WEDS PT 1: We Reveal Why Amy Was Late + Why Bobby Hates A Celebrity + Famous TV Couples + Amy Slams Eddie's Dad Bod

A listener wanted us to update and reveal why Amy was late recently. After having days to think about it, Amy finally figured it out and defended why she was late to work. In the Anonymous Inbox, Bobby helps a listener whose husband got fit and now she wants to tell him that he misses his dad bod. Bobby gives everyone a famous TV couple, they have to name the TV show.  Bobby revealed why he hates a certain celeb that he feels puts things out into the world just to prove they are perfect.

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:01):
We'll go Tommy Transmittingliza, what's up?

Speaker 2 (00:11):
Everybody, Welcome to Wednesday show More in a studio one.
Let's get to it. We talked about on the show
last week. We had a call about it yesterday. This
was the voicemail we played. I was listening to the
podcast today and you guys were talking about Amy was
late at some point, and it.

Speaker 3 (00:28):
Wasn't when she got locked in her room.

Speaker 2 (00:30):
The caller called in a few.

Speaker 4 (00:31):
Months ago that said something about it really drives her
crazy when you guys.

Speaker 2 (00:35):
Start to say something but you don't finish it.

Speaker 5 (00:38):
This was kind of one of those moments where.

Speaker 6 (00:40):
We all now want to know, so just saying, I
hope we get to find out tomorrow.

Speaker 2 (00:45):
Love the show tomorrow is now today, And that was
never meant to be a segment. And then it turns
out Amy didn't know. And the whole thing was nobody
in the show has been late to anything in years.
It's our culture. You respect everybody, so you get everywhere
on time because everybody else got there on time. And
I said, the only person ever been late in the
last whatever amount of years is Amy and she's like,
I don't think I have so lunchbox knew immediately. I

(01:09):
knew obviously, what are you.

Speaker 7 (01:10):
Thinking, Well, yeah, you knew you've been holding onto it.

Speaker 2 (01:12):
Didn't know I've been hold I didn't think about it
a second time. I've already let it go.

Speaker 7 (01:16):
That's not what you said.

Speaker 2 (01:17):
You said, I'm just singing. Oh yeah.

Speaker 8 (01:25):
It definitely took me a while to piece it all together,
and I was like, oh my gosh, yes, the home
run derby and listeners probably would have seen that on
the live because I think at one point you go, well,
Amy's finally here.

Speaker 2 (01:36):
True, but see what.

Speaker 7 (01:37):
Threw me off?

Speaker 8 (01:38):
As you were like, she didn't even she had an excuse,
and it wasn't even good.

Speaker 7 (01:41):
I never gave an excuse.

Speaker 2 (01:42):
I know the excuse too, because my wife was talked
to you on the phone and you were like, I
just kept driving.

Speaker 8 (01:46):
I say, she gave an excuse and it wasn't good
because I never gave one. Yes, I was on the
phone with your wife and I got a little sidetracked
because I saw that I was going to be driving
by your house, but.

Speaker 2 (01:55):
You weren't driving by your house. That's not the way there.

Speaker 7 (01:58):
Yeah, but on my map, I thought it.

Speaker 8 (02:00):
Was excuse and then I got excited to see if
she could hear me honk from the road, and I
got hot and I was six, that's why ask her,
And she was like, I didn't hear that. I'm like,
you didn't hear that, that's crazy.

Speaker 2 (02:16):
But that wasn't even the way to the field was though.

Speaker 7 (02:18):
It was.

Speaker 8 (02:20):
Then I looked at the map and I'm like, oh, shoot,
I was supposed to turn before your house, not after
your house. But I was on your road, but I
had to turn before, not after. But I got a
little excited about figuring out she.

Speaker 7 (02:31):
Could hear me honk again.

Speaker 8 (02:33):
So then I turn around and have to loop all
the way back around and then turn past your house
the other way. So I got to drive by again
and honk again.

Speaker 2 (02:42):
Oh my gosh, she didn't.

Speaker 7 (02:43):
Hear that time either.

Speaker 2 (02:45):
I didn't know about the honky thing. That morning, when
I got back, she was like, how to go? I said, good,
except Amy was late. She was It's first time anybody's
been late for years. I said. I didn't say anything
because whatever, and she was like she was. I was
talked to her this morning. She was right on time.
I was on the phone. I was like, she had
your back because she was like she was on time.
I was talking to her. I didn't know you were
trying to drive by our house and halk so she
could hear you. You just made a more mad. That's

(03:07):
like not even a real thing.

Speaker 7 (03:09):
I didn't think I was gonna be late.

Speaker 8 (03:11):
Still at that point, my map, still listen, my map
showed me I was gonna be there on time. Then
when I accidentally had to detour past.

Speaker 2 (03:17):
Your house twice, wasn't accidental? You just didn't follow the map?

Speaker 8 (03:20):
No, No, you have to No, when I can't multitask, Okay,
so I can't look at a map and talk on
the phone and then get excited about whether or not
she can hear me.

Speaker 2 (03:31):
Hawk, So why is that exciting? Note, I don't know.

Speaker 7 (03:33):
It's just like an experiment.

Speaker 8 (03:35):
And then I go and then I missed the field again,
and I end up in some church and I called
Scuba and I'm like, I'm here. It says I'm here,
but I don't see y'all, and he's like, keep driving around,
keep driving around.

Speaker 7 (03:47):
Then sure up there y'all are with a bunch of kids.

Speaker 2 (03:49):
There were the kids.

Speaker 3 (03:51):
There were no kids to pay those in a bat
and you were at the school next to the field.

Speaker 8 (03:56):
Then, but that's when I was like, how did I miss.

Speaker 2 (03:59):
Fifteen minutes late?

Speaker 7 (04:00):
I wasn't fifteen minutes.

Speaker 2 (04:01):
We had already started, not fifteen minutes.

Speaker 8 (04:03):
Like, there's no way that would be impossible, because then
that would mean I would have never been on time.

Speaker 7 (04:06):
All I did was detour slightly to.

Speaker 8 (04:09):
Hong Kong, and I didn't even that wasn't even on purpose.

Speaker 7 (04:12):
That's because I thought.

Speaker 8 (04:13):
I was like, oh my gosh, I'm gonna be driving
right by your house.

Speaker 7 (04:15):
That's crazy. And then I was like, oh, whato's I
supposed to turn before your house?

Speaker 2 (04:21):
Okay, But now that you know the excuse, is this
a good excuse?

Speaker 8 (04:23):
Don't it? Don't increase the time? It was not fifteen minutes.

Speaker 7 (04:28):
I mean it was like maybe six.

Speaker 2 (04:32):
It was already started a few minutes late to begin with.

Speaker 8 (04:36):
And then well, I'll check my call oug to see
when I called the scoop of Steve because I called
to say I'm here and I don't see y'all.

Speaker 2 (04:43):
But that doesn't count when you got there.

Speaker 7 (04:45):
Yeah, I understand that I'm the one.

Speaker 2 (04:49):
Yeah, oh wait, this is me getting into my state here.

Speaker 8 (04:53):
That hulk it definitely wasn't intentional. It was just like
a weird morning.

Speaker 2 (05:01):
And the fact that she went back to honk again.

Speaker 7 (05:05):
I didn't go back. I had to because I had
to turn around.

Speaker 2 (05:08):
What's the ultimate payoff, Like, let's remove the late thing
because who cares?

Speaker 7 (05:12):
Who cares? We care? I don't like to be late.

Speaker 2 (05:15):
I moved the late thing. What's the what's the greatest
possible scenario of her hearing you honk when you drive by?
Will like? What's the wind there? She says.

Speaker 7 (05:26):
The point you're thinking, I drove by your.

Speaker 2 (05:28):
House before that, I did because the map didn't go there.

Speaker 7 (05:33):
I thought it did. But the turn was before. But
because I wasn't looking out.

Speaker 2 (05:37):
At a mile before yeah, way before Yeah.

Speaker 8 (05:41):
Okay, okay, So when I was at that I'm not
going to say because I'm not trying to give away
where you live, but when I was at a light,
that's when I saw I'm going to be driving by
your house. So then I just never looked at the
map again.

Speaker 2 (05:54):
Well you're on the island the last light. Person's always
on the island.

Speaker 7 (05:56):
Am okay?

Speaker 2 (05:58):
Well it was this is me and to go.

Speaker 8 (06:03):
I fully prepared, like to be there on time, so
that's why it was ridiculous that I was late. And
then when I walked up, I was like, he might
send me home, like he might, he really might.

Speaker 7 (06:12):
And then you didn't, and I was like, maybe he
didn't know.

Speaker 8 (06:16):
You didn't know because you know, Amy's finally here.

Speaker 2 (06:20):
Why didn't you hawk when.

Speaker 3 (06:20):
You showed up so we can see if we could
hear you.

Speaker 2 (06:24):
Hey, don't go out now and honk in that parking garage.
I said, we hear you now, that'd be cool.

Speaker 3 (06:28):
Stop.

Speaker 8 (06:29):
I just really think I who knew that, like bushes
could block a hank because I.

Speaker 2 (06:35):
Experiment. Okay, so we're done.

Speaker 9 (06:38):
Everybody good, Okay, thank you.

Speaker 1 (06:49):
The question to.

Speaker 2 (06:59):
Hello Bobby Bell as my husband recently got motivated to
get into shape. He's now down sixty pounds and feeling
more confident than ever. The problem is I miss his dad, bod.
Not only that he spends more time now going to
the gym and meal prepping than with me and the kids,
and so we don't see him as much in the evenings.
It's great that he's healthy, but his plan is to

(07:19):
keep losing weight and gaining muscle, and I'm worried I
will start to find him less attractive. Can I tell
him I miss his body the way it was without
ruining his newfound confidence? Signed lover of dad bods. Here's
the answer. You do not find his body less attractive. Yah,
you don't know that she doesn't. She finds the fact
that he's not around as much less attractive because she

(07:39):
mentions that as like a side But that's the truth there,
that he spends more time at the gym and not
with the kids. So it's either A that she doesn't
like that he's not around as much, or B she
is losing confidence in herself because he is looking we'll
say good. I don't know what he looks like, but
we'll just use the word good. So I don't think

(08:01):
it's about his body, because I think you're gonna love
him regardless and the whole I just like a dadbod better.
That's never true. So this is either A you want
him home more and I think that's a conversation of
can you go at times that doesn't affect our family
time together, or B you can express your insecurities and

(08:23):
if you're insecure about them, you can also do little
things to feel more secure. It is not the main
symptom of him just looking hotter. You can be insecure
that people are gonna want him more. There could be
some insecurity there. So it's not that you miss his
dadbod because you wouldn't have mentioned the other stuff. The

(08:46):
other stuff wouldn't have mentioned the article. It would just
been I miss how soft and unhealthy and the fact
that he's probably gonna dial earlier. Well, she wouldn't say
all that I know exactly, but that would be what
it is, if that's what this email was. It was
I really just miss how he looks when he's sixty
pounds heavier than he is now. But there's probably something

(09:06):
about him that And I can understand if for some reason,
I think Eddie started to be super in shape and
started to cut up and like, and everybody's like, well,
like a hot Eddie is all the time. I think
you're not my husband, But I think that would feel like,
oh man, Eddie's.

Speaker 4 (09:23):
Getting night, and then you want me to get my
dad Bod back.

Speaker 2 (09:25):
I'd start to like sneak you like some butter butter,
some butter he treats.

Speaker 4 (09:30):
I'm telling you, my wife has told me that she
misses my dad body.

Speaker 2 (09:35):
No, she misses you around and she misses you not.

Speaker 7 (09:37):
Wait, hold on, is Eddie implying he still doesn't have one?

Speaker 4 (09:41):
Oh, Dad boy's rude? I work hard, my dad body.

Speaker 7 (09:45):
Oh I thought you thought. I thought you thought you
still had one too.

Speaker 4 (09:48):
Well, I look, I think dadbods. Are you're underestimating dadbods.

Speaker 2 (09:52):
I'm not. I'm not.

Speaker 8 (09:54):
I was only saying what you've said, So I was
just I was just clarifying.

Speaker 2 (09:57):
I think your wife probably wants you home once. You
doesn't matter, you're not the email, amy your thoughts on
the email.

Speaker 8 (10:04):
Yeah, I think change can be uncomfortable for a lot
of people. So the reasons you listed very well could
be one of those things. And she's gonna have to
get used to the to the change.

Speaker 2 (10:16):
Like the key in this is that he feels so
much better about himself, Like that's the most important thing.

Speaker 7 (10:22):
Yeah, I want that for my partner.

Speaker 2 (10:23):
Yeah. And secondly, but it's a very close second that
he is not abandoning all of his family time because
that also is very important. So it's finding the balance there,
because I'm telling you you don't. When people say they
find dad bods hotter, know what they find horder is
the person that has it because they're able to do
more human things and spend time with them and be
loving and not be at the gym all day and

(10:44):
be focused on all those granular daily activities that are
in constant that.

Speaker 4 (10:50):
My wife said that, you know, like when you lay
when she lay her head on my chest, You're like,
do you want your pillow to.

Speaker 2 (10:55):
Be a rock? Or I got pillows for you at
your best? Your pillow was never a rock. It's the same.
Your chest is the same.

Speaker 4 (11:02):
You don't want to lay down on a rock, dude,
do you want to lay the fluffy pillow?

Speaker 2 (11:06):
You've never been a rock. And also, a chest is
almost never a fluffy pillow, like a belly that could
be a fluffy pillow. That's how I know she's lying.
I think this is more than just him putting the
weight back on. I think there's something for both of you.
He needs to find a time to go. He's not
taking so much time away from the family, and you
need to figure out why that whatever trace of insecurity

(11:26):
is creeping in is creeping in. That's what I would recommend.
Thank you for the email. Close it up if you
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(11:47):
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(12:09):
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that are lost on me, and one includes rainbows because

(12:30):
I don't see colors like everybody else. I'm usually not
that blong away by rainbows. Oh I don't hate them,
but it's lost on me right Another one is black licorice.
It tastes like robotussin in the shape of a twizzler.
I don't know a single person that I don't know. Yeah,
you know a single person likes black licorice coffee in general,
even expensive coffee, because like you're spending a lot for

(12:51):
like bad tasting water, what's the difference in spending a
little bit for bad tasting water. I don't I know
I'm wrong on these, I know, right, it's just lost
on me. Don't like coffee, peanut butter. I was thinking
about this even more. I hate peanut butter. Now. The
weird thing is I love peanuts, I love butter. I
love almond butter. I even I tried this at home.

(13:14):
I put a peanut in butter and ate it and
it was good. I don't like peanut.

Speaker 7 (13:18):
Butter, but you put a peanut and butter just.

Speaker 2 (13:21):
To see, yeah, just to see, just to see.

Speaker 8 (13:24):
Pet butter has nothing to do with peanut butter. Peanuts
are just smushed up.

Speaker 2 (13:32):
And everybody loves it. So I know that I'm probably missing,
but it's lost on me. Uh the Sopranos never watched
that show. I'm sure it's great. Walking going on a walk.
Hate it? I'm sure there's something to it. Hate it? Hey,
you going on a walk? Ever? Go on a walk?
I either want to.

Speaker 7 (13:45):
One of the best things is going on a walk
and seeing a rainbow.

Speaker 2 (13:49):
That's pretty good.

Speaker 3 (13:50):
Wow.

Speaker 2 (13:51):
Well, so I bring this all up because I think
this was lost on Amy, but she gets it now
and I'm talking about oh shallow May because all of
us guys were like, we listed the biggest superstar actors
right now, We're all like Timothy Shallomey and Amy, Like,
I don't, I don't get it.

Speaker 7 (14:08):
It was lost on me.

Speaker 2 (14:08):
Okay.

Speaker 8 (14:09):
However, however, I watched that Bob Dylan movie he did
I haven't seen, but that was really good. I mean,
I was on an airplane, so I had nothing else
to do. So I decided, how many of this old
Timothy you try? Because the guys were raving about him,
like I think you'll all went.

Speaker 7 (14:24):
Around the room and y'all sort of confess like that's
like your man.

Speaker 8 (14:28):
Crush that I feel like you were all obsessed with him,
And I was like, what, I.

Speaker 2 (14:34):
Think you want us to have a man crush. We
just he was like a top. We just think he's cool.

Speaker 3 (14:41):
To hang out.

Speaker 8 (14:41):
This is what the guys are into. I get it now, Okay,
so I liked it.

Speaker 2 (14:45):
I don't know.

Speaker 8 (14:46):
He just has a vibe about it. It's a vibe exactly.
You can't explain it. It's just I don't know. It's like,
what did the kids say, riz?

Speaker 2 (14:58):
Now, did you watch Dune? No?

Speaker 8 (15:00):
I only watched the Bob Dylan movie, which Bob Dylan.

Speaker 7 (15:03):
What a butt head? Go ahead, well, I mean I guess.

Speaker 8 (15:08):
The I say that because the first word that came
to mine was just kind of an ass yeah he said,
but he we kind of got the point of that.
Why I don't I don't know. It's like, early on,
you really liked him and you're rooting for him, and
then once he got the fame, like the Unknown Man
or whatever, I think that was the name of the film,

(15:30):
Complete Unknown, he he just kind of turned into a jerk.
And I don't know why he was so hurtful to
those around him that were there from the beginning, like
elevating him. And I get his evolution and in wanting
to evolve and not be so reliant on this one
particular style of music, But I'm like, gosh.

Speaker 2 (15:53):
I haven't seen the movie. Should I watch it? Yeah?

Speaker 7 (15:55):
I think you would really like it.

Speaker 2 (15:57):
I'm not a huge Bob Dylan fan, but I understand
his significant You love Timothy, Yeah, I watched it.

Speaker 7 (16:02):
Yeah, watch it. Watch it for Timothy and then yeah,
just I sort of like us watching Timothy.

Speaker 2 (16:08):
Stay for the music, that's right. Yeah, Okay, so now
you get it.

Speaker 7 (16:11):
I get it.

Speaker 2 (16:12):
It's time for news, Bobby. A couple of Michigan had
their wedding anniversary and they were going to sit down
have dinner to celebrate. They also bought a scratch off
and they bought it scratched at won two million dollars
on their wedding. Wow, Happy anniversary. The forty four year

(16:32):
old woman told Michigan Lottery officials that the day began
with the purchase of a diamonds of Gold scratch off ticket. Quote.
My husband and I like playing scratch offs, especially the
diamonds of Gold. We scratched the ticket off together on
our wedding anniversary, and my husband noticed a two million
dollar prize. First. See, I would have thought that was
somebody playing a prank.

Speaker 1 (16:50):
Come.

Speaker 2 (16:50):
I would have thought if my husband playing a bank on me.
If I were the wife the winning couple said they're
going to buy a house, make investments, and set some
money aside to their children's college funds. Hey, happy anniversary,
do you guys? No kidding? That's I have some scratch
offs in my bedroom. I've been holding for like five
months because there's something about them. What do you mean
there's something about I haven't. I haven't scratched them. You
have a feeling I do. A wise man once said,

(17:12):
I got a feeling. I have refused to scratch them.
They've been sitting on my bedside for five months. If
you were to win the lottery, lunch.

Speaker 4 (17:23):
Boss would be so mad, So would you, Eddie, Nah,
I wouldn't care, Like why, Like you're the one that
gets so jealous, Like these people it was their anniversary.

Speaker 2 (17:33):
They want too of the You don't know these people, and.

Speaker 4 (17:34):
You're like grabbing anniversary, you do, Bobby wins, Oh my gosh.

Speaker 2 (17:39):
Yeah, And I these tickets. I put a date on
my calendar hold on February March April major. It's almost
five months. On the eighth, it will be five months.
They've been sitting in my bedside because I just feel
something special about them. And my wife's like, why are
these lottery tickets. They scratch offs sitting there and I'm like,

(18:00):
I don't know. Something has kept me from scratching them.
Isn't that crazy? Yeah? Anyway, that's all I got for now,
is not a bit. I could walk you up to
the house and show you. But uh, that's it. Congratulations
to them, That's what it's all about. That was tell
me something good. Hey, lunchbox, let's try a game here. Okay. Yeah,

(18:22):
So we've announced our iHeart Radio Music Festival. I'm gonna
give you some of the artists playing, and you give
me one of their songs. Okay, by the way, our
fifteenth annual iHeart Radio Music Festival, presented by Capitol One
back in Vegas, September nineteenth, twenty at the Tmobile Arena,
sing me a song from Jelly Roll.

Speaker 3 (18:43):
Oh he is, I am not okay. It's okay, I'll
be okay, but it's all right not to be okay.

Speaker 2 (18:53):
Or my my song. He just knows titles and has
no idea how to sing the song. Huh uh hold on, uh,
because you do know the titles here, I can't. How
about this one? How about this one?

Speaker 3 (19:09):
We only pray when we need help. We only speak
to God when we need help. I'm pretty much they
like five songs.

Speaker 2 (19:19):
That was closed, but you knew the titles. But I
don't feel like you knew any of the songs. But
you know what, I will give you that one because
you knew so many titles. One that's cool. Next up,
Hella cool jam.

Speaker 3 (19:33):
Mama said knock you Oh, Mama said knock you O.

Speaker 2 (19:38):
I give you that one. Next one Maroon five. Yeah,
it's uh a Sunday morning Wow. And another one.

Speaker 3 (19:51):
I don't know if it's the same song, but it's
like making out in the pouring rain.

Speaker 2 (19:58):
Yeah, phone booth. Nah, that's a different song you're doing trying?
Yeah this morning Sunday morning tereson coment. Uh no, lunch
watch you're thinking of that one? She will be loved, Yes,
will be loved. You want to know how I know

(20:21):
about the porn rain making out? I don't really care.
Not Well, I'm gonna tell you anyway. Okay.

Speaker 3 (20:25):
Uh So I went to see Maroon five in San Antonio.
Some chick from college want to go, and we had
lawn seats at the Amphitheater right there and shirts, I
guess is really.

Speaker 2 (20:34):
What it was.

Speaker 3 (20:34):
And then that song was on. It was porn Rain
and we were making out in the grass. Boom man,
Tim mcgrawl, Uh, Tim McGraw, Take Jimmy Johnson, Take Tommy Thompson.

Speaker 2 (20:50):
Bo that's good. Take any one in the world, as
long as she don't go take any boy. And okay, it's.

Speaker 3 (21:02):
Oh barbecue on that white T shirt. You were killing
me in that mini skirt.

Speaker 2 (21:08):
Mariah Carey who Santa Baby? No, but that's not it.
It's funny. He went Christmas. That's not it. But do
another Christmas one. It's not hers.

Speaker 3 (21:23):
No, oh, it's not all I want for Christmas my
two front teeth. Uh.

Speaker 2 (21:30):
She does a Christmas one though, I know that. That's
why we thought it was funny. You went to Santa Baby.
Ah Man, I'll give you a hand because you're not
gonna get this point, but I want you to get it.
I don't ya for Christmas, come on go but no, no, no, no,
don't turn into being Crosby. Stay up, Stay up. I

(21:51):
don't want a lot for Christmas, but what I know No, okay,
it's a I don't want to lie for Christmas.

Speaker 8 (22:01):
This is it.

Speaker 2 (22:01):
All I want Christmas is you. But all I want
is you. That's all I was gonna say.

Speaker 3 (22:08):
You never said that, I said, but he interrupted that no,
because you you went like, b.

Speaker 2 (22:15):
Yes, so far playing our festival. Okay, how about this one,
Lil Wayne Scissor Purple Dry. You're just saying things now
that now where's.

Speaker 9 (22:31):
Yeah, I'm out a mellie, A mellie, Allie me melly.

Speaker 2 (22:37):
Yeah, yes, he missed that one.

Speaker 3 (22:41):
How about this is gonna be crazy me, Lil Wayne
and Jolly Roll all in Vegas together.

Speaker 2 (22:46):
I bet you never going in fifty feet of them
unless they're on the stage and you have like a
pit pass at cheering. Oh, I know that one. I
know him.

Speaker 3 (22:59):
Um what is it called? Oh I'm in love with
the shape of you? Yeah good, I'm in love with
the shape? Yeah good? Pretty good dude.

Speaker 2 (23:12):
Something you want know.

Speaker 3 (23:13):
But let me tell you I saw him when he
came here. That is pretty talented. Played our He played
our show.

Speaker 7 (23:21):
He did like in our studio, in our studio.

Speaker 3 (23:24):
Oh, I don't remember that. I saw him at the
stadium and I was like, this dude was just up
there by himself and he commanded the attention of the
whole football stadium.

Speaker 2 (23:34):
I was like, that's pretty cool, Adams. No, I don't
know you guys, I literally.

Speaker 3 (23:41):
Have Oh I know one buck your shoe to lock back,
start back at you? Is that Freddy Krueger?

Speaker 2 (23:52):
This aunt coming for It's like Ryan McKnight, Brian McKnight.
Oh one you like dream that I was thinking of
Brian ing Night. Yeah, no, way off, no, Brian Adams.
I got my first.

Speaker 3 (24:07):
Real six dring that to that and and you know what,
I know what the sixth string is.

Speaker 2 (24:15):
It's a guitar.

Speaker 3 (24:17):
Okay, well, we had that quiz one time on this
show like two years ago, and I had no idea,
But now I know because you said that.

Speaker 2 (24:23):
Was the example. John Fogerty smoke on the water, that'd
be deep purple. Okay, not smoking. You're around it though.
Hold on, now that's that. That's Otis Redding sitting on
the dock of the bay. You know reading. Well, Bobby
likes that guy. I'm just trying to I loved you,
loved John Fogerty. I know you used to go see him.

(24:46):
My first concerts ever. He was in Clearence clear Water Revival. Yep, exactly.
What's the name the band again? Clearence clear Water revival. Oh,
Clarence Clearance, Yeah, Clarence eight, Clearwater Revival. Gosh, uh it's
the band's Credence clear Water Revival. But he was in it. Yeah, singer.

(25:07):
He did the theme of Wonder Years. No, no, no,
Dan not true. Uh so John Fogerty does like from Credence.
He did like it, Amy hit Amy, I ain't no
fortunate one? Remember that song? No, I don't know that one. Okay,
how about down on the Corner, That's the one I
was trying to come out in the street, willing in

(25:29):
the purple? Or how about Oh Sue is a cute
don't don't I've heard that one? Yeah? What about There's
a Batman, There's a the Rise? Yeah, okay, how about
one more? How about the Ring one? No, that Tina
Turner one? Oh oh yeah yeah he did that. Was

(25:53):
that the one Rolling on the River? Oh yeah, proud Yeah,
it's okod he did primary anyway, But then he did
put me in coach by himself. I'm ready to play today.
You know that one? Yeah? I know that one? Sing
for me and coach. I'm playing left field, no centerfield,
called centerfield, whatever, but I know it. Let's try one

(26:16):
more Sammy Hagar. Come on, dude, I don't know who
that is.

Speaker 3 (26:22):
Uh, oh, Mama, don't let your cowboys grow up to
be a cowboy.

Speaker 2 (26:28):
That's Willie, that's Willy Nelson. He's I think he's thinking
of I'll be honest, I thought, seeing we're using Merle Haggard,
Sammy Hagar, he's not with us anymore. Lunchbogs. Yeah, if
they give Merle to come play, I'm for sure there.
Sammy Hagar was in Van Halen.

Speaker 3 (26:50):
Excuse me? Who was the guy we we worked with?
Sammy all Read?

Speaker 2 (26:55):
Yeah, Sammy Alread was a country music like radio personality,
and you think you'd be playing my heart? I thought
I was, like, man, he was amazing.

Speaker 7 (27:02):
Is she no longer with us? Or should image?

Speaker 2 (27:06):
I'm not sure. I don't know. I don't want to
jump out there and say that, but I I think
he passed.

Speaker 4 (27:11):
I think he passed Merle for sure.

Speaker 2 (27:14):
So Van Halen, what oh jump? Might as well jump? Yeah?

Speaker 7 (27:20):
Go ahead and jump?

Speaker 2 (27:21):
Okay? I one more the offspring? Oh? Oh you know this?
You know multiples? The off spring? Mmm? Okay?

Speaker 3 (27:33):
Uh they are the ones that sing Jimmy's Moms got it.

Speaker 2 (27:39):
Going on Classic Jimmy, Jimmy went the hot mom.

Speaker 3 (27:43):
Jimmy's mom, No, Stacey's.

Speaker 2 (27:46):
Mom was you finally got the song? But that that
is not the same band. Okay, Offspring, BND, you're thinking
about Fountains of Wayne. That was Fountains Wayne. Don't know
who they are, Offspring.

Speaker 3 (27:56):
Uh and give me Santoria, Crystal Ball, Sublime okay, Uh,
Santa Monica, Boulevard ever Clear.

Speaker 2 (28:08):
I think he just did uh Cheryl Crow. Oh, I
thought he was doing Santa I thought he was doing
Ever Clear Santa Monica, because I think you're right he
was doing yo job. Okay, Offspring A couple of them. Uh,
all the girls say, I'm pretty fly for a white guy,
or you gotta keep them separated? That one, yeah, I

(28:32):
know about those. Okay, well it's a heck of a festival.
That sounds pretty good. And then some people that I
don't even know. Oh, well, so you don't even know.
That's crazy. I have no idea who f e I
d is fired or Feed anybody? Morgan?

Speaker 7 (28:50):
No, I have no idea.

Speaker 2 (28:52):
Yeah, uh yeah, no nor Wheelhouse, Brian Adams at Cheer
and Feed. I don't know Guerrilla Jelly role Jopoverdy. I'm
all good there, Justice, they know justices. I know Victoria
Justice from back in the day on Nickelodeons. Who I know? Yeah,
not her though, bow Wayne Local, Jim Urih, Cary Ruin five,

(29:13):
Sammy Haygar, Tate McCrae. I'm good with her offspring to mcgral, Yeah,
the two. I don't know her feed and Justice. He
is from Colombia. Oh so it's a Latino artist.

Speaker 7 (29:22):
His real name is Solomon Valada Hooya.

Speaker 2 (29:25):
He's from Madelon. Hey, how Caucasian of me to have no?

Speaker 3 (29:31):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (29:31):
And I think Justice is ed m ish Ah. How
non European of meme electronic duo? Where are they from?

Speaker 7 (29:41):
A French electronic music do?

Speaker 2 (29:43):
I said? How non European of me? Yeah? It's the
festival is gonna be awesome. Tickets go on sale to
Capital one holders on the eleventh next week, and then
general on seal is next? Is it next Friday thirteenth?
Is that we have a Friday thirteenth coming next week?
Somebodys getting murdered on this show. Somebody will die next week.
Oh my gosh, I hate to make that prediction, but

(30:03):
somebody's gonna die next week. I mean, it's part of
the thirteenth Oh no, And if I'm gonna have to
kill them just to make it happen, it's got to
be a bit. And now time for the most interesting
segment in the world today. First off, Sandra Bullock says,
everybody should be a waitress. Here you go, hit the clip.

Speaker 10 (30:22):
The precursor to acting is you become a waitress if
you are in the way.

Speaker 2 (30:25):
If you know how.

Speaker 10 (30:26):
To navigate eight sets of six top tables, height of
happy hour, drump people, and you can do it without
writing anything down and you remember everything, you can prevent
yourself from being in the ways. Once you've accomplished that
kind of rhythm, I honestly feel you can do anything.

Speaker 2 (30:43):
And I think she definitely is talking about her profession
of acting. But I think as someone who waited tables
for years, that that job is needed by everyone because
after doing that, you will see how people treat you,
and it will make you treat people different and better
for the rest of your life because you will see,
like she said, drunk people, mean people, nice people. It

(31:04):
will teach you. The greatest story is once I spilt
a whole tray of drinks on a guy. You know
when they will person walks out big tray on their
shoulder and I spill the whole thing, dumped it on
one guy, and you left me one of the biggest
tips ever had in a note that was like, hey man,
bad days happened. Keep going like I remember that so vividly,
where someone gave me grace and was super kind to me,

(31:27):
even though it was really one of the I won't
see irresponsible because I didn't do it on purpose, but
I guess it could have been irresponsible. But you also
get people who are so demanding and then leave nothing,
and I think it teaches you the way of the world.
It's the microcosm of the world. So I would say
waiting tables working in the service industry in general, because

(31:49):
then you treat service better. And then secondly, working in retail.
I worked in retail terrible most of the time because
it was people just take crap and throw it in
shelves after that and somebody's got to go back around
and fix it. Retail was your hobby lobby. Yeah, And
like we know, we talked many times about the carts,
but and Lunchbox was a cart guy too. We had

(32:11):
to go and get carts all the time. I think
lunchbox like getting carts though, because it kept him away
from work. Is that true?

Speaker 3 (32:17):
No, it did keep me away from bosses. But I
mean it was hard work. It was one hundred degree
heat and the Sam's Club was on top of the hill,
and so after a BYuT eight hours and people you're
halfway up the hill and they're like, oh, can you
get one more on there? Can you not see me
struggling to get this up the hill? I don't need
to stop my momentum just taking to the story loser, Oh,
I wouldn't say that.

Speaker 2 (32:35):
I would just say people who left it there, well
that's or didn't put it in the middle. But I
think working retail and working service were two of the
better things to happen to me in my life because
you just get more of an understanding of the scope
of people, and then hopefully it teaches you to be
better in your scope. So sure, acting, I am an actor,
but yes, yes, So that's that's story number one. In

(32:57):
this number two, a woman was saying her vowels and
that she loves her husband despite his flaws, which is
kind of funny if you have that relationship. You could
say a little stuff like that. The mother in law interrupted
the bride's vowels to tell the bride that she's not
allowed to say that. Here you go, you're not gonna
has flaw.

Speaker 4 (33:21):
Express let's come, You're not going to ruin my.

Speaker 2 (33:30):
Wow, everybody has flaws, and that's why I love him.

Speaker 4 (33:34):
You you don't have flaw.

Speaker 7 (33:38):
You can get out of my wedding.

Speaker 2 (33:41):
I like eighty three things to say about this. Number one,
I think so much stuff is fake on tik talk
or the internet. I'm gonna tell you why that wasn't fake.
One you can tell either. They all deserve an Emmy,
every single person. It's shot oddly, and then somebody cops
right into the phone, and that's how you kind of know.
It's like, sure, someone's got the crew right in the phone.

(34:02):
So the first thing I think is that she has
to deal with that mother in law the rest of
their life. Oh not even that that that happens there
is so annoying and embarrassing and cringeworthy. It's that she
has to deal with that mother in law the rest
of them while I say their marriage, and that is
like the opposite of what I live with right now,
at least I love my in laws. They're the greatest.

(34:26):
Maybe i'd marry them instead of your right, man, I
didn't say that. You completed that, but man, And then
also you're allowed and you're vowsed with whatever relationship you
have with your partner to do them super serious, do
them kind of funny. I'm sure in their relationship you can.
They were poking at each other a little bit. That's great,
little roasty roast is fine if it's agreed to that.

(34:48):
Mother in law needs to be shaken, not stirred. Another
woman needs to grab her by the shoulders and go.
Because you don't do that, I mean your thoughts when
hearing that, I think.

Speaker 8 (34:59):
It's like pretty crazy, honestly, like something's off, Like there's
a lot more to this narrative that we don't know,
and I do think it's real.

Speaker 2 (35:09):
John Hughes eleven sixty nine. With the TikTok page there,
I just feel bad for the bride. Yeah, and it
immediately goes so you can get out of here. So
they had the Other thing I think of is they've
had issues the yes, that's laughing right in the past,
we see yeah, finally, So as of now, Southwest has
changed and they're charging now for baggage, and apparently they're

(35:33):
raising fares. So this is from the Aravosis report hit it.

Speaker 6 (35:38):
Southwest is now charging seventy dollars round trip for luggage.
They didn't charge this before. An average flight of one
hundred and seventy three dollars, which is the average flight
on Southwest, is now going to be seventy dollars more.
That's over forty percent more an insane hiking a fair increase.
Now Southwest is actually going to be charging you for
picking your seat for starters, but also for this.

Speaker 1 (36:01):
So.

Speaker 2 (36:03):
This is the easy part. Amy thoughts.

Speaker 7 (36:05):
I thought they loved bags.

Speaker 2 (36:07):
Oh yeah, yeah, I thought they just wanted people to
get away. We're doing that. I don't like what they've
taught is in commercials.

Speaker 7 (36:14):
They don't love bags anymore.

Speaker 8 (36:16):
I mean, I've slowly slowly started to drift away because
I lost my status on Southwest anyway, So if I
still had my status, I would be a little bit annoyed.
But now I'm like, okay, well, I've already been flying
other airlines, which felt like really weird for me at
the beginning, but now I'm getting used to it.

Speaker 2 (36:34):
So this is what I shall say, thank you for asking.
Southwest is still even with all this, much cheaper because
they've had to raise their prices, so has everybody else.
And there's a reason people have to raise prices now.
The bags thing is a change they felt like they
needed to make and had to make Southwest right now.
And I don't think I've ever been paid by Southwest

(36:54):
Airlines in my life. I don't think they've ever been
a sponsored for anything. I'm not sure if they have
or not. Southwest is still the way more affordable option.
But yes, prices do go up. Things do cost more.
Fuel is more expensive. And if they thought by raising
bags and prices, but prices will fluctuate as well, the

(37:17):
actual flight price will fluctuate. If they thought that was
going to kill all their business, they wouldn't have done it.
They've put this through research and data, but still as
of now, Southwest is still the most affordable airline now.
The best commercial they ever did wasn't we love our Bags?
That was a good one. It wasn't want to get
away because that was also a great great like it

(37:38):
would mess up. The best one was when they would
go up to that wheel and spin it to see
what size of the plane you would be on, and
Southwest was always the big one because other airlines sometimes
you had for those tiny planes. Southwest is fly those
small planes. To me, that's the best one of all
the three. I am not a Southwest shill as and
I've never I'll say it again, I've never been paid
by Southwest Airlines, but I do think generally speaking, when

(38:00):
affordability meets quality, to me, they're still the best. Now
are they the most affordable? No? You can get on
lunch walk what's the airline? You fly? Spirit? Spirit and
just cross your fingers. Yeah, maybe you'll even get a seat.
Maybe you even get a seat. Sometimes I don't think
you get a seat. You gotta pay for seat. But
you hold on to that thing with the like a subway.

(38:20):
So and then, but you can fly one of the
more expensive ones, like a a Delta or an American.
But yes, I don't hate it's I don't like it,
but I don't hate them for doing it, because that's
showbiz in business. Are the drinks still free? No idea.
If they're not, that would be trouble. That's then I'm out.
I don't even drink. But that's the line. Well, no,

(38:43):
it's not alcoholic drinks.

Speaker 4 (38:44):
It's like a coke, you know, because like if you
fly spirit you gotta pay for those.

Speaker 2 (38:47):
But don't if you get an alcoholic drink, don't. They
basically give you tickets Sometimes if you're you.

Speaker 8 (38:52):
Know, you have to earn the tickets somehow or what
are you doing in the back, like with your status
if you get like if you don't want to get away.

Speaker 7 (39:01):
It doesn't come with a drink ticket. But maybe if you
buy one of.

Speaker 8 (39:03):
The higher tier ticket prices, it comes with a drink ticket.

Speaker 2 (39:07):
I felt pretty dirty. I'll be honest with you. I
got two celebrity stories, one about Sidney Sweeney, one about
Megan Markle. I'm gonna go to lunchbox first. About Sydney Sweeney.
Is this weird or not? Lunchbox? Go ahead. She is
selling soap made out of her bath water. Now I
saw this. It is a you're disgusting too. Eddie just

(39:29):
said that reaction. Hey whoa, I just said that reaction.
So she gets in the bath and takes a bath
and then they make soap with a little bit of
her bath water. Jo I had.

Speaker 3 (39:39):
Lunchbox, Yeah, because there was an ad campaign where she
was sitting in the bath and she was advertising a
body wash and everybody was like, oh my god, I
want the bath water. I would drink that bath water.
And the company was like, man, that's kind of a
good idea. So they put her in the bath and
they captured that water. And now they're going to sell
bars of soap that Sydney Sways Sweeney bathed in, and

(40:01):
let me.

Speaker 2 (40:01):
Tell you, guys, the wrong one he buys Sidney Sweeney,
who's like a League baseball player.

Speaker 3 (40:06):
I gotta be honest, she might be the hottest woman
in Hollywood right now. And I'm just wondering, is it
creepy to buy it?

Speaker 2 (40:16):
It'd be a good novelty gift. Okay, you're creepy too, though,
because that's not how you reacted to it. I just said, huh, No,
you said huh. It's a difference in tone. Uh. But
is there any left? Because it was so viral that
I don't Mike, do you would you look and see
if there's any Sydney Sweeney soap left? Who goes on
sales Friday? Really, do you want it? Lunch bars? I

(40:38):
would love to have it? How much the way he
said it. No, he just could have said, yes, what
would you do with it?

Speaker 3 (40:45):
I'd probably smell it? Okay, rub it on my body.
I mean that's the closest I mean, realistic hole in it.

Speaker 4 (40:54):
Yeah, realistically that is going to be the closest you'll
ever get to her.

Speaker 2 (40:57):
Yeah, I drill a hole in it. Then this is no,
that's what I'm saying.

Speaker 3 (41:02):
Eddie's right, it's realistically the closest I'm gonna get to
the hottest woman in Hollywood for sure.

Speaker 9 (41:08):
Get in the bath and drop it in and it's
like we're taking a bath together.

Speaker 2 (41:12):
It's kind of like what I was thinking, Mike. How
much is it? Eight dollars? That's all? That's it? Wow?
But it's gonna sell out in the seconds? Yeah? What
does they have a It goes on selling at a
certain time. I didn't say what time, just Friday. Hmm
uh is it it's not creep What about the brand? Mike?

Speaker 1 (41:33):
Like?

Speaker 7 (41:34):
Is there?

Speaker 2 (41:34):
Is it a special brand of soap that we know
that it's a great soap quality. It's a brand I
use Doctor Squatch. Okay, so it's a doctor Squatch brand
that we already like. Is it creepy to buy that.
I don't think so. And there's only there's only gonna
be a hundred of them.

Speaker 4 (41:48):
Oh, because it's only that bath water. Yeah, she's not
gonna take lots of bats man.

Speaker 2 (41:52):
You can probably get that and resell it for so much, buddy,
you could get that and then put that bar of
soap in the bath of like Amy then Morgan. Oh,
and then sell it for triple interesting. It's like you're
breeding back. Yeah, it's like attractive lady soap. It is
a bunch of attractive lady soaps if you could get it.

(42:14):
I it's not creepy unless you talk about it specifically you,
because it's become weird with you talking about it. But
I think if Amy were like, oh, doctor Squatch, this
is fun. I'm going to get this soap, we'd be like,
well that's fun. Yeah, No, it's creepy now because it's you,
all right, Eddie, you want a bar too? No, I
don't want a bar. No.

Speaker 4 (42:33):
But again again, it'd be a funny gift, Like, it'd
be a funny gift to be like, look here, I.

Speaker 2 (42:36):
Got you this. You guys aren't getting it for a
gift though, I'm not bathing with that thing all over
my body. Okay. So that's the first celebrity story and
it doesn't say a time Mike, No, you just got
to sign up for it. Okay, there's gonna be ten
thousand people sign up for it. Lunch walks, I would
sign up right now, I am okay. Uh, the Megan

(42:57):
Markle story. Speaking of celebrities, Amy, you're up.

Speaker 6 (43:00):
Well.

Speaker 8 (43:00):
So she has this email or a couple of email
addresses she's created for her kids, and she emails them randomly.
You know, they're little, they don't have access to the
email yet, but she'll be like, it's Tuesday, here's a
picture of you and your sister eating breakfast, and this
is what y'all ate so cute, And she plans on

(43:21):
emailing them things like that for the next I don't know,
ten fifteen years, and then when they're older, she'll give
them the login and password to the email and they'll
get to go through and read all of the email
she's been sending them over the years.

Speaker 2 (43:38):
I see your face first Eddier reaction.

Speaker 4 (43:40):
Cool idea as a parent, because I mean, what's the
difference between doing a scrapbook and then they won't enjoy
it till like they're later, they're older, and they get
to see all the pictures or whatever, all the messages
your parents sent you.

Speaker 2 (43:50):
That's pretty cool.

Speaker 8 (43:51):
I like that, Amy, Yeah, I think initially I'm like, oh, yeah,
that's really cool. But then I talked about it with
my daughter, like she heard the clip played on social media,
so that's where I saw it, Like Megan was like
a clip from her podcast or something, and my daughter
looked at me and she goes, if you were to
ever do that, I'm sorry, mom, but I would open
that up and get overwhelmed, and I don't think I

(44:11):
would read them. Okay, well, thank you for thank you
for your honesty, and yeah, I didn't do that.

Speaker 7 (44:19):
So lucky you're eighteen. So I think it's thoughtful.

Speaker 8 (44:24):
But I guess it just depends like, yeah, are they
going to open it up and there's me hundreds and
hundreds of emails, but she could.

Speaker 2 (44:29):
They could do one a day just to have Yeah,
but here's my issue with it. Megan Markle's so full
of crap all the time. I feel like she just
says stuff, try to present this perfect parent image.

Speaker 7 (44:38):
She is, Oh she's not done it.

Speaker 2 (44:41):
I'm sure she's doing it. She doesn't seem authentic at all,
Like nothing about her seems authentic. She's so contrived. So
and I will say probably a bit unfairly, but not
all unfairly. She seems like a try hard that comes
off as a try hard and that she just says
crap so people will be like, Oh, I wish I
had her life. So that's why I think the idea

(45:01):
is great if you don't brag about it. But even
then I think it's cool. I did to share because
the other parents could do it right. But I feel
like she's just doing it to get great mom Cloud,
because I feel like she's always doing everything just to
get cloud. I'm a hater. I don't know why.

Speaker 4 (45:16):
Well, that is a lot of work, though, Like remember
I was doing messages on the sign of like a
little lightboard, and every day I'd come up with a
message for the boys and I'd be like have a
good day at school, or like remember to do your homework.
I did that for like a month, and then I
was like, I'm not doing this every day. I'm out
of sentences.

Speaker 7 (45:32):
Yeah, I mean, but sending an email isn't that hard.

Speaker 2 (45:34):
I mean, your homework, it's constant as something that's I
mean to do anything consistently as hard right right, But
it's not even about that to me. It's that she
seems so manipulative of all the time.

Speaker 8 (45:44):
Like if it was just some normal mom talking about this,
you'd be like, oh, cool, cool idea.

Speaker 2 (45:48):
Like because of the perceived inauthicity and authenticity, I have
distrust for anything she says. So I think the idea
is good, I just don't trust her to be able
to do it. And maybe that's overexposure to and like
you're famous for no reason, Like you can be famous
in America in the UK because that's part of it. Here,
we don't give a crap now we're supposed. Oh yeah,

(46:13):
I thouk she was on the fifteen years ago, and
I think I've acted as much as she has. Hey,
go watch my four episodes in Nashville, and how was
shewn suits?

Speaker 4 (46:22):
While Oh, okay, I don't know much about her, so
like really I don't.

Speaker 2 (46:28):
I'm I'm I'm not gonna say unfairly, but kind of
unfairly a hater because everything she does seems fake to
me as somebody who tries to be authentic, even if
it makes me really stupid or not look the best.
When I see somebody that's perfect all the time, I'm like,
that's nobody in real life. I think it's a great idea.
But if if it weren't her doing it, if it

(46:48):
were like Cardi B, I'd be like, that's awesome. You
wouldn't expect that, because Cardi B is for real, like
everything's for real.

Speaker 3 (46:53):
Do you think Prince Harry regrets leaving the Royal family now,
like he thinks it is totally backfired?

Speaker 2 (46:58):
Right? Yeah? I do probably a little bit. Yeah, Yeah,
I don't know my listen. I only know what I read,
But yeah, I think probably there's probably a little regret
there for sure. When they're having to like do podcasts,
like we have to sell our souls in podcasts. They
wouldn't have had to do that now they're doing podcasts.
And I can't wait for the Megan Marco soap to

(47:19):
come out. It's time for the good News.

Speaker 3 (47:24):
Cho Seventeen year old Brandon Williams is hanging out at
the beach in Jacksonville, Florida with his dad, his two brothers,
and he looks and he sees a guy struggling in
the water, bobbing up and down, going under the water
and he's like, oh my gosh, I gotta help the guy.
Only problem is Brandon doesn't know how to swim. So

(47:46):
what's he gonna do. Is he gonna help him or
just watch him.

Speaker 2 (47:51):
Right out into the ocean and he runs and.

Speaker 3 (47:54):
He grabs the dude, but he's unconscious, so he's like
dead weight and there's rough time boom, crashing boom, and
he's trying to drag him to shore, and Brandon's dad
runs out there and they drag him to the shore
and they start tapping him saying, hey man, way up,
wake up, wake up, and they get him to wake
up before paramedics arrive, and the paramedics taking him to

(48:16):
the hospital and he's recovering. So he wasn't at a
depth where the kid had to swim. He just ran
out without knowing the depth and luckily enough his feet
were still the ground.

Speaker 2 (48:26):
Yeah, luckily he didn't have to swim at all. He
just like was on his feet. It was just the
build on the fact that he ran out there not
knowing how deep it was, not being able to swim. Yeah,
that's very brave. Yeah, pretty cool.

Speaker 3 (48:36):
And so that they planned to reunite on the beach
where he saved his life.

Speaker 2 (48:41):
I love that selling. Lunchbox was singing wake up. Well,
it was just funny. Do you know what man? That
is way up, way up?

Speaker 7 (48:51):
Uh?

Speaker 2 (48:52):
Yeah, that is uh. He doesn't know, no Eddy, would
you just let me search my memory bank for me?
Please search the bank. Going to the bank, but draw
some funds, go ahead, wake up? That is uh? What
are they called it? Not out not not no, no, no,
that's not the name. That's not the name. You never
said a name as in chains.

Speaker 1 (49:14):
No.

Speaker 3 (49:14):
I almost said outcast, but that's not who I was
thinking of.

Speaker 2 (49:18):
Wake up. Wait.

Speaker 3 (49:20):
This band was popular when the biscuits around. System of
It down?

Speaker 2 (49:25):
What what? Why did you do that? You found the bank?
How did you do that? The right one? Wow? I
should have let him get in the bank. Damn. He
had a key, he knew exactly where to go into
the vault. He pulled open the right security box. That
system of a down. Good job. I think that's the

(49:47):
best part of the story. I mean, a life save.
But Lunchbox went to the right bank. That was right. Yes,
you guys are messing with me, all right, that's what
it's all about. That was telling me something good. Time
for Amy's Morning Corny the Mourning Corny.

Speaker 8 (50:08):
What do you call a drawer you have to slam
over and over to close?

Speaker 2 (50:12):
What do you call a drawer you have to slam
over and over to close?

Speaker 7 (50:14):
A total shut show?

Speaker 2 (50:24):
Amy, A plus A plus. Yeah that's all. That's a
comedy special special just on that joke. Yeah, that's a
good one. I'll list of famous TV couple. You name
the show they're from, So I'll give you the character names.
You name the show they're from. Right, transwers down. If

(50:44):
I were to say Ross and Rachel, everybody would say friends.
Very good up first, and it's Survivor style. If you
miss it, you're out. But everybody gets every question. Zach
and Kelly, Zach and Kelly. I'm in. I'm in for

(51:05):
the wind, Lunchbox, saved by the Bell, Amy, Save by
the Bell, Eddie Saved by the Bell, g J, G J.
Good job, good job, wonder what does that mean? Kevin
and Winnie, Kevin and Winnie the Pooh, I'm in for

(51:28):
the Well, I'm in Lunchbox, Wonder Years, Amy, Wonder Years,
Eddie The Wonder Years. Next up, Lucy and Ricky, m

(51:50):
Ammy timidly came in. I know I heard that. Yeah,
I'm in lunchbox. Well, I mean if it's Ricky and Lucy,
you gotta I love Lucy, Amy, I I love Lucy Eddie.
I love Lucy Lucy. I'm correct. Next up, Corey intopenga

(52:13):
remember the wind, I'm in man, Amy boy meets World correct.
Lunchbox BMW boy meets World stop BMJ Eddie Boy meets
World correct. Next up, Sam and Diane, I'm in. I

(52:43):
remember the wind?

Speaker 6 (52:44):
What?

Speaker 2 (52:46):
Sam and Diane? You heard the man? I'm in? Amy cheers? Correct?
Why'd you gus with the what if you knew it?

Speaker 7 (52:56):
Because I didn't have it?

Speaker 8 (52:57):
And then right when I said what, it came to
me and I'll like, okay, got it?

Speaker 2 (53:01):
That works.

Speaker 7 (53:02):
I guess what the well, I said what?

Speaker 8 (53:05):
And then you go Sam and Diane and write when
you're saying it.

Speaker 7 (53:08):
I got it.

Speaker 2 (53:09):
Lunchbox cheers. Eddie cheers. Good job. Dylan and Kelly and
famous TV couples Dylan and Kelly. I'm in. I'm member
the wind, Amy, you stay in? Okay? Amy? Two?

Speaker 8 (53:35):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (53:35):
Eddie. Beverly Hills nine two one on Lunchbox Beverly Hills nine
O two one. Oh good, I like that to everybody.
Pacey and Joey. I remember the wind one of his favorites.
I'm in I'm in Lunchbox Dawson's Creek. Good Amy Dawson's Creek,

(53:59):
Eddie Dawson's Creek. Next up, Carrie and mister Big I'm
in the in for the whim not the one of
his favorites. Ye love it well. He goes hard on these.
He's like, I've never even seen an episode, obviously an
episode launch Box. Sex in the City. What I do? Okay,

(54:22):
I'm going to give it to him because he missed
it a little bit, but the same way Amy didn't
give it to He says something wrong, But I'm gonna
give it to him, Eddie. Since you give it to him,
you gotta give it to me. Not if you're way wrong. Now,
if you say something like northern exposure, sex in the city, okay,
I have to give it to you too.

Speaker 7 (54:36):
Okay, Amy, it's sex and the city.

Speaker 2 (54:38):
Yeah that doesn't make any sense. Yes it is, Yes,
it does.

Speaker 8 (54:42):
It's sex and the city. They're not having they're not.

Speaker 4 (54:45):
Always I would think about the city doing it in
the city.

Speaker 7 (54:50):
It's about that.

Speaker 2 (54:51):
And the City. Everybody's still in Meredith and Derek. Okay,
where I'm going Sex on the city.

Speaker 4 (55:00):
Oh that makes sense.

Speaker 8 (55:03):
Another one of the Lunchbox's favorites, said Meredith and Derek.

Speaker 2 (55:10):
Gosh, I'm in, m Eddie.

Speaker 4 (55:15):
Meredith is the only one I know is from the office.

Speaker 3 (55:18):
Wrong.

Speaker 2 (55:19):
Oh, I knew it. Lunchbox. Gray's anatomy correct, Amy's anatomy
correct thing needing. Okay, Laura and Steve, I'm out right,

(55:40):
you are out. I'm in for the women lunch Lunchbox. Well,
Family Matters, Yeah, I went to puberty right there. Okay, man,
we all do it.

Speaker 7 (55:52):
Amy, Family Matters correct.

Speaker 2 (55:55):
They do end up together in the series finale of
Family Matters. Yeah, they got together earlier than that, but
they end up together together. But the show cut short
before the wedding. Wow, that's cool. Okay, two people remain.
Nick and Jess huh Nick and Jess. I don't know

(56:24):
what Nick and Jess?

Speaker 7 (56:30):
Nick? Nick? Yes, try that method? What man got it?

Speaker 2 (56:42):
Immember? Next below the City? Uh? Okay, Amy, one Tree Hill,
lunch Box, one t Hill. You both had that. You're
both wrong. It's new Girl, Okay. Next up, Lily and

(57:03):
Marshall Lily and Marshall. I am in for the wind,
damn it. I knew he would know it, and I
knew he'd slow play it so he wouldn't say it
so fast. So Amy knew he would know it. That
is gamesmanship, a man, Amy, Big Banktory. He knows it.

(57:31):
Of course he knows it. It's one of his shows.
Oh it's a girly show. Yep, it is Downtown Abbey.
He loves that. No lunchbox, what is it? You know
what haters hate when you win? How I make your
mother correct? If I would have said Peter and Lois,
Peter and Lewis is family guy. Yeah, good, that's all

(57:54):
I had left. That's it. That's it. Wow, job dude, Hey,
good job dude. Thanks man. All right, man, and you
want to harm bet any brother stops? Not true? Got him?
Wake up? Wake up in the mall and.

Speaker 11 (58:11):
It's on the radio and the dadgas he's on time
here ready and his lunchbox more game too, Steve red
and it's trying to put you through fack. He's riding
this week's next bit and Bobby's on the box.

Speaker 2 (58:27):
So you know what this.

Speaker 11 (58:33):
Is the Bobby ball.

Speaker 2 (58:34):
So let's get to this voicemail. I know we'll be uncomfortable,
but hit it. Good morning, Bobby, Uh. I just wanted
to call in.

Speaker 11 (58:43):
I went to the Rock Shots softball last night.

Speaker 3 (58:46):
Had an absolute blast.

Speaker 2 (58:48):
Lunchbox zero people asking him for autograph.

Speaker 6 (58:52):
Well, Morgan number two.

Speaker 2 (58:55):
I mean she was a big hit right box. I
didn't really see him all on the field that much.
Maybe two wednings, I'm sure appreciate. Yes, Okay, so they
had the rock and Jock folds of on our celebrity
softball game. And why this has been an issue is
the news came to Morgan and said, hey, well you
coming beyond as one of the celebrities and like promote

(59:18):
the event. Lunchbox didn't get asked. I guess Lunchbox didn'tet
invited even play until late. But he's always screaming about it.
So we've talked about it a bit, and so I
don't know, let's take a second and talk about how
people played and if they got to play. Lunchbox, did
you play more than two innings? Yeah, I played a
lot of innings. I mean I didn't keep track. I'm
not sitting there. I went in that in that inning.

Speaker 3 (59:38):
I mean, well, there's only like seven, right, So now
there's nine innings in softball.

Speaker 2 (59:42):
You played nine ing softball game.

Speaker 3 (59:44):
Yeah, we played nine innings softball game. And I would
just rotate in and out every other inning. So I
played four or yeah, okay? And how did you where
you play in the field? I played short, I played center,
played right center.

Speaker 2 (59:58):
Those are the three spot something I played. You sign
the autographs?

Speaker 3 (01:00:02):
I was signed a lot of autographs, pictures, you know,
all the whole nine yards.

Speaker 2 (01:00:06):
Nice And did you get any hits? Yeah?

Speaker 3 (01:00:08):
I went one for three and double to left center,
tried to stretch it into a triple and got.

Speaker 2 (01:00:15):
Thrown out a third. Oh dang, agreedy, I got it, okay. Yeah,
and Morgan, what's your version of this? How'd you play?

Speaker 5 (01:00:23):
I feel like I could have played better, but I
did get two really good hits. Denay snagged him, and
I think that's why she got her. She had defensive
MVP because she had to like jump and catch my ball.

Speaker 7 (01:00:34):
It was a huge play of hers. So that was
kind of a bummer. I never go on base.

Speaker 2 (01:00:38):
I saw your instagram where you like you drill the ball,
but then you cut it off before you actually got
the first So I figured you were out. Yeah, I
got out.

Speaker 5 (01:00:47):
I tried to beat it like because I hit him
both to her, which was the she's the big ball player,
and it was just I was out before I even
made it.

Speaker 7 (01:00:54):
But I was trying to run to albeater hers.

Speaker 5 (01:00:57):
So I did get to that. I only got to
be up to base. We did not do well hitting wise,
our team didn't. We only made it through our batting
order twice.

Speaker 2 (01:01:04):
I don't I don't want to be that guy. Allow
me to be that guy. Yeah, you can be that guy.
You didn't get it hit if you didn't get on.

Speaker 5 (01:01:12):
No, but they were strong hits, right, they.

Speaker 2 (01:01:17):
Were both to shortstop. I mean, let's not. She ripped
the one on Instagram. That was for sure. She ripped it,
no doubt. But I knew because she cut it off
before she got to the base. She pr I didn't
get a hit, but she ripped it, no doubt. But
it's not a hit unless it is a clean Even
an error is not a hit. So okay, you w
o fors with some good contact.

Speaker 5 (01:01:35):
Yeah, but I did make a good catch at second base,
and I fielded a few balls. I played second in
center field quite a few times. And I feel like
I was on on field.

Speaker 7 (01:01:47):
A little bit more than Lunchbox, but we were rotating.

Speaker 4 (01:01:49):
Trying to make sure you guys on the same Oh you.

Speaker 2 (01:01:53):
Were, Yeah, okay, so I'm going to ask each of you.
Lunchbox had a Morgan play. I thought Morgan had an outing.
Yeah she was.

Speaker 3 (01:02:03):
She made everybody on the outfield for the game to
take batting practice. It didn't pay off.

Speaker 2 (01:02:08):
Uh.

Speaker 3 (01:02:09):
And then she had one popfly she dropped right off
her glove.

Speaker 2 (01:02:14):
That was bad.

Speaker 3 (01:02:16):
And then I was playing short and there's a runner
on first. She's playing second groundball to me and I
go to toss it the second Morgan is not there
covering the bag, so I have to dive at the
bag and try to get cutler out at second.

Speaker 2 (01:02:29):
So we'll get to rate her performance. Eight thro f
who I'd probably say dnus. Now, Morgan, you're gonna talk
about lunch Box, but Luchbox is not gonna interrupt because
you did not interrupt him.

Speaker 7 (01:02:39):
Yeah, go ahead, No, okay.

Speaker 5 (01:02:41):
Lunchbox also missed a pop fly very early on in
the game, and he blamed it on the sunshine, which
person doesn't wear sunglasses playing softball. And actually when he
had to dive to cover second. I had tried to
communicate to him and said, hey, I'm moving.

Speaker 7 (01:02:57):
Over because Jay Cutler is a lefty, so I'm going
to come over here.

Speaker 5 (01:03:02):
And I said, hey, you need to be covering second.

Speaker 7 (01:03:04):
He's like, I can't hear you. I can't hear you.

Speaker 5 (01:03:06):
I was trying to be a communicator on the field
and that's what happened there.

Speaker 7 (01:03:10):
And also he was.

Speaker 5 (01:03:11):
A dumb dumb All we needed was people on base.

Speaker 7 (01:03:15):
This guy could have had a base hit.

Speaker 5 (01:03:17):
He was on second and decided I'm going to make
this more entertaining and got stuck.

Speaker 2 (01:03:21):
In a pickle.

Speaker 7 (01:03:22):
Instead of just staying.

Speaker 5 (01:03:23):
On second base and being what could have been a run,
he decided to be like, I'm gonna be funny and
then got out.

Speaker 7 (01:03:29):
So he gets an F for that alone.

Speaker 2 (01:03:31):
Woah, okay, game and hold on, hold on, hold on.
Let me go ahead and let me present some facts. Yeah,
fifteen seconds, okay, for about the time.

Speaker 3 (01:03:40):
Jake Culer was on first base. Jake Culer was not
hitting when the ground ball came to shortstop, so her
saying that she moved over absolutely inaccurate. She may have
moved over when Jake Culer was hitting, but once he's
on first base, you're supposed to guard the base. Because
it was a groundball to me from a right handed hitter.
I believe it was Jordan Davis to me, and I
go to flip during second, she's not there, so her
reenactment of the play wrong.

Speaker 7 (01:04:02):
I don't think we're remembering this game this time.

Speaker 2 (01:04:04):
That's second off. Ray shut his mic off you you're up, yeah,
fifteen seconds ago.

Speaker 5 (01:04:13):
Okay, I feel like we're remembering this moment very wrong.
But all all that to say, Delaney Walker was our coach,
Titans player, a great athlete, and he kicked lunchbox off
the field.

Speaker 7 (01:04:23):
He came over to me and was like, yeah, I
think we got to pull him.

Speaker 2 (01:04:25):
So he said, that's the best thing I've ever heard.
All right, I think we have it, guys. Back on, guys,
they turn the boat off. Ray plays Morgan Amy. Who
do we who played? We want to but who played
the best?

Speaker 7 (01:04:41):
I mean that's probably Morgan.

Speaker 2 (01:04:44):
I go with Morgan to Eddie and when the manager
says pulled him out of the game, okay, she was
Morgan Valuable Player m VP. Listen, we can't hear you.
I'm yelling at that. We can't hear you, buddy. You
MIC's off. Okay, why I don't do it? Thank you everybody,
Thank everybody. Right, Hey, Peter, Ray, Peter, Peter, Peter, Bobby

(01:05:08):
Bones show sorry up today.

Speaker 3 (01:05:11):
This story comes to us from New York. Three guys
decided to go hiking in the Adirondack Mountains, and before
they head out, they're like, hey, you know what.

Speaker 2 (01:05:19):
We should do.

Speaker 3 (01:05:20):
Just take some mushrooms. They eat the mushrooms, They go hiking.
Two guys go one way, one guy goes the other way.
Another two guys like, oh my gosh, our friend died.
We lost our friend. He's dead.

Speaker 12 (01:05:31):
They called nine one one, Hey, we're hiking. Our friend
is dead. Our friend is dead. And police respond and
they just find them on a different trail.

Speaker 2 (01:05:40):
You know, I think maybe even without the mushrooms that happens.

Speaker 8 (01:05:43):
We I don't know that you would jump to the
death conclusion so quickly.

Speaker 2 (01:05:47):
Maybe we lost our friend. But the mushroom.

Speaker 7 (01:05:49):
Where did they go?

Speaker 2 (01:05:51):
Yeah, yeah, yeah yeah, but you don't get in trouble
for hiking on mushrooms.

Speaker 12 (01:05:54):
No, they just took into a hospital to be examined,
and then they returned them to their campsite.

Speaker 2 (01:05:57):
Yeah, and you're talking about those mushrooms like on pizza.

Speaker 12 (01:05:59):
Right, Yeah, those guys a mushrooms. You got it, just
bad Batch. Okay, all right, I'm much box at your
bonehead story.

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