We're back for our first new show of 2026. Bobby shares what new family Christmas tradition he took part in and how it will change once he and his wife have a baby. He also shares what he broke into on Christmas day. We talked about Morgan getting engaged over the Christmas break and she shared all the details. Lunchbox also gives his thoughts. Amy shares what her 2026 Word of the Year will be after last year it was ‘alignment’. We all go around the room and share what word will define us in the new year. A survey found the Top 10 New Year Resolutions for Americans in 2026. We use it in the round of a Bobby Feud!
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Speaker 1 (00:01):
God transmitting America.
Speaker 2 (00:08):
Yes, Alessa, hope you had a great weekend. Welcome to
Monday show more in a studio morning. Amy's about to
hit us with her word of the year. Last year,
the word of the year was alignment for you, okay.
Do you feel like twenty twenty five was aligned?
Speaker 3 (00:25):
Yes? Okay. The year before that was water because you
want to be more fluid.
Speaker 4 (00:29):
Yeah. I should have kept that as one.
Speaker 5 (00:31):
I want to be more fluid, and I wanted to
drink more water, and right now I am dehydrated.
Speaker 2 (00:36):
So it's now time if we get a drum roll
please for Amy's word that she's going to dedicate her
life to in twenty twenty six.
Speaker 4 (00:43):
Yes, it's a little mantra of sorts.
Speaker 3 (00:45):
Go ahead, less less.
Speaker 5 (00:49):
Less, less, what less everything like you name it? Less things,
more experiences, less texting, more meals together.
Speaker 4 (01:00):
Get it?
Speaker 5 (01:01):
See you, Less but you replace it with something more
less wanting more contentment with what I have, less screen time,
more interactions or even time for creating.
Speaker 3 (01:12):
Got it?
Speaker 4 (01:12):
Get it.
Speaker 3 (01:13):
Some people say less is more.
Speaker 2 (01:15):
I've heard that, Yes, but she wants less of some
things to have more of other things.
Speaker 5 (01:19):
Yes, less oversharing, more building in silence.
Speaker 3 (01:23):
That means your segments are going to be shorter.
Speaker 5 (01:27):
You know, sometimes I get real excited about something, I
put it out there and I start talking about it,
like even if it's just amongst friends, but I say,
I'm more hands and the thing, I have an idea, I
start to like put it all out there, so less
oversharing on that stuff and more building in silence. And
then if it comes to fruition and actually happens, then
I get to share more about it, because then I
feel like a loser when I don't like I have
(01:50):
this idea and I start talking to people about it
and then I don't follow through, and then I'm like, well,
lives suck less.
Speaker 3 (01:55):
Of that less, Eddie.
Speaker 2 (01:57):
Last year, your word was slow, really yeah, because you
said you wanted to live life at a slower pace,
speak slower.
Speaker 6 (02:04):
And that didn't really happen, Like I still talk fast
and I wanted to be like you know, Bobby, I
I thought about what you said, but.
Speaker 2 (02:12):
I can't do that, like I have to talk to
you didn't stay with your word last year? No, okay,
what is your word for twenty twenty six? This time serious?
Speaker 6 (02:19):
And this goes with that. I'm serious. I'm serious about
the things I'm going to do. I'm no longer going
to be a joking just anything man.
Speaker 7 (02:28):
Donating things easy.
Speaker 6 (02:30):
But if I say something, which I'll be a little
more careful to say certain things.
Speaker 3 (02:34):
If I say, I want to be serious about it.
Speaker 2 (02:36):
So your word for twenty twenty six is serious, okay, lunchbox.
Your word last year was moving as far as business grows.
Speaker 8 (02:43):
Yeah, making moves. Yeah, and I did that. I did
make moves. I attempted to make moves.
Speaker 3 (02:48):
How did you make a move? We want to know.
Speaker 2 (02:50):
I got on that one show for a pision. Forde
the Tourist was really a show. It was as a YouTube.
It was content, it was still something. How did you
get that? They reached out to me? Okay, yeah it
was great, but it was content.
Speaker 8 (03:05):
Okay if you I mean there was multiple.
Speaker 3 (03:07):
Episodes, so I don't know I consider that a show,
but maybe whatever.
Speaker 8 (03:12):
And then I also tried to make like I mean,
I tried for the job at you know, the professional
soccer club here in town. I tried to get on
prices right, So I mean making moves is what was
more of trying to do things like he didn't necessarily
had to get them.
Speaker 3 (03:28):
So he didn't make moves. But you tried to make
move last year. You had If I didn't try, what
you were this year? That's the thing? Oh here, you
don't have one. I was trying to think.
Speaker 8 (03:38):
Of something like what's gonna like, what is twenty twenty
six gonna mean for me? And I decided that my
word of the year is grab.
Speaker 2 (03:52):
Sound good?
Speaker 3 (03:52):
Sounds like when you get hr in here?
Speaker 8 (03:54):
Yeah, then we do grab? What are you grabbing opportunity?
Grabbing my future and taking hold of it? Isn't that
other way of saying moving?
Speaker 9 (04:03):
Ye, same as the moves our grab grab a butt
dude and gift bags?
Speaker 3 (04:08):
Oh yeah, st oh that works?
Speaker 8 (04:11):
Yeah, okay, So he goes, don't want to grab?
Speaker 3 (04:13):
No, no, no, it's it doesn't matter.
Speaker 4 (04:14):
We're gonna give every I like you grab the bull
by the horns.
Speaker 2 (04:17):
That's right, That's what I'm saying. But isn't that moving though?
It's what you said last year?
Speaker 8 (04:23):
Now that you say that, yeah, I didn't realize it was.
Speaker 3 (04:26):
But it does kind of sound like.
Speaker 7 (04:28):
But that's good.
Speaker 5 (04:28):
He's got a theme, he's got maybe grab a different innership.
Speaker 8 (04:31):
I don't want to be the same word two years ago.
I didn't realize they meant the same thing. So let
me go back to the drawing board. Oh, come back,
We'll circle back.
Speaker 4 (04:39):
Yes, go back.
Speaker 2 (04:41):
Mine last year was dj F tried to not be
as rigid so I could just don't not care as
much to foster a bit more creativity. I feel like
I did four out of ten. I still cared, I
was still pretty rigid. I was never late once I
tried to be like once.
Speaker 5 (04:55):
I know that was the one.
Speaker 2 (04:57):
I think my word for this year is going to
be positive because I have the tendency for anything that's happening.
I just have worst case scenario in my head all
the time, like anything that happens that's probably not gonna
work out like it could. I'm just gonna be more
positive about possible outcomes because I have quite a few
positive outcomes, but I'm never positive about them.
Speaker 3 (05:18):
And then after all, I'm like, I wish we'd just
been more positive about that.
Speaker 2 (05:20):
I wouldn't have put myself through whatever stress I put
myself through and ended up pretty great. So I'm gonna
be I'm gonna be more positive situationally about things.
Speaker 6 (05:27):
Nice, Okay, hold on, So like when we text about
games and I say like, hey, dude, it's okay.
Speaker 3 (05:33):
I think we got this. Now you're jinxing it. But
see that's positive. Can you do that with sports?
Speaker 6 (05:38):
Are you gonna be able to be positive with sports outcomes?
Speaker 3 (05:42):
I don't think so. I think it's more about just
my things I can control.
Speaker 6 (05:47):
Be positive about that, all right, So we're still gonna
be negative with the.
Speaker 4 (05:50):
All things you can control.
Speaker 3 (05:53):
Or things that I can have an influence of.
Speaker 4 (05:55):
Right, you can't influence I can't influence football.
Speaker 3 (05:58):
You can't know. That's them lunch by juggling back. What's
your words?
Speaker 8 (06:01):
Yeah, I'm made in between two you guys help me out?
Healthy or friendly?
Speaker 4 (06:11):
This is a interesting twist.
Speaker 3 (06:13):
What do you mean by healthy?
Speaker 2 (06:14):
Like?
Speaker 3 (06:14):
What do you mean by friendly? Like you're gonna be healthy?
Speaker 2 (06:21):
Is great because you have to get that testical checked obviously,
And I think he's.
Speaker 5 (06:25):
Probably is dying to feel back to normal, Like I
know he's not been able to run, and that's such
an important part of his overall well being.
Speaker 3 (06:31):
Go with healthy because I don't want see it fail.
Speaker 5 (06:34):
And healthy it could be like being friendly is could
be under the healthy category.
Speaker 3 (06:38):
Yeah, if you're healthy friendlier. Good we're going with healthy,
go with healthy? Okay, good good luck, man, good luck
with everybody's words. Thanks, are you serious when you say that.
I'm definitely serious about it. I'm positive you'll be healthy.
Thank you?
Speaker 10 (06:50):
Amy?
Speaker 3 (06:50):
Are you what was yours? Les Hey, you'd be less?
You stay less.
Speaker 11 (06:58):
I was listening to the episode back in twenty eighteen.
Bobby said that he didn't have any Christmas traditions yet
because they didn't have a wife for kids. And I
know that the baby hasn't came yet, but I was
just wondering if Bobby had any traditions with his wife
that they've been doing on Christmas. Anyway, love the show,
Clint for Mississippi Bye.
Speaker 3 (07:17):
Clint, appreciate that not yet.
Speaker 2 (07:20):
My wife's family has a tradition of they watch Elf
on Christmas Eve. And I've said this before that we
didn't really have sometimes we don't only have Christmas, not really,
and we definitely didn't have any traditions growing up. So
the first time I went over to their house on
Christmas Eve and everybody like laiden palettes on the floor
and watched Elf, it was really foreign to me. Now
(07:41):
I look forward to it and we weren't Fabel for
this Christmas, and it was a little different because people
were coming in, Like all those kids and that family
now have their own kids, so it's harder to get
everybody together.
Speaker 3 (07:51):
Yeah, but we all got together for a little bit
and Elf was on.
Speaker 2 (07:54):
But the kids are so little, it's hard to get
everybody to watch Elf, yeah, to watch anything because kids
are running around all over the place. But yeah, I
think probably next year we'll start that. I've kind of
just been taken in on some of their traditions for now.
Speaker 3 (08:07):
But Christmas was good. It was warm as crap.
Speaker 4 (08:10):
I know that part felt weird, weird.
Speaker 3 (08:12):
I liked it.
Speaker 2 (08:13):
Like Arkansas, Keith came up on Christmas. He drove up
to Fayville and we went. I walked around the football
stadium because it was warm.
Speaker 3 (08:19):
That's cool.
Speaker 5 (08:20):
Yeah, Oh, like, can you just go do that if
you want to, or do you have to have a
special no outside.
Speaker 2 (08:25):
We ended up going in a gate and the cops
came and got us, but so so yes and no.
We just went and walked around Razorback Stadium because he's
not up there a whole lot. I was like, hey,
nobody's out. Its Chrismas Day. Let's just go walk around.
We looked at the statues and stuff. There are like
hog statues and I said, well, I know somewhere we
can probably kind of get into a gate had no connection.
The gate was unlocked. We walked through twenty steps after that.
(08:50):
Excuse me, guys. And he's a little scared because well
it's a cop and he's a law abider.
Speaker 3 (08:56):
Yeah, and I was like, oh, we're just walking around.
The gate was open. I didn't hit him with the
legs or anything.
Speaker 4 (09:01):
Wow. They had security out there Christmas Day.
Speaker 2 (09:03):
They did, and they were on it. So no traditions yet.
Oh that would be fun. We go walk around the
Stadtball Stadium.
Speaker 3 (09:11):
Every single year.
Speaker 4 (09:12):
You and Keith can have that, all right?
Speaker 3 (09:15):
Heavy with the next one.
Speaker 4 (09:16):
Hi, a little late on your podcast, but listening to
the Twelve Days of Christmas, Eddie, you ruined it with Salta.
Speaker 1 (09:23):
Every time they told you to stop saying it and
you kept doing it. You ruined it.
Speaker 3 (09:27):
Love the show, Bye, Wow, ruined it.
Speaker 2 (09:30):
I would say we got the joke after the first couple.
You didn't have to keep doing the joke. I don't
know how how else to say.
Speaker 9 (09:36):
Yeah, I don't think it's a joke because he doesn't
say salsa like that every time.
Speaker 3 (09:41):
No, you don't say that.
Speaker 4 (09:42):
Thought it was funny. Also, speaking of eddie salsa, that
it was really good?
Speaker 3 (09:47):
Did it a little too hot? I don't want I
don't want to like.
Speaker 2 (09:51):
Piana's gift, guys, But I texted Calyssen, what are you
texting Eddie?
Speaker 3 (09:54):
His sauce is too hot? She said, he gave that
to you. Why would you critique someone gift.
Speaker 5 (09:59):
I think the critique is necessary. I'm with you on
that because I think should he gift us more, we
need to we need to dial it back on the
heat a little bit.
Speaker 7 (10:09):
But other than that, so delicious dial back.
Speaker 3 (10:11):
On the heat.
Speaker 6 (10:12):
But you guys definitely want more sides sizing.
Speaker 10 (10:14):
Yes, yes, but the heat was unbearable.
Speaker 4 (10:16):
Like weed away at all.
Speaker 2 (10:19):
And I'm as occasionally taste budded as possible, huh, meaning
I don't like hot stuff. And it was still really good.
I just fought through it. But it was a little hot.
And my wife said, why would you message Hi about
something free? I said, because he wants to feedback, because
he wants to give it to us again.
Speaker 6 (10:34):
And your text was like, is this one a little hotter.
Speaker 3 (10:37):
Than the last one? I was a little nice about it.
You are, you're nice about it.
Speaker 2 (10:40):
I got a double up gift during Christmas and this
is just my wife's mind versus mine. And so I
was given a gift and I opened it and it
was something I already had, and I immediately was gonna go, oh,
this school already have one of these. And before I
got that out, she goes, don't say it, because she
knew where I was going to go.
Speaker 3 (10:57):
I was like, we already have wash I tell them.
Speaker 2 (10:58):
She goes, no, just accept the gift and say thank
you and then you can figure it out later. But
it was don't worry about it.
Speaker 3 (11:06):
That's not my other Mexican friend gave me.
Speaker 11 (11:10):
Talk to you.
Speaker 2 (11:10):
So when Eddie gave me his oh no, no, it
was nobody from here.
Speaker 3 (11:14):
Okay, if it was, I would definitely say it. So
have you dealt with that? I just have two of
them now, yeah.
Speaker 4 (11:21):
Because like, how do you deal with it? We went
to return something.
Speaker 5 (11:26):
My boyfriend was like, the they wanted to know like
maybe the phone number associated with it, and so then
he had to guess the person's number because they needed
to look up the order and then he was like,
but no, no, no, no no, because if you return
it then they may get a text or an email.
And so he's like, scratch that, scratch that because that's
like the worst.
Speaker 3 (11:43):
Okay, I gave it away.
Speaker 4 (11:45):
Who do you give it to?
Speaker 3 (11:47):
I'm not saying that. Why would I say who?
Speaker 5 (11:49):
I right? Oh, you regifted it because giving it away
and regifting is different because you might be like, oh,
hey man, here's this, but did you wrap it and
give it to somebody else?
Speaker 2 (11:58):
I didn't wrap it, but I gave it away during
the Christmas time, so it felt like a Christmas gift.
Speaker 7 (12:03):
Interesting.
Speaker 3 (12:03):
Yeah, so I kept the spirit going. So how I
see it?
Speaker 10 (12:06):
That's beautiful.
Speaker 2 (12:07):
But I literally was gonna go, oh, thanks, already have
one of these, but just a shut up, like you
you're not doing it.
Speaker 3 (12:13):
I was doing a purpose. Ray give me number the
next one.
Speaker 10 (12:16):
Four.
Speaker 1 (12:16):
I just got out of prison a month ago and
I made it a month in my first Christmas. And
I want to say anybody out there who thinks they can't.
Speaker 11 (12:24):
Do it, do it.
Speaker 1 (12:25):
Because I used to be a broad dealing nobody. Anybody
can be anything. Now I'm about to go to college.
And do what I do.
Speaker 3 (12:32):
Let's go. Anybody can be anything. I agree, the world
is bendable. Okay, well you aren't motivated by no I am.
Speaker 4 (12:38):
I'm like, okay, like we're so.
Speaker 7 (12:40):
He's been He's been out a month.
Speaker 3 (12:42):
My first Christmas. I wanted to say, I've mean, I
made it a month. That's cool.
Speaker 2 (12:46):
One day at a time, Bro, that's right. Anybody can
be anything.
Speaker 3 (12:51):
Go do what you do.
Speaker 4 (12:52):
It sounds like he got rehabilitated in there.
Speaker 10 (12:55):
He's going to college.
Speaker 5 (12:56):
I know.
Speaker 3 (12:57):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (12:58):
I watched a really good show over the break. I
don't know if I should just wait, wait for Tuesday
Reviews Day.
Speaker 3 (13:03):
I did.
Speaker 2 (13:04):
Also on Tuesday Reviews Day, I saw my first and
it was the only movie of all of twenty twenty
five that I'm giving five stars to. Whoa You Never Did,
Never Do is a movie and I did not plan
to watch it. Maybe I do in the podcast today. Regardless,
I watched my first five star movie.
Speaker 3 (13:21):
I have so many things to talk about.
Speaker 2 (13:24):
The segment we didn't do before the break, which Lunchbox suggested,
was let's debate if Morgan's going to get engaged? And
Amy is the one that said, hey, we shouldn't.
Speaker 5 (13:33):
Do it, yeah, because he wanted everyone to go around
and give their percentages, like what's the.
Speaker 4 (13:38):
Likelihood Morgan's going to get engaged?
Speaker 5 (13:40):
And I felt like I really didn't think it was
going to happen, but small chance that it would happen.
Speaker 7 (13:47):
I wouldn't want to ruin that.
Speaker 5 (13:49):
For her boyfriend if he heard that, and it's like, oh, well, great,
now they're all talking about how one hundred percent she's
going to get engaged, because I know Lunchbox probably thought
it was one hundred percent.
Speaker 3 (13:57):
He told one hundred. I was about eighty eight.
Speaker 7 (13:58):
Okay, I was at like five.
Speaker 5 (14:00):
But I just felt like it was so close to
like what if it actually did happen, I wouldn't want to,
you know, disrupt any of his plans, Like I don't
know how he would feel about that.
Speaker 2 (14:11):
So Morgan got engaged over Christmas? All right, Morgan, Lunchbox,
your thoughts.
Speaker 8 (14:18):
This might be the most predictable engagement we've ever had
in the world. Like, I mean, it was just, I mean,
it was so easily predicted. We all knew it was happening.
Speaker 3 (14:28):
And it's just Amy was a five percent.
Speaker 5 (14:29):
To be fair, Chris, I thought I knew that she
felt like he was the one and it would likely happen.
Speaker 7 (14:35):
I did. I was not on the train that it
was happening Christmas break.
Speaker 8 (14:38):
Well, let's just go over the timeline. He's about to
leave Nashville. He's given up on life, like he's moving
back home with.
Speaker 10 (14:43):
Mom and dad.
Speaker 3 (14:44):
And he talked, I don't know if that's true.
Speaker 8 (14:46):
He no, no, he talked to the man upstairs, like
at nine to thirty pm, he said, give me a
sign that I'm supposed to say at stay in Nashville.
Two hours later at the bar, he meets Morgan. Oh yeah,
and then he's about to be homeless. He's losing his place.
He's like, hey, can I move in with you?
Speaker 10 (15:04):
Moves in with Morgan. Christmas comes around, He's like, man,
I don't know what to get her. I know, I
know what. She'll take a ring. But it was like
it was all right out there. I mean, five months
and we're engaged. It's crazy.
Speaker 7 (15:17):
It was longer than five months, the.
Speaker 8 (15:18):
Most predictable engagement in the history of engage.
Speaker 6 (15:22):
How long was it?
Speaker 3 (15:23):
Well, let's talk to Morgan. Guys.
Speaker 4 (15:25):
Okay, yeah, this was great. He was talking about me
without my input.
Speaker 8 (15:28):
First of all, congratulations, that's not first of all, that's
like ninth of all.
Speaker 3 (15:33):
You just did like eight things.
Speaker 10 (15:34):
I'm very happy for you, excited for you.
Speaker 2 (15:37):
But man, this was like okay, so Morgan, over to you.
You have the no interrupting stack knowledge bock, did you
know coming.
Speaker 10 (15:46):
Go ahead?
Speaker 3 (15:46):
Morgan?
Speaker 12 (15:47):
Yeah, we got engaged and it was awesome. I was
completely surprised, surprised and not knowing when it was going
to happen. We had gone and look at rings together, so.
Speaker 3 (15:56):
I knew we were going to told us that. Okay, no,
that was something we did.
Speaker 12 (16:00):
We only went once, and I just I had no
idea what I wanted. I had no idea even about
an engagement ring. I'd never looked at engagement rings. So
we went and looked and that was, I guess all
he needed. And then he decided to propose. He wanted
it to be around my family. He wanted it to
be a complete surprise. It's very difficult to surprise me
because I'm I ask a lot of questions and I'm
(16:21):
very inquisitive. And he also wanted it to be a
really pretty scene in him and I both really loved Christmas.
Speaker 3 (16:26):
So it was perfect where what talent you do?
Speaker 4 (16:28):
Then it was in.
Speaker 12 (16:29):
Wichita and it happened at Botanica, which is like a
family tradition for us. We go every year as a
family to it's like Botanica gardens that they do two
million Christmas lights. And my sister and brother in law
were also in on it and they helped him scope
it out to find the best spot for the proposal.
Speaker 3 (16:46):
Is it a botanical gardens?
Speaker 4 (16:47):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (16:48):
Got it? And you didn't know? Your parents? Did they know?
He asked my dad, But did did they know it
was coming that night?
Speaker 4 (16:55):
He didn't.
Speaker 12 (16:55):
He said yes, and obviously he knew it was going
to happen, but he also wanted it to be a
surprise for my mom, So my mom did not know.
Speaker 3 (17:02):
Was he acting weird leading up to it?
Speaker 2 (17:06):
No?
Speaker 12 (17:07):
Not until the very like last, as we're getting ready
to go to Botanica garden, I caught him like sitting
on the bed.
Speaker 7 (17:13):
It's called Botanica.
Speaker 2 (17:16):
That's why it's.
Speaker 12 (17:19):
Called it is botanical gardens, so it's called Botanica.
Speaker 3 (17:23):
That makes sense for us.
Speaker 7 (17:25):
Was like Italian, yes you no, I'll just say Botanica.
Speaker 12 (17:29):
When we were about to leave, he was sitting on
the bed and he was just kind of staring and
his eyes were closed, and I walked in.
Speaker 4 (17:35):
I was like, are you okay? Are you good? He's
like I was just.
Speaker 12 (17:38):
Contemplating my outfit for tonight. And I was like, that
was a little strange. And that was the only moment
where I was like that was a little weird. And
then I started to pick up on little weird things throughout,
like my sister kept looking around when we were at
the Gardens lunchbox and that at that point, I was like, Okay,
that's weird. Who are you looking for? Everybody's here and
so I can look back and see all the things.
(17:59):
But I wasn't piecing it together because I didn't expect
it to happen at that moment.
Speaker 3 (18:04):
Lunchbox, you get one thing to say positive.
Speaker 10 (18:07):
No, I'm just happy for you.
Speaker 3 (18:09):
There you go. That's what.
Speaker 1 (18:11):
We'll do.
Speaker 10 (18:12):
You have an what did you get you for Christmas?
Speaker 12 (18:15):
There's another gift? It was It was something custom that
was special.
Speaker 3 (18:18):
Tests that's cool.
Speaker 10 (18:20):
I just wondered, So does that mean now he doesn't
have to favor rent?
Speaker 4 (18:24):
No, you share this homeless thing.
Speaker 3 (18:27):
I've not heard the home. He had a literal that's
Ray's story for sure.
Speaker 10 (18:34):
No, I know he's but this was a lot. I mean,
I'm just saying.
Speaker 4 (18:37):
It wasn't similar.
Speaker 12 (18:38):
He literally lived in an apartment and his lease was
ending and he could either continue it or not, and
he chose not to. We chose to move in together.
He still had the money to pay for an apartment.
Speaker 3 (18:48):
So we say, but that's all we do on this show.
Speaker 5 (18:52):
Say, why would you say he does like lunchbox? He
has a job, so like, where does his money go?
Speaker 10 (18:58):
So we say, I mean, it's just it was. I'm
so happy for you.
Speaker 8 (19:05):
I'm glad you sound it just I don't know we all,
I mean, you guys all saw it right, Like the predictability, No,
what is that song on the show, A little predictability,
the people.
Speaker 3 (19:19):
The evening TV in full House.
Speaker 2 (19:23):
I think predictability in the way of like they had
been together a while. How long have you guys been together?
Speaker 4 (19:29):
It's been about ten months.
Speaker 3 (19:30):
Fun, that's an adequate time, almost a year.
Speaker 10 (19:33):
And also I feel like I feel like it.
Speaker 5 (19:35):
Is almost a year years literally your lunch bus had
five months exactly.
Speaker 10 (19:40):
She went to him, was like, look, how did you
let Abby engage for us? What's going on.
Speaker 2 (19:46):
And then he was like, all right, fine, Oh you
think the pressure from Abby getting engaged was then on him?
Speaker 8 (19:51):
Yeah, Like she was like, hello, what are you doing?
And so then he was like, okay, I don't know
it just it's okay.
Speaker 12 (19:58):
That's also now what happened. We went and looked at ring.
It was in October, and from that moment forward he
was working with one of my friends in a jeweler
to design the ring. So it's been in the works
before that happened. There was no thing around her engagement whatsoever,
completely separate.
Speaker 4 (20:13):
So let's not do that as.
Speaker 3 (20:14):
Much of a hater Abby's engagement. I forget no.
Speaker 10 (20:17):
I mean he.
Speaker 7 (20:18):
Probably just didn't have the time.
Speaker 5 (20:19):
He's hated on everything. Like when I got engaged twenty
years ago, he was hating all the.
Speaker 3 (20:23):
Girls had a two week break.
Speaker 10 (20:27):
I did not hate on yours. Yours was like three weeks,
and we all hated on yours. We were shot. And
then the fact you came in.
Speaker 7 (20:32):
And said hate on it, but you all hate I.
Speaker 10 (20:34):
Hate it, well, Bobby was included.
Speaker 8 (20:38):
And the back when you announced that I'm getting married
on New Year's Eve, I was like, oh my gosh,
this is the worst engagement ever.
Speaker 10 (20:43):
That was what I was really frustrated about. So, yeahsrated.
I don't know him. I don't know if I hated
on Abby's because.
Speaker 8 (20:51):
I mean, what they already they've been together for like
twelve years, and.
Speaker 3 (20:56):
I don't know that. More than that, I think you nailed.
Speaker 10 (20:59):
Abby's been together for three years.
Speaker 3 (21:01):
How long it has been together? No, it's been two
It has been two years.
Speaker 10 (21:04):
It has been a long time.
Speaker 3 (21:06):
Well, look, everybody's happy. We're good.
Speaker 8 (21:08):
Well we're going to say that you said, but you
said but earlier before, if he wants you to be
on his helme.
Speaker 3 (21:14):
Team, we'll talk more about this on the podcast check
it out.
Speaker 10 (21:17):
But we're all happy for right, Yes, we're all very happy.
Speaker 2 (21:20):
Absolutely, But I did want to say that was the
bit we talked about. We were like, we're not doing
this bit, but we may tell you on the other side,
and that's what it was. Amy said, we're not doing
that bit.
Speaker 12 (21:27):
I am glad you guys didn't do it, just for
the fact that it would have put me on a track.
Since he was doing it, I would have been like, oh,
maybe it is going to happen at Christmas. And honestly,
I just he wanted to completely surprise me, and that's
that's what he accomplished.
Speaker 3 (21:39):
Congratulations, No, nothing else, Lunchboks.
Speaker 10 (21:41):
I'm not show the ring to the camera.
Speaker 3 (21:43):
Where's the congratulations there?
Speaker 5 (21:45):
It is.
Speaker 2 (21:53):
The bit of the question, Hello, Bobby Bones, I'm thirty two,
just found out and be a dad first kid.
Speaker 3 (22:07):
Still feel surreal. I didn't grow up with the dad
he wasn't around.
Speaker 2 (22:10):
How do you navigate all these new feelings in the beginning,
the fear of the pressure. Also, how did you tell
your family? I want this moment to be special, but
I also don't want to feel the weight of expectations.
I signed soon to be dad. I don't have right
answers on this. I really didn't have to tell my family.
I didn't have a lot of family to tell. We
called Keith Arkansas Keith and he was like, oh yeah,
(22:31):
how about that, because I think they just kind of
gave up and Arkansas Keith was my stepdad at one point.
But we called her family bam bam bam. But I
think to her, never tell you the story about me
recording her parents. So I was in charge of when
we told them. It was on FaceTime, and it was
on her phone. Her mom and her dad were together
(22:51):
and we told him that she's pregnant, and I was
in charge of recording their reaction, and I guess I accidentally.
Speaker 3 (22:57):
Hit record before I was supposed to hit record.
Speaker 2 (23:00):
Then when I hit record, I was turning it off,
so I missed them in all their reaction. But then
I hit record to turn it off and I thought
it was on. So what I did record was them
after their reaction, So.
Speaker 9 (23:12):
You had no footage of the action, nothing, only before
and after you had one job.
Speaker 2 (23:17):
Yes, totally screwed that up. Don't put all these pressures
on yourself right now. It's all gonna happen anyway. I
don't know how to be a dad. I'm not a
dad yet, but all this stuff, there's going to be
a time and place for it. But it's not productive
to penalize yourself for something that hasn't happened yet.
Speaker 3 (23:34):
So don't do that to yourself.
Speaker 2 (23:36):
Don't hold yourself accountable for something you haven't even done
wrong yet. I think all that's natural, though. I mean, Eddie,
you could speak to it. You were a first time
dad the first time.
Speaker 6 (23:43):
Yeah, I don't think anyone is ready to be a
dad like I definitely was ready to be a dad.
Speaker 3 (23:47):
But you figure it out, man, and it's an awesome thing.
Speaker 6 (23:50):
And you're gonna think that everything is impossible, but it's
not and it all works out.
Speaker 2 (23:54):
How do you navigate all the new feelings? I think
you don't have the opportunity to not navigate them, so
you just know they're gonna come. And again, don't penalize
yourself before you even do anything wrong.
Speaker 3 (24:05):
I think that's a big part of life.
Speaker 2 (24:07):
Don't beat yourself up before it's time, too, because sometimes
you beat yourself up and you don't even need to
beat yourself up whenever it comes, because you actually a
better job than you.
Speaker 3 (24:13):
Thought you were going to.
Speaker 6 (24:14):
I think community is big too, Like ask your buddies
who are other dads too?
Speaker 3 (24:17):
Like, Hey, what do you do here? I ain't doing that?
Hey man, I'm here whenever you need me.
Speaker 4 (24:21):
I'm good though, You're just gonna figure it out.
Speaker 3 (24:23):
I don't have any buddies I'm gonna go to I'm
right here, right here. I'm all good. Hey, thank you though,
thank you for offering. I'm all good.
Speaker 2 (24:31):
Just know this is all normal and natural. That's super
exciting for you. It's very normal. It's very natural. But
don't hold don't be mean to yourself because something hasn't
happened yet. So you got this. There are much dumber
people than you that have been great dads. That's what
I say to myself.
Speaker 3 (24:45):
That is true. There are way dumber friends of yours
that have been good dads. So they can do it.
You can do it. All right, there you go, All right,
it's time to play the Bobby feud.
Speaker 10 (24:56):
We have.
Speaker 2 (24:58):
Top New Year's resolutions for twenty twenties just gin pop.
A survey found the top ten New Year's resolutions for
Americans in twenty twenty six.
Speaker 3 (25:07):
It'll go Amy, Lunchbox, Eddie, Mike. Who's first? Though, Amy, Amy,
you are first. Let's play the few ten answers on
the board.
Speaker 2 (25:14):
Go ahead, Uh, lose weight, lose weight, show me lose weight.
Speaker 3 (25:24):
Lose weight at number one, lose weight, diet and.
Speaker 4 (25:26):
Exercise, figured save money.
Speaker 2 (25:31):
Show me save money, save money or payoff debts or loans.
Speaker 4 (25:40):
Less screen time, show me yeah that.
Speaker 3 (25:47):
They are getting and everything. Yep, number five, you have
eight points so far more.
Speaker 9 (25:57):
Family time, me, family time? What's wrong with people? Over
to lunchbox. Lunchbox, she only has nine points. Ten answers
are on the board taught New Year's resolutions for twenty
twenty six.
Speaker 8 (26:17):
Yeah, she took all three of the ones I had
written down. So we'll go with switch careers. Gosh, I
just had that one.
Speaker 3 (26:29):
Show me switch careers. Wow, wow, Yes, switch careers comes
in at get a new job number two. There you go,
oh number two?
Speaker 10 (26:43):
All right? All right?
Speaker 3 (26:46):
Uh, you're gonna.
Speaker 10 (26:48):
Stay in touch with friends.
Speaker 8 (26:49):
More connection, connection with your friends, more, show me connection
with friends.
Speaker 3 (26:58):
I Lunch talks are two points, Eddie.
Speaker 2 (27:00):
There are four answers off the board, diet and exercise,
get a new job, reduced screen time, and pay off
debts or loans. We're looking at the top ten New
Year's resolutions for Americans at twenty twenty six.
Speaker 3 (27:11):
What do you have? Gosh, not much. They took a
lot of the good ones. But give me.
Speaker 8 (27:16):
Move to a new city, show me move.
Speaker 5 (27:25):
All right.
Speaker 2 (27:25):
Points are doubled round two of three, Amy, over to
you eat healthier.
Speaker 3 (27:32):
You said diet, right, Yeah, who said diet? You said that?
I said lose weight, diet and exercise.
Speaker 5 (27:39):
All those were my bad dang, because you may want
to just eat more nutritious and not lose any weight?
Speaker 3 (27:46):
Yes, yes, yes, Lunchbox, dang, I'm an idiot. Travel more,
show me travel more?
Speaker 2 (27:56):
How was it?
Speaker 3 (27:57):
Eddie? Points are doubled. You have zero points.
Speaker 6 (28:00):
Yet some people they just drink too much and they're like,
you know what, not this year, I'm gonna drink less.
Speaker 2 (28:04):
Good one, show me less sorry alcohol, show me less alcohol?
Speaker 3 (28:10):
Who number four? Answer? Hey? Eight points? The top five
are off the board. Talk about here, Eddie? How you
feeling not great?
Speaker 6 (28:20):
I have one written down, but Lunchbox kind of touched
on it. He said, be closer to your friends. I'm
gonna go one step further and say make new friends.
Speaker 3 (28:34):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (28:39):
Points are tripled, Amy, you are in the lead. Yeah,
you have nine points. Five answers off the board. Diet,
an exercise, get a new job, or do screen time?
Stop drinking alcohol, pay off debts or loans read more.
Oh that's a good one.
Speaker 4 (28:53):
I feel like you're tricking me now.
Speaker 3 (28:55):
No, it's a good one. And I say that it
didn't make.
Speaker 4 (28:57):
It turn it. I'm out.
Speaker 10 (29:03):
No, you're not.
Speaker 3 (29:04):
I'm out.
Speaker 10 (29:05):
Amy only got two points, so.
Speaker 3 (29:06):
I gotta get one. Well, come on, what do you
got I'm trying to think.
Speaker 11 (29:12):
Right now.
Speaker 8 (29:13):
Yeah, Eddie, I'm trying to think new year, knew you.
And when you say new you, you're gonna get out
of that bad relationship. You're gonna get that new partner
that just come up, that just came up.
Speaker 10 (29:30):
You're gonna get out of that bad relationship.
Speaker 8 (29:32):
You're gonna get work on you.
Speaker 3 (29:35):
Let's go. You've said a lot of things that says
like eighty.
Speaker 8 (29:40):
So your answer is that new relationship, partner getting a
new relationship.
Speaker 3 (29:49):
So lunch is out. Eddiet's over here, you can win.
Speaker 2 (29:53):
I had getting your boyfriend pretty much the lunch and
Morgan just lose over and over again.
Speaker 9 (29:57):
Mike.
Speaker 3 (29:57):
They are they the ones bouncing it out?
Speaker 4 (29:59):
Yeah, find a lover.
Speaker 3 (30:00):
So I'm pretty stress free here because I mean, yeah,
he's only you're in. But you want to win, right,
I do want to win that. You guys got the
top five.
Speaker 6 (30:08):
Okay, I got something go ahead, learn to do something new.
Speaker 3 (30:13):
Oh, come on, I thought reading was really good. I
was surprised it didn't make it.
Speaker 2 (30:19):
I am too, learn to do something new.
Speaker 4 (30:25):
No.
Speaker 3 (30:26):
So, first of all, our winner is Amy at number six.
Speaker 2 (30:29):
A little more specific order less uber eates or DoorDash
that is specific at number seven, This was Amy's word
a couple of years ago.
Speaker 3 (30:39):
Drink more water at number eight, donate more? Okay, that
never cross my mind. That was not on my radar.
Anything else come to your mind for at the last
two Morgan, you didn't place or anything that you would.
Speaker 4 (30:56):
Have said, stay off your phone.
Speaker 3 (30:58):
Look, we did reduce screen time.
Speaker 2 (30:59):
Okay, shopless, choplift that's Amazon.
Speaker 3 (31:06):
Get a new pet. Uh number nine, get more sleep?
Oh good one?
Speaker 2 (31:12):
And what screams Amy, because number two get a therapist. Boom,
go to therapy, ustling and there she is our winner
of game one of twenty twenty six. It is Amy,
great job. Are you guilty of being a velcrow parent?
What do you think that is?
Speaker 4 (31:30):
By the way, attached to your kids too much?
Speaker 2 (31:32):
A velcrol parent's a caregiver who remains constantly attached to
their child. It can be physically, emotionally or mentally. The
parents sticks to their child like velcrow, and they intervene
rather than allow the kid to handle it go through
tough things on their own.
Speaker 3 (31:46):
That way, they can be close.
Speaker 2 (31:47):
If they's disappointment, frustration, anger, confusion, boredom, et cetera. Huffington Post,
Are you a velcrow? Parent Amy, Nope, you let them
go mess up.
Speaker 4 (31:55):
Definitely not.
Speaker 5 (31:56):
I can not be a vel parent. I think certain situations,
not all. In certain situations. There was one recently where
I definitely wanted to swoop in, and I took everything
in me not too.
Speaker 4 (32:09):
I had to practice stay on and.
Speaker 2 (32:10):
You didn't because you saw long term benefits of you
not jumping in in them learning yes for themselves.
Speaker 5 (32:15):
Yeah, I just I had to just keep saying over
and over, stay on your side of the street, stay
on your side.
Speaker 4 (32:20):
Of the street.
Speaker 2 (32:21):
Now you're not being literal. They weren't being abducted on
the other side of the street, and you just didn't
jump into help.
Speaker 5 (32:25):
In that case, I would intervene one hundred percent. This
was a situation where I needed to just stay on
my side of the street, and I was very proud
of myself.
Speaker 3 (32:36):
So vel girl parent probably the cousin a helicopter parent.
Speaker 6 (32:39):
It's different though, right because one of them hovers the
other one sticks.
Speaker 2 (32:44):
Yeah, I think Belco's a little more intense, Eddie. I
feel like you're at least a little more Belcrow than
Amy is.
Speaker 3 (32:49):
Honestly, man, I'm not I try to be, but I
don't think my kids, let me stick to them. Are
you a helicopter? No? No, no, no, okay, oh my god.
Speaker 2 (32:58):
No you are yeah, your denial parents, yea denial.
Speaker 6 (33:03):
My technique is to not let them do things like
like you know, so like if social media is an issue,
then you're not going to get Instagram Like, we're not
going to do that. And so in that case, like
they're just not going to get into that trouble.
Speaker 3 (33:17):
But when they go to school and they have a problem,
like with a.
Speaker 6 (33:19):
Friend or whatever, I try to be like, hey, man,
talk to me, let's do it, like I'd love to
help you with this.
Speaker 3 (33:23):
They're like, no, I'm good, dad, I got so. I
try to be velcro, but they don't want.
Speaker 5 (33:27):
I don't think offering feedback if you're asking is being velcrow.
I think if they have a situation at school and
you're like, hey, if you want to talk about it,
I'm here, would you like feedback on it? That's being supportive.
Speaker 3 (33:39):
Give yourself a name? Then what kind of parent are you?
Speaker 2 (33:41):
If you were to have a velcrow helicopter, it can
be anything, something that doesn't even exist. What would you say?
Because I think whenever you got a struggle for what happened?
Speaker 3 (33:54):
What you say? My ladya up base?
Speaker 4 (34:00):
Mine might depend on the day. I'm fluid.
Speaker 5 (34:04):
You're a fluid parent, yeah, like I can be what
what version's going to show up today?
Speaker 4 (34:11):
No, just kidding. I try to be consistent as possible.
Speaker 3 (34:13):
But you know we slip up, eddie. What would you
say about you?
Speaker 6 (34:19):
Maybe like a pickleball parent, or like pickleball is a
cool sport, right, Like I think I'm a cool dad,
but then but they don't really think I'm cool.
Speaker 3 (34:28):
Just like people don't think pickleballs cool. They don't play it.
If you play, it's like this is the coolest thing
in the world. But if you know, you're like, okay,
nerds over there, old people. Right, So you're the pickleball parent.
I'm a pickleball parent. That's pretty good. I try my best.
Speaker 2 (34:42):
You do, try to do cool things with your oldest kid.
I try to be cool with him, and he's like, dad, stop,
they're boys.
Speaker 3 (34:47):
Like if they're like one of them. I see him
texting a girl, I'm like, dude, Hey, you want to
talk to me.
Speaker 2 (34:51):
About Oh No, I can help you talk about girls,
but not I can help you pick up the girl.
Speaker 6 (34:55):
No, I can help you, Like, like you're struggling texting
with a girl, I'll tell you what to say. Oh, like,
this is cool parenting.
Speaker 4 (35:04):
What do you tell him to say?
Speaker 6 (35:06):
I think he always says, leave me alone, dad, Okay, fine, fine,
you know I got your mind right.
Speaker 3 (35:10):
That's what you said. I got her. I got her. Yes,
you're only here because I got her exactly.
Speaker 5 (35:17):
I do like it that Eddie's at least trying to
be involved in that way, because some parents just get
uncomfortable with any talk like that and they just don't
even talk about it. So I think it's cute that
Eddie tries to insert himself and then his son is like, no,
I'm good.
Speaker 2 (35:32):
You know, we just bought it because we're gonna have
a baby soon. We bought a thing that you put
a super baby in in the bathtub. You can't put
them in the bathtub by themselves. I mean not by themselves.
You can't even they don't even take bad. You gotta
put them in like a smaller thing to go in
the bathtub, like a strainer. It looks like a strainer,
like I'm strained spaghetti. You put them in the strain.
You put a super baby in the strainer to give
him a bath and super baby because it's a little
(35:55):
little baby baby.
Speaker 4 (35:55):
Yeah, some people don't super baby sounds it's.
Speaker 5 (35:58):
A big super baby, but you mean it's tiniest super
baby that baby.
Speaker 4 (36:04):
So it goes in the bathtub. I just figured.
Speaker 5 (36:06):
I don't know because I never had a newborn baby,
but like I just always see people bathe them in
the sink and stuff.
Speaker 3 (36:10):
It's easier to do it.
Speaker 2 (36:12):
Sure if you want to, you know, get them up
with your oatmeal bowls. But we have a for the bathtub.
We bought this thing that you put it in. It
kind of looks like a salad strainer that that's tall.
I guess you put them. I'm gonna you know, I'm
gonna let the baby swim. Don't you just throw the man?
They do that, don't throw them in. Just see what
happened they do that? You know, like the Nirvana cover
(36:34):
of the baby swimming, that's what they do. That's like
a toddler though, right, or like a four year old.
Speaker 3 (36:39):
That's a super baby. Oh man.
Speaker 5 (36:41):
Yeah, so that we just got to some people give
birth in water. Yeah, baby comes.
Speaker 4 (36:44):
Out in the water.
Speaker 3 (36:47):
Like you think about that.
Speaker 5 (36:49):
I'm always interested because I'm intrigued by it. They set
up like a little blow up hot tub looking thing
in their bedroom, which I would offer that over thing
in my bed, Like.
Speaker 4 (37:01):
I had a friend that gave.
Speaker 3 (37:04):
I don't want to do it at the house.
Speaker 2 (37:05):
Oh well, even when you say that, it's like if
we're going to do it at the house on a tub,
which we're not, and there's no judgment here, we're not
doing it in the bedroom.
Speaker 5 (37:12):
Yeah, well, my friend specifically wanted to do it. Yes,
it was a full circle moment, and she was like,
there's nothing more you know, sacred or intimate than like
our bed is. So she wanted the baby to be
born there, and she had mirrors in everything.
Speaker 2 (37:32):
Wife, there is not a wrong, but there's very few wrongs.
Just because I don't quite understand doesn't mean it's wrong.
But that we that's ruined, right, that's dead.
Speaker 5 (37:41):
Well they put down special It doesn't matter.
Speaker 2 (37:44):
You're telling me stuff ain't getting through. You can tarp
that thing four times. Stuff still getting through. But there's
a lot of stuff going through.
Speaker 3 (37:49):
We talked many about water still got under the af
through a big storm.
Speaker 5 (37:52):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (37:53):
Yeah, the dark stories behind Disney movies.
Speaker 3 (37:57):
I didn't know a lot of this.
Speaker 2 (37:58):
Number one, Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs in the
original fairy tale, the huntsmen bring the evil queen the
lungs and liver of a boar, and she eats them,
believing did the lungs and liver of snow White?
Speaker 3 (38:11):
You can't put that in there.
Speaker 2 (38:12):
At the end of the story, snow White and the
Prince punish the queen by making her wear red hot
iron shoes, and they make her dance at their wedding
until she dies.
Speaker 3 (38:22):
Dang, that's dark. It is dark.
Speaker 2 (38:25):
They put fire iron on her feet and make her
dance till she dies.
Speaker 3 (38:30):
That's something.
Speaker 4 (38:30):
This is very vengeance twisted.
Speaker 3 (38:33):
Number two.
Speaker 2 (38:33):
This is the original stories that end up being Disney movies.
Sleeping Beauty. The Prince doesn't kiss the sleeping princess. He
impregnates her while she's sleeping, no way, and she doesn't
wake up until she gives birth to twins and one
of them sucks on her finger to remove the cursed splinter.
Speaker 4 (38:52):
What I'm weird A doubt who wrote that?
Speaker 3 (38:55):
Yeah, I wouldn't have green lit that cartoon.
Speaker 2 (38:57):
Well they did, they didn't, That's why they change that.
The next one Cinderella. In the fairy tale, the Ugly
Stepsisters cut off parts of their feet to make the
glass slipper fit. That makes sense, but they take a
knife and cut off toes. Don't just cram them in,
because in the movie they cram them in and at
Cinderella's wedding birds pick out their eyes.
Speaker 3 (39:18):
Heck out, I guess the Ugly Stepsister the Little Mermaid.
Speaker 2 (39:24):
In the original Hans Christian Anderson story, the Mermaid does
not get her man, he marries someone else. After he
marries someone else, she has the option of becoming a
mermaid again if she kills them and his new bride
whoa So she's a human, but she.
Speaker 3 (39:41):
Doesn't have Mandy to be with.
Speaker 2 (39:43):
So it's well, you can go back to being a mermaid,
but you got to kill them, and she can't bring
herself to do it, so she turns into Seafoam, her
ultimate curse. I feel like this could be a movie.
That's a terrible ending to a movie. She's just Seafoam
falls in love with the guy. The guy marries somebody.
Speaker 5 (39:58):
Else but murder murdering the So who who got their
hands on these? And they're like, hey, I know that
this is how the story goes. But if we just
change this detail, somebody like, we can make it a
kid's movie.
Speaker 2 (40:10):
Book Tangled, But Tangled is the story of that's correct,
who have the really long hair? In Rapunzel the original story,
the Witch learns of Rapunzel's affair with the prince, so
she cuts her hair and banishes her. Then the witch
blinds the prince with the scissors that she cuts Rapunzel's
hair with by jabbing them into his eyeballs.
Speaker 3 (40:31):
Whoa.
Speaker 2 (40:32):
Rapunzel and the prince eventually do find each other, but
the prince has no eyes. Dang dude. Well, it's like
you can't tell us the happy story all right, because
I imagine there are sickos now that write horror movies and books,
and but these are supposed to be happy stories.
Speaker 5 (40:50):
And why are all of them this way?
Speaker 2 (40:54):
In?
Speaker 9 (40:55):
Pinocchio want to know, actually.
Speaker 3 (41:02):
You want to check out.
Speaker 2 (41:04):
In the book, Pinocchio gets tired of Jimminy Cricket trying
to give him advice, so he kills him.
Speaker 3 (41:10):
I mean, jim Cricket is kind of annoying. Cricket doesn't
even have a name in the book. He's just referred
to as a talking cricket that gets killed. He's like,
shut up cricket.
Speaker 2 (41:19):
Page four, Mulan and this is ancient Chinese. In the
Ballad of Mulan, when the true identity of the title
character is revealed, she's told she has to become a
concubine to the emperor. You know what that is? A concubine.
It's like a woman. A woman is like one of
the many wise he just has with. In an act
(41:42):
of defiance, she kills herself. No, Christina Aguilar is singing
that one. And then, finally, in the Hunchback of Notre
Dame in the book, Esmerelda is hanged for the attempted
murder of.
Speaker 3 (41:57):
Phoebus. I don't know.
Speaker 2 (41:58):
I don't know even the follow did it. Quasimoto kills
Frolo then jumps into a mass grade with Esmeralda's body
to die.
Speaker 3 (42:05):
I don't know. That could be the actual story. I
don't know. The Hunchback in ye, I don't know that one. Igor,
so be happy.
Speaker 2 (42:12):
These aren't your Disney movies that stabbing the eyeballs out
and putting the hot iron shoes on the print, making
the queen die by dancing in the mouth and the worst.
Speaker 5 (42:21):
The worst one for sure is impregnating like you didn't
he didn't kiss Aria to do it, which she didn't
wake up till she was giving birth.
Speaker 3 (42:29):
Yeah, that's crazy. That's a tough one too. Anyway, I
don't know now. I'm glad they didn't turn out that way.
I don't think they have made it to us.
Speaker 6 (42:38):
You imagine explaining your kid what's going on when you're
watching the old cartoon.
Speaker 3 (42:43):
See she's asleep, but.
Speaker 4 (42:47):
Wake up, wake up?
Speaker 13 (42:49):
In the radio hunchbox, Morgan Steve Red, how's trying to
put you through?
Speaker 1 (43:03):
Fuck?
Speaker 13 (43:04):
He's running this week's next bit, and Bobby's.
Speaker 2 (43:06):
On the box, so you know what this is.
Speaker 13 (43:11):
This is the Bobby Ball.
Speaker 3 (43:15):
And now for the Morning Corny.
Speaker 5 (43:20):
The Morning Corny, what's a spiders New Year's resolution?
Speaker 3 (43:24):
What's a Spider's New Year's resolution?
Speaker 4 (43:27):
To spend less time on the web?
Speaker 3 (43:33):
That was the Morning Corny? Back everybody, Bobby Bone showad
Sorry up Today.
Speaker 8 (43:41):
This story comes us from Florida. A thirty nine year
old woman was headed to court because she stole twenty
nine million dollars from the government. And as she's pulling
into the courthouse, they have a license plate reader, and
it went off stolen vehicle.
Speaker 10 (43:55):
Stolen vehicle.
Speaker 8 (43:57):
So she got out of the car and cops like, hey,
we need to detain you.
Speaker 10 (44:00):
You know why, she goes, Yeah, cars stolen.
Speaker 3 (44:03):
Oh okay, she knew.
Speaker 2 (44:04):
Wait if she stole all the money, why she's also
stole the car? If she had all the money, No, no, no,
she was going to trial. Yeah, but I'm saying, if
she stole.
Speaker 4 (44:10):
All that money, why not buy your own car?
Speaker 9 (44:12):
You have it.
Speaker 3 (44:12):
You just stole twenty plus million dollars.
Speaker 10 (44:14):
Oh good point?
Speaker 4 (44:15):
Was she robbing to give to the poor?
Speaker 3 (44:18):
She's robbin Hood, don't think so? Justice Justice for Robinette Hood.
Speaker 2 (44:23):
Yeah, okay, I'm just confused.
Speaker 3 (44:25):
Whyf you have all that money while you're also going
to steal a car. Maybe it's not about the money many.
Speaker 8 (44:31):
Yeah, okay, I'm lunch boxed. That's your bonehead story of
the day.
Speaker 2 (44:36):
So something Edie thought was sweet turns out he now
thinks is rude and has to do with your vision.
Speaker 6 (44:40):
Yeah. I was telling Morgan, I'm just kind of talking
about how like, I'm just struggling with my vision. So
I use my glasses to read stuff off my computer.
Speaker 2 (44:49):
Here glasses, look, I think everybody's entitled their own style.
Your glasses don't fit anything else that you do. They
look like meme all glasses.
Speaker 14 (44:56):
Well, I just do it like that because it's like bifocals, right,
Like put them on the end of your nose, at
the edge of my nose, so I look like ell
at Aville in.
Speaker 3 (45:02):
One hundred and one Dalmatians.
Speaker 6 (45:04):
But I can still see far so I look up
above them, right. So anyway, so Morgan is like, do
you want me to send emails to you, like in
big fonts? And I was like, well, that's really considerate
of you. But then I'm like, wait a second, that's rude,
Like I don't need I can still see my emails,
and she's gonna send them in like twenty four font
I'm good.
Speaker 2 (45:23):
Your glasses are so weird looking that I think it
makes us care more about your vision.
Speaker 6 (45:29):
What do you want me to wear?
Speaker 3 (45:30):
It's like a performance when you put them on.
Speaker 6 (45:32):
I do have these other ones that are like Jeffrey Dahmer,
you know, like bigger, you know, like eighties.
Speaker 5 (45:37):
That's like when I wore wine like that, y'all said,
I look like a serial killer.
Speaker 4 (45:40):
Yeah, So I haven't worn.
Speaker 3 (45:41):
Them since telling me this room's judgmental and what people wear.
Speaker 5 (45:44):
Yeah, no, And then what Eddie needs to get is
the kind that I did have, which I have since lost,
and I'm really annoyed by it because they were expensive,
but they're progressive glasses.
Speaker 4 (45:53):
Eddie.
Speaker 5 (45:53):
We're up top, there's like nothing, so you're good, like
you don't have to put it down on your nose
because I get what you're saying. You just need them
to read. But then down at the very bottom it
has the prescription so.
Speaker 3 (46:04):
You can like the mullet of glasses.
Speaker 5 (46:06):
Yes, it's like a mullet of glasses. And I had
some and they were well, they were darker. And then
Bobby was thought I was copying him, which I wasn't,
because they were tor to.
Speaker 2 (46:16):
Show the same big frames, big dark round fell.
Speaker 14 (46:21):
I thought you were, Bobby when you walk, I thought
it was a mirror. I was like, why did they
put a mirror in the studio.
Speaker 7 (46:25):
But now, come to think of it, you know how
I just said I lost them.
Speaker 4 (46:28):
Now I have a theory that just popped in my head.
Speaker 6 (46:30):
What Bobby took them to them to take them and
break them.
Speaker 2 (46:35):
I don't have time, I don't have time for hijinks
around here. You guys do too much. Hi, I don't
do hyjiins around here. Okay, I'm all for hijinks, like to.
Speaker 3 (46:41):
Bring in there. You guys have drama. I don't do hikinks.
Speaker 5 (46:44):
It was one of the great mysteries for me last year.
They just disappeared and I can't anywhere. Yes, well, they're
regret like a top no prescription down body, so someone
else might be able to put them on, and they
just think they're wearing them and they're cool.
Speaker 7 (46:57):
They when they look down, they're like, oh, magnified.
Speaker 3 (47:00):
I'm all at glasses. Yeah, so I don't know where
they are. I had nothing to do with I would
steal your glasses.
Speaker 4 (47:05):
It's just a theory Popps in my head. Just now
how to say it?
Speaker 3 (47:07):
That is interesting? You guys are always have no good
around here? What morgan?
Speaker 15 (47:10):
Can I also add that Eddie's missing a piece to
this story. He said that he was told by somebody
to if he keeps wearing his glasses, his vision's gonna
get worse. So I said, hey, I'll help you out
to not wear your glasses more, and I'll make the
font bigger.
Speaker 6 (47:24):
I told her that a doctor told me once that
I could if I could just stick it out and
like use my eyes to like really focus, you'll prolong
getting reading glasses.
Speaker 7 (47:36):
Oh, I see.
Speaker 6 (47:37):
Because once you get the reading glasses, you kind of
give up and then your eyes just depend on the
reading glasses.
Speaker 4 (47:42):
Okay, that makes sense.
Speaker 2 (47:43):
I'm still wondering where your glasses are. If someone am
I the thing is you misplaced a lot of stuff?
Speaker 3 (47:49):
Is this you just playing?
Speaker 4 (47:50):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (47:50):
But like I don't do guys, don't I don't do
fun stuff like that.
Speaker 5 (47:54):
But an expensive pair of prescription glasses, I feel like
I don't just you don't lose glasses.
Speaker 6 (48:00):
How expensive are those progressives? Because I'm interested?
Speaker 3 (48:03):
Pretty expensive?
Speaker 7 (48:05):
Bye, I was able to use my HSA.
Speaker 3 (48:07):
Okay help so Home Shopping Network. We're done. Thank you
guys for being here. We'll see you tomorrow. Bye.
Speaker 10 (48:14):
By The Bobby Bone Show.
Speaker 2 (48:16):
The Bobby Bones Show theme song, written, produced and sang
by read Yarberry. You can find his instagram at read
Yarberry Scuba Steve Executive producer, Ray Mundo, head of Production.
I'm Bobby Bones. My Instagram is mister Bobby Bones. Thank
you for listening to the podcast.
God transmitting America.
Speaker 2 (00:08):
Yes, Alessa, hope you had a great weekend. Welcome to
Monday show more in a studio morning. Amy's about to
hit us with her word of the year. Last year,
the word of the year was alignment for you, okay.
Do you feel like twenty twenty five was aligned?
Speaker 3 (00:25):
Yes? Okay. The year before that was water because you
want to be more fluid.
Speaker 4 (00:29):
Yeah. I should have kept that as one.
Speaker 5 (00:31):
I want to be more fluid, and I wanted to
drink more water, and right now I am dehydrated.
Speaker 2 (00:36):
So it's now time if we get a drum roll
please for Amy's word that she's going to dedicate her
life to in twenty twenty six.
Speaker 4 (00:43):
Yes, it's a little mantra of sorts.
Speaker 3 (00:45):
Go ahead, less less.
Speaker 5 (00:49):
Less, less, what less everything like you name it? Less things,
more experiences, less texting, more meals together.
Speaker 4 (01:00):
Get it?
Speaker 5 (01:01):
See you, Less but you replace it with something more
less wanting more contentment with what I have, less screen time,
more interactions or even time for creating.
Speaker 3 (01:12):
Got it?
Speaker 4 (01:12):
Get it.
Speaker 3 (01:13):
Some people say less is more.
Speaker 2 (01:15):
I've heard that, Yes, but she wants less of some
things to have more of other things.
Speaker 5 (01:19):
Yes, less oversharing, more building in silence.
Speaker 3 (01:23):
That means your segments are going to be shorter.
Speaker 5 (01:27):
You know, sometimes I get real excited about something, I
put it out there and I start talking about it,
like even if it's just amongst friends, but I say,
I'm more hands and the thing, I have an idea, I
start to like put it all out there, so less
oversharing on that stuff and more building in silence. And
then if it comes to fruition and actually happens, then
I get to share more about it, because then I
feel like a loser when I don't like I have
(01:50):
this idea and I start talking to people about it
and then I don't follow through, and then I'm like, well,
lives suck less.
Speaker 3 (01:55):
Of that less, Eddie.
Speaker 2 (01:57):
Last year, your word was slow, really yeah, because you
said you wanted to live life at a slower pace,
speak slower.
Speaker 6 (02:04):
And that didn't really happen, Like I still talk fast
and I wanted to be like you know, Bobby, I
I thought about what you said, but.
Speaker 2 (02:12):
I can't do that, like I have to talk to
you didn't stay with your word last year? No, okay,
what is your word for twenty twenty six? This time serious?
Speaker 6 (02:19):
And this goes with that. I'm serious. I'm serious about
the things I'm going to do. I'm no longer going
to be a joking just anything man.
Speaker 7 (02:28):
Donating things easy.
Speaker 6 (02:30):
But if I say something, which I'll be a little
more careful to say certain things.
Speaker 3 (02:34):
If I say, I want to be serious about it.
Speaker 2 (02:36):
So your word for twenty twenty six is serious, okay, lunchbox.
Your word last year was moving as far as business grows.
Speaker 8 (02:43):
Yeah, making moves. Yeah, and I did that. I did
make moves. I attempted to make moves.
Speaker 3 (02:48):
How did you make a move? We want to know.
Speaker 2 (02:50):
I got on that one show for a pision. Forde
the Tourist was really a show. It was as a YouTube.
It was content, it was still something. How did you
get that? They reached out to me? Okay, yeah it
was great, but it was content.
Speaker 8 (03:05):
Okay if you I mean there was multiple.
Speaker 3 (03:07):
Episodes, so I don't know I consider that a show,
but maybe whatever.
Speaker 8 (03:12):
And then I also tried to make like I mean,
I tried for the job at you know, the professional
soccer club here in town. I tried to get on
prices right, So I mean making moves is what was
more of trying to do things like he didn't necessarily
had to get them.
Speaker 3 (03:28):
So he didn't make moves. But you tried to make
move last year. You had If I didn't try, what
you were this year? That's the thing? Oh here, you
don't have one. I was trying to think.
Speaker 8 (03:38):
Of something like what's gonna like, what is twenty twenty
six gonna mean for me? And I decided that my
word of the year is grab.
Speaker 2 (03:52):
Sound good?
Speaker 3 (03:52):
Sounds like when you get hr in here?
Speaker 8 (03:54):
Yeah, then we do grab? What are you grabbing opportunity?
Grabbing my future and taking hold of it? Isn't that
other way of saying moving?
Speaker 9 (04:03):
Ye, same as the moves our grab grab a butt
dude and gift bags?
Speaker 3 (04:08):
Oh yeah, st oh that works?
Speaker 8 (04:11):
Yeah, okay, So he goes, don't want to grab?
Speaker 3 (04:13):
No, no, no, it's it doesn't matter.
Speaker 4 (04:14):
We're gonna give every I like you grab the bull
by the horns.
Speaker 2 (04:17):
That's right, That's what I'm saying. But isn't that moving though?
It's what you said last year?
Speaker 8 (04:23):
Now that you say that, yeah, I didn't realize it was.
Speaker 3 (04:26):
But it does kind of sound like.
Speaker 7 (04:28):
But that's good.
Speaker 5 (04:28):
He's got a theme, he's got maybe grab a different innership.
Speaker 8 (04:31):
I don't want to be the same word two years ago.
I didn't realize they meant the same thing. So let
me go back to the drawing board. Oh, come back,
We'll circle back.
Speaker 4 (04:39):
Yes, go back.
Speaker 2 (04:41):
Mine last year was dj F tried to not be
as rigid so I could just don't not care as
much to foster a bit more creativity. I feel like
I did four out of ten. I still cared, I
was still pretty rigid. I was never late once I
tried to be like once.
Speaker 5 (04:55):
I know that was the one.
Speaker 2 (04:57):
I think my word for this year is going to
be positive because I have the tendency for anything that's happening.
I just have worst case scenario in my head all
the time, like anything that happens that's probably not gonna
work out like it could. I'm just gonna be more
positive about possible outcomes because I have quite a few
positive outcomes, but I'm never positive about them.
Speaker 3 (05:18):
And then after all, I'm like, I wish we'd just
been more positive about that.
Speaker 2 (05:20):
I wouldn't have put myself through whatever stress I put
myself through and ended up pretty great. So I'm gonna
be I'm gonna be more positive situationally about things.
Speaker 6 (05:27):
Nice, Okay, hold on, So like when we text about
games and I say like, hey, dude, it's okay.
Speaker 3 (05:33):
I think we got this. Now you're jinxing it. But
see that's positive. Can you do that with sports?
Speaker 6 (05:38):
Are you gonna be able to be positive with sports outcomes?
Speaker 3 (05:42):
I don't think so. I think it's more about just
my things I can control.
Speaker 6 (05:47):
Be positive about that, all right, So we're still gonna
be negative with the.
Speaker 4 (05:50):
All things you can control.
Speaker 3 (05:53):
Or things that I can have an influence of.
Speaker 4 (05:55):
Right, you can't influence I can't influence football.
Speaker 3 (05:58):
You can't know. That's them lunch by juggling back. What's
your words?
Speaker 8 (06:01):
Yeah, I'm made in between two you guys help me out?
Healthy or friendly?
Speaker 4 (06:11):
This is a interesting twist.
Speaker 3 (06:13):
What do you mean by healthy?
Speaker 2 (06:14):
Like?
Speaker 3 (06:14):
What do you mean by friendly? Like you're gonna be healthy?
Speaker 2 (06:21):
Is great because you have to get that testical checked obviously,
And I think he's.
Speaker 5 (06:25):
Probably is dying to feel back to normal, Like I
know he's not been able to run, and that's such
an important part of his overall well being.
Speaker 3 (06:31):
Go with healthy because I don't want see it fail.
Speaker 5 (06:34):
And healthy it could be like being friendly is could
be under the healthy category.
Speaker 3 (06:38):
Yeah, if you're healthy friendlier. Good we're going with healthy,
go with healthy? Okay, good good luck, man, good luck
with everybody's words. Thanks, are you serious when you say that.
I'm definitely serious about it. I'm positive you'll be healthy.
Thank you?
Speaker 10 (06:50):
Amy?
Speaker 3 (06:50):
Are you what was yours? Les Hey, you'd be less?
You stay less.
Speaker 11 (06:58):
I was listening to the episode back in twenty eighteen.
Bobby said that he didn't have any Christmas traditions yet
because they didn't have a wife for kids. And I
know that the baby hasn't came yet, but I was
just wondering if Bobby had any traditions with his wife
that they've been doing on Christmas. Anyway, love the show,
Clint for Mississippi Bye.
Speaker 3 (07:17):
Clint, appreciate that not yet.
Speaker 2 (07:20):
My wife's family has a tradition of they watch Elf
on Christmas Eve. And I've said this before that we
didn't really have sometimes we don't only have Christmas, not really,
and we definitely didn't have any traditions growing up. So
the first time I went over to their house on
Christmas Eve and everybody like laiden palettes on the floor
and watched Elf, it was really foreign to me. Now
(07:41):
I look forward to it and we weren't Fabel for
this Christmas, and it was a little different because people
were coming in, Like all those kids and that family
now have their own kids, so it's harder to get
everybody together.
Speaker 3 (07:51):
Yeah, but we all got together for a little bit
and Elf was on.
Speaker 2 (07:54):
But the kids are so little, it's hard to get
everybody to watch Elf, yeah, to watch anything because kids
are running around all over the place. But yeah, I
think probably next year we'll start that. I've kind of
just been taken in on some of their traditions for now.
Speaker 3 (08:07):
But Christmas was good. It was warm as crap.
Speaker 4 (08:10):
I know that part felt weird, weird.
Speaker 3 (08:12):
I liked it.
Speaker 2 (08:13):
Like Arkansas, Keith came up on Christmas. He drove up
to Fayville and we went. I walked around the football
stadium because it was warm.
Speaker 3 (08:19):
That's cool.
Speaker 5 (08:20):
Yeah, Oh, like, can you just go do that if
you want to, or do you have to have a
special no outside.
Speaker 2 (08:25):
We ended up going in a gate and the cops
came and got us, but so so yes and no.
We just went and walked around Razorback Stadium because he's
not up there a whole lot. I was like, hey,
nobody's out. Its Chrismas Day. Let's just go walk around.
We looked at the statues and stuff. There are like
hog statues and I said, well, I know somewhere we
can probably kind of get into a gate had no connection.
The gate was unlocked. We walked through twenty steps after that.
(08:50):
Excuse me, guys. And he's a little scared because well
it's a cop and he's a law abider.
Speaker 3 (08:56):
Yeah, and I was like, oh, we're just walking around.
The gate was open. I didn't hit him with the
legs or anything.
Speaker 4 (09:01):
Wow. They had security out there Christmas Day.
Speaker 2 (09:03):
They did, and they were on it. So no traditions yet.
Oh that would be fun. We go walk around the
Stadtball Stadium.
Speaker 3 (09:11):
Every single year.
Speaker 4 (09:12):
You and Keith can have that, all right?
Speaker 3 (09:15):
Heavy with the next one.
Speaker 4 (09:16):
Hi, a little late on your podcast, but listening to
the Twelve Days of Christmas, Eddie, you ruined it with Salta.
Speaker 1 (09:23):
Every time they told you to stop saying it and
you kept doing it. You ruined it.
Speaker 3 (09:27):
Love the show, Bye, Wow, ruined it.
Speaker 2 (09:30):
I would say we got the joke after the first couple.
You didn't have to keep doing the joke. I don't
know how how else to say.
Speaker 9 (09:36):
Yeah, I don't think it's a joke because he doesn't
say salsa like that every time.
Speaker 3 (09:41):
No, you don't say that.
Speaker 4 (09:42):
Thought it was funny. Also, speaking of eddie salsa, that
it was really good?
Speaker 3 (09:47):
Did it a little too hot? I don't want I
don't want to like.
Speaker 2 (09:51):
Piana's gift, guys, But I texted Calyssen, what are you
texting Eddie?
Speaker 3 (09:54):
His sauce is too hot? She said, he gave that
to you. Why would you critique someone gift.
Speaker 5 (09:59):
I think the critique is necessary. I'm with you on
that because I think should he gift us more, we
need to we need to dial it back on the
heat a little bit.
Speaker 7 (10:09):
But other than that, so delicious dial back.
Speaker 3 (10:11):
On the heat.
Speaker 6 (10:12):
But you guys definitely want more sides sizing.
Speaker 10 (10:14):
Yes, yes, but the heat was unbearable.
Speaker 4 (10:16):
Like weed away at all.
Speaker 2 (10:19):
And I'm as occasionally taste budded as possible, huh, meaning
I don't like hot stuff. And it was still really good.
I just fought through it. But it was a little hot.
And my wife said, why would you message Hi about
something free? I said, because he wants to feedback, because
he wants to give it to us again.
Speaker 6 (10:34):
And your text was like, is this one a little hotter.
Speaker 3 (10:37):
Than the last one? I was a little nice about it.
You are, you're nice about it.
Speaker 2 (10:40):
I got a double up gift during Christmas and this
is just my wife's mind versus mine. And so I
was given a gift and I opened it and it
was something I already had, and I immediately was gonna go, oh,
this school already have one of these. And before I
got that out, she goes, don't say it, because she
knew where I was going to go.
Speaker 3 (10:57):
I was like, we already have wash I tell them.
Speaker 2 (10:58):
She goes, no, just accept the gift and say thank
you and then you can figure it out later. But
it was don't worry about it.
Speaker 3 (11:06):
That's not my other Mexican friend gave me.
Speaker 11 (11:10):
Talk to you.
Speaker 2 (11:10):
So when Eddie gave me his oh no, no, it
was nobody from here.
Speaker 3 (11:14):
Okay, if it was, I would definitely say it. So
have you dealt with that? I just have two of
them now, yeah.
Speaker 4 (11:21):
Because like, how do you deal with it? We went
to return something.
Speaker 5 (11:26):
My boyfriend was like, the they wanted to know like
maybe the phone number associated with it, and so then
he had to guess the person's number because they needed
to look up the order and then he was like,
but no, no, no, no no, because if you return
it then they may get a text or an email.
And so he's like, scratch that, scratch that because that's
like the worst.
Speaker 3 (11:43):
Okay, I gave it away.
Speaker 4 (11:45):
Who do you give it to?
Speaker 3 (11:47):
I'm not saying that. Why would I say who?
Speaker 5 (11:49):
I right? Oh, you regifted it because giving it away
and regifting is different because you might be like, oh,
hey man, here's this, but did you wrap it and
give it to somebody else?
Speaker 2 (11:58):
I didn't wrap it, but I gave it away during
the Christmas time, so it felt like a Christmas gift.
Speaker 7 (12:03):
Interesting.
Speaker 3 (12:03):
Yeah, so I kept the spirit going. So how I
see it?
Speaker 10 (12:06):
That's beautiful.
Speaker 2 (12:07):
But I literally was gonna go, oh, thanks, already have
one of these, but just a shut up, like you
you're not doing it.
Speaker 3 (12:13):
I was doing a purpose. Ray give me number the
next one.
Speaker 10 (12:16):
Four.
Speaker 1 (12:16):
I just got out of prison a month ago and
I made it a month in my first Christmas. And
I want to say anybody out there who thinks they can't.
Speaker 11 (12:24):
Do it, do it.
Speaker 1 (12:25):
Because I used to be a broad dealing nobody. Anybody
can be anything. Now I'm about to go to college.
And do what I do.
Speaker 3 (12:32):
Let's go. Anybody can be anything. I agree, the world
is bendable. Okay, well you aren't motivated by no I am.
Speaker 4 (12:38):
I'm like, okay, like we're so.
Speaker 7 (12:40):
He's been He's been out a month.
Speaker 3 (12:42):
My first Christmas. I wanted to say, I've mean, I
made it a month. That's cool.
Speaker 2 (12:46):
One day at a time, Bro, that's right. Anybody can
be anything.
Speaker 3 (12:51):
Go do what you do.
Speaker 4 (12:52):
It sounds like he got rehabilitated in there.
Speaker 10 (12:55):
He's going to college.
Speaker 5 (12:56):
I know.
Speaker 3 (12:57):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (12:58):
I watched a really good show over the break. I
don't know if I should just wait, wait for Tuesday
Reviews Day.
Speaker 3 (13:03):
I did.
Speaker 2 (13:04):
Also on Tuesday Reviews Day, I saw my first and
it was the only movie of all of twenty twenty
five that I'm giving five stars to. Whoa You Never Did,
Never Do is a movie and I did not plan
to watch it. Maybe I do in the podcast today. Regardless,
I watched my first five star movie.
Speaker 3 (13:21):
I have so many things to talk about.
Speaker 2 (13:24):
The segment we didn't do before the break, which Lunchbox suggested,
was let's debate if Morgan's going to get engaged? And
Amy is the one that said, hey, we shouldn't.
Speaker 5 (13:33):
Do it, yeah, because he wanted everyone to go around
and give their percentages, like what's the.
Speaker 4 (13:38):
Likelihood Morgan's going to get engaged?
Speaker 5 (13:40):
And I felt like I really didn't think it was
going to happen, but small chance that it would happen.
Speaker 7 (13:47):
I wouldn't want to ruin that.
Speaker 5 (13:49):
For her boyfriend if he heard that, and it's like, oh, well, great,
now they're all talking about how one hundred percent she's
going to get engaged, because I know Lunchbox probably thought
it was one hundred percent.
Speaker 3 (13:57):
He told one hundred. I was about eighty eight.
Speaker 7 (13:58):
Okay, I was at like five.
Speaker 5 (14:00):
But I just felt like it was so close to
like what if it actually did happen, I wouldn't want to,
you know, disrupt any of his plans, Like I don't
know how he would feel about that.
Speaker 2 (14:11):
So Morgan got engaged over Christmas? All right, Morgan, Lunchbox,
your thoughts.
Speaker 8 (14:18):
This might be the most predictable engagement we've ever had
in the world. Like, I mean, it was just, I mean,
it was so easily predicted. We all knew it was happening.
Speaker 3 (14:28):
And it's just Amy was a five percent.
Speaker 5 (14:29):
To be fair, Chris, I thought I knew that she
felt like he was the one and it would likely happen.
Speaker 7 (14:35):
I did. I was not on the train that it
was happening Christmas break.
Speaker 8 (14:38):
Well, let's just go over the timeline. He's about to
leave Nashville. He's given up on life, like he's moving
back home with.
Speaker 10 (14:43):
Mom and dad.
Speaker 3 (14:44):
And he talked, I don't know if that's true.
Speaker 8 (14:46):
He no, no, he talked to the man upstairs, like
at nine to thirty pm, he said, give me a
sign that I'm supposed to say at stay in Nashville.
Two hours later at the bar, he meets Morgan. Oh yeah,
and then he's about to be homeless. He's losing his place.
He's like, hey, can I move in with you?
Speaker 10 (15:04):
Moves in with Morgan. Christmas comes around, He's like, man,
I don't know what to get her. I know, I
know what. She'll take a ring. But it was like
it was all right out there. I mean, five months
and we're engaged. It's crazy.
Speaker 7 (15:17):
It was longer than five months, the.
Speaker 8 (15:18):
Most predictable engagement in the history of engage.
Speaker 6 (15:22):
How long was it?
Speaker 3 (15:23):
Well, let's talk to Morgan. Guys.
Speaker 4 (15:25):
Okay, yeah, this was great. He was talking about me
without my input.
Speaker 8 (15:28):
First of all, congratulations, that's not first of all, that's
like ninth of all.
Speaker 3 (15:33):
You just did like eight things.
Speaker 10 (15:34):
I'm very happy for you, excited for you.
Speaker 2 (15:37):
But man, this was like okay, so Morgan, over to you.
You have the no interrupting stack knowledge bock, did you
know coming.
Speaker 10 (15:46):
Go ahead?
Speaker 3 (15:46):
Morgan?
Speaker 12 (15:47):
Yeah, we got engaged and it was awesome. I was
completely surprised, surprised and not knowing when it was going
to happen. We had gone and look at rings together, so.
Speaker 3 (15:56):
I knew we were going to told us that. Okay, no,
that was something we did.
Speaker 12 (16:00):
We only went once, and I just I had no
idea what I wanted. I had no idea even about
an engagement ring. I'd never looked at engagement rings. So
we went and looked and that was, I guess all
he needed. And then he decided to propose. He wanted
it to be around my family. He wanted it to
be a complete surprise. It's very difficult to surprise me
because I'm I ask a lot of questions and I'm
(16:21):
very inquisitive. And he also wanted it to be a
really pretty scene in him and I both really loved Christmas.
Speaker 3 (16:26):
So it was perfect where what talent you do?
Speaker 4 (16:28):
Then it was in.
Speaker 12 (16:29):
Wichita and it happened at Botanica, which is like a
family tradition for us. We go every year as a
family to it's like Botanica gardens that they do two
million Christmas lights. And my sister and brother in law
were also in on it and they helped him scope
it out to find the best spot for the proposal.
Speaker 3 (16:46):
Is it a botanical gardens?
Speaker 4 (16:47):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (16:48):
Got it? And you didn't know? Your parents? Did they know?
He asked my dad, But did did they know it
was coming that night?
Speaker 4 (16:55):
He didn't.
Speaker 12 (16:55):
He said yes, and obviously he knew it was going
to happen, but he also wanted it to be a
surprise for my mom, So my mom did not know.
Speaker 3 (17:02):
Was he acting weird leading up to it?
Speaker 2 (17:06):
No?
Speaker 12 (17:07):
Not until the very like last, as we're getting ready
to go to Botanica garden, I caught him like sitting
on the bed.
Speaker 7 (17:13):
It's called Botanica.
Speaker 2 (17:16):
That's why it's.
Speaker 12 (17:19):
Called it is botanical gardens, so it's called Botanica.
Speaker 3 (17:23):
That makes sense for us.
Speaker 7 (17:25):
Was like Italian, yes you no, I'll just say Botanica.
Speaker 12 (17:29):
When we were about to leave, he was sitting on
the bed and he was just kind of staring and
his eyes were closed, and I walked in.
Speaker 4 (17:35):
I was like, are you okay? Are you good? He's
like I was just.
Speaker 12 (17:38):
Contemplating my outfit for tonight. And I was like, that
was a little strange. And that was the only moment
where I was like that was a little weird. And
then I started to pick up on little weird things throughout,
like my sister kept looking around when we were at
the Gardens lunchbox and that at that point, I was like, Okay,
that's weird. Who are you looking for? Everybody's here and
so I can look back and see all the things.
(17:59):
But I wasn't piecing it together because I didn't expect
it to happen at that moment.
Speaker 3 (18:04):
Lunchbox, you get one thing to say positive.
Speaker 10 (18:07):
No, I'm just happy for you.
Speaker 3 (18:09):
There you go. That's what.
Speaker 1 (18:11):
We'll do.
Speaker 10 (18:12):
You have an what did you get you for Christmas?
Speaker 12 (18:15):
There's another gift? It was It was something custom that
was special.
Speaker 3 (18:18):
Tests that's cool.
Speaker 10 (18:20):
I just wondered, So does that mean now he doesn't
have to favor rent?
Speaker 4 (18:24):
No, you share this homeless thing.
Speaker 3 (18:27):
I've not heard the home. He had a literal that's
Ray's story for sure.
Speaker 10 (18:34):
No, I know he's but this was a lot. I mean,
I'm just saying.
Speaker 4 (18:37):
It wasn't similar.
Speaker 12 (18:38):
He literally lived in an apartment and his lease was
ending and he could either continue it or not, and
he chose not to. We chose to move in together.
He still had the money to pay for an apartment.
Speaker 3 (18:48):
So we say, but that's all we do on this show.
Speaker 5 (18:52):
Say, why would you say he does like lunchbox? He
has a job, so like, where does his money go?
Speaker 10 (18:58):
So we say, I mean, it's just it was. I'm
so happy for you.
Speaker 8 (19:05):
I'm glad you sound it just I don't know we all,
I mean, you guys all saw it right, Like the predictability, No,
what is that song on the show, A little predictability,
the people.
Speaker 3 (19:19):
The evening TV in full House.
Speaker 2 (19:23):
I think predictability in the way of like they had
been together a while. How long have you guys been together?
Speaker 4 (19:29):
It's been about ten months.
Speaker 3 (19:30):
Fun, that's an adequate time, almost a year.
Speaker 10 (19:33):
And also I feel like I feel like it.
Speaker 5 (19:35):
Is almost a year years literally your lunch bus had
five months exactly.
Speaker 10 (19:40):
She went to him, was like, look, how did you
let Abby engage for us? What's going on.
Speaker 2 (19:46):
And then he was like, all right, fine, Oh you
think the pressure from Abby getting engaged was then on him?
Speaker 8 (19:51):
Yeah, Like she was like, hello, what are you doing?
And so then he was like, okay, I don't know
it just it's okay.
Speaker 12 (19:58):
That's also now what happened. We went and looked at ring.
It was in October, and from that moment forward he
was working with one of my friends in a jeweler
to design the ring. So it's been in the works
before that happened. There was no thing around her engagement whatsoever,
completely separate.
Speaker 4 (20:13):
So let's not do that as.
Speaker 3 (20:14):
Much of a hater Abby's engagement. I forget no.
Speaker 10 (20:17):
I mean he.
Speaker 7 (20:18):
Probably just didn't have the time.
Speaker 5 (20:19):
He's hated on everything. Like when I got engaged twenty
years ago, he was hating all the.
Speaker 3 (20:23):
Girls had a two week break.
Speaker 10 (20:27):
I did not hate on yours. Yours was like three weeks,
and we all hated on yours. We were shot. And
then the fact you came in.
Speaker 7 (20:32):
And said hate on it, but you all hate I.
Speaker 10 (20:34):
Hate it, well, Bobby was included.
Speaker 8 (20:38):
And the back when you announced that I'm getting married
on New Year's Eve, I was like, oh my gosh,
this is the worst engagement ever.
Speaker 10 (20:43):
That was what I was really frustrated about. So, yeahsrated.
I don't know him. I don't know if I hated
on Abby's because.
Speaker 8 (20:51):
I mean, what they already they've been together for like
twelve years, and.
Speaker 3 (20:56):
I don't know that. More than that, I think you nailed.
Speaker 10 (20:59):
Abby's been together for three years.
Speaker 3 (21:01):
How long it has been together? No, it's been two
It has been two years.
Speaker 10 (21:04):
It has been a long time.
Speaker 3 (21:06):
Well, look, everybody's happy. We're good.
Speaker 8 (21:08):
Well we're going to say that you said, but you
said but earlier before, if he wants you to be
on his helme.
Speaker 3 (21:14):
Team, we'll talk more about this on the podcast check
it out.
Speaker 10 (21:17):
But we're all happy for right, Yes, we're all very happy.
Speaker 2 (21:20):
Absolutely, But I did want to say that was the
bit we talked about. We were like, we're not doing
this bit, but we may tell you on the other side,
and that's what it was. Amy said, we're not doing
that bit.
Speaker 12 (21:27):
I am glad you guys didn't do it, just for
the fact that it would have put me on a track.
Since he was doing it, I would have been like, oh,
maybe it is going to happen at Christmas. And honestly,
I just he wanted to completely surprise me, and that's
that's what he accomplished.
Speaker 3 (21:39):
Congratulations, No, nothing else, Lunchboks.
Speaker 10 (21:41):
I'm not show the ring to the camera.
Speaker 3 (21:43):
Where's the congratulations there?
Speaker 5 (21:45):
It is.
Speaker 2 (21:53):
The bit of the question, Hello, Bobby Bones, I'm thirty two,
just found out and be a dad first kid.
Speaker 3 (22:07):
Still feel surreal. I didn't grow up with the dad
he wasn't around.
Speaker 2 (22:10):
How do you navigate all these new feelings in the beginning,
the fear of the pressure. Also, how did you tell
your family? I want this moment to be special, but
I also don't want to feel the weight of expectations.
I signed soon to be dad. I don't have right
answers on this. I really didn't have to tell my family.
I didn't have a lot of family to tell. We
called Keith Arkansas Keith and he was like, oh yeah,
(22:31):
how about that, because I think they just kind of
gave up and Arkansas Keith was my stepdad at one point.
But we called her family bam bam bam. But I
think to her, never tell you the story about me
recording her parents. So I was in charge of when
we told them. It was on FaceTime, and it was
on her phone. Her mom and her dad were together
(22:51):
and we told him that she's pregnant, and I was
in charge of recording their reaction, and I guess I accidentally.
Speaker 3 (22:57):
Hit record before I was supposed to hit record.
Speaker 2 (23:00):
Then when I hit record, I was turning it off,
so I missed them in all their reaction. But then
I hit record to turn it off and I thought
it was on. So what I did record was them
after their reaction, So.
Speaker 9 (23:12):
You had no footage of the action, nothing, only before
and after you had one job.
Speaker 2 (23:17):
Yes, totally screwed that up. Don't put all these pressures
on yourself right now. It's all gonna happen anyway. I
don't know how to be a dad. I'm not a
dad yet, but all this stuff, there's going to be
a time and place for it. But it's not productive
to penalize yourself for something that hasn't happened yet.
Speaker 3 (23:34):
So don't do that to yourself.
Speaker 2 (23:36):
Don't hold yourself accountable for something you haven't even done
wrong yet. I think all that's natural, though. I mean, Eddie,
you could speak to it. You were a first time
dad the first time.
Speaker 6 (23:43):
Yeah, I don't think anyone is ready to be a
dad like I definitely was ready to be a dad.
Speaker 3 (23:47):
But you figure it out, man, and it's an awesome thing.
Speaker 6 (23:50):
And you're gonna think that everything is impossible, but it's
not and it all works out.
Speaker 2 (23:54):
How do you navigate all the new feelings? I think
you don't have the opportunity to not navigate them, so
you just know they're gonna come. And again, don't penalize
yourself before you even do anything wrong.
Speaker 3 (24:05):
I think that's a big part of life.
Speaker 2 (24:07):
Don't beat yourself up before it's time, too, because sometimes
you beat yourself up and you don't even need to
beat yourself up whenever it comes, because you actually a
better job than you.
Speaker 3 (24:13):
Thought you were going to.
Speaker 6 (24:14):
I think community is big too, Like ask your buddies
who are other dads too?
Speaker 3 (24:17):
Like, Hey, what do you do here? I ain't doing that?
Hey man, I'm here whenever you need me.
Speaker 4 (24:21):
I'm good though, You're just gonna figure it out.
Speaker 3 (24:23):
I don't have any buddies I'm gonna go to I'm
right here, right here. I'm all good. Hey, thank you though,
thank you for offering. I'm all good.
Speaker 2 (24:31):
Just know this is all normal and natural. That's super
exciting for you. It's very normal. It's very natural. But
don't hold don't be mean to yourself because something hasn't
happened yet. So you got this. There are much dumber
people than you that have been great dads. That's what
I say to myself.
Speaker 3 (24:45):
That is true. There are way dumber friends of yours
that have been good dads. So they can do it.
You can do it. All right, there you go, All right,
it's time to play the Bobby feud.
Speaker 10 (24:56):
We have.
Speaker 2 (24:58):
Top New Year's resolutions for twenty twenties just gin pop.
A survey found the top ten New Year's resolutions for
Americans in twenty twenty six.
Speaker 3 (25:07):
It'll go Amy, Lunchbox, Eddie, Mike. Who's first? Though, Amy, Amy,
you are first. Let's play the few ten answers on
the board.
Speaker 2 (25:14):
Go ahead, Uh, lose weight, lose weight, show me lose weight.
Speaker 3 (25:24):
Lose weight at number one, lose weight, diet and.
Speaker 4 (25:26):
Exercise, figured save money.
Speaker 2 (25:31):
Show me save money, save money or payoff debts or loans.
Speaker 4 (25:40):
Less screen time, show me yeah that.
Speaker 3 (25:47):
They are getting and everything. Yep, number five, you have
eight points so far more.
Speaker 9 (25:57):
Family time, me, family time? What's wrong with people? Over
to lunchbox. Lunchbox, she only has nine points. Ten answers
are on the board taught New Year's resolutions for twenty
twenty six.
Speaker 8 (26:17):
Yeah, she took all three of the ones I had
written down. So we'll go with switch careers. Gosh, I
just had that one.
Speaker 3 (26:29):
Show me switch careers. Wow, wow, Yes, switch careers comes
in at get a new job number two. There you go,
oh number two?
Speaker 10 (26:43):
All right? All right?
Speaker 3 (26:46):
Uh, you're gonna.
Speaker 10 (26:48):
Stay in touch with friends.
Speaker 8 (26:49):
More connection, connection with your friends, more, show me connection
with friends.
Speaker 3 (26:58):
I Lunch talks are two points, Eddie.
Speaker 2 (27:00):
There are four answers off the board, diet and exercise,
get a new job, reduced screen time, and pay off
debts or loans. We're looking at the top ten New
Year's resolutions for Americans at twenty twenty six.
Speaker 3 (27:11):
What do you have? Gosh, not much. They took a
lot of the good ones. But give me.
Speaker 8 (27:16):
Move to a new city, show me move.
Speaker 5 (27:25):
All right.
Speaker 2 (27:25):
Points are doubled round two of three, Amy, over to
you eat healthier.
Speaker 3 (27:32):
You said diet, right, Yeah, who said diet? You said that?
I said lose weight, diet and exercise.
Speaker 5 (27:39):
All those were my bad dang, because you may want
to just eat more nutritious and not lose any weight?
Speaker 3 (27:46):
Yes, yes, yes, Lunchbox, dang, I'm an idiot. Travel more,
show me travel more?
Speaker 2 (27:56):
How was it?
Speaker 3 (27:57):
Eddie? Points are doubled. You have zero points.
Speaker 6 (28:00):
Yet some people they just drink too much and they're like,
you know what, not this year, I'm gonna drink less.
Speaker 2 (28:04):
Good one, show me less sorry alcohol, show me less alcohol?
Speaker 3 (28:10):
Who number four? Answer? Hey? Eight points? The top five
are off the board. Talk about here, Eddie? How you
feeling not great?
Speaker 6 (28:20):
I have one written down, but Lunchbox kind of touched
on it. He said, be closer to your friends. I'm
gonna go one step further and say make new friends.
Speaker 3 (28:34):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (28:39):
Points are tripled, Amy, you are in the lead. Yeah,
you have nine points. Five answers off the board. Diet,
an exercise, get a new job, or do screen time?
Stop drinking alcohol, pay off debts or loans read more.
Oh that's a good one.
Speaker 4 (28:53):
I feel like you're tricking me now.
Speaker 3 (28:55):
No, it's a good one. And I say that it
didn't make.
Speaker 4 (28:57):
It turn it. I'm out.
Speaker 10 (29:03):
No, you're not.
Speaker 3 (29:04):
I'm out.
Speaker 10 (29:05):
Amy only got two points, so.
Speaker 3 (29:06):
I gotta get one. Well, come on, what do you
got I'm trying to think.
Speaker 11 (29:12):
Right now.
Speaker 8 (29:13):
Yeah, Eddie, I'm trying to think new year, knew you.
And when you say new you, you're gonna get out
of that bad relationship. You're gonna get that new partner
that just come up, that just came up.
Speaker 10 (29:30):
You're gonna get out of that bad relationship.
Speaker 8 (29:32):
You're gonna get work on you.
Speaker 3 (29:35):
Let's go. You've said a lot of things that says
like eighty.
Speaker 8 (29:40):
So your answer is that new relationship, partner getting a
new relationship.
Speaker 3 (29:49):
So lunch is out. Eddiet's over here, you can win.
Speaker 2 (29:53):
I had getting your boyfriend pretty much the lunch and
Morgan just lose over and over again.
Speaker 9 (29:57):
Mike.
Speaker 3 (29:57):
They are they the ones bouncing it out?
Speaker 4 (29:59):
Yeah, find a lover.
Speaker 3 (30:00):
So I'm pretty stress free here because I mean, yeah,
he's only you're in. But you want to win, right,
I do want to win that. You guys got the
top five.
Speaker 6 (30:08):
Okay, I got something go ahead, learn to do something new.
Speaker 3 (30:13):
Oh, come on, I thought reading was really good. I
was surprised it didn't make it.
Speaker 2 (30:19):
I am too, learn to do something new.
Speaker 4 (30:25):
No.
Speaker 3 (30:26):
So, first of all, our winner is Amy at number six.
Speaker 2 (30:29):
A little more specific order less uber eates or DoorDash
that is specific at number seven, This was Amy's word
a couple of years ago.
Speaker 3 (30:39):
Drink more water at number eight, donate more? Okay, that
never cross my mind. That was not on my radar.
Anything else come to your mind for at the last
two Morgan, you didn't place or anything that you would.
Speaker 4 (30:56):
Have said, stay off your phone.
Speaker 3 (30:58):
Look, we did reduce screen time.
Speaker 2 (30:59):
Okay, shopless, choplift that's Amazon.
Speaker 3 (31:06):
Get a new pet. Uh number nine, get more sleep?
Oh good one?
Speaker 2 (31:12):
And what screams Amy, because number two get a therapist. Boom,
go to therapy, ustling and there she is our winner
of game one of twenty twenty six. It is Amy,
great job. Are you guilty of being a velcrow parent?
What do you think that is?
Speaker 4 (31:30):
By the way, attached to your kids too much?
Speaker 2 (31:32):
A velcrol parent's a caregiver who remains constantly attached to
their child. It can be physically, emotionally or mentally. The
parents sticks to their child like velcrow, and they intervene
rather than allow the kid to handle it go through
tough things on their own.
Speaker 3 (31:46):
That way, they can be close.
Speaker 2 (31:47):
If they's disappointment, frustration, anger, confusion, boredom, et cetera. Huffington Post,
Are you a velcrow? Parent Amy, Nope, you let them
go mess up.
Speaker 4 (31:55):
Definitely not.
Speaker 5 (31:56):
I can not be a vel parent. I think certain situations,
not all. In certain situations. There was one recently where
I definitely wanted to swoop in, and I took everything
in me not too.
Speaker 4 (32:09):
I had to practice stay on and.
Speaker 2 (32:10):
You didn't because you saw long term benefits of you
not jumping in in them learning yes for themselves.
Speaker 5 (32:15):
Yeah, I just I had to just keep saying over
and over, stay on your side of the street, stay
on your side.
Speaker 4 (32:20):
Of the street.
Speaker 2 (32:21):
Now you're not being literal. They weren't being abducted on
the other side of the street, and you just didn't
jump into help.
Speaker 5 (32:25):
In that case, I would intervene one hundred percent. This
was a situation where I needed to just stay on
my side of the street, and I was very proud
of myself.
Speaker 3 (32:36):
So vel girl parent probably the cousin a helicopter parent.
Speaker 6 (32:39):
It's different though, right because one of them hovers the
other one sticks.
Speaker 2 (32:44):
Yeah, I think Belco's a little more intense, Eddie. I
feel like you're at least a little more Belcrow than
Amy is.
Speaker 3 (32:49):
Honestly, man, I'm not I try to be, but I
don't think my kids, let me stick to them. Are
you a helicopter? No? No, no, no, okay, oh my god.
Speaker 2 (32:58):
No you are yeah, your denial parents, yea denial.
Speaker 6 (33:03):
My technique is to not let them do things like
like you know, so like if social media is an issue,
then you're not going to get Instagram Like, we're not
going to do that. And so in that case, like
they're just not going to get into that trouble.
Speaker 3 (33:17):
But when they go to school and they have a problem,
like with a.
Speaker 6 (33:19):
Friend or whatever, I try to be like, hey, man,
talk to me, let's do it, like I'd love to
help you with this.
Speaker 3 (33:23):
They're like, no, I'm good, dad, I got so. I
try to be velcro, but they don't want.
Speaker 5 (33:27):
I don't think offering feedback if you're asking is being velcrow.
I think if they have a situation at school and
you're like, hey, if you want to talk about it,
I'm here, would you like feedback on it? That's being supportive.
Speaker 3 (33:39):
Give yourself a name? Then what kind of parent are you?
Speaker 2 (33:41):
If you were to have a velcrow helicopter, it can
be anything, something that doesn't even exist. What would you say?
Because I think whenever you got a struggle for what happened?
Speaker 3 (33:54):
What you say? My ladya up base?
Speaker 4 (34:00):
Mine might depend on the day. I'm fluid.
Speaker 5 (34:04):
You're a fluid parent, yeah, like I can be what
what version's going to show up today?
Speaker 4 (34:11):
No, just kidding. I try to be consistent as possible.
Speaker 3 (34:13):
But you know we slip up, eddie. What would you
say about you?
Speaker 6 (34:19):
Maybe like a pickleball parent, or like pickleball is a
cool sport, right, Like I think I'm a cool dad,
but then but they don't really think I'm cool.
Speaker 3 (34:28):
Just like people don't think pickleballs cool. They don't play it.
If you play, it's like this is the coolest thing
in the world. But if you know, you're like, okay,
nerds over there, old people. Right, So you're the pickleball parent.
I'm a pickleball parent. That's pretty good. I try my best.
Speaker 2 (34:42):
You do, try to do cool things with your oldest kid.
I try to be cool with him, and he's like, dad, stop,
they're boys.
Speaker 3 (34:47):
Like if they're like one of them. I see him
texting a girl, I'm like, dude, Hey, you want to
talk to me.
Speaker 2 (34:51):
About Oh No, I can help you talk about girls,
but not I can help you pick up the girl.
Speaker 6 (34:55):
No, I can help you, Like, like you're struggling texting
with a girl, I'll tell you what to say. Oh, like,
this is cool parenting.
Speaker 4 (35:04):
What do you tell him to say?
Speaker 6 (35:06):
I think he always says, leave me alone, dad, Okay, fine, fine,
you know I got your mind right.
Speaker 3 (35:10):
That's what you said. I got her. I got her. Yes,
you're only here because I got her exactly.
Speaker 5 (35:17):
I do like it that Eddie's at least trying to
be involved in that way, because some parents just get
uncomfortable with any talk like that and they just don't
even talk about it. So I think it's cute that
Eddie tries to insert himself and then his son is like, no,
I'm good.
Speaker 2 (35:32):
You know, we just bought it because we're gonna have
a baby soon. We bought a thing that you put
a super baby in in the bathtub. You can't put
them in the bathtub by themselves. I mean not by themselves.
You can't even they don't even take bad. You gotta
put them in like a smaller thing to go in
the bathtub, like a strainer. It looks like a strainer,
like I'm strained spaghetti. You put them in the strain.
You put a super baby in the strainer to give
him a bath and super baby because it's a little
(35:55):
little baby baby.
Speaker 4 (35:55):
Yeah, some people don't super baby sounds it's.
Speaker 5 (35:58):
A big super baby, but you mean it's tiniest super
baby that baby.
Speaker 4 (36:04):
So it goes in the bathtub. I just figured.
Speaker 5 (36:06):
I don't know because I never had a newborn baby,
but like I just always see people bathe them in
the sink and stuff.
Speaker 3 (36:10):
It's easier to do it.
Speaker 2 (36:12):
Sure if you want to, you know, get them up
with your oatmeal bowls. But we have a for the bathtub.
We bought this thing that you put it in. It
kind of looks like a salad strainer that that's tall.
I guess you put them. I'm gonna you know, I'm
gonna let the baby swim. Don't you just throw the man?
They do that, don't throw them in. Just see what
happened they do that? You know, like the Nirvana cover
(36:34):
of the baby swimming, that's what they do. That's like
a toddler though, right, or like a four year old.
Speaker 3 (36:39):
That's a super baby. Oh man.
Speaker 5 (36:41):
Yeah, so that we just got to some people give
birth in water. Yeah, baby comes.
Speaker 4 (36:44):
Out in the water.
Speaker 3 (36:47):
Like you think about that.
Speaker 5 (36:49):
I'm always interested because I'm intrigued by it. They set
up like a little blow up hot tub looking thing
in their bedroom, which I would offer that over thing
in my bed, Like.
Speaker 4 (37:01):
I had a friend that gave.
Speaker 3 (37:04):
I don't want to do it at the house.
Speaker 2 (37:05):
Oh well, even when you say that, it's like if
we're going to do it at the house on a tub,
which we're not, and there's no judgment here, we're not
doing it in the bedroom.
Speaker 5 (37:12):
Yeah, well, my friend specifically wanted to do it. Yes,
it was a full circle moment, and she was like,
there's nothing more you know, sacred or intimate than like
our bed is. So she wanted the baby to be
born there, and she had mirrors in everything.
Speaker 2 (37:32):
Wife, there is not a wrong, but there's very few wrongs.
Just because I don't quite understand doesn't mean it's wrong.
But that we that's ruined, right, that's dead.
Speaker 5 (37:41):
Well they put down special It doesn't matter.
Speaker 2 (37:44):
You're telling me stuff ain't getting through. You can tarp
that thing four times. Stuff still getting through. But there's
a lot of stuff going through.
Speaker 3 (37:49):
We talked many about water still got under the af
through a big storm.
Speaker 5 (37:52):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (37:53):
Yeah, the dark stories behind Disney movies.
Speaker 3 (37:57):
I didn't know a lot of this.
Speaker 2 (37:58):
Number one, Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs in the
original fairy tale, the huntsmen bring the evil queen the
lungs and liver of a boar, and she eats them,
believing did the lungs and liver of snow White?
Speaker 3 (38:11):
You can't put that in there.
Speaker 2 (38:12):
At the end of the story, snow White and the
Prince punish the queen by making her wear red hot
iron shoes, and they make her dance at their wedding
until she dies.
Speaker 3 (38:22):
Dang, that's dark. It is dark.
Speaker 2 (38:25):
They put fire iron on her feet and make her
dance till she dies.
Speaker 3 (38:30):
That's something.
Speaker 4 (38:30):
This is very vengeance twisted.
Speaker 3 (38:33):
Number two.
Speaker 2 (38:33):
This is the original stories that end up being Disney movies.
Sleeping Beauty. The Prince doesn't kiss the sleeping princess. He
impregnates her while she's sleeping, no way, and she doesn't
wake up until she gives birth to twins and one
of them sucks on her finger to remove the cursed splinter.
Speaker 4 (38:52):
What I'm weird A doubt who wrote that?
Speaker 3 (38:55):
Yeah, I wouldn't have green lit that cartoon.
Speaker 2 (38:57):
Well they did, they didn't, That's why they change that.
The next one Cinderella. In the fairy tale, the Ugly
Stepsisters cut off parts of their feet to make the
glass slipper fit. That makes sense, but they take a
knife and cut off toes. Don't just cram them in,
because in the movie they cram them in and at
Cinderella's wedding birds pick out their eyes.
Speaker 3 (39:18):
Heck out, I guess the Ugly Stepsister the Little Mermaid.
Speaker 2 (39:24):
In the original Hans Christian Anderson story, the Mermaid does
not get her man, he marries someone else. After he
marries someone else, she has the option of becoming a
mermaid again if she kills them and his new bride
whoa So she's a human, but she.
Speaker 3 (39:41):
Doesn't have Mandy to be with.
Speaker 2 (39:43):
So it's well, you can go back to being a mermaid,
but you got to kill them, and she can't bring
herself to do it, so she turns into Seafoam, her
ultimate curse. I feel like this could be a movie.
That's a terrible ending to a movie. She's just Seafoam
falls in love with the guy. The guy marries somebody.
Speaker 5 (39:58):
Else but murder murdering the So who who got their
hands on these? And they're like, hey, I know that
this is how the story goes. But if we just
change this detail, somebody like, we can make it a
kid's movie.
Speaker 2 (40:10):
Book Tangled, But Tangled is the story of that's correct,
who have the really long hair? In Rapunzel the original story,
the Witch learns of Rapunzel's affair with the prince, so
she cuts her hair and banishes her. Then the witch
blinds the prince with the scissors that she cuts Rapunzel's
hair with by jabbing them into his eyeballs.
Speaker 3 (40:31):
Whoa.
Speaker 2 (40:32):
Rapunzel and the prince eventually do find each other, but
the prince has no eyes. Dang dude. Well, it's like
you can't tell us the happy story all right, because
I imagine there are sickos now that write horror movies and books,
and but these are supposed to be happy stories.
Speaker 5 (40:50):
And why are all of them this way?
Speaker 2 (40:54):
In?
Speaker 9 (40:55):
Pinocchio want to know, actually.
Speaker 3 (41:02):
You want to check out.
Speaker 2 (41:04):
In the book, Pinocchio gets tired of Jimminy Cricket trying
to give him advice, so he kills him.
Speaker 3 (41:10):
I mean, jim Cricket is kind of annoying. Cricket doesn't
even have a name in the book. He's just referred
to as a talking cricket that gets killed. He's like,
shut up cricket.
Speaker 2 (41:19):
Page four, Mulan and this is ancient Chinese. In the
Ballad of Mulan, when the true identity of the title
character is revealed, she's told she has to become a
concubine to the emperor. You know what that is? A concubine.
It's like a woman. A woman is like one of
the many wise he just has with. In an act
(41:42):
of defiance, she kills herself. No, Christina Aguilar is singing
that one. And then, finally, in the Hunchback of Notre
Dame in the book, Esmerelda is hanged for the attempted
murder of.
Speaker 3 (41:57):
Phoebus. I don't know.
Speaker 2 (41:58):
I don't know even the follow did it. Quasimoto kills
Frolo then jumps into a mass grade with Esmeralda's body
to die.
Speaker 3 (42:05):
I don't know. That could be the actual story. I
don't know. The Hunchback in ye, I don't know that one. Igor,
so be happy.
Speaker 2 (42:12):
These aren't your Disney movies that stabbing the eyeballs out
and putting the hot iron shoes on the print, making
the queen die by dancing in the mouth and the worst.
Speaker 5 (42:21):
The worst one for sure is impregnating like you didn't
he didn't kiss Aria to do it, which she didn't
wake up till she was giving birth.
Speaker 3 (42:29):
Yeah, that's crazy. That's a tough one too. Anyway, I
don't know now. I'm glad they didn't turn out that way.
I don't think they have made it to us.
Speaker 6 (42:38):
You imagine explaining your kid what's going on when you're
watching the old cartoon.
Speaker 3 (42:43):
See she's asleep, but.
Speaker 4 (42:47):
Wake up, wake up?
Speaker 13 (42:49):
In the radio hunchbox, Morgan Steve Red, how's trying to
put you through?
Speaker 1 (43:03):
Fuck?
Speaker 13 (43:04):
He's running this week's next bit, and Bobby's.
Speaker 2 (43:06):
On the box, so you know what this is.
Speaker 13 (43:11):
This is the Bobby Ball.
Speaker 3 (43:15):
And now for the Morning Corny.
Speaker 5 (43:20):
The Morning Corny, what's a spiders New Year's resolution?
Speaker 3 (43:24):
What's a Spider's New Year's resolution?
Speaker 4 (43:27):
To spend less time on the web?
Speaker 3 (43:33):
That was the Morning Corny? Back everybody, Bobby Bone showad
Sorry up Today.
Speaker 8 (43:41):
This story comes us from Florida. A thirty nine year
old woman was headed to court because she stole twenty
nine million dollars from the government. And as she's pulling
into the courthouse, they have a license plate reader, and
it went off stolen vehicle.
Speaker 10 (43:55):
Stolen vehicle.
Speaker 8 (43:57):
So she got out of the car and cops like, hey,
we need to detain you.
Speaker 10 (44:00):
You know why, she goes, Yeah, cars stolen.
Speaker 3 (44:03):
Oh okay, she knew.
Speaker 2 (44:04):
Wait if she stole all the money, why she's also
stole the car? If she had all the money, No, no, no,
she was going to trial. Yeah, but I'm saying, if
she stole.
Speaker 4 (44:10):
All that money, why not buy your own car?
Speaker 9 (44:12):
You have it.
Speaker 3 (44:12):
You just stole twenty plus million dollars.
Speaker 10 (44:14):
Oh good point?
Speaker 4 (44:15):
Was she robbing to give to the poor?
Speaker 3 (44:18):
She's robbin Hood, don't think so? Justice Justice for Robinette Hood.
Speaker 2 (44:23):
Yeah, okay, I'm just confused.
Speaker 3 (44:25):
Whyf you have all that money while you're also going
to steal a car. Maybe it's not about the money many.
Speaker 8 (44:31):
Yeah, okay, I'm lunch boxed. That's your bonehead story of
the day.
Speaker 2 (44:36):
So something Edie thought was sweet turns out he now
thinks is rude and has to do with your vision.
Speaker 6 (44:40):
Yeah. I was telling Morgan, I'm just kind of talking
about how like, I'm just struggling with my vision. So
I use my glasses to read stuff off my computer.
Speaker 2 (44:49):
Here glasses, look, I think everybody's entitled their own style.
Your glasses don't fit anything else that you do. They
look like meme all glasses.
Speaker 14 (44:56):
Well, I just do it like that because it's like bifocals, right,
Like put them on the end of your nose, at
the edge of my nose, so I look like ell
at Aville in.
Speaker 3 (45:02):
One hundred and one Dalmatians.
Speaker 6 (45:04):
But I can still see far so I look up
above them, right. So anyway, so Morgan is like, do
you want me to send emails to you, like in
big fonts? And I was like, well, that's really considerate
of you. But then I'm like, wait a second, that's rude,
Like I don't need I can still see my emails,
and she's gonna send them in like twenty four font
I'm good.
Speaker 2 (45:23):
Your glasses are so weird looking that I think it
makes us care more about your vision.
Speaker 6 (45:29):
What do you want me to wear?
Speaker 3 (45:30):
It's like a performance when you put them on.
Speaker 6 (45:32):
I do have these other ones that are like Jeffrey Dahmer,
you know, like bigger, you know, like eighties.
Speaker 5 (45:37):
That's like when I wore wine like that, y'all said,
I look like a serial killer.
Speaker 4 (45:40):
Yeah, So I haven't worn.
Speaker 3 (45:41):
Them since telling me this room's judgmental and what people wear.
Speaker 5 (45:44):
Yeah, no, And then what Eddie needs to get is
the kind that I did have, which I have since lost,
and I'm really annoyed by it because they were expensive,
but they're progressive glasses.
Speaker 4 (45:53):
Eddie.
Speaker 5 (45:53):
We're up top, there's like nothing, so you're good, like
you don't have to put it down on your nose
because I get what you're saying. You just need them
to read. But then down at the very bottom it
has the prescription so.
Speaker 3 (46:04):
You can like the mullet of glasses.
Speaker 5 (46:06):
Yes, it's like a mullet of glasses. And I had
some and they were well, they were darker. And then
Bobby was thought I was copying him, which I wasn't,
because they were tor to.
Speaker 2 (46:16):
Show the same big frames, big dark round fell.
Speaker 14 (46:21):
I thought you were, Bobby when you walk, I thought
it was a mirror. I was like, why did they
put a mirror in the studio.
Speaker 7 (46:25):
But now, come to think of it, you know how
I just said I lost them.
Speaker 4 (46:28):
Now I have a theory that just popped in my head.
Speaker 6 (46:30):
What Bobby took them to them to take them and
break them.
Speaker 2 (46:35):
I don't have time, I don't have time for hijinks
around here. You guys do too much. Hi, I don't
do hyjiins around here. Okay, I'm all for hijinks, like to.
Speaker 3 (46:41):
Bring in there. You guys have drama. I don't do hikinks.
Speaker 5 (46:44):
It was one of the great mysteries for me last year.
They just disappeared and I can't anywhere. Yes, well, they're
regret like a top no prescription down body, so someone
else might be able to put them on, and they
just think they're wearing them and they're cool.
Speaker 7 (46:57):
They when they look down, they're like, oh, magnified.
Speaker 3 (47:00):
I'm all at glasses. Yeah, so I don't know where
they are. I had nothing to do with I would
steal your glasses.
Speaker 4 (47:05):
It's just a theory Popps in my head. Just now
how to say it?
Speaker 3 (47:07):
That is interesting? You guys are always have no good
around here? What morgan?
Speaker 15 (47:10):
Can I also add that Eddie's missing a piece to
this story. He said that he was told by somebody
to if he keeps wearing his glasses, his vision's gonna
get worse. So I said, hey, I'll help you out
to not wear your glasses more, and I'll make the
font bigger.
Speaker 6 (47:24):
I told her that a doctor told me once that
I could if I could just stick it out and
like use my eyes to like really focus, you'll prolong
getting reading glasses.
Speaker 7 (47:36):
Oh, I see.
Speaker 6 (47:37):
Because once you get the reading glasses, you kind of
give up and then your eyes just depend on the
reading glasses.
Speaker 4 (47:42):
Okay, that makes sense.
Speaker 2 (47:43):
I'm still wondering where your glasses are. If someone am
I the thing is you misplaced a lot of stuff?
Speaker 3 (47:49):
Is this you just playing?
Speaker 4 (47:50):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (47:50):
But like I don't do guys, don't I don't do
fun stuff like that.
Speaker 5 (47:54):
But an expensive pair of prescription glasses, I feel like
I don't just you don't lose glasses.
Speaker 6 (48:00):
How expensive are those progressives? Because I'm interested?
Speaker 3 (48:03):
Pretty expensive?
Speaker 7 (48:05):
Bye, I was able to use my HSA.
Speaker 3 (48:07):
Okay help so Home Shopping Network. We're done. Thank you
guys for being here. We'll see you tomorrow. Bye.
Speaker 10 (48:14):
By The Bobby Bone Show.
Speaker 2 (48:16):
The Bobby Bones Show theme song, written, produced and sang
by read Yarberry. You can find his instagram at read
Yarberry Scuba Steve Executive producer, Ray Mundo, head of Production.
I'm Bobby Bones. My Instagram is mister Bobby Bones. Thank
you for listening to the podcast.
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