April 5, 2023 • 28 mins
Hi Frankie Quiñones Fans! Enjoy this classic episode of The Franke Quiñones Show with your closest homies.
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Creeper dodges an aggressive hyna. Frankie hosts The Little Homie Awareness Telethon. Craig Robinson calls in.
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Speaker 1 (00:09):
All right, that's my mom. Hello, Hey, what's up, fool?
What's up? Mom? How you doing? I'm still right here.
How are you doing? I'm doing good. You know. I've
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been looking for a manager and I met with one today,
but she was kind of aggressive. I was like, hey,
I have these ideas from my career. She goes, hey,
shut your mouth. I know what you need. And I said, dang,
you know, well that's what you need in your life.
That's what you've had your whole life. Aggressive high us,
keeping your acting check. I haven't been all in check
like that my whole life. All right, Yeah you have,
(00:52):
you just didn't know it, fool. All right, Well, I'm
headed to my troll Offit session with Creeper at the gym.
Then I gotta go hosts Telethon. Right, I love you,
I'll call you later. And two all right, I'll talk
to you soon. We got that laughter for your soul.
And now too, the into the Frankie thing. You're on
this show? Could you spot me bro sh No problem?
(01:16):
And it's too so all right, here we go, homies.
Last one, Hey, last one? All right, that's great. Chin up,
you'll see you got into the session, all right, Congratulations,
you guys did good eh Ay, Ralphie, Homie, try to
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be on time. All right to the next class that
you're always laid and everything. We're gonna get it because
you're goo. You move at a slour pace. But just
try to get her earlier, homie. All right, and don't
forget everybody. Next week's classes at seven thirty. All right,
So congratulations, represent live your life and just be nice
to people and don't act dumb. All right, I'll see
you next week, okay, Hire, Bye? What's thank you for
(02:02):
another awesome chilla Bible? God, you're like a little workers
the out there aren't rare. Yeah, we'll get you up
or whatever. Yeah, Oh my god, you're so strong with
all those cella squats. I bet you could just dance
across the ocean like a little seat doping. Huh oh damn.
(02:24):
I felt like I just heard an episode of National
Geographic Care or something. Yeah, Hey, do you want to
hang out? Creeper? Oh, actually, I gotta fit some other
things into my life right now, but I'll see you
next We get class right all right later, creep mmmmmmmmmmmmh
(02:45):
Hey Homi. Craig Robinson's calling from the office and everything. Hello,
what a creeper. I just see if I get in
one of your classes this week. Brother, of course you
can howe me. You know I could squeeze you into
your Craig Robinson on me. You know, I'm saying, fool
senior in my class. They're like, oh, there's that food
from the Hot Time Bubbles or whatever. I was like,
(03:07):
go and they hey, so yeah, let me see. It
looks like like Thursday, hold me at three pm? Can
you make that class? I can squeeze you in that
one with me perfect. All right, that's what sucks, man.
I've been good on me and all just representing and
my troll off classes, trying to spread positivity hard dude whom,
But to be honest with how many little issue on me?
There's just aggressive Hina homies. She's in one of my
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classes and she keeps coming up to me after every
class and like all up in my face, like hey,
let's kick it, let's get coffee. You know how aggressive
Hinnas can get They Oh yeahsive hinness make me nervous.
Problem one almost get me down to San Antonio. But
jump in the river and swim away. Game. I guess
a lot of them can swim good. It's a trip
on me. I heard that same thing, actually her because
they like flay a lot, so it resists the water
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too much or whatever. But they do pretty good online.
HOLI aggressive hiness because one had gave me a piggyback
right one time. Man, Yeah, we moved at a pretty
good pace or whatever. It's a trip on me. This one.
Like she's cool, she's got a good heart, hold me,
but she's just suppressive. One time she got so close
to my face on me that I noticed like her
nostril hairs ay, and one of them like even wiggled
a little bit, like hey, look at me, you know,
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so it was hard to like focus on what she
was saying. Okay, then Craig Robinson, that's what he keeps shining.
M m m m hey Rubin, come on hoome me.
I'm prettymos and everything, but get your feet off the count. Jay.
I just got a reoposter spent on my bad pretty moon.
(04:35):
I know you're no on all that, all right, but
you keep rinking all the orange juice. Hey, okay, my
bad preeper. I'm just trying to save some fatty oh
so I can get one more case of sprape paint
so I can finish sprape painting my ride. Shoa, what
are you gonna do then? Paint yourself? Yeah yeah, and
I'm gonna do a math finish shit that way when
people shall be like, oh, he's into the new things,
you know, Yeah, all right then or whatever, Hey do
(04:57):
your thing, hold me. Hey, but right now, let's turn
on the TVA because versus Teleton coming on and that
full Frankie is Holstein. All right, everybody be quiet, let's
turn it up. Hey, welcome back, folks. I'm your host,
Frankie Jonas, and this is a little homie awareness. Teleton
cannot thank you guys enough. The donations are pouring in,
the phones are ringing off the hook. You know, I
cannot tell you how honored I am to be a
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part of this, as everybody, everybody in this world deserves
a voice, including little homies. And as you know, little
homies are adult males between the heights of five three
and five to seven, and a lot of times our
voice and our struggles are overlooked by the world and
the general public. So I cannot thank you enough for
being a part of this. And right now we are
(05:40):
actually going to share a success story of a local
little homie, Junior Glaviz. Can we please roll the clip? Hey,
what's the foods? I'm Junior Glavis And yeah, I'm a
little homie and eat d I'm probably like five four
and a half with shoes on with my Air Force
ones food but like just regular fight for with no
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shoes and so yeah, I didn't really didn't have no
confidence in everything. And I was I'm like, didn't have
confidence to even holler at high nize and everything. And
I seen this one fool and she had like good
vibes and everything, but she was bigger than me food
like on all levels, like her size and her weight
and everything, but also just her confidence. And she was
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just like killing it at life food, like has a
good job and everything. So I said, dangful, Like I
don't have a chance, you know. But I went to
the local La Chase Center food, the little Homema Awareness
Center right down figure roll and they had helped me
in everything. Yeah, so we did exercises and everything, and
then I had gained the confidence. I said, you know,
I'm a scar out food and you know this is
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gonna trip you out. But we've been together for seven
months now. Yeah, thank you to a Little Homema Awareness
Foundation for give me the confidence because now I'm in
a relationship food and feel like I'm killing it. Hey,
pretty more, Rubin. Are you okay, homie? Nah? Nah, I'm
not okay, Primo, I'm feeling it. They hear reality, the
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little homies and the struggles and situations that they're going
through because I got a lot of little homies and
they're female. Vatos and gratias for the Little Homie Awareness
Foundation that you've showed me. Hey, that's what's support. They're
primos feemi that you open your eyes to them like that,
because we all go through a lot of things. Hey,
that's right, treeper I'm black that you showed us shots
me because we all go through a lot of things,
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like I remember trying. Wait, Hey, this ain't about you
right now, they all right, It's about the little homies
all right now turn it back on. Hey, folks, welcome back.
I cannot thank you enough for all your calls donations.
You're so blessed not only with you guys, but also
to our volunteers people donating their time here taking your calls.
Let's see we can interview some of them. Hi man,
(07:51):
what's your name? Gabriella, Oh, Gabriella, what gave you the
desire to be here today? Well, my huff, he's a
little homie and sometime when the kids they want the cereal.
Uh huh, he has to use the steps too. Yeah,
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and when he has to do it in front of
the kids, he doesn't feel like a father. But I
know that with the help of that Little Homie Awareness Foundation,
now we will get through this together. That's right, That
is right, Gabriella. Okay, So listeners, viewers, if you hear
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that and see that, you can see these are real
stories coming from real people. So thank you so much.
This is a real issue in our world. So keep calling,
keep donating to the Little Homies Awareness Foundation. We'll be
right back after these messages. Part of the same boring
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(09:22):
been at Mijo N eight. I haven't been inviting up
for around here because every time he comes he always
brings like a warm six pack of like blood Light
or Corse Light. But then he like drinks all of
our colmdelos or whatever. Yeah, carnin last time he should
we pipe that four? What na homie, We don't need
to pip the one and watch out A look, it's
(09:42):
back on, It's back on. Pay attention, hey, folks at
your host, Frankiekionez. Welcome back to the Little Homie Awareness
Foundation Telethon. I'm just gonna cut right to it. It's
the moment of the night we've all been waiting for
our very special guests who oozes party time all around
the world. He's wrote a special tribute song for the
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little homies out there. Please give it up pro big
for Pachanga Alive and I use that potty time every time.
So this woman going to be a special song that
I sing for the little homies. Normally I do big
(10:24):
party time jam, but now I do something chill to
feel the emotion for the little homie. Oh wow, maa,
this feeling I have for the little homies. These guys
are like between five three and five saving in high
You see one, You're like fuck. Wow, this a little guy,
but he's a good time. He's a potty time. Lose
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little homies so small in size you have to scrouch
down to give a high fine. It's really a low
fine for you. But they're so cool. Ma wow, fuck
they never phoned me. Lose little homies, the little homemies.
They make me cry because they're such a good time.
(11:10):
Another body die every time. Wow, those little homies that
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our sponsors. He what's all Homie showed me creepy from
cholo Fie. It's a trip on me because, uh, you know,
you need to get a good night's sleep home, especially myself.
I pray do my cholo fit classes. You need a
good mattress, homi. And some folks don't even have a mattress. Ey.
But that's neither here nor there, Homi. The point is
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that you can't sleep on whatever mattress because I used
to have one and it was hurting my back and everything. Homie, Like,
I even woke up and I had said out and
everybody's like a fool. You don't normally talk like that
because you sound like a buster when you say ouch.
Like that, you know, So I said, oh, dang food.
So I went to Peter pipe Down Mattresses, Homie. I
got a Peter pipe down mattress, and that fool came
(12:13):
through to deliver it, and he was playing the flute
and everything, and he's like a fool, like, get a
good night rest right here on the Peter pipe down mattress.
So I'm like, dang, this is feel pretty magical on everything.
So now I sleep good, homie after my classes, and
my muscles are not even sore anymore, homie, all right,
And so I was gay. It comes to that ten
year warranty, homie, and then it'll probably still be good
(12:35):
after that. You don't even need to use that, but
it's good to know it's there or whatever. All right,
So hey, make sure you check it out and go
to Peter pipe Down Mattress dot com. HOMEI that's what sucked.
M m mmmmmmmmmm awesome looking high creep back. Oh, Becky
(12:59):
from class, Yes, you're at my path. Yeah, I hope
you don't mind. Got your address after gym application? Oh
I'm crazy about fatness, yeah apparently, so so how are
you good? Oh my god? You want to hang out
and talk fetness. Actually, I'm pretty busy right now. So
maybe next time, though, you know, oh oh, I'm doing
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breathing exercises. Creeper join in. You know what, I gotta
kick it with my familia right now, Becky. But maybe
next time you act like you don't remember me. I
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remember you, Becky from class no Celly from Strawberry Festival
two thousand and one. Remember when you port Strawberry suse
all over me about the RVs. You got nasty, Nana.
That wasn't me, Nana, Yes, it was you. You're wearing
that cowboy shit and then you were like, hey, oh
that explains it. I'm a Raiders fan, but you know
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it's a Cowboys fan. Is that fu Henry? So call
Henry about that around. I see that class, right, Beggy,
literally bad damn carnal you rammer at the Strawberry Festival scyless, nah,
I mean she was thinking of somebody else. She's just
all aggressive or whatever aggressive finals are out there. It
reminds me of an ancient story of Eats and Papo. Yeah,
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Pappo had to go to war and eats. Well, she
wanted to get rammed regularly. I need it, So she
went out there to the battlefield and the opponents next
to Papo, and as they were fighting, she pulled out
his armor, pulled out his you know, his spot. I'm
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refer to us this genitalaria ball. And they started ramming
right there, right on the battle filled meat bullets. And
the energy of the ramming was so powerful that the
soldiers stopped fighting at They took a knee and just
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watched as eats on Popol rammed each other's brains off
with passion, with love threshold. And as they round other
soldiers started being sexual with each other. They're not even
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they weren't even above homosexual background doesn't matter. Broads with
the energy of the sexuality that was in the air
from eats on popull rereading this energy our soldiers who
are just ramming each other there instead of fighting each other.
Oh that's warm, dude. It was amazing because it stopped
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the wars and created a train, a train of human
beings ramming each other from all sides. But all those
laws boom boom boom. It changed the world that day.
(16:29):
So that's why you need to respect the energies of
an aggressive hina. Hey, thanks for sharing on g that's
a beautiful story. Ah, yeah, it's a lot of ramming.
Ramming's a powerful thing. Yeah, that's powerful enough to in
the war apparently. M m mmmmmmmmmmmmm. We got that laughter
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(18:07):
last little snip snip girl Dan, Finally all those splittings
are gone. I don't want to ask saying nothing but
everybody was calling you that splitting queen girl. Dang, because
I'm up from across the street. Jac You're all good,
enjoy your weekend, okay, Oh well well well look who's here?
My pretmost everybody creeper and rubin. What do you want?
That's okay, I'm busy right now, Dang. I just came
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to leave you some tale that he is about me
because I wanted to ask you first some advice because
I'm having a little trouble with an aggressive Hina. Like
I appreciate on everything because she signed up in my
Trollo Fit classes, but she comes up to me after
every class pretty much she's like, hey, let's go to coffee,
let's kick it, like kind of talks loud, like close
proximities or whatever, like to my face, and I'm like,
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and she just dropped by the pad too. I was
getting a little creepy for me and like, so I
don't know, I don't know what to do. Creepers having
a problem with that and aggressive Hina, why is that
a problem? Okay, it could be a business opportunity. Automatically,
you think because she wants to go to coffee that
she wants sexual relations. That's the problem with you men.
You're stupid. Oh she wants coffee. She probably wants to ram.
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She could have a business opportunity. Okay. Aggressive hinals know
what they want. You need to respect their energy. Okay,
you need to learn. You have a lot to learn.
You know that you can learn something from my man.
He's been working here for me at the salon. Watch. Hey, Peter, Yeah,
so you know my boyfriend, Peter A. Peter, say hi
to my freemost creeper and rub Oh hey creeper here reader, Peter.
(19:35):
Let me ask you something. What's your general opinion and
aggressive highness? Aggressive highness? But I just said that's what
I just said, answered that question. I don't know why
I said that. Sorry. Yeah, they're trailblazers. That's right. You
hear that. You hear that, creep. Get that through your head. Okay,
aggressive trailblazers. Okay, they blaze all the trails, the freeways,
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the roads, the dirt roads, the pavement roads or whatever,
all of that. It's pretty low. They know what they
want exactly, they know what they want. Okay, we're gonna
sing a little song about actually me and my man
to put it to your thick little skulls. How aggressive
hinnas get down right, Peter? Of course, should I warm
up right now? I know you're already warmed up. Okay,
I'm always you need to get back to work right now.
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So listening that song real quick, respect and love, respecting
the energy of aggressive hinha, the energy of aggressive high
because without aggressive high because without aggressive hing, the world
will be nothing. I would be nothing. I would be nothing.
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I would be less thing nothing, I would be lessening us.
But I embrace the power and surrender to aggressive high nas.
But I embrace the power to aggressive highness. Okay, that's
how I go. Okay, Peter, get back to Okay, you
see that, that's what you do. You need to listen
to that message, and you need to take her to
a movie, or to take her to coffee covert on
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can quits just trying to get into whatever coco puff
you have underneath their cutoffs? Why ask my stuma? Now
get out of here, okay, because I'm busy. I was
just looking at some reviews right now. Man, take her
to watch the flick Primo, got one right on my
phone all movie reviews. Check it out here. So it's
hard of trying to fit in just so dumb. So, hey,
(21:23):
what's up, guys, It's Emo Primo for Mimo Primo's reviews.
This week I reviewed Hot Tip time Machine. It's pretty
limb um it has like time travel and bubbles who
and Craig Robinson shows that he could play the keyboard, like,
oh cool, you're multi talented. Um. So yeah, it was
kind of whatever, and I guess sent me to part two,
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but I don't think anybody watch that, and I don't
really care if you watch part one either. So yeah,
let's Emo Primo's reviews. I'll see you next week. By
Preeper Got listen them out? Left fake come on, push,
creep fat me back? Yeah, creep banks aggressive. Oh hey,
(22:11):
what's up? Yeah, hi Creeper. Oh my god, it talking
this deal. I wonder if you want to hang out
sometime and talk bat Man? Actually yeah, I think I
might be done with him. Yuh. And I wanted to
thank you, oh thank me for what for everybody about Henry?
You were right at west him it rekills our relationship
and now we're back together. Oh either he's like there
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he he switches. You're Nry yeah, un baby, yeah, hell yeah.
It what's up, Creeper A full? When's your next barbecue? Oh, Holmie, Uh,
pretty pretty soon. Hey, I'll be sure to tell you,
but hopefully this time you can bring a cold twelve
Packam all that lows? Ain't they like I always do?
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Huh uh? Actually you never do or whatever, homie, But
I was scared. That's neither here nor there right now. Hey,
but you know what, thank you for introducing me to Becky.
She's my soul mate. Oh soul mates like that? Yeah,
trip for me. Congratulations. Hey, congratulations on your nine that
has hydraulics. I've never seen that before. It's like, dang,
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that's what's up. It's clean. Huh yeah, So congratulations to
you guys. I gotta confess something to me. Yeah. I
was kind of tripping, Becky because you would always come
up to me after our trollok classes and be like, hey,
let's go to coffee, let's go. Oh my god, Creeper,
i's trying to holler at you or something, whoa kinda
or whatever. No, I was just trying to get your
advice over yoga class. I'm launching selling Oh dang trip
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out all right, so maybe we could do that sometime yeah,
we'll not right now, creeper, because we gotta go. We're
gonna go eat. Yeah, We're going to the cheese kick factory.
Romantic all right, see you guys later later, Henry later,
Becky m m mmmmmmmmmmm right, homie, So we go, last
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one back straighting up. Let's right, hear me another eventual
A bit workout sessions endre with our meditation. Everybody gather
around in a circle, hold each other's hands, right, just
think about it, Homie. All the love and everything we
have to be grateful for, Homie. So let's take a
(24:31):
deep breath in inhale the positivity, then exhale all the negativity.
Just boom, get out of here right now. I really
want to deal with you right now, negativity like that,
because we learned a lot this week, homi. We learned
about that little homie awareness foundation, like shout out to
those fools home, because sometimes they'll be standing next to
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somebody that's a lot taller than them and they'll accidentally
hit them with their elbow, like reaching for their phone
or something like boom like, and it's like, oh it
is see you right there, and it's like, well, yeah,
because I'm a little homie, but I'm still a person,
just like how aggressive hinas are people too. Homie and
aggressive hinhas have names and everything, So next time you
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meet one and be like, hey, what's your name? Because
they might have a business opportunity or they might become
your soulmate and everything. All right, so much love whom recreepery,
thanks for representing Cholo Fit. And just a reminder that
next Friday's class is at seven thirty and not seven
All right, that's what's up right there? M m mmmmmmmm.
(25:39):
Hey what's up? Folks? At your host Frankie knows we
have come to the end of our show, but I
have some fantastic news. We have reached our goal once again,
so now over two thousand steps tools we're giving out
across the world. I want to thank all of our donators,
our callers, listeners are volunteers, and of course our special
guests Pachanga, So please don't forget to support your local
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little homies. We walk by a little homie every day,
Say hello, next time, say what's up? Give a high five,
which might be a low fire for them, but it
goes a long way for a little homie. I'm your
host Frankie Quijonez and we'll see you next year on
the lah telethon. Hello, Hey, what's up on? Just finish
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the teletown. We reach our goal again. But I want
to tell you I took your advice and I signed
with that aggressive high night manager. That's right, recognize fool
demiggressive Highness are gonna get you to the next level. Yeah,
it was a trip. It's actually sees my vision before
I even have to explain it to her. Anyways, I'm
on my way to the studio, get a late night
session and with earned dog. All right, tell that fool
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what's up? All right? I will okay love you. I
love you too. Okay m m, that's what's up. Homeboys
and home girls, thanks for kicking it with the Frankie
on this show. Make sure to tune in to the
next episode. Shout out to the iHeartMedia, Familia, cons Olivia
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Nick to the home Boy will Fare on the Big
Money Player's Network. Thank you for giving rats out an
opportunity on the get Down. Much love and respect to
all the listeners on Me to the soul Assassins Familia,
to DJ Muks for the Moosy guy. We'll see you
next time, homies. That's what's up right there, all right,
(27:42):
all right, earn doc. I think we can turn everything
off now, and then we start to sweep up the
floors too, and then your lady at my sandwich, Your
lady ain't my sandwich, so you can give me some
money for that too, or vemmomi
All right, that's my mom. Hello, Hey, what's up, fool?
What's up? Mom? How you doing? I'm still right here.
How are you doing? I'm doing good. You know. I've
(00:30):
been looking for a manager and I met with one today,
but she was kind of aggressive. I was like, hey,
I have these ideas from my career. She goes, hey,
shut your mouth. I know what you need. And I said, dang,
you know, well that's what you need in your life.
That's what you've had your whole life. Aggressive high us,
keeping your acting check. I haven't been all in check
like that my whole life. All right, Yeah you have,
(00:52):
you just didn't know it, fool. All right, Well, I'm
headed to my troll Offit session with Creeper at the gym.
Then I gotta go hosts Telethon. Right, I love you,
I'll call you later. And two all right, I'll talk
to you soon. We got that laughter for your soul.
And now too, the into the Frankie thing. You're on
this show? Could you spot me bro sh No problem?
(01:16):
And it's too so all right, here we go, homies.
Last one, Hey, last one? All right, that's great. Chin up,
you'll see you got into the session, all right, Congratulations,
you guys did good eh Ay, Ralphie, Homie, try to
(01:38):
be on time. All right to the next class that
you're always laid and everything. We're gonna get it because
you're goo. You move at a slour pace. But just
try to get her earlier, homie. All right, and don't
forget everybody. Next week's classes at seven thirty. All right,
So congratulations, represent live your life and just be nice
to people and don't act dumb. All right, I'll see
you next week, okay, Hire, Bye? What's thank you for
(02:02):
another awesome chilla Bible? God, you're like a little workers
the out there aren't rare. Yeah, we'll get you up
or whatever. Yeah, Oh my god, you're so strong with
all those cella squats. I bet you could just dance
across the ocean like a little seat doping. Huh oh damn.
(02:24):
I felt like I just heard an episode of National
Geographic Care or something. Yeah, Hey, do you want to
hang out? Creeper? Oh, actually, I gotta fit some other
things into my life right now, but I'll see you
next We get class right all right later, creep mmmmmmmmmmmmh
(02:45):
Hey Homi. Craig Robinson's calling from the office and everything. Hello,
what a creeper. I just see if I get in
one of your classes this week. Brother, of course you
can howe me. You know I could squeeze you into
your Craig Robinson on me. You know, I'm saying, fool
senior in my class. They're like, oh, there's that food
from the Hot Time Bubbles or whatever. I was like,
(03:07):
go and they hey, so yeah, let me see. It
looks like like Thursday, hold me at three pm? Can
you make that class? I can squeeze you in that
one with me perfect. All right, that's what sucks, man.
I've been good on me and all just representing and
my troll off classes, trying to spread positivity hard dude whom,
But to be honest with how many little issue on me?
There's just aggressive Hina homies. She's in one of my
(03:29):
classes and she keeps coming up to me after every
class and like all up in my face, like hey,
let's kick it, let's get coffee. You know how aggressive
Hinnas can get They Oh yeahsive hinness make me nervous.
Problem one almost get me down to San Antonio. But
jump in the river and swim away. Game. I guess
a lot of them can swim good. It's a trip
on me. I heard that same thing, actually her because
they like flay a lot, so it resists the water
(03:51):
too much or whatever. But they do pretty good online.
HOLI aggressive hiness because one had gave me a piggyback
right one time. Man, Yeah, we moved at a pretty
good pace or whatever. It's a trip on me. This one.
Like she's cool, she's got a good heart, hold me,
but she's just suppressive. One time she got so close
to my face on me that I noticed like her
nostril hairs ay, and one of them like even wiggled
a little bit, like hey, look at me, you know,
(04:13):
so it was hard to like focus on what she
was saying. Okay, then Craig Robinson, that's what he keeps shining.
M m m m hey Rubin, come on hoome me.
I'm prettymos and everything, but get your feet off the count. Jay.
I just got a reoposter spent on my bad pretty moon.
(04:35):
I know you're no on all that, all right, but
you keep rinking all the orange juice. Hey, okay, my
bad preeper. I'm just trying to save some fatty oh
so I can get one more case of sprape paint
so I can finish sprape painting my ride. Shoa, what
are you gonna do then? Paint yourself? Yeah yeah, and
I'm gonna do a math finish shit that way when
people shall be like, oh, he's into the new things,
you know, Yeah, all right then or whatever, Hey do
(04:57):
your thing, hold me. Hey, but right now, let's turn
on the TVA because versus Teleton coming on and that
full Frankie is Holstein. All right, everybody be quiet, let's
turn it up. Hey, welcome back, folks. I'm your host,
Frankie Jonas, and this is a little homie awareness. Teleton
cannot thank you guys enough. The donations are pouring in,
the phones are ringing off the hook. You know, I
cannot tell you how honored I am to be a
(05:19):
part of this, as everybody, everybody in this world deserves
a voice, including little homies. And as you know, little
homies are adult males between the heights of five three
and five to seven, and a lot of times our
voice and our struggles are overlooked by the world and
the general public. So I cannot thank you enough for
being a part of this. And right now we are
(05:40):
actually going to share a success story of a local
little homie, Junior Glaviz. Can we please roll the clip? Hey,
what's the foods? I'm Junior Glavis And yeah, I'm a
little homie and eat d I'm probably like five four
and a half with shoes on with my Air Force
ones food but like just regular fight for with no
(06:02):
shoes and so yeah, I didn't really didn't have no
confidence in everything. And I was I'm like, didn't have
confidence to even holler at high nize and everything. And
I seen this one fool and she had like good
vibes and everything, but she was bigger than me food
like on all levels, like her size and her weight
and everything, but also just her confidence. And she was
(06:23):
just like killing it at life food, like has a
good job and everything. So I said, dangful, Like I
don't have a chance, you know. But I went to
the local La Chase Center food, the little Homema Awareness
Center right down figure roll and they had helped me
in everything. Yeah, so we did exercises and everything, and
then I had gained the confidence. I said, you know,
I'm a scar out food and you know this is
(06:44):
gonna trip you out. But we've been together for seven
months now. Yeah, thank you to a Little Homema Awareness
Foundation for give me the confidence because now I'm in
a relationship food and feel like I'm killing it. Hey,
pretty more, Rubin. Are you okay, homie? Nah? Nah, I'm
not okay, Primo, I'm feeling it. They hear reality, the
(07:08):
little homies and the struggles and situations that they're going
through because I got a lot of little homies and
they're female. Vatos and gratias for the Little Homie Awareness
Foundation that you've showed me. Hey, that's what's support. They're
primos feemi that you open your eyes to them like that,
because we all go through a lot of things. Hey,
that's right, treeper I'm black that you showed us shots
me because we all go through a lot of things,
(07:30):
like I remember trying. Wait, Hey, this ain't about you
right now, they all right, It's about the little homies
all right now turn it back on. Hey, folks, welcome back.
I cannot thank you enough for all your calls donations.
You're so blessed not only with you guys, but also
to our volunteers people donating their time here taking your calls.
Let's see we can interview some of them. Hi man,
(07:51):
what's your name? Gabriella, Oh, Gabriella, what gave you the
desire to be here today? Well, my huff, he's a
little homie and sometime when the kids they want the cereal.
Uh huh, he has to use the steps too. Yeah,
(08:13):
and when he has to do it in front of
the kids, he doesn't feel like a father. But I
know that with the help of that Little Homie Awareness Foundation,
now we will get through this together. That's right, That
is right, Gabriella. Okay, So listeners, viewers, if you hear
(08:36):
that and see that, you can see these are real
stories coming from real people. So thank you so much.
This is a real issue in our world. So keep calling,
keep donating to the Little Homies Awareness Foundation. We'll be
right back after these messages. Part of the same boring
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Hit the switches. Cardinaloooo a fir or your homie. Henry
(09:22):
been at Mijo N eight. I haven't been inviting up
for around here because every time he comes he always
brings like a warm six pack of like blood Light
or Corse Light. But then he like drinks all of
our colmdelos or whatever. Yeah, carnin last time he should
we pipe that four? What na homie, We don't need
to pip the one and watch out A look, it's
(09:42):
back on, It's back on. Pay attention, hey, folks at
your host, Frankiekionez. Welcome back to the Little Homie Awareness
Foundation Telethon. I'm just gonna cut right to it. It's
the moment of the night we've all been waiting for
our very special guests who oozes party time all around
the world. He's wrote a special tribute song for the
(10:03):
little homies out there. Please give it up pro big
for Pachanga Alive and I use that potty time every time.
So this woman going to be a special song that
I sing for the little homies. Normally I do big
(10:24):
party time jam, but now I do something chill to
feel the emotion for the little homie. Oh wow, maa,
this feeling I have for the little homies. These guys
are like between five three and five saving in high
You see one, You're like fuck. Wow, this a little guy,
but he's a good time. He's a potty time. Lose
(10:47):
little homies so small in size you have to scrouch
down to give a high fine. It's really a low
fine for you. But they're so cool. Ma wow, fuck
they never phoned me. Lose little homies, the little homemies.
They make me cry because they're such a good time.
(11:10):
Another body die every time. Wow, those little homies that
dole moon Homie, thank you for mmmmmmm now work from
(11:31):
our sponsors. He what's all Homie showed me creepy from
cholo Fie. It's a trip on me because, uh, you know,
you need to get a good night's sleep home, especially myself.
I pray do my cholo fit classes. You need a
good mattress, homi. And some folks don't even have a mattress. Ey.
But that's neither here nor there, Homi. The point is
(11:51):
that you can't sleep on whatever mattress because I used
to have one and it was hurting my back and everything. Homie, Like,
I even woke up and I had said out and
everybody's like a fool. You don't normally talk like that
because you sound like a buster when you say ouch.
Like that, you know, So I said, oh, dang food.
So I went to Peter pipe Down Mattresses, Homie. I
got a Peter pipe down mattress, and that fool came
(12:13):
through to deliver it, and he was playing the flute
and everything, and he's like a fool, like, get a
good night rest right here on the Peter pipe down mattress.
So I'm like, dang, this is feel pretty magical on everything.
So now I sleep good, homie after my classes, and
my muscles are not even sore anymore, homie, all right,
And so I was gay. It comes to that ten
year warranty, homie, and then it'll probably still be good
(12:35):
after that. You don't even need to use that, but
it's good to know it's there or whatever. All right,
So hey, make sure you check it out and go
to Peter pipe Down Mattress dot com. HOMEI that's what sucked.
M m mmmmmmmmmm awesome looking high creep back. Oh, Becky
(12:59):
from class, Yes, you're at my path. Yeah, I hope
you don't mind. Got your address after gym application? Oh
I'm crazy about fatness, yeah apparently, so so how are
you good? Oh my god? You want to hang out
and talk fetness. Actually, I'm pretty busy right now. So
maybe next time, though, you know, oh oh, I'm doing
(13:23):
breathing exercises. Creeper join in. You know what, I gotta
kick it with my familia right now, Becky. But maybe
next time you act like you don't remember me. I
(13:44):
remember you, Becky from class no Celly from Strawberry Festival
two thousand and one. Remember when you port Strawberry suse
all over me about the RVs. You got nasty, Nana.
That wasn't me, Nana, Yes, it was you. You're wearing
that cowboy shit and then you were like, hey, oh
that explains it. I'm a Raiders fan, but you know
(14:05):
it's a Cowboys fan. Is that fu Henry? So call
Henry about that around. I see that class, right, Beggy,
literally bad damn carnal you rammer at the Strawberry Festival scyless, nah,
I mean she was thinking of somebody else. She's just
all aggressive or whatever aggressive finals are out there. It
reminds me of an ancient story of Eats and Papo. Yeah,
(14:31):
Pappo had to go to war and eats. Well, she
wanted to get rammed regularly. I need it, So she
went out there to the battlefield and the opponents next
to Papo, and as they were fighting, she pulled out
his armor, pulled out his you know, his spot. I'm
(14:59):
refer to us this genitalaria ball. And they started ramming
right there, right on the battle filled meat bullets. And
the energy of the ramming was so powerful that the
soldiers stopped fighting at They took a knee and just
(15:22):
watched as eats on Popol rammed each other's brains off
with passion, with love threshold. And as they round other
soldiers started being sexual with each other. They're not even
(15:45):
they weren't even above homosexual background doesn't matter. Broads with
the energy of the sexuality that was in the air
from eats on popull rereading this energy our soldiers who
are just ramming each other there instead of fighting each other.
Oh that's warm, dude. It was amazing because it stopped
(16:08):
the wars and created a train, a train of human
beings ramming each other from all sides. But all those
laws boom boom boom. It changed the world that day.
(16:29):
So that's why you need to respect the energies of
an aggressive hina. Hey, thanks for sharing on g that's
a beautiful story. Ah, yeah, it's a lot of ramming.
Ramming's a powerful thing. Yeah, that's powerful enough to in
the war apparently. M m mmmmmmmmmmmmm. We got that laughter
(17:02):
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(18:07):
last little snip snip girl Dan, Finally all those splittings
are gone. I don't want to ask saying nothing but
everybody was calling you that splitting queen girl. Dang, because
I'm up from across the street. Jac You're all good,
enjoy your weekend, okay, Oh well well well look who's here?
My pretmost everybody creeper and rubin. What do you want?
That's okay, I'm busy right now, Dang. I just came
(18:29):
to leave you some tale that he is about me
because I wanted to ask you first some advice because
I'm having a little trouble with an aggressive Hina. Like
I appreciate on everything because she signed up in my
Trollo Fit classes, but she comes up to me after
every class pretty much she's like, hey, let's go to coffee,
let's kick it, like kind of talks loud, like close
proximities or whatever, like to my face, and I'm like,
(18:52):
and she just dropped by the pad too. I was
getting a little creepy for me and like, so I
don't know, I don't know what to do. Creepers having
a problem with that and aggressive Hina, why is that
a problem? Okay, it could be a business opportunity. Automatically,
you think because she wants to go to coffee that
she wants sexual relations. That's the problem with you men.
You're stupid. Oh she wants coffee. She probably wants to ram.
(19:14):
She could have a business opportunity. Okay. Aggressive hinals know
what they want. You need to respect their energy. Okay,
you need to learn. You have a lot to learn.
You know that you can learn something from my man.
He's been working here for me at the salon. Watch. Hey, Peter, Yeah,
so you know my boyfriend, Peter A. Peter, say hi
to my freemost creeper and rub Oh hey creeper here reader, Peter.
(19:35):
Let me ask you something. What's your general opinion and
aggressive highness? Aggressive highness? But I just said that's what
I just said, answered that question. I don't know why
I said that. Sorry. Yeah, they're trailblazers. That's right. You
hear that. You hear that, creep. Get that through your head. Okay,
aggressive trailblazers. Okay, they blaze all the trails, the freeways,
(19:55):
the roads, the dirt roads, the pavement roads or whatever,
all of that. It's pretty low. They know what they
want exactly, they know what they want. Okay, we're gonna
sing a little song about actually me and my man
to put it to your thick little skulls. How aggressive
hinnas get down right, Peter? Of course, should I warm
up right now? I know you're already warmed up. Okay,
I'm always you need to get back to work right now.
(20:17):
So listening that song real quick, respect and love, respecting
the energy of aggressive hinha, the energy of aggressive high
because without aggressive high because without aggressive hing, the world
will be nothing. I would be nothing. I would be nothing.
(20:38):
I would be less thing nothing, I would be lessening us.
But I embrace the power and surrender to aggressive high nas.
But I embrace the power to aggressive highness. Okay, that's
how I go. Okay, Peter, get back to Okay, you
see that, that's what you do. You need to listen
to that message, and you need to take her to
a movie, or to take her to coffee covert on
(21:00):
can quits just trying to get into whatever coco puff
you have underneath their cutoffs? Why ask my stuma? Now
get out of here, okay, because I'm busy. I was
just looking at some reviews right now. Man, take her
to watch the flick Primo, got one right on my
phone all movie reviews. Check it out here. So it's
hard of trying to fit in just so dumb. So, hey,
(21:23):
what's up, guys, It's Emo Primo for Mimo Primo's reviews.
This week I reviewed Hot Tip time Machine. It's pretty
limb um it has like time travel and bubbles who
and Craig Robinson shows that he could play the keyboard, like,
oh cool, you're multi talented. Um. So yeah, it was
kind of whatever, and I guess sent me to part two,
(21:45):
but I don't think anybody watch that, and I don't
really care if you watch part one either. So yeah,
let's Emo Primo's reviews. I'll see you next week. By
Preeper Got listen them out? Left fake come on, push,
creep fat me back? Yeah, creep banks aggressive. Oh hey,
(22:11):
what's up? Yeah, hi Creeper. Oh my god, it talking
this deal. I wonder if you want to hang out
sometime and talk bat Man? Actually yeah, I think I
might be done with him. Yuh. And I wanted to
thank you, oh thank me for what for everybody about Henry?
You were right at west him it rekills our relationship
and now we're back together. Oh either he's like there
(22:34):
he he switches. You're Nry yeah, un baby, yeah, hell yeah.
It what's up, Creeper A full? When's your next barbecue? Oh, Holmie, Uh,
pretty pretty soon. Hey, I'll be sure to tell you,
but hopefully this time you can bring a cold twelve
Packam all that lows? Ain't they like I always do?
(22:55):
Huh uh? Actually you never do or whatever, homie, But
I was scared. That's neither here nor there right now. Hey,
but you know what, thank you for introducing me to Becky.
She's my soul mate. Oh soul mates like that? Yeah,
trip for me. Congratulations. Hey, congratulations on your nine that
has hydraulics. I've never seen that before. It's like, dang,
(23:17):
that's what's up. It's clean. Huh yeah, So congratulations to
you guys. I gotta confess something to me. Yeah. I
was kind of tripping, Becky because you would always come
up to me after our trollok classes and be like, hey,
let's go to coffee, let's go. Oh my god, Creeper,
i's trying to holler at you or something, whoa kinda
or whatever. No, I was just trying to get your
advice over yoga class. I'm launching selling Oh dang trip
(23:39):
out all right, so maybe we could do that sometime yeah,
we'll not right now, creeper, because we gotta go. We're
gonna go eat. Yeah, We're going to the cheese kick factory.
Romantic all right, see you guys later later, Henry later,
Becky m m mmmmmmmmmmm right, homie, So we go, last
(24:10):
one back straighting up. Let's right, hear me another eventual
A bit workout sessions endre with our meditation. Everybody gather
around in a circle, hold each other's hands, right, just
think about it, Homie. All the love and everything we
have to be grateful for, Homie. So let's take a
(24:31):
deep breath in inhale the positivity, then exhale all the negativity.
Just boom, get out of here right now. I really
want to deal with you right now, negativity like that,
because we learned a lot this week, homi. We learned
about that little homie awareness foundation, like shout out to
those fools home, because sometimes they'll be standing next to
(24:52):
somebody that's a lot taller than them and they'll accidentally
hit them with their elbow, like reaching for their phone
or something like boom like, and it's like, oh it
is see you right there, and it's like, well, yeah,
because I'm a little homie, but I'm still a person,
just like how aggressive hinas are people too. Homie and
aggressive hinhas have names and everything, So next time you
(25:13):
meet one and be like, hey, what's your name? Because
they might have a business opportunity or they might become
your soulmate and everything. All right, so much love whom recreepery,
thanks for representing Cholo Fit. And just a reminder that
next Friday's class is at seven thirty and not seven
All right, that's what's up right there? M m mmmmmmmm.
(25:39):
Hey what's up? Folks? At your host Frankie knows we
have come to the end of our show, but I
have some fantastic news. We have reached our goal once again,
so now over two thousand steps tools we're giving out
across the world. I want to thank all of our donators,
our callers, listeners are volunteers, and of course our special
guests Pachanga, So please don't forget to support your local
(26:02):
little homies. We walk by a little homie every day,
Say hello, next time, say what's up? Give a high five,
which might be a low fire for them, but it
goes a long way for a little homie. I'm your
host Frankie Quijonez and we'll see you next year on
the lah telethon. Hello, Hey, what's up on? Just finish
(26:37):
the teletown. We reach our goal again. But I want
to tell you I took your advice and I signed
with that aggressive high night manager. That's right, recognize fool
demiggressive Highness are gonna get you to the next level. Yeah,
it was a trip. It's actually sees my vision before
I even have to explain it to her. Anyways, I'm
on my way to the studio, get a late night
session and with earned dog. All right, tell that fool
(26:59):
what's up? All right? I will okay love you. I
love you too. Okay m m, that's what's up. Homeboys
and home girls, thanks for kicking it with the Frankie
on this show. Make sure to tune in to the
next episode. Shout out to the iHeartMedia, Familia, cons Olivia
(27:20):
Nick to the home Boy will Fare on the Big
Money Player's Network. Thank you for giving rats out an
opportunity on the get Down. Much love and respect to
all the listeners on Me to the soul Assassins Familia,
to DJ Muks for the Moosy guy. We'll see you
next time, homies. That's what's up right there, all right,
(27:42):
all right, earn doc. I think we can turn everything
off now, and then we start to sweep up the
floors too, and then your lady at my sandwich, Your
lady ain't my sandwich, so you can give me some
money for that too, or vemmomi
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