F*cking Idiot (with Marcella Arguello)

One of Frankie’s closest homies Marcella Arguello visits the studio to talk about her new stand up special, “Bitch, Grow Up!” (HBO Max). Find out about their special dance move and why she angrily peeled out of a DTLA parking lot. Plus more Astrologicals with Creeper.

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:01):
We got that laughter for your soul. And now to
get into the breaking on this show. I'm prideful every
fucking day. Bro. Oh hell, you got your arm done? Yeah,
that's cool, right, that's what's up. Yeah, doom and doom
mass Marcella got tattooed on her arm. Oh who's that
Hanna and the tai the Yeah yeah, hey, arnold man,

(00:24):
how's a good show. And that's your pops right, No,
oh yeah, that's right, that got killed. Damn that was
clean right there, right, and no full back back on
when interlocked to oh nine, your sister's tattoo, yeah, signature, right,

(00:46):
she did wear on your tip, it's right? Yeah, oh
danged right there. I'm free like a butterfly. Hey, what's up, homies.
Welcome to the Frankie you know the show podcasts, your boy, Frankie,
I got the super Homegirl comedy Ermana Marcela on the building.

(01:08):
Remember dance don't have to finally get you on here.
For those who don't know, we have known this for
for I know how you're trying to act like you
don't give fun this big I gotta get excited like that,
like finally, it's all trying to get her on and
uh yeah, you know your friends, Like, damn, what's wrong
with friends? I mean the people that know we knowed

(01:32):
each other forever and that intro though, Okay, I'm so
excited to have my you know, a long time homie.
She's actually a family friend. Now she's infiltrated into my
whole family. How you your tone is starting to each other? Yeah,
it's oh yeah, she's here. Yeah, I guess. Uh no, yeah,

(01:59):
it's been a long time. I think we started out
around the same time. That's true, but yeah, right, I
don't know. I mean I've been doing it longer than you,
for sure. For real, this September will be seventeen years. Okay,
so then we're the same. But I didn't see you
because you're still down there. Oh damn, here we go,
short Joe's well your toss fun the homie. Come on

(02:19):
six to six to six too, man, I'm five six.
Oh yeah, supposedly, damn all right, we're gonna come on
here and attack me on my own podcast and ship.
It's supposedly your five six. That's not even love it
and I'm like five six and a half on alright,
When you love your hair, then you became five six,

(02:40):
Get out of here. I can still grow it up front.
I just got the helicopter patty, you know. But once
we started doing the Hulu show, was like, all right,
I'm just gonna keep shaving it over. So's funny. But
you can see because you're high up, so you can see,
like the black of my head is blinding. It's shiny,
it's blinding. Come down, it's pretty shiny though. But yeah, yeah,

(03:02):
I pumped to have you on. You got the special
coming out. What's an actual date? The release date? February ten, HBO,
HBO Max February ten, HBO h Film Max was the
name of it. Bitch Grow Up a Bit. That's right.
I knew that already, Bitch, grow Up, grow up not
the expert, I didn't. I did not approve the exclamation
point on that title because I don't use exclamation points
when I speak. So yeah, when you speak, you definitely

(03:26):
talked with exclamation points. But but yeah, I guys directed it.
That's the Home Girls. Yeah, yeah, she's cool as hell. Man.
Uh yeah, yeah, so you had a lot of fun
to it. Were you filming at in New York? Oh
that's right, that's right. It was It was dope. It

(03:46):
was hell of fun It was two shows, but I
killed the first one, so that's all the special is
this this one show. The second show, Ida was like,
do whatever you want, because you nailed it on the
first show. Do whatever. It was hell of funny because
I have this old joke about how this this. I
was at a club and this bouncer looked at my
I d and he was like, California, you gave me
a New York vibe. And I was like, did you

(04:08):
just call me a bit? And I said that in
New York and they fucking booed me. At the second show,
I was begging I had to put it in. I
was like, put it in because it was so fucking funny.
Bowed my ass and then I like, I had this
other ship I said at Maria and the whole podcast
because I was like, oh New York, Oh the student

(04:28):
I never sleep, well, maybe you should because y'all got
a fucking attitude. And then they blitz broke. They started
sucking busting up. It was hilarious. I wish we could.
That could have been in the special, because I mean
to get booed out a show like you're taping for
HBO sucking for you. That's cool, right, not everybody. The
directors like, now we're gonna edit that out, girl, Like
you're like, you reminded me of how Like remember Bill

(04:52):
Burr had that one special on that bitch was heckling
him and that kind of made everything tense in the
room and then he fucking was able to of course
handle because he's a pro. Oh yeah, I love that moment.
He left it in the special, and not every comedian
will leave that type of awkward ship in the special,
you know. I mean, dude, that's his thing. Man. Ever
since I saw that what he did at that Philadelphia crowd,
like oh my gosh, from booing him the cheery for

(05:16):
because it was be on booing. It was like Apollo
Theater type. They were like throwing ship on stage and
he was like just dodging ship and being like fuck you, motherfucker's. Yeah,
remind me of that, you know, like that that energy
that Bernie Mac like, I scared of you, motherfucker's. Yeah.
I was bringing it in, but she was like, now
we already had too much time. I kind of went
over at the thirty minutes, you know, so okay, cool, cool, cool,

(05:37):
it was funny. It was a highlight of money. Yeah,
I'm looking forward to seeing it all or the trailers
out for it was out. Yeah, just so cool, cool,
get out and then it comes was in February, February,
February tense, February tent, February tent. So you know, this Friday,
all this Friday, so like yeah, if you you know
the married couples that don't want to go out for

(05:57):
Valentine stay in February tenth. You know, a little romantic
evening and were talking ship. Wadn't even tell the days after,
I know, but it's Tuesday now, that weekend as everybody
likes to like, you know, the coupled up people, they
know better than to be out on February fourteen. You know,
they make reservations for the weekend. Oh yeah, it is
a whole thing. You can't even get reservations. And so

(06:20):
stay in. If you broke gass, stay in treator to
my special bitch. So I said, you've been kicking out
with the five years? Are you've been ever since pandemic?
You've been going back up to my desk A lot
o I lovet l A dang what Yeah, I would
Oh yeah, I mean I've always been that way though.

(06:40):
I mean we've been coming here since we were kids,
you know, like we would come during the summer and
like with the guyahone go back to school shopping type ship.
LA is like not it doesn't feel far. And yeah,
during the pandemic, I went to Sun Josday Stay with
my friend Rosie. I was out there pizza the Pizza
Friday crew shout out to him. And then I was
there for six months and then I went to Medesto
and I've been in medest with this whole time. Oh

(07:00):
the Pizza Friday crew, I know that crew. Okay, yeah
they were down here. What was it your So for
those of all you'll know, like when we do our
thing on the dance floor because I'm the little homie
and sells you know, six to well, you know, but
we do a move where I'm like backing it up

(07:20):
like your freeking me from behind, but I end up
deeping out in between your legs that it wasn't your
birthday or something like that album release party, release party,
my album The Woke Bully. People still love it, Yeah,
The Woke Bully. Check out that album. But that at
that album release party. We were doing that move and
I got excited. I was between your legs like I

(07:42):
was on your back. Yeah. And then I got up
and you were riding me like a like a was
a bull or a little bull or something. But then
you straight, you stood up straight. I didn't meet too.
It wasn't on the stand up all the ways. I
thought you were gonna like slide off on the ground.
I did. Oh me, So I fell back. I hit

(08:02):
my back on the stage. Yeah, and there was a
stage right there. I felt so bad, bro, I thought
I was paralyzed for life. I was scared as fun.
But honestly, all I did was knocked the wind down
to me, like made me sore and ship, But it's
not that. That's what scared me. Is that like it
sucking stopped. I could see it in your eyes because
I turned around and then I was like oh And
then I saw the stage right there. I'm like, oh, Ship,

(08:23):
this bitious hit her back on the stage like falling
off my back and like, yeah, it's not fun. Not
our best moment, I know. I kept checking in on
you good. I was like, man, that's all good. I
don't even trip it. You owe me a sandwich. Still
I do owe your sound. Yeah, I got you, I

(08:46):
got you a damn. But yeah, it's been a it's
been such a long road. Uh. I remember the Il
Parada days. We would get our dance on there. Remember
they used to be back after I just found picture.
You look much younger, I'll tell you that right now,
full head of hair, look like ship to ankle, brains

(09:08):
and injuries and ship and fucking We're gonna cut that out.
We're gonna run that back and we get old good.
But it's funny because we're like literally in mid dance.
We're not dancing with each other, but we're dancing to
each other, and you're like, hell, I'm gonna find it.
You can post, yeah me you Cativasco. I forget who
else is in the picture, maybe Janine, but like, yeah,
those were we always got down. Yeah, we always dance,

(09:32):
so yeah that was fun. Oh dude, Yeah we had
some good nights. Those old photos that you're the one
that sometimes I'll pop up on the memory of somebody
that was like my space days and ship, like, yeah,
I was always taking pictures back then. Yeah, you always
had pictures of some of them you have, like damn man,
I'll be looking at the ship or like the clothes
I had, Like remember that sweater I looked it. Yeah,

(09:53):
it feels corny too sometimes, like be taking pictures all
the time in the moment. But then fucking seventeen years
and yeah, like damn, we were young and then it
was still like you were. You had like you were
carrying a camera, like a digital camera up. Yeah, like
the photos on cell phones were like I think they
had just started out. They weren't even that good. The
good quality was still in the digital cameras. Yeah, yeah,

(10:17):
that's good old day. Oh man. We just had Rudy
out here too. We were talking about Operado shout shout
at out Kiko and sparks everybody as why try to
wake trying to holler at you more? Oh you know
he tries to act like he doesn't, but yeah, you know,
dude that are so comfortable getting rejected that they don't.

(10:37):
It's just so normal because they don't even trip. He's
like that, I'm gonna try, but it's okay if you
reject me. Yeah, yeah, it's it's all good. And I'm
uncomfortable with Rudy now, but no, he's cool though. Yeah,
I know that Rudy's cool man, he's a trip, he's

(10:58):
a good time. So modesto to a night o't till
I died. I kind of want to get to a
nine tattooed a friend. But what if they changed the
area code? I got home, they got a new one,
they got three oh two. Now they got a new
area code coming into Medesto. Yeah see, I'm thinking about
getting a three O two number. Imagine all the fools
I got the two or nine that are going to

(11:19):
be a different area code. I'm like, it's too risky.
I'm gonna one of my friends, my brother's best friend,
Cobalt shout out to Brandon. He has modesto and like
cursive on his chest. I'm like, damn, that's that's hard.
I like that. Damn you would go hell, I want
to get a neck tattoo. Yeah to a nine on
your next Oh, I mean that made to have me

(11:40):
two hood and said, come on, you got TV work
to do this ship. They're gonna have to be air pressures.
This is the astrologicals creeper right, all right, holding, And

(12:01):
the next one is that jam and night Horse called
for twente a alright, and they're symbol or animal thing
or whatever is the twins on me? All right, So
duality runs in your character a alright, gemin night fool
or haa whatever vato um. So how you know, how
about this, hey, how about reshaping yourself to embrace the

(12:24):
best in the year, you know what I mean? So like, like,
you know, take a little different approach on me. Like
you know, I'm saying, you've got twins inside you, like
the you know, the este the Winko bosses or or
the ones from the Fuller House A or full Houses
as the Mary Kay and actually the Olsen twins told me,

(12:44):
you know, and they were like, hey, you got it, dude,
um and they said that it's back to each other
like oh dang um. So you know, embrace it like
that on me, because you need to embrace change on me,
but be careful because not all changes good. Like well,
Mary Kay and actually all sins ay they had stopped

(13:04):
doing kids movies and they quit eating and their eyes
got all sunk into their heads on me, and everybody's like, hey,
what's up, like these fools dying or what and they're like, nah,
for actually we're bothering out of control and we just
started hooking up with old ravottos and started doing a
bunch of cocaine. So actually, and it's real good cocaine too,
because I don't know if you heard it, but as

(13:25):
the Full House went into syndication like over like about
twenty years ago, and they still play that ship and
so everybody's like, dang, you're right, because I had just
watching an episode the other day and they're like, yeah,
fool So like we're doing the bombs cocaine and we're
we're good. So everybody's all right, my bad, we're tripping
because your eyes were all sunking in but I guess
that you're just um all highest funk or whatever. So congratulations, um,

(13:48):
because and that's feed to home because they're at you know,
only they're twins that you know, they're sharing vottos and
and and bags of cocaine and the best cocaine in
the world apparently, and so you know you can't hear
on that HOI. So so yeah, so geminis on me
work on healthy practices regularly, homie alright, health wise, professionally

(14:08):
and financially alright, and make some necessary modifications and you know,
so I was three, will become your dream year homie,
all right, and you're gonna be right there like dang,
it's they uh, you gotta dude um. And she's like
telling her her sister, you gotta dude and passing another

(14:29):
old fools follow right to her aid I'll do that
line and your turn to get this follow right here?
All right? So what's up? And a famous Gemini homie
is Kendrick lamar A, So I's what's up right there?
So that about those from right here and lossay and
he represents for the city of Compton or whatever. And
you know he don't even he don't even party or nothing.

(14:51):
I mean, he just does hip hop a and just
you know, and he's a very kind of private, private dude.
You know, it's not all he's not all sucking a
snapchats or Instagrams. And here's where I'm at today. You
don't really do like that, homie. He's just like, now,
I'm gonna drop an album and I'm gonna wait another
ten years and you'll get another one. But you don't
for now. You don't know what I'm doing there because

(15:12):
that's what that's how I do it. And he's a Gemini, holmi.
So you know. And then I asked him and say, hey, homie,
like you wanna do like you want to get on
this podcast and you know, just talk about the way
you started and wrapped everything. And he goes, yeah, all right,
yeah Bish, yeah Bish, And I said, oh he said
it twice because he's a Gemini, so that your bish

(15:33):
had a twin. He goes, yeah, Bish, and I go, damn,
just call me a bich. But I was honored because
instead that was Kendrick Amari. All right, that's what's ups,
all right, Holmie. Now the next one is the Pisces
Horrors called Babe for three on me and that symbol
or the animal of it or there is a fish alright,

(15:54):
So first things first on me, be grateful for what
you have Pisces homies, all right, because you know you
got your little fins right there, a little tail and
everything like it'd be like thank you, um. And your
yearly horoscope is urging you, you know, to do that,
you know, to be grateful and everything all right, and
all aspects of your life, the planetary transits will allow

(16:16):
you to spread happiness and attract the same in your life.
On me, you know what I mean? So you gotta
work on that model home as that you know, one
good deed per day on me. So just do something
feeding me at for somebody, even if it's a stranger,
like I don't even know you like that, but hey,
you know, here's a little something, a little orange out
in my backpack or something like that, you know, or
do something for somebody that you do know, like you

(16:39):
know your ladies. Hey, you never do nothing for me
and never say nothing. I never do nothing nice for me.
She's all complaining like that. So you're like, all right,
well I'm gonna do a good deed for you right now.
And just hey, there you go. You know, you give
her like a I don't know, like a little like
a little bagel or something. You put a little cream cheese,
you know what I'm saying on me. You know you
can put a little if you want to give her

(17:01):
a fancy he could put They call it locks, ay,
And I remember the first time hold me, I was like, locks,
what it is that? I felt kind of dumb, but
I didn't want to say that, but I was curious,
I said, because you know, I like the locks or
whatever the hip hop crew um money power spec where
you needed like money power spell, I said, asked the
locks say, So, I thought, all this bagel is gonna

(17:22):
be all gangster with it or just be about money
power respect. But it came out and it was actually
fish salmon on me. So I said, well, I don't
think why don't they just say salmon bagel? Why is
it locks on me? So to this day, Homi, it's
a mystery. I don't know why they say like that, um,
But either way, HOI that you know that's neither here

(17:44):
nor there. Only the point is you gotta be gratefuy
for that salmon a k locks um that went onto
your bagel right there. And then I gave it to
my lady to be like, hey see I did something
nice for you, and she's like, oh, dagn we're all
high class right now, and I said, it's not that
high class me still a bagel, you know, all right,
So I's what's up? So, because you know who mean

(18:05):
when you when you get a good deal and it
really helps out in your horoscope also fore tells you
who me that you know you have a high chance
of running into pessimism every now and then, all right,
and that's kind of a trip a because for a
long time, Homi. For a lot of years, ay I
thought that pessimism was like the author or the handle

(18:26):
that would come to get rid of if you had
ants or termite to whatever. Like, hey, we'll call that
pessimism and you're gonna come, you know, so they're not
going into the bread or eating a jelly that has
spilled on the table, you know, the little trail of
ants you get, the pessimism will get rid of that.
But now, Homan, that just means like, hey, like you know,

(18:49):
you don't want that the pessimism. You want to be
positive vibes ay, you know. And it's like I always say, Hoomi, Uh,
nobody likes a sad fish, all right. They want to
see the fish, hey, swimming around and you know this
and that and doing little spins and ship alright, but
where are you not there? All right? Because by the
end of the year, pisces natives on me will be

(19:12):
equipped with lessons that will help you to close out
that you're strong on me, all right, So keep swimming fish,
hold me, keep swimming on on me. And that's what's
up all right now. Our famous pisces a is Rihanna
on me and that's a trip because I didn't know

(19:33):
she was a fish like that on me. But if
you kind of look at her from the side and
then just picture like a little fin, like like a
fin on both side, like you're like, oh damn, Like
she is like a fish, you know, and she pops
out of the water and sings all crazy all day.
You're like, it's the you know, the little mermaids a
you know, but not really because you're Rihanna and everybody knows, like, nah,

(19:58):
like Rihanna has been around for a long time. Man,
she's not a mermaid on me, all right. So that's
what saw Holmie. So he keep doing your thing and
keep swimming. M m m m m m. We got
that laughter for your soul. And now to get into
the break you on this show. But now I was

(20:19):
a trip I've ever beat. I was doing a show
years ago in uh and uh was it? Mer said,
And I read it to your brother. I was like,
I'll see what's up. After I was hopening for Ralphie
may rest in peace, big homie, and uh, after the show,
like I'm like, let me see was popping. I saw
there was like an underground hip hop show going on.

(20:40):
At this venue of mar said, and I was like, oh,
let me go check the shot out. And then I
remember I was just there by myself and I was
and I was peeping in. The music was good and
it was hill and I saw your brother and I
had got all excited. I was like, oh, Marcella's brother,
hold me, and so just said to the stage, my
brother is six five I think six six. Yeah, he's
you know, he's a big dude, and you know he

(21:01):
doesn't smile a lot yeaheah. You know these guys look
to him. Yeah, yeah, he's very just you know, yeah, yeah,
full blown out to them type ship. But I went
up to that, we're all excited, remember me on versus
I was hold me like no, no, no no. I was
like I thought, you know, I was expecting, like, oh,
what's up me, let's kick it, and you just like

(21:22):
what's up? Man? You can give he remember, I can
give a fun gave me the controulder, like hey, what's
up the DJ? And I was like yeah, alright, because
a little compared to him, I'm like, you want to
get on versus Holmie and he's like it was like
turn away, all that all right over here? Then that's

(21:47):
his rap name, Nick Fuck. Hell yeah, Nick Fuck, that's
the homie. Now. I saw him again after it. You know,
I love it was funny because I told him about it,
like I was like, hey, Frankie was like dad, and
he goes, oh, yeah, that's right. Yeah, somebody did come
up to me. Some little as Mexican did come back
to give it was so funny. Shift I was that

(22:08):
that's a funny story. That's hilarious, Like, dude, a weirdo,
and what's funny. That doesn't matter what happens to my career.
Like every time I get some ship. People in Medesa
still referred to me as Nick sister. Hey your Nick sister, right, Yes,
it doesn't matter what they do. Yeah, but they don't
Nick sisters doing a thing. Yeah, they doing theything. Your mom?
I love your mom. Yeah she's cool. So as a family,

(22:30):
what does Nick say about the special coming out? I
mean they're excited, but in their own way, you know, yeah,
that's cool. They see me, they don't give a funk,
but they'll text me that they're excited. It's weird, you know,
families are weird. They're like, hey, can you babysit the kids? Yeah,
you're here. I heard your specials coming up. Can you
watch the kids for me? It's like, can you watch
your special tyption? Yeah, family is weird, but they're good.

(22:53):
Are gwirdos shout out to him. Are gwirdos that Nick
started calling us? Are girdos? Are girdos? Are all weird
of us? We're all artistic weirdo. You guys are kind
of weird it. All of us are a little, a
little off, but we're always unified. Yeah, that's how we
were raised. Seems like you're close. Yeah, we're hell of close.
I you know, a lot of people are like I

(23:14):
wish I was as close to and I don't even
think we're that close, but we are. We're weird and
we can make weird jokes to each other. Right, A
lot of inappropriate jokes happened in our family. Oh yeah
for really? Yeah? Yeah, I mean me and my sister
always joke about when I make inappropriate jo She's like,
you're crazy. There's hell cute. She's like the sweetest. Oh yeah, yeah,

(23:34):
she's sweet, dude. She's about to pop and she got
four weeks out. She's about to have a little homie.
She already has Frankie Rose, that's my goddaughter. And then
now I'm a godson. Now that's crazy. Your parents are
huh parents are pumped. Yeah, I mean they're juiced. Remember
the big gass small wedding they threw for the baby shower.

(23:56):
You know what my mom is when she loves, she'll
think of any excuse to throw a fat party, you know,
even for uh, you know, Charlie's about to be born.
She's like, I wanted to throw another biglass party. And
my sisters like, yeah, like it's it's too much, too much,
like just any little reason. She's like, I get the DJE,

(24:16):
you get the three and all that ship, get the food,
and I'm like, come now. And I remember at that
at the baby shower, because your parents were like worried
that they were only gonna have one grand baby. They
were like, Hella, like they were kind of sad at
the party because they were worried because they're like, Frankie
is not going to give us any kids. And then
they were like Chrissie hesitated and they were like just

(24:39):
so excited to have the one. And then I was
all drunk and I went up to your dad at
the end of the party because he was like that.
By the end of the party, your dad was sad.
I remember that, like kind of like, damn, this is it.
It's gonna be the only one. And I was like,
you know, don't and I went, I went, look if
I don't, if I don't find anyone, and Frankie doesn't
find anyone, and Christie doesn't have any more kids. I was,
I promise you another grand baby, drunk like you made

(25:02):
a deal. Yeah, And your dad shook hands. And I've
been like tripping about that ship ever since. I was like,
Christy better get fucking pregnant sometime soon again, because I'm
not giving frank goddamn baby ruined my lineage because of you,
because it's some drunken comments ruin the lineage. You know,
maybe we'll be five nine. That's a good height. No,
it's not. Five nine is a good height for me.

(25:23):
That's you know, could be a short stop whatever, you know,
keep you an extra short stop. Hey, we gotta do it.
He probably my dad. Only I might need to show
me up your late like a little koala, Hey, let's
get down. It doesn't go down. He goes up on me. O. Um,
you're Jim's last every time he laves or something. No,

(25:44):
but uh yeah, yeah, luckily because my sister did. She
called me one time and she goes, hey, uh check
it out, Like you know, she was like getting the
tattooing like ten hours a day or whatever. She's like, hey, like,
we gotta get mom and dad baby, and I promise
you I don't want to have kids. I'm not. Wow.
She straight up was like, I promise you. This is

(26:05):
how it's going to be. So I was like, call me.
So she put the pressure on me. You know, like
I felt it more from her than my mom and
dad because I was like just because I was like, well,
you know, I was like, what do you mean? You
know that? So it was I was just like, just
get one of your bitches pregnant. You had so many
bitches back my mind. You know. My mom would always
be like you know, I mean like when I was

(26:26):
still you know, my twenties or whatever, She's like, you
know me, he'll do it right, get married and have
some kids. Now she's like you know how, She's like,
I don't get a hood right pregnant, I'm working, Just
give me the baby, Like fucking Latina. They started off.
When I was like dating or hooking up with girls,
She'd be like, did you use that condom? You know?
And I'm like, yes, mom, fun fun you know in

(26:51):
history that doesn't want you for being safe future. Yeah,
She's like she would just take the baby though, you
know she don't care. I mean, that's kind of how
my mom was to like, just have one so I
can take it. And I was like, that's weird, what
a weird what a weird energy to put out that,

(27:11):
that's real weird. But you know that's how they get
like we're not back in the old country. Yeah, like
she's different here exactly handing over. That's weird. People people
be be having kids at later ages to No, yeah,
it's better if you can. It's better because then you're
also liked, you're just more chilled out the older you get. Yeah,
it's good for the baby's mental health too. Imagine having

(27:34):
I mean, imagine having a baby at twenty one. I
was an idiot at one. I always trip out on that.
I'm like because my dad. I remember, like my dad
was like twenty six with two kids on me and
like and by the time he was twenty six, I
was already you know what seven or something, and like
like you know, he's like having it. I'm like, why
on me? Like when I was twenty six, I was
very like, oh yeah, let me figure my life out.

(27:56):
I know my mom was the four of us were
there's any There's no way I would have four crying
every day. You know you're doing good. Wait, I wanted
to ask you something, what was it? Already forgot? It

(28:19):
doesn't matter, oh man, But yeah, yeah, dude, I would
just like I don't even know wander to tap in.
We have so many memories together. Damn we're not dying.
You have to talk about memories. No, no, no, but
you know what I'm saying, Like all the stories, all
the times. Oh, we can talk about that worst shoot
ever when we found out your sister was I found
I guess your sister was pregnant before you guys even knew.

(28:42):
Remember that the worst shoot of my life. It wasn't
even that bad. You're talking about the Penelope thing. Yeah, yeah,
I was at the worst. I mean I was sick
and I had a babysit, and I just remember like
being so fucking out of my mind. Oh yeah, I
was sick and I had a babysit out of nowhere,
and I texted your sister because she was a babysit
those kids. Oh yeah, she was like, because you're like, oh,

(29:05):
my sister can't make it to watch these kids. And
I was like she can't. You're like, no, she's apparently
an appointment she can't miss. And I was like, she's
I thought it in my head. Oh my god, she's pregnant.
Frankie's a idiot. He doesn't realize that's what's going on.
And I texted her, bitch, are you pregnant? No? L
O L and then like whatever. When she finally told
the family, she texted me back and she goes, just

(29:25):
so you know, you guessed it. I was pregnant, but
I was going to the appointment to find out if
I was pregnant. Oh sh that was That was crazy.
You came through for me. We did this thing called
Penelope what was it? Ghost hunter? Ghost Hunter it's on
YouTube but one of his dude videos. No it's not
on mean, it's that she gets loved. It came out

(29:46):
tired with a little special effects of ship. That was funny.
But but yeah, we were like a budget for sure,
and I had the home girl, and she came and
she had but she had her kids with her and
they were part of the sketch. They were to the
cute they were. They're cute as hell and so uh.
But you know, we didn't have somebody to watch the

(30:07):
kids while we were filming other scenes. So you were like,
you were sick and you had to watch the kids.
And I told her. I told the mom too. I
was like, I'm sick, so the kids will get sick
if I have to watch them, and she goes, it's fine.
I found hilarou throw kids under the bust. She shouldn't care,
but I did. I ended up having to, like want
because the littlest one, I think it was a boy,

(30:29):
he was like the littlest baby was like so small,
not small like a baby baby, but like a young
toddler that he was like could not understand that his
mom was over there and he had to be over here.
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah yeah. He had the attached man.
So I had to take him outside, like walk him,
carry him because he was just crying. And I was like,

(30:50):
this sucks. But and she was like all dressing about it,
and I was like, no, no, because I have eight
nieces and nephews and I have helped raise them. And
I was like, no, no, I get I understand that
a crying baby doesn't bother me. I told her. I
was like, if you don't care that he's the baby's
gonna be crying, I don't care, the baby's gonna be crying.
But she's like, but he's gonna be crying, you know.
All right, But but you kind of got him. I
think he went to sleep, or he was about to

(31:10):
go to sleep or some ship. You knocked him out.
So I gave him a cold medicine. I just want
to being hellisick and having to watch those kids. That sucked, alright.
So the next one is Capricorn on me. So that
Capricorn horoscope A and the symbol for that or animal

(31:32):
for that. There is that sea gold and what a
trip on alright? So Centaurs on me, got nothing on
Capricorn's A because you know those fools are half fish,
half gold. So I was saying, it's a trip, you know,
So make a you know, make like a goat noise
they like or whatever, and you know, get ready for

(31:54):
that New year on me? All right, hurdles, will you
know they're gonna come and go only. But capricorns they
never give up. You know what I'm saying that we're
gonna be like that and uh you know, and that
should you know, help your attitude and me and stay
in that attitude for the whole three a because you
need to you know, like express yourself right and manage
all of your areas of your life home me with

(32:16):
like the best attitude possible, homie and mindfulness that I'm being,
you know, like dang, you know, like anythink about this
and you know why you're you're your family, your finances
on me. You're gonna be great and you're gonna be
you have fatty on the bank. You're gonna be moving good.
You know, you may face some troubles are regarding your
your health or whatever. Like I have a little sight
ping is it? What could it be? Uh? Is that

(32:38):
a hernia or what? They? So? You know, so say
that money on me and go see the doctor because
you have fattie on the bank. Like, hey, let's see
if it's this hernia on me? Because hernia is that
they I think they're pretty The cost is pretty good.
How to remove a hernia? Yeah, they say, yeah, Um,
so hold me, you know what I'm saying, Just be
smart about it on me. I know it could be scarier,

(32:58):
especially you know when you're part fear, shouldn't part go
because you know you could be like, oh, dang, is
that my fin hurting or my horny? You know, and
those are two different doctors you have to go to
because all right, Dan, now I gotta go spend fatty
to go see the fish doctor. Make sure it's not
my fin that messed up. And then and then you know,

(33:18):
probably on Thursday, usually Thursdays, the the goat homie he
takes open appointments, and so you could just kind of
walk in on Thursdays like the goat homie will see
you then and be like, hey, now your horns could
or whatever or you're gonna have to pay me like
you know two up to up to open some five
they to fix the horn. Um. So yeah, just you
don't say that fairy on homi because you might have

(33:39):
to be dealing with that this year. But don't trip,
all right, and like you know, you don't even know
like what where life's gonna take your homie, but you
know you can bed homie that you gotta you know,
stay focused. You know, you know, whether it be with
the love of your life or you know, or that
you married somebody that wasn't the love of your life.

(34:01):
You're just like, oh damn, we are already married her,
so you know, just be right there on me, you know,
because capricornators are likely to enjoy their time with their
partners on me even if they're not in love with them, Like, hey,
there's still my partner, you know, even though, um, in
my heart, I don't feel nothing for them, But it's
just somebody to go get a sandwich with, or go
get a bag over locks or whatever. You know, put

(34:22):
a little papers on there can real fancy on me, um,
but look out for you know, you're wandering goat I
a because you know what I mean. You start looking
to the siding. You're like, dang, you know, um that
that other height, noight looks good. And I'm not even
in love with my partner, but I married her, but
I'm thinking about possibilities and with that one, like you know,

(34:43):
you don't need all that home, you're too old for that.
And what are you gonna do? A like go through
the divorce and you know you already got the bills
from next to the fish doctor and the goat doctor
and you just fix up your horn off him at
HOMEI and you know, just be right there with your partner.
She's right there. She wants to go you with you,
all right, so you can look at other fish goats,
but no touching on me, you know what I mean.

(35:05):
You know, just stay right there because its not it's
not worth it, homie, it's not worth it. You don't
have to deal with a lot of packing and listen
that just you know, just get a mental picture and
then you know we're stroking off like your bathroom or whatever.
You know, just or just close your eyes and be
with your partner that you're not in love with, and
just pertain on me that it was that other you
know gold hang now whether eating everything bagel with just cream,

(35:29):
cheese and tomatoes or what she had. All right, So
appreciate all the goldfish on the world they but appreciate
the one that you have at homeie, all right, that's
what sucks all right there. And a famous capricorn is
Michelle Obama, homie, all right? And so yeah, homie, So

(35:50):
she she did a lot of things there like so
that you know, when you see like the gold and
fish apperil at Targeted. That's because Michelle Obama homie, because
she's um, she's like for corn, and she struck a deal,
like I guess with Target. And that's why you see
like those little T shirts or everything that had a
little fish on them, and you know, and and and
you know they have little stuff goats there. Now a

(36:11):
lot of people don't notice it, but watch next time
we go to Target, you're gonna see a lot of
fish and go attire a or just like little drawings
of them on clothing. And that's because Mochelle Obama. All right,
So you gotta stay focused and keep it moving. That's
what's up. Remember that time we were at the open
mic in downtown l A. That's why our friendship was

(36:33):
like early meet you and Greg. Remember that ship? What
was that place called we went? I drove you guys?
Oh that like open mic thing? I think so it's
kind of was by the Independent, the Lexington, the Lexington. Yeah,
remember that ship. When I peeled out, it was a

(36:56):
funny because whatever we got friends. Okay, me and you
were your friends. Greg, Greg, we'd a shoutout to him.
We've known him for long ast time, very funny comic,
great artists too. Gregors doc he um we I drove
you guys. We went to this open mic and then
um we were inside having a good time, and then
the mic was dead and they were like, we're gonna
have music after and then we were like in like

(37:18):
in the bar, and I was like, you know what,
I'm gonna go sit in my car because I was like,
I was feeling tired, and you guys were like, all right,
we'll be out there in a minute. And I went
in there. I fell asleep in my car because you
guys were sucking enjoying yourselves as you guys do. And
then out of nowhere, I see a flash and I'm like,
what the funding. I realized you guys taking a picture
of me sleeping in my car, and I got pised.

(37:42):
I got pisted, and then and then I was like,
I was like, what's up? You guys ready to go?
We're gonna stay, and I was like, what the funk?
That's when I fucking really like. But you guys, m
make your weight are and then you're all feeling bad.
You're like, oh, I'm sorry. And then Greg could give
a fund because he's he's like he's known me for
a longer time, like like we're better friends at that point,

(38:04):
you know, like we hadn't gotten to know each other
that well. And so I fucking um, you were like
trying to open the door and be like hey, sorry
as you fucking pussy as does You're like I was trying,
you know, I was like, and then Greg is like
whatever they said, But I remember peeling out, like to
the point, I mean I peeled out, and also you
still had the door open, so the door slammed, and

(38:24):
then you were like trying to call and and then
I And then what was funny was as soon as
I heard the wheels do that ship, I started laughing
because I was like, damn, that was hello dramatic. It
was dramatic as fuck. Remember I tried to open the door,
You're like that, and and everybody's like everybody that whole
back part of that leg was like oh shoot. And

(38:45):
then Greg was the only one laughing because he knew that.
He's like, no, just and I think he told you like, no, no, Just.
I was more like, oh shoot, what the Greg was
like because he knew and I just got a little
cool up for a few days, right good, And I
was like, alright, that's that's that's the night we got
to become better friends. Damn. Yeah, that was a long

(39:07):
time ago. I'm still hitting those open mics. Remember that
your little ride scooting off and that fucking busted as
parking That was funny. Oh man. Yeah we've done Damn
We've done so many gigs too. Sharing a hotel room

(39:32):
with like three other people and ship. You're there's a
lot of times you're always like the one girl a
lot of the time. Yeah, because I do a little
shower cap on a little nightety hat. But it would
be like this foody this ship. Yeah. Years, I'm like,
I'm a grimy ass bitch. That's for sure. A long

(39:53):
time you went through it, through all that ship like.
It's like, yeah, it's a trip to think about to
look back and damn yeah, I know. It's crazy. It's like,
remember all those gigs that we would go up and
down the like open down Cali, doing these random gigs
and all sharing in one room at a motel six
or some ship like, and you just be right there

(40:14):
with your bonnet like ship talking, ship like, shut the
funk up, so go sleep. Just remember that it was awful.
Remember the last time and we were said that my
friend Patty was with me and she locked me out
of the room. Oh yeah, you were banging on my
window and Ship's time. I was losing my shop. I

(40:36):
was like, what the funk? Old, you're trying to sleep
and Ship I gotta drive back to late in the
morning and you're like, I heard bom bom bom, Like
what I first trying to break in? First I thought
somebody was trying to break in, and I was like,
what the fund? And then I just went back to sleep.
I got a temper, It's true. No, it's sometimes when
you drink. Yeah, my temper goes even more, crazy, goes crazy.

(40:58):
But yeah, I could see it in your eyes. I'm like,
damn that two or nine Ship comes out like Salvey
comes out. Oh yeah, yeah, Salvador, that crazy Salvador. And
you know the vibes. You know the vibes. Oh man,
you've been dating? Wait you got it? Yeah? I got
my boot in Chicago. That's right. Damn, that's been going

(41:18):
for a minute. Cool we talking about over here. Let's
been going for a minute. He's cool. Yeah, yeah, he
seems cool. I haven't I hadn't met him yet. Be
at the party on Tuesday for real. Yeah, your mom's
about to meet him all damn? Sup that the passive
test with my mom. I think he's taller than you barely. Really,
he's a little dad. You're over here clunting me and

(41:41):
ship like why not? Yeah? So what s up? I
gotta meet him? And you guys are like all happy,
and I'm like on the Instagram, everybody looks happy, but no, yeah,
he's all cool, good, he seems cool. I got look
at my earring, says Clinton. Dad, girl, you wearing his
name on your your Damn. Yeah. I realized when I

(42:07):
made this earring. I was like, yeah, if I if
I had dated him in my twenties, probably would have
got them tattooed immediately. Because I'm left, I'm sucking My
best steiling has a great joke about that. He also
has an HBO Max. Specially the best steiling she has
like a she has a joke because she did she
got I forget what the dude's name was. But then
she's like, when she's sucking a new dude, she looks

(42:29):
She's like, you see that, that's kind of commitment. You
can expect from me. That's hilarious. See how do I
am for my love? My favorite joke she got like
five names all of her body's crashed. Hell yeah, oh man,

(42:52):
all right. The next one is like larious homi for
scope all right and saying are the animal thing? For
this one is the owl on me? All they say,
all right, Um, you ever seen an our's legs, it's
a trip. Google that and just google owl's legs. Hold me,

(43:14):
look at the images of it. It's a trip. Puts
underneath that, all right? So um hey holmi the ol
homies just like you're symbol. You are wise and don't
speak a lot, but when you do. People listening on
me like this Phoe don't talk that much, but when
he talks, it's like, all right, let's see what he's
talking about right now, Because sometimes you'll say something like important,

(43:35):
like um, hey, you didn't hear about Raquel homie, like
she had got fired on me, and they're like, whoa fool?
Like that was our hook up because she worked that outpack. Um,
you know it's a steakhouse from Australia that's here in
the United States or whatever, And I didn't even know
that that Australians were into steak like that, and I said, well, damn,
hold me, is it cows or kangaroos or what they not? Holmi,

(43:57):
it's cows, like don't trip and and uh's all right
cool hold me, but anyways, on me, long story short,
that Rachel on me was you know, she was getting
stealing the steaks and from the outback saint and putting
him just in her backpack like that, and they're like,
what fool And she had left her backpack on the

(44:19):
ground and this fool came in with a scene eye dog.
You know, he's like at first they're like, oh, hey,
you can't have the dogs right here. But then all
this fool can see, you know, he has a little
harness on it that says, hey, I'm a service, I'm
about this full service or whatever. Anyways, on me, this fool,
the fucking the scene night dog goes to the backpack

(44:40):
and started first everybody, ah, he's drippy, but the blind
holmeie said hey, not, something's up, you know, And so
the boss came and was like, what do you mean.
Somethings are like, he's just not gonna grab any backpack.
They opened the backpacking and it was about fourteen steaks
in there. Hold me, uh they said about and it's
seven of them or filet mignons. So yeah, that was

(45:03):
like their you know, that's their big money maker. There
only that in the blooming onion. So she had got
fired day and um, you know, she said all right,
you know, forget you, then forget you guys, and she
she got the steaks out of it. I mean some
of them are chewed up to all by the by
the blind homies dog um, but that's neither here nor there.
How many The point is that she made out with
most of it, and she was there cookmi that for

(45:25):
the the whole familia. That weekend, everybody went over for
the barbecue and it was like, damn, where'd you get
this meat? At the kind of saida and they go, now,
holie the homegirl Raquel Jack did for my backstayhouse. But
she had got fired and they're like, dang, it still
tastes good, and they said that's what's up. Um. So yeah, Helmi.
So the aquaria say, you know, yearly horoscope for twenty

(45:45):
three or three tells me that you can enjoy some
me timing and work on yourself to achieve better things
in the year ahead, all right, So moreover the year
would be you know, great for you if you just
consistently put in all your efforts into the right places. Hey,
you know what I mean, like an ol on me,
like an owl. You know, you gotta pick your favorite
tree home me and make it home. Like, hey, this

(46:06):
is the tree that I'm gonna do my oh from
you know what I'm saying, like, check it out, see
what's going on around there. And you're like, oh, you
don't remember not to ignore any warnings that hold you
back from performing something on me. So like you know,
read the signs a pretty much. You know, you're now homies,
so you can you know, turn your head this way
and that way. Who you know, and uh, you know,

(46:27):
just make sure that there's no like foxes around. Um,
you know before you you know, swoop down and you
know to catch a mouse, say, because you know you
can't go for the mouse and the fox will be like, hey,
I know he's gonna go for that mouse and then
the fox will just you know, and that food could
eat you. So but enjoy that mouse on me, and
you know, hopefully it's a healthy one, and you know,

(46:47):
just keep it moving home because even you know, if
the situation looks hard, you know, stick to the right
things ay, and soon around like about the third quarter,
you know, the missing piece of your puzzle will be
right in front of your saying. You know what I mean.
So stay careful, you know not you know it's not
everything you think works the way you wanted to. You know,
you still gotta just you just gotta be careful and

(47:09):
keep it moving home me all right, So don't try
to like you know, band any situation. Hey, instead try
to adjust yourself in that in that manner, you know
what I'm saying, just you know, calling out able. Mean,
you see the playing field change a little different. You
see that fox over there in the corner, like, hey,
I'm gonna let that leather little mouse go on me.
He looks like he has ship to do. Anyway, I'll
wait for the next mouse. After that fox leaves and

(47:30):
then boom and then we're all you know, we're all key.
They're just eating good and then recount or familia over
there in the background, the barque eating uh play me
knows from our back steakhouse all right, also sucks all
right on me? And a famous aquarius is Harry styles. Hey.
So you know, at first on me, when I saw
that name, I was like, hey, I thought it was like, like,

(47:53):
you know how for big bottles that are like obees,
they have the the Exile Store. So I thought this
was like a clothing line for Harry fools that are
hairy on me, because it would make sense because they need.
I have a couple of homies that they don't they
have like when they have their shirt off, it looks
like they're wearing a sweater, like a sweater vest they

(48:13):
because they're so hairy on me. And then when they
put a regular shirt on, like a little bushels coming
out from the collar area. So I'm thinking like, hey,
ho me, like if they had rope our clothing to
kind of compress that hair from popping out like that,
because it's distracting. A like when I talk to my
Harry homies and they have that bellow popping out of

(48:35):
their collar, it's like dang, Like you know, I can't
stop looking at it HOMEI It's like that little patch
or bush is talking to me and I don't even
hear what's coming out of the homies mouth. So it's
like dang, Hoomian so I thought, damn, they should come
out with a clothing line to help hold that hairy
in on me the collar area. And then I thought, okay,
there you go, Harry Styles eh. But then somebody said, nah, fool,

(48:56):
it's his white food. That's a singer using that band
one direction, and like, oh damg trip out. So it's
not a clothing line for Harry people, homi, but it's
this full name, Harry Styles. He and he's a now holman.
He seems good. Like oh and uh, he's got a
feed be hind night, I guess. And she was like, hey,
I'm famous, so I'm gonna make you a director, and

(49:18):
she directed a movie and nobody liked it. All right,
that's what sucks. M m mmmmmoo. We got that laughter
for your soul. And now to the into the break
you on this show. So what you're gonna hit the
road after the special comes out or what's yeah we're gonna?
I mean, right now I only have um San Francisco

(49:39):
punchline March seventh and eighth, and Women Crush Onnesdays, which
is my monthly women's show February. Yeah, right now, I'm
pretty open. You're still doing that the Hollywood and profct Hell, yeah,
that's what that's just been. Dope. I've got every time
the girls tell me like updates, like we just have
gotten managers, agents, they've got opportunities like and sucking. One

(49:59):
of my favorite stories actually is I want to go,
um see Bill Burr at the Forum and Bianca Christoval
open for him. She was great, and so I was
chatting with them afterwards and I was like, oh my god,
that's so amazing that he have Bianca on the show.
And he was like, oh, yeah, I saw her at
Women Crush Wednesdays. That's how I know her. And I

(50:20):
was like holy, Like I started tearing up, like that
what women crushes about, you know, like giving women opportunities
and for their audience, you know, because it's real. And
then people in the industry that are looking for you know,
hey we need a woman for this role or whatever,
let's go check out this. Yeah, and it's been that
That really made me feel real good when when he

(50:42):
because it was coming from him, like it wasn't she
told me or she said she said top, it was
he told me I saw her at your show and
that's how I know her. And that fucking that made
my day, you know, like my life say all worth it.
But I've girls have gotten all kinds of ship because
women crush and I'm very proud of that show. Hell yeah, no, no,
that's what's up. That show gets cracking. Yeah, it's fun.

(51:04):
It's always it's always sold out. It's a small room,
that's what's cool about it. So, but it's super cracking.
Always have my playlists going. Music is always jamming. The
vibes are always good. I fucking if if audience isn't,
you know, acting right, I fucking rip into them to
teach them like, no, we don't fucking we don't moan,
we don't groan. We either laugh or we don't. Really.

(51:25):
Just gotta laugh while we're here, you know, because that's
what I want. I want to I Also it's like Ellie,
audiences can kind of be a little obnoxious, you know,
and depending on the room. Yeah, you're so like they're
so used to seeing so many celebrity comedians that they
don't know how to appreciate comedians who they don't know
that are very good. But they're like, I don't know
who that is. They got all fucking got attitude. Sometimes

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it's like, man, yeah, relax, enjoy yourself. You know, so
women crushed audiences like jamming always fun. Hell yeah, that's
what's up is? Uh so, what what what's the It's
Marcella Comedy, dot com, comedy dot com. Yeah, all my ship,
all my social media's Marcella Comedy. Hey check it out, y'all.

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Marcella Comedy. Check it out here? And then what what
was it? Punchline? Punchline March seventh and eight, San Francisco.
Let's go. Yeah, and um yeah, women crushes every month,
so cool, cool love. I'll have other days. I gotta
my old album, The Woke Bully. I got another album
coming out Mercury and Reggae Thawn. We're gonna drop that
pretty soon. All right, Sure, well, thanks for coming through, Marcella.

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February tent HBO, Max, HBO, HBO, Max HBO and HBO
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What's it called again? Bitch? Grow up? Each grow up, bitch,
grow up. February tent HBO, HBO, Max, The Homegirl Marcella
outgo please check it out, supported share it, love it,

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all them good things, and then what they go? Marcella
comedy dot com at Marcella comedy on all social media
and everything. Yeah, that's the sun. Thanks for coming through.
Thanks for having me. I'm gonna call your mom after this. Yeah,
she's priority texting your gus right now. She's probably drunk
texting me early. All right, y'all see you next With
that che sent there for tuning into another episode and

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