January 19, 2025 • 36 mins
Bubba Dub goes live after Jayden Daniels and the Washington Commanders defeat the Detroit Lions 45-31. Jared Goff is the QB who looked like a rookie in this game. TRASHH!! Plus, Patrick Mahomes and the Kansas City Chiefs beat up CJ Stroud and the Houston Texans, but not without some help from the zebras!!
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Speaker 1 (00:01):
The volume. We on time to night, We on time
to night. Welcome to the Bubbadub Show. I'm not hope.
Yeah mean, don't hit the light button while you're here.
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Don ain't hit the subscribe button. If you already heard,
she's all ready to hit the subscribe button, Maine, make
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in the check, chop it up with your boy, Mane.
Keep your notifications turned on. We had some ball games today.
We had some ball games today and were starting with
the game that we just got through washing. Yeah, the Indians,
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I mean the commander scalp the damn lines tonight. That's
what they did. I thought it was illegal to kill
a damn line, That's what I thought. I thought you
couldn't go out and kill a line. You got to
have license to kill a line. But the commando said, never,
never let me take my glasses out. I wanna give
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a shot out the bad blood magic Johnson in Jay,
I know you got your fusati purs you somewhere toop
gass up in l Lady. You ain't even got to
have the high furnace of things on the more the fireplace,
because it's already on fire up there, y'all already cozy
nickel Oh, y'all in j giffing somebody the business tonight.
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I was about to lose fifteen hundred dollars y'all on
the Detroit line. I'm trying to bet everybody in the
world that deep Trouble don't win. I'm glad nobody begged me.
Get y'all sit that shit tonight. Jane Daniels, y'all fun, really,
get dive deep into this shit tonight and talk sports
for y'all. We're gonna have fun and I'm gonna break
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this stuff down for y'all tonight. Jane Daniels, y'all is
a rookie. Do you hear me? A rookie? To two
for thirty one, two hundred and ninety nine passing y'all
two TV no interceptions. Now, CLU look like a rookie
the night Jared don't trash and now I tell you
why Detroit lost. Y'all had jel O Bill out there
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performing trash em when them rolling over and I'll see
Cotton piells right, y'ad Damn? Now do you hear me?
Henry Ford rolling over and all goddamn claw ports right now. Oh,
this is the year they had me through, y'all this Detroit.
You're Detroit going all the motherfucking way. But let me
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tell y'all something to night, ladies and gentlemen that's watching
this bubble dub show. It's two things in this life.
This promise to us death and the goddamn Detroit lines
are never win a super Bowl. That's what's promise. Nikel
Oh Dolus didn't make it. We ain't running by dallars.
We run about y'all kind of charge of thousand dollars
for the porker. Damn call. You ain't gotta worry about
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your undred dollars dollars though, mother fucking more, because your
ass says your season. Oh oh yeah, y'all came our
skull seventy three first quarter. Oh yeah, y'all was feeling
real cool, dan Quinn said, Neil, let me turn this
young mother fucking board loose. And that's what they did that,
they turned them loose. I ain't never seen nothing. I
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ain't never seen a rookie this pause. I ain't never
seen a rookie with so much mother fucking Conford. Then
every throw was on. I'm talking about night. And I'm
gonna tell you what diff remind me if I got
some old heads watching this show right here tonight, and
I'm just gonna show you what differ remind me of
right here. Detroit Lines was showing enough off the last dragon. Yeah,
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Detroit Lines was showing enough. Jade Daniels. Now they was
nothing but Bruce Lee Roy. Now everybody know showing up?
What's suppost to? Whoop? Bruce Lee Roy asked, But it
didn't happen to night, So I'm asking try now. When
I says the man, you say, show no now, pusson
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and respect on the commander's name. That's what you can do.
All that. It's our year. Never in big meat. You
know I love your fam. You're a hustler, you're a
gold killer. Let me tell y'all some real shit here.
They're not on the bubble dub show. They let you
walk so that Washington could run. Do you hear me? Now?
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You coming home? It's a great thing. You having a
big old welcome home party, and you ain't got the
snow man. I'm now cheer. Yes, that's why you're lost.
You can't do nothing with after snap after snow man.
Oh yeah, I know Detroit right now, y'all mad, y'all
hide and high high. I see your ass on tour.
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God damnit, you talk that shit to me about them
cowboy when y'all bigger. Now, damn, I'm talking shit than you. Now.
Talk to me now, n talk your quiet? Why because
you got your ass They bringing through y'all to day.
Gibbs got off. I gotta give credit, what crety do.
I'm up for having fun talking shit. But let me
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be real for a minute, Gibbs for the lines, kept
y'all liuing for the longest, kept y'all in it. But
your quarterback three in the self, your quarterback turning the
mother freaking boy all over, but the season over, Dad
count the only dude like I did. Get your motherfucking
teeth fixed. Boy, your teeth root like toffee stings. They
ain't gonna cut it, Loo if you married her now.
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But what a woman kissing you see? Sick the little mother.
We're gonna have fun tonight on this show, and we're
gonna laugh at Detroit lines all mothering night. They say
them lying tiendles taste the best. I've been waiting for
this game all week, y'all. Man, it's gonna be the
gang right here. I feel like Detroit gonna win this game.
But my potterner Solo been telling me all week, brush
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gonna be an upset. Dub dub, It's gonna be an upset.
I didn't believe it. I wasn't trying to hear it.
But tonight I'm being real with y'all. I'm unbelievable. They
goddamn dad Quinn put together a game plan that nobody
seen coming. Help him and Clint Cleills Bird. Oh yeah, y'all,
i'mbna Clint Cleills Bird. He used to be the coach
of Arizona Cardinals. God got fired. What but damn they
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ain't Quinn say, come on over him on my teams.
I'm gonna resurrect your ad. I'm gonna put you to work.
And that's what they did here tonight. The game player
will faultless. Oh yeah, quick intermediate raps, Jack Urch, commute
check lawd Come in. Damn y'all, come in. I'm gonna
hear you. Then. I'm a blue leg off. Remember let
him work. I'm gonna let I'm gonna let my player,
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Jane Damiels play to his strengths and that's what the
head coach are supposed to do. You play to your
player strengths. If you look at the stat sheet, Detroit
had four people throwing the ball at night. That's why
they fucking lost. All that trickery going on, mother fucker
stop it. Then play ball and play ball. Yeah that
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first round by got got what to y'all head or
we gotta by we gonna be good. Ooh washting, Oh yeah,
just so easy and I beat damn it ain't easy.
And then it ain't easy. Pon Cheese said, hey here, yeah,
I can show me white motherfucker nine. Yeah, called me
a couple months ago. I walked enough for done that.
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But now I'm gonna let my motherfucking teeth shine. Yeah,
like a fresh pearacel bowl ties down here in each time. Baby, yay,
y y'all talk to me, talk to me tonight. Let's
have some fun tonight. That's what we're gonna do here tonight.
We gonna have some fun tonight, y'all. Chaging five is here. Yeah,
straight got an lsu. It's a dog and you gonna
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find many quarterbacks y'all, as a rookie that's doing the
things he doing Sometimes rookies get a little jittery in
the pocket, they get a little at antsy. Not this nigga.
I don't know where this nigga from. This nigga got
ice water in his bodys. He in the pocket that
ain't open, that ain't open. I'm gonna take off with it.
Then when he back in the pocket, that gonna hurts him.
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Looking real, motherfucking push to me. Now, I'm not saying
Washington don't go on and win it. I'm gonna be
a realist. I don't want them to win it. They
in my division with the Cowboy. But how can you
be a Cowboy fan and you warning a watching commander Jersey.
I don't do this shit for content. Fam just sick
all fun and games for your boy. You know I
really take this Adels shit to the heart. This is
what I really do. If you not understand, I'm gonna
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break the game down, show you the stash. But I'm
gonna have fun with it. I can articulate this shit.
You understand what I'm saying to you. I'ma I got
all Jerseys, baby, and I'm gonna rhyme. I'm gonna have fun.
I'm gonna get money. I'm gonna enjoy life. Y'all got
to do the same thing. Y'all too investigate in these teams.
In these teams don't even know your motherfucking ass. They
invited you to naw game. They ain't gave your now
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jersey free. I think I'm the only one giving your jerseys.
But keep on talking your shit to me. It's cool.
I like, I'm having fun with this shit, and I'm
definitely gonna have fun with this game to night forty
five or thirty one. Do you hear me? David Ruffin's
rolling over in this motherfucking grave right now. More towns
rolling over in their gravey right now. Detroitne big bad
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lines if you ask me. Yeah. And when them moms
spaghetti ain't so good after roll, is it? Huh? They say?
Eight miles backed up from my aus right now. Oh,
y'all thought y'all had this game won. Some of y'all
done took off from work. Some of you gonna went
down there and tried to purch the Super Bowl tickets
and for what I don't know, I don't know, but
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y'all took an asshoop on the day. Now, let me
wish to the game that we've seen before this The
Houston Texas went down up and played in Missouri. Let
me get it right. They went down there and played Missouri.
They played in Missouri. They played the Kansas City Chiefs,
but they played in Missouri. Let me get it right. CJ. Stroup,
you had a hell of a season. Fam Let me
to you. You did what you could do with what
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you had. But let me tell you something. You cannot
beat the Zebra and the other Zebrals. It's who Zebrals,
it's the Rails and it's Pat Mahome. You can't big
don't buff them now for the Chiefs come on Dug
top saying we chief. Let me tell y'all one mother
fucking thing, man, that was not no helming to heal
me on Patrick Mahomes early in the ball game, to
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help them sticks keep moving. I got to call it
like it is, dog. I'm keeping the one hundred for
what y'all fail to realize is Andy Reid is the
best NFL head coach in the game right now. His
gang planning is phenomenal. Do you hear me? He gonna
took you see Travis Kelson night. We ain't seen Travis
Kelsey all motherfucking year. But you saw them the night.
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Here's who else, y'all sing two? You seen two skeletons,
two skeletons, cool skeletons, tailing part and goddamn tailor swiped
the white girl. Goddamn things. They was up there churn
eating our dirbs, eating mayonnaigs with pickles. Goddemnic clear, that's
the donashit white people eat. They eat pickles with mineags
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on it? Who do that? Black people ain't no goddamn
pickle with mineag's on it. Not now, not them. They
up there in the sweets getting off. They had to
FB out of her. That's the kind of cloud they take. Look, shoot,
they ain't got rugglar cops. They got FBI swade up there.
You can't never get to that white girl, do you
hear me? Not even Michael Jackson and get the tailor swirled.
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That's how much cloud and power she got. But let
me tell y'all something right in here today. God damn,
I love what I seen from the Kansas City. She
defense Chris Shons is a dog. They got eight sacks
today on CJ. Stroud And that's why this Texas is
at the house right now. And I know my Texas fan,
bum Bee little Kiky, I love y'all to death. I
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know y'all wanted to pull them slabs out, but if
you know, like I know, it's finna get cold in
Texas the same way it was cold in Kansas City.
So we ain't pulling slabs out, were pulling big trucks
and issue he's out this motherfucking weekend. I can bet
you you can save the slabs for the summer time.
By Texas fan, you know, I love y'all live right
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here in the age. I love you. But y'all talk
cast money shit to me last week when Bam b
was on her and all I'm saying is do you
want open casket or is it cremation? Niggle? Which one
we're doing? I'll dub your season being over week six?
It's fine, but your season over now? Yeah? We having
your ulea chin now? Hey, do you want fried chicken
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or baked chicken? What your won't? That's out? What your won't?
Hey rose close to night? Niggle TYROLESE ain't open to night.
That's all I'm saying. It's closed to night. Shout out
to my homies down here. In age time too. Man,
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shout out to my homies. Man shot out to my
whole movie crew, Carol. If you ain't already watched it,
go watch it on you too right now. Man, Yeah,
it's side to my big homie top Man. Ain't real tap.
That's what we're doing now. But the Texas y'all on
the up. Y'all, y'all coming though. Man, y'all did the
same thing y'all did last year. You want to play
out game. You did the same thing this year and
you lost in the second round. Cool, but you got
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the move. You got to continue to get better. I
can't sit up here and say y'all got better because
you get the same thing you did last year. You
got to get to another level this level. Us took
this ship in the Kansas City Chiefs showing y'all that
this levels to this. They on their way possibly to
win him three in a row. That ain't never been
done before. Ain't never three in a row. And I
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say it now and I say it again. If that
zebra packed from the home win three super Bowls in
a row, mean three MVP's in the row. He is
the goat of quarterbacks and I know y'all love Tom Brady.
I love him too for his coming tarry on TV.
Trash you bad motherfucker on that field. But up there
in that both Jolemn Madden passed on a raw rolling
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over their damn brave. Listen to Tom Brady up the
call the game. He ain't got it, do you hear me?
He ain't And y'all know they ain't got it, But
y'all want to shit up here and ride tom Brady's
goods all day. He's the god. He had hell of
a defense too. Some years he was winning. He had
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hell of a defense. They were cheating, they were deflating ball,
and they were spying. He had all kinds of shit
going on for him. But it ain't gonna take nothing
away from Thomas l with Brady Junior, because I say
he could goat right now. But if that zebra hold
up there the body trophy and about another month or two,
that boy will be a goat. I don't give a
damn with none of y'all say, don't give a damn
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with none of y'all say. Now, the Myra Games, you
got the Eagles in the La Rams. I'm gonna go
ahead and keep you the Buck. I got the Eagles
winning that game. Reason why I'll boot the Eagles to
win because my good friends up there LA say they
need some help, they need some more help with the firefighter. Well,
guess what the LA rains on their damn the way
bang on their damn Wait, then you got Baltimore and Buffalo.
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That's gonna be a damn game. Can Lamar finally get
over the hump? Can Josh Allen finally finally get over
the hump and face the Kansas City Chiefs? Yeah, in
the LC Championship game. That's gonna be a game tomorrow.
Don't you think Big derrek Hemy ain't gonna run that
motherfucking ball. The last time they played, he had one
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hundred and ninety nine yards against Buffalo. Last time they played,
Josh Allen didn't even score a touchdown against the Baltimore Raven.
Them are real stats. They ain't gonna tell you that
s gonna expence. They gonna beat around. They can talk
about how they think Josh Allen should be the MVP,
but the MVP played these Raves and this year and
he didn't fucking score. Let's talk about that there will
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store at all. But it's a different scenario on Now
they got Marie Coop over there. Now you still got cold,
you got your crew over everybody is healthy for Buffalo
on the office A side of the ball. How would
this game play out? I don't know, but just what
people just watching this show, we gonna tune in to
morrow Why because we fanst We want to see the
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best go against the best. And we gonna see that
shit tomorrow night. And I can't wait to watch this
ship for there's some breaking news outside of the sport.
Bust the Rhymes. Don't went to jail for a s out, nigga,
You fifty two mother fucking years old. You ain't got
no business assaulting your damn assistant. Oh for a damn thorn,
stop it, Get your old ass in the booth and
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start rapping again. Thal You ain't having here since you
were with Janey Jackson. Y'all remember that here he had
with Jay Jenks jack bitch with jail. It's now anybody
in here forty five and up? Y'all remember that song
Bust the Rhyme had with Janie Jackson. You know I'm
not lying to you. God, Damn Jenny Jackson looking sexy,
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don't I'm not bullshitting you. I talk a lot of
shit about jamming, but I get on my knee right
now and get Janny checking. If y'all Janet go damn right.
Michael Jackson a little shyster, but you ain't little no more.
You biged sstal community. She main't pre ain't bigger enough.
I am. Oh yeah, dude, I'm the king of catfishing,
our catfishing. Motherfucking in a minute. M hm, my profile
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look like I'm six five, but in real life I'm
five six. God damn choking with worring books. Then I
look king of catfishing. Yeah, I know, I say I'm sick.
I'll be sending the whole pictures of me dunking on
Lebrun when he was in high school, and it's all
ain't high girl. Look girl, he used to play le
Brun in high school. Look he dunk. Don't brun, bitch,
just don't know. That's ain't I God damn right. That say.
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I'm a cure for me and I love AI talk
real talk, tell y'all some real shit that happened. We
damn it. I can talk to y'all for a many
story time with Dug man, I'll tell y'all some real
shit that I didn't know. Don't you know that motherfucker
came and repossessed my dog, ryh he aint came to
my motherfucking house asking, fuck of my dog? Do you
hear me? Like? What you mean? I need the dog back?
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The goddamn dog rang out the house and jumped in
the damn truck with Ryan, the motherfucker down there that
strow at Pets Morning, the motherfucker repossessing dogs. Yeah, I
was financing the dog for twelve months, y'all. I ain't
gonna live for financing for twelve months. I was trying
to adopt this pit bull. But this motherfucker run out
the house and jump in the truckle I ain't even leave.
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I ain't never had nobody repossess no damn dog, but
it happened to me today. I'm sitting there on motherfucker.
I really wanted that dog, y'all all start me a
damn killner. I just went down there to the petch
One store and talk to them folks about adopting the
dog and how I love dogs and how I want
to do this and that, and I can't hear a
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rough patch in my live, y'all. And I couldn't even
make a guy. I didn't even you know what I'm saying.
I still owe him the goddamn dosh. Why it's finding God,
damn I got I got a note to pay. Well,
I'm paying a note on a dog, not a car,
not a house, not a phone, but a dog. And
they coming right. He can come and got the goddamn dog.
He can cook a deal, will give me my goddamn
collar back. Got about all that goddamn high here, doll food, proteins,
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fucking motherfucking doll and shit. I think I'm gonna eat
the goddamn doll food now, my girl keep calling me
a doll. I'm always eat the damn doll food myself.
I'm upset, y'all. I don't understand why I keep getting
done like this. I don't know. I ain't never done
no harm, no nobody. I always treat people with love
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and respect. I was gonna pay that damn dog note
I was. I ain't having my side and nothing. I
had him in the house. You know what I'm saying.
Most Black people have their dogs chain up and all
that other shit, But you can't have dog chained up
down here in Texas no more. That's a fine. So
I got the dog living with me. I was gonna
breed him and shit and the dog have puppies. I
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gonna let him have puppies in the high I ain't
gonna lie. I ain't had the dog for two weeks.
I done bothered with the dogs. I love the dog
more than I love my damn kids. One thing you
gonna do, you gonna touch your damn man dog. That's
the same thing with that white man. That white woman
can take all that white man money, she can take
all their land, she can take everything in the world
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for him, but she better not touch that damn dog.
Do you hear me? That woman tried to come to
that dog, that dog walking and biting it, that damn woman.
That's the love and respect dolls got for their white on.
Dogs don't love us black on. They regularly get a
white from us while we're smoking weed with the motherfucker
the dog, watching us sell dose the dog all god
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damn watching you snort powder, dog, watching you got damn
take you gotdam knock o pills, and turning the batman
the damn The dogs are traumatize the the dog need
counseling dealing with us black thoats, I ain't dog watch
your scam. The dog watch us do well for arm
arm frauding it verything. I know that. You know my
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dogs singing all kind of shit. They were here with
me two weeks. He's singing all kind of shit. He
seen my pastor come over and shoot diyes for me,
Husted cortail game. Ain't got shit on me and my pastor.
We always shooting diyes and the hot house always win.
That's all I'm saying. If you're watching this show, then
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damn right, so not going on out here right now?
They on Snoop Dog, motherfucking ass Snoop Dog don't went
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up thunder Donald Trump and that inauguration and Djyn, Come on, Snoop,
You just on TV FAM talking about how you wanna
gonna they off a call on time for form for Trump.
But Trump cuts you a motherfucking check that you have
to seewalk to and get. Now the people mad at
your dog, Oh yeah, you can't. They people ain't fitty trouble.
I see it. They not fit. They fin a bad
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God take shit. I told you, and I told you,
my good besketing friend. Not all y'all, with some of
y'all that's illegal, God damn, And your time is up.
Your time is up. And I ain't just saying miske
cause this is all kind of illegal people too, Black people,
some of us can be illegal. All. I'm telling you
right now here, you better have your motherfucking papers, and
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you better have your motherfucking papers or your ass out
of him by Thursday evening. And to all my friends
down here, they got these goddamn taco standing trucks, and
you illegal. I said it once, I see it again.
Bring them motherfuckers to me. I'll cash you out. I'm
thinking half about seventy five businesses come Friday, y'all can
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get it in. Y'all the whip me truf. Y'all gont to,
don't y'all missight on these goddamn good truck and trailer's
going on round here. The hole fuller come up for sale,
and I'm in line to kill them. Damn don't call
me dog no more, call me sending your doug down
here in h town. Damn right, I got some cowboy
books with spurls. I'm ready to get out of here
and start making taco my damn self. And it's gonna
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be real meat too, you damn right. I ain't gonna
be playing with the people. I'm gonna give you real
motherfucking meat. But my price is gonna be higher than
direct pussy. Damn right. Two taco thirty dollars shit, and
you better buyd too. I'm gonna talk about you. Black
people gonna never wanna support their own, but they'll go
and support everybody else though, Damn right, even though my
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price is high, I don't give a damn y'all know,
ain't lied. We be wanting to support our y'all know,
ain't lied, we be wanting to support one another. For
goddamn black people. Man, you go a black people restaurant,
you get you a burglar, You get you a fry,
you get your drink deed. Motherfucker talking about fifty five dollars.
fIF that five dollars for whatn't it? It's God, damn
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the bud. Please forgive. When you fifty five dollars for
this ship, you figure get fifty five the marriage. God,
shut this motherfucker down. What's that motherfucker be going around?
Ed Lee, Nathan Lee, Jason Lee, don't give a damn
y'all go wanna talk man the one never doing no
fold reviews, he fleet. I got a restaurant for you,
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will come to God damn burger The burger ain't even
ain't even sitting right. The burger bill likes some more,
but you expecting me to eat this burger? No like
eat No damn burger that built likes some more. I
love your dogs, keep doing what you're doing, but the
burger bill just like you. It just ain't right. I
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bet y'all ain't parted in Detroit the night. I bet you.
I bet every after party Townsel the niggas ain't fuck
you think right now. Shit, those niggas at the house
cast off where you come hurt you single come like
damnit I be still Dad, commute shit ain't God won't
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shit and wheel even when you buy braincash all to
my motherfucker reunion and show my motherfucking ass. I don't
know the opening card over for women, but cash doll
you you I want to do it? Think God want
when now? Wheel? When it raining? I'm your motherfucking o, Rob,
you ain't got the world pocky thing when dub and Detroit.
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I know some of y'all mad at me right now.
It's okay your hoot ass to get your ass to
get over it. Your ass will get over it. But
face it, super Bowl in Detroit, just don't go together, baby.
Y'all got everything else going for You got the best rappers,
got the best food, got the best hustlers, got the
best car company forward. Y'all got everything else. But football,
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ain't it? You know what I'm saying. Ain't it the
Pistols doing their thing again. That's what's up. Be grateful,
it's the little thing. Be grateful now, motherfucker could be
losing thirty damns. You're the row again, but they not
kay cutting haam doing this thing up there right now.
So be thankful for what you got. Things like me
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it two little things. That's all I'm saying. I get
around the hole, the hole, get to talk about big meats.
I get quiet. I get quiet. Canet talking about big pingers.
I get quiet. Mother fucker, I can change the subject.
Then damn, I heard it snowing tomorrow. I don't like
that big pingers talk because I ain't got no motherfucking
big pingos. Real talk. The get to talking about meats
and all that. I get quiet. Then the church high
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to my house. That shit run me hot mott woman
talking about how big a man thing is. Bitch, don't
fuck with me. I hope you kiss Tampson, sleeping with him,
man with a big thing. Hope. I keep hoping you
kiss Tampson right in your time. Don't you ever but
disrespect me again, like that laying up in the bedspread eagle.
Come and get it. What I'm gonna do with that?
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That's a monster. Mama always told me watch out for
that man. That's a I can't do nothing with that.
You wanna fucking round with these big ad monkeys. Ain't
thinking I'm feeling. Shake you like a goddamn horror a
movie that cats a pet cemetery. You can have seventy
five abortion shit. You want me to go down there
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and eat it for what? So them bosses can talk
to me. I beat damn. The devil is a live
them damn bosses down there talking to me. I know
what you did last summer. I bet you do. I'm
the wrong num. I'm the wrong. No, I wasn't her
last song, that was him. I'm done. Oh yeah, you right, player,
you right, you right, you, You're right. Man. Y'all better
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be careful, y'all better be careful. What's going on out
here to day. Is too much shit going on. Ghet
that light buddy for your boy, man. Make sure you
subscribe to the show too, man, real talk. We have
a fun over her. This is what we do. We
going live tomorrow too, after the games tomorrow, after the
Buffalo and the Ravens game, my black ass coming right
back over her and going live again and fuck the
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people that's watching. Sometimes, just smile, man, let mea get
real for a sake. I know, sometime we go through
a lot of shit in life. The live throw us
a locker curve balls and we get upset. Sometime we
do shit without thinking. Sometimes we be too emotional. But
sometimes man, we have to take a step back and
just think before we react, because you know what I'm saying,
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one mistake can caut you your whole life. And you
know what I'm saying, just you know, just one, just
one mistake, man, and your whole life is over. So
sometimes when we get mad, let's let's be slow. Let's
be slow to react. Man, Let's let's think this shiit through. Sometimes. Man,
my homeboy uh gets murdered somebody man because his pride
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got hurt. He's gone, man, like this, real talkic, no joke. Man,
My homeboy gets murdered somebody man because old boy hurt,
his feelings, pride got in a way he couldn't take
it and kill him. Now my homeboy gone, you understand
had the girl hes gone? Now his girl, you know
what I'm saying, depending on me to help him with
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lawyer fees. And I'm saying, why she got help him
with lawyer feed He ain't coming home, baby, It's about
there ain't nothing else I can do. I'm not gonna
be wasting no money on something I know we ain't
gonna win. It's a route, you know what I'm saying.
And she's a good girl. A fine motherfucking girl at that.
And I know the Wolve's gonna be at her, So
I'm thinking, y'all, before I let the wolves gil her,
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I might as well gilger. That's all I'm saying. So
when you're tolding me and asking me, how is girl doing?
She ain't good motherfucking hands. That's not ever saying a
gun hendre as thought she in church? Now what she
in church? Doll got a job? She gonna know that
she's working for me. You know, I got my I
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got my truck company going on, and shit, you know
what I'm saying. So I got her. You know what
I'm saying, calling in, putting all this in. Damnit. I'm
enjoying myself with her. She's a good motherfucking mother. Do
you know this woman is a good mother. She's smart,
she gonna dog her kids, get on the phone all day,
she's right there reading them books. I like this girl
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right here. And and you know, my mam and them
up said about it. But like I told my mama, now,
this is my goddamn life. I'm a grown man. I
don't live with you. You can't tell me what to do.
I won't disrespect my elders. But I would not let
you disrespect my heart. Do you hear me? I won't
let you do it, Mama. I stand up and go
toe to toe, blow for blow with you for your toat.
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I ain't lie. If I was in Detroit, I'll be
ready to throw ye bitches for your toe Detroit through,
I'll be ready to throw ye bitches if I was
in Detroit. I don't play about her. I don't. She
came in my life and change my mother fucking life.
She get down now and blow on my one inch candle,
and god damn it, and she blow it. App that's
all I want it. She blow on it like a
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calend on the cake, and she gets me up real talk.
When she do that, I'll make her cash apps. Ain't
I sent that hole fifty dollars thirty times? Shit? She
think I'm rich. I ain't rich. I ain't rich. I
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just know how to magage, and you niggas shouldn't do too.
Just now, watching the show, we got a thing that
we call on the hell now sicking on the show.
He knows what he saw and he's here to tell you. Hell. Hell,
somebody asking me, Bubba dup, I see you wanting to Washington,
come out of the jersey. Will you ever be a
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comand ofer fan and your No's cowboys till I die?
I know some of y'all saying if you can, but
how could you put that on? Because I got the
motherfucker that's out. Banati's giving me all these motherfucking jersey
and I don't just what I'm forgive y'all something too,
you'll get get in the comings. Put your side down.
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I'm gonna be giving away some jerseys again, real tall.
If you're going down there to the super Bowl, hopefully
some of y'all get to go around there. I'm gonna
be down there. The Bubba dub merchant will be with
me when I go behind. Now, get ready to buy
you some of this Bubba dub mers because it's going
dinner trash of the day going to the Detroit Line
trash fools. Go Hey, everybody food had me food. I
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almost lost fifteen hunger. Thank god I did. Thank god
I didn't. I be mad then a mother Right now, well,
I'm not so put your jersey sizes down, put your
hat sizes down right now. I'm real soon, I said,
if I give me by two weeks. I'm gonna be
giving away some jerseys and some hats. Thank y'all for
tuning in to the Bubble Dub Show Real Talk. I'm
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going live again tomorrow night. Say I ain't people this
here to night. I want to see you tomorrow Real Talk.
When I get off this live, make sure you didn't
hit the light button. In case you didn't know, I'm
on the Wigan Ones tour. Yeah, Me, Mike Ips, Country,
Wayne High High, Davis Mojo Brooks, Corey Hochem, Tony Roberts,
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Little Duval and and my boy Carlos Miller. First. Our
first show going to be in Minnsota February. First, go
and grab them tickets right now and get there early
because it's my first time being on a big tour.
So you know they got me going up early, but
that won't last long. I started going to back pretty
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motherfucking soon because you know I'm gonna get up there
and show my ass. So if you come to see
me at these shows, y'all hear me out, get there
early so you can see you boy, don't get that
late like me. I ain't get to see doub well.
You know, I'm I'm a new baby on this motherfucking tour.
And they got me going first because they ain bullshit.
But once I come off that motherfucker stage, it's gonna
be su That's real talk. Everybody gonna come to see
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one of my comedy shows. They already know. Oh yeah,
y'all double him. Real talk. So give me about three
or four shows. I'm gonna be going up early, about
three or four shows, about the fifth and sixth show.
Ain't dub you ain't going up there early no more?
I know, I know, goddamn way an't. I don't. I can't.
Ray Lin ain't same way. We looking at James Daniels.
He might be a rookie, but he ain't playing like
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no motherfucking rookie, playing like a season dellament. Do you
hear me? I used to think all G three was
the bitch rookie that I ever seen. That's a damn lie.
Jane Daniels here, yosl yes. So, and we got a
movement going. The movement is and I can say this,
I've been talking to Ryan Clark. I'm trying to get
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on EDGPN first take once a week during the NFL
at the NBA. So we got that movement going real talk.
So once y'all see the bubble, dub the ESPN shit,
share that shit because we're about to make this shit happen.
Were about to make a history happen, y'all. I know
we all love our brothers. It's on TV now. We
love the sharp shaing him. You know, me and him
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do business together on this show. Shout out to Steven A.
Smith if he've been doing his thing. But it's time
for some new motherfucking blood to get on the TV.
And it's me. Yeah, somebody that y'all been watching for
a minute, which is me, I'm feeling. Get on ESPN, y'all.
I'm finknna get on Amazon Prime, y'all, and I'm finna
show my motherfucking heads. And when you hit the crib
with your girl or your homeboy, you can look like
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Nigga dub that man. You know he will fight here up.
That's what I'm talking about, man, because believe when I
open up them doors, I wanna do this right here.
Come on, come on. So if anybody's trying to get
in this business, get your shit together, baby, because once
I get there, I'm reaching my hand back and pulling
you up with me. It ain't just that I'm anna win.
We all gonna win. That's the way I look at life.
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I bubble dub, don't just win. We all gonna win
in life. It's just fun. And James to me, y'all
are gonna take this shit. That's serious, doll, because I
know one day you hear the next day your ass
could be gone. Do you hear me? So're gonna take
live for granted. Don't be out here drinking and driving tonight.
Don't do it. You can smoke all that all you want.
Don't you be behind no wheel drinking and driving, because
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I don't want you to kill nobody here and I
don't want you to kill yourself. Some of you got kids.
You need to think about your kids. Man. You need
to be here for your family. You can't do nothing
with them when you're dead and gone. If it's somebody
in your life that been showing your love, give them
their flowers now where they can smell them, because they
can't do shit with them when they did. We live
in the time now where you don't want to show
nobody no love because they feel like you dick riding,
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but we ain't doing They're gonna twenty five. People been
showing love and doing what they supposed to do. You
show them love and respect. That's what we're doing. Thank
y'all for Washington Night's show. I'll see y'all again tomorrow night.
Pete love them out the volume
The volume. We on time to night, We on time
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Keep your notifications turned on. We had some ball games today.
We had some ball games today and were starting with
the game that we just got through washing. Yeah, the Indians,
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I mean the commander scalp the damn lines tonight. That's
what they did. I thought it was illegal to kill
a damn line, That's what I thought. I thought you
couldn't go out and kill a line. You got to
have license to kill a line. But the commando said, never,
never let me take my glasses out. I wanna give
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a shot out the bad blood magic Johnson in Jay,
I know you got your fusati purs you somewhere toop
gass up in l Lady. You ain't even got to
have the high furnace of things on the more the fireplace,
because it's already on fire up there, y'all already cozy
nickel Oh, y'all in j giffing somebody the business tonight.
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I was about to lose fifteen hundred dollars y'all on
the Detroit line. I'm trying to bet everybody in the
world that deep Trouble don't win. I'm glad nobody begged me.
Get y'all sit that shit tonight. Jane Daniels, y'all fun, really,
get dive deep into this shit tonight and talk sports
for y'all. We're gonna have fun and I'm gonna break
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this stuff down for y'all tonight. Jane Daniels, y'all is
a rookie. Do you hear me? A rookie? To two
for thirty one, two hundred and ninety nine passing y'all
two TV no interceptions. Now, CLU look like a rookie
the night Jared don't trash and now I tell you
why Detroit lost. Y'all had jel O Bill out there
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performing trash em when them rolling over and I'll see
Cotton piells right, y'ad Damn? Now do you hear me?
Henry Ford rolling over and all goddamn claw ports right now. Oh,
this is the year they had me through, y'all this Detroit.
You're Detroit going all the motherfucking way. But let me
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tell y'all something to night, ladies and gentlemen that's watching
this bubble dub show. It's two things in this life.
This promise to us death and the goddamn Detroit lines
are never win a super Bowl. That's what's promise. Nikel
Oh Dolus didn't make it. We ain't running by dallars.
We run about y'all kind of charge of thousand dollars
for the porker. Damn call. You ain't gotta worry about
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your undred dollars dollars though, mother fucking more, because your
ass says your season. Oh oh yeah, y'all came our
skull seventy three first quarter. Oh yeah, y'all was feeling
real cool, dan Quinn said, Neil, let me turn this
young mother fucking board loose. And that's what they did that,
they turned them loose. I ain't never seen nothing. I
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ain't never seen a rookie this pause. I ain't never
seen a rookie with so much mother fucking Conford. Then
every throw was on. I'm talking about night. And I'm
gonna tell you what diff remind me if I got
some old heads watching this show right here tonight, and
I'm just gonna show you what differ remind me of
right here. Detroit Lines was showing enough off the last dragon. Yeah,
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Detroit Lines was showing enough. Jade Daniels. Now they was
nothing but Bruce Lee Roy. Now everybody know showing up?
What's suppost to? Whoop? Bruce Lee Roy asked, But it
didn't happen to night, So I'm asking try now. When
I says the man, you say, show no now, pusson
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and respect on the commander's name. That's what you can do.
All that. It's our year. Never in big meat. You
know I love your fam. You're a hustler, you're a
gold killer. Let me tell y'all some real shit here.
They're not on the bubble dub show. They let you
walk so that Washington could run. Do you hear me? Now?
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You coming home? It's a great thing. You having a
big old welcome home party, and you ain't got the
snow man. I'm now cheer. Yes, that's why you're lost.
You can't do nothing with after snap after snow man.
Oh yeah, I know Detroit right now, y'all mad, y'all
hide and high high. I see your ass on tour.
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God damnit, you talk that shit to me about them
cowboy when y'all bigger. Now, damn, I'm talking shit than you. Now.
Talk to me now, n talk your quiet? Why because
you got your ass They bringing through y'all to day.
Gibbs got off. I gotta give credit, what crety do.
I'm up for having fun talking shit. But let me
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be real for a minute, Gibbs for the lines, kept
y'all liuing for the longest, kept y'all in it. But
your quarterback three in the self, your quarterback turning the
mother freaking boy all over, but the season over, Dad
count the only dude like I did. Get your motherfucking
teeth fixed. Boy, your teeth root like toffee stings. They
ain't gonna cut it, Loo if you married her now.
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But what a woman kissing you see? Sick the little mother.
We're gonna have fun tonight on this show, and we're
gonna laugh at Detroit lines all mothering night. They say
them lying tiendles taste the best. I've been waiting for
this game all week, y'all. Man, it's gonna be the
gang right here. I feel like Detroit gonna win this game.
But my potterner Solo been telling me all week, brush
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gonna be an upset. Dub dub, It's gonna be an upset.
I didn't believe it. I wasn't trying to hear it.
But tonight I'm being real with y'all. I'm unbelievable. They
goddamn dad Quinn put together a game plan that nobody
seen coming. Help him and Clint Cleills Bird. Oh yeah, y'all,
i'mbna Clint Cleills Bird. He used to be the coach
of Arizona Cardinals. God got fired. What but damn they
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ain't Quinn say, come on over him on my teams.
I'm gonna resurrect your ad. I'm gonna put you to work.
And that's what they did here tonight. The game player
will faultless. Oh yeah, quick intermediate raps, Jack Urch, commute
check lawd Come in. Damn y'all, come in. I'm gonna
hear you. Then. I'm a blue leg off. Remember let
him work. I'm gonna let I'm gonna let my player,
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Jane Damiels play to his strengths and that's what the
head coach are supposed to do. You play to your
player strengths. If you look at the stat sheet, Detroit
had four people throwing the ball at night. That's why
they fucking lost. All that trickery going on, mother fucker
stop it. Then play ball and play ball. Yeah that
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first round by got got what to y'all head or
we gotta by we gonna be good. Ooh washting, Oh yeah,
just so easy and I beat damn it ain't easy.
And then it ain't easy. Pon Cheese said, hey here, yeah,
I can show me white motherfucker nine. Yeah, called me
a couple months ago. I walked enough for done that.
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But now I'm gonna let my motherfucking teeth shine. Yeah,
like a fresh pearacel bowl ties down here in each time. Baby, yay,
y y'all talk to me, talk to me tonight. Let's
have some fun tonight. That's what we're gonna do here tonight.
We gonna have some fun tonight, y'all. Chaging five is here. Yeah,
straight got an lsu. It's a dog and you gonna
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find many quarterbacks y'all, as a rookie that's doing the
things he doing Sometimes rookies get a little jittery in
the pocket, they get a little at antsy. Not this nigga.
I don't know where this nigga from. This nigga got
ice water in his bodys. He in the pocket that
ain't open, that ain't open. I'm gonna take off with it.
Then when he back in the pocket, that gonna hurts him.
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Looking real, motherfucking push to me. Now, I'm not saying
Washington don't go on and win it. I'm gonna be
a realist. I don't want them to win it. They
in my division with the Cowboy. But how can you
be a Cowboy fan and you warning a watching commander Jersey.
I don't do this shit for content. Fam just sick
all fun and games for your boy. You know I
really take this Adels shit to the heart. This is
what I really do. If you not understand, I'm gonna
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break the game down, show you the stash. But I'm
gonna have fun with it. I can articulate this shit.
You understand what I'm saying to you. I'ma I got
all Jerseys, baby, and I'm gonna rhyme. I'm gonna have fun.
I'm gonna get money. I'm gonna enjoy life. Y'all got
to do the same thing. Y'all too investigate in these teams.
In these teams don't even know your motherfucking ass. They
invited you to naw game. They ain't gave your now
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jersey free. I think I'm the only one giving your jerseys.
But keep on talking your shit to me. It's cool.
I like, I'm having fun with this shit, and I'm
definitely gonna have fun with this game to night forty
five or thirty one. Do you hear me? David Ruffin's
rolling over in this motherfucking grave right now. More towns
rolling over in their gravey right now. Detroitne big bad
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lines if you ask me. Yeah. And when them moms
spaghetti ain't so good after roll, is it? Huh? They say?
Eight miles backed up from my aus right now. Oh,
y'all thought y'all had this game won. Some of y'all
done took off from work. Some of you gonna went
down there and tried to purch the Super Bowl tickets
and for what I don't know, I don't know, but
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y'all took an asshoop on the day. Now, let me
wish to the game that we've seen before this The
Houston Texas went down up and played in Missouri. Let
me get it right. They went down there and played Missouri.
They played in Missouri. They played the Kansas City Chiefs,
but they played in Missouri. Let me get it right. CJ. Stroup,
you had a hell of a season. Fam Let me
to you. You did what you could do with what
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you had. But let me tell you something. You cannot
beat the Zebra and the other Zebrals. It's who Zebrals,
it's the Rails and it's Pat Mahome. You can't big
don't buff them now for the Chiefs come on Dug
top saying we chief. Let me tell y'all one mother
fucking thing, man, that was not no helming to heal
me on Patrick Mahomes early in the ball game, to
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help them sticks keep moving. I got to call it
like it is, dog. I'm keeping the one hundred for
what y'all fail to realize is Andy Reid is the
best NFL head coach in the game right now. His
gang planning is phenomenal. Do you hear me? He gonna
took you see Travis Kelson night. We ain't seen Travis
Kelsey all motherfucking year. But you saw them the night.
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Here's who else, y'all sing two? You seen two skeletons,
two skeletons, cool skeletons, tailing part and goddamn tailor swiped
the white girl. Goddamn things. They was up there churn
eating our dirbs, eating mayonnaigs with pickles. Goddemnic clear, that's
the donashit white people eat. They eat pickles with mineags
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on it? Who do that? Black people ain't no goddamn
pickle with mineag's on it. Not now, not them. They
up there in the sweets getting off. They had to
FB out of her. That's the kind of cloud they take. Look, shoot,
they ain't got rugglar cops. They got FBI swade up there.
You can't never get to that white girl, do you
hear me? Not even Michael Jackson and get the tailor swirled.
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That's how much cloud and power she got. But let
me tell y'all something right in here today. God damn,
I love what I seen from the Kansas City. She
defense Chris Shons is a dog. They got eight sacks
today on CJ. Stroud And that's why this Texas is
at the house right now. And I know my Texas fan,
bum Bee little Kiky, I love y'all to death. I
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know y'all wanted to pull them slabs out, but if
you know, like I know, it's finna get cold in
Texas the same way it was cold in Kansas City.
So we ain't pulling slabs out, were pulling big trucks
and issue he's out this motherfucking weekend. I can bet
you you can save the slabs for the summer time.
By Texas fan, you know, I love y'all live right
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here in the age. I love you. But y'all talk
cast money shit to me last week when Bam b
was on her and all I'm saying is do you
want open casket or is it cremation? Niggle? Which one
we're doing? I'll dub your season being over week six?
It's fine, but your season over now? Yeah? We having
your ulea chin now? Hey, do you want fried chicken
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or baked chicken? What your won't? That's out? What your won't?
Hey rose close to night? Niggle TYROLESE ain't open to night.
That's all I'm saying. It's closed to night. Shout out
to my homies down here. In age time too. Man,
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shout out to my homies. Man shot out to my
whole movie crew, Carol. If you ain't already watched it,
go watch it on you too right now. Man, Yeah,
it's side to my big homie top Man. Ain't real tap.
That's what we're doing now. But the Texas y'all on
the up. Y'all, y'all coming though. Man, y'all did the
same thing y'all did last year. You want to play
out game. You did the same thing this year and
you lost in the second round. Cool, but you got
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the move. You got to continue to get better. I
can't sit up here and say y'all got better because
you get the same thing you did last year. You
got to get to another level this level. Us took
this ship in the Kansas City Chiefs showing y'all that
this levels to this. They on their way possibly to
win him three in a row. That ain't never been
done before. Ain't never three in a row. And I
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say it now and I say it again. If that
zebra packed from the home win three super Bowls in
a row, mean three MVP's in the row. He is
the goat of quarterbacks and I know y'all love Tom Brady.
I love him too for his coming tarry on TV.
Trash you bad motherfucker on that field. But up there
in that both Jolemn Madden passed on a raw rolling
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over their damn brave. Listen to Tom Brady up the
call the game. He ain't got it, do you hear me?
He ain't And y'all know they ain't got it, But
y'all want to shit up here and ride tom Brady's
goods all day. He's the god. He had hell of
a defense too. Some years he was winning. He had
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hell of a defense. They were cheating, they were deflating ball,
and they were spying. He had all kinds of shit
going on for him. But it ain't gonna take nothing
away from Thomas l with Brady Junior, because I say
he could goat right now. But if that zebra hold
up there the body trophy and about another month or two,
that boy will be a goat. I don't give a
damn with none of y'all say, don't give a damn
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with none of y'all say. Now, the Myra Games, you
got the Eagles in the La Rams. I'm gonna go
ahead and keep you the Buck. I got the Eagles
winning that game. Reason why I'll boot the Eagles to
win because my good friends up there LA say they
need some help, they need some more help with the firefighter. Well,
guess what the LA rains on their damn the way
bang on their damn Wait, then you got Baltimore and Buffalo.
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That's gonna be a damn game. Can Lamar finally get
over the hump? Can Josh Allen finally finally get over
the hump and face the Kansas City Chiefs? Yeah, in
the LC Championship game. That's gonna be a game tomorrow.
Don't you think Big derrek Hemy ain't gonna run that
motherfucking ball. The last time they played, he had one
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hundred and ninety nine yards against Buffalo. Last time they played,
Josh Allen didn't even score a touchdown against the Baltimore Raven.
Them are real stats. They ain't gonna tell you that
s gonna expence. They gonna beat around. They can talk
about how they think Josh Allen should be the MVP,
but the MVP played these Raves and this year and
he didn't fucking score. Let's talk about that there will
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store at all. But it's a different scenario on Now
they got Marie Coop over there. Now you still got cold,
you got your crew over everybody is healthy for Buffalo
on the office A side of the ball. How would
this game play out? I don't know, but just what
people just watching this show, we gonna tune in to
morrow Why because we fanst We want to see the
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best go against the best. And we gonna see that
shit tomorrow night. And I can't wait to watch this
ship for there's some breaking news outside of the sport.
Bust the Rhymes. Don't went to jail for a s out, nigga,
You fifty two mother fucking years old. You ain't got
no business assaulting your damn assistant. Oh for a damn thorn,
stop it, Get your old ass in the booth and
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start rapping again. Thal You ain't having here since you
were with Janey Jackson. Y'all remember that here he had
with Jay Jenks jack bitch with jail. It's now anybody
in here forty five and up? Y'all remember that song
Bust the Rhyme had with Janie Jackson. You know I'm
not lying to you. God, Damn Jenny Jackson looking sexy,
(16:59):
don't I'm not bullshitting you. I talk a lot of
shit about jamming, but I get on my knee right
now and get Janny checking. If y'all Janet go damn right.
Michael Jackson a little shyster, but you ain't little no more.
You biged sstal community. She main't pre ain't bigger enough.
I am. Oh yeah, dude, I'm the king of catfishing,
our catfishing. Motherfucking in a minute. M hm, my profile
(17:20):
look like I'm six five, but in real life I'm
five six. God damn choking with worring books. Then I
look king of catfishing. Yeah, I know, I say I'm sick.
I'll be sending the whole pictures of me dunking on
Lebrun when he was in high school, and it's all
ain't high girl. Look girl, he used to play le
Brun in high school. Look he dunk. Don't brun, bitch,
just don't know. That's ain't I God damn right. That say.
(17:48):
I'm a cure for me and I love AI talk
real talk, tell y'all some real shit that happened. We
damn it. I can talk to y'all for a many
story time with Dug man, I'll tell y'all some real
shit that I didn't know. Don't you know that motherfucker
came and repossessed my dog, ryh he aint came to
my motherfucking house asking, fuck of my dog? Do you
hear me? Like? What you mean? I need the dog back?
(18:11):
The goddamn dog rang out the house and jumped in
the damn truck with Ryan, the motherfucker down there that
strow at Pets Morning, the motherfucker repossessing dogs. Yeah, I
was financing the dog for twelve months, y'all. I ain't
gonna live for financing for twelve months. I was trying
to adopt this pit bull. But this motherfucker run out
the house and jump in the truckle I ain't even leave.
(18:33):
I ain't never had nobody repossess no damn dog, but
it happened to me today. I'm sitting there on motherfucker.
I really wanted that dog, y'all all start me a
damn killner. I just went down there to the petch
One store and talk to them folks about adopting the
dog and how I love dogs and how I want
to do this and that, and I can't hear a
(18:53):
rough patch in my live, y'all. And I couldn't even
make a guy. I didn't even you know what I'm saying.
I still owe him the goddamn dosh. Why it's finding God,
damn I got I got a note to pay. Well,
I'm paying a note on a dog, not a car,
not a house, not a phone, but a dog. And
they coming right. He can come and got the goddamn dog.
He can cook a deal, will give me my goddamn
collar back. Got about all that goddamn high here, doll food, proteins,
(19:17):
fucking motherfucking doll and shit. I think I'm gonna eat
the goddamn doll food now, my girl keep calling me
a doll. I'm always eat the damn doll food myself.
I'm upset, y'all. I don't understand why I keep getting
done like this. I don't know. I ain't never done
no harm, no nobody. I always treat people with love
(19:37):
and respect. I was gonna pay that damn dog note
I was. I ain't having my side and nothing. I
had him in the house. You know what I'm saying.
Most Black people have their dogs chain up and all
that other shit, But you can't have dog chained up
down here in Texas no more. That's a fine. So
I got the dog living with me. I was gonna
breed him and shit and the dog have puppies. I
(19:58):
gonna let him have puppies in the high I ain't
gonna lie. I ain't had the dog for two weeks.
I done bothered with the dogs. I love the dog
more than I love my damn kids. One thing you
gonna do, you gonna touch your damn man dog. That's
the same thing with that white man. That white woman
can take all that white man money, she can take
all their land, she can take everything in the world
(20:18):
for him, but she better not touch that damn dog.
Do you hear me? That woman tried to come to
that dog, that dog walking and biting it, that damn woman.
That's the love and respect dolls got for their white on.
Dogs don't love us black on. They regularly get a
white from us while we're smoking weed with the motherfucker
the dog, watching us sell dose the dog all god
(20:38):
damn watching you snort powder, dog, watching you got damn
take you gotdam knock o pills, and turning the batman
the damn The dogs are traumatize the the dog need
counseling dealing with us black thoats, I ain't dog watch
your scam. The dog watch us do well for arm
arm frauding it verything. I know that. You know my
(21:00):
dogs singing all kind of shit. They were here with
me two weeks. He's singing all kind of shit. He
seen my pastor come over and shoot diyes for me,
Husted cortail game. Ain't got shit on me and my pastor.
We always shooting diyes and the hot house always win.
That's all I'm saying. If you're watching this show, then
you know it's presented by Prize Speak. Scanning that ball
code that's from the pop up right there, we'll talk
(21:23):
first time user for five dollars in you're gonna get
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And guess what. Even if you can't watch this show
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Spotify download the Bubble Douve show. Boom there I in
damn right, so not going on out here right now?
They on Snoop Dog, motherfucking ass Snoop Dog don't went
(21:44):
up thunder Donald Trump and that inauguration and Djyn, Come on, Snoop,
You just on TV FAM talking about how you wanna
gonna they off a call on time for form for Trump.
But Trump cuts you a motherfucking check that you have
to seewalk to and get. Now the people mad at
your dog, Oh yeah, you can't. They people ain't fitty trouble.
I see it. They not fit. They fin a bad
(22:06):
God take shit. I told you, and I told you,
my good besketing friend. Not all y'all, with some of
y'all that's illegal, God damn, And your time is up.
Your time is up. And I ain't just saying miske
cause this is all kind of illegal people too, Black people,
some of us can be illegal. All. I'm telling you
right now here, you better have your motherfucking papers, and
(22:29):
you better have your motherfucking papers or your ass out
of him by Thursday evening. And to all my friends
down here, they got these goddamn taco standing trucks, and
you illegal. I said it once, I see it again.
Bring them motherfuckers to me. I'll cash you out. I'm
thinking half about seventy five businesses come Friday, y'all can
(22:49):
get it in. Y'all the whip me truf. Y'all gont to,
don't y'all missight on these goddamn good truck and trailer's
going on round here. The hole fuller come up for sale,
and I'm in line to kill them. Damn don't call
me dog no more, call me sending your doug down
here in h town. Damn right, I got some cowboy
books with spurls. I'm ready to get out of here
and start making taco my damn self. And it's gonna
(23:10):
be real meat too, you damn right. I ain't gonna
be playing with the people. I'm gonna give you real
motherfucking meat. But my price is gonna be higher than
direct pussy. Damn right. Two taco thirty dollars shit, and
you better buyd too. I'm gonna talk about you. Black
people gonna never wanna support their own, but they'll go
and support everybody else though, Damn right, even though my
(23:32):
price is high, I don't give a damn y'all know,
ain't lied. We be wanting to support our y'all know,
ain't lied, we be wanting to support one another. For
goddamn black people. Man, you go a black people restaurant,
you get you a burglar, You get you a fry,
you get your drink deed. Motherfucker talking about fifty five dollars.
fIF that five dollars for whatn't it? It's God, damn
(23:55):
the bud. Please forgive. When you fifty five dollars for
this ship, you figure get fifty five the marriage. God,
shut this motherfucker down. What's that motherfucker be going around?
Ed Lee, Nathan Lee, Jason Lee, don't give a damn
y'all go wanna talk man the one never doing no
fold reviews, he fleet. I got a restaurant for you,
(24:17):
will come to God damn burger The burger ain't even
ain't even sitting right. The burger bill likes some more,
but you expecting me to eat this burger? No like
eat No damn burger that built likes some more. I
love your dogs, keep doing what you're doing, but the
burger bill just like you. It just ain't right. I
(24:38):
bet y'all ain't parted in Detroit the night. I bet you.
I bet every after party Townsel the niggas ain't fuck
you think right now. Shit, those niggas at the house
cast off where you come hurt you single come like
damnit I be still Dad, commute shit ain't God won't
(24:58):
shit and wheel even when you buy braincash all to
my motherfucker reunion and show my motherfucking ass. I don't
know the opening card over for women, but cash doll
you you I want to do it? Think God want
when now? Wheel? When it raining? I'm your motherfucking o, Rob,
you ain't got the world pocky thing when dub and Detroit.
(25:20):
I know some of y'all mad at me right now.
It's okay your hoot ass to get your ass to
get over it. Your ass will get over it. But
face it, super Bowl in Detroit, just don't go together, baby.
Y'all got everything else going for You got the best rappers,
got the best food, got the best hustlers, got the
best car company forward. Y'all got everything else. But football,
(25:42):
ain't it? You know what I'm saying. Ain't it the
Pistols doing their thing again. That's what's up. Be grateful,
it's the little thing. Be grateful now, motherfucker could be
losing thirty damns. You're the row again, but they not
kay cutting haam doing this thing up there right now.
So be thankful for what you got. Things like me
(26:02):
it two little things. That's all I'm saying. I get
around the hole, the hole, get to talk about big meats.
I get quiet. I get quiet. Canet talking about big pingers.
I get quiet. Mother fucker, I can change the subject.
Then damn, I heard it snowing tomorrow. I don't like
that big pingers talk because I ain't got no motherfucking
big pingos. Real talk. The get to talking about meats
and all that. I get quiet. Then the church high
(26:23):
to my house. That shit run me hot mott woman
talking about how big a man thing is. Bitch, don't
fuck with me. I hope you kiss Tampson, sleeping with him,
man with a big thing. Hope. I keep hoping you
kiss Tampson right in your time. Don't you ever but
disrespect me again, like that laying up in the bedspread eagle.
Come and get it. What I'm gonna do with that?
(26:44):
That's a monster. Mama always told me watch out for
that man. That's a I can't do nothing with that.
You wanna fucking round with these big ad monkeys. Ain't
thinking I'm feeling. Shake you like a goddamn horror a
movie that cats a pet cemetery. You can have seventy
five abortion shit. You want me to go down there
(27:04):
and eat it for what? So them bosses can talk
to me. I beat damn. The devil is a live
them damn bosses down there talking to me. I know
what you did last summer. I bet you do. I'm
the wrong num. I'm the wrong. No, I wasn't her
last song, that was him. I'm done. Oh yeah, you right, player,
you right, you right, you, You're right. Man. Y'all better
(27:26):
be careful, y'all better be careful. What's going on out
here to day. Is too much shit going on. Ghet
that light buddy for your boy, man. Make sure you
subscribe to the show too, man, real talk. We have
a fun over her. This is what we do. We
going live tomorrow too, after the games tomorrow, after the
Buffalo and the Ravens game, my black ass coming right
back over her and going live again and fuck the
(27:47):
people that's watching. Sometimes, just smile, man, let mea get
real for a sake. I know, sometime we go through
a lot of shit in life. The live throw us
a locker curve balls and we get upset. Sometime we
do shit without thinking. Sometimes we be too emotional. But
sometimes man, we have to take a step back and
just think before we react, because you know what I'm saying,
(28:08):
one mistake can caut you your whole life. And you
know what I'm saying, just you know, just one, just
one mistake, man, and your whole life is over. So
sometimes when we get mad, let's let's be slow. Let's
be slow to react. Man, Let's let's think this shiit through. Sometimes. Man,
my homeboy uh gets murdered somebody man because his pride
(28:30):
got hurt. He's gone, man, like this, real talkic, no joke. Man,
My homeboy gets murdered somebody man because old boy hurt,
his feelings, pride got in a way he couldn't take
it and kill him. Now my homeboy gone, you understand
had the girl hes gone? Now his girl, you know
what I'm saying, depending on me to help him with
(28:50):
lawyer fees. And I'm saying, why she got help him
with lawyer feed He ain't coming home, baby, It's about
there ain't nothing else I can do. I'm not gonna
be wasting no money on something I know we ain't
gonna win. It's a route, you know what I'm saying.
And she's a good girl. A fine motherfucking girl at that.
And I know the Wolve's gonna be at her, So
I'm thinking, y'all, before I let the wolves gil her,
(29:13):
I might as well gilger. That's all I'm saying. So
when you're tolding me and asking me, how is girl doing?
She ain't good motherfucking hands. That's not ever saying a
gun hendre as thought she in church? Now what she
in church? Doll got a job? She gonna know that
she's working for me. You know, I got my I
(29:34):
got my truck company going on, and shit, you know
what I'm saying. So I got her. You know what
I'm saying, calling in, putting all this in. Damnit. I'm
enjoying myself with her. She's a good motherfucking mother. Do
you know this woman is a good mother. She's smart,
she gonna dog her kids, get on the phone all day,
she's right there reading them books. I like this girl
(29:55):
right here. And and you know, my mam and them
up said about it. But like I told my mama, now,
this is my goddamn life. I'm a grown man. I
don't live with you. You can't tell me what to do.
I won't disrespect my elders. But I would not let
you disrespect my heart. Do you hear me? I won't
let you do it, Mama. I stand up and go
toe to toe, blow for blow with you for your toat.
(30:17):
I ain't lie. If I was in Detroit, I'll be
ready to throw ye bitches for your toe Detroit through,
I'll be ready to throw ye bitches if I was
in Detroit. I don't play about her. I don't. She
came in my life and change my mother fucking life.
She get down now and blow on my one inch candle,
and god damn it, and she blow it. App that's
all I want it. She blow on it like a
(30:37):
calend on the cake, and she gets me up real talk.
When she do that, I'll make her cash apps. Ain't
I sent that hole fifty dollars thirty times? Shit? She
think I'm rich. I ain't rich. I ain't rich. I
(30:58):
just know how to magage, and you niggas shouldn't do too.
Just now, watching the show, we got a thing that
we call on the hell now sicking on the show.
He knows what he saw and he's here to tell you. Hell. Hell,
somebody asking me, Bubba dup, I see you wanting to Washington,
come out of the jersey. Will you ever be a
(31:19):
comand ofer fan and your No's cowboys till I die?
I know some of y'all saying if you can, but
how could you put that on? Because I got the
motherfucker that's out. Banati's giving me all these motherfucking jersey
and I don't just what I'm forgive y'all something too,
you'll get get in the comings. Put your side down.
(31:40):
I'm gonna be giving away some jerseys again, real tall.
If you're going down there to the super Bowl, hopefully
some of y'all get to go around there. I'm gonna
be down there. The Bubba dub merchant will be with
me when I go behind. Now, get ready to buy
you some of this Bubba dub mers because it's going
dinner trash of the day going to the Detroit Line
trash fools. Go Hey, everybody food had me food. I
(32:04):
almost lost fifteen hunger. Thank god I did. Thank god
I didn't. I be mad then a mother Right now, well,
I'm not so put your jersey sizes down, put your
hat sizes down right now. I'm real soon, I said,
if I give me by two weeks. I'm gonna be
giving away some jerseys and some hats. Thank y'all for
tuning in to the Bubble Dub Show Real Talk. I'm
(32:26):
going live again tomorrow night. Say I ain't people this
here to night. I want to see you tomorrow Real Talk.
When I get off this live, make sure you didn't
hit the light button. In case you didn't know, I'm
on the Wigan Ones tour. Yeah, Me, Mike Ips, Country,
Wayne High High, Davis Mojo Brooks, Corey Hochem, Tony Roberts,
(32:46):
Little Duval and and my boy Carlos Miller. First. Our
first show going to be in Minnsota February. First, go
and grab them tickets right now and get there early
because it's my first time being on a big tour.
So you know they got me going up early, but
that won't last long. I started going to back pretty
(33:06):
motherfucking soon because you know I'm gonna get up there
and show my ass. So if you come to see
me at these shows, y'all hear me out, get there
early so you can see you boy, don't get that
late like me. I ain't get to see doub well.
You know, I'm I'm a new baby on this motherfucking tour.
And they got me going first because they ain bullshit.
But once I come off that motherfucker stage, it's gonna
be su That's real talk. Everybody gonna come to see
(33:31):
one of my comedy shows. They already know. Oh yeah,
y'all double him. Real talk. So give me about three
or four shows. I'm gonna be going up early, about
three or four shows, about the fifth and sixth show.
Ain't dub you ain't going up there early no more?
I know, I know, goddamn way an't. I don't. I can't.
Ray Lin ain't same way. We looking at James Daniels.
He might be a rookie, but he ain't playing like
(33:53):
no motherfucking rookie, playing like a season dellament. Do you
hear me? I used to think all G three was
the bitch rookie that I ever seen. That's a damn lie.
Jane Daniels here, yosl yes. So, and we got a
movement going. The movement is and I can say this,
I've been talking to Ryan Clark. I'm trying to get
(34:15):
on EDGPN first take once a week during the NFL
at the NBA. So we got that movement going real talk.
So once y'all see the bubble, dub the ESPN shit,
share that shit because we're about to make this shit happen.
Were about to make a history happen, y'all. I know
we all love our brothers. It's on TV now. We
love the sharp shaing him. You know, me and him
(34:38):
do business together on this show. Shout out to Steven A.
Smith if he've been doing his thing. But it's time
for some new motherfucking blood to get on the TV.
And it's me. Yeah, somebody that y'all been watching for
a minute, which is me, I'm feeling. Get on ESPN, y'all.
I'm finknna get on Amazon Prime, y'all, and I'm finna
show my motherfucking heads. And when you hit the crib
with your girl or your homeboy, you can look like
(35:00):
Nigga dub that man. You know he will fight here up.
That's what I'm talking about, man, because believe when I
open up them doors, I wanna do this right here.
Come on, come on. So if anybody's trying to get
in this business, get your shit together, baby, because once
I get there, I'm reaching my hand back and pulling
you up with me. It ain't just that I'm anna win.
We all gonna win. That's the way I look at life.
(35:21):
I bubble dub, don't just win. We all gonna win
in life. It's just fun. And James to me, y'all
are gonna take this shit. That's serious, doll, because I
know one day you hear the next day your ass
could be gone. Do you hear me? So're gonna take
live for granted. Don't be out here drinking and driving tonight.
Don't do it. You can smoke all that all you want.
Don't you be behind no wheel drinking and driving, because
(35:42):
I don't want you to kill nobody here and I
don't want you to kill yourself. Some of you got kids.
You need to think about your kids. Man. You need
to be here for your family. You can't do nothing
with them when you're dead and gone. If it's somebody
in your life that been showing your love, give them
their flowers now where they can smell them, because they
can't do shit with them when they did. We live
in the time now where you don't want to show
nobody no love because they feel like you dick riding,
(36:03):
but we ain't doing They're gonna twenty five. People been
showing love and doing what they supposed to do. You
show them love and respect. That's what we're doing. Thank
y'all for Washington Night's show. I'll see y'all again tomorrow night.
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