September 30, 2025 • 7 mins
Tim critiques the Minnesota Vikings' organizational structure, likening it to a poorly designed building lacking essential safety codes, using examples from other NFL teams to illustrate his points. The conversation highlights the Vikings' failure to prepare for adverse situations, leading to their current struggles.
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
The Minnesota Vikings are a poorly built football team, and
on this podcast, I'm going to explain why they were
not designed to handle adverse situations.
Speaker 2 (00:13):
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Speaker 1 (00:15):
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Speaker 2 (00:20):
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Speaker 1 (00:23):
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twenty nine dollars. Spilit forwards or backwards? That spelled the
same zero res. All right, The Vikings are poorly built
because they were not designed to handle challenging circumstances, adverse situations.
(00:49):
Think about an NFL organization like an architect designing a building.
Let's take a look at this building right here. This
thing is huge, it is massive, it is beautiful, it
is stable. I mean, nothing's breaking this thing. This is
(01:11):
a beautifully designed building. But what needs to be in
place before this building gets designed are safety coats. So
beautiful rooms, roof is sensational, it's amazing, but there's also
a back door to get out in case a fire.
Pops up in the living room. There's also these side
doors that are available in case something goes wrong. What
(01:34):
if lightning strikes the house for poo poo, and there's
a fire in this room, Well there's gotta be doors,
and there's gotta be stairs, and there's got to.
Speaker 2 (01:42):
Be back doors.
Speaker 1 (01:43):
And architect designs a building with safety coats in place,
or it will.
Speaker 2 (01:49):
Not get passed.
Speaker 1 (01:50):
And the Vikings organization designed a football team without any
safety coats.
Speaker 2 (01:58):
They designed a beautiful foundation.
Speaker 1 (02:01):
From the outside looking in it, they look spectacular, like
this house right here. But what they didn't do is
meet the safety codes that every great NFL organization needs
to meet. And the most important safety code for an
NFL organization is a quarterback that can overcompensate for a
(02:27):
disaster happening around them. The Minnesota Vikings built a spectacular
offensive line this offseason, but what they didn't do is
create safety code in case something went wrong. And now
something did, and now the Vikings are left dealing.
Speaker 2 (02:50):
With the disaster.
Speaker 1 (02:52):
Now there's a fire in the building with no way out,
and where do you turn? Now you burn up, And
that's what's happening to the Viking season. Christian darrisolv was
returning from his torn aco They drafted Donovan Jackson, they
signed Ryan Kelly and Will Fries from the Colts, and
their stud right tackle Brian.
Speaker 2 (03:13):
O'Neil came back.
Speaker 1 (03:14):
But how would the Vikings react and respond if an
injury went down. They didn't have that plan in place.
They have no depth on the offensive line, and they
don't have a quarterback that can overcompensate for injuries to
the offensive line. You might view injuries as uncontrollable, but
(03:37):
injuries are also a part of the game, so you
can plan for them accordingly. When building an NFL roster,
you have to factor in injuries to that NFL roster,
and that's when death becomes a huge part of NFL rosters.
Speaker 2 (03:54):
Every Super Bowl team in the history of the.
Speaker 1 (03:56):
NFL never went through an entire season without us saying
injury players need to step up, quarterbacks need to overcompensate.
Speaker 2 (04:04):
And what greater example than what we saw on Sunday
Night between.
Speaker 1 (04:10):
The Packers and Cowboys. Going into this game, the Packers
were favored Micah Parsons's revenge game and the Cowboys had
injuries to marquee players. Seedee lamb out, Tyler Booker, their
drafted guard out, their center Cooper Bebee out. The Cowboys
(04:31):
still put up forty points against the Green Bay Packers
defense because Dak Prescott was able to overcompensate for the
injuries to the Cowboys' key players superstar players, and Dak
(04:52):
Prescott's stats in that game thirty one for forty three
hundred and nineteen yards, three touchdowns, zero interceptions one and
twenty four point nine passer rating despite being without three
marquee offensive players. The Vikings lose three offensive linemen, which
is undoubtedly a challenging circumstance. But how you can overcome
(05:16):
that circumstance is by having a quarterback in place that
can overcompensate for those injuries. And the Vikings don't, and
now they're a dumpster fire. And architect designs a building
with safety codes in place, and that's how good NFL
(05:36):
rosters are also designed with safety codes in place. The
Vikings designed an NFL team without any safety codes. A
few offensive linemen went down, and there is no belief
that JJ McCarthy or Carson Wentz can overcompensate for what's
(05:58):
going down.
Speaker 2 (05:59):
A team is built in the trenches.
Speaker 1 (06:02):
But a team is also built with a quarterback that
can overcompensate for injuries around them. And this Vikings roster isn't.
It doesn't have safety codes in case there's an emergency
or a fire in specific areas of the roster. And
that's why the Vikings right now are a dumpster fire.
(06:27):
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these before photos if you're watching on YouTube. Blue floor,
blue step going into the shower. This situation was unhealthy
because we had a multi shower. It was gross. They
(06:49):
designed our bathroom in forty eight hours. Talk about a
good designer with safety codes, new surround, new shower, went
from a single to a double sink, mirror, vanity countertops, flooring, bathtub.
All of this was done in forty eight hours by
five Star Bath Solutions of Minneapolis. Contact them today if
(07:14):
you need your bathroom remodel today because their promise is
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The Minnesota Vikings are a poorly built football team, and
on this podcast, I'm going to explain why they were
not designed to handle adverse situations.
Speaker 2 (00:13):
But first I need to tell you about zero.
Speaker 1 (00:15):
Res carpet cleaning, because right now they are offering three
carpets clean for.
Speaker 2 (00:20):
Only one hundred and twenty nine dollars.
Speaker 1 (00:23):
Contact zero Resminnesota dot com, tell them you heard about
him from the brawl with Tim Paul, and they'll give
you a three carpets clean for only one hundred and
twenty nine dollars. Spilit forwards or backwards? That spelled the
same zero res. All right, The Vikings are poorly built
because they were not designed to handle challenging circumstances, adverse situations.
(00:49):
Think about an NFL organization like an architect designing a building.
Let's take a look at this building right here. This
thing is huge, it is massive, it is beautiful, it
is stable. I mean, nothing's breaking this thing. This is
(01:11):
a beautifully designed building. But what needs to be in
place before this building gets designed are safety coats. So
beautiful rooms, roof is sensational, it's amazing, but there's also
a back door to get out in case a fire.
Pops up in the living room. There's also these side
doors that are available in case something goes wrong. What
(01:34):
if lightning strikes the house for poo poo, and there's
a fire in this room, Well there's gotta be doors,
and there's gotta be stairs, and there's got to.
Speaker 2 (01:42):
Be back doors.
Speaker 1 (01:43):
And architect designs a building with safety coats in place,
or it will.
Speaker 2 (01:49):
Not get passed.
Speaker 1 (01:50):
And the Vikings organization designed a football team without any
safety coats.
Speaker 2 (01:58):
They designed a beautiful foundation.
Speaker 1 (02:01):
From the outside looking in it, they look spectacular, like
this house right here. But what they didn't do is
meet the safety codes that every great NFL organization needs
to meet. And the most important safety code for an
NFL organization is a quarterback that can overcompensate for a
(02:27):
disaster happening around them. The Minnesota Vikings built a spectacular
offensive line this offseason, but what they didn't do is
create safety code in case something went wrong. And now
something did, and now the Vikings are left dealing.
Speaker 2 (02:50):
With the disaster.
Speaker 1 (02:52):
Now there's a fire in the building with no way out,
and where do you turn? Now you burn up, And
that's what's happening to the Viking season. Christian darrisolv was
returning from his torn aco They drafted Donovan Jackson, they
signed Ryan Kelly and Will Fries from the Colts, and
their stud right tackle Brian.
Speaker 2 (03:13):
O'Neil came back.
Speaker 1 (03:14):
But how would the Vikings react and respond if an
injury went down. They didn't have that plan in place.
They have no depth on the offensive line, and they
don't have a quarterback that can overcompensate for injuries to
the offensive line. You might view injuries as uncontrollable, but
(03:37):
injuries are also a part of the game, so you
can plan for them accordingly. When building an NFL roster,
you have to factor in injuries to that NFL roster,
and that's when death becomes a huge part of NFL rosters.
Speaker 2 (03:54):
Every Super Bowl team in the history of the.
Speaker 1 (03:56):
NFL never went through an entire season without us saying
injury players need to step up, quarterbacks need to overcompensate.
Speaker 2 (04:04):
And what greater example than what we saw on Sunday
Night between.
Speaker 1 (04:10):
The Packers and Cowboys. Going into this game, the Packers
were favored Micah Parsons's revenge game and the Cowboys had
injuries to marquee players. Seedee lamb out, Tyler Booker, their
drafted guard out, their center Cooper Bebee out. The Cowboys
(04:31):
still put up forty points against the Green Bay Packers
defense because Dak Prescott was able to overcompensate for the
injuries to the Cowboys' key players superstar players, and Dak
(04:52):
Prescott's stats in that game thirty one for forty three
hundred and nineteen yards, three touchdowns, zero interceptions one and
twenty four point nine passer rating despite being without three
marquee offensive players. The Vikings lose three offensive linemen, which
is undoubtedly a challenging circumstance. But how you can overcome
(05:16):
that circumstance is by having a quarterback in place that
can overcompensate for those injuries. And the Vikings don't, and
now they're a dumpster fire. And architect designs a building
with safety codes in place, and that's how good NFL
(05:36):
rosters are also designed with safety codes in place. The
Vikings designed an NFL team without any safety codes. A
few offensive linemen went down, and there is no belief
that JJ McCarthy or Carson Wentz can overcompensate for what's
(05:58):
going down.
Speaker 2 (05:59):
A team is built in the trenches.
Speaker 1 (06:02):
But a team is also built with a quarterback that
can overcompensate for injuries around them. And this Vikings roster isn't.
It doesn't have safety codes in case there's an emergency
or a fire in specific areas of the roster. And
that's why the Vikings right now are a dumpster fire.
(06:27):
If you need your bathroom remodel, you need to check
out five Star Bath Solutions of Minneapolis because they transformed
our bathroom in forty eight hours. Take a look at
these before photos if you're watching on YouTube. Blue floor,
blue step going into the shower. This situation was unhealthy
because we had a multi shower. It was gross. They
(06:49):
designed our bathroom in forty eight hours. Talk about a
good designer with safety codes, new surround, new shower, went
from a single to a double sink, mirror, vanity countertops, flooring, bathtub.
All of this was done in forty eight hours by
five Star Bath Solutions of Minneapolis. Contact them today if
(07:14):
you need your bathroom remodel today because their promise is
that it will be done in forty eight hours. Five
Star Bath Solutions of Minneapolis
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