January 17, 2025 • 35 mins
Bubba Dub recaps Shai Gilgeous-Alexander and the Oklahoma City Thunder’s 134-114 blowout vs Donovan Mitchell and the Cleveland Cavaliers. Everybody wants to talk about Nikola Jokic, Luka Doncic, and Giannis, but SGA is the best player in the NBA!!
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Speaker 1 (00:09):
What's up, everybody? What's up everybody? And welcome to a
bubb a Dub show. I'm your host. I just want
to say thank everybody for coming over here this morning. Normally,
you know, I do it around the nighttime, but today
I had to come to you this morning. I had
to get this off. My mother can chest how I'm
feeling today. Hopefully you feeling good. Hopefully you chilling, hopeull
you had the crew, Hopefully on break, Hopefully you somewhere
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this show. Got a hell of a weekend coming up,
Oh y'all. NFL playoff popping up. Damn this weekend. I
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can't wait, You can't wait. Ne were gonna get straight
to it. But today I'm coming before y'all this morning
to talk about the game last night, Oklahoma Thunder versus
the Cleveland Cavaliers. Let me tell y'all, right, now. The
Oklahoma Thunder knocked the corn Beef sandwiches after Cals last night.
Two of the best teams in the NBA win ain'ty
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last night on T and T. And let me tell
y'all shave Gillicus Alexander the Great didn't just the point
boting in twenty nine minutes. I wanna put the world
on notice if y'all already ain't gonna know, because I
know y'all be hollering Yokis, y'all be hollering Tagum, y'all
be holling Luca, y'all be hollering on what's his name?
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I can't think of my boy name right now, Milwaukee,
I can't think of his name right now. The Greek
the free Shae Gilicus Alexander is the best player in
the NBA right goddamn now, and he'll give it to you.
How for you going it too off the pick and roll?
I take you off the dribble. Got the best mid
range game in the game right now. And you can
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argue with yo, mama. His mid range game, y'all to me,
because he ain't coming off from picking rolls like that,
I mean off the screens and stuff. Curls and stuff
like Richel Hamilton. Don't y'all know this young man could
get anywhere. He gonna get on the court and you
can't speed him up. He take his own mother fucking
time and he will d you up. He averaging thirty
one points, five and six. You put a point going
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out on him, he tore mother. Get small. I'm gonna
back him down and I'm gonna give him the business
all of mother his night day. You put a big
guy on me, I'm going by you. I might dunk,
I might finger roll it, or I might hit my
little my little jumper, Mit Ryan jump and you can't
stop it. Oklahoma thumb, oh ladies and gentlemen, thirty four
and six, the caws thirty four and six two hell,
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but they ring it through him. There was a twenty
point game last night. They won by it, but they
was helped by throwing up bout thoulty mother fucking points. Thinking,
I'm gonna tune into TNT watch the two best teams
in the NBA go egg, But it didn't look like
the two best NBA teams. It looked like on it.
That's what's going on up there in Oklahoma. I don't
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know who the GM is. I don't know who the
scouting dude in GM up there in Oklahoma, but they
the best motherfucker in business. Think about all the people
Oklahoma done drafted. Let's started with Kevin Durant. That for
he ass. Then we're gonna go down the Rush. Then
we're gonna go down to James Harden. Then we're gonna
go down the arm Ibaca, who remember Ibaca? God damn
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Abacca block shots all night. Then go lay up with
carry Hillson. Do you hear me? That's the kind of
squad Oklahoma thunder the head. They doesn't have some mother
fucking bottles up there. Let's keep going. I ain't talking
about draft the niggas. They're gonna have playoff Pete. They
gonna have him up there doing his mother fucking They
doesn't have some talent up there in Oklahoma. They ain't
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want a motherfucking thing. But goddamn it, they didn't have
some ball player us up there, and they ain't even healthy, ladies,
and James shall hold them who on the bench on
the bench, think about when they get healthy, what's they
gonna through. Dort Ball last night, ja't then William last night.
So if you already don't know nothing about the Thunder,
were you gonna know? Now? I got them balls going
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to the NBA Finals. That's just what I'm seeing right now.
I feel like this young man, Shaye is on another
level right now. He got that look in his eye.
He not bullshit, And I love players who ain't bullshit.
They gonna go on now and get the job done.
When they see blood, damn it, they attack it. Shae
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is a shork, do you a short? And Challs wouldn't
number got THEMN tune one last night? I saw it.
You saw it? Ball head ass shack sawing on Barkley
sawing bad needs touching when you walk in and Smith somewhere, hell,
even EJ saw it last night. I was impressed about
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what I seen last night from the Oklahoma Thunder. Y'all
know some of y'all been keeping up with him. I
know someone that some of y'all team, But from what
I'm seeing us for this year in the NBA, the
Thunder looked like the team to beat to me. And
I know they still got to sell this after and
all this and that, but the young motherfucker bawling and
they got old last Caruso over and he ain't really old.
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They got him over coming off the bench. Donk and
that mother I'm talking about Nigga Nixon his and shit, shit,
I wish I could do. That's what Caruso are doing
right now. KOs They got a good team. I ain't
gonna lie Jonothan Milchell last night trash you a national
motherfucking the TV Cathaliz, y'all, recky donna get that much
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TV time because Shack ain't telling me, because Lebron ain't
there no motherfucking more. But the time you do jigging.
This is how y'all come out and play last night
like fucking garbage three for fifteen. They ain't gonna get it.
You always talking about y'all want the lights on, y'all
the lights on me. They dearey bright, but they was
dimn real quick. They was damn real quick. Then not
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just tell y'all that man had forty points in twenty
nine minutes. Ain't nobody stopping, No, damn ain't no defense.
How you coming back into the bench talking about we
gotta get a stop? What stop? We need to go
back to the old school basketball. When playoffs are getting
hit on they damn Nick. Yeah, you might got fogged,
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but you gonna earn every motherfucking point. Not now dude
hitting threes, bringing down the court, throwing their hands up,
doing all this and that everybody just happened. Not me.
If I'm a defendal, I'm thinna dig a tech, I'm
finna dig ejected. We could be cooled after the game,
but on this court, I'm knocking your motherfucking head off.
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We ain't seeing that no more. Each day everybody homeboys,
everybody smoking weed together, everybody's sharing holes together. That ain't
the business. I want competition. I wanna go against you.
You the best. I feel like I'm the besch. Goddamnit.
We're gonna get on this court and we're gonna go
ahead it hell. You get out the way, you get
out the way? Mean you wing on? Mother fucking morn.
Can you stop me? That's the thing. Don't nobody want
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to stop nobody? No damn more for both of these
team to play last night. Both of them is thirty
four and six, Both of them is the best teams
in the NBA right now. I'm just going off my
opinion after eyebill test about what I'm being seen, and
I'm not I'm not a prisoner in the moment. I'm
not calling the moment. I'm honestly just telling y'all how
I feel. I feel like Shay Gillicaus Alexander the Great
you know here Canadian and doub ain't fucking up the
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name today. I've been studying that goddamn name all night.
Why I ain't gonna hide last like I couldn't get
the name right, I should let me go get morning.
God damn right, practice what you preach. I've been working
on that name all night. Now I'm in the groove
with now. I just thank this man. The best player
in the NBA right now, man, and and I just
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love his game. He's poised, you know, no, homo. He's long,
long arms, he's defending the passing lanes. He's getting steals,
he's rebounding, he's assisting, he's a leaders. He's talking out
that he's barking. He letting them know he's the big
dog on the block. But there's nothing wrong with I'm
the big dog here. You might be the big dog
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out there, but when you step on this court right here,
I'm the big dog. He got some Kobe Bryan. Ain't
him if you ask me, Oh yeah, he got some
Kobe in it. Yea yo, you can't stop me. That's
how you gotta be when you're in the bed room
with your girl. You got the leggar. No, I don't
give a damn who came before me, But that mother
fuck ain't me. He ain't you stuff like me? What's
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done got in you? Baby? I'm gonna red bull and
my nose. Tell her for combination. You mix the tool.
You can go down to help get your red bull
that's gonna give you your wounds. Tell that red bull
gonna give your wounds. They rhyan no't gonna give you
stammer and you standing up on you look a dead
in her eyes, and you give her that mother fucking meat.
Do you hear me? Some people like me, but sometime
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you got to give him vestable. Black people gonna normal
to get vestibles. But now you gotta give the whole festival.
If they go for thirty, you gotta give your whole meat.
And Joshabulson telling you truth Philly Day in twenty five,
they just satisfied. But me. But the women that's thirty
and know they got the hell dust pustu. That's why
I like theating older women. I like theating older women
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that need assistance getting out the bed. I like they
know the women that got hip replacements. Cause when you
go and lay down and do your thing and get
up and leave, this motherfucker can't get up out the
bed and follow you. That's why I like the old women,
young hole, and follow you all around the motherfucking where
you're going. Who you're texting? Bitch? I am CONSTI go
on the tow. I know he got feverl I know
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he got fevil. That's why I like they know women
you hold don't know how to go to the throes.
They gonna do no that. All they want you to
do is be home at a certain motherfucking time. Old woman,
Ay four or five in the morning. Hey, I'm thiry,
dig up and for the to go home. I saved,
not them, young hole. She you gonna lay down to
the sun. Come up with them, young hole. We go together.
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I beat damn. I beat that. We don't do nothing. See,
I didn't master being the perfect side knuckle. Let me
unsplain to y'all. When I call him hole my name,
don't papa my name? Come up? And scoob, what eats? Hell,
my name come up in motherfucking over eats. I'm a
real nigga. I'm a master upside Niggase they can call
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me that and talk to me about how you ain't
shit and now I'm a grin and will he ain't
paying the bills like he ain't post to he ain't shit. Boo,
you can do better than that, ship boo. Hell, that's
I'm the perfect side nigger in the world. I got
your bits back when you ain't got her back when
you're beating her. Motherfucking nad I'm the one telling her,
don't call with laws, don't do it to him. He
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got two stripes this time. He had him. Just come
over here with me for a couple of hours. I
get your mind right, Yeah, I don't worry. I know
your eyes, I know you got two black guy, Just
worry your shaves. Why I eat you eager like the
baby boy height? Goddamn me fit come, I damn right.
You don't go on your preyer. Give me one hundred
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dollars so I can give me some weed when you leave, yo,
bit eating your motherfucker girl out. I'm doing you a
favor and you walking around the high A man ain't
heving no beer, but you want to beat your girl.
Look you gonna stop it. I'll have you in county
by tomorrow evening. Y'all better start showing some respect. I'm
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saving y'all. I'm saving y'all. It's heart eating. He's big
at that motherfucker behin us. I am the damn vaginal's
look like the oversized had navels. I got to deal
with that. I got the deal with helping her. We're
putting das her mother because you won't. You don't want
to pump the gas. So I got to sneak around
and dress up like the stud and do it. I'm doing.
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I'm making sacrifices. I'm like the navy seat around this mother.
I'm in and out with this ship. You com in
and out with this. The disrespect from you men have
to stop. Yd I'm simple. It has the mother to stop.
And I'm tired of y'all. I'm tired of it, tired
of the whole calling me, telling me, y'all sleeping with
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three and four five holes. Two holes ain't enough. You
got to get three and four niggas, three and four,
why not two three and fours. That's too many. That's
too many, six partners. Too many six partners lead to STDs.
Now I would barn meeting this whole. I can't burn
meaning no more because you got the fucking any need. Everybody,
nigga stick to one. That's it, one and two. We
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all can keep doing this with our condoms. Now. I
got to work commler now. I got to have money
for condos I ain't been having. I ain't been having
threey'allsand ninety nine six for rubbles. I don't want to
work rubbles, but I gotta do it because you niggas,
I ain't sleeping with more than two one, you're sleeping
with ten fifteen. We got to do bell y'all. We
got to do better. How y'all doing today? Man? I'm
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just in one of them znges right now. You see
my phone cracked and I ain't getting it fixed, not
getting it mother fuck shit fixed. I'm cheaping twenty twenty five.
I'm stacking all my money and twenty twenty five. I
ain't got no money for no God, damn by, I
ain't even got no money for my kids eating calling
me talking about they want to eat God Damn, I botchie.
You better take your ass to MacDonald's and dreaming so
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botch it because you're not getting it from me a dollar. Mean,
you give them a burger, fries and some nuggets and
give them a drink and get your ad back to
their house and getting them books. Twenty twenty five were
saving money, y'all, were not spending unnecessary money in twenty
twenty five. These holes wanna call you, Hey, I wont salm.
You ain't been eating salmon whole. You ain't been eating salmon,
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no leamon, pepple salad, melfow. Oh you eating all salmon croquettes.
That's what you can eat, salmon croquets and some ries.
I stop at Brooks's or HB and get you some sugar.
But we not eating the shit that you gonna wanna eat.
You're not gonna get with me all the shit that
you ain't never been ordered. All of a sudden you
want to order me because you know I got that
chill me, this chugar going on my broccoli, and my
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broccoli own it. Y'all, y'all better pay attention putting you
up on game this year. I'm telling y'all, y'all sitting
around here. You do your family members mad wrong? How
you're talking about dude, what's going on? Where you got
a cousin or uncle over her had a birthday? You
won't even tell him happy birthday. But Janki Jackson have
a birthday. Happy birthday, Jani Jashon. Fuck jack and Jackson. No,
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Jenny Jackson never fan you when you were over have
Jenie Jackson never clothe you when you were cold. No,
your family did. I'm sicking to disrespect you niggas doing
happy birthday Lebron? Did Lebron come get your motherfucking ass
when you was out of jail? I think I did?
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You niggas don't never think about that, and you only
think about y'all motherfuckingself because y'all selfish. You sell your fish.
And I'm the one that they on this show and
tell y'all about y'allself. Nobody else don't want to tell y'all.
Hef people get up preying a lot of y'all all day,
and y'all love it. A niggas like me get up
here and tell the truth. I don't like him. He
talking too much for me. Nobody want to hear the truth.
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But damn it, I'm gonna give it. People on here
mad at me because I made a skit saying that
a dying woman wanted to see me y'all before she died.
So I go and see a woman, me and my team.
I fly my own self out. Me and my team
called me about three bands for the flight. I ain't tripping.
I really put a smile on somebody's face. At the
end of the morning's fucking day. We get there to
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the womanhood and her daughter. The woman tell her daughter, Hey,
go show Bubba Dub and his friends the house this
and there. I want some long time him bat So
me and the woman in the chiller she come over.
I come over where she was. She want to hold
my hands and pray. She started praying, like telling me
how she wanna do sexual favors to me. I'm like,
hold on, I don't play with God in prayers. We
ain't gonna do that now. Woman stop it. So she
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tells me if I don't do what she wanted me
to do, she gonna say I've done some tom Now
I'm conflicted in them. I'm conflicted because this woman got
you know, this woman and somebody that now I'm black man,
and then day man, they gonna believe over me even
though I ain't done nothing. I ain't thought about doing nothing.
So after I love her, get me some head and shit,
I leave you now. I'm just simple asking y'all, oh
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cause I'm from of the big head I ever had.
I want to double back, and I'm wrong for wanting
to double back. People got man me? Man, you playing
with God? Come on, man, this and that and people
who talking y'all. Motherfucker's having sex right now and not
near it. But y'all won't point that thing at me.
I won't that you criggles do it. I won't let
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you cridgles do it. I'm gonna tell y'all something about liveing.
Not some of y'all, cause some of y'all real. Some
of y'all been following me for seven eight years. Y'all
been grown with me. Let me tell you something about
the motherfucking hagar. Sometime, my hagar are coming just like this, heydub,
I been fucking with you and all this and then,
but man, money you change people. Man. I'm just saying,
God to give it to you and got to take
away what they got to do with me telling jokes
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while when I was right on the corner on the
block with y'all every day being broken bombing, you love me.
But when I start dressing it and start trying to
improve myself and be a better person to the world,
now you're gonna like me. Oh now, no, I ain't
got my teeth done, or you ain't find any no
more niggas, stop it. The only let black people do
that shit. From what I see, I don't see a
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white person get their teeth done. White people say, oh,
I like Jeffrey with the regular teach I didn't like
this Jeffrey with the new teeth. The whole point is
to stack your motherfucking money and fix yourself up. That's
all it's about. I ain't smile. That ain't motherfucking years.
Ain'tnybody on here know what I'll tell you. They ain't
never seen me smile. But now I'm smiling. Now be
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happy for me. It's I was happy for you, motherfucker.
When y'all was out here doing y'all things, jigging calls,
putting rims on candy, pain all the women, all y'all,
I was right there, happy for y'all. But now I'm
doing this shit on a daily basis. You can't stand
it for just what I'm not gonna stop. God got
me in this position. That's the only one can stop
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me until the end. I'm gonna let my motherfucking life
shine and I'm not doing I'm gonna keep crustling. I'm
gonna keep grinding. I'm gonna keep being a good man,
a good friend, a good father, and all this I
can beat. But I don't think I'm better than nobody else.
Just watching this motherfucking show, I'm still dull and I'll
never change. But the god they don't smile isn't nothing.
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Do you even hear me? I can wake up now
in this bitch faith and smile bach. I used to
couldn't do that. My teef used to be color of
a school bus. I didn't wanna smile. Let him. Now
when I come down below, yeah, I can look up.
Ain't nothing but white. He get kill kill used to
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ride regular gas in the car. Now I'm supreme. It's
all about upgrading yourself. Shaq was worth two hundred and
fifty pounds one time, then he got up to three twenty.
Now he was unstoppable. But when he was smiled little.
He couldn't do it nothing with Kareem, I mean her
kiem wnn lot you on he was schooling now that
same a king that were doing sack in ninety five,
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cause he do the same sack like that, the two
thousand and one shack like that. Hey on, no give
around people that want to see you do great, because
I've been there been rather nimbles. Now when I got
it all, I don't like it. House. Oh heat, this,
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oh heat that I might be, but I got God
with me. You can pray all you want that I
fall off. I won't. I won't. I won't. Last night
I watched the Sacral Manlo Kings beat the Houston Rockets.
Houston Rockets. It's another good team that's on the way.
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And I told y'all with Drell cooking them home cooked meals,
it got Jaden Green full of motherfucking indages. You can't
ball on the empty stumba. I know you can't jump
on a empty stumb either. You can't give it to
it the way you want to give it to it
because you ut. But when you four, maybe some of
you got un look and your sister, some of you
might have gotta give me something that good week. Yeah,
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you can pocus, You can take your time with this whole. Yes,
you're a little overweight, but when you're feeling good and
healthy and strength, you can raise them legs up. The
bit last nigga couldn't raise them legs, so he didn't
have no strength in them damn bones. But me and
you know, my Bubba dud people we getting money. You
got different kindar bones right now. You ain't got a
going bone. You got riding horse liars bons showing of
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the strongest bones in the motherfucking world. And she can't
believe you holding them up like this. She can't believe
you making sweet love toy like this. Oh yeah, but
stand the strain to day someone. You're walking around here
now because your pocket is hurting, that's okay, But if
you've been working more than six months, then you no
help on the motherfucking way with them income taxes. Yeah
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you might be walking right now, but in a couple
of weeks you gonna be riding paper tags again. Yeah,
you've been smoking raggie all twenty two and a half four,
but at two and a five you're smoking cush. It
only might last for two or three months. But damn it,
you gonna do it. You're gonna get the job doing taxis. Yeah,
you normally been calling for Graham Man with that nigga.
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I know he want a ground not that day I want.
I want a truth pion him. I want a tith
pier day. Oh you got your tastes, don't matter what
I got. I got them broke faces. Do you want someone? Ye,
well come on the rose and got off. Last night
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he had thirty three elige monk come off the bench,
had come off he started. Last night he had twenty
six of bonus had torny. Darren Fox had nineteen. Don't
forget their head coach got fired to sheer. Mike Brown
got fired. They got Doug Christie Jackie Christie husband over
there right now. He's the head coach. I think he
can lead these boys, I really do. He's a former
player defensive place to hold Kobe a lot, even though
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Kobe were doing him. But that's Kobe. That's the mambo.
Kobe could do those type of things to anybody, no
matter who it was. Kobe was gonna give you work.
But Doug Christi is the head coach of the Sacramento
Kings right now that being on a little run right now,
they will I feel like they can make the playoffs
with dood christis their head coach. We already know who
Rockets head coach is Udoka. You know, used to be
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a marathon kneel long. Uh. We're doing wonderful things up
there in Boston until he got fired for sleeping with
them executive wives up there. And y'all want to blame
this man. Blame them wives. Why I didn't bring them
women names up? Why this bulls ship? Y'all want to
slamder this man for slanging wood? Yeah, for slanging wood.
But why not get the people who started the fire? Huh?
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Y'all want to get the Why not get the people
who put them women names up there? Who was giving
that hassle? That's all I'm saying. If I'm gonna go down,
everybody got to go down on me. I guess what
the nigga still what they wired? They she ain't divorcing.
They right there. But you wanna fire me, but you're
still gonna be with this whole You got to do it.
Tell me stop baking. Damn, don't put up your meeting
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my girl no more. I won't, but tell her stay
away from me. Tell us I'm called in, texting me
telling us stop coming down here to be practices with
no pennis up under them dresses. Because god dammit, I'm looking.
You think I'm writing up a play. I'm looking at
something else. Shall thought. It's h'all thault bullshit going on
in the world. We got rappers sewing on the rappers
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now bore they do that ship ahead. You donna think
tupocket deal men's rolling over. They motherfucking grave you an
lie Now. I like Drizzy a lot, like the sixth guy.
He's been on fifteen eighteen year run. Ain't nobody ever
been able to do it like Drake. But this shit
going on right here, I don't like it. How you
gonna start a fight, lose the fight then soon That
don't make sense. I'm not magging for sue. I'm magging
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him because he started. Now you want to see him.
I didn't see people for but I didn't start to fight.
Niggas donna beat me up, knock me out. But I
sued him for that, But I ain't started though. This
right here is non sense. Drake, you lost the battle
of fam Let it go. With the same shit you
showing these people by for going on and hipping him.
They did the same shit for you and your beef
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with meat Meal, you did the same. They did the
same things for you when you was going against meat
meal and anybody else you was going against. Doug. Come on,
go out like that, dog. You know you know what
I'm saying. We like you, Drake. You know what I'm saying.
You're yello. You know what I'm saying. Women love you.
Ain't no hating, no min you got it, going on dog,
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real talk, You're man going out like this, going out
like a suckle rip, going out like a suckle. And
I don't really you're just still number one. I don't
even know why you complaining. Yeah, he got you, and
then what it is he got you? Get back in
the boot final. You know the right up too and
get back at it. That's all you can do. Ain't
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no different. When you get a female and you're gonna
last long, they laugh and talk about you. That's cool.
She tell a hunger that nigga ain't last long. It
last fifty second. Cool, But they only make that homegirl.
I want to give you some And when she gives
you some God damn it, that's when you beat. That's
when you get that motherfucker the best seventeen minutes a life.
Now what girl in her mind? Girl lied to me.
She said, nigga on to win fifty seconds. He gave
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me seventeen hard means do you hear me? Ye? Yo?
For your dog, that's all you gotta do. You may
not perform much you might you normally do. Right here, Drake,
you didn't perform like you postry perform with Kendred, But
that gonna mean the rest of your performance ain't be great.
That's all I'm saying. These same women y'all looking at preacher,
got all the women man. Them holes ain't faithful the future. Nigga,
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think with whoever got money get because a nigga got money,
don't mean a nigga tricking. Some nigga got money, They
ain't tricking. But you got some niggas who got money tricking.
The holes ain't lawyer, dog, Once you figure that out.
These holes ain't lord. These holes don't belong to you.
You're just renting them, nigga. The holes don't belong to you, dog,
You're just renting them. Don't you ever forget it, all
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this fighting behind hole now for she gonna be with
that nigga. She gonna be with that nigger. Only be
with my home. Win ain't tripping. I'm filget with your mama.
I forget what your grandma. I already told you. I
love women who can't get out the goddamn bed. Will
have some help them the one out want. God damn right,
real talk, cam, he'll bring the soup. I like, bring
the soups. I like doughty ans. Come on, I go
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shopping for them. Waiter what you want thargers huh, cracker,
saut thing. God damn and talk to me. I go
goamn you want you fixing me Soupamn right. These young
holes can't fix soup. They can't fix chimneys. They can't
do nothing but give you that mustad pussy. I don't
want that bitch. I want. I told you I want festivals.
Do the festivals with my meal. Make sure I'm getting
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the right calories. God damn right, these young holes don't
give a damna by calories. You got blood presser, the
host still want you won't pull chap you want kick it?
He on know one heyn know I don't want that
given one these goddamn castle roads these white women be
making for they husband. Shit ain't no season on them
goddamn castle road. But that motherfucker ain't ying on no
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hal attack. I bet you that. I bet you there.
I bet you that white man stick to go out
there and feed his cattle. Why the Dorothy Ann ain't
putting no salt and pepper on their goddamn steak. But
the state tech fits of the state, Kuldo, She's gonna
put our Cora Butler on this motherfucker. Now, them black
women shit so much grease and everything, and that motherfucker
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Nigga thirty nine die blood prusher. Now no white man,
white man living to be ninety nine. If you think
I'm lying, Nikka Jerry Jones, that potato selling skin color
motherfucker hunsself. But he's still moving around getting a round
better than everybody else. That we know why, because they
know how to take care of themself. Black people. Why
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it's what you put in your body. I know we
love this good home cooking, soul full shit, but that
shit killing us. Were trying to live a long age.
We want to see our children grow up. We want
to see our grand babies grow up where you have
to take care of your motherfuckerself. That's all you got
to do. Told you once, I can toll you twice,
go and get you some check cups. Man, it's okay.
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Our nervous last week going in them goddamn check cups.
I was scared the motherfucking them hiv A tests come back.
I was scared, But I ain't got nothing. Nah, I
can talk to shit all dang real talk watching this
show and then you know it being Virginia by Prize Speaks.
Scanning that ball hole right there first time. Usually you
put five dollars in, they gonna give you a fifty
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real talk trash double h's when you type it in,
they got you real talk bit more or less on
your favorite player. Put your own game too. You ain't
got the on the best players either. Bag on them bombs. Yeah,
that's my baby. Don't say double and put your own
game either. If you can't watch me, you damn sow
can listen to me on Apple podcasts and Spotify right there.
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Just make this show number one, y'all keep saying it.
We keep going up in numbers. Hope you can't get
the light. But while you let's get this show what
need to be. I'm trying to get on earspin, y'all,
and I need y'all help. They need be on and
talking football and basketball. That shit boring now, real talp.
Y'all ain't tuning in to watch no big win. See
your wife over here, Dad Steven Smith. Y'all ain't y'all
ain't watching this shit no more. Y'all won't to see
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your favorite one. Y'all won't see me on now, so
when you see me on nothing, it's like seeing you
there cause we're from the same motherfucking spot. I know
that nigga dog. I watched that nigga throw hes. I
helped him get to a way yet, ain't don't that
means something of y'all? When your very own pushed me
up there, That's where I'm gonna be on his PM
TV talking about this shit I'm talking with y'all. Maybe
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I won't be cussing, but I still be enthused and
doing what I'm doing talking. I won't be up there,
sugar coat, and I bet you that I set them straight.
That was on Prime All y'all got damn come give
me a show. I'm kive you what you want, because
that shiit y'all just playing, Ain't it the ship that
y'all saying funny on the show ain't funny. I'm just
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being on that shit corner, y'all know it. Thank y'all
for tuning in the day and watching me. I appreciate
all this shit, y'all do. I appreciate. I got the
merch on the way that's gonna be on bubble dubnt
dot com. Got I'm on the wheel of ones tour
jumping off February first, when in Minnesota, go and grab
them tickets South Haven. I'm pulling up to its Mississippi.
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Dup on the waist me if this y'all ain't got
no more chocolates. So I'm gonna be in South hen
in Mississippi. Crab the tickets and come see your boy,
and get there early because you know they got I'm
on the first time on on this tour. You know
they got me going up kind of early. That's okay
because when I come out on that motherfucking stage, everybody
to come behind me in trouble, and I tell anybody
on that motherfucking cask of mine in they face, they
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in trouble when if they going behind me, you better
come out and get these people what they want. I
don't give a damn what y'all saying them coming? Who
who behind you? Corey? Oh, I don't give a damn.
You better bring it. And you know Corey gonna bring it,
You better bring it. That's what we do. We bring
the best out one another. Some of y'all looking at
who are funny and this and that. I'm only by
being fun I'm only I'm only running by being funny
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on my set. I ain't trying to not do nobody,
but I want to give the people what they motherfucking want,
and I will and I wheel the leaf on. Come
you to me, yo, man, I weel the leaf one
not pulls Sitting twenty twenty five and neither should. You
Got some shit that you've been planning to do, you
better do it. Got a whole world been trying to
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give you that push. You better go and get it
because opportunities don't come like this, and no where I'm from,
opportunities don't come knocking like this. Don't. I'm taking advantage
of everything. Come my mother fucking way, and you better too.
So when them Bubble Dub shirts. Drop go and give them.
When I come to these shows, I want to see
the bubble Dub shirts because that's gonna make me feel good.
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That's gonna make me keep coming on her and telling
for naggers. Hey need some more jerseys. I gotta give
my people some jerseys. They ain't just jersey. Y'all like hoodies,
y'all like our hats. Let me know. I got some
Bubble Dub hats. I got some of your favorite NFL
has NBA let me know. In the damn don't be
afraid to drop your your sizes. You let me know,
because that's what I'm here for. A lot of people
getting positions they don't be wanting to give nobody there,
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and they give us this shit for free. I'm gonna
give it right back. Yeah, I be leaving paying shit forward.
Dog when I'm digging gone, ain't gonna be no brains
truck at my goddamn fingo. That means I can't take
that shit with me. So anything I getting accumulated in life,
I want to share it because I've been without and
I know how I feel to be without, So I
wanna give to the people who've been without who want
some things. I'm gonna give it to you. It's the
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last breef of me. I'm gonna give it to you.
Real talk. Just not watching this show. It's a part
of the show where we do the hell in all
segment on the show. He knows what he saw and
he's here to tell you. Hell hell, real talk. Somebody
asked me, mother dud, would you kiss a man in
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the movie? Hell no, not kissing no mother man for what.
I don't give a damn who wrote the script. I
don't give a damn how much money you trying to
give me. I'm not kissing no motherfucking man. Ain't in
no movie, not now, not now, for little dude, would
you shure your old lady you on home? Not sherning shit.
I'm selfish. I'm selfish. I put this god damn briskey
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sandwich all to myself, do you know? I mean? I
WoT this chopped brisky all to my self. I'm not
sherning no briskey sandwich. At least sure you put the
pickles on that too. If you ain't got no pickles,
put some hollow pink peppers on. Now. I wanna go
down through well on this bitch. I want her eyes
roll back of her mother, even though she could be
faking my Goddamn it makes me feel like I'm the
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biggest you ever had a hole. Well your talk, even
though I got a turbo head. But goddamn it makes
me feel like I'm a horse. Oh here, got streak,
turble shed all over here. But make me feel like
I'm a horse. That's how you get that twoenty twelve
goddamn call. I'll get it to you off the line.
I'll pay cash for a two thousand and twelve. She'll
be in Pollo right now. Hold a lot of me.
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I'll get you on your feet. Ain'c gonna blow cold too,
and you're in the winter like right now, the heat
throwing heat you home it. I think you're the mag
Dollard's right now. Get whatever you want. But if you
lout of me hole, you won't be You be right
back eating salads every goddamn day, real talk, trash of
the day, shit, going to Cleveland, Cavalier, trash, absolutely trash,
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getting blue out like that on national television and going
support my people too, by the way down there, sang Antonio,
Texas man, go and support them. God love on sneaker heads. Man,
what'sh they say? Yeah, God love the sneaker head Go
support the movement man, right now, good sneakers. I'm supporting
them black brand. That's what I do. And they ain't
have to give me a penny. I ain't charging y'all
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have to show y'all love on my show. I told
y'all won't do that. I'm about building, Yeah, I'm about building. Yeah,
that's what I'm about, baby real Talt. Thank y'all for
tuning in. I'll see y'all again tomorrow after the game Sunday,
after the game. I'm him, so makes you do me
a favor? Hit the bike button, get him the comments
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section right now and shot this motherfucking episode and tag
it again. Damn it. They need peace and love. A
mouth the volume m
What's up, everybody? What's up everybody? And welcome to a
bubb a Dub show. I'm your host. I just want
to say thank everybody for coming over here this morning. Normally,
you know, I do it around the nighttime, but today
I had to come to you this morning. I had
to get this off. My mother can chest how I'm
feeling today. Hopefully you feeling good. Hopefully you chilling, hopeull
you had the crew, Hopefully on break, Hopefully you somewhere
(00:30):
hiding from your boss watching this show. We wanna say,
from the Bubba Dub Show and family, thank y'all for
watching us. But right now, make sure you hit that
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this show. Got a hell of a weekend coming up,
Oh y'all. NFL playoff popping up. Damn this weekend. I
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can't wait, You can't wait. Ne were gonna get straight
to it. But today I'm coming before y'all this morning
to talk about the game last night, Oklahoma Thunder versus
the Cleveland Cavaliers. Let me tell y'all, right, now. The
Oklahoma Thunder knocked the corn Beef sandwiches after Cals last night.
Two of the best teams in the NBA win ain'ty
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last night on T and T. And let me tell
y'all shave Gillicus Alexander the Great didn't just the point
boting in twenty nine minutes. I wanna put the world
on notice if y'all already ain't gonna know, because I
know y'all be hollering Yokis, y'all be hollering Tagum, y'all
be holling Luca, y'all be hollering on what's his name?
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I can't think of my boy name right now, Milwaukee,
I can't think of his name right now. The Greek
the free Shae Gilicus Alexander is the best player in
the NBA right goddamn now, and he'll give it to you.
How for you going it too off the pick and roll?
I take you off the dribble. Got the best mid
range game in the game right now. And you can
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argue with yo, mama. His mid range game, y'all to me,
because he ain't coming off from picking rolls like that,
I mean off the screens and stuff. Curls and stuff
like Richel Hamilton. Don't y'all know this young man could
get anywhere. He gonna get on the court and you
can't speed him up. He take his own mother fucking
time and he will d you up. He averaging thirty
one points, five and six. You put a point going
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out on him, he tore mother. Get small. I'm gonna
back him down and I'm gonna give him the business
all of mother his night day. You put a big
guy on me, I'm going by you. I might dunk,
I might finger roll it, or I might hit my
little my little jumper, Mit Ryan jump and you can't
stop it. Oklahoma thumb, oh ladies and gentlemen, thirty four
and six, the caws thirty four and six two hell,
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but they ring it through him. There was a twenty
point game last night. They won by it, but they
was helped by throwing up bout thoulty mother fucking points. Thinking,
I'm gonna tune into TNT watch the two best teams
in the NBA go egg, But it didn't look like
the two best NBA teams. It looked like on it.
That's what's going on up there in Oklahoma. I don't
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know who the GM is. I don't know who the
scouting dude in GM up there in Oklahoma, but they
the best motherfucker in business. Think about all the people
Oklahoma done drafted. Let's started with Kevin Durant. That for
he ass. Then we're gonna go down the Rush. Then
we're gonna go down to James Harden. Then we're gonna
go down the arm Ibaca, who remember Ibaca? God damn
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Abacca block shots all night. Then go lay up with
carry Hillson. Do you hear me? That's the kind of
squad Oklahoma thunder the head. They doesn't have some mother
fucking bottles up there. Let's keep going. I ain't talking
about draft the niggas. They're gonna have playoff Pete. They
gonna have him up there doing his mother fucking They
doesn't have some talent up there in Oklahoma. They ain't
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want a motherfucking thing. But goddamn it, they didn't have
some ball player us up there, and they ain't even healthy, ladies,
and James shall hold them who on the bench on
the bench, think about when they get healthy, what's they
gonna through. Dort Ball last night, ja't then William last night.
So if you already don't know nothing about the Thunder,
were you gonna know? Now? I got them balls going
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to the NBA Finals. That's just what I'm seeing right now.
I feel like this young man, Shaye is on another
level right now. He got that look in his eye.
He not bullshit, And I love players who ain't bullshit.
They gonna go on now and get the job done.
When they see blood, damn it, they attack it. Shae
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is a shork, do you a short? And Challs wouldn't
number got THEMN tune one last night? I saw it.
You saw it? Ball head ass shack sawing on Barkley
sawing bad needs touching when you walk in and Smith somewhere, hell,
even EJ saw it last night. I was impressed about
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what I seen last night from the Oklahoma Thunder. Y'all
know some of y'all been keeping up with him. I
know someone that some of y'all team, But from what
I'm seeing us for this year in the NBA, the
Thunder looked like the team to beat to me. And
I know they still got to sell this after and
all this and that, but the young motherfucker bawling and
they got old last Caruso over and he ain't really old.
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They got him over coming off the bench. Donk and
that mother I'm talking about Nigga Nixon his and shit, shit,
I wish I could do. That's what Caruso are doing
right now. KOs They got a good team. I ain't
gonna lie Jonothan Milchell last night trash you a national
motherfucking the TV Cathaliz, y'all, recky donna get that much
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TV time because Shack ain't telling me, because Lebron ain't
there no motherfucking more. But the time you do jigging.
This is how y'all come out and play last night
like fucking garbage three for fifteen. They ain't gonna get it.
You always talking about y'all want the lights on, y'all
the lights on me. They dearey bright, but they was
dimn real quick. They was damn real quick. Then not
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just tell y'all that man had forty points in twenty
nine minutes. Ain't nobody stopping, No, damn ain't no defense.
How you coming back into the bench talking about we
gotta get a stop? What stop? We need to go
back to the old school basketball. When playoffs are getting
hit on they damn Nick. Yeah, you might got fogged,
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but you gonna earn every motherfucking point. Not now dude
hitting threes, bringing down the court, throwing their hands up,
doing all this and that everybody just happened. Not me.
If I'm a defendal, I'm thinna dig a tech, I'm
finna dig ejected. We could be cooled after the game,
but on this court, I'm knocking your motherfucking head off.
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We ain't seeing that no more. Each day everybody homeboys,
everybody smoking weed together, everybody's sharing holes together. That ain't
the business. I want competition. I wanna go against you.
You the best. I feel like I'm the besch. Goddamnit.
We're gonna get on this court and we're gonna go
ahead it hell. You get out the way, you get
out the way? Mean you wing on? Mother fucking morn.
Can you stop me? That's the thing. Don't nobody want
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to stop nobody? No damn more for both of these
team to play last night. Both of them is thirty
four and six, Both of them is the best teams
in the NBA right now. I'm just going off my
opinion after eyebill test about what I'm being seen, and
I'm not I'm not a prisoner in the moment. I'm
not calling the moment. I'm honestly just telling y'all how
I feel. I feel like Shay Gillicaus Alexander the Great
you know here Canadian and doub ain't fucking up the
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name today. I've been studying that goddamn name all night.
Why I ain't gonna hide last like I couldn't get
the name right, I should let me go get morning.
God damn right, practice what you preach. I've been working
on that name all night. Now I'm in the groove
with now. I just thank this man. The best player
in the NBA right now, man, and and I just
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love his game. He's poised, you know, no, homo. He's long,
long arms, he's defending the passing lanes. He's getting steals,
he's rebounding, he's assisting, he's a leaders. He's talking out
that he's barking. He letting them know he's the big
dog on the block. But there's nothing wrong with I'm
the big dog here. You might be the big dog
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out there, but when you step on this court right here,
I'm the big dog. He got some Kobe Bryan. Ain't
him if you ask me, Oh yeah, he got some
Kobe in it. Yea yo, you can't stop me. That's
how you gotta be when you're in the bed room
with your girl. You got the leggar. No, I don't
give a damn who came before me, But that mother
fuck ain't me. He ain't you stuff like me? What's
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done got in you? Baby? I'm gonna red bull and
my nose. Tell her for combination. You mix the tool.
You can go down to help get your red bull
that's gonna give you your wounds. Tell that red bull
gonna give your wounds. They rhyan no't gonna give you
stammer and you standing up on you look a dead
in her eyes, and you give her that mother fucking meat.
Do you hear me? Some people like me, but sometime
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you got to give him vestable. Black people gonna normal
to get vestibles. But now you gotta give the whole festival.
If they go for thirty, you gotta give your whole meat.
And Joshabulson telling you truth Philly Day in twenty five,
they just satisfied. But me. But the women that's thirty
and know they got the hell dust pustu. That's why
I like theating older women. I like theating older women
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that need assistance getting out the bed. I like they
know the women that got hip replacements. Cause when you
go and lay down and do your thing and get
up and leave, this motherfucker can't get up out the
bed and follow you. That's why I like the old women,
young hole, and follow you all around the motherfucking where
you're going. Who you're texting? Bitch? I am CONSTI go
on the tow. I know he got feverl I know
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he got fevil. That's why I like they know women
you hold don't know how to go to the throes.
They gonna do no that. All they want you to
do is be home at a certain motherfucking time. Old woman,
Ay four or five in the morning. Hey, I'm thiry,
dig up and for the to go home. I saved,
not them, young hole. She you gonna lay down to
the sun. Come up with them, young hole. We go together.
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I beat damn. I beat that. We don't do nothing. See,
I didn't master being the perfect side knuckle. Let me
unsplain to y'all. When I call him hole my name,
don't papa my name? Come up? And scoob, what eats? Hell,
my name come up in motherfucking over eats. I'm a
real nigga. I'm a master upside Niggase they can call
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me that and talk to me about how you ain't
shit and now I'm a grin and will he ain't
paying the bills like he ain't post to he ain't shit. Boo,
you can do better than that, ship boo. Hell, that's
I'm the perfect side nigger in the world. I got
your bits back when you ain't got her back when
you're beating her. Motherfucking nad I'm the one telling her,
don't call with laws, don't do it to him. He
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got two stripes this time. He had him. Just come
over here with me for a couple of hours. I
get your mind right, Yeah, I don't worry. I know
your eyes, I know you got two black guy, Just
worry your shaves. Why I eat you eager like the
baby boy height? Goddamn me fit come, I damn right.
You don't go on your preyer. Give me one hundred
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dollars so I can give me some weed when you leave, yo,
bit eating your motherfucker girl out. I'm doing you a
favor and you walking around the high A man ain't
heving no beer, but you want to beat your girl.
Look you gonna stop it. I'll have you in county
by tomorrow evening. Y'all better start showing some respect. I'm
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saving y'all. I'm saving y'all. It's heart eating. He's big
at that motherfucker behin us. I am the damn vaginal's
look like the oversized had navels. I got to deal
with that. I got the deal with helping her. We're
putting das her mother because you won't. You don't want
to pump the gas. So I got to sneak around
and dress up like the stud and do it. I'm doing.
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I'm making sacrifices. I'm like the navy seat around this mother.
I'm in and out with this ship. You com in
and out with this. The disrespect from you men have
to stop. Yd I'm simple. It has the mother to stop.
And I'm tired of y'all. I'm tired of it, tired
of the whole calling me, telling me, y'all sleeping with
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three and four five holes. Two holes ain't enough. You
got to get three and four niggas, three and four,
why not two three and fours. That's too many. That's
too many, six partners. Too many six partners lead to STDs.
Now I would barn meeting this whole. I can't burn
meaning no more because you got the fucking any need. Everybody,
nigga stick to one. That's it, one and two. We
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all can keep doing this with our condoms. Now. I
got to work commler now. I got to have money
for condos I ain't been having. I ain't been having
threey'allsand ninety nine six for rubbles. I don't want to
work rubbles, but I gotta do it because you niggas,
I ain't sleeping with more than two one, you're sleeping
with ten fifteen. We got to do bell y'all. We
got to do better. How y'all doing today? Man? I'm
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just in one of them znges right now. You see
my phone cracked and I ain't getting it fixed, not
getting it mother fuck shit fixed. I'm cheaping twenty twenty five.
I'm stacking all my money and twenty twenty five. I
ain't got no money for no God, damn by, I
ain't even got no money for my kids eating calling
me talking about they want to eat God Damn, I botchie.
You better take your ass to MacDonald's and dreaming so
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botch it because you're not getting it from me a dollar. Mean,
you give them a burger, fries and some nuggets and
give them a drink and get your ad back to
their house and getting them books. Twenty twenty five were
saving money, y'all, were not spending unnecessary money in twenty
twenty five. These holes wanna call you, Hey, I wont salm.
You ain't been eating salmon whole. You ain't been eating salmon,
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no leamon, pepple salad, melfow. Oh you eating all salmon croquettes.
That's what you can eat, salmon croquets and some ries.
I stop at Brooks's or HB and get you some sugar.
But we not eating the shit that you gonna wanna eat.
You're not gonna get with me all the shit that
you ain't never been ordered. All of a sudden you
want to order me because you know I got that
chill me, this chugar going on my broccoli, and my
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broccoli own it. Y'all, y'all better pay attention putting you
up on game this year. I'm telling y'all, y'all sitting
around here. You do your family members mad wrong? How
you're talking about dude, what's going on? Where you got
a cousin or uncle over her had a birthday? You
won't even tell him happy birthday. But Janki Jackson have
a birthday. Happy birthday, Jani Jashon. Fuck jack and Jackson. No,
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Jenny Jackson never fan you when you were over have
Jenie Jackson never clothe you when you were cold. No,
your family did. I'm sicking to disrespect you niggas doing
happy birthday Lebron? Did Lebron come get your motherfucking ass
when you was out of jail? I think I did?
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You niggas don't never think about that, and you only
think about y'all motherfuckingself because y'all selfish. You sell your fish.
And I'm the one that they on this show and
tell y'all about y'allself. Nobody else don't want to tell y'all.
Hef people get up preying a lot of y'all all day,
and y'all love it. A niggas like me get up
here and tell the truth. I don't like him. He
talking too much for me. Nobody want to hear the truth.
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But damn it, I'm gonna give it. People on here
mad at me because I made a skit saying that
a dying woman wanted to see me y'all before she died.
So I go and see a woman, me and my team.
I fly my own self out. Me and my team
called me about three bands for the flight. I ain't tripping.
I really put a smile on somebody's face. At the
end of the morning's fucking day. We get there to
(15:19):
the womanhood and her daughter. The woman tell her daughter, Hey,
go show Bubba Dub and his friends the house this
and there. I want some long time him bat So
me and the woman in the chiller she come over.
I come over where she was. She want to hold
my hands and pray. She started praying, like telling me
how she wanna do sexual favors to me. I'm like,
hold on, I don't play with God in prayers. We
ain't gonna do that now. Woman stop it. So she
(15:40):
tells me if I don't do what she wanted me
to do, she gonna say I've done some tom Now
I'm conflicted in them. I'm conflicted because this woman got
you know, this woman and somebody that now I'm black man,
and then day man, they gonna believe over me even
though I ain't done nothing. I ain't thought about doing nothing.
So after I love her, get me some head and shit,
I leave you now. I'm just simple asking y'all, oh
(16:00):
cause I'm from of the big head I ever had.
I want to double back, and I'm wrong for wanting
to double back. People got man me? Man, you playing
with God? Come on, man, this and that and people
who talking y'all. Motherfucker's having sex right now and not
near it. But y'all won't point that thing at me.
I won't that you criggles do it. I won't let
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you cridgles do it. I'm gonna tell y'all something about liveing.
Not some of y'all, cause some of y'all real. Some
of y'all been following me for seven eight years. Y'all
been grown with me. Let me tell you something about
the motherfucking hagar. Sometime, my hagar are coming just like this, heydub,
I been fucking with you and all this and then,
but man, money you change people. Man. I'm just saying,
God to give it to you and got to take
away what they got to do with me telling jokes
(16:44):
while when I was right on the corner on the
block with y'all every day being broken bombing, you love me.
But when I start dressing it and start trying to
improve myself and be a better person to the world,
now you're gonna like me. Oh now, no, I ain't
got my teeth done, or you ain't find any no
more niggas, stop it. The only let black people do
that shit. From what I see, I don't see a
(17:05):
white person get their teeth done. White people say, oh,
I like Jeffrey with the regular teach I didn't like
this Jeffrey with the new teeth. The whole point is
to stack your motherfucking money and fix yourself up. That's
all it's about. I ain't smile. That ain't motherfucking years.
Ain'tnybody on here know what I'll tell you. They ain't
never seen me smile. But now I'm smiling. Now be
(17:27):
happy for me. It's I was happy for you, motherfucker.
When y'all was out here doing y'all things, jigging calls,
putting rims on candy, pain all the women, all y'all,
I was right there, happy for y'all. But now I'm
doing this shit on a daily basis. You can't stand
it for just what I'm not gonna stop. God got
me in this position. That's the only one can stop
(17:49):
me until the end. I'm gonna let my motherfucking life
shine and I'm not doing I'm gonna keep crustling. I'm
gonna keep grinding. I'm gonna keep being a good man,
a good friend, a good father, and all this I
can beat. But I don't think I'm better than nobody else.
Just watching this motherfucking show, I'm still dull and I'll
never change. But the god they don't smile isn't nothing.
(18:11):
Do you even hear me? I can wake up now
in this bitch faith and smile bach. I used to
couldn't do that. My teef used to be color of
a school bus. I didn't wanna smile. Let him. Now
when I come down below, yeah, I can look up.
Ain't nothing but white. He get kill kill used to
(18:33):
ride regular gas in the car. Now I'm supreme. It's
all about upgrading yourself. Shaq was worth two hundred and
fifty pounds one time, then he got up to three twenty.
Now he was unstoppable. But when he was smiled little.
He couldn't do it nothing with Kareem, I mean her
kiem wnn lot you on he was schooling now that
same a king that were doing sack in ninety five,
(18:54):
cause he do the same sack like that, the two
thousand and one shack like that. Hey on, no give
around people that want to see you do great, because
I've been there been rather nimbles. Now when I got
it all, I don't like it. House. Oh heat, this,
(19:17):
oh heat that I might be, but I got God
with me. You can pray all you want that I
fall off. I won't. I won't. I won't. Last night
I watched the Sacral Manlo Kings beat the Houston Rockets.
Houston Rockets. It's another good team that's on the way.
(19:37):
And I told y'all with Drell cooking them home cooked meals,
it got Jaden Green full of motherfucking indages. You can't
ball on the empty stumba. I know you can't jump
on a empty stumb either. You can't give it to
it the way you want to give it to it
because you ut. But when you four, maybe some of
you got un look and your sister, some of you
might have gotta give me something that good week. Yeah,
(19:58):
you can pocus, You can take your time with this whole. Yes,
you're a little overweight, but when you're feeling good and
healthy and strength, you can raise them legs up. The
bit last nigga couldn't raise them legs, so he didn't
have no strength in them damn bones. But me and
you know, my Bubba dud people we getting money. You
got different kindar bones right now. You ain't got a
going bone. You got riding horse liars bons showing of
(20:21):
the strongest bones in the motherfucking world. And she can't
believe you holding them up like this. She can't believe
you making sweet love toy like this. Oh yeah, but
stand the strain to day someone. You're walking around here
now because your pocket is hurting, that's okay, But if
you've been working more than six months, then you no
help on the motherfucking way with them income taxes. Yeah
(20:43):
you might be walking right now, but in a couple
of weeks you gonna be riding paper tags again. Yeah,
you've been smoking raggie all twenty two and a half four,
but at two and a five you're smoking cush. It
only might last for two or three months. But damn it,
you gonna do it. You're gonna get the job doing taxis. Yeah,
you normally been calling for Graham Man with that nigga.
(21:04):
I know he want a ground not that day I want.
I want a truth pion him. I want a tith
pier day. Oh you got your tastes, don't matter what
I got. I got them broke faces. Do you want someone? Ye,
well come on the rose and got off. Last night
(21:28):
he had thirty three elige monk come off the bench,
had come off he started. Last night he had twenty
six of bonus had torny. Darren Fox had nineteen. Don't
forget their head coach got fired to sheer. Mike Brown
got fired. They got Doug Christie Jackie Christie husband over
there right now. He's the head coach. I think he
can lead these boys, I really do. He's a former
player defensive place to hold Kobe a lot, even though
(21:49):
Kobe were doing him. But that's Kobe. That's the mambo.
Kobe could do those type of things to anybody, no
matter who it was. Kobe was gonna give you work.
But Doug Christi is the head coach of the Sacramento
Kings right now that being on a little run right now,
they will I feel like they can make the playoffs
with dood christis their head coach. We already know who
Rockets head coach is Udoka. You know, used to be
(22:11):
a marathon kneel long. Uh. We're doing wonderful things up
there in Boston until he got fired for sleeping with
them executive wives up there. And y'all want to blame
this man. Blame them wives. Why I didn't bring them
women names up? Why this bulls ship? Y'all want to
slamder this man for slanging wood? Yeah, for slanging wood.
But why not get the people who started the fire? Huh?
(22:34):
Y'all want to get the Why not get the people
who put them women names up there? Who was giving
that hassle? That's all I'm saying. If I'm gonna go down,
everybody got to go down on me. I guess what
the nigga still what they wired? They she ain't divorcing.
They right there. But you wanna fire me, but you're
still gonna be with this whole You got to do it.
Tell me stop baking. Damn, don't put up your meeting
(22:55):
my girl no more. I won't, but tell her stay
away from me. Tell us I'm called in, texting me
telling us stop coming down here to be practices with
no pennis up under them dresses. Because god dammit, I'm looking.
You think I'm writing up a play. I'm looking at
something else. Shall thought. It's h'all thault bullshit going on
in the world. We got rappers sewing on the rappers
(23:18):
now bore they do that ship ahead. You donna think
tupocket deal men's rolling over. They motherfucking grave you an
lie Now. I like Drizzy a lot, like the sixth guy.
He's been on fifteen eighteen year run. Ain't nobody ever
been able to do it like Drake. But this shit
going on right here, I don't like it. How you
gonna start a fight, lose the fight then soon That
don't make sense. I'm not magging for sue. I'm magging
(23:42):
him because he started. Now you want to see him.
I didn't see people for but I didn't start to fight.
Niggas donna beat me up, knock me out. But I
sued him for that, But I ain't started though. This
right here is non sense. Drake, you lost the battle
of fam Let it go. With the same shit you
showing these people by for going on and hipping him.
They did the same shit for you and your beef
(24:03):
with meat Meal, you did the same. They did the
same things for you when you was going against meat
meal and anybody else you was going against. Doug. Come on,
go out like that, dog. You know you know what
I'm saying. We like you, Drake. You know what I'm saying.
You're yello. You know what I'm saying. Women love you.
Ain't no hating, no min you got it, going on dog,
(24:24):
real talk, You're man going out like this, going out
like a suckle rip, going out like a suckle. And
I don't really you're just still number one. I don't
even know why you complaining. Yeah, he got you, and
then what it is he got you? Get back in
the boot final. You know the right up too and
get back at it. That's all you can do. Ain't
(24:44):
no different. When you get a female and you're gonna
last long, they laugh and talk about you. That's cool.
She tell a hunger that nigga ain't last long. It
last fifty second. Cool, But they only make that homegirl.
I want to give you some And when she gives
you some God damn it, that's when you beat. That's
when you get that motherfucker the best seventeen minutes a life.
Now what girl in her mind? Girl lied to me.
She said, nigga on to win fifty seconds. He gave
(25:06):
me seventeen hard means do you hear me? Ye? Yo?
For your dog, that's all you gotta do. You may
not perform much you might you normally do. Right here, Drake,
you didn't perform like you postry perform with Kendred, But
that gonna mean the rest of your performance ain't be great.
That's all I'm saying. These same women y'all looking at preacher,
got all the women man. Them holes ain't faithful the future. Nigga,
(25:30):
think with whoever got money get because a nigga got money,
don't mean a nigga tricking. Some nigga got money, They
ain't tricking. But you got some niggas who got money tricking.
The holes ain't lawyer, dog, Once you figure that out.
These holes ain't lord. These holes don't belong to you.
You're just renting them, nigga. The holes don't belong to you, dog,
You're just renting them. Don't you ever forget it, all
(25:54):
this fighting behind hole now for she gonna be with
that nigga. She gonna be with that nigger. Only be
with my home. Win ain't tripping. I'm filget with your mama.
I forget what your grandma. I already told you. I
love women who can't get out the goddamn bed. Will
have some help them the one out want. God damn right,
real talk, cam, he'll bring the soup. I like, bring
the soups. I like doughty ans. Come on, I go
(26:18):
shopping for them. Waiter what you want thargers huh, cracker,
saut thing. God damn and talk to me. I go
goamn you want you fixing me Soupamn right. These young
holes can't fix soup. They can't fix chimneys. They can't
do nothing but give you that mustad pussy. I don't
want that bitch. I want. I told you I want festivals.
Do the festivals with my meal. Make sure I'm getting
(26:40):
the right calories. God damn right, these young holes don't
give a damna by calories. You got blood presser, the
host still want you won't pull chap you want kick it?
He on know one heyn know I don't want that
given one these goddamn castle roads these white women be
making for they husband. Shit ain't no season on them
goddamn castle road. But that motherfucker ain't ying on no
(27:01):
hal attack. I bet you that. I bet you there.
I bet you that white man stick to go out
there and feed his cattle. Why the Dorothy Ann ain't
putting no salt and pepper on their goddamn steak. But
the state tech fits of the state, Kuldo, She's gonna
put our Cora Butler on this motherfucker. Now, them black
women shit so much grease and everything, and that motherfucker
(27:22):
Nigga thirty nine die blood prusher. Now no white man,
white man living to be ninety nine. If you think
I'm lying, Nikka Jerry Jones, that potato selling skin color
motherfucker hunsself. But he's still moving around getting a round
better than everybody else. That we know why, because they
know how to take care of themself. Black people. Why
(27:42):
it's what you put in your body. I know we
love this good home cooking, soul full shit, but that
shit killing us. Were trying to live a long age.
We want to see our children grow up. We want
to see our grand babies grow up where you have
to take care of your motherfuckerself. That's all you got
to do. Told you once, I can toll you twice,
go and get you some check cups. Man, it's okay.
(28:07):
Our nervous last week going in them goddamn check cups.
I was scared the motherfucking them hiv A tests come back.
I was scared, But I ain't got nothing. Nah, I
can talk to shit all dang real talk watching this
show and then you know it being Virginia by Prize Speaks.
Scanning that ball hole right there first time. Usually you
put five dollars in, they gonna give you a fifty
(28:27):
real talk trash double h's when you type it in,
they got you real talk bit more or less on
your favorite player. Put your own game too. You ain't
got the on the best players either. Bag on them bombs. Yeah,
that's my baby. Don't say double and put your own
game either. If you can't watch me, you damn sow
can listen to me on Apple podcasts and Spotify right there.
(28:49):
Just make this show number one, y'all keep saying it.
We keep going up in numbers. Hope you can't get
the light. But while you let's get this show what
need to be. I'm trying to get on earspin, y'all,
and I need y'all help. They need be on and
talking football and basketball. That shit boring now, real talp.
Y'all ain't tuning in to watch no big win. See
your wife over here, Dad Steven Smith. Y'all ain't y'all
ain't watching this shit no more. Y'all won't to see
(29:09):
your favorite one. Y'all won't see me on now, so
when you see me on nothing, it's like seeing you
there cause we're from the same motherfucking spot. I know
that nigga dog. I watched that nigga throw hes. I
helped him get to a way yet, ain't don't that
means something of y'all? When your very own pushed me
up there, That's where I'm gonna be on his PM
TV talking about this shit I'm talking with y'all. Maybe
(29:30):
I won't be cussing, but I still be enthused and
doing what I'm doing talking. I won't be up there,
sugar coat, and I bet you that I set them straight.
That was on Prime All y'all got damn come give
me a show. I'm kive you what you want, because
that shiit y'all just playing, Ain't it the ship that
y'all saying funny on the show ain't funny. I'm just
(29:52):
being on that shit corner, y'all know it. Thank y'all
for tuning in the day and watching me. I appreciate
all this shit, y'all do. I appreciate. I got the
merch on the way that's gonna be on bubble dubnt
dot com. Got I'm on the wheel of ones tour
jumping off February first, when in Minnesota, go and grab
them tickets South Haven. I'm pulling up to its Mississippi.
(30:15):
Dup on the waist me if this y'all ain't got
no more chocolates. So I'm gonna be in South hen
in Mississippi. Crab the tickets and come see your boy,
and get there early because you know they got I'm
on the first time on on this tour. You know
they got me going up kind of early. That's okay
because when I come out on that motherfucking stage, everybody
to come behind me in trouble, and I tell anybody
on that motherfucking cask of mine in they face, they
(30:37):
in trouble when if they going behind me, you better
come out and get these people what they want. I
don't give a damn what y'all saying them coming? Who
who behind you? Corey? Oh, I don't give a damn.
You better bring it. And you know Corey gonna bring it,
You better bring it. That's what we do. We bring
the best out one another. Some of y'all looking at
who are funny and this and that. I'm only by
being fun I'm only I'm only running by being funny
(30:58):
on my set. I ain't trying to not do nobody,
but I want to give the people what they motherfucking want,
and I will and I wheel the leaf on. Come
you to me, yo, man, I weel the leaf one
not pulls Sitting twenty twenty five and neither should. You
Got some shit that you've been planning to do, you
better do it. Got a whole world been trying to
(31:20):
give you that push. You better go and get it
because opportunities don't come like this, and no where I'm from,
opportunities don't come knocking like this. Don't. I'm taking advantage
of everything. Come my mother fucking way, and you better too.
So when them Bubble Dub shirts. Drop go and give them.
When I come to these shows, I want to see
the bubble Dub shirts because that's gonna make me feel good.
(31:43):
That's gonna make me keep coming on her and telling
for naggers. Hey need some more jerseys. I gotta give
my people some jerseys. They ain't just jersey. Y'all like hoodies,
y'all like our hats. Let me know. I got some
Bubble Dub hats. I got some of your favorite NFL
has NBA let me know. In the damn don't be
afraid to drop your your sizes. You let me know,
because that's what I'm here for. A lot of people
getting positions they don't be wanting to give nobody there,
(32:04):
and they give us this shit for free. I'm gonna
give it right back. Yeah, I be leaving paying shit forward.
Dog when I'm digging gone, ain't gonna be no brains
truck at my goddamn fingo. That means I can't take
that shit with me. So anything I getting accumulated in life,
I want to share it because I've been without and
I know how I feel to be without, So I
wanna give to the people who've been without who want
some things. I'm gonna give it to you. It's the
(32:26):
last breef of me. I'm gonna give it to you.
Real talk. Just not watching this show. It's a part
of the show where we do the hell in all
segment on the show. He knows what he saw and
he's here to tell you. Hell hell, real talk. Somebody
asked me, mother dud, would you kiss a man in
(32:47):
the movie? Hell no, not kissing no mother man for what.
I don't give a damn who wrote the script. I
don't give a damn how much money you trying to
give me. I'm not kissing no motherfucking man. Ain't in
no movie, not now, not now, for little dude, would
you shure your old lady you on home? Not sherning shit.
I'm selfish. I'm selfish. I put this god damn briskey
(33:10):
sandwich all to myself, do you know? I mean? I
WoT this chopped brisky all to my self. I'm not
sherning no briskey sandwich. At least sure you put the
pickles on that too. If you ain't got no pickles,
put some hollow pink peppers on. Now. I wanna go
down through well on this bitch. I want her eyes
roll back of her mother, even though she could be
faking my Goddamn it makes me feel like I'm the
(33:32):
biggest you ever had a hole. Well your talk, even
though I got a turbo head. But goddamn it makes
me feel like I'm a horse. Oh here, got streak,
turble shed all over here. But make me feel like
I'm a horse. That's how you get that twoenty twelve
goddamn call. I'll get it to you off the line.
I'll pay cash for a two thousand and twelve. She'll
be in Pollo right now. Hold a lot of me.
(33:54):
I'll get you on your feet. Ain'c gonna blow cold too,
and you're in the winter like right now, the heat
throwing heat you home it. I think you're the mag
Dollard's right now. Get whatever you want. But if you
lout of me hole, you won't be You be right
back eating salads every goddamn day, real talk, trash of
the day, shit, going to Cleveland, Cavalier, trash, absolutely trash,
(34:21):
getting blue out like that on national television and going
support my people too, by the way down there, sang Antonio,
Texas man, go and support them. God love on sneaker heads. Man,
what'sh they say? Yeah, God love the sneaker head Go
support the movement man, right now, good sneakers. I'm supporting
them black brand. That's what I do. And they ain't
have to give me a penny. I ain't charging y'all
(34:42):
have to show y'all love on my show. I told
y'all won't do that. I'm about building, Yeah, I'm about building. Yeah,
that's what I'm about, baby real Talt. Thank y'all for
tuning in. I'll see y'all again tomorrow after the game Sunday,
after the game. I'm him, so makes you do me
a favor? Hit the bike button, get him the comments
(35:02):
section right now and shot this motherfucking episode and tag
it again. Damn it. They need peace and love. A
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