January 25, 2022 • 37 mins
On this episode, we hear from a former cult member who can't get off in the real world, a husband who prefers his hand to his wife, and friend-of-the-show Jeremy calls in and gives the Dr. Reese an earful.
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Make sure to subscribe, rate, and review The Doctor sex
re Show wherever you listen to your favorite podcasts. On
today's episode of The Doctor Sex Reese Show, we hear
from a former cult member who can't get off in
the real world, a husband who prefers his hand to
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his wife, and friend of the show, Jeremy calls in
to give the Good Doctor an earful and now The
Doctor Sex Reese Show with your host, Dr Robert sex Reese.
This is the Doctor Robert sex re Show. I'm Dr
Robert sex Reese. How can I help you today? Every
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caller that calls me, I take as it's me or them.
I don't like that either, honestly, now that I'm hearing
it come from you, very excited to talk about this.
Can you give me a second. I'm choking on a walnut.
You know you're on the air, and we just put
aside our differences and agree that I was right, very
impatient to hear your question, but also living in fear
of it. I'm throwing gems at you and you just
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keep dropping them in the river. My situation is I'm
doing what I love. I'm free from human touch, and
I'm here to give what I have to you Helloha, Hello,
good morning, good evening, good afternoon, and good riddance. This
is the Doctor sex Reese Show. I'm your host, Dr
Robert sex Reese. You know, I woke up this morning
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feeling fresh, feeling optimistic, feeling reborn in a way. Now
that we're back on the air, you know, it's like
we went through a trial by fire. I want to
quickly address, uh, a little blip we had last week.
One of our callers. It's kind of nothing, but you know,
at the end of the show sort of accused me
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of having a daughter. Um. You know, I said that
I'm a liar and a hypocrite, And of course I
have gotten hundreds of texts, thousands of emails and comments
all across social media from what I understand, UM calling
me to task for that. And I just want to
assure everyone that, despite what you may have been hearing,
I'm not a liar, I'm not a hypocrite. I'm just
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regionally syndicated sex therapist who has never ejaculated. That's what
I've told you I am, That's what I am am,
and that's what I will continue to be Personally. I've
gotten a bunch of texts. In fact, I have a
text right here, right now from my old co host Kelly. Yeah.
I'm not going to read that on air, but we
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do not get along and I will not be replying
to that text. Uh, she's gone on now. I'm sorry.
She's Dr Kelly now obviously going on to bigger and
better things, unfortunately since we last worked together. But we'll
be ghosting her. I've got also got some text here
from my parents. Unfortunately, gonna have to ghost them as well.
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A couple of professional colleagues. I'm just not returning anyone's
text Here's one from Antonio Sabato Jr. Something unrelated. But
I'm just taking a text break so I can focus
on you guys and focus on today's topic, which is
one that's near and dear to my heart. Very excited
to be doing it. Sexual avoidance. It's kind of the
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hallmark of my whole philosophy. My producer Shelley say hello, Shelly.
Well you can't hear her, but she mouthed hello, she's
on board now. Very excited to have her. We had
a bit of a rocky start. She has a background
in news, doesn't seem to know totally what she's doing,
but I think she's going to learn as we go
along together now she originally Interestingly enough, I wanted to
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do today's topic ana lingus, which is not something I'm
very familiar with. Uh. Sounds to me like like a
Latin term. I'm guessing something that Roman introverts developed as
a way to speak with their butts so as not
to have to face each other. Certainly fascinating if true,
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but maybe we get to that another time. Thank you
Shelly for relenting and letting me do what I want
to do today, which is sexual avoidance. Very important topic.
How do you avoid sex? It's everywhere? How do you
avoid intimacy? Also everywhere? How do you avoid your own
feelings about sex? Those are especially everywhere. Let's find out.
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I'm gonna open the phone lines. Let's get into it
right now with our first caller, who is Vivian. Vivian, Hello,
you're on the Doctor Robert sex Reese Show. Hi, Hi,
Dr Robert sex ree So I just started dating someone
and I've never had sex, but I can't um. Every
time we get close, or you know, we try, I
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just I just get very nervous and I just close
up completely and it's good, it's good, that's good, it's
not bad. Well, I'll let you, I'll let you continue. Sure.
So I think one of the reasons it's so hard
for UM Dylan, that's UM my partner thing, to put
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his uh member inside my mind. And it's not that
I'm not um lubricated. I am, I I'm I'm ready
to go, and I'm trying try not to talk, trying
not to use the L word on the show, anything
that moisturizes or make things slippery. It's just because I
immediately visualize it. I immediately visualize myself. No, it's okay.
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There's no way you could have known unless you'd listen
to the show before. I immediately visualized myself slipping and
sliding all down a hill. And then that's like everybody
from my past is also slipping and sliding down the hill,
and it winds up being this huge pile of people.
I'm buried at the bottom of this pile, and then
I have to literally claw my way through, pushing and
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pulling everyone who's ever meant anything to me in my
life down below me so that I can get up
and then I can breathe. And it is a huge hill. Okay,
but let's take a breather, Let's take a step back.
It's not all about me. Is there something you want
to tell me about the way you were raised? Maybe
we actually were a UM spiritual fulfillment cult. So we
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we're trained in the practice of having I guess orgasm
is what you guys call it. We we called it
getting closer with God through spiritual so through mind with nobody,
and so I have I have no problem having very
pleasurable orgasms. But I left when I was one years old.
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And it's it's called the the Holy Spirit guides and
it's it's rather small. Um. Where what's what state were
you located in? It was in Colorado and it was,
oh my god, beautiful, beautiful, it was beautiful. But so
the main belief there was that we wanted to get
rid of like the physical self of so very much
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was we were raised to experience feelings and emotions spiritually.
So you know, some have mind bodies, so no physical
contact at all. Yes, so no physical contact? And are
they still do you have? Is there like a website
for them or anything. No, there's no website. It's it's
quite remote. Um, it's it's very small, and that must
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have been so nice to just be able to like
a stretch out and like have the whole sort of
like just that beautiful backdrop of Colorado and like not
having to worry about anybody touching you or like you.
I think you misunderstand My problem is I want to
be touched. I I crave it. I I don't have
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a problem connecting spiritually. I really just it's really just
about Yeah, it's really just how do you guys connect spiritually?
Because honestly, I hear the name Dylan, I don't think
of someone spiritually deep. I think of someone with moose
in his hair, maybe a Jane jacket, somebody who probably
used to skateboard, doesn't anymore but still has a skateboard
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in his room to connect spiritually. Well, it could if
he's hung up on his skateboarding dreams. But what I'm
saying is I'm I'm picturing your Dylan. Okay, let me
get a full description of what I think he is
by the way you've talked about him, and then you
tell me if I'm right or wrong when I'm done
describing him. Okay, Okay, six one, maybe one ninety denim
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jacket closet full of denim jackets, green denim, black denim,
blue denim bed neatly made, very neatly made. But he's
got some kind of ironic sheet on there, maybe peanuts,
maybe some sort of astronaut thing, and drives a subaru impressa,
we're not done, he went. I'm not done though, went
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to Kenyan College in Ohio for journalism. Quickly found out
that the journalism field is not as easy as he thought.
So what does he do? He gets into advertising, is
befriended by his boss, a woman by the name of
Eliza Chang, who shows him not only the ropes professionally
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but sexually. But then he finds that he's unable to
please her because, as a much older woman, she's been
with men all over the world, and poor Dylan has
actually been somewhat sheltered growing up as he did in Ohio. Oh,
he actually didn't grow up in Ohio. Not totally done,
thank you for the full name. So now he finds
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himself out of a job, out of denim, nowhere to turn,
and then lo and behold you two meet outside an
olive garden in Edison, New Jersey. I'm done. Oh, okay, well,
I don't want to be rude, but um, it sounds
very specific, and I'm sure there is a Dylan like
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that that exists, but he drives a Toyota Corolla and
you're sure his name is Dylan? Sure? I mean, are
you thinking of a different Dylan. It seems like you
have some specific Dylan in mind, and I'm sorry, I
don't think it's the same Dylan. So, Vivian, what what? What?
What is your problem here? You you cannot have sex
because your vagina is not physically opening? Is that what
it is? Well? I don't think that's Do you know
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how long it's been since I've even said the word vagina?
This is how desperate I'm getting here on this call.
I have not said that word in over six months.
Oh well, what do you say? Anything that I can
besides that cecily bum trinket, lower valves, southern genitals. Usually
I'm able to establish rapport with a caller very quickly
nowhere place, because we weren't, oh the nowhere place, I like,
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have you heard of this happening before? I guess I'm
curious how others have handled it? What I'm worried about
with you Vivian. Let me tell you what I'm worried
about with you. Would you like, Okay, you've been you're
in this cult for so long. It's a place that
sounds to me like they had your best interest at heart,
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and now you've been wandering around the cesspool of a
culture for years and you're very susceptible to people taking
advantage of you. And this Dylan guy, if I had
to guess, I would guess that his name is not
Dylan at all. I've never met a Dylan who drives
a Toyota Corolla. Every Dylan I've ever met is at
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least five ten and either skateboards, surfs, or longboards. On
some rare occasions they do one of those hoverboard things,
you know what I mean, Like, oh, I've seen back
to the future. Is it like it's not like that.
It's like it's like you stand on a board and
there's there's usually two wheels and a kind of like
I don't know if it's gyroscopic or how it works.
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But they catch on fire. Some people don't do don't
People don't use them that much. But Dylan's would be
using that if those things didn't catch on fire all
the time. So I have a lot of red flags
going up. Are you saying that perhaps my body sensed
that he was lying and that ding ding ding ding
ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding. Wow? Yes,
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I think you've been trained for so long, mind, body,
and soul to see only truth that one deception comes around,
you know it, and you're nowhere A place is directly
linked to all of that. And you're nowhere, a place
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when faced with deception, says oh no, no, no, no, no, no,
time to close up shop. Right, The garage door works,
but the opener, the garage door opener is broken. I
always thought it was No, that's a good point. I
just I had always thought it was maybe just some
sort of psychological block, kind of you know, telling telling
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my body to close. But I didn't consider that I
might be it could be something more more. All right, Vivian,
let me let me stop you there, because we do
have to get to some other callers with some more
normal questions here at some point in times. So just listen.
Are you satisfied? Um, I won't know until tribe. I
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guess I'm gonna take that as a yes and do
me a favor. Have Dylan, give me a call. I
wouldn't mind chatting with Big d for a minute, get
to the bottom of that. All right, Okay, thank you,
all right. I wish you luck, but I don't think
you need it because I think you're a strong woman. Okay, okay,
thank you, thank you so much. All right, thank you
very much. Thank you for that call. They say it's
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a marathon, not a sprint, but sometimes it feels like torture.
That's a perfect example of someone very clear cut, clearly,
this guy is lying to her. Clearly, she needs to
go back to the colt and but you always gotta
find you gotta find a different way to explain things
to people, to open their eyes to it. This is
the Doctor Robert sex re Show. I'm here to help
you solve any and all of your problems. We'll be
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time to bring on our next caller. Today's topic is
sexual avoidance of topics that is very near and dear
to my heart. So I am excited, especially after Vivian Glenn.
You're on the line with the Doctor Robert Sex Reese.
Dr Reese, thank you so much for taking my call.
You're welcome. I'm a forty five year old male, been
in a relationship. We're not married, but we're basically married
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for six years, and you know, started out with a
really fantastic sex life. But for the past i'd say
four months, maybe six months. I just have not been
interested in sex with her. Um primarily, I'm just I'm
just masturbating, you know. It's in the shower in the morning.
It's it's uh, it's looking out the window of my
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home office. During the day, it's uh, after my daughter
goes to bed. It's in the garage. When I'm saying,
I have you know, how big of a house do
you have? You know? My my asking so like a
pretty good square feeders No, no, no, no, it's I
don't know the square footage. We have a two bedroom,
one bath, and uh, the garage action we use we
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don't help them there. We just keep storage. And that's
kind of like a like a workout room and stuff. Anyway,
So you have a home office in a workout room,
and yet somehow your life is not complete. It's here's
the thing. It's almost like I want to want to stop.
Do you know what I mean? I don't want to stop,
but I want to want to stop, like you want
to get caught. No, no, are you getting more and
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more brazen? I don't know, really know, but what you
mean by that? Excuse me? Excuse me? Sometimes yeah, that
was a bird. I apologize. Might some birch beer earlier.
I get this, this invested in a birch beer company
because apparently it was supposed to be the new root Beard?
Do you remember that back in? Like? Yeah? The difference,
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I guess the difference is that people don't want to
buy birch beer. And now I'm sitting on literally an
entire garage full of birch beer. So, by the way,
if you ever, if some space ever opens up in
your garage, I wouldn't mind renting it out keep this
goddamn birch beer in. Is that a joke? Though? No,
you would rent out my garage. I would rent out
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to space in your garage. Yeah, that's something I'd actually
be interested in. All right, well we can you can.
You can give your info to Shelley the producer off
air and we can work something out. Do you have Venmo? Yeah? Okay, alright,
well we can get that going because I can't this
this stuff is stacked up. All right, Well, look you
can talk to Shelley about the garage. Let's get let's
get down to basics. So anyway, I'm jerking off constantly,
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and all right, can we not? My My partner is
you know she rightfully feels like, hey, when are you
gonna you know? She she, she said, very blatantly, when
are you gonna have me? I just don't want to
have intercourse with her, you know. Okay, that's fine. I
think that's fine. Well, but it's a problem for her,
you know, she but you're not her, you know what
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I mean? Well, but I have to have to live
with her. We have a two year old daughter. And okay,
so is your two year old daughter involved in the
sexual aspect of your relationship in any way? What? No? No, right,
So what's the b D? What's the big deal? You know,
we've tried to spice things up. We've we've had some
threesomes recently, um, god, with other people. Yeah, we do
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with a third person. Yeah, we've we've done all right,
how do you go about that? What? What? What's it
like when you get in the door? You guys are
in the bedroom, the door is closed. I'm assuming you're
two year old is safely tucked away somewhere, maybe locked
you somewhere. She's with her grandparents. Okay, disgusting. Did they
know why? No, all of a sudden, Oh, they just
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know that, you know, a little little Pepper gets to
see mem and and Biba or whatever the hell you
call them. What do you call him? You probably have
some weird nickname. Did your wife give you the grandparents
some weird nickname for your daughter to call them? Popo
gi jaw? We call them by their first name. Okay,
in some ways that's worse regardless. So so the threesome,
you know, we've we've had a couple. We've had two
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with another man, same man twice. Um, was that the
first way you went? Yeah? Was this a person? You know? No,
we met him on online and you know, and that
was fine. I used to have a lot of threesomes
when I was younger. Who are you? What's the problem? Man?
It sounds like you've gotten more than your fair share.
What do you want from me? I want to know
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why I'm just jacking off constantly. I mean, it's it's
it's getting in the way of my normal life. And
you know, I'd say it's it's like only a quarter
of it is out of horny nous, Some of it
is boredom, some of it is is I'm just like sad.
I I don't know. I don't know if I'm going
to be some sort of midlife crisis. You know, yeah,
I think it's probably all that stuff. You need a hobby,
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You gotta go to more birthday parties, You need to
do something. I don't know what you need to do.
Wear gloves that I've tried, wearing, rubber gloves, I've worn,
you know, cotton gloves to just different, different kind of
fantasy scenario and I love it. Wait a minute, hold
on what fantasy are you doing with a cotton glove?
What is the butler? Okay, that doesn't make sense. Was
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this a solo fantasy or part of the montez? This
was great, This was this was me masturbating and and
I loved it. But you know, this is this obsession
is getting in the way with my relationship. And I
love this woman I wanted. I think what you need
to do is forget about this physical intimacy. Obviously that
stuff's over right. She had the baby, she did her job.
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You did your job. God knows what's going to happen
to your daughter. Yeah, she's too. You can't tell if
she's fine or not. Everything a two year old does
look fine. Look she's eating her own poop. That's fine.
She's too, What do you she didn't eat her own poop.
If she did, it wouldn't be something you would worry
about because she's too It's not like she has a
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job to go to every day, or does she. No, Okay, great,
that's one good thing you're doing parent wise, not making
child work. Don't come on me. Don't come on me.
I come on you. What are we talking about right now?
Why are you so bored? I think you're bored with
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it all? You know, this happens to everyone. There's nothing
special about your story. Yes, everyone who has a child
and get to do a long term relationship loses it
at some point. Some people try. They keep pushing, They
keep pushing, they try to keep it going. They tell everyone, Yeah,
it's going great. We've been spicing it up. We've been
spicing it up. We brought in a Tom Scaret look alike.
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Whatever the case may be. But it's over. Do you
think the relationship is over? No, The relationship can limp
on it can It can evolve into something else, into
something less pathetic. Where you guys are I don't know
you're going You join a mushroom club where you go
out and forage for mushrooms, or you get into word
games together. Okay, Glenn, let's let's wrap this up. Here
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is my official prescription for you. Get more apps, get
a hobby, and take more vitamins. Okay. If I get
give myself something else to do, then I will be
rejuvenated and I'll be attracted to my wife again and
be able to have sex with her and please her
in the way the s Yeah, yeah, yeah, sure, yeah,
it would help, it would help. Okay, what are you eating? Yeah,
(22:28):
trail mix, peanut lover, and then I have to drink
birch beer to wash it down. And you know what happened.
You know what happens with that. By the way, leave
your information with Shelley about that garage. Actually, thank you.
Well alright, Glenn, thank you. I appreciate it. Take care
of doctor all right. Bye. Oh my dear lord. That
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was a harrowing one. They go on and on on.
They're telling you everything about their life except their real problems.
This guy hates his parents. He can't stand them. They've
been suffocating him since day one. They tried to push
him into certain things, you know, and he doesn't want it.
He doesn't want this buttoned up American life. He wants
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to be free. You can understand that. But this show
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journey this episode. But I'm go to open up the
lines for more calls, and actually Shelley is telling me
(25:06):
that Jeremy is calling. And Jeremy's a longtime listener, one
of my favorite callers. Always has something interesting to say,
always has something supportive to say, kind of like a
stress ball for my soul. Here is Jeremy. Jeremy around
the air. Welcome buddy. It's good to hear your voice. Hi,
it is so nice to hear your voice. It's like
(25:29):
a flute. It's like a flute after a long journey.
Thank you. I don't and can't listen to most of
your show just because it's just it's it's too much.
You keep it you, you keep it buttoned up pretty tight.
It's like a suit of armor. Well did shut in
a lot of ways. I've learned from you over the years,
So thank you for that. So to what do we
(25:50):
owe the pleasure of your presence? Jeremy, I'm almost always
in agreement with you, but i am I'm really seeing
some very troubling things on the on the internet. Okay,
well that's surprising. What because I have every I have
every website block. As you know, I've been getting a
lot of a lot of social media posts about you,
(26:15):
and it's and about Dr. He's about a daughter. Well
we had this KUK call in last week, um claiming
that I have ejaculated. That's obviously not true. I'm the
only sex therapist has never had sex or even ejaculated
or even had pre come and but that's all been
just proven. Look what am I seeing online? Dr? Sex Ring?
(26:36):
I mean, you're seeing the ramblings of a madman. You're
seeing the ramblings of someone who wants to get likes
and wants to get you know, re likes. It's nothing
more than that. But what are you seeing online? Do
you want to be more specific? I'm seeing Mimi's Mimi's.
It's it's photographs of memes. Mimis memes. I mean, there
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might be a Mimi meme, but I believe it's pronounced meme.
Whatever it is, it's a photograph of you. It has
white text on the top, has white text on the bottom,
and it says beep, beep, here comes the pudding Man.
And you're smiling, and you're and you're sweating. Are you
(27:21):
in a car? Did it happened in the car? Wh're
focusing too much on the Mimi and not enough on
the fact that this is none of this is real.
This is a desperate attempt. He's probably trying to sell
a book. Jeff F Jeff F him, because my whole
career is like in the toilet right now. I'm dealing
with all this. You know, I've never I have truly
(27:44):
never done that. What ejaculated because of you? I had
a procedure. What procedure did you have? I had of
a coil from a vape pen, the heating element. M
I had to go to Mexico first of all to
get this done already. I'm amazed because I'm amazed that
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you traveled. I know how you feel about going through
metal detectors. I know how you feel about pat downs. Well,
I did it because because you can control what happens
when you's sleep, and I didn't. You know, I didn't
want that to happen when I was asleep, because what
if I had a dream and I couldn't control the
dream and then I and it happened when I sleep,
and so I went to Mexico and they put the
heating element from a vape pen on my vase deference.
(28:29):
There's a vase difference between Mexican medicine and America. Why
is my life a joke to you? It's not that
any Why was an easy set up? I'm just trying
to lighten the mood because I can't believe you're coming
after me. I'm not coming after you, Jeremy. I thought
I could count on you. I thought I thought you
were going to provide me with some comfort in this
(28:49):
time of need. The heating coil, the heat coil vaporizes anything.
Before I can even get to the tip, it comes
out as half ejaculated. You ejaculated a noble gas, a
noble gas. You know nothing, and this proves it. Yes,
I'm ejaculating, Francia, Jeremy. What can I do to prove
(29:13):
to you that I had nothing to do with Jeff
f and his conspiracies. I have nothing nothing to do
with Amy Reese, whoever she may or may not be.
I've never ejaculated, I've never experienced pre come. I've had
two erections in my life that I've monitored. What else
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do you want for me. One man calls in and
because he says he has mountains of evidence, you believe,
I don't know. This is the worst day of my life.
It's the worst day of my life too, because no
matter what, when you when I go out there and
I go to war, because that's what this is, Jeremy,
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this is a war that I am in day after day.
I'm in the trench. Is you know, Charlie in the
tree line? Call your support, You're my air support, Jeremy,
I'm pinned down. I'm pinned down, pinned under pounds of semen.
It sounds like, what do you think it's measured in pounds?
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I don't know, Jeremy. You gotta get a hold of
yourself because I'm your only link to reality. We've talked
about this on many occasions. And if I'm not here
for you, that means you're not here for me. And
when I'm when I'm in the jungle, man, when I'm
in the weeds and the dead of night, and I've
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seen my brothers get taken down by by bopping betties
whatever they're called. You know those bombs that jump up
in Vietnam I'm talking about. Do you know what I'm
talking about, bouncing betties. Yes, I know everything about the
Vietnam War. I'm out here in the jungle man sweat
my buns off, and the only thing I can count
on is my brothers and sisters next to me, mostly brothers.
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Now they're all taken out. Jimmy from Brooklyn just stepped
on a landline. The other Jimmy from the Bronx stepped
on another lamb and he got shot by a viet
Cong sniper. You know what, Yeah, you know what I'm
gonna do. What It doesn't matter, nothing matter is anymore.
I'm gonna go out there and I'm gonna ceo woman
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and I'm gonna kiss her. Jeremy, don't do it. I'm
gonna kiss her and then who knows, great, go ahead
and then and then you know, the next time I'm
gonna see you, when they're pulling you out of a
cooler and I have to identify you with the morgue,
I will mean you too, because I'll have so many
daughters like you to come identify me, your infant daughters.
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They're not gonna let a baby into a morgue. Jesus,
you know what I'm gonna quit my job. I'm gonna
quit my job. Obviously, I'm not going to quit my job,
but I'm pretty upset, Jeremy. Are still there? Yeah, still there, Jeremy.
I need, I need. I need to rehabilitate this somehow.
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I gotta walk out of this day with some kind
of positive or else I'm gonna drive into an aqueduct.
Do you understand what I'm saying? Yes, I know everything
about aqueducts. Reach your hand out into the air right now, Jeremy,
I want you to reach your hand out and hold
it toward my hand. It would be possible to drive
into an aqueduct. What why there's no road access? How
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do you know? What are you talking about? As I said,
I told you I know everything about aqueducts and Vietnam
the war, not the country. I know nothing about the country. Okay, Well,
first of all, it was a police conflict, and I
would like to police stop this conflict with you by
making peace. As a symbol of my peace, I'm holding
my hand out right now in your direction south by southeast.
(32:59):
If you will hold your hand north by northwest, we
can create a kind of invisible link between us that
will not only strengthen the bond between you and I,
but between me and all of my listeners, and between
all of my listeners and you, and we can build
a kind of neural network between all of us and
together somehow create a structure that's supportive without touching and
(33:24):
inclusive without including. I just don't. I just think that
it's best for me to sort of take a step
back see how this plays out. Sure, do a little
bit more, you know. I just I have to look
into it for my own peace of mind and kind
of do my own independent sort of research on and
(33:45):
I you know, and Jeremy, I hear what you're saying.
And I think you know a lot of people listening
who have been longtime listeners and fans might interpret this
as some kind of a trail um or cowardice. Now
that's not what I'm getting at. I think on your part,
they might interpret it that way. I necessary, why would
they say you're a coward? That's what I don't understand
(34:06):
what I'm saying. They would say that you're a coward
for jumping, because you up, you're jumping ship. I mean,
you're you're you're abandoning. If it turns out you're this horrible,
awful human being that I just won't want anyone to
know that I ever talked to you ever. That's all
I'm saying. I don't understand, Hey, how that makes you
(34:27):
a coward? And Jeremy, I don't know if I can
win you back or not. I hear where you're coming from.
No one's it's not a winning back. It's not a
you know, it's like, as far as you know, it's
the same, except that I'm done. You understand what I'm saying, right, yeah, yeah,
you know. But but before you, you know, step back
(34:49):
and remove yourself from the show. I just want to say,
next caller, I didn't give him a chance to take
a step back from the show. I stepped him back
from my show. Next caller, that's we don't have time.
We don't have time for the next caller. But uh,
I hope you've all learned a lesson. Nobody's immune. Nobody's
(35:12):
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don't ask for much, but if you say you're going
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gonna do it for for today's episode. Um, today's topic
was a sexual avoidance, and uh, honestly, I I wish
it could have been this whole episode avoidance because um
it wasn't great. I've never had Alzheimer's, but uh, I
do kind of feel like I'm wandering around a street
(36:43):
corner looking for my long dead wife right now. After
that call with Jeremy I don't know what's going to
happen anymore. That was I was blindsided and deaf sided
as well. All my senses have been sided. So until
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his wife, and friend of the show, Jeremy calls in
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This is the Doctor Robert sex re Show. I'm Dr
Robert sex Reese. How can I help you today? Every
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caller that calls me, I take as it's me or them.
I don't like that either, honestly, now that I'm hearing
it come from you, very excited to talk about this.
Can you give me a second. I'm choking on a walnut.
You know you're on the air, and we just put
aside our differences and agree that I was right, very
impatient to hear your question, but also living in fear
of it. I'm throwing gems at you and you just
(01:03):
keep dropping them in the river. My situation is I'm
doing what I love. I'm free from human touch, and
I'm here to give what I have to you Helloha, Hello,
good morning, good evening, good afternoon, and good riddance. This
is the Doctor sex Reese Show. I'm your host, Dr
Robert sex Reese. You know, I woke up this morning
(01:27):
feeling fresh, feeling optimistic, feeling reborn in a way. Now
that we're back on the air, you know, it's like
we went through a trial by fire. I want to
quickly address, uh, a little blip we had last week.
One of our callers. It's kind of nothing, but you know,
at the end of the show sort of accused me
(01:47):
of having a daughter. Um. You know, I said that
I'm a liar and a hypocrite, And of course I
have gotten hundreds of texts, thousands of emails and comments
all across social media from what I understand, UM calling
me to task for that. And I just want to
assure everyone that, despite what you may have been hearing,
I'm not a liar, I'm not a hypocrite. I'm just
(02:10):
regionally syndicated sex therapist who has never ejaculated. That's what
I've told you I am, That's what I am am,
and that's what I will continue to be Personally. I've
gotten a bunch of texts. In fact, I have a
text right here, right now from my old co host Kelly. Yeah.
I'm not going to read that on air, but we
(02:31):
do not get along and I will not be replying
to that text. Uh, she's gone on now. I'm sorry.
She's Dr Kelly now obviously going on to bigger and
better things, unfortunately since we last worked together. But we'll
be ghosting her. I've got also got some text here
from my parents. Unfortunately, gonna have to ghost them as well.
(02:54):
A couple of professional colleagues. I'm just not returning anyone's
text Here's one from Antonio Sabato Jr. Something unrelated. But
I'm just taking a text break so I can focus
on you guys and focus on today's topic, which is
one that's near and dear to my heart. Very excited
to be doing it. Sexual avoidance. It's kind of the
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hallmark of my whole philosophy. My producer Shelley say hello, Shelly.
Well you can't hear her, but she mouthed hello, she's
on board now. Very excited to have her. We had
a bit of a rocky start. She has a background
in news, doesn't seem to know totally what she's doing,
but I think she's going to learn as we go
along together now she originally Interestingly enough, I wanted to
(03:35):
do today's topic ana lingus, which is not something I'm
very familiar with. Uh. Sounds to me like like a
Latin term. I'm guessing something that Roman introverts developed as
a way to speak with their butts so as not
to have to face each other. Certainly fascinating if true,
(03:59):
but maybe we get to that another time. Thank you
Shelly for relenting and letting me do what I want
to do today, which is sexual avoidance. Very important topic.
How do you avoid sex? It's everywhere? How do you
avoid intimacy? Also everywhere? How do you avoid your own
feelings about sex? Those are especially everywhere. Let's find out.
(04:20):
I'm gonna open the phone lines. Let's get into it
right now with our first caller, who is Vivian. Vivian, Hello,
you're on the Doctor Robert sex Reese Show. Hi, Hi,
Dr Robert sex ree So I just started dating someone
and I've never had sex, but I can't um. Every
time we get close, or you know, we try, I
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just I just get very nervous and I just close
up completely and it's good, it's good, that's good, it's
not bad. Well, I'll let you, I'll let you continue. Sure.
So I think one of the reasons it's so hard
for UM Dylan, that's UM my partner thing, to put
(05:04):
his uh member inside my mind. And it's not that
I'm not um lubricated. I am, I I'm I'm ready
to go, and I'm trying try not to talk, trying
not to use the L word on the show, anything
that moisturizes or make things slippery. It's just because I
immediately visualize it. I immediately visualize myself. No, it's okay.
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There's no way you could have known unless you'd listen
to the show before. I immediately visualized myself slipping and
sliding all down a hill. And then that's like everybody
from my past is also slipping and sliding down the hill,
and it winds up being this huge pile of people.
I'm buried at the bottom of this pile, and then
I have to literally claw my way through, pushing and
(05:49):
pulling everyone who's ever meant anything to me in my
life down below me so that I can get up
and then I can breathe. And it is a huge hill. Okay,
but let's take a breather, Let's take a step back.
It's not all about me. Is there something you want
to tell me about the way you were raised? Maybe
we actually were a UM spiritual fulfillment cult. So we
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we're trained in the practice of having I guess orgasm
is what you guys call it. We we called it
getting closer with God through spiritual so through mind with nobody,
and so I have I have no problem having very
pleasurable orgasms. But I left when I was one years old.
(06:36):
And it's it's called the the Holy Spirit guides and
it's it's rather small. Um. Where what's what state were
you located in? It was in Colorado and it was,
oh my god, beautiful, beautiful, it was beautiful. But so
the main belief there was that we wanted to get
rid of like the physical self of so very much
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was we were raised to experience feelings and emotions spiritually.
So you know, some have mind bodies, so no physical
contact at all. Yes, so no physical contact? And are
they still do you have? Is there like a website
for them or anything. No, there's no website. It's it's
quite remote. Um, it's it's very small, and that must
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have been so nice to just be able to like
a stretch out and like have the whole sort of
like just that beautiful backdrop of Colorado and like not
having to worry about anybody touching you or like you.
I think you misunderstand My problem is I want to
be touched. I I crave it. I I don't have
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a problem connecting spiritually. I really just it's really just
about Yeah, it's really just how do you guys connect spiritually?
Because honestly, I hear the name Dylan, I don't think
of someone spiritually deep. I think of someone with moose
in his hair, maybe a Jane jacket, somebody who probably
used to skateboard, doesn't anymore but still has a skateboard
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in his room to connect spiritually. Well, it could if
he's hung up on his skateboarding dreams. But what I'm
saying is I'm I'm picturing your Dylan. Okay, let me
get a full description of what I think he is
by the way you've talked about him, and then you
tell me if I'm right or wrong when I'm done
describing him. Okay, Okay, six one, maybe one ninety denim
(08:31):
jacket closet full of denim jackets, green denim, black denim,
blue denim bed neatly made, very neatly made. But he's
got some kind of ironic sheet on there, maybe peanuts,
maybe some sort of astronaut thing, and drives a subaru impressa,
we're not done, he went. I'm not done though, went
(08:52):
to Kenyan College in Ohio for journalism. Quickly found out
that the journalism field is not as easy as he thought.
So what does he do? He gets into advertising, is
befriended by his boss, a woman by the name of
Eliza Chang, who shows him not only the ropes professionally
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but sexually. But then he finds that he's unable to
please her because, as a much older woman, she's been
with men all over the world, and poor Dylan has
actually been somewhat sheltered growing up as he did in Ohio. Oh,
he actually didn't grow up in Ohio. Not totally done,
thank you for the full name. So now he finds
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himself out of a job, out of denim, nowhere to turn,
and then lo and behold you two meet outside an
olive garden in Edison, New Jersey. I'm done. Oh, okay, well,
I don't want to be rude, but um, it sounds
very specific, and I'm sure there is a Dylan like
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that that exists, but he drives a Toyota Corolla and
you're sure his name is Dylan? Sure? I mean, are
you thinking of a different Dylan. It seems like you
have some specific Dylan in mind, and I'm sorry, I
don't think it's the same Dylan. So, Vivian, what what? What?
What is your problem here? You you cannot have sex
because your vagina is not physically opening? Is that what
it is? Well? I don't think that's Do you know
(10:18):
how long it's been since I've even said the word vagina?
This is how desperate I'm getting here on this call.
I have not said that word in over six months.
Oh well, what do you say? Anything that I can
besides that cecily bum trinket, lower valves, southern genitals. Usually
I'm able to establish rapport with a caller very quickly
nowhere place, because we weren't, oh the nowhere place, I like,
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have you heard of this happening before? I guess I'm
curious how others have handled it? What I'm worried about
with you Vivian. Let me tell you what I'm worried
about with you. Would you like, Okay, you've been you're
in this cult for so long. It's a place that
sounds to me like they had your best interest at heart,
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and now you've been wandering around the cesspool of a
culture for years and you're very susceptible to people taking
advantage of you. And this Dylan guy, if I had
to guess, I would guess that his name is not
Dylan at all. I've never met a Dylan who drives
a Toyota Corolla. Every Dylan I've ever met is at
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least five ten and either skateboards, surfs, or longboards. On
some rare occasions they do one of those hoverboard things,
you know what I mean, Like, oh, I've seen back
to the future. Is it like it's not like that.
It's like it's like you stand on a board and
there's there's usually two wheels and a kind of like
I don't know if it's gyroscopic or how it works.
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But they catch on fire. Some people don't do don't
People don't use them that much. But Dylan's would be
using that if those things didn't catch on fire all
the time. So I have a lot of red flags
going up. Are you saying that perhaps my body sensed
that he was lying and that ding ding ding ding
ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding. Wow? Yes,
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I think you've been trained for so long, mind, body,
and soul to see only truth that one deception comes around,
you know it, and you're nowhere A place is directly
linked to all of that. And you're nowhere, a place
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when faced with deception, says oh no, no, no, no, no, no,
time to close up shop. Right, The garage door works,
but the opener, the garage door opener is broken. I
always thought it was No, that's a good point. I
just I had always thought it was maybe just some
sort of psychological block, kind of you know, telling telling
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my body to close. But I didn't consider that I
might be it could be something more more. All right, Vivian,
let me let me stop you there, because we do
have to get to some other callers with some more
normal questions here at some point in times. So just listen.
Are you satisfied? Um, I won't know until tribe. I
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guess I'm gonna take that as a yes and do
me a favor. Have Dylan, give me a call. I
wouldn't mind chatting with Big d for a minute, get
to the bottom of that. All right, Okay, thank you,
all right. I wish you luck, but I don't think
you need it because I think you're a strong woman. Okay, okay,
thank you, thank you so much. All right, thank you
very much. Thank you for that call. They say it's
(13:30):
a marathon, not a sprint, but sometimes it feels like torture.
That's a perfect example of someone very clear cut, clearly,
this guy is lying to her. Clearly, she needs to
go back to the colt and but you always gotta
find you gotta find a different way to explain things
to people, to open their eyes to it. This is
the Doctor Robert sex re Show. I'm here to help
you solve any and all of your problems. We'll be
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time to bring on our next caller. Today's topic is
sexual avoidance of topics that is very near and dear
to my heart. So I am excited, especially after Vivian Glenn.
You're on the line with the Doctor Robert Sex Reese.
Dr Reese, thank you so much for taking my call.
You're welcome. I'm a forty five year old male, been
in a relationship. We're not married, but we're basically married
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for six years, and you know, started out with a
really fantastic sex life. But for the past i'd say
four months, maybe six months. I just have not been
interested in sex with her. Um primarily, I'm just I'm
just masturbating, you know. It's in the shower in the morning.
It's it's uh, it's looking out the window of my
(15:48):
home office. During the day, it's uh, after my daughter
goes to bed. It's in the garage. When I'm saying,
I have you know, how big of a house do
you have? You know? My my asking so like a
pretty good square feeders No, no, no, no, it's I
don't know the square footage. We have a two bedroom,
one bath, and uh, the garage action we use we
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don't help them there. We just keep storage. And that's
kind of like a like a workout room and stuff. Anyway,
So you have a home office in a workout room,
and yet somehow your life is not complete. It's here's
the thing. It's almost like I want to want to stop.
Do you know what I mean? I don't want to stop,
but I want to want to stop, like you want
to get caught. No, no, are you getting more and
(16:34):
more brazen? I don't know, really know, but what you
mean by that? Excuse me? Excuse me? Sometimes yeah, that
was a bird. I apologize. Might some birch beer earlier.
I get this, this invested in a birch beer company
because apparently it was supposed to be the new root Beard?
Do you remember that back in? Like? Yeah? The difference,
(16:55):
I guess the difference is that people don't want to
buy birch beer. And now I'm sitting on literally an
entire garage full of birch beer. So, by the way,
if you ever, if some space ever opens up in
your garage, I wouldn't mind renting it out keep this
goddamn birch beer in. Is that a joke? Though? No,
you would rent out my garage. I would rent out
(17:16):
to space in your garage. Yeah, that's something I'd actually
be interested in. All right, well we can you can.
You can give your info to Shelley the producer off
air and we can work something out. Do you have Venmo? Yeah? Okay, alright,
well we can get that going because I can't this
this stuff is stacked up. All right, Well, look you
can talk to Shelley about the garage. Let's get let's
get down to basics. So anyway, I'm jerking off constantly,
(17:41):
and all right, can we not? My My partner is
you know she rightfully feels like, hey, when are you
gonna you know? She she, she said, very blatantly, when
are you gonna have me? I just don't want to
have intercourse with her, you know. Okay, that's fine. I
think that's fine. Well, but it's a problem for her,
you know, she but you're not her, you know what
(18:01):
I mean? Well, but I have to have to live
with her. We have a two year old daughter. And okay,
so is your two year old daughter involved in the
sexual aspect of your relationship in any way? What? No? No, right,
So what's the b D? What's the big deal? You know,
we've tried to spice things up. We've we've had some
threesomes recently, um, god, with other people. Yeah, we do
(18:25):
with a third person. Yeah, we've we've done all right,
how do you go about that? What? What? What's it
like when you get in the door? You guys are
in the bedroom, the door is closed. I'm assuming you're
two year old is safely tucked away somewhere, maybe locked
you somewhere. She's with her grandparents. Okay, disgusting. Did they
know why? No, all of a sudden, Oh, they just
(18:46):
know that, you know, a little little Pepper gets to
see mem and and Biba or whatever the hell you
call them. What do you call him? You probably have
some weird nickname. Did your wife give you the grandparents
some weird nickname for your daughter to call them? Popo
gi jaw? We call them by their first name. Okay,
in some ways that's worse regardless. So so the threesome,
you know, we've we've had a couple. We've had two
(19:09):
with another man, same man twice. Um, was that the
first way you went? Yeah? Was this a person? You know? No,
we met him on online and you know, and that
was fine. I used to have a lot of threesomes
when I was younger. Who are you? What's the problem? Man?
It sounds like you've gotten more than your fair share.
What do you want from me? I want to know
(19:30):
why I'm just jacking off constantly. I mean, it's it's
it's getting in the way of my normal life. And
you know, I'd say it's it's like only a quarter
of it is out of horny nous, Some of it
is boredom, some of it is is I'm just like sad.
I I don't know. I don't know if I'm going
to be some sort of midlife crisis. You know, yeah,
I think it's probably all that stuff. You need a hobby,
(19:52):
You gotta go to more birthday parties, You need to
do something. I don't know what you need to do.
Wear gloves that I've tried, wearing, rubber gloves, I've worn,
you know, cotton gloves to just different, different kind of
fantasy scenario and I love it. Wait a minute, hold
on what fantasy are you doing with a cotton glove?
What is the butler? Okay, that doesn't make sense. Was
(20:12):
this a solo fantasy or part of the montez? This
was great, This was this was me masturbating and and
I loved it. But you know, this is this obsession
is getting in the way with my relationship. And I
love this woman I wanted. I think what you need
to do is forget about this physical intimacy. Obviously that
stuff's over right. She had the baby, she did her job.
(20:35):
You did your job. God knows what's going to happen
to your daughter. Yeah, she's too. You can't tell if
she's fine or not. Everything a two year old does
look fine. Look she's eating her own poop. That's fine.
She's too, What do you she didn't eat her own poop.
If she did, it wouldn't be something you would worry
about because she's too It's not like she has a
(20:56):
job to go to every day, or does she. No, Okay, great,
that's one good thing you're doing parent wise, not making
child work. Don't come on me. Don't come on me.
I come on you. What are we talking about right now?
Why are you so bored? I think you're bored with
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it all? You know, this happens to everyone. There's nothing
special about your story. Yes, everyone who has a child
and get to do a long term relationship loses it
at some point. Some people try. They keep pushing, They
keep pushing, they try to keep it going. They tell everyone, Yeah,
it's going great. We've been spicing it up. We've been
spicing it up. We brought in a Tom Scaret look alike.
(21:38):
Whatever the case may be. But it's over. Do you
think the relationship is over? No, The relationship can limp
on it can It can evolve into something else, into
something less pathetic. Where you guys are I don't know
you're going You join a mushroom club where you go
out and forage for mushrooms, or you get into word
games together. Okay, Glenn, let's let's wrap this up. Here
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is my official prescription for you. Get more apps, get
a hobby, and take more vitamins. Okay. If I get
give myself something else to do, then I will be
rejuvenated and I'll be attracted to my wife again and
be able to have sex with her and please her
in the way the s Yeah, yeah, yeah, sure, yeah,
it would help, it would help. Okay, what are you eating? Yeah,
(22:28):
trail mix, peanut lover, and then I have to drink
birch beer to wash it down. And you know what happened.
You know what happens with that. By the way, leave
your information with Shelley about that garage. Actually, thank you.
Well alright, Glenn, thank you. I appreciate it. Take care
of doctor all right. Bye. Oh my dear lord. That
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was a harrowing one. They go on and on on.
They're telling you everything about their life except their real problems.
This guy hates his parents. He can't stand them. They've
been suffocating him since day one. They tried to push
him into certain things, you know, and he doesn't want it.
He doesn't want this buttoned up American life. He wants
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to Phil Learns the Flute every Friday night from five
to seven. Well, as always, it's been a harrowing psychological
journey this episode. But I'm go to open up the
lines for more calls, and actually Shelley is telling me
(25:06):
that Jeremy is calling. And Jeremy's a longtime listener, one
of my favorite callers. Always has something interesting to say,
always has something supportive to say, kind of like a
stress ball for my soul. Here is Jeremy. Jeremy around
the air. Welcome buddy. It's good to hear your voice. Hi,
it is so nice to hear your voice. It's like
(25:29):
a flute. It's like a flute after a long journey.
Thank you. I don't and can't listen to most of
your show just because it's just it's it's too much.
You keep it you, you keep it buttoned up pretty tight.
It's like a suit of armor. Well did shut in
a lot of ways. I've learned from you over the years,
So thank you for that. So to what do we
(25:50):
owe the pleasure of your presence? Jeremy, I'm almost always
in agreement with you, but i am I'm really seeing
some very troubling things on the on the internet. Okay,
well that's surprising. What because I have every I have
every website block. As you know, I've been getting a
lot of a lot of social media posts about you,
(26:15):
and it's and about Dr. He's about a daughter. Well
we had this KUK call in last week, um claiming
that I have ejaculated. That's obviously not true. I'm the
only sex therapist has never had sex or even ejaculated
or even had pre come and but that's all been
just proven. Look what am I seeing online? Dr? Sex Ring?
(26:36):
I mean, you're seeing the ramblings of a madman. You're
seeing the ramblings of someone who wants to get likes
and wants to get you know, re likes. It's nothing
more than that. But what are you seeing online? Do
you want to be more specific? I'm seeing Mimi's Mimi's.
It's it's photographs of memes. Mimis memes. I mean, there
(27:00):
might be a Mimi meme, but I believe it's pronounced meme.
Whatever it is, it's a photograph of you. It has
white text on the top, has white text on the bottom,
and it says beep, beep, here comes the pudding Man.
And you're smiling, and you're and you're sweating. Are you
(27:21):
in a car? Did it happened in the car? Wh're
focusing too much on the Mimi and not enough on
the fact that this is none of this is real.
This is a desperate attempt. He's probably trying to sell
a book. Jeff F Jeff F him, because my whole
career is like in the toilet right now. I'm dealing
with all this. You know, I've never I have truly
(27:44):
never done that. What ejaculated because of you? I had
a procedure. What procedure did you have? I had of
a coil from a vape pen, the heating element. M
I had to go to Mexico first of all to
get this done already. I'm amazed because I'm amazed that
(28:05):
you traveled. I know how you feel about going through
metal detectors. I know how you feel about pat downs. Well,
I did it because because you can control what happens
when you's sleep, and I didn't. You know, I didn't
want that to happen when I was asleep, because what
if I had a dream and I couldn't control the
dream and then I and it happened when I sleep,
and so I went to Mexico and they put the
heating element from a vape pen on my vase deference.
(28:29):
There's a vase difference between Mexican medicine and America. Why
is my life a joke to you? It's not that
any Why was an easy set up? I'm just trying
to lighten the mood because I can't believe you're coming
after me. I'm not coming after you, Jeremy. I thought
I could count on you. I thought I thought you
were going to provide me with some comfort in this
(28:49):
time of need. The heating coil, the heat coil vaporizes anything.
Before I can even get to the tip, it comes
out as half ejaculated. You ejaculated a noble gas, a
noble gas. You know nothing, and this proves it. Yes,
I'm ejaculating, Francia, Jeremy. What can I do to prove
(29:13):
to you that I had nothing to do with Jeff
f and his conspiracies. I have nothing nothing to do
with Amy Reese, whoever she may or may not be.
I've never ejaculated, I've never experienced pre come. I've had
two erections in my life that I've monitored. What else
(29:34):
do you want for me. One man calls in and
because he says he has mountains of evidence, you believe,
I don't know. This is the worst day of my life.
It's the worst day of my life too, because no
matter what, when you when I go out there and
I go to war, because that's what this is, Jeremy,
(29:56):
this is a war that I am in day after day.
I'm in the trench. Is you know, Charlie in the
tree line? Call your support, You're my air support, Jeremy,
I'm pinned down. I'm pinned down, pinned under pounds of semen.
It sounds like, what do you think it's measured in pounds?
(30:19):
I don't know, Jeremy. You gotta get a hold of
yourself because I'm your only link to reality. We've talked
about this on many occasions. And if I'm not here
for you, that means you're not here for me. And
when I'm when I'm in the jungle, man, when I'm
in the weeds and the dead of night, and I've
(30:41):
seen my brothers get taken down by by bopping betties
whatever they're called. You know those bombs that jump up
in Vietnam I'm talking about. Do you know what I'm
talking about, bouncing betties. Yes, I know everything about the
Vietnam War. I'm out here in the jungle man sweat
my buns off, and the only thing I can count
on is my brothers and sisters next to me, mostly brothers.
(31:04):
Now they're all taken out. Jimmy from Brooklyn just stepped
on a landline. The other Jimmy from the Bronx stepped
on another lamb and he got shot by a viet
Cong sniper. You know what, Yeah, you know what I'm
gonna do. What It doesn't matter, nothing matter is anymore.
I'm gonna go out there and I'm gonna ceo woman
(31:25):
and I'm gonna kiss her. Jeremy, don't do it. I'm
gonna kiss her and then who knows, great, go ahead
and then and then you know, the next time I'm
gonna see you, when they're pulling you out of a
cooler and I have to identify you with the morgue,
I will mean you too, because I'll have so many
daughters like you to come identify me, your infant daughters.
(31:49):
They're not gonna let a baby into a morgue. Jesus,
you know what I'm gonna quit my job. I'm gonna
quit my job. Obviously, I'm not going to quit my job,
but I'm pretty upset, Jeremy. Are still there? Yeah, still there, Jeremy.
I need, I need. I need to rehabilitate this somehow.
(32:12):
I gotta walk out of this day with some kind
of positive or else I'm gonna drive into an aqueduct.
Do you understand what I'm saying? Yes, I know everything
about aqueducts. Reach your hand out into the air right now, Jeremy,
I want you to reach your hand out and hold
it toward my hand. It would be possible to drive
into an aqueduct. What why there's no road access? How
(32:36):
do you know? What are you talking about? As I said,
I told you I know everything about aqueducts and Vietnam
the war, not the country. I know nothing about the country. Okay, Well,
first of all, it was a police conflict, and I
would like to police stop this conflict with you by
making peace. As a symbol of my peace, I'm holding
my hand out right now in your direction south by southeast.
(32:59):
If you will hold your hand north by northwest, we
can create a kind of invisible link between us that
will not only strengthen the bond between you and I,
but between me and all of my listeners, and between
all of my listeners and you, and we can build
a kind of neural network between all of us and
together somehow create a structure that's supportive without touching and
(33:24):
inclusive without including. I just don't. I just think that
it's best for me to sort of take a step
back see how this plays out. Sure, do a little
bit more, you know. I just I have to look
into it for my own peace of mind and kind
of do my own independent sort of research on and
(33:45):
I you know, and Jeremy, I hear what you're saying.
And I think you know a lot of people listening
who have been longtime listeners and fans might interpret this
as some kind of a trail um or cowardice. Now
that's not what I'm getting at. I think on your part,
they might interpret it that way. I necessary, why would
they say you're a coward? That's what I don't understand
(34:06):
what I'm saying. They would say that you're a coward
for jumping, because you up, you're jumping ship. I mean,
you're you're you're abandoning. If it turns out you're this horrible,
awful human being that I just won't want anyone to
know that I ever talked to you ever. That's all
I'm saying. I don't understand, Hey, how that makes you
(34:27):
a coward? And Jeremy, I don't know if I can
win you back or not. I hear where you're coming from.
No one's it's not a winning back. It's not a
you know, it's like, as far as you know, it's
the same, except that I'm done. You understand what I'm saying, right, yeah, yeah,
you know. But but before you, you know, step back
(34:49):
and remove yourself from the show. I just want to say,
next caller, I didn't give him a chance to take
a step back from the show. I stepped him back
from my show. Next caller, that's we don't have time.
We don't have time for the next caller. But uh,
I hope you've all learned a lesson. Nobody's immune. Nobody's
(35:12):
immune from getting cut off from doctor sex. Reese. I
don't ask for much, but if you say you're going
to be loyal to me, be loyal to me, let's
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gonna do it for for today's episode. Um, today's topic
was a sexual avoidance, and uh, honestly, I I wish
it could have been this whole episode avoidance because um
it wasn't great. I've never had Alzheimer's, but uh, I
do kind of feel like I'm wandering around a street
(36:43):
corner looking for my long dead wife right now. After
that call with Jeremy I don't know what's going to
happen anymore. That was I was blindsided and deaf sided
as well. All my senses have been sided. So until
next time, if there is a neck time, keep your
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