March 1, 2022 • 36 mins
On today’s episode, we talk to a woman whose road to self-discovery could leave her all hot and bothered, while a sizzling sex celebrity drops in unannounced, and producer Shelly drops the biggest bombshell yet.
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Make sure to subscribe, rate, and review The Doctor Sex
re Show wherever you listen to your favorite podcasts. On
today's episode of The Doctor Sex Reese Show, a woman
worries the road to self discovery could leave her all
hot and bothered. A sizzling sex celebrity explodes into the
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studio unannounced, while producer Shelley drops the biggest bombshell yet.
And now that Doctor Sex Reese Show with your host,
Dr Robert sex Reese. This is the Doctor Robert Sex
re Show. I'm Dr Robert sex Reese. How can I
help you today? Every caller that calls me, I take
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as it's me or them. I don't like that either, Honestly,
now that I'm hearing it come from you, very excited
to talk about this, Can you give me a second.
I'm choking on a walnut. You know you're on the air,
and we just put aside our differences and agree that
I was right, very impatient to hear your question, but
also living in fear of it. I'm throwing gems at
you and you just keep dropping them in the river.
My situation is, I'm doing what I love. I'm free
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from human touch, and I'm here to give what I
have to you. Hello, Hello, haa, and welcome to the
Doctor sex Rees Show. I am your host, Dr Robert
sex Reese, and I am amazed that I'm here right now.
To be quite honest, I wasn't planning to be I
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wasn't even planning to be on this continent. But sometimes
life throws your curve balls. Okay, So, in case you
missed it, on our last show, this unreliable hip hop
theme DNA test said that a woman named Amy Reese
shares half her DNA with me, which some took to
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mean that I am her father. But by that same logic,
the DNA test could be half a not a lot
of people mentioning that, but either way, I high tailed
it out of the studio, leaving my producer Shelley to
just finish the show on her own. So where did
I go in that shocked semifugue state. Well, some of
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you know, I'm prepared at any moment to bug out
completely and just retreat from society at large. I have cash, passports,
safe houses, disguises. This was finally my chance to disappear
and start a new life as a new person, perhaps
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with a thick mustache and sunglasses. The sky was the limit. However,
vanishing without a trace is not as easy as it sounds.
It turns out I I had apparently stored my bugout
bag and in the wrong place, because it was extremely damp.
When I got to it. The money and passports had
rotted away to tatters, which was obviously disappointing since I
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had to use my credit card defeats the whole purpose
of dropping off the map. But when I got there,
I was doubly disappointed to find that my secret little
safe house had been converted into an artisanal wax and
twine shop. This neighborhood was a dump when I first
got my safe house, but now it had been completely gentrified.
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I was furious, dejected, depressed, doubly so because I realized
that I should have bought instead of renting. But I
faced reality, I tried to self soothe with some emergency
bagel chips and scallion cream cheese. Now I have since
learned why serious survivalists don't include dairy in their long
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term bug out backs. The cream cheese had long since
turned and whatever chemical process took place gave it a
powerful psychotropic effect. I'll say so. By the time I
finished my last bagel chip. I was dancing and slow
emotion inside a giant purple fractal. Serious listeners of the
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show will know that I don't drink or do drugs
because I don't like the sensation of losing control. I
still don't even love having bowel movements for this reason.
But this experience, this bagel chip trip, was different. It
felt organic. It felt strangely natural, as if that that
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glowing red frog with with the crown of steel and
ice had always been my mentor and guide. But I
was just now realizing it, and I found myself listening
to what the red frog had to say that was
more like drinking than listening, if that makes sense. But
he told me that that I could no longer run
from my fears, but I had to face them head on,
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because fear is this gateway through which we all must
walk in order to know peace. That we ourselves have
no substance at all, just constructions of thought layered on thought,
that we are formless and empty. Well, as you might
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have surmised, that sucked big time. Did not care for
that realization. I hated it, and I started screaming and
thrashing around like a bowl in a wax and twine shop.
I don't want to be nothing. Luckily, the cream cheese
mold wore off pretty quickly, and the store owners were
a lot more understanding than I would have been, and
they offered me a very nice discount on some scented candles.
So I got a hold of myself. I called Shelly
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and I said I would never be coming back and
that she could tell the management I didn't care what
they thought anymore. And then Shelly reminded me that I
am still under contract and in quite a bit of
debt financially, so um, I started crying. Then if I
recall correctly, and then Shelly tried to soothe me by
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telling me that if I came back, we could do
today's episode about abstinence, which is the topic I have
been trying to do for years. So here I am.
I'm a true professional. I still haven't grappled with the
fact that my entire identity has been shattered, but I'm
ready to get on the phones and start helping so people.
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So uh, let's get to our first caller, Linda. Linda,
Welcome to the Doctor sex re Show. I'm Dr Robert
sex Reese. How can I be of service? Hi? Doctor?
So my question is I want to take a month
long meditation retreat, okay, um, but they actually require participants
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to be abstinent during the full time. And I mean,
I I don't know if I can go that long.
You don't know if you can meditate that long. I'm
not sure I can go a whole month without having sex. Oh?
I see, well, I mean you're in the right place
to get advice. I've gone my entire life without having sex. Uh,
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and I'm doing quite well. But have you ever wanted it? No?
I have never wanted it. That's that's my gifts. So yeah,
I'm not sure we're on the same page because I
always wanted to go a whole month would be really
challenging for me. Well, what's the longest you've ever gone
without having sex? Um? I would say probably three days? Okay?
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And when at what age did you start engaging in
this act? I don't know if my mother listens to this,
but if she does, we'll just say eighteen. And right now,
you're what fifty nine? Yeah, you're good, I am. I'm
I'm fifty nine and a half. So the fact that
you were kind of going back and forth between those two.
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I knew I knew you were the right one to
call because you know your stuff. I do know my
stuff is I'm also very good at guessing shoe sizes.
But are you worried that there's gonna be people at
this retreat that you are uncontrollably attracted to? I've been
I haven't done a meditation retreat myself, but I've spoken
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to a lot of Buddhists, and they're not the best
looking group. It's usually the the instructors that are the
most attractive, because they're the ones you know, that know
their stuff and they're breathing is very sensual, even though
I don't know if it's supposed to be that way,
but that's how I take it. No, it's not supposed
to be that way. I'm gonna go out on a limb.
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Can I just start making some guesses about you? Sure
was your first sexual experience with a figure of authority?
I mean, yeah, I love a captain, I love it,
a team leader, I love a deacon. Okay, are you religious? Hi, dabble,
I'll go to I'll I'll hit up the Methodist church sometimes. Okay,
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But now you're moving into more of an Eastern sort
of philosophy. Well, you know, personally, I think that um,
all these things. You know, Jesus was a Buddhist if
you really look into it. I just wanted to mix
it up a little and get a little funky, you know.
But I do want to point out that the ultimate abstainer,
the captain of the A team, and I'm talking with
a capital A, was the big man himself, Mr J. C. Jesus.
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I I have long been in love with Jesus, and
I know that that's probably gonna rufflesome feathers, but Jesus
is the ultimate man. Sounds to me like you're pretty
into this Jesus guy, like he's some kind of heart throb.
I mean not like literally, like I'm not like thinking
about him, you know, like I'm just saying on your
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wall like you would pictures of Jonathan Taylor Thomas or
the new Kids on the Block or whoever. No. I
but I just felt there were, you know, like captain
type men in my life, know, youth group leaders and
you know, camp counselors, and then those types of people, uh,
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to me felt very christ like and I'm drawn to
that they're loving for giving humble, uh, you know, good
with a piece of wood. But then to go to
this retreat where I know I'm heading into a danger
zone where they're not danger but just there's that type
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of person is going to be there leading the meditations
and stuff and and I'm gonna like, I'm gonna like
those guys. I just was hoping for some sort of
tip on how to control myself. What I do is
I bite down on a watermelon rind and then I
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keep a series of sticks around that I will grab
with my hands and just sort of snap. Uh. Not
recommending it for everyone, but definitely something you could try.
Good to know, I'll try the watermelon. I don't know
if they're going to have watermelon there, but I can
check the menu and they You should run to the
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grocery stub beforehand, right, Also keep all of my watermelon
rhyns because I am a pretty intense and devout composter um.
And if you want to swing by, I don't know
where you live, you want to swing by the studio
or maybe get my producer your address, I could certainly
mail them to you. Well, those are what watermelon rhins
that you that you've eaten off of is that what
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you're saying. Well, yeah, I've cut the watermelon, the juice
off of I don't even eat the watermelon. I'll just
do it for the rhines, but I keep them all. Yeah,
so it doesn't have like your germs on it. No, no, no,
none of my germs are on it. Well, I don't
know if I need you to send me your watermelon rhyins.
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I can probably arrange with the retreats, and I can say,
you know, I need a watermelon per day, at least
one per day. Do you think you'll be able to
collect a bunch of sticks for yourself to snap? I assume.
So there are nature walks the schedule. Well, Linda, I
wish I had all day to indulge you, but I don't.
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I gotta get to some other calls. And also i'm,
you know, dealing with some stuff myself. So have I
been helpful? Oh yeah, I can't wait to try this
watermelon trick. All right, best of luck to you, Linda,
and I must stay, I must stay and bless you.
All right, thank you very much. She is a lost cause,
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but I was glad to get the chance to talk
to her, and I do hope that any of you
have you know, going through anything similar that this has
been some has been of some assistance to you. We're
gonna take a break now and hear from another one
of our sponsors. He has been called, quote the sex
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therapist to the powerful and famous, a little clunky, and
quote a sexual healer unlike the world has ever known. No,
it's not me, Dr sex Reese. It is someone named
Dr Randy, and his new book, How to Have Sex
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In fact, he claims that the Big Bang was a
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wherever such mental filth is sold. You know, I'm mystified.
I'm mystified every time I come in here, why people
continue to call, why I continue to do this, why
people continue to listen, and why advertisers continue to advertise.
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But I guess, uh, these are one of those questions
that you're never going to get an answer to in life.
You know, it's ironic, right because I'm here providing answers
to people, That's what I do, and yet the fundamental
questions that I have in my life are probably never
going to be answered. Take for example, the fact that
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I am the only regionally syndicated sex therapist that I
know of, and I've checked who's never had sex, and
yet I've learned recently, uh that science seems to point
to the fact that I have a daughter, something that
I thought was impossible. But perhaps, like the Aztec mother
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of ketzel Quaddle, I was somehow able to have and
give rise to a child through cosmic or spiritual means.
Maybe that's something I can hold onto. Wouldn't that be interesting, Shelley?
Would that be I mean, would that be something that
that Do you want me to talk or no, I
don't want you to talk now? Okay, Um, I was
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going to have to interrupt you. Actually there is some exciting,
an exciting development happening another exciting development. This is gonna
be another exciting development that's going to cause me to
have diarrhea due to anxiety for three days straight. I
don't know what your reaction is going to be. So
you know that ad you just read for Dr Randy.
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Dr Randy is here in the studio right now and
he's on his way to be on the show. What
are you talking about? The cosmics Ounkman doctor re season
here right now, So maybe just just letting you know that, Hello, Hi,
how are you showing? I'm so good? How are you?
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Thank you so much for allowing me to come onto
this show. Thank you. You look absolutely radiant today show.
That's there's no way that's you. Thank you. This is
so exciting for me and for Dr Reason is wearing
a pair of overalls and an old sweatshirt. So I
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don't see anyway how that could be construed as you
do not say what I'm wearing. Well, I've asked you
not to deceive me time and time again I did.
This was a surprise. This was a truly Dr Randy.
What can I do for you? Would you like an autograph?
Would you like a tour of the station. We can
have one of our custodial engineers show you around. What
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is it you want? I'd love to actually step in.
I am fascinated by what you do. Mr Sex. Oh
you are, You're fascinated. Have you ever heard the show?
I have not. You sound very tall. I'm only able
through the window here between the booth and the and
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the Okay, that's tall. I don't think there's going to
be room in the booth. Let me try for a moment.
I want to just come in there. Don't You're strong?
You're strong? Oh my, oh my, oh, Mr Sex. Please
call me Dr Sex Reese. Give me a little bit
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of space here. That's where I keep my water. May
I just say right off the bat that this room
is tight. Yeah, it's very tight. It's very hot. But no,
I'm I'm I'm talking about you. You are bottled up.
I can just feel it coming off of you from here.
You are a a little uh cook pot, aren't you? Yeah? Well,
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I run hot. They've always said that about me since
the time I was My average temperature is actually one
or two point eight and a befuddled doctors for a
long time. If I dropped down any lower than that,
I sort of collapse. So you're also a doctor. I
suppose people call me Dr Randy. I have never had
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formal training, but I've seemed to need it. Well, I
have received formal training. I've been to three different medical schools.
Professors have called me the most challenging student that they've
ever had. All of that is to say that this
is a tight ship that we run here. And does
that make you feel happy? You feel happy? No, Dr Randy,
I wouldn't say that anything makes me feel happy. Occasionally
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I experience flashes of mild satisfaction, and happiness is not
really why I'm doing this. Is that why you're doing
whatever it is you do, which, by the way, is
what I don't like to put words on what I
do because I don't think language can accurately represent the
full human experience of having and being sexual. Well, it
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seems to me, Dr Rinney, that you've got everything you need.
I don't. I don't have everything because I've never done
what you do, Mr. Sex, I don't think you want
to do. I'm fascinated by what you do. Do you
see the look on my face? My my mouth is
stuck in a sort of rigor mortis of disdain. You
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look like a young Corey Hame before the drugs, before
whatever else horrible things happened to him. Are you talking
dream a little dream Corey Hay, Yeah, I am talking
to dream a little dream Corey. Than you give off
that kind of an angelic look. And I have always
been told I look like Dennis Franz, So that's from
the time I was very young. I'm talking when he
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was when he was an unknown character actor before NYPD Blue. Oh,
I see it. I don't think what I'm saying to
you is you seem to me like you have it all.
You're tall, you're blonde, you have beautiful eyes, you smell wonderful.
You give off a kind of magnetism that is even
drawing me close to you. You've infiltrated the bubble that
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I've spent my whole life psychologically building around me, that
people can actually detect, sometimes from as much as a
hundred yards away. You're now within the bubble. And I'm
very close to asking you if you want to answer
a question with me and do this on the show
so you can experience what it's like for me. But
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I don't want to do it. Please please let us
let us extend our well wishes to the general public,
to Joe que public and see what he or she
has to ask us. Thank you for asking. That is
so generous of you. Okay, so that's a yes. And
do you always talk this way? In like? Well, like
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everything is an infomercial? What is an infomercial? Here's this
is a question from Twitter. Twitter as a social network
that started out as a way for people to to
make puns and has now become a kind of toxic
political environment where people are are are trying to kill
each other. Wow, that sounds that took a surprising left turn.
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Well that's the that's the that's the that's the way
society goes. Okay, here's one. This is from at the
Player Experience. He says, Yo, dr Sex, My buddies are
all doing no nut November and want me to join in.
I love my boys, but I also love to not
What should I do? I don't know what any of
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this is. I don't know what he's talking about. Give
up jerking off for an amount of time. So what
I would say to you is, how have you ever
tried not nutting? The play Experience because not nutting can
also be a profoundly spiritual experience. It can allow you
to go inside yourself. They're gonna try to get you
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to open up, They're gonna try to get you to
let them in, and it's all a trick. It's all
a trick. If you have pride in yourself, if you
have a belief in yourself, you will extend the no
nutting beyond November into December, January, the whole next year.
Give me a call back or another tweet in one
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year and tell me if you don't feel more whole,
more full of vibrant energy that can sometimes be interpreted
as rage, and if you don't feel more self empowered,
and if you and if you don't, I'll eat my hat.
I'll buy a hat and I'll eat it. So top that,
doctor Randy. I do believe in the core of who
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I am that to n is to be human. In
so to this young man, I say, if all of
your friends are not nutting, that is no reason to
not not Not young man, not Shelly. Don't you think
it's time maybe for an ad something? What? Alright? So, yeah,
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so Shelley has completely left the control room, which seems
to me like it's a great time to take a
break and hear from one of our sponsors while we
still have them. We'll be right back after this break. Okay,
let's take a minute to uh, to hear from one
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That's down shifting with Grace Wednesdays at noon. Okay, uh,
We're back here on the Doctor Robert sex Reese Show.
In case you didn't know, Dr Randy has has kind
of forced his way onto my show and into my life. Um,
before we go any farther along, how did you wind
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up here today? Like? What what is it that that
drew you to me? Have you been following the saga
over the past few weeks? Like what what's what's? How
did you get here? Well? I want to help you
understand why you are this way because you're all bottled up. Yeah, yeah,
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you've used that metaphor a couple of times. Can I
stop you right there? An instant I've spent again trademarked.
You need to make sure that it's okay for us
to mention that. And if we are hyperbaric chamber, if
we're going to continue to mention, I want to make
sure that we get some kind of sponsorship in place. Okay, Shelly,
you're trash at the bottom of the trash compactor and
you're all scrunched up, and I want to know why,
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because I want you to know why. Have you ever
have you ever decided that you wouldn't want to have
certain emotional experiences? Did you ever say of the rainbow
of feelings. I choose to only have blue and green.
I don't feel that I was ever given the choice
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to make those kinds of decisions. I have a few
fundamental emotions that are in constant battle, like Titans in
the days of old, grappling for control of the galaxy
and Earth. This is what feels like it is roiling
inside of my stomach at all times. There's rage, there's
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a lesser version of rage, a sort of intense annoyance,
and then there is a blank, dull neutrality, which is
where I actually want to be most of the time.
I'm trying to get myself to that point. I feel
like you are coloring your life with a half full
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crayon box, and what I want to do to you
is I want to give you access to the large
Crayola crayon box, one that has the sharpener on the side,
a hundred and five colors. Right now, you are coloring
your life with three crayons, and I want to give
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you all the crayons. This, I think is another trademark
shell You're gonna have to thank you. Second of all,
nobody ever uses all of those crayons. Dr Randy, have
you ever really found a use for burnt sienna or
electric lime or peach, the one that barely even shows up?
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What about that white color that doesn't even stay on
the damn paper? Not to mention the fact that there's
always people around. Who are you going to take your
crayons and never return them? Shelly? Are you there any
other callers at all today? No? I want to heal you.
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Dr Randy. You don't know what it's like to be
raised by two sex therapist parents who are the most open, giving, honest,
transparent people in the world, where everything has to be
constantly talk talk, open up talk. I don't want to
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be opened up. I'm I'm, I'm happy with my three crayons.
And the more you try to force your electric lime
and you're burnt sienna into my tiny little box, the
angrier I'm gonna get until eventually the whole damn box rips,
and then what's gonna happen? Nobody has any crayons because
they all got melted on the radiator. This is why
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I do believe that talk therapy has its im It's
there's we need to go further sometime when the damage
is this intense and now there is a place that's
right by here that I think is fantastic. It's a
place called Camp Touch. It's run by Dan and Linda,
fantastic people. I've spoken there in the past, and I
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think you would It would do wonders for you to
attend even three days at Camp Touch. I am very
familiar with Camp Touch. I was forced to go there
weekend after weekend over the summer, and and and this
is all beginning to feel a little too coincidental. How
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did you wind up here today in the middle of
all of this? How did you find yourself to my studio?
I found myself here. The way I find myself anywhere
is that I followed my tingle. What does that mean?
What's what tingle? I have a tingle that guides me
through life, and it allows to be fully present at
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the moment I am most needed in most people's lives.
It is a feeling, not unlike the electric lines on
the bottom of a shark that lights up when someone
needs sexual healing. And I follow it and it has
never let me down. And this tingle, where does it?
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Where is this inherent in all people that's something special
to you? Where is it? Where does it come from?
Because it is a actually a scar on my pernium,
otherwise known as the taint, the space between the behole
and the balls. If this is truly a coincidence, then
it's a miraculous coincidence because I recently learned that I
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have scar on my taint as well, and it has Yeah,
I my doctor told me I have it. I've never
actually seen that part of my body. You've never used
a mirror to look at your undercap? Absolutely not. I
have one with me. You should, you should look No, No,
I'm not gonna I'm not gonna do that. I allowed
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my doctor to do it. He's allowed to look there
once every two years. And this came up because a
few weeks ago, we got a caller claiming that I
that I had a daughter, right, even though I've never
had sex, ejaculated, experience nocturnal emission of pre come. Somehow
this story got out there that I had this daughter.
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The mother wrote a letter claiming that I had a
scar on my taint. And then this this woman who
was actually tracked down by Shelley here. Her name is
Amy Reese. We talked on air. She was nothing like me.
I think every everybody who listened could figure that out
just by hearing us talk. We were nothing alike. Lovely
woman though, then Shelley used a disreputable hip hop based
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DNA service to prove that Amy and I shared the
same d n A. So I've been going through a
sort of existential and professional an emotional crisis trying to
figure out how it is I could have a daughter
without ever having had sex, nocturnal emission, ejaculation, or even
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prey common Now Dr Randy comes waltzing striding into my
studio open reveals that he too has a scar on
his perennium perennium tank area. I might have the answer. Ah,
the puppet master speaks. So um, Dr Randy, I went
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to your website and got a sample of your DNA.
Thank you so much for doing that. I put my
d n A on my website justin in case anyone
wants to create more mise and so I had that
DNA tested and it came back as a positive match
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for Amy Reese. What does so? What does this mean? Well?
Dr Reese, you were a match for Amy, and Dr
Randy is a match for Amy. So Dr Randy is
the father of Amy. This makes so much more sense
to me because Dr Randy, whereas I have been withholding
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my seed, he has been spreading it around the universe
like mayonnaise. So to me, this makes much more sense
that he would have fathered multiple human beings. I'm so
happy right now. Do you know that coincidences are the
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universe coming together? And this is absolutely amazing? Yes, yes,
I am happy to have a daughter. What's also happening though,
is a bit of basic science that if if you
two have the same d n A, you're twins. I'm
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gonna give you an extra big bear hug right now.
I don't here they come. Okay, I'm in the middle
of this, brother, Can you release a little oh here? Sure,
here you go? All right? Well, this is I will admit,
kind of a lot to take in. I'm gonna need
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to maybe look over some of those uh, some of
those results, Shelley, I think we're getting to the end
of the show here. Thank you very much for tuning in.
Hate to hate to nip this in the butt. We
we actually wide wide mouth. Barry had a wide mouth
medical emergency and he's not doing his show. We have
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been offered the time slot and so we're just rolling
right on through. Okay, So I guess we're just gonna
do another ad and then roll right into another show
covering the most personal and shocking uh topic of my life. Okay,
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are going to go right into the next episode here following.
Uh whatever they play between my show and the show
after it, I honestly don't know. So yeah, I guess
just keep your mind open and your eyes closed. See
you in a second. Make sure to rate, review, and
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subscribe to the Doctor Sex re Show wherever you listen
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Make sure to subscribe, rate, and review The Doctor Sex
re Show wherever you listen to your favorite podcasts. On
today's episode of The Doctor Sex Reese Show, a woman
worries the road to self discovery could leave her all
hot and bothered. A sizzling sex celebrity explodes into the
(00:23):
studio unannounced, while producer Shelley drops the biggest bombshell yet.
And now that Doctor Sex Reese Show with your host,
Dr Robert sex Reese. This is the Doctor Robert Sex
re Show. I'm Dr Robert sex Reese. How can I
help you today? Every caller that calls me, I take
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as it's me or them. I don't like that either, Honestly,
now that I'm hearing it come from you, very excited
to talk about this, Can you give me a second.
I'm choking on a walnut. You know you're on the air,
and we just put aside our differences and agree that
I was right, very impatient to hear your question, but
also living in fear of it. I'm throwing gems at
you and you just keep dropping them in the river.
My situation is, I'm doing what I love. I'm free
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from human touch, and I'm here to give what I
have to you. Hello, Hello, haa, and welcome to the
Doctor sex Rees Show. I am your host, Dr Robert
sex Reese, and I am amazed that I'm here right now.
To be quite honest, I wasn't planning to be I
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wasn't even planning to be on this continent. But sometimes
life throws your curve balls. Okay, So, in case you
missed it, on our last show, this unreliable hip hop
theme DNA test said that a woman named Amy Reese
shares half her DNA with me, which some took to
(01:54):
mean that I am her father. But by that same logic,
the DNA test could be half a not a lot
of people mentioning that, but either way, I high tailed
it out of the studio, leaving my producer Shelley to
just finish the show on her own. So where did
I go in that shocked semifugue state. Well, some of
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you know, I'm prepared at any moment to bug out
completely and just retreat from society at large. I have cash, passports,
safe houses, disguises. This was finally my chance to disappear
and start a new life as a new person, perhaps
(02:37):
with a thick mustache and sunglasses. The sky was the limit. However,
vanishing without a trace is not as easy as it sounds.
It turns out I I had apparently stored my bugout
bag and in the wrong place, because it was extremely damp.
When I got to it. The money and passports had
rotted away to tatters, which was obviously disappointing since I
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had to use my credit card defeats the whole purpose
of dropping off the map. But when I got there,
I was doubly disappointed to find that my secret little
safe house had been converted into an artisanal wax and
twine shop. This neighborhood was a dump when I first
got my safe house, but now it had been completely gentrified.
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I was furious, dejected, depressed, doubly so because I realized
that I should have bought instead of renting. But I
faced reality, I tried to self soothe with some emergency
bagel chips and scallion cream cheese. Now I have since
learned why serious survivalists don't include dairy in their long
(03:44):
term bug out backs. The cream cheese had long since
turned and whatever chemical process took place gave it a
powerful psychotropic effect. I'll say so. By the time I
finished my last bagel chip. I was dancing and slow
emotion inside a giant purple fractal. Serious listeners of the
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show will know that I don't drink or do drugs
because I don't like the sensation of losing control. I
still don't even love having bowel movements for this reason.
But this experience, this bagel chip trip, was different. It
felt organic. It felt strangely natural, as if that that
(04:27):
glowing red frog with with the crown of steel and
ice had always been my mentor and guide. But I
was just now realizing it, and I found myself listening
to what the red frog had to say that was
more like drinking than listening, if that makes sense. But
he told me that that I could no longer run
from my fears, but I had to face them head on,
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because fear is this gateway through which we all must
walk in order to know peace. That we ourselves have
no substance at all, just constructions of thought layered on thought,
that we are formless and empty. Well, as you might
(05:11):
have surmised, that sucked big time. Did not care for
that realization. I hated it, and I started screaming and
thrashing around like a bowl in a wax and twine shop.
I don't want to be nothing. Luckily, the cream cheese
mold wore off pretty quickly, and the store owners were
a lot more understanding than I would have been, and
they offered me a very nice discount on some scented candles.
So I got a hold of myself. I called Shelly
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and I said I would never be coming back and
that she could tell the management I didn't care what
they thought anymore. And then Shelly reminded me that I
am still under contract and in quite a bit of
debt financially, so um, I started crying. Then if I
recall correctly, and then Shelly tried to soothe me by
(05:57):
telling me that if I came back, we could do
today's episode about abstinence, which is the topic I have
been trying to do for years. So here I am.
I'm a true professional. I still haven't grappled with the
fact that my entire identity has been shattered, but I'm
ready to get on the phones and start helping so people.
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So uh, let's get to our first caller, Linda. Linda,
Welcome to the Doctor sex re Show. I'm Dr Robert
sex Reese. How can I be of service? Hi? Doctor?
So my question is I want to take a month
long meditation retreat, okay, um, but they actually require participants
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to be abstinent during the full time. And I mean,
I I don't know if I can go that long.
You don't know if you can meditate that long. I'm
not sure I can go a whole month without having sex. Oh?
I see, well, I mean you're in the right place
to get advice. I've gone my entire life without having sex. Uh,
(07:02):
and I'm doing quite well. But have you ever wanted it? No?
I have never wanted it. That's that's my gifts. So yeah,
I'm not sure we're on the same page because I
always wanted to go a whole month would be really
challenging for me. Well, what's the longest you've ever gone
without having sex? Um? I would say probably three days? Okay?
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And when at what age did you start engaging in
this act? I don't know if my mother listens to this,
but if she does, we'll just say eighteen. And right now,
you're what fifty nine? Yeah, you're good, I am. I'm
I'm fifty nine and a half. So the fact that
you were kind of going back and forth between those two.
(07:49):
I knew I knew you were the right one to
call because you know your stuff. I do know my
stuff is I'm also very good at guessing shoe sizes.
But are you worried that there's gonna be people at
this retreat that you are uncontrollably attracted to? I've been
I haven't done a meditation retreat myself, but I've spoken
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to a lot of Buddhists, and they're not the best
looking group. It's usually the the instructors that are the
most attractive, because they're the ones you know, that know
their stuff and they're breathing is very sensual, even though
I don't know if it's supposed to be that way,
but that's how I take it. No, it's not supposed
to be that way. I'm gonna go out on a limb.
(08:34):
Can I just start making some guesses about you? Sure
was your first sexual experience with a figure of authority?
I mean, yeah, I love a captain, I love it,
a team leader, I love a deacon. Okay, are you religious? Hi, dabble,
I'll go to I'll I'll hit up the Methodist church sometimes. Okay,
(08:57):
But now you're moving into more of an Eastern sort
of philosophy. Well, you know, personally, I think that um,
all these things. You know, Jesus was a Buddhist if
you really look into it. I just wanted to mix
it up a little and get a little funky, you know.
But I do want to point out that the ultimate abstainer,
the captain of the A team, and I'm talking with
a capital A, was the big man himself, Mr J. C. Jesus.
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I I have long been in love with Jesus, and
I know that that's probably gonna rufflesome feathers, but Jesus
is the ultimate man. Sounds to me like you're pretty
into this Jesus guy, like he's some kind of heart throb.
I mean not like literally, like I'm not like thinking
about him, you know, like I'm just saying on your
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wall like you would pictures of Jonathan Taylor Thomas or
the new Kids on the Block or whoever. No. I
but I just felt there were, you know, like captain
type men in my life, know, youth group leaders and
you know, camp counselors, and then those types of people, uh,
(10:08):
to me felt very christ like and I'm drawn to
that they're loving for giving humble, uh, you know, good
with a piece of wood. But then to go to
this retreat where I know I'm heading into a danger
zone where they're not danger but just there's that type
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of person is going to be there leading the meditations
and stuff and and I'm gonna like, I'm gonna like
those guys. I just was hoping for some sort of
tip on how to control myself. What I do is
I bite down on a watermelon rind and then I
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keep a series of sticks around that I will grab
with my hands and just sort of snap. Uh. Not
recommending it for everyone, but definitely something you could try.
Good to know, I'll try the watermelon. I don't know
if they're going to have watermelon there, but I can
check the menu and they You should run to the
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grocery stub beforehand, right, Also keep all of my watermelon
rhyns because I am a pretty intense and devout composter um.
And if you want to swing by, I don't know
where you live, you want to swing by the studio
or maybe get my producer your address, I could certainly
mail them to you. Well, those are what watermelon rhins
that you that you've eaten off of is that what
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you're saying. Well, yeah, I've cut the watermelon, the juice
off of I don't even eat the watermelon. I'll just
do it for the rhines, but I keep them all. Yeah,
so it doesn't have like your germs on it. No, no, no,
none of my germs are on it. Well, I don't
know if I need you to send me your watermelon rhyins.
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I can probably arrange with the retreats, and I can say,
you know, I need a watermelon per day, at least
one per day. Do you think you'll be able to
collect a bunch of sticks for yourself to snap? I assume.
So there are nature walks the schedule. Well, Linda, I
wish I had all day to indulge you, but I don't.
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I gotta get to some other calls. And also i'm,
you know, dealing with some stuff myself. So have I
been helpful? Oh yeah, I can't wait to try this
watermelon trick. All right, best of luck to you, Linda,
and I must stay, I must stay and bless you.
All right, thank you very much. She is a lost cause,
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but I was glad to get the chance to talk
to her, and I do hope that any of you
have you know, going through anything similar that this has
been some has been of some assistance to you. We're
gonna take a break now and hear from another one
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wherever such mental filth is sold. You know, I'm mystified.
I'm mystified every time I come in here, why people
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But I guess, uh, these are one of those questions
that you're never going to get an answer to in life.
You know, it's ironic, right because I'm here providing answers
to people, That's what I do, and yet the fundamental
questions that I have in my life are probably never
going to be answered. Take for example, the fact that
(14:50):
I am the only regionally syndicated sex therapist that I
know of, and I've checked who's never had sex, and
yet I've learned recently, uh that science seems to point
to the fact that I have a daughter, something that
I thought was impossible. But perhaps, like the Aztec mother
(15:12):
of ketzel Quaddle, I was somehow able to have and
give rise to a child through cosmic or spiritual means.
Maybe that's something I can hold onto. Wouldn't that be interesting, Shelley?
Would that be I mean, would that be something that
that Do you want me to talk or no, I
don't want you to talk now? Okay, Um, I was
(15:34):
going to have to interrupt you. Actually there is some exciting,
an exciting development happening another exciting development. This is gonna
be another exciting development that's going to cause me to
have diarrhea due to anxiety for three days straight. I
don't know what your reaction is going to be. So
you know that ad you just read for Dr Randy.
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Dr Randy is here in the studio right now and
he's on his way to be on the show. What
are you talking about? The cosmics Ounkman doctor re season
here right now, So maybe just just letting you know that, Hello, Hi,
how are you showing? I'm so good? How are you?
(16:16):
Thank you so much for allowing me to come onto
this show. Thank you. You look absolutely radiant today show.
That's there's no way that's you. Thank you. This is
so exciting for me and for Dr Reason is wearing
a pair of overalls and an old sweatshirt. So I
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don't see anyway how that could be construed as you
do not say what I'm wearing. Well, I've asked you
not to deceive me time and time again I did.
This was a surprise. This was a truly Dr Randy.
What can I do for you? Would you like an autograph?
Would you like a tour of the station. We can
have one of our custodial engineers show you around. What
(16:57):
is it you want? I'd love to actually step in.
I am fascinated by what you do. Mr Sex. Oh
you are, You're fascinated. Have you ever heard the show?
I have not. You sound very tall. I'm only able
through the window here between the booth and the and
(17:18):
the Okay, that's tall. I don't think there's going to
be room in the booth. Let me try for a moment.
I want to just come in there. Don't You're strong?
You're strong? Oh my, oh my, oh, Mr Sex. Please
call me Dr Sex Reese. Give me a little bit
(17:38):
of space here. That's where I keep my water. May
I just say right off the bat that this room
is tight. Yeah, it's very tight. It's very hot. But no,
I'm I'm I'm talking about you. You are bottled up.
I can just feel it coming off of you from here.
You are a a little uh cook pot, aren't you? Yeah? Well,
(18:03):
I run hot. They've always said that about me since
the time I was My average temperature is actually one
or two point eight and a befuddled doctors for a
long time. If I dropped down any lower than that,
I sort of collapse. So you're also a doctor. I
suppose people call me Dr Randy. I have never had
(18:25):
formal training, but I've seemed to need it. Well, I
have received formal training. I've been to three different medical schools.
Professors have called me the most challenging student that they've
ever had. All of that is to say that this
is a tight ship that we run here. And does
that make you feel happy? You feel happy? No, Dr Randy,
I wouldn't say that anything makes me feel happy. Occasionally
(18:49):
I experience flashes of mild satisfaction, and happiness is not
really why I'm doing this. Is that why you're doing
whatever it is you do, which, by the way, is
what I don't like to put words on what I
do because I don't think language can accurately represent the
full human experience of having and being sexual. Well, it
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seems to me, Dr Rinney, that you've got everything you need.
I don't. I don't have everything because I've never done
what you do, Mr. Sex, I don't think you want
to do. I'm fascinated by what you do. Do you
see the look on my face? My my mouth is
stuck in a sort of rigor mortis of disdain. You
(19:35):
look like a young Corey Hame before the drugs, before
whatever else horrible things happened to him. Are you talking
dream a little dream Corey Hay, Yeah, I am talking
to dream a little dream Corey. Than you give off
that kind of an angelic look. And I have always
been told I look like Dennis Franz, So that's from
the time I was very young. I'm talking when he
(19:57):
was when he was an unknown character actor before NYPD Blue. Oh,
I see it. I don't think what I'm saying to
you is you seem to me like you have it all.
You're tall, you're blonde, you have beautiful eyes, you smell wonderful.
You give off a kind of magnetism that is even
drawing me close to you. You've infiltrated the bubble that
(20:21):
I've spent my whole life psychologically building around me, that
people can actually detect, sometimes from as much as a
hundred yards away. You're now within the bubble. And I'm
very close to asking you if you want to answer
a question with me and do this on the show
so you can experience what it's like for me. But
(20:43):
I don't want to do it. Please please let us
let us extend our well wishes to the general public,
to Joe que public and see what he or she
has to ask us. Thank you for asking. That is
so generous of you. Okay, so that's a yes. And
do you always talk this way? In like? Well, like
(21:06):
everything is an infomercial? What is an infomercial? Here's this
is a question from Twitter. Twitter as a social network
that started out as a way for people to to
make puns and has now become a kind of toxic
political environment where people are are are trying to kill
each other. Wow, that sounds that took a surprising left turn.
(21:28):
Well that's the that's the that's the that's the way
society goes. Okay, here's one. This is from at the
Player Experience. He says, Yo, dr Sex, My buddies are
all doing no nut November and want me to join in.
I love my boys, but I also love to not
What should I do? I don't know what any of
(21:50):
this is. I don't know what he's talking about. Give
up jerking off for an amount of time. So what
I would say to you is, how have you ever
tried not nutting? The play Experience because not nutting can
also be a profoundly spiritual experience. It can allow you
to go inside yourself. They're gonna try to get you
(22:12):
to open up, They're gonna try to get you to
let them in, and it's all a trick. It's all
a trick. If you have pride in yourself, if you
have a belief in yourself, you will extend the no
nutting beyond November into December, January, the whole next year.
Give me a call back or another tweet in one
(22:34):
year and tell me if you don't feel more whole,
more full of vibrant energy that can sometimes be interpreted
as rage, and if you don't feel more self empowered,
and if you and if you don't, I'll eat my hat.
I'll buy a hat and I'll eat it. So top that,
doctor Randy. I do believe in the core of who
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I am that to n is to be human. In
so to this young man, I say, if all of
your friends are not nutting, that is no reason to
not not Not young man, not Shelly. Don't you think
it's time maybe for an ad something? What? Alright? So, yeah,
(23:18):
so Shelley has completely left the control room, which seems
to me like it's a great time to take a
break and hear from one of our sponsors while we
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We're back here on the Doctor Robert sex Reese Show.
In case you didn't know, Dr Randy has has kind
of forced his way onto my show and into my life. Um,
before we go any farther along, how did you wind
(25:18):
up here today? Like? What what is it that that
drew you to me? Have you been following the saga
over the past few weeks? Like what what's what's? How
did you get here? Well? I want to help you
understand why you are this way because you're all bottled up. Yeah, yeah,
(25:41):
you've used that metaphor a couple of times. Can I
stop you right there? An instant I've spent again trademarked.
You need to make sure that it's okay for us
to mention that. And if we are hyperbaric chamber, if
we're going to continue to mention, I want to make
sure that we get some kind of sponsorship in place. Okay, Shelly,
you're trash at the bottom of the trash compactor and
you're all scrunched up, and I want to know why,
(26:03):
because I want you to know why. Have you ever
have you ever decided that you wouldn't want to have
certain emotional experiences? Did you ever say of the rainbow
of feelings. I choose to only have blue and green.
I don't feel that I was ever given the choice
(26:24):
to make those kinds of decisions. I have a few
fundamental emotions that are in constant battle, like Titans in
the days of old, grappling for control of the galaxy
and Earth. This is what feels like it is roiling
inside of my stomach at all times. There's rage, there's
(26:44):
a lesser version of rage, a sort of intense annoyance,
and then there is a blank, dull neutrality, which is
where I actually want to be most of the time.
I'm trying to get myself to that point. I feel
like you are coloring your life with a half full
(27:08):
crayon box, and what I want to do to you
is I want to give you access to the large
Crayola crayon box, one that has the sharpener on the side,
a hundred and five colors. Right now, you are coloring
your life with three crayons, and I want to give
(27:29):
you all the crayons. This, I think is another trademark
shell You're gonna have to thank you. Second of all,
nobody ever uses all of those crayons. Dr Randy, have
you ever really found a use for burnt sienna or
electric lime or peach, the one that barely even shows up?
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What about that white color that doesn't even stay on
the damn paper? Not to mention the fact that there's
always people around. Who are you going to take your
crayons and never return them? Shelly? Are you there any
other callers at all today? No? I want to heal you.
(28:11):
Dr Randy. You don't know what it's like to be
raised by two sex therapist parents who are the most open, giving, honest,
transparent people in the world, where everything has to be
constantly talk talk, open up talk. I don't want to
(28:33):
be opened up. I'm I'm, I'm happy with my three crayons.
And the more you try to force your electric lime
and you're burnt sienna into my tiny little box, the
angrier I'm gonna get until eventually the whole damn box rips,
and then what's gonna happen? Nobody has any crayons because
they all got melted on the radiator. This is why
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I do believe that talk therapy has its im It's
there's we need to go further sometime when the damage
is this intense and now there is a place that's
right by here that I think is fantastic. It's a
place called Camp Touch. It's run by Dan and Linda,
fantastic people. I've spoken there in the past, and I
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think you would It would do wonders for you to
attend even three days at Camp Touch. I am very
familiar with Camp Touch. I was forced to go there
weekend after weekend over the summer, and and and this
is all beginning to feel a little too coincidental. How
(29:38):
did you wind up here today in the middle of
all of this? How did you find yourself to my studio?
I found myself here. The way I find myself anywhere
is that I followed my tingle. What does that mean?
What's what tingle? I have a tingle that guides me
through life, and it allows to be fully present at
(30:02):
the moment I am most needed in most people's lives.
It is a feeling, not unlike the electric lines on
the bottom of a shark that lights up when someone
needs sexual healing. And I follow it and it has
never let me down. And this tingle, where does it?
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Where is this inherent in all people that's something special
to you? Where is it? Where does it come from?
Because it is a actually a scar on my pernium,
otherwise known as the taint, the space between the behole
and the balls. If this is truly a coincidence, then
it's a miraculous coincidence because I recently learned that I
(30:46):
have scar on my taint as well, and it has Yeah,
I my doctor told me I have it. I've never
actually seen that part of my body. You've never used
a mirror to look at your undercap? Absolutely not. I
have one with me. You should, you should look No, No,
I'm not gonna I'm not gonna do that. I allowed
(31:07):
my doctor to do it. He's allowed to look there
once every two years. And this came up because a
few weeks ago, we got a caller claiming that I
that I had a daughter, right, even though I've never
had sex, ejaculated, experience nocturnal emission of pre come. Somehow
this story got out there that I had this daughter.
(31:28):
The mother wrote a letter claiming that I had a
scar on my taint. And then this this woman who
was actually tracked down by Shelley here. Her name is
Amy Reese. We talked on air. She was nothing like me.
I think every everybody who listened could figure that out
just by hearing us talk. We were nothing alike. Lovely
woman though, then Shelley used a disreputable hip hop based
(31:52):
DNA service to prove that Amy and I shared the
same d n A. So I've been going through a
sort of existential and professional an emotional crisis trying to
figure out how it is I could have a daughter
without ever having had sex, nocturnal emission, ejaculation, or even
(32:13):
prey common Now Dr Randy comes waltzing striding into my
studio open reveals that he too has a scar on
his perennium perennium tank area. I might have the answer. Ah,
the puppet master speaks. So um, Dr Randy, I went
(32:34):
to your website and got a sample of your DNA.
Thank you so much for doing that. I put my
d n A on my website justin in case anyone
wants to create more mise and so I had that
DNA tested and it came back as a positive match
(32:55):
for Amy Reese. What does so? What does this mean? Well?
Dr Reese, you were a match for Amy, and Dr
Randy is a match for Amy. So Dr Randy is
the father of Amy. This makes so much more sense
to me because Dr Randy, whereas I have been withholding
(33:18):
my seed, he has been spreading it around the universe
like mayonnaise. So to me, this makes much more sense
that he would have fathered multiple human beings. I'm so
happy right now. Do you know that coincidences are the
(33:40):
universe coming together? And this is absolutely amazing? Yes, yes,
I am happy to have a daughter. What's also happening though,
is a bit of basic science that if if you
two have the same d n A, you're twins. I'm
(34:02):
gonna give you an extra big bear hug right now.
I don't here they come. Okay, I'm in the middle
of this, brother, Can you release a little oh here? Sure,
here you go? All right? Well, this is I will admit,
kind of a lot to take in. I'm gonna need
(34:22):
to maybe look over some of those uh, some of
those results, Shelley, I think we're getting to the end
of the show here. Thank you very much for tuning in.
Hate to hate to nip this in the butt. We
we actually wide wide mouth. Barry had a wide mouth
medical emergency and he's not doing his show. We have
(34:43):
been offered the time slot and so we're just rolling
right on through. Okay, So I guess we're just gonna
do another ad and then roll right into another show
covering the most personal and shocking uh topic of my life. Okay,
let's do an ad. Okay, our next sponsor. If you're
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we thank them for their support. Uh. So again, we
(35:59):
are going to go right into the next episode here following.
Uh whatever they play between my show and the show
after it, I honestly don't know. So yeah, I guess
just keep your mind open and your eyes closed. See
you in a second. Make sure to rate, review, and
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