February 6, 2025 • 27 mins
Desi Lydic tackles Trump's proposal to take over Gaza and push all the Palestinians out to build a resort. Plus, Republicans try to spin the president's plan, and Jordan Klepper gets in on the brainstorming sesh.
Stick your cash in avocados and steer clear of eggs, Michael Kosta is back with guaranteed money-making tips in a new Ko$ta Doin' Business.
Emmy and Golden Globe-nominated actor Julia Stiles sits down to talk about her feature directorial debut, "Wish You Were Here." They discuss being in the “driver’s seat” as a director after years of acting, working with longtime friend Vanessa Carlton, balancing the humorous love story with universal issues, and how becoming a parent prepared her for managing film crews and actors on set.
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Speaker 1 (00:01):
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Speaker 3 (00:31):
Welcome.
Speaker 4 (00:41):
We got pretty much to talk about tonight.
Speaker 5 (00:45):
The Holy Land might be turning into Sin City, Donald
Trump is back in the eviction business, and Michael Costa
really needs to use the Starbucks bathroom. But first, let's
kick things off with another installment of the Second Coming
of Donald J.
Speaker 4 (01:01):
Trump.
Speaker 6 (01:08):
I'm going to come.
Speaker 5 (01:15):
Every day since Trump came into office, he bombards us
with ridiculous policies. We go crazy trying to keep up
with them, and before we can catch our breath, he
hits us with something else even more absurd. It is
exhausting and unsustainable. So starting today, no more of that. Okay,
(01:36):
no more. I have a whole script here, full of
important issues that I want to talk about, and I'm
not going to let Donald Trump distract me with some
crazy new idea.
Speaker 1 (01:49):
This morning, a stunning proposal from an American president, Donald Trump,
with the Israeli Prime Minister by his side, declaring that
the US will take over the Gaza Strip.
Speaker 7 (02:00):
Will take over the Gaza Strip we'll own it.
Speaker 4 (02:16):
Okay, let me just ask what and also what.
Speaker 8 (02:21):
President Trump made a surprising suggestion last night during a
press conference with Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Nett and Yahoo
the United States.
Speaker 9 (02:28):
He said should.
Speaker 8 (02:29):
Take over the war torn Gaza Strip and redevelop it
into something like a seaside resort.
Speaker 7 (02:35):
We have an opportunity to do something that could be phenomenal.
And I don't want to be cute. I don't want
to be a wise guy. But the riviera of the
Middle East.
Speaker 4 (02:48):
What the fuck.
Speaker 5 (02:51):
Trump is going to turn Gaza into the riviera. He
couldn't even turn Atlantic City into a nicer Atlantic City.
Speaker 4 (03:04):
If anything, they tore down so many of his casinos.
Speaker 5 (03:07):
He turned to Atlantic City into Gaza. But okay, he
wants to rebuild it, and he wants to turn it
into Marrow Lago. At least that Palestinians will have a
place to go back to.
Speaker 1 (03:19):
Donald Trump calling for the permanent resettlement of roughly two
million Palestinians.
Speaker 7 (03:24):
I don't think people should be going back to Gaza.
I think that Guz has been very unlucky for them.
Speaker 1 (03:30):
And he says he's willing to use the US military to.
Speaker 7 (03:33):
Do it will do what is necessary. If it's necessary, we'll.
Speaker 5 (03:36):
Do that, Okay, Just so I'm clear, your idea is
to take over Gaza, rebuild it into mar A Lago,
and make sure that the Palestinians who live there can't
go back. That is the craziest thing he said since
yesterday and until tomorrow, even as chief.
Speaker 4 (03:59):
Of staff was shocked. Look at her face.
Speaker 5 (04:08):
She looks just like she won Best Country Album at
the Grammy.
Speaker 4 (04:18):
And of course she's shocked.
Speaker 5 (04:19):
He's effectively advocating for ethnic cleansing.
Speaker 4 (04:22):
Who could possibly be okay with that?
Speaker 10 (04:25):
You see things others refuse to see. You say things
others refuse to say, and on. After the jaws drop,
people scratch their heads and they say, you.
Speaker 4 (04:38):
Know, he's right.
Speaker 5 (04:45):
No, they usually scratch their heads and they say, what
the fuck are you talking about? Of course, Phoebe is
ecstatic at Trump's idea.
Speaker 4 (04:58):
Look at him.
Speaker 5 (04:59):
He looks happy beer than a teenager getting a hand
job in the back of a birthright bus. But bb aside,
this proposal is giving a lot of people whiplash. Trump
ran his whole campaign on America first, and now he's
out there chanting from the Riviera to the sea. Even
Trump's Republican allies aren't on board, although of course they
(05:20):
have to let him down easy.
Speaker 11 (05:22):
We're trying to get the details of it.
Speaker 10 (05:23):
There was a surprise and development.
Speaker 9 (05:24):
Senator Josh Howley says, quote, I don't know that.
Speaker 12 (05:27):
I think it's the best use of US resources to
spend a bunch of money in Gaza.
Speaker 4 (05:31):
We also heard from Senator Lindsay Graham.
Speaker 5 (05:33):
I think most South Carolinians would probably not be excited
about sending Americans to take over Gaza.
Speaker 4 (05:39):
I think that might be problematic.
Speaker 13 (05:41):
Tom tillis likely with the quote of a night which
was there are probably a couple kinks in that slinking.
Speaker 4 (05:51):
There's a couple kinks in that slinking.
Speaker 5 (05:53):
That's how desperate these guys are to not openly disagree
with Trump.
Speaker 4 (05:57):
They're just making up sayings now.
Speaker 5 (06:00):
Of course, some of his supporters, like Steve Doocey, are
trying to give Trump the benefit of the doubt.
Speaker 9 (06:05):
It was a jaw dropper last night.
Speaker 4 (06:07):
The cover of the New York Post is will take
over Gaza. I think this is just the typic.
Speaker 11 (06:12):
You know, this is the conversation starter, because obviously the
president knows when he says.
Speaker 4 (06:17):
We'll take Gaza.
Speaker 11 (06:18):
He knows the United States can't invade another country.
Speaker 5 (06:25):
Of course, America would never invade another country. You can
read all about it in Steve Doocey's American history book
Me Just Got Lobotomy by Steve jucy.
Speaker 4 (06:42):
So to summarize MAGA.
Speaker 5 (06:43):
People think this is dicey, their eyeballs think it's batshit crazy.
And the entire plan is doa unless Trump can do
some real outreach to the countries in the Middle East.
And based on his response to reporters from Afghanistan, I
don't think he has the skills to do it.
Speaker 9 (07:00):
I guess.
Speaker 5 (07:03):
As any expectation from you, Do you have any plan
to change Afghanistan situation?
Speaker 7 (07:08):
I have a little hard time understanding you. Where are
you from? Actually it's a beautiful voice and a beautiful accent.
The only problem is I can't understand the word you're saying.
But I just say this, good luck, live in peace.
Speaker 4 (07:29):
Good luck, live in peace. Why does he sound.
Speaker 5 (07:31):
Like he's saying goodbye to et the people of earth?
Wish you peace. May your slinky have no kinks. For
more on Trump and Gaza, let's go live to the
White House with Jordan, clipper Jordan, is there something I'm missing?
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This plan just seems crazy.
Speaker 11 (07:59):
Maybe it's not crazy. Maybe it's so good it sounds crazy, Desi.
Maybe it's time to think outside the box. You know,
they say it's better to beg for forgiveness than to
ask for permission.
Speaker 9 (08:12):
But what if we did neither?
Speaker 11 (08:14):
You know, that's outside the box thinking.
Speaker 5 (08:19):
Okay, okay, but what's been proposed is a war crime.
Speaker 4 (08:23):
Have you considered that.
Speaker 11 (08:24):
I'm desperately trying not to, Desi. I'd rather not contemplate
American culpability here. So let's just think of this as
the brain storming phase. No bad ideas?
Speaker 4 (08:38):
How about it? Two state solution, bad idea?
Speaker 11 (08:40):
Okay, come on, Desi, let's be serious here. You don't
want to drive the Palestinians out, Fine, we'll drive them up.
Put the entire Gaza strip on ten foot stilts, create
a bunk bed situation. Palestinian's on top, sing a lullaby,
so the israelis below. You know who says no to
the top bunk No what?
Speaker 5 (09:01):
But the framework for a two state solution already exists.
There's no need for displacement.
Speaker 11 (09:06):
Don't think of it as displacement, especially if you're a
prosecutor at the Hague. Instead, how about this, how about this,
Let's get some cruise ships and the Palestinians can explore
the world. After a few years, they can come back
refreshed with one of those little Jamaican hair braids, maybe
a weird French accent whenever they say cross you know,
(09:29):
Collin elevators lift saw that bullshit?
Speaker 4 (09:32):
Okay, but then they go back to live in Gaza.
Speaker 11 (09:34):
No, then they get right back on the boat, you know,
another trip around the world, hair braids for all.
Speaker 4 (09:41):
What was so wrong with the two state solution idea? O?
Speaker 9 (09:43):
What daisy?
Speaker 11 (09:45):
If that idea existed the whole time, then what's happening
right now would make us the bad guys.
Speaker 9 (09:51):
So let's just keep spitballing.
Speaker 11 (09:53):
Okay, here's one. We take every Israeli and Palestinian and
surgically swap their faces.
Speaker 4 (10:00):
Now they don't know who's who you know?
Speaker 11 (10:03):
Are you my wife or my neighbor? I can't tell
kts will have to live in peace?
Speaker 4 (10:08):
Are you pitching face off for the Middle Ages?
Speaker 11 (10:12):
Do you have a better idea from a Nick Cage
movie that doesn't make us complicit? In war crimes.
Speaker 5 (10:18):
I guess we could get the Palestinians to fall in
love with Shaer. No, no, you're dragging me into this.
Speaker 11 (10:24):
No, I don't know what else to do, Desi, Maybe
Ai is the solution.
Speaker 4 (10:29):
How would AI be the solution?
Speaker 11 (10:30):
That's the first thing we'll ask Ai.
Speaker 5 (10:32):
Okay, No, that's no, that's it.
Speaker 4 (10:36):
Brainstorming is over.
Speaker 5 (10:38):
These are all stupid and like it or not, bulldozing
Gaza and kicking out everyone there is not a real solution.
It's cruel, It doesn't make us safer, and it will
undeniably make us look like the villains of history.
Speaker 11 (10:50):
You know what, Desi, You might be right, but hear
me out. What if Palestinian stole the Declaration of Independence?
Speaker 4 (10:57):
Oh my god?
Speaker 5 (10:58):
Give them Patty here hi for everyone and make on
that Michael Costa will pull us how to make that
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But if you want to get.
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Costa Doing Business.
Speaker 9 (11:43):
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(12:27):
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Speaker 4 (12:30):
Hit me.
Speaker 8 (12:31):
Trump struck a last minute deal with Mexico putting a
thirty day pause on those tariffs.
Speaker 6 (12:36):
Avocados are gonna sell a lot in the next week.
It's what Sunday, the super Bowl. So if that tariff
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that phrases coined, and with panic in the air, no
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Hang out there.
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Starbucks CEO says the goal is to bring back the
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All right, but.
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Seriously, this is a genius new business model. People need
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Next thing you know, they're four hundred coffee dumps deep,
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Speaker 14 (14:55):
Now.
Speaker 9 (14:55):
If you watch this program regularly, like I'm sure you do,
you might have heard me say this a few times ago.
Come here, come here, come here. I guarantee egg prices
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(15:22):
I'm not a bird doctor. I'm a human. And now
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This morning. Egg price is soaring. The average price for
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egg prices are predicted to increase another twenty percent this year.
There have also been egg shortages, leaving shoppers racing to
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gobble up what's available.
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You got me? Egg prices are nuts? Seriously, What do
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(16:14):
I sneak off and write myself into her will. But
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ever met. But when I rush into the bathroom to
tell her I love her, she's dead. Someone left her
in the tub alone, and she's dead just to afford
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a few huevos rancheras I mean, I ki ramba. It's
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they help you climb trees so you can steal eggs
from a buzzard's nest, which means I'm also going all
in on ointment and bandages because, as I always say,
(17:03):
Mama Buzzer, don't play like that.
Speaker 6 (17:08):
Now.
Speaker 9 (17:08):
Look, I know egg prices can really scramble your bank account.
Your bottom line is getting poached. But hey, you think
these egg prices are painful, you should try paying to
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to find out about that. I've been sleeping like shit.
(17:33):
Well that's all for this addition to Costa doing business,
I'm Michael Costa, reminding of that money can't buy happiness.
Have a great valent. Time's day, everybody, Thank.
Speaker 4 (17:43):
You, Michael. When we come back, Julia Tyl.
Speaker 3 (18:04):
Welcome back to the Daily Show.
Speaker 5 (18:06):
My guest tonight is an Emmy and Golden Globe nominated
actor who's making her feature directorial debut with the film
Wish You were here. Please welcome Julia Style. Oh, welcome
(18:37):
to the show.
Speaker 14 (18:39):
Oh my god, it is so exciting. Thank God for
this show. You guys are great and I'm so excited
to be here.
Speaker 5 (18:47):
We are so excited to have you. You are iconic.
You've been part of all kinds of iconic movies. Ten
Things I Hate about You, Silver Linings, Playbook, The Born franchise,
my favorite coming of age film, Hustlers. Oh yes, yes,
but this is the first time that you've directed a feature,
(19:08):
So congratulations.
Speaker 4 (19:10):
Thank you, thank you.
Speaker 5 (19:13):
It's such a beautiful story. How how did this film
come about? Was there a point in your career when
things sort of clicked into focus and you thought, I
really want to direct a movie of my own.
Speaker 14 (19:26):
Yeah, I mean I I have been wanting to direct
for a really long time, kind of uh act, just
couldn't find the right story and I it was it
was about five years ago. During the pandemic that one
of the actresses in the movie sent me this book
and she actually she slid into my dms on Instagram
and was like, I heard your interested in directing, and
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what about Renee Carlino's book. Then she went through my
agent and sent me a letter. And I read the
book and I loved it, and that I was. I
had a visceral reaction to it. I laughed, I cried,
I laughed through my tears, like that good cry that
makes you feel happy at the end of it. And
I thought, this is the story that I want to tell.
And that was the catalyst for making me go Okay,
(20:08):
now's the time. I mean, I've been acting for a
long time and I've been on lots of film sets,
so it finally felt like, Okay, now I want to
be in the driver's seat.
Speaker 4 (20:16):
Is that Okay? Can I do that?
Speaker 14 (20:17):
Okay?
Speaker 4 (20:18):
I'm so excited to be here.
Speaker 14 (20:19):
I have to say like, because I've I've been doing
a lot of promotion for the movie, and I have
to just like, I can't contain my excitement. I It
took us five years to get the movie adapted, financed,
cast into production. We were about to go and start shooting,
and then the sag strike happened. We finally made the movie,
and I love this movie so much, and I just
can't believe that I'm here.
Speaker 5 (20:39):
Oh well, you deserve it, and all of the work
paid off. It really shows this is a story about
young love. It's a beautiful romantic drama with comedic moments.
Was there anything that you discovered in all of your
years acting in those types of films that you thought,
I really want to do this differently.
Speaker 14 (21:01):
I mean, I definitely my radar for like keeping a
movie like this from being saccharine or corny, Like my
radar was up for that. I tried to keep it
as grounded and real as possible. But the thing that
struck me even initially about the book is that the
main characters are very young, but their love story is
so much more mature and touches on things that are
a lot deeper. You know, most movies that are about
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young romance are mostly focused on like love at first
sight or the initial stages of a relationship, you know,
having a crush on someone. And this one, they play
this game with each other where the girl will tell
him the story of their lifelong love affair together as
though they're an older couple looking back on a lifetime
(21:47):
of memories together. So it brings up a lot of
you know, more universal, kind of deeper issues like mortality
and how we should be so lucky to create a
lifetime of menas with someone and connect with them and
have a life together.
Speaker 5 (22:04):
It does, and the lead character has this magical moment
with this young man. It's sort of like a whirlwind
romance evening, and then he ghosts her. Turns out he
has a good reason for ghosting her.
Speaker 14 (22:18):
It's a pretty good reason. He's in the hospital. Yeah,
he's very sick. Yeah, I mean I think that's that
gets a pass.
Speaker 5 (22:24):
So you're saying, you're saying, all of the men who
have ghosted me over the years, there's probably a great
reason for Yeah.
Speaker 4 (22:32):
Maybe you never know, Yeah you never have you ever
been ghosted?
Speaker 14 (22:36):
I think that I'm the kind of person that it
would be impossible to ghost me, because if you don't
respond to my text messages, I will not stop texting
you until you do, like, and they'll get they'll get longer,
they'll be like paragraphs of like, I know you can
hear me, And this is how I feel about it.
Speaker 4 (22:52):
Where are you?
Speaker 5 (22:53):
I know you're Yeah, why you're your notifications turned off?
Speaker 8 (22:56):
Right?
Speaker 9 (22:57):
Yeah?
Speaker 5 (22:58):
Yeah, I totally get that. One of the things that
I appreciated that you mentioned was that your experience as
a mother helped you as a director.
Speaker 9 (23:07):
Yeah.
Speaker 14 (23:08):
Yeah, yes, I realized pretty quickly on set. I was like,
I can do this because you have to operate. I
have three little kids, and you have to operate with
very little sleep.
Speaker 4 (23:19):
You have to.
Speaker 14 (23:19):
Multitask, you have to think ten steps ahead, but also
be in the present moment, manage people's hunger levels, like
let's take a back rim. And that's not to say
that actors and crew members are like little kids, but
I just mean you have to be looking out for
everybody's need.
Speaker 4 (23:33):
Yeah. No, they are little kids. We're little kids.
Speaker 5 (23:36):
They are very actors and children are both very temperamental,
can't go potty by themselves, always need more screen time.
Speaker 4 (23:43):
So it makes perfect sense.
Speaker 5 (23:45):
Your lead in this movie Isabelle Furman you worked with
on Orphan Correct, no spoiler. She plays a thirty year
old psychopath in that movie, pretending to be your ten
year old daughter. Yes, there were different vibes on this set, Yes, totally.
Speaker 14 (24:03):
I mean first of all, because I'm like I was
when I explained to people that I met Isabelle playing
her mother, I'm like, whatever, she was pretending to be
a little girl. Yes, but yeah, it was the very
dark horror movie and I played a sociopath spoiler alert.
But we had a lot more fun on which you
were here. There's a lot of moments of levity and
silliness to kind of suck you in before the tragedy happened.
Speaker 5 (24:27):
Yes, much much lighter, more beautiful story. You got to
work with the close friend of yours on the score
of the film, Vanessa Carlton.
Speaker 14 (24:35):
Yeah, I loved, loved, loved putting music to this film,
and we sourced a lot of existing songs that I
had a playlist that we put in. And but Vanessa
and I have known each other since high school and
I know that she we've stayed friends through all different
walks of life, like we really when A Thousand Miles
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came out, and it was around the same time that
I think Ten Things I Hate About You came out,
and so we were both having success in our careers
and kind of like, what is this thing that we've
wanted for so long? But it's kind of scary and
not many people understand it. And then, you know, dating
in our twenties and having families, and I know that
she had always and career ups and downs. She had
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wanted to score a film for a really long time.
This is the first film that she's done, so of
course when I had the opportunity, I reached out to
her and she wrote like beautiful, beautiful music with her husband,
John McCauley, who is from the band Diertik, And the
combination of the two of them is like, you know,
there are a couple writing music about for a movie
about a couple, and he's got like this gravelly, you know,
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kind of masculine musical vibe, and she's got her piano,
amazing piano composition.
Speaker 4 (25:44):
I feel so lucky.
Speaker 5 (25:45):
It was such a perfect collaboration for the two of you.
I'm curious. You came up as a young actress teenager
in the world before social media was really a thing.
Now every actor that's coming up is on social media.
There are platforms and sharing, and it's so it's like
your personal life is so out there. Do you look
(26:06):
back and go, thank god, I didn't have that, Oh
my god.
Speaker 14 (26:10):
Yes, not because not because I was doing anything that
would have been worthy of posting. It's just because I
would have been so tortured, Like even now, I'm trying
to navigate that world. And I literally spent like two
hours yesterday posting and then deleting, and then reposting, and
then second guessing my caption and then and it was
all because the alignment of a picture wasn't right, Like the.
Speaker 4 (26:30):
Nerd in me is hasn't grown up.
Speaker 14 (26:32):
It's so tortured that I'm glad that when I was younger,
I didn't have to deal with that.
Speaker 4 (26:37):
It's a lot of work. It is a lot of work.
Speaker 5 (26:39):
That is the director in you too, and that's why
your film is so beautiful, and I can't wait to
see what you do next.
Speaker 4 (26:45):
Congratulations on all of it. Ch you're here.
Speaker 5 (26:50):
It's now available on digital Julian sounds.
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We got pretty much to talk about tonight.
Speaker 5 (00:45):
The Holy Land might be turning into Sin City, Donald
Trump is back in the eviction business, and Michael Costa
really needs to use the Starbucks bathroom. But first, let's
kick things off with another installment of the Second Coming
of Donald J.
Speaker 4 (01:01):
Trump.
Speaker 6 (01:08):
I'm going to come.
Speaker 5 (01:15):
Every day since Trump came into office, he bombards us
with ridiculous policies. We go crazy trying to keep up
with them, and before we can catch our breath, he
hits us with something else even more absurd. It is
exhausting and unsustainable. So starting today, no more of that. Okay,
(01:36):
no more. I have a whole script here, full of
important issues that I want to talk about, and I'm
not going to let Donald Trump distract me with some
crazy new idea.
Speaker 1 (01:49):
This morning, a stunning proposal from an American president, Donald Trump,
with the Israeli Prime Minister by his side, declaring that
the US will take over the Gaza Strip.
Speaker 7 (02:00):
Will take over the Gaza Strip we'll own it.
Speaker 4 (02:16):
Okay, let me just ask what and also what.
Speaker 8 (02:21):
President Trump made a surprising suggestion last night during a
press conference with Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Nett and Yahoo
the United States.
Speaker 9 (02:28):
He said should.
Speaker 8 (02:29):
Take over the war torn Gaza Strip and redevelop it
into something like a seaside resort.
Speaker 7 (02:35):
We have an opportunity to do something that could be phenomenal.
And I don't want to be cute. I don't want
to be a wise guy. But the riviera of the
Middle East.
Speaker 4 (02:48):
What the fuck.
Speaker 5 (02:51):
Trump is going to turn Gaza into the riviera. He
couldn't even turn Atlantic City into a nicer Atlantic City.
Speaker 4 (03:04):
If anything, they tore down so many of his casinos.
Speaker 5 (03:07):
He turned to Atlantic City into Gaza. But okay, he
wants to rebuild it, and he wants to turn it
into Marrow Lago. At least that Palestinians will have a
place to go back to.
Speaker 1 (03:19):
Donald Trump calling for the permanent resettlement of roughly two
million Palestinians.
Speaker 7 (03:24):
I don't think people should be going back to Gaza.
I think that Guz has been very unlucky for them.
Speaker 1 (03:30):
And he says he's willing to use the US military to.
Speaker 7 (03:33):
Do it will do what is necessary. If it's necessary, we'll.
Speaker 5 (03:36):
Do that, Okay, Just so I'm clear, your idea is
to take over Gaza, rebuild it into mar A Lago,
and make sure that the Palestinians who live there can't
go back. That is the craziest thing he said since
yesterday and until tomorrow, even as chief.
Speaker 4 (03:59):
Of staff was shocked. Look at her face.
Speaker 5 (04:08):
She looks just like she won Best Country Album at
the Grammy.
Speaker 4 (04:18):
And of course she's shocked.
Speaker 5 (04:19):
He's effectively advocating for ethnic cleansing.
Speaker 4 (04:22):
Who could possibly be okay with that?
Speaker 10 (04:25):
You see things others refuse to see. You say things
others refuse to say, and on. After the jaws drop,
people scratch their heads and they say, you.
Speaker 4 (04:38):
Know, he's right.
Speaker 5 (04:45):
No, they usually scratch their heads and they say, what
the fuck are you talking about? Of course, Phoebe is
ecstatic at Trump's idea.
Speaker 4 (04:58):
Look at him.
Speaker 5 (04:59):
He looks happy beer than a teenager getting a hand
job in the back of a birthright bus. But bb aside,
this proposal is giving a lot of people whiplash. Trump
ran his whole campaign on America first, and now he's
out there chanting from the Riviera to the sea. Even
Trump's Republican allies aren't on board, although of course they
(05:20):
have to let him down easy.
Speaker 11 (05:22):
We're trying to get the details of it.
Speaker 10 (05:23):
There was a surprise and development.
Speaker 9 (05:24):
Senator Josh Howley says, quote, I don't know that.
Speaker 12 (05:27):
I think it's the best use of US resources to
spend a bunch of money in Gaza.
Speaker 4 (05:31):
We also heard from Senator Lindsay Graham.
Speaker 5 (05:33):
I think most South Carolinians would probably not be excited
about sending Americans to take over Gaza.
Speaker 4 (05:39):
I think that might be problematic.
Speaker 13 (05:41):
Tom tillis likely with the quote of a night which
was there are probably a couple kinks in that slinking.
Speaker 4 (05:51):
There's a couple kinks in that slinking.
Speaker 5 (05:53):
That's how desperate these guys are to not openly disagree
with Trump.
Speaker 4 (05:57):
They're just making up sayings now.
Speaker 5 (06:00):
Of course, some of his supporters, like Steve Doocey, are
trying to give Trump the benefit of the doubt.
Speaker 9 (06:05):
It was a jaw dropper last night.
Speaker 4 (06:07):
The cover of the New York Post is will take
over Gaza. I think this is just the typic.
Speaker 11 (06:12):
You know, this is the conversation starter, because obviously the
president knows when he says.
Speaker 4 (06:17):
We'll take Gaza.
Speaker 11 (06:18):
He knows the United States can't invade another country.
Speaker 5 (06:25):
Of course, America would never invade another country. You can
read all about it in Steve Doocey's American history book
Me Just Got Lobotomy by Steve jucy.
Speaker 4 (06:42):
So to summarize MAGA.
Speaker 5 (06:43):
People think this is dicey, their eyeballs think it's batshit crazy.
And the entire plan is doa unless Trump can do
some real outreach to the countries in the Middle East.
And based on his response to reporters from Afghanistan, I
don't think he has the skills to do it.
Speaker 9 (07:00):
I guess.
Speaker 5 (07:03):
As any expectation from you, Do you have any plan
to change Afghanistan situation?
Speaker 7 (07:08):
I have a little hard time understanding you. Where are
you from? Actually it's a beautiful voice and a beautiful accent.
The only problem is I can't understand the word you're saying.
But I just say this, good luck, live in peace.
Speaker 4 (07:29):
Good luck, live in peace. Why does he sound.
Speaker 5 (07:31):
Like he's saying goodbye to et the people of earth?
Wish you peace. May your slinky have no kinks. For
more on Trump and Gaza, let's go live to the
White House with Jordan, clipper Jordan, is there something I'm missing?
(07:57):
This plan just seems crazy.
Speaker 11 (07:59):
Maybe it's not crazy. Maybe it's so good it sounds crazy, Desi.
Maybe it's time to think outside the box. You know,
they say it's better to beg for forgiveness than to
ask for permission.
Speaker 9 (08:12):
But what if we did neither?
Speaker 11 (08:14):
You know, that's outside the box thinking.
Speaker 5 (08:19):
Okay, okay, but what's been proposed is a war crime.
Speaker 4 (08:23):
Have you considered that.
Speaker 11 (08:24):
I'm desperately trying not to, Desi. I'd rather not contemplate
American culpability here. So let's just think of this as
the brain storming phase. No bad ideas?
Speaker 4 (08:38):
How about it? Two state solution, bad idea?
Speaker 11 (08:40):
Okay, come on, Desi, let's be serious here. You don't
want to drive the Palestinians out, Fine, we'll drive them up.
Put the entire Gaza strip on ten foot stilts, create
a bunk bed situation. Palestinian's on top, sing a lullaby,
so the israelis below. You know who says no to
the top bunk No what?
Speaker 5 (09:01):
But the framework for a two state solution already exists.
There's no need for displacement.
Speaker 11 (09:06):
Don't think of it as displacement, especially if you're a
prosecutor at the Hague. Instead, how about this, how about this,
Let's get some cruise ships and the Palestinians can explore
the world. After a few years, they can come back
refreshed with one of those little Jamaican hair braids, maybe
a weird French accent whenever they say cross you know,
(09:29):
Collin elevators lift saw that bullshit?
Speaker 4 (09:32):
Okay, but then they go back to live in Gaza.
Speaker 11 (09:34):
No, then they get right back on the boat, you know,
another trip around the world, hair braids for all.
Speaker 4 (09:41):
What was so wrong with the two state solution idea? O?
Speaker 9 (09:43):
What daisy?
Speaker 11 (09:45):
If that idea existed the whole time, then what's happening
right now would make us the bad guys.
Speaker 9 (09:51):
So let's just keep spitballing.
Speaker 11 (09:53):
Okay, here's one. We take every Israeli and Palestinian and
surgically swap their faces.
Speaker 4 (10:00):
Now they don't know who's who you know?
Speaker 11 (10:03):
Are you my wife or my neighbor? I can't tell
kts will have to live in peace?
Speaker 4 (10:08):
Are you pitching face off for the Middle Ages?
Speaker 11 (10:12):
Do you have a better idea from a Nick Cage
movie that doesn't make us complicit? In war crimes.
Speaker 5 (10:18):
I guess we could get the Palestinians to fall in
love with Shaer. No, no, you're dragging me into this.
Speaker 11 (10:24):
No, I don't know what else to do, Desi, Maybe
Ai is the solution.
Speaker 4 (10:29):
How would AI be the solution?
Speaker 11 (10:30):
That's the first thing we'll ask Ai.
Speaker 5 (10:32):
Okay, No, that's no, that's it.
Speaker 4 (10:36):
Brainstorming is over.
Speaker 5 (10:38):
These are all stupid and like it or not, bulldozing
Gaza and kicking out everyone there is not a real solution.
It's cruel, It doesn't make us safer, and it will
undeniably make us look like the villains of history.
Speaker 11 (10:50):
You know what, Desi, You might be right, but hear
me out. What if Palestinian stole the Declaration of Independence?
Speaker 4 (10:57):
Oh my god?
Speaker 5 (10:58):
Give them Patty here hi for everyone and make on
that Michael Costa will pull us how to make that
shedder throw over?
Speaker 1 (11:25):
Welcome back to the Daily Show.
Speaker 5 (11:26):
If you want honest and rigorous financial news, then go
eat a dick.
Speaker 4 (11:30):
But if you want to get.
Speaker 5 (11:32):
Rich, then you want Michael Costa and another installment of
Costa Doing Business.
Speaker 9 (11:43):
Yeah, baby, I'm Michael Costa and this is the Costa
Doing Business where I teach you how to make fat
stacks of stinking cash. So tonight's segment is sponsored by
Men's Swear House, the first members only club for guys
who love to curse. Men's Swear House. You're gonna shit
the way you've now. Full disclosure, I'm a part time
(12:05):
owner and we aren't doing well. Now that's all the
reason to make a little badly needed Monday, starting with
the super Bowl this Sunday. I don't know about you,
but I plan on watching the game Ebeneezer's screwge style,
peering into my coworker's window while he cares for a
sick child. It's gonna be fun. And thanks to Big
Daddy Trump making Mexico bend the knee, I'm gonna be
(12:27):
turning some green mash into that green cash.
Speaker 4 (12:30):
Hit me.
Speaker 8 (12:31):
Trump struck a last minute deal with Mexico putting a
thirty day pause on those tariffs.
Speaker 6 (12:36):
Avocados are gonna sell a lot in the next week.
It's what Sunday, the super Bowl. So if that tariff
it hit, but the retail price would have jumped up
at least twenty five percent, and everybody's guacamole would have
been that much more expensive.
Speaker 9 (12:52):
E g whahwag Canasia spotel dinetto by a bibliothek. Guy's right,
No tariffs means avocados are going to be flying off
the shelves faster than speedy gunzales. But you should be
bullish on all things guaca. Of course, I'm I bought
(13:13):
thousands of out of avocados thinking there would definitely be
a trade war. So now Daddy's got a U hole
full of avocados parked in secaccus and let me tell
you something, They're rotten pretty fast, which reminds me. This
segment is sponsored by Miguel Costa's Brown Guac. Okay, it's
as tasty as it is brown. I knew you would
(13:33):
love it. Moving on, it's been a crazy week in
the market and my phone is to Chi chingin off
his his his hook. There's a trade war, there's not
a trade war. The market's up, it's down. But as
as I but as I always say, volatility means profitility
(13:55):
that phrases coined, and with panic in the air, no
company is capitalizing on that more than daddy. Starbucks, I said,
hit me, you now need to buy something at Starbucks
if you want to use the bathroom or just.
Speaker 4 (14:06):
Hang out there.
Speaker 6 (14:07):
Starbucks CEO says the goal is to bring back the
coffee house vibe that's diminished in recent years.
Speaker 9 (14:13):
Hell yeah, starby more. Places need to do stuff like
this to fight loitering, like my local park. Hey buddy,
buy a tree or get the fuck out.
Speaker 10 (14:21):
All right, but.
Speaker 9 (14:23):
Seriously, this is a genius new business model. People need
to take dumps. So what do you do? Make them
buy coffee, which, guess what makes them need to take
a dump more, which means they need to buy another coffee.
Speaker 11 (14:35):
Get it.
Speaker 9 (14:36):
Next thing you know, they're four hundred coffee dumps deep,
living in a tent outside the Starbucks bathroom. That's why
I'm raising this. Move a mikeykey, Okay, now yeah, moving
on a mikey Likely one of the biggest stories of
the week is the rising price of eggs.
Speaker 14 (14:55):
Now.
Speaker 9 (14:55):
If you watch this program regularly, like I'm sure you do,
you might have heard me say this a few times ago.
Come here, come here, come here. I guarantee egg prices
will drop come February. You can bet the farm out
of people saying, but Costa, the bird flu is getting
really bet so what chickens aren't birds? They're chickens, you
mouth breathing imbeciles. All right, So turns out chickens are birds. Fine,
(15:22):
I'm not a bird doctor. I'm a human. And now
that I know this, let's make some money.
Speaker 12 (15:28):
This morning. Egg price is soaring. The average price for
a dozen eggs now more than five dollars, and in
some local markets prices are as high as nineteen dollars.
The biggest reason bird flu. According to the USDA's Price Outlook,
egg prices are predicted to increase another twenty percent this year.
There have also been egg shortages, leaving shoppers racing to
(15:51):
gobble up what's available.
Speaker 9 (15:54):
You got me? Egg prices are nuts? Seriously, What do
we gotta do? Take out a mortgage just to make
an omelet? What do I gotta do? Sell my car
so I can buy a free Tata? What do I
gotta do? Pretend to be the long dead husband of
the wealthy widow Belvedere, finally back from the Korean War.
Then one night, in the middle of her sponge bath,
(16:14):
I sneak off and write myself into her will. But
as I'm forging her name, I realize behind all those
wrinkles and skin tags lies the kindest, gentlest soul I've
ever met. But when I rush into the bathroom to
tell her I love her, she's dead. Someone left her
in the tub alone, and she's dead just to afford
(16:40):
a few huevos rancheras I mean, I ki ramba. It's
out of control. But don't worry eggheads. With high prices
comes high pertunity. That's why I'm Hella bullish on ladders. Okay,
they help you climb trees so you can steal eggs
from a buzzard's nest, which means I'm also going all
in on ointment and bandages because, as I always say,
(17:03):
Mama Buzzer, don't play like that.
Speaker 6 (17:08):
Now.
Speaker 9 (17:08):
Look, I know egg prices can really scramble your bank account.
Your bottom line is getting poached. But hey, you think
these egg prices are painful, you should try paying to
freeze your wife's eggs and then watching your new husband
Blake fertilize them. Let's just say I wasn't too excited
to find out about that. I've been sleeping like shit.
(17:33):
Well that's all for this addition to Costa doing business,
I'm Michael Costa, reminding of that money can't buy happiness.
Have a great valent. Time's day, everybody, Thank.
Speaker 4 (17:43):
You, Michael. When we come back, Julia Tyl.
Speaker 3 (18:04):
Welcome back to the Daily Show.
Speaker 5 (18:06):
My guest tonight is an Emmy and Golden Globe nominated
actor who's making her feature directorial debut with the film
Wish You were here. Please welcome Julia Style. Oh, welcome
(18:37):
to the show.
Speaker 14 (18:39):
Oh my god, it is so exciting. Thank God for
this show. You guys are great and I'm so excited
to be here.
Speaker 5 (18:47):
We are so excited to have you. You are iconic.
You've been part of all kinds of iconic movies. Ten
Things I Hate about You, Silver Linings, Playbook, The Born franchise,
my favorite coming of age film, Hustlers. Oh yes, yes,
but this is the first time that you've directed a feature,
(19:08):
So congratulations.
Speaker 4 (19:10):
Thank you, thank you.
Speaker 5 (19:13):
It's such a beautiful story. How how did this film
come about? Was there a point in your career when
things sort of clicked into focus and you thought, I
really want to direct a movie of my own.
Speaker 14 (19:26):
Yeah, I mean I I have been wanting to direct
for a really long time, kind of uh act, just
couldn't find the right story and I it was it
was about five years ago. During the pandemic that one
of the actresses in the movie sent me this book
and she actually she slid into my dms on Instagram
and was like, I heard your interested in directing, and
(19:47):
what about Renee Carlino's book. Then she went through my
agent and sent me a letter. And I read the
book and I loved it, and that I was. I
had a visceral reaction to it. I laughed, I cried,
I laughed through my tears, like that good cry that
makes you feel happy at the end of it. And
I thought, this is the story that I want to tell.
And that was the catalyst for making me go Okay,
(20:08):
now's the time. I mean, I've been acting for a
long time and I've been on lots of film sets,
so it finally felt like, Okay, now I want to
be in the driver's seat.
Speaker 4 (20:16):
Is that Okay? Can I do that?
Speaker 14 (20:17):
Okay?
Speaker 4 (20:18):
I'm so excited to be here.
Speaker 14 (20:19):
I have to say like, because I've I've been doing
a lot of promotion for the movie, and I have
to just like, I can't contain my excitement. I It
took us five years to get the movie adapted, financed,
cast into production. We were about to go and start shooting,
and then the sag strike happened. We finally made the movie,
and I love this movie so much, and I just
can't believe that I'm here.
Speaker 5 (20:39):
Oh well, you deserve it, and all of the work
paid off. It really shows this is a story about
young love. It's a beautiful romantic drama with comedic moments.
Was there anything that you discovered in all of your
years acting in those types of films that you thought,
I really want to do this differently.
Speaker 14 (21:01):
I mean, I definitely my radar for like keeping a
movie like this from being saccharine or corny, Like my
radar was up for that. I tried to keep it
as grounded and real as possible. But the thing that
struck me even initially about the book is that the
main characters are very young, but their love story is
so much more mature and touches on things that are
a lot deeper. You know, most movies that are about
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young romance are mostly focused on like love at first
sight or the initial stages of a relationship, you know,
having a crush on someone. And this one, they play
this game with each other where the girl will tell
him the story of their lifelong love affair together as
though they're an older couple looking back on a lifetime
(21:47):
of memories together. So it brings up a lot of
you know, more universal, kind of deeper issues like mortality
and how we should be so lucky to create a
lifetime of menas with someone and connect with them and
have a life together.
Speaker 5 (22:04):
It does, and the lead character has this magical moment
with this young man. It's sort of like a whirlwind
romance evening, and then he ghosts her. Turns out he
has a good reason for ghosting her.
Speaker 14 (22:18):
It's a pretty good reason. He's in the hospital. Yeah,
he's very sick. Yeah, I mean I think that's that
gets a pass.
Speaker 5 (22:24):
So you're saying, you're saying, all of the men who
have ghosted me over the years, there's probably a great
reason for Yeah.
Speaker 4 (22:32):
Maybe you never know, Yeah you never have you ever
been ghosted?
Speaker 14 (22:36):
I think that I'm the kind of person that it
would be impossible to ghost me, because if you don't
respond to my text messages, I will not stop texting
you until you do, like, and they'll get they'll get longer,
they'll be like paragraphs of like, I know you can
hear me, And this is how I feel about it.
Speaker 4 (22:52):
Where are you?
Speaker 5 (22:53):
I know you're Yeah, why you're your notifications turned off?
Speaker 8 (22:56):
Right?
Speaker 9 (22:57):
Yeah?
Speaker 5 (22:58):
Yeah, I totally get that. One of the things that
I appreciated that you mentioned was that your experience as
a mother helped you as a director.
Speaker 9 (23:07):
Yeah.
Speaker 14 (23:08):
Yeah, yes, I realized pretty quickly on set. I was like,
I can do this because you have to operate. I
have three little kids, and you have to operate with
very little sleep.
Speaker 4 (23:19):
You have to.
Speaker 14 (23:19):
Multitask, you have to think ten steps ahead, but also
be in the present moment, manage people's hunger levels, like
let's take a back rim. And that's not to say
that actors and crew members are like little kids, but
I just mean you have to be looking out for
everybody's need.
Speaker 4 (23:33):
Yeah. No, they are little kids. We're little kids.
Speaker 5 (23:36):
They are very actors and children are both very temperamental,
can't go potty by themselves, always need more screen time.
Speaker 4 (23:43):
So it makes perfect sense.
Speaker 5 (23:45):
Your lead in this movie Isabelle Furman you worked with
on Orphan Correct, no spoiler. She plays a thirty year
old psychopath in that movie, pretending to be your ten
year old daughter. Yes, there were different vibes on this set, Yes, totally.
Speaker 14 (24:03):
I mean first of all, because I'm like I was
when I explained to people that I met Isabelle playing
her mother, I'm like, whatever, she was pretending to be
a little girl. Yes, but yeah, it was the very
dark horror movie and I played a sociopath spoiler alert.
But we had a lot more fun on which you
were here. There's a lot of moments of levity and
silliness to kind of suck you in before the tragedy happened.
Speaker 5 (24:27):
Yes, much much lighter, more beautiful story. You got to
work with the close friend of yours on the score
of the film, Vanessa Carlton.
Speaker 14 (24:35):
Yeah, I loved, loved, loved putting music to this film,
and we sourced a lot of existing songs that I
had a playlist that we put in. And but Vanessa
and I have known each other since high school and
I know that she we've stayed friends through all different
walks of life, like we really when A Thousand Miles
(24:56):
came out, and it was around the same time that
I think Ten Things I Hate About You came out,
and so we were both having success in our careers
and kind of like, what is this thing that we've
wanted for so long? But it's kind of scary and
not many people understand it. And then, you know, dating
in our twenties and having families, and I know that
she had always and career ups and downs. She had
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wanted to score a film for a really long time.
This is the first film that she's done, so of
course when I had the opportunity, I reached out to
her and she wrote like beautiful, beautiful music with her husband,
John McCauley, who is from the band Diertik, And the
combination of the two of them is like, you know,
there are a couple writing music about for a movie
about a couple, and he's got like this gravelly, you know,
(25:39):
kind of masculine musical vibe, and she's got her piano,
amazing piano composition.
Speaker 4 (25:44):
I feel so lucky.
Speaker 5 (25:45):
It was such a perfect collaboration for the two of you.
I'm curious. You came up as a young actress teenager
in the world before social media was really a thing.
Now every actor that's coming up is on social media.
There are platforms and sharing, and it's so it's like
your personal life is so out there. Do you look
(26:06):
back and go, thank god, I didn't have that, Oh
my god.
Speaker 14 (26:10):
Yes, not because not because I was doing anything that
would have been worthy of posting. It's just because I
would have been so tortured, Like even now, I'm trying
to navigate that world. And I literally spent like two
hours yesterday posting and then deleting, and then reposting, and
then second guessing my caption and then and it was
all because the alignment of a picture wasn't right, Like the.
Speaker 4 (26:30):
Nerd in me is hasn't grown up.
Speaker 14 (26:32):
It's so tortured that I'm glad that when I was younger,
I didn't have to deal with that.
Speaker 4 (26:37):
It's a lot of work. It is a lot of work.
Speaker 5 (26:39):
That is the director in you too, and that's why
your film is so beautiful, and I can't wait to
see what you do next.
Speaker 4 (26:45):
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