Bobby shared a story about a TN congressman who said he doesn’t use straws: ‘That’s what the women in my house do’. We debate if using a straw is feminine or not. We get a final update on the listener who thought she was being scammed while trying to buy a rabbit. Amy revealed what new thing is now part of her family. Lunchbox brought us a new edition of 'Woman are Crazy' where we find out why a seemingly normal woman set a man on fire. We played a round of Never Gonna Get It where the question is: According to a recent survey, the typical woman will do this about 1460 times per year. What is it?
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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Good transmitting.
Speaker 2 (00:07):
This good.
Speaker 3 (00:11):
What's up? Everybody?
Speaker 1 (00:11):
Welcome to Wednesday Show more in a studio. All right,
this is the most interesting segment in the world today.
Starbucks has a drink that induces labor. What does it
actually work?
Speaker 4 (00:23):
Though?
Speaker 1 (00:23):
As the question, this woman's thirty weeks pregnant. She heard
about the drink and her name is Lindsay Hull underscore
on TikTok and here she is talking about it.
Speaker 5 (00:30):
Apparently Starbucks has this drink that is supposed to be
labor inducing. I am sure it doesn't actually work. I
can't imagine this is what actually puts people in labor.
But like I said, I'm willing to try literally anything.
Give this drink a try. Okay, So this is a
Venti iced Passion Tango tea with pineapple refresher base and
four splendid packets. Okay, No, that's actually so good. I
(00:51):
would drink this even if I wasn't pregnant trying to
go into labor. That's delicious.
Speaker 3 (00:57):
So we didn't hear if she had the baby or
not yet. It was a good drink.
Speaker 1 (01:00):
Yeah, there was something called engagement Chicken, and my wife
did the recipe once on YouTube and I didn't know
that's what it was called, and had the chicken, and
I proposed it worked.
Speaker 3 (01:11):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (01:11):
I think you just make the chicken so good that
the dude's like, I need to marry this.
Speaker 3 (01:15):
I'm gonna keep eating this chicken.
Speaker 1 (01:16):
Yeah. But again, no word yet on if this drink
induces labor. But it's a Vinti iced Passion tango tea
with pineapple refresher and splendor good luck. Next up, the
ultimate revenge. This ex girlfriend fills the gas tank with concrete.
This is messed up. This is messed up. I just
want to say it. Here's a clip of someone looking
(01:37):
at the gas tank valve that is filled with hardened concrete.
There's a lot of bleeps because you'd bleep too if
you looked at yours and there's concrete in your gas tank.
Speaker 3 (01:44):
It's from it's gone viral. Go ahead, threw some crazy
to cook concrete in this student's gas tank. You can't
even close.
Speaker 1 (01:52):
This is all concrete.
Speaker 3 (01:58):
That's crazy. That's not good. I mean cars ruined, right.
Speaker 1 (02:01):
Yes, ruin ruin. If you put liquid in there, that's
not gas. The whole cars not run, but a major
part of the cars run. That's terrible. Okay, this is
the bed Rock Challenge. Whoever can stay in bed the
longest gets one thousand dollars.
Speaker 3 (02:18):
Oh I win that.
Speaker 1 (02:20):
This company called Cozy Earth is seeing who on their
team can stay in bed the longest, and they keep
upping the prize money.
Speaker 3 (02:27):
Again. This from Cozy Earth on TikTok.
Speaker 6 (02:29):
We started with five of our employees to see who
can stay in bed the longest and win the one
thousand dollars prize.
Speaker 1 (02:35):
And let's not.
Speaker 6 (02:36):
Forget they are expected to do their normal day jobs.
Our CEO up the stakes when he doubled the prize
fund to two thousand dollars, adding five hundred dollars for
each individual night.
Speaker 3 (02:44):
After that, at the.
Speaker 6 (02:45):
Twenty four hour mark, Brooklyn and will have left the challenge.
If our TikTok account gets up to one hundred k followers,
he will add five K to the prize fund. So
support our competitors, give us a follow and tune in
on our lives and videos to see who will be
crowned the bed rock Champion.
Speaker 3 (03:00):
They're literally is laying in bed working. That's cool, that's
great promotion. That's interesting.
Speaker 1 (03:04):
I don't even know what Cozy Earth was but they are.
They're just laying in the bed, just chilling, and they
got to be there. There is I was looking at
this instagram of the world's quietest room, and so if
you can stay in it for twenty four hours, you
win a million dollars. Nobody's lasted over I think seventeen minutes.
Speaker 3 (03:23):
Why because it's so quiet. Well, what happens is it's
so quiet.
Speaker 1 (03:27):
Apparently people start to hear their heartbeat, their organs, and
they eventually get a headache because the room is so
quiet and all of your sounds outside your body gets
so loud.
Speaker 3 (03:38):
No one's lasted over seventeen minutes. That's weird.
Speaker 6 (03:40):
This is so hard.
Speaker 3 (03:41):
Yeah, but it was like that house.
Speaker 1 (03:42):
I didn't believe even that was like, if you can
get all it through the haunted House, you win ten
thousand dollars.
Speaker 3 (03:46):
I'm like, no way, that's real.
Speaker 1 (03:47):
And then we find out that people are signing waivers
that are like twenty pages long. Yeah, and they're having
their teeth pulled out and stuff. I don't doubt anything anymore.
Next this pass it in a couple was robbed of
nine thousand dollars they had just withdrawn to buy their
son a car, so they took the money. They have
it they're driving away, they were followed Caesar and Jenny
(04:10):
Vasquez that they've been saving for months in order to
make the purchase.
Speaker 3 (04:13):
This is from ABC thirteen Houston's TikTok.
Speaker 4 (04:15):
After months of saving, this was going to be the
day Caesar and Jenny Vosquiz bought their son a car.
They were headed to make that purchase when they made
a last minute stop for food at the La Montagna
meat market in Pasadena. While they're inside, this guy SLINKs up,
smashes their window and takes nine thousand dollars in cash.
They say they just got on the money from the
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teller at this Wells Fargo on Spencer.
Speaker 6 (04:38):
Highway, and then he's all like, do you want that
nine thousand dollars in twenties or one hundreds?
Speaker 3 (04:43):
And we were just like, can you say it any louder?
I don't think they heard you outside, So they.
Speaker 4 (04:48):
Now believe it's possible someone was listening and following They
needed that money, and God said that's fine, We'll let
them have it.
Speaker 3 (04:56):
So I forgive him for taking him.
Speaker 1 (04:58):
And now today I guess you walk out with I don't.
Speaker 3 (05:01):
Forget if we're taking it, that's so sad.
Speaker 1 (05:02):
Why would the teller who's worked in that bank a
long time unless and I don't know this is true,
So I'm just gonna do a little speculation, pure, pure,
pure speculation that why is tell heer s how much
money that is?
Speaker 3 (05:12):
And well out loud? Well you have to ask them
what the bills you want?
Speaker 1 (05:17):
You don't say nine thousand dollars or twenties or hundreds
or yeah, says very low.
Speaker 6 (05:23):
Are you speculating that they said it loud?
Speaker 3 (05:25):
Yes?
Speaker 6 (05:26):
What do you come up with another word? Like yeah, sure, oh,
I'm sure I'm hungry.
Speaker 1 (05:32):
Unless you're just a dumb dumb But these people are
also dumb dumbs to leave it in their car where
they stop and get something to eat.
Speaker 7 (05:37):
Like, if you've got nine thousand dollars, you're you're dumb dumb.
Speaker 3 (05:41):
It didn't matter though, because it doesn't make it okay.
It doesn't make.
Speaker 1 (05:46):
It okay to steal just because you left it in
the car, right like, it literally doesn't.
Speaker 7 (05:51):
They said they broke the window, Like if they're not
in the car, why would you leave nine thousands?
Speaker 8 (05:55):
You're not thinking people know you have nine that it
doesn't matter thousand dollars.
Speaker 1 (05:59):
I'm never just leaving it in the Yeah, I think
you're talking about two completely different things. I don't think
it makes them a little I don't think it makes
them in the wrong even one percent more because they
actually left.
Speaker 3 (06:08):
It in the car.
Speaker 6 (06:09):
I mean, listen to their hearts. He's sort of like,
I guess they needed it more than we did. Like
he probably believes most people are good.
Speaker 1 (06:17):
I think it's kind of dumb to leave in the car,
but I don't think it makes it a little more
okay to steal from them because they left it in
the car.
Speaker 7 (06:22):
Like, well, they got what they deserve. I'm not saying
they got what they deserve. But we can't blame it
all in the teller. We don't even know. No, we
don't blame it all on the teller. I just speculated
that somebody heard it. Why would the teller say it
that loud?
Speaker 6 (06:32):
How many hundreds do you We're only blaming on the
people that stole it.
Speaker 1 (06:35):
Yes, that's the only person getting the blank And are
you protecting them lunchbox.
Speaker 7 (06:39):
No, I'm just saying that whenever followed people from the bank.
Whenever I go to the bank, and you get money out,
they ask you, do you want big bills or small bills?
Speaker 3 (06:46):
Yeah, but they say like this, it's like big big
big bills are small bills.
Speaker 7 (06:49):
Or you're like, I'm there to get a with draw,
how much do you want? And they make you and
you say it?
Speaker 3 (06:52):
Did you not hear the people say?
Speaker 1 (06:54):
They said it so loud that they were like, hey,
why not say it to everybody in the whole place.
Speaker 3 (06:58):
I just think that's normal bank protocol because.
Speaker 7 (07:00):
When I got how much I want to get?
Speaker 3 (07:02):
Not loud?
Speaker 6 (07:03):
No lunchbucks once it loud because he likes roople to know.
Speaker 1 (07:06):
Bobs Okay, that's only four or fives sir, Okay.
Speaker 9 (07:15):
It's snous sinbo.
Speaker 2 (07:22):
Of a question to be.
Speaker 1 (07:31):
Hello, Bobby Bones. Me and my wife been married for
over five years. I recently saw an email from her
ex boyfriend reminding her of something they shared in the past.
It wasn't anything romantic, but just the thought of them
communicating by email is a little concerning. Should I be concerned?
Do I bring it up and ask why she's emailing him?
Speaker 3 (07:48):
At work?
Speaker 1 (07:49):
For context, We've had issues with her texting and talking
to Xes behind my back. I mean, they're ex for
a reason, right, I'm not sure what to do or
how to approach this.
Speaker 3 (07:57):
Please help signed. Should I be concerned?
Speaker 1 (08:00):
So I would say no until you got to the
point of we've had this issue before, because I don't
think you should be concerned if it's never an issue.
But you can always communicate, communicate about something even if
you're not concerned about it. If you're curious about it,
you can communicate about something. So you could always go
into it that way, like I'm curious, why not, I'm concerned?
Speaker 3 (08:20):
Why?
Speaker 1 (08:20):
However, for context, we've had issues with this before, Yes,
Now you should be concerned.
Speaker 3 (08:29):
Because you've had issues before. Amy, Yeah, I.
Speaker 6 (08:31):
Think that's the that's the reddish flag there.
Speaker 8 (08:36):
Because at first I was like, oh, okay, an innocent email,
but then.
Speaker 1 (08:41):
Yeah, and you can be curious about an email from
an ex if it's your wife, Yeah, absolutely, not being
angry like oh.
Speaker 8 (08:47):
Wow, they email because maybe they could have texted or called,
or they only emailing because they don't know how to
get a hold of her any other way.
Speaker 1 (08:53):
Now, how you may get in trouble yourself for this
is the I recently saw an email from her ex
boyfriend to see it because that gets flipped on you
pretty quick, like if you were to see it, but
you are like snooping, that's a way for them to
again divert attention to the real problem and put it
back on you.
Speaker 3 (09:12):
And you're like you're talking to an X again. You're like,
we're in my email.
Speaker 1 (09:15):
Then you're fifty to fifty year stale made and nobody,
nothing gets accomplished. So if you like saw it in
a way that's legitimate, I think that helps the case.
But I don't think it's totally fifty to fifty and
that you both have an argument if she's been busted before,
because you can always meet that with we've had this
issue before, and yeah, I'm a little more vigilant than normal.
(09:38):
So yes, you should be concerned, and you should bring
it up, and you should be very direct about it.
It is going to be uncomfortable, but you have to
have this uncomfortable situation happen, so hopefully you get to
a more comfortable situation.
Speaker 3 (09:50):
Who's this stupid X. She's married?
Speaker 1 (09:52):
Leave he alone, dude, it's not email, it's not even
the ex's fault. But also just leave her alone, all right,
close it up.
Speaker 3 (09:58):
And now lunchbox pretty women are crazy. Right here we go.
There's a twenty four year old woman.
Speaker 7 (10:04):
She's drinking with the dudes all night, you know, hanging out.
Speaker 3 (10:08):
It's like three or four in the morning.
Speaker 7 (10:09):
She's starting to get a little tipsy, and one of
the guys tells her, Hey, if you can't handle and
drinking with the boys, stay in the kitchen.
Speaker 3 (10:17):
Well why would he say that, it's just being funny.
Ain't very funny? Go ahead, So she.
Speaker 7 (10:21):
Went into the garage, got gay, sleping, poured on him
and let.
Speaker 3 (10:23):
Him on fire. Oh that's not funny either. I thought
you were gonna say, house, Oh my goodness, now let
him burn fifty five percent of his body. Oh my gosh.
Speaker 7 (10:31):
She was in a coma for like seven days. Oh
and now he can't go out in the sun.
Speaker 3 (10:38):
Oh man, that's crazy. It is crazy.
Speaker 6 (10:41):
That is very very cool because he made a joke.
Speaker 3 (10:43):
But I feel like a man would do this.
Speaker 1 (10:45):
It's not all because he made a joke to it. Like,
first of all, it's not all because he made a joke.
She was already somewhere close regardless.
Speaker 3 (10:54):
I know she was hanging out with the boys. He wasn't.
I feel like this was.
Speaker 1 (10:57):
A very unhealthy situation anyway, to level we don't even understand,
because nobody I know that drinks a little bit decides
to go and pour gas on somebody and light them
on fire, right right, But it.
Speaker 7 (11:07):
Wasn't a little bits, a lot of bit all night
with the boys, and she was starting to get a
little tipsy, and he said, if you can't handle it,
stay in the kitchen making scones.
Speaker 3 (11:13):
Oh you didn't add that far.
Speaker 1 (11:15):
Now scones are scones?
Speaker 8 (11:17):
Seems so sophisticated, and the act of the gasoline seems
so trashy, Like I'm confused, you know.
Speaker 3 (11:24):
But she went out, got the gasoline poured on him,
and wow.
Speaker 1 (11:28):
Do you think this is directly because women in general
are crazy? Are crazy? Yeah, this is not just one
specific human.
Speaker 3 (11:36):
No.
Speaker 1 (11:36):
And she's twenty four and she's not ugly, and what
does that have to do with that?
Speaker 3 (11:40):
Nothing. Well, I'm just saying I'm looking at.
Speaker 7 (11:43):
Her like, dang, this girl is going to go to
prison for a long time. She's not gonna be that
pretty when she looks so normal.
Speaker 3 (11:49):
That's what I was saying.
Speaker 1 (11:53):
This is.
Speaker 6 (11:57):
No way she didn't do that.
Speaker 3 (11:59):
She did not guilty.
Speaker 1 (12:01):
No dare if I'm on the joy she looks too normal.
Speaker 6 (12:04):
She definitely looks like she'd be bacon scones.
Speaker 3 (12:07):
That dang Misogynesa Gamy.
Speaker 6 (12:09):
Oh he in the kitchen, she looks like a lovely lady.
Speaker 8 (12:15):
Wow, not one that would set her boyfriend or whoever
on fire.
Speaker 1 (12:18):
Corby Jean Walpole twenty four played guilty the lighting her
friend on fire after he made the remark on January seventh,
twenty twenty four.
Speaker 3 (12:26):
According to the report, holy moly.
Speaker 7 (12:28):
Yeah, no, no, no, And they've been friends for years. It's
not like this is just some guy she met. They've
been like good friends for years.
Speaker 3 (12:34):
Not his first joke, then, I imagine I wouldn't think.
You know, what just proves Oh here we go, Jock.
What does it prove? Women are crazy? Guys say with me?
I can't say.
Speaker 1 (12:46):
I can't. I can't say that. I don't think she
represents all women know, And I feel like a dude
would totally do something like this. I feel like a
dude would see her and still date her even after
this story is about because guys will take a.
Speaker 7 (12:58):
Certain crazy that's pretty far crazy.
Speaker 3 (13:02):
Yeah, but women are crazy? No?
Speaker 1 (13:05):
But is she hot enough in your opinion to take
that crazy.
Speaker 7 (13:09):
I need to see the body because the face.
Speaker 6 (13:14):
Right now, people are crazy.
Speaker 3 (13:18):
I know women are crazy.
Speaker 1 (13:19):
And that was Lunchbox presents women are crazy.
Speaker 3 (13:23):
It's time for the good news.
Speaker 1 (13:25):
Lunchbox.
Speaker 3 (13:29):
Dave NuGen is for Ohio.
Speaker 7 (13:31):
He loves bicycles and likes fixing them up, and so
he can get old bicycles, fix them up.
Speaker 3 (13:36):
And he gives them away.
Speaker 7 (13:38):
And that's how he got the name the Brookville Bicycle Man.
Speaker 3 (13:41):
That's like a mass murderer killing people. Yeah, no good,
I like it.
Speaker 7 (13:45):
But he goes around and he gets old bikes that
are thrown out, discarded adults and children's bikes, fix them up,
and then every few months he says, hey, man, give
them away. Tomorrow, come by get a free bike. And
they go about an hour and they're all gone. How
cool would that be? Free bikes?
Speaker 3 (14:01):
Cool?
Speaker 1 (14:01):
Well, what's the coolest thing for him is because he
was doing it for very selfless reasons. When you officially
get a nickname, that's pretty cool. The Brookville Bicycle Man.
It doesn't matter what it is, as long as it's
not like t bone or something. Oh that's yours, which
was mine in high school hated it. It is terrible to
the Brookville bicycle Man. Great job, and I.
Speaker 7 (14:19):
Don't know any relations of Ted, I'm not sure, but
the same last name, Nugent.
Speaker 3 (14:24):
He went all the way back to that Ted Nugent.
I'm surprised he knows. Isn't that somebody? It is somebody, Yeah,
but I didn't remember. There you go. He sings cat
scratch Fever. I've heard that one before.
Speaker 1 (14:37):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (14:38):
Is he in a band? I think even sings catscratched fever.
I'm not sure. I would bet on it, but I
wouldn't like bet a lot.
Speaker 6 (14:44):
Does he like a Vegas guy Noroit?
Speaker 1 (14:47):
He's the MotorCity bad man Ted Nugent. Oh, he has
a nickname too, Yeah.
Speaker 7 (14:50):
Yeah, saying look at this Brookville bicycle Man related.
Speaker 1 (14:56):
So Ted Nugent does have cat Scratch Fever from nineteen
seventy seven, also in the Ted Nugent catalog.
Speaker 3 (15:03):
Can you name any other song?
Speaker 10 (15:04):
No, I mean, I you say it, I'll probably know it,
but no, clearly.
Speaker 1 (15:09):
I'm looking at one hundred of them and we know
them all. Probably their song called Jailbait from nineteen eighty one.
I don't even want to listen to that because I
don't have my door kicked in Ted Nudge.
Speaker 3 (15:21):
I know they call him the Nude, right, like something
like the Nude Yeah, okay his no.
Speaker 1 (15:27):
See Lunchbox did this by bringing this back up strangle
Holds number one.
Speaker 3 (15:31):
Here we go. Huh that's from my phone. Okay.
Speaker 1 (15:44):
It sounds like a beer commercial, like this is playing
in the background of a pool hall.
Speaker 3 (15:51):
We know this one? Yeah, you know this one. I
don't know.
Speaker 1 (15:56):
Anyway, Lunchbox, Thanks, you're welcome. Thanks totally diverted that big
shout out to the MotorCity bike.
Speaker 3 (16:01):
Man Brookville bicycle Man. There we go that song, jailbait.
Listen to this.
Speaker 1 (16:06):
No, no, I don't care if you're just thirteen. No,
we're not going to play one.
Speaker 3 (16:13):
I'm doing the next segment. We should do songs. This
feel creepy, feel creepy.
Speaker 1 (16:18):
That is creepy.
Speaker 3 (16:19):
Yeah, what has to feel creepy to be creepy? This
is creepy. But come back, Okay, Lunchbox, that's what it's
all about. That was telling me something good.
Speaker 1 (16:28):
I never thought using a straw was masculine or feminine,
but there's a congressman from Tennessee who says straws that's
what the women in my house do.
Speaker 3 (16:42):
Say that.
Speaker 1 (16:43):
Representative Tim Burchett said in a recent interview that he
does not use straws, telling Fox News that this is
quote what women in my house do. The Fox News
producer asked lawmakers in both chambers of Congress on Thursday
about rules for men and bird shit said men should
not drink out of straw with straws in public or
(17:06):
at all. I don't drink out of a straw. Brother,
that's what the women in my house do.
Speaker 3 (17:10):
Oh, he said, Brother, he did at the beginning of that. Yeah,
that makes sense.
Speaker 1 (17:13):
W k r N with the story question, is it
feminine to use a straw? No, you're a.
Speaker 8 (17:19):
Girl though, Well, I'm saying I don't look at a
man and think, oh, what a feminine man.
Speaker 6 (17:25):
He's using a straw.
Speaker 3 (17:26):
Got it, got it?
Speaker 4 (17:27):
Got it?
Speaker 6 (17:27):
I feel like I have an opinion about it.
Speaker 1 (17:29):
Yeah, you're a girl, though yours is different. Oh, because
you're going to be more accepting.
Speaker 8 (17:34):
Okay, I just have not. I never thought this was
the thing. Y'all use straws, don't you.
Speaker 3 (17:39):
I love a straw, you love.
Speaker 11 (17:43):
I can't get it into my mouth fast enough. Also,
if you just have like a glass of water and
like no lid, no nothing. You're not in a fast
food place? Do you look for a straw to drink
it out of?
Speaker 3 (17:55):
I will quickly monitor the area see if I can
find a draw. That's a bad look. That's not good.
It's a bad look, Morgan, what do you think?
Speaker 6 (18:06):
It's funny that this is coming up?
Speaker 12 (18:08):
Because my boyfriends had to start using my Stanley because
he lost his water bottle. And it's kind of funny
now I make fun of him because.
Speaker 6 (18:14):
He walks around streaking out of a straw. In is
Stanley and.
Speaker 3 (18:16):
That looks funny.
Speaker 6 (18:17):
Well, Stanley's from them, Yeah, okay, edge maybe yeah, okay,
you can't. You can do a straw, but you can't stand.
Speaker 3 (18:30):
Now like where she's coming from.
Speaker 1 (18:32):
Okay, So if I'm going to use a mug or
a Stanley or something, if I'm going to like go
to somebody's house to play pickleball, went to somebody and
we have like a cabinet with like six or seven
of them, I always try to grab some one of
the straw or the handle or the flip up that
I can suck on.
Speaker 3 (18:49):
That's okay, that's okay. What's the difference.
Speaker 7 (18:52):
Now, the flip up is just part of the contraption.
The straw sticking way out looks real weird.
Speaker 1 (18:57):
So the flip ups suck is okay, but the straw
suck isn't.
Speaker 6 (19:01):
You probably just should get a screw cap.
Speaker 3 (19:03):
See I knew that. Hey, I knew she comes, I
know you say it.
Speaker 7 (19:06):
I don't I mind is screw the lark is a screw.
Speaker 3 (19:10):
I don't know if I have a flipbull.
Speaker 1 (19:12):
You do, like I want a straw?
Speaker 3 (19:15):
Oh, that's my bike one. My bike one is a
flip up because when you're riding, you got to squirt
in your mouth. Yeah, you squirt.
Speaker 6 (19:21):
That's a good idea.
Speaker 3 (19:22):
You said the red light you squirted.
Speaker 6 (19:24):
You should get a squirt one because you don't want
to put your lips on that.
Speaker 1 (19:28):
You guys looking at me now, judge, are you changing
your mind?
Speaker 6 (19:35):
I think you could get a squirreld or a screw run.
Speaker 3 (19:37):
Are you changing your mind about straws?
Speaker 6 (19:39):
I'm sort of changing her mind about straws.
Speaker 8 (19:40):
Like, if we're talking like fast food, you've got a straw,
no problem. But if you're actively seeking out a straw
at home for.
Speaker 1 (19:47):
Your comp I do we have glass straws. Yeah, I
like to drink out of at home because I don't
want to waste all the plastic. Why do you need
a straw at home? I just like sucking the See
that's it right there. So you guys think this guy's
(20:07):
onto something.
Speaker 10 (20:08):
Maybe, well not necessarily because it's not every straw, Like
Amy said, a fast food place, Hey, what are you
gonna do? Take the lid off? And no, it's already
a straw, like drink it. You're in your house though.
Speaker 1 (20:21):
He said, that's what the women in my house do.
But I guess he means it's the women that lives
there though, not just in the house. But if you
came over and I was drinking a drink and added
a straw in my house, you guys would think that
was weird.
Speaker 3 (20:33):
Yeah, a little bit.
Speaker 6 (20:34):
I kind of feel like anything to see it.
Speaker 3 (20:35):
No, it's weird, Amy, No one sits around.
Speaker 6 (20:37):
With I mean, if you're grabbing for a Stanley, yes,
that's weird.
Speaker 10 (20:41):
Like when you're like trying to drink out of it,
do you get your tongue to like find it first?
Speaker 1 (20:46):
Because then we got problems probably, But again I can
also see it. I guess if it's dark, but if
I can see it, no, I just go right in
my mouth.
Speaker 6 (20:57):
Yeah. Like, if you're sick and you can't move your
head and you're in bed, then yeah, you can use
the straw.
Speaker 7 (21:02):
Yeah, or dark You're like, if you have a bunch
of casts and you can't move your and they need
to put cool like you're in your bed ridden, I
get it.
Speaker 1 (21:10):
Okay, So then let me ask again, since we've talked
this out a little bit, is using a straw feminine?
Speaker 3 (21:15):
Just generally speaking?
Speaker 8 (21:16):
Gosh, I did not think so at the beginning of this,
but I, you know, have the right to change my mind.
Speaker 3 (21:22):
So sometimes they don't have a straw and they only
have the little coffee stirs. They have a straw. I'll
use that as Yeah, I justn't really like.
Speaker 1 (21:29):
A straw in a little teeny tiny sometimes. Yeah, yeah, okay.
Is using a straw feminine? Aiming your final vote? Yes, Morgan,
it is.
Speaker 3 (21:40):
I'm gonna go with Youah, yeah, it is.
Speaker 6 (21:43):
Wow, But this is not I don't I don't even know.
I'm gonna say it was a politician.
Speaker 3 (21:48):
Yeah, I know, you're the only one. I'm going to
go It is not feminine?
Speaker 6 (21:52):
Yes, this is not I'm not I don't want us
to get political here.
Speaker 3 (21:55):
I don't really think this is political.
Speaker 1 (21:57):
I don't think this is an issue dividing.
Speaker 6 (22:00):
I'm you know, I'm just weird.
Speaker 8 (22:03):
We're just stating our own opinions here.
Speaker 6 (22:05):
This has nothing to do with anybody's politics.
Speaker 1 (22:08):
Yeah, that's from w k R and okay, with a
twenty percent of of it is not feminine.
Speaker 3 (22:14):
That's where I come in. So I lost that election.
Speaker 6 (22:16):
Huh.
Speaker 3 (22:18):
All right, Jason Alden, here's a masking guy for you.
He doesn't drink. He doesn't drink.
Speaker 1 (22:22):
I guarantee you don't drink out of whoa.
Speaker 3 (22:27):
Well, you don't know that.
Speaker 1 (22:30):
You think he goes in the closet, drinks out of straw,
so he feels good.
Speaker 3 (22:33):
He's a closet and straw drinker.
Speaker 1 (22:36):
It's time to spill the tea.
Speaker 3 (22:39):
Spill the tea.
Speaker 1 (22:40):
So this is basically someone just tattling and they wanted
to do it anonymously, so.
Speaker 3 (22:45):
They've used the voice changer. Here we go, and this
is tea spilled on our very own Morgan. Oh boy, okay,
so hit it ray.
Speaker 2 (22:57):
I'm not sure what is doing this.
Speaker 1 (23:00):
Sometimes we know who it is.
Speaker 3 (23:04):
La with that terrible. I think if he just did
it normal, we wouldn't know. Why don't we just have
him to say, yeah, let's play it. Let's just play it,
of course with the lifebox. That's so hu, that's not me,
Yes it is, okay, play it, go ahead.
Speaker 2 (23:17):
I'm not sure if what Morgan is doing is illegal,
but it seems awful shady. She bought a brand new
parkm good for her, we're all happy for but she's
throwing her old jeep here in the parking garage. I'm
pretty sure people have to pay for those parking spots,
and Morgan.
Speaker 3 (23:33):
Is taking one up like a used car lot. Why
doesn't she just keep the jeep in her house.
Speaker 2 (23:38):
Seems a little shady, if not illegal, and it's a
broad reflection on the show.
Speaker 3 (23:44):
Okay, so well. In fact, we don't know who that was.
Speaker 4 (23:46):
Man.
Speaker 3 (23:46):
It sounds like a woman.
Speaker 1 (23:47):
He was also cracking a little bit here, but we
don't know who that is.
Speaker 3 (23:52):
I don't know who that is. I don't know. It
sounds like a shady operation going on. You mean, what
that person is talking about?
Speaker 1 (23:57):
Whatever? That the subject matter of seeing pretty intense. The
subject matter is Morgan's jeep. So you did announce you're
not a jep girl anymore. Hey, yeah, I didn't know.
You didn't trade you.
Speaker 12 (24:06):
Jeep in No, my parents are actually taking it, so
it'll be gone from.
Speaker 6 (24:10):
The garage here shortly.
Speaker 12 (24:12):
And I did let the people know that it is
here and we're waiting. There are people here that have
two cars, so it means I asked the people up front.
I was like, is it okay if I leave it
here for the next week or so and.
Speaker 3 (24:23):
They're allowing you to store your jeep here?
Speaker 6 (24:24):
Yeah, And she was like, okay, yeah, that's fine.
Speaker 4 (24:27):
Wow.
Speaker 6 (24:27):
So I did it not ask I didn't just like
park it there and play it on nobody saying anything.
I also wanted to make sure I wasn't gonna get towed.
Speaker 3 (24:34):
Or something either. Okay, then there you go.
Speaker 7 (24:36):
Whoever left that, I mean, you got your answers.
Speaker 1 (24:39):
Now you know whoever that is? No, whoever, and we
don't know who that is that is so anonymous. That okay,
then you're all good. Yeah, as far as I know,
your parents are just taking the jeep.
Speaker 6 (24:50):
Yeah, it's gonna go back home to Kansas.
Speaker 3 (24:53):
You're acting like it's you're rehoming a dog.
Speaker 12 (24:55):
It feels sorry, guys, I had them for like ten years.
Speaker 3 (24:58):
Keep you money for it. Yeah, oh, your parents are
buying it from you.
Speaker 6 (25:02):
Yeah, they wanted it back.
Speaker 3 (25:03):
Okay, so they wanted it back they had it in
the first place.
Speaker 6 (25:07):
No, they just.
Speaker 3 (25:07):
Like, I feel like you're not telling us.
Speaker 13 (25:11):
Jeep.
Speaker 3 (25:11):
Yeah they did that's what it sounds like.
Speaker 14 (25:13):
They did it.
Speaker 3 (25:13):
Sorry, we're not gonna judge.
Speaker 1 (25:15):
You just tell us the whole truth about the truth
will help you.
Speaker 3 (25:16):
God, we're not gonna judge.
Speaker 6 (25:18):
Yeah, no, no, no, it was my jeep.
Speaker 12 (25:20):
I just I don't know why I said it that way.
It was just like at home, like my dad would drive.
Speaker 6 (25:24):
It sometimes when I lived at home. So I think
my dad really.
Speaker 3 (25:26):
Liked it and he bought it. Yes, sorry, Yeah, that
whole truth and nothing about the truth.
Speaker 6 (25:31):
Yes, that's the whole truth.
Speaker 3 (25:32):
Nothing about the truth. You're under oath.
Speaker 1 (25:35):
Does the person who was ever anonymous? Do they feel
good about that? Okay, I guess I'm gonna answer.
Speaker 3 (25:41):
Okay, I guess I'm not gonna answer good.
Speaker 1 (25:44):
The typical woman will do this about fourteen hundred times
a year.
Speaker 3 (25:48):
Oh that's the question. What is it? Now? We're gonna play,
never gonna get it. No, you're not gonna get it.
Speaker 15 (25:55):
You're never, never gonna get it nothing, No, you're not
gonna get it.
Speaker 3 (26:00):
I've never again, Bob.
Speaker 1 (26:04):
Okay, So the typical woman will do this about fourteen
hundred times per year. We have Kim on the phone.
Kim played a while ago, did not win. We told
her would give her one more chance to play. Hey, Kim,
how are you today?
Speaker 6 (26:15):
I'm great?
Speaker 9 (26:16):
How are y'all doing?
Speaker 1 (26:16):
Really good? Thank you for listening, thanks for calling back.
Now the question is, according to a recent survey, the
typical woman, we'll do this about fourteen hundred times per year.
Now Kim will take a shot at it. Then she'll
pick two of you if she doesn't get it, to
represent her, and if you get it, she wins, and
then we'll do a grab bag for game three.
Speaker 3 (26:38):
All right, Kim, so you go first. Fourteen hundred times
per year?
Speaker 6 (26:41):
What is it pick up after their husband?
Speaker 1 (26:44):
Great answer, great, great answer. My wife's probably a little
higher than that. If I'm being honest, that is not correct.
So that's incorrectly higher. Yeah, yeah, So how does everybody
feel here? Amy, I prove pretty good? A through F
if A means you for sure got it, m d Okay,
Lunchbox A plus, I know women.
Speaker 3 (27:05):
I expect nothing. Last Morgan, I think I'm in like
a d oh Eddie for the first time ever. I
feel really good about this.
Speaker 1 (27:12):
So a Okay, So Morgan does not think she has it.
Speaker 3 (27:16):
The other three kind of dude. Pick two of them
to represent you.
Speaker 6 (27:19):
I don't think he knows women. But I'm gonna do
Lunchbox because I think he won the last one.
Speaker 3 (27:24):
Okay, So we have Lunchbox and pick one other player
for you.
Speaker 4 (27:29):
To like.
Speaker 6 (27:29):
Oh for me, Eddie, Eddie?
Speaker 3 (27:31):
Okay, Lunchbox and Edie will be representing Kim. Hey, Kim.
Where do you live?
Speaker 1 (27:34):
By the way, I live in Texas? Okay, Amy, what
is your answer?
Speaker 6 (27:38):
Apologize?
Speaker 3 (27:40):
Wow?
Speaker 8 (27:40):
You know, always say oh, I'm sorry, I'm sorry when
we don't really even need to.
Speaker 3 (27:44):
Oh, so just say I'm sorry.
Speaker 6 (27:45):
Yeah, like I'm sorry, Morgan, I had to put on makeup.
Speaker 3 (27:49):
Okay, Lunchbox.
Speaker 7 (27:53):
Laundry, I mean, if you got kids, you do at
least two loads a day, three loads a day.
Speaker 3 (28:05):
I mean laundry. Eddie, No, no, no, this is easy. Got cooking, Nope?
Put their hair up in a ponytail.
Speaker 6 (28:12):
What fourteen hundreds yeah times.
Speaker 3 (28:15):
Yeah, I see you guys do that all the time.
Speaker 6 (28:17):
Yeah, I do that a lot. Boom, But that's guys.
You realize that's what multiple times a day?
Speaker 1 (28:23):
Yeah, Eddie has no hair, by the way, but I
see women.
Speaker 6 (28:27):
Do you see there?
Speaker 1 (28:28):
Now?
Speaker 6 (28:28):
I feel pretty good about mine? Did you see? Like?
Speaker 8 (28:31):
You know, oftentimes, as women, we apologize for no reason.
So we're like walking around all day like, oh, I'm sorry.
Not everyone average woman, we do and we need to
work on it.
Speaker 3 (28:41):
I thought about putting bagging, but.
Speaker 1 (28:47):
Lunchboxes is do laundry. Eddie's is put their hair in
a ponytail. Yep, you're both wrong. Yeah, okay, so let's
go to the final round here, and I'm gonna tell
you this, Kim, either Amy or Morgan's.
Speaker 12 (29:00):
Right, Oh what if it's Oh no, I feel like
apologizing is really good, though we do apologize a lot.
Speaker 6 (29:08):
Uh huh, I.
Speaker 3 (29:08):
Mean, but this is going to be a round three.
Speaker 1 (29:11):
You can pick Amy's which is apologize or just say
I'm sorry, or Morgan's would just put on makeup. The
average typical woman will do this fourteen hundred times per year.
Speaker 3 (29:22):
What is it?
Speaker 6 (29:26):
Man? Uh, let's go with Morgan.
Speaker 3 (29:33):
So, Morgan says makeup. Morgan, do you feel like yours
is want to go with?
Speaker 1 (29:36):
Like?
Speaker 3 (29:36):
What do you recommend she do?
Speaker 6 (29:38):
I don't know.
Speaker 12 (29:38):
Because I do apply lipstick multiple.
Speaker 6 (29:40):
Times a day, that's very much a thing.
Speaker 12 (29:42):
But I do also apologize a lot, and I just
unknowingly will be like sorry, sorry, and I feel like
that's more of.
Speaker 3 (29:48):
A thing with most women.
Speaker 6 (29:50):
So I feel like she should go with Amy, but
I don't know. I'm so confident that mine could be correct.
Speaker 3 (29:55):
So what do you think she did? You get to
recommend her one thing?
Speaker 6 (30:00):
I don't just go with what?
Speaker 8 (30:01):
Go with what you women? Okay, because I don't know.
I mean, she would you what would you recommend her
to do?
Speaker 3 (30:05):
Well?
Speaker 6 (30:05):
I'm I'm torn.
Speaker 8 (30:06):
I know we apologize too much and we often put
lipgloss on, Like there's no way I'm applying make up
that much in a year.
Speaker 6 (30:13):
That's not happening. But if if flip gloss falls into
that category, then I can see that happening.
Speaker 3 (30:17):
So what are you recommending?
Speaker 8 (30:19):
Well, Morgan should just believe in her answer.
Speaker 3 (30:21):
I need you to recommend.
Speaker 6 (30:23):
Okay, I recommend, I recommend me.
Speaker 3 (30:25):
Okay, you recommend yourself.
Speaker 6 (30:27):
I recommend myself.
Speaker 1 (30:28):
There you go, and.
Speaker 3 (30:29):
Kim went with them? Morgan, so they really I don't
know if they swayed you at all.
Speaker 6 (30:32):
Kim, I don't know chapstick and lipgloss count. But now
I'm going with Amy. But how how do you keep
counter that? Also?
Speaker 8 (30:41):
I'm sorry if I'm wrong and you pick melogize?
Speaker 3 (30:45):
Yeah, yeah, she just apologized. So that's one thing.
Speaker 1 (30:48):
Okay, So I need I need to have an answer here, Kim.
Are you going with let's do let's go Amy?
Speaker 3 (30:53):
No? No, I think that's it. No, I don't.
Speaker 7 (30:55):
I think that's the wrong answer because lip bloss, they do.
Women do this at least three or four times.
Speaker 3 (30:59):
That, Like I just it wears off. Kim.
Speaker 1 (31:03):
Last chance to change your mind if you want? You
on with Amy and sorry or Morgan with makeup?
Speaker 15 (31:09):
Okay, Morgan Morgan with my first What.
Speaker 3 (31:15):
Is her name? Kim? Kim?
Speaker 7 (31:16):
How many times a day do you put lipstick on her?
Lip gloss or whatever?
Speaker 1 (31:20):
I do?
Speaker 6 (31:21):
Chapstick A lot? I live in Texas is dry, so
a lot do you ever time today?
Speaker 3 (31:27):
Chapstick? Don't make up? I don't feel like I don't know.
Speaker 6 (31:30):
It's lipstick, lip gloss. People have all versions of it. Okay,
but let me ask you this.
Speaker 8 (31:34):
Do you find yourself apologizing when you don't really need to?
Speaker 6 (31:37):
Like sometimes where you like, oh, I'm.
Speaker 8 (31:39):
Sorry, because that's just what we do as an average.
Speaker 6 (31:42):
Women, which we're working on it. But no, I don't.
Good for you. That's very healthy of you.
Speaker 3 (31:48):
That's awesome. Okay, Kim.
Speaker 1 (31:49):
So your final answer is either going to be Amy
with I'm sorry or Morgan with makeup.
Speaker 3 (31:54):
Please lock in your answer. Morgan, Okay, she's gone to
make up.
Speaker 6 (32:00):
I hope that's right.
Speaker 3 (32:01):
The answer is the typical woman will do this about
fourteen hundred times per year.
Speaker 1 (32:06):
The answer is apply makeup either or just a touch up.
Speaker 3 (32:15):
Morgan. Good job, Kim is our winner. Nice job, Kim.
Redemption is when I say, what a redemption story this
is for Kim. Uh. We say never gonna get it,
but she got it. Hit that theme song again.
Speaker 15 (32:26):
You're gonna get it, You're never gonna get it, You're
not gonna get you never, never, never, never.
Speaker 3 (32:35):
It's time for the good news.
Speaker 1 (32:37):
Bobby, a teenager in Oregon, was honored by the American
Red Cross because she saved a life while on a
field trip. This woman was choking and Violet Emmon noticed,
jumped in, did the heimlick, dislodged the object, and saved
the woman's life. She credits her training from a local
(33:00):
CPR class for preparing her. It's from Sunny Skies. I
tell you, you got to commit to that, like you
want to do it, you want to know how to
do it. But man, when you go in you grab
somebody by the rib cage and squeeze, that's a commitment.
Speaker 3 (33:13):
And you hope you weren't like no, I was.
Speaker 6 (33:15):
No.
Speaker 1 (33:15):
I was just scratching my neck, like, are you sure
you're choking? That's an awesome story that she even do
you want me to save you? Blink three times. I
can just imagine that happening and me doing it and
then getting sued. A big shout out to her, because
literally she saved her life. I've only ever once had
(33:36):
a I won't even say close, but had a situation where.
Speaker 3 (33:39):
I had all my air blocked.
Speaker 1 (33:41):
It was a dorido when I was by myself, and
it lodged like that triangle must have like gone right
into the hole perfectly and like melted a little bit
on the edges, like my throat spit like melted it
just perfectly to get right in there.
Speaker 3 (33:56):
You know how I got it out like this? I
got it for a second. It scared me.
Speaker 6 (34:01):
So it was really lodge Yeah, it was.
Speaker 3 (34:03):
Lodged in there. A big shout out to Violet. That
is what it's all about.
Speaker 1 (34:07):
That was telling me something. Good time Now for the
morning Corny, The Morning Corny.
Speaker 6 (34:17):
Why did the hard drive go to therapy?
Speaker 3 (34:19):
Why did the hard drive go to therapy?
Speaker 6 (34:21):
I just couldn't let go of old data.
Speaker 1 (34:26):
Okay, okay, hold on, how about he had dad, He
had daddy issues. Yeah, like, it's not data like your thing.
It's like daddy is daddy?
Speaker 3 (34:36):
Yeah? Do you like that one better?
Speaker 6 (34:38):
I do?
Speaker 8 (34:38):
Okay, it's okay, it's okay. Sometimes we re write it
in the moment.
Speaker 3 (34:42):
Is that annoying when I do that? No? I be honest.
Speaker 10 (34:45):
I mean to be honest. Amy's joke wasn't that good?
So this has made a lot, saved the day.
Speaker 3 (34:49):
Okay, thank you? All right, now you can hit it.
Speaker 1 (34:54):
That was the morning Corny. This listener called us and
then we'll be an update saying, hey, am I getting scammed?
Speaker 4 (35:03):
Yeah?
Speaker 13 (35:03):
I pulled an Amy, I think, and I think it's
suffer a scam. I contacted a lady on Facebook to buy.
Speaker 1 (35:08):
A specific type of bunny.
Speaker 6 (35:10):
The bunny was supposed to come today.
Speaker 13 (35:12):
Apparently the bunny was sent to the transit company, but
now the transit company.
Speaker 3 (35:16):
Is asking me to pay all.
Speaker 13 (35:17):
These refundable fees before the bunny can be transported. So
I did talk to somebody on the phone, so I am.
Speaker 6 (35:25):
I don't know, just doing a play by play.
Speaker 14 (35:27):
I guess I can give you guys a call here
and a couple hours and lets you know. So I
have a butN your numb.
Speaker 1 (35:32):
Feels like she was getting scammed, but she did call
us a couple hours later.
Speaker 13 (35:36):
Hey, guys, it's me. I'm just calling with an update
about the bunny rabbit scam. I've spent another trink after.
Speaker 14 (35:41):
They took me a picture for proof. I want to proof,
so I asked them to send me a picture. They
did send me a picture, and I don't think it's
the same rabbit, so I'm pretty sure I'm being scammed.
Speaker 13 (35:50):
My rabbit says that is in transit.
Speaker 1 (35:52):
Now, So I guess who you will.
Speaker 14 (35:54):
I'll call back later and let you know if I
have a cute little bunny or some nigga four hundred
dollars out of my account.
Speaker 1 (36:01):
When you got that picture and it wasn't the same bunny,
that's bad news. I wish we'd have heard the voicemail
in time, because we just said, don't pay any more money.
So that's where we left it. Now we do have
the final update. She called us back.
Speaker 3 (36:13):
Here we go.
Speaker 7 (36:14):
I'm calling.
Speaker 14 (36:14):
This is my third call about a possible scam.
Speaker 13 (36:18):
I ordered a rabbit online.
Speaker 10 (36:20):
It was supposed to be delivered.
Speaker 13 (36:21):
I paid the seller and then had to pay additional
shipping costs and then additional shipping.
Speaker 14 (36:26):
Cuff again and I refused to pay.
Speaker 13 (36:29):
Then the third additional shipping costs that they were requiring
before they started threatening to.
Speaker 14 (36:36):
Take the rabbit to an.
Speaker 13 (36:38):
Abandonment shelter and telling me that I will be charged
and responsible.
Speaker 1 (36:42):
For abandoning the rabbit.
Speaker 14 (36:44):
So I haven't scammed. I can't really do anything, just
want to give you all call.
Speaker 13 (36:48):
Hopefully that's helped somebody else.
Speaker 3 (36:51):
So she was scammed. There's no abandonment, there's no rabbit.
Speaker 1 (36:54):
No what a guilt trip, there's no Yeah, we're going
to kill the rabbit right now.
Speaker 3 (36:58):
Slice the rabbits the road. If you don't, it's crazy.
Oh my favorite party. She's like, I want to prove.
Speaker 7 (37:03):
So they set a picture, so I paid them again
and then she's.
Speaker 6 (37:06):
Like it doesn't look like the same.
Speaker 3 (37:08):
But then and then extra shipping.
Speaker 1 (37:11):
Yeah, when people are asking for money up front, that's problematic,
especially when they ask for more.
Speaker 3 (37:16):
If there's a.
Speaker 1 (37:16):
Deposit, require normal.
Speaker 3 (37:20):
Yeah, I know you almost.
Speaker 1 (37:22):
Got got you do have a new cat?
Speaker 3 (37:24):
I saw.
Speaker 6 (37:25):
Well, we're taking care of a kitten that my daughter
found on the side of the road.
Speaker 3 (37:29):
But what's the kitten delivery system you're talking.
Speaker 6 (37:31):
About, Oh, cat distribution system. Well, once I posted about it,
all these comments from listeners.
Speaker 8 (37:38):
Are like, oh, you should keep the cat. The cat
distribution system has chosen you. And so I googled it
and it's just this. You know, it's a thing people
say online of like when the universe has spoken or
God has given you a kitten. So when you're given
a kitten, you keep the kitten. And it's called the
cat distribution system.
Speaker 3 (37:57):
So you're keeping the kitten. Well, so where did you
find it?
Speaker 6 (37:59):
You can at it.
Speaker 8 (38:00):
So she was driving down the road and it was
about I mean, it was dark out, and she like
had to swerve a little bit because it's on the
side of the road but like about to walk into
the road, but it can barely walk, like it's a
new kitten.
Speaker 6 (38:12):
And so she's like, oh my gosh.
Speaker 8 (38:13):
So she pulled over to see if it was okay,
and then she looked around and she didn't like see
any other cats or a mama cat. She kind of looked,
but again it was dark. So she scooped it up
and you know, called me and she's like, mom, and
then she was cutting out a little bit. She's like,
you'll see when I get there. And she walks in
and she's like, has this cat cradled up in her dress?
Speaker 6 (38:36):
And I'm like, oh gosh, above I think.
Speaker 1 (38:40):
Okay, so follow me here. What if we called this
caller and say, hey, we don't have a rabbit for you,
but we have a kitty cat, because a cat distribution
system is you didn't get a rabbit, we have a cat. Yeah,
And all she has to pay is a stop paying
(39:00):
money for things.
Speaker 6 (39:03):
Wake up, Wake up in the mall and.
Speaker 9 (39:08):
It turn the radio and the dogs Tad and his
lunchbox more Game two, Steve bred have trying to put
you through Bock he's running this week's next bit.
Speaker 1 (39:22):
The Bobby's on the box, so you know.
Speaker 3 (39:24):
This is the Bouby ball.
Speaker 1 (39:31):
So we did tell me something good and lunchbox brought
up a story. The guy's last name was Nugent, and
he goes, isn't that like Ted Nugent? And so there's
a song called Jelbait. I didn't know the song. Yeah,
I didn't know the song, and so I looked it
up and the lyrics are, well, I don't care if
you're just thirteen. You look too good to be true.
(39:51):
I just don't know that you're probably clean. But there's
one little think I got to do. It's bad. Jailbait
look so good to me. Jail bait. Won't you set
me free?
Speaker 3 (40:02):
It goes on. That did not age, Well, that didn't
even exist.
Speaker 1 (40:07):
No, but nobody said a thing about in the seventies,
like a record label.
Speaker 3 (40:11):
Just let that one go through.
Speaker 6 (40:13):
I thought you were releast going to say them, no
sixties or fifties, seventies nineteen, Well, most of my stuff
was in the seventies.
Speaker 1 (40:21):
But yeah, jail but by the way, if I just
see that as a title on a tape nineteen eighty
one what no way, Okay, I have some more. This
one's from Gary Puckett and The Union Gap. Young girl,
get out of my mind. My love for you is
way out of line. He blames her for looking too good,
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even though he knows she's under age.
Speaker 8 (40:43):
Okay, he's sixty eight good not the lyrics. I didn't
know that, but you know that's a younger girl, Get
out of my mind, Like I.
Speaker 1 (40:51):
Didn't know that it's not good anymore, saying that song.
Speaker 3 (40:53):
Is not good.
Speaker 6 (40:53):
This song is not good anymore, but I didn't know.
Speaker 3 (40:57):
Here's one by the beatlesteen sixty three. She was just yeah,
well she was just seventeen. You know what I mean.
I know that you know what I means, just the rhyme,
but that even.
Speaker 6 (41:13):
Sounds worse, like seventeen is better than thirteen. Though true,
if we have to rank.
Speaker 3 (41:19):
We are ranking illegal.
Speaker 1 (41:20):
Though I refuse to rank illegal because they were adults.
Some of these I don't know the melody to to sing.
Here's one called end of the Night from Benny Mardone's
nineteen eighty. She's just sixteen years old. Leave her alone,
they say, yeah, I say, we all say please do
I say tonight I'm yours about Rod Stewart. You're too
(41:43):
young to know it. You're too young to show it.
You're too young to say no.
Speaker 13 (41:48):
What?
Speaker 6 (41:51):
Oh does it like you? He has children? Right?
Speaker 3 (41:55):
He does? I think they probably all have children.
Speaker 1 (41:57):
Well, imagine Rodster had the jams too, Maggie, you know
I got something to say to you. Great question. No
we don't know, great question. All right, Rolling Stones, Brown
Sugar nineteen seventy one.
Speaker 6 (42:10):
What's that about brown Sugar?
Speaker 1 (42:12):
Well, this one is not just about race. It's not
just about age, but it's about race. Yeah, just like
a black girl should. The song is about slavery, sex,
and underage girls, and has long been criticized for both
racist and misogynistic undertones. The band is stop performing it.
Speaker 3 (42:27):
Yeah, that's a good idea.
Speaker 1 (42:28):
So here's a creepy one that most people don't know
is creepy unless they know it's creepy because they feel
like it's a love song at first.
Speaker 3 (42:35):
But the police.
Speaker 1 (42:37):
Every breath you take, every move you make, everything good day. No, no, no, no, no,
I'll be watching you.
Speaker 3 (42:44):
It's a stalking song.
Speaker 1 (42:47):
Yeah.
Speaker 8 (42:47):
I mean you're saying every movie you make, I'm gonna
be watching you. But it sounds lovely, but.
Speaker 1 (42:51):
It's not lovely. It's it's literally written as a stalking song.
Speaker 6 (42:55):
That and it got so popular we still that one's
still acceptable though, right, yeah.
Speaker 3 (42:59):
Because I didn't really do anything wrong. We don't know it's illegal.
Maybe it's just was pretty illegal. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (43:07):
Uh. Here is from Nil sadaka Happy Birthday, Sweet sixteen.
Tonight's the night I've waited for because you're not a
baby anymore. Who so about a girl turning sixteen? What
year that's not that old?
Speaker 2 (43:21):
Right?
Speaker 3 (43:21):
Meals to talk? Is not nineteen sixty one? Yeah? Oh boy? Yeah, Like,
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (43:28):
Walls were different than Thank Kevin for Little Girls by
Maurice Chevrolet. No, you see if that's in the system,
I mean literally the entire concept nineteen fifty eight, it's
not good. I hope we don't have in our system.
If we do, burn the system, just light the whole
room on fire.
Speaker 3 (43:46):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (43:47):
And then there's one called Christine sixteen from Kiss in
nineteen seventy seven. I don't usually say things like this
to girls your age. Paul Stanley was in his twenties,
Gene Simmons was nearly thirty. Christ and the song was
well sixteen. So what did he say?
Speaker 3 (44:04):
We don't want to We don't want to know. There's
a point where I stopped, Hey, Ray, do we have
that really terrible song in the system? No? No, thank god?
All right, those are all in the band list. Know
how I feel after that list?
Speaker 1 (44:17):
Not really for bandon books, but I'm good for banning
those creepy songs.
Speaker 3 (44:20):
Okay, well, thanks again. Let's watch for that second.
Speaker 1 (44:22):
You're welcome, Bobby Bones show Sorry up today.
Speaker 7 (44:27):
This story comes us from Louisville, Kentucky. A police officer was,
you know, doing his job training a new officer, and
one day he's on duty, he's like, you know what,
I should probably text her a picture of my pistol.
And so we and I'm not talking about the one
in the holster, folks.
Speaker 6 (44:43):
Oh okay.
Speaker 7 (44:44):
And so now he's a former police officer.
Speaker 6 (44:47):
I figured that's what you meant by me.
Speaker 3 (44:49):
Too, And I thought, well, even that could be bad.
Speaker 1 (44:52):
Yeah, if you sent a picture of your gun like
that could be seen as like a threat or something.
Speaker 3 (44:56):
But this is worse. It's worse. I'm lunchbox.
Speaker 7 (45:01):
That's your bonehead story of the day.
Speaker 3 (45:04):
What is it?
Speaker 10 (45:04):
There's some video man that I watched on TikTok and
I can't stop thinking about it because I love Tony Danza,
like I loved Who's the Boss. I thought he was awesome,
But this video is not a good look.
Speaker 3 (45:16):
What do you have? The audio play?
Speaker 6 (45:18):
One two, three floor wows?
Speaker 3 (45:20):
News shows so often you know what's he doing?
Speaker 10 (45:23):
So he is like doing a press tour for like
a TV station, and they're about to put him on
a local TV station and they don't He doesn't know
he's on. He doesn't know that they can hear him,
and he's like, what is local news?
Speaker 3 (45:34):
This is stupid? Why why am I on local news?
How long go is this? It was a while back?
Speaker 13 (45:38):
Okay?
Speaker 3 (45:39):
Hit it?
Speaker 6 (45:39):
One two, three, four wows.
Speaker 1 (45:41):
News shows so often, you know, and those news shows
are terrible, Tony.
Speaker 3 (45:45):
I'm telling I just.
Speaker 6 (45:46):
Realized because I'm hearing the news show in the background.
Speaker 15 (45:49):
Now you always think that you're doing those good morning shows,
but this is one of those news shows.
Speaker 6 (45:53):
I don't want to do this, Tony.
Speaker 3 (45:55):
I'm going to be part of the local news.
Speaker 7 (45:57):
How exciting, Tony Danza, I don't know.
Speaker 1 (46:01):
Murder in Mayhem and the Rescue in California, Tony dan
I'm so excited.
Speaker 6 (46:07):
Okay, Tony, can you hear me? Now? Yes, I can.
Speaker 8 (46:10):
Okay, we're going to start the.
Speaker 6 (46:11):
Interview now, no murdering mayhem, just the interview about your movie.
Speaker 1 (46:14):
You ready?
Speaker 3 (46:15):
Oh you heard me? That's pretty funny local news.
Speaker 1 (46:22):
It's kind of funny though, why we were so bad
about that when he's.
Speaker 3 (46:25):
Talking about something he's bad.
Speaker 1 (46:27):
Yeah, I don't think he's a bad person from that,
I think, Yeah, it's so cringey man, Mobby.
Speaker 6 (46:34):
Is there a chance that, like he he's just joking,
like he.
Speaker 1 (46:37):
Knew no, no, no, no, he wasn't joking. But I
also think it's funny he's like, yeah, you heard me,
all right. I think that kind of represents to he
is like, okay, you heard me, let's just do it.
Speaker 3 (46:46):
He got busteds whateppened. That's pretty funny.
Speaker 1 (46:48):
Oh I don't think I think different of him. Now,
don't let it, hey, don't let that kill your your
vision and your version.
Speaker 8 (46:54):
He said something derogatory or then we'd have to feel
a certain way.
Speaker 6 (46:58):
But that seemed okay.
Speaker 1 (46:59):
Remember member the governor Rick Perry adios mofo. Yeah remember
that one. Yeah, okay, so.
Speaker 3 (47:08):
We're done and We'll see you tomorrow. Bye everybody. Yeah,
The Bobby Bone Show.
Speaker 1 (47:13):
The Bobby Bones Show theme song, written, produced and sang
by Reid Yarberry. You can find his instagram at Red Yarberry,
Scuba Steve executive producer, Ray Mundo, Head of Production. I'm
Bobby Bones. My instagram is mister Bobby Bones. Thank you
for listening to the podcast.
Good transmitting.
Speaker 2 (00:07):
This good.
Speaker 3 (00:11):
What's up? Everybody?
Speaker 1 (00:11):
Welcome to Wednesday Show more in a studio. All right,
this is the most interesting segment in the world today.
Starbucks has a drink that induces labor. What does it
actually work?
Speaker 4 (00:23):
Though?
Speaker 1 (00:23):
As the question, this woman's thirty weeks pregnant. She heard
about the drink and her name is Lindsay Hull underscore
on TikTok and here she is talking about it.
Speaker 5 (00:30):
Apparently Starbucks has this drink that is supposed to be
labor inducing. I am sure it doesn't actually work. I
can't imagine this is what actually puts people in labor.
But like I said, I'm willing to try literally anything.
Give this drink a try. Okay, So this is a
Venti iced Passion Tango tea with pineapple refresher base and
four splendid packets. Okay, No, that's actually so good. I
(00:51):
would drink this even if I wasn't pregnant trying to
go into labor. That's delicious.
Speaker 3 (00:57):
So we didn't hear if she had the baby or
not yet. It was a good drink.
Speaker 1 (01:00):
Yeah, there was something called engagement Chicken, and my wife
did the recipe once on YouTube and I didn't know
that's what it was called, and had the chicken, and
I proposed it worked.
Speaker 3 (01:11):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (01:11):
I think you just make the chicken so good that
the dude's like, I need to marry this.
Speaker 3 (01:15):
I'm gonna keep eating this chicken.
Speaker 1 (01:16):
Yeah. But again, no word yet on if this drink
induces labor. But it's a Vinti iced Passion tango tea
with pineapple refresher and splendor good luck. Next up, the
ultimate revenge. This ex girlfriend fills the gas tank with concrete.
This is messed up. This is messed up. I just
want to say it. Here's a clip of someone looking
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at the gas tank valve that is filled with hardened concrete.
There's a lot of bleeps because you'd bleep too if
you looked at yours and there's concrete in your gas tank.
Speaker 3 (01:44):
It's from it's gone viral. Go ahead, threw some crazy
to cook concrete in this student's gas tank. You can't
even close.
Speaker 1 (01:52):
This is all concrete.
Speaker 3 (01:58):
That's crazy. That's not good. I mean cars ruined, right.
Speaker 1 (02:01):
Yes, ruin ruin. If you put liquid in there, that's
not gas. The whole cars not run, but a major
part of the cars run. That's terrible. Okay, this is
the bed Rock Challenge. Whoever can stay in bed the
longest gets one thousand dollars.
Speaker 3 (02:18):
Oh I win that.
Speaker 1 (02:20):
This company called Cozy Earth is seeing who on their
team can stay in bed the longest, and they keep
upping the prize money.
Speaker 3 (02:27):
Again. This from Cozy Earth on TikTok.
Speaker 6 (02:29):
We started with five of our employees to see who
can stay in bed the longest and win the one
thousand dollars prize.
Speaker 1 (02:35):
And let's not.
Speaker 6 (02:36):
Forget they are expected to do their normal day jobs.
Our CEO up the stakes when he doubled the prize
fund to two thousand dollars, adding five hundred dollars for
each individual night.
Speaker 3 (02:44):
After that, at the.
Speaker 6 (02:45):
Twenty four hour mark, Brooklyn and will have left the challenge.
If our TikTok account gets up to one hundred k followers,
he will add five K to the prize fund. So
support our competitors, give us a follow and tune in
on our lives and videos to see who will be
crowned the bed rock Champion.
Speaker 3 (03:00):
They're literally is laying in bed working. That's cool, that's
great promotion. That's interesting.
Speaker 1 (03:04):
I don't even know what Cozy Earth was but they are.
They're just laying in the bed, just chilling, and they
got to be there. There is I was looking at
this instagram of the world's quietest room, and so if
you can stay in it for twenty four hours, you
win a million dollars. Nobody's lasted over I think seventeen minutes.
Speaker 3 (03:23):
Why because it's so quiet. Well, what happens is it's
so quiet.
Speaker 1 (03:27):
Apparently people start to hear their heartbeat, their organs, and
they eventually get a headache because the room is so
quiet and all of your sounds outside your body gets
so loud.
Speaker 3 (03:38):
No one's lasted over seventeen minutes. That's weird.
Speaker 6 (03:40):
This is so hard.
Speaker 3 (03:41):
Yeah, but it was like that house.
Speaker 1 (03:42):
I didn't believe even that was like, if you can
get all it through the haunted House, you win ten
thousand dollars.
Speaker 3 (03:46):
I'm like, no way, that's real.
Speaker 1 (03:47):
And then we find out that people are signing waivers
that are like twenty pages long. Yeah, and they're having
their teeth pulled out and stuff. I don't doubt anything anymore.
Next this pass it in a couple was robbed of
nine thousand dollars they had just withdrawn to buy their
son a car, so they took the money. They have
it they're driving away, they were followed Caesar and Jenny
(04:10):
Vasquez that they've been saving for months in order to
make the purchase.
Speaker 3 (04:13):
This is from ABC thirteen Houston's TikTok.
Speaker 4 (04:15):
After months of saving, this was going to be the
day Caesar and Jenny Vosquiz bought their son a car.
They were headed to make that purchase when they made
a last minute stop for food at the La Montagna
meat market in Pasadena. While they're inside, this guy SLINKs up,
smashes their window and takes nine thousand dollars in cash.
They say they just got on the money from the
(04:36):
teller at this Wells Fargo on Spencer.
Speaker 6 (04:38):
Highway, and then he's all like, do you want that
nine thousand dollars in twenties or one hundreds?
Speaker 3 (04:43):
And we were just like, can you say it any louder?
I don't think they heard you outside, So they.
Speaker 4 (04:48):
Now believe it's possible someone was listening and following They
needed that money, and God said that's fine, We'll let
them have it.
Speaker 3 (04:56):
So I forgive him for taking him.
Speaker 1 (04:58):
And now today I guess you walk out with I don't.
Speaker 3 (05:01):
Forget if we're taking it, that's so sad.
Speaker 1 (05:02):
Why would the teller who's worked in that bank a
long time unless and I don't know this is true,
So I'm just gonna do a little speculation, pure, pure,
pure speculation that why is tell heer s how much
money that is?
Speaker 3 (05:12):
And well out loud? Well you have to ask them
what the bills you want?
Speaker 1 (05:17):
You don't say nine thousand dollars or twenties or hundreds
or yeah, says very low.
Speaker 6 (05:23):
Are you speculating that they said it loud?
Speaker 3 (05:25):
Yes?
Speaker 6 (05:26):
What do you come up with another word? Like yeah, sure, oh,
I'm sure I'm hungry.
Speaker 1 (05:32):
Unless you're just a dumb dumb But these people are
also dumb dumbs to leave it in their car where
they stop and get something to eat.
Speaker 7 (05:37):
Like, if you've got nine thousand dollars, you're you're dumb dumb.
Speaker 3 (05:41):
It didn't matter though, because it doesn't make it okay.
It doesn't make.
Speaker 1 (05:46):
It okay to steal just because you left it in
the car, right like, it literally doesn't.
Speaker 7 (05:51):
They said they broke the window, Like if they're not
in the car, why would you leave nine thousands?
Speaker 8 (05:55):
You're not thinking people know you have nine that it
doesn't matter thousand dollars.
Speaker 1 (05:59):
I'm never just leaving it in the Yeah, I think
you're talking about two completely different things. I don't think
it makes them a little I don't think it makes
them in the wrong even one percent more because they
actually left.
Speaker 3 (06:08):
It in the car.
Speaker 6 (06:09):
I mean, listen to their hearts. He's sort of like,
I guess they needed it more than we did. Like
he probably believes most people are good.
Speaker 1 (06:17):
I think it's kind of dumb to leave in the car,
but I don't think it makes it a little more
okay to steal from them because they left it in
the car.
Speaker 7 (06:22):
Like, well, they got what they deserve. I'm not saying
they got what they deserve. But we can't blame it
all in the teller. We don't even know. No, we
don't blame it all on the teller. I just speculated
that somebody heard it. Why would the teller say it
that loud?
Speaker 6 (06:32):
How many hundreds do you We're only blaming on the
people that stole it.
Speaker 1 (06:35):
Yes, that's the only person getting the blank And are
you protecting them lunchbox.
Speaker 7 (06:39):
No, I'm just saying that whenever followed people from the bank.
Whenever I go to the bank, and you get money out,
they ask you, do you want big bills or small bills?
Speaker 3 (06:46):
Yeah, but they say like this, it's like big big
big bills are small bills.
Speaker 7 (06:49):
Or you're like, I'm there to get a with draw,
how much do you want? And they make you and
you say it?
Speaker 3 (06:52):
Did you not hear the people say?
Speaker 1 (06:54):
They said it so loud that they were like, hey,
why not say it to everybody in the whole place.
Speaker 3 (06:58):
I just think that's normal bank protocol because.
Speaker 7 (07:00):
When I got how much I want to get?
Speaker 3 (07:02):
Not loud?
Speaker 6 (07:03):
No lunchbucks once it loud because he likes roople to know.
Speaker 1 (07:06):
Bobs Okay, that's only four or fives sir, Okay.
Speaker 9 (07:15):
It's snous sinbo.
Speaker 2 (07:22):
Of a question to be.
Speaker 1 (07:31):
Hello, Bobby Bones. Me and my wife been married for
over five years. I recently saw an email from her
ex boyfriend reminding her of something they shared in the past.
It wasn't anything romantic, but just the thought of them
communicating by email is a little concerning. Should I be concerned?
Do I bring it up and ask why she's emailing him?
Speaker 3 (07:48):
At work?
Speaker 1 (07:49):
For context, We've had issues with her texting and talking
to Xes behind my back. I mean, they're ex for
a reason, right, I'm not sure what to do or
how to approach this.
Speaker 3 (07:57):
Please help signed. Should I be concerned?
Speaker 1 (08:00):
So I would say no until you got to the
point of we've had this issue before, because I don't
think you should be concerned if it's never an issue.
But you can always communicate, communicate about something even if
you're not concerned about it. If you're curious about it,
you can communicate about something. So you could always go
into it that way, like I'm curious, why not, I'm concerned?
Speaker 3 (08:20):
Why?
Speaker 1 (08:20):
However, for context, we've had issues with this before, Yes,
Now you should be concerned.
Speaker 3 (08:29):
Because you've had issues before. Amy, Yeah, I.
Speaker 6 (08:31):
Think that's the that's the reddish flag there.
Speaker 8 (08:36):
Because at first I was like, oh, okay, an innocent email,
but then.
Speaker 1 (08:41):
Yeah, and you can be curious about an email from
an ex if it's your wife, Yeah, absolutely, not being
angry like oh.
Speaker 8 (08:47):
Wow, they email because maybe they could have texted or called,
or they only emailing because they don't know how to
get a hold of her any other way.
Speaker 1 (08:53):
Now, how you may get in trouble yourself for this
is the I recently saw an email from her ex
boyfriend to see it because that gets flipped on you
pretty quick, like if you were to see it, but
you are like snooping, that's a way for them to
again divert attention to the real problem and put it
back on you.
Speaker 3 (09:12):
And you're like you're talking to an X again. You're like,
we're in my email.
Speaker 1 (09:15):
Then you're fifty to fifty year stale made and nobody,
nothing gets accomplished. So if you like saw it in
a way that's legitimate, I think that helps the case.
But I don't think it's totally fifty to fifty and
that you both have an argument if she's been busted before,
because you can always meet that with we've had this
issue before, and yeah, I'm a little more vigilant than normal.
(09:38):
So yes, you should be concerned, and you should bring
it up, and you should be very direct about it.
It is going to be uncomfortable, but you have to
have this uncomfortable situation happen, so hopefully you get to
a more comfortable situation.
Speaker 3 (09:50):
Who's this stupid X. She's married?
Speaker 1 (09:52):
Leave he alone, dude, it's not email, it's not even
the ex's fault. But also just leave her alone, all right,
close it up.
Speaker 3 (09:58):
And now lunchbox pretty women are crazy. Right here we go.
There's a twenty four year old woman.
Speaker 7 (10:04):
She's drinking with the dudes all night, you know, hanging out.
Speaker 3 (10:08):
It's like three or four in the morning.
Speaker 7 (10:09):
She's starting to get a little tipsy, and one of
the guys tells her, Hey, if you can't handle and
drinking with the boys, stay in the kitchen.
Speaker 3 (10:17):
Well why would he say that, it's just being funny.
Ain't very funny? Go ahead, So she.
Speaker 7 (10:21):
Went into the garage, got gay, sleping, poured on him
and let.
Speaker 3 (10:23):
Him on fire. Oh that's not funny either. I thought
you were gonna say, house, Oh my goodness, now let
him burn fifty five percent of his body. Oh my gosh.
Speaker 7 (10:31):
She was in a coma for like seven days. Oh
and now he can't go out in the sun.
Speaker 3 (10:38):
Oh man, that's crazy. It is crazy.
Speaker 6 (10:41):
That is very very cool because he made a joke.
Speaker 3 (10:43):
But I feel like a man would do this.
Speaker 1 (10:45):
It's not all because he made a joke to it. Like,
first of all, it's not all because he made a joke.
She was already somewhere close regardless.
Speaker 3 (10:54):
I know she was hanging out with the boys. He wasn't.
I feel like this was.
Speaker 1 (10:57):
A very unhealthy situation anyway, to level we don't even understand,
because nobody I know that drinks a little bit decides
to go and pour gas on somebody and light them
on fire, right right, But it.
Speaker 7 (11:07):
Wasn't a little bits, a lot of bit all night
with the boys, and she was starting to get a
little tipsy, and he said, if you can't handle it,
stay in the kitchen making scones.
Speaker 3 (11:13):
Oh you didn't add that far.
Speaker 1 (11:15):
Now scones are scones?
Speaker 8 (11:17):
Seems so sophisticated, and the act of the gasoline seems
so trashy, Like I'm confused, you know.
Speaker 3 (11:24):
But she went out, got the gasoline poured on him,
and wow.
Speaker 1 (11:28):
Do you think this is directly because women in general
are crazy? Are crazy? Yeah, this is not just one
specific human.
Speaker 3 (11:36):
No.
Speaker 1 (11:36):
And she's twenty four and she's not ugly, and what
does that have to do with that?
Speaker 3 (11:40):
Nothing. Well, I'm just saying I'm looking at.
Speaker 7 (11:43):
Her like, dang, this girl is going to go to
prison for a long time. She's not gonna be that
pretty when she looks so normal.
Speaker 3 (11:49):
That's what I was saying.
Speaker 1 (11:53):
This is.
Speaker 6 (11:57):
No way she didn't do that.
Speaker 3 (11:59):
She did not guilty.
Speaker 1 (12:01):
No dare if I'm on the joy she looks too normal.
Speaker 6 (12:04):
She definitely looks like she'd be bacon scones.
Speaker 3 (12:07):
That dang Misogynesa Gamy.
Speaker 6 (12:09):
Oh he in the kitchen, she looks like a lovely lady.
Speaker 8 (12:15):
Wow, not one that would set her boyfriend or whoever
on fire.
Speaker 1 (12:18):
Corby Jean Walpole twenty four played guilty the lighting her
friend on fire after he made the remark on January seventh,
twenty twenty four.
Speaker 3 (12:26):
According to the report, holy moly.
Speaker 7 (12:28):
Yeah, no, no, no, And they've been friends for years. It's
not like this is just some guy she met. They've
been like good friends for years.
Speaker 3 (12:34):
Not his first joke, then, I imagine I wouldn't think.
You know, what just proves Oh here we go, Jock.
What does it prove? Women are crazy? Guys say with me?
I can't say.
Speaker 1 (12:46):
I can't. I can't say that. I don't think she
represents all women know, And I feel like a dude
would totally do something like this. I feel like a
dude would see her and still date her even after
this story is about because guys will take a.
Speaker 7 (12:58):
Certain crazy that's pretty far crazy.
Speaker 3 (13:02):
Yeah, but women are crazy? No?
Speaker 1 (13:05):
But is she hot enough in your opinion to take
that crazy.
Speaker 7 (13:09):
I need to see the body because the face.
Speaker 6 (13:14):
Right now, people are crazy.
Speaker 3 (13:18):
I know women are crazy.
Speaker 1 (13:19):
And that was Lunchbox presents women are crazy.
Speaker 3 (13:23):
It's time for the good news.
Speaker 1 (13:25):
Lunchbox.
Speaker 3 (13:29):
Dave NuGen is for Ohio.
Speaker 7 (13:31):
He loves bicycles and likes fixing them up, and so
he can get old bicycles, fix them up.
Speaker 3 (13:36):
And he gives them away.
Speaker 7 (13:38):
And that's how he got the name the Brookville Bicycle Man.
Speaker 3 (13:41):
That's like a mass murderer killing people. Yeah, no good,
I like it.
Speaker 7 (13:45):
But he goes around and he gets old bikes that
are thrown out, discarded adults and children's bikes, fix them up,
and then every few months he says, hey, man, give
them away. Tomorrow, come by get a free bike. And
they go about an hour and they're all gone. How
cool would that be? Free bikes?
Speaker 3 (14:01):
Cool?
Speaker 1 (14:01):
Well, what's the coolest thing for him is because he
was doing it for very selfless reasons. When you officially
get a nickname, that's pretty cool. The Brookville Bicycle Man.
It doesn't matter what it is, as long as it's
not like t bone or something. Oh that's yours, which
was mine in high school hated it. It is terrible to
the Brookville bicycle Man. Great job, and I.
Speaker 7 (14:19):
Don't know any relations of Ted, I'm not sure, but
the same last name, Nugent.
Speaker 3 (14:24):
He went all the way back to that Ted Nugent.
I'm surprised he knows. Isn't that somebody? It is somebody, Yeah,
but I didn't remember. There you go. He sings cat
scratch Fever. I've heard that one before.
Speaker 1 (14:37):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (14:38):
Is he in a band? I think even sings catscratched fever.
I'm not sure. I would bet on it, but I
wouldn't like bet a lot.
Speaker 6 (14:44):
Does he like a Vegas guy Noroit?
Speaker 1 (14:47):
He's the MotorCity bad man Ted Nugent. Oh, he has
a nickname too, Yeah.
Speaker 7 (14:50):
Yeah, saying look at this Brookville bicycle Man related.
Speaker 1 (14:56):
So Ted Nugent does have cat Scratch Fever from nineteen
seventy seven, also in the Ted Nugent catalog.
Speaker 3 (15:03):
Can you name any other song?
Speaker 10 (15:04):
No, I mean, I you say it, I'll probably know it,
but no, clearly.
Speaker 1 (15:09):
I'm looking at one hundred of them and we know
them all. Probably their song called Jailbait from nineteen eighty one.
I don't even want to listen to that because I
don't have my door kicked in Ted Nudge.
Speaker 3 (15:21):
I know they call him the Nude, right, like something
like the Nude Yeah, okay his no.
Speaker 1 (15:27):
See Lunchbox did this by bringing this back up strangle
Holds number one.
Speaker 3 (15:31):
Here we go. Huh that's from my phone. Okay.
Speaker 1 (15:44):
It sounds like a beer commercial, like this is playing
in the background of a pool hall.
Speaker 3 (15:51):
We know this one? Yeah, you know this one. I
don't know.
Speaker 1 (15:56):
Anyway, Lunchbox, Thanks, you're welcome. Thanks totally diverted that big
shout out to the MotorCity bike.
Speaker 3 (16:01):
Man Brookville bicycle Man. There we go that song, jailbait.
Listen to this.
Speaker 1 (16:06):
No, no, I don't care if you're just thirteen. No,
we're not going to play one.
Speaker 3 (16:13):
I'm doing the next segment. We should do songs. This
feel creepy, feel creepy.
Speaker 1 (16:18):
That is creepy.
Speaker 3 (16:19):
Yeah, what has to feel creepy to be creepy? This
is creepy. But come back, Okay, Lunchbox, that's what it's
all about. That was telling me something good.
Speaker 1 (16:28):
I never thought using a straw was masculine or feminine,
but there's a congressman from Tennessee who says straws that's
what the women in my house do.
Speaker 3 (16:42):
Say that.
Speaker 1 (16:43):
Representative Tim Burchett said in a recent interview that he
does not use straws, telling Fox News that this is
quote what women in my house do. The Fox News
producer asked lawmakers in both chambers of Congress on Thursday
about rules for men and bird shit said men should
not drink out of straw with straws in public or
(17:06):
at all. I don't drink out of a straw. Brother,
that's what the women in my house do.
Speaker 3 (17:10):
Oh, he said, Brother, he did at the beginning of that. Yeah,
that makes sense.
Speaker 1 (17:13):
W k r N with the story question, is it
feminine to use a straw? No, you're a.
Speaker 8 (17:19):
Girl though, Well, I'm saying I don't look at a
man and think, oh, what a feminine man.
Speaker 6 (17:25):
He's using a straw.
Speaker 3 (17:26):
Got it, got it?
Speaker 4 (17:27):
Got it?
Speaker 6 (17:27):
I feel like I have an opinion about it.
Speaker 1 (17:29):
Yeah, you're a girl, though yours is different. Oh, because
you're going to be more accepting.
Speaker 8 (17:34):
Okay, I just have not. I never thought this was
the thing. Y'all use straws, don't you.
Speaker 3 (17:39):
I love a straw, you love.
Speaker 11 (17:43):
I can't get it into my mouth fast enough. Also,
if you just have like a glass of water and
like no lid, no nothing. You're not in a fast
food place? Do you look for a straw to drink
it out of?
Speaker 3 (17:55):
I will quickly monitor the area see if I can
find a draw. That's a bad look. That's not good.
It's a bad look, Morgan, what do you think?
Speaker 6 (18:06):
It's funny that this is coming up?
Speaker 12 (18:08):
Because my boyfriends had to start using my Stanley because
he lost his water bottle. And it's kind of funny
now I make fun of him because.
Speaker 6 (18:14):
He walks around streaking out of a straw. In is
Stanley and.
Speaker 3 (18:16):
That looks funny.
Speaker 6 (18:17):
Well, Stanley's from them, Yeah, okay, edge maybe yeah, okay,
you can't. You can do a straw, but you can't stand.
Speaker 3 (18:30):
Now like where she's coming from.
Speaker 1 (18:32):
Okay, So if I'm going to use a mug or
a Stanley or something, if I'm going to like go
to somebody's house to play pickleball, went to somebody and
we have like a cabinet with like six or seven
of them, I always try to grab some one of
the straw or the handle or the flip up that
I can suck on.
Speaker 3 (18:49):
That's okay, that's okay. What's the difference.
Speaker 7 (18:52):
Now, the flip up is just part of the contraption.
The straw sticking way out looks real weird.
Speaker 1 (18:57):
So the flip ups suck is okay, but the straw
suck isn't.
Speaker 6 (19:01):
You probably just should get a screw cap.
Speaker 3 (19:03):
See I knew that. Hey, I knew she comes, I
know you say it.
Speaker 7 (19:06):
I don't I mind is screw the lark is a screw.
Speaker 3 (19:10):
I don't know if I have a flipbull.
Speaker 1 (19:12):
You do, like I want a straw?
Speaker 3 (19:15):
Oh, that's my bike one. My bike one is a
flip up because when you're riding, you got to squirt
in your mouth. Yeah, you squirt.
Speaker 6 (19:21):
That's a good idea.
Speaker 3 (19:22):
You said the red light you squirted.
Speaker 6 (19:24):
You should get a squirt one because you don't want
to put your lips on that.
Speaker 1 (19:28):
You guys looking at me now, judge, are you changing
your mind?
Speaker 6 (19:35):
I think you could get a squirreld or a screw run.
Speaker 3 (19:37):
Are you changing your mind about straws?
Speaker 6 (19:39):
I'm sort of changing her mind about straws.
Speaker 8 (19:40):
Like, if we're talking like fast food, you've got a straw,
no problem. But if you're actively seeking out a straw
at home for.
Speaker 1 (19:47):
Your comp I do we have glass straws. Yeah, I
like to drink out of at home because I don't
want to waste all the plastic. Why do you need
a straw at home? I just like sucking the See
that's it right there. So you guys think this guy's
(20:07):
onto something.
Speaker 10 (20:08):
Maybe, well not necessarily because it's not every straw, Like
Amy said, a fast food place, Hey, what are you
gonna do? Take the lid off? And no, it's already
a straw, like drink it. You're in your house though.
Speaker 1 (20:21):
He said, that's what the women in my house do.
But I guess he means it's the women that lives
there though, not just in the house. But if you
came over and I was drinking a drink and added
a straw in my house, you guys would think that
was weird.
Speaker 3 (20:33):
Yeah, a little bit.
Speaker 6 (20:34):
I kind of feel like anything to see it.
Speaker 3 (20:35):
No, it's weird, Amy, No one sits around.
Speaker 6 (20:37):
With I mean, if you're grabbing for a Stanley, yes,
that's weird.
Speaker 10 (20:41):
Like when you're like trying to drink out of it,
do you get your tongue to like find it first?
Speaker 1 (20:46):
Because then we got problems probably, But again I can
also see it. I guess if it's dark, but if
I can see it, no, I just go right in
my mouth.
Speaker 6 (20:57):
Yeah. Like, if you're sick and you can't move your
head and you're in bed, then yeah, you can use
the straw.
Speaker 7 (21:02):
Yeah, or dark You're like, if you have a bunch
of casts and you can't move your and they need
to put cool like you're in your bed ridden, I
get it.
Speaker 1 (21:10):
Okay, So then let me ask again, since we've talked
this out a little bit, is using a straw feminine?
Speaker 3 (21:15):
Just generally speaking?
Speaker 8 (21:16):
Gosh, I did not think so at the beginning of this,
but I, you know, have the right to change my mind.
Speaker 3 (21:22):
So sometimes they don't have a straw and they only
have the little coffee stirs. They have a straw. I'll
use that as Yeah, I justn't really like.
Speaker 1 (21:29):
A straw in a little teeny tiny sometimes. Yeah, yeah, okay.
Is using a straw feminine? Aiming your final vote? Yes, Morgan,
it is.
Speaker 3 (21:40):
I'm gonna go with Youah, yeah, it is.
Speaker 6 (21:43):
Wow, But this is not I don't I don't even know.
I'm gonna say it was a politician.
Speaker 3 (21:48):
Yeah, I know, you're the only one. I'm going to
go It is not feminine?
Speaker 6 (21:52):
Yes, this is not I'm not I don't want us
to get political here.
Speaker 3 (21:55):
I don't really think this is political.
Speaker 1 (21:57):
I don't think this is an issue dividing.
Speaker 6 (22:00):
I'm you know, I'm just weird.
Speaker 8 (22:03):
We're just stating our own opinions here.
Speaker 6 (22:05):
This has nothing to do with anybody's politics.
Speaker 1 (22:08):
Yeah, that's from w k R and okay, with a
twenty percent of of it is not feminine.
Speaker 3 (22:14):
That's where I come in. So I lost that election.
Speaker 6 (22:16):
Huh.
Speaker 3 (22:18):
All right, Jason Alden, here's a masking guy for you.
He doesn't drink. He doesn't drink.
Speaker 1 (22:22):
I guarantee you don't drink out of whoa.
Speaker 3 (22:27):
Well, you don't know that.
Speaker 1 (22:30):
You think he goes in the closet, drinks out of straw,
so he feels good.
Speaker 3 (22:33):
He's a closet and straw drinker.
Speaker 1 (22:36):
It's time to spill the tea.
Speaker 3 (22:39):
Spill the tea.
Speaker 1 (22:40):
So this is basically someone just tattling and they wanted
to do it anonymously, so.
Speaker 3 (22:45):
They've used the voice changer. Here we go, and this
is tea spilled on our very own Morgan. Oh boy, okay,
so hit it ray.
Speaker 2 (22:57):
I'm not sure what is doing this.
Speaker 1 (23:00):
Sometimes we know who it is.
Speaker 3 (23:04):
La with that terrible. I think if he just did
it normal, we wouldn't know. Why don't we just have
him to say, yeah, let's play it. Let's just play it,
of course with the lifebox. That's so hu, that's not me,
Yes it is, okay, play it, go ahead.
Speaker 2 (23:17):
I'm not sure if what Morgan is doing is illegal,
but it seems awful shady. She bought a brand new
parkm good for her, we're all happy for but she's
throwing her old jeep here in the parking garage. I'm
pretty sure people have to pay for those parking spots,
and Morgan.
Speaker 3 (23:33):
Is taking one up like a used car lot. Why
doesn't she just keep the jeep in her house.
Speaker 2 (23:38):
Seems a little shady, if not illegal, and it's a
broad reflection on the show.
Speaker 3 (23:44):
Okay, so well. In fact, we don't know who that was.
Speaker 4 (23:46):
Man.
Speaker 3 (23:46):
It sounds like a woman.
Speaker 1 (23:47):
He was also cracking a little bit here, but we
don't know who that is.
Speaker 3 (23:52):
I don't know who that is. I don't know. It
sounds like a shady operation going on. You mean, what
that person is talking about?
Speaker 1 (23:57):
Whatever? That the subject matter of seeing pretty intense. The
subject matter is Morgan's jeep. So you did announce you're
not a jep girl anymore. Hey, yeah, I didn't know.
You didn't trade you.
Speaker 12 (24:06):
Jeep in No, my parents are actually taking it, so
it'll be gone from.
Speaker 6 (24:10):
The garage here shortly.
Speaker 12 (24:12):
And I did let the people know that it is
here and we're waiting. There are people here that have
two cars, so it means I asked the people up front.
I was like, is it okay if I leave it
here for the next week or so and.
Speaker 3 (24:23):
They're allowing you to store your jeep here?
Speaker 6 (24:24):
Yeah, And she was like, okay, yeah, that's fine.
Speaker 4 (24:27):
Wow.
Speaker 6 (24:27):
So I did it not ask I didn't just like
park it there and play it on nobody saying anything.
I also wanted to make sure I wasn't gonna get towed.
Speaker 3 (24:34):
Or something either. Okay, then there you go.
Speaker 7 (24:36):
Whoever left that, I mean, you got your answers.
Speaker 1 (24:39):
Now you know whoever that is? No, whoever, and we
don't know who that is that is so anonymous. That okay,
then you're all good. Yeah, as far as I know,
your parents are just taking the jeep.
Speaker 6 (24:50):
Yeah, it's gonna go back home to Kansas.
Speaker 3 (24:53):
You're acting like it's you're rehoming a dog.
Speaker 12 (24:55):
It feels sorry, guys, I had them for like ten years.
Speaker 3 (24:58):
Keep you money for it. Yeah, oh, your parents are
buying it from you.
Speaker 6 (25:02):
Yeah, they wanted it back.
Speaker 3 (25:03):
Okay, so they wanted it back they had it in
the first place.
Speaker 6 (25:07):
No, they just.
Speaker 3 (25:07):
Like, I feel like you're not telling us.
Speaker 13 (25:11):
Jeep.
Speaker 3 (25:11):
Yeah they did that's what it sounds like.
Speaker 14 (25:13):
They did it.
Speaker 3 (25:13):
Sorry, we're not gonna judge.
Speaker 1 (25:15):
You just tell us the whole truth about the truth
will help you.
Speaker 3 (25:16):
God, we're not gonna judge.
Speaker 6 (25:18):
Yeah, no, no, no, it was my jeep.
Speaker 12 (25:20):
I just I don't know why I said it that way.
It was just like at home, like my dad would drive.
Speaker 6 (25:24):
It sometimes when I lived at home. So I think
my dad really.
Speaker 3 (25:26):
Liked it and he bought it. Yes, sorry, Yeah, that
whole truth and nothing about the truth.
Speaker 6 (25:31):
Yes, that's the whole truth.
Speaker 3 (25:32):
Nothing about the truth. You're under oath.
Speaker 1 (25:35):
Does the person who was ever anonymous? Do they feel
good about that? Okay, I guess I'm gonna answer.
Speaker 3 (25:41):
Okay, I guess I'm not gonna answer good.
Speaker 1 (25:44):
The typical woman will do this about fourteen hundred times
a year.
Speaker 3 (25:48):
Oh that's the question. What is it? Now? We're gonna play,
never gonna get it. No, you're not gonna get it.
Speaker 15 (25:55):
You're never, never gonna get it nothing, No, you're not
gonna get it.
Speaker 3 (26:00):
I've never again, Bob.
Speaker 1 (26:04):
Okay, So the typical woman will do this about fourteen
hundred times per year. We have Kim on the phone.
Kim played a while ago, did not win. We told
her would give her one more chance to play. Hey, Kim,
how are you today?
Speaker 6 (26:15):
I'm great?
Speaker 9 (26:16):
How are y'all doing?
Speaker 1 (26:16):
Really good? Thank you for listening, thanks for calling back.
Now the question is, according to a recent survey, the
typical woman, we'll do this about fourteen hundred times per year.
Now Kim will take a shot at it. Then she'll
pick two of you if she doesn't get it, to
represent her, and if you get it, she wins, and
then we'll do a grab bag for game three.
Speaker 3 (26:38):
All right, Kim, so you go first. Fourteen hundred times
per year?
Speaker 6 (26:41):
What is it pick up after their husband?
Speaker 1 (26:44):
Great answer, great, great answer. My wife's probably a little
higher than that. If I'm being honest, that is not correct.
So that's incorrectly higher. Yeah, yeah, So how does everybody
feel here? Amy, I prove pretty good? A through F
if A means you for sure got it, m d Okay,
Lunchbox A plus, I know women.
Speaker 3 (27:05):
I expect nothing. Last Morgan, I think I'm in like
a d oh Eddie for the first time ever. I
feel really good about this.
Speaker 1 (27:12):
So a Okay, So Morgan does not think she has it.
Speaker 3 (27:16):
The other three kind of dude. Pick two of them
to represent you.
Speaker 6 (27:19):
I don't think he knows women. But I'm gonna do
Lunchbox because I think he won the last one.
Speaker 3 (27:24):
Okay, So we have Lunchbox and pick one other player
for you.
Speaker 4 (27:29):
To like.
Speaker 6 (27:29):
Oh for me, Eddie, Eddie?
Speaker 3 (27:31):
Okay, Lunchbox and Edie will be representing Kim. Hey, Kim.
Where do you live?
Speaker 1 (27:34):
By the way, I live in Texas? Okay, Amy, what
is your answer?
Speaker 6 (27:38):
Apologize?
Speaker 3 (27:40):
Wow?
Speaker 8 (27:40):
You know, always say oh, I'm sorry, I'm sorry when
we don't really even need to.
Speaker 3 (27:44):
Oh, so just say I'm sorry.
Speaker 6 (27:45):
Yeah, like I'm sorry, Morgan, I had to put on makeup.
Speaker 3 (27:49):
Okay, Lunchbox.
Speaker 7 (27:53):
Laundry, I mean, if you got kids, you do at
least two loads a day, three loads a day.
Speaker 3 (28:05):
I mean laundry. Eddie, No, no, no, this is easy. Got cooking, Nope?
Put their hair up in a ponytail.
Speaker 6 (28:12):
What fourteen hundreds yeah times.
Speaker 3 (28:15):
Yeah, I see you guys do that all the time.
Speaker 6 (28:17):
Yeah, I do that a lot. Boom, But that's guys.
You realize that's what multiple times a day?
Speaker 1 (28:23):
Yeah, Eddie has no hair, by the way, but I
see women.
Speaker 6 (28:27):
Do you see there?
Speaker 1 (28:28):
Now?
Speaker 6 (28:28):
I feel pretty good about mine? Did you see? Like?
Speaker 8 (28:31):
You know, oftentimes, as women, we apologize for no reason.
So we're like walking around all day like, oh, I'm sorry.
Not everyone average woman, we do and we need to
work on it.
Speaker 3 (28:41):
I thought about putting bagging, but.
Speaker 1 (28:47):
Lunchboxes is do laundry. Eddie's is put their hair in
a ponytail. Yep, you're both wrong. Yeah, okay, so let's
go to the final round here, and I'm gonna tell
you this, Kim, either Amy or Morgan's.
Speaker 12 (29:00):
Right, Oh what if it's Oh no, I feel like
apologizing is really good, though we do apologize a lot.
Speaker 6 (29:08):
Uh huh, I.
Speaker 3 (29:08):
Mean, but this is going to be a round three.
Speaker 1 (29:11):
You can pick Amy's which is apologize or just say
I'm sorry, or Morgan's would just put on makeup. The
average typical woman will do this fourteen hundred times per year.
Speaker 3 (29:22):
What is it?
Speaker 6 (29:26):
Man? Uh, let's go with Morgan.
Speaker 3 (29:33):
So, Morgan says makeup. Morgan, do you feel like yours
is want to go with?
Speaker 1 (29:36):
Like?
Speaker 3 (29:36):
What do you recommend she do?
Speaker 6 (29:38):
I don't know.
Speaker 12 (29:38):
Because I do apply lipstick multiple.
Speaker 6 (29:40):
Times a day, that's very much a thing.
Speaker 12 (29:42):
But I do also apologize a lot, and I just
unknowingly will be like sorry, sorry, and I feel like
that's more of.
Speaker 3 (29:48):
A thing with most women.
Speaker 6 (29:50):
So I feel like she should go with Amy, but
I don't know. I'm so confident that mine could be correct.
Speaker 3 (29:55):
So what do you think she did? You get to
recommend her one thing?
Speaker 6 (30:00):
I don't just go with what?
Speaker 8 (30:01):
Go with what you women? Okay, because I don't know.
I mean, she would you what would you recommend her
to do?
Speaker 3 (30:05):
Well?
Speaker 6 (30:05):
I'm I'm torn.
Speaker 8 (30:06):
I know we apologize too much and we often put
lipgloss on, Like there's no way I'm applying make up
that much in a year.
Speaker 6 (30:13):
That's not happening. But if if flip gloss falls into
that category, then I can see that happening.
Speaker 3 (30:17):
So what are you recommending?
Speaker 8 (30:19):
Well, Morgan should just believe in her answer.
Speaker 3 (30:21):
I need you to recommend.
Speaker 6 (30:23):
Okay, I recommend, I recommend me.
Speaker 3 (30:25):
Okay, you recommend yourself.
Speaker 6 (30:27):
I recommend myself.
Speaker 1 (30:28):
There you go, and.
Speaker 3 (30:29):
Kim went with them? Morgan, so they really I don't
know if they swayed you at all.
Speaker 6 (30:32):
Kim, I don't know chapstick and lipgloss count. But now
I'm going with Amy. But how how do you keep
counter that? Also?
Speaker 8 (30:41):
I'm sorry if I'm wrong and you pick melogize?
Speaker 3 (30:45):
Yeah, yeah, she just apologized. So that's one thing.
Speaker 1 (30:48):
Okay, So I need I need to have an answer here, Kim.
Are you going with let's do let's go Amy?
Speaker 3 (30:53):
No? No, I think that's it. No, I don't.
Speaker 7 (30:55):
I think that's the wrong answer because lip bloss, they do.
Women do this at least three or four times.
Speaker 3 (30:59):
That, Like I just it wears off. Kim.
Speaker 1 (31:03):
Last chance to change your mind if you want? You
on with Amy and sorry or Morgan with makeup?
Speaker 15 (31:09):
Okay, Morgan Morgan with my first What.
Speaker 3 (31:15):
Is her name? Kim? Kim?
Speaker 7 (31:16):
How many times a day do you put lipstick on her?
Lip gloss or whatever?
Speaker 1 (31:20):
I do?
Speaker 6 (31:21):
Chapstick A lot? I live in Texas is dry, so
a lot do you ever time today?
Speaker 3 (31:27):
Chapstick? Don't make up? I don't feel like I don't know.
Speaker 6 (31:30):
It's lipstick, lip gloss. People have all versions of it. Okay,
but let me ask you this.
Speaker 8 (31:34):
Do you find yourself apologizing when you don't really need to?
Speaker 6 (31:37):
Like sometimes where you like, oh, I'm.
Speaker 8 (31:39):
Sorry, because that's just what we do as an average.
Speaker 6 (31:42):
Women, which we're working on it. But no, I don't.
Good for you. That's very healthy of you.
Speaker 3 (31:48):
That's awesome. Okay, Kim.
Speaker 1 (31:49):
So your final answer is either going to be Amy
with I'm sorry or Morgan with makeup.
Speaker 3 (31:54):
Please lock in your answer. Morgan, Okay, she's gone to
make up.
Speaker 6 (32:00):
I hope that's right.
Speaker 3 (32:01):
The answer is the typical woman will do this about
fourteen hundred times per year.
Speaker 1 (32:06):
The answer is apply makeup either or just a touch up.
Speaker 3 (32:15):
Morgan. Good job, Kim is our winner. Nice job, Kim.
Redemption is when I say, what a redemption story this
is for Kim. Uh. We say never gonna get it,
but she got it. Hit that theme song again.
Speaker 15 (32:26):
You're gonna get it, You're never gonna get it, You're
not gonna get you never, never, never, never.
Speaker 3 (32:35):
It's time for the good news.
Speaker 1 (32:37):
Bobby, a teenager in Oregon, was honored by the American
Red Cross because she saved a life while on a
field trip. This woman was choking and Violet Emmon noticed,
jumped in, did the heimlick, dislodged the object, and saved
the woman's life. She credits her training from a local
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CPR class for preparing her. It's from Sunny Skies. I
tell you, you got to commit to that, like you
want to do it, you want to know how to
do it. But man, when you go in you grab
somebody by the rib cage and squeeze, that's a commitment.
Speaker 3 (33:13):
And you hope you weren't like no, I was.
Speaker 6 (33:15):
No.
Speaker 1 (33:15):
I was just scratching my neck, like, are you sure
you're choking? That's an awesome story that she even do
you want me to save you? Blink three times. I
can just imagine that happening and me doing it and
then getting sued. A big shout out to her, because
literally she saved her life. I've only ever once had
(33:36):
a I won't even say close, but had a situation where.
Speaker 3 (33:39):
I had all my air blocked.
Speaker 1 (33:41):
It was a dorido when I was by myself, and
it lodged like that triangle must have like gone right
into the hole perfectly and like melted a little bit
on the edges, like my throat spit like melted it
just perfectly to get right in there.
Speaker 3 (33:56):
You know how I got it out like this? I
got it for a second. It scared me.
Speaker 6 (34:01):
So it was really lodge Yeah, it was.
Speaker 3 (34:03):
Lodged in there. A big shout out to Violet. That
is what it's all about.
Speaker 1 (34:07):
That was telling me something. Good time Now for the
morning Corny, The Morning Corny.
Speaker 6 (34:17):
Why did the hard drive go to therapy?
Speaker 3 (34:19):
Why did the hard drive go to therapy?
Speaker 6 (34:21):
I just couldn't let go of old data.
Speaker 1 (34:26):
Okay, okay, hold on, how about he had dad, He
had daddy issues. Yeah, like, it's not data like your thing.
It's like daddy is daddy?
Speaker 3 (34:36):
Yeah? Do you like that one better?
Speaker 6 (34:38):
I do?
Speaker 8 (34:38):
Okay, it's okay, it's okay. Sometimes we re write it
in the moment.
Speaker 3 (34:42):
Is that annoying when I do that? No? I be honest.
Speaker 10 (34:45):
I mean to be honest. Amy's joke wasn't that good?
So this has made a lot, saved the day.
Speaker 3 (34:49):
Okay, thank you? All right, now you can hit it.
Speaker 1 (34:54):
That was the morning Corny. This listener called us and
then we'll be an update saying, hey, am I getting scammed?
Speaker 4 (35:03):
Yeah?
Speaker 13 (35:03):
I pulled an Amy, I think, and I think it's
suffer a scam. I contacted a lady on Facebook to buy.
Speaker 1 (35:08):
A specific type of bunny.
Speaker 6 (35:10):
The bunny was supposed to come today.
Speaker 13 (35:12):
Apparently the bunny was sent to the transit company, but
now the transit company.
Speaker 3 (35:16):
Is asking me to pay all.
Speaker 13 (35:17):
These refundable fees before the bunny can be transported. So
I did talk to somebody on the phone, so I am.
Speaker 6 (35:25):
I don't know, just doing a play by play.
Speaker 14 (35:27):
I guess I can give you guys a call here
and a couple hours and lets you know. So I
have a butN your numb.
Speaker 1 (35:32):
Feels like she was getting scammed, but she did call
us a couple hours later.
Speaker 13 (35:36):
Hey, guys, it's me. I'm just calling with an update
about the bunny rabbit scam. I've spent another trink after.
Speaker 14 (35:41):
They took me a picture for proof. I want to proof,
so I asked them to send me a picture. They
did send me a picture, and I don't think it's
the same rabbit, so I'm pretty sure I'm being scammed.
Speaker 13 (35:50):
My rabbit says that is in transit.
Speaker 1 (35:52):
Now, So I guess who you will.
Speaker 14 (35:54):
I'll call back later and let you know if I
have a cute little bunny or some nigga four hundred
dollars out of my account.
Speaker 1 (36:01):
When you got that picture and it wasn't the same bunny,
that's bad news. I wish we'd have heard the voicemail
in time, because we just said, don't pay any more money.
So that's where we left it. Now we do have
the final update. She called us back.
Speaker 3 (36:13):
Here we go.
Speaker 7 (36:14):
I'm calling.
Speaker 14 (36:14):
This is my third call about a possible scam.
Speaker 13 (36:18):
I ordered a rabbit online.
Speaker 10 (36:20):
It was supposed to be delivered.
Speaker 13 (36:21):
I paid the seller and then had to pay additional
shipping costs and then additional shipping.
Speaker 14 (36:26):
Cuff again and I refused to pay.
Speaker 13 (36:29):
Then the third additional shipping costs that they were requiring
before they started threatening to.
Speaker 14 (36:36):
Take the rabbit to an.
Speaker 13 (36:38):
Abandonment shelter and telling me that I will be charged
and responsible.
Speaker 1 (36:42):
For abandoning the rabbit.
Speaker 14 (36:44):
So I haven't scammed. I can't really do anything, just
want to give you all call.
Speaker 13 (36:48):
Hopefully that's helped somebody else.
Speaker 3 (36:51):
So she was scammed. There's no abandonment, there's no rabbit.
Speaker 1 (36:54):
No what a guilt trip, there's no Yeah, we're going
to kill the rabbit right now.
Speaker 3 (36:58):
Slice the rabbits the road. If you don't, it's crazy.
Oh my favorite party. She's like, I want to prove.
Speaker 7 (37:03):
So they set a picture, so I paid them again
and then she's.
Speaker 6 (37:06):
Like it doesn't look like the same.
Speaker 3 (37:08):
But then and then extra shipping.
Speaker 1 (37:11):
Yeah, when people are asking for money up front, that's problematic,
especially when they ask for more.
Speaker 3 (37:16):
If there's a.
Speaker 1 (37:16):
Deposit, require normal.
Speaker 3 (37:20):
Yeah, I know you almost.
Speaker 1 (37:22):
Got got you do have a new cat?
Speaker 3 (37:24):
I saw.
Speaker 6 (37:25):
Well, we're taking care of a kitten that my daughter
found on the side of the road.
Speaker 3 (37:29):
But what's the kitten delivery system you're talking.
Speaker 6 (37:31):
About, Oh, cat distribution system. Well, once I posted about it,
all these comments from listeners.
Speaker 8 (37:38):
Are like, oh, you should keep the cat. The cat
distribution system has chosen you. And so I googled it
and it's just this. You know, it's a thing people
say online of like when the universe has spoken or
God has given you a kitten. So when you're given
a kitten, you keep the kitten. And it's called the
cat distribution system.
Speaker 3 (37:57):
So you're keeping the kitten. Well, so where did you
find it?
Speaker 6 (37:59):
You can at it.
Speaker 8 (38:00):
So she was driving down the road and it was
about I mean, it was dark out, and she like
had to swerve a little bit because it's on the
side of the road but like about to walk into
the road, but it can barely walk, like it's a
new kitten.
Speaker 6 (38:12):
And so she's like, oh my gosh.
Speaker 8 (38:13):
So she pulled over to see if it was okay,
and then she looked around and she didn't like see
any other cats or a mama cat. She kind of looked,
but again it was dark. So she scooped it up
and you know, called me and she's like, mom, and
then she was cutting out a little bit. She's like,
you'll see when I get there. And she walks in
and she's like, has this cat cradled up in her dress?
Speaker 6 (38:36):
And I'm like, oh gosh, above I think.
Speaker 1 (38:40):
Okay, so follow me here. What if we called this
caller and say, hey, we don't have a rabbit for you,
but we have a kitty cat, because a cat distribution
system is you didn't get a rabbit, we have a cat. Yeah,
And all she has to pay is a stop paying
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money for things.
Speaker 6 (39:03):
Wake up, Wake up in the mall and.
Speaker 9 (39:08):
It turn the radio and the dogs Tad and his
lunchbox more Game two, Steve bred have trying to put
you through Bock he's running this week's next bit.
Speaker 1 (39:22):
The Bobby's on the box, so you know.
Speaker 3 (39:24):
This is the Bouby ball.
Speaker 1 (39:31):
So we did tell me something good and lunchbox brought
up a story. The guy's last name was Nugent, and
he goes, isn't that like Ted Nugent? And so there's
a song called Jelbait. I didn't know the song. Yeah,
I didn't know the song, and so I looked it
up and the lyrics are, well, I don't care if
you're just thirteen. You look too good to be true.
(39:51):
I just don't know that you're probably clean. But there's
one little think I got to do. It's bad. Jailbait
look so good to me. Jail bait. Won't you set
me free?
Speaker 3 (40:02):
It goes on. That did not age, Well, that didn't
even exist.
Speaker 1 (40:07):
No, but nobody said a thing about in the seventies,
like a record label.
Speaker 3 (40:11):
Just let that one go through.
Speaker 6 (40:13):
I thought you were releast going to say them, no
sixties or fifties, seventies nineteen, Well, most of my stuff
was in the seventies.
Speaker 1 (40:21):
But yeah, jail but by the way, if I just
see that as a title on a tape nineteen eighty
one what no way, Okay, I have some more. This
one's from Gary Puckett and The Union Gap. Young girl,
get out of my mind. My love for you is
way out of line. He blames her for looking too good,
(40:41):
even though he knows she's under age.
Speaker 8 (40:43):
Okay, he's sixty eight good not the lyrics. I didn't
know that, but you know that's a younger girl, Get
out of my mind, Like I.
Speaker 1 (40:51):
Didn't know that it's not good anymore, saying that song.
Speaker 3 (40:53):
Is not good.
Speaker 6 (40:53):
This song is not good anymore, but I didn't know.
Speaker 3 (40:57):
Here's one by the beatlesteen sixty three. She was just yeah,
well she was just seventeen. You know what I mean.
I know that you know what I means, just the rhyme,
but that even.
Speaker 6 (41:13):
Sounds worse, like seventeen is better than thirteen. Though true,
if we have to rank.
Speaker 3 (41:19):
We are ranking illegal.
Speaker 1 (41:20):
Though I refuse to rank illegal because they were adults.
Some of these I don't know the melody to to sing.
Here's one called end of the Night from Benny Mardone's
nineteen eighty. She's just sixteen years old. Leave her alone,
they say, yeah, I say, we all say please do
I say tonight I'm yours about Rod Stewart. You're too
(41:43):
young to know it. You're too young to show it.
You're too young to say no.
Speaker 13 (41:48):
What?
Speaker 6 (41:51):
Oh does it like you? He has children? Right?
Speaker 3 (41:55):
He does? I think they probably all have children.
Speaker 1 (41:57):
Well, imagine Rodster had the jams too, Maggie, you know
I got something to say to you. Great question. No
we don't know, great question. All right, Rolling Stones, Brown
Sugar nineteen seventy one.
Speaker 6 (42:10):
What's that about brown Sugar?
Speaker 1 (42:12):
Well, this one is not just about race. It's not
just about age, but it's about race. Yeah, just like
a black girl should. The song is about slavery, sex,
and underage girls, and has long been criticized for both
racist and misogynistic undertones. The band is stop performing it.
Speaker 3 (42:27):
Yeah, that's a good idea.
Speaker 1 (42:28):
So here's a creepy one that most people don't know
is creepy unless they know it's creepy because they feel
like it's a love song at first.
Speaker 3 (42:35):
But the police.
Speaker 1 (42:37):
Every breath you take, every move you make, everything good day. No, no, no, no, no,
I'll be watching you.
Speaker 3 (42:44):
It's a stalking song.
Speaker 1 (42:47):
Yeah.
Speaker 8 (42:47):
I mean you're saying every movie you make, I'm gonna
be watching you. But it sounds lovely, but.
Speaker 1 (42:51):
It's not lovely. It's it's literally written as a stalking song.
Speaker 6 (42:55):
That and it got so popular we still that one's
still acceptable though, right, yeah.
Speaker 3 (42:59):
Because I didn't really do anything wrong. We don't know it's illegal.
Maybe it's just was pretty illegal. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (43:07):
Uh. Here is from Nil sadaka Happy Birthday, Sweet sixteen.
Tonight's the night I've waited for because you're not a
baby anymore. Who so about a girl turning sixteen? What
year that's not that old?
Speaker 2 (43:21):
Right?
Speaker 3 (43:21):
Meals to talk? Is not nineteen sixty one? Yeah? Oh boy? Yeah, Like,
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (43:28):
Walls were different than Thank Kevin for Little Girls by
Maurice Chevrolet. No, you see if that's in the system,
I mean literally the entire concept nineteen fifty eight, it's
not good. I hope we don't have in our system.
If we do, burn the system, just light the whole
room on fire.
Speaker 3 (43:46):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (43:47):
And then there's one called Christine sixteen from Kiss in
nineteen seventy seven. I don't usually say things like this
to girls your age. Paul Stanley was in his twenties,
Gene Simmons was nearly thirty. Christ and the song was
well sixteen. So what did he say?
Speaker 3 (44:04):
We don't want to We don't want to know. There's
a point where I stopped, Hey, Ray, do we have
that really terrible song in the system? No? No, thank god?
All right, those are all in the band list. Know
how I feel after that list?
Speaker 1 (44:17):
Not really for bandon books, but I'm good for banning
those creepy songs.
Speaker 3 (44:20):
Okay, well, thanks again. Let's watch for that second.
Speaker 1 (44:22):
You're welcome, Bobby Bones show Sorry up today.
Speaker 7 (44:27):
This story comes us from Louisville, Kentucky. A police officer was,
you know, doing his job training a new officer, and
one day he's on duty, he's like, you know what,
I should probably text her a picture of my pistol.
And so we and I'm not talking about the one
in the holster, folks.
Speaker 6 (44:43):
Oh okay.
Speaker 7 (44:44):
And so now he's a former police officer.
Speaker 6 (44:47):
I figured that's what you meant by me.
Speaker 3 (44:49):
Too, And I thought, well, even that could be bad.
Speaker 1 (44:52):
Yeah, if you sent a picture of your gun like
that could be seen as like a threat or something.
Speaker 3 (44:56):
But this is worse. It's worse. I'm lunchbox.
Speaker 7 (45:01):
That's your bonehead story of the day.
Speaker 3 (45:04):
What is it?
Speaker 10 (45:04):
There's some video man that I watched on TikTok and
I can't stop thinking about it because I love Tony Danza,
like I loved Who's the Boss. I thought he was awesome,
But this video is not a good look.
Speaker 3 (45:16):
What do you have? The audio play?
Speaker 6 (45:18):
One two, three floor wows?
Speaker 3 (45:20):
News shows so often you know what's he doing?
Speaker 10 (45:23):
So he is like doing a press tour for like
a TV station, and they're about to put him on
a local TV station and they don't He doesn't know
he's on. He doesn't know that they can hear him,
and he's like, what is local news?
Speaker 3 (45:34):
This is stupid? Why why am I on local news?
How long go is this? It was a while back?
Speaker 13 (45:38):
Okay?
Speaker 3 (45:39):
Hit it?
Speaker 6 (45:39):
One two, three, four wows.
Speaker 1 (45:41):
News shows so often, you know, and those news shows
are terrible, Tony.
Speaker 3 (45:45):
I'm telling I just.
Speaker 6 (45:46):
Realized because I'm hearing the news show in the background.
Speaker 15 (45:49):
Now you always think that you're doing those good morning shows,
but this is one of those news shows.
Speaker 6 (45:53):
I don't want to do this, Tony.
Speaker 3 (45:55):
I'm going to be part of the local news.
Speaker 7 (45:57):
How exciting, Tony Danza, I don't know.
Speaker 1 (46:01):
Murder in Mayhem and the Rescue in California, Tony dan
I'm so excited.
Speaker 6 (46:07):
Okay, Tony, can you hear me? Now? Yes, I can.
Speaker 8 (46:10):
Okay, we're going to start the.
Speaker 6 (46:11):
Interview now, no murdering mayhem, just the interview about your movie.
Speaker 1 (46:14):
You ready?
Speaker 3 (46:15):
Oh you heard me? That's pretty funny local news.
Speaker 1 (46:22):
It's kind of funny though, why we were so bad
about that when he's.
Speaker 3 (46:25):
Talking about something he's bad.
Speaker 1 (46:27):
Yeah, I don't think he's a bad person from that,
I think, Yeah, it's so cringey man, Mobby.
Speaker 6 (46:34):
Is there a chance that, like he he's just joking,
like he.
Speaker 1 (46:37):
Knew no, no, no, no, he wasn't joking. But I
also think it's funny he's like, yeah, you heard me,
all right. I think that kind of represents to he
is like, okay, you heard me, let's just do it.
Speaker 3 (46:46):
He got busteds whateppened. That's pretty funny.
Speaker 1 (46:48):
Oh I don't think I think different of him. Now,
don't let it, hey, don't let that kill your your
vision and your version.
Speaker 8 (46:54):
He said something derogatory or then we'd have to feel
a certain way.
Speaker 6 (46:58):
But that seemed okay.
Speaker 1 (46:59):
Remember member the governor Rick Perry adios mofo. Yeah remember
that one. Yeah, okay, so.
Speaker 3 (47:08):
We're done and We'll see you tomorrow. Bye everybody. Yeah,
The Bobby Bone Show.
Speaker 1 (47:13):
The Bobby Bones Show theme song, written, produced and sang
by Reid Yarberry. You can find his instagram at Red Yarberry,
Scuba Steve executive producer, Ray Mundo, Head of Production. I'm
Bobby Bones. My instagram is mister Bobby Bones. Thank you
for listening to the podcast.
Hosts And Creators
Bobby Bones
Amy Brown
Lunchbox
Eddie Garcia
Morgan Huelsman
Raymundo
Mike D
Abby Anderson
Scuba Steve