went
to the doctor and the doctor like, watch YouTube or something. Yes,
another doctor, my stomach kurts, watch YouTube. So finally he
admits to us not only is a stomach carding, but
it's like a triangle of pain that has now gone
into one of his testicles. And then he goes and
then my left testicles swollen, and we're like, dude, you
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have to go to a doctor. Even said call of eurologists.
But I also said, you need to also go to
one of those urgent care. Yeah, urgent cares, because they're
not going to be able to get you into You're
all just today and that's what you learned.
Speaker 2 (19:31):
But that's quicker than I thought.
Speaker 10 (19:32):
Well, see that's what I'm saying, Like the medical situation
makes no sense. It's like, hey, you need help, call
a doctor. We'll see in a month. In a month,
I could be dead.
Speaker 5 (19:41):
And it's just like, oh, that's when you have to
advocate for yourself and maybe say that and like push
your way in or go to the emergency So serious.
Speaker 3 (19:47):
Yes, because the emergency room will get you into a
specialist faster if there's an emergency ray, would you play
that voicemail right here?
Speaker 6 (19:54):
I cannot believe that ledge Box and Eddie are in
their forties and and had to depend on the women
on the show to help them look up information on doctors,
and they get seemed to say, I don't know, do
they not know how to use Google?
Speaker 2 (20:13):
Thanks? Long time listening. I feel like Eddie's getting put
into side hole. What did I do? Nothing's part of
the hold group. I don't need people to tell me
that I need to go.
Speaker 3 (20:21):
To a doctor as you do. We told you need
to go to a specialist, and you finally called.
Speaker 10 (20:25):
I've been going to other doctors and then the swelling
came on and so I was afraid to admit it,
and I admitted it and then I called it eurologists
and they can't see me for six years it's amazing.
Speaker 2 (20:36):
Hit me with the next one.
Speaker 4 (20:37):
Harnya into the testicles can make it that testicle bigger.
Speaker 3 (20:42):
So if his.
Speaker 2 (20:43):
Testicle is slow on, that could be a cause.
Speaker 5 (20:45):
Testicular torsion usually is very very very severe pain.
Speaker 12 (20:50):
That will put you into the emergency room. So hopefully
he gets a checked out soon and finds a solution.
Speaker 4 (20:57):
Thanks, that was my diagnosis.
Speaker 10 (21:01):
No, it's not like I'm in excruciating pain. It's just
there's times that it's uncomfortable. And I'm gonna say Christmas,
that's gonna be the Testical Christmas. That's gonna be a.
Speaker 2 (21:09):
Terrible homemark movie.
Speaker 3 (21:10):
But it's gonna be hard to get into the emergency
room because there's gonna be like two doctors working at
seventy eight people testicless and.
Speaker 2 (21:20):
And the hernia thing I have been to.
Speaker 10 (21:22):
I've gone to two doctors saying, hey, man, I think
it's a hernia and they both tell me no, no hernia.
Speaker 2 (21:29):
So I don't understand. Did you show them?
Speaker 3 (21:32):
No?
Speaker 2 (21:33):
They didn't ask about that.
Speaker 3 (21:34):
That's not what you do with a doctor. You don't
go in and go all right, doc, ask me, ask
me whatever. No, you have to tell them every single
thing that's happening, Like you.
Speaker 4 (21:41):
Don't want a hernia christ.
Speaker 5 (21:43):
Okay, I mean there's so many good names for this movie.
Speaker 3 (21:49):
You have to go to the emergency room or you
have to go to one of these urgent cares, and
if it's bad bad, they will get you in faster
to somebody that can fix it. If it's not bad bad,
according to how they feel about your description of it,
they will make you wait and go to your ologist
on January twelfth, but honestly to a specialist that ain't
that long. Just calling cold calling.
Speaker 10 (22:11):
I don't understand how you have a practice, and if
someone is in dire need, they don't know how dire
you are. I'm go to my symptoms. I told the
girl in the front the ends of the phone.
Speaker 2 (22:20):
I'm like, listen, do you tell her the size of
the tennis ball? Like lie to them, say it's here,
to the emergency room or go to urgent carey.
Speaker 10 (22:26):
I feel like if I go to the mergenery in
the night, you did this in an emergency, Okay, but
then you know it's not an emergency and you can
wait till January twelfth, So which is it?
Speaker 5 (22:35):
Like You're like, you're mad that it's January twelfth, but
you don't want to go today.
Speaker 2 (22:39):
But i'd like I feel like the are people that
are dying. No if you break a leg, yeah, true,
but I didn't. I mean, and I could be dying.
That's that's very boss. It's freaking crazy. How morbid would
it be if he ends up six days bits on it?
Speaker 3 (22:56):
So, I don't know what you're gonna do, but this
is another day of us saying go to the emergency
right now. We will act out Christmas movies in a
segment called mass the Piece, Theatah Raymondo and I will
act out three movie scenes. You guys, write the answer down.
One's really easy, one's medium, one's hard, all Christmas movies.
Speaker 2 (23:17):
Here we go and action. Everybody in the family.
Speaker 3 (23:21):
Hates me, then maybe you should ask Santa for a
new family. I don't want another family. I don't want
any family. Family suck.
Speaker 2 (23:28):
Just stay up there. I don't want to see you
again for the rest of the night.
Speaker 3 (23:31):
I don't want to see you again for the rest
of my whole life. And I don't want to see
anybody else either. I hope you don't mean that you
feel pretty sad. If you woke up tomorrow morning. You
didn't have a family.
Speaker 2 (23:41):
No, I wouldn't then say it again. Maybe it will happen.
I hope I never see any of you jerks again. Scene. Wow,
thank you, that was super thank you. And these are
all Christmas movies. Yes, I'm in.
Speaker 3 (23:57):
Only Eddie Clapp, I jumped in. You gave us one
at the end, you gave us one Florida Gator.
Speaker 4 (24:02):
Che I was writing down my answer.
Speaker 2 (24:06):
I'm in for the wind.
Speaker 3 (24:08):
Yeah, good, Yeah, lunchbox home alone, Amy, home alone.
Speaker 2 (24:12):
Eddie, that's home alone. Correct, everybody's in. Let's go to
the medio movie and action. Who the heck are you?
What are you talking about? I'm Santa Claus. No you're not. Uh,
why of course I am? Ho ho?
Speaker 3 (24:27):
Well, if you're Santa? What song did I sing for
you on your birthday this year? Happy birthday?
Speaker 2 (24:31):
Of course? Oh? How old were your son? You discuss me?
How can you live with yourself? Just cool it, sippy?
You sit on the throne of lies. Look, I'm not kidding.
I'm a fake. I'm a fake. Yes, how'd you like
to be dead?
Speaker 3 (24:46):
Huh?
Speaker 2 (24:46):
You smell like beef and cheese. You don't smell like Santa. See,
I'm in and.
Speaker 10 (24:54):
I'm in for the wind, Amy, elf lunchbox, the Grinch
and I have Elf.
Speaker 2 (25:01):
It is elf lunchbox have been eliminated to remain. This
is the hard one.
Speaker 3 (25:09):
Well you look about the kind of angel I get?
Sort of a fallen angel, aren't you? What happened to
your wings? I haven't won my wings yet. That's why
I'm called an angel second class.
Speaker 2 (25:20):
I have to earn them. And you'll help me, will you?
Speaker 13 (25:23):
Sure?
Speaker 2 (25:24):
Sure?
Speaker 3 (25:24):
How by letting me help you? I know one way
you can help me. You don't happen to have eight
thousand bucks on you. No, we don't use money in heaven.
That comes real handy down here, bud.
Speaker 2 (25:36):
See this one's hard. I'men.
Speaker 4 (25:42):
Is this the one I brought up the other day?
And now I can't remember?
Speaker 2 (25:48):
I am in? Amy.
Speaker 4 (25:50):
It's a wonderful life, Eddie, It's.
Speaker 2 (25:52):
A wonderful life. Okay, good, good, good, let's do ready?
You have the tiebreakers?
Speaker 3 (25:59):
Yep, buzz in whenever you know it, Just say your
name and we'll stop the acting.
Speaker 2 (26:05):
Okay, here we go.
Speaker 3 (26:09):
It came without ribbons, it came without tags, It came
without packages.
Speaker 2 (26:12):
But Amy, Oh the.
Speaker 4 (26:15):
Grinch, that's still Christmas.
Speaker 2 (26:20):
Yeah, we'll give it to you there, all right, right,
let's act it out here.
Speaker 3 (26:24):
It came without ribbons, it came without tags, it came
without packages, boxes or bags.
Speaker 2 (26:28):
And he puzzled and puzzled till his puzzler was sore.
Then the Grinch thought of something he hadn't before.
Speaker 3 (26:34):
Maybe Christmas. He thought, it doesn't come from a store.
Maybe Christmas perhaps means a little more.
Speaker 2 (26:41):
There you go, see, wow, good job, Wow, right jumped
in there. Nice. You are a winner of Masterpiece thea
and I say it amy.
Speaker 4 (26:50):
Masterpiece theatore, master Piece Theater.
Speaker 3 (26:59):
Very exciting that one of us did on the show.
Got to see a heist in action and this hat
do you guys know about this yet? Now?
Speaker 2 (27:06):
Heist?
Speaker 4 (27:06):
I did?
Speaker 5 (27:07):
What I mean, it was right in front of my eyes,
except it was so good that I didn't actually see
it happen until they were like everyone was perplexed, Like
the salespeople were like, wait, this just happened.
Speaker 4 (27:19):
It's gone.
Speaker 5 (27:19):
So this guy is in front of us. We're looking
at jewelry in a case. My boyfriend and I are there.
It's like at an antique store. And the guy asks
for the case to be opened. So the woman opens
the case and then he says, hey, can you look
at that thing way down there? And he's pointing, so
she has to bend down and kind of go under
a shelf and get it. Well, while she's doing that,
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the shelf that's like at his hip level, which is
easy for his arm to get to, he goes gets
a bracelet and then puts in his pocket and she
shows him whatever and he's like, oh, okay, yeah, now
I'm good, and.
Speaker 4 (27:51):
Then he walks off leaves.
Speaker 5 (27:54):
Another salesperson saw him acting suspicious.
Speaker 4 (27:58):
And you know they have those big like we.
Speaker 5 (28:00):
Have here in the parking garage, those bigrs round mirrors
give you different angles. I guess the person working there
that also saw that he was suspicious, Like she saw the.
Speaker 4 (28:10):
Girl beIN down the thing, and she just said she
couldn't see exactly what he was doing, but that he
was just up to something.
Speaker 5 (28:16):
And at this particular antique place, like, there's different there's
different owners.
Speaker 2 (28:21):
Of each little booth.
Speaker 5 (28:22):
So they got on the phone with the person that
owns that booth and said, hey, on this shelf, what
bracelets did you have? And she started describing them and
then there was like this empty spot and they're like, yeah,
that's exactly that's where the bracelet was.
Speaker 4 (28:35):
He he did take it and he was out of there.
He was gone. But she was like, okay, I want
you to look at the footage. Let's pull the footage.
Speaker 5 (28:42):
So they do have cameras, and I don't know if
they're going to be able to track down the guy
or figure out who he.
Speaker 2 (28:45):
Is, but it was a heights. We were right there.
Speaker 5 (28:51):
What I'm just saying is we were looking in the
same case as the guy and then he asked for
it to be open.
Speaker 2 (28:56):
Saw him We saw him do that.
Speaker 5 (28:57):
Yeah, And then my warfriend are like, dang, he's good
because we didn't even see him swipe it. Like that's
how good he was because we were looking at like
another little section. But it all like the salesperson was
right in front of me bending down.
Speaker 2 (29:11):
They caught all them loove people, right, I think, so, yeah, but.
Speaker 4 (29:16):
This guy, it's clever, like but she started describing him, Okay,
you had this jacket, this beanie.
Speaker 5 (29:26):
I do think that this must be a method either
that has worked for him before or he thought I'm
gonna try this out and see if it works because
getting her to bend down, I mean, that was it
was brilliant. A little risky for him to do it
with us standing right there too, but we were busy,
like paying attention to other stuff. Like, there was no
reason for me to think that he even stole until
all the ruckus after.
Speaker 3 (29:46):
What would make me think he's on it before is
the fact that he was cool, calm and collected when
she came back up and he had in his pocket.
He just didn't take off running like a rockie and
it feels weird and just walks out. He gets up
and he's like, God, I don't think I'm gonna go
with that, but thank you Merry Christmas, than walked out.
Speaker 2 (30:00):
All the loop people have not been caught.
Speaker 4 (30:02):
Oh so they're not, so some of them have, right, Yeah.
Speaker 3 (30:05):
Authorities have arrested several suspects believed to be a part
of the four person commando team and their accomplices, totaling
around seven arrests. The fourth direct perpetrator is still at
large and the precious jewels still are gone.
Speaker 2 (30:17):
Oh wow, so that's success. Success. Do you think is
the anything about maybe possibly being in Tennessee good point.
Let's see if it's the same person, that's a good point.
It's time for the good news.
Speaker 5 (30:33):
So the city of McKinney, Texas, recently introduced the Grandma Stand,
which is a booth downtown where three rotating McKinney grandma's
offer comfort, conversation, and advice during the holiday season.
Speaker 2 (30:47):
They just sit up there and talking chills.
Speaker 4 (30:49):
The cutest thing you've ever heard of.
Speaker 5 (30:51):
Yeah, there stands in New York, Omaha, Denver, and now McKinney.
Speaker 2 (30:55):
There are multiple stands of grandma just hanging out.
Speaker 4 (30:58):
Yeah, and there's more locations planned.
Speaker 3 (31:01):
I was at the mall and I saw a Grandpa
or Santa Claus. Santa Claus has grandkids, right son, do
you think at this point?
Speaker 2 (31:06):
Yeah, he's a point. Yeah, look great, like look trim
like Santa Claus.
Speaker 3 (31:13):
If I saw Oh no it, I'm telling you he's
been doing some crossfits, stretch lab.
Speaker 2 (31:19):
I don't know what he's been doing, dop want.
Speaker 3 (31:20):
But yeah, maybe so Santa Claus look great. That's all
that's all I say, Grandpa Santa. But yeah, the Grandma's
stand looks good. Looks like a lemonade stand kind of yeah.
Speaker 4 (31:29):
So shout out to Mike Matthews.
Speaker 5 (31:31):
He started the Grandma's Stand project in twenty twelve in
New York and it was all inspired by his grandmother Eileen,
and she was involved in the project till she passed away.
And so it's something that's spreading and I just think
it is so precious.
Speaker 2 (31:44):
Yeah, it's good. All right, there you go. Good story.
That's what it's all about. That was telling me something good.
Wake up, wake up in the mall.
Speaker 8 (31:55):
And the radio heady and then lunchbox mor game too
to Steve red at it, trying to put you through fog.
Speaker 2 (32:07):
He's running this week's next week. The Bobby's on the box,
so you know what.
Speaker 8 (32:11):
This is the Bobby Ball.
Speaker 2 (32:19):
And now time for the Morning Corny. The Morning Corny.
Speaker 4 (32:25):
What goes? Oh, oh oh what Santa walking backwards?
Speaker 2 (32:34):
That was the Morning Corny Bobby Bones show. Sorry up today.
Speaker 14 (32:41):
This story comes us from Minneapolis, Maryland. Three twelve year
old girls decided to get in the Christmas spirit and
go caroling, ring a doorbell, jingle bells, jingle bells, and
the guy goes, what makes you think I want you singing?
And pulls out a gun. Get out of here, Chris
cheer there Wow, I mean, I can understand that. What
(33:02):
makes you think I want you singing, even though that's
not really how I live. But pulling out the gun,
I don't understand. Some people are just cranky.
Speaker 2 (33:09):
But the gun. Golly, how old are they? Twelve? Not
a threat? Oh that's terrible. Take his gun. Okay, I'm lunchbox.
That's your bonehead. Story of the day.
Speaker 3 (33:19):
A woman in Burtonsville, Maryland, sent her husband out to
buy a lottery ticket, and he brought the ticket home.
Didn't normally play the lottery, but hit fifty thousand dollars.
Speaker 4 (33:26):
Nice.
Speaker 2 (33:27):
Did anybody win the big one? It's tonight. Oh it
wasn't last night. No, man, there's just so many of these.
I get confused. On one night they do this stuff.
Speaker 3 (33:33):
She told the Maryland Lottery. She was having dinner at
her home. She felt an urge to buy a powerball ticket.
They didn't normally play the power ball.
Speaker 2 (33:40):
It was just an urge. Try to listen to our show.
We're talking about it. Yes, we talked about this.
Speaker 3 (33:45):
Every time it gets like a billion, the husband will
turn home with twenty bucks worth of quick tickets and
they hit for fifty thousand dollars. She said, you need
to sit down for this one. When she told him, though,
Winter said some of the money will go toward taking
a family vacation. It's at one point twenty five billion,
and the drawing is yeah, Wednesday, December seventeenth. Huh, somebody's
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gonna win, right, Eventually they may not win this one,
but eventually somebody will win.
Speaker 2 (34:09):
No, that would be crazy to win fifty thousand dollars
would be crazy. I played for a whole year.
Speaker 3 (34:13):
I did the math because my new year's resolution I
sat down last night, I kept tracking my tickets. My
new year's resolution was to play scratch offs and win
something over five hundred bucks.
Speaker 2 (34:23):
I didn't. I didn't have a single ticket.
Speaker 3 (34:25):
I bought over two hundred tickets at fifty bucks apiece,
and I ended up negative. After I had won some
like fifty bucks here, seventy five bucks there, ended up
losing like thirty six hundred dollars on the year.
Speaker 2 (34:42):
That's terrible, bad resolution.
Speaker 5 (34:45):
But you never really had a You never really had
a gut feeling to go buy one. You just made
the resolution like she had it.
Speaker 2 (34:50):
I bought her two hundred tickets and I still never
hit I know, but you didn't have the urge. I
had a lot of urges.
Speaker 3 (34:57):
I think you always have an urge and then if
it wins, you can It's like people that fell in
love a first sight. Do you know how many people
in your life that you see, you're super tracked to
and if you end up with them, you go, oh,
I knew immediately. But there were so many people that
you felt, oh, they're hot and you didn't end up with.
So you don't say that because it didn't work out
that way.
Speaker 2 (35:14):
I know what, though, I knew immediately immediately.
Speaker 5 (35:18):
You're also dated her for like twenty years before you
didn't know. You weren't even thinking about marriage.
Speaker 3 (35:25):
I wasn't, but.
Speaker 2 (35:27):
That she was the one that would give you the
ultimatum the area.
Speaker 3 (35:30):
Yeah, yeah, you guys can call us if you want
eight seven, seven seventy seven, Bobby.
Speaker 2 (35:35):
If I say Bill Fogerbaki that is, I have.
Speaker 4 (35:38):
No idea because I would remember that name foger.
Speaker 5 (35:41):
Baki, I don't know.
Speaker 3 (35:44):
He's the voice of Patrick Starr on SpongeBob. Oh okay,
so he played he was on Coach back in the day.
He played Dauber on Coach Oka.
Speaker 4 (35:52):
Know who that is?
Speaker 2 (35:53):
Yeah, Big blonde dude.
Speaker 3 (35:54):
And he's been Patrick Star for twenty five years, maybe
even thirty years at this point. They have a movie
coming out, the New SpongeBob Movie. But we interviewed him
on our Football show, and when you interview somebody that
does voice work, you never want to go, hey, do
the voice, so you got to kind of warm up
and then lure them in. But because I love SpongeBob,
i'd asked him, because he again he's the voice of
Patrick Starr, what is all time favorite joker line as
(36:16):
Patrick Starr.
Speaker 2 (36:17):
Is for my character?
Speaker 15 (36:19):
The one that just blew my mind when I saw
it in the storyboard when I was preparing for the record, was.
Speaker 13 (36:28):
The intermaganations on my mind or an enigma? And then
in the storyboard it showed it. It showed the visual
of a live action picture of milk spilling its contents
as Patrick said that, and he goes right into the
one tooth, open mouth drool.
Speaker 2 (36:48):
Afterward.
Speaker 15 (36:48):
That was fantastic.
Speaker 3 (36:50):
It was so fun to talk to a cartoon character.
And then I said, hey, what's a real memorable moment
from working on SpongeBob for again twenty five thirty years, Maybe.
Speaker 15 (36:58):
My favorite line of all time directly tied to the
performance of Roger Bumpus, who does Squidward. And that's in
the pilot where SpongeBob, to Squidward's consternation, is applying for
a job at the Krusty Krab, which is where Squidward
are already works, and he's really worried that mister Krabs
is going to hire him. And then he hears mister
(37:20):
Crabs not taking SpongeBob seriously and sending him on a
fool's errand saying, I want you to go get me
a spectator boy with it her Bo's attachments and and.
Speaker 16 (37:31):
All this stuff and and hi Hydro, and spongeboble yes, sir,
and he takes off, and then Squidward walks up to
Crabs and says, h Hydro, what oh, mister Crabs, your
horror ball.
Speaker 2 (37:53):
Bat line blew my mind.
Speaker 13 (37:55):
And Roger's performance is so perfect.
Speaker 3 (37:58):
I thought it wasn't so much fun. We did probably
forty minutes with him, I think, on our football podcast
called Lots to Say, which is up today you can
check it out.
Speaker 2 (38:05):
But it was so cool. Interviewing Patrick Starr.
Speaker 3 (38:07):
I've seen so many Spongebobs, not all of them, but
so many of them because you can watch as an
adult and think it's super funny. Yeah, there's a lot
of that hidden humor in there, so funny.
Speaker 2 (38:18):
You never watch SpongeBob.
Speaker 4 (38:19):
No, I watched it.
Speaker 5 (38:20):
Yeah, when I have a babysit too, because to your point,
something the kids would enjoy. And then I remember I
also enjoyed it. But I haven't dabbled in a long
Oh man, it is awesome.
Speaker 2 (38:31):
I hit me with voicemail three Ray.
Speaker 11 (38:33):
My husband had a hernia and it had fallen down
into his testicle and it was very sensitive. He had
to go and have surgery to get the hernia fit,
but they had to pull all the hernia stuff out
of his testicle. I just thought I would share Happy Holidays, Happy.
Speaker 2 (38:54):
Holidays, lunchbucks. Yeah, man, Mary Chris Mary us. Yeah, I don't.
Speaker 10 (38:58):
I guess maybe I'm confused. Falls down, what do they
what do they mean? Something falls down?
Speaker 2 (39:04):
So whatever is torn, whatever's in it falls down there.
Speaker 3 (39:10):
It's going down down to your Let me go to Kelly,
who's a nurse. By the way, if you're a new listener,
let's box that's pain in the stomach. It is now
and his left swollen testicle, and he tried to get
into a not an ecologist. What eurology, Yeah, eurology, So
they said, January twelfth. I think you were like, dude,
(39:32):
go go to like the quick minute clinic or urgent
or any of that stuff.
Speaker 2 (39:37):
Kelly, you're on, Hi Bobby, good morning studio.
Speaker 9 (39:41):
Listen.
Speaker 12 (39:43):
I'm a nurse and this was an emergent situation days ago.
Here's what's concerning. You have a swollen testicle. It's not typical.
If you have epidutomidais or some sort of infection or
whatever is causing your testicle to swell like this. It
may have been treatable. The longer you wait, the less
(40:06):
likelihood that it can be treated and you lose a testicle,
which again is at the end of the world. People
live with one testicle all the time. But what I'm
telling you is the longer you wait, the more you
put yourself at risk for what your options are to
fix it. In addition, is it's an infection of some kind,
it can become systemic and you could become septic. Like
(40:29):
this is a serious situation that does absolutely warrant a
visit to the emergency room. The emergency room is for
emergent situations. This lunchbox is an urgent situation.
Speaker 2 (40:42):
Thank you, Kelly.
Speaker 8 (40:42):
We agree.
Speaker 3 (40:43):
We've been telling him that he does not want to listen.
He didn't even want to tell the doctor that one
of his testicles was bigger than the other. He's like,
if I'm being totally honest, one's a lot bigger.
Speaker 2 (40:51):
Well, no, no, you have to be honest. Yeah. So
I'm Kelly. Thank you for calling and having concern.
Speaker 12 (40:58):
You're welcome, have a great day.
Speaker 2 (40:59):
Thank you. Oh man, is that what you want? You
want to lose a testicle?
Speaker 3 (41:04):
People have diedis President Garfield died of sepsis? He got shot,
really and they couldn't find the bullet and it ended
up not being the bullet that killed him.
Speaker 2 (41:12):
It was the sepsist that killed him. I don't know
what that is. I don't know what septis is. It's
like an infection that gets in your blood. Oh good job, dude,
But you may so. You said you know that you
need to go.
Speaker 4 (41:25):
This is all he talked about at the Christmas party
last night.
Speaker 3 (41:28):
I want to talk about the next segment because I
didn't go and everybody I was told that Mike and
I were the only two that didn't go to the party,
and I said, completely tracks with just all our personalities.
Speaker 2 (41:38):
So I do want to talk about the Christmas party
that you guys went to last night.
Speaker 4 (41:40):
Yeah, I mean it was like, you know, we're trying
to eat and he's well.
Speaker 2 (41:44):
Everybody asked me about it. Sorry, topic conversation. Even wanted
a toast about it, he did.
Speaker 3 (41:50):
Okay, we'll talk about it in a second. How many
ways can you say marry Christmas? Similar ish?
Speaker 2 (41:57):
What else could you say?
Speaker 15 (41:58):
Uh?
Speaker 4 (42:00):
Happy holidays?
Speaker 2 (42:01):
One?
Speaker 4 (42:01):
Go ahead, Felice navidad Mexico.
Speaker 2 (42:04):
Okay, good love it. It's not really a language thing,
but I do like that, and that kind of counts
unless you say it. It's kind of weird.
Speaker 3 (42:10):
If you're walking around with you going Felicie navi Dodd,
you're like, why is the white girl yelling Spanish? If
you're seeing it's different because the song gets stuck in
your head.
Speaker 2 (42:16):
I'll accept it. Go ahead, Okay, Happy Christmas. No, that
didn't make the last.
Speaker 5 (42:29):
To you and yours?
Speaker 4 (42:31):
No very merry and bright.
Speaker 2 (42:34):
No, Now you're just doing lyrics from Christmas songs.
Speaker 5 (42:36):
Oh, joyful holidays, joy to the world.
Speaker 2 (42:41):
Yeah, no amazing grace. Yeah, have a HOLLI jolly Christmas. Okay,
so take a breath, take a breath.
Speaker 4 (42:48):
Yeah, I have no idea. I don't.
Speaker 2 (42:49):
This is so you have happy holidays and you have
flise Navidad, not.
Speaker 4 (42:53):
This because to me, this is for the devil. But
marry Xmas.
Speaker 2 (42:56):
But X is the sign of Christ. That's literally what
that means.
Speaker 4 (42:59):
I was being sarcastic.
Speaker 2 (43:00):
I don't think people know that. The only people know that. Sorry,
people don't know that, all right.
Speaker 5 (43:05):
For people that don't know that, I was being sarcastic
because when I was little, I was so terrified to
shorten it to Xmas because same I thought, I go
to hill Im pretty sure my pastor did an entire
sermon on it.
Speaker 2 (43:16):
Yes, and people be like, do not allow x miss
but x is literally the sign of Christ.
Speaker 5 (43:21):
Yeah, And you know, just because how I was, I
would put Christ in all caps and then.
Speaker 4 (43:25):
Do m a s lowercase.
Speaker 3 (43:29):
In case they're wondering about you, the parly case, just
in case, Hey Peter, she's good, she did all caps.
Speaker 2 (43:34):
She's you have any other ones here?
Speaker 4 (43:37):
Let's see, uh holidays.
Speaker 3 (43:42):
I really don't By the way, for those that want
to fact check me for those that want to go
X means whatever. The X and X mess is a
Christian symbol representing the first letter GI or X, the
Greek word for Christ, which is I can't pronounce it.
Speaker 2 (44:00):
Something like that close. Yeah, so it's a root of Christ.
Speaker 3 (44:06):
But yes, I was also told growing up, don't do
exomas because that means you're taking Christ out of Christmas.
Speaker 2 (44:12):
But that's not what it is. Yeah, okay, Eddie, anything
else for America seasons? Yes, that's number two one. Yeah,
but that's all I got. Seasons greeting like, that's tough. Seasons, agreed,
there are more.
Speaker 3 (44:23):
Do you know how I start every email greetings greetings,
every email, every single one of them, like since when,
probably three or four years. I like to I like
to have consistency in the formula with how I do things,
and so I can be told that I seem short
on emails without a lot of fluff, and so I
(44:44):
always greetings dot dot dot, And it's very it's distinct.
It's formal, like it feels retro more than formal.
Speaker 2 (44:52):
Like you're writing you're riding it in a suit in
the fifties, in the fifties. That's what it feels like. Yeah,
any anything else?
Speaker 3 (44:58):
There are two two, there's only really two more on
the list. The other ones I don't really consider real. Okay,
you have merry Christmas, police, happy Holidays, seasons, greetings, joyful tidings.
Speaker 2 (45:11):
Oh that's old.
Speaker 4 (45:12):
Oh you'll tie.
Speaker 3 (45:14):
You're just saying a word warmest wishes. I don't feel
like that counts as merry Christmas. No, I could send
warm wishes in any part of the yes.
Speaker 5 (45:23):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (45:25):
Then they also have stupid ones like may your days
be merry and bright. You're just picking words from a
Christmas song.
Speaker 2 (45:29):
That pot that's definitely a song. Yeah, I don't know
if you guess thought.
Speaker 4 (45:34):
No, I just keep it traditional Merry Christmas.
Speaker 3 (45:37):
Yeah, yeah, all right. A voicemail from another female named Darren.
Speaker 2 (45:44):
We had this whole talk. We've never met a female
named Darren.
Speaker 17 (45:46):
This is the female Darren. I am not.
Speaker 2 (45:52):
It's not sure where to even start.
Speaker 17 (45:54):
I'm in shock that my fourteen year old daughter left
that voicemail. I have had the boy's name there in
my whole life. So I'm forty two and never have
met another female Darren. So just wanted to call and
follow up by I feel like.
Speaker 3 (46:12):
A Darren should have a mustache girl, just any Darren.
I feel like that's the most mustache name in that
and Frank Darren and Frank you almost got to have
a mustache with those names. So that's the only female Darren.
Speaker 2 (46:24):
I guess. Thank you for the call. Appreciate that. All right,
let's go next one.
Speaker 8 (46:28):
I agree with Lunchbogs. You know, I so many teachers
have second jobs because they have so much time off.
To have a second job, you probrate their salary for
a full year. Just imagine how big that salary would be.
Go Lunchbog.
Speaker 2 (46:42):
He's now.
Speaker 3 (46:44):
So loud about this. People are joining up with him.
And see, if you just have an opinion, it can
be the dumbest opinion ever. There are still people that
will be on your side. This is how the internet works.
You just yell it loud enough long enough and people
will go, you know what, guy's got a point, So
all right, anything you want.
Speaker 10 (47:00):
I mean, he didn't make a valid point. I didn't
even think about it. For as little as they work,
they make a lot of money. Everybody say, oh, they
don't get paid enough. Whoa make quite a bit of
cash for six months of work.
Speaker 2 (47:10):
Okay, you know, you know it's more than six months.
We know it's more than six months. Like now you're
minimizing how many months, So it's I think it's even
more than it used to be.
Speaker 4 (47:19):
Nine months, yeah, or more.
Speaker 3 (47:21):
We respect our teachers, We love our teachers. We wish
they got paid more. Especially if you want our students
to be smarter and live productive lives. You lead us
in the next generation. You don't want idiots raising idiots.
Speaker 4 (47:31):
Yeah, we need quality.
Speaker 3 (47:33):
Yes, that's correct. Okay, thank you, We're done. We will
see you tomorrow by everybody. The Bobby Bones Show theme song, written,
produced and saying by read Yarberry. You can find his
instagram at read Yarberry, Scuba Steve executive producer, Raymondo, head
of Production.
Speaker 2 (47:53):
I'm Bobby Bones. My instagram is mister Bobby Bones. Thank
you for listening to the podcast.
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