Bobby recently made a post about his biological father that caused his close friends to ask him about it. He decided to share details about their relationship and address the comments online. Bobby asks Amy if it's lame when guys say “WE” when talking about favorite sports teams. Raymundo secretly recorded two famous people and wants to know if it would be cool for him to post it or should he just keep it to himself? Plus, another reason why Bobby almost had his day ruined.
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Wake Up, Wake Up in the mall and it's a
radio and the doctors.
Speaker 2 (00:08):
He's on time.
Speaker 1 (00:11):
Ready, and the lunchbox. More Game two Steve Red and
it's trying to put you through the fog. He's running
this week's next bit. The Bobby's on the box, so
you know what this the Bobby ball? I mean, do
you think it's lame when I go we and I'm
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talking about a sports team that I'm rooting for.
Speaker 3 (00:36):
No, I guess I'm used to it. But you're definitely
not on the team.
Speaker 1 (00:39):
But if I'm like, we really need to win tonight, yeah.
Speaker 3 (00:41):
I mean you're you feel a part of the team.
It's a psychological thing. It's very invested. I don't think
it's lame. I get while you're doing it, you're heavily invested.
Speaker 1 (00:52):
But you can get while somebody's doing something and still
think less of them.
Speaker 3 (00:55):
I don't think less of you, know, not at all.
I just think that you probably should relax a little.
It impacts your Now we're talking. Okay, now it's talking
too much. But I don't I don't judge you for it.
I just think that you shouldn't be as impacted as
you are. I feel like, Okay, if we lose, we lose,
and then you move on to tell yourself that if
we lose, we lose.
Speaker 1 (01:15):
So if I'm like, man, if we don't win tonight,
I'm gonna go crazy.
Speaker 3 (01:18):
Yeah, like because you don't win and then it impacts
you for days.
Speaker 1 (01:23):
That's not not the we part. It's the I've invested
too much of.
Speaker 3 (01:27):
But it starts with the Wii. Your you're too invested.
Speaker 1 (01:30):
So you do think a little less of me for weeing.
Speaker 3 (01:32):
No, I don't think less of you at all. I
just think that there's a healthier approach.
Speaker 1 (01:36):
Who do we all we toward? Because you can't we
toward every team you like, but you have like we
for me would be razorback football or basketball. It's like,
way we really need this, Like if we don't do this,
that's my wi eddie yours is we are the Dallas Cowboys.
We are the Dallas Cowboys and we had a bad season. Yeah,
(01:58):
it's not so lame when someone else does it, But
like when I do fill that lane, when that's like, man,
we had a terrible season, I'm like, you don't play
for the team. I mean, who's going to be your
next head coach.
Speaker 3 (02:07):
I know, I know, I know it's not your coach,
but I get it.
Speaker 1 (02:12):
I know, lunchbox, who is yours college basketball? We are
the Kansas Jayhawks. Do you wee him?
Speaker 3 (02:17):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (02:17):
All the time we lost? We sucked with Hudter Dickinson
till he's gone. We're not going to be any good.
So any of that, nothing that feels weird to you.
Speaker 3 (02:25):
I cheer for Texas A and M.
Speaker 1 (02:27):
Yeah, but you really don't. You don't care that much.
Speaker 3 (02:30):
That's why I didn't say we, but good boy, and
I will adopt more of a spirit when they're playing UT,
just because that rivalry is so old. But also if
UT is playing somebody else, I'll cheer for UT Texas.
Speaker 1 (02:46):
So then if somebody is saying we, you don't judge them.
Go like you're not a part of the team, but
you maybe go maybe you're a little too invested in
that team because you only get to w if you're
out of your mind.
Speaker 3 (02:56):
I like that y'all are a part of it. I
think the WII is we're part of the team. We
actually really doesn't bother me at the end of the day.
It's just that when y'all are emotionally impacted for days.
Speaker 1 (03:08):
It's the only time I feel rage in my whole life. Right,
that's crazy, it is. I didn't know why people would
ever feel rage. I don't go up or down too much.
I'm always pretty in a way that I don't even
thinks healthy. Like I wish I could experience the highs
and the lows a little better, just generally, because if
you can't experience.
Speaker 3 (03:22):
Maybe I wish I loved a sports.
Speaker 1 (03:24):
Team that you don't because we're stupid. Amy, do you
we anything? We any? We my family that counts because
you're in that. You're literally in that.
Speaker 3 (03:34):
Do all his men? We are pregnant? Do you feel
about that?
Speaker 1 (03:38):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (03:38):
No, we're not.
Speaker 1 (03:39):
Now we're not pregnant, because I think that actually take
some of the credit from her from having to go
through all that she's going.
Speaker 3 (03:47):
She's pregnant, like we gave birth today.
Speaker 1 (03:50):
No. No, you could say, like if somebody's having a baby,
you could say we're having a baby, but you can't
say we're we're delivering a baby boom. It's all about
out the verb. Yeah, Morgan, is we weird to you?
If you meet a dude and he's like, man, we
gotta win tonight.
Speaker 4 (04:08):
I feel like I'm just so used to it now,
like especially with all you guys around.
Speaker 3 (04:11):
I hear Lunchbox say that all the time. So I
don't know that I think anything of it anymore, but
it is a little weird now that you've brought my
attention to it.
Speaker 1 (04:19):
I only punch things whenever we lose the couch. I'll
just I'll just punch it.
Speaker 3 (04:26):
I think there's some underlying stuff that needs to come out,
and it's coming out in that.
Speaker 1 (04:31):
When we lose. Yes, yeah, because you don't punch it
for any of And I would see like murders and stuff,
and like people would just go through rage and like
kill somebody out of their age, like loves. I would like,
how do they do that? I don't even have that
part of me, but I do get it when we lose.
We when we we lose a game, Yeah, yeah, that's
all I mean.
Speaker 3 (04:48):
Do y'all ever feel like you could have done it better?
Speaker 1 (04:50):
No?
Speaker 3 (04:50):
Do you get mad at.
Speaker 1 (04:51):
The player the coaches? I could have coach better most
of the time. Really, yeah, I could be a special
team's coach tomorrow, but not a player, right, Nah, Like
you couldn't play better in your quarterback God. No, no,
then people punching all the couches all the cost the
country today if I were doing that, okay, just wanted
to check your pulse on we as it is with
guys referring to their athletic teams, or it could be
women too. But Ellie, guys in this room, I've scratched
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a lotto ticket today. My resolution is to hit. I
did not hit today, Yes, I mean sorry, so I
want to hit for over a thousand bucks. I'm scratching
fifty dollars, scratchers. I did not hit today, so no,
no win. So I'm gonna toss this. Is there a
second chance on that that? I just oh, I'm not
chasing second chance. I'm not chasing second chance. Ten am
(05:35):
local time, Atlanta and Mobile. Eddie and I are the
Raging Idiots and Matt Stell are playing a show for
Saint Jude Children's Restarch Hospital, Atlanta on February fourth and
Mobile February fifth. Tickets at ten am local time at
Bobbybones dot com. If you guys want to come to
the show, we would love to see you guys there.
I want to talk about my biological father for a
(05:57):
second something I don't talk about a lot. I'll bring
it up a cage, but I mean, would you mind
telling our listeners or people that are new to the
show kind of my history and I'll call him a dad,
but with my dad like through life.
Speaker 3 (06:10):
Yeah, Well, he got pregnant with your mom. Your mom.
You got your mom pregnant at a young age. They
were like fifteen, sixteen years old.
Speaker 1 (06:18):
She was fifteen when she got pregnant.
Speaker 3 (06:19):
He was seventeen, okay, and then she had you. They
were together probably your younger years, but then he left
when you were very very young. You don't remember him
being present in your life at all, and there was
drug and alcohol addiction in both of them, and he
just has not been a part of your life at all.
And then you were lucky enough to have a step
dad for a little bit. We talked to him every
(06:39):
once in a while. He calls in. He's Arkansas, Keith,
and that was the father figure role for what years
you did have a dad in your life, but your
other dad No. Then I guess a few years ago
you went to go meet him for breakfast or something.
And that's the only interaction you've really had other than
one time. You were having a family dinner at your
(07:00):
grandma's or something and he walked in and you were shocked.
Speaker 1 (07:03):
Yeah, that was crazy part. Yeah I remember that. I
forgot about that. Dang. He was like, do you want
to fight me? I was like, what, so all that now?
Thank you for that. I have posted a video on
my Instagram of me and my dad right around the
New Year, and people freaked out about it, but it
(07:23):
really wasn't my dad. It was a joke because it
was Rivers Cuomo from Weezer. He was playing on stage.
I was right in front of him and I was
like my dad and I thought everybody knew that. But
one of our close friends last week came up and said, hey,
uh that that was really cool. You posted a video
you and your dad.
Speaker 3 (07:39):
I had no idea that was a close friend and
had no idea that.
Speaker 1 (07:44):
I see multiple times a week. He said. He said,
you guys look identical, and I thought to myself, is
he kidding? And he wasn't. So I just want to
come on and say everyone, that was a video of
Rivers Cuomo and Weezer are one of my favorite bands. Here.
Glasses like I wear, I wear them like he wears them, and.
Speaker 3 (08:03):
Do you wear them because he wore them?
Speaker 1 (08:05):
Yes, and that that was not my dad. That was
a joke because we look similar and he's a little
older than me. But no, that was not a video
of me and my dad. There's a video of me
at a Weezer concert, like a small concert, and I
posted it. I just want to clear that up.
Speaker 3 (08:19):
Normally, when you show videos of your dad, it's just
you and nobody.
Speaker 5 (08:22):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (08:23):
I do like the joke, like, hey, hanging out with
my dad and there's no one there's a chair, there's
nobody sitting in a chair. Yeah, So I just wanted
to clear that up for audience. I did not. There
is no video of me and my dad. That's in
one of the nineties alternative grades. When he said that,
I was like, how are you posted a picture of
your dad? I also like, where did he see this?
(08:44):
Was it on somebody else's account? It's Beverly Hills, Yeah,
that's where I want to.
Speaker 3 (08:52):
Yeah, I just figured people would know that was a joke.
But you can't assume that everybody knows the full backstory.
Speaker 1 (08:57):
I can't, and I'll say this. The other thing happened
was and I want to command our listeners for being
such a part of this joke that when Eddie and
I were building the pickleball court in my house from scratch,
we were just looking at YouTube videos. I came on
the air once and said, Hey, I'm only going to
say this one time. We're not actually doing it. I've
hired people to do it, but we're going to take
pictures as it grows and gets closer to being completed
(09:21):
and act like we're doing it. I said it on
the air. I wanted everybody to be a part of
that inside joke, and so listeners were great. They would
get in and be like, you guys doing such a good job.
We actually didn't build a pickleball court, right, and it
looks great. One of our close friends came over to
play pickleball. I'll just it was George Burr's, the singer
who I'm a really close friend of ours. He shows
up and it's like, you and Eddie, I cannot believe
(09:43):
you guys built this. Do you think He was like, no, dedicated.
He was totally serious, sious, And I have to remember
sometimes that when I joke about stuff that I need
to sometimes remind people that it was just a joke.
It was an inside joke. You know, didn't Gator say
the same thing. Gator was like, you guys agree. It
was like, wait, what what are you talking about?
Speaker 5 (10:02):
Gator?
Speaker 3 (10:03):
These people really think they y'all built.
Speaker 1 (10:05):
That you don't need to be really we like you
just crossed over into now you're hurting our feelings.
Speaker 3 (10:09):
No, it looks so much.
Speaker 1 (10:11):
It's really.
Speaker 3 (10:14):
The results style pickleball court.
Speaker 1 (10:16):
Wheezer's not my dad. We did not build a pickleball court.
Just want to put that out there. Okay, I wasn't
hotown though. For the record, yes, okay, cool, Raymundo, our
audio producers secretly recorded, secretly recorded some celebrities doing stuff.
And now he's like, can I release it? So it
sounds weird. It does sound weird, but Raymondo, please tell
me the story.
Speaker 2 (10:36):
Yeah, I was at the hockey game. Me and Lunch
had it hooked up. We had our coaches convention in
Nashville and we were in a suite.
Speaker 1 (10:43):
It was really cool. Honestly, I'm never in a suite before.
Speaker 2 (10:45):
And we happened to be right next to Nicole Kidman
and Keith Urban and I'd never been that close to them.
Speaker 1 (10:53):
And they nobody was really, but they're here. Keith's here
all the time, you mean together.
Speaker 2 (10:56):
I'm not really in that room, though, and if I
do it here, I'm working, so it's probably frowned upon.
Speaker 1 (11:02):
So it was just fair game. They're just out in
the wild.
Speaker 2 (11:05):
And even when I was filming them a little bit,
people would look at me and stare and give me
a wave because I was My camera was right at him,
and I captured everything they were And sometimes they would
kiss in the suite, they would hug. He was rubbing
her shoulder. One time when he was performing, he was
singing the anthems. You could see her. She put her
hand on her heart. She was so moved how good
(11:25):
he was doing. There was a fight on the ice
and Nicole Kittman does this little fake punch and Key say, oh,
you're gonna hit me.
Speaker 1 (11:32):
I got awesome footage. It sounds like you're a peeping tom.
Speaker 2 (11:36):
So my question is do I just keep that thing
under wrap since we are in the profession, or do
I release it and it could go viral.
Speaker 3 (11:44):
I don't know. I just feel awkward when when he
saying what he's doing, but I don't know. He was
singing the American national anthem.
Speaker 1 (11:50):
That would be the national anthem. Yes, okay, and you
think he's doing the Australian Well, I don't know.
Speaker 3 (11:54):
I didn't know who I was playing who and also
raised she had her hand on her heart because that's
what we do. Yeah, yeah, her husband right.
Speaker 1 (12:02):
I would say that they were in public, right, and
what they do in public can be seen by everybody,
But I would encourage you to not post it because
for a couple of reasons. Selfishly, Keith's my friend and
I don't and if somebody had something of you in
public drunk or like peeing on the sidewalk, I may
(12:24):
please don't put that out of Ray.
Speaker 2 (12:26):
You can, but nothing's ever bad though. Races are good.
I absolutely. Secondly, he'll then come in or he may
feel like, I don't know. That was kind of weird
that Ray was recording me the whole time. And if
it's a long version, we're trying to make a movie. Yeah, see,
because I just kept doing it because I didn't think
that they were actually gonna be standing out in the suite.
You can either stay inside, which is actually Taylor Swift.
(12:48):
She kind of goes out to the outside of a
suite and Nick and Keith were right there.
Speaker 1 (12:53):
They almost seemed like they were okay if somebody filmed them.
They were they're in public. They know, when you're in public,
you get filmed. I would just say, because of your
position and because of who your friends are, maybe you
second guess it. Maybe maybe you think, maybe I don't
put this out, or maybe you take like a still
shot or just like a three second clip if you're like, oh,
Keith and Nicole they because they really are that that whole.
Speaker 2 (13:12):
We love each other and stuff that's real. Well, three
seconds I got a whole minute and a half. How
am I going to figure three seconds got a feature film?
Speaker 3 (13:18):
And maybe you do like a nod to them of like,
you know, you hope your relationship is just as healthy.
Speaker 1 (13:24):
I wouldn't post the whole thing, though, but post like
your favorite one greatest hit. They know, if you're a
celebrity and you're in public, you get filmed. But it
does feel because of your position and our relationship and
my relationship with them, that it's it's not wrong, but
maybe not right.
Speaker 2 (13:46):
Well, one of the cooler ones is where she's doing
the fake punch because there's a fight on the ice,
but I don't want people to misconstrue.
Speaker 1 (13:51):
It and think she's almost punching Keith. I don't think
there'll be any domestic violence calls because of that.
Speaker 3 (13:56):
But maybe just don't do that one. That's not the greatest.
Speaker 1 (13:58):
It's kind of the one I want to see that
I can't imagine. It looks like she's punching him in
the face. But I would say, take a small excerpt
if you want to post it, be like, hey, saw
Keith and Nicole. It was so cool, it was so
nice in like three five six seconds. Now, if you
wanted to do it all, God bless you, go for it.
But if you're asking me, I would say, maybe consider
your actions. Maybe keeps you from getting bited somewhere in
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the future. Yeah, that's good. That's wanting to ask you.
You're friends with him, Do you want to just ask
Keith bones and be like, hey, Ray has I don't
want to ask that question. Anytime we have to say
someone has footage of you, that just feels weird.
Speaker 3 (14:32):
A short film.
Speaker 1 (14:33):
Yeah, if credits my message Jamie Amy, somebody's got footage
of you, that's just a weird thing to say.
Speaker 2 (14:38):
You're right, but thank you for asking Yeah, and he
did a great job with the anthem too, so props
for him. It was Bobblehead night, so it was always
a Keith Urban Bobblehead night. Yep, that's pretty cool. Anthem
Nicks there. Jelly Roll was in a suite. Man, this
town's got a lot of country people in it. I guess, yes,
this is what country music.
Speaker 1 (14:56):
Yeah, I'm gonna play Brett Eldridge gorgeous. I'll be doing
a cake announcement on the show tomorrow, but we're actually
going to do it after the show today on our
YouTube page. This is the first anybody's heard of this,
so about eleven thirty Central time, long after we're done
(15:16):
with the show. But we stay up here at We
barely go home. We just spend the night here. Most
times I'll be doing a cake announcement live on our
YouTube page, where I will open the cake and there
will be an announcement on the cake, and then we'll
all eat the cake. But nobody knows what the announcement is.
Speaker 3 (15:30):
It's written on it. We don't have to cut into it.
Speaker 1 (15:32):
Correct. Oh, it's not like a baby announcement or anything
like that. Can you imagine real? My wife's not pregnant,
but let's imagine she was, and that's that was it.
And she's not even she's not even here. No, no,
she to watch it on YouTube.
Speaker 3 (15:43):
Yes, honestly, you probably wouldn't be the data anymore.
Speaker 1 (15:46):
Oh no, I'll be killed. Yeah yeah, yeah, baby, we
would not have a dad because I'll be murdered. So
I'll be doing a cake announcement, so you can go
over and subscribe to the Bobby Bone Show YouTube page.
I'll be doing it at eleven thirty today, okay and
Central time, but we'll have it on the show tomorrow.
We'll put on the show tomorrow. Is that a happy announcement? Yes? Okay?
Speaker 3 (16:06):
But do you know what's written on it?
Speaker 1 (16:08):
Yes?
Speaker 3 (16:08):
Oh okay, I didn't know. If you were finding out too.
Speaker 1 (16:11):
No, I'm the only one that knows what's written on it.
Speaker 2 (16:13):
Wow.
Speaker 1 (16:15):
I had to order the cake specially specially specialty what both?
So there you go. So we'll do it on the
show tomorrow. But eleven point thirty live on our YouTube
page today, Bobby Bone Show. Go and subscribe to the
YouTube page, and then we will do a cake. Don't worry.
I've decided this is gonna be a thing. Announce I
think it's funny. This is like one of the quirkiest
bits I've ever thought of. All the big announcements are
(16:36):
going to be cake announcements now, because I want to
eat cake. It's pretty good. And so if we're gonna
announce something, I'm ever written on a cake, and then
we're gonna be like, here's the announcement, and then what
kind of cake is it? Then I yell at you guys.
Let them eat cake today, cookie cake, milk. I can't
drink milk. I got in trouble the other day. Trouble
meaning I got myself in trouble. I now for the
(16:59):
most part, and what they would call lactose and tolerante. Yes,
I've heard of that. And so I can't really eat
cheese or milk. I had some tearing in my lining
and my stomach, and I have not bounced back in
a way that I can eat any cheese. I forget sometimes,
and so I don't excuse me.
Speaker 3 (17:17):
I'm just saying, like, you forget or you choose.
Speaker 1 (17:19):
I forget because I've eaten cheese my whole life. Yeah,
And so I ordered some some Chipotle the other day
to the house. It comes I always get look on
top of it, how was that accident? Well, what did
you say? Yeah? Yea yeah, And so I has low
keeso on top of it, which is okay. My wife goes,
(17:39):
are you having cheese with a side of cheese? And
I'm like, what's up? She goes, there's queso on it
and you're eating chips and queso right beside it. I'm like,
oh my god. I was death for thirty six hours
after that. So there'll be no milk with it unless
you bring your own. But you couldn't have because you
didn't know today it was a cake announcement. No clue,
cake announcement today. One other thing I want to mention.
(18:00):
We'll get to it in the news in just a second.
You're like, get another cake. No, I can't do another cake.
I can't do another cake. But we'll do the news.
Be hand me the news, Mike. We'll do the news
coming up in a second. These are the stories you
can call us if you want. Eight seven, seven seventy seven, Bobby.
The question is number one, do energy drinks work? New
scientific study? And a surgeon does his own vasectomy and
(18:23):
I want to tell you about that. I got the
news next. Residents in Florida, Georgia, and Texas on the coastlines.
They're being worn to stay out of the water due
to hazardous ocean conditions. The National Weather Services issued high
surf advisories and rip current statements for multiple coastal counties. Apparently,
the water's just crazy, like like this, what's splash? And
(18:47):
there the splashes are so big. Splash, that's what they
sound like. Yeah, so they're like, don't get on the beach.
And also here it's like, don't step on the eyes
because what wow? Did you fall down? Different sound though,
weather's crazy everywhere right now. It's so cold. How cold
is it? Oh? How cold is it? Everywhere I look?
It looks like the squirrels warming up their nuts. I'm
(19:10):
gonna use that today with the boys. I didn't have
that written down. Did you see it was snowing like
an Alabama on the beach? Yeah? Did I did see
some beach snow? It's crazy. I know. That is bizarre.
A passenger clings onto the outside of a train as
it's going one hundred and seventy five miles per hour
because the doors shut him out on a cigarette break
what so, Yeah, that's crazy. How long do you think
(19:34):
you can hold? Not very long. A fair evading passenger
clung to the cables of a high speed train after
a lengthy cigarette break saw the carriage doors close on
his luggage. Unwilling to be left behind without his bags,
the man jumped onto the outside of the train when
it pulled away while he was still smoking. The forty
(19:55):
year old held on to a bracket between the carriages
as the train continued on the trip at one hundred
and seventy five miles per hour. He then boarded the
train without a valid ticket. Okay, he had boarded it
without a ticket, and then he walked out to smokes.
Here's the thing. If you get on illegally, don't get off. Yeah,
stand and then he held on. A six hour journey
(20:17):
was stopped by federal police after witnesses saw a guy
holding onto the truck. Oh my god, he hold on
for nineteen miles. Wow, he should get like a pass,
like a month for surviving guests for surviving. Yeah, that's
from the Independent. That's crazy. Studies show that moms do
seventy one percent of the mental work in the home
required to keep the family running. Planning, scheduling, organizing the family,
(20:39):
arranging activities, mostly done by excuse me.
Speaker 3 (20:43):
I'm thinking gifts. Gifts like if it's anybody's birthday, oh, holiday, whatever,
moms are taking care of most of that.
Speaker 1 (20:50):
Yeah, mostly done by the moms. I'm surprised it's so low. Actually,
I know me too. I don't think it's a hundred percent. Well,
can't be based on your family and your home. Your
one sample does all of that. This and researchers found
that mothers typically do more of the housework as well.
That's from the Journal of Marriage and Family. Thanks Eddie
for she give it us insight into your life. I
(21:10):
mean she does everything. Do energy drinks work is the question?
They say, not unless you're planning to run the one
hundred meter dash, say experts. I'm in the market for
good like straight energy drink.
Speaker 3 (21:24):
What do you mean by that? Like clean?
Speaker 1 (21:27):
I have clean, Like I like super coffee, but I
don't like coffee, so there's only a couple flavors that
I really like. But sometimes if I'm at the gas station,
if they had like a moch I hate amocha, like
I like the vanilla, so I need another one. If
they don't have a flavor I like a super coffee.
I need another one. I'm in the market right now,
and I've tried them all. I've tried a lot of them,
(21:48):
but I just want you, guys, I'm in the market, okay,
case you know. But they list some of them off.
Red Bull, Monster and others are jacked up with as
much caffeine as almost three cups of coffee, tons of sugar.
But the combination of all that producers short intense bursts
of energy that only elite athletes can burn off in
a safe way. The rest of us, the mix can
trigger a wired wired energy leads you exhausted and shakey
(22:10):
when it wears off. Yeah, prevention.
Speaker 3 (22:12):
I've experienced that because I used to drink a Red
Bull in our twenties. That's what we would drink before
work most every day, and it is a workout thing
and crash. Remember that. It would be like, have a
red Bull while you work out. It gives you wings.
Speaker 1 (22:25):
I like the taste of red Bull, and I will
drink it occasionally. Have I met them in the market
for like a new one you mentioned, though not me.
Speaker 3 (22:32):
I don't any part of any of that.
Speaker 1 (22:34):
Really. I don't like coffee, though I know but hate coffee.
Speaker 3 (22:39):
I just know some of those other chemicals in these
drinks too, or however they.
Speaker 1 (22:44):
I like chemicals, Okay, chemicals pretty good. Sure the right chemical,
right chemical mix? I'm down. A surgeon and father of
three performs of vasectomy on himself as a gift for
his wife. He says, quote, I am really brave?
Speaker 3 (22:59):
Can you call yourself?
Speaker 1 (23:00):
He did not, you know what? I co signed it
from the New York Post, the plastic surgeon. He did
it on camera. It's on Instagram four million views of
right now. He said it was a strange feeling to
touch and suiture my own urethra. He uploaded it for
educational purposes, which you can do, just like if you
(23:22):
go to YouTube, you can watch a baby being delivered.
Speaker 3 (23:25):
But do you have to click through you're eighteen?
Speaker 1 (23:27):
I don't know because I've never searched for it, but
I know people on this show have watched it.
Speaker 3 (23:31):
Okay, yeah, I just know if it was like blurred.
Speaker 1 (23:35):
Out, but I don't know if it were eighteen and up,
doesn't that mean adult content? And I think that's beautiful
not adult?
Speaker 3 (23:42):
I know? Are you need to be warned? Like what
you're about to see?
Speaker 1 (23:46):
That but I want to see that if somebody gets
kicked in the nuts, Like, I want a warning warning.
If you watch this, somebody's got to get kicked in
the nuts.
Speaker 3 (23:54):
And also back to bravery. I think you can say
that you're brave, but I'm just saying if you're performing
your auto.
Speaker 1 (23:59):
Sector, I mean, I don't want to see on my screen.
I don't want to see it. Oh what did you see?
I don't want to talk about. He was laying in
a bed with his you know how they go, man,
it sets you up. He was probably two thirds of
the way up with his scalpel and his legs spread
and he was going in to which I started to scream.
(24:21):
I don't want to see that. And after that I
saw nothing. Did he have a mirror or anything like? No, No,
he was looking down himself. Okay, yeah, that's brave. Hey,
I'm gonna say it. He was right.
Speaker 3 (24:33):
For educational purposes.
Speaker 1 (24:35):
While the procedure looked excruciating, the surgeon only visibly displayed
discomfort once leaning back in his chair and apparent pain.
He then gathers his tools and resumes the operation. While
the sectumies typically lasts between ten and thirty minutes, doctor.
The doctor said it took twice as long because he
performed it on his own anatomy.
Speaker 3 (24:51):
Sure it would be a little hesitant, that.
Speaker 1 (24:54):
Would be a little brave. Oh my god. Finally, uh,
they say, a despicable woman catfished. Oh I get that video.
I was so close to like running my day your
scarred now. I got a flat tire this morning coming
into work and I almost watched the guy give himself
of a sectomy. Not my favorite day. A despicable woman
catfished her friend out of her life savings by pretending
(25:15):
to be like a really attractive suitor, not even like
a random person from South Africa. A woman who cynically
catfished a female friend out of her life savings. I
wonder what they say cynically by pretending to be a
pretty boy in love with her has been jailed thirty
three years old. She convinced her victim to part with
more than one hundred and ten thousand dollars after dangling
(25:37):
images and an attractive mail in front of her. She
posed as a man who needed private treatment for blood
cancer and took advantage of her friend, who she'd known
for twenty years. Oh my gosh, oh, that is not
a friend. She should have to watch that video I
just almost.
Speaker 3 (25:50):
Watched impact her the same way as it will a man.
Speaker 1 (25:54):
That sucks.
Speaker 3 (25:55):
That's terrible. No, I've listened to podcasts where this happens.
We're because when you're the friend, you're in and you know,
you like weaknesses, make them, you know, do certain things.
And then like this one podcast I was listening to her,
a friend died this to a friend like she would
be with her and then like trying to like text
her from under the table as if she when she's
acting like the guy and that way. The friend's like,
(26:17):
never gonna suspect that you're catnishing her because like you're
with her and she's communicating with the quote unquote man.
Speaker 1 (26:23):
And also you can live encourage her.
Speaker 3 (26:26):
Yes, then you get yeah, and you're like, wait, what
did he say? And then you know how to respond.
It's crazy.
Speaker 1 (26:31):
I'm a bit desensitized to a lot of news because
we do a lot of news and talk about a
lot of current events. That one hits me weird. I
don't like it because that's like a friend robbing another
friend of the money and making her feel like that, Oh,
that's terrible. Okay that I don't want to jump out,
but you can.
Speaker 2 (26:49):
At the end of the news Bobby's story, I do.
Speaker 1 (26:54):
Want to say this. Yesterday on the show, to even
the shows surprise and knowledge, I announced, Hey, We're going
to do a cruise after years of me saying no,
because there were just a couple of reasons that I
felt that I didn't want to do a cruise as
a show or by myself. It was not even about
(27:17):
not hanging out with you guys. I thought, first of all,
it's not like a T shirt where it's like, get
your T shirt fourteen bucks. That's it. That's a commitment
that's expensive. It's a vacation. It's seven days. Yeah, And
so I was like, I never want to ask our
listeners to commit to that because I don't feel that
(27:39):
we're worth it. Being honest, who wants to spend that
kind of money to come hang out with us? Also,
I get motion sick really bad. I've been assured as
much as you can assure somebody that this is not
the same as being on a fishing boat in the ocean,
because I get motionsick doing everything. And the third part
(28:03):
was listeners coming up to me if I'm touring or
just out somewhere, and one of the first, second or
third things they say is you should really do a cruise,
and I say the same thing, like I don't want
to ask people to spend that kind of money to
come hang out with us. And finally you guys broke
me down, and finally I found a group of people
that I could talk to. Not only that, and I
(28:24):
can't announce it today, but there's going to be music
coming with us. I can't say who. But when I
was told yesterday, I was like, that's so legit, that's awesome.
Speaker 3 (28:35):
Well, when can you.
Speaker 1 (28:36):
Say it wasn't confirmed? Is why I can't say if
it was confirmed. I know who they're talking to, I
know who they almost have, and I know who they
have something of what I know is going to have,
and it's so legit. So I will say this, I
know that it is. I'm not saying you have to
come for me. It's been a quite of like let's
(28:59):
just do it, but it doesn't happen until February of
next year. Twenty twenty six. There were over one thousand
pre registration yesterday, which they told me was more than
when William Shattner did a Star Trek what I know.
That's what I said. Really, so nobody feel like you
(29:19):
have to come. I just there's a little bit of
guilt in me for going. We're doing this thing and
it costs a lot of money. But also I'm not
making anybody pay it. And it's just if you want
to come, I have to get over that. I have
to get over any trauma I had being poor as
a kid and not being able to afford stuff when
other people could. I think that's what it comes from too.
Speaker 3 (29:37):
What if you look at it as if people liked
to plan out the absolutely experiences and this I should
look at it an opportunity for an experience. And so
many of our listeners have become friends. They live in
different parts of the country and they can all be
on a boat together.
Speaker 1 (29:50):
Yes, and with us. So Bobbybones dot com, is it
still up Morgan for people to pre oh yeah for
the pre sale they spell at SAIO pre sale. That's funny,
oh sale produced by Signature Cruise Experiences. I wasn't told
to read this here. This is not a commercial. I
just want to have you guys experience with me my feelings.
It's a seven day cruise on a luxury ship Celebrity Reflection.
(30:13):
It leads from Fort Lauderdale, it goes to Nevis, Nevis,
Saint Kitts, Saint Martin. February twenty twenty six. We'll be
doing a bunch of show stuff. Eddie now will be
performing as the Raging Idiots, Amy Lunchbox, Eddie myself. I'm
sure I don't even know. Okay, I'm so excited, that's all.
I wanted to get that off my chest, that I
have to release this guilt because I'm not making anybody
(30:34):
do anything. I already talked to two people yesterday. I said,
they're going. That's crazy. I couldn't believe a thousand people
signed up. I couldn't believe it.
Speaker 6 (30:40):
The lady at the doctor's office where I broke my arms,
No way, I'm going on the cruise.
Speaker 1 (30:44):
Cool. I have to break. I have to break. My
cousin Leroy, he's coming. All right. I'll talk to Amber,
who lives in Iowa. Amber, Welcome to the show. What's
going on?
Speaker 7 (30:56):
Good morning studio, Martin.
Speaker 3 (30:58):
What the.
Speaker 7 (31:02):
I just wanted to I just wanted to call I
really was the recipient of the diamond earrings A couple
of years ago around Christmas time, and I just wanted
to Yeah, I just wanted to say thank you so much.
I'm a child protection worker and that day was like
super super hard at work, and I called in and
(31:22):
I got my earrings and it just made my whole
entire year.
Speaker 1 (31:26):
Can story again? Would you'd mind telling the earring story
again for those that don't remember.
Speaker 7 (31:32):
So I was having a bad day and you guys
were talking about having a poker face for a gift
that someone gave you around Christmas time, and so I
called in and shared that my husband had gotten me
a thermostat like for a furnace when I asked for
diamond earrings, like for like the past four years. And
(31:55):
so yeah, and.
Speaker 1 (31:58):
So how did you how did you get diamond earrings?
Speaker 7 (32:02):
I called in and shared my story and then and
then you and then you gifted them to me.
Speaker 1 (32:08):
Boom just wanted that to be out there. It was
a wee thing. But okase listeners missed that part. Yeah,
so we just felt bad that she got a thermostat
for Christmas, and so we're like, let us get you
the earrings. Okay, So then what happens with the earrings?
Speaker 8 (32:23):
So then I went.
Speaker 5 (32:23):
On a cruise and I was out on the deck
justs fontanning by myself, and there was this couple out
there and it was just the three of us and
they were.
Speaker 7 (32:34):
Listening to music, and I said, thank you so much
for remembering music. And he's like, I'm so sorry for
my music. Is it too loud? And I said no,
I love country music. And so then we got to
talking and his wife was like, oh, your earrings are
so pretty, and I said, well, funny story. And then
I told her the story about how I got them,
(32:55):
and she's like, oh my goodness, I love Bobby. And
she had actually brought your book along to read on
the cruise and she was reading it and so we
just connected actually over like your show and loving your show,
and we hung out the whole week and it was
just a friendship. Now that I can't wait to see them,
(33:16):
but yeah, sometimes we'll cruise again with them.
Speaker 1 (33:20):
Dang, that's crazy. I didn't know how that was going
to end. So a lot of factors here that I enjoy.
First of all, that she still has the ear rings,
because you know, weren't cheap earrings. Was happy to do it.
Love it, Love that there's any sort of appreciation, like,
I love that. Number two is she met somebody who's
also a fan, which is just cool. That person had
a book of mine. Crazy. The story gets crazier and crazier.
(33:42):
And then the fact that they were on a cruise
and we're doing a cruise.
Speaker 8 (33:45):
Yeah, that's weird.
Speaker 1 (33:47):
Come on, Will you sound like negative?
Speaker 7 (33:49):
No?
Speaker 3 (33:50):
I don't. I mean, I'm just like, I'm thinking about
all the things that had to happen for that to happen.
It seems meant to be.
Speaker 1 (33:55):
It was meant to be. Yeah, what is that from
meant to be? I think from everybody loves Raymond or
just don't.
Speaker 3 (34:01):
Know to be or not?
Speaker 1 (34:03):
That is Shakespeare.
Speaker 3 (34:05):
This is to be meant to be?
Speaker 1 (34:07):
Its mint. I think it's Robert Barone.
Speaker 8 (34:10):
Even did that.
Speaker 1 (34:12):
It was an episode oh which just went okay, yea brother, Yeah,
I'm really digging back deep. It was meant to be.
I'll figure that out. Crap out, I don't worry. Thank
you Amber for calling and oh yeah, I hope you're
having a good I don't know. January, it's cold as crap?
Is Iowa cold as crap?
Speaker 5 (34:28):
Actually?
Speaker 7 (34:29):
It was like negative like windshill last night was probably
like negative thirty, negative forty. Today it's twenty four and
it's snowing, so it's actually beautiful today. Wow, we hardly
have any snow and so I am have always been
from Iowa and so I'm missing the snow. So I
was really happy that some of the Southerners must have
(34:51):
given us some of their snow.
Speaker 1 (34:53):
It all the Arctic blast, have it all. Thank you, Amber,
have a great day.
Speaker 5 (34:58):
You too, Thank yous.
Speaker 1 (35:00):
He's in five, episode four of Everybody Loves Raymond. The
episode is called meant to Be, and he has he's
trying to decide on which girl he wants to be with,
and then they all end up like not choosing him
because he's kind of an idiot about it, and he
keeps going, it's meant to be to all them.
Speaker 3 (35:15):
Okay, meant to be episode four.
Speaker 6 (35:18):
There you go.
Speaker 1 (35:19):
Thank you. On my Instagram story maybe Thursday or Friday,
possibly the weekend, I had posted that there was a
missing loaf of bread in the house. Now I ended
up having to take the whole thing down because I
got scared for a minute. But my wife will make bread. Now,
she'll make like a low a loaf, uncut that's what
(35:40):
it's called, right, like a loaf. Yeah, So I was
like touching it because the bread wasn't it was still dough.
So she makes the dough, then she forms it and
I washed my hands. I did a video. I was like, look,
she I can't wait for this because it's awesome. I
love I love toast. It's my new thing. Toasting orange
juice my current addiction. And so I did nswer our
story and I'm like, check it out. Here's the dough.
(36:04):
And she watched it and she was like, what'd you
do with the other one? I was like, what do
you mean there was no other Dowie loaf? She said no, no,
there were two loaves there. And I said, I promise
I didn't move it. And so she walks in there
and she's like, okay, either and she said this, either
I have misplaced the Dowey loaf or someone stole the
(36:25):
Dowy loaf, meaning someone possibly a dog. And so the
first thing that I look at is we have dog
doors that the dogs go out of to get outside,
and the Dowey loaf is probably what do you think
this is here? But it's dough and it was still
(36:46):
like I mean Dowie, how would you describe it?
Speaker 8 (36:51):
Yeah, dough is likely.
Speaker 1 (36:54):
Yeah, there's no way that a dog could have taken
that Dowey loaf in its mouth. Elercdanley wouldn't been able
to get up to it. Stanley's fat bulldog because it
was up high on the counter at a point where
Eller can't get we thought, so then we started to
think maybe she could have got up there, but there's
no way she could have grabbed the loaf. And she
likes to take she's a resource guard. So and taking
(37:14):
it out the doors because I looked at the dog
doors and there were no markings of dough, or it
would have ripped a little bit going through because it so,
it'd have ripped off going through the multiple dog doors
she has to get through to get outside. We're looking everywhere,
like where could this loaf be? I'm looking at the
dog doors. Nothing there. So then we're starting to get
(37:35):
nervous and Caitlyn googles what will happen if a dog
eats bread? And if it eats enough bread it can
kill it? What? Yes, so we didn't know this at
the time, if it's not cooked or no, just in general,
because I can tell you because it got really dramatic
and people were asking, why did you take down the
Instagram story? Well, for a minute, I thought the dog
might die and I didn't want me being.
Speaker 8 (37:56):
Like because I was doing where's the misery?
Speaker 1 (37:59):
Well, I was doing like number one Stanley first, Oh suspect, Yeah,
possibilities loves to eat. Why not fat and short couldn't
get there. And then two Eller very athletic loves eating anything,
probably the number one suspect. I was doing that kind
(38:21):
of thing with like some dragnet music from like the fifties,
kind of a funny bit. So eating too much bread.
So then we read this, eating too much bread can
make a dog sick, can cause a number of health problems,
and it goes to the stuff vomiting. Okay, that's everything
I eat, basically my issues. Bloating bread is high in
carbs can cause bloating, same for me. So far, we're
(38:43):
all the same. We don't even know if a dog
ate it yet, but we can't find the bread anywhere.
There were just two big loaves and now there's just one.
Three seizures. Raw bread dough can cause alcohol toxicity because
of like the weed or the barley or whatever. They
are something that's in beer, barle yeast, thank you, something
which can lead to seizures, coma, and then it starts
(39:07):
to be where the digestives the stomach can actually turn
over and it can kill the dog. So immediately it's
first of all, it says, if this happened, you dog
eat too much of bread, immediately you need to call
whatever the pet poison hot line is. So we called.
All of a sudden, it went from suspect number one Stanley,
(39:28):
he probably didn't do it, he's too fat. Eller. It's gone.
Probably heard Number one suspect also known for it. So
I'm like, oh, I should take all this stuff down
because in case the dog dies, I don't want to
be doing jokes and then rest in peace at the end.
And so we call the pet poison hot line and
they're like, yeah, what's problem? And my wife's like, dog
(39:49):
ate a bunch of bread and they're like, okay, how
like a piece of bread? She's like, no, a whole loaf.
I was making it. It was raw dope. And then how
serious their voice got scared of me. They're like, okay,
is what we're going to do? You need the dog
to vomit immediately, and we're like what, and she's like, yeah,
here's what you do. First of all, if you have
any peanut butter, put it on the bottom of the
(40:12):
dog bowl and like smush it in there, and then
pour three tablespoons of hydrogen peroxide in it so the
dog will lick the peanut butter and drink the peroxide.
We don't have any peanut butter. I hate peanut butter.
My wife hates peanut butter. It's kind of why we
got married each you hatred of peanut butter. But we
do have like broth, like bone broth, because we do
(40:33):
a lot of soups at my house. And so we're like,
let's do it. We're now convinced Eller probably ate it
but didn't take it outside because it was all jiggling,
thank you, but we don't know. And so they're like,
she needs to drink three tablespoons of hydrogen peroxide and
(40:53):
then you need to go walk her for fifteen minutes
to get her stomach jargling. It's freezing cold, by the way,
but I don't care. I'm gonna go out and walk
her and just to show her that it hurt form
me too, I did naked. I walk her naked out,
soid oh good, like just like her? Yeah, you just
like her. And so she drank and drinks the peroxide
(41:14):
although you can tell, like when she was finished it
she was like some ain't right. Didn't taste very good.
But at the same time, we don't even know if
she ate it. So cahalil I know. So we called Josie,
doctor Josie, our friend, our vet. She has a great
podcast called in the Vet's Office with Doctor Josie, And
(41:34):
we're like, what's up. And she's like, oh, that's bad,
Like if she ate it, you gotta get her to
throw up. And she's like, if you can't get her
to throw up with the hydrogen peroxide after you walk
her for fifteen minutes, because she had the same without
us saying what the other people said, she said the
same thing. We didn't need a second opinion, but it
was exactly the same, and we're like, okay, we also
(41:56):
called this hot line. They made us pay ninety dollars
on the hot line too.
Speaker 8 (41:59):
What ye the pet poison hotline?
Speaker 1 (42:03):
Way to pay with the credit card? Wow?
Speaker 8 (42:05):
Before or after you get advice?
Speaker 1 (42:07):
Well, if it were after, we probably want to hung up. Yeah,
the number is click. Yes. So but Joe said the
same thing, and she goes, if Ella doesn't vomit, I
have and they live pretty close to us and there
are legitimate friends. She goes, but I have a shot
that does the same thing. It's just a little more hardcore,
(42:28):
like I can inject her with this and she'll vomit
like crazy. But again, we're both nervous that she really
didn't eat the bread and we're putting her through all
this with eating the bread, and that we're just gonna
find the bread like in a cabinet or something. And
so I'm walking eller. She doesn't throw up, but after
like fifteen minutes, she's starting to like like lick her lips,
like you can tell she's a little bit nauseous. She
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also she's eyeing the hawk because she's getting walked at
like ten o'clock at night. She's like, this is awesome.
So we walk, we walk, we walk nothing. So we're
like to do it again. They said, hit her with
the peroxide a second time.
Speaker 3 (43:05):
I'm waiting.
Speaker 8 (43:06):
I know what's the for I have to do it again?
Speaker 3 (43:08):
Yeah, yeah, I think she has to drink the proxy
maybe and.
Speaker 1 (43:11):
Maybe she didn't even eat the bread, right. I know,
I'm feeling bad about this too, but we got to
see and then I'm thinking we should we need a
proxide Stanley, Now I just want to proxide everybody, like,
I'm like, wet, let's just yes everybody, just to make sure.
Speaker 3 (43:23):
Makes you think. At the time, I had to call
poison control, but keep going because of peroxide.
Speaker 1 (43:28):
Do you want to hijack the story?
Speaker 3 (43:29):
No?
Speaker 1 (43:29):
No, you do a family guy, like just a complete
to the side.
Speaker 8 (43:32):
I don't want to hijack it all.
Speaker 1 (43:33):
I literally don't care for it. No, okay, so can
we can? We can we follow up this with that
though all ear market? Thank you? So we pull the
bowl out and now Stanley's watching us from the window
and we have she won't she will not drink. Now
she's smart because she's not doing the proxide bowl again.
So first we try out, we pour the bone broth
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or whatever it is, and then we put it through
and she's like, not have it, she'll eat anything. She's
not doing it. We're like crap. So we go in
and we get some chicken that I had from my
lunch earlier, and we're like, man, she never gets like
grilled chicken. So we put the chicken in the bowl
with the peroxide. She looks at it and looks at us,
and I can see her considering it is it worth
(44:18):
it to eat that chicken, which I don't get to
have to drink whatever that garbage was, and she commits
to it and she eats the chicken.
Speaker 8 (44:26):
So you just put the proxide on the chicken.
Speaker 1 (44:28):
We put the nope, we put the peroxide. It never moved,
so the prooxide stayed in the bowl with the bone
broth and the chicken was there, and dogs don't eat
with a uh spoon and fork, so she just got
and most of it came out. At this point, she
hasn't vomited. Josie's like, I'm coming over, and we're like, okay, cool.
We're in the backyard. It's freezing. Don't forget take your
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shoes off and you get to the front door because
we're no shoes house. Don't forget that. Don't forget that.
So walking Ell and walking out, and Josie's probably two
minutes away, and Eller starts to go. The proxide has
not hit her, and I can she's just and I've
been walking her, but we've only walked on pavement on concrete.
Because when she does it, we have to look in
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the vomit to see if whatever we're looking for is there.
So Kaylin goes inside because Josie's about to pull up,
just to make sure, because I locked the doors all
the time when we're home. She goes unlocks the door,
and Eller hits the jackpot as far as like throwing up,
and it's exactly what you think it would be after
I don't know, six servings of hydrogen peroxide everywhere, I mean,
(45:32):
but luckily on the pavement there's vomit everywhere, and I'm like, oh, Jay,
it's like slot machine right. I still can't tell what
it is yet because it's very wet, and so I
get a stick and I start to go through it
freaking full over bread.
Speaker 8 (45:45):
Oh this is good that you got it up.
Speaker 1 (45:50):
Yeah, okay, massive chunks of this bread, so a little
bit I'm relieved. I'm like, oh man. Josie then walks
out right back then, and you know she's a that
so she deals with like animal wet stuff all the time,
and so she's like a couple pictures of it. She
was like, oh, thank god, that's at least most of it.
If whatever's left, she'll be fine, but she'll probably throw
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up again. And she did, and like a couple of
little chunks came out. But all the bread, all the
bread was there, and she didn't die. And so a
lot of listeners had been messaging me on DM going
what happened to the dog? Whoever? So first of all,
it was Eller that ate the bread and she almost died.
And this is a public service announcement that dogs can't
(46:34):
eat bread that much. A half a piece something on
the ground, that's fine, but if you ever have me either,
I was just gonna let her chill. And there's something
about their stomach turning upside down, because Josie said it too,
like it.
Speaker 6 (46:46):
Actually physically like moves upside down.
Speaker 1 (46:48):
I believe, so it can flip, unless that's just a term.
But she looked that up, Mike. But all that bread
man came out and we were pretty happy. She was
sick for like the next day, obviously because he drinking
six things of hydrogen peroxide. But she got to a
point in the cabinet the counter that we never thought
she could get to. She's reached new heights. Wow, she's
a goal setter.
Speaker 6 (47:07):
You were right, athletic and suspects.
Speaker 7 (47:09):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (47:10):
Yeah, I've been doing this long enough. I can usually
tell criminal want to see him really, But that was
our drama and that is why I did not finish
that Instagram story In case people were wondering.
Speaker 3 (47:20):
Well, the yeast in the dough will ferment in the
dog's stomach, causing the dough to expand and potentially bloat
the dog's stomach, while also producing alcohol, which can lead
to alcohol poisoning and it's life threatening.
Speaker 1 (47:31):
The same thing about flipping a stomach, because I know
they said that about it, and when it fills with
gas and fluid, a condition called gastric dilation volvolus, it
can cause the stomach to twist on itself, cutting off
blood flow and killing parts of the stomach. It literally twist.
Speaker 8 (47:44):
That's crazy. That's why they they say like twisted stomach.
But I thought that was just a saying.
Speaker 1 (47:49):
Of like or a band from the eighties, We're not
gone got no, Wait, that's twisted, sister, I got it.
Thank you, Amy your story? Oh yeah, Airmarked a certain story.
Speaker 3 (48:03):
Yeah, so remember the time we were at iHeart Country
in Austin, and I was married at the time, so
my husband with me, and I had traveled with a
little bottle of hydrogen peroxide to like gargle for my
teeth or whatever.
Speaker 8 (48:15):
And I don't know that you're supposed to do that.
Speaker 3 (48:16):
By the way, this was years ago, and I had
at then I transferred it to like a water bottle
so be easy for me to like throw.
Speaker 8 (48:23):
Back and swish and then spit out.
Speaker 3 (48:26):
Well, he got up in the morning and was thirsty,
and he thought it was a bottle of water and
he chugged it and it was hydrogen hard rock side.
So we had to call a poison control for.
Speaker 6 (48:40):
Did he throw up?
Speaker 1 (48:41):
Well, she walked on, Yeah, of course it was.
Speaker 3 (48:44):
It was actually it was burning, like he was in pain.
It was not good because he didn't It's like it
took it. He had just woken up, so it was
still kind of like half asleep, trying to register. Very
thirsty and then just.
Speaker 8 (48:54):
Like google, Google, Google, and I was like and he's like,
what is this?
Speaker 2 (48:57):
What is this?
Speaker 5 (48:58):
What?
Speaker 8 (48:58):
And I was like, oh my gosh, oh my god,
that's hydrogen peroxide?
Speaker 1 (49:01):
Am I crazy to think I would know if I
were drinking peroxide? And like a swallow even if I
were chugging it.
Speaker 6 (49:06):
It depends though, Like, how what kind of chugger you are?
Speaker 1 (49:09):
Some people just chug man, not aggressive.
Speaker 3 (49:11):
Oh he's aggressive. And it was the first thing in
the morning. He just wanted to hydrate and probably I've
been drinking.
Speaker 1 (49:18):
Sure, there's the update. Thank you all for asking. The
dogs are okay. It was eller. She learned her lesson,
except not, she doesn't know English. So that's tough. That's
tough teach a lesson when a dog doesn't know English. Tough.
But thank you all for all the messages and those
that had no idea. Do not let your dog get
into your bread, your massive thing of bread. And that's
the more you know. All right, thank you Bobby Bone
(49:38):
show Sorry up today.
Speaker 4 (49:41):
This story comes to us from more Orlando, Florida. Amen
used to work in Disney World. He got fired. He
was like, oh, they want to fire me, I'll show them.
So he went in their computer system, hacked into their
menu and some of the QR codes he changed them to,
like boycott Israel and different racist web sites.
Speaker 1 (50:00):
Wow, next level. I wasn't expecting that me either, And
you hack into something that's automatically felony. And I mean
that's all Listen, I'm not saying that's a good idea.
I wouldn't have thought about that. That's like next level,
like changing QR codes. I don't even I can't even
get a q to work on my phone half the time,
much less change it.
Speaker 4 (50:20):
Yeah, so people at the resort when they would go
to ordering you know, a hot dog, it would take
them to boycott Israel. Things like that. He admitted to it.
Now he's facing ten years in prison.
Speaker 1 (50:28):
Wow, that's a bonehead for the guy.
Speaker 8 (50:32):
Because he admitted what he admitted to it.
Speaker 1 (50:35):
It's not like Brady Bunch. You don't get like bonus
points if you admit to something. You know what, you
know what you did wrong. And no, but think of
the skills that he could have used in a good
way that he ended up using in a way that
got him fired. That's crazy.
Speaker 4 (50:50):
Okay, I'm lunchbox. That's your bonehead.
Speaker 1 (50:52):
Story of the day. A Starbucks barista was attacked bitten
by a monkey that jumped through the drive through window.
There's like three different headlines here, like if it's just
Starbucks breeze to attack to like tell me more, or
someone gets bit by a monkey. I'd like to hear
more of that. Somebody jumped to a drive through. Get
me some of that. Yeah, three and one, it's like
(51:12):
the greatest hits. But this employee needed stitches and vaccinations.
Last week, as the customer's pet primate leaped into the
service window, ran up to her, grabbed her arm, and
they just started biting her. Oh my gosh, she attacked,
reported Leanda, when a coworker grabbed the animal and threw
it back out of the drive through. I need to
see the security footage. I know there's never been a
(51:33):
greater need for security footage than right this second. Think
about that monkey jumps through. You're the one working. All
of a sudden it's biting. You're like, oh my god.
But think about this. You're the other employe who sees
a monkey jump through and bite your employee. What do
you do? Grab your phone, save your employee? Laugh Like,
I can see me doing all three of those.
Speaker 8 (51:50):
Yeah, hopefully you could do them simumultaneously.
Speaker 1 (51:53):
Also, I'm like, this is a joke, like somebody pranking me,
Like I'm looking around. Friday, January tenth, eight thirty am
Mobile Police Department, they were called there was an incident.
The monkey looks it's like a little spider monkey type thing.
It almost looks like if a possum and a monkey
made sweet sweet love gosh animal. So it's little, it's little.
(52:14):
It's how else are you gonna throw it back through
the window? Because that was my initial thought was how
do you chunk and orangutang back through a window? But
it is called a night monkey, and so in the car,
the night monkey has this little like blanket on it
on its head. Oh god.
Speaker 8 (52:30):
Most monkeys are cute, but this was not cute.
Speaker 1 (52:32):
It's cute until it bites. I think if you go
to a friend's house and you see this, you're like.
Speaker 8 (52:36):
Oh, comes flying at me.
Speaker 3 (52:37):
I'm not into it, But like other monkeys, if they
come flying at me, I might be like.
Speaker 1 (52:42):
Okay, oh is this in America? I forgot to ask
you mobile? Oh boy, yeah, where we're gonna be a
couple of weeks, maybe we can meet the monkey. The
monkey is like in the passenger's lap as they're driving
through the drive through as where of course you'd put
your monkey if you're driving.
Speaker 3 (52:56):
I don't wonder what made the monkey do that, because
obviously this person has gone through drive throughs before.
Speaker 1 (53:00):
Probably had the cup, the little the little a pop
cup pop cup, and they know there's one in there.
Speaker 8 (53:06):
It's like, I need the.
Speaker 1 (53:07):
The pop cup. The employ the monkey attacked, who asked
that she remained unnamed, sustained bite marks in her hands
and lacerations one to her ear. She had to get stitches.
She shared images of the injuries. Oh I did on
ten tiktoks on this, Yeah, I'd have shown images I've ever.
Can you imagine the millions of views you're going to give?
(53:28):
You know what, I'll be bitten by a monkey for
what I'm going to get on TikTok from it. The customer,
who they later identified as Tammy Elaine Gardner, came into
the restaurant to check on the employee and see, now
you're scared. They're gonna put your monkey down. I know,
so maybe you just run leave town with your monkey again.
(53:49):
That is from m Do you say that lagni app mobile? Yeah?
I don't really know how to credit that, but monkeys
jumping through windows, man, that's pretty cool. It's right next
to a Low's Home Improvement. I looked on the map.
Speaker 6 (54:03):
Oh okay, okay, same shopping center.
Speaker 1 (54:05):
Yeah, well that's right in here. One.
Speaker 3 (54:06):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (54:07):
Yeah, all right, that's it. We're done. I hope you
have a great day and we will see you guys tomorrow.
By everybody. The Bobby Bones Show theme song, written, produced
and sang by read Yarberry. You can find his instagram
at read Yarberry, Scuba Steve executive producer, Raymondo, Head of Production.
(54:27):
I'm Bobby Bones. My instagram is mister Bobby Bones. Thank
you for listening to the podcast.
Wake Up, Wake Up in the mall and it's a
radio and the doctors.
Speaker 2 (00:08):
He's on time.
Speaker 1 (00:11):
Ready, and the lunchbox. More Game two Steve Red and
it's trying to put you through the fog. He's running
this week's next bit. The Bobby's on the box, so
you know what this the Bobby ball? I mean, do
you think it's lame when I go we and I'm
(00:33):
talking about a sports team that I'm rooting for.
Speaker 3 (00:36):
No, I guess I'm used to it. But you're definitely
not on the team.
Speaker 1 (00:39):
But if I'm like, we really need to win tonight, yeah.
Speaker 3 (00:41):
I mean you're you feel a part of the team.
It's a psychological thing. It's very invested. I don't think
it's lame. I get while you're doing it, you're heavily invested.
Speaker 1 (00:52):
But you can get while somebody's doing something and still
think less of them.
Speaker 3 (00:55):
I don't think less of you, know, not at all.
I just think that you probably should relax a little.
It impacts your Now we're talking. Okay, now it's talking
too much. But I don't I don't judge you for it.
I just think that you shouldn't be as impacted as
you are. I feel like, Okay, if we lose, we lose,
and then you move on to tell yourself that if
we lose, we lose.
Speaker 1 (01:15):
So if I'm like, man, if we don't win tonight,
I'm gonna go crazy.
Speaker 3 (01:18):
Yeah, like because you don't win and then it impacts
you for days.
Speaker 1 (01:23):
That's not not the we part. It's the I've invested
too much of.
Speaker 3 (01:27):
But it starts with the Wii. Your you're too invested.
Speaker 1 (01:30):
So you do think a little less of me for weeing.
Speaker 3 (01:32):
No, I don't think less of you at all. I
just think that there's a healthier approach.
Speaker 1 (01:36):
Who do we all we toward? Because you can't we
toward every team you like, but you have like we
for me would be razorback football or basketball. It's like,
way we really need this, Like if we don't do this,
that's my wi eddie yours is we are the Dallas Cowboys.
We are the Dallas Cowboys and we had a bad season. Yeah,
(01:58):
it's not so lame when someone else does it, But
like when I do fill that lane, when that's like, man,
we had a terrible season, I'm like, you don't play
for the team. I mean, who's going to be your
next head coach.
Speaker 3 (02:07):
I know, I know, I know it's not your coach,
but I get it.
Speaker 1 (02:12):
I know, lunchbox, who is yours college basketball? We are
the Kansas Jayhawks. Do you wee him?
Speaker 3 (02:17):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (02:17):
All the time we lost? We sucked with Hudter Dickinson
till he's gone. We're not going to be any good.
So any of that, nothing that feels weird to you.
Speaker 3 (02:25):
I cheer for Texas A and M.
Speaker 1 (02:27):
Yeah, but you really don't. You don't care that much.
Speaker 3 (02:30):
That's why I didn't say we, but good boy, and
I will adopt more of a spirit when they're playing UT,
just because that rivalry is so old. But also if
UT is playing somebody else, I'll cheer for UT Texas.
Speaker 1 (02:46):
So then if somebody is saying we, you don't judge them.
Go like you're not a part of the team, but
you maybe go maybe you're a little too invested in
that team because you only get to w if you're
out of your mind.
Speaker 3 (02:56):
I like that y'all are a part of it. I
think the WII is we're part of the team. We
actually really doesn't bother me at the end of the day.
It's just that when y'all are emotionally impacted for days.
Speaker 1 (03:08):
It's the only time I feel rage in my whole life. Right,
that's crazy, it is. I didn't know why people would
ever feel rage. I don't go up or down too much.
I'm always pretty in a way that I don't even
thinks healthy. Like I wish I could experience the highs
and the lows a little better, just generally, because if
you can't experience.
Speaker 3 (03:22):
Maybe I wish I loved a sports.
Speaker 1 (03:24):
Team that you don't because we're stupid. Amy, do you
we anything? We any? We my family that counts because
you're in that. You're literally in that.
Speaker 3 (03:34):
Do all his men? We are pregnant? Do you feel
about that?
Speaker 1 (03:38):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (03:38):
No, we're not.
Speaker 1 (03:39):
Now we're not pregnant, because I think that actually take
some of the credit from her from having to go
through all that she's going.
Speaker 3 (03:47):
She's pregnant, like we gave birth today.
Speaker 1 (03:50):
No. No, you could say, like if somebody's having a baby,
you could say we're having a baby, but you can't
say we're we're delivering a baby boom. It's all about
out the verb. Yeah, Morgan, is we weird to you?
If you meet a dude and he's like, man, we
gotta win tonight.
Speaker 4 (04:08):
I feel like I'm just so used to it now,
like especially with all you guys around.
Speaker 3 (04:11):
I hear Lunchbox say that all the time. So I
don't know that I think anything of it anymore, but
it is a little weird now that you've brought my
attention to it.
Speaker 1 (04:19):
I only punch things whenever we lose the couch. I'll
just I'll just punch it.
Speaker 3 (04:26):
I think there's some underlying stuff that needs to come out,
and it's coming out in that.
Speaker 1 (04:31):
When we lose. Yes, yeah, because you don't punch it
for any of And I would see like murders and stuff,
and like people would just go through rage and like
kill somebody out of their age, like loves. I would like,
how do they do that? I don't even have that
part of me, but I do get it when we lose.
We when we we lose a game, Yeah, yeah, that's
all I mean.
Speaker 3 (04:48):
Do y'all ever feel like you could have done it better?
Speaker 1 (04:50):
No?
Speaker 3 (04:50):
Do you get mad at.
Speaker 1 (04:51):
The player the coaches? I could have coach better most
of the time. Really, yeah, I could be a special
team's coach tomorrow, but not a player, right, Nah, Like
you couldn't play better in your quarterback God. No, no,
then people punching all the couches all the cost the
country today if I were doing that, okay, just wanted
to check your pulse on we as it is with
guys referring to their athletic teams, or it could be
women too. But Ellie, guys in this room, I've scratched
(05:13):
a lotto ticket today. My resolution is to hit. I
did not hit today, Yes, I mean sorry, so I
want to hit for over a thousand bucks. I'm scratching
fifty dollars, scratchers. I did not hit today, so no,
no win. So I'm gonna toss this. Is there a
second chance on that that? I just oh, I'm not
chasing second chance. I'm not chasing second chance. Ten am
(05:35):
local time, Atlanta and Mobile. Eddie and I are the
Raging Idiots and Matt Stell are playing a show for
Saint Jude Children's Restarch Hospital, Atlanta on February fourth and
Mobile February fifth. Tickets at ten am local time at
Bobbybones dot com. If you guys want to come to
the show, we would love to see you guys there.
I want to talk about my biological father for a
(05:57):
second something I don't talk about a lot. I'll bring
it up a cage, but I mean, would you mind
telling our listeners or people that are new to the
show kind of my history and I'll call him a dad,
but with my dad like through life.
Speaker 3 (06:10):
Yeah, Well, he got pregnant with your mom. Your mom.
You got your mom pregnant at a young age. They
were like fifteen, sixteen years old.
Speaker 1 (06:18):
She was fifteen when she got pregnant.
Speaker 3 (06:19):
He was seventeen, okay, and then she had you. They
were together probably your younger years, but then he left
when you were very very young. You don't remember him
being present in your life at all, and there was
drug and alcohol addiction in both of them, and he
just has not been a part of your life at all.
And then you were lucky enough to have a step
dad for a little bit. We talked to him every
(06:39):
once in a while. He calls in. He's Arkansas, Keith,
and that was the father figure role for what years
you did have a dad in your life, but your
other dad No. Then I guess a few years ago
you went to go meet him for breakfast or something.
And that's the only interaction you've really had other than
one time. You were having a family dinner at your
(07:00):
grandma's or something and he walked in and you were shocked.
Speaker 1 (07:03):
Yeah, that was crazy part. Yeah I remember that. I
forgot about that. Dang. He was like, do you want
to fight me? I was like, what, so all that now?
Thank you for that. I have posted a video on
my Instagram of me and my dad right around the
New Year, and people freaked out about it, but it
(07:23):
really wasn't my dad. It was a joke because it
was Rivers Cuomo from Weezer. He was playing on stage.
I was right in front of him and I was
like my dad and I thought everybody knew that. But
one of our close friends last week came up and said, hey,
uh that that was really cool. You posted a video
you and your dad.
Speaker 3 (07:39):
I had no idea that was a close friend and
had no idea that.
Speaker 1 (07:44):
I see multiple times a week. He said. He said,
you guys look identical, and I thought to myself, is
he kidding? And he wasn't. So I just want to
come on and say everyone, that was a video of
Rivers Cuomo and Weezer are one of my favorite bands. Here.
Glasses like I wear, I wear them like he wears them, and.
Speaker 3 (08:03):
Do you wear them because he wore them?
Speaker 1 (08:05):
Yes, and that that was not my dad. That was
a joke because we look similar and he's a little
older than me. But no, that was not a video
of me and my dad. There's a video of me
at a Weezer concert, like a small concert, and I
posted it. I just want to clear that up.
Speaker 3 (08:19):
Normally, when you show videos of your dad, it's just
you and nobody.
Speaker 5 (08:22):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (08:23):
I do like the joke, like, hey, hanging out with
my dad and there's no one there's a chair, there's
nobody sitting in a chair. Yeah, So I just wanted
to clear that up for audience. I did not. There
is no video of me and my dad. That's in
one of the nineties alternative grades. When he said that,
I was like, how are you posted a picture of
your dad? I also like, where did he see this?
(08:44):
Was it on somebody else's account? It's Beverly Hills, Yeah,
that's where I want to.
Speaker 3 (08:52):
Yeah, I just figured people would know that was a joke.
But you can't assume that everybody knows the full backstory.
Speaker 1 (08:57):
I can't, and I'll say this. The other thing happened
was and I want to command our listeners for being
such a part of this joke that when Eddie and
I were building the pickleball court in my house from scratch,
we were just looking at YouTube videos. I came on
the air once and said, Hey, I'm only going to
say this one time. We're not actually doing it. I've
hired people to do it, but we're going to take
pictures as it grows and gets closer to being completed
(09:21):
and act like we're doing it. I said it on
the air. I wanted everybody to be a part of
that inside joke, and so listeners were great. They would
get in and be like, you guys doing such a good job.
We actually didn't build a pickleball court, right, and it
looks great. One of our close friends came over to
play pickleball. I'll just it was George Burr's, the singer
who I'm a really close friend of ours. He shows
up and it's like, you and Eddie, I cannot believe
(09:43):
you guys built this. Do you think He was like, no, dedicated.
He was totally serious, sious, And I have to remember
sometimes that when I joke about stuff that I need
to sometimes remind people that it was just a joke.
It was an inside joke. You know, didn't Gator say
the same thing. Gator was like, you guys agree. It
was like, wait, what what are you talking about?
Speaker 5 (10:02):
Gator?
Speaker 3 (10:03):
These people really think they y'all built.
Speaker 1 (10:05):
That you don't need to be really we like you
just crossed over into now you're hurting our feelings.
Speaker 3 (10:09):
No, it looks so much.
Speaker 1 (10:11):
It's really.
Speaker 3 (10:14):
The results style pickleball court.
Speaker 1 (10:16):
Wheezer's not my dad. We did not build a pickleball court.
Just want to put that out there. Okay, I wasn't
hotown though. For the record, yes, okay, cool, Raymundo, our
audio producers secretly recorded, secretly recorded some celebrities doing stuff.
And now he's like, can I release it? So it
sounds weird. It does sound weird, but Raymondo, please tell
me the story.
Speaker 2 (10:36):
Yeah, I was at the hockey game. Me and Lunch
had it hooked up. We had our coaches convention in
Nashville and we were in a suite.
Speaker 1 (10:43):
It was really cool. Honestly, I'm never in a suite before.
Speaker 2 (10:45):
And we happened to be right next to Nicole Kidman
and Keith Urban and I'd never been that close to them.
Speaker 1 (10:53):
And they nobody was really, but they're here. Keith's here
all the time, you mean together.
Speaker 2 (10:56):
I'm not really in that room, though, and if I
do it here, I'm working, so it's probably frowned upon.
Speaker 1 (11:02):
So it was just fair game. They're just out in
the wild.
Speaker 2 (11:05):
And even when I was filming them a little bit,
people would look at me and stare and give me
a wave because I was My camera was right at him,
and I captured everything they were And sometimes they would
kiss in the suite, they would hug. He was rubbing
her shoulder. One time when he was performing, he was
singing the anthems. You could see her. She put her
hand on her heart. She was so moved how good
(11:25):
he was doing. There was a fight on the ice
and Nicole Kittman does this little fake punch and Key say, oh,
you're gonna hit me.
Speaker 1 (11:32):
I got awesome footage. It sounds like you're a peeping tom.
Speaker 2 (11:36):
So my question is do I just keep that thing
under wrap since we are in the profession, or do
I release it and it could go viral.
Speaker 3 (11:44):
I don't know. I just feel awkward when when he
saying what he's doing, but I don't know. He was
singing the American national anthem.
Speaker 1 (11:50):
That would be the national anthem. Yes, okay, and you
think he's doing the Australian Well, I don't know.
Speaker 3 (11:54):
I didn't know who I was playing who and also
raised she had her hand on her heart because that's
what we do. Yeah, yeah, her husband right.
Speaker 1 (12:02):
I would say that they were in public, right, and
what they do in public can be seen by everybody,
But I would encourage you to not post it because
for a couple of reasons. Selfishly, Keith's my friend and
I don't and if somebody had something of you in
public drunk or like peeing on the sidewalk, I may
(12:24):
please don't put that out of Ray.
Speaker 2 (12:26):
You can, but nothing's ever bad though. Races are good.
I absolutely. Secondly, he'll then come in or he may
feel like, I don't know. That was kind of weird
that Ray was recording me the whole time. And if
it's a long version, we're trying to make a movie. Yeah, see,
because I just kept doing it because I didn't think
that they were actually gonna be standing out in the suite.
You can either stay inside, which is actually Taylor Swift.
(12:48):
She kind of goes out to the outside of a
suite and Nick and Keith were right there.
Speaker 1 (12:53):
They almost seemed like they were okay if somebody filmed them.
They were they're in public. They know, when you're in public,
you get filmed. I would just say, because of your
position and because of who your friends are, maybe you
second guess it. Maybe maybe you think, maybe I don't
put this out, or maybe you take like a still
shot or just like a three second clip if you're like, oh,
Keith and Nicole they because they really are that that whole.
Speaker 2 (13:12):
We love each other and stuff that's real. Well, three
seconds I got a whole minute and a half. How
am I going to figure three seconds got a feature film?
Speaker 3 (13:18):
And maybe you do like a nod to them of like,
you know, you hope your relationship is just as healthy.
Speaker 1 (13:24):
I wouldn't post the whole thing, though, but post like
your favorite one greatest hit. They know, if you're a
celebrity and you're in public, you get filmed. But it
does feel because of your position and our relationship and
my relationship with them, that it's it's not wrong, but
maybe not right.
Speaker 2 (13:46):
Well, one of the cooler ones is where she's doing
the fake punch because there's a fight on the ice,
but I don't want people to misconstrue.
Speaker 1 (13:51):
It and think she's almost punching Keith. I don't think
there'll be any domestic violence calls because of that.
Speaker 3 (13:56):
But maybe just don't do that one. That's not the greatest.
Speaker 1 (13:58):
It's kind of the one I want to see that
I can't imagine. It looks like she's punching him in
the face. But I would say, take a small excerpt
if you want to post it, be like, hey, saw
Keith and Nicole. It was so cool, it was so
nice in like three five six seconds. Now, if you
wanted to do it all, God bless you, go for it.
But if you're asking me, I would say, maybe consider
your actions. Maybe keeps you from getting bited somewhere in
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the future. Yeah, that's good. That's wanting to ask you.
You're friends with him, Do you want to just ask
Keith bones and be like, hey, Ray has I don't
want to ask that question. Anytime we have to say
someone has footage of you, that just feels weird.
Speaker 3 (14:32):
A short film.
Speaker 1 (14:33):
Yeah, if credits my message Jamie Amy, somebody's got footage
of you, that's just a weird thing to say.
Speaker 2 (14:38):
You're right, but thank you for asking Yeah, and he
did a great job with the anthem too, so props
for him. It was Bobblehead night, so it was always
a Keith Urban Bobblehead night. Yep, that's pretty cool. Anthem
Nicks there. Jelly Roll was in a suite. Man, this
town's got a lot of country people in it. I guess, yes,
this is what country music.
Speaker 1 (14:56):
Yeah, I'm gonna play Brett Eldridge gorgeous. I'll be doing
a cake announcement on the show tomorrow, but we're actually
going to do it after the show today on our
YouTube page. This is the first anybody's heard of this,
so about eleven thirty Central time, long after we're done
(15:16):
with the show. But we stay up here at We
barely go home. We just spend the night here. Most
times I'll be doing a cake announcement live on our
YouTube page, where I will open the cake and there
will be an announcement on the cake, and then we'll
all eat the cake. But nobody knows what the announcement is.
Speaker 3 (15:30):
It's written on it. We don't have to cut into it.
Speaker 1 (15:32):
Correct. Oh, it's not like a baby announcement or anything
like that. Can you imagine real? My wife's not pregnant,
but let's imagine she was, and that's that was it.
And she's not even she's not even here. No, no,
she to watch it on YouTube.
Speaker 3 (15:43):
Yes, honestly, you probably wouldn't be the data anymore.
Speaker 1 (15:46):
Oh no, I'll be killed. Yeah yeah, yeah, baby, we
would not have a dad because I'll be murdered. So
I'll be doing a cake announcement, so you can go
over and subscribe to the Bobby Bone Show YouTube page.
I'll be doing it at eleven thirty today, okay and
Central time, but we'll have it on the show tomorrow.
We'll put on the show tomorrow. Is that a happy announcement? Yes? Okay?
Speaker 3 (16:06):
But do you know what's written on it?
Speaker 1 (16:08):
Yes?
Speaker 3 (16:08):
Oh okay, I didn't know. If you were finding out too.
Speaker 1 (16:11):
No, I'm the only one that knows what's written on it.
Speaker 2 (16:13):
Wow.
Speaker 1 (16:15):
I had to order the cake specially specially specialty what both?
So there you go. So we'll do it on the
show tomorrow. But eleven point thirty live on our YouTube
page today, Bobby Bone Show. Go and subscribe to the
YouTube page, and then we will do a cake. Don't worry.
I've decided this is gonna be a thing. Announce I
think it's funny. This is like one of the quirkiest
bits I've ever thought of. All the big announcements are
(16:36):
going to be cake announcements now, because I want to
eat cake. It's pretty good. And so if we're gonna
announce something, I'm ever written on a cake, and then
we're gonna be like, here's the announcement, and then what
kind of cake is it? Then I yell at you guys.
Let them eat cake today, cookie cake, milk. I can't
drink milk. I got in trouble the other day. Trouble
meaning I got myself in trouble. I now for the
(16:59):
most part, and what they would call lactose and tolerante. Yes,
I've heard of that. And so I can't really eat
cheese or milk. I had some tearing in my lining
and my stomach, and I have not bounced back in
a way that I can eat any cheese. I forget sometimes,
and so I don't excuse me.
Speaker 3 (17:17):
I'm just saying, like, you forget or you choose.
Speaker 1 (17:19):
I forget because I've eaten cheese my whole life. Yeah,
And so I ordered some some Chipotle the other day
to the house. It comes I always get look on
top of it, how was that accident? Well, what did
you say? Yeah? Yea yeah, And so I has low
keeso on top of it, which is okay. My wife goes,
(17:39):
are you having cheese with a side of cheese? And
I'm like, what's up? She goes, there's queso on it
and you're eating chips and queso right beside it. I'm like,
oh my god. I was death for thirty six hours
after that. So there'll be no milk with it unless
you bring your own. But you couldn't have because you
didn't know today it was a cake announcement. No clue,
cake announcement today. One other thing I want to mention.
(18:00):
We'll get to it in the news in just a second.
You're like, get another cake. No, I can't do another cake.
I can't do another cake. But we'll do the news.
Be hand me the news, Mike. We'll do the news
coming up in a second. These are the stories you
can call us if you want. Eight seven, seven seventy seven, Bobby.
The question is number one, do energy drinks work? New
scientific study? And a surgeon does his own vasectomy and
(18:23):
I want to tell you about that. I got the
news next. Residents in Florida, Georgia, and Texas on the coastlines.
They're being worn to stay out of the water due
to hazardous ocean conditions. The National Weather Services issued high
surf advisories and rip current statements for multiple coastal counties. Apparently,
the water's just crazy, like like this, what's splash? And
(18:47):
there the splashes are so big. Splash, that's what they
sound like. Yeah, so they're like, don't get on the beach.
And also here it's like, don't step on the eyes
because what wow? Did you fall down? Different sound though,
weather's crazy everywhere right now. It's so cold. How cold
is it? Oh? How cold is it? Everywhere I look?
It looks like the squirrels warming up their nuts. I'm
(19:10):
gonna use that today with the boys. I didn't have
that written down. Did you see it was snowing like
an Alabama on the beach? Yeah? Did I did see
some beach snow? It's crazy. I know. That is bizarre.
A passenger clings onto the outside of a train as
it's going one hundred and seventy five miles per hour
because the doors shut him out on a cigarette break
what so, Yeah, that's crazy. How long do you think
(19:34):
you can hold? Not very long. A fair evading passenger
clung to the cables of a high speed train after
a lengthy cigarette break saw the carriage doors close on
his luggage. Unwilling to be left behind without his bags,
the man jumped onto the outside of the train when
it pulled away while he was still smoking. The forty
(19:55):
year old held on to a bracket between the carriages
as the train continued on the trip at one hundred
and seventy five miles per hour. He then boarded the
train without a valid ticket. Okay, he had boarded it
without a ticket, and then he walked out to smokes.
Here's the thing. If you get on illegally, don't get off. Yeah,
stand and then he held on. A six hour journey
(20:17):
was stopped by federal police after witnesses saw a guy
holding onto the truck. Oh my god, he hold on
for nineteen miles. Wow, he should get like a pass,
like a month for surviving guests for surviving. Yeah, that's
from the Independent. That's crazy. Studies show that moms do
seventy one percent of the mental work in the home
required to keep the family running. Planning, scheduling, organizing the family,
(20:39):
arranging activities, mostly done by excuse me.
Speaker 3 (20:43):
I'm thinking gifts. Gifts like if it's anybody's birthday, oh, holiday, whatever,
moms are taking care of most of that.
Speaker 1 (20:50):
Yeah, mostly done by the moms. I'm surprised it's so low. Actually,
I know me too. I don't think it's a hundred percent. Well,
can't be based on your family and your home. Your
one sample does all of that. This and researchers found
that mothers typically do more of the housework as well.
That's from the Journal of Marriage and Family. Thanks Eddie
for she give it us insight into your life. I
(21:10):
mean she does everything. Do energy drinks work is the question?
They say, not unless you're planning to run the one
hundred meter dash, say experts. I'm in the market for
good like straight energy drink.
Speaker 3 (21:24):
What do you mean by that? Like clean?
Speaker 1 (21:27):
I have clean, Like I like super coffee, but I
don't like coffee, so there's only a couple flavors that
I really like. But sometimes if I'm at the gas station,
if they had like a moch I hate amocha, like
I like the vanilla, so I need another one. If
they don't have a flavor I like a super coffee.
I need another one. I'm in the market right now,
and I've tried them all. I've tried a lot of them,
(21:48):
but I just want you, guys, I'm in the market, okay,
case you know. But they list some of them off.
Red Bull, Monster and others are jacked up with as
much caffeine as almost three cups of coffee, tons of sugar.
But the combination of all that producers short intense bursts
of energy that only elite athletes can burn off in
a safe way. The rest of us, the mix can
trigger a wired wired energy leads you exhausted and shakey
(22:10):
when it wears off. Yeah, prevention.
Speaker 3 (22:12):
I've experienced that because I used to drink a Red
Bull in our twenties. That's what we would drink before
work most every day, and it is a workout thing
and crash. Remember that. It would be like, have a
red Bull while you work out. It gives you wings.
Speaker 1 (22:25):
I like the taste of red Bull, and I will
drink it occasionally. Have I met them in the market
for like a new one you mentioned, though not me.
Speaker 3 (22:32):
I don't any part of any of that.
Speaker 1 (22:34):
Really. I don't like coffee, though I know but hate coffee.
Speaker 3 (22:39):
I just know some of those other chemicals in these
drinks too, or however they.
Speaker 1 (22:44):
I like chemicals, Okay, chemicals pretty good. Sure the right chemical,
right chemical mix? I'm down. A surgeon and father of
three performs of vasectomy on himself as a gift for
his wife. He says, quote, I am really brave?
Speaker 3 (22:59):
Can you call yourself?
Speaker 1 (23:00):
He did not, you know what? I co signed it
from the New York Post, the plastic surgeon. He did
it on camera. It's on Instagram four million views of
right now. He said it was a strange feeling to
touch and suiture my own urethra. He uploaded it for
educational purposes, which you can do, just like if you
(23:22):
go to YouTube, you can watch a baby being delivered.
Speaker 3 (23:25):
But do you have to click through you're eighteen?
Speaker 1 (23:27):
I don't know because I've never searched for it, but
I know people on this show have watched it.
Speaker 3 (23:31):
Okay, yeah, I just know if it was like blurred.
Speaker 1 (23:35):
Out, but I don't know if it were eighteen and up,
doesn't that mean adult content? And I think that's beautiful
not adult?
Speaker 3 (23:42):
I know? Are you need to be warned? Like what
you're about to see?
Speaker 1 (23:46):
That but I want to see that if somebody gets
kicked in the nuts, Like, I want a warning warning.
If you watch this, somebody's got to get kicked in
the nuts.
Speaker 3 (23:54):
And also back to bravery. I think you can say
that you're brave, but I'm just saying if you're performing
your auto.
Speaker 1 (23:59):
Sector, I mean, I don't want to see on my screen.
I don't want to see it. Oh what did you see?
I don't want to talk about. He was laying in
a bed with his you know how they go, man,
it sets you up. He was probably two thirds of
the way up with his scalpel and his legs spread
and he was going in to which I started to scream.
(24:21):
I don't want to see that. And after that I
saw nothing. Did he have a mirror or anything like? No, No,
he was looking down himself. Okay, yeah, that's brave. Hey,
I'm gonna say it. He was right.
Speaker 3 (24:33):
For educational purposes.
Speaker 1 (24:35):
While the procedure looked excruciating, the surgeon only visibly displayed
discomfort once leaning back in his chair and apparent pain.
He then gathers his tools and resumes the operation. While
the sectumies typically lasts between ten and thirty minutes, doctor.
The doctor said it took twice as long because he
performed it on his own anatomy.
Speaker 3 (24:51):
Sure it would be a little hesitant, that.
Speaker 1 (24:54):
Would be a little brave. Oh my god. Finally, uh,
they say, a despicable woman catfished. Oh I get that video.
I was so close to like running my day your
scarred now. I got a flat tire this morning coming
into work and I almost watched the guy give himself
of a sectomy. Not my favorite day. A despicable woman
catfished her friend out of her life savings by pretending
(25:15):
to be like a really attractive suitor, not even like
a random person from South Africa. A woman who cynically
catfished a female friend out of her life savings. I
wonder what they say cynically by pretending to be a
pretty boy in love with her has been jailed thirty
three years old. She convinced her victim to part with
more than one hundred and ten thousand dollars after dangling
(25:37):
images and an attractive mail in front of her. She
posed as a man who needed private treatment for blood
cancer and took advantage of her friend, who she'd known
for twenty years. Oh my gosh, oh, that is not
a friend. She should have to watch that video I
just almost.
Speaker 3 (25:50):
Watched impact her the same way as it will a man.
Speaker 1 (25:54):
That sucks.
Speaker 3 (25:55):
That's terrible. No, I've listened to podcasts where this happens.
We're because when you're the friend, you're in and you know,
you like weaknesses, make them, you know, do certain things.
And then like this one podcast I was listening to her,
a friend died this to a friend like she would
be with her and then like trying to like text
her from under the table as if she when she's
acting like the guy and that way. The friend's like,
(26:17):
never gonna suspect that you're catnishing her because like you're
with her and she's communicating with the quote unquote man.
Speaker 1 (26:23):
And also you can live encourage her.
Speaker 3 (26:26):
Yes, then you get yeah, and you're like, wait, what
did he say? And then you know how to respond.
It's crazy.
Speaker 1 (26:31):
I'm a bit desensitized to a lot of news because
we do a lot of news and talk about a
lot of current events. That one hits me weird. I
don't like it because that's like a friend robbing another
friend of the money and making her feel like that, Oh,
that's terrible. Okay that I don't want to jump out,
but you can.
Speaker 2 (26:49):
At the end of the news Bobby's story, I do.
Speaker 1 (26:54):
Want to say this. Yesterday on the show, to even
the shows surprise and knowledge, I announced, Hey, We're going
to do a cruise after years of me saying no,
because there were just a couple of reasons that I
felt that I didn't want to do a cruise as
a show or by myself. It was not even about
(27:17):
not hanging out with you guys. I thought, first of all,
it's not like a T shirt where it's like, get
your T shirt fourteen bucks. That's it. That's a commitment
that's expensive. It's a vacation. It's seven days. Yeah, And
so I was like, I never want to ask our
listeners to commit to that because I don't feel that
(27:39):
we're worth it. Being honest, who wants to spend that
kind of money to come hang out with us? Also,
I get motion sick really bad. I've been assured as
much as you can assure somebody that this is not
the same as being on a fishing boat in the ocean,
because I get motionsick doing everything. And the third part
(28:03):
was listeners coming up to me if I'm touring or
just out somewhere, and one of the first, second or
third things they say is you should really do a cruise,
and I say the same thing, like I don't want
to ask people to spend that kind of money to
come hang out with us. And finally you guys broke
me down, and finally I found a group of people
that I could talk to. Not only that, and I
(28:24):
can't announce it today, but there's going to be music
coming with us. I can't say who. But when I
was told yesterday, I was like, that's so legit, that's awesome.
Speaker 3 (28:35):
Well, when can you.
Speaker 1 (28:36):
Say it wasn't confirmed? Is why I can't say if
it was confirmed. I know who they're talking to, I
know who they almost have, and I know who they
have something of what I know is going to have,
and it's so legit. So I will say this, I
know that it is. I'm not saying you have to
come for me. It's been a quite of like let's
(28:59):
just do it, but it doesn't happen until February of
next year. Twenty twenty six. There were over one thousand
pre registration yesterday, which they told me was more than
when William Shattner did a Star Trek what I know.
That's what I said. Really, so nobody feel like you
(29:19):
have to come. I just there's a little bit of
guilt in me for going. We're doing this thing and
it costs a lot of money. But also I'm not
making anybody pay it. And it's just if you want
to come, I have to get over that. I have
to get over any trauma I had being poor as
a kid and not being able to afford stuff when
other people could. I think that's what it comes from too.
Speaker 3 (29:37):
What if you look at it as if people liked
to plan out the absolutely experiences and this I should
look at it an opportunity for an experience. And so
many of our listeners have become friends. They live in
different parts of the country and they can all be
on a boat together.
Speaker 1 (29:50):
Yes, and with us. So Bobbybones dot com, is it
still up Morgan for people to pre oh yeah for
the pre sale they spell at SAIO pre sale. That's funny,
oh sale produced by Signature Cruise Experiences. I wasn't told
to read this here. This is not a commercial. I
just want to have you guys experience with me my feelings.
It's a seven day cruise on a luxury ship Celebrity Reflection.
(30:13):
It leads from Fort Lauderdale, it goes to Nevis, Nevis,
Saint Kitts, Saint Martin. February twenty twenty six. We'll be
doing a bunch of show stuff. Eddie now will be
performing as the Raging Idiots, Amy Lunchbox, Eddie myself. I'm
sure I don't even know. Okay, I'm so excited, that's all.
I wanted to get that off my chest, that I
have to release this guilt because I'm not making anybody
(30:34):
do anything. I already talked to two people yesterday. I said,
they're going. That's crazy. I couldn't believe a thousand people
signed up. I couldn't believe it.
Speaker 6 (30:40):
The lady at the doctor's office where I broke my arms,
No way, I'm going on the cruise.
Speaker 1 (30:44):
Cool. I have to break. I have to break. My
cousin Leroy, he's coming. All right. I'll talk to Amber,
who lives in Iowa. Amber, Welcome to the show. What's
going on?
Speaker 7 (30:56):
Good morning studio, Martin.
Speaker 3 (30:58):
What the.
Speaker 7 (31:02):
I just wanted to I just wanted to call I
really was the recipient of the diamond earrings A couple
of years ago around Christmas time, and I just wanted
to Yeah, I just wanted to say thank you so much.
I'm a child protection worker and that day was like
super super hard at work, and I called in and
(31:22):
I got my earrings and it just made my whole
entire year.
Speaker 1 (31:26):
Can story again? Would you'd mind telling the earring story
again for those that don't remember.
Speaker 7 (31:32):
So I was having a bad day and you guys
were talking about having a poker face for a gift
that someone gave you around Christmas time, and so I
called in and shared that my husband had gotten me
a thermostat like for a furnace when I asked for
diamond earrings, like for like the past four years. And
(31:55):
so yeah, and.
Speaker 1 (31:58):
So how did you how did you get diamond earrings?
Speaker 7 (32:02):
I called in and shared my story and then and
then you and then you gifted them to me.
Speaker 1 (32:08):
Boom just wanted that to be out there. It was
a wee thing. But okase listeners missed that part. Yeah,
so we just felt bad that she got a thermostat
for Christmas, and so we're like, let us get you
the earrings. Okay, So then what happens with the earrings?
Speaker 8 (32:23):
So then I went.
Speaker 5 (32:23):
On a cruise and I was out on the deck
justs fontanning by myself, and there was this couple out
there and it was just the three of us and
they were.
Speaker 7 (32:34):
Listening to music, and I said, thank you so much
for remembering music. And he's like, I'm so sorry for
my music. Is it too loud? And I said no,
I love country music. And so then we got to
talking and his wife was like, oh, your earrings are
so pretty, and I said, well, funny story. And then
I told her the story about how I got them,
(32:55):
and she's like, oh my goodness, I love Bobby. And
she had actually brought your book along to read on
the cruise and she was reading it and so we
just connected actually over like your show and loving your show,
and we hung out the whole week and it was
just a friendship. Now that I can't wait to see them,
(33:16):
but yeah, sometimes we'll cruise again with them.
Speaker 1 (33:20):
Dang, that's crazy. I didn't know how that was going
to end. So a lot of factors here that I enjoy.
First of all, that she still has the ear rings,
because you know, weren't cheap earrings. Was happy to do it.
Love it, Love that there's any sort of appreciation, like,
I love that. Number two is she met somebody who's
also a fan, which is just cool. That person had
a book of mine. Crazy. The story gets crazier and crazier.
(33:42):
And then the fact that they were on a cruise
and we're doing a cruise.
Speaker 8 (33:45):
Yeah, that's weird.
Speaker 1 (33:47):
Come on, Will you sound like negative?
Speaker 7 (33:49):
No?
Speaker 3 (33:50):
I don't. I mean, I'm just like, I'm thinking about
all the things that had to happen for that to happen.
It seems meant to be.
Speaker 1 (33:55):
It was meant to be. Yeah, what is that from
meant to be? I think from everybody loves Raymond or
just don't.
Speaker 3 (34:01):
Know to be or not?
Speaker 1 (34:03):
That is Shakespeare.
Speaker 3 (34:05):
This is to be meant to be?
Speaker 1 (34:07):
Its mint. I think it's Robert Barone.
Speaker 8 (34:10):
Even did that.
Speaker 1 (34:12):
It was an episode oh which just went okay, yea brother, Yeah,
I'm really digging back deep. It was meant to be.
I'll figure that out. Crap out, I don't worry. Thank
you Amber for calling and oh yeah, I hope you're
having a good I don't know. January, it's cold as crap?
Is Iowa cold as crap?
Speaker 5 (34:28):
Actually?
Speaker 7 (34:29):
It was like negative like windshill last night was probably
like negative thirty, negative forty. Today it's twenty four and
it's snowing, so it's actually beautiful today. Wow, we hardly
have any snow and so I am have always been
from Iowa and so I'm missing the snow. So I
was really happy that some of the Southerners must have
(34:51):
given us some of their snow.
Speaker 1 (34:53):
It all the Arctic blast, have it all. Thank you, Amber,
have a great day.
Speaker 5 (34:58):
You too, Thank yous.
Speaker 1 (35:00):
He's in five, episode four of Everybody Loves Raymond. The
episode is called meant to Be, and he has he's
trying to decide on which girl he wants to be with,
and then they all end up like not choosing him
because he's kind of an idiot about it, and he
keeps going, it's meant to be to all them.
Speaker 3 (35:15):
Okay, meant to be episode four.
Speaker 6 (35:18):
There you go.
Speaker 1 (35:19):
Thank you. On my Instagram story maybe Thursday or Friday,
possibly the weekend, I had posted that there was a
missing loaf of bread in the house. Now I ended
up having to take the whole thing down because I
got scared for a minute. But my wife will make bread. Now,
she'll make like a low a loaf, uncut that's what
(35:40):
it's called, right, like a loaf. Yeah, So I was
like touching it because the bread wasn't it was still dough.
So she makes the dough, then she forms it and
I washed my hands. I did a video. I was like, look,
she I can't wait for this because it's awesome. I
love I love toast. It's my new thing. Toasting orange
juice my current addiction. And so I did nswer our
story and I'm like, check it out. Here's the dough.
(36:04):
And she watched it and she was like, what'd you
do with the other one? I was like, what do
you mean there was no other Dowie loaf? She said no, no,
there were two loaves there. And I said, I promise
I didn't move it. And so she walks in there
and she's like, okay, either and she said this, either
I have misplaced the Dowey loaf or someone stole the
(36:25):
Dowy loaf, meaning someone possibly a dog. And so the
first thing that I look at is we have dog
doors that the dogs go out of to get outside,
and the Dowey loaf is probably what do you think
this is here? But it's dough and it was still
(36:46):
like I mean Dowie, how would you describe it?
Speaker 8 (36:51):
Yeah, dough is likely.
Speaker 1 (36:54):
Yeah, there's no way that a dog could have taken
that Dowey loaf in its mouth. Elercdanley wouldn't been able
to get up to it. Stanley's fat bulldog because it
was up high on the counter at a point where
Eller can't get we thought, so then we started to
think maybe she could have got up there, but there's
no way she could have grabbed the loaf. And she
likes to take she's a resource guard. So and taking
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it out the doors because I looked at the dog
doors and there were no markings of dough, or it
would have ripped a little bit going through because it so,
it'd have ripped off going through the multiple dog doors
she has to get through to get outside. We're looking everywhere,
like where could this loaf be? I'm looking at the
dog doors. Nothing there. So then we're starting to get
(37:35):
nervous and Caitlyn googles what will happen if a dog
eats bread? And if it eats enough bread it can
kill it? What? Yes, so we didn't know this at
the time, if it's not cooked or no, just in general,
because I can tell you because it got really dramatic
and people were asking, why did you take down the
Instagram story? Well, for a minute, I thought the dog
might die and I didn't want me being.
Speaker 8 (37:56):
Like because I was doing where's the misery?
Speaker 1 (37:59):
Well, I was doing like number one Stanley first, Oh suspect, Yeah,
possibilities loves to eat. Why not fat and short couldn't
get there. And then two Eller very athletic loves eating anything,
probably the number one suspect. I was doing that kind
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of thing with like some dragnet music from like the fifties,
kind of a funny bit. So eating too much bread.
So then we read this, eating too much bread can
make a dog sick, can cause a number of health problems,
and it goes to the stuff vomiting. Okay, that's everything
I eat, basically my issues. Bloating bread is high in
carbs can cause bloating, same for me. So far, we're
(38:43):
all the same. We don't even know if a dog
ate it yet, but we can't find the bread anywhere.
There were just two big loaves and now there's just one.
Three seizures. Raw bread dough can cause alcohol toxicity because
of like the weed or the barley or whatever. They
are something that's in beer, barle yeast, thank you, something
which can lead to seizures, coma, and then it starts
(39:07):
to be where the digestives the stomach can actually turn
over and it can kill the dog. So immediately it's
first of all, it says, if this happened, you dog
eat too much of bread, immediately you need to call
whatever the pet poison hot line is. So we called.
All of a sudden, it went from suspect number one Stanley,
(39:28):
he probably didn't do it, he's too fat. Eller. It's gone.
Probably heard Number one suspect also known for it. So
I'm like, oh, I should take all this stuff down
because in case the dog dies, I don't want to
be doing jokes and then rest in peace at the end.
And so we call the pet poison hot line and
they're like, yeah, what's problem? And my wife's like, dog
(39:49):
ate a bunch of bread and they're like, okay, how
like a piece of bread? She's like, no, a whole loaf.
I was making it. It was raw dope. And then how
serious their voice got scared of me. They're like, okay,
is what we're going to do? You need the dog
to vomit immediately, and we're like what, and she's like, yeah,
here's what you do. First of all, if you have
any peanut butter, put it on the bottom of the
(40:12):
dog bowl and like smush it in there, and then
pour three tablespoons of hydrogen peroxide in it so the
dog will lick the peanut butter and drink the peroxide.
We don't have any peanut butter. I hate peanut butter.
My wife hates peanut butter. It's kind of why we
got married each you hatred of peanut butter. But we
do have like broth, like bone broth, because we do
(40:33):
a lot of soups at my house. And so we're like,
let's do it. We're now convinced Eller probably ate it
but didn't take it outside because it was all jiggling,
thank you, but we don't know. And so they're like,
she needs to drink three tablespoons of hydrogen peroxide and
(40:53):
then you need to go walk her for fifteen minutes
to get her stomach jargling. It's freezing cold, by the way,
but I don't care. I'm gonna go out and walk
her and just to show her that it hurt form
me too, I did naked. I walk her naked out,
soid oh good, like just like her? Yeah, you just
like her. And so she drank and drinks the peroxide
(41:14):
although you can tell, like when she was finished it
she was like some ain't right. Didn't taste very good.
But at the same time, we don't even know if
she ate it. So cahalil I know. So we called Josie,
doctor Josie, our friend, our vet. She has a great
podcast called in the Vet's Office with Doctor Josie, And
(41:34):
we're like, what's up. And she's like, oh, that's bad,
Like if she ate it, you gotta get her to
throw up. And she's like, if you can't get her
to throw up with the hydrogen peroxide after you walk
her for fifteen minutes, because she had the same without
us saying what the other people said, she said the
same thing. We didn't need a second opinion, but it
was exactly the same, and we're like, okay, we also
(41:56):
called this hot line. They made us pay ninety dollars
on the hot line too.
Speaker 8 (41:59):
What ye the pet poison hotline?
Speaker 1 (42:03):
Way to pay with the credit card? Wow?
Speaker 8 (42:05):
Before or after you get advice?
Speaker 1 (42:07):
Well, if it were after, we probably want to hung up. Yeah,
the number is click. Yes. So but Joe said the
same thing, and she goes, if Ella doesn't vomit, I
have and they live pretty close to us and there
are legitimate friends. She goes, but I have a shot
that does the same thing. It's just a little more hardcore,
(42:28):
like I can inject her with this and she'll vomit
like crazy. But again, we're both nervous that she really
didn't eat the bread and we're putting her through all
this with eating the bread, and that we're just gonna
find the bread like in a cabinet or something. And
so I'm walking eller. She doesn't throw up, but after
like fifteen minutes, she's starting to like like lick her lips,
like you can tell she's a little bit nauseous. She
(42:50):
also she's eyeing the hawk because she's getting walked at
like ten o'clock at night. She's like, this is awesome.
So we walk, we walk, we walk nothing. So we're
like to do it again. They said, hit her with
the peroxide a second time.
Speaker 3 (43:05):
I'm waiting.
Speaker 8 (43:06):
I know what's the for I have to do it again?
Speaker 3 (43:08):
Yeah, yeah, I think she has to drink the proxy
maybe and.
Speaker 1 (43:11):
Maybe she didn't even eat the bread, right. I know,
I'm feeling bad about this too, but we got to
see and then I'm thinking we should we need a
proxide Stanley, Now I just want to proxide everybody, like,
I'm like, wet, let's just yes everybody, just to make sure.
Speaker 3 (43:23):
Makes you think. At the time, I had to call
poison control, but keep going because of peroxide.
Speaker 1 (43:28):
Do you want to hijack the story?
Speaker 3 (43:29):
No?
Speaker 1 (43:29):
No, you do a family guy, like just a complete
to the side.
Speaker 8 (43:32):
I don't want to hijack it all.
Speaker 1 (43:33):
I literally don't care for it. No, okay, so can
we can? We can we follow up this with that
though all ear market? Thank you? So we pull the
bowl out and now Stanley's watching us from the window
and we have she won't she will not drink. Now
she's smart because she's not doing the proxide bowl again.
So first we try out, we pour the bone broth
(43:57):
or whatever it is, and then we put it through
and she's like, not have it, she'll eat anything. She's
not doing it. We're like crap. So we go in
and we get some chicken that I had from my
lunch earlier, and we're like, man, she never gets like
grilled chicken. So we put the chicken in the bowl
with the peroxide. She looks at it and looks at us,
and I can see her considering it is it worth
(44:18):
it to eat that chicken, which I don't get to
have to drink whatever that garbage was, and she commits
to it and she eats the chicken.
Speaker 8 (44:26):
So you just put the proxide on the chicken.
Speaker 1 (44:28):
We put the nope, we put the peroxide. It never moved,
so the prooxide stayed in the bowl with the bone
broth and the chicken was there, and dogs don't eat
with a uh spoon and fork, so she just got
and most of it came out. At this point, she
hasn't vomited. Josie's like, I'm coming over, and we're like, okay, cool.
We're in the backyard. It's freezing. Don't forget take your
(44:49):
shoes off and you get to the front door because
we're no shoes house. Don't forget that. Don't forget that.
So walking Ell and walking out, and Josie's probably two
minutes away, and Eller starts to go. The proxide has
not hit her, and I can she's just and I've
been walking her, but we've only walked on pavement on concrete.
Because when she does it, we have to look in
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the vomit to see if whatever we're looking for is there.
So Kaylin goes inside because Josie's about to pull up,
just to make sure, because I locked the doors all
the time when we're home. She goes unlocks the door,
and Eller hits the jackpot as far as like throwing up,
and it's exactly what you think it would be after
I don't know, six servings of hydrogen peroxide everywhere, I mean,
(45:32):
but luckily on the pavement there's vomit everywhere, and I'm like, oh, Jay,
it's like slot machine right. I still can't tell what
it is yet because it's very wet, and so I
get a stick and I start to go through it
freaking full over bread.
Speaker 8 (45:45):
Oh this is good that you got it up.
Speaker 1 (45:50):
Yeah, okay, massive chunks of this bread, so a little
bit I'm relieved. I'm like, oh man. Josie then walks
out right back then, and you know she's a that
so she deals with like animal wet stuff all the time,
and so she's like a couple pictures of it. She
was like, oh, thank god, that's at least most of it.
If whatever's left, she'll be fine, but she'll probably throw
(46:12):
up again. And she did, and like a couple of
little chunks came out. But all the bread, all the
bread was there, and she didn't die. And so a
lot of listeners had been messaging me on DM going
what happened to the dog? Whoever? So first of all,
it was Eller that ate the bread and she almost died.
And this is a public service announcement that dogs can't
(46:34):
eat bread that much. A half a piece something on
the ground, that's fine, but if you ever have me either,
I was just gonna let her chill. And there's something
about their stomach turning upside down, because Josie said it too,
like it.
Speaker 6 (46:46):
Actually physically like moves upside down.
Speaker 1 (46:48):
I believe, so it can flip, unless that's just a term.
But she looked that up, Mike. But all that bread
man came out and we were pretty happy. She was
sick for like the next day, obviously because he drinking
six things of hydrogen peroxide. But she got to a
point in the cabinet the counter that we never thought
she could get to. She's reached new heights. Wow, she's
a goal setter.
Speaker 6 (47:07):
You were right, athletic and suspects.
Speaker 7 (47:09):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (47:10):
Yeah, I've been doing this long enough. I can usually
tell criminal want to see him really, But that was
our drama and that is why I did not finish
that Instagram story In case people were wondering.
Speaker 3 (47:20):
Well, the yeast in the dough will ferment in the
dog's stomach, causing the dough to expand and potentially bloat
the dog's stomach, while also producing alcohol, which can lead
to alcohol poisoning and it's life threatening.
Speaker 1 (47:31):
The same thing about flipping a stomach, because I know
they said that about it, and when it fills with
gas and fluid, a condition called gastric dilation volvolus, it
can cause the stomach to twist on itself, cutting off
blood flow and killing parts of the stomach. It literally twist.
Speaker 8 (47:44):
That's crazy. That's why they they say like twisted stomach.
But I thought that was just a saying.
Speaker 1 (47:49):
Of like or a band from the eighties, We're not
gone got no, Wait, that's twisted, sister, I got it.
Thank you, Amy your story? Oh yeah, Airmarked a certain story.
Speaker 3 (48:03):
Yeah, so remember the time we were at iHeart Country
in Austin, and I was married at the time, so
my husband with me, and I had traveled with a
little bottle of hydrogen peroxide to like gargle for my
teeth or whatever.
Speaker 8 (48:15):
And I don't know that you're supposed to do that.
Speaker 3 (48:16):
By the way, this was years ago, and I had
at then I transferred it to like a water bottle
so be easy for me to like throw.
Speaker 8 (48:23):
Back and swish and then spit out.
Speaker 3 (48:26):
Well, he got up in the morning and was thirsty,
and he thought it was a bottle of water and
he chugged it and it was hydrogen hard rock side.
So we had to call a poison control for.
Speaker 6 (48:40):
Did he throw up?
Speaker 1 (48:41):
Well, she walked on, Yeah, of course it was.
Speaker 3 (48:44):
It was actually it was burning, like he was in pain.
It was not good because he didn't It's like it
took it. He had just woken up, so it was
still kind of like half asleep, trying to register. Very
thirsty and then just.
Speaker 8 (48:54):
Like google, Google, Google, and I was like and he's like,
what is this?
Speaker 2 (48:57):
What is this?
Speaker 5 (48:58):
What?
Speaker 8 (48:58):
And I was like, oh my gosh, oh my god,
that's hydrogen peroxide?
Speaker 1 (49:01):
Am I crazy to think I would know if I
were drinking peroxide? And like a swallow even if I
were chugging it.
Speaker 6 (49:06):
It depends though, Like, how what kind of chugger you are?
Speaker 1 (49:09):
Some people just chug man, not aggressive.
Speaker 3 (49:11):
Oh he's aggressive. And it was the first thing in
the morning. He just wanted to hydrate and probably I've
been drinking.
Speaker 1 (49:18):
Sure, there's the update. Thank you all for asking. The
dogs are okay. It was eller. She learned her lesson,
except not, she doesn't know English. So that's tough. That's
tough teach a lesson when a dog doesn't know English. Tough.
But thank you all for all the messages and those
that had no idea. Do not let your dog get
into your bread, your massive thing of bread. And that's
the more you know. All right, thank you Bobby Bone
(49:38):
show Sorry up today.
Speaker 4 (49:41):
This story comes to us from more Orlando, Florida. Amen
used to work in Disney World. He got fired. He
was like, oh, they want to fire me, I'll show them.
So he went in their computer system, hacked into their
menu and some of the QR codes he changed them to,
like boycott Israel and different racist web sites.
Speaker 1 (50:00):
Wow, next level. I wasn't expecting that me either, And
you hack into something that's automatically felony. And I mean
that's all Listen, I'm not saying that's a good idea.
I wouldn't have thought about that. That's like next level,
like changing QR codes. I don't even I can't even
get a q to work on my phone half the time,
much less change it.
Speaker 4 (50:20):
Yeah, so people at the resort when they would go
to ordering you know, a hot dog, it would take
them to boycott Israel. Things like that. He admitted to it.
Now he's facing ten years in prison.
Speaker 1 (50:28):
Wow, that's a bonehead for the guy.
Speaker 8 (50:32):
Because he admitted what he admitted to it.
Speaker 1 (50:35):
It's not like Brady Bunch. You don't get like bonus
points if you admit to something. You know what, you
know what you did wrong. And no, but think of
the skills that he could have used in a good
way that he ended up using in a way that
got him fired. That's crazy.
Speaker 4 (50:50):
Okay, I'm lunchbox. That's your bonehead.
Speaker 1 (50:52):
Story of the day. A Starbucks barista was attacked bitten
by a monkey that jumped through the drive through window.
There's like three different headlines here, like if it's just
Starbucks breeze to attack to like tell me more, or
someone gets bit by a monkey. I'd like to hear
more of that. Somebody jumped to a drive through. Get
me some of that. Yeah, three and one, it's like
(51:12):
the greatest hits. But this employee needed stitches and vaccinations.
Last week, as the customer's pet primate leaped into the
service window, ran up to her, grabbed her arm, and
they just started biting her. Oh my gosh, she attacked,
reported Leanda, when a coworker grabbed the animal and threw
it back out of the drive through. I need to
see the security footage. I know there's never been a
(51:33):
greater need for security footage than right this second. Think
about that monkey jumps through. You're the one working. All
of a sudden it's biting. You're like, oh my god.
But think about this. You're the other employe who sees
a monkey jump through and bite your employee. What do
you do? Grab your phone, save your employee? Laugh Like,
I can see me doing all three of those.
Speaker 8 (51:50):
Yeah, hopefully you could do them simumultaneously.
Speaker 1 (51:53):
Also, I'm like, this is a joke, like somebody pranking me,
Like I'm looking around. Friday, January tenth, eight thirty am
Mobile Police Department, they were called there was an incident.
The monkey looks it's like a little spider monkey type thing.
It almost looks like if a possum and a monkey
made sweet sweet love gosh animal. So it's little, it's little.
(52:14):
It's how else are you gonna throw it back through
the window? Because that was my initial thought was how
do you chunk and orangutang back through a window? But
it is called a night monkey, and so in the car,
the night monkey has this little like blanket on it
on its head. Oh god.
Speaker 8 (52:30):
Most monkeys are cute, but this was not cute.
Speaker 1 (52:32):
It's cute until it bites. I think if you go
to a friend's house and you see this, you're like.
Speaker 8 (52:36):
Oh, comes flying at me.
Speaker 3 (52:37):
I'm not into it, But like other monkeys, if they
come flying at me, I might be like.
Speaker 1 (52:42):
Okay, oh is this in America? I forgot to ask
you mobile? Oh boy, yeah, where we're gonna be a
couple of weeks, maybe we can meet the monkey. The
monkey is like in the passenger's lap as they're driving
through the drive through as where of course you'd put
your monkey if you're driving.
Speaker 3 (52:56):
I don't wonder what made the monkey do that, because
obviously this person has gone through drive throughs before.
Speaker 1 (53:00):
Probably had the cup, the little the little a pop
cup pop cup, and they know there's one in there.
Speaker 8 (53:06):
It's like, I need the.
Speaker 1 (53:07):
The pop cup. The employ the monkey attacked, who asked
that she remained unnamed, sustained bite marks in her hands
and lacerations one to her ear. She had to get stitches.
She shared images of the injuries. Oh I did on
ten tiktoks on this, Yeah, I'd have shown images I've ever.
Can you imagine the millions of views you're going to give?
(53:28):
You know what, I'll be bitten by a monkey for
what I'm going to get on TikTok from it. The customer,
who they later identified as Tammy Elaine Gardner, came into
the restaurant to check on the employee and see, now
you're scared. They're gonna put your monkey down. I know,
so maybe you just run leave town with your monkey again.
(53:49):
That is from m Do you say that lagni app mobile? Yeah?
I don't really know how to credit that, but monkeys
jumping through windows, man, that's pretty cool. It's right next
to a Low's Home Improvement. I looked on the map.
Speaker 6 (54:03):
Oh okay, okay, same shopping center.
Speaker 1 (54:05):
Yeah, well that's right in here. One.
Speaker 3 (54:06):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (54:07):
Yeah, all right, that's it. We're done. I hope you
have a great day and we will see you guys tomorrow.
By everybody. The Bobby Bones Show theme song, written, produced
and sang by read Yarberry. You can find his instagram
at read Yarberry, Scuba Steve executive producer, Raymondo, Head of Production.
(54:27):
I'm Bobby Bones. My instagram is mister Bobby Bones. Thank
you for listening to the podcast.
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