#439 - Rene Vaca

Interview with Rene Vaca on The Bootleg Kev Podcast.

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Yo, what's up, guys. It's Renee Vodka. You guys can
check me out on the Bootleg keV Podcast. Man, you
already know legend himself interviewing future legends. You can't miss it,
broal peace.

Speaker 2 (00:16):
Yo, Bootleg cap podcast Man. Special guests in here. I've
never had any guests ever. Bring me a vibratory as
a gift. Yes, Renee Vodka is here and everybody, can
we talk.

Speaker 3 (00:29):
About how many of these are you selling? Let's just
kick it off with the talk.

Speaker 1 (00:35):
Well, we just started making them. But you know, I
have a bit and during my set where I say, like,
you know, like, man, you have to we have to
put the battery in there. Okay, Okay, this is a
this is a it's like a lipstickle Oh no, it's
a bullet. It's a bullet. Okay, Yeah, so we we
I have a part of my set where I talk about,

(00:55):
you know, you have to make get the satisfy a
woman to her max, right, and you know there's things
that a vibrator can do that we can't.

Speaker 2 (01:03):
Yeah, we can't and we can directly on her clip
right right, So pull out all the stops.

Speaker 1 (01:09):
Yeah you know what I'm saying like like, like, you
don't want her to feel like she has any need.

Speaker 3 (01:13):
In the you want to fulfill it all.

Speaker 2 (01:15):
I got some yeah, yeah, So these are for the
ladies and for the fellas to buy for there.

Speaker 1 (01:21):
It's for anybody. It's for anybody, man. You know, I'm
pretty sure.

Speaker 3 (01:24):
Are these like a moving product for you so far?

Speaker 1 (01:26):
Oh? People were loving them in Reno, man, that was
the first city that we decided to sell them in.
And then you know, loved them. Reno loved them and
we had old white couples coming there like Ollo that
right right on. We're gonna try it tonight, right now, honey,
and the guys know we're gonna give it a go. Yeah.
Excited to be here with you, brother.

Speaker 3 (01:46):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:46):
Likewise, man, you've been killing it. Give me like a
little bit of your background. You're from San Fernando Valley where, Yes, sir, Vanas, California, man,
shout to the valley. Next Mexican food in La there
you go.

Speaker 3 (01:58):
I was gonna say in the country, but that's in Diego.

Speaker 1 (02:01):
When a valley man born, raising van eyes.

Speaker 3 (02:04):
So I lived in the.

Speaker 2 (02:05):
Valley the whole time I've been in La So shout
out to the Valley Ship right.

Speaker 1 (02:08):
I live in Valley Village right now. It's like not
far from.

Speaker 2 (02:11):
Shots to fucking it wasn't no who west Man the
La Fitness I go to there you go, Bro, go
over to get you a crumble cookie.

Speaker 1 (02:18):
I just signed up for the personal training. Bro. Oh
good for you.

Speaker 3 (02:21):
Why man, you feel like you just need it?

Speaker 1 (02:24):
But I was. I've seen myself skinnier man and the
pictures like two years ago, and I was just like
fuck bro, And then like and you can just feel it,
you know, no, for sure yourself.

Speaker 2 (02:34):
I feel like the more successful you get, like the
more like good food you have access to. Yeah, and
you're like, damn, I got to slow down a little.

Speaker 1 (02:42):
And you get and most likely they're feeding you for
free for sure, and it's just like one of those things. Now,
I'm gonna just getting ready for the camera, Bro, getting
ready for the camera. Everything's about to be shot. Because
you want to be in movies and you want to
do everything. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (02:55):
I feel like once I started doing better, I'd go
to rest like a new restaurant. I would just order
hell Is Ship just to try it. Always be like
why are you over over?

Speaker 3 (03:03):
I'm like, I don't want to try it.

Speaker 1 (03:04):
Right, just take a bite. It's good. Like I'm not
gonna finish ship, you know what I mean, but like, yeah,
it's good. Yeah, like yeah, but I do that all
the time, bro. Like we get two burritles, like two
different kinds. We get that right there, and we get
five different type of tacos and I'll just take a
bite out of each one.

Speaker 3 (03:21):
What's your favorite?

Speaker 1 (03:22):
Uh? What is your favorite tacos in the valley? M man,
there's this taco spot that posts up on Victory And'sjanae
No no, no, no no. They're on Victory and Lancashim. It's
tacos at Banalo Fire. Oh they're so good, bro. Uh

(03:45):
the solid fries or fire. They have a baked potato
like they loaded they loaded up the burritos fire like.
It's it's one of those spots where like, you know,
you they put the rice, they put the beans, and
then they put the meat on top, and then they
give you the brito to put you know, your selon
throw sauces and you give it back to them and.

Speaker 3 (04:06):
They wrap it up.

Speaker 1 (04:07):
Oh that's that's dope.

Speaker 2 (04:08):
Yeah, it's funny because like when I moved here from
a z because like, obviously Arizona's a heavy Mexican place
where I grew up, this Mexican neighborhood. But I have
no idea about fucking papoosas before I moved to l
So I've discovered me and this food, but.

Speaker 1 (04:23):
We love papoosas.

Speaker 2 (04:24):
Bro's got to figure it out, my wife's. And then
you get that spicy cabbage and you get that red
like super thin red sauce.

Speaker 1 (04:34):
Bro, I'm telling you my own makes some of the
best posas too. Man, it's pretty just like it's it's
just so good. It's like people say, it's just a
guess of the.

Speaker 3 (04:44):
Nah different, that's different.

Speaker 1 (04:46):
It's not like, no, it's not, Bro, it's just very different.
And then the ladies cooking that ship are different too,
like yeah.

Speaker 3 (04:52):
It's like always a lady you can get them on
the street.

Speaker 1 (04:55):
And the ladies like they're not your average Mexican ladies.
These are solid and women like they're having their hair
and as.

Speaker 2 (05:02):
It's just like and the best places in the valley
are like they look like they shouldn't be like passing
the health coat.

Speaker 1 (05:08):
Yeah yeah, yeah, exactly exactly, Like where am I there's
a spot not in the valley. It's in La. It's
called a right and there they take forever because you
know they're doing it for scratch for sure, but it's
fucking those those two are find They're thick and come
very just. I'm gonna take you one day for sure.
Let's go. Thank you, bro.

Speaker 2 (05:28):
Give me a little bit of your background in terms
of like what kind of kicked off your inspiration to
start doing comedy.

Speaker 1 (05:35):
Was it like open mics? Well, when I was a child, man,
I really looked Uh there was one dude that I
looked up to man, and he was you know, you
ever see a celebrity on TV and you're just like wow,
like and you're so little, and you're just like, I
want to be like that guy. Yeah, uh yeah. Pitt
Diddy was at first that guy. I swear to God,

(05:58):
I swear to God. Of course I didn't know what
the doing, no hey, but p Diddy was that guy.
I wanted to be Diddy.

Speaker 2 (06:03):
I've been fucking like, did he so bad?

Speaker 1 (06:06):
I had no way out? And I need a Girl's
Part two video? And we had the Jackie here. You know,
he had the Timberlands. You know what I'm saying. You
know he's like just like that, you know, just cool.
You know, take that. You know, I would always us
as motivation, you know, you know, like like p Diddy
was the first album, the first album I ever bought
was Pitt Diddy. Was like like like that forever. No, no,

(06:29):
it was like this is the.

Speaker 3 (06:31):
The remix, the remix, the remix one.

Speaker 1 (06:33):
Yeah, yeah, we met the remix, We invented the remix. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (06:35):
Yeah. He had the white little he had the hat
and the white tea.

Speaker 1 (06:38):
Yeah yeah, yeah. That was the first album I ever
bought as a kid. Then it was fifty cent you
know which Oh my god, they they're colliding now they
hate each He just got that.

Speaker 2 (06:48):
Deal with over here producing the Surviving Diddy document and
to be dropped one.

Speaker 3 (06:54):
Yeah, to be dropped the TMZ one. Yeah, oh my,
no one wants to see the two.

Speaker 1 (06:58):
Yeah, wait for the fifty cent Yeah, wait for that
fifty seven because you know fifty s got some juicy
ass gossip, bro. But yeah, you know, it all started
with wanting to be black, and then you know, I
realized I'm not look Indian. Goddamn it, I'm Mexican. Uh so.
But yeah, you know, just that whole background, just going

(07:20):
out with my dad. My dad was a cool dude.
My mom was a very cool, like you know person,
you know, like they weren't squares or anything. So that
was also, you know, different than some kids growing up,
you know. Like but but my mom always wanted me
to be in a good uh good headspace, so she know,
she put me to therapy growing up. But as far

(07:41):
as like like like when I started doing comedy, like
what inspired me? Bro? You know when I watched George
Lopez while you're crying of course, Oh dude, that's fucking special. Bro,
That's that's one of the best ships, right every when
he's fucking George, just every everything about that special is perfect. Bro.
The way he walks, the way he talks, the way
he's acting out. It's like that is like like for us,

(08:03):
like that is like you want to know delirious? Yeah
yeah yeah yeah yeah, like yeah, like that was you
want to see the inside of a Latino home or
you want to know what Latino country is? Like watch
White Cry and Drege Lopes first, you know what I'm saying.
So it was just cool. And he was from San
Fernanda Valley. Yeah, he's from San Fernanda Valley man. So
it was just cool just knowing that that was possible.
And you know, your family never fucking tells you that's possible.

(08:24):
I'm fucking mom wanted me to be a gardener, right
and like that. So I actually was a gardener here
in Burbank. For me here, I had to Glendale Burbank.
I was just right there.

Speaker 2 (08:33):
Just funny because my dad was a landscaper growing up. Yeah,
he just the whole like he was the only white one. Yeah,
everybody he worked with his Mex kid.

Speaker 1 (08:42):
Except my dad.

Speaker 2 (08:45):
I would go out on jobs with him and like
fucking you know, help him out and ship and even Yeah,
so my dad shout at him.

Speaker 1 (08:50):
Man, shut up, man shout out to dad. Man, you're
a gardener. Invited, you're a gardener. Yeah, I was a gardener.
But my dad was growing up. You know, my dad
had Anctian restaurant. He had a Superstars with Raucan. I
was right here on Lincashire on Violin. He had that
ship going for like a long time and some of

(09:12):
the best so and he was also a drug dealer.
But you know, but that was also that's set aside.
Neither here nor neither here there. So so it's just
growing up with that kind of family, you know, four brothers.
I was the only one of my family graduate high school,
oh ship and go straight to a four year university.
Where'd you go? I went to Mr said, which was

(09:32):
it's a universe, it's a new it's still pretty rand new,
you see. So I was just like really excited to
just get out of the house, get a fucking dorm,
like be the first one I actually leave, you know
what I mean. So it was just it was just
very cool to do that. But when I was in college,
I was like, man, I don't want to. I don't
know if you guys have ever been to college, man,
but when you're there, everyone doesn't. They don't really know

(09:55):
what they're doing, you know, like like they have a major.

Speaker 2 (09:58):
I did like three months of community college. Yeah, it's
like this ain't for me. Yeah exactly, stop going. Yeah, yeah,
I mean the same here. I just like this is
not for me.

Speaker 1 (10:06):
But I kept going because of the financial aid. Right,
They're giving me like eight racks every semester.

Speaker 3 (10:12):
So I'm like the financial aid hustle is weird.

Speaker 1 (10:14):
Yeah, yeah, bro, So I'm over here just like I
just need to get passing grades on you know, you know,
cheer your way out, I mean, or learn actually a
little bit. So it was just like and I was
also just part of this business club that there is
called Business Society, and they were like the whole goal
was to find your passion and make it a business
and and so like you know, I was just like, man,

(10:36):
I couldn't find what I was passionate about. And then
one day I was just like vibrated, and I know
it was comedy, right for sure. So then I just
fucking made that happen and fucking I was just out
there fucking fucking around. And Mer said, I started the
comedy scene in mar St bro oh ship.

Speaker 2 (10:51):
There's a shot to mar said, there's a have you
ever heard of the homie Dope as Yola.

Speaker 1 (10:57):
He's from Mercet.

Speaker 2 (10:58):
He's got a dope ast podcast called Dope as Usual Podcast,
A big smoker. No, he's from Mercet, but he's out
here in La now. Man, he said, is like I
heard it's real Methy out there.

Speaker 1 (11:08):
Yo, dude, there's nothing to do. That's why I say
I started the comedy. There's nothing, there's nothing.

Speaker 3 (11:12):
It's like smoke maths shoot each other like the university.

Speaker 1 (11:15):
The university made it a college sound finally, right, So,
but before that it was just.

Speaker 2 (11:19):
And then like Stockton's right there, which is like very dangerous.

Speaker 1 (11:23):
Man Stockton modesto. There are Fresno's like forty fourta minutes away.

Speaker 2 (11:29):
So you were just kind of like in the middle
of California getting the comedy scene thing going for like
out there.

Speaker 1 (11:35):
Yeah, that's where it started for you. My first year
was there got it. So people always say, oh, was
there a club there? No? No, no. I had to
do it in restaurants, you know, like restaurants or hookah
lounges or I wasn't even twenty one, but I was
sending out with like my goals to alcohol. It was.
It was pretty cool. And then uh, a year a
year and a half later, just took it to La

(11:56):
Man and just came back home. I'm just like, hey,
I'm doing the doing doing comedy here, and I want
to do a show at the Haha Comedy Club Hollywood,
Hollywood Haha. And that that's my family now, you know
Like that, I mean the owners took me in like
a like I was like I was their own son.
So it was pretty cool. Man. You know, the Jack

(12:18):
Junior there too is like a big brother, you know.
So it was just pretty cool just having everyone there,
having that little support system of comedy club that you
can just always go to just work at home club.
I'm there this Saturday, wow, you know, with two shows
and and then that's and that's just pretty cool now
that I can just you know, come in there anytime
and just work my hour whenever I need a worker.
So yeah, that club helped me launch my stuff. Then

(12:39):
I wont Center NBC. Then I did this, then I
did that.

Speaker 2 (12:42):
Then when did you realize though, like you had like
a cult following going where you're like, oh ship like
because to me, like comedians don't sell merch. Yeah, you
got fucking whole product line. Like that's not a normal
thing for comedian to do. No, obviously either our comedians
to have merch who are very big, but mostly it's
like guys, we got big podcasts and stuff. Yeah, to
have like merchan as a comedian is is not like

(13:03):
super unique, but it is unique. Like not a lot
of guys have merch, you know, like yeah, and we
have people with our tattoos.

Speaker 1 (13:09):
Yeah, with tattoos, man, so it's pretty pretty amazing, Like
the support has been fucking.

Speaker 2 (13:14):
When did you like, do you remember when you saw
the first tattoo? You'd freaking out, like how'd you feel when.

Speaker 1 (13:18):
You So we actually set it up though. We did
a meeting greet and we had to pop up and
we're like, hey, let's just put up some tattoo artists
up there and see whoever wants to get tatted, And
then that line that tattoos was like, Okay, people are
actually down right, And we did it for like two
more meeting greets, so we probably have like over ninety
people crazy all tated it up right now, man, ninety

(13:39):
that shit? W what is like for you? Like because
you always like but but sorry, I know I really
answer your question there to to to Like when I
realized it was popping. I think it was when we
started getting recognizing the street. It's like when we were
just like, uh like, hey, oh my god, you're that guy.

(13:59):
Oh ship, you're the Indian Mexican, got Indian Mexican? Hey
do you like got to fuck my mom? Oh shit?
It's just like pretty cool man, Just like just having
people just like like sometimes they don't even know like
the name.

Speaker 3 (14:12):
Like, Hey, I saw you on TikTok, I saw you
on Instagram? Yeah, guy, yeah, the guy.

Speaker 1 (14:17):
Yeah. It's pretty funny, man, it's pretty pretty dope. We
wouldn't been anything without the fans for sure.

Speaker 2 (14:23):
Do you feel like, because because when did you start
cutting up your sets for like social media? Because I
feel like that's a fairly like pandemic thing.

Speaker 1 (14:31):
I think I was the I wasn't even popping. I
think we had how many followers? I know we started
like twelve. Yeah, we probably had like twelve k, right,
not twelve followers.

Speaker 3 (14:47):
Twelve followers. We do all of them, We have their numbers,
we go to their houses.

Speaker 1 (14:50):
Yeah, right, eight of them were So we started a
top thousands. And it was around the time that pandemic
was ending, you know, and you know, everything was just
starting to get back to a groove. You know, we
were sitting down for two fucking years, and you know,
things are starting to get back.

Speaker 3 (15:08):
You know, every I like fucking suck yeah people parking lot,
Yeah I was.

Speaker 1 (15:13):
And so it was so it was getting to the point,
let's get back into our group. I had just separated
from my wife, you know, and you know, so I
was like fuck, you know, let's let's go work out.
You know. So I always had a camera guy with me,
but never like consistently until I started working with Orlando,
and it was just like we're just like everything we
did was like camera guy, you know, just like like

(15:36):
and it was just like a to to make a statement.
You know, I don't give if I was in the
comedy club doing five minutes, bro, I'm like, I need
to get a guy. You know, who the fuck this
guy thinks a headliner or something. I don't give. If
I'm opening for you, bro, I'm bringing my camera guy.
And even the headliners like, I don't really have a camera.
I have a do what I do, Bro, I don't
worry about it, you know. So it was just like,
you know, other comedians are who this guy think he is?

(15:57):
He's a camera guy everywhere he goes. But dude, it
was just like the idea of just getting used to it,
you know, just attracting that as well. And then yeah,
so then we were recording every single set, bro, every
single set. And then we had a few comedians passed
away around that time as well, and you know, yeah,
yeah nor McDonald and then like you know, also, you know,

(16:20):
rest in peace, Jack Knight, you know, a lot a
lot of you know, David Arnold, you know, and you know,
for me, it was just like, man, all these communities
are passing away. He's like, what if I passed away
and none of my ship's out there? And I was
holding my best ship. I was just like, I don't
want to know when here is something, steal it, right,
I can't use it for my special kind of ship.
You know. I was just like, man, fucking dude and
all that. I was just like, man, I don't like,

(16:40):
let's just put our best ship out there. We went out,
we did our we recorded it, we put the best clips,
and those clips went crazy, bro, and it was all
the jokes that I'm known for now to go to sleep,
the Indian Lego piece one, you know, all those crowd
work clips.

Speaker 3 (16:55):
Yeah, the crowd work ship is.

Speaker 2 (16:56):
Like I feel like it's like a lot of people
that's how they discover comedians is through crowd work clips.

Speaker 1 (17:03):
Now yeah, yeah, Like I feel like.

Speaker 2 (17:05):
That's how the what's the gorgeous looking Caucasian man, uh
Matt Rife?

Speaker 1 (17:10):
Yeah, like he blew up off that ship. Yeah, you
know what I mean?

Speaker 3 (17:13):
Like, but now I think for you like have you
because Rife is dope.

Speaker 1 (17:17):
Man. He just sold out the Hollywood Bowl. He did cool.
Yeah yeah, and he has the highest streamed Netflix Netflix
especial And I saw, I saw, I followed mysa.

Speaker 2 (17:27):
I like, I go to the comedy store. I go
to the comedy store often shot saw the comedy Store.

Speaker 1 (17:32):
I like it over there, shout out to laugh Factory Man,
Laugh Factory too. Yeah, where was that?

Speaker 3 (17:37):
Where?

Speaker 1 (17:37):
Just at improv on?

Speaker 4 (17:38):
Uh?

Speaker 3 (17:39):
Where's the improv at Hollywood?

Speaker 1 (17:44):
Man?

Speaker 2 (17:45):
And I was gonna say though, for you, like it
feels like there's like is there like is it is?
Do you feel like the comedian world is like a
fraternity kind.

Speaker 1 (17:54):
Of like at the Comedy Store, Yeah, over.

Speaker 3 (17:57):
There, but not everywhere else?

Speaker 1 (18:00):
No, No, because it feels like that over there for sure.

Speaker 3 (18:02):
It feels like almost like you're like, you know, you
gotta like.

Speaker 1 (18:05):
Yeah, yeah, you're either famous or you hang out there
every day, right, you know kind of stuff, which is cool,
you know, And I think for comedians it's good to
have that kind of community. Not every comedy club has that,
and I think that's what makes it special. For the
Comedy Store. It's just like you know, other comedy clubs
like you ca in, you do yourself, have a drink
put you know, that factor has it somewhat but not

(18:28):
really as inviting or as the comedy store for comedians
that aren't performing. Right.

Speaker 2 (18:33):
Yeah, I was gonna say, like it feels like there's
like this whole you know, yeah, there's like this whole
like generation of comedians that people would say were like
put on through Joe Rogan.

Speaker 3 (18:44):
Yeah yeah yeah and his podcast.

Speaker 2 (18:47):
Yeah, and so like there's like all those guys like
Kreischer and yeah, you know other guys.

Speaker 1 (18:52):
Oh yeah, that's definitely a circle right there. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (18:56):
Yeah. So for you is like is that even like
because you've got your own thing going? Like I said,
it's very unique. Like do you even like look at
that kind of ship in Nah?

Speaker 1 (19:03):
No, I mean I respect them one, but I never
like look at it like oh my god, I need
to go do that. I need to go do that show,
or I need to go do that podcast. My god,
that's just a dream of wine, right Like.

Speaker 3 (19:15):
I don't need to go do podcasts, you know, man,
it happens, It happens.

Speaker 1 (19:20):
Yeah. Yeah. Like for me, like my agents, my managers,
my team, my family, we have so many big picture visions,
you know, like dreams that we want to accomplish, and
you know it definite is definitely going to take more
than getting on the show or getting on the podcast
to get there. So that's that's not a I mean,
you know, and I think that's you know, I think

(19:42):
every not every comedian has the opportunity too to execute
on big dreams just yet. But you know, I feel
like when it happens for them to understand that they
didn't really need that to get where they wanted to go.

Speaker 2 (19:58):
And not everybody's path of success looks the same.

Speaker 1 (20:01):
Yeah yeah, yeah for sure. And I'm not knocking them, bro,
They're very successful in producing successful dudes like Hans Kim
got famous. Shout out to Hans Kim got famous off
kill Tony Kill, Tony's fire. Yeah, I love Tony. Hinchcliff
just killed it on the Tom Brady I've heard I've
never seen anyone kill it like that.

Speaker 3 (20:19):
He when he called him, Oh my god, he just
beat up Rodney.

Speaker 1 (20:26):
Yeah yeah, yeah that was fire. Bro.

Speaker 2 (20:28):
They said that that that Tony Hinchcliff set is the
specific moment we're gonna be able to look back at
and say that woke was officially over. Yeah, because he
said he caught him a confederate.

Speaker 1 (20:38):
Uh yeah, I hope, I hope all that canceled stuff.
And no, I love that cancel stuff, right, you know, yeah,
I love it. He loves everybody, you know, it keeps
everyone on the check. But it's canceled, Diddy. I just
don't like the cancel like as far as like as
far as like like comedians for what they're saying on thing,
Oh it's the worst, yeah, or or just like oh.

Speaker 2 (21:00):
You know, like no, I just to me, it's like
comedy is supposed to be offensive, yeah, and it's supposed
to be taboo.

Speaker 3 (21:06):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (21:07):
We're supposed to be able.

Speaker 2 (21:08):
Sorry, you're supposed to be able to say whatever fun
you want on there and make light of the worst situation.

Speaker 1 (21:13):
I want to say that word. Oh man, that's funny. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (21:20):
Did you ever see the Kiltny episode where uh deo
Vonne there was I forget which comedian was on the mic,
and it was a black guy and deovonn was supposed
to act like his girlfriend who was black.

Speaker 1 (21:33):
No, I haven't seen that one.

Speaker 3 (21:34):
And he was like, can I say it.

Speaker 1 (21:37):
As funny as hell? That's one of my favorite like characters,
like you know, just just to watch him, like you know,
like podcasts or just anything like like just anytime you
see a video like with Divonne, you know you want.

Speaker 3 (21:48):
To random it's just cool because I feel like like now,
like you said.

Speaker 1 (21:52):
The video with him cooking, him cooking with the with
the with the kids with the down syndrome. Have you
seen I did not see that? That's fun. You guys
got to watch that when you guys get home. Bro,
just this thevon and and those kids just cooking and
it's like it's the most cutest thing in the world.

Speaker 2 (22:10):
Who's your favorite, uh, like personal like stand up comedian
right now that you like watching, Like ship that dude.

Speaker 1 (22:15):
In floors you know can florest that's I gotta I
gotta get a legend. Man. It's uh, it's Chicago's very own.
It's just, uh, he's just one of those dudes.

Speaker 2 (22:26):
Man.

Speaker 1 (22:26):
You don't you know he's he reminds me of myself. No, No,
it's just like you know, it's in us. You know,
it doesn't really take much. You know, we don't be writing.
You know, it's not scripted. We're just like you know,
he's and he's my best friend. Yeah, it's my brother.
Brother is my brother. Man. That's It's like, uh, I heard.

Speaker 2 (22:48):
That's the only place like in the Midwest you can
get respectable Mexican food that is actually Chicago.

Speaker 1 (22:53):
Yeah it hurts, like the second highest population that with Latinos,
besides Los Angeles.

Speaker 2 (22:58):
Because if you go to like I live in Florida,
Pills and Chicago. I did radio in Florida, and uh
that ship was bro. You would ask like, somebody, hey,
where's the good Mexican restaurant? I just you know, I
just moved out here, and they would with a straight
face that you talk about dude, I swear to god,
you know there's a Taco Bell.

Speaker 3 (23:13):
I was like, what I think.

Speaker 1 (23:14):
We're in Indiana, Like, hey, man, where can we get
some good food. It was like, well, I'm not even
gonna lie to you. They don't Taco hash some good food.
By the way, the taco slept on them.

Speaker 3 (23:25):
Four in the morning.

Speaker 1 (23:26):
Yeah, yeah, four in the morning, Taco Bell, dock in
the box, all those, bro, all those are good. Four
in the morning, man.

Speaker 3 (23:33):
Yeah, everything's anything is good at four in the morning.
If it's open, it's good.

Speaker 1 (23:36):
I'm fat ass. Of fast food.

Speaker 2 (23:38):
So what's your h If you had to rank your
top like five fast food joints, McDonald's number one.

Speaker 1 (23:45):
I think it's McDonald's great goat.

Speaker 2 (23:48):
It's the fucking go with the two cheeseburgers, actual large
fry their patent did Coca Cola stuff the cheeseburgers with
the fry?

Speaker 1 (23:56):
Anything? And McDonald's is good man anything.

Speaker 3 (23:59):
There's not a item on the menu FISHI I.

Speaker 1 (24:02):
Don't know why. I don't know why. It took away
a big mac cup sauce. I always asked for big
Mac sauce. Anyways, on the side of the griddle breakfast,
Uh you talking about the hash browns. If you tried
the new steak and egg bagel.

Speaker 2 (24:19):
Come on, and they got better coffee than Starbucks McDonald's
and they brought back the high seed, the orange high Sea.

Speaker 1 (24:28):
Or dude, dude, when you get your flttle fish, extra
cheese and extra chartar sauce with the full slice of cheese,
and that's.

Speaker 3 (24:38):
What they give you when you give they just give
you a full slice.

Speaker 1 (24:41):
Yeah. No, they put another one under no, but it's yeah, McDonald's.
You guys might hate me for this one. But Burger
Kings Double Cheeseburgers fire. I used to get the double
double Wipper Jr. Hey Burger Kings left on. They got
decent breakfast, yeah yeah, yeah, the taste McDonald's, Bury King,

(25:02):
Carl's Junior, in and out, and then for the number
five Tacobo Taco bell Yeah, Tacobo. So you know, so
those are all old faithfuls, all of them.

Speaker 2 (25:17):
I love going to Carls Junior and getting the Western
bacon cheeseburger with the onion rings on that bitch and
the barbecue sauce Superstar. Yeah. You remember when they used
to be green Burritos too. Yeah, it would be like
Carls Junior slash a green Burrito. Never did the green
burritos side of the venue, that one.

Speaker 1 (25:32):
Never, but it was cool to have you like, alright,
and I got the American. That's funny.

Speaker 3 (25:43):
So do you for you? Man?

Speaker 2 (25:45):
Like you're talking about your big dreams, Like what are
some of the things that like you feel like you know,
you're obviously you're doing a lot, but what is like
the next big goal that you're trying to get to?

Speaker 1 (25:54):
TV man, That's why I got this personal trainer, man
trying to lose weight I'm tired of fucking waking up fat.
I'm tired of waking up with a little faut inside
on my fucking cheek right here. I'm tired of laying
down and my girl fucking sees the cheek when I
lay down. I'm tired of when I turned my neck,
that fucking piece of fat that goes right there. I'm
tired of that, ship. Bro, I'm tired of every time
I look down and see tits. I'm tired of it.

Speaker 2 (26:14):
But you're not fat enough to me. You can't see
your dick, No, I can see that. Yeah, No, there's
guys in my life.

Speaker 1 (26:20):
But I'm tired of it's just because I know, I
know the kind of men that are out there and
the kind of men that my girl could have. Right,
And I'm over here just like man, I'm over here,
just like being a fucking fantass.

Speaker 2 (26:31):
Bro.

Speaker 3 (26:32):
Your girl is because you were you got divorced.

Speaker 1 (26:35):
Not divorced, but you know, it just it was just
like it was just like one of those things where
got divorce, new girl. Everything was being stupid out there,
you know, for two years, and then got.

Speaker 3 (26:49):
Back right, got back on the horse on the last trip.

Speaker 1 (26:52):
Horse got back on my wife. You know what I'm saying.
Oh what you got back with your wife? Yeah?

Speaker 3 (26:56):
So is that who your girl is currently?

Speaker 1 (26:57):
Yeah? Your wife? Yeah?

Speaker 3 (26:58):
Oh you guys figured it out. Oh congrats man, thank you,
I'm married you.

Speaker 1 (27:02):
Oh yes.

Speaker 2 (27:03):
So let me ask you something because if if a
marriage hits a point where you feel like because you
guys got separated at two years, So what does that
mean though for people to like, because that's like you
guys like can officially say hey, look.

Speaker 1 (27:14):
No, no, we're like, fuck you beach, no, fuck you beach.
And it was just like separation. They didn't talk for
two years, like no conversation, no talking, nothing for two years.

Speaker 3 (27:24):
But you guys weren't divorced.

Speaker 1 (27:26):
We we went for like everything where we were signing
some papers. But right before it was finalized, I was like, hey,
what's up?

Speaker 3 (27:35):
So are you sure you won't do the show? I
kind of miss you?

Speaker 2 (27:39):
Yeah right, And it was just I mean it's important
too to have the girl who was like with you,
like before the Cloud. Yeah.

Speaker 1 (27:45):
Yeah, it was definitely there for the Cloud, you know,
it was it was just it was It's just it's
just one of those things where you know, you go
around and you meet people around the world and they
don't and you know, you find them one person you
just click with. Man.

Speaker 2 (28:01):
My boy said something recently. He said, the grass is
greener on the side of the fence where you water it.

Speaker 1 (28:08):
Yeah, exactly, Like Damn, that's a bar that's sucking bar.

Speaker 3 (28:11):
Bro.

Speaker 1 (28:12):
Where you water it, Bro, you gotta water your grass. Bro.
There's some patches, bro, because you're not watering that patch. Yeah,
it's just it's just pretty cool, bro. Like you know,
when when when when you're in a business like this,
you need to be focused, man, you need to be
grounded unless you're like unless that's like your thing, like
that's your image, like you know, like rappers, I get
like that's the image, like you know, like bitches, Yeah

(28:34):
you know that, like you know, but in this business, man,
Like if you if you think about the biggest people
in this business, Kevin Hart, Jim Carrey, right, Steve Carrell,
you know, Robert Donnie Jr. Like I'm pretty sure, like
like pretty sure Robert down Junior's earlier days was partying
right now, yeah yeah, yeah yeah, But but it was
never like it was never like fucking like like like

(28:57):
all these guys are you know very well put to like,
they're not even like fucking all right, right right right, yeah.

Speaker 2 (29:03):
If you like most like if you've been around a
lot of the main like big comedian dudes, like they're
pretty much like you said, they're super buttoned up.

Speaker 3 (29:08):
It's not like a fucking backstage and a rapture.

Speaker 1 (29:12):
And and and I think at first when we started tour,
that's when we were like yeah, and then we're just like,
what the fuck random dudes in our green room? Who
the fuck is this guy? Who this guy? You know?
We don't want to go to something after yeah, and
then just yeah, and then they're just going to like
these like random things. After that, we're just like, okay,
I guess we're going. Now we're just like, bro, I

(29:32):
just wanted to children, you know, right, And then like
and then it's just like it's just one of those
things too that you know, when you're any advice to
comedians out there and when you're moving a certain way
in a more responsible way in the industry also looks
at you like, oh, we can trust this guy.

Speaker 3 (29:48):
Right, They look at you different.

Speaker 2 (29:50):
Yeah, I'm sure if you get known as like an
issue or like, yeah, it's just.

Speaker 1 (29:54):
Like you know, like we can rip this. It's either
going to go we don't want to wait this guy,
or let's rip. We gonna rip this guy, like we
can thank this guy for his money. You don't even
know what's happening with his life, right right, you know.
So yeah, man, it's just it's just pretty cool, you know,
just just being able to like now just focus on
the game. You know, got my family, you know, getting
that in order, and now just focus on the investments.

(30:18):
I'm twenty eight now, so you know, by the time
I'm thirty, I want to be able to just you know,
be able to focus on maybe you know, starting a
real family on my own. Yeah, for sure.

Speaker 2 (30:27):
Yeah, I was gonna say for you, like, uh, there's
there's been like a kind of a dope renaissance of
like the new class of like Latin comedians, like you're
one of them. Like the homie rock bar bos is
fucking hilarious. Yeah, fucking even like my dog Concrete, who
started on.

Speaker 1 (30:45):
That's my brother. He's the best dude.

Speaker 3 (30:49):
Yeah, he's the best dude.

Speaker 1 (30:50):
Like I remember we were just had him up like
look out, look at happy Concrete just got both of us.

Speaker 2 (30:55):
Yeah, he's f's those skits where he's like working at
the fast food restaurant.

Speaker 1 (31:00):
Oh dude, the McDonald's on It's so funny, dude, and
he says, A hooked me up with that McDonald's.

Speaker 2 (31:05):
Uh, but it's funny because like someone like him is
like showing everybody because like he went from like being
an ig guy to like successfully doing stand up.

Speaker 3 (31:13):
Like no specific route to this ship, you know, like.

Speaker 1 (31:17):
No, Concrete is one of those dudes that is just
natural and he used to be a rapper.

Speaker 3 (31:21):
Really, he was a fucking cholo rapper and he was
shooting videos and shit.

Speaker 1 (31:25):
That's so funny. Yeah, Concreor is one of those dudes
that once he's on stage, he's just natural and his
fans love him so they just want to see him
do anything. And yeah, I think he's doing like a
sketch show too, like like like like he'll do a
stand up performance, but he also do like sketches and
characters while he's on stage. So he's a very creative dude,

(31:45):
has a lot of uh, has a lot of qualities. Man,
So shout out to Concrete.

Speaker 2 (31:49):
I say for you there, do you feel like there's
like a dope like renaissance of just like Latin comedy
like happening right now.

Speaker 1 (31:56):
Most definitely, yeah, because back then you would just see like.

Speaker 2 (31:59):
What on the two popping well, I mean, I feel
like there was like the era was like George Lopez
and then Carlosman see.

Speaker 1 (32:05):
I think and from what I heard, I think it
was just like also just like they had so big egos,
like that's why you saw them all going like one.

Speaker 3 (32:13):
One at a time, one out of time, and it's
just like they're almost like, well.

Speaker 1 (32:18):
It was kind of like let's have a meeting. You
can't go right right right right, there's.

Speaker 3 (32:22):
Going to be one popping comedian at that once.

Speaker 1 (32:25):
Yeah, And I think right now, just like we're not
growing up that way, so this new era coming in,
we're not thinking that way. Let's pull each other up.
Yeah yeah, yeah. So it's like you know, can Ralph
was uh, you know, Robert Bosa, right, and then Philippus
think of names, right now, Philippus sparsa right in, Frankis

(32:49):
is doing his Yeah he's funny creeper man. So every like,
you know, I feel like right now we all have
our opportunities and and our friends are working with it.
Bro they're going to the shows. And I think everyone's
always said that, even there's rappers that have gone on
here are gone on in public and said that Latinos
are the people that will buy your tickets, Bro, Mexican's

(33:10):
and the one's buying your tickets, Bro, Latinos just Latinos
in general, they're the ones supporting anything that we just
like ship right, We're just we're just always just like,
I'm down for that, Bro, what's happening in town? Taylor swit?

Speaker 3 (33:22):
I'm down?

Speaker 1 (33:25):
What are you gonna do? Like? They're just like like
we're just down for anything. Bro.

Speaker 2 (33:31):
Has give me a situation in which you leaned into
looking Indian where you just went along with it.

Speaker 1 (33:36):
For all my life?

Speaker 3 (33:37):
Man, would you just lean like like give me like
a timer that really benefited you?

Speaker 1 (33:42):
Oh well, it was always just like when I was like,
it's always at a gas station or seven eleven, bro,
you know where you're just like they're just looking at me,
and they always just gotta right. They're just like and
they'll see the kata and they'll just be like, well,

(34:05):
like what the funk? And then I have to break
it time like hey.

Speaker 2 (34:08):
Bro, I'm not I'm not Indian, I should get a discount.

Speaker 1 (34:12):
Sometimes I asked me like India, and I'd be like, no, man, Mexican.
They're like what and it will be like the biggest
like uh like like like they're right as fuck. Bro.
They're just like no way, bro, you have a cat
And I trying to explain to like, no, bro, I can't.
I don't know the I'm just like a fan. They're
like a fan. What are you talking about? Are you
talking about a fan? Yeah? Like we don't know a fan. Here.

Speaker 2 (34:34):
I saw a cast he was in town for Netflix
as a joke, and he had it. He was talking
about health insurance and he's like, my entire life, Indians
don't have health insurance. We have family members who give
us the medicine for all our family, our doctors and
fucking Dennis.

Speaker 1 (34:50):
Yeah, that's fucking gangs. I wish I had that, bro,
for sure. Latinos will take you to like do you
wanna get shot in your ass? Yeah? Well that's after
a long night, yeah, right of of party, yes, and
then and what else? Man? And you would have fucking

(35:12):
or just go to if you get injured. I don't
know if you guys know what that is it's like
some fucking Mexican massage therapists squeezing.

Speaker 2 (35:20):
Not a tuggy though, No, no, no, no tugget no, no,
no no. They got those all over your hometown of oh.
I feel like Vans has more massage parlors than anywhere
in the world.

Speaker 1 (35:30):
I've never I've never, I've never even been to one
of those.

Speaker 3 (35:33):
Bro, I've just heard that.

Speaker 1 (35:34):
Uh I want to.

Speaker 2 (35:37):
It's just like you get a good massage and then
at the end they flip you over and then.

Speaker 1 (35:43):
They But how do you know when it's one of those?
You just ask?

Speaker 3 (35:47):
I think they're all one of those.

Speaker 1 (35:49):
But how do you know, Like, give me an example,
I don't know, Okay, so just give me the namble
what you've heard.

Speaker 3 (35:54):
I've heard that they're all one of those. But okay,
so you turn around and they're touching I don't know.

Speaker 1 (36:02):
You know, you know what I'm saying, do you know?
Zoo lying motherfuckers?

Speaker 2 (36:09):
I heard you go in and as long as you
get naked right away, like so when they come back
and they leave you in the room and t K
they leave you in the room, and then when they
come back, you gotta be naked because then they know
that you know what's good what so that was my
mistake and then you get the fucking good massage and

(36:34):
then you get a tug.

Speaker 1 (36:36):
They don't even ask.

Speaker 3 (36:38):
I don't know because I wouldn't know, so, but they
probably should ask, right, they had to ask, you know.

Speaker 1 (36:48):
They like some people that really just like the massage naked.
They're not gonna maybe the massage like you know, like
when they get closer, like they just.

Speaker 2 (37:02):
I like that. Yeah, no, that's Have you ever thought
about writing like a sitcom or anything like?

Speaker 1 (37:08):
Yeah on the show. Yeah, we're in the works of that,
one of the works with that. We're in the works
with a lot of things. Man. I think right now,
I'm in the position of my career where things are
just starting the pop right and and and it's crazy
because you know, we have we have such a big
fan base right now and we haven't even started yet, right,
we haven't been put on any major platform like that

(37:29):
until now that it's going to happen with Netflix and stuff.

Speaker 3 (37:33):
You got you said you were your Netflix is a joke.
Set's dropping yeah, right.

Speaker 1 (37:36):
Yeah, it's dropping on their channel on twenty six.

Speaker 3 (37:40):
So yeah, I realized.

Speaker 2 (37:42):
I realized a couple of weeks ago, I was like, Yo,
this is like south By Southwest for comedians.

Speaker 3 (37:48):
Yeah, or like Coach Hella for comedy.

Speaker 1 (37:51):
Oh.

Speaker 2 (37:52):
Bro, Like the whole city was just taking over like
ten days, Like everywhere there was comedy goals.

Speaker 1 (37:56):
Its way too much like the Forum.

Speaker 3 (37:57):
Every night the Forum had a fucking headliner.

Speaker 1 (38:00):
It was fucking crazy. Yeah, it's it's a beautiful thing, Bro,
to see that comedy is alive. You know, comedies will
still alive. It's good to see that. I'm going to
have work in the future. You'll be fine. But but
it's it's gonna Like I said, everything's coming. I feel
like right now, we're just getting ready. So I got
the personal trainer, you know, times about the wife man,
you know, just.

Speaker 2 (38:18):
Getting wife's back, personal trainer, getting right.

Speaker 1 (38:21):
You know, getting right, you know, making some investments here
and there.

Speaker 2 (38:24):
You know, we're investing in just like oh you know,
besides besides Jodo's to sell Oh no, no, no, no, no.

Speaker 3 (38:30):
No, well I really just an investment. What is the
wholesale investing in this?

Speaker 1 (38:34):
I want to invest in. I want to have my
own landscaping business.

Speaker 2 (38:37):
You don't landscape that'd be great, but what is the
wholesale cost per per dildo jay?

Speaker 1 (38:43):
Very wholesale calls for We can't talk about that. We
can't talk. We can't.

Speaker 3 (38:48):
We can't. Okay, okay, they're very expensive. We can't.

Speaker 2 (38:52):
For whatever you're selling them for, just know that the
margin isn't there. Yeah, they didn't market up that bad.
Their gold, it's real gold. The batteries somewhere.

Speaker 1 (39:01):
Yeah there. You got to take a little what and
you got socks and these are stitched.

Speaker 2 (39:15):
Yeah thereul, But you really want to have a landscaping business.

Speaker 1 (39:25):
Everybody's always got everyone's got yards, bro, No, I want
to have like the real landscaping.

Speaker 2 (39:29):
But like like like you could build out a backyard
for somebody, like a green backyard.

Speaker 1 (39:33):
Like like you know, like construction where how they like
have new plans and ship.

Speaker 3 (39:36):
Yeah that's what I'm saying.

Speaker 2 (39:37):
Like you could build out like if someone has a
sheet of dirt and yeah, yeah, you could go put
their paradise back there.

Speaker 1 (39:43):
And of course you're gonna have that option. Now we're
going to maintain maintenance.

Speaker 3 (39:46):
That's right.

Speaker 2 (39:47):
But now, but like that's where it's at. Yeah, yeah,
that's premium product right there, that's available online. Oh, there's
different settings, different settings only ablet the shows?

Speaker 3 (40:02):
Wow, wow, can you dig do that?

Speaker 1 (40:07):
No?

Speaker 3 (40:08):
My dick can't do that.

Speaker 1 (40:09):
That's what I'm saying.

Speaker 3 (40:10):
This is something and give it to my wife say
here you go, Oh yeah, this is all right. How
do we turn it on?

Speaker 1 (40:19):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (40:20):
It's intense, bro, I think there you go.

Speaker 1 (40:23):
Let's just take the battery. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (40:25):
What I don't need to do is put this in
the in the bag that you get and then what
was this sir?

Speaker 1 (40:32):
Why is it on?

Speaker 3 (40:33):
What were you doing in here?

Speaker 1 (40:35):
Nothing? You fucking creep? Why is there loose? Why are
your hands shiny? Letting this merchan of? Another man? Another man?
Who is this guy?

Speaker 2 (40:45):
Oh?

Speaker 3 (40:46):
My goodness.

Speaker 2 (40:47):
Have you ever had like a joke or something like
where you feel like it offended somebody or they try
to like really like like have you ever like like
like felt like scared to be canceled for anything you've
said on stage?

Speaker 1 (41:01):
I probably I probably should be. I feel like I
don't know. You know, when you're when you're on that
tequila man, you know you can say anything, but and
you feel like you can say anything.

Speaker 3 (41:15):
And if you ever had someone stand up and leave
your show?

Speaker 1 (41:19):
Yeah, yeah I have I have. We've we've had people
stand up to believe the show because they're like, oh
my god, you're a you're you're trying to turn the
r white people against Latinos. And I was like, really, oh,
I'm not. And I was doing like the exact opposite.
She was just like some drunk lady. But yeah, I
feel like, for the most part, I get away with uh, murder.

(41:41):
I don't know, I'm not murder, but I get away
with a lot of things, mainly because I don't I
don't say it from like a mean places. I honestly
say everything. And you're a fucking comedian. Yeah, And I
feel like every comedian should have that characteristic of being
charismatic enough to say what you want, you know, and
just like yeah, like you know, yeah, like if I

(42:01):
say it's okay, but if someone else will to say it, like, oh,
that's probably okay, right for sure?

Speaker 2 (42:06):
Man? Is there like like I know a lot of
people are like you getting a Netflix special that seems
to be like kind of like the new like hal special,
Like is that like something that I mean obviously definitely.

Speaker 1 (42:19):
In the works.

Speaker 3 (42:20):
Yeah, yeah, it's in the works.

Speaker 1 (42:21):
Yeah. No, I mean we're like like the whole team
at w ME and three Arts have been like amazing, bro.
Just like when we when we signed with them, things
just started going, you know, and the meetings that we're
having and and everything that is, it's all coming together. Bro.

Speaker 2 (42:37):
How hard is it for you to like go from
like doing like five minutes to ten minutes and then
like is the jump like bigger from doing ten minutes
to thirty minutes or doing thirty minutes to an hour.

Speaker 1 (42:46):
That's crazy because you always think you have like twenty minutes,
and then you compare it to like a real twenty
minutes that other comedians do, right, and you're like, fuck,
my shit's I probably really don't have ten minutes, right,
you know because like once you really cut out the ship,
that's not even that funny. That vote for you it's funny, right,

(43:07):
But then you look at yourself five years later, like
with the Fuss, it was whack, you know, right, So.

Speaker 2 (43:12):
Because now you're when you do you like a headlining show,
you do an hour? Yeah yeah, yeah, but it's it's
more of just like an hour just seems like so long.

Speaker 1 (43:20):
I've done it so much now that it's just like
at this point now we're just perfecting the details of
the hour, right, or just of the stand up in general,
of anything we say, you know, we say it, okay,
it's funny, and now let's just let's get the details
and cut the fat out now. I'm but yeah, like
first getting the five minutes, man, that's probably the hardest

(43:43):
thing to do your first five yeah, like your first
ten minutes, like you your first real fit two minutes,
like you know, it's like and and you got to
go through it and try it in every single audience.
You gotta do every single room and sometimes those rooms
are gonna suck ass you're at bars, no one's paying
attention to you.

Speaker 2 (44:00):
Just like you just got to do all those you
got the bomb because you I'm sure you bombed before, right, It's.

Speaker 1 (44:06):
Kind of like building like your your your armor so
you can be ready like if case you do pop
off and be comfortous. You got to handle so much.
So it's like like you just got to go through
everything and just see if you're really built for it
first for sure. And then I think those are the
comedy guys just testing, you know, let's see if he
really wants to be funny. How often do you work
out like new material. Like uh well, like like working

(44:28):
that last hour, I had to just run that hour
multiple times make sure it was good. So but now
I'm running like for example, I'm finally getting to I
can finally go out and just build a brand new hour.
So the way I build a brand new hour just
going out there and just spitting right, I don't I'll

(44:48):
funk around with the crowd, and then maybe while I'm
fucking around the crowd, come up with a bit right there,
you know, keep big the crowd, you know, keep it
and then and then, And that's why I would like
it'll be like RENEV new material night, you know, just
be like I don't know what I'm gonna say. That's
what that means. I don't know what I'm gonna say.

Speaker 3 (45:03):
Yeah, we can see what happens.

Speaker 1 (45:05):
Yeah, new material.

Speaker 3 (45:08):
That just means we're freestyling tonight.

Speaker 1 (45:10):
I don't know what I'm gonna say. Yeah, searching, searching
might not get ship.

Speaker 3 (45:16):
We're freestyling tonight.

Speaker 1 (45:17):
I don't think like when you say your name, don't
think like guys, I wrote this new joke, Like no,
just like just means like what's up. That's so I
can't say those ship now, you know.

Speaker 2 (45:28):
So it's like, yeah, man, I fucking I feel like
being a stand up is like the most like you know,
because I feel like when you perform, like as a rapper,
like even if you open up and no one knows
who the fuck you are, like like you you might
have like the fucking track playing behind you or some shit.
I feel like when you're on stage, but even if
you're in front of ten people, like they're all like

(45:49):
like they.

Speaker 3 (45:50):
Want to laugh. Yeah, they're here, like they actually want
to laugh. So if they don't laugh at you, like
you're fucking not funny.

Speaker 1 (45:56):
Like we wanted to last, Like we're here to laugh.
So it's like up to you know, like give us something. Yeah,
and rappers like you guys can have like one good hit.

Speaker 3 (46:05):
Like I'm fucking drunk, I'm at the bar.

Speaker 2 (46:06):
If there's some opener on, I'm like whatever, like you
know what I'm saying, Like it's just different. Like but
if you're like a new comedian, I'm like, shit, everybody's
just a room full of motherfuckers waiting for you to
make them laugh.

Speaker 1 (46:18):
Just anytime musician, Right, you have like one good hit
and you can live off years for.

Speaker 3 (46:22):
That especially in different countries.

Speaker 2 (46:24):
Yeah, like man, motherfucking anybody who ever had a G
unit deal acon No, I'm talking about like the most
random G unit artists, young book, young buck, hot rod,
you name it. If they had gunit next to them.
They were getting booked in like Turkey for like fucking
ten years. I swear to God like.

Speaker 3 (46:45):
Unit like Chingy.

Speaker 1 (46:47):
I like that, Yes, where's Chinky at now? I don't know?
I poor guy man for bad for what happened.

Speaker 2 (46:54):
He said that like his whole career was the derailed
because he was uh lied on a trans woman said
that they had sex, but she later admitted that she lied,
but like people stopped sucking with him, damn. So he
was like yo from like he kind of could pinpoint
like from when his career because this motherfucker Chingy was huge.
He was on the cover double like sale like he

(47:15):
was a big deal, and that ship happened and he
just like knowing fuck with him. I don't know, but
CHINGI had some hits. Man shout out the chin right
right there. He had the song with pulling Me back
in Holiday and was it was snow.

Speaker 1 (47:29):
He had the uh this, he had the low key,
he had the low key t I beef. Yeah he
did nobody notice that.

Speaker 3 (47:36):
Houston, That that singer who dug his eye out. I
like that, remember that? I like that? Oh yeah, wait
to party yet, fucking Chan.

Speaker 1 (47:47):
We'll help you come back. I don't believe it.

Speaker 2 (47:49):
Would you take a private booking at Diddy's house right now?
Like since he was your childhood idol? Like just like, hey, dude,
I'm sad right now. The world's turning against me. Just
come tell me me and King comb some oaks, I
think right, one hundred grand ten minutes he buys, and yeah,

(48:12):
and and and he'll have the the we invented the
remix outfit on the leather pants.

Speaker 1 (48:17):
To hats Cartovity. Yeah for sure.

Speaker 2 (48:20):
Whatever, Yeah, fucking all those guys will be there. Mark
Curry will be there. G Debt might pop out. What's
fresh out of prison?

Speaker 1 (48:31):
No, you know I gonna do it. My wife hates
him so much right now, I can't do it, yo,
But I would like to have a conversation and be like, hey, man,
what's going on?

Speaker 3 (48:44):
So what happened?

Speaker 1 (48:44):
Bro okay? Is everything okay? They're okay? Man. You used
to be the inventor of the remix you know, I
would just like to see if he's okay, get him
some help.

Speaker 3 (48:54):
Can we get some more remixes?

Speaker 2 (48:58):
I don't know.

Speaker 3 (48:59):
Yeah, I think with the Diddy think it's.

Speaker 1 (49:00):
Like because that that Heisha Cole song the Last Night, Yeah.

Speaker 3 (49:05):
Great song, that was a gad banger. So last train
in Paris too heard the.

Speaker 1 (49:09):
Ending of it, he the any of it. Probably definitely
when when Diddy's like fucking over here, like that's the
motherfucker phone, bitch, you know, phone, come over right now
and beat that motherfucker up he said it.

Speaker 2 (49:22):
I remember that the signs were there the whole time, Yes, Jesus,
I mean I think the signs are there the whole time.

Speaker 1 (49:28):
But you know, I mean now, I wish Biggie was
here to give us his perspective because if he's doing that, he's.

Speaker 3 (49:37):
Definitely I don't think he was doing that in the nineties.

Speaker 1 (49:39):
How do you know?

Speaker 3 (49:40):
I don't know, man.

Speaker 2 (49:41):
I feel like once you become like super rich, super powerful,
things get weirder.

Speaker 1 (49:45):
I think I think when I think in the nineties
he was.

Speaker 3 (49:48):
Getting warmed up to being that dude, you know, he.

Speaker 1 (49:50):
Would have got checked for sure, for sure.

Speaker 3 (49:52):
Yeah, it would have been mentioned.

Speaker 2 (49:53):
It would have been mentioned on Hit Him Up like
Tupac definitely would have if he had some You know,
if Diddy was out here didland in the nineties.

Speaker 3 (50:00):
We would have heard about it on Hit him.

Speaker 1 (50:02):
Up, Got him on that. You know, it is what
it is, man, I feel like, uh, give me anything,
maybe CT or something.

Speaker 3 (50:09):
Do we think he has CT?

Speaker 1 (50:11):
I don't know. I'm trying to come up with it
to get an Yeah, like, how did this character come up? Like,
I don't I don't see us getting super vision and
powerful and usually gonna start doing that. Well, how look
at Bulet He.

Speaker 3 (50:22):
Just beat the shit out of his white shrugger down Magnolia.

Speaker 1 (50:25):
Ain't nobody out here getting money and thinking like that?
Like what happened to him? I don't know.

Speaker 2 (50:30):
Something happened, something, something happened. Listen, man, there's been some
famous people who you look. I am very capable of
separating the art from the artist.

Speaker 1 (50:42):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (50:43):
I still enjoy Michael Jackson's music despite allocations. I can
enjoy who else did? We're just talking about that.

Speaker 1 (50:52):
I love R Kelly, I mean he's.

Speaker 2 (50:54):
I used to enjoy Aaron Highlights, Yeah, Aaron Hernandez. I
mean if you're if you're a fucking Patriots fan.

Speaker 1 (51:01):
Yeah you're not.

Speaker 3 (51:02):
You know some of the best highlights that we had
not giving those rings.

Speaker 1 (51:05):
Bad bro bro Hey, that was funny. That was funny
when the most No, it was a super Bowl and
scored a touchdown and his touchdown celebration was digging up,
digging up something.

Speaker 2 (51:21):
But he was just like and then he was like
they said he was gay too, right, yes, yes, yes, wow,
poor guy.

Speaker 1 (51:30):
And he said he had a lover in jail too.
I watched the Netflix ship. This is crazy.

Speaker 3 (51:35):
I feel bad for his kids, like they're gonna grow
up and be like, damn.

Speaker 1 (51:38):
My dad was like, well, that's that's the rumor that
he killed himself, because if he killed himself, that was
the only way that the Patriots will give his family
and his family the remaining one of the contract was
like like, like, you want out of his death, So
it's crazy.

Speaker 3 (51:54):
Kind of a noble thing for a murderer to do.

Speaker 2 (51:56):
Yeah, yeah, about the most you know, if there was
any redemption to be like, if they themselves so Cassie
could get a settlement or something.

Speaker 1 (52:02):
Yeah. They also said, uh, like if you're if you're
most likely to kill someone you're most likely to kill
yourself as well.

Speaker 2 (52:11):
That makes sense, Yeah, because you're not well if I
feel like, if you get into life.

Speaker 1 (52:15):
It's not as hard kill himself.

Speaker 3 (52:17):
Yeah, and you're yeah, that's fair.

Speaker 1 (52:19):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (52:19):
If you're a murderer, you know, you're probably it's probably
a lot easier to do everything else.

Speaker 3 (52:23):
Yeah, everything else, it's fucked up, not as hard.

Speaker 1 (52:26):
I just killed I killed a few guys. I just
killed you guys in my trunk. Imagine murdered. Like, Oh,
I'm scared of heights man, Yeah, fuck I can't.

Speaker 3 (52:33):
I can't get on the fucking incredible haulk it's six flags.

Speaker 1 (52:37):
Just fucking kills somebody. You're fucking scared of a roller coaster? Bro.

Speaker 3 (52:40):
Yeah that's fair.

Speaker 1 (52:41):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (52:41):
Once you kill somebody, it's it's up from there. Hold
down anyway, Well, listen, man, you're when when does your
Netflix is a joke?

Speaker 1 (52:50):
Set drop the twenty six of this of May? So
what the fuck is today? Today's like the twenty fourth.

Speaker 3 (52:57):
It comes out Sunday, So by the time people watch this, it'll.

Speaker 1 (53:00):
Be he'll be out already. Man. So go on YouTube
right now, Go on Netflix as a joke and type
in renee Vako just tapping Renee vadka Netflix as a joke.

Speaker 2 (53:09):
Where can people purchase Obviously at the show you can
buy dil those but everywhere else so you can, yeah,
renee vaka dot net Yeah, everything everything there was dot
com taken.

Speaker 1 (53:18):
Yeah, it's taking over. Right who's got the dot com?
I think I think we're gonna get that right now?
Is there another guy or another reneeo? Well, there's actually
people that actually own something else that was Renee vodka.
But yeah, we know we're gonna get the dot com soon.
But for now, done that and get some T shirts.
Get some T shirts. Man, go follow my homeo homeboy.

(53:39):
Butleg keV Man, we're gonna we're gonna get Butleg kept
to a show. When's your next l A show? This weekend? Yeah,
this weekend. But I do my show once a month
at the Laugh Factory. It's called leg Day. That's what
this is. You know what I'm saying, this logo is
it's leg Day, man, It's what the logo is on
the merch. You know when you put your one leg
up on your beach. You know what I'm saying. That's
just to give her an extra happy, give an extra

(54:00):
half finch, you know, or just to give it one
leg up in life, you know what I mean? A
lot of you guys.

Speaker 3 (54:05):
Have you ever put your leg up like that and
got in your ass eating.

Speaker 1 (54:08):
Damn, that's a different fucking level of leg right there.
I never fucking heard nothing like that. Dude, you be
doing that bootleg can.

Speaker 3 (54:14):
It may or may not have happened to be up
there with that.

Speaker 1 (54:16):
He's a real bootleg man. Heah, yeah, he has girls
the room like, Yeah, you guys want to meet the
real bootleg keV? No, because what.

Speaker 3 (54:25):
Happens and then you got your leg up and then
you're getting head and.

Speaker 1 (54:29):
Ye see the real boutlet care.

Speaker 4 (54:32):
Get that bootleg Kev's what you wanted up, bitch, you
wanted that boutlet keV. Anyway, le day it's leg Laugh Factory,
Laugh Factory once a month, usually the last Wednesday of
every month.

Speaker 2 (54:46):
There it is last Wednesday of the month, usually last
Wednesday of the month. All right, I gotta come on
a Wednesday. Yeah, I'm in there.

Speaker 3 (54:53):
My guy appreciate you pulling up, brother of course.

Speaker 1 (54:55):
Man, And I heard your own pizza place. Yeah, we're
gonna go get some pizza.

Speaker 2 (54:58):
Yeah, here'sssing the pizza guy pizza a pizza psycho at
the bar.

Speaker 3 (55:02):
Some elbow that you fucking did was a bad you
fucking was he busting?

Speaker 1 (55:07):
Was he out there diddling? He was diddling diddling?

Speaker 3 (55:09):
Yeah, alright, well, Grene, appreciate your brother, Thank you for
coming out.

Speaker 1 (55:14):
God bless you, thank you. Fire good ship