Introducing The Dr. "Sex" Reese Show

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:07):
I'm Dr Robert sex Reese, host of the Doctor Sex
re Show here on I Heart Radio. As the only
regionally syndicated sex therapist who has never had sex, I'm
in a unique position to provide the nation's perverts and
degenerates with the help they need to live life free
from intimacy and human touch. No problem is too small

(00:27):
for the Doctor Sex Rees Show. From lover's quarrels, do
you think the relationship is over? No, the relationship can
limp on it can it can evolve into something else
to medical advice. First of all, birth canal is a myth.
That's a term they came up with years ago off
the success of the Erie Canal, when everything was all
about canals. That we're trying to canal everything root canal,

(00:50):
birth canal. Channels used to be called canals, Canal five,
Canal six, canal seven. We'll take on the questions no
one else bothered to ask. While you were having sex,
you spotted the ghost bride or we well, we fought.
We fought with the ghost bride um in the attic,
and we um we were able to force her through

(01:11):
a portal to a health dimension. I'll provide the answers
no one else is repressed enough to give. I think
what you need to do is forget about this physical intimacy. Obviously,
that stuff's over, so tune in to the Doctor Sex
re Show every week on I Heart Radio. Who knows,
maybe the next sexual deviant I help will be you.

(01:34):
Listen to the Doctors Sex re Show on Tuesday, January
on the I Heart Radio app, Apple podcast, or wherever
you get your podcast