January 18, 2025 • 26 mins
Taking a look back at The Daily Show's coverage of climate change over the years.
Jon Stewart talks climate change denialism in the U.S. Congress. Jordan Klepper investigates Trump's war on climate science. Roy Wood Jr. asks, what's wrong with our brains that we can't understand the climate threat? Trevor Noah and Ronny Chieng insist that climate change actually is real.
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Speaker 1 (00:01):
You're listening to Comedy Central.
Speaker 2 (00:09):
Now you may be thinking, do we really need a
march to raise awareness about global climate change? I mean,
it's an accepted scientific phenomenon pretty much everywhere. Here's why
you need the march. It's accepted pretty much everywhere, but
this one place called the United States House of Representatives
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Committee on Science, Space and Technology.
Speaker 3 (00:34):
This is true.
Speaker 2 (00:36):
Last week they held the hearing that they apparently recorded
in nineteen seventy one. I guess that's the technology part
of the committee name on President Obama's plan to shrink
carbon emissions thirty percent by twenty thirty. The hearings SISYPHUS
Presidential Science Advisor John Holdron charged the impossible task of
pushing a million pounds of idiot up a mountain. Of course,
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like any avalanche, it began rather an act lee Texas
Republican Steve Stocklin.
Speaker 4 (01:02):
The lead scientist that NASA, said this. He said that
what ended the ice age was global wobbling. Is the
wobbling of the Earth included in any of your modelings
And the answer was no. When you have a model
and you said, we're going to leave out the most
important impact of that model out of our theory and
not talk about global wobbling.
Speaker 3 (01:24):
How can you make projections?
Speaker 2 (01:30):
Oh, what's up, scientists, global wobbling bitches? He sees your
so called global warming and raises you a global wobbling.
Explain that, doctor Whitehouse.
Speaker 5 (01:45):
Global wobbling, which refers to changes in the Earth's tilt
and orbit, takes place on characteristic times haales for twenty
two thousand years, forty four thousand years, and one hundred
thousand years. It is very slow. Global wobbling is a
tiny effect on the timescale of one hundred years in
which we try to run these models.
Speaker 2 (02:08):
I didn't know we'd be talking to an actual scientist.
All right, holdre and youte the wobble warming. Riddle me this,
At what.
Speaker 6 (02:19):
Point a level of CO two does CO two become damaging?
At what level does it become harmful to human beings?
Speaker 2 (02:30):
Boom? How can CO two levels be dangerous when I
can still breathe?
Speaker 5 (02:36):
Nce Chairman Robbucker. I always enjoy my interactions with you.
Speaker 2 (02:44):
Much in the way one enjoys playing pick a boo
with a baby, or perhaps teasing a cat with a
laser pointer.
Speaker 5 (02:53):
I have to say, with respect, that's a red herring.
We are not interested in carbon dioxide concentrations because of
their direct defect on human health. We're interested in them
because their effect of their effect on the world's climate
and climate change has health.
Speaker 2 (03:08):
Well, then let me get you Yet, why can't we
still breathe?
Speaker 7 (03:11):
That's what I'm asking.
Speaker 2 (03:12):
I mean, you can hear me.
Speaker 8 (03:13):
Right with breathing.
Speaker 2 (03:16):
And it got more amazing as it went. Indiana's Larry Boushon, it's.
Speaker 9 (03:21):
Not about affecting the global temperature and climate change. There's
public comments out there that that question has been asked
and answered saying no, No.
Speaker 5 (03:29):
You should look at the at the scientific literature rather
than the public comments.
Speaker 2 (03:45):
With all due respect, Representative Boushon, I suggest you get
the Journal of Applied Meteorology and Climatology as opposed to
the YouTube comment feed of Obummer Lies seventeen seventy six.
But here where Beauchamp gives away the game of all.
Speaker 9 (04:02):
The climatologists whose career depends on the climate changing to
keep themselves publishing articles. Yes, I could read that, but
I don't believe it.
Speaker 2 (04:13):
I do not believe the scientists because it is their profession,
not their hobby. Well, since we're talking about the influence
money might have on climate change opinion. It turns out
Representative Beauchamp's three biggest campaign donors are Murray Energy, Coke Enterprises,
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and Peabody Energy.
Speaker 3 (04:35):
And trust me, trust.
Speaker 2 (04:37):
Me, those three well funded companies would love to disprove
climate change to the satisfaction of the scientific community at large.
So if scientists could be bought, these mothers would have
already made it rain in nerd town.
Speaker 10 (04:49):
Trust me.
Speaker 2 (04:51):
And again, I cannot stress this enough. This is the
House of Representatives Committee on Science, Space and Technology.
Speaker 4 (05:01):
P long will take for the sea level to rise
two feet. I mean, think about it. If your ice
cube melts in your glass, it doesn't overflow, it's displacement.
Speaker 3 (05:10):
I mean, this is the thing.
Speaker 4 (05:11):
Some of the things that they're talking about mathematically and
scientifically don't make sense.
Speaker 2 (05:16):
Are you kidding me?
Speaker 11 (05:18):
Are you kidding me?
Speaker 10 (05:22):
I don't even know.
Speaker 11 (05:26):
I don't even know what to do with that.
Speaker 2 (05:28):
How far back to the elementary school court curriculum do
we have to go to get someone on the.
Speaker 3 (05:35):
House Committee on Science, Space and Technology caught up?
Speaker 2 (05:40):
Do we have to break out the paper machine, the
baking sodace so you can make a volcano. Is that
what we have to do is that how basic the
science class was when you went mad? I don't need
to know this anymore. I mean, for God's sakes, look here,
look here, here, here, look look, here's a glass.
Speaker 3 (05:55):
Of ice water.
Speaker 2 (05:56):
Hey, that ice isn't making the water overflow because it's already.
Speaker 12 (06:00):
In the water.
Speaker 2 (06:02):
But imagine there's a whole bunch of other ice that's
not in the water. It's on the land, you know,
the part where the water isn't. And then when temperatures
rise and the land ice melts.
Speaker 7 (06:15):
Enough to fall, it h everywhere.
Speaker 1 (06:17):
It's everywhere.
Speaker 7 (06:19):
Do you understand.
Speaker 2 (06:35):
Wait a minute, global warming, giant towels. Ultimately, the whole
incredible and by all appearance, is willful misunderstanding of how
the scientific method has been applied to climate change models
and the effects of warming can be pardon the pun,
boiled down to this exchange.
Speaker 9 (06:55):
That scare tactic's like that, you know, is really appalling
to me to use medical information to scare parents that
they're children about asthma attacks and scare people saying they're
going to have heart attacks. I would argue that we
should all on both sides of this discussion.
Speaker 3 (07:16):
Avoid scare tactics.
Speaker 2 (07:19):
First of all, there aren't There aren't both sides to
a discussion. But he's basically saying, is it is unfair
to talk to us about the scientific or medical consequences
of our actions because they're scary and we really don't
feel like doing anything about it anyway. So from now on,
why not agree that science and the oil industry both
have opinions. Oh and before you tell your kids to
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wash their hands after they take so they don't spread disease,
maybe we should also spend an equal amount of time
hearing from big fecal. We'll be right back.
Speaker 7 (07:54):
Trumpe to America isn't just attacking immigrants, the transgender and
apprentice ratings. It's also planning to take out climate change data. Luckily,
an underground movement is trying to stop it. My first
contact in this group is waiting at an undisclosed location.
Score As I descended into her secret bunker, I could
practically smell the pulitzer or maybe that was urine.
Speaker 3 (08:17):
This place was creepy. It was okay, this was taking
too long.
Speaker 7 (08:22):
What's the situation on the ground.
Speaker 13 (08:24):
All references to climate change are gone from the White
House website. Trump has a war against.
Speaker 7 (08:30):
Facts, so maybe we should hid him in a place
you wouldn't look like an intelligence briefing.
Speaker 13 (08:36):
We can't hide the facts. We need that information to
build accurate climate models.
Speaker 7 (08:42):
This public climate data is stored on federal websites like
the EPA, NASA, and the Department of Energy, and Climate
scientists depend on it for all kinds of research. But
now that Trump is in charge, these scientists are worried
he's going to hide or destroy that data just because
he's threatened to do exactly that. So you're telling me
all this data could be completely forgotten, like Taylor Lauwner. Sorry,
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what I'm just saying, just because you're part of a
tent pole movie doesn't mean that you're gonna have any
kind of relevance five years later.
Speaker 13 (09:14):
What we need to do is to capture this data
and make copies in lots of locations, including in Canada.
Speaker 14 (09:22):
Canada.
Speaker 13 (09:23):
Yes, we have a network of hackers working to keep
this data safe. Today we're having a hackathon in Philly.
Speaker 3 (09:29):
I want in.
Speaker 7 (09:30):
These hackers were going to be even more secretive than Bethany.
Given the importance of this mission. I destroyed all traces
of their existence is a thirty four to twenty or
thirty you know what you just put on my phone.
To gain access to the hackers, I'd have to become
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one of them, And the only way to be a
hacker is to dress like a hacker. But like the
rest of America, I hadn't rollerbladed in like sixteen. Either way,
it was time to meet these code breaks at their
secret underground layer. I'm looking for the hackers.
Speaker 3 (10:06):
We're the hackers.
Speaker 7 (10:08):
Seriously, yep, I thought you'd be dressed a little bit cooler,
you know, like this tell me about this hacking.
Speaker 15 (10:18):
So what we're doing is we are seding URLs to
the Internet Archive. These are basically roadmaps through these massive
government websites, and we're using those to go and find
where the data is and then send that to the
Internet Archive.
Speaker 7 (10:31):
That was super boring. Do you mind explaining that with
a hacking montage? So basically what happens is these nerds
scroll through every single publicly available URL and document on
government sites and make a carbon copy. But sometimes this
data is hidden ways that can't be scraped by human nerds,
so they write code to burrow into the sites and
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rescue the data that's really hidden. Then they release the
data on sites like Data Refuge and the Internet Archive,
which is backing up everything in Canada for safekeeping.
Speaker 3 (11:00):
It gets really bad.
Speaker 7 (11:02):
That's where I come in, taking this data to Canada
to save the world. Let's do this. So with the
data safely secured away, I began the long journey north.
It wasn't easy, but after what felt like a lifetime,
I made it to the airport for my almost hour
long flight to Canada. Time to hit up my connect
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code name Poutine, a professor from the University of Toronto
who's been collecting all this data, which was feeling pretty
ripe at this point.
Speaker 3 (11:33):
Poutine, Poutine, Poutine.
Speaker 7 (11:36):
Are you guys here for a client DestinE meaning no Poutine,
are you mischelle? Yeah, here's the data, all the way
from America.
Speaker 11 (11:44):
Okay, what is this?
Speaker 7 (11:46):
It's all that hack climate. We received this through the cloud,
the cloud, so I didn't have to smuggle this thing
up my ass.
Speaker 11 (11:54):
I'm I'm nope, I'm sorry to tell you kidding me well,
getting this data is a good start, but it's not enough.
What we're seeing is the dismantlement of environmental science from
a country that is one of the greatest contributors to
climate change that you're talking about us.
Speaker 7 (12:14):
Yes, she was right. While Canada was snowing, America was burning.
Do you mind actually keeping a couple other things from
America safe?
Speaker 3 (12:22):
Uh?
Speaker 7 (12:23):
Okay, you hold on to the Bill of Rights. This
is birth control, Meryl Streep's oscars, and then I'll be
back like Ford. Let's just say eight years to be safe.
And just like that, it took an American to save
the day.
Speaker 16 (12:46):
Climate change is one of the biggest issues facing the
planet right now, and even though we all know that
the Earth is in trouble, most of us aren't doing
anything to help. Roywood Junr went to find out why.
Speaker 17 (12:56):
Climate change, climate change, climate change everybody's talking about. Just
turn on the TV and you'll hear stuff like this.
Speaker 2 (13:02):
Climate related disasters, from wildfires to more intense storms, extreme
rain events and floods are already getting worse.
Speaker 5 (13:10):
And this the mass invasion of polar bears. Experts say
melting ice has forced the polar bears to migrate and
hunt for food.
Speaker 16 (13:17):
Now on land.
Speaker 17 (13:18):
Polar bear invasion, I thought they would chill cartoon's drink
of Coca cola. Climate change is getting apocalyptic. But do
you see me taking the bus or going vegan after
this burger? After this burger, I'm done with the after
there's I know the world's ending, So why is it
so hard to do anything about it? What the hell
is wrong with me?
Speaker 8 (13:37):
High blame evolution.
Speaker 17 (13:39):
Meet author Van Gardner. He believes my willingness to sacrifice Antartica, California,
and most of the Eastern Seaboard for a delicious burger
isn't my fault.
Speaker 8 (13:48):
Throughout most of the history of our species, we lived
as stone age hunter gatherers. We had to deal with
certain types of threats immedia scary threats. A lion emerging
from the long grass did immediately intuitively sense that that's
a threat. Climate change is too abstract and distance of
a threat to feel fear.
Speaker 17 (14:09):
So it's a learning disability that we all have from
when we were cavemen.
Speaker 8 (14:13):
Yeah, that's it.
Speaker 17 (14:14):
Try to explain climate change to me, I've been a
cave man.
Speaker 8 (14:16):
You try to explain, Well, here's one way you want
to use who are you? I'm here to explain the
steps you can take to try and prevent him kill him.
Speaker 17 (14:31):
Well, Dan explained that we evolved to have two systems
of thinking. System one it's the Caveman brain, fast, intuitive, instinctual,
and System two it's the analytical, scientific Albert Einstein part
of our brain. Now, who do you think it when
in the science. That's the reason. No matter how many
facts we tell people about climate change, if the temperature
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goes up even two degrees, we won't even have coffee anymore.
Speaker 10 (14:58):
Funny stuff, Roy.
Speaker 17 (14:59):
It does get through because we're only talking to the
Einstein part of the brain. System two.
Speaker 16 (15:05):
Ooh, that's milk.
Speaker 17 (15:06):
Won't be no more milk wind the cows. So how
do we explain the world is ending to what cave Man?
Speaker 8 (15:13):
We want to make System one and system two come
into alignment. So the system one feels what system too understands.
It means portraying climate change in terms of immediate, visceral,
vivid threats because System one understands those sorts of threats.
Speaker 17 (15:33):
Ooh, I just need to trick my brain into really
fearing climate change. All right, I'm gonna put on this
shot collar. You told me something scary about climate change
and give me a shock when you say it.
Speaker 8 (15:44):
Okay, how about climate change is causing global sea levels
to rise?
Speaker 18 (15:50):
Hello?
Speaker 17 (15:51):
Bench, you shot me for real, do that.
Speaker 2 (15:57):
That's wrong with you?
Speaker 17 (15:59):
But after three and a half painful hours, I was
scared of climate change and I would never peel on
the rug again. If I was going to save the planet,
I had to make my coworkers truly fear the melting
ice caps, the heat of wildfires, the unstoppable sea level
rise of climate change. And I knew just how to
get through to them.
Speaker 3 (16:22):
Get used to it.
Speaker 17 (16:23):
The oceans are rising. This is our harvest gonna be
if you don't stop driving that damn thing and get
on a bike.
Speaker 1 (16:31):
Go, get on the bike.
Speaker 17 (16:34):
Get on the damn bike. Yeah yeah, Oh, sea level rising,
ice trapped, melting, super hurricanes up. I I heard you
was going around doing this.
Speaker 1 (16:49):
If that cup up my office.
Speaker 17 (16:53):
Look, I know I'm being over the top, but it's
time for everyone to be over the top about climate
change now. I feel excuse me. Time to bring these
no chill polar bears to LFE. Sure feels good. Save
the Earth, and finally use my polar bear costume for
non sexual reasons.
Speaker 16 (17:23):
This week, there have been a tone of stories developing
every day. Congress is trying to avert another shutdown, Britain
is still on the brink of a disastrous Brexit, and
Venezuela is inching closer to civil war. But nobody cares
about any of that today because it's too damn cold.
Speaker 15 (17:39):
Cities across the Midwest are scrambling to protect people from
this deadly polar vortex that is blasting the region with
what is called the coldest air in decades.
Speaker 12 (17:48):
Plunging to as low as seventy degrees below zero in
some cities. It's so cold outside the US Postal Service,
which almost never stops delivering, suspending service in eleven mid
wae Western states because of safety concerns.
Speaker 3 (18:02):
We can't say it enough.
Speaker 16 (18:03):
Before it's all said and done, the windshield here will
feel like.
Speaker 3 (18:06):
It's fifty to sixty degrees below. So if you I
can stay inside, please do so. It's important.
Speaker 16 (18:13):
Yeah, we're all inside because we're not idiots. Why are
you outside, news man? You know, seriously, I never get
why reporters have to go into the bad weather to
warn us about it. Like, just tell us from the studio.
We believe you. Like if you're sitting at the desk
and you tell me it's cold, I'm not sitting at home, Like,
is it don't let me see you nipples.
Speaker 10 (18:35):
They don't do this for any other type of story.
Speaker 16 (18:36):
They never like Earlier today a man was shot in
the like and it looked like this ba ah. But
the point is it is incredibly cold in America right now,
like super cold. It's so cold that I looked in
the mirror this morning and told myself to go back
to Africa. We're talking minus seventy. Anytime you're in negative numbers,
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you know the things out of hand because you realize
when they may zero, they thought that would be the lowest.
That's why zero. If they thought there was going to
be anything lower, then they would have made that zero.
But somehow we are way below zero. In fact, right now,
America might be the coldest place on Earth and beyond.
Speaker 9 (19:16):
People in the Dakotas in northern Minnesota saw wind chills
plummet's all minus fifty.
Speaker 3 (19:20):
That's colder than the top of Mount Everest.
Speaker 16 (19:23):
Colder than Antarctica, Siberia and Mount Everest.
Speaker 11 (19:26):
It will be colder in Chicago than it is in Antarctica,
or Alaska or.
Speaker 15 (19:30):
The North Pole combined.
Speaker 17 (19:32):
Believe it or not.
Speaker 12 (19:33):
At times, it's actually colder in some parts of the
country than the surface of Mars.
Speaker 16 (19:39):
God, damn colder than Mars. I guess that means it's
really cold, because I gotta be honest, I have no
idea what the weather.
Speaker 1 (19:48):
Is on Mars.
Speaker 16 (19:50):
If I had to guess, I'd be like, it's sandy.
Speaker 10 (19:52):
Is that a weather? Is that a thing?
Speaker 16 (19:55):
I don't understand why they do this something used? Why
using Mars as a reference for it? None of us
have been there.
Speaker 10 (20:00):
It's colder than Mars.
Speaker 16 (20:00):
Oh yeah, I spent summer in Mars. That was rather cold.
I don't know what's happening on other planets. I barely
know about anything on Earth and I live here. You
could tell me Mars was named after Bruno Mars, and
I'll be like, yeah, makes sense.
Speaker 18 (20:12):
Yeah, he's a popular guy.
Speaker 16 (20:14):
But the news is always explaining things with the most
random comparisons. And asteroids headed towards the Earth and it
weighs as much as five thousand elephants. That's not helpful
to anyone. Okay, no one knows how heavy an elephant is, Like, well,
it's the Americans don't. Because in Africa we measure everything
in elephants. It works for us, Like, yeah, we'll just.
Speaker 14 (20:31):
Be like, as you can see, this is a very
specialist property. If forty elephants big and it has a
baby hippo jacuzzi and I know what you're thinking, this
probably costs three tigers. No, there's no tagers in Africa.
Speaker 16 (20:42):
You're racist. Yeah, and uh, if you don't understand what
colder than Mars means, don't worry because maybe a few
scientific demonstrations will help.
Speaker 3 (20:53):
This is a clear piece of glasses.
Speaker 6 (20:54):
You can see out.
Speaker 17 (20:55):
Some water in my hand. I'm gonna pour it on here.
Speaker 11 (20:58):
You see that.
Speaker 3 (20:58):
Look it's gonna freeze in.
Speaker 17 (21:00):
You see it crystallizing right there.
Speaker 9 (21:02):
This cold is absolutely no joke.
Speaker 3 (21:05):
Put a poor little water on Barbie's hair. We'll give
it a few seconds and you'll see how fast her
hair is going to freeze out here.
Speaker 12 (21:13):
And one man actually turned this super frozen banana into
a makeshift hammer.
Speaker 16 (21:19):
Okay, this this this didn't teach me how cold it is,
but it did teach me how weird this guy is.
His wife is probably like, honey, can you shovel the driveway?
Speaker 10 (21:32):
And he's like, I can't.
Speaker 16 (21:33):
I'm testing different fruits to say if they can be hammers,
And after that I'm building a birdhouse out of Kiwis Now.
It goes without saying most of us are miserable when
it's this cold, but apparently there's one group that is
having a blast right now.
Speaker 1 (21:50):
The police a sheriff's department in Minnesota using the cold
to freeze a uniform in place so it stands on
its own. Yeah. Meanwhile, some police officers in central Illinois
say they caught the criminal responsible for.
Speaker 7 (22:02):
This brutal weather and they're not letting her go.
Speaker 1 (22:05):
Elsa, the snow Queen from Frozen, was taken in to custody.
Police in Missouri asking criminals to take a break because
it's too cold to fight crime.
Speaker 10 (22:14):
That's right.
Speaker 16 (22:16):
It's so cold that the police are sending out tweets
just asking criminals to please not commit any crimes. Yeah,
they're basically just asking the criminals to stop the crime
for them, which is ridiculous. What's next, And he's gonna
ask people to arrest themselves, just gonna be like, yeah,
we're gonna mail you a self arrest kit. It's got
a Miranda, right, so handcuffs, some drugs to plant on yourself,
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and a body camp. But whatever you do, don't turn
it on Okay, it causes more trouble than it's worth.
Just keep right off, trust me.
Speaker 10 (22:44):
But look, it is dangerous outside.
Speaker 16 (22:46):
It's super cold, so stay home if you can, stay warm,
if you go out, and if you see someone in need,
please help them out. This is one of the most
vulnerable periods for anybody who does not have a place
to stay, because right now there are millions of people
in harm's way. And yet even with that many people affected,
President Trump has found a way to steal the spotlights.
Speaker 19 (23:05):
The President sees this and it prompts him to tweet
the following. In the beautiful Midwest, wind chill temperatures are
reaching minus sixty degrees, the coldest ever recorded. In coming
days expected to get even colder. People can't last outside
even for minutes. What the hell is going on with
global whamming? Please come back fast.
Speaker 6 (23:27):
We need you.
Speaker 16 (23:29):
Ah some brilliant analysis from French Fry the science guy. Yeah,
according to the presidents, a cold snap is proof that
global whamming isn't real. Like I'm just like Trump never
stops even the coldest day of the year. The rest
of us are having a brain freeze, and He's like nothing.
Speaker 18 (23:47):
A freeze year firing in our cylinders.
Speaker 16 (23:52):
I won't lie. I want lie. Let me tell you this,
if I was ever trapped in the Alps, I would
hope that I get trapped with Trump. I won't lie
because the cold clearly doesn't affect him like I would
probably be there like so cold, We've got to do something,
and he'd be like, you're right, We've got to build
a wall.
Speaker 18 (24:09):
Nancy Pelosi, crooket Hillary, I'll be like, I'm getting it die.
Of course, you got a diet Trevor, I'm a thirteen
coming over the border.
Speaker 10 (24:17):
They're coming.
Speaker 16 (24:19):
But once again, the president of the United States is
the leading voice of climate change denial. So to help
us clear up these misconceptions, please welcome back our senior
science correspondent. We're only trying everybody.
Speaker 10 (24:31):
Monny, can you can.
Speaker 16 (24:37):
You explain to people like President Trump how a cold
snap doesn't mean there's no global warming?
Speaker 20 (24:44):
Nose Trever, I can't. I'm sick of this shit. Every
time Trump sees an ice cube, he's all, well, where's
the global warming? And then all US journalists have to
come on TV and explain the difference between weather and climate,
even though it's the simplest thing.
Speaker 11 (24:57):
In the world.
Speaker 3 (24:57):
Everyone understands it.
Speaker 20 (24:59):
Kids get it, I'll get it. Even my idiot boss
gets it. The only person who doesn't get it is
President Frosty the slow man.
Speaker 16 (25:07):
Runnie, Runnie. Come on, maybe if we keep explaining it,
Trump will eventually understand. You know, this is the model.
We have no manchild left behind.
Speaker 20 (25:15):
Oh oh really, Trevor, this is it. This is We're
gonna change mine this time. All right, okay, sure fine, Okay, here.
Speaker 1 (25:20):
We go again.
Speaker 20 (25:21):
Look you see this. You see this line. It's global temperatures, okay,
and it's going up.
Speaker 11 (25:27):
It's going up.
Speaker 15 (25:28):
If this was going.
Speaker 20 (25:29):
Down, you'll be right and we beat the dumbasses.
Speaker 17 (25:31):
But it's going up, so you're wrong and you're the
dumb ass.
Speaker 1 (25:34):
Okay.
Speaker 21 (25:35):
Even if you flip the chart upside down, it's still
going up. So it doesn't matter if it's sometimes cold
in Cincinnati because the line keeps going.
Speaker 10 (25:48):
The hap top.
Speaker 20 (25:55):
Sorry I tried, but I just can't do it anymore.
Speaker 16 (25:58):
Actually, I think you explained pretty perfectly, Ronny Shang everybody.
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Speaker 2 (00:09):
Now you may be thinking, do we really need a
march to raise awareness about global climate change? I mean,
it's an accepted scientific phenomenon pretty much everywhere. Here's why
you need the march. It's accepted pretty much everywhere, but
this one place called the United States House of Representatives
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Committee on Science, Space and Technology.
Speaker 3 (00:34):
This is true.
Speaker 2 (00:36):
Last week they held the hearing that they apparently recorded
in nineteen seventy one. I guess that's the technology part
of the committee name on President Obama's plan to shrink
carbon emissions thirty percent by twenty thirty. The hearings SISYPHUS
Presidential Science Advisor John Holdron charged the impossible task of
pushing a million pounds of idiot up a mountain. Of course,
(00:58):
like any avalanche, it began rather an act lee Texas
Republican Steve Stocklin.
Speaker 4 (01:02):
The lead scientist that NASA, said this. He said that
what ended the ice age was global wobbling. Is the
wobbling of the Earth included in any of your modelings
And the answer was no. When you have a model
and you said, we're going to leave out the most
important impact of that model out of our theory and
not talk about global wobbling.
Speaker 3 (01:24):
How can you make projections?
Speaker 2 (01:30):
Oh, what's up, scientists, global wobbling bitches? He sees your
so called global warming and raises you a global wobbling.
Explain that, doctor Whitehouse.
Speaker 5 (01:45):
Global wobbling, which refers to changes in the Earth's tilt
and orbit, takes place on characteristic times haales for twenty
two thousand years, forty four thousand years, and one hundred
thousand years. It is very slow. Global wobbling is a
tiny effect on the timescale of one hundred years in
which we try to run these models.
Speaker 2 (02:08):
I didn't know we'd be talking to an actual scientist.
All right, holdre and youte the wobble warming. Riddle me this,
At what.
Speaker 6 (02:19):
Point a level of CO two does CO two become damaging?
At what level does it become harmful to human beings?
Speaker 2 (02:30):
Boom? How can CO two levels be dangerous when I
can still breathe?
Speaker 5 (02:36):
Nce Chairman Robbucker. I always enjoy my interactions with you.
Speaker 2 (02:44):
Much in the way one enjoys playing pick a boo
with a baby, or perhaps teasing a cat with a
laser pointer.
Speaker 5 (02:53):
I have to say, with respect, that's a red herring.
We are not interested in carbon dioxide concentrations because of
their direct defect on human health. We're interested in them
because their effect of their effect on the world's climate
and climate change has health.
Speaker 2 (03:08):
Well, then let me get you Yet, why can't we
still breathe?
Speaker 7 (03:11):
That's what I'm asking.
Speaker 2 (03:12):
I mean, you can hear me.
Speaker 8 (03:13):
Right with breathing.
Speaker 2 (03:16):
And it got more amazing as it went. Indiana's Larry Boushon, it's.
Speaker 9 (03:21):
Not about affecting the global temperature and climate change. There's
public comments out there that that question has been asked
and answered saying no, No.
Speaker 5 (03:29):
You should look at the at the scientific literature rather
than the public comments.
Speaker 2 (03:45):
With all due respect, Representative Boushon, I suggest you get
the Journal of Applied Meteorology and Climatology as opposed to
the YouTube comment feed of Obummer Lies seventeen seventy six.
But here where Beauchamp gives away the game of all.
Speaker 9 (04:02):
The climatologists whose career depends on the climate changing to
keep themselves publishing articles. Yes, I could read that, but
I don't believe it.
Speaker 2 (04:13):
I do not believe the scientists because it is their profession,
not their hobby. Well, since we're talking about the influence
money might have on climate change opinion. It turns out
Representative Beauchamp's three biggest campaign donors are Murray Energy, Coke Enterprises,
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and Peabody Energy.
Speaker 3 (04:35):
And trust me, trust.
Speaker 2 (04:37):
Me, those three well funded companies would love to disprove
climate change to the satisfaction of the scientific community at large.
So if scientists could be bought, these mothers would have
already made it rain in nerd town.
Speaker 10 (04:49):
Trust me.
Speaker 2 (04:51):
And again, I cannot stress this enough. This is the
House of Representatives Committee on Science, Space and Technology.
Speaker 4 (05:01):
P long will take for the sea level to rise
two feet. I mean, think about it. If your ice
cube melts in your glass, it doesn't overflow, it's displacement.
Speaker 3 (05:10):
I mean, this is the thing.
Speaker 4 (05:11):
Some of the things that they're talking about mathematically and
scientifically don't make sense.
Speaker 2 (05:16):
Are you kidding me?
Speaker 11 (05:18):
Are you kidding me?
Speaker 10 (05:22):
I don't even know.
Speaker 11 (05:26):
I don't even know what to do with that.
Speaker 2 (05:28):
How far back to the elementary school court curriculum do
we have to go to get someone on the.
Speaker 3 (05:35):
House Committee on Science, Space and Technology caught up?
Speaker 2 (05:40):
Do we have to break out the paper machine, the
baking sodace so you can make a volcano. Is that
what we have to do is that how basic the
science class was when you went mad? I don't need
to know this anymore. I mean, for God's sakes, look here,
look here, here, here, look look, here's a glass.
Speaker 3 (05:55):
Of ice water.
Speaker 2 (05:56):
Hey, that ice isn't making the water overflow because it's already.
Speaker 12 (06:00):
In the water.
Speaker 2 (06:02):
But imagine there's a whole bunch of other ice that's
not in the water. It's on the land, you know,
the part where the water isn't. And then when temperatures
rise and the land ice melts.
Speaker 7 (06:15):
Enough to fall, it h everywhere.
Speaker 1 (06:17):
It's everywhere.
Speaker 7 (06:19):
Do you understand.
Speaker 2 (06:35):
Wait a minute, global warming, giant towels. Ultimately, the whole
incredible and by all appearance, is willful misunderstanding of how
the scientific method has been applied to climate change models
and the effects of warming can be pardon the pun,
boiled down to this exchange.
Speaker 9 (06:55):
That scare tactic's like that, you know, is really appalling
to me to use medical information to scare parents that
they're children about asthma attacks and scare people saying they're
going to have heart attacks. I would argue that we
should all on both sides of this discussion.
Speaker 3 (07:16):
Avoid scare tactics.
Speaker 2 (07:19):
First of all, there aren't There aren't both sides to
a discussion. But he's basically saying, is it is unfair
to talk to us about the scientific or medical consequences
of our actions because they're scary and we really don't
feel like doing anything about it anyway. So from now on,
why not agree that science and the oil industry both
have opinions. Oh and before you tell your kids to
(07:39):
wash their hands after they take so they don't spread disease,
maybe we should also spend an equal amount of time
hearing from big fecal. We'll be right back.
Speaker 7 (07:54):
Trumpe to America isn't just attacking immigrants, the transgender and
apprentice ratings. It's also planning to take out climate change data. Luckily,
an underground movement is trying to stop it. My first
contact in this group is waiting at an undisclosed location.
Score As I descended into her secret bunker, I could
practically smell the pulitzer or maybe that was urine.
Speaker 3 (08:17):
This place was creepy. It was okay, this was taking
too long.
Speaker 7 (08:22):
What's the situation on the ground.
Speaker 13 (08:24):
All references to climate change are gone from the White
House website. Trump has a war against.
Speaker 7 (08:30):
Facts, so maybe we should hid him in a place
you wouldn't look like an intelligence briefing.
Speaker 13 (08:36):
We can't hide the facts. We need that information to
build accurate climate models.
Speaker 7 (08:42):
This public climate data is stored on federal websites like
the EPA, NASA, and the Department of Energy, and Climate
scientists depend on it for all kinds of research. But
now that Trump is in charge, these scientists are worried
he's going to hide or destroy that data just because
he's threatened to do exactly that. So you're telling me
all this data could be completely forgotten, like Taylor Lauwner. Sorry,
(09:07):
what I'm just saying, just because you're part of a
tent pole movie doesn't mean that you're gonna have any
kind of relevance five years later.
Speaker 13 (09:14):
What we need to do is to capture this data
and make copies in lots of locations, including in Canada.
Speaker 14 (09:22):
Canada.
Speaker 13 (09:23):
Yes, we have a network of hackers working to keep
this data safe. Today we're having a hackathon in Philly.
Speaker 3 (09:29):
I want in.
Speaker 7 (09:30):
These hackers were going to be even more secretive than Bethany.
Given the importance of this mission. I destroyed all traces
of their existence is a thirty four to twenty or
thirty you know what you just put on my phone.
To gain access to the hackers, I'd have to become
(09:52):
one of them, And the only way to be a
hacker is to dress like a hacker. But like the
rest of America, I hadn't rollerbladed in like sixteen. Either way,
it was time to meet these code breaks at their
secret underground layer. I'm looking for the hackers.
Speaker 3 (10:06):
We're the hackers.
Speaker 7 (10:08):
Seriously, yep, I thought you'd be dressed a little bit cooler,
you know, like this tell me about this hacking.
Speaker 15 (10:18):
So what we're doing is we are seding URLs to
the Internet Archive. These are basically roadmaps through these massive
government websites, and we're using those to go and find
where the data is and then send that to the
Internet Archive.
Speaker 7 (10:31):
That was super boring. Do you mind explaining that with
a hacking montage? So basically what happens is these nerds
scroll through every single publicly available URL and document on
government sites and make a carbon copy. But sometimes this
data is hidden ways that can't be scraped by human nerds,
so they write code to burrow into the sites and
(10:52):
rescue the data that's really hidden. Then they release the
data on sites like Data Refuge and the Internet Archive,
which is backing up everything in Canada for safekeeping.
Speaker 3 (11:00):
It gets really bad.
Speaker 7 (11:02):
That's where I come in, taking this data to Canada
to save the world. Let's do this. So with the
data safely secured away, I began the long journey north.
It wasn't easy, but after what felt like a lifetime,
I made it to the airport for my almost hour
long flight to Canada. Time to hit up my connect
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code name Poutine, a professor from the University of Toronto
who's been collecting all this data, which was feeling pretty
ripe at this point.
Speaker 3 (11:33):
Poutine, Poutine, Poutine.
Speaker 7 (11:36):
Are you guys here for a client DestinE meaning no Poutine,
are you mischelle? Yeah, here's the data, all the way
from America.
Speaker 11 (11:44):
Okay, what is this?
Speaker 7 (11:46):
It's all that hack climate. We received this through the cloud,
the cloud, so I didn't have to smuggle this thing
up my ass.
Speaker 11 (11:54):
I'm I'm nope, I'm sorry to tell you kidding me well,
getting this data is a good start, but it's not enough.
What we're seeing is the dismantlement of environmental science from
a country that is one of the greatest contributors to
climate change that you're talking about us.
Speaker 7 (12:14):
Yes, she was right. While Canada was snowing, America was burning.
Do you mind actually keeping a couple other things from
America safe?
Speaker 3 (12:22):
Uh?
Speaker 7 (12:23):
Okay, you hold on to the Bill of Rights. This
is birth control, Meryl Streep's oscars, and then I'll be
back like Ford. Let's just say eight years to be safe.
And just like that, it took an American to save
the day.
Speaker 16 (12:46):
Climate change is one of the biggest issues facing the
planet right now, and even though we all know that
the Earth is in trouble, most of us aren't doing
anything to help. Roywood Junr went to find out why.
Speaker 17 (12:56):
Climate change, climate change, climate change everybody's talking about. Just
turn on the TV and you'll hear stuff like this.
Speaker 2 (13:02):
Climate related disasters, from wildfires to more intense storms, extreme
rain events and floods are already getting worse.
Speaker 5 (13:10):
And this the mass invasion of polar bears. Experts say
melting ice has forced the polar bears to migrate and
hunt for food.
Speaker 16 (13:17):
Now on land.
Speaker 17 (13:18):
Polar bear invasion, I thought they would chill cartoon's drink
of Coca cola. Climate change is getting apocalyptic. But do
you see me taking the bus or going vegan after
this burger? After this burger, I'm done with the after
there's I know the world's ending, So why is it
so hard to do anything about it? What the hell
is wrong with me?
Speaker 8 (13:37):
High blame evolution.
Speaker 17 (13:39):
Meet author Van Gardner. He believes my willingness to sacrifice Antartica, California,
and most of the Eastern Seaboard for a delicious burger
isn't my fault.
Speaker 8 (13:48):
Throughout most of the history of our species, we lived
as stone age hunter gatherers. We had to deal with
certain types of threats immedia scary threats. A lion emerging
from the long grass did immediately intuitively sense that that's
a threat. Climate change is too abstract and distance of
a threat to feel fear.
Speaker 17 (14:09):
So it's a learning disability that we all have from
when we were cavemen.
Speaker 8 (14:13):
Yeah, that's it.
Speaker 17 (14:14):
Try to explain climate change to me, I've been a
cave man.
Speaker 8 (14:16):
You try to explain, Well, here's one way you want
to use who are you? I'm here to explain the
steps you can take to try and prevent him kill him.
Speaker 17 (14:31):
Well, Dan explained that we evolved to have two systems
of thinking. System one it's the Caveman brain, fast, intuitive, instinctual,
and System two it's the analytical, scientific Albert Einstein part
of our brain. Now, who do you think it when
in the science. That's the reason. No matter how many
facts we tell people about climate change, if the temperature
(14:53):
goes up even two degrees, we won't even have coffee anymore.
Speaker 10 (14:58):
Funny stuff, Roy.
Speaker 17 (14:59):
It does get through because we're only talking to the
Einstein part of the brain. System two.
Speaker 16 (15:05):
Ooh, that's milk.
Speaker 17 (15:06):
Won't be no more milk wind the cows. So how
do we explain the world is ending to what cave Man?
Speaker 8 (15:13):
We want to make System one and system two come
into alignment. So the system one feels what system too understands.
It means portraying climate change in terms of immediate, visceral,
vivid threats because System one understands those sorts of threats.
Speaker 17 (15:33):
Ooh, I just need to trick my brain into really
fearing climate change. All right, I'm gonna put on this
shot collar. You told me something scary about climate change
and give me a shock when you say it.
Speaker 8 (15:44):
Okay, how about climate change is causing global sea levels
to rise?
Speaker 18 (15:50):
Hello?
Speaker 17 (15:51):
Bench, you shot me for real, do that.
Speaker 2 (15:57):
That's wrong with you?
Speaker 17 (15:59):
But after three and a half painful hours, I was
scared of climate change and I would never peel on
the rug again. If I was going to save the planet,
I had to make my coworkers truly fear the melting
ice caps, the heat of wildfires, the unstoppable sea level
rise of climate change. And I knew just how to
get through to them.
Speaker 3 (16:22):
Get used to it.
Speaker 17 (16:23):
The oceans are rising. This is our harvest gonna be
if you don't stop driving that damn thing and get
on a bike.
Speaker 1 (16:31):
Go, get on the bike.
Speaker 17 (16:34):
Get on the damn bike. Yeah yeah, Oh, sea level rising,
ice trapped, melting, super hurricanes up. I I heard you
was going around doing this.
Speaker 1 (16:49):
If that cup up my office.
Speaker 17 (16:53):
Look, I know I'm being over the top, but it's
time for everyone to be over the top about climate
change now. I feel excuse me. Time to bring these
no chill polar bears to LFE. Sure feels good. Save
the Earth, and finally use my polar bear costume for
non sexual reasons.
Speaker 16 (17:23):
This week, there have been a tone of stories developing
every day. Congress is trying to avert another shutdown, Britain
is still on the brink of a disastrous Brexit, and
Venezuela is inching closer to civil war. But nobody cares
about any of that today because it's too damn cold.
Speaker 15 (17:39):
Cities across the Midwest are scrambling to protect people from
this deadly polar vortex that is blasting the region with
what is called the coldest air in decades.
Speaker 12 (17:48):
Plunging to as low as seventy degrees below zero in
some cities. It's so cold outside the US Postal Service,
which almost never stops delivering, suspending service in eleven mid
wae Western states because of safety concerns.
Speaker 3 (18:02):
We can't say it enough.
Speaker 16 (18:03):
Before it's all said and done, the windshield here will
feel like.
Speaker 3 (18:06):
It's fifty to sixty degrees below. So if you I
can stay inside, please do so. It's important.
Speaker 16 (18:13):
Yeah, we're all inside because we're not idiots. Why are
you outside, news man? You know, seriously, I never get
why reporters have to go into the bad weather to
warn us about it. Like, just tell us from the studio.
We believe you. Like if you're sitting at the desk
and you tell me it's cold, I'm not sitting at home, Like,
is it don't let me see you nipples.
Speaker 10 (18:35):
They don't do this for any other type of story.
Speaker 16 (18:36):
They never like Earlier today a man was shot in
the like and it looked like this ba ah. But
the point is it is incredibly cold in America right now,
like super cold. It's so cold that I looked in
the mirror this morning and told myself to go back
to Africa. We're talking minus seventy. Anytime you're in negative numbers,
(18:57):
you know the things out of hand because you realize
when they may zero, they thought that would be the lowest.
That's why zero. If they thought there was going to
be anything lower, then they would have made that zero.
But somehow we are way below zero. In fact, right now,
America might be the coldest place on Earth and beyond.
Speaker 9 (19:16):
People in the Dakotas in northern Minnesota saw wind chills
plummet's all minus fifty.
Speaker 3 (19:20):
That's colder than the top of Mount Everest.
Speaker 16 (19:23):
Colder than Antarctica, Siberia and Mount Everest.
Speaker 11 (19:26):
It will be colder in Chicago than it is in Antarctica,
or Alaska or.
Speaker 15 (19:30):
The North Pole combined.
Speaker 17 (19:32):
Believe it or not.
Speaker 12 (19:33):
At times, it's actually colder in some parts of the
country than the surface of Mars.
Speaker 16 (19:39):
God, damn colder than Mars. I guess that means it's
really cold, because I gotta be honest, I have no
idea what the weather.
Speaker 1 (19:48):
Is on Mars.
Speaker 16 (19:50):
If I had to guess, I'd be like, it's sandy.
Speaker 10 (19:52):
Is that a weather? Is that a thing?
Speaker 16 (19:55):
I don't understand why they do this something used? Why
using Mars as a reference for it? None of us
have been there.
Speaker 10 (20:00):
It's colder than Mars.
Speaker 16 (20:00):
Oh yeah, I spent summer in Mars. That was rather cold.
I don't know what's happening on other planets. I barely
know about anything on Earth and I live here. You
could tell me Mars was named after Bruno Mars, and
I'll be like, yeah, makes sense.
Speaker 18 (20:12):
Yeah, he's a popular guy.
Speaker 16 (20:14):
But the news is always explaining things with the most
random comparisons. And asteroids headed towards the Earth and it
weighs as much as five thousand elephants. That's not helpful
to anyone. Okay, no one knows how heavy an elephant is, Like, well,
it's the Americans don't. Because in Africa we measure everything
in elephants. It works for us, Like, yeah, we'll just.
Speaker 14 (20:31):
Be like, as you can see, this is a very
specialist property. If forty elephants big and it has a
baby hippo jacuzzi and I know what you're thinking, this
probably costs three tigers. No, there's no tagers in Africa.
Speaker 16 (20:42):
You're racist. Yeah, and uh, if you don't understand what
colder than Mars means, don't worry because maybe a few
scientific demonstrations will help.
Speaker 3 (20:53):
This is a clear piece of glasses.
Speaker 6 (20:54):
You can see out.
Speaker 17 (20:55):
Some water in my hand. I'm gonna pour it on here.
Speaker 11 (20:58):
You see that.
Speaker 3 (20:58):
Look it's gonna freeze in.
Speaker 17 (21:00):
You see it crystallizing right there.
Speaker 9 (21:02):
This cold is absolutely no joke.
Speaker 3 (21:05):
Put a poor little water on Barbie's hair. We'll give
it a few seconds and you'll see how fast her
hair is going to freeze out here.
Speaker 12 (21:13):
And one man actually turned this super frozen banana into
a makeshift hammer.
Speaker 16 (21:19):
Okay, this this this didn't teach me how cold it is,
but it did teach me how weird this guy is.
His wife is probably like, honey, can you shovel the driveway?
Speaker 10 (21:32):
And he's like, I can't.
Speaker 16 (21:33):
I'm testing different fruits to say if they can be hammers,
And after that I'm building a birdhouse out of Kiwis Now.
It goes without saying most of us are miserable when
it's this cold, but apparently there's one group that is
having a blast right now.
Speaker 1 (21:50):
The police a sheriff's department in Minnesota using the cold
to freeze a uniform in place so it stands on
its own. Yeah. Meanwhile, some police officers in central Illinois
say they caught the criminal responsible for.
Speaker 7 (22:02):
This brutal weather and they're not letting her go.
Speaker 1 (22:05):
Elsa, the snow Queen from Frozen, was taken in to custody.
Police in Missouri asking criminals to take a break because
it's too cold to fight crime.
Speaker 10 (22:14):
That's right.
Speaker 16 (22:16):
It's so cold that the police are sending out tweets
just asking criminals to please not commit any crimes. Yeah,
they're basically just asking the criminals to stop the crime
for them, which is ridiculous. What's next, And he's gonna
ask people to arrest themselves, just gonna be like, yeah,
we're gonna mail you a self arrest kit. It's got
a Miranda, right, so handcuffs, some drugs to plant on yourself,
(22:37):
and a body camp. But whatever you do, don't turn
it on Okay, it causes more trouble than it's worth.
Just keep right off, trust me.
Speaker 10 (22:44):
But look, it is dangerous outside.
Speaker 16 (22:46):
It's super cold, so stay home if you can, stay warm,
if you go out, and if you see someone in need,
please help them out. This is one of the most
vulnerable periods for anybody who does not have a place
to stay, because right now there are millions of people
in harm's way. And yet even with that many people affected,
President Trump has found a way to steal the spotlights.
Speaker 19 (23:05):
The President sees this and it prompts him to tweet
the following. In the beautiful Midwest, wind chill temperatures are
reaching minus sixty degrees, the coldest ever recorded. In coming
days expected to get even colder. People can't last outside
even for minutes. What the hell is going on with
global whamming? Please come back fast.
Speaker 6 (23:27):
We need you.
Speaker 16 (23:29):
Ah some brilliant analysis from French Fry the science guy. Yeah,
according to the presidents, a cold snap is proof that
global whamming isn't real. Like I'm just like Trump never
stops even the coldest day of the year. The rest
of us are having a brain freeze, and He's like nothing.
Speaker 18 (23:47):
A freeze year firing in our cylinders.
Speaker 16 (23:52):
I won't lie. I want lie. Let me tell you this,
if I was ever trapped in the Alps, I would
hope that I get trapped with Trump. I won't lie
because the cold clearly doesn't affect him like I would
probably be there like so cold, We've got to do something,
and he'd be like, you're right, We've got to build
a wall.
Speaker 18 (24:09):
Nancy Pelosi, crooket Hillary, I'll be like, I'm getting it die.
Of course, you got a diet Trevor, I'm a thirteen
coming over the border.
Speaker 10 (24:17):
They're coming.
Speaker 16 (24:19):
But once again, the president of the United States is
the leading voice of climate change denial. So to help
us clear up these misconceptions, please welcome back our senior
science correspondent. We're only trying everybody.
Speaker 10 (24:31):
Monny, can you can.
Speaker 16 (24:37):
You explain to people like President Trump how a cold
snap doesn't mean there's no global warming?
Speaker 20 (24:44):
Nose Trever, I can't. I'm sick of this shit. Every
time Trump sees an ice cube, he's all, well, where's
the global warming? And then all US journalists have to
come on TV and explain the difference between weather and climate,
even though it's the simplest thing.
Speaker 11 (24:57):
In the world.
Speaker 3 (24:57):
Everyone understands it.
Speaker 20 (24:59):
Kids get it, I'll get it. Even my idiot boss
gets it. The only person who doesn't get it is
President Frosty the slow man.
Speaker 16 (25:07):
Runnie, Runnie. Come on, maybe if we keep explaining it,
Trump will eventually understand. You know, this is the model.
We have no manchild left behind.
Speaker 20 (25:15):
Oh oh really, Trevor, this is it. This is We're
gonna change mine this time. All right, okay, sure fine, Okay, here.
Speaker 1 (25:20):
We go again.
Speaker 20 (25:21):
Look you see this. You see this line. It's global temperatures, okay,
and it's going up.
Speaker 11 (25:27):
It's going up.
Speaker 15 (25:28):
If this was going.
Speaker 20 (25:29):
Down, you'll be right and we beat the dumbasses.
Speaker 17 (25:31):
But it's going up, so you're wrong and you're the
dumb ass.
Speaker 1 (25:34):
Okay.
Speaker 21 (25:35):
Even if you flip the chart upside down, it's still
going up. So it doesn't matter if it's sometimes cold
in Cincinnati because the line keeps going.
Speaker 10 (25:48):
The hap top.
Speaker 20 (25:55):
Sorry I tried, but I just can't do it anymore.
Speaker 16 (25:58):
Actually, I think you explained pretty perfectly, Ronny Shang everybody.
Speaker 10 (26:01):
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