Hella Firme (with Jairo Vargas)

Frankie hangs out with the blind homie, Jairo Vargas, lead singer of The Bayonics. Creeper teaches Self Defense Basics. An underground fight club of Little Homies gets raided.

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:01):
We got that laughter for your soul and now to
get into the Frankie you on this show. But I
was telling this for earlier, Harold, you know, because you're
like a well dressed blind guy, you know what I mean.
But then like when you had when you were showing
up to the club and ship and the bouncer was like,
because you're wearing the shades obviously, and he's like, mom, bro,

(00:22):
I need you to take those shades off you want
to come in the club. And then and then, and
then you had to tell him, explain to him that
you're blind. I mean that's everywhere. And when I try
to slide up with the cane folder if I'm walking
with some homies, right and I'm walking with I'm walking
with the crew, and the bouncer like, no, man, shades off,

(00:44):
Like no, no, no, not come on man, Like the shades,
what does it matter. He's like, no, we can't step
in the club, man, you gotta take the shades off.
I'm blind. He's like, no, man, I'm not buying that.
And then and I'm like, I usually do like a
side because this this is a regular thing. So I
bust out my cane and looks like some chopsticks folded
up and I ga, I bust it out and they're like,

(01:07):
oh my god, oh man, I'm so sorry. He feels
all guilty, right, I'm so sorry, man. And then he
I just grabbed his shoulder because they I know, they
feel like they feel like crap, you know what I
mean when when that happens. And then I just he
turns out here kind of got you in. I'm like,
and I just now I got it down where it's
like I just said him, double shot. We'll take care

(01:29):
of all of this. We gut to be to the bars. Oh,
no problem. And I got my shoulder. I got you man.
Anything you want, bro, anything to know you say the
word like, I like this all right? But yeah, you
never know. Yeah, I remember that one time we're in
Phoenix and uh, and we're at a bar. That dude
was cool, but you know it's lightweight bro. You're kind

(01:50):
of like muscular white dude and and uh, he was
just kind of throwing jabs at you because he thought
you were like the bro wearing shades and side, which
is understand because but I kind of understood where he's
coming from because you are like a well dressed like
you look good. You look like you said, hey, you know,
and it was like, not that, you know, blindfolds are
not now to look good like that, but I'm just
saying that because then you got the shades on, so

(02:12):
it's like, oh, that's part of the look. And so
he dropped the line where he was like yeah, coming
from the guy wearing ships and doors, huh okay, bro,
And then I was like, I was like, you kind
of were like like you're kind of like this again,
and I kind of leaned over to him and I
was like, hey, home, he's blind. And the guys like
like the same thing. They want to believe me. And
I think Bill or somebody was next to me and

(02:33):
he's like, no, bro, like he's blind. And then he's
like and then we all just stayed looking at him serious,
and he's like he throws his arms up like fun
man like he does a little toir and ship with
his arms up. Oh my bad, like al right, next
rounds on me like they feel like an asshole immediately
and over there but now and then then then now
they were all walking out like we're hanging out with

(02:54):
the blind drunk, get me liquor it up well, that's
that's part of their party face rich, you know what
I mean. Time, I don't know what to do, but
I like, you know, I appreciate you guys being supportive
and yeah, well hanging out with a blind drunk and
always the always the best thing. Butlin, homies, I can
put you guys in the put put you guys in

(03:15):
some sticky situations, you know what I mean? For sure?
Before we get into that, I just want to say,
what's up, everybody. Welcome to the Frankie Show podcasts. Right now,
I got my long time home of over twenty years,
Hiro Vargas in the building. You know, he's a singer
a k A Rosa, a k A you know, lead
singer of the Bayonics. So now he's in the building,

(03:37):
a k A. Snake Johnson, Baby, WHOA? Where's that name
coming from? But I just used to sing, you know,
blues clubs, Snake Johnson. Yeah, I do Monday Nuts. It's
some blues a different kind of name, if you know
what I mean. That's right. I forgot where in hell
A wait, what do you mean? Because that's where portnos

(03:57):
are produced pretty much right, Yeah, I mean I don't
know how many portos are I didn't know, like, hey,
Snake Johnson. It's like I say, Jones, Steve Johnson was
like a blues guy, but any oh, he was a
real person. No, it's a made up blues character that
I had back in the day singing when I just
all I knew was like basic blues freestyles and just

(04:18):
you know, yeah, that was it. That was the old
old BAYONICX days, original Bayon XT days. Come Mama, Come Mama,
but we here, baby, We're here. We finally made yeah. Yeah.
For those who don't know, it was like, um um,

(04:39):
you know, I moved up to San Francisco. I was
still pretty young and I didn't start comedy tassy, and
I was living there since I think I was like
nineteen twenty or something like that. I would always go
up there every Thanksgiving, you know, because I got family
up there and this and that. But I thought I
was like, hey, I'm gonna go to school and then
come back. Ended up staying up there homey and then

(05:01):
you know, I went to San Francisco State with this
with this cat right here. Old college but college butch
uh yeah, and my family was so probably I was
the first one on both sides of my family to
graduate from college and now I'm a comedian, you know,
so put that diploma to use. But with that, I said,
I got to meet some some Peter Mahin like this

(05:22):
for right here they had the art of comedy yeah
and uh yeah yeah. And so it was funny because
a lot of the you know, the l a comedy,
see I will come down here and I was like
the dude from the Babe and now it's from down here,
and it was like but that's how it helped me networking.
It was a great place to hone my craft and
then meeting fools like you. And then you started singing
around the time we were kicking it. Yeah, I started

(05:44):
singing pretty much both at a round the same time.
I started singing when I was nineteen in a Sausa band.
That's how I met. Like the original crew were Ma
la Fama yeah, and then we turned into bay On.
These kids these cats have all been playing all from
the mids and Mission District and then I have I
slid in there and then a year later with Bayonics

(06:05):
and the pretty much once we started that's we're still
you know, yeah, homie, oh, y'all had it cracking like
that was the thing to do. We go to Bayonic
shows and just you know, it was always a scene.
You know, I'm just like good vibes, good music and
people connecting, networking and hooking up and listen that. And
we aimed to please Frankie. That was our goal. Aim

(06:27):
to please my favorite is like, oh fool man, we're
just always looking up. Met my wife there. I meant
my few drinks wife there. Yeah, there's no stories for sure. Yeah.
It was like, hey, it's all good man. As long
as people getting together, connecting, dancing, having a good time.
It was nice man. For the first go was a bed,
a beautiful place. You embraced it. My my dude off

(06:50):
to the fullest homie even all the way you even
you're like, hey, Franky, what's up? You want to go
get something? Oh man, that tastes hella good. I mean
I don't I don't really use the hell like you
know that, but I'm not against it. We seed you,
we s that's hell for you to man, Yeah, flipped

(07:10):
and breathe that. You got to freath that the northern
Southern that's hell. Man. Oh already, don't you get in
trouble for that? Talk like that? Were talking about me like, hey,
it's all right, though, we gotta bridge the gap, right, Yeah,

(07:32):
I'm all about that. It's West Coast all day. You know.
It ain't the West Coast without Sad, Pancho or Los
Angeles home, you know what it is, absolutely But yeah,
it was like, man, we have so many good times
and so many so much. And then around that time,
it was like you were kind of I know you.
It was like you were just you were losing your

(07:53):
vision already when I met you. Not to bring up
like that's a negative vibe or whatever, but I remember
we would always joke about like that you were a
closet blind guy for a while. Like I was a
closet blind dude. I was just CBD is what we
used to call it before, Closet blind dude. And then
all of a sudden CBD came. I said, hey, come on, yeah,
you throw it on my face like that. Oh yeah,

(08:18):
the original of the original CBD. No, I was definitely
a closet blind dude. Um, you know what I mean.
Couldn't night then. The thing has never had night vision
ever since I was a kid. So that that was
the main thing, Like, yeah, yeah, because it's hereditary for
those listening that the condition that you have right and
Red Knight is pigment toss RP. Folks want to check

(08:40):
that out a little p saying, let me talk about
Red Knight is pigmentosis. Yeah, no, you you lose peripheral no,
no night vision, lose your peripheral vision. And that's why
you know I had my dude, I had my els. Bro. Yeah, yeah,
I know your boy was mobbing. I don't know. I
don't know the people. I don't know what else is.

(09:01):
That's the driver. Your boy was driver's lines on trip
exactly barely got I mean, had to had to take
the test twice, had to do it, you know, I
had to go all the way to court him madair
to do it to make sure I didn't run anyone over.
But yeah, because don't anywaynse be av holy test for

(09:25):
far and near sighted. They weren't doing peripheral vision. So
but I knew I kept the chill. If I was
with other folks who drove, I was like, now you driving,
and then but like, for real, are you serious? Right now?
Only side swiped a few people. It's a couple you
know here and there off it's like swiper and you know,

(09:46):
it's all right. And then I had to you know,
I eased up on on on the driving. And plus
I was in the city. Man. We how you gop
on the bus everywhere? Train train, train bus Bart. Yeah,
but that was yeah, I mean that was kind of
tough for you in certain situations. Remember remember the dude
trying to fight you because he did didn't believe you

(10:06):
were blind, and you're trying You're just trying to get
on Bart. Yeah, that was like you hit the Homies
kicks with your kinge my cane. Yeah, that was the
guiding kane. What do you kind of the blighting is?
Um the daredevil stick my kne dare don't stick hello
little know there, don't say with the red tip like
my staff. Yeah, no, it's uh, the cane is dude.

(10:30):
We were it was the Pride Parade. I was doing
Farmer Brown. We did Rose in the Pocket at the
Farmer Brown every Sunday. And I got off on Bart
and I straight clipped. Actually we're getting off the escalator
a Pow Street and I clipped some homeboy, you know
what I mean. He was walking in front of me
and it was packed gridlock. You know, yeah, go all

(10:50):
the bridging and tunnel people coming in. And I clipped
him and he turned around like it's like cud doing
cut man. I was like, oh, I'm so sorry, man,
my bad. He's like no, hell cause I'm like, yo, man,
I can't see, man, my bad. He's like, no, could
you can see cul hill? No blood you can see
you can see lood. I was like, no, no, you

(11:11):
had my backpack on. I had my Bungos on, my
Bungo case on my right shoulder, my Bungo stand on
my left shoulder and rocking the King Dude with like
thousands of people. Oh god, man, just like grid locked
like shoulders and then all the homies already playing. I was,
you know, oh you're your oh my way to the gig.
And I'm just but I clipped the dudes kicks and

(11:33):
he didn't trip, and he just he stepped up. I
was like no, I apologize like probably like four or
five times, and then he just wouldn't back off. No,
he cuse you could see, bro And he just stepped
up right in my grill and I was like, okay,
that's enough, and I dropped my I dropped my Bungo
bag I dropped my bull started playing the Bungles and

(11:54):
ship because only one way through Shanto days. I think, think,
we think, and he's like, okay, my bad cup. Yeah
I feel that, Broy, keep it up and do your thing,
because do your thing? Hey, do you bro? I'm like, no, man,

(12:17):
hell no, I stopped. I was like, just put your
stuff down. I was like apologized. Yeah, I'm now I'm
folding up my cane because I'm like, if it's gonna
go down, I'm gonna get a couple of licks in
with my cane regardless. And these two British women, these tours, No, no,
what are you doing? No? Absolutely not, absolutely not what

(12:38):
he is blind? He is blind. He is a blind
What is wrong with you? What's wrong with you? And
I was like, it's wrong with you. He's like no,
watch out. And then they broke it up and I
was like, yeah, that's right. You know what I'm saying.
I grabbed my stuff. I mean the type of action
you know from you know, getting me getting to my

(12:59):
get with all my equipment that was public transportation, that
was bart. Yeah, there's a fight. I mean obviously the nightclubs,
you know, everyone thinks I'm a you know, I get
stepped up to because everyone thinks I'm a I'm a
cocaine dealer. Yeah, you're a cocaine or you're super brod
out or in your shades and doors. Who still happens
to have a good deal on coke? That's either here exactly.

(13:23):
And I've never I've never, you know, I've never touched
this stuff. And I'm like, yeah, man, no, no, no,
they just rushed me. There's one time I don't know
what I drank or something. Was the beginning of the
first song. This was the North Beach and I was like, oh,
I was hitting some James Brown. We're coming from James
Brown right out the gate and then we're hitting this
little this one number I can't remember, but I just

(13:44):
doing my James Brown. I was like, I was like hey,
I was like, oh oh, oh, no, hold up. And
then I looked at my keyboard as he just showed
up put his gear down. I was like, you gotta
you gotta get me to the bathroom stacked, you know
what I mean. And it was like an emergency and
He's like, okay, I got you, got you. I was like, boys,
y'all keep jamming. They're still playing as James Brown number.

(14:05):
So they my boy, Jamo, guided me to the to
the bathroom, got me to the stall, and you know,
I had to do my thing, you know what I'm saying,
and you know the homies that yeah, the snake out,
you know what, I'm sneak out and yeah Johnson okay,
and I'm talking, you know, but it was an emergency,
like I hit a James Brown. I got literal because

(14:29):
you were going, you're going too hard in that game.
You're okay, you're pushing. I pushed it. And you know
we're getting a little older, you know what I mean.
I was in my mid thirties at the time. O yea, yeah,
I get it. And then Jamo, that's when ships start
hitting a little different in general, once you past thirty.
You're like, okay, yeah, it's more of a situation and
more you know. Yeahah but anyways, okay, but I couldn't
you know, I was it was quick. The boys were

(14:51):
still jamming. My keyboardist. My boy was waiting for me
outside the stall like a you know, like a g
and then I'll I hear some some bro who just
walk up him. What's going on? Man? Hey? You know
it's all good, man. I just I know, I know
you guys are doing them. Yo, is it possible? I
can you know, get like an eight ball if you
guys or something. And my boy jam I was like,
oh no, no, no, no, it's not what he's I'm

(15:14):
just waiting for jam. So Jam was kind of like
a square looking homeowner, a white guy. Yeah. Yeah, like no,
not at all. I'm just waiting for my buddy. He
can't see and he's in the stall and he's like
and the dude was like, oh, come on, man, it's
all good. Like I'm cool. Look, I'm cool. And then
Jamo was like going like trying to cover up your

(15:34):
miller exactly. Jamo was like, no, it's not what you think, bro, No,
I stay quiet, I stay quiet. I was doing my
thing and it's a tiny bathroom. He's like, no, it's
not what you think at all, my buddy. He's like,
come on, man, who are shades inside? It's gotta be
alkiller who the hoobie goes. The hobie goes, Hey, bro,
it's I mean, it's not that big of a deal, man,

(15:54):
I just want to see if you're just hooking me
up a little some song. Bro. I saw you guys
coming from the stage. He's like, come on man, and
Jay was like no, and then I just interrupted, like,
oh come on Jay, hook him up, man, look up
bro from pout. I was like, oh, come on, man,
just come up with a little something. Bro. It was like,
oh you got songs like I'm sorry, I could it

(16:19):
pass up a little har fruit? Yeah, get him in
a situation you can't leave. You gotta wait for you exactly.
And I know that puts. That's what I said. I
put my sighted friends in compy my situations. And there's
a lot of self defense classes out there, but this
one is gonna have you like, damn hold me. That's
what suw. This is self defense basics what creeper? All right?

(16:41):
First of all, holmies, yes, as a disclaimering Um, this
is just a basic class on me. So I don't
think like, are you gonna take this class and all
of a sudden you're like Bruce Lee or whatever, Holmi
like altercation or man, I take this flass because if
you think like that on me, then you're probably get
knocked out over there. But I was scared. Um I
did on me. I did train with wat home that

(17:04):
was he was. He was trained by a tea tray
who was taught by a former student of Vato that
lived in the same apartment building as Bruce. Lee Homie
what a trappin Yeah, and Sali was scary even more
of a trip a Abrica di resorder. This Vato was
also named Lee Homie, but it was his first name
on me, not his last name. I guess it was

(17:26):
short for Leland Pakowski on me. Yeah, that's break there um. Lastly,
on me, let me remind you that this is a
South defense class. He emphasis on defense on me, all right,
so you can be like starting Plato some fools and
just be like, you know, like just so you could
display your skills, like let me start some ship and

(17:47):
let me like bump this for right here at Denny's
and see if he wants to fight right now, like
Naomi they say that kind of class or whatever. All right,
because I had a student on me who took my
classes so that he could you know, be fulls up
a And I'm not about that, homie, but he was
using it for that he and he was already beating
falls up on me before, so he took my class
to get better at that and now that fool is

(18:10):
considered a danger to society, Homie. Uh. And I saw
him the other day, Homie, and I tried to talk
to him. I say, hey, Francis, like, you can't be
doing like that, Homie, like socking fools for whatever reason. Uh.
Then he looked at me like like like if he
was gonna suck me. Uh. So yeah, pretty much just
jammed order. Yeah, Homie. So this leads me to the
first rule of self defense on me. All Right, if

(18:33):
you're ever in a situation where it starts to get heated, uh,
then just jam home. You don't need that bed home.
You got things to do, you know, closing the washer
that you need to put in the dryer. Um, you
know what I'm saying, Like, you're Dyah needs you to
set up chairs in the morning for the for her
because she sells avon Homie at the at the garage
sale on her front yard. And she had asked you
like two weeks ago. Um, so you gotta be right there, Homie,

(18:54):
to set up the chairs and the tables for that A.
So yeah, just jam on me. But you know, because
you don't have to find at it just because someone
else wants you to fight on me, you know what
I mean, just walk away home. In some cases run
on me and you know what's the worst that could happen?
You know, yeah, was my talk shit? Or they might
be laughing at you and really look at he's a pussy,
or you know, I stay he's a track star on

(19:14):
me and you might have to like move out of
that city home for a while. But maybe you needed
that change anyway on me, you know, just a change
of scenery and start a new life or whatever. On
me because one of one of my students told me
he was about to get into it was something about
the way and he just jammed. And then two months
later on me he ended up moving to um or
was it as the Tracy California? On me? Uh and

(19:37):
trip out on this he out there and Tracy. He
was able to afford a path on me, like a
house and everything. So now this full lives in a house.
He's got a three car garage at three car garage
on me. The following he has one car. He's always
only had one car, but now he has options. They're like, hey,
what can I do with that space right there? All right?
He nextro south defense try to talk it out first
on me because most fights happened because I misunderstand Indians

(20:00):
on me, you know what I mean, Because something would
be like, hey, what are you looking at my lady? Four?
And you could be like, I was looking at it,
but it's because I thought that we had went to
the same middle school. On me, I was like, damn, wonderfact,
that's Lupita on me from seventh grade. But it turns
out that it was. And so my bad homie. I
was just trying to see if it was hurt on me.

(20:20):
And even if you were checking out this lady on me,
you gotta you know, you gotta think quick like that,
ain't you know, just kind of like off the cuffs
or wherever they say on me, because statistics had shown
me that nine out of ten fights happened because you
look at some bottles lady on me, and it's important
to have quick responses. They like when he comes up, hey,
what are you doing looking at my lady like that? Okay,

(20:42):
I'm gonna give you a few responses. You could use
a all right, the first one, uh he mr, I
didn't know I was staring at your lady because I
have forgot my glasses. Ay, all right, everything is blurry
right now, and I don't even know where I'm at
right now, and and like, hey, I thought you were
another four you know this and that, and you kind

(21:02):
of just look confused and just act like you need
a glasses. Eh. So a lot of times posed will
be like okay, there's foldn't all or he'll just knock
you out. For someone will be like, hey, were you
looking at my ladies? I was like that. You could
be like, yeah, I wasn't staring at her analags hold me.
I was looking at her pants hey, because her pants
are feedom and they look good quality, and I think

(21:22):
that my lady would like a pair of pants like that.
So actually homie is a covactor lady where she got
those pants? And he'll probably be like okay, yeah, or
he might just back and direct there in front of
your home, he say right um, or he might be
like hey, like look somewhere else. Why are you looking
at my hand? Not like that, like you want to

(21:43):
do things with You could say like, hey, my pad, homie,
I was staring at her because she reminds me of
old photos of my grandma, Like when my grandma was young,
and she just died recently, homie, she died recently, homies.
So yeah, pants at home. Me A'm all emotional right now, Wilta.
You know, he'll probably be like and hold me in

(22:05):
my bad a, like, let me get you a beer,
you know, my bad or you'll do a roundhouse kick
to your chest and you knocked out of breath. All right, there,
that's fat meat or whatever this is student occurred, They
all right, so what's up? So guarantee it on me
and ex time to go out. Have a few of
these in your pocket a so that you can respond
to an angry bottle quickly on me, all right. If

(22:27):
talking to them doesn't work, then just jam on me
or just you know, take a little quick job. You
probably need it anyway, so sign up a for self
defense basics or creeper Home. Limited space available. If these
techniques can help at least one bottle from getting an
unnecessary beat down and having to move to Tracy, California,
then hey, that's what's up, all right? But he also

(22:50):
a shout out to the hind there. I know a
lot of people and Tracy on me. So yeah, congratulations,
you've got a bigger pad out there and they have
a little shopping center on many little activities right there too.
So that's what's up all right. M m m m
m mmmmmmm. We got that laughter for your soul and
now tuned into the breaking on this show. It lift

(23:12):
and uter rides have been pretty interesting. They tell you
that much. What's it called? What about the uh that
time in order to lift and you were trying to
get to year. Sorry, yeah, that's story. That's probably the Yeah,
this is probably the creament. I mean I got a couple.
I mean this one though, was the I called a

(23:34):
lift and I waited outside my the wife and kids
were like, okay, bye, you know from the door. I
walked down and then they saw like like, I think
it's come. I was like, don't trip, it's coming soon.
I waited on the sidewalk and then I was just waiting, waiting,
and then I kind of hear I kind of got
used to hearing the sounds of prius is it's gotta
be what And so whenever you know everyone's mobbing a

(23:59):
pre some I'm like when one of my homies moms
a preus and he was a lift driver and he
mobs and the dude mobs up and it's just quiet. Nothing,
nothing's mean, saying like yeah, they're just kind of exactly.
I live on a quiet street. I'm in the residential neighborhood.
I'm like, all right, I can hear it. And I'm like, yo,
it's just uh, just a lift for for Hiro And
then nothing but not moving. The car's not moving. I'm like, yo,

(24:21):
live for Hiro's just for sixty And then I was
like nothing and then the car is not moving. It
just stays in front of me, and so I'm like
and then I tap on the window and then rolls
the homie. The driver rolls the passenger window the window down.
I'm like, yo, man, is this uh just a lift
lift ride? And then just quiet and I'm like, yo,

(24:42):
it's just my boy, It's like something homi me the
school show, but funking with me right now. I was like,
I don't know. And then I stepped close to the
car and like, yo, is this you? And then silence
and I'm like nah, and then I take a step back.
I was like, fun is going on right with you?
Just like kind of hoping I'm hearing someone walking down
the sidewalk that could help me confirm like it was

(25:04):
a lip. Remember lift used to have the pink mustaches
on the front. Yeah, that's when that was that that
was a thing, right, So I was like, someone can
confirm there's a pink mustache on this bit, you know
what I mean. So I'm like, yo, live for high
row and I go back to the thing and it's
just purring. Remember this is not now, it's like five
to seven minutes. It's like a little bit awkward to
my gig. I'm like, yo, I stick my head and

(25:27):
you lift, and then I just feel a hand creep
up to grab my hand and then just does like
a little pound or like you just and I was like, oh, okay,
let's go. Here we go. I opened up that he's
got to be it right. So I'm like, let me.
I open up the passenger door. I slide in and
then I'm like, all right, baby, you're on the back seat. No.

(25:50):
And now I double down on it because I'm also
that dude who ops in the car and I think
I'm getting in the back seat and I'm actually getting
in the front seat. Not like my wife like that.
At the time. She's like, hey, let's go, and I
just opened up. She just you're having in the back
seat again, I like because they're like, you knew I
was getting there. You couldn't stopped me, but okayn happen. Yeah,

(26:16):
gives her a little giggle and then I'm like, so
like I popped in the front seat. I'm like, what's up, bro,
what's going on? Like film more? And then and then
he hands me something that feels like an iPad like
flat and he's like I hear him tap it. I'm
like he was, I'm like, d film more and then
he just taps it. I'm like, uh no, no, I

(26:39):
I can't see, bro, Like you know, I mean, I
don't know what you're pointing at. He's like, dred film
more and then he and then he's tapping it and
then grabs my other hand. He grabs my hand and
puts it feels like a marker and I think it
was a sharpie. And then I was like wait a minute.
I was like, no, man, I can't see. I can't see.

(27:00):
And then he's like grabbing my fists and then we're
making like two fists and he keeps pounding it and
he's like I'm like and he's tapping the board and
I was like all right, this is not an iPad.
It's obviously all right. Now, I'm like, it's a dry racerboard.
What he give me a dry racer board? I'm like,
hundred film more. And then it's just a moment of silence,

(27:20):
and I'm like and then I get a little nervous.
I'm kind of panicking a little bit. Yeah, you're like, damn,
what's really having up some shape? Yeah? And then like
Julis's taking his joke too far. Yeah, I'm like, wait
a minute. And he puts the marker back in my hand,
and then he's just out of nowhere. It's because silent,

(27:41):
and he just goes just oh. And I was like,
I just went, oh, my jaw dropped. I was like
that and this cat's death, bro. And I was like,
oh yeah, And just a disclaimer, no disrespect back to
the deaf community. The blind community got the deaf communities

(28:03):
back in every way. You know what I'm saying, But
that that's but that sound is how you figured out
oh when he made his mouth this sound from oh,
and I was like, oh, no, blad. I was already
sitting in his passenger door for like in his seat
for like five minutes you know, trying to figure out that, hey,
what is this iPad? And then he taps the board
again and I'm like, dry eracer board. I put two

(28:26):
and two together, and like he wants me to write
down that, and then I just if he didn't me
like put his thumb up, it was so I uncapped
the marker. I write hundred fillmore. He grabs my hand
as a pound, pounds it and then puts a thumb,
puts a thumb up for me on my hand and
then places a thumb on himself to let me know

(28:49):
like we got it. It's go time. I was like, like,
let's go down. Here we go. I'm on Death Driver
with the fly passengers. He has that story with this home.
He's like like you're never safe and sound gives me
their saving sound. And my boy Peter's loading in some drums.

(29:11):
He sees me getting ARGI what's bros. And I look
at him like breath. You'll never guess what type of
ride I just had, not in a billion years, like
the one the blind dude gonna live. Get some death
Lift Driver house. This is KU alone us it. You're

(29:32):
number one news station in the county. Good evening. This
just in local lawn Firstment agencies rated a downtown warehouse
where an organized fight club has been operating. With more
on this, we have our own Arnie argoball at the
theme Arnie as a warning of parents with small children
at home what you're about to see a shocking security

(29:53):
cameras picked up a video of a flash bomb going
off in the warehouse, followed by several police officers breaking
through the window. Uns were drawn and some of the
people first pulled out were what appeared to be little homies.
Are we certain their little homies? Well, we're the land
that has been confirmed that these men were between the
heights of five three and five seven. Oh. Looks like
the police chief is ready to address the media. They

(30:15):
proximately live. Forty PM, local police and county Sheriff's raided
the area. This was part of a two year investigation.
From what we understand, there are several players involved in
even some outside of the city that have been training
little homies to fight against each other. This is unlike
the little homie fight club raid that happened in the
late seventies. This one is much much more organized and

(30:38):
much more lucrative and sophisticated. Yeah, police chief, can you
comment on why the raid took as long as it did.
As you all know, we have some little homies in
the force, but not one of them volunteered for this assignment.
I don't blame them. It's highly risky and dangerous to
get involved with these people, who, in my opinion, are
some of the worst criminals out there. It's not the

(31:00):
little homies themselves, they are the victims, but it's the organizers,
the bosses who exploited these little homies for profit. I mean,
it's basically human trafficking. Is it true that some of
these little homies were underage? Yes, it's unfortunate, but we
were able to rescue a couple of teenagers who stated
that they were going through a grosper so the bosses

(31:20):
were to make them sleep standing up and then stacked
phone books on top of their heads to stop them
from growing. It's such a shame. The police thief went
on and said anywhere from ten to twelve little homies
would live in one small bedroom apartment filled with little
bunk beds and little blankets, throw pillows or youth at
the regular pillows. Some would even put two to three
pillows on the floor and they would sleep on that.

(31:41):
But there wasn't time for much sleeping because they were
forced to train and fight against other little homies. The
client tell that would attend these Morgan Knights fights were
typically more well to do, wagering upwards to two hundred
thousand per fight, a lot of money with exchange at
these fights, and none of it was going towards the
little homies themselves. Alenda, thank you, Arnie. Now we're gonna

(32:01):
move to some exclusive footage obtained by one of the
little homies kept captive in the warehouse. Just a warning
where you're about to see as graphic. I'm a man,

(32:28):
this is truly heartbreaking news. I'm here with Diego Cruz,
a firmer, member of the Little Homie Awareness Foundation and
former fighter from the early Little Homie Fight Club. Diego,
are you surprised at the recent events? I'm not surprised
at all. One thing that is similar to today's fighters
is that we didn't know it was wrong. Back in

(32:48):
the days, we were just trying to be you know,
bought us little homies with something to prove. As you know,
a lot of little homies have anger issues, and these
bosses out there are ready to exploit the to make profit.
It's a good thing that there are programs like the
Little Homies Awareness Foundations that can help rehabilitate these men

(33:11):
and put these bosses behind bars, let's hope. So to
our viewers, if you know someone who was involved in
the Little Homie fight clubs and maybe in need of
some additional support, please call the number below. That's one
three three, five, four five eight to eight six. That
number once again, it's one eight three three l I
L B A t O. That's one three three Little

(33:35):
Vato And that does it for tonight, folks. Also signing
up for Arnie Argo. Well, we'll be back tomorrow morning
at eight am with Jan Gibson and Tom putting again.
Good night. I've been in your presence at least twice
just the time we've toured together. And for those who

(33:56):
don't know, like, uh, you know, sometimes tour and I
would have have the four piece man of the Baonics
and you know, so Hiro and uh, you know the
rest of the crew. We hit the road for a
long time and then uh and then uh no. But
in that time between twice I saw him, I saw
you get into it with the with the wheelchair homies,

(34:19):
because some of the wheelchair homies are kind of you know,
they make space for me, get out of my way,
you know, and and you know it's understandable. But then
they've bumped into you or you've bumped into them, and
they're like, come on, watch you out, asshole, and you
have to be And then I've seen it in person
where the one person's like, oh, I'm sorry. You're like
I'm sorry, I can't see. They're like, yeah, fucking right,
same thing they say, we don't believe you, even it's mine.

(34:41):
Growing to me, I'm like, why would you just go
around wearing SHA's inside lying to people that you're blind,
you know. But like with the wheelchair cats, we we
you know my you know, in my experience, they just
they don't funk with your boy. Man. They got beef
with your boy every time, Like every time I got
a good club or bar, and it gets it gets

(35:01):
a little volatile, you know what I mean. Like I
did a gig in Oakland and I went, I walked,
I got guided to the bar and the homie who
through the event was a blind homie, a blind producer too,
and I was like, oh, hell yeah, And I get
to the bar and I'm but my cane was on
the stage, but I got guided from my DJ. My DJ,
y'all moving right back, and he bounced and he goes

(35:21):
and he bounced on me and I was just waiting,
waiting to get up, and then made an order and
then uh, somebody. It was a very narrow space, but
behind it was like a little walkway to get to
the elevator for like excess, you know, a d A. Yeah,
And there was a homie helping out this this this
lady in a wheelchair and she just said, hey, move it, asshole,

(35:46):
and I was like staying. I was like excuse me.
I was like no, there's no way, it goes no way.
She's talking to me right and I was like excuse me, Like, yo,
get out the way I'm trying to get through. Did
you see him in a wheelchairs? Like oh yo, I'm
so sorry, like my apologies, I can't see, Like oh bullshit,
fuck off. I was like what cute? And I was
like no, no, seriously, I'm blind. I can't see, Like, oh,

(36:07):
you're sucking asshole. And then they run over my foot
and I was like I was like, hey, yo, what's up?
And then they went all the way to the elevator
and I turned her to my rights like yo, I'm blinder,
and she just got hello mad, just just piste off,
like oh, fuck off, asshole. All right, you're a fucking asshole.

(36:29):
You're not blind. And I was like, I'm so sorry,
but I'm blind, Like fuck you. And I was like what.
I was like, hey, she opened up the elevator open
and they're pushing them in. I was like, well, well
fuck you too, Lieutenant Dan. Oh I dud bro. I
dropped a Lieutenant Dan because Lieutenant Dan was always a girl,
you know. It was aggressive and ship and Lieutenant Dan

(36:50):
was always yelling at off, you know, come on. And
then I was like she was yelling at me like
fuck off. And I was like, it's right over my funk.
I've run that, you know what I mean, let's messed up, dude.
And she got me just yelling at me, bro, And
I was hot, my dude. My foot was busted for
like a day or two, you know what I mean

(37:12):
that that Lieutenant dakarm. It was definitely a call for
you know right, yeah, I thought like I know, sorry,
I didn't mean I don't get to retell that story.
Too often. But you I know you've witnessed the beef
like you didn't, but you've seen it. It's interesting because
you know, you don't you see my cane out right
exactly came out and you gotta get I've seen you
with your cane out with will Tramp homies like being like, yeah,

(37:32):
the funk out of the way. It's weird. It's like, yeah,
I should be sympathetic towards each other. I mean, everybody
should be sympathet But you know, it's just interesting that
that that's like a it's that like a non be
I mean, I don't know, but because I just you know,
I became blind and O nine, so it's kind of
like I gotta tap in no intended. I became blind
and no. Nine gotta tap in with it, no pun intended.

(37:54):
It's kind of splended. You don't get offended. So I'm like,
I think there might be something there, and you've witnessed it.
I thought it, and then I mentioned it to you guys,
and then you go we go to the airports. Were
like because at first I was like, come on, you're
just trying to make a funny story or something. But
then I started we'll be seeing. It's crazy that that's
a thing. I think there's a thing. I think there's

(38:15):
some beef with the wheelchair we should squash. Hm. Well,
I want to take this opportunity right now if I can. Yeah, yo, please, um,
I would like to extend olive branch to the entire
wheelchair community, on behalf of the blind community. We mean
no harm. We want to coexist. We will get out

(38:38):
the way and we can figure out ways to compromise
and to resolve this. Like when my daughter was nine
months old and she was crawling over the house, I
tied a little bell to her ankle so I could
hear her, you know, and she was hell of fast,
you know what I mean. So maybe get Yeah, but
we can't ask the wheelchair no, not at all. But
I can put a bell in my kid. Whatever it is,
we can figure some out. I'm just throwing out. I'm
just spitballing. Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah yeah, Delhi. It's

(39:14):
getting lonely for little homies. It's what we're going through
skyscape Exactifony, my ductor Tommy, you're just a little People
always forget about us little homies until they forced us
into an underground five club to make them man some

(39:34):
more money. Put in my hands on another little man
for what for some cheap entertainment in an extra few bucks.
We already have so many obstacles to overcome, so tired
of having to eat up regular sized people's crumbs. We
stick together together, reaching for the heavens, even though we
max out at the hyper five seven. Little deln he's

(39:58):
getting lonely, Hello, little home basis, it's what we're going
They're going through Sky's great to second phony. My doctor
told me you just a little a little fool. Yeah,
it's getting lonely for little Home basis, it's what we're going.
Where we're going through Sky is creating the second phony.

(40:22):
My doctor told me, just athy, I'm just a little fool,
little fool. Yeah, m m mmmmmmmmm. We got that doctor

(40:48):
for your soul. And now too the into the Frankie
King on this show. And when you mentioned your kids, man,
I gotta say, like, I love kicking at your path
and just you know your why friends and tight ship
and then but but you know, just seeing you still
bump up the stuff in your own bad basically laughing,
I'm sorry about the way I remember I was sleeping

(41:11):
in your living room, but you didn't. You thought I
was asleep, and you're just having a conversation with yourself,
but you're walking through the kitchen to the dark and
you bumped into like the dresser or like whatever, that
little that little stand in the in the in the
eating area, and you're like, oh, there you are. You
didn't know I was awake so listening, and I'm like
it's so beautiful. And then the way your kids interact

(41:33):
with you, Uh no, no, because what how do they know?
It was nine and seven, Yeah, nine and seven, and
they're just it's just so fluid, you know, like they
know they gotta you know, guide your hands certain places
or move out of your way or da da da,
and and they listen to you like you know when
you discipline them, and they're like, okay, they don't. I
never seen him trying to be too sneaky with when
it comes to like, oh you can't see so yeah,

(41:53):
they tried. They you know, they tested the waters here
and there, and then I have to come. I gotta
come with force what I'm saying, like I laid it down,
like hell no, I'm a drill sergeant with that because
they Yeah, you were talking me about when Nico the
other day trying to sneak into the snack pantry or whatever,
and you're like in the pantry, You're like, I know
where you're at, motherfucker. You know, Like I hear the
money try no, no, I get you. I say the

(42:15):
same thing. I hear the crunching. I hear the munching.
I was like, dude, you have to on the table
over there. You gotta go fish at the much like
who I'm like, dude, it's a bomb solid or anything.
You know what I mean. We had Mexican tem I
listen there, but whatever, you know, he's that they try
to they try to weazzle around the old you know,

(42:36):
a little head huncho del grand Day. But that's not
happening these parts, you know what I mean. Yeah, you
gotta let him know who you know who the old
Nacho Supremo is, you know what I mean, They let
him know what the old natural Supremo is. When you're
walking around these parts. Yeah, No, kids, they're dope. Like
the kids are off awesome. You know, Alida, that's my

(42:58):
rider die. So we're gonna super hard and we love
having you at the crib, baby boy, and coming and
getting down. Yeah, it's a good time, man, getting you
back in the city. And you know, I knew you know,
I knew you when you started or just after you
started dating. Uh it's I was with the lead up
we would do next month. We're about to be five

(43:18):
years oh yeah, years on we go back to high school.
That's crazy. Yeah, man, she we were daming before I
was even a singer, before I was a rapper. That's right,
that's right, I guess because my memories over when when
you started singing, she'd be over there with her crew,
all high feet out, fresh started. That's my man. And
now she's like, hey, hey, you doing what you like
something to eat? You know, a tight ship with the kids,

(43:40):
and she'd be like this down so you well, that's
the thing. You know. We kept the Creeper's lowrider bike
storage in our Oh yeah, oh yeah, I know. I
mean I know that. Thank you for you know story,
I know, so you you know how she can get
oh yeah, yeah. She was like, okay, good to see
your frank, Yeah, okay, calling from your storage unit over here,

(44:03):
like you know, because you know she was using the
pellets on biker or whatever it was, we don't workout
bike and she said that my my low rider bike
will would be like in her face and she's trying
to get into it in the like this fucking little shot,
you know, this little cello. Fuck? When when is fucking
freaking gonna get this lowrider bike? I'm like, I don't know, babe,

(44:24):
but did you know we soon we'll figure it out, honey.
And then I try to get him always like how
can we make it even more lower? You know, like
you know you guys, you guys got a hook and
hugging for me. Oh man, Oh y'all owe y'all for that.
You know that's that's my card? Yeah, because then you know,

(44:45):
and then the pandemic, I was like, dang, I was
in l A. You guys are back up in San Pancho,
and it was like I did. I was like, I
gotta I gotta get a van and ride it up there.
How am I gonna get it down? And then yeah,
but y'all made it work for a while, which that
was the best. Like on tour with the wet we
even had a bike mount oh sweat hog Man and
the sweat Dog would put put the low rider bike
on the bike rack and then we'll be driving down

(45:06):
the five. For those who don't know, sweat Hog is
a long time home and he's like a just solid
roadie and road hog and sweat hog we call him.
He sweats like no other, like out of every pore,
perviously profusely homie. And then he kind of even when
he's lifting things and he moves it good, he puts
a lot of shrink in it. But you could kind
of hear, so you know what, we need sweat so

(45:31):
you're like sweat Hog. He lives up to the name
to the fullest, y'all, like to the fullest, make sure
everything's on point. He had after it to parties here,
but you know he handles business first always. But man,
I remember we had to travel with that low rider
bike and that fool learned how to break it down,
put it into a box, and he even got it

(45:52):
to fly on the plane for free in Southwest. He
like fitted into a certain size box like okay, you
meet the limit, and he was like, oh my god,
we made it up, dude. He made it happen. Where ever.
We flew everywhere like that. Remember that time you guys
got off, I mean he whatever we were like partying
or doing here something and he uh he got to

(46:14):
breakfast sandwiches from like Carl Jr. And put he was
wearing them as shoes. He was so for he was
that fucked up. Yeah, yeah that you know, you shouldn't
bring that up. So I think someone, yeah, let's we
can edit that's the native Native American grounds too. Oh.
So he was pride in his mind because he was
like it was he was on mushrooms or stuff. He

(46:34):
was on every know it was a spiritual I think
it was on a vision quest. He listened this. It
was breakfast sanwich, it was wet sand. He somehow fastened
to his feet. He was like, oh it was spiritual journey.
We're like uh and everyone's like, yo, you sure that.

(46:56):
I'm like, well, technically this is his off hour. He
doesn't have to be on for a four hours, so
we gotta get on the road, so let him be. Yeah,
he's not really on our clock right now. Like everyone
go back just on a sled out to breakfast that
which is for shooting spiritual journey ship. No, that's my
that's a straight brother. And he holds it down safe
and make sure we're on time and that homie puts

(47:18):
it down, bro for sure. It was still a lot
of lots of fun and lots of you know, he
does like four people's jobs, you know exactly, it's crazy exactly.
He's the and yeah, when you touch him, he feels solid,
you know, like damn, but it's not on this one
and just ride him out, is well. You see his
calth muscles, remember, Yeah, he's just always his strong features

(47:41):
and he's kind of lowered to the ground. You know,
he's a little taller than is he under five seven?
Oh for show, So for those who don't know, a
little homies are adult males between the heights of five
three and five seven. Yeah, I think he's definitely an
Italian little homie. He's still like he's receidy. Yeah, but okay,
so that's what I'm saying. He's close to the ground,
very balance. We're sending a wrong shrunk kas a sweat

(48:01):
hug man. Yeah we'll meet yeah for nothing, but over here,
I'll get it done with these. You know, he's uh
lower ground. Yeah, he's a little homie five said. I
think it's cut off a five seven. Yeah, having trouble
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ram Text Extreme Energy Powder. Once it's never enough. Hey,
but so you've been singing it's about twenty years now,
right or yeah? So yeah? Yeah man, man, how's that?
I mean? I know, I know a big question. You
were there in the beginning. I know, I know I flopped.

(49:31):
You were there for all those like yikes, yeah yeah,
like those guys. You want to be a singer? All right?
You have my supported on me. Yeah when yeah, we're
here for you. Just get really drunk. I know, you
just got to be in the right state of mine.
You gotta get your journey like a little breakfastide which

(49:54):
is chunk get sing, you get see just like him
in the Firm Row dancing with the Sandwich ones on this.
He's so good, isn't he just squinch? Yes, breakfast chunks quick,
He's good, man, He's got so good And I'm up
there like no man. I it's it took a lot

(50:21):
of hard work. It was a lot of crashing burns.
I mean saying would stand up. You know I was right.
I was going on your open mics and all the
early days too. It's a diarrhea and sex jokes. No, no,
I tell my wife, no, you're gonna love this one.
Just yeah. You know it's gonna be another fart joke. Yeah,
but it's good. It's good. It's funny. It's gonna be different.

(50:44):
That's another fart joke. That's what you know. That's your
homies through these shows. You guys, you know the same
thing with our songs, like here are songs a thousand times,
but that's what it is, right, ten thousand hours you
clock in and with the one thing we were grinders
you know what I'm saying. Man, all guys were still
still you know, the gigs and gigs and but the

(51:05):
thing about your guys, your shows in that little like
the community and the following that you built, it's like
it's always like a guarantee, like like it's guarantee a
good time every time. I way, I know what kind
of vibru is gonna be at it, you know what
to expect, and it's just like, yeah, let's go exactly,
you know. And then you guys were like cool with
everybody and except for the people that don't believe that
you're blind. Oh I remember a thirteen film one time

(51:27):
you guys were digging and it was like these girls
they're having like a bachelortte party or is their birthday
and they had cupcakes. Yeah, and uh one of the
hyas gets a gets a cupcake and she's like, you're
singing and she I don't know if you remember this, Okay,
this was years ago home man, and she's putting it
in your face like offer you to the cupcake, and

(51:49):
she's there like and she started getting she starts getting annoyed,
like like you're not taking it. A mid song, yes, yeah,
So first of all, even if you could see, like,
come on, he's working around, he's seen you. What do
you want him to do? Start making the cupcake where
you see like, thank you, don't don't be surprised. Whutdn't

(52:12):
put it fast me? Yeah, But but I was like,
I remember, I was the one right there. She was
like a fucking ashole, like she finally gave up on
giving it to you, that fucking asshole. And I was
right there and I kind of tapped her on her
on her elbow because she was like still holding the
cupcake and back, you know, And then I was like hey,
I was like, he's blind, he can't see. And then

(52:33):
same thing, you know, she's like in shock at first,
and I was like, that's why he's wearing his sunglasses.
You know, he can't you know, you can't see. And
then somebody else behind me confirming like yeah, he's blind.
She's like, oh God, like I feel like that's your dad.
I'm the ashole. I'm sorry you guys on cupcakes. Yeah,
I mean he would take all these coopcakes, you know

(52:54):
at my homie like that in public like that. No,
I remember mits and you you came up like hey,
he's blind. Yeah, because she was that much in your face.
I had to get in your face too, because it
was that's what was Yeah, I mean, that's how that's hard. Like,
come on, I know it wasn't like a stage was
a lounge, but get out to you know, yeah, get off,

(53:16):
get out my grill and you're like trying to sing it.
We're right there. I'm like, hey, he's blind. Yeah. No,
that's all the time, bro, And that's I remember. Yeah,
thank you for that, bro. If I didn't get to
thank you. Sure we enjoyed some cupcakes that night, and yeah,
probably they gave us all the cupcakes. That's pretty good too. Yeah,
congratulations all your cupcakes. I'm so sorry. There anything we

(53:37):
can get anything. You want a cupcake, I want all
your cupcakes. Yeah, I want even to the I want
to or chopped the flavored in the back soup. Just
get off gangster with him? Yeah yeah, yeah, give me
a cocktail too, Yeah exactly. Hill. No, man, that's that's
when my boys got in my back. That my bandmates
they gotta you know, I'm sure it gets a little

(53:59):
frustrating for them too, you know, seeing it or girls
giving me numbers and putting into my cup holder. Oh yeah, yeah,
because you got the cup holder. But they're the phone
numbers are never for me, they're for my really good
looking bass player, you know, uncle Bill looks like Johnny Depp.

(54:19):
And they're like, hey, excuse me. And I just like finished,
like crushing a dope b ass song, like just you know,
just put it on, and everyone's like, how what's up?
Are we gonna take a break? Oh my god, that
was amazing, Oh thank you so much. Here, here's a napkin,
here's the phone numbers, Like, oh think that's so sweet,
but you know, just yeah, can you give that to
your bass player? And I'm like, he's standing three feet

(54:39):
behind me, like we're not even in a big gas stage.
I'm like, you'll give it to him? Yeah, get butter Bill.
She's like, what's up, bro? Some some hot chick. I
think she was hot. I don't know, but she smelled greatly,
soft hands, great, she's giving your phone number her phone
number on the napkin. You've what's this caller? Then I

(55:00):
have to set here throw it at him. I love
it when we're go into situation like that, or like
when we show up to the spot we're just starting
and we have to give you the play by play. Yeah,
we're going to a bar like a lounge, you know what,
we're seeing what the scene is, and we're like giants
or dodgers. Yeah, okay, this and that, and then uh

(55:21):
we'll be like, you know, okay, I'm like, all right,
here's the scene. There's a bar to the right, a
little dance flar. Okay, there's a girl partner late twenties,
and then there looks like her Theazic Sword about forty two.
But she looks good though. Yeah, you know, like you
but I'd like it when you do it because usually
even go more in detail what kind of dance moves
are happening? Yeah, yeah, yeah, I like to get into detail,

(55:42):
and it kind of helps with my help storytelling and
stuff like that. And I'm like, and I'm just trying
to put myself in your shoes and be like, Okay,
what would I want to know or what's gonna give
me the best opportunity to have the best envisioned what
it really is going on. It helps me out because
then I'm kind of pretty good dancer. I'm saying, oh yeah,
for you, you know, they're doing talking about Smike Johnson.

(56:06):
If you we're gonna walk through the dance floor, everyone's
doing the everyone's doing the duggie, so you might want
to get you might start doing the duggie. Okay, Okay,
I still okay, good looking out. Okay, I's got right,
do get do it again? Low. We gotta get through,
you know, I gott acclimate through the dance floor, through
the crowd. You paint the picture for me, so it

(56:26):
is Rudy. Yeah, yeah, Rudy does a good play by play. Also,
yeah he does. He does builds a menu reader. I
feel every place to go to. He's the first one
grabbing me, and he's like, all right, okay, they gotta
meet a lot of the side up in mash potatoes, okay.
And then they got their chicken options. They're taking it.
And he goes to the menu like like an auction
like auctioneer, like and we got one harm I don't
three hunt, we got four hunter. We got frest French Lander.

(56:47):
Yeah yeah, yeah, he's a chef. He's a foodie. But
then I get messed up. We're go with my guitar
player Riley, who only eats chicken. He's I'm like, can
we sit down at a pizza spot or something, and
there's like, you know, I can feel the menu's got
like four pages, Like so I think we're gonna pie's
Like yeah, bro, they only got chicken pizza. I'm like, wait,
what's this. They got chicken tenders and chicken wings. I

(57:08):
think that's all they got, brom Like really it feels
like there's a lot more in the menu though. I
was like, oh, it's a wine list, like selfish exactly,
Like no, I know it's good for your body, bro,
I'm not gonna get it, you know, and I eat everything. Yeah,
that's why I built, you know. Shout out to Bill Man.

(57:30):
He gives me the the play by play every because
you know, it depends what mood I'm in, right right, yeah,
what we're gonna grow on and you you you know,
and when we got try to help you out last night,
they give us the the sliders, but they had the
toppings on the side, and you just start making the thing.
I'm like, hey man, they got toppings where they got
tomatoes and let us so you could put in there.
I'm like, do you want that? You're like yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,

(57:54):
Like okay, and I'll like guide your head to the ship. Yeah. Everything,
it's funny too, but what do you Sometimes you're in
the sandwich you know, we love sandwiches, um like it all.
Sometimes like the bundle fall off or like the whole
thing and you're you're holding it in there. Oh it's delicious,
you know, and I'm like, you're missing the whole top.
I know you got you got, I know, thank you,

(58:16):
But no, we we do a good job of like
cleaning you up. When your you guys did a good job.
It helps that I had a you know, a couple
of you guys used to we're got a car wash
and help me out. Yeah, we do it a mayonna.
You're always dressed. Well, that's the thing. You dressed good
on me. I think that's so a lot of people
get thrown off is when you know, when you're wearing
the shades like yeah, well we talked about it earlier,

(58:36):
but yeah, but I get it. I'm even like, damn,
I need to stop my game. Like and I love
how you like when we have to share a room
or whatever, You're like, you know exactly what is packed
in your bag? You're like, okay, there we should be
a like a maroon colored shirt the bottom left side
of the thing, and you know it's like all your
extra senses or are your other senses are like way
more on point than I mean that. I'm not I'm

(58:57):
going to full disclosure. That's my wife telling me exactly
what's in there. Yeah, no, no, I'm not that or
like smelling it like O. We know that she knows,
she knows, she's got ste she knows what your is.
She knows. Yeah, she switches my she know. But I'm saying,
you know what's in there? You remember what's in there?
I have to or I'm screwed right right. I mean,

(59:22):
it's happened, you know what I mean, like you know, yeah,
you weren't like a like a what's it like a
Canadian suit or fuldnom suit. Happened a farmer brown one time,
like the Homegirl. One of the servers like, oh, super
hot the Canadian Canadian tuxedo. I was like, oh, don't
mean to try to wea you have to turn to

(59:44):
the homie. What am I wearing right now? Really? You
know that you never know or if it's a T shirt.
T shirts are the worst and I'm out and about
and they're like, oh, sweet man, you know, yeah, like
oh whatever, whatever, you know, Oh it says something, say something,
and I'm like, you know, I'm with stupid. It's good
st that I'm wearing that. I'm wearing that, I'm wearing that. Hey,

(01:00:04):
what's a man Go Warriors. Yeah, oh it's a I'm
more to wear your shirt. I guess I just not
up on that. You never know, but that's with everything,
you know what I mean, that's you never know what.
I accidentally put dishwashing soap thinking it was a honey jar.
Honey that was last week. Last week. I was last week.

(01:00:25):
So you drank some donner. I mean, it wasn't as bad,
was as brushing your teeth were prepression. Ah, but that
was that's another story. That's another that's another podcast. Yeah,
next week's episode, these toothpastes smells supposed to be Tom's

(01:00:45):
organic charcoal toothpaste. Yeah, oh j my cereal. That's that's
usually a common I mean they did stop that. One
stopped that, but that's have been a couple of times. Yeah, man,
that I gotta go. They keep going. Like I said,
next week's episode can take your own whole season, all right, y'all, Hey,

(01:01:10):
well thanks for being here. How I appreciate your coin
of everything. Oh yeah, now now always, it's honored to
have you have a home, homie've been a long time
homeboy and uh man, good good dad, good husband, all
that good stuff. Just a good vibe, great singer. Just
thank you brother, love it Homie. I appreciate it. Man.
So yeah, where could the listeners find you? Alright? Social

(01:01:32):
media and stuff? Here we go. Well, Bayonics, you know
what I'm saying. I forgot I got at the hoodie
this morning. But yeah, Baionics our main band, Bayonics dot
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all some new reggae or they get throwing dance on music.
And then I got all my solo stuff under Rosa
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(01:01:54):
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(01:02:17):
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(01:02:38):
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