#784: Is Justin Jefferson Secretly Plotting His Escape from the Vikings?!

Is Minnesota Vikings WR Justin Jefferson secretly planning his escape to leave the Vikings organization?! Tim explains his conspiracy theory revolving around Justin Jefferson and the Minnesota Vikings.

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
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Justin Jefferson is not only one of the best wide

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receivers in football, he is also a public relations extraordinaire.
Did you hear what he was saying about JJ McCarthy yesterday?

Speaker 2 (00:56):
The people would ask out there practice seize the throsden
he makes, He sees the reads that he's making, he's
making the great reads he's he's throwing the ball with
great accuracy. It's just all about doing it in the game,
you know, not allowing the game to speed up, speed
up his brain. And that's kind of something that I
also had to learn as well with my routes, not

(01:18):
having to speed up my routes just because you know
the the D line is trying to get back there,
or you know that I'm feeling the speed of the game.
So just allowing himself to be in the moment, to
be poised, to be focused on, you know, all of
the things that we have going on, and just be yourself.
You know he can make those throws. He can. He's
a great quarterback in this league. It's just all about

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just going out there on Sundays when it all counts
and it all matters, and showing up.

Speaker 1 (01:44):
He is one of the great qbs in this league.
Are you kidding me? In the world what evidence would
support that J. J. McCarthy is one of the great
qbs in this league. If I'm Jajon McCarthy, I'm hiring
Justin Jefferson as my agent because that was one of

(02:05):
the best sell jobs I've ever seen. I get what
Justin Jefferson is doing. He's trying to be the leader.
He's trying to represent that see on his chest and
he's doing a mighty fine job keeping his composure, not
lashing out at his quarterback. It is clear that Justin
Jefferson is different than any wide receiver that stepped foot

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on that football field. But when you go on and
on and on about how great McCarthy is playing quarterback,
come on, man, you are lying through your teeth. And
his actions in football games have really expressed how Justin
Jefferson really feels. And there's been other reports that shows

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just how poorly Vikings receivers have been acting after a
bad miss by McCarthy. What some people are doing is
they're reacting to this Justin Jefferson clip and saying just
how much he loves Minnesota, just how much he loves
the Vikings organization, and I view it entirely opposite. The

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receiver position is normally filled with egotistical maniacs that just
want theirs. JJ doesn't act like that, and he's taking
the same persona to press conferences. And when Jefferson is
no longer a part of the Vikings organization, it's going
to be he deserves a new place. He's dealt with

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poor quarterback play for far too long. He's been a
professional on and off the field to a degree that
we've never seen. And when he quietly asks for a
trade out of Minnesota after next season, unless a Vikings
veteran quarterback comes in and says the day or McCarthy

(03:59):
takes leaps, the reaction is going to be he's earned it,
he's deserved it. I think Jefferson's voice is all part
of a plot to paint him as the good guy
when he eventually leaves the Vikings organization. Have you ever
seen the movie Liar, Liar?

Speaker 3 (04:20):
He's a pedantic, bontificating, pretentious bastard, a beligerent old fart,
a worthless, steaming pile of cowdom.

Speaker 1 (04:31):
If Justin Jefferson could lie, he would go to the
press conferences and say, we have a super Bowl roster.
The organization spent three hundred million dollars this offseason. McCarthy
had all day to throw, and he's still completed only
fifty percent of his balls. If Jefferson came out and said, yeah,

(04:53):
McCarthy's got a lot of work to do, but I
still believe him because he's got that perseverance in that attitude,
I would believe him because that's true. But when he
comes out and says the most ridiculous thing ever. He's
one of the great qubans in this league. You can't
help but raise an eyebrow and wonder, what the frick uh,

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