February 22, 2022 • 35 mins
On today’s episode, we talk to a man who worries he's cursed with his father's fatal sex flaw, while another caller may have been fooled by a royal baby-batter scammer.
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Make sure to subscribe, rate, and review The Doctor Sex
Re Show wherever you listen to your favorite podcasts. On
today's episode of The Doctor Sex Race Show, a man
worries he may have inherited his father's sexy fatal flaw,
(00:20):
while another man may have been fooled by a royal
baby batter scammer. And now the Doctor Sex Friese Show
with your host, Dr Roberts sex Reese. This is the
Doctor Robert Sex re Show. I'm Dr Robert sex Reese.
How can I help you today? Every caller that calls me,
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I take as it's me or them. I don't like
that either. Honestly, now that I'm hearing it come from you,
I'm very excited to talk about this. Can you give
me a second. I'm choking on a walnut. You know
you're on the air, and we just put aside our
differences and agree that I was right, very impatient to
hear your question, but also living in fear of it.
I'm throwing gems at you and you just keep dropping
them in the river. My situation is, I'm doing what
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I love. I'm free from human touch, and I'm here
to give what I have to you. Hello. And welcome
to the Dr Robert sex Leis Show. And I got
to admit this episode might be a tough one. It's
a science known as genetics, and while I do believe
in science, genetics in particular is the study of heredity,
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which would mean the study of how I am supposedly
like my own birth parents. And if you ever listen
to the show, you know I am not like my parents,
and can be said that my parents made me into
what I am today, but that was against their wishes.
But you know what, everything might be fine. I've been
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feeling a little bit lighter since my last episode because
you know, despite what everybody on social media and the internet,
the chat rooms and the four chan and eight chan
and Reddit I have been saying, I do not have
a daughter, and I prove the fact that I do
not have any offspring when I was off sprung by
a call from uh Amy Reese and uh we both
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concluded by the end of it that there was no
way we were related. There's no father daughter thing. There
there's no anything there, although I do have to say
I thought she was pretty cool. Now, if you listen
last week, you may remember that we were sponsored by
Public enemies, Chuck d n A home testing kit, the
only DNA test that will make you say yeah boy uh.
And I did an on air swab and in this
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episode we're going to have the results of that d
n A test later on. My producer Shelly arranged all that.
Thank you, Shelly. And it's kind of cool. I'm kind
of looking forward to You can find out a lot
of interesting things about yourself. I think that might be
something worth hanging around. Four. All right, today's topic is genetics.
I'm gonna bring in our call are here. We have Charles.
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How can I help you with a question to do
with genes or genetics? All right? This is uh, this
is this is weighing on me. Um, my wife and
I have the chance to buy the let's say, genetic
material of a respected Eastern European but I'm worried that
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I'll get scammed and we'll end up with some scam baby, Like,
how can I be sure that this is the actual
genetic material of this person? Do you think having a
kid is going to somehow make you suddenly feel better
all the time? It sounds like maybe you have some
kind of I don't know self steam issues or I mean,
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you know, I probably do, like I who knows, you know,
like I, I don't think of myself as as having that,
But I mean, well, how do you think of yourself as?
In three words? How would you describe yourself so I
can get a a sense? Okay, I would say, nice, loyal,
it's tall. You sound like an Irish wolfhound. Um are
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you Irish? No, I'm not. I think I'm of English descent. Yeah.
We we We were gonna do twenty three and me,
but then we were worried that. You know, if you
want to do it, you should use uh chuck DNA.
They are one of our sponsors. Um, these other places,
these other services. I'm pretty sure they're stockpiling our DNA.
So when they have enough, they're gonna make Congress change
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the laws so they can start cloning us. And then
of course they're gonna force our doppelgangers to work without
pay in their sweaty gene factories. That was exactly what
we were worried about why we didn't do it, because
I think the idea of of not just I mean,
it's it's terrifying enough just to think of like a
clone of you being out there somewhere, you know, a
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clone of yourself being out there somewhere. But then I
the more I thought about, the more I got freaked
out about actually meeting my clone, um by accident, you know,
and um, because one of you would have to I mean,
one of you has to live in one of you
has to die. I imagine at that point that's got
to be something like nature takes over at that point. Right. Oh,
I wasn't even thinking that part of it. I was
thinking I would just like maybe I would have I
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would look different to myself than I do in my mind,
like I would be seeing myself objectively, and like, oh
I'm I'm like I'm a little chubbier than I thought
I was, or or I don't have as much hair
as I thought I did. But now you're saying that
the killing part, Like I hadn't even thought to be
worried about that. But that is, uh, that's scary. I mean,
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I don't think it's necessarily something you should worry about.
I think it's something you should prepare for. Like what
are you doing to prepare for that? Because we know
it's a matter of time until these companies start Except
for our sponsors they're not going to do that. But
I mean I haven't done anything to prepare for it,
and and I guess that's the source of my worry
is was realizing that I have not done that. Okay,
well there's it's never too late to start, right, Okay,
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all right, I guess that's I guess that's true. Did
I answer your question? I don't remember? Yeah, you didn't.
I do you need me to tell you answered the
question you didn't realize you had. That's true? But so
you answered a question for sure? Absolutely? I think I
think honestly, to your credit, I think you've answered several
questions that I didn't have. Um, but I I But
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as far as the one that I called in with,
then no, you have not. Okay, you're worried about getting
scammed because you want to buy a respected Eastern European
man's sperm, Yes, and put it into your wife. You
can have this respected man's baby, and that you will raise.
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It would be our baby. Yes. We don't think of
it as having his baby, you know, we think of
it as as our baby for sure. Right. Okay, So
are you sure you want a child? I'm gonna start
with that because we can get to the scamming thing
in a little bit, but I want to make sure
that this is some thing that you're actually comfortable with.
I mean, I'm pretty comfortable with him. To be fair,
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neither one of us was really that interested in it.
And then in the last couple of years we just
got really into babies and really into like, let's do this.
You know, well people, we know we're having kids, and
we thought, well, we should we have kids. And then
we we really talked about it. And even though neither
of us felt like a super strong maternal paternal instinct,
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we are nice people and we do like kids, okay,
and we thought this is something we should do. Yeah, well,
it does sound like you've done a thorough, thorough examination.
I mean, we talked about it for for like the
better part of a week. We would we would revisit it,
you know, while we were watching TV. We would like say,
what do how are you feeling now? What were you
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thinking about now? And uh, well, here's the good news.
You've chosen an Eastern European right and and they don't
require that much emotion condling. They are cold people generally speaking. Uh,
they're an independent people, right, And I think you're gonna
want to keep them at an emotional arms length anyway,
So it might not be the worst thing. You know,
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you know they're going to be healthy. You know they're
going to be of strong stock, and this might just
be the kind of perfect way for your wife and
you too casually parent. It's not so much we're worried
about are are we going to be good parents? Or
is the child going to be healthy? Our main concerns
are beginning swindled by this person who is uh telling
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us that we can we'll be buying uh the actual
um genetic material of the person that uh he says
we are, Well, how did you settle on this? Where
are we? How are you? Did you answer and ad
on Craigslist? Is this somebody that you met at a
bar is involved with the Polish mafia? How did you
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land on this? Not only this person, but the service
that's I guess wrapped their sperm in a package and
send it to you. Yeah. For first essentially, that's that's
what it boils down to. Um. First, we we you know,
we talked about okay, where what kind of baby do
we want to have? And you know, my I, as
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far as I know I'm a little bit of a mutt,
and I'm from all over the place, all over the
British Isles, and my my wife is from uh she
is definitely from Eastern European stock and uh she is
Polish and Romanian. And uh. She wanted, you know, somebody
that was going to uh if the if the if
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the genetic material is not going to come from me.
She wanted it to be, you know, to to have
some resemblance, you know, to to so that there would
be like a um, a greater chance of a physical
uh resemblance to one of us at least. So she
doesn't want a child that looks like you. Is that what? No,
it was just that because she knows for a fact
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she's Polish and Romanian. Right. And then with me, it's
like my family is from from England, they're from Wales,
they're from Scotland, you know, so it's like they're all
over the place. She was like, well, let's let's narrow
it down to this region. But she wants to have
a baby with you. Yes, yes, we are in love.
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We're best friends. Your best friends. That's great. How did
you meet, if I might ask, we met online? We
met online we met, we met through we actually met
through LinkedIn, and that's like we are our joke. And
it was a big joke at our wedding. Every every
speech mentioned it that you know, I didn't know Lincoln
was a dating site now and and we we laugh
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about that a lot. It's not really a joke, it's
an observation. I mean, it's still a social network. Well,
but I think what makes it a joke is that
you say it in a in a certain way. You know,
and of course you don't you know that Lincoln is
not a dating side. But if you say I didn't
know it was a dating side and you use that voice,
that means that it's a joke. So simply by virtue
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of what syllable you're emphasizing, you think can make it
a joke. I think so right, Well, I guess you
don't work in comedy. No I don't. I sure don't.
I feel like I had a basic understanding of jokes.
But maybe i'm you know, as you say, I'm not
the expert. Okay, Charles, I'll tell you what I'm an
expert of, and that is making money. So I got
to do an ad right now. But I really feel
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like we can dig a lot deeper on this. So
I want you to stay on the line and we're
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for you. Okay, we are back and we are talking
about heredity. Uh and specifically I'm talking with Charles right now,
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who who stayed on the line during that break. So,
so let's recap. Your wife is Romanian and Polish. You
two got married after a year, you met on LinkedIn.
You have a group of unfunny friends and family, and
then you decided a little bit later that you want
to have a child. But her only caveat even though
neither one of you is really that into kids, but
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would have recently decided yeah, maybe we could. And her
only caveat is that the baby not have any of
your genetic material. Well, she didn't phrase it that way.
I will say that I have very low motility. Um.
And the doctor said that the chances of us conceiving
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on our own, and my wife said, I don't want
to take that chance. She wants she was She said.
The way she phrased it back to the doctor was
so we have a chance of failure. And that really
resonated with me. Have you two had sex before? Tons
of times? Tons of times? We have sex every day. Okay,
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are you wearing protection? Is she? Are you keep Is
she trying to keep your DNA out of her? Because
couldn't you just continue to have sex and see if
you get pregnant. Let's chance of failure, I mean, I
just that word failure is so it's it's really haunts
us both. And so we do use protection because it
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would be heartbreaking otherwise. You know, the condoms have a
chance of failure. We use, we use so many things,
we use, we use condoms, we use Jesus a diaphragm. Um, Well,
it sounds like you guys are doing everything you can
not to have a baby, to not failure, to not fail.
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You're happy to have your wife have a child. That
looks as if the DNA comes from the same region
as her. As opposed to sharing your DNA. I think that.
I think that because her regions are so narrowed down
in mine are just so widespread. And you're just talking
about said the British Islands. It's not it's one. It's
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a couple of islands. You haven't even gotten on. I
mean I didn't. I didn't. I didn't like a gat,
I didn't get into the whole thing. But but of
course I'm also, uh, there's like a little bit of
Canadian in there, some Australian, some New Zealand. Okay, So
how did you decide on the person, the individual from
the eastern block? And this, yeah, this was this was
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an online search. Um. We looked up first we just
put in and my and my urging, I said, put
in genetic material and hit Google and uh that was
too broad. Um. And then my wife put in the
S word into the into the search bar, and the
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other one sperm. Yeah okay, yeah, yeah, yeah, I don't
like saying it either. I'm just trying to. I'm so
it's a it's a bad it's a terrible word. It's
a bad word to say. It's that they got away
with naming that whale that way, and then we have
no choice but to say it when you're talking about it,
it's absurd. Every whale, if you think about it, has
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a sexually explicit name. Humpback blue orca just sounds like
Moby Dick, free Willie, blackfish. It's outrageous. It's outrageous that
we all have to live with that, that they got
away with that. It's just it's absurd. That's the kind
of That's what I'm talking about them. That's that's this
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could be milk whale, It could have been milk whale,
cream whale, crema. What if they just called it cromra.
I think it sounds I think that's a copyrighted name.
But if they had done it first, is what I'm saying.
Oh yeah, yeah, you're right, and then maybe we'd be
putting whale in our coffee instead of in our oil lamps,
and we wouldn't you know, we wouldn't even be here
today because we'd all be doorn. So, I mean, this
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has been really helpful to home in on what your
problem is. So you googled sperm. She put in that
word royalty for sale USA, and because we thought, like
let's shoot for a royalty, why not, and like we'll
start there. And then when I went down and then
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we saw that there were some in in the Eastern Bloc,
in in in a few different countries. Actually there were
there were various like counts and viscounts and princes and
stuff like that that we're selling their genetic material. So
we just like combed through. We we we compared lineage, price,
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health like if the if the if like they some
of the some of these guys would put like health
records on there that looked pretty legit. And then what
they look what they look like, of course, I mean
a shallows that sounds. We try to look for very
feminine men who looked like my wife, and there were
a few, and then we narrowed it down to someone
that we had an online chat with. His website was great,
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like it had tons of pictures, it had a countdown
to the next time he was going to produce more
genetic material. He had and he had a chat feature,
talked with him for a aisle and then he said,
I'm gonna put you in touch with with the guy
who handles my my online sales. So we talked to
that guy, and you know, we sent it was Can
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I say the price? Can I say how much it was?
It was fifty dollars. You've paid the money and you've
gotten the the stuff. I actually, while I've been talking
to you, it was in my it was in the
basket and I and I checked out. It feels like
you just want to talk? Do you just want to talk? No?
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I honestly, I really was wrestling with this, and then
as we were as we were talking, I had my
browser open and I was like, I'm just gonna go
ahead and do it, you know, and uh as a
surprise for my for my wife. But now that I've
done it, do you think I got scammed? Uh? Okay,
So yeah, there's a lot of different questions that I have,
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and it's perfectly natural that you would or if you're
being scammed. I mean, you don't know anything about this
prince or duke. So your duke, I believe it's a duke. Ya.
I guess it would make sense to that uh that, uh,
you know that royalty from a you know, semi dissolved state.
I want to send their sell their own genetic material.
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I mean there's also probably I'm sure he stands a
good chance of having been irradiated at some point being
in eastern Europe, right, I mean there's got to be.
So that's something I would definitely look out for as well.
You should ask him about the radiation count in a sperm. Okay,
And so but you're are you still worried about this,
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You're worried that you've been scammed. I'm worried that it
might have been a scam. Yeah, okay, And you don't
want to ask her? You have followed up with the duke.
Wanted to follow over the Duke just to see, you know,
if he could provide a little more extra documentation. And
uh I when I went back to the side, I
got a four or four error. Um, so I guess
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it's down for maintenance or something. And then at that point,
like I didn't want to, like I didn't want to
talk it to death with my wife because we've already
been over it so many times, you know, I didn't
want to be like one more thing I went to
the website. He's not there anymore, you know, because she
really wanted to do this. You know, she really wanted
to do this, and she did it. So but you
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just want me to either confirm it as a scam
or tell you that you have nothing to worry about
so that you can at least have that off your conscience. Yeah,
I guess, yeah, Well which would you Which answer would
you prefer to hear? Because it sounds like you're going
to have a baby in about nine months either way.
So I guess for me, what do I want right now?
Where I want right now? I guess I want to
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hear that it is not a scam, and I don't
need that to be true. I think I just need
to I think I just need to hear it. Does
that make sense, Yes, Charles, Yeah, I think you made
one of the best decisions of your life. This is
not a scam. Everything we described to me has been
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on the up and up, and I think, just in
terms of business practices, emotional acumen, and trustworthiness, you and
your wife are tippity top top of the top of
the heap and enjoy being a dad. Thank you so much,
Thank you so much. I think that that was I
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think that was what I needed to hear. Yeah, and
doing the right thing. It was not a mistake. This
was a good thing that you've done. And I feel
good about this thing that I've done, and it's good.
And I think your wife is telling you the truth.
I believe what I'm hearing. I believe what I say
to myself, and I believe my wife says to me. Well,
let me tell you one more thing that is true.
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It was a pleasure to talk to you. Thank you, doctor.
You're very welcome. You're very welcome. Can I suggest that
you name the kid Lincoln because of LinkedIn? Oh that's
c Yeah, that's perfect. Best of luck, Charles, Thank you, Dr.
Thank you for your call. Ah boy, Charles confused me.
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have Darryl on the line. Darryll, you're talking to Dr
Robert sex Reese. That's me. This is the Doctor sex
Reese Show. In today's topic is genetics. How are you doing,
Dr Reef? I'm doing okay? How are you? So? My
father had a heart attack and died during sex, and Jesus,
(23:24):
I'm just nervous that like the same thing might happen
to me, and so I don't I've never finished, like,
I've never like like come, always stopped. Well, neither of I.
Did you know that that neither of I? Did your
dad also die of a heart attack during No, my dad, unfortunately,
is very much alive. I'm the only regionally syndicated radio
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sex therapist who has never had sexual intercourse, and in fact,
I've never ejaculated, so I can relate. But I mean,
my my fear is that, like it's a genetic thing
that I could die if I come during sex. Yeah,
that may well be. Yeah, that could be the case. Yeah,
I think you're doing the right thing. Wait, wait, is
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there anything else I can Yeah, you're saying I could
I could die if I come, well, how old was
your father when the event took place? My father was two,
all right? And how old are you? So you have
seven more years? So do you think you can hold
off for seven more years just keeping all that stored
(24:29):
up in there? At least maybe get through to forty
three and then maybe have one release. Maybe you could
do one annual release. It's messing up my love life, Like,
people don't understand what I'm going through. Could you pretend
that you're finishing? Could you lead them to believe that
you're being fulfilled. There's a lot of different things you
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could do. I mean, you could say, oh, baby, I'm
finishing strong something like that. The problem is not that
like I don't know how to like make sounds that
I feel and enjoy something. It's more like I want
to be able to finish without the fear that I'm
going to have a heart attack. Were you were you
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alive at the time of your dad died? I was
how old were you at that time? I was one?
So this barely even affected you. Obviously it has because
like I'm calling you, did he have any underlying heart conditions?
Did he smoke? Did he drink? You know, I mean,
there's things, there're steps you can take to mitigate your
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chances of blowing your arteries out in the middle of coitus.
Have you ever had somebody else approach you with the problem?
I have no. In fact, I've tried to get people
to do what you do, which is not ejaculate, and
I'm usually met with disdain and disgusted. Now, your dad,
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let me just ask a few questions, and I hope
these don't don't get too personal. Well, is he nasty
in the sack? Like? Did he really? Was he a
wild stallion in there? I was only one. I don't really,
I don't remember watching that go down. You got to
get this kind of background information. If he was doing
slow and steady wins the race, you know, and having
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a heart attack, yikes, yeah, you could have a problem.
But if he was doing all kinds of you know,
multiple women at once, acrobatic moves in a hot room,
As far as I know, he was only doing like
hot room sex with my mom. So I don't really
want to think about how nasty my dad is. So
if you're gonna assume by the same by one on
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the one hand, that you are at risk of having
cardiac arrest mid koitis. Then you can also, by that
same logic, draw the conclusion that you and your father
probably are genetically predisposed to make love in the same way.
Now do you lay it down smooth or do you
come at it hard? What do you do? Darryl, And
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don't tell me it's different for every woman? What's your instinct?
Smooth and hard? You start smooth, you get her all
worked up, and now I get close, and then I
get nervous because I'm you know, nervous that like maybe
it might go you know, from father to son. I've
been dating this this woman for like four years and
she um, it definitely is something that brings some distance
(27:24):
between us. But four years she's hanging around you must
be doing something right, you know what I mean? Yeah? Yeah,
I feel bad because she'll be like, oh, you know,
finish on my on my ass or like on my
chest or something like that, and and and and I
can't because I'm just wait, have you told her the deal? Yeah?
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So it sounds Darryl like she's really pushing pretty hard
to get you to ejaculate. Have you ever wondered why
she continues to stay with you? And yet also insist
that you do this thing that she knows very well
might kill you. I feel like she loves me. Can
I just ask you, are you uh financially? Are you?
Has this affected you financially at all? This this in
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this inability to finish? You know, I do well. I
do well for myself, you know, as a as a
trucker at eight and k a year. And then I
also um inherited some land and some money from my dad. Oh,
I see how much. I guess there's a condo in
Los Angeles that's now in my name. And then in
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terms of money I got about after taxes, I got
one point five mill So I don't want to necessarily
push you in this direction, Darryl. But would there be
a reason for her to try to have such amazing
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sex with you that when you do come and have
a heart attack and die, she might benefit from it?
I financially, So you think that she's trying to use
me and stage like sex murder from my money. So
maybe you need to have a two very important conversations, Darrell,
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and I want you to do them right after you
get off the phone with me, because if you don't
die from having sex, you're gonna die from paranoia and stress.
You need to call your mom or text her if
you feel up to it. You could face timer and
ask her how wild your dad was in the sack.
Figure out if this was normal sex that gave him
a heart attack, or if she was doing something above
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and beyond the human capacity. Then you need to get
your girlfriend on the horn, possibly in person or over
FaceTime if that's more comfortable for you. Ask her if
she is who she says she is, and she could
possibly be trying to get you to die during ejaculation
so that she can get her hands on your property
and money earned by your father who worked his butt off.
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I mean, I'm not going to ask my mom that,
but it. But I can talk to my girl, Daryl.
Do you know why I went to eleven years amid
school well to become a doctor. And now I'm a doctor.
And one of the privileges of being a doctor is
the ability to write prescriptions. I just wrote you a prescription.
Now you can either go get that prescription filled or
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you can crumple it up and drop it in the sewer.
Either way, it's up to you. The choice is yours.
You know what to do. I don't encourage anyone to litter.
But if you want to keep yourself safe, healthy and happy,
these are the things that you have to do. All right, Okay, thanks,
(30:40):
I guess okay, thank you for the call, Daryl. It's
about helping people, folks. It's about helping people in their
darkest times of need, and I think I was able
to do that with Darryl. All Right, well, then, I guess,
without further adieu, let's uh, let's get Shelly in here
and read these results. Hi dr Hi, Hey, Hi, Hi Shelly.
(31:05):
Thank you. Let's um let's find out what what you
have in store. I guess you've got you got the
results of the DNA test I do, and they're lengthy.
It covers a lot of different things. You want me
to start with the headline, and I first say thank
you for introducing me to this to this world. I
(31:26):
want to know what allergies I have. I want to
know if I'm part Viking. I think we should get
into it. Okay, the major headline from your test. I
also had Amy Reese take a test, and your d
N A and hers is a match. She is your
biological daughter. I could learn about gluten allergy I've often
(31:54):
been was there anything in there about gluten? Did you
hear what I said? Because I've noticed and did you
notice that when they when um when they brought in
bagels the other day? I'll sleepy, I got after dr rees?
Are you okay? Well? How do we even know that?
This is? This? The whole science is real? I mean,
(32:19):
who are you to tell me? Well? I didn't do
the test. I submitted the test to a company that
has scientifically guaranteed at It's actually backed by an incredible
biologist at Cambridge. It's really kind of fascinating what they've
(32:41):
been able to do. And obviously Chuck is the front man,
but it is sound science. This is an outrage. You
seem upset. I am upset. I've been shanghaied for the
second time by you, and for what. You have a daughter? No,
you have a daughter. She's your responsibility, not you brought
(33:03):
her into my life. I didn't bring her into my life.
Is there any part of you that is glad to
have this information? Is there? What is there any part
of you that's glad? I can't breathe. My throat is closing. No, no, no,
don't breathe in through your nose. No trying to go
(33:24):
into your nose, out your mouth. Take a sip of
your water, doctor, take a sip of your water. You
know what I think I'm going to get. I'm going
to get a drink. Do you want anything? No? I
would really gonna you to stay in the studio where
I can see you drinking wice. How about I bring
(33:46):
you something? How about I'll bring some water? Would you
like to say? Why don't you just walk around the
studio see I can see you, Hi, and you just
keep it talks later? Thanks again, Dr. No, Dr? Does
anybody know where he goes? We'll be right back. Yes.
(34:13):
Which fan we have today? It feels like I think
the sea breeze three thousand fans talking through fans features
too cooling crazed hosts as they discussed gossip and nerd
out over fans. While standing behind them, he had held,
fans are coming back. You are so wrong. Fans talking
(34:39):
through fans every day at eleven? Hi, everyone, this is Shelly,
the show's producer. Dr sexs races. I'm not here right now,
and that's why I'm speaking to you. I was able
to follow him out to the parking lot. He seems
in good spirits, and he mentioned something about eating fourteen
(35:01):
hot dogs tonight, So if he's making jokes, I'm sure
he's going to be Okay. There is a daughter, whether
he likes it or not. Dr sex Reese will absolutely
be back next week to answer all of your burning questions.
He's contractually obligated to do so just in case he's listening,
(35:24):
But until then, keep your mind open and your eyes closed.
Thanks so much for listening. Make sure to rate, review,
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and subscribe to The Doctor Sex re Show wherever you
listen to your favorite podcasts
Make sure to subscribe, rate, and review The Doctor Sex
Re Show wherever you listen to your favorite podcasts. On
today's episode of The Doctor Sex Race Show, a man
worries he may have inherited his father's sexy fatal flaw,
(00:20):
while another man may have been fooled by a royal
baby batter scammer. And now the Doctor Sex Friese Show
with your host, Dr Roberts sex Reese. This is the
Doctor Robert Sex re Show. I'm Dr Robert sex Reese.
How can I help you today? Every caller that calls me,
(00:44):
I take as it's me or them. I don't like
that either. Honestly, now that I'm hearing it come from you,
I'm very excited to talk about this. Can you give
me a second. I'm choking on a walnut. You know
you're on the air, and we just put aside our
differences and agree that I was right, very impatient to
hear your question, but also living in fear of it.
I'm throwing gems at you and you just keep dropping
them in the river. My situation is, I'm doing what
(01:06):
I love. I'm free from human touch, and I'm here
to give what I have to you. Hello. And welcome
to the Dr Robert sex Leis Show. And I got
to admit this episode might be a tough one. It's
a science known as genetics, and while I do believe
in science, genetics in particular is the study of heredity,
(01:31):
which would mean the study of how I am supposedly
like my own birth parents. And if you ever listen
to the show, you know I am not like my parents,
and can be said that my parents made me into
what I am today, but that was against their wishes.
But you know what, everything might be fine. I've been
(01:53):
feeling a little bit lighter since my last episode because
you know, despite what everybody on social media and the internet,
the chat rooms and the four chan and eight chan
and Reddit I have been saying, I do not have
a daughter, and I prove the fact that I do
not have any offspring when I was off sprung by
a call from uh Amy Reese and uh we both
(02:18):
concluded by the end of it that there was no
way we were related. There's no father daughter thing. There
there's no anything there, although I do have to say
I thought she was pretty cool. Now, if you listen
last week, you may remember that we were sponsored by
Public enemies, Chuck d n A home testing kit, the
only DNA test that will make you say yeah boy uh.
And I did an on air swab and in this
(02:40):
episode we're going to have the results of that d
n A test later on. My producer Shelly arranged all that.
Thank you, Shelly. And it's kind of cool. I'm kind
of looking forward to You can find out a lot
of interesting things about yourself. I think that might be
something worth hanging around. Four. All right, today's topic is genetics.
I'm gonna bring in our call are here. We have Charles.
(03:02):
How can I help you with a question to do
with genes or genetics? All right? This is uh, this
is this is weighing on me. Um, my wife and
I have the chance to buy the let's say, genetic
material of a respected Eastern European but I'm worried that
(03:23):
I'll get scammed and we'll end up with some scam baby, Like,
how can I be sure that this is the actual
genetic material of this person? Do you think having a
kid is going to somehow make you suddenly feel better
all the time? It sounds like maybe you have some
kind of I don't know self steam issues or I mean,
(03:46):
you know, I probably do, like I who knows, you know,
like I, I don't think of myself as as having that,
But I mean, well, how do you think of yourself as?
In three words? How would you describe yourself so I
can get a a sense? Okay, I would say, nice, loyal,
it's tall. You sound like an Irish wolfhound. Um are
(04:09):
you Irish? No, I'm not. I think I'm of English descent. Yeah.
We we We were gonna do twenty three and me,
but then we were worried that. You know, if you
want to do it, you should use uh chuck DNA.
They are one of our sponsors. Um, these other places,
these other services. I'm pretty sure they're stockpiling our DNA.
So when they have enough, they're gonna make Congress change
(04:31):
the laws so they can start cloning us. And then
of course they're gonna force our doppelgangers to work without
pay in their sweaty gene factories. That was exactly what
we were worried about why we didn't do it, because
I think the idea of of not just I mean,
it's it's terrifying enough just to think of like a
clone of you being out there somewhere, you know, a
(04:53):
clone of yourself being out there somewhere. But then I
the more I thought about, the more I got freaked
out about actually meeting my clone, um by accident, you know,
and um, because one of you would have to I mean,
one of you has to live in one of you
has to die. I imagine at that point that's got
to be something like nature takes over at that point. Right. Oh,
I wasn't even thinking that part of it. I was
thinking I would just like maybe I would have I
(05:15):
would look different to myself than I do in my mind,
like I would be seeing myself objectively, and like, oh
I'm I'm like I'm a little chubbier than I thought
I was, or or I don't have as much hair
as I thought I did. But now you're saying that
the killing part, Like I hadn't even thought to be
worried about that. But that is, uh, that's scary. I mean,
(05:36):
I don't think it's necessarily something you should worry about.
I think it's something you should prepare for. Like what
are you doing to prepare for that? Because we know
it's a matter of time until these companies start Except
for our sponsors they're not going to do that. But
I mean I haven't done anything to prepare for it,
and and I guess that's the source of my worry
is was realizing that I have not done that. Okay,
well there's it's never too late to start, right, Okay,
(06:00):
all right, I guess that's I guess that's true. Did
I answer your question? I don't remember? Yeah, you didn't.
I do you need me to tell you answered the
question you didn't realize you had. That's true? But so
you answered a question for sure? Absolutely? I think I
think honestly, to your credit, I think you've answered several
questions that I didn't have. Um, but I I But
(06:21):
as far as the one that I called in with,
then no, you have not. Okay, you're worried about getting
scammed because you want to buy a respected Eastern European
man's sperm, Yes, and put it into your wife. You
can have this respected man's baby, and that you will raise.
(06:44):
It would be our baby. Yes. We don't think of
it as having his baby, you know, we think of
it as as our baby for sure. Right. Okay, So
are you sure you want a child? I'm gonna start
with that because we can get to the scamming thing
in a little bit, but I want to make sure
that this is some thing that you're actually comfortable with.
I mean, I'm pretty comfortable with him. To be fair,
(07:07):
neither one of us was really that interested in it.
And then in the last couple of years we just
got really into babies and really into like, let's do this.
You know, well people, we know we're having kids, and
we thought, well, we should we have kids. And then
we we really talked about it. And even though neither
of us felt like a super strong maternal paternal instinct,
(07:31):
we are nice people and we do like kids, okay,
and we thought this is something we should do. Yeah, well,
it does sound like you've done a thorough, thorough examination.
I mean, we talked about it for for like the
better part of a week. We would we would revisit it,
you know, while we were watching TV. We would like say,
what do how are you feeling now? What were you
(07:51):
thinking about now? And uh, well, here's the good news.
You've chosen an Eastern European right and and they don't
require that much emotion condling. They are cold people generally speaking. Uh,
they're an independent people, right, And I think you're gonna
want to keep them at an emotional arms length anyway,
So it might not be the worst thing. You know,
(08:15):
you know they're going to be healthy. You know they're
going to be of strong stock, and this might just
be the kind of perfect way for your wife and
you too casually parent. It's not so much we're worried
about are are we going to be good parents? Or
is the child going to be healthy? Our main concerns
are beginning swindled by this person who is uh telling
(08:39):
us that we can we'll be buying uh the actual
um genetic material of the person that uh he says
we are, Well, how did you settle on this? Where
are we? How are you? Did you answer and ad
on Craigslist? Is this somebody that you met at a
bar is involved with the Polish mafia? How did you
(09:02):
land on this? Not only this person, but the service
that's I guess wrapped their sperm in a package and
send it to you. Yeah. For first essentially, that's that's
what it boils down to. Um. First, we we you know,
we talked about okay, where what kind of baby do
we want to have? And you know, my I, as
(09:24):
far as I know I'm a little bit of a mutt,
and I'm from all over the place, all over the
British Isles, and my my wife is from uh she
is definitely from Eastern European stock and uh she is
Polish and Romanian. And uh. She wanted, you know, somebody
that was going to uh if the if the if
(09:46):
the genetic material is not going to come from me.
She wanted it to be, you know, to to have
some resemblance, you know, to to so that there would
be like a um, a greater chance of a physical
uh resemblance to one of us at least. So she
doesn't want a child that looks like you. Is that what? No,
it was just that because she knows for a fact
(10:09):
she's Polish and Romanian. Right. And then with me, it's
like my family is from from England, they're from Wales,
they're from Scotland, you know, so it's like they're all
over the place. She was like, well, let's let's narrow
it down to this region. But she wants to have
a baby with you. Yes, yes, we are in love.
(10:30):
We're best friends. Your best friends. That's great. How did
you meet, if I might ask, we met online? We
met online we met, we met through we actually met
through LinkedIn, and that's like we are our joke. And
it was a big joke at our wedding. Every every
speech mentioned it that you know, I didn't know Lincoln
was a dating site now and and we we laugh
(10:52):
about that a lot. It's not really a joke, it's
an observation. I mean, it's still a social network. Well,
but I think what makes it a joke is that
you say it in a in a certain way. You know,
and of course you don't you know that Lincoln is
not a dating side. But if you say I didn't
know it was a dating side and you use that voice,
that means that it's a joke. So simply by virtue
(11:13):
of what syllable you're emphasizing, you think can make it
a joke. I think so right, Well, I guess you
don't work in comedy. No I don't. I sure don't.
I feel like I had a basic understanding of jokes.
But maybe i'm you know, as you say, I'm not
the expert. Okay, Charles, I'll tell you what I'm an
expert of, and that is making money. So I got
to do an ad right now. But I really feel
(11:34):
like we can dig a lot deeper on this. So
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for you. Okay, we are back and we are talking
about heredity. Uh and specifically I'm talking with Charles right now,
(12:37):
who who stayed on the line during that break. So,
so let's recap. Your wife is Romanian and Polish. You
two got married after a year, you met on LinkedIn.
You have a group of unfunny friends and family, and
then you decided a little bit later that you want
to have a child. But her only caveat even though
neither one of you is really that into kids, but
(13:00):
would have recently decided yeah, maybe we could. And her
only caveat is that the baby not have any of
your genetic material. Well, she didn't phrase it that way.
I will say that I have very low motility. Um.
And the doctor said that the chances of us conceiving
(13:24):
on our own, and my wife said, I don't want
to take that chance. She wants she was She said.
The way she phrased it back to the doctor was
so we have a chance of failure. And that really
resonated with me. Have you two had sex before? Tons
of times? Tons of times? We have sex every day. Okay,
(13:48):
are you wearing protection? Is she? Are you keep Is
she trying to keep your DNA out of her? Because
couldn't you just continue to have sex and see if
you get pregnant. Let's chance of failure, I mean, I
just that word failure is so it's it's really haunts
us both. And so we do use protection because it
(14:09):
would be heartbreaking otherwise. You know, the condoms have a
chance of failure. We use, we use so many things,
we use, we use condoms, we use Jesus a diaphragm. Um, Well,
it sounds like you guys are doing everything you can
not to have a baby, to not failure, to not fail.
(14:30):
You're happy to have your wife have a child. That
looks as if the DNA comes from the same region
as her. As opposed to sharing your DNA. I think that.
I think that because her regions are so narrowed down
in mine are just so widespread. And you're just talking
about said the British Islands. It's not it's one. It's
(14:54):
a couple of islands. You haven't even gotten on. I
mean I didn't. I didn't. I didn't like a gat,
I didn't get into the whole thing. But but of
course I'm also, uh, there's like a little bit of
Canadian in there, some Australian, some New Zealand. Okay, So
how did you decide on the person, the individual from
the eastern block? And this, yeah, this was this was
(15:14):
an online search. Um. We looked up first we just
put in and my and my urging, I said, put
in genetic material and hit Google and uh that was
too broad. Um. And then my wife put in the
S word into the into the search bar, and the
(15:40):
other one sperm. Yeah okay, yeah, yeah, yeah, I don't
like saying it either. I'm just trying to. I'm so
it's a it's a bad it's a terrible word. It's
a bad word to say. It's that they got away
with naming that whale that way, and then we have
no choice but to say it when you're talking about it,
it's absurd. Every whale, if you think about it, has
(16:01):
a sexually explicit name. Humpback blue orca just sounds like
Moby Dick, free Willie, blackfish. It's outrageous. It's outrageous that
we all have to live with that, that they got
away with that. It's just it's absurd. That's the kind
of That's what I'm talking about them. That's that's this
(16:23):
could be milk whale, It could have been milk whale,
cream whale, crema. What if they just called it cromra.
I think it sounds I think that's a copyrighted name.
But if they had done it first, is what I'm saying.
Oh yeah, yeah, you're right, and then maybe we'd be
putting whale in our coffee instead of in our oil lamps,
and we wouldn't you know, we wouldn't even be here
today because we'd all be doorn. So, I mean, this
(16:46):
has been really helpful to home in on what your
problem is. So you googled sperm. She put in that
word royalty for sale USA, and because we thought, like
let's shoot for a royalty, why not, and like we'll
start there. And then when I went down and then
(17:06):
we saw that there were some in in the Eastern Bloc,
in in in a few different countries. Actually there were
there were various like counts and viscounts and princes and
stuff like that that we're selling their genetic material. So
we just like combed through. We we we compared lineage, price,
(17:27):
health like if the if the if like they some
of the some of these guys would put like health
records on there that looked pretty legit. And then what
they look what they look like, of course, I mean
a shallows that sounds. We try to look for very
feminine men who looked like my wife, and there were
a few, and then we narrowed it down to someone
that we had an online chat with. His website was great,
(17:49):
like it had tons of pictures, it had a countdown
to the next time he was going to produce more
genetic material. He had and he had a chat feature,
talked with him for a aisle and then he said,
I'm gonna put you in touch with with the guy
who handles my my online sales. So we talked to
that guy, and you know, we sent it was Can
(18:13):
I say the price? Can I say how much it was?
It was fifty dollars. You've paid the money and you've
gotten the the stuff. I actually, while I've been talking
to you, it was in my it was in the
basket and I and I checked out. It feels like
you just want to talk? Do you just want to talk? No?
(18:36):
I honestly, I really was wrestling with this, and then
as we were as we were talking, I had my
browser open and I was like, I'm just gonna go
ahead and do it, you know, and uh as a
surprise for my for my wife. But now that I've
done it, do you think I got scammed? Uh? Okay,
So yeah, there's a lot of different questions that I have,
(18:57):
and it's perfectly natural that you would or if you're
being scammed. I mean, you don't know anything about this
prince or duke. So your duke, I believe it's a duke. Ya.
I guess it would make sense to that uh that, uh,
you know that royalty from a you know, semi dissolved state.
I want to send their sell their own genetic material.
(19:18):
I mean there's also probably I'm sure he stands a
good chance of having been irradiated at some point being
in eastern Europe, right, I mean there's got to be.
So that's something I would definitely look out for as well.
You should ask him about the radiation count in a sperm. Okay,
And so but you're are you still worried about this,
(19:39):
You're worried that you've been scammed. I'm worried that it
might have been a scam. Yeah, okay, And you don't
want to ask her? You have followed up with the duke.
Wanted to follow over the Duke just to see, you know,
if he could provide a little more extra documentation. And
uh I when I went back to the side, I
got a four or four error. Um, so I guess
(20:01):
it's down for maintenance or something. And then at that point,
like I didn't want to, like I didn't want to
talk it to death with my wife because we've already
been over it so many times, you know, I didn't
want to be like one more thing I went to
the website. He's not there anymore, you know, because she
really wanted to do this. You know, she really wanted
to do this, and she did it. So but you
(20:23):
just want me to either confirm it as a scam
or tell you that you have nothing to worry about
so that you can at least have that off your conscience. Yeah,
I guess, yeah, Well which would you Which answer would
you prefer to hear? Because it sounds like you're going
to have a baby in about nine months either way.
So I guess for me, what do I want right now?
Where I want right now? I guess I want to
(20:46):
hear that it is not a scam, and I don't
need that to be true. I think I just need
to I think I just need to hear it. Does
that make sense, Yes, Charles, Yeah, I think you made
one of the best decisions of your life. This is
not a scam. Everything we described to me has been
(21:06):
on the up and up, and I think, just in
terms of business practices, emotional acumen, and trustworthiness, you and
your wife are tippity top top of the top of
the heap and enjoy being a dad. Thank you so much,
Thank you so much. I think that that was I
(21:28):
think that was what I needed to hear. Yeah, and
doing the right thing. It was not a mistake. This
was a good thing that you've done. And I feel
good about this thing that I've done, and it's good.
And I think your wife is telling you the truth.
I believe what I'm hearing. I believe what I say
to myself, and I believe my wife says to me. Well,
let me tell you one more thing that is true.
(21:48):
It was a pleasure to talk to you. Thank you, doctor.
You're very welcome. You're very welcome. Can I suggest that
you name the kid Lincoln because of LinkedIn? Oh that's
c Yeah, that's perfect. Best of luck, Charles, Thank you, Dr.
Thank you for your call. Ah boy, Charles confused me.
(22:16):
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(23:03):
have Darryl on the line. Darryll, you're talking to Dr
Robert sex Reese. That's me. This is the Doctor sex
Reese Show. In today's topic is genetics. How are you doing,
Dr Reef? I'm doing okay? How are you? So? My
father had a heart attack and died during sex, and Jesus,
(23:24):
I'm just nervous that like the same thing might happen
to me, and so I don't I've never finished, like,
I've never like like come, always stopped. Well, neither of I.
Did you know that that neither of I? Did your
dad also die of a heart attack during No, my dad, unfortunately,
is very much alive. I'm the only regionally syndicated radio
(23:47):
sex therapist who has never had sexual intercourse, and in fact,
I've never ejaculated, so I can relate. But I mean,
my my fear is that, like it's a genetic thing
that I could die if I come during sex. Yeah,
that may well be. Yeah, that could be the case. Yeah,
I think you're doing the right thing. Wait, wait, is
(24:08):
there anything else I can Yeah, you're saying I could
I could die if I come, well, how old was
your father when the event took place? My father was two,
all right? And how old are you? So you have
seven more years? So do you think you can hold
off for seven more years just keeping all that stored
(24:29):
up in there? At least maybe get through to forty
three and then maybe have one release. Maybe you could
do one annual release. It's messing up my love life, Like,
people don't understand what I'm going through. Could you pretend
that you're finishing? Could you lead them to believe that
you're being fulfilled. There's a lot of different things you
(24:53):
could do. I mean, you could say, oh, baby, I'm
finishing strong something like that. The problem is not that
like I don't know how to like make sounds that
I feel and enjoy something. It's more like I want
to be able to finish without the fear that I'm
going to have a heart attack. Were you were you
(25:13):
alive at the time of your dad died? I was
how old were you at that time? I was one?
So this barely even affected you. Obviously it has because
like I'm calling you, did he have any underlying heart conditions?
Did he smoke? Did he drink? You know, I mean,
there's things, there're steps you can take to mitigate your
(25:33):
chances of blowing your arteries out in the middle of coitus.
Have you ever had somebody else approach you with the problem?
I have no. In fact, I've tried to get people
to do what you do, which is not ejaculate, and
I'm usually met with disdain and disgusted. Now, your dad,
(25:55):
let me just ask a few questions, and I hope
these don't don't get too personal. Well, is he nasty
in the sack? Like? Did he really? Was he a
wild stallion in there? I was only one. I don't really,
I don't remember watching that go down. You got to
get this kind of background information. If he was doing
slow and steady wins the race, you know, and having
(26:16):
a heart attack, yikes, yeah, you could have a problem.
But if he was doing all kinds of you know,
multiple women at once, acrobatic moves in a hot room,
As far as I know, he was only doing like
hot room sex with my mom. So I don't really
want to think about how nasty my dad is. So
if you're gonna assume by the same by one on
(26:38):
the one hand, that you are at risk of having
cardiac arrest mid koitis. Then you can also, by that
same logic, draw the conclusion that you and your father
probably are genetically predisposed to make love in the same way.
Now do you lay it down smooth or do you
come at it hard? What do you do? Darryl, And
(27:01):
don't tell me it's different for every woman? What's your instinct?
Smooth and hard? You start smooth, you get her all
worked up, and now I get close, and then I
get nervous because I'm you know, nervous that like maybe
it might go you know, from father to son. I've
been dating this this woman for like four years and
she um, it definitely is something that brings some distance
(27:24):
between us. But four years she's hanging around you must
be doing something right, you know what I mean? Yeah? Yeah,
I feel bad because she'll be like, oh, you know,
finish on my on my ass or like on my
chest or something like that, and and and and I
can't because I'm just wait, have you told her the deal? Yeah?
(27:46):
So it sounds Darryl like she's really pushing pretty hard
to get you to ejaculate. Have you ever wondered why
she continues to stay with you? And yet also insist
that you do this thing that she knows very well
might kill you. I feel like she loves me. Can
I just ask you, are you uh financially? Are you?
Has this affected you financially at all? This this in
(28:08):
this inability to finish? You know, I do well. I
do well for myself, you know, as a as a
trucker at eight and k a year. And then I
also um inherited some land and some money from my dad. Oh,
I see how much. I guess there's a condo in
Los Angeles that's now in my name. And then in
(28:30):
terms of money I got about after taxes, I got
one point five mill So I don't want to necessarily
push you in this direction, Darryl. But would there be
a reason for her to try to have such amazing
(28:52):
sex with you that when you do come and have
a heart attack and die, she might benefit from it?
I financially, So you think that she's trying to use
me and stage like sex murder from my money. So
maybe you need to have a two very important conversations, Darrell,
(29:13):
and I want you to do them right after you
get off the phone with me, because if you don't
die from having sex, you're gonna die from paranoia and stress.
You need to call your mom or text her if
you feel up to it. You could face timer and
ask her how wild your dad was in the sack.
Figure out if this was normal sex that gave him
a heart attack, or if she was doing something above
(29:34):
and beyond the human capacity. Then you need to get
your girlfriend on the horn, possibly in person or over
FaceTime if that's more comfortable for you. Ask her if
she is who she says she is, and she could
possibly be trying to get you to die during ejaculation
so that she can get her hands on your property
and money earned by your father who worked his butt off.
(29:57):
I mean, I'm not going to ask my mom that,
but it. But I can talk to my girl, Daryl.
Do you know why I went to eleven years amid
school well to become a doctor. And now I'm a doctor.
And one of the privileges of being a doctor is
the ability to write prescriptions. I just wrote you a prescription.
Now you can either go get that prescription filled or
(30:20):
you can crumple it up and drop it in the sewer.
Either way, it's up to you. The choice is yours.
You know what to do. I don't encourage anyone to litter.
But if you want to keep yourself safe, healthy and happy,
these are the things that you have to do. All right, Okay, thanks,
(30:40):
I guess okay, thank you for the call, Daryl. It's
about helping people, folks. It's about helping people in their
darkest times of need, and I think I was able
to do that with Darryl. All Right, well, then, I guess,
without further adieu, let's uh, let's get Shelly in here
and read these results. Hi dr Hi, Hey, Hi, Hi Shelly.
(31:05):
Thank you. Let's um let's find out what what you
have in store. I guess you've got you got the
results of the DNA test I do, and they're lengthy.
It covers a lot of different things. You want me
to start with the headline, and I first say thank
you for introducing me to this to this world. I
(31:26):
want to know what allergies I have. I want to
know if I'm part Viking. I think we should get
into it. Okay, the major headline from your test. I
also had Amy Reese take a test, and your d
N A and hers is a match. She is your
biological daughter. I could learn about gluten allergy I've often
(31:54):
been was there anything in there about gluten? Did you
hear what I said? Because I've noticed and did you
notice that when they when um when they brought in
bagels the other day? I'll sleepy, I got after dr rees?
Are you okay? Well? How do we even know that?
This is? This? The whole science is real? I mean,
(32:19):
who are you to tell me? Well? I didn't do
the test. I submitted the test to a company that
has scientifically guaranteed at It's actually backed by an incredible
biologist at Cambridge. It's really kind of fascinating what they've
(32:41):
been able to do. And obviously Chuck is the front man,
but it is sound science. This is an outrage. You
seem upset. I am upset. I've been shanghaied for the
second time by you, and for what. You have a daughter? No,
you have a daughter. She's your responsibility, not you brought
(33:03):
her into my life. I didn't bring her into my life.
Is there any part of you that is glad to
have this information? Is there? What is there any part
of you that's glad? I can't breathe. My throat is closing. No, no, no,
don't breathe in through your nose. No trying to go
(33:24):
into your nose, out your mouth. Take a sip of
your water, doctor, take a sip of your water. You
know what I think I'm going to get. I'm going
to get a drink. Do you want anything? No? I
would really gonna you to stay in the studio where
I can see you drinking wice. How about I bring
(33:46):
you something? How about I'll bring some water? Would you
like to say? Why don't you just walk around the
studio see I can see you, Hi, and you just
keep it talks later? Thanks again, Dr. No, Dr? Does
anybody know where he goes? We'll be right back. Yes.
(34:13):
Which fan we have today? It feels like I think
the sea breeze three thousand fans talking through fans features
too cooling crazed hosts as they discussed gossip and nerd
out over fans. While standing behind them, he had held,
fans are coming back. You are so wrong. Fans talking
(34:39):
through fans every day at eleven? Hi, everyone, this is Shelly,
the show's producer. Dr sexs races. I'm not here right now,
and that's why I'm speaking to you. I was able
to follow him out to the parking lot. He seems
in good spirits, and he mentioned something about eating fourteen
(35:01):
hot dogs tonight, So if he's making jokes, I'm sure
he's going to be Okay. There is a daughter, whether
he likes it or not. Dr sex Reese will absolutely
be back next week to answer all of your burning questions.
He's contractually obligated to do so just in case he's listening,
(35:24):
But until then, keep your mind open and your eyes closed.
Thanks so much for listening. Make sure to rate, review,
(35:50):
and subscribe to The Doctor Sex re Show wherever you
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