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May 29, 2025 41 mins

With under 100 days to the NFL season, Dan and the Danettes discuss which teams have the most pressure on them in 2025. Comedian David Spade stops by to talk about his new stand-up special, tales of sitting courtside at Lakers games with other celebrities and the time he grilled Nick Swardson about his facial hair.

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
You are listening to the Dan Patrick Show on Fox
Sports Radio.

Speaker 2 (00:04):
It's the final hour on this Thursday. Comedian David Spade
will stop by here in a little bit more of
your phone calls as well. Have a new poll question
for you. Ninety nine days until the start of football season.
But who's counting? Who has the most pressure going into
this year's NFL sit?

Speaker 3 (00:26):
We're nice and early on this topic.

Speaker 4 (00:28):
Good for you.

Speaker 2 (00:28):
Yeah, yeah, I figured i'd jump right in lay claim
to this, todd Oh quick with the hand.

Speaker 5 (00:34):
I'm gonna say, Josh Allen and the Bills.

Speaker 6 (00:36):
It's been so close and they're flirting with it, and
how much longer before you start getting that oh oh,
the windows closing on the Bills.

Speaker 5 (00:41):
In Josh Allen?

Speaker 2 (00:42):
All Right, Marvin, how about you your recommendation nominee for
the most pressure.

Speaker 7 (00:48):
The Detroit Lions. They've been on the cusp for a
couple of years now, that'll time for them to step up.

Speaker 2 (00:53):
Okay, Now, have we moved past the San Francisco forty
nine ers with being on the cusp here and brought
Perty just signed a new deal, so you've moved past
your Niners. No pressure on the Niners, but you got
most pressure on the Lions.

Speaker 4 (01:08):
Huh.

Speaker 7 (01:08):
Well they've gotten to a super Bowl.

Speaker 4 (01:11):
Okay, all right, so they're good.

Speaker 2 (01:15):
I okay, all right, Paulie. The most pressure going into
the NFL season, it starts in ninety nine days.

Speaker 3 (01:23):
Those guys took the top two. I'm gonna go slash
John Harbaugh, Lamar Jackson. They have to advance deep. They
have to make a Super Bowl.

Speaker 4 (01:32):
That's the correct answer. Lamar Jackson.

Speaker 2 (01:34):
Wow, you and you could say, yes, I have the
answers to the test right here. Yeah, I already got
it from the Commissioner Seaton. Do you have a nominee
for most pressure this upcoming season? I was gonna say,
Lamar Jackson, Well, now that you know the right answer,
it turns out we both got it right. I'm gonna say,
how about Tua and the Miami Dolphins.

Speaker 8 (01:57):
Okay, there was a little bit of a indo there,
but that is closing. People are heading for the hills.
No one knows what's gonna happen with Tyreek. He I
think two has got a very short leash there this.
They have to do something great this year.

Speaker 2 (02:12):
Yeah, I think it's on Lamar, because okay, are you
going to vote for him for MVP again even if
he has the best season, knowing that they flame out
in the postseason. And John Harball. John Harball and Mike
Tomlin are similar. Their careers are very similar. I think
their resume is winning won Super Bowl. But John Harball's

(02:33):
had the MVP at quarterback. Mike Tomlin hasn't had a quarterback,
And I think the pressure is on hard. I think
the most pressure is on Harball and Lamar Jackson.

Speaker 3 (02:42):
Yes, point Seeden mentioned Miami. Mike McDaniel, fun story, likable guy.
You know two years ago he had the second ranked
offensive football. Last year they were twenty second and they
didn't make the playoffs. You missed the playoffs again and
don't improve. It's a chill on him. He's cooled off.

Speaker 8 (03:00):
Oh.

Speaker 2 (03:01):
I think this would make or break break year for
him to keep his job. And I think also with Tua,
although they did sign him to that big contract here,
but and and look, he can put up great numbers,
but you just you got to see postseason success. You've
got to get to the postseason. Yeah, yeah, that's the thing.

Speaker 8 (03:20):
I mean, they invested in that team and they're not
doing anything in the postseason. You got to you got
to get some return for it. And I understand the
Buffalo part of this. At some point you have to
break through, you have to get to the super Bowl.
But I think we looked at Buffalo.

Speaker 2 (03:36):
We underrated Buffalo last year, and as a result anything
that they did, we're like, man, they're a lot better
than we thought. Uh, still a dangerous team. And maybe
the pressure is more on Josh Allen if he wants
to be the best player in the NFL, or recognize
is the best player. Trying to think if there's anybody
else that comes to mind, I think there's a little

(03:57):
more pressure on Joe Burrow than you would normally think,
because he did say to management, I got to have
those guys signed up. I gotta have Jamar Chase and
t Higgins. And I would I would think, Okay, we
did what you asked for, Now make the postseason. Yes, yes, Tod,
I would.

Speaker 5 (04:15):
Put the pressure.

Speaker 6 (04:16):
I'd stay with that group, but I would say the team,
specifically the defense. Joe Burrow put up some great numbers,
and on many cases and many occasions throughout the season,
the defense let them down.

Speaker 5 (04:25):
The Bengal defense specifically better step up for that.

Speaker 4 (04:27):
Team, Yes, Bowley.

Speaker 3 (04:29):
I'll also throw in there as a contender, maybe not
a first ballot. The Pittsburgh Steelers, Mike Tomlin and their
general manager. They've had a rough offseason perception wise. And
if they do Land Rogers and they don't get better.
They were ten and seven last year. They weren't awful.
But if the Bengals get better and they go the
other direction, I don't know how many years Mike Tomlin

(04:49):
can get away with this if they don't make the.

Speaker 2 (04:51):
Playoffs, because okay, there could be pressure on the Steelers
and on Mike Tomlin if they get Aaron Rodgers, and
then if they don't get Aaron Rodgers. Like either way
it's different pressure. It's like why didn't you guys get
another quarterback? Why didn't you draft a quarterback?

Speaker 4 (05:09):
Why?

Speaker 2 (05:10):
Why didn't why didn't you take Shador Sanders or Jackson
Dart when you could have. But if you get Aaron Rodgers,
it's like, Okay, this is what you wanted, this is
what you waited for, this is where you you bowed
down to him, You acquiesced to Aaron Rodgers. Now what
are we going to get out of this? So I
would throw the Steelers. Mike Tomlin in there as well. Yes, Marvin,

(05:32):
a question for the room. A second tier pressure team.
The Houston Texans they cooled off because they were hotter
than fish grease the year before.

Speaker 4 (05:42):
It's c J.

Speaker 7 (05:43):
Strausbroky year. Then they got hot, then they cooled off.
Now what do you think about them going into year three?

Speaker 4 (05:49):
Well, they had injuries.

Speaker 2 (05:50):
Why you know that they're wide receivers, Tank Dell, you
know Stefan Diggs. That situation, I guess see Jay Stround
maybe a little of was it a one hit wonder?
Can you can you try to reclaim that?

Speaker 8 (06:07):
So?

Speaker 2 (06:07):
Yeah, I guess you know, second tier pressure. We've created
a new category, yes, Paul.

Speaker 3 (06:13):
Second tier pressure on Michael Pennix taking over the Falcons. Light,
second tier pressure.

Speaker 2 (06:19):
I would sprinkle light, smattering, yes, smattering of light. That
would be a light beer. I think it's not a stout.
It's sud you know Guinness. Yes, Yes, Tom.

Speaker 6 (06:32):
Pressure on Jane Daniels to prove it was not some
kind of fluke, that he can do this consistently the
next year.

Speaker 2 (06:38):
Now, I'm going to give him a Hall pass for
this upcoming season. I think there's gonna be a little
bit of a letdown there, I do. But I'm not
going to go, oh, you know he's not who we
thought he was, because I do think he can. He
has the potential to be a special quarterback. You know,
the league gets another shot at you, understand what you do,

(06:59):
tendencies how to beat you. And I keep bringing this up.
They won I think seven games in the last possession.
While that's great and you love having that ability.

Speaker 4 (07:10):
To win those games, that's not sustainable in the NFL. Yes, PAULI,
here's some.

Speaker 3 (07:16):
More level two pressure, and it could be level one. Okay,
Trevor Lawrence at this juncture, he's not the young star anymore.
He's the veteran whose team was four and thirteen.

Speaker 2 (07:29):
I don't think that's secondary pressure. I don't think he's
in the second tier first tier. Yes, yes, he's getting
paid like these other guys are big time money.

Speaker 4 (07:39):
You got an offensive.

Speaker 2 (07:41):
Minded head coach who did a great job with Baker Mayfield.
Now I got to see something and I would put him.
I'd lump him in there with the tier one pressure
group here. Yes, mar did we just invent.

Speaker 4 (07:55):
A new game?

Speaker 3 (07:55):
Tier one pressure, Tier two pressure.

Speaker 2 (07:58):
This will end up on Nick Wright's show on Fox
Sports one this afternoon, because he loves to do those tiers,
you know, different different levels there he has pauling.

Speaker 3 (08:06):
Imagine during OTA's the Jacksonville media is there and I'll said,
excuse me, Trevor, I don't know if you've heard you're
on level one pressure quarter to the Dan patchow your thoughts.

Speaker 4 (08:14):
Yes, yes, Todd.

Speaker 6 (08:16):
When we put Justin Herbert and the Chargers kind of
in no man's land, he wants to be considered and
many do an elite quarterback, but how they got to
go a lot further than they have to be considered
like a great quarterback.

Speaker 2 (08:27):
Well, Jim Harball has already come out to say, Trevor
Lawrence is a Hall of Fame quarterback or going to
be a Hall of Fame quarterback. And meanwhile, you're a
coach who loves to run the football. So you have
a Hall of Fame quarterback, but you you're gonna choose
to play like you did at Michigan when you had
JJ McCarthy as your quarterback, but you still ran the football.

Speaker 3 (08:46):
Yeah, Pauli, it's very interesting with Justin Herbert. Last year
they didn't do a lot in the postseason but they were.
He was eleven and six as a starter. He had
both the best season and the worst season his career.
His stats were all down, but his efficiency was up.
His interceptions were down, his completion percentage was way up.
He's a very efficient quarterback with not eye popping numbers.

Speaker 4 (09:08):
Well, this is what Harball wants, you know.

Speaker 2 (09:11):
You know JJ McCarthy was drafted in the top five,
but if you watch Michigan play, they never it felt like,
relied on JJ McCarthy to win a game. And maybe
that's what Jim Harball wants. They're going to play great defense,
run the football, and then you're gonna pick your spots
for Justin Herbert.

Speaker 4 (09:27):
Yes, Marvin.

Speaker 7 (09:28):
On the opposite end, you said the Washington Washington Commanders
are on scholarship. Is there anybody else in the NFL
that's on scholarship this year?

Speaker 2 (09:38):
M oh, you know Nick Sirianni of the Eagles. Let's
say he's on scholarship. You know, Caleb Williams is another
guy who is gonna have that I would say level one,
that tier one pressure. I think, Okay, you got a
better team here. You want to be in Chicago, now

(09:58):
prove it. So I would say that that would be
level one.

Speaker 4 (10:05):
I'm not sure. Who do we have a level three?
What pressure?

Speaker 3 (10:11):
Is it pressure? If you are at level three, that's
a good point, right, So that would be.

Speaker 2 (10:17):
A Russel Wilson. Russell Wilson have level three pressure on him?
Or is it level two?

Speaker 3 (10:25):
He has level two career pressure to finish up strong ish,
no pressure to raise up the giants, right.

Speaker 8 (10:36):
Okay, however, in order to save his career he needs
to raise up the giants dichotomy.

Speaker 4 (10:44):
But this is level two pressure, career pressure with a
potential level one payout for him.

Speaker 8 (10:52):
But shouldn't you know career hanging by a thread pressure
be more significant than two. That feels like a grade
A number one type of pressure.

Speaker 2 (11:03):
But I don't know if people look at it that
way with him anymore. I think in Denver maybe we
looked at it like, all right, let's show Seattle why
they made a mistake. And then we realized and then.

Speaker 4 (11:15):
We got to Pittsburgh and we're like, Okay, let me
see what he can do now with the giants. You're like,
you know, you had a pretty good career, yeah, Paul.

Speaker 3 (11:23):
Just to clarify, level one and great a pressure is
the same correct?

Speaker 4 (11:27):
Yeah, O got it.

Speaker 8 (11:28):
Yeah, yeah, they already got the videos of Russ too.
It's like there's like four quarterbacks all throwing. Only one
of them is in like a full uniform.

Speaker 2 (11:38):
Of course, Russ probably goes to bed in the football uniform.
He's always like EyeBlack, he's ready to go, short shirt,
except for one guy. He's in his game pants.

Speaker 6 (11:55):
Oh our bon Nicks Seowan painting the Broncos on a
mini scholarship because they got a lot further than a
lot of people thought.

Speaker 5 (12:03):
Having been win maybe six to seven games.

Speaker 6 (12:05):
The fact that they just made it to the playoffs
even though they got blown out by Buffalo.

Speaker 4 (12:09):
I'm going to say, yeah, you're on a one year scholarship. There,
I do. But I think they surprised us.

Speaker 2 (12:17):
And then they made the playoffs and then they got
blown out by Buffalo.

Speaker 4 (12:21):
So do you a great ton? I don't know.

Speaker 6 (12:26):
I hope that's not their mindset going in that, like
it doesn't matter how great we are this year we
got to the playoffs.

Speaker 2 (12:30):
No, you asked me, this wasn't I'm not thinking about
the Broncos, like, of course they want to make the
playoffs again.

Speaker 4 (12:38):
They can't go.

Speaker 2 (12:39):
Guys, don't worry about it. Dan Patrick said, we're on
a one year scholarship.

Speaker 5 (12:42):
I think I think I.

Speaker 6 (12:43):
Think they're on a mini scholarship because of how well
they played and how Boat played in his first year.

Speaker 5 (12:48):
If things don't go well, at least they had this
past year.

Speaker 4 (12:51):
All right, yes, Marvan.

Speaker 7 (12:52):
Then we have the rest of the team's Tier Ruble,
the Titans, Dang Teerable Colts, the Patriots, the Jets.

Speaker 2 (13:03):
Any pressure on Mike Vrabel in New England that tier
tier three pressure question mark.

Speaker 3 (13:12):
Yes, he's got the one year legend Hall pass, though
the classic one year legend player coming back to save
the day Hall pass. Mayo didn't get that big of.

Speaker 4 (13:22):
A Hall Yeah, but they didn't even give they gave
Mayo a year.

Speaker 3 (13:24):
Yeah, Rabel's New England legend. He gets the one.

Speaker 4 (13:28):
Year Hall pass. Okay, Yeah.

Speaker 9 (13:29):
See.

Speaker 8 (13:29):
The problem though with Rabel is that he's already coached
before and did pretty well. There's expectations on him. He's
at GIROD. Mayo was coming like, all right, let's see
if he can do it. Uh, turns out he can't.

Speaker 2 (13:41):
How much pressure is on Bronc Party Level one Level
two level three pressure, level three Yeah, okay.

Speaker 8 (13:53):
I don't see any pressure on that line.

Speaker 4 (13:55):
Same, I would see you what about well you're a
Niners apology.

Speaker 7 (13:58):
But he's also gotten to a super Bowl and the
other guys we talked about haven't.

Speaker 4 (14:02):
A team friendly deal. It's a boss. He's a hero.
So nobody.

Speaker 2 (14:06):
Nobody thinks rock Perty is under pressure, you know, tier
one or tier two pulk.

Speaker 3 (14:11):
I think tier one slash too if I could be
somewhere in between though.

Speaker 8 (14:14):
No, no, no, sorry, that's not how it's one or two.
I didn't see the like in or ol No, I
just created Okay, I would say that tier two pressure
for brock Purty because now a failed season is on him,
not others, and injuries won't matter.

Speaker 5 (14:30):
Yes, tod Mark Sanchez was just texting us.

Speaker 6 (14:33):
He loves this segment mini scholarship, tier two light pressure.
He's just loving the phraseology but coming up with going
into this season having.

Speaker 4 (14:41):
A ball, Thank you, You're welcome, Thank Mark.

Speaker 5 (14:46):
He listens every day.

Speaker 6 (14:48):
He likes to, he likes to kind of check in,
but he loves these phrases we used to describe the
levels of pressure.

Speaker 8 (14:53):
All right, He had that New York Jets pressure. He
gets it.

Speaker 4 (14:56):
Okay, again, he did he have tier one pressure?

Speaker 8 (15:02):
I think he played his way into tier one pressure.
He had some a couple of good years there. They
beat the Patriots a couple of times, they take a couple.

Speaker 4 (15:09):
Of title games.

Speaker 8 (15:10):
Yeah, he played his way into expectations.

Speaker 3 (15:16):
He had the team traded up to get me pressure.
I think the Jets trade up at least ten picks
to get Mark Sanchez.

Speaker 8 (15:22):
That's pressure.

Speaker 4 (15:23):
That's pressure.

Speaker 8 (15:23):
That's Tier one pressure your day one, Tier.

Speaker 4 (15:26):
One, tier one market. Back us up on this, all right,
let me take a break. Just getting started, by the way,
good morning for you're watching Sports Emmy the folks. Okay,
are we on tier one pressure for next year Sports
Emmy or tier two?

Speaker 8 (15:46):
Where did we land with Russell Wilson against the same Yes,
kind of career with a squeak out, a win without
a super bowling.

Speaker 4 (15:57):
That's exactly who we are.

Speaker 3 (16:00):
Damn crush that man.

Speaker 2 (16:04):
Sometimes you don't want to know the answer to the
question you're asked, yes.

Speaker 6 (16:09):
Yes, Tom Sanchez says he was under tier one all
Caps pressure.

Speaker 3 (16:13):
Wow, caps pressure, cap?

Speaker 4 (16:18):
What are you the president of the United States?

Speaker 10 (16:20):
There?

Speaker 4 (16:20):
Mark, all Caps, no cap.

Speaker 2 (16:26):
So we're so We're Russell Wilson going into this next
Sports Timmy.

Speaker 8 (16:33):
Season, Russell Wilson post Steelers.

Speaker 7 (16:39):
Wait, no, no, we might be Mark Sanchez. We've gotten
to a couple of title games. Now we got to
get over the hump.

Speaker 3 (16:44):
Yeah okay, Yeah, By the way, if anyone wants to
know how this show is done, we in no way
playing that segment even a little bit. I think on
my screen that you see Dan, I put ninety nine
days to the NFL season and that was the only
jumping off.

Speaker 8 (17:00):
Yeah, that was it crushed the natural raw, natural talent. Yeah,
you know what I'm about. A round of applug. All right,
we'll take a break. David Spade, our buddy Well Jonas
coming up. More of your phone calls as well. This
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Speaker 2 (18:30):
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It's called Fly on the Wall and learn more about
his upcoming tour dates at Davidspade dot Com. Great to
see you again. We were just talking about there is
a moment. There's a clip that's been viral for a

(18:51):
long time where you're sitting with Chris Rock and you're
at a Laker game and Rock is talking to Kobe
trying to win. What was he talking to Kobe trying
to win? What was going on in that seo?

Speaker 13 (19:06):
Well, it was It all happened so fast, man.

Speaker 9 (19:09):
Well, you know, you can get our agency had these
great seats in the old days. They might still be
bumped right up to the Laker bench, and it's very odd.
I felt bad for the players because you sit right
next to them, like arm to arm, and you've just
got random idiots whoever's got some heat on them. They're
sitting next to you that game, and they're sweating there
in the middle of the huddle, and I'm like, we maybe.

Speaker 13 (19:31):
We should try a sucker trap, you know, But and.

Speaker 9 (19:34):
It's just it's it's a drag because they're there. But
Kobe sat there and and uh, half the game we'd switch,
you know, so we got to sit and pull it.
But they were all nice, all those players. But then
you know, in the heat of the moment, I think Kobe.
It was just a very odd situation where the camera's
panning over from Kobe and Chris, I think is.

Speaker 13 (19:54):
Talking to him.

Speaker 9 (19:54):
Yeah, And then I was laughing because I could tell
it wasn't clicking because Kobe was mamboed.

Speaker 13 (20:00):
You know.

Speaker 4 (20:02):
But okay, so what is Rock saying to Kobe?

Speaker 9 (20:06):
What he's saying is we don't know, but I know
he's saying a lot and he's just going on may.
If he's talking to me, I couldn't hear us aloud,
and if he's talking to Kobe, Kobe was worried about
something else. But it all looks funny. I like it all.

Speaker 2 (20:22):
Okay, But how do you get those tickets with your agency?
Like first Come, First serve?

Speaker 9 (20:28):
You just have to ask and say, hey, can I
come to one of these games? Or sometimes I'll call
and say do you want the tickets tonight? And you
know it's a little bit of a hassle. They're so good,
but at the last second sometimes they're like, oh, Mark
Wahlberg fell out. But sometimes you know, Rock is in town,
and last time I went to New York, I said,

(20:49):
I maybe went to the Knicks or maybe when he came,
we went there. But usually they can shake him up,
shake it out, if that's a term.

Speaker 13 (20:56):
And it's super fun. When I did a.

Speaker 9 (20:57):
Curb Your Enthusiasm episode, Oh thanks, a couple of people remember.

Speaker 13 (21:02):
The joke with that Larry. Because NBC has two sets
of tickets.

Speaker 9 (21:06):
They have those down on the floor and they have
some of the rafters and Larry asks for tickets and
they go, sure, sure, and the head of NBC gives
them tickets, but they're in the rafters and he goes,
I one of the other tickets, and then I'm with
the guy on the floor from NBC and he's mad
because he says Seinfeldt was bigger than just shoot me.

Speaker 13 (21:24):
Why do I get the floor seat? Which is a
good argument.

Speaker 2 (21:29):
But there is a pecking order of tickets that if
Mark Wohlburg wants tickets, that you're not getting the tickets.

Speaker 13 (21:36):
Well, I wouldn't make it that simple.

Speaker 9 (21:38):
I mean, I think a little bit, but no, I
would say I would give them Wahlburg.

Speaker 13 (21:43):
Yeah, or I'll sit with Wahlberg, you.

Speaker 8 (21:44):
Know what I mean.

Speaker 9 (21:45):
They sometimes go there's four so sometimes the agent's usually
you know, and then they'll bring one of their clients
or someone there courting, or someone's got a movie coming
Sometimes they say, you got a movie coming out, Let's
put you on the floor here, let's put you here
at the UFC fight. Let's pepper you around, sprinkle you,
and then it's just more promotion.

Speaker 4 (22:06):
I guess, right, do you start it next to a Kardashian.

Speaker 9 (22:12):
No, I saw Kimberly at the fiftieth SNL and I
never see her.

Speaker 13 (22:16):
I never see any of the Kardashians.

Speaker 4 (22:18):
Shockingly, how was that event?

Speaker 13 (22:22):
Well, then let's look at a clip. No, it was.

Speaker 9 (22:26):
I thought it was a lot of fun because because
we had.

Speaker 13 (22:31):
Everybody there, I thought the rehearsals were more fun. It
was three days this time.

Speaker 9 (22:34):
The fortieth was pretty quick, but this was three days
of rehearsing with different people and just walking around and
you know, it's your turf a little bit, because I
was honest, and I'll so you can go up to
almost anyone and go, hey, how's it going, and they
have to give minutes. But everyone's usually pretty like because
there's no plus ones either.

Speaker 13 (22:51):
It's just all it's all raw dogging.

Speaker 9 (22:54):
Just everyone is there alone in the audience and stuff.

Speaker 13 (22:57):
But I had a lot of fun. Yeah, for sure.

Speaker 2 (23:00):
So there's nobody you're nervous about walking up to and saying, hey,
oh yeah.

Speaker 13 (23:04):
There was I mean you just randomly. I saw Miley Cyrus,
who I think is great.

Speaker 9 (23:11):
I saw Jack Nicholson, who, uh, you know, everyone will
give you a few seconds, it's nice. I mean Bill
Murray was sitting next to me in the audience and
on the chart, and then I.

Speaker 13 (23:21):
Saw him back stage.

Speaker 9 (23:22):
I said, I think I'm sitting next to you, and
he was obviously overjoyed.

Speaker 13 (23:25):
And then when we got out there, beat filler, the
seat filler the whole three hours, I'm like, what's happening.
He never came out.

Speaker 4 (23:34):
Wow.

Speaker 9 (23:35):
He said they're eating like cantalope cubes they had cut
up in the back.

Speaker 2 (23:40):
Do you think that that because you went up to him,
that maybe that was the reason why he didn't come
out and he had.

Speaker 4 (23:46):
A seat filler spooked him. Maybe.

Speaker 13 (23:50):
I don't know if I spooked.

Speaker 9 (23:51):
Him down, because I'm an alumni on cast member number
three eight four seven, six' two, one and uh that's.

Speaker 13 (23:58):
What says on my membership. Card and, no they they
set it all up and Like i'm over.

Speaker 9 (24:03):
Here there's one SCENE i did in the end the
show WHERE i had to run in the audience and sit,
down and we did a rehearsal AND i forgot the
audience is.

Speaker 13 (24:10):
Empty.

Speaker 9 (24:10):
REHEARSAL i have thirty, seconds SO i run out of
the sketch and run the. Audience and then There's Jane
curtains in my seat In Chevy chase and they're, like,
hey can you.

Speaker 13 (24:17):
Guys And i'm, like no one plans this ahead of.

Speaker 9 (24:19):
TIME i have to scoot these legends out SO i
can squeak in and do my little. Bits that's, humor
it's Fund it was.

Speaker 2 (24:30):
Funny, Yeah, dandelion the stand, Ups Why, dandelion.

Speaker 13 (24:35):
Look at this banana in my hotel RUN i get
seen better. Days this is not off the. Presses this
is what they give. Me, Man, Man i'll make some banana. Bread,
Uh danli sorry to. Interrupt go go, Ahead, daniel.

Speaker 9 (24:54):
Don't look at this last first and, Knife i'm In.
Omaha you have An, Omaha, Dan, YES i.

Speaker 13 (25:00):
HAVE i THOUGHT i tricked.

Speaker 9 (25:02):
You, YEAH i got three cities In ohio next. Week
did you know there's three cities In?

Speaker 4 (25:07):
Ohio then There's, Cleveland columbus And.

Speaker 13 (25:10):
Cincinnati nice Try, newark.

Speaker 4 (25:15):
Oh oh you're going to Play. Newark. Wow, YEAH i
grow up In. Ohio, David, YES i.

Speaker 13 (25:23):
DID i know nothing about.

Speaker 4 (25:24):
You, yeah why don't you? CARE i know this is like.

Speaker 13 (25:28):
A sports morning show or. Something this is like.

Speaker 9 (25:31):
Region why don't you stand at your desk like some
of those other, guys.

Speaker 2 (25:39):
Because i'm not on a power. Trip because, okay whenever
you go On, letterman remember how High letterman's chair. Was
because it's a power. Thing it's a power thing that you.
Know he looks he's already six,' four but he he.
Has to he's talking down.

Speaker 4 (25:56):
To.

Speaker 9 (25:56):
YOU literally i never figured, that out and it was
on every show they would turn and let, him go
and what are?

Speaker 8 (26:02):
YOU doing i?

Speaker 9 (26:03):
Need HIM but i hurt, MY neck i hurt my
c five trying to look at him and tell him.

Speaker 2 (26:08):
My bits He's A, david, spade, actor, comedian Writer pod.

Speaker 7 (26:16):
Just.

Speaker 3 (26:16):
Move on are you In?

Speaker 13 (26:17):
Happy?

Speaker 4 (26:17):
GILMORE dude i am in A? Happy gillmore? Yes? Too
yes or is it? A? Secret, don't, No, No no
i've talked. About it i'm.

Speaker 13 (26:26):
In it exciting that's gonna be A mom Are you
are you? In it i'm not. IN it i wasn't
in the, first ONE but i was excited to hear, about.

Speaker 9 (26:34):
It, AND uh i wasn't in the first. ONE either
i was trying to GET anyway i was trying. To get.

Speaker 2 (26:43):
Do you drop a Hint, with, Sandlert, like sandman what
kind of role do you got?

Speaker 4 (26:48):
For me For A Happy?

Speaker 9 (26:49):
Go?

Speaker 4 (26:49):
More, too no that's.

Speaker 9 (26:51):
TOO thirsty i just the way he works on all
that stuff is talks about something like a. Year ahead, he,
GOES hey i might, do this might, do THIS.

Speaker 13 (26:58):
But i didn't even see anything and Have?

Speaker 9 (27:00):
You GOMORE and I was i don't KNOW what i,
was doing but it almost didn't cross my mind unless people,
would go are You And Happy?

Speaker 13 (27:06):
Go more, I'M like i don't. THINK so i wasn't the.
OTHER one i wouldn't even KNOW what i.

Speaker 9 (27:09):
Would do plus he's got SORT of i did think
it'd be great if he had all these fun golfers,
in it and so it would be FUN because. I
golf but the truth is, people go, you golf you
usould Be and, i'm like?

Speaker 13 (27:22):
Who cares.

Speaker 9 (27:23):
JUST pretend, i mean you don't have to be that
great you think you KNOW what? I mean they just
show they Could Have lindsay loan out there hitting nine hundred.

Speaker 13 (27:29):
Yard drives it's.

Speaker 2 (27:31):
Movie magic The podcast fly On the Wall With. Dana
carvey You, know, dana, RIGHT yes? I, do, okay good very, Very,
talented yeah.

Speaker 13 (27:41):
Very talent.

Speaker 9 (27:42):
He's fun we do a podcast like you know what
they Told me my walls are too blank in my
Podcasts and danas. Are worse looks like he's in some.
Goolag prison but we just do it from home and
you have a lot. OF chotchkeys i, like it maybe,
too MUCH but i do like. Having, SOMETHING.

Speaker 4 (27:58):
Yeah i lead the league, in CHOKE but i.

Speaker 2 (28:00):
LIKE it, i like, you know if if The story
i'm telling isn't, that interesting maybe you find something on
the desk and then, you go oh.

Speaker 4 (28:07):
That's, interesting yeah maybe that's that's what.

Speaker 9 (28:09):
You, need also, you guys deputy, go ahead do?

Speaker 2 (28:14):
You guys So you're fly On? The wall are you
dishing about things that Happen on? Saturday?

Speaker 4 (28:19):
Night long?

Speaker 9 (28:20):
Is? That WELL we i mean that's how, it started and.
We did we probably did two hundred, of those but.
We do we're going to all, VIDEO now i mean
right now. It's audio one of, them's audio and it's like.
The newspaper you got to get a little. Video going
so we are getting with we're catching up to twenty
eighteen and we're gonna be on video and then and

(28:42):
so it's on. YouTube also but, it's fun. You know
we talked, to whoever a lot, of comics mostly, comedy
people but sometimes we branch out because we've kind of
buzzed through a LOT of S and. L people it's
definitely fun.

Speaker 13 (28:53):
To do data. Is funny we just. Screw off.

Speaker 2 (28:56):
He's great when you pick a location of film with
spec like what goes into you picked?

Speaker 4 (29:02):
That city how much though?

Speaker 13 (29:05):
INTO that i, would think how WHAT cities i do?
Well in what cities are good?

Speaker 9 (29:10):
Comedy cities denver IS where i did this one is
known for being good.

Speaker 13 (29:13):
COMEDY.

Speaker 9 (29:14):
City u my last One, was SEATTLE and i really,
liked it but it WAS. During, covid No, not seattle
it Was. In minneapolis it WAS, during covid so we
had problems filming because we had to move It from
austin because. Of masks AND then i didn't realize the
reason we moved it was because we had to wear Masks.
For netflix so, not me but the crowd was a

(29:34):
little muffled because There were it wasn't ideal for, doing
comedy you KNOW what, i mean if they're, Like GOING
and i was listening to the back of MY open i, was,
on going are they this is A tough i don't
want a tough crowd on my. Own special AND so
i went OUT and i didn't even know because it's,
so bright, you Know because i'm like lives Of. AN

(29:56):
laam i go there like, that cabaret, you know with the,
bright lights and and later, they're, like yeah they, they're
laughing but you can't.

Speaker 4 (30:04):
Hear them how do you know when you have a? Bad, crowd.

Speaker 13 (30:09):
Oh, YOU know.

Speaker 5 (30:12):
I had one the.

Speaker 13 (30:12):
OTHER night i don't blame. THE crowd i mean it
might it's.

Speaker 9 (30:16):
Me TOO but i was at the comedy store practicing for,
this RUN and i kind of want to give them.

Speaker 13 (30:22):
A big razzle.

Speaker 9 (30:23):
Dazzle SHOW so i go practice stuff because it's very
hard to remember, an hour and OF course i mix
in new stuff that's in the special and that's not in,
the special and so it's.

Speaker 13 (30:33):
Very TRICKY like i got lost in the middle of something.

Speaker 9 (30:36):
LAST night I think i was Talking About bill BELICHICK
and i can't remember Even what. I'm saying so THE
crowd i could, blame them but sometimes it's really It's
just i'm missing the connective tissue of jokes and what
goes Into the it's it's harder, THAN seems.

Speaker 4 (30:52):
I guess so you're working On A bill.

Speaker 9 (30:54):
Belichick, GIRLFRIEND well, i mean it's an expirational bit that
will work for if it works, at all for another
week and. A half, but, Yeah okay well we could
watch something of the news and, you, GO hey i
saw the interview where his girlfriend is, off CAMERA and
i don't even care the, age DIFFERENCE but, i thought,
you know because she wore like a big sweatshirt and,

(31:15):
NO pants, i THOUGHT and i thought that was an
interesting look when there was a crew there and then she,
you know interjected and she's walking On like Winnie the
pooh looked like a shirt with, no pants, you know
but it could HAVE been i don't know what, it
WAS but, i thought what do you saving the pants for?
Sixty minutes and then And, then bill of course he's

(31:36):
not going to the.

Speaker 13 (31:36):
Met either he's got like an old sweatshirt down with.

Speaker 9 (31:39):
A little throw up, on it and he's, just, like
well we're Going, to cleveland and they're asking him, there,
like hey who's? This chick and, he's, like ah because
he's never been asked a non football question in twenty,
seven years and.

Speaker 13 (31:50):
So like what's going on here with? This skeezer and, he's,
like uh we're going. TO rehearsal i know that's not
that's a. LITTLE harsh i was, just saying that's. THEIR
words i wouldn't.

Speaker 14 (32:01):
Say, that.

Speaker 4 (32:03):
Yeah but you date, Young TOO so i.

Speaker 13 (32:06):
Don't know if we need to interject.

Speaker 4 (32:07):
That rhythm i'm working.

Speaker 13 (32:11):
On It, you, well hey THAT'S why I said i
have a problem with.

Speaker 9 (32:15):
THAT part i don't know a problem with any. OF
it i just have to think of stupid stuff. Talk
ABOUT but i, will say since literally everyone's younger, than
me NOW that i guess that is, The case.

Speaker 13 (32:26):
I'M not i look. Twenty two I'm.

Speaker 6 (32:28):
Not dan.

Speaker 2 (32:32):
If you got rid of, the, mustache YEAH like i
think you think the mustache makes you, look, older, beard.
Yeah everything if you just clean shaven you probably you
could probably pass for about.

Speaker 4 (32:44):
Twenty nine.

Speaker 9 (32:46):
You KNOW when i did The, wrong, missy oh, thank
you my. Maid's AN when i did The, wrong missy she.
SAW it i had to. Shave everything SOUND like i
had to. Shave everything actually is kind, of MIGHTY because,
I go i'm supposed to. Be now, you know no
thought goes, into this that's what. You THINK but, i,
Go oh I'm. From portland i'm, a Businessman like i've.
BEEN working I said i would be pale WITH a

(33:07):
i wouldn't have like a beard trying to.

Speaker 13 (33:08):
Be cool schwartzon was, ONE dude i got on.

Speaker 9 (33:11):
A beard, i'm, LIKE why i don't want.

Speaker 13 (33:15):
TO shave, i go? That's why is? That Why so,
adam goes shave?

Speaker 1 (33:19):
Your?

Speaker 13 (33:19):
Beard anyway. We can't by, the way this is a.
Side story first STORY was. I shaved i. Look gross
the second story is. His sworts and the night before.

Speaker 9 (33:29):
We're shooting we're walking on and Me and Adam see
nick and, HE goes i thought you're.

Speaker 13 (33:33):
Gonna shave you're shooting in, The, morning nick go cram.
Your lions we got, seven. PAGES moke i.

Speaker 9 (33:38):
Got this he's, always angry he's always like fake am
ad at all times, and cool you know what. He is.

Speaker 13 (33:44):
He's grousy so the next day he's an hour late
and he has. His beard, I'm, Like nick, he's like
what did we? LAND on, i go we all said
you're shaving it for. Two, Weeks anyway this IS what i, Deal.

Speaker 9 (33:57):
With dan it's not all fun and games like you
with the. Fire plays you're rolling where you feel like
it action blah.

Speaker 4 (34:03):
Blah sports That was that was quite a payoff for.

Speaker 13 (34:08):
No payoff TO the.

Speaker 9 (34:15):
I made i put the do not, disturb on, you
know for the Whole time, i'm here and then they
always want to get in to see what they're, dealing with.

Speaker 13 (34:22):
You know so, she goes that? Was cut? What's that
then she she knocks and goes did? YOU knock, i
GO did i knock to?

Speaker 9 (34:30):
You? Outside no and then, she, GOES well i, got
you and then she tries to summarize how bad it's going.
To be you want me to get, in there AND and,
I go, i'm good and, she goes maybe get those
towels off the ceiling.

Speaker 13 (34:42):
For, you go you want to me give me to
help me dispose of that body.

Speaker 4 (34:47):
Back There, david spade.

Speaker 13 (34:49):
Stand up i'm midbid and you're looking at.

Speaker 4 (34:52):
YOUR paper I know i was trying to.

Speaker 2 (34:54):
HELP you i got a hard, out HERE and i
want to see for Tonight in omaha.

Speaker 13 (35:01):
And we're going Live to Stefan diggs on. The Boat?
What's Happening.

Speaker 2 (35:06):
David spade stand Up special dandelion can be right Now
On amazon Prime and fly On the wall Podcast With.
Dana carvey and if you want to Run Into, david
spade You Can david spade.

Speaker 13 (35:18):
Dot com, oh yeah buzz over to.

Speaker 9 (35:20):
My, Website dan, thank, you BUDDY and, i joke but
it is fun to.

Speaker 4 (35:24):
Come on, Thank. YOU david, i joke but it's nice having.
You on.

Speaker 9 (35:30):
All right thanks to the crew Of the. Dants there
they piped down on, this one but they're very.

Speaker 2 (35:34):
Nice guys they're they're all waving to you, right now,
waving goodbye.

Speaker 13 (35:41):
Thank you well after, Hanging up i'll probably stay on
for a Thirty Kision.

Speaker 2 (35:45):
David, spade actor comedian writer podcast here and the new
stand Up.

Speaker 4 (35:50):
Special, dandelion wow let's take, A break let's call for
phone calls what we learned this day in.

Speaker 1 (35:58):
Sports history right, after that be sure to catch the
live Edition Of The Dan patrick show weekdays at Nine
am eastern Six am Pacific On Fox sports radio And THE.

Speaker 2 (36:09):
iHeartRadio Wap ryan cranston on the. PROGRAM tomorrow a couple
of phone calls, In here Andy And rhode island we'll
give it Another, Go andy Good.

Speaker 11 (36:19):
Morning dan i'm Going, On, dan dan DON'T evenson I.

Speaker 10 (36:23):
Included dan this IS because.

Speaker 14 (36:25):
I Feel like Paul and seating don't, get ENOUGH and
i feel like people are treating them like that tant THREE.

Speaker 1 (36:30):
And i don't, Like.

Speaker 14 (36:31):
That dan but just to get THROUGH what i need
to DO in i want, to ask because you know
you're just welcome a. BEAUTIFUL grandchild i want to Ask
This Wiston.

Speaker 15 (36:40):
Patrick junior?

Speaker 4 (36:41):
The third is that what he's?

Speaker 15 (36:44):
GONNA be i just want to throw, That, Out dan.

Speaker 2 (36:47):
Thank, you andy. Thank you nobody's referring to The dan
nets as a. Tier three there's tier one pressure on.

Speaker 4 (36:54):
THESE guys i don't know if they, feel it but
they should.

Speaker 2 (37:00):
Feel it THAT'S what. I expect it's tier one pressure. In,
Here Yeah winston patrick is. My, grandson uh Fresh, In,
milwaukee hi fresh MORE.

Speaker 10 (37:13):
Than dp this is Fresh. In milwaukee here to play a.
Little game i'd like To call king Of the heel
if it determined some things. About bird SO if i
give you a Name Like bernard King Versus, chris mullet
who do?

Speaker 4 (37:28):
You like depends on what kind OF team.

Speaker 14 (37:31):
I have we're just determine the best out of the
small forwards, right.

Speaker 4 (37:36):
Now but what?

Speaker 2 (37:38):
Is best mully was a better Passer Than. Bernard King
bernard king was. MORE unstoppable i don't know if defense
was in, their repertoire, but yeah. It's It really it
kind of depends on what you need out of. That
position mulley was more of, a deep deeper Shooter Than.
Bernard King But bernard king, was, unbelievable. Unbelievable unstoppable he really.

(38:04):
Really WAS so i don't know if that answers.

Speaker 10 (38:06):
Your Question nar King Versus.

Speaker 4 (38:09):
Larry, bird No It's, Larry, Bird.

Speaker 15 (38:13):
Okay arry Bird Versus.

Speaker 4 (38:15):
Julius Irving, Larry Bird.

Speaker 10 (38:19):
Larry bird as king of.

Speaker 2 (38:20):
The heel thank you in that in, THAT group, i mean,
you KNOW doctor j. Was unique larry was a better all.
Around PLAYER doctor j. Was spectacular Aaron, In pennsylvania, Hi, erin.

Speaker 15 (38:39):
Hey, good.

Speaker 14 (38:40):
MORNING everybody i WANTED to i wanted to introduce the
Level one tier one name SAIL if. I. Could so
my Name, is AARON but i SPELL AT E R.
I n i've lived with that for fifty.

Speaker 15 (38:55):
Five years getting male addressed, To missus, aaron wrote and
different things, like THAT so i would classify that as
a Level one, tier ONE and i wanted to give the, other,
guy Uh, MISTER ship i would name your kid based
off of me having an effeminate name for my. Whole
life i'd call the Kid either Razor, or blade so,

(39:16):
that way when they did last, name first it Would Be.
Ship razor but THAT'S all.

Speaker 4 (39:21):
I had, Thank, you aaron E r i n wow.

Speaker 15 (39:27):
That?

Speaker 4 (39:27):
And, Stuff, Hi aaron oh you're man? My bad h
E r i. N uh who's Got the? Knicks tonight?
Paul Okay front, oh, Okay, well fritzy You're a.

Speaker 6 (39:46):
Nick's, apologies NO but i think they're gonna step up
and not want to Let the pace of celebrate on
the garden floor so they win.

Speaker 4 (39:51):
One, more oh that's why.

Speaker 6 (39:53):
They're going that's why they're gonna make Sure the paces
don't celebrate on their courting and they'll lose game six
Back in new.

Speaker 7 (40:00):
All, Right Marvin lenny Kravitz And, edie falco they're not
going to Scare the.

Speaker 2 (40:05):
Knicks random they're going to be at the, game Tonight
front row. PROBABLY okay i just hope they don't get
thrown off their game as they look over and they
see all those great stars there At the.

Speaker 4 (40:19):
Knicks, game paul you Got.

Speaker 3 (40:20):
The, knicks, Yeah well i'm always, like you rooting for.
SEVEN games i don't care who wins this as long
as it.

Speaker 5 (40:25):
Goes seven.

Speaker 4 (40:26):
All right how about this day in?

Speaker 3 (40:28):
Sports history nineteen, seventy seven the GREAT.

Speaker 4 (40:30):
RACER.

Speaker 3 (40:31):
A j foyt Won the indy five hundred for the.
Fourth time that guy. Was awesome Nineteen Ninety ricky henderson
stole base eight, ninety Three Passing. Ty, cobb yeah.

Speaker 4 (40:41):
Your boy.

Speaker 3 (40:44):
That brings up a great memory Of When ricky henderson
was last on, the SHOW and, I, said seaton you
should put him on hold to Talk, to Dan and,
Seaton said, seaton's very very glad To have ricky on
the snow in. Third person.

Speaker 2 (40:56):
That's fine seaton went third Person, with Ricky. B ricky
it was on this date nineteen Seventy Six joe nicro
hit his only home run of his twenty two. Year
career he hit his home run off His. Brother philo that's, Pretty.
Cool todd would you learn today.

Speaker 6 (41:15):
Your, Second, grandchild winston came into the. World yesterday, congrats again.

Speaker 4 (41:18):
THAT'S awesome i ain't. Seed No connor patrick family has. One,
more yeah. It's great mom and baby. Are, healthy, Yes
yes marvin leglu was a baseball PLAYER. At Tilsa, Larry,
bird paul.

Speaker 3 (41:31):
We just invented adding tears to, Football.

Speaker 4 (41:33):
Talk todd WHAT did?

Speaker 6 (41:35):
I learn You Believe lamar Jackson And john harbor are
under the most pressure going INTO this, Nfl, season well.

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