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Speaker 1 (00:00):
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Speaker 2 (00:15):
It starts now.
Speaker 1 (00:17):
How would you assess New York City? You hadn't been
back to New York City in a while. We know,
would they have the big Mayor race coming up? You
were up there.
Speaker 2 (00:25):
First of all, your.
Speaker 1 (00:26):
Son was an angel on the flight, so you still
have not had to deal with screaming baby on an airplane.
Speaker 2 (00:32):
Yet.
Speaker 1 (00:33):
This is gonna make me unpopular with some people because
for years I was the grumpy person who said, hey,
don't bring your crying baby to dinner. Don't bring like
a screaming baby to a place where people are trying
to relax. And they say, just wait until you have
your child. Oh, now I do, and guess what he
behaves or if he's fussy, I or Carrie will take
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him and remove him to a place where he's not
particularly in restaurants I've been, and he just wait till
you had a kid. No, I actually do not let
my baby ruin everyone else's dinner. Believe it, or not.
I don't know who these people are who thought that
I was going to learn some tough life lesson. Everyone
just came over and talked about how cute the baby
was and how they didn't even know he was on
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the plane because he just slept on my lap like
the little angel he is. I'm sorry, folks, just facts.
You know, people could get mad at me some point.
I'm gonna be on the record here. You're gonna have
a hellish travel experience and you are going to pay
penance for all of your past judgments of parents on
airplane flights. People are you know, they're talking a big
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game with this so far, I'm now walking the walk
and talking the talk, and you could keep your kids
in line. I'm just saying you could keep your kids
in line, everybody.
Speaker 2 (01:50):
Sunday Sizzle with Clay and Buck.
Speaker 1 (01:54):
Madeline from Harrisburg, PA.
Speaker 3 (01:56):
Play it hi, guys, There's something I wanted to share
with you since booms are back in the news. We
were lucky enough to just return from a trip that
included a stop in Corkatorque, Greenland, and one of the
sculptures in that village, a still sculpture in the Fisherman's
wharf is of a boob and it's named the most
Beautiful thing. It was done by an artist who did
sculptures all over the village. Somehow, when I heard this
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from the tour guide, I immediately thought of Clay Travis.
Can't imagine why.
Speaker 1 (02:22):
Oh that's nice. But what I'm like, I'm not sure.
I see that you're the boob expert here, like, yeah,
we all appreciate the female form, you know, like Clay, Well,
there's a double double entendre they are going on too,
because a boob is also someone who is not particularly
witty or with it right, a bit of a dullard.
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So I kind of wonder if Madeline was also undercutting
me a little bit there, because yes, there's the physical object,
but also someone is a boob if they are not particularly.
Speaker 2 (02:56):
You know, with it, so to speak.
Speaker 1 (02:58):
So I don't know, is that a subtle a subtle
double entendre that she was like that talk It's like
that talkback was a booby trap.
Speaker 2 (03:07):
There you go.
Speaker 1 (03:08):
By the way he got the VIP email from Keith,
he says Clay's wrong about Kamala running again. The big
liberal donors want nothing to do with her, so he
agrees with you there. However, this is a heck of
a pivot in this email. I don't even know if
you've seen this yet.
Speaker 2 (03:22):
No, Clay was right. Clay was right about diversity in
strip clubs. What a pivot?
Speaker 1 (03:30):
What a pivot from Keith just covering all the bases there,
covering all the ground.
Speaker 2 (03:35):
H I love that this show we really we have.
Speaker 1 (03:38):
We have quite a range here in our beloved audience,
from UH from pastors and Sunday school teachers.
Speaker 2 (03:45):
All the way over to h strip club proprietors.
Speaker 1 (03:47):
You know, we got a whole range of people who listen.
And then this might be, this might be a good
example of me being from Nashville, because there was a
time I don't know if it's still true where Nashville
had the most churches and strip clubs per capita of
any city in America. I think with Tampa has the
most strip clubs per kapita. Now, don't ask me why
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I know that. I've really never been to I would.
I actually think that's probably true. They probably don't have
the same number of churches as Nashville. But yeah, you
could sit on Saturday and then you could make it
all up on Sunday very easily, sometimes side by side,
Good Heavens. Clay podcast listener June k K Talkback Hit.
Speaker 4 (04:28):
It the nickname for your beautiful baby boy Speed. Is
there a story behind Nan?
Speaker 3 (04:34):
I know we all have nicknames for our children, and
just wondering if there's a story behind the Speed.
Speaker 1 (04:40):
Hey, June, it's actually not a nickname. It is his
middle name. It is his name on his birth certificate.
It's a family name. It is my grant, my paternal
grandmother's maiden name. And if you know the Speed Museum
in Kentucky, it is that same family. In fact, Clay
I just had a genealogist based in Franklin do an
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official all the way back to the seventeenth century family
cool and James Speed was Abraham Lincoln's Attorney general and
is a direct relative of that paternal grandmother family line
straight back. So that is where the that is where
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the Speed name comes from, as well as Joshua Speed,
who was a good friend of Abraham Lincoln. So it's
a family name, straight up family name.
Speaker 2 (05:29):
There you go.
Speaker 1 (05:30):
It's my dad's middle name. Everyone calls my dad's Speeds.
We have Speed the elder and speed the younger.
Speaker 2 (05:35):
Now, that's awesome, And.
Speaker 1 (05:38):
If you missed it earlier, we had a special baby
drop in. You can see it on video if you
go subscribe to the YouTube channel. Three and a half
month old baby boy visiting and started the show a
little bit of For people out there who have been
through the baby business for several months, you don't necessarily
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get a lot this. You're starting to get a little
bit of a feedback here, which is for those of
you out there raised babies. He's laughing and giggling all
the time. Now, baby giggles are really the greatest absolute
in the world.
Speaker 2 (06:12):
Sunday Drop with Clay and Buck.
Speaker 1 (06:15):
The talkbacks are phenomenal from you guys relating to yesterday's show,
I'm sure from today's show also, but my buddy Gary
who told me that I had the beard of a
homeless man after we talked about him. First of all,
he's a big fan, so I appreciate him still listening,
he said, Clay, I listened to your show today as
I do most days. My wife and I enjoy your
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show tremendously. You were discussing the email regarding your homeless appearance.
That was my email. Sorry about that, but I couldn't resist.
Please shave the beard. My wife and I lived in
Middle Tennessee for a number of years. We love the area.
Maybe we will see you down the road if you
will speak to me. Gary smiley face a little bit
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so so Gary, who had has gone from I don't know.
I don't I've shaved the beard before and my wife said, no,
just put it back on.
Speaker 2 (07:07):
I've had a beard for.
Speaker 1 (07:09):
Twenty three years, so that's a long time to have
a beard. So I you know, I remember when I
was a kid. You ever go on vacation and you
get your dad to not shave and see if he
can grow a beard, and you think it's kind of
a fun thing. I imagine that kids today Still. I
took the beard off on a vacation. I was like, okay,
I'm gonna do the reverse, and my kids were like no, no, no,
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And Laura was like, yeah, really, you need to grow
the beard back. So I think I need to cover
up as much of my face as possible. Is the
big takeaway here, Gary. Although I will say now that
my beard is going white, I am noticing how many
of you out there are. I don't know why beards
go white before the hair. But a lot of you
out there are dying your beards, and I just got
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to call you out because now that I'm getting into
my upper forties, there's no that you're sixty five and
you have a midnight black beard. Nobody buys it. You're
you're out there doing the painting of the beard. I
don't even know how you dye your hair. I've never
done it so far, but I don't know what I'm
gonna do when I've got the full white beard and
still the dark hair. That's kind of a weird look.
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I don't even know biologically why that would happen. Somebody
out there is probably an expert and can explain this.
Have you noticed that, Buck, your beard goes gray for
almost all men before your hair does. What would make
Why would that make sense? I mean, I know the
beard hair is shorter, so maybe it's getting replaced more frequently,
but it doesn't make sense to me that that would
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happen first. These are kind of things I sit around
and think about. I used to think that i'd have
to sort of cut out like little bits of the gray.
Speaker 2 (08:46):
Now I just go with the gray.
Speaker 1 (08:47):
You've got a nice You've got like a silver fox
thing on the chin, going there, buddies, you just got
to lean into it. I'm just gonna say this because
there's a lot of doubters out there still.
Speaker 2 (08:54):
Oh yeah, a lot of doughters.
Speaker 4 (08:55):
Big.
Speaker 1 (08:56):
I bought a speed gun just now. I just spend
two hundred dollars on a speed gun. Now, I want
to be clear. I just posted the first serve that
I hit yesterday on a video. The bet is can
I get it over one hundred miles an hour? I
want to be clear about this. Can I get it
over one hundred miles an hour? In the box serve
gun video? You will have an answer, and I'm paying
attention to all of the doubters here. You will have
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a video answer with speed gun by Monday.
Speaker 2 (09:20):
You just bought the speed gun during the break during the.
Speaker 1 (09:23):
Ground I just bought a two hundred dollars tennis serve
speed gun. Some of you gonna be eating your words.
And my serf Sundays with Clay and Buck Bob in Redding, Pennsylvania.
Let's see what he's got for us.
Speaker 2 (09:39):
Play it.
Speaker 5 (09:40):
Yeah, here we are in Pennsylvania. I just want to
comment on your MSNBC comments that were made about you. Man,
that sounds like a plug for your show. If I
wasn't already listening, I would be like, Wow, this guy
really has something to say, knows what he's talking about.
Keep up the good work.
Speaker 1 (10:00):
There you go, play that helps And if you missed
it on MSNBC, they were ripping me for being in
favor of less people being killed and said that that
was because of my machismo, which I do appreciate the
use of the word machismo because it makes me think that,
you know, I should be a scarface character walking around
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with like three.
Speaker 2 (10:21):
Buttons undone and a big gold chain.
Speaker 1 (10:23):
I don't have a lot of chest hair, but maybe
I could dress up like that for a Halloween. We've
got so many great talkbacks. By the way, I was
looking at these coming into the show. Where do we
want to go into next? While Sandy is calling in, Sandy,
integus what you got for us?
Speaker 4 (10:41):
Fridge? You to keep the beard because my husband shaved
his beard in nineteen seventy two on Mother's Day and
I have not let him forget it to this day.
I love his beard. I'm sure your wife loves your beard.
Don't listen to the foolish suggestions.
Speaker 2 (11:00):
Why do you.
Speaker 1 (11:00):
Think, Sandy, I appreciate you calling in to defend the
honor of my beard. Why do you think your husband
in nineteen seventy two decided to shave his beard on
Mother's Day?
Speaker 4 (11:12):
I do not know. He doesn't even know, God bless him.
He just thought, well, off shave my beard, and he did.
Speaker 1 (11:22):
And he thought that was some sort of present for you,
that was like, hey, it's Mother's Day, You're going to
get a clean shaven husband.
Speaker 4 (11:29):
I don't think his brain even went there. And I
don't think he realized how much I loved his beard.
But I think he knew I liked it, but I
don't think he knew how beautiful he looks to me
with his beard to this day. And oh, by the way,
I found out today listening to your show that men's
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beards turn white early. My husband's in his late seventies.
He's still got blonde hair, but his beard is white.
Speaker 1 (11:58):
And I always hate Sandy. Sandy, excuse me, excuse me,
Sandy and Texas. You know what about my beard? You know, like,
should I keep my beard? You seem very very set
on beards? Heer, can I get.
Speaker 4 (12:10):
A everyone who can grow a beard who has the
correct chromosomes for it should grow it.
Speaker 1 (12:20):
Thank you for the call, Sandy, and I'm sorry that
your husband shaved the beard in nineteen seventy two. I
don't know if you've made a choice. You're young in
your marriage. My wife is still angry about the haircut
I got before our wedding. I got a bowl cut.
It's not a good look. She said, whatever you do,
don't go get a haircut. I went and got a haircut.
She said, whatever you do, don't get a bowl cut.
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I don't know how it happened, but I showed up
with a bowl cut. She's still not happy about it.
Every wedding picture got the bowl cut, so I understand Sandy.
Look nineteen seventy two, she's still not over it. Awful decision.
What was he thinking?
Speaker 2 (12:53):
Just an awful decision by her husband.