July 29, 2025 • 42 mins
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
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Speaker 2 (00:05):
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six eastern, three Pacific only on Peacock Poll. Question Seaton
for the first hour, and what are we gonna go
(00:45):
with an hour two?
Speaker 3 (00:47):
Well, we had two up there for the first hour
that we haven't really gotten to all right, who would
win in a five k races? Ion Williamson or Rob
Our Video Editor? Right now, rob Our Video Editor is
winning a.
Speaker 2 (00:57):
Sixty that vote. Iagine if somebody brings this up to
Zion Williamson. Just his reaction, Hion Rob from The Dan
Patrick Show said that he could beat you in a
five k your thoughts, yes, Pauling.
Speaker 4 (01:12):
What if it went the opposite and Zion opening camp
with I just want to make a statement here about
the situation.
Speaker 3 (01:18):
Might as well address the elephant in the room here.
Speaker 2 (01:20):
Yes, Rob from the Dan Patrick Show, he posted his
time for a five k, and my goal this season
is not to make the playoffs or of the All
Star Game, It's to beat Rob's five k.
Speaker 5 (01:33):
Ton.
Speaker 6 (01:33):
I don't know why he picked on Zion, Yes, marm
I know.
Speaker 7 (01:39):
I think Zion was on his fantasy basketball team. That's
what it stems down to.
Speaker 6 (01:45):
Wow.
Speaker 8 (01:45):
Look, I'd bet my yearly salary on Zion.
Speaker 2 (01:49):
In a five kily what about one hundred meter dash
your salary?
Speaker 6 (01:55):
Wow?
Speaker 2 (01:56):
Okay, I don't think this is going to happen. I
can't even get Rob, one of the back room guys,
to race the other people in the building and the
winner gets five hundred dollars the fastest person in the building.
I'm putting up five hundred dollars, and he says that
he's not going to run in that race, even though
I came up with the idea of giving five hundred
(02:17):
dollars to the winner. Because of Rob, I'm thinking, if
you can beat Zion, you're the fastest guy. Although Anthony,
who's the youngest in the building, and Ray, those are
probably the two guys to beat. But five hundred dollars
it's still there. But I need everybody in the building.
I need Tyler, I need the big German. I need everybody,
(02:40):
everybody to put on their shoes and get ready to
go race one hundred meters.
Speaker 6 (02:45):
Yes, Marvin, Oh you want everyone to race?
Speaker 8 (02:47):
Yes, so everyone in the building.
Speaker 6 (02:48):
Everyone in the building.
Speaker 2 (02:50):
If you're going to be the fastest in the building,
you have to race against everybody in the building.
Speaker 3 (02:55):
Oh we're going to get.
Speaker 6 (02:56):
Three heats of four.
Speaker 3 (02:56):
If everybody doesn't race.
Speaker 2 (02:58):
We can't do it. That's why I'm saying, yes, so
big German, he's going to have to run. Everybody's gonna
have to run.
Speaker 6 (03:06):
I'm not No, I can't.
Speaker 3 (03:11):
You're not going to be the fourth.
Speaker 6 (03:12):
Can't.
Speaker 3 (03:13):
You didn't get a buy and then it could be
the three winners, and then.
Speaker 6 (03:16):
You I got a replacement knee.
Speaker 2 (03:19):
Has anybody had any surgeries on their legs And the
answer is no. I've had surgery for everybody in me.
But I'm still walk and move around a little bit here.
But yeah, I've had weight surgeries and a replacement knee.
(03:39):
The last thing I want is I go down and
then all of a sudden they say, oh, you need
a new replacement knee. Like it's hey, But I won't
get the five hundred dollars. I'm not eligible for the
five hundred dollars. I'm there to just show support with
team building and content.
Speaker 6 (03:57):
That's what this is about.
Speaker 7 (03:58):
Yes, Marman with VP, stop acting like your lieutenant Dan
from Forrest Go this had a replacement me, come on
out there, join us.
Speaker 3 (04:06):
No, technically, your replacement is probably in better shape than
all of our knees, our original knees.
Speaker 6 (04:12):
Maybe maybe, But Todd, will you run?
Speaker 9 (04:17):
I think there would probably be a very bad idea
not to mention the fact that I have no chance
of winning. And if I injure easily at whipple ball
and pickleball.
Speaker 2 (04:24):
Why would there you know when you have no chance
of winning when you don't run.
Speaker 9 (04:30):
I'm very convinced, based on sausage race and quanterfastiitis and
elbows and everything else, that's probably something I should narrate
the best.
Speaker 3 (04:38):
Okay, yes, what if the rule is everybody has to participate.
Your level of effort is up to you.
Speaker 6 (04:48):
Okay.
Speaker 3 (04:49):
So if Todd wants to be in, he's free to
walk the three point one miles.
Speaker 6 (04:53):
Oh no, we're not doing five k oh or not?
I don't think.
Speaker 3 (04:57):
Oh I thought the challenge was a five k. No,
it was one hundred yard dash. I can't, I can't
hundred yards. Yes, it's one hundred meters, one hundred meters.
It's the difference between a meter in the yard. Oh no,
look at us five.
Speaker 6 (05:10):
Yeah, Todd should know.
Speaker 3 (05:13):
If you know what I mean.
Speaker 6 (05:14):
It's a bit a while.
Speaker 10 (05:15):
So I did those arek a myth?
Speaker 9 (05:17):
Metrics algebra was my thing, Okay, it was I could
prove o geometry.
Speaker 10 (05:23):
I could prove two triangles congruent.
Speaker 2 (05:26):
They're basically the same thing. The Iauceles triangle always gave
me trouble.
Speaker 9 (05:30):
And you got the the transversal and the parallel lines
and opposite angles.
Speaker 2 (05:34):
Angles, tagrine theorem, those things always, they always trip me up.
Speaker 8 (05:38):
Not a great time, No, it's terrible acute at.
Speaker 10 (05:42):
Two angles and supplementary and complementary.
Speaker 4 (05:44):
Yes, Paul, A meter is slightly longer than a yard,
about nine percent longer.
Speaker 6 (05:49):
Okay, I still don't know what that means.
Speaker 4 (05:52):
No, I try to help.
Speaker 6 (05:53):
Okay, So each meter, so then it's ninety so.
Speaker 4 (05:57):
One hundred yard dash would be a little shorter in
one hundred meter dash, yes, which we should sign up
for one hundred yards.
Speaker 2 (06:03):
What is the difference between one hundred yards and one
hundred meters? Like, what's the distance about?
Speaker 3 (06:12):
It's about ten yards. It's almost about.
Speaker 6 (06:14):
Nine meters more.
Speaker 3 (06:15):
Okay, ten meters, ten yards, I mean whatever.
Speaker 2 (06:20):
Okay, So Deon Sanders is going to coach. He talked
about his cancer diagnosis and sounded confident that he was
going to coach and had this to say, I always.
Speaker 11 (06:34):
Knew I was going to coach again. I never didn't
realize I was going to coach again. I was always
going to coach. It was never in my spirit, in
my heart that God wouldn't allow me to coach again.
Ess never thought like that.
Speaker 2 (06:48):
Okay, bladder cancer. And he was very forthcoming and as
he said at the very end, get tested. Yeah, I've
said this before. Colon oud do not wait till you're fifty.
Do not they tell you to wait, or when you
get to fifty, do not wait. You should be doing colonoscopes.
(07:09):
When you're in your thirties. There's there's just no reason
where you go. You know, I'm supposed to wait till
I'm fifty. Don't wait till your fifty do it?
Speaker 6 (07:17):
Do it?
Speaker 2 (07:18):
You know, when you turn thirty, when you turn thirty five,
when you do you know, every five years if you
want to, But don't wait until you're fifty.
Speaker 6 (07:27):
Yes, done, and.
Speaker 9 (07:28):
It should be said then you we both know. It's
nothing to be afraid of. It's not painful. They put
you out. The drinking of the gunk that makes you
run to the bathom's not a great time, but it
is essential. And I just wanted to echo those sentiments
and it's not something to be scared of, really.
Speaker 2 (07:42):
And they made it easier, you know, as far as
what you ingest the liquid. It's not what it used
to be, thankfully, but do it. And it just got
to take a day, that's it. But it's obviously well
worth it. Yeah, yeah, I just had one not too
(08:02):
long ago.
Speaker 3 (08:02):
Yeah, sometime in the last like I don't know, three months,
six wants something like that, and no big deal.
Speaker 2 (08:07):
Yep, gotta do it, yeah, gotta do it, all right,
So let me see Courtland Sutton Broncos locked him up.
I'm not sure if you're familiar with Bernhard Rieman. He
he just signed a four year deal for one hundred
million dollars. He is the left tackle for the Indianapolis Colts. Okay,
(08:34):
I'm gonna guess he's pretty good. Twenty seven years of
age and four years, one hundred million dollars. So you're
starting to see some of these players being brought in.
Maybe Trey Hendrickson, that's gonna happen. Rashaun Slater got paid
to the Chargers offensive lineman. Man be a tackle when
(08:57):
you grow up, well, you got to be the side
used to be a tackle that they get paid, especially
a left tackle. But Slater got paid by the Chargers. Here,
but Terry McLaurin still on the outside and Trey Hendrickson
as well. Did we come up with a pole question
for hour two Seaton?
Speaker 3 (09:17):
Yeah, we still have one more from hour one that
we haven't addressed, Okay, which I put up there and
I don't know I just did it. No, not yours, Paul,
not yet. Who was the bully in segment one? Dan
or Todd?
Speaker 2 (09:32):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (09:36):
You want to take a guess on that one?
Speaker 6 (09:37):
I guess I'm the bully.
Speaker 3 (09:39):
Yes, seventy have you as the bully. I'm shocked to
that Todd's number is that high. I think that's the
coming back into the sucket back row portion of the audience.
There are people who are going to vote against Dodd
for everything.
Speaker 2 (09:50):
And Todd does want to know if you say suck
at back row, why does the back row suck?
Speaker 10 (09:55):
That?
Speaker 2 (09:55):
He wants to know. And Seaton wants to know because
he's being lumped in with Todd when you say suck
at back row and Seaton once too clarity, Yeah, you
want the jaws of life to take you out of
the back row when it comes to suck at back row.
Speaker 6 (10:10):
Yes, Tod, that pole should be.
Speaker 10 (10:11):
Like eighty eight twelve. If we're going to just kinda
put the cards out, it's only three to one, it's
only seventy four to twenty six. I don't know, I
got it. Maybe I need to throw in a couple
of votes and stack the oddsle.
Speaker 6 (10:25):
I apologize if you think.
Speaker 10 (10:26):
I'm not looking for an apology. I'm just saying I'm surprised.
Speaker 2 (10:28):
It's not like you know, it just feels like it
just feels like it just feels it's.
Speaker 10 (10:32):
Another one of your guests, like things are you doing?
Speaker 2 (10:33):
No, no, no, I'm not not not, But you have admitted
to me that you would rather that I had fun
with you in the context of the show than to
not call on you. Absolutely, Okay, we do have odds
to win the hypothetical one hundred meter dash. Just got
this in from DraftKings. Anthony, the production assistant, is your leader.
(10:58):
He has the best odds and kind of an overwhelming favorite.
He is twenty two years of age with strange eating habits.
Ray Ray is the producer of the gambling podcast Seatan
Setan's got the third best odds according to DraftKings to
win the hypothetical one hundred yard dash.
Speaker 6 (11:20):
One hundred meter.
Speaker 2 (11:21):
Dash weeks are Cameraman, then it's Marvin, then it's Rob
who claims to be faster than Zion Williamson, Mario, Dylan,
Paul the big German, and then Todd.
Speaker 6 (11:38):
So we do have the odds. Now, we just have to.
Speaker 2 (11:42):
Beat the odds and try to get everybody to line
up on a track and run this race.
Speaker 3 (11:47):
All right, do you have any time to train for this?
Speaker 2 (11:50):
Well, you should have been training in the last thirty
years for this, I mean.
Speaker 3 (11:56):
For this one specific event. It is a thirty year
build up.
Speaker 2 (11:59):
Yeah, yes, yes, you should be ready to go. I
brought this up a couple of months ago. I thought
we actually were going to do this. That's when you
should have taken the time to do some stretching and
get ready for the hypothetical, very pathetical one hundred meter dish.
See what I did with that, todd very clear?
Speaker 6 (12:17):
Thank you. Yes, boy, let's.
Speaker 4 (12:21):
Say the race we're scheduled for next week. I think
training for it might be the worst idea, because all
you're gonna do is probably injure something, pull something, and
tire yourself out. It's better just a walk in that day,
hit it and deal with the fallout.
Speaker 2 (12:33):
Now, Marvin claims to have been really really fast when
he was younger.
Speaker 8 (12:37):
I said fast, I say really really Oh okay.
Speaker 2 (12:39):
But fast now, you know, fast is you know, that's
in the eye of the beholder. But I'm going to
take you, know, take you at your word that you
were four or five forty guy?
Speaker 8 (12:53):
No, no, no, no, four six eight.
Speaker 6 (12:55):
For six eight? Was your best forty yard dashtime?
Speaker 8 (12:58):
Correct? Yes?
Speaker 6 (12:58):
Okay?
Speaker 2 (13:00):
And you're now a lot. Could you beat Rich eyes
in a forty yard dash?
Speaker 8 (13:05):
Well, was this time? M?
Speaker 2 (13:08):
I look, is he like upper five seconds? Maybe maybe
a five eight, five nine something like that? Does that
sound right for Rich?
Speaker 6 (13:17):
Yes? Yes, Pauline.
Speaker 4 (13:19):
Rich's most recent forty time was six point two five seconds.
His best time ever. You had to go back to
twenty sixteen, a great year for him. Five point nine.
Speaker 6 (13:27):
Four Okay, yeah, those days are gone.
Speaker 4 (13:30):
That's a nice number.
Speaker 2 (13:31):
It is, hey, and he raises a lot of money
for Saint Jude Children's Hospital.
Speaker 6 (13:37):
They're the big winners there.
Speaker 4 (13:39):
Yes, it takes him so long to run the ratio
of time to donate during.
Speaker 2 (13:42):
Wow, he'd smoke me. No, it's a funny Joe. Could
you beat Rich Rich Eyes?
Speaker 6 (13:48):
Probably not in a forty yard day?
Speaker 4 (13:50):
Yeah. Speed is not my thing. M.
Speaker 3 (13:52):
I don't know what else is.
Speaker 6 (13:53):
This is your archery? Archery?
Speaker 8 (13:55):
Archery?
Speaker 4 (13:55):
Yeah, yeah, mostly Archerie, No, I was, I did it.
Speaker 2 (14:02):
I didn't do it well, But you would probably out
wrestle anybody in here, and you'd be a better archer
than anybody in here.
Speaker 6 (14:10):
I would, you would can match.
Speaker 4 (14:13):
It's the third best archer.
Speaker 6 (14:17):
Uh.
Speaker 2 (14:18):
Okay, we did not accomplish anything there, but let's take
a break here.
Speaker 6 (14:22):
Okay, take a break. We'll talk some football.
Speaker 2 (14:25):
We have a uh, we have a great foot fun
football game.
Speaker 6 (14:29):
Uh coming up.
Speaker 2 (14:30):
Chris Paul back with the Clippers and uh, he talked
about that. I don't know how long he's going to play.
He played every single game last year for the Spurs.
He appeared in every single game.
Speaker 6 (14:42):
I love that.
Speaker 2 (14:43):
All right, we'll take a break and we'll come back
after this on The Dan Patrick Show.
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Speaker 6 (15:02):
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And that's why we have a brand new podcast called
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Speaker 8 (15:21):
Well, you know what it's called over promise.
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You should be good at it because you've been over
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Speaker 2 (16:01):
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dot com, Twitter handle at DP show. Uh.
Speaker 6 (16:10):
Seaton just brought up a great point.
Speaker 2 (16:13):
If you're a music fan and you've watched the Billy
Joel documentary or you haven't, then you need to. It's
sort of become the musical version of the Last Dance
with Michael Jordan, where it's like, oh, have you seen it?
Speaker 6 (16:25):
If you better see it.
Speaker 2 (16:26):
It's unbelievable, and especially for Todd because that's right in
his wheelhouse. Billy Joel all the songs and uh, Todd
can tell you the order of the songs on the
album like glass houses.
Speaker 10 (16:40):
Now you may be right, sometimes a fantasy. Don't ask
me why. It's the rock and roll to me, an
awful Lena would be side E.
Speaker 6 (16:45):
Yeah, Side B, I know, close to the borderline.
Speaker 9 (16:48):
Is like the second to last song, and then there's oh,
set that twice some kind of friends are sleeping.
Speaker 10 (16:53):
With the television on. Is that part of SIDEB? That's
eight of the ten I think right there?
Speaker 6 (16:57):
Maybe not big hits on the B side.
Speaker 4 (16:59):
No, okay, yes, Paul, I don't know if I have
to see the documentary because I've heard about it incessantly
for the past forty eight hours.
Speaker 2 (17:05):
Every detail you should, you should. It's like happy go
more too, Yeah, like you should just see it now.
Billy Joel is probably five hours of you know it's
it's in two pieces.
Speaker 6 (17:19):
It is a lot of them.
Speaker 4 (17:20):
How much as Christy Brinkley that helps she's she's.
Speaker 2 (17:24):
In it the second episode she looks stunning. Uh, but
of course she's always looks stunning and no, it's really
well done because he's very, very forthcoming with this. He's uh,
it just feels like he pulls back the layers of
(17:44):
all the things that have happened to him and his
father and no relationship and been married three times, and
how people viewed his music. And you know, he had
Springsteen in there talking about his music. Garth Brooks is
in there, Sting is in there, Paul, Paul McCartney's in there.
In fact, Paul McCartney said the one song that he
(18:06):
wishes he would have written, is it Billy Joel's song?
Speaker 6 (18:11):
Right, Todd?
Speaker 10 (18:11):
Yes, I'm trying to remember which one? That one?
Speaker 9 (18:13):
Wow, I didn't memorized the jew as five hours.
Speaker 2 (18:16):
This is McCartney saying the one song that Billy Joel
wrote and you don't know it, and that wasn't Captain Jack.
It's not piano man. Yes, Todd, there is it.
Speaker 3 (18:27):
Todd doesn't take Paul McCartney's opinions.
Speaker 6 (18:31):
Not a huge.
Speaker 3 (18:32):
Beatles, a big Beatles guy. He's like, what does Paul
McCartney know great songwriting? Billy Joel should be saying the
one Paul McCartney song that eye.
Speaker 9 (18:40):
Best song by the by Paul MCCARTNY I think was
banned on the run and that was wings.
Speaker 10 (18:43):
That wasn't even the Beatles.
Speaker 6 (18:44):
Oh my goodness.
Speaker 2 (18:46):
Yeah yeah, So you got Paul McCartney and Springsteen in
there and you don't like either one of them.
Speaker 10 (18:53):
I don't like them. I just I don't know what
the hub is.
Speaker 6 (18:57):
The hubbub about Springsteen and McCartney.
Speaker 9 (18:59):
Was their longevity and the fact that a lot of
people love it. But I'm something I don't know. See,
I don't know what that is.
Speaker 2 (19:06):
So this is where people say I'm picking on you,
I'm bullying you, on berating you. Actually, I'd like to
do something even more severe to you than those because
these are silly commons.
Speaker 10 (19:19):
Some people are.
Speaker 9 (19:19):
Followers though in life it's like, oh, I'll wear that
pair of pants too, or I'll wear those sneakers are
Everyone loves the Beatles. I guess I'm supposed to love them.
Everyone's crazy about Bruce Springsteen. I should like the Boss
or it looks like I don't know music.
Speaker 2 (19:30):
So yeah, Springsteen is still writing music. Billy Joel doesn't
write music anymore. Springsteen doesn't either. When's the last time
Billy Joel wrote a hit. It's been a long it's decades.
Springsteen's still writing stuff, still writing stuff that's relevant. McCartney's
still writing music at his age.
Speaker 10 (19:53):
Is it relevant though?
Speaker 2 (19:53):
I don't know.
Speaker 10 (19:54):
I'd have to look at the lyrics.
Speaker 2 (19:55):
Maybe maybe McCartney isn't. But I don't know how relevant,
you know, Billy Joels, Hey, piano man, play me a song?
Speaker 10 (20:04):
Well you say it like that, It really got into me.
It sounds a little bit of the actual airways piano man.
I don't think that's how it goes.
Speaker 6 (20:13):
Play me a song tonight.
Speaker 10 (20:15):
It's we're all of the mood for melody.
Speaker 6 (20:17):
I'm feeling all right here you go? Thank you? Yes, Paul.
Speaker 4 (20:20):
This is the part, though the Billy Joel documentary that
I would actually like to hear about. He stopped making
pop music his last saw musical album, the Original Work
nineteen ninety three. That's thirty two years. Was that a
smart move by him? Because a lot of people only
want the early work of an artist, or the hit
work of an artist. If you go to see You Too,
(20:42):
you want their first fifteen years of songs.
Speaker 8 (20:44):
A lot of people.
Speaker 4 (20:45):
Yeah, I wonder if that was a smart move by
Billy Joel to not produce any more new music.
Speaker 2 (20:50):
I'm sure he would love to write new music because
if it's in you and you experience things and then
you want to write it down.
Speaker 6 (20:59):
And I don't have any problem, you know.
Speaker 2 (21:01):
I saw Hall and Oates and they started playing new
music and the reaction was not good at all. Meanwhile,
John Fogerty warmed up, was the warm up act. He
played all of his hits and people fell in love
again with John Fogerty. I'm you know, you play what
you think your audience wants to hear. I mean, that's
really what it comes down to. You'll find bands that go,
(21:23):
we gotta play this song again. Yes, yes, that's why
we're here. Yeah, I would like to I'd like to
hear that.
Speaker 6 (21:31):
Is that okay? Yes? Seton?
Speaker 8 (21:34):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (21:34):
It's tough too, and certain cities always get great shows,
and then there's other cities that are almost used as
like a warm up for the tour. So I live
in one of those warm up cities. And it has
happened several times when you go see a band and
it's the very first date of their tour. And we
actually had this one dude, this band Lucero, who's really
(21:56):
really good. He stood up there and opened the show.
But you know, everybody wants to hear the songs that
they know. And he stood up there and they played
one song and he's like, well, we're gonna be jerks
tonight because we're only playing new stuff.
Speaker 1 (22:08):
We're warming up for the tour.
Speaker 3 (22:10):
We're like, god, dude, this sucked. But at least he
just said like, well, we're gonna be jerks tonight. We're
playing a lot of new stuff. We'll get some old
ones in out of the way, but we're trying to
figure out how this set works.
Speaker 2 (22:20):
Also, when you look at the life of a comedian
and the life of a musician, musician you can play
the same songs over and over and over. Comedians can't
do that. For them to go out on tour and
do another stand up, you know, special, they have to
have new material. Musicians don't have to. In fact, we
(22:41):
want you to play all the old stuff. Imagine if
you get up there and all of a sudden you're
telling the same joke that you told twenty years ago,
thirty years ago.
Speaker 3 (22:53):
Yes, Seaton, is it weird though that Sometimes I like
hearing comics tell the joke I already know.
Speaker 2 (23:01):
But David Sidaris great writer, yes, one of the funniest
people in America. When I saw him do a show,
he reads from his book and it so the book
is new material, but he's just reading from his book
and it's hilarious. But he's able to tell those stories.
(23:22):
Even when you go see David Sidaris in concert, people
yell out tell the story about you know this, tell
the story about He's able to do that. But he's
telling stories, and I guess that's different than telling a joke.
He's telling you a story, an anecdote, and I think
(23:44):
that's the difference. But gosh, to be a comedian and
just keep cranking out stuff that is difficult and the
joke that you told twenty years ago doesn't hold up
now for whatever reason. You know, you're trying to do
a modern spin on an old joke. You get comedians
(24:04):
who are repurposing jokes from people.
Speaker 3 (24:07):
Yes, yeah, Like there are some comics like Bill Burr
Say or Shane Gillis whatever I've watched or listened to
online them tell the same jokes a dozen times, maybe
a hundred times, some of them because they're so funny.
They make me laugh every single time. Bill Burr actually
has a lot that have gone by the wayside. Yes, yes,
(24:27):
like oh hey, whatever happened to that stand up special?
It's not around it anymore. Oh, but they're just as funny.
Some of that material is just as funny.
Speaker 2 (24:34):
Twenty years later, Paul McCartney is publicly stated that he
wishes he had written the Billy Joel's song Just the
Way You Are. He says that he admires the song
and wishes that he had written.
Speaker 6 (24:46):
The song himself.
Speaker 10 (24:47):
A lovely song.
Speaker 6 (24:48):
Yes it is, but you didn't know that.
Speaker 10 (24:50):
I forgot.
Speaker 9 (24:51):
Yeah, I did watch every second of the five hours,
but it's slipped my mind which one he preferred.
Speaker 10 (24:55):
But that doesn't make sense. It's a very nice one.
Speaker 2 (24:57):
I mean, you do think or you would remember if
Paul McCartney said, you know, that's the one. He wrote
a lot of really good songs, Todd.
Speaker 10 (25:04):
I think if Daryl.
Speaker 9 (25:05):
Hall had said that, I remember that Just the Way
You Are was Daryl Hall's favor.
Speaker 2 (25:12):
Sorry and Panama City. Hi, Corey, what's on your mind today?
Speaker 13 (25:16):
Okay?
Speaker 11 (25:17):
Man?
Speaker 14 (25:17):
How someone to say?
Speaker 13 (25:18):
Stuck at Todd and he'll have a great day?
Speaker 6 (25:20):
Wait, could you tell us why you say suck at Todd.
Speaker 15 (25:24):
Oh no, no, no, he just asked for it, So
no reason.
Speaker 6 (25:27):
Oh oh okay, so no reason behind that? You okay
with that?
Speaker 10 (25:33):
I guess.
Speaker 9 (25:34):
So the assignment was youre to elaborate a little further
as to why you feel that way.
Speaker 2 (25:37):
Yeah, that's if if you feel that way, you can
tell Todd that Todd is now inviting that criticism.
Speaker 10 (25:43):
It works both ways.
Speaker 9 (25:44):
If you happen to really like one of us, you
share with what the positive things are, Okay both sides.
Speaker 4 (25:50):
Yes, Paul, I don't think it's healthy to want to
know why people would dislike you. That seems like you
shouldn't ignore it or not care about it.
Speaker 6 (25:58):
Well, id's kind of a glutton for punishment there.
Speaker 9 (26:02):
I think it's an opportunity to get better and improve.
It's like, you know what, you got a point there,
Ralph from Salt lakesit.
Speaker 6 (26:06):
But you never you never change anything.
Speaker 9 (26:09):
No, Ultimately, I'm gonna do what I wanted, and that's
my personality.
Speaker 10 (26:12):
Like it or don't like.
Speaker 9 (26:13):
I'd like to think more people like me than don't.
But you know, not everyone's going to love you. That's
just the world we live in.
Speaker 6 (26:18):
Uh, yes, seton.
Speaker 11 (26:20):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (26:20):
I mean it's kind of a we're in a unique
situation where people have indirectly been encouraged to call in
and tell one group or another to suck it. It
is kind of a nice extension of this. I don't know.
This bit's been going on for a good dozen years
or so. Why exactly do we need to suck it?
I don't know. I think it's a natural extension of
(26:43):
this storyline.
Speaker 10 (26:44):
Pretty sure shirts were made too, We actually marketed they were.
Speaker 3 (26:47):
It was a contest to see which row sucked it more,
the front or back, so I could front row, so
I could bankrow.
Speaker 8 (26:53):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (26:54):
Uh is the front row bothered by Marvin Paulli suck
in front row?
Speaker 8 (27:04):
No, I'm all good.
Speaker 6 (27:06):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (27:06):
For whatever reason, we don't get it near as much historically.
Speaker 6 (27:11):
Okay, but no not.
Speaker 3 (27:13):
I think once I moved to the back row, the
front row started getting a lot more. And then when
I was in the front row, we almost never got
it because it was Andrew and Todd back here. That
is yes, real sucket territory, the dark cloud.
Speaker 2 (27:28):
Yeah, that is just round zero man there Todd in Indiana.
Speaker 13 (27:33):
Hi Todd, Hey, Dan, Hey, Fritzy is a fellow to
t owd you stay strong.
Speaker 10 (27:40):
Brother, all right, I appreciate that.
Speaker 13 (27:42):
Hey, the reason I'm calling you're talking about doing this, uh,
this race and I'm in Valparaiso, Indiana, just down the
roads in South Bend. You guys are coming to South Bend.
Tyra Rack has got a wonderful test track there, and Uh,
I own a race timing business. I timeks and marathons
and all sorts of different races. So I will be
(28:03):
more than happy to set up a showdown for the
Dan Patrick Show in South Bend. You guys get your
time to train. I think it'd be a fun event
for everyone.
Speaker 6 (28:15):
Okay, we'll take that under consideration.
Speaker 2 (28:18):
Ton I don't know who's going to run this race,
but if five goes to the fastest person on the
Dan Patrick Show or can go to a charity of
your choice, yes, tot.
Speaker 10 (28:31):
I don't know why I'm saying this because he stuck
up for me. So Todd and Dana has the only
stop watch that exists the in the country. Wow, Wow,
my phone has something very similar. I also haven't watched.
That's why we heard you.
Speaker 6 (28:48):
It was a nice gesture on his part, Todd.
Speaker 9 (28:50):
I know he said, like, there's that for a living.
He's a professional timer of events.
Speaker 2 (28:54):
I'm don't catch Jim in Michigan. Hi Jim, what's on
your mind today?
Speaker 14 (28:59):
I just wanted to touch base with you.
Speaker 5 (29:01):
I consider you very literate in terms of your music taste,
and I know you campaigned for Foreigner to hit into
the Hall of Fame.
Speaker 14 (29:10):
I wanted to get your thought on jefsore Tull. I
grew up in my collegiate years, loved them. I didn't
know if you had any particular affection or dislike for
that particular group.
Speaker 2 (29:21):
Uh, that was in my wheelhouse, sitting on a park bench.
I didn't see Jethro Tall in concert. I guess I
couldn't get by the What was he play in the flute?
And he was in tights?
Speaker 3 (29:38):
He comes running out?
Speaker 6 (29:40):
Yeah? And I but but but I did have aqualung.
Speaker 3 (29:44):
I it's not his running down his nose.
Speaker 4 (29:51):
Yes, I remember as a young man being very confused
when I found out Jethro Tull was not a person.
And Ian Anderson is the name back to see a
person named jethrow up on stage? Yeah, didn't he do
thick as a brick? I believe, But I think he
had two albums that I remember having in my collection.
(30:12):
But I'm busy with other hall of fames. I got
to get Sonny Vaccaro in the basketball Hall of Fame.
I gotta get Barry Melrose into the hockey Hall of Fame,
mel Kiper into the football Hall of Fame. But they
shouldn't be that difficult foreigner out of nowhere, out of nowhere.
(30:32):
But I really believe that.
Speaker 2 (30:34):
They should have been in the rock and roll Hall
of Fame, and they finally got in, so I was
very happy for that.
Speaker 6 (30:41):
They got a lot of hits there.
Speaker 2 (30:42):
Let's see, get a couple more phone calls in here,
Rob in Austin, Hi, Rob, what's on your mind today?
Speaker 5 (30:51):
Six five? And yesterday you were talking to Gronk could
have got me taken. I forgot about that Julia Jones catch. Yeah,
And I was just wondering, what's the best catch you've
ever seen, regardless of the situation. It could be out
of bounds or whatever. And in your Sports Center days
(31:13):
he played he's a wide receiver for the Pittsburgh Pittsburgh Steelers.
And can you say his name for me?
Speaker 6 (31:21):
Heins warned.
Speaker 2 (31:24):
Heins worded, thank you, thank you, Ron the greatest catch
I've ever seen on the football field. I would put
Edelman's catch against the Falcons because of the importance of it.
You can watch that over and over and still come
away going, I don't know how he caught that ball.
(31:45):
I just don't know how he caught that ball. But
every possession counted and you're down eight points. If I'm
I'm just looking at the importance of the catch that
that comes to mind because we were talking about it
yesterday with gronk Uh Chris in California.
Speaker 6 (32:05):
Hi, Chris, what's on your mind today?
Speaker 15 (32:08):
Hey Dan, good morning. You know I'm gonna have to
agree with Todd. I think the Beatles are overrated. If
you did a pull of more songs on your playlist,
led Zeppelin, Rolling Stones, the Beatles. I think we're just
grown that we have to love the Beatles. They were
pioneers and I get that, but no one really listens
to their songs. On my playlist. I have Band on
(32:28):
the Run, and like Todd said, that's a Wings song.
I just think we've been grown that you have to
like the Beatles. I don't think they're that good. Give
me Hall of Notes over the Beatles.
Speaker 10 (32:37):
Todd. I'm sorry, That's what I'm talking about. That just
was about as well said as you can learn.
Speaker 6 (32:42):
Thank you Chris, thank you Mary.
Speaker 10 (32:46):
Id Bless them.
Speaker 6 (32:47):
I don't. I don't need to defend the Beatles. I don't.
I won't.
Speaker 3 (32:55):
You know, it's it's I of the beholder or ear
of the beholder. Yes, there is a certain amount of like,
if you're doing a list, you have to start with
some order of Beatles, Rolling Stones, like led Zeppelin.
Speaker 2 (33:13):
Like importance, right, I guess yeah, But what else would
you base it off of? They all had sure can't
be songwriting. Wow with the Stones Stones could write some music.
Speaker 6 (33:30):
Zeppelin. I never liked the lyrics. I don't think the
lyrics were great.
Speaker 3 (33:34):
They're not great. You're right, But the.
Speaker 6 (33:35):
Song, the sound, nobody had that sound you had.
Speaker 2 (33:40):
You had an unbelievable lead singer, you had greatest rock
and roll drummer, and you can make the argument greatest
rock and roll guitars.
Speaker 3 (33:47):
Led Zeppelin's lyrics are not much different than Tiptoe through
the Tulips, essentially the same thing.
Speaker 2 (33:53):
Well they were doing, Uh, what what is the book?
Like Hobbit stuff? Yeah, the Lord of the Rings Hobbit
and I don't like any of that stuff. But Motor, Motor, Motor,
there's a there's a lyric in one of their songs. Yeah,
(34:18):
but I can be honest about Zeppelin. I love Zeppelin,
but the lyrics are not good, not good. But that
the sound sound is awesome, yes it is. But the
I mean, the Beatles were a boy band who then
they changed music.
Speaker 6 (34:34):
What they did? Oh my god.
Speaker 2 (34:36):
Now I'm not going to defend him. Don't need to
defend him. Yes, oh no, stay in my lane.
Speaker 6 (34:44):
Haul of notes. Better than the Beatles.
Speaker 2 (34:47):
I mean, I get Oasis saying they're better than the
Beatles just because of those you know, the two brothers
you know, but I guess they sold more album. I
forget what they based that off. Oasis came out and
said we're bigger, better than the Beatles, and uh, I
just remember like five songs from Oasis, but they were,
(35:11):
they were great song unbelievable songs. Yes see, yeah they do. Uh.
Speaker 3 (35:14):
I forget who the DJ is in England or in
the UK who always does like the best bands ever? Yeah,
and I think they I think it does it almost
every year, probably around New Year's And it was a
big deal when finally for the first year Oasis jumped
to the Beatles to go to number one.
Speaker 2 (35:32):
It's a very big deal, Okay, I mean i'd see
him in concert yet I've never seen him in concert.
I just would make sure I'm not on the kiss camp,
especially if I'm there with my brother.
Speaker 3 (35:45):
It's going to get it awkward for you and Anthony.
Speaker 2 (35:47):
Guess when I take Anthony up to a show in
Bangor Maine, I'll be holding on to him.
Speaker 6 (35:53):
Yeah. Yes, Paul does it.
Speaker 4 (35:55):
And this is obvious. It helps the Beatles legacy that
they didn't stick around too long for a number of reasons.
But like they had an eight year run of relevancy
nineteen sixty three to nineteen seventy one, two not even
and that's it. When they made songs, they only toured
for two and a half years worldwide. They were never
a touring ben right, and that made them more desirable
(36:17):
in my not putting out bad albums at the end
or way after.
Speaker 2 (36:21):
But what they put out it was a great album
after great album. They were sort of like Sandy Kofax. Yes,
they had a window of seven, you know, six seven,
eight years where you went, damn, we don't talk about
Sandy Kofax though anymore. But we do still talk about
the Beatles, and we'll talk about the Beatles the rest
of our lives and our children's lives.
Speaker 4 (36:44):
Yes, like an athlete like Barry Sanders, never putting out
bad work or staying too long. Athletes like that, a shorter,
great career with no faults.
Speaker 2 (36:52):
Let's take a break. We're gonna play a fun NFL game.
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Speaker 6 (37:24):
Do you want to go over the pole question? Result
so far? Seaton?
Speaker 3 (37:29):
Yeah, I'd be happy to. Who was the bully in
the first segment of the show, Dan, You're still hovering
at about seventy five percent of the apps, which is great.
Who would win in a five K race? Zion Williamson
or Rob our video editor right now, Rob holding steady
at about sixty seven percent of that vote. We also
have this is one from paul You can have one
(37:52):
of these two hundred and fifty thousand dollars or be
completely jacked.
Speaker 2 (38:00):
Okay, we did something at the end of the show
yesterday that what was it? You had five hundred thousand
dollars or you can flip a coin and if you
guess right, you get thirty million dollars or nothing.
Speaker 6 (38:15):
And I think Fritzy, you and Seaton lost.
Speaker 10 (38:21):
Yes, okay, we went for a thirty million and we
ended with nothing.
Speaker 6 (38:24):
But Marvin and Paulie, I think Dylan ended up. They
ended up getting their thirty million dollars. Yeah, yeah, but.
Speaker 3 (38:32):
That was a would you do that in real life?
It's about the pay structure here too. Actually, I think
it's the front U I guess thirty million and the
wow wow, yes Marvin.
Speaker 10 (38:44):
What needs to be said?
Speaker 7 (38:45):
Yeah, yes, Mark, Fritzy thid the words out of my
mouth the same one needed to be said.
Speaker 2 (38:50):
Yeah, would you do that? Five hundred thousand dollars flip
a coin? But I'm not going to make it thirty million.
I'm going to make it five millions. So it's five
hundred thousand or five million. Flip a coin todd, would
you flip the coin for the five hundred thousand to
get five million?
Speaker 10 (39:08):
I would walk away with the five hundred thousand and.
Speaker 6 (39:10):
Not see what about you?
Speaker 3 (39:12):
So what explain it again?
Speaker 6 (39:14):
Five hundred thousand?
Speaker 3 (39:16):
You just give me five hundred thousand, yes.
Speaker 2 (39:18):
Or you can bet it on a coin toss to
get five million.
Speaker 3 (39:23):
H Man, five hundred thousand dollars is a lot of money,
so it's five million. Uh yeah, I'll go. I'll go
for the five million, Okay, but you get nothing? Yeah, yeah, yes,
I'll just be exactly what I am now, Yes, Marvin,
which five hundred thousand dollars would be an insane amount
of money for me to have right now. However, five
(39:44):
million is worth the coin flip.
Speaker 2 (39:45):
All right, Marvin, coin toss, No. Five hundred thousand, PAULI,
I would do the coin toss. Five million is put
your feet up money. Let's do the quick NFL game.
We'll go around the room, Paulie, give us the rules
of the quick fun NFL game.
Speaker 4 (39:59):
We do the every year. It's a little negative. Who's
the most unlosable player in the NFL that if this team,
this team lost this player, he was injured for the season,
You're like they're done taking away quarterbacks. Quarterbacks are off
the board. Isn't this most valuable most unlosable?
Speaker 2 (40:16):
I know, but it is that another way of saying
the most valuable is the most unlosable?
Speaker 4 (40:21):
More fun?
Speaker 6 (40:22):
Okay, the Todd who is the mup.
Speaker 10 (40:25):
Taking quarterbacks out?
Speaker 9 (40:26):
Saquon Barkley came to mind that the Eagles would be
in a lot of trump if they didn't have a
Saquon Buck. This'll be very good, but they wouldn't be
anywhere near as.
Speaker 6 (40:34):
The Seaton most unlosable player the.
Speaker 3 (40:39):
Moup um Man. It's probably some kind of edge rusher
for somebody. Yeah, I'm gonna go with the Bengals and Hendrickson.
They should really wrap him up. That's an unlosable player
for me. Okay, Marv Justin Jefferson, all right, Paul.
Speaker 4 (41:05):
I'm going TJ.
Speaker 13 (41:05):
Watt.
Speaker 4 (41:06):
That's a tenuous offense. They live on their defense. He's
still fantastic. He's off the team. They're not making the players.
Speaker 2 (41:12):
I would say Aiden Hutchinson because we saw what happened
when they didn't have him and that's a team that
can win the super Bowl because you have to look
at Okay, are we going to make the playoffs? Are
we gonna win a game in the playoffs? The Lions,
it's win a super Bowl. And I would say not
having him, you know, help prevent them from going to
(41:33):
the super Bowl last year. Yes, yes, Marvin.
Speaker 7 (41:35):
Are the Lions the one seed as team with the
most pressure to win a Super Bowl.
Speaker 2 (41:39):
It's getting there, like the Niners were there for a
few years, but they're not there anymore. I would say
the Bills in the Lions, Ravens. Yeah, yeah, I.
Speaker 6 (41:48):
Think you can.
Speaker 2 (41:49):
I think you can those all those those three together.
Coming up, we'll talk some football. Daniel Jeremiah former NFL scout.
He went to the Eagles camp. He's at the charge
Is camp today, works for NFL Network. He'll join us
in the final hour after this
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Speaker 2 (00:05):
Two on this Tuesday. Morale is high ish. Welcome to
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for the first hour, and what are we gonna go
(00:45):
with an hour two?
Speaker 3 (00:47):
Well, we had two up there for the first hour
that we haven't really gotten to all right, who would
win in a five k races? Ion Williamson or Rob
Our Video Editor? Right now, rob Our Video Editor is
winning a.
Speaker 2 (00:57):
Sixty that vote. Iagine if somebody brings this up to
Zion Williamson. Just his reaction, Hion Rob from The Dan
Patrick Show said that he could beat you in a
five k your thoughts, yes, Pauling.
Speaker 4 (01:12):
What if it went the opposite and Zion opening camp
with I just want to make a statement here about
the situation.
Speaker 3 (01:18):
Might as well address the elephant in the room here.
Speaker 2 (01:20):
Yes, Rob from the Dan Patrick Show, he posted his
time for a five k, and my goal this season
is not to make the playoffs or of the All
Star Game, It's to beat Rob's five k.
Speaker 5 (01:33):
Ton.
Speaker 6 (01:33):
I don't know why he picked on Zion, Yes, marm
I know.
Speaker 7 (01:39):
I think Zion was on his fantasy basketball team. That's
what it stems down to.
Speaker 6 (01:45):
Wow.
Speaker 8 (01:45):
Look, I'd bet my yearly salary on Zion.
Speaker 2 (01:49):
In a five kily what about one hundred meter dash
your salary?
Speaker 6 (01:55):
Wow?
Speaker 2 (01:56):
Okay, I don't think this is going to happen. I
can't even get Rob, one of the back room guys,
to race the other people in the building and the
winner gets five hundred dollars the fastest person in the building.
I'm putting up five hundred dollars, and he says that
he's not going to run in that race, even though
I came up with the idea of giving five hundred
(02:17):
dollars to the winner. Because of Rob, I'm thinking, if
you can beat Zion, you're the fastest guy. Although Anthony,
who's the youngest in the building, and Ray, those are
probably the two guys to beat. But five hundred dollars
it's still there. But I need everybody in the building.
I need Tyler, I need the big German. I need everybody,
(02:40):
everybody to put on their shoes and get ready to
go race one hundred meters.
Speaker 6 (02:45):
Yes, Marvin, Oh you want everyone to race?
Speaker 8 (02:47):
Yes, so everyone in the building.
Speaker 6 (02:48):
Everyone in the building.
Speaker 2 (02:50):
If you're going to be the fastest in the building,
you have to race against everybody in the building.
Speaker 3 (02:55):
Oh we're going to get.
Speaker 6 (02:56):
Three heats of four.
Speaker 3 (02:56):
If everybody doesn't race.
Speaker 2 (02:58):
We can't do it. That's why I'm saying, yes, so
big German, he's going to have to run. Everybody's gonna
have to run.
Speaker 6 (03:06):
I'm not No, I can't.
Speaker 3 (03:11):
You're not going to be the fourth.
Speaker 6 (03:12):
Can't.
Speaker 3 (03:13):
You didn't get a buy and then it could be
the three winners, and then.
Speaker 6 (03:16):
You I got a replacement knee.
Speaker 2 (03:19):
Has anybody had any surgeries on their legs And the
answer is no. I've had surgery for everybody in me.
But I'm still walk and move around a little bit here.
But yeah, I've had weight surgeries and a replacement knee.
(03:39):
The last thing I want is I go down and
then all of a sudden they say, oh, you need
a new replacement knee. Like it's hey, But I won't
get the five hundred dollars. I'm not eligible for the
five hundred dollars. I'm there to just show support with
team building and content.
Speaker 6 (03:57):
That's what this is about.
Speaker 7 (03:58):
Yes, Marman with VP, stop acting like your lieutenant Dan
from Forrest Go this had a replacement me, come on
out there, join us.
Speaker 3 (04:06):
No, technically, your replacement is probably in better shape than
all of our knees, our original knees.
Speaker 6 (04:12):
Maybe maybe, But Todd, will you run?
Speaker 9 (04:17):
I think there would probably be a very bad idea
not to mention the fact that I have no chance
of winning. And if I injure easily at whipple ball
and pickleball.
Speaker 2 (04:24):
Why would there you know when you have no chance
of winning when you don't run.
Speaker 9 (04:30):
I'm very convinced, based on sausage race and quanterfastiitis and
elbows and everything else, that's probably something I should narrate
the best.
Speaker 3 (04:38):
Okay, yes, what if the rule is everybody has to participate.
Your level of effort is up to you.
Speaker 6 (04:48):
Okay.
Speaker 3 (04:49):
So if Todd wants to be in, he's free to
walk the three point one miles.
Speaker 6 (04:53):
Oh no, we're not doing five k oh or not?
I don't think.
Speaker 3 (04:57):
Oh I thought the challenge was a five k. No,
it was one hundred yard dash. I can't, I can't
hundred yards. Yes, it's one hundred meters, one hundred meters.
It's the difference between a meter in the yard. Oh no,
look at us five.
Speaker 6 (05:10):
Yeah, Todd should know.
Speaker 3 (05:13):
If you know what I mean.
Speaker 6 (05:14):
It's a bit a while.
Speaker 10 (05:15):
So I did those arek a myth?
Speaker 9 (05:17):
Metrics algebra was my thing, Okay, it was I could
prove o geometry.
Speaker 10 (05:23):
I could prove two triangles congruent.
Speaker 2 (05:26):
They're basically the same thing. The Iauceles triangle always gave
me trouble.
Speaker 9 (05:30):
And you got the the transversal and the parallel lines
and opposite angles.
Speaker 2 (05:34):
Angles, tagrine theorem, those things always, they always trip me up.
Speaker 8 (05:38):
Not a great time, No, it's terrible acute at.
Speaker 10 (05:42):
Two angles and supplementary and complementary.
Speaker 4 (05:44):
Yes, Paul, A meter is slightly longer than a yard,
about nine percent longer.
Speaker 6 (05:49):
Okay, I still don't know what that means.
Speaker 4 (05:52):
No, I try to help.
Speaker 6 (05:53):
Okay, So each meter, so then it's ninety so.
Speaker 4 (05:57):
One hundred yard dash would be a little shorter in
one hundred meter dash, yes, which we should sign up
for one hundred yards.
Speaker 2 (06:03):
What is the difference between one hundred yards and one
hundred meters? Like, what's the distance about?
Speaker 3 (06:12):
It's about ten yards. It's almost about.
Speaker 6 (06:14):
Nine meters more.
Speaker 3 (06:15):
Okay, ten meters, ten yards, I mean whatever.
Speaker 2 (06:20):
Okay, So Deon Sanders is going to coach. He talked
about his cancer diagnosis and sounded confident that he was
going to coach and had this to say, I always.
Speaker 11 (06:34):
Knew I was going to coach again. I never didn't
realize I was going to coach again. I was always
going to coach. It was never in my spirit, in
my heart that God wouldn't allow me to coach again.
Ess never thought like that.
Speaker 2 (06:48):
Okay, bladder cancer. And he was very forthcoming and as
he said at the very end, get tested. Yeah, I've
said this before. Colon oud do not wait till you're fifty.
Do not they tell you to wait, or when you
get to fifty, do not wait. You should be doing colonoscopes.
(07:09):
When you're in your thirties. There's there's just no reason
where you go. You know, I'm supposed to wait till
I'm fifty. Don't wait till your fifty do it?
Speaker 6 (07:17):
Do it?
Speaker 2 (07:18):
You know, when you turn thirty, when you turn thirty five,
when you do you know, every five years if you
want to, But don't wait until you're fifty.
Speaker 6 (07:27):
Yes, done, and.
Speaker 9 (07:28):
It should be said then you we both know. It's
nothing to be afraid of. It's not painful. They put
you out. The drinking of the gunk that makes you
run to the bathom's not a great time, but it
is essential. And I just wanted to echo those sentiments
and it's not something to be scared of, really.
Speaker 2 (07:42):
And they made it easier, you know, as far as
what you ingest the liquid. It's not what it used
to be, thankfully, but do it. And it just got
to take a day, that's it. But it's obviously well
worth it. Yeah, yeah, I just had one not too
(08:02):
long ago.
Speaker 3 (08:02):
Yeah, sometime in the last like I don't know, three months,
six wants something like that, and no big deal.
Speaker 2 (08:07):
Yep, gotta do it, yeah, gotta do it, all right,
So let me see Courtland Sutton Broncos locked him up.
I'm not sure if you're familiar with Bernhard Rieman. He
he just signed a four year deal for one hundred
million dollars. He is the left tackle for the Indianapolis Colts. Okay,
(08:34):
I'm gonna guess he's pretty good. Twenty seven years of
age and four years, one hundred million dollars. So you're
starting to see some of these players being brought in.
Maybe Trey Hendrickson, that's gonna happen. Rashaun Slater got paid
to the Chargers offensive lineman. Man be a tackle when
(08:57):
you grow up, well, you got to be the side
used to be a tackle that they get paid, especially
a left tackle. But Slater got paid by the Chargers. Here,
but Terry McLaurin still on the outside and Trey Hendrickson
as well. Did we come up with a pole question
for hour two Seaton?
Speaker 3 (09:17):
Yeah, we still have one more from hour one that
we haven't addressed, Okay, which I put up there and
I don't know I just did it. No, not yours, Paul,
not yet. Who was the bully in segment one? Dan
or Todd?
Speaker 2 (09:32):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (09:36):
You want to take a guess on that one?
Speaker 6 (09:37):
I guess I'm the bully.
Speaker 3 (09:39):
Yes, seventy have you as the bully. I'm shocked to
that Todd's number is that high. I think that's the
coming back into the sucket back row portion of the audience.
There are people who are going to vote against Dodd
for everything.
Speaker 2 (09:50):
And Todd does want to know if you say suck
at back row, why does the back row suck?
Speaker 10 (09:55):
That?
Speaker 2 (09:55):
He wants to know. And Seaton wants to know because
he's being lumped in with Todd when you say suck
at back row and Seaton once too clarity, Yeah, you
want the jaws of life to take you out of
the back row when it comes to suck at back row.
Speaker 6 (10:10):
Yes, Tod, that pole should be.
Speaker 10 (10:11):
Like eighty eight twelve. If we're going to just kinda
put the cards out, it's only three to one, it's
only seventy four to twenty six. I don't know, I
got it. Maybe I need to throw in a couple
of votes and stack the oddsle.
Speaker 6 (10:25):
I apologize if you think.
Speaker 10 (10:26):
I'm not looking for an apology. I'm just saying I'm surprised.
Speaker 2 (10:28):
It's not like you know, it just feels like it
just feels like it just feels it's.
Speaker 10 (10:32):
Another one of your guests, like things are you doing?
Speaker 2 (10:33):
No, no, no, I'm not not not, But you have admitted
to me that you would rather that I had fun
with you in the context of the show than to
not call on you. Absolutely, Okay, we do have odds
to win the hypothetical one hundred meter dash. Just got
this in from DraftKings. Anthony, the production assistant, is your leader.
(10:58):
He has the best odds and kind of an overwhelming favorite.
He is twenty two years of age with strange eating habits.
Ray Ray is the producer of the gambling podcast Seatan
Setan's got the third best odds according to DraftKings to
win the hypothetical one hundred yard dash.
Speaker 6 (11:20):
One hundred meter.
Speaker 2 (11:21):
Dash weeks are Cameraman, then it's Marvin, then it's Rob
who claims to be faster than Zion Williamson, Mario, Dylan,
Paul the big German, and then Todd.
Speaker 6 (11:38):
So we do have the odds. Now, we just have to.
Speaker 2 (11:42):
Beat the odds and try to get everybody to line
up on a track and run this race.
Speaker 3 (11:47):
All right, do you have any time to train for this?
Speaker 2 (11:50):
Well, you should have been training in the last thirty
years for this, I mean.
Speaker 3 (11:56):
For this one specific event. It is a thirty year
build up.
Speaker 2 (11:59):
Yeah, yes, yes, you should be ready to go. I
brought this up a couple of months ago. I thought
we actually were going to do this. That's when you
should have taken the time to do some stretching and
get ready for the hypothetical, very pathetical one hundred meter dish.
See what I did with that, todd very clear?
Speaker 6 (12:17):
Thank you. Yes, boy, let's.
Speaker 4 (12:21):
Say the race we're scheduled for next week. I think
training for it might be the worst idea, because all
you're gonna do is probably injure something, pull something, and
tire yourself out. It's better just a walk in that day,
hit it and deal with the fallout.
Speaker 2 (12:33):
Now, Marvin claims to have been really really fast when
he was younger.
Speaker 8 (12:37):
I said fast, I say really really Oh okay.
Speaker 2 (12:39):
But fast now, you know, fast is you know, that's
in the eye of the beholder. But I'm going to
take you, know, take you at your word that you
were four or five forty guy?
Speaker 8 (12:53):
No, no, no, no, four six eight.
Speaker 6 (12:55):
For six eight? Was your best forty yard dashtime?
Speaker 8 (12:58):
Correct? Yes?
Speaker 6 (12:58):
Okay?
Speaker 2 (13:00):
And you're now a lot. Could you beat Rich eyes
in a forty yard dash?
Speaker 8 (13:05):
Well, was this time? M?
Speaker 2 (13:08):
I look, is he like upper five seconds? Maybe maybe
a five eight, five nine something like that? Does that
sound right for Rich?
Speaker 6 (13:17):
Yes? Yes, Pauline.
Speaker 4 (13:19):
Rich's most recent forty time was six point two five seconds.
His best time ever. You had to go back to
twenty sixteen, a great year for him. Five point nine.
Speaker 6 (13:27):
Four Okay, yeah, those days are gone.
Speaker 4 (13:30):
That's a nice number.
Speaker 2 (13:31):
It is, hey, and he raises a lot of money
for Saint Jude Children's Hospital.
Speaker 6 (13:37):
They're the big winners there.
Speaker 4 (13:39):
Yes, it takes him so long to run the ratio
of time to donate during.
Speaker 2 (13:42):
Wow, he'd smoke me. No, it's a funny Joe. Could
you beat Rich Rich Eyes?
Speaker 6 (13:48):
Probably not in a forty yard day?
Speaker 4 (13:50):
Yeah. Speed is not my thing. M.
Speaker 3 (13:52):
I don't know what else is.
Speaker 6 (13:53):
This is your archery? Archery?
Speaker 8 (13:55):
Archery?
Speaker 4 (13:55):
Yeah, yeah, mostly Archerie, No, I was, I did it.
Speaker 2 (14:02):
I didn't do it well, But you would probably out
wrestle anybody in here, and you'd be a better archer
than anybody in here.
Speaker 6 (14:10):
I would, you would can match.
Speaker 4 (14:13):
It's the third best archer.
Speaker 6 (14:17):
Uh.
Speaker 2 (14:18):
Okay, we did not accomplish anything there, but let's take
a break here.
Speaker 6 (14:22):
Okay, take a break. We'll talk some football.
Speaker 2 (14:25):
We have a uh, we have a great foot fun
football game.
Speaker 6 (14:29):
Uh coming up.
Speaker 2 (14:30):
Chris Paul back with the Clippers and uh, he talked
about that. I don't know how long he's going to play.
He played every single game last year for the Spurs.
He appeared in every single game.
Speaker 6 (14:42):
I love that.
Speaker 2 (14:43):
All right, we'll take a break and we'll come back
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Well, you know what it's called over promise.
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You should be good at it because you've been over
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Speaker 2 (16:01):
Eight seven to seven three, DP show email andres Sdpatdanpatrick
dot com, Twitter handle at DP show. Uh.
Speaker 6 (16:10):
Seaton just brought up a great point.
Speaker 2 (16:13):
If you're a music fan and you've watched the Billy
Joel documentary or you haven't, then you need to. It's
sort of become the musical version of the Last Dance
with Michael Jordan, where it's like, oh, have you seen it?
Speaker 6 (16:25):
If you better see it.
Speaker 2 (16:26):
It's unbelievable, and especially for Todd because that's right in
his wheelhouse. Billy Joel all the songs and uh, Todd
can tell you the order of the songs on the
album like glass houses.
Speaker 10 (16:40):
Now you may be right, sometimes a fantasy. Don't ask
me why. It's the rock and roll to me, an
awful Lena would be side E.
Speaker 6 (16:45):
Yeah, Side B, I know, close to the borderline.
Speaker 9 (16:48):
Is like the second to last song, and then there's oh,
set that twice some kind of friends are sleeping.
Speaker 10 (16:53):
With the television on. Is that part of SIDEB? That's
eight of the ten I think right there?
Speaker 6 (16:57):
Maybe not big hits on the B side.
Speaker 4 (16:59):
No, okay, yes, Paul, I don't know if I have
to see the documentary because I've heard about it incessantly
for the past forty eight hours.
Speaker 2 (17:05):
Every detail you should, you should. It's like happy go
more too, Yeah, like you should just see it now.
Billy Joel is probably five hours of you know it's
it's in two pieces.
Speaker 6 (17:19):
It is a lot of them.
Speaker 4 (17:20):
How much as Christy Brinkley that helps she's she's.
Speaker 2 (17:24):
In it the second episode she looks stunning. Uh, but
of course she's always looks stunning and no, it's really
well done because he's very, very forthcoming with this. He's uh,
it just feels like he pulls back the layers of
(17:44):
all the things that have happened to him and his
father and no relationship and been married three times, and
how people viewed his music. And you know, he had
Springsteen in there talking about his music. Garth Brooks is
in there, Sting is in there, Paul, Paul McCartney's in there.
In fact, Paul McCartney said the one song that he
(18:06):
wishes he would have written, is it Billy Joel's song?
Speaker 6 (18:11):
Right, Todd?
Speaker 10 (18:11):
Yes, I'm trying to remember which one? That one?
Speaker 9 (18:13):
Wow, I didn't memorized the jew as five hours.
Speaker 2 (18:16):
This is McCartney saying the one song that Billy Joel
wrote and you don't know it, and that wasn't Captain Jack.
It's not piano man. Yes, Todd, there is it.
Speaker 3 (18:27):
Todd doesn't take Paul McCartney's opinions.
Speaker 6 (18:31):
Not a huge.
Speaker 3 (18:32):
Beatles, a big Beatles guy. He's like, what does Paul
McCartney know great songwriting? Billy Joel should be saying the
one Paul McCartney song that eye.
Speaker 9 (18:40):
Best song by the by Paul MCCARTNY I think was
banned on the run and that was wings.
Speaker 10 (18:43):
That wasn't even the Beatles.
Speaker 6 (18:44):
Oh my goodness.
Speaker 2 (18:46):
Yeah yeah, So you got Paul McCartney and Springsteen in
there and you don't like either one of them.
Speaker 10 (18:53):
I don't like them. I just I don't know what
the hub is.
Speaker 6 (18:57):
The hubbub about Springsteen and McCartney.
Speaker 9 (18:59):
Was their longevity and the fact that a lot of
people love it. But I'm something I don't know. See,
I don't know what that is.
Speaker 2 (19:06):
So this is where people say I'm picking on you,
I'm bullying you, on berating you. Actually, I'd like to
do something even more severe to you than those because
these are silly commons.
Speaker 10 (19:19):
Some people are.
Speaker 9 (19:19):
Followers though in life it's like, oh, I'll wear that
pair of pants too, or I'll wear those sneakers are
Everyone loves the Beatles. I guess I'm supposed to love them.
Everyone's crazy about Bruce Springsteen. I should like the Boss
or it looks like I don't know music.
Speaker 2 (19:30):
So yeah, Springsteen is still writing music. Billy Joel doesn't
write music anymore. Springsteen doesn't either. When's the last time
Billy Joel wrote a hit. It's been a long it's decades.
Springsteen's still writing stuff, still writing stuff that's relevant. McCartney's
still writing music at his age.
Speaker 10 (19:53):
Is it relevant though?
Speaker 2 (19:53):
I don't know.
Speaker 10 (19:54):
I'd have to look at the lyrics.
Speaker 2 (19:55):
Maybe maybe McCartney isn't. But I don't know how relevant,
you know, Billy Joels, Hey, piano man, play me a song?
Speaker 10 (20:04):
Well you say it like that, It really got into me.
It sounds a little bit of the actual airways piano man.
I don't think that's how it goes.
Speaker 6 (20:13):
Play me a song tonight.
Speaker 10 (20:15):
It's we're all of the mood for melody.
Speaker 6 (20:17):
I'm feeling all right here you go? Thank you? Yes, Paul.
Speaker 4 (20:20):
This is the part, though the Billy Joel documentary that
I would actually like to hear about. He stopped making
pop music his last saw musical album, the Original Work
nineteen ninety three. That's thirty two years. Was that a
smart move by him? Because a lot of people only
want the early work of an artist, or the hit
work of an artist. If you go to see You Too,
(20:42):
you want their first fifteen years of songs.
Speaker 8 (20:44):
A lot of people.
Speaker 4 (20:45):
Yeah, I wonder if that was a smart move by
Billy Joel to not produce any more new music.
Speaker 2 (20:50):
I'm sure he would love to write new music because
if it's in you and you experience things and then
you want to write it down.
Speaker 6 (20:59):
And I don't have any problem, you know.
Speaker 2 (21:01):
I saw Hall and Oates and they started playing new
music and the reaction was not good at all. Meanwhile,
John Fogerty warmed up, was the warm up act. He
played all of his hits and people fell in love
again with John Fogerty. I'm you know, you play what
you think your audience wants to hear. I mean, that's
really what it comes down to. You'll find bands that go,
(21:23):
we gotta play this song again. Yes, yes, that's why
we're here. Yeah, I would like to I'd like to
hear that.
Speaker 6 (21:31):
Is that okay? Yes? Seton?
Speaker 8 (21:34):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (21:34):
It's tough too, and certain cities always get great shows,
and then there's other cities that are almost used as
like a warm up for the tour. So I live
in one of those warm up cities. And it has
happened several times when you go see a band and
it's the very first date of their tour. And we
actually had this one dude, this band Lucero, who's really
(21:56):
really good. He stood up there and opened the show.
But you know, everybody wants to hear the songs that
they know. And he stood up there and they played
one song and he's like, well, we're gonna be jerks
tonight because we're only playing new stuff.
Speaker 1 (22:08):
We're warming up for the tour.
Speaker 3 (22:10):
We're like, god, dude, this sucked. But at least he
just said like, well, we're gonna be jerks tonight. We're
playing a lot of new stuff. We'll get some old
ones in out of the way, but we're trying to
figure out how this set works.
Speaker 2 (22:20):
Also, when you look at the life of a comedian
and the life of a musician, musician you can play
the same songs over and over and over. Comedians can't
do that. For them to go out on tour and
do another stand up, you know, special, they have to
have new material. Musicians don't have to. In fact, we
(22:41):
want you to play all the old stuff. Imagine if
you get up there and all of a sudden you're
telling the same joke that you told twenty years ago,
thirty years ago.
Speaker 3 (22:53):
Yes, Seaton, is it weird though that Sometimes I like
hearing comics tell the joke I already know.
Speaker 2 (23:01):
But David Sidaris great writer, yes, one of the funniest
people in America. When I saw him do a show,
he reads from his book and it so the book
is new material, but he's just reading from his book
and it's hilarious. But he's able to tell those stories.
(23:22):
Even when you go see David Sidaris in concert, people
yell out tell the story about you know this, tell
the story about He's able to do that. But he's
telling stories, and I guess that's different than telling a joke.
He's telling you a story, an anecdote, and I think
(23:44):
that's the difference. But gosh, to be a comedian and
just keep cranking out stuff that is difficult and the
joke that you told twenty years ago doesn't hold up
now for whatever reason. You know, you're trying to do
a modern spin on an old joke. You get comedians
(24:04):
who are repurposing jokes from people.
Speaker 3 (24:07):
Yes, yeah, Like there are some comics like Bill Burr
Say or Shane Gillis whatever I've watched or listened to
online them tell the same jokes a dozen times, maybe
a hundred times, some of them because they're so funny.
They make me laugh every single time. Bill Burr actually
has a lot that have gone by the wayside. Yes, yes,
(24:27):
like oh hey, whatever happened to that stand up special?
It's not around it anymore. Oh, but they're just as funny.
Some of that material is just as funny.
Speaker 2 (24:34):
Twenty years later, Paul McCartney is publicly stated that he
wishes he had written the Billy Joel's song Just the
Way You Are. He says that he admires the song
and wishes that he had written.
Speaker 6 (24:46):
The song himself.
Speaker 10 (24:47):
A lovely song.
Speaker 6 (24:48):
Yes it is, but you didn't know that.
Speaker 10 (24:50):
I forgot.
Speaker 9 (24:51):
Yeah, I did watch every second of the five hours,
but it's slipped my mind which one he preferred.
Speaker 10 (24:55):
But that doesn't make sense. It's a very nice one.
Speaker 2 (24:57):
I mean, you do think or you would remember if
Paul McCartney said, you know, that's the one. He wrote
a lot of really good songs, Todd.
Speaker 10 (25:04):
I think if Daryl.
Speaker 9 (25:05):
Hall had said that, I remember that Just the Way
You Are was Daryl Hall's favor.
Speaker 2 (25:12):
Sorry and Panama City. Hi, Corey, what's on your mind today?
Speaker 13 (25:16):
Okay?
Speaker 11 (25:17):
Man?
Speaker 14 (25:17):
How someone to say?
Speaker 13 (25:18):
Stuck at Todd and he'll have a great day?
Speaker 6 (25:20):
Wait, could you tell us why you say suck at Todd.
Speaker 15 (25:24):
Oh no, no, no, he just asked for it, So
no reason.
Speaker 6 (25:27):
Oh oh okay, so no reason behind that? You okay
with that?
Speaker 10 (25:33):
I guess.
Speaker 9 (25:34):
So the assignment was youre to elaborate a little further
as to why you feel that way.
Speaker 2 (25:37):
Yeah, that's if if you feel that way, you can
tell Todd that Todd is now inviting that criticism.
Speaker 10 (25:43):
It works both ways.
Speaker 9 (25:44):
If you happen to really like one of us, you
share with what the positive things are, Okay both sides.
Speaker 4 (25:50):
Yes, Paul, I don't think it's healthy to want to
know why people would dislike you. That seems like you
shouldn't ignore it or not care about it.
Speaker 6 (25:58):
Well, id's kind of a glutton for punishment there.
Speaker 9 (26:02):
I think it's an opportunity to get better and improve.
It's like, you know what, you got a point there,
Ralph from Salt lakesit.
Speaker 6 (26:06):
But you never you never change anything.
Speaker 9 (26:09):
No, Ultimately, I'm gonna do what I wanted, and that's
my personality.
Speaker 10 (26:12):
Like it or don't like.
Speaker 9 (26:13):
I'd like to think more people like me than don't.
But you know, not everyone's going to love you. That's
just the world we live in.
Speaker 6 (26:18):
Uh, yes, seton.
Speaker 11 (26:20):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (26:20):
I mean it's kind of a we're in a unique
situation where people have indirectly been encouraged to call in
and tell one group or another to suck it. It
is kind of a nice extension of this. I don't know.
This bit's been going on for a good dozen years
or so. Why exactly do we need to suck it?
I don't know. I think it's a natural extension of
(26:43):
this storyline.
Speaker 10 (26:44):
Pretty sure shirts were made too, We actually marketed they were.
Speaker 3 (26:47):
It was a contest to see which row sucked it more,
the front or back, so I could front row, so
I could bankrow.
Speaker 8 (26:53):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (26:54):
Uh is the front row bothered by Marvin Paulli suck
in front row?
Speaker 8 (27:04):
No, I'm all good.
Speaker 6 (27:06):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (27:06):
For whatever reason, we don't get it near as much historically.
Speaker 6 (27:11):
Okay, but no not.
Speaker 3 (27:13):
I think once I moved to the back row, the
front row started getting a lot more. And then when
I was in the front row, we almost never got
it because it was Andrew and Todd back here. That
is yes, real sucket territory, the dark cloud.
Speaker 2 (27:28):
Yeah, that is just round zero man there Todd in Indiana.
Speaker 13 (27:33):
Hi Todd, Hey, Dan, Hey, Fritzy is a fellow to
t owd you stay strong.
Speaker 10 (27:40):
Brother, all right, I appreciate that.
Speaker 13 (27:42):
Hey, the reason I'm calling you're talking about doing this, uh,
this race and I'm in Valparaiso, Indiana, just down the
roads in South Bend. You guys are coming to South Bend.
Tyra Rack has got a wonderful test track there, and Uh,
I own a race timing business. I timeks and marathons
and all sorts of different races. So I will be
(28:03):
more than happy to set up a showdown for the
Dan Patrick Show in South Bend. You guys get your
time to train. I think it'd be a fun event
for everyone.
Speaker 6 (28:15):
Okay, we'll take that under consideration.
Speaker 2 (28:18):
Ton I don't know who's going to run this race,
but if five goes to the fastest person on the
Dan Patrick Show or can go to a charity of
your choice, yes, tot.
Speaker 10 (28:31):
I don't know why I'm saying this because he stuck
up for me. So Todd and Dana has the only
stop watch that exists the in the country. Wow, Wow,
my phone has something very similar. I also haven't watched.
That's why we heard you.
Speaker 6 (28:48):
It was a nice gesture on his part, Todd.
Speaker 9 (28:50):
I know he said, like, there's that for a living.
He's a professional timer of events.
Speaker 2 (28:54):
I'm don't catch Jim in Michigan. Hi Jim, what's on
your mind today?
Speaker 14 (28:59):
I just wanted to touch base with you.
Speaker 5 (29:01):
I consider you very literate in terms of your music taste,
and I know you campaigned for Foreigner to hit into
the Hall of Fame.
Speaker 14 (29:10):
I wanted to get your thought on jefsore Tull. I
grew up in my collegiate years, loved them. I didn't
know if you had any particular affection or dislike for
that particular group.
Speaker 2 (29:21):
Uh, that was in my wheelhouse, sitting on a park bench.
I didn't see Jethro Tall in concert. I guess I
couldn't get by the What was he play in the flute?
And he was in tights?
Speaker 3 (29:38):
He comes running out?
Speaker 6 (29:40):
Yeah? And I but but but I did have aqualung.
Speaker 3 (29:44):
I it's not his running down his nose.
Speaker 4 (29:51):
Yes, I remember as a young man being very confused
when I found out Jethro Tull was not a person.
And Ian Anderson is the name back to see a
person named jethrow up on stage? Yeah, didn't he do
thick as a brick? I believe, But I think he
had two albums that I remember having in my collection.
(30:12):
But I'm busy with other hall of fames. I got
to get Sonny Vaccaro in the basketball Hall of Fame.
I gotta get Barry Melrose into the hockey Hall of Fame,
mel Kiper into the football Hall of Fame. But they
shouldn't be that difficult foreigner out of nowhere, out of nowhere.
(30:32):
But I really believe that.
Speaker 2 (30:34):
They should have been in the rock and roll Hall
of Fame, and they finally got in, so I was
very happy for that.
Speaker 6 (30:41):
They got a lot of hits there.
Speaker 2 (30:42):
Let's see, get a couple more phone calls in here,
Rob in Austin, Hi, Rob, what's on your mind today?
Speaker 5 (30:51):
Six five? And yesterday you were talking to Gronk could
have got me taken. I forgot about that Julia Jones catch. Yeah,
And I was just wondering, what's the best catch you've
ever seen, regardless of the situation. It could be out
of bounds or whatever. And in your Sports Center days
(31:13):
he played he's a wide receiver for the Pittsburgh Pittsburgh Steelers.
And can you say his name for me?
Speaker 6 (31:21):
Heins warned.
Speaker 2 (31:24):
Heins worded, thank you, thank you, Ron the greatest catch
I've ever seen on the football field. I would put
Edelman's catch against the Falcons because of the importance of it.
You can watch that over and over and still come
away going, I don't know how he caught that ball.
(31:45):
I just don't know how he caught that ball. But
every possession counted and you're down eight points. If I'm
I'm just looking at the importance of the catch that
that comes to mind because we were talking about it
yesterday with gronk Uh Chris in California.
Speaker 6 (32:05):
Hi, Chris, what's on your mind today?
Speaker 15 (32:08):
Hey Dan, good morning. You know I'm gonna have to
agree with Todd. I think the Beatles are overrated. If
you did a pull of more songs on your playlist,
led Zeppelin, Rolling Stones, the Beatles. I think we're just
grown that we have to love the Beatles. They were
pioneers and I get that, but no one really listens
to their songs. On my playlist. I have Band on
(32:28):
the Run, and like Todd said, that's a Wings song.
I just think we've been grown that you have to
like the Beatles. I don't think they're that good. Give
me Hall of Notes over the Beatles.
Speaker 10 (32:37):
Todd. I'm sorry, That's what I'm talking about. That just
was about as well said as you can learn.
Speaker 6 (32:42):
Thank you Chris, thank you Mary.
Speaker 10 (32:46):
Id Bless them.
Speaker 6 (32:47):
I don't. I don't need to defend the Beatles. I don't.
I won't.
Speaker 3 (32:55):
You know, it's it's I of the beholder or ear
of the beholder. Yes, there is a certain amount of like,
if you're doing a list, you have to start with
some order of Beatles, Rolling Stones, like led Zeppelin.
Speaker 2 (33:13):
Like importance, right, I guess yeah, But what else would
you base it off of? They all had sure can't
be songwriting. Wow with the Stones Stones could write some music.
Speaker 6 (33:30):
Zeppelin. I never liked the lyrics. I don't think the
lyrics were great.
Speaker 3 (33:34):
They're not great. You're right, But the.
Speaker 6 (33:35):
Song, the sound, nobody had that sound you had.
Speaker 2 (33:40):
You had an unbelievable lead singer, you had greatest rock
and roll drummer, and you can make the argument greatest
rock and roll guitars.
Speaker 3 (33:47):
Led Zeppelin's lyrics are not much different than Tiptoe through
the Tulips, essentially the same thing.
Speaker 2 (33:53):
Well they were doing, Uh, what what is the book?
Like Hobbit stuff? Yeah, the Lord of the Rings Hobbit
and I don't like any of that stuff. But Motor, Motor, Motor,
there's a there's a lyric in one of their songs. Yeah,
(34:18):
but I can be honest about Zeppelin. I love Zeppelin,
but the lyrics are not good, not good. But that
the sound sound is awesome, yes it is. But the
I mean, the Beatles were a boy band who then
they changed music.
Speaker 6 (34:34):
What they did? Oh my god.
Speaker 2 (34:36):
Now I'm not going to defend him. Don't need to
defend him. Yes, oh no, stay in my lane.
Speaker 6 (34:44):
Haul of notes. Better than the Beatles.
Speaker 2 (34:47):
I mean, I get Oasis saying they're better than the
Beatles just because of those you know, the two brothers
you know, but I guess they sold more album. I
forget what they based that off. Oasis came out and
said we're bigger, better than the Beatles, and uh, I
just remember like five songs from Oasis, but they were,
(35:11):
they were great song unbelievable songs. Yes see, yeah they do. Uh.
Speaker 3 (35:14):
I forget who the DJ is in England or in
the UK who always does like the best bands ever? Yeah,
and I think they I think it does it almost
every year, probably around New Year's And it was a
big deal when finally for the first year Oasis jumped
to the Beatles to go to number one.
Speaker 2 (35:32):
It's a very big deal, Okay, I mean i'd see
him in concert yet I've never seen him in concert.
I just would make sure I'm not on the kiss camp,
especially if I'm there with my brother.
Speaker 3 (35:45):
It's going to get it awkward for you and Anthony.
Speaker 2 (35:47):
Guess when I take Anthony up to a show in
Bangor Maine, I'll be holding on to him.
Speaker 6 (35:53):
Yeah. Yes, Paul does it.
Speaker 4 (35:55):
And this is obvious. It helps the Beatles legacy that
they didn't stick around too long for a number of reasons.
But like they had an eight year run of relevancy
nineteen sixty three to nineteen seventy one, two not even
and that's it. When they made songs, they only toured
for two and a half years worldwide. They were never
a touring ben right, and that made them more desirable
(36:17):
in my not putting out bad albums at the end
or way after.
Speaker 2 (36:21):
But what they put out it was a great album
after great album. They were sort of like Sandy Kofax. Yes,
they had a window of seven, you know, six seven,
eight years where you went, damn, we don't talk about
Sandy Kofax though anymore. But we do still talk about
the Beatles, and we'll talk about the Beatles the rest
of our lives and our children's lives.
Speaker 4 (36:44):
Yes, like an athlete like Barry Sanders, never putting out
bad work or staying too long. Athletes like that, a shorter,
great career with no faults.
Speaker 2 (36:52):
Let's take a break. We're gonna play a fun NFL game.
We'll do so next.
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Speaker 6 (37:24):
Do you want to go over the pole question? Result
so far? Seaton?
Speaker 3 (37:29):
Yeah, I'd be happy to. Who was the bully in
the first segment of the show, Dan, You're still hovering
at about seventy five percent of the apps, which is great.
Who would win in a five K race? Zion Williamson
or Rob our video editor right now, Rob holding steady
at about sixty seven percent of that vote. We also
have this is one from paul You can have one
(37:52):
of these two hundred and fifty thousand dollars or be
completely jacked.
Speaker 2 (38:00):
Okay, we did something at the end of the show
yesterday that what was it? You had five hundred thousand
dollars or you can flip a coin and if you
guess right, you get thirty million dollars or nothing.
Speaker 6 (38:15):
And I think Fritzy, you and Seaton lost.
Speaker 10 (38:21):
Yes, okay, we went for a thirty million and we
ended with nothing.
Speaker 6 (38:24):
But Marvin and Paulie, I think Dylan ended up. They
ended up getting their thirty million dollars. Yeah, yeah, but.
Speaker 3 (38:32):
That was a would you do that in real life?
It's about the pay structure here too. Actually, I think
it's the front U I guess thirty million and the
wow wow, yes Marvin.
Speaker 10 (38:44):
What needs to be said?
Speaker 7 (38:45):
Yeah, yes, Mark, Fritzy thid the words out of my
mouth the same one needed to be said.
Speaker 2 (38:50):
Yeah, would you do that? Five hundred thousand dollars flip
a coin? But I'm not going to make it thirty million.
I'm going to make it five millions. So it's five
hundred thousand or five million. Flip a coin todd, would
you flip the coin for the five hundred thousand to
get five million?
Speaker 10 (39:08):
I would walk away with the five hundred thousand and.
Speaker 6 (39:10):
Not see what about you?
Speaker 3 (39:12):
So what explain it again?
Speaker 6 (39:14):
Five hundred thousand?
Speaker 3 (39:16):
You just give me five hundred thousand, yes.
Speaker 2 (39:18):
Or you can bet it on a coin toss to
get five million.
Speaker 3 (39:23):
H Man, five hundred thousand dollars is a lot of money,
so it's five million. Uh yeah, I'll go. I'll go
for the five million, Okay, but you get nothing? Yeah, yeah, yes,
I'll just be exactly what I am now, Yes, Marvin,
which five hundred thousand dollars would be an insane amount
of money for me to have right now. However, five
(39:44):
million is worth the coin flip.
Speaker 2 (39:45):
All right, Marvin, coin toss, No. Five hundred thousand, PAULI,
I would do the coin toss. Five million is put
your feet up money. Let's do the quick NFL game.
We'll go around the room, Paulie, give us the rules
of the quick fun NFL game.
Speaker 4 (39:59):
We do the every year. It's a little negative. Who's
the most unlosable player in the NFL that if this team,
this team lost this player, he was injured for the season,
You're like they're done taking away quarterbacks. Quarterbacks are off
the board. Isn't this most valuable most unlosable?
Speaker 2 (40:16):
I know, but it is that another way of saying
the most valuable is the most unlosable?
Speaker 4 (40:21):
More fun?
Speaker 6 (40:22):
Okay, the Todd who is the mup.
Speaker 10 (40:25):
Taking quarterbacks out?
Speaker 9 (40:26):
Saquon Barkley came to mind that the Eagles would be
in a lot of trump if they didn't have a
Saquon Buck. This'll be very good, but they wouldn't be
anywhere near as.
Speaker 6 (40:34):
The Seaton most unlosable player the.
Speaker 3 (40:39):
Moup um Man. It's probably some kind of edge rusher
for somebody. Yeah, I'm gonna go with the Bengals and Hendrickson.
They should really wrap him up. That's an unlosable player
for me. Okay, Marv Justin Jefferson, all right, Paul.
Speaker 4 (41:05):
I'm going TJ.
Speaker 13 (41:05):
Watt.
Speaker 4 (41:06):
That's a tenuous offense. They live on their defense. He's
still fantastic. He's off the team. They're not making the players.
Speaker 2 (41:12):
I would say Aiden Hutchinson because we saw what happened
when they didn't have him and that's a team that
can win the super Bowl because you have to look
at Okay, are we going to make the playoffs? Are
we gonna win a game in the playoffs? The Lions,
it's win a super Bowl. And I would say not
having him, you know, help prevent them from going to
(41:33):
the super Bowl last year. Yes, yes, Marvin.
Speaker 7 (41:35):
Are the Lions the one seed as team with the
most pressure to win a Super Bowl.
Speaker 2 (41:39):
It's getting there, like the Niners were there for a
few years, but they're not there anymore. I would say
the Bills in the Lions, Ravens. Yeah, yeah, I.
Speaker 6 (41:48):
Think you can.
Speaker 2 (41:49):
I think you can those all those those three together.
Coming up, we'll talk some football. Daniel Jeremiah former NFL scout.
He went to the Eagles camp. He's at the charge
Is camp today, works for NFL Network. He'll join us
in the final hour after this
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