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of the Dan Patrick Show. I was watching some baseball yesterday.
Garrett Cole was on the mount.
Speaker 3 (00:40):
Now.
Speaker 2 (00:40):
I fell in love with Garrett Cole when he pitched
for the Pirates because it was a guy who just
pounded the strike zone. He went after the hitters, and
then of course he got the big time money, and
then I kind of lost my luster for Garrett Cole.
He's still a great pitcher. He has one hundred and
fifty career wins. He shut out the Guardians, he allowed
just one hit, and he's now one of four active
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pitchers with one hundred and fifty career wins. Justin Verlander
has two sixty. Max Schurzer has two sixteen, Clayton Kershaw
has two twelve, and Garrett Cole has won fifty. If
you go back to nineteen eighty two, there were at
least twenty active pitchers who had at least one hundred
and fifty career wins. That's the most of any one
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season in Major League Baseball history.
Speaker 1 (01:29):
Whoo cow, stall of a day, stant of a day,
start of a day, stella a day.
Speaker 2 (01:38):
This is the start of the day. We're going to
have to revamp our thinking on what's a Hall of
Fame pitcher because you're not going to have these numbers.
The pitchers aren't going to be pitching deep enough. Verlander
and Schurzer, Kershaw, those are workhorses, and Garrett Cole certainly
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is that at one point fifty. I mean, you might
have that line of demarcation where you get to one
hundred and fifty wins. One hundred and seventy five might
get you into the Hall of Fame. Two hundred certainly,
Cy Young's are going to be more important, probably than
the number of wins that you have. But still you're
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pitching five to six, maybe seven innings. It's just it's different,
and I liken it to the running back, where the
running back has been diminished. Now we're going to look
at numbers and it's going to be more about what
you do with catches and like total yards that's going
to get you into the Hall of Fame, not just
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eight seven seven three DP show email address dpat Danpatrick
dot com. Aaron Judge did it again. He's got forty
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eight home runs. He's homered in three straight games, and
he's on a pace to hit sixty one home runs
this season. He's gotten to that point where we're kind
of taking for granted. And there's certain players, you know,
Patrick Mahomes, you take him for granted. Steph Curry, you
might take him for granted. Lebron you might take him
for granted. There's certain players they graduate to the you're
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kind of taking me for granted, because I look at
Patrick Mahomes the way I do Michael Jordan. Others may
have better years, but the most valuable player, that's the
category that they're in. There's very very few, you know,
players that elevate to that level where you just say
they may not have the best numbers, but they are
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the most valuable person. And you know, even Kansas City yesterday,
Tampa Bay roughed up Kansas City a couple of years ago.
Remember when the Chiefs offensive line was all banged up.
That was twenty twenty one. Well after that, they went
out and they got some linemen, former All Pro Joe Tooney,
and then they just re upped two time Pro Bowl
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center Creed Humphrey. Now it's not going to make any headlines.
I think he's signed a four year, seventy two million
dollar deal. You can guarantee Patrick Mahomes had a big
smile on his face when he realized that his center
is going to be there for the next four years.
That's the only way. I mean, you got to have
the trenches. You still do. You can talk about quarterbacks.
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Look at what Mahomes had to put up with with
that Tampa defense. In the Super Bowl, he had no
chance because that offensive line was not good. When the
offensive line is good, suddenly that quarterback can go from
good to great or great to a mortal. But if
you don't have it, I don't care who your quarterback is,
You're not going to win consistently. You got to have
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really good offensive lines and defensive lines as well. That's
why when I look at Caleb Williams, if that offensive
line is good this year, Caleb Williams and the Bears
are going to be really good offensively. If not, then
he's going to be running. You know, that's when injuries happen,
bad habits happen. But Patrick Mahomes getting your there's nothing
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better more confident, you know, confidence building. Then you go
to the line of scrimmage and you know that edge
rusher there, my guy's going to take care of him.
Or that nose tackle, my guy's going to take care
So now all you worry about is calling the play.
In Kansas City re upped their center Creed Humphrey, and
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nobody is probably talking about it. But you know, I
think that's that's the situation. Like justin Fields in Chicago
got into bad habits, ran for his life. The offensive
line wasn't good. And I think, and I've been accused
of this apparently in Pittsburgh, that I was making more
out of the quarterbacking situation that I thought that maybe
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there was some doubt. I thought Mike Tomlin was vague
about it. But Russell Wilson's going to be the starter.
Although in fair to the people in Pittsburgh who have
accused me of maybe gaslighting a story that's not there.
I said this how long ago I was told that
he will be the starter, and that Justin Fields it's
easier to have rough start and Justin Fields come in,
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not the other way around. And I don't know, I mean,
Justin Field's had this to say. I kind of feel
like he did everything he could to be the starter
in Pittsburgh.
Speaker 4 (06:26):
I think I've shown, you know what I can do.
I think, you know, the time that I did have
with the ones practice in training camp, I think that
went well. I think we grew a lot easter and
every day. But at the end of the day, like
I said, it's it's not up to me. So yeah,
I mean, I'm just gonna come in here every day
east and the same person being being a leader for
this team and work my boat off and everything else
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you can do.
Speaker 2 (06:50):
Okay, Like he's going to be okay in his career
when is he twenty five? I think he's going to
be okay, that he'll eventually get some chances there in
Pittsburgh and more stability there. You got a good offensive
coordinator and Arthur Smith. But yeah, I just thought Mike
was vague and I thought maybe this is open to
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interpretation for the final weekend, but apparently Russ will be
your starting quarterback in Pittsburgh. It's the last weekend of
preseason games. You got games coming up tonight, and the
entire weekend Colts Bears won their games, So the Bears
go undefeated and dominated the opposition. I don't know if
it means anything other than I always feel like having
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a win, like the morale boost that you can have
in a locker room for a team that is not
used to winning. And I know it's fleeting, it's short term,
but just that winning no matter what you're winning at
that attitude that you have, it's just a different feel.
And I know preseason shouldn't matter, but it would to me.
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If I'm a coach, I want to win. I just
that feeling. There's nothing like it. You want to win.
And for some of these teams, that's why I think
that the worst you are, the harder you try in preseason,
because you want to experience that feeling. Light weekend, Opening weekend.
It's week zero in college football, highlighted by Florida State,
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Georgia Tech, and Dublin. Sneaky story. I saw Pete Carroll
was in the news and I thought, oh, what's Pete
Carroll doing. They said he's going back to USC, and
I go, wait a minute here, It wasn't breaking news.
I guess he's going back to be a teacher at
USC an adjunct professor in the spring. Well, Mario is
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an adjunct professor, so it's not exactly a great title.
I don't know if it means anything, but Pete Carroll
is going to be an adjunct professor in the spring.
And Lincoln Riley, of course, was asked about the legendary
Pete Carroll coming back to USC.
Speaker 5 (09:00):
Coach has been great to me.
Speaker 6 (09:01):
We've had a chance to catch up pretty often, check
him with each other. He's been a great resource and
you know, a great person to be able to pick
his brain and he's been very good to me. So yeah, shoot,
I'm excited he's going to be here more and would
be crazy to not take advantage of having him around. So,
whether it's in an official role or not.
Speaker 2 (09:25):
Okay, what else could Lincoln Riley say?
Speaker 5 (09:28):
Oh my god?
Speaker 2 (09:29):
What's he doing?
Speaker 7 (09:30):
Back?
Speaker 2 (09:31):
Is his class going to be in USC football?
Speaker 3 (09:35):
Like?
Speaker 2 (09:37):
What is he teaching at USC?
Speaker 8 (09:39):
Yeah?
Speaker 9 (09:40):
Pauling the history of winning USC football is the title.
I'm just kidding the title of his class. I don't
if I'm like a Riley, I don't want him anywhere
near things. It's like the guy who won a lot
even though it didn't end great, he still won a lot.
They were super super relevant when he was there.
Speaker 2 (09:57):
Yeah, I don't know if I would want that. You know,
he's always there, like the is the best coach on campus,
the one who's not coaching on campus. Just the fact
that he's there.
Speaker 5 (10:09):
You know.
Speaker 2 (10:09):
It's when you hire like an assistant coach and then
you're like, uh, that guy's right there waiting for something
to happen and normally does. But Pete Carroll, Adjunct Professor
at USC, all right, we have a quiz most wins
by a rookie quarterback. Because everybody's looking at Caleb Williams
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this year and thinking, all right, bears, maybe they put
up ten wins, the most wins by a rookie quarterback
in one season in the history of the NFL. PAULI.
Speaker 9 (10:43):
This is games they started as a rookie and they
got credit for the win. For example, Robert Griffin Junior
the third had nine wins as a rookie. He's not
even in the top ten, but there's an example of
a quarterback. Or c. J. Stroud had nine wins as
a rookie, and we thought that was was going to
be My guess. Okay, there's a high for the most
wins by a rookie quarterback. And thirteen wins these two
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gentlemen had. And the hint is one active, one not.
Speaker 2 (11:10):
Active, one active one not active, Marvin, I'm gonna start
with you, Ben Roethlisberger.
Speaker 9 (11:19):
Ben Roethlisberger is correct. Thirteen wins as a rookie. Could
you seventeen touchdowns eleven picks? Not great stats, but efficient stats.
Speaker 2 (11:29):
Now, Dak Prescott wasn't a rookie when he took over
for Tony Romo, or was.
Speaker 9 (11:35):
He with your gut.
Speaker 2 (11:41):
I'm gonna say, Dak Prescott.
Speaker 9 (11:44):
That'd be correct. Thirteen wins.
Speaker 2 (11:47):
Marvin give you that answer. Yeah, I guess, Yeah, let
me guess. Marvin gave you that answer.
Speaker 9 (11:57):
I got a couple more for you. Here are some
other guys that are top and all time. Andrew Andrew
Luck eleven wins as a rookie, Russ Wilson Dangerous Wilson
eleven wins. Joe Flacco eleven wins as a rookie. Here's
an old school one for Rams fans out there, Dieter Brock,
even though he was a little older, from the CFL.
Speaker 2 (12:16):
Here number five correct, number five.
Speaker 9 (12:19):
From the CFL to the La Rams eighty five. Okay,
And one more fun one for the Cowboys fans Danny
White as a rookie in seventy six eleven wins.
Speaker 2 (12:28):
You go to Arizona State, Dan quarterback slash punter. Yes,
Arizona State. Yeah, yeah, all right, that's it is CD
Lamb gonna sign like Tuesday and then pull his hamstring
like two days later. That well, no, that's what happens
when you have these holdouts. Then all of a sudden
they come back and everything's great. And oh, by the way,
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when and I said this from the beginning, I thought
Brandon Ayuk would end up with the Commanders. Now they
the Commanders just trade Johan Dodson wide receiver to the Eagles.
Here we are late August and you're trading one of
your receivers. I'm still going to be in the the
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Commanders are going to get Brandon Nyuk. I guess he's
still on the market. I don't know. Doesn't feel like
there's any progress. But maybe maybe Brandon Ayuk will be
a commander here or maybe it means nothing. I don't know.
I don't want to be accused of, you know, trying
to create something here. But the Eagles picking up Johan
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Donson and you're really asking him to do what? Hey,
once you get forty five or fifty catches, does anybody
have a deeper receiving cores than the Eagles? Because they've
got what three wide receivers? Your tight end Saquon Barkley,
So the passing numbers for Jalen Hurts should be pretty impressive.
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But yeah, Johan Dotson, and I don't know much about him.
Speaker 9 (13:58):
Yeah, Paul Dan, by the way, I gotta crrect you
on something you can't say the best receiving corps or
the best receiving unit. The new phrase the past year
is the best receiving room. Oh, he'll really help fill
out the wide receiver room or the running back room.
That's the catchphrase. Every year there's a new catchphrase, high
motor to a man, some of the greats. Starting last year,
it's the quarterback room, not the quarterback position or the
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depth chart at quarterback. It's like, wow, they really added
blank blank to help their wide receiver room. It's the room.
That's the phrase. All the analysts say.
Speaker 2 (14:31):
I didn't get the memo.
Speaker 9 (14:33):
Everyone else did.
Speaker 2 (14:35):
Yeah. Remember Mike mayonk would always have like two or
three to start every season. Yeah. The one that stood
out was when he when he was saying waste bender
and I'm like, wait, what does that mean? Offensive lineman
oily hips twitch twitch yeah yeah twitchy yeah, thinking why
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why do they need to have their language. It's like
lawyers get together and they all they'll use their language here,
but their job is not to dumb it down for
us to understand their language. An analyst, he's supposed to
dumb it down so we know exactly what you're talking about. Yes, Tom,
I just googled oily hips and I got a blue screen,
So I don't know if I got to bring my computer,
and I don't know what's going on yet, but I
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know nothing's working right now. Yeah, Mercedes to the main stage.
Mercedes to the main stage. Yes, seton.
Speaker 3 (15:31):
How else do you make football sound like it's the
sports equivalent of aviation without using all of this crazy terminology?
You know, it's like sending.
Speaker 2 (15:40):
Rocket to the main gap in the in the B
gap and all of that, and you know, putting your
fingers in the dirt and.
Speaker 9 (15:47):
Free technique, four technique, six technique.
Speaker 2 (15:50):
Three technique. Yeah, now baseball is a five tool player.
Does football have a five technique player? Oh? I'm not sure.
Speaker 9 (16:00):
Well, every year there's a new phrase. Dan, if you
go back almost a decade, high Motor took over four
years ago. Is set the edge. You had to set
the edge like Warick's got to set the edge. Whatever
the defensive end is. And now then just became the
position became edge off that it's not defensive end or
pass rusher. You're just an edge to a man was
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twenty nineteen. To a man, he's just a great quarterback.
He really spins it twenty seventeen. Dang, so what's the
one this year? It's the it's the receiving room. Yeah,
you can't say, like a man, the forty nine ers
have a great receiving core. Like man, the forty nine
ers have a great wide receiver room. And you know
what if that room will take a hit if they
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lose Ayuk, Okay.
Speaker 2 (16:45):
You got to get out of the room though, to play.
That's right, that's the that's this strange thing. Ceedee Lamb
is in the receiving room right now for the Cowboys.
He's just not playing for the Cowboys. Who gets happy
first or ceed Lamb? Which which one gets resolved first?
Because I don't know Jerry Jones. I just think he
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likes that you talk about his team. I don't know
how important this is for ceed Lamb to be back
in there. Nine ers feel like it's a little different
with Brandon Ayuk. Yes, yes, Marvin, I'm gonna use last
year's phrase. You mean the bag. Who's gonna get the
bag for?
Speaker 10 (17:24):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (17:25):
Oh my bad, my bad? The bag? Okay, which one
gets the bag first?
Speaker 8 (17:31):
I think Lamb.
Speaker 2 (17:32):
I'm gonna go, Yeah, I'm gonna go, Ceed Lamb. He's
gonna get the bag. Yes, Tom, I think.
Speaker 4 (17:37):
John Lynch is gonna get Ayuk the bag before Jerry
Jones is willing to give it.
Speaker 5 (17:40):
Steed.
Speaker 2 (17:41):
Okay, all right, all right, part of the Fage Bag
to the phase. All right, let me take a break.
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Speaker 2 (18:41):
I don't know what it says about me. But when
I realized that there was going to be a movie
about John Madden and it's supposed to be about Madden
NFL football, and I guess the making of that, I
thought about Frank Helliendo, who does John Madden impersonation all
the time. And then I realized that I think Will
Ferrell was up for the job, but Nick Cage got
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the job. He's going to be John Madden in the movie.
So I thought Fritzy reached out to Frank Kelly Endo
because I wondered, does Frank do a Nick Cage impersonation
of John Madden. I mean, let's hop the ante here
a little bit. But by the way, go to Frank
on stage dot com learn more about where you can
see Frank. He'll be Davenport, Iowa, Milwaukee, Wisconsin coming up
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in September's We Make Way for the Great Comedian Frank
Kelly Endo. Frank, good morning, how are you.
Speaker 5 (19:31):
I'm doing well. It has been a while and I'm
really looking forward to it.
Speaker 2 (19:36):
Okay, so do you do a Nicholas Cage doing John Madden.
Speaker 5 (19:41):
I heard you talking about it yesterday.
Speaker 11 (19:43):
I tried it a little bit because I did a
like a social media post of all the other actors
I think would be better than me playing John Madden.
So the Nicholas Cage, I believe, would start a little
lower and get in here. Hey, folks, John Madden here,
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and this guy's going over here.
Speaker 5 (20:06):
That guy's going over there. And what's this guy doing, Pat.
Speaker 11 (20:10):
He's stealing the Declaration of Independence?
Speaker 5 (20:14):
Here we are.
Speaker 11 (20:15):
Boom, there'd be a lot right boom.
Speaker 1 (20:19):
Oh wow.
Speaker 8 (20:21):
I'm I'm finding things from old Batman episodes that are
working their way.
Speaker 2 (20:27):
In good enough for those who are listening on radio.
I wish you could see right with the face. Facial
expressions are awesome there. I mean, my Nicholas Cage impersonation
was with Pig and it would be I want my Pig,
and then that's it. That's as far as I go.
Speaker 11 (20:47):
I go more for finding it's actually getting better because
I'm doing it with you. For some reason, I think
it's upping the stakes, like when you're playing in a
game and guys get players get better as they're playing
in the game because the stakes are higher. But I
want to play with a tweet I put out yesterday
after Fritzie said who was on the show, is like.
Speaker 5 (21:06):
Let's play a rhyme time. That's what I want to do.
Here we go.
Speaker 2 (21:11):
Wait, do you have a Nicholas Cage rhyme time?
Speaker 8 (21:15):
I'm working on it, dude. So okay, here, I'm here's
what we're going to do.
Speaker 5 (21:20):
Two words. I'll give you two words and you try
to figure out. Okay, run two other words.
Speaker 8 (21:30):
Okay, I'm going to over explain it the same way
Fritzie would for two and a half minutes.
Speaker 12 (21:35):
Let's just try just trying to get the the back
row laughing. That's all I'm trying to do here. By
the way, never been on the show with Marvin. Marvin
doing a tremendous job. But first, okay, so I should
have thought of two rhyming words. Didn't plan Okay, Nicholas.
Speaker 8 (21:58):
Uh extended, Nicholas extended.
Speaker 5 (22:08):
Anyone you want to go.
Speaker 2 (22:14):
We're trying to think what ris with the cage that
would be extended.
Speaker 5 (22:17):
I'll give it to you.
Speaker 8 (22:18):
It's gonna take forever cage range.
Speaker 11 (22:27):
That's that's the typical Fritzy doesn't even really.
Speaker 2 (22:32):
It's supposed to be bad, Frank, so I tried to
go one extra layer of amazing. Could you do an
impression of Madden? That would fool Like let's say the
movie people wanted you to come in and do some lines,
not over the top, but just do John Madden movie.
Speaker 11 (22:52):
I mean, they always start with more of a caricature
that you know, got into that, like it gets fun.
Speaker 5 (22:58):
It starts out kind of boring.
Speaker 13 (23:01):
But the Madden thing, you know, you try to say
the things the way he would say, and those, I mean,
those are the kinds of things that it ends up being.
Speaker 5 (23:13):
And then you would get like that.
Speaker 11 (23:15):
Once in a while, I actually had to do I
did a commercial where I was supposed to sing as
John Madden. John Madden didn't want to sing, I guess
in the commercial and I'm still doing cage and I'm
not even trying. So it was a Christmas song and
I had to sing it, and they're like, we want
you to come in an audition. I'm like, find somebody
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else if they're gonna make me audition for this. I
ended up making them pay me a thousand dollars or
something like that. This is like twenty years ago, and
it was Madden singing chess nuts roasting.
Speaker 13 (23:48):
I'm in open fire, Jack Frost nipping at your nose.
Speaker 11 (23:53):
And they're like, that's incredible. I'm like, he's never gonna
let you use it. Don't worry. That's what I'm making
you pay for it. And it turned out that they
didn't use it in the commercier.
Speaker 5 (24:03):
It's like chestnuts roasting on an open fire.
Speaker 11 (24:06):
I was like, see, so that's why I was one
of those. Normally I wouldn't be that much of a
jerk about it, but I was like, there's no way
they're gonna use it. And I finally I probably told
you the story. I finally met Madden at the Super
Bowl in Dallas and made his grandkids laugh and it
kind of changed it.
Speaker 5 (24:21):
So that was pretty cool.
Speaker 2 (24:24):
Okay, give me the other people that you were doing.
Who could have been found John? I found some people.
Speaker 11 (24:31):
John c Riley was probably one of the best I
thought would have been there.
Speaker 5 (24:36):
Did you touch my traducket?
Speaker 11 (24:39):
Did you touch my traducant?
Speaker 5 (24:41):
I know you touched my drumstick because it's a fighting
nod of it. That one was a good one.
Speaker 11 (24:46):
I did like a Leonardo DiCaprio, Wolf of Wall Street.
Speaker 14 (24:50):
You know, five years ago, when I first started using
the telestraet, I had no idea it was going to
take off the way it did.
Speaker 5 (24:58):
I did a trying to think who else was in there.
Speaker 11 (25:02):
There was a Morgan Moran would be a Pat better
Pat sum roll though right to the I was going
to do some roll.
Speaker 15 (25:10):
So through the twenty through the twenty five, there's a
flag on the play if the quarterback, if he throws
the ball and the receiver catches it in the end zone.
Speaker 5 (25:21):
Truth of the matter it is, that's a touchdown. So
I don't know there was somebody saw like a Jeff Goldbloom.
Speaker 2 (25:32):
Bobby thought about it. Go ahead, wait a minute before
you get to that. Have you thought about doing like
an alternate broadcast?
Speaker 5 (25:41):
People have brought it up to me.
Speaker 11 (25:42):
I think it would be I think it would be
fun to get a real football.
Speaker 5 (25:45):
Mind and doing that. You know.
Speaker 11 (25:49):
One of the reasons I started listening to you guys
more is you guys were somebody had brought up I
wasn't he was seating, but everybody's kind of doing it.
Seatan was doing the romo and you guys were having
a discussion and somebody's like and don't listen to this
whole thing before you think of a jerk. And so
he's like, they're doing your they're doing your Tony Romo bit,
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and I'm like, well, it's an observation. It's very similar.
It's just parallel thinking. But it was that whole bit
about how he doesn't know the place he went from.
My joke is he went from Noster Damas to knows
nothing about football anymore. And and my joke with Romo
is basically he's like revving up a car.
Speaker 5 (26:30):
When he starts, that's how I get into it's like.
Speaker 12 (26:32):
Oh, Jim, Jim, Jim, Jim, Jim, and he can he
can never think of a reference.
Speaker 11 (26:43):
He'll start. This happens to me all the time. So
he starts a reference and then he gets offt like Jim,
that's like a car that he'll be like, Jim, that's
that's like going zero to sixty in a.
Speaker 5 (26:56):
Car that goes really really fast, like he could.
Speaker 11 (26:59):
He doesn't get at the name of the car. Sometimes
he's smiling. You can see Romo smiling, Oh him, this
is really really great. What's you gonna do here, though, Jim.
And that's where it kind of crossed over with what
you guys were talking about.
Speaker 5 (27:14):
Nance called me.
Speaker 11 (27:15):
I had the greatest voicemail on the world with Nance
calling me, because I guess they do that on the set.
They've done it in games and where they just go
here we go Jim, and then Nance goes Tony.
Speaker 5 (27:28):
So but Nance left me a message, He just go Frankie.
Speaker 11 (27:31):
And I wish that the message was Hello Frank, Jim
nantz Like if I'd have gotten a Hello Frank at
the beginning of that.
Speaker 8 (27:40):
Oh Jim, that would have been the best.
Speaker 2 (27:44):
Okay, just to let the audience know, this is we
weren't ripping you off if anything, hopeful.
Speaker 5 (27:49):
Actually not, no, no, you hadn't heard it.
Speaker 11 (27:51):
No, no, I no, I thought I no way on
earth that you'd have seen me do it because it
wasn't even on TV or anything like that. It's just
it was one of those situations where a total parallel thinking.
And uh, here's the thing.
Speaker 5 (28:07):
Here's a fun thing.
Speaker 11 (28:08):
Is like you ever meet people that think kind of
like you have a friend in town in Arizona, John Holmberg.
Speaker 5 (28:13):
He and I think very similarly. And it's why I
can write with him sometimes.
Speaker 11 (28:18):
Seaton sees a lot of things similar the way I do,
and I'm like, oh my gosh, that's that's how I
hit how I attack that too.
Speaker 5 (28:26):
And I'm like.
Speaker 11 (28:27):
Sometimes I get mad at him, but it's got nothing
to do. I'm like, oh, he's already done that, so
it's like, ah, what a I gonna do? So it's
actually it's actually it's actually a great compliment to set
or he thinks I'm an idiot and it's like, oh no,
I'm already there.
Speaker 3 (28:42):
It's one of my to have that bit be so
good that people think I stole it from you as
one of my greatest career accomplishments.
Speaker 1 (28:50):
To me, that's like the best thing.
Speaker 3 (28:51):
You basically gave me a dozen roses right there, or
like I want to hug you, thank you.
Speaker 5 (28:56):
Yeah, No, it's.
Speaker 11 (28:57):
It's absolutely Uh. I don't want people I think that
that's completely innocent because people it happens all the time.
It used to be when you had a bit nobody
everything wasn't global like this. The Dan Patrick Show goes
out everywhere and on social media. Now everybody always had
this stuff. People were always doing the same types of
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things all over, but now you just have the ability
to see it. And I really enjoy the show. And
I was at the I was at the Man Cave,
the New Man. I wasn't one of the first people
there at the is that?
Speaker 5 (29:32):
And is my star still there? Do I still have
the star? A star on the walk? Okay? I just
didn't know. It's been a while since I've been. I
didn't know.
Speaker 11 (29:40):
I don't know if it was a peel and stick
like it. I just it was there one day and like, okay,
because I remember Reggie Miller coming out. Reggie Miller came
out of the dressing room and I was like, you know, Reggie,
I never really liked you as I was honest. I
was like, I never really liked you as a player,
but meeting you, you were the greatest guy in the world.
Speaker 5 (30:00):
It's so cool.
Speaker 2 (30:03):
All right. So, Paulie, you play the role of Jim
Nance and then Seaton plays Tony Romo.
Speaker 9 (30:09):
Okay, here we go, cowboys at the forty five of
Dalla Dallas. What do they do here?
Speaker 2 (30:13):
Tony?
Speaker 11 (30:14):
I don't know.
Speaker 10 (30:14):
Jim, what do you think of this?
Speaker 9 (30:15):
Did they run it today?
Speaker 2 (30:16):
Passed? What would you do?
Speaker 9 (30:19):
Keep an eye on that.
Speaker 8 (30:22):
Your gym?
Speaker 5 (30:22):
This looks really exciting.
Speaker 11 (30:23):
It looks like one of the best places they've ever
put together.
Speaker 5 (30:25):
What's gonna happen here?
Speaker 2 (30:28):
It's kind of what you're here for.
Speaker 11 (30:33):
But they get they really do get along, right.
Speaker 5 (30:37):
I mean people we always think.
Speaker 11 (30:39):
I think Tony, Tony does some of those inside jokes
where he'll he doesn't always explain it to the audience.
Speaker 5 (30:45):
And I don't know Tony.
Speaker 11 (30:45):
I was just talking to Nance for like an hour.
I met Tony in passing. But I enjoy these guys.
I mean, that's to me. It's always finding the fun
of somebody. And that's what makes it great when you
go when you try and do an impression of somebody
in your being. Mean, I don't find it fun. It
can be interesting, but I like to find the silliness.
Speaker 5 (31:04):
And I'll give props to two.
Speaker 11 (31:09):
And I've texted I've texted Fritzy about this before.
Speaker 5 (31:13):
His Uh who's the basketball? I can't even think of
the basketball now, sir.
Speaker 11 (31:17):
That's uh Kevin Harlan. Ken that when you did Kevin
Harland for Kevin Harlan, I mean, that's that stuff is
so much fun. Look, can you do a little Kevin
Ireland three run?
Speaker 1 (31:34):
But Jazz want to talk about it?
Speaker 9 (31:36):
This is the NBA on T N T.
Speaker 5 (31:38):
And he always goes the NBA.
Speaker 11 (31:41):
On T N T, which is what you do when
you can only say certain things and you know what's
going to tie it in at the end that this
the N T N T.
Speaker 5 (31:51):
Mine always goes to Marv Albert. It turns into this
from Downtown. Yes, so I always get lost in there.
Speaker 11 (31:59):
I did a thing where when you when you don't
master one for me personally, these voices meld a lot
of the time. So two of them. I did this
as a post before on like Instagram. So but Kermit
the Frog, Hey, hold Krimit de frog here. That's a
voice that uses this nasal kind of thing. And then
fozzy bears like Waka walk a walk up that type
of deal. And if you find those in there, if
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you take Kermit the Frog and bring it down a little,
becomes John c Riley, did you touch my drum?
Speaker 5 (32:27):
Set? That right there? And if you add some Eric
becomes Mark Ruffalow. I see this as an absolute win.
Speaker 14 (32:33):
And if you bring it way down, it becomes Paul
jim I I believe is that that's rombo bet. It's
probably one of the best bets I've ever heard in
my entire life. And I'm talking about the seatan version
and with Paulie not Kelly and.
Speaker 2 (32:53):
Pause insight into the craft right there.
Speaker 5 (32:57):
Well, there's always that and I touched ye.
Speaker 11 (33:00):
I don't get political at all, really, I mean I
talked about people in politics and I know, but I
taught Shack to do Trump one time, and that might
have been the funniest Shack doing Trump, which is kind
of like you know, Cage doing Madden, but just shreck on.
Speaker 5 (33:15):
That's very very that's trendous, very very good.
Speaker 8 (33:19):
Quite frankly the number one reason I've ever done Shack.
Speaker 5 (33:22):
John Like, can I tell you about that? He's like, sure,
it'll be true.
Speaker 2 (33:30):
Let us know when you're on the East coast again.
We'd love to have you stop by.
Speaker 11 (33:33):
I love to command and I fake some fake my
retirement like Barkley.
Speaker 5 (33:38):
Dan, I'm done. I'm done, Dan, I'm never coming back.
You can't talk me into it. Dan. I'm doing a
bunch of stuff with TNT next year. It's so awesome.
It's great to talk to you guys.
Speaker 2 (33:54):
Thank you, buddy, Frank, Kelly Endo, Frank Keledendo Frank on
stage dot com learn more about where he will be
performing get tickets including Davenport, Isowa, and Milwaukee, Wisconsin in September.
That's great. Just when he starts, I mean, like a
throwaway Mark Ruffalo line in there, and I'm like, wow, yeah,
see I do.
Speaker 3 (34:14):
I love listening to him talk about the uh like
the that's just the subtle differences between like, well, this
one's a little nasily, but then when.
Speaker 2 (34:23):
You bring it down here, it's kind of this and.
Speaker 3 (34:25):
If you close your eyes, it's like the like the
picture shifts right in front of you and you're like, oh.
Speaker 2 (34:31):
My gosh, I can totally hear.
Speaker 3 (34:33):
How the hell do you do an impression of John
c Riley And if you close your eyes, it sounds
exactly like him.
Speaker 2 (34:40):
Yeah, step brothers, Yes, Paul.
Speaker 9 (34:41):
And the fascinating thing because you can't see it on radio,
his mannerisms, you could almost tell who he's doing without
the sound. He does like the big eye blinking of
John c Riley and you're like, oh my gosh, he's
even the faces there. It's like part of his bit.
Speaker 2 (34:55):
All right, we'll take a break. We'll get to your
phone calls coming up. Eight seven seven three. We're back
after this.
Speaker 1 (35:02):
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in Florida. Hi, Dave, what's on your mind today?
Speaker 5 (36:32):
Good?
Speaker 7 (36:32):
Good morning, Dan and the fellas there again. I want
to echo the sentiments of the caller from a little
while ago about you guys keeping the show moving with
just things that are interesting. And anyway, I have a
trivia question for the room, if you'll allow me. I'm
heading to a college football game here in a few
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weeks as a visiting fan and doing a little bit
of investigation of where I'm heading. My question for the
group is, what is the only ACC university that does
not sell alcohol at their football stadium?
Speaker 2 (37:14):
The only ACC school that doesn't sell alcohol at their
football stadium? Ali, would you like to guess?
Speaker 9 (37:23):
I'm going to guess Clemson.
Speaker 2 (37:26):
Okay, that was going to be my guess. Okay, all right,
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Speaker 7 (38:01):
Hi, how are you?
Speaker 16 (38:02):
Hi?
Speaker 2 (38:03):
Great?
Speaker 17 (38:04):
I'm yeah, I'm not in Alabama yet, I'm about six
hours away. I'm actually from Missouri and I'm calling in
because we're listening on our way and you are talking
a lot about Week zero and you're forgetting about the
best game, which is on six o'clock Saturday night. It's
ESPN's game nationally televised, and it is the Crampton Bowl
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coming out of Montgomery, Alabama, and it is the CEMO
RedHawks out of Cape Doronando, Missouri.
Speaker 7 (38:34):
Go RedHawks.
Speaker 17 (38:35):
We're Semo parents and they are playing North Alabama. And
that is the Week zero game and is the SPS
kickoff game, and it is SCN game on tep.
Speaker 2 (38:47):
Okay, well, thank you for that heads up there. I
think she stole Paulis Thunder. You were going to do
a deep dive on that. No need to do that now.
Speaker 9 (38:55):
Yeah, I'm kind of the f ONEAA guy here. I
had a whole breakdown of North Alabama North not Northern
Alabama against Simo. But yeah, we'll do that next year.
Speaker 2 (39:05):
Yeah, seton.
Speaker 3 (39:06):
It's a real battle of directionals there, Southeast Missouri State. Uh,
where are we going in the North Alabama?
Speaker 2 (39:13):
The red Hawks? I like the red Hawks. I think
on the road. Okay, why not? Oh you do? Okay?
The red Hawks in the points. I don't know if
we discussed that on the Gambling Podcast yesterday with Shan
Irving and Dylan the graphics gy. Yes. Paul.
Speaker 9 (39:27):
By the way, remember a couple of days ago we
were trying to find out about the Delaware State football
team that was traveling to Hawaii.
Speaker 2 (39:32):
Did they make it to Hawaiian First of all.
Speaker 9 (39:34):
We have not found out yet, and we've really been trying,
and we sent four different emails to four different people
at Delaware State. None returned. The line of that game
started at twenty eight and a half, it is, now
why is given forty and a half to Delaware State?
Speaker 2 (39:51):
What might even be more? If Delaware State doesn't show up?
Speaker 9 (39:54):
Right?
Speaker 2 (39:54):
Just throwing that out there, We're gonna check it in.
Could you win a bed. Yes, yeah, yeah, forty and
a half. Delaware State had some traveled issues there. Chris
in Rhode Island, Good morning, Chris. How can I help you?
Speaker 1 (40:08):
Hey?
Speaker 2 (40:09):
Dan? Good morning, good morning.
Speaker 16 (40:13):
Hey. First of all, I'm thrilled that you're committing to
Maine a lot more full time.
Speaker 2 (40:20):
It seems huh not full time, not full time.
Speaker 16 (40:26):
I think you should. I think, honestly, I think everybody
supports your transition to being a full time manor.
Speaker 2 (40:33):
You fit in.
Speaker 16 (40:34):
You got the flannel and the chopping of the wood,
you got the whole thing. One concern I have, Dan,
and it's just a word of advice, because we know
maners are strange. That's why you belong there. But Dan,
you got to put a moose flag on the trigger,
not a Kubano sandwhich you're welcome.
Speaker 2 (40:54):
Well, okay, thank you. Well it's it's national Cuban sandwich,
and that's why we have it on the trigger. Yes, Pauline,
I got it.
Speaker 9 (41:02):
Just got an update on Delaware State football and everyone's
been wanting. They're in Hawaii. They made it. They flew wednesday.
They had to take three separate flights. Yeah, let's go.
Speaker 2 (41:12):
All right, all right? I got I'm taking Delaware State
straight up against the Bows. Joey Vado now a former
baseball player, great friend of the show. He'll talk to
us coming up here. Final hour on this Meet Friday,