February 1, 2022 • 33 mins
On this episode, we hear from a man who prefers blondes a bit too much, a woman with a partner who likes the wrong kind of fun and games, and a girlfriend whose mortifying embarrassment led to a mortal lie.
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Make sure to subscribe, rate, and review The Doctor Sex
re Show wherever you listen to your favorite podcasts. On
today's episode of The Doctor Sex Reath Show, we talked
to a man who definitely prefers blonde's, a woman whose
partner likes the wrong kind of fun and games, and
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a woman whose mouth got her into big trouble. And
now The Doctor Sex Reese Show with your host, Dr
Robert sex Race. This is the Doctor Robert sex re Show.
I'm Dr Robert sex Reese. How can I help you today?
Every caller that calls me I take as it's me
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or them. I don't like that either. Honestly, now that
I'm hearing it come from you, I'm very excited to
talk about this. Can you give me a second? I'm
choking on a walnut. You know you're on the air.
Can we just put aside our differences and agree that
I was right, very impatient to hear your question, but
also of being in fear of it. I'm throwing gems
at you and you just keep dropping them in the river.
My situation is I'm doing what I love. I'm free
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from human touch, and I'm here to give what I
have to you. Hello, and welcome to the Doctor Sex
Reese Show. You know, everybody wants authenticity in their life,
everybody wants truth. But I have actually been cursed with
an inability to lie. It's true. I'm like the George
Washington of sex advice. If I hear something disgusting, I'm
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gonna call it out and trust me, it's all disgusting.
So when I get accused of lying, I take it
extremely personally because I could lie. I could lie all
the time. If I decided to make my career out
of lying, that I would be in the place of
of my former co host, Dr Kelly. Now you know,
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making sixty dollars a year married to a successful heart surgeon.
But I'm not. I'm here helping you. And now, after
eighteen years of living with this terrible affliction of the truth,
I've been accused of hiding the truth. A lunatic by
the name of Jeff f who claims to have mountains
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of evidence, says that I have a daughter. Well to that,
I say enough is enough. I've gotten thousands of emails, texts,
mentions on social media. I've been canceled online, I've been
canceled offline. I'm being owned by teens and tweens. In
the interim, I I've accumulated hundreds of new listeners. Welcome,
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by the way to the show. Now, the only legitimate
solution I can come up with about all of this
is that it's deep fake. Have you heard about deep fake?
This is a new technology whereby anything can be faked,
all right, And the more I learned about it, the
more I begin to suspect that that's what's happening. The
only question I have is how long has it been happening? Now?
All I want is to live a life free of
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ejaculate and to do my weekly emotionally draining, painful radio program.
But people like Jeff f and his online followers, they
want to so mistrust. Do you know why? Because I'm
an expert and they're not, and they don't like that. Now,
I'll admit I have started to question my own sanity
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over the past week or so, lying in bed, scrolling
through tweet after tweet and meme after mean, you know,
I was ready to disappear. I was ready to just vanish.
And I can do it. I can slip into the
crevices of nature like a salamander poof dr sex Reies gone.
I could hit the mattresses at any moment, and I
was ready to this morning, but Shelley convinced me not to.
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She reminded me of you people, how much you all
need me. And if I'm going to be cursed with
the power of truth and insight, I may as well
use it for good and not cast myself off from
society wandering the North Pole like Frankenstein's monster, which is
what happens in the book. By the way, I don't
know if you knew that. Also, he speaks French, which
is very odd. But anyway, I'm not going to be
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Frankenstein's monster. I'm going to be your monster. Dr Robert
sex Reese, and I'm here to help. So let's get
the show started. You're all on Nottice, but we're going
to plow ahead anyway. Let's hear from our first caller.
We have Chris on the line. Chris, you're on the
Doctor sex re Show. I'm the host, Dr Robert sex Reese.
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How can I help you? Hey? Um, I am okay.
So I got this this situation here where my girlfriend
when we first started dating, had really gorgeous blonde hair,
which I am all about and uh. And then you know,
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things got pretty hat and heavy right away, But like
three or four weeks into it, I started seeing her roots. Uh.
And so now I feel I feel a little dooped
because I thought I was getting in a relationship with
a blonde woman, and now she refuses to dye her
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hair back blonde again. Have you asked her to dye
her hair back blond again? Well? I mentioned it once
and lost it, and she lost it, and you didn't
investigate any further or try to figure out if there
was some underlying emotional reason for that, or something you
had said it triggered her anything. I usually just walk
out of the room or she cried good, that's good.
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I wanted to make sure it was something like that,
because if you get it, the problem is if you
start getting into if you start getting too deep into
this emotionality, in this sort of like over communication, you
start to rely on that right, you start to rely
on reaching common ground and and really plunging the depths
of what's actually bothering us subconsciously. And uh, that's not
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something I recommend. So I think you made the right step.
Air mhm, So congrats on that. What can I help
you with though, Now what's the what's the problem, because
it sounds like you have this under control. Well, I've
got to figure out a way to get her back
to blonde again, because that's what I mean. May I
ask how old you are? Seven? And how old is
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your girlfriend? Well, I'm gonna call Kelly Kelly Lebron. Is
that okay? If I call her Kelly Lebron, I you
know we can go with that. I did. That's like
Chris and and so Chris is thirty seven? Is gonna
do a little math and how old is Kelly LeBrock?
All right, let's do a little role play. I'm gonna
be Kelly LeBrock and you be you. And I'm walking
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into the living room after a long day at work.
All right, I've been at work all day, but on
set all day, I'm exhausted. My director he's a real
piece of work. He's been riding me through this whole shoot,
working me harder, because he says and inspires everyone else
on the crew to work harder if they see Kelly
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LeBrock is willing to be underwater for three hours a
day for the stupid shark movie that we're doing. Okay,
So you're at home. What would you be doing at
home in the evening while you're waiting for your girlfriend,
Kelly LeBrock to come home. Let's just watch my game
or something. Okay, very cool, Chris, ding dong. The door
is locked in the scenario and Kelly forgot her keys.
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Ding dong. Hello, Yeah, could you let me in please?
It's your girlfriend, Kelly, Kelly lea Brook Hey, unlock, unlock.
I don't know anyway I'm opening it now. Oh. What
a long day on set. Oh I'm exhausted. I'd like
to just go in the shower and take a long,
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hot shower. Cool. I'm gonna watch the game. Chris. Can
I ask you something You've seem a bit I don't know,
distant lately over the past several months, since my hair
has grown back in. Is there anything I can do
to make sure that I'm maintaining your interest sexually? Yeah? Actually,
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I mean I don't mean to bring it up to
you that I've called all my director is calling hello. Yes? Wrong, no, wrong,
I'm relaxing at home with my boyfriend. Chris. Uh fine, deep.
So I was just so, I was just saying that
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I really liked it when your hair was the blonde color.
Can you turn off the game please? I can't hear
anything you're saying, for bloody hell sake. Okay, and there's
just you know, there's only a couple of minutes left.
But yeah, do you want to wait to have this conversation.
I could take a shower now. No, I just, I
just I really am a lot more attracted to you
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with blood hair. And I'm sorry, I don't don't cry.
Has this always been the case? It is? Yes, I
could have any man I want, Christopher, but I chose
you because you seem genuine and you seem sensitive. I
could date beautiful men half your age. I could date
what are you thirty seven? I could date I could
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date men half my age. But I chose you because
you didn't seem shallow. You seem emotionally mature to me,
and you seem like someone who loves me for me.
I can't I can't help who I am. Well, I'm
giving you an ultimatum right now. It's either brunette or
get out. That's one way that that could play out.
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What what what would you do in that scenario? Have
you ever asked her why she went blonde in the
first place, and what made her decide to go back. Yeah,
she said that she went blond in the first place.
You know, as a career moved you nailed it. She's
an actress. She ended up not feeling she brought them right, right,
And all you want her to do is to you know,
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give into your shallow motives which you don't want or
to know her shallow uh, and and force her to
do something that she's not comfortable with as a person. Right,
that's all you're asking. I think you got um. Let
me ask you this. What are you doing to take
care of yourself? What kind of self care have you
been given yourself? You know, I watched, I watched, I
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watched sports, which feels good. Yeah. Well I look, I
look for jobs. Okay, so you're unemployed. Yeah? Has she
been supporting you financially? Yeah? Okay for how long? Mm hmm?
Just about it? Under a year? So what do you
and what do you do for How did you make
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money in the past? I was working at a supermarket.
So to me, this all makes a lot of sense.
If she can't just do this one simple thing for you,
I think that's on her. You know, she's already a
very well established actress. She's got a magnificent career that
spans decades. You know. The other thing I could say
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to you, too, is that, like, maybe it's good that
you are living with someone that you're not attracted to
and that you don't like. You know, there's a lot
of people in life who wind up in that kind
of a situation, and it takes too long before they
realize that you kind of have an advantage here. You're
you're you caught this early on, and so maybe it's
just a matter of, well, let me just get used
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to this, Like I can be in a kind of soulless,
loveless relationship and continue to do my own thing. You know,
are you happy otherwise in your life? I mean, I'd
be happier if she was blood. Have you considered having
an affair with someone who's blonde? Mad? When I sleep
with other women? All right, Chris, I mean we gotta
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you know, we got a lot of people with problems
here today. So let's let's let's let's get to a solution. Here.
Here's what you're gonna do if you are not willing
or able to talk to her directly about your wants
and desires, which it sounds like you're not correct. Yeah,
she's kind of scary sometime. Yeah, you need to start
planting the seeds subliminally for her. Right, you want her
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to feel like it is her idea. You want her
to think that the rest of the world is blonde
and turning blonde, and that there's all of these messages
that she's not even picking up on telling her to
go blonde again. Right then, when it comes from you,
she's primed for it. So there's a lot of little
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things you can do. You can hang up pictures of
Marilyn Monroe on the refrigerator, right. You can get blonde trimmings.
I can hook you up with several websites where you
can buy people's hair. Just get a big bag of
blonde trimmings and start sprinkling them around the room like
a little bit of sexual salt and pepper right from
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It doesn't matter where the hair comes from. What matters
that you get it cheap and reliably and you get
it delivered fast. Do you want to ask a lot
of questions or you want to make this happen. I
want to make this happen. Okay, does that sound like
something that could to help you prime things a little bit. Yeah,
it sounds like we got it. Huh, got it all
figured out? Ye? Great? Okay, Chris, we'll talk to you later.
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Thanks a lot, best to luck to you. All right. Wow,
I would not bet on them working out, but always
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this is the Doctor Sex re Show. I'm your host.
Dr Robert sex Reese. Today's topic is faking it, and
we're gonna move right on to our our next caller.
I have Sophie on the line. Sophie, you're on the
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air with Dr sex Reese. That's me. Hello. My partner
has hobbies that just bore me, all right, and I
just I can't feign interest at all, Like, but the
sex is really good and I can live with the boredom.
But they're irritated that I'm not interested in the things
that they love. So I don't know what to do.
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What kind of hobbies are we are we talking about, Sophie.
They like these elaborate card games, you know, and like
board games. And I'm not a board game person. I
stopped playing board games when I was twelve, So but
they're still into like, oh, it's it's Friday night, hunt,
let's come in, let's play sorry, and let me tell
you all of the different facts about Sorry. I'm just
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not into board games like that. They're a fact sharer.
In addition to having these terrible hobbies, they want to talk.
They know everything about every game, okay, and yet I
don't want to get too specific, you know, And I
actually don't even really love talking about sex that much
on the show. There's usually other things going on. But
despite the fact that in this realm of their life
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there's such a loser and a square um and a
dork um and probably need to get a life in
a huge way, and you wouldn't think of that as
being a very charismatic person or someone who's in touch
with themselves. But physically you're pleased. It's great, I have
of I'll put it this way. I have zero complaints.
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Knows my body and you want someone to know your
body like that? Yeah, like he could play me like
play me like a fiddle. You know, he knows what
where all my strings go, and just he's good at
what he does. I gotta say that. That's all I
gotta say. Okay, and I think you've said enough, um.
But what I want to know is do you think
in some way that he's treating you like one of
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his little board games, that to him you are nothing
more than a shoot and a ladder that he wants
to spin your wheel, take his turn, and then fold
you up and put you back in the closet. That's crazy.
I didn't even think about it that way. Okay, Well,
do you want me to continue diagnosing your issues or
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are you just happy to be in whatever kind of
shallow relationship you're in where all you're getting is every
one of your physical needs, Matt, but not taking off
any of these other things. We're putting too much pressure
on yourself, apparently, uh, to make more out of the relationship,
not just physical. He is kind. Now, let me just
ask you this the specifics of the hobby as side.
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Do you really want to be the kind of person
who shares a hobby with their significant other? Like when
you when you're when you're out camping or something and
you see an old, chubby couple bird watching together, doesn't
that make you feel bad for them? Is that what
you want? I mean, I think that's what he wants.
I think he wants me to be able to come
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to like the conventions and then we have like the
couple's costumes and stuff. I think he just wants to
be because it's such a big part of his life,
kind of well known at the conventions. He's been going
for years, so he knows a lot of the people.
He's probably known a lot of these people longer than
he's known you. Absolutely, yeah, absolutely, he's known some of
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them for like years and years and years. Does that
concern you that, you know, he shows up in in
uh Santa Fe for a convention with another person dressed
as a smurf, and god knows, you know, they have
all these different things to talk about and compare and
relate to each other over You don't ever worry that
when he's out of town, you know he's gonna smurf someone.
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I mean, the thought does run through my head. It
has run through my mind before. Um. But there aren't
a ton of women that go to the conventions. Um,
there are some, though, there are some some of them.
Sometimes they're not wearing any clothes. They're just paint their
breasts green to be an alien or something. A lot
of the anime girls don't wear a lot. Yeah, and
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then what do they do. They're praying on these sweaty nerds,
trying to get them, get their hooks in them, either
for their own sick gratification or because they have a
monetary employ in mind, some kind of long con A
lot of them are just playing psychological games. A lot
of these people did not have a good upbringing, learned
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their morals. Um sci fi and uh, comic books and
are now trying to live out their fantasies with your
dorky partner. So you're saying he's cheating on me. Yeah, look,
I'm not a Nostradamis or Spock one of the characters
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from Marvel movie who can see into the future. He
could be telling you anything. I'm not saying he is
doing something, but I am saying that he probably is
doing something sexual with someone else. I mean, look at
this guy. Look at the evidence. Before you started getting
together with him. He was hunched over a computer screen
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building castles for virtual money or something, probably right, probably
never left his home, probably had terrible posture, was eating
pizza roles all day long. And then you come into
his life and all of a sudden, this guy is
some sort of sexual dynamo. Where did he learn all
that stuff? Where did he pick all that up? If
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not from some of these older women who dressed themselves
up like aliens seduce autistic people, which I'm assuming you're
boyfriend is. And then the next thing you know, they're
they're you know, poisoning their significant others or their mothers
to get their hands on insurance money. I mean, his
parents are still alive, he didn't poison anybody for now,
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you don't know. And then longer that you spend not
being interested in his stupid hobbies, the more of a
chance develops that he's going to be seduced. So what
are you gonna do about it? That's why I called you?
So what do you? So? What do I have to do? Cosplay?
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If you're doing any kind of cosplay, here's what I recommend.
Next time he has a convention to go to, you know,
wish him well and then dress yourself up like a
pres to show up at that convention, because you know
they need priests on hands at those things in case
anyone dies. Uh, And then just follow him around and
see what happens. Are you're telling me to just not
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be in his interests, but to follow him to a
convention and dress in a costume that's cosplay? Well, No,
in this case, it would be because you're a master
of disguise, not that you're dressing up as a certain character,
but you're trying to blend in to the convention so
he doesn't know it's you. So what I think you
should do is demand that he takes interest in your
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hobbies and make them arduous, physically exhausting hobbies as well
mentally challenging hobbies. Put him to the test. See if
he has what it takes to go spelunking with you
or collecting rocks in a bag, you know, rock bagging.
Do you think you could convince him to take up
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one of your hobbies in order to save this relationship
that is clearly on the raw. He leaves me to
do the things that I want to do, and he
leaves me to do them by myself, and I don't
really get offended. Like I know, like you know, going
to the gym is not his thing. I know he's
not super into needle point or scrap booking, and those
are the things that you're into. Oh wow, Okay, so
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your hobbies are actually almost worse than his in a
lot of ways. It's it's for health mainly, it's not
really for like what I look like. And okay, but
I bet you look pretty good. I don't know. I mean,
I've given you some pretty good suggestions they've been swatted down.
Giving you some bad suggestions, they've been swatted down. It
sounds like you both have really dumb hobbies that you're
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obsessed with and won't let go of, and I don't know.
Maybe you guys deserve each other, that's the hope. Have
you thought about getting Star Wars underwear? Yeah? Alright, congratulations,
you just won the lottery. Your problem is solved, Ding
ding ding. Next caller, they say, Han shot first. Well,
guess what I just shot first. She's done, She's out
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of here. Sophie was wasting our time. But I do
wish her the best and hope that she will call
back with an update to let me know how things
are going with her boyfriend. This is the Doctor Robert
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Tuesday Mornings, starting at eleven. All right, this is the
Doctor sex Reese Show. I am the namesake Dr Robert
sex Reese. Today's theme is faking it. Let's move on
to our next caller. We have someone by the name
of Monica. Are on the line. Monica, are you're live
with me? Dr Robert sex Reese. Hi, Dr, thank you
(24:35):
for taking my call. So, um, here's my problem. I
I was having sex with my my boyfriend and I farted,
and my reaction to it was so stupid. But I
made this whole thing up about how I have this
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rare intestinal disease that will probably kill me in a year,
which is now. That's what you said to him? Yeah,
did is it true? No? Okay, things have been actually
really great. He's been so lucky and caring. Yeah, but
it's been like a year now, So what do I do? Oh?
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Because you told him that you had about a year live. Yeah.
By the way, first of all, I just got to
say kudos to you for coming, for for thinking on
your feet like that. I mean, you're in you're in
a very vulnerable position. You know, you've been making eye
contact with this person for lord knows how long during
one of the more disgusting acts that humanity it's capable of,
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you know, the active intercourse, and then you do something
even more disgusting on top of it. Now, think about it,
this person is looking into your soul while you've just
made the most humiliating, debasing action possible. Most people would
walk out on you right then and there, right and
you probably felt at most people who would call me
would be crying right now that their relationship ended because
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they didn't have the wherewithal or the wit to do
what you did. So I think you need to stop
right now and give yourself some serious kudos and congratulations
for doing what you had to do in the moment.
Thank you that actually that makes me feel better. Good.
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But what but what do we do? And you're not
gonna you're not willing to actually die like you're you
want to continue living. Yeah, yeah, he believed your lie
that you're dying of a fart disease. It wasn't a
fart disease. And also, yeah, he believed it. You two
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on that day. Your relationship ended, but you rebirthed something,
something that's an ugly deception. So now you've kind of
you're growing this giant plant, this jungle plant, with all
of these lying little tendrils stretching out up towards the
sky to get more lying sunlight and down into the
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ground to get more deceptive minerals and water, and you're
trying to figure out do I cut the plant down
or do I keep watering? Yeah? I guess I First
of all, pretty good analogy, right, Yeah, I was. I
feel good about that one. Shelley, make sure we mark
that one for Instagram. Shell. Okay, you can't hear her,
but she's giving me the thumbs up. She's our new producer.
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I am really happy with that. But I'm sorry, what
what was up? What do I do? Well? Have you
been what have you been doing to keep the lie going?
Over the past year, I kind of looked the same.
I like, I got I'm a little bit more tan,
but I lost a little bit away. I'm stressed you know,
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like I'm not eating, I'm not sleeping. Well, I'm pretty
I'm pretty anxious. Yeah, and you feel like the man
what's his name, Raoul loves you? I get. I mean
it feels so, you know, and that he's willing to
accept you for who you are, despite the flagelence and
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despite the fact that you're gonna die he's been still Yeah,
so you must feel like an absolute monster for the
lie in the first place. But the thing that you're
trapped in is that the lie is what has allowed
your relationship to grow. So again we're kind of back
to my analogy with the you keep water in it
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and cut it down and telling you this is I's
gonna write that down quick, Okay, I can't trust Shelley
to do it. Thing out, Okay, I'll draw it later.
So what are you thinking? You know, there's it's complicated.
It's like I just really love him Dr Reese. Yeah,
but then why July like that, you know kind of weird.
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I don't know, No, I mean you're not wrong, but
it's like, okay, so, like what are my paths here?
Like do I break up? Do I do I keep picking?
Do I I'm at well when is the actual deadline.
I mean, it's been a year, and have you been
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keeping the ruse going with like going to doctor's appointments
and getting unsettling calls in the middle of the night.
I have, like I've been lucking myself in the bathroom
for a long time, and this seems to be working, right.
I mean, I understand what you're saying, but like, my
life sucks right now. You know you want to stay
with this guy. I do, but you want to keep
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getting the same amount of attention and love and affection
that you weren't getting before he thought you were dying.
So the answer to me seems to be fairly clear,
my darling, and that is you got to give yourself
a six month extension, a new lease on life. Guess
what was doctor just discovered a brand new experimental medical
(30:00):
aation that she's signing up for. This could be just
the thing. Do you know what I'm saying? What do
I say, honey? Great news. There's a new clinical trial
of a South Korean pharmaceutical um that reprograms your intestinal
cells to regenerate twice as fast as usual. It's worked
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on rats and it's worked on dogs. If I go
to South Korea next month, they can do a clinical
trial on me. I'll have to be there for three
weeks and you can't be with me. Well when I
come back, this might be just the thing we need
for a new lease on life. Sweetie. Then you get
to go to South Korea or honestly wherever you want
to go for three weeks. Think it through, cool it out,
(30:45):
let him figure out. Geez, do I actually want to
be with this woman for another six months or a year?
Or was I kind of looking forward to the you know, ah,
because he's not going to get out of it. He's
not gonna dump you, right, What kind of a monster
would that make him to be? I'm really grateful for
your time, but it just feels like we've skewed. Like,
(31:08):
you know, I can't I have to work a nine
to five, Like I can't go to anywhere for three weeks. Well, listen,
if you want any kind of future with this guy
beyond the next week, you know, then you've got to
have a plan. You know. It's like retirement. You need
a short term, a medium term, and a long term plan.
(31:29):
And just like retirement with a four oh one k
or a traditional ira or whatever the case may be
in the short term you do more aggressive investing, right cough,
a lot more. You know, every day, every week you
want to put away you know, of your income towards
your retirement account, just like that in your life, of
your time with him should be spent lying. You're investing
(31:52):
in this four oh one k of deception and this
nest egg, this this this lying nest is going to
be the thing that's gonna get you through the next
years with this man. The investments that you make up
front are going to pay off dividends much later when
you don't have the energy to lie so much, right,
And then when you get later on in your relationship
(32:14):
with him, then you start cashing in. Then you start
living off of all of the work you did early on,
where the lie start playing themselves out a little bit better.
Do you know what I'm saying? Yeah, kind of I
I guess I'll just think think about it. Well. I
do wish you the best of luck, Monica are I
can I can smell when someone's not going to take
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my advice from a mile away, And yeah, kind of
stinks over here on this end of the mic, But
I appreciate your calling in. Maybe other people in similar
situations got something out of it. Good luck, next caller,
please that Actually no, we don't have any more callers.
This is the Doctor Sex re Show. I'm your host,
Dr Robert sex Reese and until next time, keep your
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eyes open and your mind closed. Oh make sure to rate, review,
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today's episode of The Doctor Sex Reath Show, we talked
to a man who definitely prefers blonde's, a woman whose
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a woman whose mouth got her into big trouble. And
now The Doctor Sex Reese Show with your host, Dr
Robert sex Race. This is the Doctor Robert sex re Show.
I'm Dr Robert sex Reese. How can I help you today?
Every caller that calls me I take as it's me
(00:45):
or them. I don't like that either. Honestly, now that
I'm hearing it come from you, I'm very excited to
talk about this. Can you give me a second? I'm
choking on a walnut. You know you're on the air.
Can we just put aside our differences and agree that
I was right, very impatient to hear your question, but
also of being in fear of it. I'm throwing gems
at you and you just keep dropping them in the river.
My situation is I'm doing what I love. I'm free
(01:07):
from human touch, and I'm here to give what I
have to you. Hello, and welcome to the Doctor Sex
Reese Show. You know, everybody wants authenticity in their life,
everybody wants truth. But I have actually been cursed with
an inability to lie. It's true. I'm like the George
Washington of sex advice. If I hear something disgusting, I'm
(01:30):
gonna call it out and trust me, it's all disgusting.
So when I get accused of lying, I take it
extremely personally because I could lie. I could lie all
the time. If I decided to make my career out
of lying, that I would be in the place of
of my former co host, Dr Kelly. Now you know,
(01:51):
making sixty dollars a year married to a successful heart surgeon.
But I'm not. I'm here helping you. And now, after
eighteen years of living with this terrible affliction of the truth,
I've been accused of hiding the truth. A lunatic by
the name of Jeff f who claims to have mountains
(02:12):
of evidence, says that I have a daughter. Well to that,
I say enough is enough. I've gotten thousands of emails, texts,
mentions on social media. I've been canceled online, I've been
canceled offline. I'm being owned by teens and tweens. In
the interim, I I've accumulated hundreds of new listeners. Welcome,
(02:35):
by the way to the show. Now, the only legitimate
solution I can come up with about all of this
is that it's deep fake. Have you heard about deep fake?
This is a new technology whereby anything can be faked,
all right, And the more I learned about it, the
more I begin to suspect that that's what's happening. The
only question I have is how long has it been happening? Now?
All I want is to live a life free of
(02:57):
ejaculate and to do my weekly emotionally draining, painful radio program.
But people like Jeff f and his online followers, they
want to so mistrust. Do you know why? Because I'm
an expert and they're not, and they don't like that. Now,
I'll admit I have started to question my own sanity
(03:19):
over the past week or so, lying in bed, scrolling
through tweet after tweet and meme after mean, you know,
I was ready to disappear. I was ready to just vanish.
And I can do it. I can slip into the
crevices of nature like a salamander poof dr sex Reies gone.
I could hit the mattresses at any moment, and I
was ready to this morning, but Shelley convinced me not to.
(03:44):
She reminded me of you people, how much you all
need me. And if I'm going to be cursed with
the power of truth and insight, I may as well
use it for good and not cast myself off from
society wandering the North Pole like Frankenstein's monster, which is
what happens in the book. By the way, I don't
know if you knew that. Also, he speaks French, which
is very odd. But anyway, I'm not going to be
(04:09):
Frankenstein's monster. I'm going to be your monster. Dr Robert
sex Reese, and I'm here to help. So let's get
the show started. You're all on Nottice, but we're going
to plow ahead anyway. Let's hear from our first caller.
We have Chris on the line. Chris, you're on the
Doctor sex re Show. I'm the host, Dr Robert sex Reese.
(04:29):
How can I help you? Hey? Um, I am okay.
So I got this this situation here where my girlfriend
when we first started dating, had really gorgeous blonde hair,
which I am all about and uh. And then you know,
(04:50):
things got pretty hat and heavy right away, But like
three or four weeks into it, I started seeing her roots. Uh.
And so now I feel I feel a little dooped
because I thought I was getting in a relationship with
a blonde woman, and now she refuses to dye her
(05:13):
hair back blonde again. Have you asked her to dye
her hair back blond again? Well? I mentioned it once
and lost it, and she lost it, and you didn't
investigate any further or try to figure out if there
was some underlying emotional reason for that, or something you
had said it triggered her anything. I usually just walk
out of the room or she cried good, that's good.
(05:34):
I wanted to make sure it was something like that,
because if you get it, the problem is if you
start getting into if you start getting too deep into
this emotionality, in this sort of like over communication, you
start to rely on that right, you start to rely
on reaching common ground and and really plunging the depths
of what's actually bothering us subconsciously. And uh, that's not
(05:57):
something I recommend. So I think you made the right step.
Air mhm, So congrats on that. What can I help
you with though, Now what's the what's the problem, because
it sounds like you have this under control. Well, I've
got to figure out a way to get her back
to blonde again, because that's what I mean. May I
ask how old you are? Seven? And how old is
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your girlfriend? Well, I'm gonna call Kelly Kelly Lebron. Is
that okay? If I call her Kelly Lebron, I you
know we can go with that. I did. That's like
Chris and and so Chris is thirty seven? Is gonna
do a little math and how old is Kelly LeBrock?
All right, let's do a little role play. I'm gonna
be Kelly LeBrock and you be you. And I'm walking
(06:42):
into the living room after a long day at work.
All right, I've been at work all day, but on
set all day, I'm exhausted. My director he's a real
piece of work. He's been riding me through this whole shoot,
working me harder, because he says and inspires everyone else
on the crew to work harder if they see Kelly
(07:03):
LeBrock is willing to be underwater for three hours a
day for the stupid shark movie that we're doing. Okay,
So you're at home. What would you be doing at
home in the evening while you're waiting for your girlfriend,
Kelly LeBrock to come home. Let's just watch my game
or something. Okay, very cool, Chris, ding dong. The door
is locked in the scenario and Kelly forgot her keys.
(07:23):
Ding dong. Hello, Yeah, could you let me in please?
It's your girlfriend, Kelly, Kelly lea Brook Hey, unlock, unlock.
I don't know anyway I'm opening it now. Oh. What
a long day on set. Oh I'm exhausted. I'd like
to just go in the shower and take a long,
(07:46):
hot shower. Cool. I'm gonna watch the game. Chris. Can
I ask you something You've seem a bit I don't know,
distant lately over the past several months, since my hair
has grown back in. Is there anything I can do
to make sure that I'm maintaining your interest sexually? Yeah? Actually,
(08:09):
I mean I don't mean to bring it up to
you that I've called all my director is calling hello. Yes? Wrong, no, wrong,
I'm relaxing at home with my boyfriend. Chris. Uh fine, deep.
So I was just so, I was just saying that
(08:29):
I really liked it when your hair was the blonde color.
Can you turn off the game please? I can't hear
anything you're saying, for bloody hell sake. Okay, and there's
just you know, there's only a couple of minutes left.
But yeah, do you want to wait to have this conversation.
I could take a shower now. No, I just, I
just I really am a lot more attracted to you
(08:52):
with blood hair. And I'm sorry, I don't don't cry.
Has this always been the case? It is? Yes, I
could have any man I want, Christopher, but I chose
you because you seem genuine and you seem sensitive. I
could date beautiful men half your age. I could date
what are you thirty seven? I could date I could
(09:14):
date men half my age. But I chose you because
you didn't seem shallow. You seem emotionally mature to me,
and you seem like someone who loves me for me.
I can't I can't help who I am. Well, I'm
giving you an ultimatum right now. It's either brunette or
get out. That's one way that that could play out.
(09:36):
What what what would you do in that scenario? Have
you ever asked her why she went blonde in the
first place, and what made her decide to go back. Yeah,
she said that she went blond in the first place.
You know, as a career moved you nailed it. She's
an actress. She ended up not feeling she brought them right, right,
And all you want her to do is to you know,
(09:57):
give into your shallow motives which you don't want or
to know her shallow uh, and and force her to
do something that she's not comfortable with as a person. Right,
that's all you're asking. I think you got um. Let
me ask you this. What are you doing to take
care of yourself? What kind of self care have you
been given yourself? You know, I watched, I watched, I
(10:18):
watched sports, which feels good. Yeah. Well I look, I
look for jobs. Okay, so you're unemployed. Yeah? Has she
been supporting you financially? Yeah? Okay for how long? Mm hmm?
Just about it? Under a year? So what do you
and what do you do for How did you make
(10:40):
money in the past? I was working at a supermarket.
So to me, this all makes a lot of sense.
If she can't just do this one simple thing for you,
I think that's on her. You know, she's already a
very well established actress. She's got a magnificent career that
spans decades. You know. The other thing I could say
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to you, too, is that, like, maybe it's good that
you are living with someone that you're not attracted to
and that you don't like. You know, there's a lot
of people in life who wind up in that kind
of a situation, and it takes too long before they
realize that you kind of have an advantage here. You're
you're you caught this early on, and so maybe it's
just a matter of, well, let me just get used
(11:22):
to this, Like I can be in a kind of soulless,
loveless relationship and continue to do my own thing. You know,
are you happy otherwise in your life? I mean, I'd
be happier if she was blood. Have you considered having
an affair with someone who's blonde? Mad? When I sleep
with other women? All right, Chris, I mean we gotta
(11:43):
you know, we got a lot of people with problems
here today. So let's let's let's let's get to a solution. Here.
Here's what you're gonna do if you are not willing
or able to talk to her directly about your wants
and desires, which it sounds like you're not correct. Yeah,
she's kind of scary sometime. Yeah, you need to start
planting the seeds subliminally for her. Right, you want her
(12:05):
to feel like it is her idea. You want her
to think that the rest of the world is blonde
and turning blonde, and that there's all of these messages
that she's not even picking up on telling her to
go blonde again. Right then, when it comes from you,
she's primed for it. So there's a lot of little
(12:26):
things you can do. You can hang up pictures of
Marilyn Monroe on the refrigerator, right. You can get blonde trimmings.
I can hook you up with several websites where you
can buy people's hair. Just get a big bag of
blonde trimmings and start sprinkling them around the room like
a little bit of sexual salt and pepper right from
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It doesn't matter where the hair comes from. What matters
that you get it cheap and reliably and you get
it delivered fast. Do you want to ask a lot
of questions or you want to make this happen. I
want to make this happen. Okay, does that sound like
something that could to help you prime things a little bit. Yeah,
it sounds like we got it. Huh, got it all
figured out? Ye? Great? Okay, Chris, we'll talk to you later.
(13:09):
Thanks a lot, best to luck to you. All right. Wow,
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this is the Doctor Sex re Show. I'm your host.
Dr Robert sex Reese. Today's topic is faking it, and
we're gonna move right on to our our next caller.
I have Sophie on the line. Sophie, you're on the
(14:37):
air with Dr sex Reese. That's me. Hello. My partner
has hobbies that just bore me, all right, and I
just I can't feign interest at all, Like, but the
sex is really good and I can live with the boredom.
But they're irritated that I'm not interested in the things
that they love. So I don't know what to do.
(15:00):
What kind of hobbies are we are we talking about, Sophie.
They like these elaborate card games, you know, and like
board games. And I'm not a board game person. I
stopped playing board games when I was twelve, So but
they're still into like, oh, it's it's Friday night, hunt,
let's come in, let's play sorry, and let me tell
you all of the different facts about Sorry. I'm just
(15:21):
not into board games like that. They're a fact sharer.
In addition to having these terrible hobbies, they want to talk.
They know everything about every game, okay, and yet I
don't want to get too specific, you know, And I
actually don't even really love talking about sex that much
on the show. There's usually other things going on. But
despite the fact that in this realm of their life
(15:42):
there's such a loser and a square um and a
dork um and probably need to get a life in
a huge way, and you wouldn't think of that as
being a very charismatic person or someone who's in touch
with themselves. But physically you're pleased. It's great, I have
of I'll put it this way. I have zero complaints.
(16:03):
Knows my body and you want someone to know your
body like that? Yeah, like he could play me like
play me like a fiddle. You know, he knows what
where all my strings go, and just he's good at
what he does. I gotta say that. That's all I
gotta say. Okay, and I think you've said enough, um.
But what I want to know is do you think
in some way that he's treating you like one of
(16:27):
his little board games, that to him you are nothing
more than a shoot and a ladder that he wants
to spin your wheel, take his turn, and then fold
you up and put you back in the closet. That's crazy.
I didn't even think about it that way. Okay, Well,
do you want me to continue diagnosing your issues or
(16:48):
are you just happy to be in whatever kind of
shallow relationship you're in where all you're getting is every
one of your physical needs, Matt, but not taking off
any of these other things. We're putting too much pressure
on yourself, apparently, uh, to make more out of the relationship,
not just physical. He is kind. Now, let me just
ask you this the specifics of the hobby as side.
(17:08):
Do you really want to be the kind of person
who shares a hobby with their significant other? Like when
you when you're when you're out camping or something and
you see an old, chubby couple bird watching together, doesn't
that make you feel bad for them? Is that what
you want? I mean, I think that's what he wants.
I think he wants me to be able to come
(17:29):
to like the conventions and then we have like the
couple's costumes and stuff. I think he just wants to
be because it's such a big part of his life,
kind of well known at the conventions. He's been going
for years, so he knows a lot of the people.
He's probably known a lot of these people longer than
he's known you. Absolutely, yeah, absolutely, he's known some of
(17:49):
them for like years and years and years. Does that
concern you that, you know, he shows up in in
uh Santa Fe for a convention with another person dressed
as a smurf, and god knows, you know, they have
all these different things to talk about and compare and
relate to each other over You don't ever worry that
when he's out of town, you know he's gonna smurf someone.
(18:14):
I mean, the thought does run through my head. It
has run through my mind before. Um. But there aren't
a ton of women that go to the conventions. Um,
there are some, though, there are some some of them.
Sometimes they're not wearing any clothes. They're just paint their
breasts green to be an alien or something. A lot
of the anime girls don't wear a lot. Yeah, and
(18:36):
then what do they do. They're praying on these sweaty nerds,
trying to get them, get their hooks in them, either
for their own sick gratification or because they have a
monetary employ in mind, some kind of long con A
lot of them are just playing psychological games. A lot
of these people did not have a good upbringing, learned
(18:59):
their morals. Um sci fi and uh, comic books and
are now trying to live out their fantasies with your
dorky partner. So you're saying he's cheating on me. Yeah, look,
I'm not a Nostradamis or Spock one of the characters
(19:19):
from Marvel movie who can see into the future. He
could be telling you anything. I'm not saying he is
doing something, but I am saying that he probably is
doing something sexual with someone else. I mean, look at
this guy. Look at the evidence. Before you started getting
together with him. He was hunched over a computer screen
(19:42):
building castles for virtual money or something, probably right, probably
never left his home, probably had terrible posture, was eating
pizza roles all day long. And then you come into
his life and all of a sudden, this guy is
some sort of sexual dynamo. Where did he learn all
that stuff? Where did he pick all that up? If
(20:03):
not from some of these older women who dressed themselves
up like aliens seduce autistic people, which I'm assuming you're
boyfriend is. And then the next thing you know, they're
they're you know, poisoning their significant others or their mothers
to get their hands on insurance money. I mean, his
parents are still alive, he didn't poison anybody for now,
(20:28):
you don't know. And then longer that you spend not
being interested in his stupid hobbies, the more of a
chance develops that he's going to be seduced. So what
are you gonna do about it? That's why I called you?
So what do you? So? What do I have to do? Cosplay?
(20:49):
If you're doing any kind of cosplay, here's what I recommend.
Next time he has a convention to go to, you know,
wish him well and then dress yourself up like a
pres to show up at that convention, because you know
they need priests on hands at those things in case
anyone dies. Uh, And then just follow him around and
see what happens. Are you're telling me to just not
(21:12):
be in his interests, but to follow him to a
convention and dress in a costume that's cosplay? Well, No,
in this case, it would be because you're a master
of disguise, not that you're dressing up as a certain character,
but you're trying to blend in to the convention so
he doesn't know it's you. So what I think you
should do is demand that he takes interest in your
(21:35):
hobbies and make them arduous, physically exhausting hobbies as well
mentally challenging hobbies. Put him to the test. See if
he has what it takes to go spelunking with you
or collecting rocks in a bag, you know, rock bagging.
Do you think you could convince him to take up
(21:56):
one of your hobbies in order to save this relationship
that is clearly on the raw. He leaves me to
do the things that I want to do, and he
leaves me to do them by myself, and I don't
really get offended. Like I know, like you know, going
to the gym is not his thing. I know he's
not super into needle point or scrap booking, and those
are the things that you're into. Oh wow, Okay, so
(22:19):
your hobbies are actually almost worse than his in a
lot of ways. It's it's for health mainly, it's not
really for like what I look like. And okay, but
I bet you look pretty good. I don't know. I mean,
I've given you some pretty good suggestions they've been swatted down.
Giving you some bad suggestions, they've been swatted down. It
sounds like you both have really dumb hobbies that you're
(22:41):
obsessed with and won't let go of, and I don't know.
Maybe you guys deserve each other, that's the hope. Have
you thought about getting Star Wars underwear? Yeah? Alright, congratulations,
you just won the lottery. Your problem is solved, Ding
ding ding. Next caller, they say, Han shot first. Well,
guess what I just shot first. She's done, She's out
(23:04):
of here. Sophie was wasting our time. But I do
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Tuesday Mornings, starting at eleven. All right, this is the
Doctor sex Reese Show. I am the namesake Dr Robert
sex Reese. Today's theme is faking it. Let's move on
to our next caller. We have someone by the name
of Monica. Are on the line. Monica, are you're live
with me? Dr Robert sex Reese. Hi, Dr, thank you
(24:35):
for taking my call. So, um, here's my problem. I
I was having sex with my my boyfriend and I farted,
and my reaction to it was so stupid. But I
made this whole thing up about how I have this
(24:56):
rare intestinal disease that will probably kill me in a year,
which is now. That's what you said to him? Yeah,
did is it true? No? Okay, things have been actually
really great. He's been so lucky and caring. Yeah, but
it's been like a year now, So what do I do? Oh?
(25:21):
Because you told him that you had about a year live. Yeah.
By the way, first of all, I just got to
say kudos to you for coming, for for thinking on
your feet like that. I mean, you're in you're in
a very vulnerable position. You know, you've been making eye
contact with this person for lord knows how long during
one of the more disgusting acts that humanity it's capable of,
(25:43):
you know, the active intercourse, and then you do something
even more disgusting on top of it. Now, think about it,
this person is looking into your soul while you've just
made the most humiliating, debasing action possible. Most people would
walk out on you right then and there, right and
you probably felt at most people who would call me
would be crying right now that their relationship ended because
(26:05):
they didn't have the wherewithal or the wit to do
what you did. So I think you need to stop
right now and give yourself some serious kudos and congratulations
for doing what you had to do in the moment.
Thank you that actually that makes me feel better. Good.
(26:26):
But what but what do we do? And you're not
gonna you're not willing to actually die like you're you
want to continue living. Yeah, yeah, he believed your lie
that you're dying of a fart disease. It wasn't a
fart disease. And also, yeah, he believed it. You two
(26:46):
on that day. Your relationship ended, but you rebirthed something,
something that's an ugly deception. So now you've kind of
you're growing this giant plant, this jungle plant, with all
of these lying little tendrils stretching out up towards the
sky to get more lying sunlight and down into the
(27:07):
ground to get more deceptive minerals and water, and you're
trying to figure out do I cut the plant down
or do I keep watering? Yeah? I guess I First
of all, pretty good analogy, right, Yeah, I was. I
feel good about that one. Shelley, make sure we mark
that one for Instagram. Shell. Okay, you can't hear her,
but she's giving me the thumbs up. She's our new producer.
(27:30):
I am really happy with that. But I'm sorry, what
what was up? What do I do? Well? Have you
been what have you been doing to keep the lie going?
Over the past year, I kind of looked the same.
I like, I got I'm a little bit more tan,
but I lost a little bit away. I'm stressed you know,
(27:53):
like I'm not eating, I'm not sleeping. Well, I'm pretty
I'm pretty anxious. Yeah, and you feel like the man
what's his name, Raoul loves you? I get. I mean
it feels so, you know, and that he's willing to
accept you for who you are, despite the flagelence and
(28:13):
despite the fact that you're gonna die he's been still Yeah,
so you must feel like an absolute monster for the
lie in the first place. But the thing that you're
trapped in is that the lie is what has allowed
your relationship to grow. So again we're kind of back
to my analogy with the you keep water in it
(28:34):
and cut it down and telling you this is I's
gonna write that down quick, Okay, I can't trust Shelley
to do it. Thing out, Okay, I'll draw it later.
So what are you thinking? You know, there's it's complicated.
It's like I just really love him Dr Reese. Yeah,
but then why July like that, you know kind of weird.
(28:55):
I don't know, No, I mean you're not wrong, but
it's like, okay, so, like what are my paths here?
Like do I break up? Do I do I keep picking?
Do I I'm at well when is the actual deadline.
I mean, it's been a year, and have you been
(29:16):
keeping the ruse going with like going to doctor's appointments
and getting unsettling calls in the middle of the night.
I have, like I've been lucking myself in the bathroom
for a long time, and this seems to be working, right.
I mean, I understand what you're saying, but like, my
life sucks right now. You know you want to stay
with this guy. I do, but you want to keep
(29:38):
getting the same amount of attention and love and affection
that you weren't getting before he thought you were dying.
So the answer to me seems to be fairly clear,
my darling, and that is you got to give yourself
a six month extension, a new lease on life. Guess
what was doctor just discovered a brand new experimental medical
(30:00):
aation that she's signing up for. This could be just
the thing. Do you know what I'm saying? What do
I say, honey? Great news. There's a new clinical trial
of a South Korean pharmaceutical um that reprograms your intestinal
cells to regenerate twice as fast as usual. It's worked
(30:22):
on rats and it's worked on dogs. If I go
to South Korea next month, they can do a clinical
trial on me. I'll have to be there for three
weeks and you can't be with me. Well when I
come back, this might be just the thing we need
for a new lease on life. Sweetie. Then you get
to go to South Korea or honestly wherever you want
to go for three weeks. Think it through, cool it out,
(30:45):
let him figure out. Geez, do I actually want to
be with this woman for another six months or a year?
Or was I kind of looking forward to the you know, ah,
because he's not going to get out of it. He's
not gonna dump you, right, What kind of a monster
would that make him to be? I'm really grateful for
your time, but it just feels like we've skewed. Like,
(31:08):
you know, I can't I have to work a nine
to five, Like I can't go to anywhere for three weeks. Well, listen,
if you want any kind of future with this guy
beyond the next week, you know, then you've got to
have a plan. You know. It's like retirement. You need
a short term, a medium term, and a long term plan.
(31:29):
And just like retirement with a four oh one k
or a traditional ira or whatever the case may be
in the short term you do more aggressive investing, right cough,
a lot more. You know, every day, every week you
want to put away you know, of your income towards
your retirement account, just like that in your life, of
your time with him should be spent lying. You're investing
(31:52):
in this four oh one k of deception and this
nest egg, this this this lying nest is going to
be the thing that's gonna get you through the next
years with this man. The investments that you make up
front are going to pay off dividends much later when
you don't have the energy to lie so much, right,
And then when you get later on in your relationship
(32:14):
with him, then you start cashing in. Then you start
living off of all of the work you did early on,
where the lie start playing themselves out a little bit better.
Do you know what I'm saying? Yeah, kind of I
I guess I'll just think think about it. Well. I
do wish you the best of luck, Monica are I
can I can smell when someone's not going to take
(32:35):
my advice from a mile away, And yeah, kind of
stinks over here on this end of the mic, But
I appreciate your calling in. Maybe other people in similar
situations got something out of it. Good luck, next caller,
please that Actually no, we don't have any more callers.
This is the Doctor Sex re Show. I'm your host,
Dr Robert sex Reese and until next time, keep your
(32:58):
eyes open and your mind closed. Oh make sure to rate, review,
(33:34):
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