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Speaker 1 (00:02):
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having a nice week.

Speaker 2 (00:24):
It's Thursday, which means old school and fifty hits. And
we got lots of NFL, lots of baseball, lots of
nonsense to talk about.

Speaker 1 (00:31):
And Rich, hold on, someone just passed me a note
in class. PS I'm horny, PS, I'm horny.

Speaker 3 (00:37):
Wow.

Speaker 1 (00:37):
Another good Madison reference, Isaac, was that you Isaac Lowancrown
on the Updates. Hey, guys, what they don't know is
I pass you guys that note every day.

Speaker 4 (00:45):
I know.

Speaker 1 (00:46):
Now, I know you're here. What is this surprise?

Speaker 2 (00:49):
So we got the very sexy Isaac Lowancron, We got
Iowa Sam on the Ones and Tuesday Danny g super
producing at eight seven, seven ninety nine on Fox before
we talk about Jalen Ramsey and Denzel Washington. And I
know you have a misery rating. You want to get
too rich real quick, right quick, Just a random question.

(01:09):
It is the first day of school for kids in
Los Angeles. When you were a pumpkin pie, haircuted little
kid on his first day of school with his little
backpack and his brand new sneakers, all excited for the
new year. What was your favorite sporting game to play
in the playground or in gym class when you were
rocking your penny on a throwback Thursday. Because for me, honestly,

(01:31):
it was the nerf football two hand touched until one
little nose picking kid broke his finger in grade school
and we weren't allowed to play ever again. Oh, I
was gonna say, I'm a traditionalist cave, you know. I
feel like some old school kickball, a little bouncy, a
little bounce. But would you play like before school or
in gym class or both recess and Jim cluss, Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:52):
I mean kickball. Yeah? Do you want it straight or bouncy?
You want just a little bouncy so I get some air, Know,
it was funny, man.

Speaker 2 (02:01):
I like my women like I like my kickballs, little
bouncy bounce, a little bout.

Speaker 1 (02:05):
Little change changed much. But when I was a kid
man and we'd be waiting to go into school. Nice kickballs,
you know.

Speaker 2 (02:13):
When you would wait there like to go into class,
we would be allowed to play nerve football.

Speaker 1 (02:18):
Nerves were big in the eighties.

Speaker 2 (02:20):
Man he were blowing up and then one kid got
hurt and that fun ended. So that was my fun
aside from kickball, you know what, gim volleyball was always
a lot of fun.

Speaker 1 (02:31):
Can I give you another game? I feel like I
logged many hours playing and could also be considered an
adult game nowadays, Asses up? You guys ever play asses up?
Different different meaning as an adult, but as a kid,
I was saym in Iowa, did they play asses up?
I don't. I don't know that one. In some parts
of town they called to show you we haven't changed much.

(02:53):
Still love asses up, and we still like it bouncy,
that's true. But no asses up still bounce. So some
called it suicide. Where you throw either tennis ball or
a blue handball heavy blue hand against quetball against the
concrete wall outside the school. Now you'd field it if
you bobbled it. You then had a dart to the

(03:13):
wall and you had to touch the wall before someone
pegged you at the ball or some played you had
to hit the wall. Then if you spelled out ass,
you had to get up there like a criminal with
your hands against the wall, and every one of your
buddies had one shot to throw the ball as hard
as they can right try to hit you right in
the back.

Speaker 2 (03:33):
They allowed kids to play stuff like that before a
school started. Not anymore, And can I throw one more
honorable mention out there? This was more of a gym
class thing for us. I grew up in Union, New Jersey,
so our town revolved around baseball, football, things like that.
We didn't have a lacrosse team. We weren't that type
of town. We weren't like a rich town in that sense.

(03:54):
So if we ever played lacrosse, it was in gym
class with the pennies and the plastic equipment and everything.
And I'll tell you it was a lot of fun
playing that in gym. I was all county gym class.
I don't know if people know that, but I took
it very serious. And I'd go back to history history
class with a sweaty ass.

Speaker 1 (04:13):
You how it was? Do you? I always said it
was funny. Like speaking of first day school gym class,
two things stood out. How smelly that room I don't
know if your your gym had the same thing. It
was like a room where they kept the volleyballs, the kickballs,
old pennies. It smelled like a hobo's ass, like it was.

(04:33):
It was Honestly, I used to look around, like is
there a hobo sleep? But it was. Actually there's actually
a candle named after that. It's called a rancid hobo ass.
But there it was that room in can outside Drifter.
It was like a it smelled like a drifter's booty.
And you put on these pennies, and then I thought
the other crazy thing.

Speaker 2 (04:51):
Those pennies held sense from the early sixties, man, when
we were just they were never washed.

Speaker 1 (04:55):
Let me give you two more memories on a throwback Thursday.
Then we're going to get into whether or not you're
allowed to be miserable as a sports fan. I'll explain
you ahead. Two more memories. You'd play as a kid
for hours gym class recess, and your teacher would let
you have like two seconds of the water fountain, like
one two, next, one two. Now every little kid's got

(05:18):
their water model and they're you know, they're hydrated all day.
When we were kids, we were at a water fountain
like like a dog, like like trying to get one
little lick of the fountain, and the gym teacher were
yelling you. Is that where you introduced to ultimate frisbee too?

Speaker 2 (05:33):
Before like a bunch of nerds in the early two
thousands started playing in leagues and things like that.

Speaker 1 (05:37):
Is that the first time you played it in gym class?
Because that was fun too. Uh, Never in gym class.
That was a college quad thing. I remember people on
the quad in college like gold through frisbee.

Speaker 2 (05:46):
So all right, on this day, I just want to
say I used to love playing the playground before school
two hand touched nerve football as an eighties kid. That
was so much fun, dude, And I wish all the
kiddies and all the kiddos throughout the nation a great,
great school year, especially my kids. She's a sophomore now,
and I just hope she has a good one because

(06:06):
if she doesn't, I got.

Speaker 1 (06:07):
To deal with this. So the memories I wanted to
bring up, like you said, pennies, that room, and everyone's
gym that smell like Cobo's ass, the limited water you
were allowed. Meanwhile, now, like I said, every kid goes
to school with like multiple water bottles hydration. And the
third thought you sort of touched on it when you
were in junior higher high school. And not to sound gross,

(06:29):
but you were going through like those early stinky stages
of puberty where not every kid wore de oder it yet,
and that's when you would sweat huavos and then just
go right back to social studies class.

Speaker 2 (06:42):
Like you go back to class, all sweaty'd go, you'd
go run a mile around the track, you'd stink, and
then you'd be like, all right, now go to biology.

Speaker 1 (06:51):
Like what.

Speaker 2 (06:52):
Yeah, if you had any sense of athleticism or pride,
you took some of the game serious because it was
fun and the funny part of it that I will
admit because I was guilty like everyone else of this.

Speaker 1 (07:03):
How many times did you take those stinky gym clothes?
You would put them in a supermarket plastic bag, put
in your locker and wear them again.

Speaker 2 (07:11):
Yeahs, Yeah, I smell that freedom smellsmell.

Speaker 1 (07:17):
Happy first day of school. Hopefully you had a great night.
Hopefully you didn't have a New York Mets winning six
nothing yet finding a way to lose type of night.
I don't know what team in Baseball should be the
most discouraged now the Lake, the Dodgers who are letting
first place slip away, the Mets who stink. Your Yankees,

(07:37):
who are now like almost on the outside looking in.
There's only time your Mets lose. The Yankees horrible, I know.
So I bring this up because my buddy Mike, who
I went to, he remembers these days. Guy, I went
to elementary school, high school, and college with who My
buddy Mike Losy never lives in upstate New York. Date

(07:58):
you went to every stage of life to get Do
you have a buddy like that? Somebody? We played little
league together and we also went out the bars in
college together. Lifetime friend, he coaches soccer baseball for his kids.
Lives in upstate New York. I bring him up because
he's like a numbers guy. He's one of those guys
where he'd be like, hey, dude, I punched some numbers

(08:19):
in in the percentage. He's a sports numbers nerdy guy.
And my buddy Mike used to try to do an
algorithm like what person do you know has the worst
winning percentage based on their teams? That was like his thing,
Like yo, and if I you know if you root
for you know, the Marlins, the Miami Heat, if you

(08:40):
add up all your teams, like who's got the worst luck?
Like who's who's really the saddest fan? And my buddy Mike,
is he on the line? Good? Did he call up?
What's up? Mike?

Speaker 5 (08:52):
There's no doubt in the world it's.

Speaker 1 (08:54):
Me, Mike. Welcome to the show. Hey, buddy, Mike, what
give everyone? Give every on your teams? Because you used
to take pride in being the saddest fan. Give everyone
your major teams.

Speaker 5 (09:05):
I take pride in being the biggest loser. So we
start off with the Mets fair miserable.

Speaker 1 (09:14):
Then we have the Islanders Islanders fair.

Speaker 5 (09:18):
Then we go to the Jets.

Speaker 1 (09:21):
Jets.

Speaker 2 (09:23):
Wait, when you say Islanders, do you mean Haku and
Tama Are you not not.

Speaker 1 (09:27):
The wrestlers because they were pretty good. And then as
far as h So you did hockey basketball, Mike?

Speaker 5 (09:33):
That basketball?

Speaker 4 (09:34):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (09:35):
You figure, well you're smart enough to be a next fan, right, Nope,
Nets fan.

Speaker 1 (09:39):
So our buddy Mike is Mets, Jets, Nets, Islanders.

Speaker 2 (09:43):
Well, he was inspired to figure out if he was
the biggest loser based on his choices because every team
he roots for is terrible. So I could see the
train of thought, like, what are the chances that I
could be rooting for the worst teams in all sports?

Speaker 1 (09:58):
So when people bitch complaining like oh my team stink
and I'm I'm bummed, I'm a mad fan. Mike used
to do this, meth us, and yesterday he goes, Yo,
what I've been doing for years. ESPN has now put
together what they're calling the Misery Rating. You plug in
your teams and they give you a rating on how

(10:20):
miserable you're allowed to be, which is about one hundred
out of one hundred. So one hundred you have, one
hundred would be the most miserable fan, and Mike, what
is your score?

Speaker 5 (10:31):
So with those four you guys won't be surprised to
know that I am eighty nine on the misery Rating?

Speaker 1 (10:38):
Nine eighty nine.

Speaker 2 (10:41):
Is Mike allowed to send this to his wife to
at least justify his moods?

Speaker 1 (10:45):
Yes, I think you could.

Speaker 5 (10:47):
I think you would have given me the time. There's
too many, iye rolls I would I wouldn't get.

Speaker 1 (10:52):
But it does explain a lot, right.

Speaker 2 (10:53):
It's like, yo, man, how can I really be that
happy when I'm rooting for a bunch of losing teams
like that, Like I'm at an eight, give me a break.

Speaker 1 (11:01):
So I had Mike. I said, Mike, you have it open.
Do you mind if I throw you the crew here
at Fox Sports Radio? And Mike was kind enough to
run the numbers, and I did everyone in the room.
I didn't do you, Sam because I don't think it
registered anything. Iowa, because I don't think I don't think
that's in the equation. But Danny G, I want to
start with you now. Remember one hundred is the most

(11:24):
miserable fan. Danny G, as you know, is a guy
that roots for the Raiders, the Lakers and the Dodgers. Danny,
not too shabby. You're a forty eight. Oh okay, forty eight,
so you you.

Speaker 2 (11:40):
You're allowed like your Raiders are bringing that percentage up
for sure.

Speaker 1 (11:44):
Oh yeah, because the Lakers and Dodgers haven't give.

Speaker 6 (11:46):
Three championships the last five years between the Lakers and Dodgers.
Right now, Kaveno, thank you Lakers and Dodgers. By Cavino,
you're allowed to be a little more miserable.

Speaker 1 (11:55):
You're allowed to be a little more miserable than Danny
because I popped in for you Yankees, and since you've
been in LA, you've been a Lakers fan. You claim
them enough? Yeah, for sure.

Speaker 2 (12:04):
If there's any team in the NBA or any team
that I've adopted since being in Los Angeles is the
Lakers for sure.

Speaker 1 (12:12):
So you're at a fifty one. Okay, that's not bad.

Speaker 2 (12:16):
But you only put in two teams, right, Yeah, you
can put in as many as you think you know
necessary for you.

Speaker 1 (12:22):
Okay, Now for me, Mets forty nine ers, I'm gonna
seventy eight. Wow, So it is most of that. The
Mets must have been some Mets, but the forty nine
ers that getting close but never winning. There's misery and
that in expectation. So they have a whole equation. So
if you want to plug in your teams just for fun,

(12:43):
though that there is a there's an an app. Now
you know how I love to play with that playoff simulator, Cavino. Yeah,
now the misery simulator.

Speaker 2 (12:51):
Well, here's the two takeaways I got. We got to
give our boy who's been talking about this for years
on the Caveno Owners Show, Mike Glazito the proper credit.
He invented this stat before ESPN made a whole little
algorithm to give you a credit, So you get credit
here on the Cavino and Rich Show, Michae Glazito, everybody
has been trying to calculate his own misery for years,

(13:12):
and then it makes me wonder, Rich, is there is
there a combination of losing teams that would equal out
to one hundred? Like what would equal exactly? Like what
would be the ultimate losing combination?

Speaker 5 (13:25):
Well, so can I Danny just just for a reference?
How bad the Raiders are really bringing you down? You're
a zero without them?

Speaker 3 (13:35):
Wow?

Speaker 1 (13:36):
Wow? So you take the Raiders out and leave Danny
with the Lakers and Dodgers, he's like no ability to
be miserable. But if you factor the.

Speaker 2 (13:45):
If you put in the fact that he works for
Ben mallor too, it probably goes up even high.

Speaker 5 (13:50):
That's true with the Raiders. If you just look at
the Raiders and nothing else at the ninety six, Well.

Speaker 3 (13:55):
Pete Carroll's going to turn that around.

Speaker 7 (13:57):
Wow.

Speaker 5 (13:57):
Yeah, come on, Pete here, while you guys are on
while you guys are talking about this, trying to find
a reasonable list of teams, right, so you look at Chicago,
you know you get the White Sox, Bowls, Blackhawks, and.

Speaker 7 (14:11):
What I mess.

Speaker 1 (14:14):
Be Bears Bears.

Speaker 5 (14:15):
Right, you're seventy two.

Speaker 1 (14:18):
Still not still not as bad as you. You know
who's I know who's right there up with you. I
put in our boss Scott because I know he's always
bummed about He's He's Vikings Twins, Tea Wolves, He's had
an eighty nine. Yeah, that's pretty bad.

Speaker 2 (14:33):
You know, it makes you respect the fact that he's
a very positive guy even more so.

Speaker 1 (14:39):
I guess the lesson here is that there's an equation
you can now put your teams into. So one of
one of your friends is like, you know, my team stinks.
You could actually mathematically prove who has the ability to
be more miserable. So if your buddy is rooting for
teams like the Mets and the Joe though, right, these
are ProTeams.

Speaker 6 (14:57):
Right, Like like Iowa has been winning like a lot
of their games for the last forty five years. Like
they're not at bad, they're just winning a national championship
in football is really hard. It's like you're you're facing
off against like one hundred other teams.

Speaker 1 (15:08):
Yeah, and you root for Caitlyn Clark. I was Sam,
you got well like, but I grew up like Rudy
for the Phillies.

Speaker 3 (15:12):
They won.

Speaker 6 (15:13):
They won a World Series in two thousand and eight.
Like you know, I like the Dodgers. They won a
couple World Series. You know, I don't have a pro
basketball team. No, I like the Packers. You know who
has the Packers want to Packers won a Super Bowl
like fourteen years ago.

Speaker 1 (15:24):
You know who has to reach?

Speaker 2 (15:25):
What if you factor in I have a pain and
he has teenage daughter and and and child support and
stuff like that.

Speaker 1 (15:32):
I hold on me put this in ex. Pain in
the SX wife, teenage daughter. Oh you've You've just jumped
up twenty five points.

Speaker 2 (15:38):
Ah yeah, I knew the misery meter would go up
if I included that.

Speaker 1 (15:41):
But let me just throw one more in and then
we'll get it too other stuff on the show. But
I just thought it was interesting that something we've all
probably speculated and imagine, like who has the right to
be the most miserable fan? You know, Mike who runs
his place?

Speaker 3 (15:53):
Who Mike?

Speaker 1 (15:55):
Mike who runs his place? He has no ability at all,
no abilion at all to be upset Mike. Would you
believe Mike might think the Panthers are bringing them down.
But Big Mike is a Lakers fan, Dodgers, LA, Kings
and Panthers. And would you believe the app says you
should be elated eighteen Wow.

Speaker 2 (16:17):
Yeah, because the lower the percentage to the greater choices
you've made as a fan. That's pretty good. I like
the the misery meter. I believe they're calling it on ESPN.
And you could see if your friends and colleagues really
do have reasons to be annoyed and frustrated.

Speaker 1 (16:35):
So essentially, yeah, if you just killed if you're just
killing time around the office and you are honestly just
counting down on the hour until you have to go home,
pop in all your teams, popping your friends teams, and
really see who has the right to be more miserable.
And by the way, Mike, good talk to Anyboddy, Thanks man, Thanks.

Speaker 7 (16:51):
Love you guys. Steve.

Speaker 1 (16:52):
If you could beat me, I'm a losers Mike. Do
you think after last night you think our Mets are
going to slip out of the wild card in the
next days or what?

Speaker 7 (17:01):
They're terrible?

Speaker 5 (17:02):
I can't even talk about it.

Speaker 1 (17:03):
Mets are only one game up on the Reds right now,
which is wild so hard.

Speaker 2 (17:07):
I know, you know, and again you're a fan, you're
not on the team, But it does affect your mood
and it affects your confidence in psyche a little bit.
To be rooting for losing teams all the time, it
has to because you feel you don't feel like a
winner when your team sucks. And I know that because
when your team wins, you feel great, You feel good.

(17:27):
So it does add to the frustration levels. And we
give Michael Zito all the props and all the credit.
We have the actual inventor here on the Cavino and
Rich Shod I remember he would always do this, No thanks.
I want no part of your misery, and I don't
want to start a misery company.

Speaker 1 (17:44):
Frustrated Incorporated. Well, there's a lot of NFL teams that
are that are hoping, Like Danny was talking about you
behind your back, only because you're in the next room.
But when Big Mike was in here, I'm like, look
at Danny. He's got his Raiders gear on every year.
He's so optimistic. But it could turn to misery real quick.
Who are the Raiders play? Week one of the NFL?

Speaker 3 (18:02):
The Patriots.

Speaker 2 (18:05):
Doesn't let that misery define his personality because he's a
happy guy.

Speaker 1 (18:09):
He's a happy I think that's a winnable game.

Speaker 3 (18:11):
By the way, I.

Speaker 2 (18:12):
Don't mind it affecting you, but don't ever let it
find you.

Speaker 3 (18:16):
When I was in my really quick rich when I
was in my early twenties, I pissed off my co
host of the morning show I was on because after
a bad Raiders loss, I refused to do the sports
report on our Monday morning show. Just refusal, yeah and uh.
And the general manager of the radio station he pulled
me aside after the show because he heard the co
host complaining and he said, dude, does Al Davis pay

(18:39):
your bills? And I said no, And he's like, so,
don't let it affect your personality. The players after the game,
whether they win or lose, they're at a steak dinner celebrate,
still celebrating life and happy, and you're at home being miserable,
more miserable than them.

Speaker 1 (18:53):
I would have been like, can hell Davis paid my bills?
You know I had that thought.

Speaker 2 (18:58):
Yesterday I saw Devin Williams and the Yankees dugout like
playing slapass with one of the other relievers, like he's smiling,
having a great time. I'm like, this guy is having
the worst season ever, responsible for half of the Yankees misery,
and here I am all mad about it, yet he's
having fun. I'm like, we take it too much to heart,
given your closer who's making tens of millions of dollars

(19:19):
smiling and laughing, and meanwhile you're frustrated incorporated exactly. Yeah,
so cheah, we understand it affects you, don't let it
define you and check out your misery meter.

Speaker 1 (19:31):
I'm gonna check out my misery meter. ESPN, what's up
I with Sam?

Speaker 6 (19:34):
I was just gonna say, Rich, didn't you bring that up?
That Juan Solo? He's smiling and laughing too much and
having a great time. Well to me, I don't mind.
But I have fans. I have friends.

Speaker 1 (19:43):
I have like met fan friends on my group chat
that when Wan Soto is in the batter's box like
chuckling and like you know, giving a little elbow to
the catcher and you know, joke with the umpire hey blue,
and he's smiling. I have fans the friends that are like,
why are we okay with?

Speaker 5 (20:00):
So?

Speaker 1 (20:00):
I'm like, what do you want? Do you want want?
Soda to have a like a sad look out his
face until the Mets turn it around, like you gotta
play loose man, I and remember these guys may not
even care as much as you do. Sometimes I gotta
ask Isaac Low and cron Isaac, I don't even know
your teams in my mind? Are you like Rob Low?
Do you just wear like an NFL hat?

Speaker 8 (20:18):
No?

Speaker 9 (20:18):
For me, it's for me. It's the teams that I
have that have logos on the checks I get, so
I live and die with those teams, like the Chargers
Angel City FC of the National Woman's Soccer League. But
I you know, that's actually a great question because my
team growing up as the La Kings, and I was
so traumatized by them losing in the Stanley Cup finals
in nineteen ninety three, what thirty two years ago that

(20:42):
I'm like, you know, it'll be less heart wrenching to
be on the broadcasting side of it, because it's really
emotionally tough.

Speaker 10 (20:49):
Yea.

Speaker 1 (20:49):
How you one of those guys that, when you became
a broadcaster sort of put aside your fandom a little bit, Yes,
because there was less chance of pain that way. Oh
my god, you the guy that's like, I don't you
like the guy in the Bachelorette. That's like, I don't
want to get hurt.

Speaker 3 (21:03):
Yeah, so you just say no, don't run away from
your emotions, Isaac.

Speaker 1 (21:08):
I mean, we need to have a therapy session about this, Like,
who do you? I assume Dodgers at one point are angels.
You're West Coast.

Speaker 9 (21:13):
Guy, right, the Dodgers growing up, Lakers growing up? Oh
my gosh, my team was the Kings, and my total mood.

Speaker 1 (21:20):
Emotion by emotionally giving up. Though, didn't you miss two
in the two thousands they won two Cups.

Speaker 9 (21:26):
Since Yeah, they win two Stanley Cups after they'd been
in existence for forty five years. They win too Stanley
Cups in three years. But by that time I was
like full broadcasters. So on the flip side, I didn't
I didn't put myself at the risk of the pain.
But I also didn't have the chance to enjoy it
the way I would have had I been a fan.

Speaker 1 (21:44):
Isaac's objective. It's called being an objective journalist that needs scared.
Scared I don't want to he doesn't want to open up,
doesn't want to open up.

Speaker 2 (21:53):
So guys, is Cavino and Rich at our regular time.
The past three days we've been filling in for the
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(22:14):
FSR to watch us live. Let's take a few phone calls,
then we'll talk. Jalen Ramsey. Jalen Ramsey next eight seven,
seven ninety nine on Fox.

Speaker 1 (22:22):
Who we got? Uh, let's go talk Jalen Ramsey. Let's
let's get into that and then we'll Because I think
people just talk about their misery. I don't feel like
plugging people's teams, and you can do it on your own.

Speaker 2 (22:32):
Okay, Yeah, The Misery Meter is available now at ESPN.
So Jalen Ramsey again going from Miami to Pennsylvania, said, now,
as a Steeler, I got rid of the rolls Royce
and I bought me a ram truck.

Speaker 1 (22:48):
I'm ready.

Speaker 2 (22:49):
So not only is he ready for the new season
and the new team, he's ready to be a full
on Pennsylvania blue collar kind of guy and rich. We've
gone to some Steelers Super Bowls, We've gone to some
games in Pennsylvania. We're talking blue collar dudes with mustaches
and ram trucks and that's just sort of the lifestyle.

(23:10):
So he's planning on leaning into it. Is the vibe
I'm getting so again, got rid of the rolls. Royce
bought a ram truck. He's ready.

Speaker 1 (23:19):
So we ask you, do you feel like you yourself
are the type of person that lean into where you're
moving or living or do you feel like you bring
you there and then that you're just genuinely you all
the time? Like to me, someone popped immediately in my head, Danny,
when we were talking about do you do you go

(23:42):
to a city and make that city your own or
do you adapt to the city. When Mike McDaniel decided
to coach the Dolphins, he became like an extra off
the set of Miami Vice. Like he was a drug lord,
like he was a villain in a random episode of
Miami Scarface. Yes it's Mike McDaniel, I think is Oh,
he's a funny personality. But you know, he let the

(24:02):
hair grow, he got a tan, he was he's wearing
caprice ankle or or a coach.

Speaker 2 (24:11):
I think it's smart and good business to lean into
that city and win over some fans. And we saw
Bryce Harper do a tremendous job of that when he
went to Philadelphia, right he was just like, yo, I'm
all about it. We're seeing Russell Wilson do a pretty
good job of that now, just embracing He embraced Denver,
and we saw him now embracing New York like we've
seen him do a good campaign of Hey man, I'm

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all about it, and I think you should. I think
that's good, and I like what Jalen Ramsey's doing here.
So I love when athletes lean into the new city
and try to embrace the fans, therefore hopefully getting embraced
by them in return. I mean, in real life, Rich,
I think it's a little different. Like for me, I
don't feel like LA changed me much. I feel like
a lot of people in LA meet me and immediately

(24:54):
know I'm an East Coast guy by the way I act,
by the way I talk, by the way I lean.
And I think the only thing I really changed was
maybe like because health is such a priority in LA,
I think you just sort of roll that way, because
if I still lived on the East Coast, I'd probably
be twenty pounds heavier with all the pizza, the Gobba Gohl,
Taylor ham sangwiches. That's perhaps I think diet will change

(25:16):
you for sure, basically in your move I.

Speaker 1 (25:20):
Do think sometimes when you're the face and of an organization, quarterback,
star player, the easiest thing you could possibly do, the
easiest thing you could do, is ingratiate yourself to that city.
All you got, like I mean, Aaron Rodgers, who we
love to make fun of. I think we all agreed.

(25:40):
The best thing Aaron Rodgers has done over the last
decade that no one could disagree with was his little
short tenure at the Jets. Do you remember how it started?
He was going to Broadway play, sitting court side at
a Knicks game, did a great job, you know, doing
videos of him eating New York City pizza. He bought
a cool place in Jersey, like he won over New
York and then of course and you know, under delivering

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on the field.

Speaker 2 (26:02):
But he did all the right things leading up to it.
That's where he lost the fans. But he did a
good job again leaning into it. So there's a few
questions I hand here. First, we commend Jalen Ramsey's move,
but he's making changes to win over the new fans.
He's like, I'm not that Miami guy in the roles.
I'm that Pennsylvania guy with the ram truck. Can you

(26:22):
adapt to him? What are changes you've are there changes
you've made, if you've moved, you could.

Speaker 1 (26:27):
Let us know. Rich. I'd do any come to mind
for you. You know, I thought of this because you said
something the other day. Our buddy Nico, who a lot
of you guys met. He was at our Cavino on
Rich convention. One of our radio buds, Danny G. You
get along with Nico great. I've been with Sam. I've
heard him a few times now. He does mornings in Phoenix.
I'm glad you said that guy. Shout with him a
few minutes because he's awesome. Our boy Nico one of
our old school radio buds, actually a guy that was

(26:49):
influential in introducing Covino and I. He was always brought
you get two together, right.

Speaker 3 (26:54):
He was.

Speaker 1 (26:54):
He was born and raised in Detroit, but when he
moved to New York, he was straight up living in
downtown Brooklyn hipster New York City DJ in the clubs,
and now he got a great opportunity. He's the morning
guy on a country station and he's like hop along
Nico with a cowboy hat now, and he dove into
country music culture and he's all about it now and

(27:14):
he hangs like country artists and stuff. So it's the thing.

Speaker 2 (27:17):
Though he's not faking it. I don't like when people
fake it.

Speaker 1 (27:19):
I believe he's a natural chameleon and he sort of
does become that person and he really does like it.

Speaker 3 (27:26):
Yeah, in country that modern country music is top forty.
Now he's a top forty guy. Yeah, so his style
works even in that format.

Speaker 2 (27:34):
So I'm not saying be a phony blooney. I'm saying,
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Speaker 3 (28:52):
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Speaker 1 (28:56):
Back into town.

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That's fifty after CNR give you the time capsule topic
and we reminisce together.

Speaker 1 (29:08):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (29:09):
So the most inclusive show on radio invites you to
call and say what's up? Eight seven seven ninety nine
on Fox, Like Rich said, we do this every Thursday.
We get you involved, and this story is one that
sweep of the nation at a Van Nights, California. So
at a Van Nights, there's this guy, this resident called Gary,

(29:33):
right Gary, his name is Gary boyard Zion Boyadzian.

Speaker 1 (29:40):
Let's call him Gary b.

Speaker 2 (29:41):
How about that Gary blast, Gary train horns and all in.

Speaker 3 (29:47):
All hours, this loud ass train horn all hours of the.

Speaker 2 (29:50):
Day, and neighbors, the residents in his neighborhood calling him
the neighbor from hell, to the point where it's making
national news, to the point where the cops had to
come and take him. So this man's mowing is lawn
at two am, working on cars, banging metal all hours
of the night until the early morning, and all the neighbors,
Bob and Bernard and all these people are coming saying

(30:14):
he is the worst. Now, but there's a flip side
through the story that we're gonna get to. But it
made us think about the worst neighbors, worst roommates ever
of all time. Now, before we get to those, I
gotta ask we talked about this with Dan Byert. When
when he's been here doing the update. When is too
early or too late for anyone in your neighborhood to
be doing any type of work, mowing lawns, construction, hammers

(30:36):
and drills and Revin cars and motorcycles.

Speaker 1 (30:39):
Do we do we have a time? Because I'll be honest.
The other day, it was a Saturday morning and my
next door neighbor must have been having some landscaping or
work done. There were things going on at like seven
thirty in the morning, and I almost wanted to be like,
if my neighbor wasn't a kind person, I'm assuming it
was like a one off because they were just having
work done on a Saturday. I almost wanted to get

(31:01):
it out of my house and be like, what that's
are we doing here?

Speaker 3 (31:04):
My mom used to say, the nines coveno nine am
and nine pm.

Speaker 2 (31:08):
Yeah, you know, understandable. But what happens is the police
showed up yesterday, right because again it's such a big
deal and like the neighbors have had enough.

Speaker 1 (31:16):
The neighbor from hell Gary, Well, it finally went to
the news. They found to reacted because it made the news.

Speaker 2 (31:22):
And the police show up, and the lapd are telling,
like Fox eleven and all the local news outlets that
they can't really make a citation against Gary because the
officers need to hear.

Speaker 1 (31:36):
The noise and observe the noise for themselves.

Speaker 2 (31:40):
So he split, like the cops came, he was out,
But then he did tell a story as to why
he's making some of this noise. We'll get to that later,
but right now, we want you to start thinking about
the worst roommates, the worst neighbors you ever had, the
things they.

Speaker 1 (31:52):
Used to do to get under your skin. Have you
ever had a neighbor that made you move?

Speaker 3 (31:58):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (31:58):
Gary B, not Gary Vee, not Gary Vayner Chunk, that's
our boy, Gary B. Boyadzian is driving his neighbors in
Van Nights, California crazy, and he's mowing his lawn at
two am. He's working on his car, he's banging, he's
ringing alarms and blowing horns the wee hours of the morning.

(32:20):
And it's been such a problem that it made the
local news and now it's become a national story, so
much so that even Iowa Sam is saying, dude, I'm
so tuned into this now because now the cops are involved, right,
the news is involved.

Speaker 1 (32:34):
They finally caught up with Gary, you know, like, what's
going on? Why are you being a jerk? Essentially?

Speaker 2 (32:38):
Right, and He's saying that the reason for the horn
and all the loud noise is because he's being harassed
by his ex girlfriend's father. He's saying, his ex girlfriend's father.
I know it's confusing, but this is his story. He
shows up later on the night and he speaks to
Fox eleven or whatever. He's like, my ex girlfriend's father
has been terrorizing and torturing me for the has twenty years.

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So he says, he blasts the horn and he makes
all this noise to bring awareness to law enforcement that
he needs help and he wants them to do their job.
So he wants justice served against the guy that's harassing him.
Therefore he's harassing everybody else. The whole thing doesn't make sense,
and Iowa Sam is saying from following this, he believes

(33:22):
that the dude is just sort of not right in
the head.

Speaker 6 (33:24):
I'm not even more confused. It's mynoficial opinion. I don't
think he's mentally there for a little more.

Speaker 3 (33:30):
Details, because I unfortunately watched the whole clip. He says
that thirteen different occasions, this girl's dad has sent guys
to beat him up, and the police have taken him
into custody. Arrested him, and nothing happened to the guys
who beat him up.

Speaker 1 (33:46):
This is why you need to sod.

Speaker 3 (33:47):
He smacked the girl by the way when they broke up.
He slapped her, and that's why he thinks the dad
has it out for her.

Speaker 2 (33:53):
So he wants justice because the police did nothing and
he's in danger, so therefore he's terrorizing the whole neighborhood.
Make it all this noise every night, and they're like,
we can't take it anymore. It's a weird and developing story.
But what's relatable about it is that I think everybody
has some sort of horrible neighbors story and or roommates

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story because they're calling this the neighbor from hell.

Speaker 1 (34:17):
That's how bad can you beat the neighbor from Hell?
I you know, I could think of all the people
in this room. I don't even know if you could
think of half your stories. I've thought of a few
stories that I know over the last ten twenty years
of knowing you about neighbors from Hell.

Speaker 2 (34:32):
Well, unfortunately I moved a lot, and it seemed to
be a pattern. You would think I was the common denominator,
but I really wasn't. There was one particular story that
I remember. I moved into this neighborhood, and I swear
to God, we used to call them the Devil's Rejects.
That's the one probably that comes to mind to you first.
And there was a bunch like sketchy looking hillbilly folks,

(34:53):
let's just say that. And they did everything in the
front of their house, like the front of the house
looked like Sanford and Son.

Speaker 1 (34:58):
It was one of those things, right, a nice neighborhood.
And they were doing like a bench press on the
front lawn, right, they're working out.

Speaker 2 (35:04):
They have a whole like gym in their front driveway,
and it's like, what is going on here? Everything they
did was sketchy and weird, and they were really weird guys.
But the worst story that I remember from living next
door to the Devil's Rejects was, I swear to God,
is the true story. There was a car that came
by and they were beeping in front of the house.

(35:27):
This is just one of many stories, but the one
that stands out the most, beeping in front the house,
and I hear all these obscenities and all the shouting
was back and forth, and I did bount to see
what's going on. I'm the concerned neighbor, Like, what's going on?
What's all this racket? The devil's rejects. My neighbors come
out with their tank tops and their boxer briefs and

(35:47):
their beer, and they come out and they start shooting
at the people in the car. So I'm not even
make shooting guns true story. Yeah, they had their pitt no.

Speaker 1 (35:59):
No, no shooting. Mcgevin. I was saying, I don't know
what they shooting us. They were shooting dirty looks at them. Yeah, yeah,
they were playing laser tags. There'm firing arms. I'm not
even joking you.

Speaker 2 (36:11):
And again, this is a nice neighborhood in Los Angeles.
This isn't the brio, This isn't some hillbilly town. This
is like the suburbs of LA Like, are you kidding me?
I couldn't believe that these people like existed in this neighborhood.
And everything they did was just the worst. They would
take their garbage, you know, if their garbage was full,
because they were always like working on stuff, so they

(36:32):
would take their trash and fill my garbage cans all
the time. And it became a problem, like you know,
like what if I need room, I needed room for
my own garbage, and I had no room in my
garbage cans because they were filling up my garbage cans
all the time. Everything they did was a hassle and
a hoff and I called them the Devil's rejects. That's
just that's just one neighbor.

Speaker 1 (36:51):
You had another neighbor that would steal your water? Can
you know what? Find the guy grabbing a drought, huring
a drought would go there and fill up buckets water
from Cavino's hosts. We had him on camera. We had
to confront them. Swear to God, while you're stealing my water.

Speaker 2 (37:05):
Yeah, he would come there with buckets thinking nobody was home,
and he was stealing water from.

Speaker 1 (37:10):
Our faucets from what for? What? Bathe? I don't, dude,
have no idea.

Speaker 2 (37:15):
My ex confronted him, She's like, what are you doing?
And he explained that his wife was putting him up
to it, like you're a pathetic guy. Oh boy, Yeah,
so that's another story. I always had all these crazy
neighbor stories.

Speaker 4 (37:26):
Man.

Speaker 1 (37:26):
You know our video guy spot might have the worst
neighbor story.

Speaker 11 (37:32):
Oh you mean the guy that was upstairs on my balcony.
So I would be sitting in my living room. And
we live in southern California, so most of the year
you like to leave the door open, let some air
come in, enjoy the beautiful weather. Several times a day
from the upstairs balcony, the guy would come out. I
assumed he was a smoker, and all all I would

(37:52):
hear is and then he would howk it over his
balcony and some is. One time or no joke, I
was standing on the edge of the balcony enjoying the weather.
He comes out, does that it like lands near my hand,
like right near, like spitting directly down on me, and
I like yelled up at him, and he didn't acknology.

Speaker 1 (38:14):
He went back inside. We actually got We actually called
them spot. We call him Luki Guy. Luki Guy lived
right above Spot. And I remember I remember a spot
Spot telling the final straw, Luki Houser, the final straw,
Please play a am I am? I correct in saying

(38:34):
even during like COVID, when people when people are like
real cautious because they didn't know what was going on.
You're sitting on your balcony and he you know, he's
spitting his dirty ass spitally, and we were home a lot,
so I would hear this all the time.

Speaker 11 (38:49):
And I'm not really a Karen or a Darren or
whatever you say, but a Yeah and Aaron.

Speaker 8 (38:55):
Uh.

Speaker 1 (38:55):
It was the height of COVID.

Speaker 11 (38:56):
I actually did report it to the building because it
was disgusting. Not that I was worried about these I
was just more I wanted to get.

Speaker 2 (39:05):
Him the spot we established yesterday in for Dan Patrick
that the male equivalent of a Karen is now an
Aaron after Aaron Rodgers complaining about the new helmets.

Speaker 3 (39:14):
He has to work.

Speaker 1 (39:14):
He's an Aaron. Ye, yeah, he's an Aaron. So yes.

Speaker 2 (39:17):
Imagine Spot watering his plants or even having a glass
of wine with his wife on his own patio, having
to deal with that sound and the visual the lugie's
dripping down in the middle of his of his toast
to his beautiful wife, like.

Speaker 1 (39:31):
The whole thing was horrible. We witnessed it. It was gross.

Speaker 2 (39:35):
So based on all these stories, and based on Gary
Who's making now national news the Neighbor from Hell, What
are your worst neighbor and roommate stories eight seven, seven
ninety nine on Fox, I'll leave you with one more
story I could make real quick.

Speaker 1 (39:53):
Oh what about what about? What about cigarette buck guy?
Which one when you lived in Jersey? The person that
put all their dirty cigarette butts and make a collection
by your doorstep. Oh dude, in my bushes. Yeah, hundreds
of them.

Speaker 2 (40:07):
Yeah, there would be a guy who who would use
my bushes as his ash tray and I had to
approach him. Yeah, I'm like, enough of this, dude, Yeah,
I have so many of these stories. But in college, dude, again,
if we're going to incorporate roommates to this story, I
had a roommate that would get so so drunk, so
twisted that one time I was in bed with my

(40:31):
college girlfriend and I had one of those this this
just adds to the story because it was aggravating for me.
I would use one of those you know, those big, giant,
wooly Mexican blankets. Yeah, I brought that with me to college.
I know, chicks love it. I know what you're thinking, Yeah,
I know.

Speaker 7 (40:51):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (40:52):
To me, this is a wool blanket from the sixteen hundreds.
So I have this blanket on me, we're underneath, we're
sleeping in the middle of the night. My worst roommate
was so twisted in the moment he makes a wrong
turn and thinks my bedroom is the bathroom, and let's
just say he uses my bed as his urinal. It, yeah,

(41:17):
as the urinal in the middle of the night, not
only on my girlfriend, but on my precious passed down
wooly blanket from the seventeen hundreds.

Speaker 1 (41:28):
But I remember it.

Speaker 2 (41:29):
I remember it hitting my back, thinking what and I
turned around seeing this dude swear to God, true star.

Speaker 1 (41:36):
Yep, it did not end well. I got two quickies,
and we'll go to your feedback. I had When I
was on the East Coast, I owned the house and
I rented out a one bedroom apartment that was connected
to my house like a separate unit. So okay, i'll
help this person could help me pay my mortgage, I'll
rent out the side apartment. That's when you think everyone's

(41:58):
normal and then you realize every one you rent to
is a lunatic. I had a girl fake cancer to
get out of her lease. Oh how disgusting, And I
remember being like, oh my god, that's the worst thing
you could do. And then I had some really quiet girl.
She was like she's she was a lesbian, and that's
part of the story because she's like I remember her

(42:20):
selling yourself, like, I'm just a quiet girl that keeps
to herself, you know, me and my girlfriend like just
a simple, just a simple lesbian. That was like her
selling chill. I'm just a chill lesbian. I was like
a chill lesbian. Okay, cool, stop it. And when I
tell you, I come home one day and there is
a lesbian royal rumble on my front lawn. There's like
seven lesbians fighting over who's hooking up with who. I

(42:42):
had to call the police and be like, yo, there
was a It was like honestly, it was like a
WNBA brawl. It was wild. Yeah, people are tough, man.
So think about that though.

Speaker 2 (42:55):
If everybody has terrible stories and we all do eight
seven seven ninety nine to share yours, imagine how bad
this guy Gary must be to be deemed now the
neighbor from hell. He must be pretty bad man.

Speaker 1 (43:09):
Yeah. So let's uh, let's take a couple of quickies.
I will get into some NFL, but like I said,
Denzel Washington will explain why it's hard to really talk
about preseason football. Coming up, we'll explain John and Montana.
You're all a coven On Rich. What's up, Bud.

Speaker 12 (43:24):
You guys love the show.

Speaker 3 (43:26):
Thank you min Yeah.

Speaker 12 (43:28):
So years ago, I was living with my now ex
wife and at Fourplex, and you know, nobody loves loves
or anything like having to deal with like domestic violence,
like neighbors and everything. So at one point there was
just enough was enough, and I went down to like
check on them, see if everything was okay. The woman
who actually was a victim, she ended up getting mad

(43:50):
at me because I was like trying to help. So
I'm like, all right's true, I'm just going.

Speaker 7 (43:54):
To call the police.

Speaker 12 (43:55):
And then the police got in there, and like two
weeks later they were all evicted, and like we never
heard from him. I was like, why why not accept
any sort of films?

Speaker 7 (44:03):
You know?

Speaker 1 (44:03):
Yeah, no, dude, it's it's amazing. You wonder, like how
do these people pass the process? But I guess people
got to live somewhere. There's trash bags everywhere, bed neighbors, bedroommates.
It happens. Spot in college, didn't he have a roommate
that always kicked you out because he was like a
sex fiend. I mean that's just college. Like Spot would
always come home and the guy it was a big dude.
It wasn't like a big guy in the basketball team.

(44:24):
And he like puts a note on the door, like
not allowing you back in or something. I mean everyone's
been there, right, sock on the door, but like to
not have access to your own place. But I had
to sleep spot, had to sleep in the freshman lounge
three days a week. It was the same spot.

Speaker 2 (44:38):
I remember that you gonna and I remember, yeah, we jokedie.

Speaker 1 (44:45):
You gonna. That's so funny, dude.

Speaker 2 (44:49):
You know what else is really unfortunate too, is a
lot of these neighbor stories. Like if you're a homeowner
and you have one of these neighbors, they're just bringing
down the value, bringing down the vibe. It's like it
if you take a light of pride in your home
and you have that one a hole who's not keeping
things up to par, and he's the guy letting the
house go in the neighborhood go, It's like, what an
eyesore that you have to deal with because you have

(45:11):
to he's looking at your house. Your house is beautiful.
You got to look at his.

Speaker 1 (45:16):
His trash all the time. And I think it's different
if you rent or own your place because if you
rent leases up, if you're that unhappy, you could be like,
you know what, this person's so bad, they're driving me
out of here. I'm getting a new place. It's the worst.
If you own your home and it's like your home
where you're raising your kids, school district, a bad neighbor,
you're sort of stuck with them. Yep, it's unfortunate, son.

(45:38):
Anytime one of your neighbors moves, I know we all
have that same feeling where it's like, please have the
new person be normal, Please have the new person be normal, please.

Speaker 3 (45:45):
Like that's yeah, a real rich When you're renting in
an apartment complex, you're almost guaranteed to have a couple
of crazy neighbors.

Speaker 6 (45:52):
That's true, it really has that. That's a fact I
would rather have though a neighbor. If they maybe they
have a blighted property, as long as they're not bothering me,
if they're not doing the noise thing after dark, Yes,
maybe it's dilapidated home. I understand it brings down property values.
But like if they're blank blasting music, if they're doing
weird stuff like this, Gary dude, that's where I have

(46:12):
a real problem. You're infiltrating my life. Sam, I feel
like you'd be a great neighbor. I am, and I'm
very aware of Like how a lot am I playing music,
Like I if someone if I see a package left
by our mailboxes, like I'll take it to their doorstep.
Like I try to be a good neighbor, and I
expect other people like the neighbor, the guy John in Montana,

(46:34):
he's a good neighbor. He went over because he cared
and he knocked on the door. And for that woman
to get mad at him, She's just stuck in some
terrible situation.

Speaker 2 (46:41):
And you think that my luck would change, right, I
own a condo now, it's like my post divorce, proud
condo that I had and I have. And the day
I moved in, the day I moved in, the movers
ran late, So I'll say I take accountability that the
move ran late and you're not supposed to move move
into like a condo complex, like after ten pm. It

(47:03):
was like midnight at this point, and they were still
moving some stuff in. But that was on the movers,
not necessarily on me. And there was nothing I could do.
I wasn't gonna leave my stuff with the movers. Long
story short, I'm moving in. It's my first day there
in this new building. Some maniac woman that lives there
came barging into my front door in her nightgown to

(47:23):
yell at me like I was a schoolboy and reprimand me.

Speaker 1 (47:26):
And I was like, get out of my house, crazy lady,
and great first impression. My first night there, she called
the police on me.

Speaker 6 (47:33):
Dude, Swear to God that great got off to a
great start there.

Speaker 2 (47:36):
Yeah, these are the people that I got to deal with,
never mind the crazy neighborhood exactly. So it's a very
relatable story, and I think that's why Iowa Sam's been
following it, why Danny g brought it up, and why
we're bringing it to you here on Fox Sports Radio,
Gary the Neighbor from Hell in Van Nuys, California. You'll
be seeing it on your social media feed. I'm sure

(47:58):
with it no time.

Speaker 1 (48:00):
Darryl, you're on in Washington State. What's up, buddy?

Speaker 13 (48:03):
Hey?

Speaker 4 (48:03):
Can you guys hear me?

Speaker 1 (48:04):
Okay, yeah, you're on, man, what's up?

Speaker 13 (48:06):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (48:06):
So I had a roommate man and basically my one
of my pet piece is drinking juice out of the
cart and and like he was notorious for drinking my stuff,
and I come home and the juice would be drinking
you can see, like a piece of meat. And then
we also had a rule. He smoked, so the deal

(48:27):
was no smoking in the place. You take it out
to the balcony. But I come home and I smelled smoke,
and it was like I wasn't a smoke And it's like,
come on, man. So yeah, when you talk.

Speaker 1 (48:35):
About no, it's funny, Darryl. It's so funny. And again,
we all have friends or family that smoke cigarettes or
weed or whatever. Through the years, I always found it
funny when when smokers would try to pull fast one
on you, like I don't smoke in my car, and
I'm like, dude, we have a friend Barry, remember everybuddy
Barry Cavina, of course like weed all the time. He

(48:57):
was convinced. I go, dude, you just got to brand
a new car and you're smoking cigarettes and weed in
your car. And he's like, yo, it doesn't smell bro.
I'm like, you don't think he seems like an ass
trink Come on, it's because he's been in the he's
been in it. He doesn't understand Rocky in Stockton, California.
What's up, rock Hey Man?

Speaker 7 (49:14):
Can you hear me?

Speaker 13 (49:15):
Right?

Speaker 1 (49:15):
Yeah? You're run hey man.

Speaker 13 (49:17):
Yeah, I just wanted to say, get it out of
the way before I d thing like you guys, I'm
not gonna be kissing ass or anything, but you guys
are great. You guys are doing the best the best
show on the on the radio.

Speaker 4 (49:26):
Swop with that out there.

Speaker 1 (49:27):
Thank you means a lot man.

Speaker 4 (49:28):
Yeah, no, so hey, so yeah.

Speaker 13 (49:31):
This was like back in back in the early nineties
when I was a kid man, when we are very
first night we moved into this new house and our
neighbors came to our house. A couple try to sell
us a Thanksgaven turkey. I mean, we're not even done
loading anything yet and they're trying to sell us the turkey.
My dad turned him down. They turned around and asked
to borrow money. They didn't even know us what you.

Speaker 1 (49:53):
Want a turkey?

Speaker 5 (49:56):
Yeah, I mean they should have known.

Speaker 13 (49:57):
We should have known what was to come, because the
whole time there they lived next to us, they would
just constantly come over, ringing the doorbell, asking to borrow this,
that and the other, even money. It's like, man, come on,
we don't even know you people.

Speaker 1 (50:08):
Guys, I need you to tell me now, you know,
perspective changes as you get older. Can we play a
quick round to wrap this? Can we play around if
was I the bad neighbor or were they the bad neighbor?
I love this topic.

Speaker 6 (50:20):
By the way, I'm getting all riled up over here,
saying all hot and please let's let's let's be real here.

Speaker 1 (50:26):
When I was a kid, in my mind, Vinnie was
a bad neighbor, this old Italian guy. You know why,
because anytime the kids in the neighborhood would play tackle football,
he would put his sprinklers on so that no one
would go on his lawn. But now, as an adult,
I'm like, were we the bad neighbors for going on
his lawn? Or was he the kids? Or is he

(50:47):
the bad neighbor? Like if we were playing with the
ball anything there way we go nearest property, he would
just crank on the sprinklers purposely to disrupt the game.
Or if we were playing street football, you know where
the curbs of the sidelines, essentially he would park there
so we would play. Rich As an adult, you totally understand.

Speaker 2 (51:07):
Now, come on, dude, we saw a bunch of it's
from a neighborhood playing on your lawn, bro, you would
have a flipout, dude.

Speaker 1 (51:13):
My childhood was spent playing team hide and seek. We
called it Manhunt, which sounds weird as an adult now.
Manhunt a game some may still play, But we played
manhunt team hide and seek. Do you know any neighbors
I probably stepped in their flower beds and stuff. If
a kid stepped on my roses right now, I would

(51:34):
punch a kid if I mean, I mean.

Speaker 3 (51:37):
The flowers I get. But when we were just throwing
a football around on somebody's green grass, yeah.

Speaker 1 (51:42):
I wouldn't care. Honestly, if they were neighborhood kids and
they went on my long as they were playing football
and the ball would go on my lawn, I wouldn't care.
But there were neighbors. Do you know everyone had that neighbor.

Speaker 3 (51:51):
Where if it went in their backyard, it's mine.

Speaker 1 (51:55):
Yeah, everybody had that.

Speaker 3 (51:56):
Name we had. We had a neighbor in Rialto, California.
If one of our balls went in his backyard, he
took a buck knife out and popped the ball. Yeah,
while we were watching. Like he he made sure to
have eye contacted then had.

Speaker 1 (52:13):
A TV ch Danny, you look at me.

Speaker 6 (52:17):
A kid pop Like I get that, Like you're ruining
someone's grass, You're messing up their side, Like make listen.
They put a lot of time in their grass. Like
if you're the kids, maybe you ask permission if you
can play in the yard or like.

Speaker 1 (52:27):
You should clear that. I understand where he's coming from. Yeah,
I I one funny story my one of the moms
at the school that my wife and I are friendly with.
They they caught someone on the ring doorbell constantly letting
the dog go to the bathroom on their lawn and
the front. They confronted the person with video like here's

(52:50):
you and you're an episode of Cheaters, Like here's you
and your dog. Your dog is squatting like near my porch.
And the woman was like, no, not my dog. It
must have been a coyote. And it's like the video
I have in my hand. I used to hate too rich.

Speaker 2 (53:08):
I confronted neighbors because and I'm not looking for trouble.

Speaker 1 (53:11):
I'm just a chill straight man. I'm just a chill guy.

Speaker 2 (53:15):
I had neighbors that would always throw their dogs poop
in a in a bag and but never really tied
in my garbage cans when they were on the street. Yeah,
but dude, what would happen is they would smush on
the bottom of the can and it would be disgusting
all because they'd be throwing their stuff in my can.

Speaker 1 (53:37):
How are you okay with that?

Speaker 6 (53:39):
That's not is the trash going out or has already
been emptied if it's empty, But.

Speaker 1 (53:48):
It would be so gross every time because they would
use my garbage. I was Sam, I was. Sam's right.
There's a right answer in the wrong one. If the
garbage had been picked up and your empty cans waiting
to be pulled back, you don't put your dog poo
And that's what I mean at the bottom of the camp.
But you know, if garbage, if garbage comes Friday morning

(54:08):
and someone's walking their dog Thursday night and the cans
are out, that's fine. That's fine, exactly deal. All right? Uh,
let's take one Quakie Wallace in North Carolina. We haven't
talked told Wallace in a while. What's up?

Speaker 8 (54:17):
Man?

Speaker 1 (54:17):
Hey Wallace? What's up? Say hi to Grammet? What's up?

Speaker 10 (54:21):
First?

Speaker 7 (54:21):
I want to say y'all, are y'all make my ride home?
Enjoyable every night.

Speaker 1 (54:25):
Thanks man.

Speaker 13 (54:27):
So, I live in a house in a community.

Speaker 7 (54:31):
I have a house.

Speaker 4 (54:32):
People are two hundred and fifty yards away from me.

Speaker 5 (54:34):
In the next house, new neighbors move in.

Speaker 4 (54:37):
I smoke cigars.

Speaker 7 (54:39):
They come over the first day they're in there, tell
me I can't smoke cigars on my back pick and
they can smell.

Speaker 1 (54:44):
It two football fields and the two footballs fields, and
they're busting you chops.

Speaker 7 (54:50):
Yes, So I said, well, that's fine. I said, I'll
see what I can do about it. That week, the
first weekend, I invited every person I knew to come
smoke cigars on my back deck.

Speaker 2 (55:01):
That's so funny. Ay, it's good to be back at
our normal slot. Five to seven on the East, two
to four on the West. Yeah for Dan Patrick Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday,
and waiting for Dan Patrick again tomorrow. So please remember
to follow the podcast because I don't want you guys
missing out.

Speaker 1 (55:20):
We've been having a lot of fun.

Speaker 2 (55:21):
I hope your week's going well, and I hope the
kids are having a great first day back to school
out on the West side.

Speaker 1 (55:27):
Hey, is it odd that much like sports, Kavino and
I are oddly competitive and I want to make sure
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Are you gonna have me start bribing the YouTube subscriber?

Speaker 1 (55:50):
What did your mom? Your mom always had a friend
that would make her buy like skin so soft or
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You're not selling you skin so soft, tupperware, cut Conaine,
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We're telling you to hit one button and to send
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It's free. You can see our show live in studio.
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(56:25):
Before we get to Denzel Washington, we were talking about
like the worst neighbors and bad neighbors. That was our
throwback conversation, a lot of great feedback there. We were
just saying, how like, wherever you live, sometimes there's a
reason why that really sweet apartment is available because there
is some weird rub like oh, the lady that lives
upstairs is a whack of do like this, Sometimes when

(56:48):
something seems too good to be true, that might be
the reason, Dan, this house has been on the market.
How did no one scoop it up? And then you
realize that, like the next door neighbors, like you said,
are part of a motorcycle gang. Yeah, they're shooting guns
at it their house, saying.

Speaker 5 (57:00):
Get out of moss tail.

Speaker 3 (57:04):
Yeah it was horrible.

Speaker 2 (57:05):
So worst neighbor ever out of California. Neighbor from hell.
Follow the story. We'll take one last call. We'll talk
Denzel eight seven seven ninety nine on Fox at Covino
and Rich on social media.

Speaker 1 (57:17):
Who do we got to Let's say, how do you
do to Andy in mississipp He says he He says
he was the bad neighbor. Oh, it's you know, self
awareness is good. What's up Andy?

Speaker 7 (57:26):
Hey? Guys, how's it going?

Speaker 1 (57:27):
What's up?

Speaker 3 (57:28):
Bro?

Speaker 7 (57:29):
Hey? I was in my mid teens, my dad built
a concrete dog run for my dog, and I'd have
to go out there and spread it with a water
hose to get the pee off. And then this is
back when they had paper grocery bags, and I'd take
two of those and put the poop in there. Well,
I got sick of doing that. I'm thinking, huh, I'll

(57:51):
just throw it over the fence. Well, I picked the
wrong fence. I should have picked the fence that was
in our property. But I did our mutual fence with
our neighbors. And about a week or so goes by.
Their kids were probably under ten, and like, so you've

(58:12):
been picking up that, you know, taking care of Kelly.
And I was like, yeah, yeah, it's like, well, uh
doing the poop, taking to the trash. Yeah, can you
tell me where the neighbors kids have fucking dog ship.

Speaker 1 (58:22):
On the height st What a great call, But you
dropped the S word. You can't do that. But hey,
great call. You can hear the pod to hear.

Speaker 2 (58:30):
What he said next, catch the pod. Search Covino and
Rich for every stream of your podcast or on the
YouTube stream because we can't edit that right if you
want to hear what he said YouTube, Hey, I want
to move I want to move on from poop.

Speaker 3 (58:47):
If you want to hear what Andy said next.

Speaker 1 (58:49):
Can I cove can I it's a good story, though,
Can I make one less rule before we get to
Isaac and our and our Denzel story? Based on the
fact that we all want to be good neighbors. Right
if you are getting work done, if you are having
a landscape but implants, Yeah, if you are getting worked
one like a BBL. Now if you if like i'd like,
we're redoing the pavers in our backyard, right, we're you know,

(59:11):
if you're getting some landscaping worked on, or you know,
a new garage door. What is the rule? Should you
give your neighbors the heads up? Like, hey, just to
be a neighborly neighbor hurts? Just yeah, mikey hurt. I
don't think you have to. Hey, Saturday, we're gonna have
some construction workers over. Pardon me in advance, you know, Like,
I think that goes a long way. It goes a
long way, because then they won't be a pain in
the ass if they do make noise. It's like if

(59:33):
you'd warn your parents. I'm sorry if you won the
neighbors like, Hey, we're gonna have a party. We might
be a little loud, it's a graduation party. They'd be
less inclined to be an ass to you if you
give them a heads up or invite them over for
a drink. Your neighbor is never gonna complain. If you say, hey,
we're having a cookout, want you swing by for a drink?
Guess what that neighbor won't do Call the cops if

(59:55):
you're loud.

Speaker 6 (59:55):
Hey, rich, I'm moving in next door. Okay, that'd be
a great neighbor. I'll be over all the time.

Speaker 1 (01:00:00):
Gaborers are selling their house soon and it is a
fear of mine. I'm not going to lie, But dude.

Speaker 2 (01:00:03):
You got to be real, a real sticking to my
tight ass to want to call the police a complain
when people are just having a good time, you know,
if they're celebrating a King Signa or or Hank's retirement party.

Speaker 1 (01:00:16):
You know what I mean? Like, hey, do do you dude?

Speaker 2 (01:00:17):
There was a there was a King Signa in my
neighborhood and it was like right behind my house. They
had a full on mechanical bull that I could see
from my Patio, a Mexican DJ. They had like eight
hundred people there. My only complaint was that I wasn't invited. Yes, exactly, Yeah,
and we all know you. You love the tortoise. All right,

(01:00:38):
let's

Speaker 1 (01:00:38):
Uh, let's go to loan craft for an update.