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Speaker 1 (00:00):
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go back on Yeah, back to boobs now, Okay, I
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wanted to go back to boobs. This is not a shock,
not a shock to anyone. Some would say I never left.
Now let's uh, let's let's let's start here. I will
reiterate I have no idea what any woman should wear
to any event. I have never had any idea. And
my wife will sign off on this, and I'll give
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you a behind the scenes. We're going to Washington. She
still asks, for probably the eighty eighth consecutive time, what
should I wear? And I have no idea. I have
given strong advice once and been wrong, and I still
hear about it. Buck. We went to a Nashville Predators
playoff game and I said, yeah, people, it seemed like
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to me really dressed up for this thing. I think
you should dress up like you know. Well, we show
up there, most people are in T shirts and jeans
and cowboy boots, and if she's listening right now. She
will still bring up remember that time you told me
that I should dress up when I went to the
Predator's game and I wasn't dressed. So I don't try
to give advice, she asked, and I asked, you guys
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off air, now that we're through, she really liked a
blue dress that she had, but she was like, if
I wear a blue dress to the inaugural ball, is
it going to look bad because those are Democrat colors.
And I was like, I would never have even thought
about this. I don't know. Turns out there were tons
of women in blue dresses. If you ever get asked
this and you are a man, you're going to like
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the inaugural ball for Georgia or Wyoming or whatever it is,
and you're a Republican, I think I can fairly say
lots of women will wear blue, and you can do it.
I had no idea. It actually got me nervous even
being asked a question. Okay, the big story coming out
of the Inaugural Ball and the in particular swearing in
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is more In Sanchez, the fiance of Jeff Bezos. Megan,
this is really funny to me, Meghan, Kelly absolutely obliterated her.
Megan is a friend of the show. Here is what
Meghan said about Lauren's I think it's fair to say
cleavage top, which made it impossible for Zuckerberg not to
notice her boobs.
Speaker 2 (02:28):
Listen, Jeff Bezos runs the Washington Post, owns it and
owns Amazon, of course. And I will tell you this
is not my first time saying she dresses like a hooker,
because she does. And we called out what we had
to call deal with some Hollywood PR firm. I can't
remember who we were trying to get, but we tried
to avoid those people, but sometimes you can't. And this
is a PR agent went off on our booker, just
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so angry because they represent her or they do some
business with her, and she had, you know, talked to
them whatever.
Speaker 3 (02:55):
It's like.
Speaker 2 (02:56):
Those two don't like to be made fun of. He's
done a lot to chain his look. He looks nothing
like he looked twenty years ago. She I don't think
she's seen a doctor. She doesn't want to go under
this scalp. I mean, do you tell me that's not natural?
And that's fine if that's your choice, but have some
dignity and some respect. For your setting, in your circumstances,
no one should be talking about your sorry, and then
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should be talking about the inauguration.
Speaker 1 (03:21):
All right, that word was boobs, but one that's different,
So buck this boobs but not boobs. Yeah, this reminds
me of I work in a law firm for a
little while, and I remember a managing partner saying there's
a dress code and he thought that one of the
young associates was violating it. But he was like, the
last thing I'm gonna do is ever have a conversation
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with a girl in her twenties about whether she's wearing
appropriate clothing, because next thing you know, it's a sexual
harassment claim. Somehow I'm in trouble because she's wearing the
wrong clothes. So you bring in the female partner and
you're like, you got to handle this. I got no
idea whether, like Megan would have been the female partner
who's like, hey, you can't have your boob spilling out
all over the place every day. A male partner couldn't
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say it. What do you think? What's your breakdown a
boob gate? I didn't think the bezos Honey's boobs were
that bad.
Speaker 3 (04:12):
I don't I mean, I like Meghan a lot.
Speaker 1 (04:14):
She's great, always been good to me, has me on
the show, has always had me on her stuff, and
I'm a tremendous respect for And I'm not saying she's wrong.
I'm just saying I mean, if this was like if
there's a one to ten for boob violation at an event,
or you know, or showing too much skin at an event,
I don't think this was like a nine. I think
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it was more like a six, maybe a seven, you know,
I don't think it was I don't think that there
was that much boob going on. It was a little frilly,
it was a little risk guy, but.
Speaker 3 (04:45):
It wasn't uh you know what I mean.
Speaker 1 (04:47):
I would I let my wife if my wife wanted
to wear this to Deonuget, which Carrie would carry is
very conservative, you would never do this. But I'd be like, no, honey,
I think, you know, let's let's keep the uh you
know what I mean, let's keep keep the girl a
little covers. I would have said, first of all, I
don't even know that I'm gonna ever comment on any outfit.
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I think I need to know what is your boob
level violation?
Speaker 4 (05:12):
Here?
Speaker 1 (05:12):
Though, one to ten. Ten is like you can you
know you've just got like little starfish covering up one
part of them, you know what I mean? I think
the event matters. So that's my analysis of appropriate cleavage
would be like funeral, not a lot of cleavage. You know,
Like I will say, if I die soon and women
want to honor me by showing up with tons of cleavage,
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I'd be okay with it. It's a dead man, I
wouldn't know about it. I'd rather be alive and see it.
But if I'm dead, you're okay with it. But I
think in general, like if grant great aunt Irma dies
and your wife or your girlfriend roll in, and everybody's like, well,
I mean, at least if you know, at least if
there's a flood, your wife is not drowning, right, I
mean she's the buoys are lifting, right, you probably shouldn't
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be showing a lot of cleavage at a funeral. Also similarly,
I would say, and this is somewhat controversial because I've
seen a lot of this, if your kid is playing
little league baseball, I don't also need to think that
you're stopping off on the strip club either before or
after I'm not sure huge cleavage at Little League baseball appropriate. Now,
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if you're going to like a club, or you're going
to like a big like it's New Year's Eve, boob's
on New Year's Eve very common, that would be different cleavage.
I need a number here, Clay, I need a number.
I think Megan's putting it. I'm just gonna put it
out there. I think she thinks it's a nine on
the violation scale out of ten. I say more like
a six where I don't want to seem like I'm
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going to seem like a hypocrite here. I think it's
an eight. I think it's too much. I'm very propriate.
I hate somebody's gonna clip this and it's gonna go
viral and the boob universe is gonna come after me.
It's an inauguration. If Milania Trump was standing next to
Trump and all you could and she's a supermodel, I'm
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sure she's got some great cleavage tops. If all you
could see as Trump raised his right hand to get
sworn in at president was her cleavage, I think it
would be a big miss. And so I'm very pro boob,
but it has to be appropriate. Decoatage for the event,
right like, And I think the inauguration is in its
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solemnic fashion, much more solemnonic fashion maybe as well, much
more akin to a funeral than it is to New
Year's Eve. New Year's Eve, Bring the girls out. I
want to see everybody that say it's a New Year,
let's all celebrate. Funeral. No, you got to cover yourself up.
And by the way, the widow, if the widow has
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cleavage at the husband's funeral, buck, I want her investigated
because I'm not sure that he died in natural causes.
If you die and your wife shows up at your
funeral and she's got boob top on, she may have
been the one who puts you in the casket. I'm
just saying, if I were a private investigator or a detective,
my antenna would go up. Just my antenna, just my intent.
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All right. Anyway, we could take some calls here, because
I bet we got people fired up. And I want
to apologize to the boob contingent of America. I'm just
saying Milania is better looking than Lauren Sanchez. In my
humble opinion, Milania dressed appropriately. Although I'm gonna get in
trouble here the hat was. I don't think anybody can
pull off a hat. I don't remember the last cat.
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I'm I'm gonna go down on the ship with you
on this one, and go down with the ship with
you on this one. I don't think that women wearing
fashionable hats ever does them a favor, And I don't
care what anybody says, just like I don't like neckties
for men, they're uncomfortable. I don't think women should wear
hats with limited exceptions, like we went to the Kentucky
talking like baseball hats or yeah, the derby I'm talking
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about talking. You're getting dressed up, getting dressed up, and
by the way, I feel the same way about men.
Nobody had a fedora, right, Like, it's hard to pull
off dressy hats at places other than like horse races
and not look ridiculous. Well, Clay, we've done it, or
maybe I've done it, because most of them are agreeing
more with you. The ladies of Clay and Buck World
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are lighting us up, and they are, as I said,
very unhappy with Lauren Sanchez. I'm just gonna we're gonna
get to your calls, your view. We got a lot
coming into the inbox here. We're gonna get to it all.
I'm just gonna say, though, suspicious silence from the men
in our audience right now. Every call is from a woman,
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every VIP email from a woman, all calling out Lauren Sanchez.
Speaker 3 (09:41):
Suddenly it's like, no bros, no dudes listen to our show.
Crickets out there?
Speaker 1 (09:47):
Well, I think probably, Buck, this is evidence that there
are a lot of men out there that never have
any idea what women should wear or not wear, and
or have been married long enough to shut up if
they do have an idea. I will say I am
pro bube to the extreme. You can't wear a bra
with a jacket over it to the inauguration. You just
you just can't do it. Clay, you know fashion is
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always on the edge. Sunday Hay with Clay and Buck
buckle up. The calls and the emails are incredible. Also,
you savages out there on the AI front have now
aied me wearing a fedora playing a flute at the
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capital inauguration. I'm telling you that no one's gonna be
able to tell it's true or not. Have you seen
this yet? Buck? One of our listeners put me in
a hat playing the flute outside of the inauguration in AI.
I mean it sounds like surveillance footage to me, Clay,
That's all I can tell you. I'm telling you there's
never gonna be any ability to figure out what the truth.
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All right, We've got a lot of women who should
we go to? I can't even all right, so vip Stacy,
let me start. I mean, there are so many people
who want away in here, vip Stacey says. Please note
she's not wearing a shirt. You're looking at her bra
at the inauguration, so classless. Also, you guys sound like
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twelve year olds. Okay, So first of all, I agreed
with everything. Every man, if he talks honestly, sounds like
a twelve year old, no matter what age he actually is.
Maybe we bump it up to like fourteen or fifteen
year old, but most men's sense of humor does not
really change. I can tell you this. When I am
driving around my fourteen, fifteen, sixteen year old kids and
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they are joking in the back with their friends, they
make their jokes still make me want to laugh. So
your husband's or your boyfriends or your sons, they may
lie to you. This is what we all sound like
in real life. You're just getting an unfiltered look. All right,
women want away in. We're gonna go to Deborah in
San Antonio? Was it or was it not? Appropriate? Deborah?
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What did you think of the Warren Sanchez outfit?
Speaker 5 (11:59):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (12:00):
Okay, fire away?
Speaker 5 (12:03):
Yeah, totally inappropriate? Totally And I agree with your VIP
email it was a raw and under any other circumstances,
it's fine. I don't care. But if somebody showed up
for work. I own a business, somebody showed up for
work looking like that, go home and change.
Speaker 6 (12:24):
Thank you.
Speaker 1 (12:24):
I agree with Debra. I also would submit Buck. I
bet there's not a single Deborah in our listening audience
that's going to defend Lauren Sanchez. I think if somebody
were going to defend Lauren Sanchez, it's going to be
like a twenty three year old who's listening to us
right now, not going to be someone who is a
mom or a grandma. I feel good about that, Janice.
In fact, if there are any moms and grandma's out
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there that loved what Lauren Sanchez were, you can defend her.
Janice and Marietta, what do you think well, I.
Speaker 7 (12:54):
Never post on it, but I posted the minute I
saw that outfit and wrote to no class. But if
it wasn't just that event, she dresses like that all
the time, and to have that sort of resource at
her fingertips and to display herself in that manner, it's
just kind of sad.
Speaker 1 (13:15):
Well, what if it though, it was all intended for
the pruh, Janis? What what if she just wanted us
to all talk about her? Then aren't we falling into
the trap of boobgate?
Speaker 7 (13:27):
Well, if she is that needy that she needs that
kind of attention when she's got a multi billionaire owner,
arms kind of sad.
Speaker 1 (13:37):
But Jennis, you're not You're not wrong, Janis. By the way,
I love your accent, Janis, And just to point out, Buck,
what you were referring to is actually a booby trap
that we may have stepped in here, A legitimate very
much all right, Janis? You wanted to weigh it on
Milagnia too.
Speaker 7 (13:56):
Well on the accent, this is South Carolina. I just
recently moved to Origia.
Speaker 8 (14:00):
But Milania is.
Speaker 7 (14:02):
Out that was beautiful. If she were at Fashion Week
of New York. I just didn't think it was the
right outfit for that particular thing, But she looked like
she walked out of Bogue Magaziness.
Speaker 1 (14:14):
No matter what she wears, she is impeccably dressed and
a beautiful woman. There's no question about that. I would
just say from the male perspective, with very few there
are exceptions. You mentioned the Kentucky Derby. There's an tradition
there of wearing hats at the rate. If you're at
a baseball game and you want to wear a baseball
hat to keep the sun out of here, I get it.
But for the purposes of fashion, guys do not want
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to see women in hats. We want to see your hair.
We don't want We don't want these hats. We never
think they're cute. We never you know, It's like when
women started wearing gutcho pants for a while, you remember that,
which were like giant It was like trash bags on
their legs.
Speaker 3 (14:52):
Didn't want to see that either.
Speaker 1 (14:54):
Also, no man actually likes short hair. I mean, I
understand women get tired and they get their hair cut short.
Her husband or your boyfriend may have said, oh it
looks great. He's lying to you. You should always have
a long hair. Pamela always really lying. As the women
in your life who were telling you to cut your
hair short. Ladies, don't ever listen to that woman whoever's
telling you to chop off all your hair when you've
always liked your hair a little longer. She is not
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your friend. Oh that's actually a really good advice book, Pamela,
What you got?
Speaker 4 (15:21):
I I felt when I saw Malania get out of
the limo. I was like, oh, no, she's not showing
your face because she's very very pretty lady and as
well has very good looks, and I was disappointed. I
felt more like it was a fashion statement, which is
her choice. I mean totally her choice, but it wasn't
as eye catching as she normally dresses. And it's just
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as I said a mentor opinion.
Speaker 9 (15:45):
As far as the.
Speaker 4 (15:48):
Lauren son Chez, there comes a point in time in
your life where you need to be grown up a
pne deck like an adult and not like you're trying
to be twenty five again or thirty. There's a point
of time for everything. As I don't care how many
boots you show in your life and how important you
think you are or how much money you've got, sometimes
you have to look in the mirror and say, look,
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I need to be I need to act like I'm
an adult and I'm not. I don't need to have
to impress anybody with anything, and and and that. When
you have to impress people with three pounds of makeup,
expensive designer clothes to feel like you're important, you're not important.
It's that simple. Trump.
Speaker 1 (16:30):
Did we lose her? She was preaching? Yep, I think
we just lost her there for a second. We didn't
have anything to do with that, but she was.
Speaker 3 (16:37):
We got a guy.
Speaker 1 (16:37):
Wait, we got a guy. Finally, Lee and Ohio wants
to weigh in.
Speaker 3 (16:42):
Buck.
Speaker 1 (16:42):
Just be carefully. You're about to step into about forty
eight different land mines. But what do you have to say?
Speaker 8 (16:48):
Well, it sounds like you're correct on that because I'm
calling the booby trapping myself a five. I didn't think
it was that inappropriate.
Speaker 1 (16:56):
And there we go. Lee, all right, Lee one? With Lee,
I said at six, I might even scale it down
to a five with Lee. All right, you and Lee
are on the file. Okay, Lee, what would an inappropriate
top is like Bube.
Speaker 3 (17:09):
Island that we're on. By the way, that was going on.
Speaker 1 (17:11):
How about me not being on it. That's the ex
But I want to hear Lee's fashion. Lee, what would
the Warren Sanchez have worn? You didn't have any problems?
What would she have worn? You been like, this is
too much?
Speaker 8 (17:23):
I think if there would have been the brawl, lower
cut and maybe you.
Speaker 1 (17:29):
Have to see her nipple in order for you to
be like, Hey, I'm sorry, you shouldn't so anything short
of nipple you're fine with?
Speaker 8 (17:40):
Yeah, yeah, I did. It was a classy thing.
Speaker 6 (17:42):
But I think she.
Speaker 8 (17:43):
Had them showing classy in my opinion, Thank you.
Speaker 3 (17:49):
Lee, Lee, you're a man's man.
Speaker 1 (17:51):
I remember this might be exactly what Jeff Bezos said.
Lee and Jeff Bezos have the same standard. Hey, if
the nipples not showing, it's classy, that is That's Lee's take. No,
I'm gonna I'm gonna throw a little more analysis onto
this here, because I would just say the rest of
her outfit, you know, it's usually you know, because.
Speaker 3 (18:10):
I know women will do this.
Speaker 1 (18:13):
I don't even know what the rest of her outfit. Well,
I'm gonna be honest with you. I I can't tell
you anything below the cleavage she could have worn like
uh the uh, I don't know she could have dressed
as a Hooters waitress below. I didn't notice anything after it.
It was very conservative except for the uh, what was
the word you use, deco decotage ltage. I think I'm
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pronouncing French for cleavage to coul a tag. I think
that's right. So yes, she she Other than the cleavage peak,
it was a very conservative outfit. It was like a
woman's pantsuit basically. I mean, it's practically what Hillary wears,
but a little more of a sneak peek, you know
what I mean? These are all right, So this is
a funny VIP email. And then we got one more
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call we'll get to before you get a break here,
we'll take some more calls to close out the show.
VIP Richards said, I think she's being treated unfairly. I mean,
just can agree, very unfair, very unfair, very unfair. So
far only men have said she's being treated unfairly. But
Richard actually has a good argument. I don't agree with
what she wore, but Senator Fetterman was much worse, and
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he's not being talked about. She did give Fetterman some
cover because the guy showed up in a hoodie in shorts,
which is indefensibly ridiculous, I think for the inauguration, but
she's being ripped for the boob top more than he
is for being in shorts and a hoodie. I completely
agree with the ip Richard. I think Fetterman showing up
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dressed like a bum is far worse. A slight of
cultural norms here and you know, a little sneak peek
into Sanchez world like it's not it wasn't really that bad,
Heather in Connecticut, what you.
Speaker 6 (19:51):
Got for us by I didn't like Lauren Sanchez's outfit
at all. When I first saw it, I thought, oh,
it was a malfunction that the there was a button
loose or something. And then when I learned it was deliberate,
I thought, that really looks awful. It looks awful because
of the where she is. It takes too much attention
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away from the president. Whereas Milania, you know, she covered
herself up. She wants to give the attention to her husband.
I get that. And the outfits having a tailored, armed,
padded jacket, it just doesn't go with a corset look
underneath like it's totally wrong.
Speaker 1 (20:33):
Thank you for the call. I'll point out Buck, do
you remember and our staff is pointing this out, and
I thought about it too. Do you remember the Seinfeld
the o Henry Candy bar Heiress. Did you watch Seinfeld? Some?
Speaker 6 (20:46):
Not all?
Speaker 1 (20:46):
I've seen some, Okay, So there was a back in
I don't know. This is probably nineteen ninety four an
episode where I think it was the O Henry Candy
bar Heiress just decided she was going to start wearing
walking around with jackets and a bral and that was it,
and everybody would just be riding down the street and
like be in disbelief over her outfit choice. Now, by
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the way, that's actually very common because this they don't
even get me started. You're in Miami, like girls basically
roll in to workout at the gym in lingerie. I
don't even know what the difference is between lingerie and
workout gear. Now it's basically the exact same, right, I mean,
like it's crazy. Miami is on the cutting edge, you
could say, And I just I think that maybe you
know it's some of your sec frat boy fans. Clay
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may need to adjust the record here. Clay Travis believes
in the First Amendment always and boobs sometimes sometimes I'm
telling you I'm gonna get ripped to the high heavens
for having a little bit of standards. Maybe it's the age,
maybe it's maybe again. To me, cleavage is on a scale,
the least appropriate place for cleavage. Maybe somebody else can
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come up with another one to me is funeral. Nobody
should go to the funeral and be like, you know,
who looked really smoking hot at the funeral? Inappropriate location
is not a funeral.
Speaker 3 (22:02):
That's why I'm saying, you got to put this on
the scale right and on the sale.
Speaker 1 (22:06):
Funeral is like the far like to me, maybe somebody
can come up with a less cleavage worthy event, but
nobody should be like, man, did you see the boobs
on so and so? It raised funeral? She looked incredible?
Like funeral, no cleavage all right. Other extreme would be
like New Year's Eve out on the town in Vegas.
Like that is like everybody's gonna have cleavage, right, That
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is the extreme to me, Then you grate it, right.
The formality of the inaugural ceremony is much closer to
the funeral than it is to New Year's Even Vegas.
New Year's even Vegas or in San Chas would look normal,
but I'm just saying, as a steward of culture, I'm
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on the side of it was too much, and I
hate to be on the side of somebody showing too
much boobs, but that's that's where I am. The Sunday
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country right now that Clay has decided we could take
some time off from policy, the border crime, economy, saving
the country to get into a full throated, all out
throwdown over fashion and what is acceptable as a as
a boostier at a inauguration or you know, unacceptable perhaps,
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so I think Clay, that's a sign of the times
that we can take a moment here to dive into
the appropriateness of different outfits, women's hats, fashion and everybody's
all very fired up. But it's because the Communists are
in hiding right now, so we don't have to worry
about them true winning exactly.
Speaker 3 (23:57):
This is this is I just want to say this
for everybody.
Speaker 1 (23:59):
This is a simp them of how great things are
right now that One of the bigger problems, at least
according to social media commentary, is whether Jeff Bezos is
his wife now or fiance. I think it's his wife fiance.
I don't think they got there. Yeah, I wonder what
that prenup is gonna look like. Anyway, Hopefully it's extensive.
My advice to make it very, very extensive. I would
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think so. Sandy Sandy and said, we got a couple
of calls here Buck, Sandy and San Antonio. The women
have loaded up the lines. Every woman in America is
talking about this. Sandy, what you got?
Speaker 8 (24:32):
I thank you.
Speaker 5 (24:33):
The dress, yes, very inappropriate, but kudos for Zuckerberg for
checking the girl out instead of the guy out.
Speaker 4 (24:41):
And kudos to you two men keep up looking.
Speaker 3 (24:45):
At women talking about women.
Speaker 7 (24:46):
We are different than men.
Speaker 4 (24:48):
I love your topic today.
Speaker 1 (24:51):
Thank you, Sandy. We're gonna go down to San Antonio soon.
I want to go to the Alamo. We got Crockett Coffee,
which everybody should go subscribe to. I want to have
an event around the Alamo to celebrate American history. I
hope the women that come dress appropriately, but not too appropriately,
because it's not like a funeral Caroline in Minnesota. Caroline,
what do you think?
Speaker 9 (25:12):
I thought immediately. My take on it was as soon
as she got out of the car, I said to
my husband, I go, why is she wearing white? That's
like going way to a wedding. You don't do that.
That's a big look at me, Look at me, because
she's going to stand out next to all those men
and people that are wearing darker clothes. And sure enough
she did. And then she took her coat off, and
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that sealed the deal. I went, trash trassy. I don't
care how much money I have. It's trashy.
Speaker 1 (25:38):
Thank you for the call. There, you go. Buck. For
all the men out there who chose not to weigh in,
they all were listening. They all have strong opinions, but
a lot of them are married and they're not weighing in.
A lot of these guys agree with me. They're like, look,
it was an inauguration, but I mean, she wasn't white.
Speaker 3 (25:55):
Though.
Speaker 1 (25:55):
It's not in cobble, you know, it's not that they
should be sawing people's hands off. He didn't need to
wear you know, seriously, everyone needs to just relax on
this one a little bit. I think I think everyone's
getting crazy, but I like it. I like antagonizing the
fashion police.
Speaker 3 (26:11):
This is fun.