February 15, 2023 • 45 mins
Frankie’s mom, aka "Hot Pants," hangs in the studio to talk about flakes and dancing through life. Also, more Astrologicals with Creeper to help you hurdle over the hurdles.
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Speaker 1 (00:01):
We got that laughter for your soul. You now to
the into the breaking on this show. All right. I
got moms in the building today with some already. Yeah,
we're wrong. Oh shoot, I didn't even know. All right,
I didn't know we were going. Maybe hold the micro
a little closer and it's right here, all right, I'm
telling you it needs to be closer. Okay, Yes, don't
(00:23):
be afraid of it. I'm not afraid of it. I'm good,
all right, I'm good. Are you doing You're doing good.
I'm doing good. I didn't even know we were on already,
but yeah, I'm good. I'm good. It doesn't matter. You're
just kicking it. See that you make a thing all
dang the cameras and that we're recording. It's like, you know,
it doesn't matter. Just kick it yourself. You know, you
(00:44):
don't have to Oh yea, you know I have to
have get different because the things. Yeah, but I like
that that soup we do, it's a juicy couture. It's like,
what do you call that? But what do you call it?
You don't have to say it, okay, because I don't
like that. It says it right there. But it's not
like it has Juicy across the ass and all that,
because that's how they designed their stuff and all that.
(01:06):
It's not one of those Oh it doesn't say Juicy
on the ass. Okay, just isn't right here, real subtle. Okay,
Well that's what's ups. I like it. It looks good.
What is it called? What is it called alure? What
is it called? Yeah, it's kind of a warm belure. Okay,
but it's got me stay with the mic. Yeah, yeah,
I'm here. Well, you're asking me about you need to
(01:29):
learn how to work the mic, call me. Yeah, this
is what you do. You need to learn to stay
right here. That's what I'm saying. You need to be
right here. Like oh yeah, no, see you say you
know what I'm saying. You're just staying there. Okay, I'm
right here. Okay, Well you're asking me about my suit. No,
I'm saying it looks good. Relations you know, thank you.
Juicy Couture at its finest right there, and it's finest
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senior senior edition. Yeah. So when you used to go
to the club with your hound girls, just shut up.
Did y'all like dress each other and be like, girl,
does this look good? Boy? Yeah? Oh? Man? You're taking
me back now. We used to go to this place
in Ventura called the Library. It's called the library. The Library. Yeah,
(02:13):
oh man, I'll never forget that place. On Tuesdays they
would have ladies Night and oh day you go out
on a Tuesday. Yeah heck yeah. I was young, single,
yeah yeah, yeah, working on the base and rolling up
in the morning. But yeah, yeah, yeah, it was all good.
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We'd go to this place called the Library. So from dressing,
the journey from auction, the auction Ventura to go out
to the library on Tuesday night to turn off with
the home girls. Yes, and they had ladies night. So
they had the mail strip strippers and they would have
them on Tuesdays. Dang. So they would they get down
to their way down, way down. Yeah. Me and my
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girl Cathy would go all the time. Oh dang, So
you full put dollars in those those pants are yeah? Okay?
Did they get all upon you or you just yeah, yeah,
holding out a lot of details here at Cafelia Yeah yeah, yeah,
so you guys just look. I remember they had one
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called the Jolly Green Giant. Oh he was that wasn't
his stripper name? Yeah, it was this big beautiful black man. Yeah,
and then he the song bring My Bell that would
come on, and he had a little bell at the
end of his g string thing wait, like on the
crotch area, in the crotch area, and when the ring
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my Bell would come on, swinging that thing back and
forth right there, clinging. Yeah, we're like, hi, the bell
the bell. Yeah, so he would like swing is he
would that thing back and forth, back and forth. Yeah,
(04:06):
my god. He was more like the church bell or
was it likely? No, it was those little you know,
the little twinkle bells, like the little um you know,
the little round ones that just make the nice little noise,
you know, like yeah, like little Christmas bell. Oh yeah, okay,
so it's a little cute thing on the end of
this this crazy jolly green giant, like a nice little
(04:29):
you know, Christmas package. Yeah, well it wasn't that little
It doesn't sound like, yeah, it was it jolly green giant. Holdie, Hey,
what's up on, Frankie? You know what this is the
Frankie you know the show podcast. I got my mom
back in the building today. We're just gonna talk here,
I hear I am talking about the jolly green Giant.
(04:50):
I Yeah, well, I wonder where the jolly Green Giants
at today. You know, I don't know. I have no idea.
Um I I don't know. But he made an impression
on you and Kathy one. I'll never forget it. A
little bell and he was extra special when I went
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from my bachelorette party and me and the girls that
were in the wedding. You know, we had twenty one
couples in the wedding, so it was you know, all
the girls that were in the wedding. We went there,
and he was extra for the bachelorette party. What do
you mean his behavior, the cost, extra swinging motion, that's all. Yeah,
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that's the best way I could describe it. Did he
have a special bell for that? The same metal belt?
It was the special belt, but it was a special
presentation for me because I was the bachelorette. So it
was a very um very and this was also the
green Giant's Yeah. So it's like, I'm so he had
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a special paratones for for doing They were green. They
were green. Oh so that's when you read, okay, wow,
so he swung it a little extra for that. I
think the bell barely missed my face. I'm trying to
get I couldn't almost right there, I couldn't, you know.
I just I wanted to be cordial, right, okay, you
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know I couldn't be rude, and so you wanted to
to grab it or ring the bell with your hand
or something, or my imagination was reading a wild you know.
I didn't even know what to do with that thing. Yeah, yeah,
I'm glad you married dad a few days later. Yeah,
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Pops is packing some meat too, though. Men, you know,
And I was remember youngster and we would you know,
we said, shared the same shower, and I'll see him
get out sometimes. Oh day, you know, yeah, he was
swinging pretty good. Yeah one day. Yeah, that's what's uh.
This is the astrologicals what creeper right? Two? It's a
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crazy one, a like for me and a lot of homies.
Besides Scared that's neither here nor their homie. The point
is is that we're now on to three A and
now we have a chance to do things even more Feedoman,
all right, this is the astrologicals what creeper right? All right?
(07:31):
For the first one on me, we're gonna do arias a.
All right, So the areas they're they're little animal sign
order is the ram homie. So sometimes they um aries
they can, they can. They're like really highly motivated, homie,
or like dang, like there's this four on cocaine or
what on me and they have like strong opinion nations
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or whatever. So you're like, oh damn, you have a
lot to say, and you're all like, are you're on drugs?
But not it's because they're are, you say? Um, But
don't let that get you into problems? All right? All
right for the areas fools, you know, just like yeah,
we know you're all excited and you're ambitious, but you know,
just kind of like keep your eyes on the plane
field day, you know what I mean. And you know
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your horoscope a predicts, um, the year will be a
strong one for you home me as long as you know,
while out um or go to jail or something like that,
all right, and just don't break nothing on me. Um
the you know, planetary support like that means like the
planets where they aligned, they're gonna be there for you,
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homie to be like, hey, you know, we want the
areas to do good this year, all right, and still
the home like even though that sounds like sounds exciting
how hard hard times will still test you. Ay, you
know what I mean, Like, you know, the pressure will
build up on me, but then it will press it
into a beautiful diamond like that. You're like, oh dang, um,
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from all that pressure came my diamond. So that's what's up.
And then so you know, just work out home and
you know, build your straight and the way that planetaries
are aligned, like it's gonna build up. You know, you
try Sarah three pots all crazy. So that's what's up.
So you know, holmi be up for like interesting beginnings
(09:19):
and a roller coaster ride on the parallel? Are you
up for that? Ag? Yeah? Probably? Huh. So buckle up, homies,
alright BECAUSEE is gonna give you all you want, like
like kind of like a down ass hang not at
the club. That's just like, hey, I know we just met,
but I'm down for whatever, alright. So congratulates with home, um,
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enjoy the year, and that's what's up, all right. And
some famous areas on me is that's the Reese Witherspoon
on me, all right, And she has like she thinks
a lot home because you could tell it because her
forehead the way it bulges out like that, Like she
thinks a lot, Holmie. So that's good because you know,
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aries they're real ambitious on me and her foreheads obviously
trying to get out there to do a lot of things.
And it's done things successfully. Homie. She's in movies and
TV shows, he told us, So, Holmie, all right, So congratulations,
that's what's up. All right. Hey, the next one, Homie,
is that cancer horoscope, all right? And they're simple animal
(10:25):
Homie is that crab? Alright? So three he's cancer homies
wanting to crawl like a crab into their comfort zone
as soon as they get a chance. Hey, but the planets, Hey, hey,
don't do that right now. Don't be acting like that
right now. All right. So like if you just want
to sit there and chill, you know, like if you
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just sit there and chill, some crab fool might come,
you know, scoop you up he and be like, hey,
you're just gonna be right there. So I'm like take
you ay next to you know, homie, you're on a
plate right there, like long John Silver's or Captain Deed's
a alright, So you know you need to be a
crab on the move home because you don't want to
be right there and I'll play that long. John Silver say,
you've got things to do on me all right, so
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you know, stay on the move and live your life
for me while out this year. Ay, alright, be passionate, homie,
like you know, like crab box on some minas or
vatos every you're into and you know, spit some crab game, homie,
like a fow, what's up? I'm a crab, Like let's
kick it, you know, get your little pincers out and
be like, you know, snip snip, check it out and
do a little show right there. And you don't know
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what that could lead to, homie. So just you know,
live your life while out and see what happens. Hey, alright,
so suck alright. Famous cancer is Selena Goldman's on me
see and she's a perfect example or just whiling now
today because you know she has that show with you know,
Murders in the Building or something whe that's the Martin
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Short and Steve Martin a and and you know she said, hey,
I'm gonna while out this year, I'm gonna hook up
with two older votos and they're media legends, and you
know she's doing whatever with them right there in that
apartment building like, hey, you know, and and even if
your fools can't get it up, like we can still
have fun. She told him like that, fool, And I said, dang.
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And you know, and that's feedom at all, because that's
you know, they're comedic legends. Ah. So yeah, she's just
having her way with them on me. And and that's
what's up. You know, she's willing to explore like, hey,
I've never been with to all about those like that,
and that's cool for me. But they're real respectful over
and she's respectful them. Um, but she just you know,
gets her crap pinchers and and um, you know, does
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things to both of them. And so that's what's up.
M m m m m mmmmm. We got that laughter
for your soul. And now to then into the freak
to give you on this show. Hey, so the other
day you sent me a text. I know you don't
like to admit it, but you like looking at all
(12:54):
that TMZ gossip. You know what. No, I don't like.
Oh my gosh, I know you hate to admit this, fool,
but I remember growing up, you and Grandma would always
get the National Inquire and talk all that cheese mane
like I feels for reals, you know, Ah, did you
hear about Elizabeth Taylor? And yeah, and I'm like, where'd
you read this? And it would be from the National Inquire,
which is all men theaters on me. It's lies, you know.
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It's like the Sun or whatever. Those magazines are where
they make up stuff for for I guess that's the
click bait. Back in the day, clickbait was just the
headlines and right there was some good ship in the
National enquire It was fifty five cents. I still remember
it was fifty five cents back in the seventies. Yeah, yeah,
but I remember as a little kid, you would always
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get that and we would be broke sometimes, but you
would always find the Nation Inquire all the time, always
had the National Inquire. Yeah, but there was good pictures
and there was a lot of you and Anti Linda
and Grandma would be talking about it, like if it
really happened, I did you hear right there? You should
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be real They had the pictures to back it up.
There had to be some that Elizabeth Taylor's new boyfriend,
that he's an alien. They had found out. They did
their researcher. It's like what it's said right there in
the newspaper. Yeah, but no, but the other day you
text me and uh, I hadn't seen it yet, but
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there was that photo of Lizzo and coming in with
another hot outfit. She was getting on her private jet.
And we'll bring that up in the in this video clip.
But so a lot of your price sing it. And
she's like showing up to the airport or whatever, and
she's basically wearing a like a nothing G stringer. Bring
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it over here. Okay, you know, Okay, I took Christie,
did you see Lizzard sher mom? Mom? And I said,
nobody wants to see that ship. Okay, but Christie said
your mom. No, No, I'm not body shaming nobody. I
love Lizzo. I love Lizzo, but um you know yeah,
yeah yeah that right there right there. Okay. All I'm
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saying is, okay that it's just beautiful to love yourself
like that. Okay, it's very beautiful to feel that confident
and love yourself that way. Okay, look at me, I'm beautiful. Yes,
I that is beautiful, but it raises some concerns. Okay,
(15:24):
that's all I'm saying, first of all, she's getting on
the plane, and I think, okay, do they have white bees?
Do they have a towel where she's gonna sit right there?
And it's like like her like her bare ass on
the there's some management and well there's ship going on there,
you know, yes, yes, okay, do you just do you
(15:51):
just sit that down on the leather? Is my concern? Oh,
actually what you're saying, because then it gets moisture and
then you're like, yeah, what's thinking or you start slipping
and sliding yes, yes, and down pretty good. Yeah, and
it just kind of you know, it's beautiful. Don't get
me wrong. I love Lizzo and it's beautiful to love
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yourself like that. And uh, but it sends the wrong
message to the wrong people. Okay, for instance, let me
give you an example. Okay, I love the positivity for
the young girls. Okay, yes, okay. If I did that
ship back in my day, it's a bit like I,
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hell no, you know, what are you doing? Or it
wasn't acceptable back then, you know, back in the seventies. Okay,
So you think Lizzle okay, that she's she's sending the
wrong examples to the wrong people. Okay, no great message
of positivity, loving yourself and all that, and it's like, man,
(16:55):
more power to you, girl. I wish I could walk
out with mine now. You guys hanging out like at
and feel all confident and beautiful and all that. You know,
most of us don't have that. That's rare, Okay, coming
from my generation, it's rare. Okay, I'm back from the seventies.
It we all had issues, we all had insecurities. It's
like I I'm fat here, I'm fat there. You know.
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But anyway, that's another that's that's another podcast. That's a
whole another topic. They're okay, but it's like, for instance,
let me give you a good example of who gets
this message misinterpreted. Michael More. Okay, she's at the club
and she's like, you know, I look at me and
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she's got a G string on. Okay, you know, I
look at like Lizzo. I care you are not Lizzo. Okay,
you're not Lizzo. Okay, Those maybeas from the ninety nine
don't cut it. They don't have the compression like Liz.
So you know, she's got the bread to buy the
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compression media's and tighten that shut up. She probably gets
hers for those ymes, and Lizzle is getting the box.
She's not buying her millions at the night. No, no, no,
And Michael mother thinks she could go buy these media's
and look like Little Mother. No, okay, Lizzle gets her
nas buffed out, polished. You know, I'm sure on a
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daily basis, if you're exposing them like that, yeah, I'm
getting they have their own makeup department. Just you know,
Michael mother is there with her crusty ASA's probably flakes
flying and you know, come on, you're not listen. I go, Mother,
come on, I'm a cougar and rare. She starts, you know,
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like like she's a cougar, Flakes coming out of her
on the phone from the Nalgas guitar. She was dancing
on the dance where you see a little power flakes her.
I come on, come on, you're not Lizzle. Okay, that's
all I can say. I love that you accept Little's
message right to your heart. No, please stop that. Stop
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that right okay, so I can see what you're saying.
You see what I mean. People see that and they
get inspired, but kind of kind of like they you know,
it's a misinterpretation right right right, she could do that.
I could do that too, but no, you can't do that.
That's for her, Okay. I know that takes daily maintenance
because she was getting Remember it was like what is
it an Allstar game or a Laker game? Get Little
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showed up and then guys were all out and people
were like, yo, there's kids here that Yeah, so people
feel some kind of way about that, you know, like
like I don't want my kids seeing that ship. Like
you know, I'm bringing them to the Laker you're him
or herd of the Laker game and they got to
see Lizzles on the courtright because they're out. They're out,
ye out, ye, they're straight up out. You know. It's
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like it takes a little bit, like you know, you
could glance at some things and oh that's right there
that you have to like, it takes your eyes a
little bit of time to cover the terrain or whatever
is going on on the nilgas because they they're a
little they get a little wavy, a little bumpy, and
you know, it's like the moon. You see the moon,
You're like, oh, I could see little craters in there
and all that. That's how I feel when I look
at Lizzie, each nalia is its own moon. We're like, dang,
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who landed right there? You know, that's a trip. Who
knows sweat landed right there? You know? And there's high
maintenance involved with those nalgas. You're right though, she's not
going to show up to the Laker game just Lucy
goosey like she has a makeup department, probably doing little
sprays and powdering or nalias and and and you don't
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have that makeup department. She's just going night. I'm gonna
be like Liz all right here at the club is
not happening. It's not happening, Okay, uh no, No, it's
just not happening. There's probably a lot of sweating issues
going on between the cheeks and god, you know, Michael
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that she's probably in the valley right there already, so
it gets hot right there. Who's doing the maintenance? You know?
I write, you know, Lizzo has her little posse following
her around, probably touching her up, brushing her off, and
you know, but no, that that's all I'm saying. That's
all I'm saying. More power to you, lizz Yeah, okay,
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But at the same time, you think certain people are
getting the wrong message, That's all I'm saying. So overall
you're like, do you girl, do you man love yourself?
Like I said, But you're more like, look what you're
doing to people that kind are taking it the wrong way?
Exactly exactly. I can understand that. Yeah, like, do you
man love yourself like that? Right? Right? Okay, people, especially
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young women, love yourself like that, Love yourself, but nobody
wants to see all your ship but love yourself. Okay.
So so you're saying, okay, love yourself, don't go that
far unless you have a whole makeup department and you're
a baller like Lizzle. They and you could do it
and don't have no crest. Oh damn that little prossed
(22:13):
flakes chipping off the nights on the dance her eye
and you know something's still gonnager as sugar. They hope
she'll listen to the podcast. But but you know somebody
who was down on me because you know she's putting
out the vibes out there. You know there was a
no no, she's I look at all the young guys
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are looking at me. They want me, and I do no, no, no,
they're scared. They're scared. That's the reaction you're seeing. You
think they want you ya, Okay, so they're like oh,
and she thinks they're like they're lookin. They're really like,
oh damn, look at this. Yeah, and then she starts
with that right here, right like that like doing that
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to them. Ship, No, Commather, they're scared. No, it's you're
reading it wrong. She's reading things wrong. Oh, so across
the board, she's reading things wrong. I'm like, Lizzo, I
love Michael Mother. I love her, of course, you do know.
I love her a lot. You know, I have nothing
but love for her. But it's getting to the point
(23:19):
where it's like I just don't know what to do
with her. Okay. So maybe there's deeper issues and that's
how she's getting it out. But maybe she was already
at the edge and Lizzo's actions kind of took her
over to her Okay, yeah, it took her over. So
I don't know. She's like, yo, look at Lizzo. You know,
I don't know. But that's an interesting point though, that
(23:40):
you make, because I mean, you know, I think it
sounds like Mother is doing good. She's healthy enough to
be out there at the club and she just needs
a little moisturized or and some better media as it
sounds like. But but like the one, there's people out
there that are like, oh, yeah, I'm gonna do like Lizzo,
but they don't have what you said, like the resources
of the funding, because you know, she gets to be
like that and people talking about all that, but she's
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also walking onto her private jet, yeah, and her mansion,
and she's you know, other girls are getting expired and
they're going back to their you know whatever, their shock
with their you know, in one room. Let's go to Vegas.
Let's go to Vegas. She goes, I'm gonna board the
plane like Lizzle. I'm like, no, you're not your boarder
(24:24):
Southwest like Lizzens, Like Lizzle's going Spirit yeah or what
is it? Frontier? Oh, going on Frontier like Lizzle. Can
you imagine you probab don't even fit in those chairs.
Those Frontier seats are small only they don't even they
don't even recline at all. She said she was gonna
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board like Lizzle. You see what I mean. It's just
gotten weight, way out of control. One thing they have
on Frontier, I think Frontier spirit. They have a couple
of noodles on there. You have to they charge you
for everything, but I could just picture of their flake
flaky nagas righting on frontier eating a couple of noodles
a vegas the sea. After that, I think those are
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classis too something just getting This is the astrologicals creeper
right all right. The next one is the Tauris horoscope
on me all right. And the animal symbol for the
tourists is a boll ho me. You know what I'm
(25:28):
saying because it kind of makes sense, sake because touros
how you say oh in Spanish for me, and you know,
and I was saying, oh tourists, um, and I didn't
know me. But you know, the four tourists say was
actually invented? They say home by an alien on me.
That king like a long time ago, centuries ago, and
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everybody thought it was crazy. He goes hey, fool, like, um,
you know, there's this car and he gave them the
blueprints for it. And they're like, what's a car and
he's like, look, it's a four tourists and they go,
oh dag and so actually an actuality est what's his
name Henry Ford homies like, oh I invented the car
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na child at Holmie. That's not the truth. That was
actually an alien homie. And he was like, hey, I'm
a tourist full and I'm want I have the four
tourists right here the blueprints for it, but you fools
are too dumb right now to make it. But in
like thousands of years you'll make it. And then you know,
it got passed on to Henry Ford and he tried
to be like, hey invented it, but really it was
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the aliens a all right. So anyways, Homi tourists are
known to be focused in their lives. They like a
bull when he's looking at you know, like the red
cape or whatever like oh, and then they digs into
the ground like I am a come at you right now.
And then all of a sudden he's like, oh dang,
and it's the matter door. He goes, hey, you missed
(26:55):
me because I was tricking you right now. You know.
But the is yearly horoscope wants you to make some
changes on me, all right, the good one day, like
there's gonna be some clashes with people around you and
you know, and things might even get a little twisted
for a minute, homie, But worry not, alright, torres homies,
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because as you're ruling planet Venus will be a blessing
to your personal as well as your professional life on me.
As what supp right there all right? Safeguarding yourself from
the ups and downs will be something will be expecting
from you, and thus a year of learning is here
for you, homie, alright, with the support and the attentiveness
(27:38):
of the planets. Ay, alright, So as what's up right there?
So look at that red cape, Yeah you know, I'm sure,
but then you look at the Matador Tombia and homi
to be like, hey, you didn't trick me this time.
Matter door, homie, And then you get one of the
horns and you put it right up. It's cool in
front of everybody else, people watching, like, oh day, look
(27:59):
at that he got him in. You just kind of
parade around with him at the edge of your horn
and he's just like oh, he's all like that, and
you're like, ah, fool, you didn't give me this time. Alright.
So that's what's up right there, alright. So some famous
a famous tourists a is a doll, homie. So a
doll is that seeing her A and she seems like,
(28:20):
you know, oh like that, but then when you talk
to her, she talks all British or whatever, like she's
from England A. And so you're like, oh, you're another
one of those fools who you wish is that you
are American because that's how you you talk. But in
real life you you talk like hello, you know what
it's like, Hey, I don't understand what you're saying right now,
but you know, the blessings to her, homie, and keep
(28:43):
doing your thing, a dog, because you know, even though
you're tricking us that we're taking away your accident when
you're seeing, you're still seeing pretty FEEDMANE alright, what's right homie? Now?
The next one A is that Leo A all right?
And their animals symbol sign or whatever is the ing homie. Um.
So you know for Leo's on me, they're pretty brave. Hey.
(29:05):
So nothing in life is is that hard? You know
what I mean? Because they're like a a my lying um. Yeah.
So even though that you might throw some challenges in
your path, like you will do feed man, homie, you
know what I mean? Be positive this year, homie, like
you know, because Lion homies, like you know I'm talking
about like right out that gate, homie, like from the
(29:26):
first month. They just believe in good things on me.
You know, cherish the moments you have instead of being
all like worried, like what's not there for you? You know,
just cherish what you have right there, Like around the
third quarter when planet Jupiter will be in action, things
will definitely improve for good homie. And then Venus will
be there too, homie, you know, to bring changes and
(29:48):
positivity to your professional life. So like when you need
those moments like dang, I was feeling like whatever, and
now I feel pretty good. That's because Venus Homie came around,
Like hey, I got you, homie right now. But it
just be through child Holmie, because you know, it's the
Saturn and ra who like they'll be there Homie to
to like give you hurdles and and hindrances from time
(30:10):
to time, and so just be like aware of that, like, oh,
I knew your foolds are gonna be right here, but
I'm not really trippy. I'm gonna hurdle over this hurdle
because I'm a lying all right, and you know, even
if I'm there at the Olympics. Ay, like the little
referees or whatever. I'll I'll just eating them right there
for everybody. Everybody's like, oh day, this is a trip
A at the Olympics is lying. He just did all
(30:33):
these hurdles and now he's eating all the referees or whatever.
So yeah, you got the gold right there, holmi, because
you just ate it. So thus beware, homie and the
challenges that may be in your life on me, especially
health wise on me, you know what I mean, because
you just ate all those referees at the Olympics and
eating the gold medal, and that might cause um some
health issues A so as the new year could be
(30:56):
a little hard on terms of your well being. That's
neither hearing their HOLDI. The point is is that you're
a lion in so just keep running and just you know,
try to eat some regular food. HOLMEI all right, that's
what's ups all right, and a famous leo. It's Kylie Jenner, homie,
you know what I mean. And so it's hard to
(31:16):
think of her as like, um, a lion, but I
guess in the way she is on me because her
mommy is like a lion, because she's like I'm gonna
get all this fatty on this junkle homie, and I'm
gonna have these little cubs a and I'm gonna, like,
you know, put all kinds of makeup on them and
be like, hey, look at my little cubs. And I'll
just give me more money and I'll let you follow
(31:37):
us around with cameras and me and my cubs, and
I'm gonna have them ram um other lions and you
have babies and we're just gonna make money off all that,
and you know. And Kylie's like, oh damn, mom, I
don't know. I'm the youngest one. And she's like, that's right,
So you're gonna make even more fattia than all your
(31:59):
sisters and little cubs or whatever, because now they're all
grown and rammed out and they already had divorces and everything.
So now you're the one, Kylie. So she's like, okay, mom,
because you're the lions. So yeah, and she said and
they said are and then they sold a bunch of
makeup and then um put on trash TV that everybody loves.
All right, that's what's ups mmoom. We got that laughter
(32:25):
for your soul. And now tuned into the breaking on
this show. Hey, we've all had those moments. You know. Hey,
when I was in high school, hot pants were in
you know, you don't know, Yeah, I don't know. You
explained them to me back and to the listeners what
hot pants are? Oh yeah, back in the seventies and
high school. I was in high school. I was like, uh,
sixteen seventeen high the hot pants came out and we
(32:50):
used towear. They were like short shorts, you know, and uh,
you know, we all would wear the hot pants and
all that, and I was broke out in my hot pad.
It's a matter of fact. They used to call me
hot pads. Oh day girl, it's a matter of fact
that used to coffee hot packs. Your moist Dagegpens. I
(33:15):
used to like, we're in the hot pants. Yeah, I
should like even design my own clothes. I just saw
my own clothes. Yeah you didn't know that. Huh would
you do with that? Okay, so would you saw onto
the hot pants or what? What I do? Would just
make cot pants like outfits and stuff and what what?
(33:36):
I made this cool outfit. I'll never forget this outfit.
It was pink. I made the pink hot pants, right,
I made this like a like a like a vest okay,
but it was long. It was long to the floor
like like super Fly, like super okay, okay, with the
(33:57):
pink cot pants and the long vess and pink and pink. Yeah. Yeah,
everything was matching. Everything was matching machine and everything. And
uh so what I was cutting out the material. I
had made the otfense already, right, it made the long ven.
(34:24):
When I was cutting out the material. Back in those days,
there was patterns. You use patterns, okay, yeah, no, no, no,
pattern A pattern was like if you want to make
this this outfit right here, you buy a pattern. Okay,
you're buying for like about a dollar. So it's like
(34:45):
this little thin tissue material. You would lay out your material.
You'd put the tissue material over and then pin it,
you know, with straight pins, and then you would cut
it and then so yeah, yeah, yeah, so you don't
know this ship this back back in the seventies, so
you would cut it out. So I was making this outfit. Well,
(35:07):
what happened was I was cutting out and I accidentally
cut a big hole in the vest. Oh ship on
the front, the front, and it was way towards the
bottom of the vest trying to cut out the pattern.
I was cutting out the pattern. I don't know what
the hell I was thinking, but anyway, so I cut
(35:27):
a big hole. So hey, problem solved. I made a
big pocket. So there's just one big pocket in front
of the vest and the way in the butt on
my bottomy like, oh man, you gotta reach down for it.
We're like designed this. It's like super fly things on there, like, man,
(35:49):
because your idear like hold on ben down. Yeah. It
was like a home girl get it and girl yeah yeah, yeah. Pockets.
So I made the big pocket down on the bottom,
and I was gonna make like more pockets like going up,
like making it look like okay, pockets going down, you know,
(36:10):
but I ran out of material. Ran out of material.
Was so oh good. I still rocked my outfit. Nice. Yeah,
so you make you make out. You would make outfits
all the time, man, Yeah, I was really into fashion.
(36:31):
I used to like to design my own outfits and
all that. And I wouldn't make grandma outfits. I would
make her jumpsuits. Jumpsuits were really in back in the day.
I'd go by the material of the pattern and yeah, yeah,
my own and then I would I would uh design
them myself at this at that Colo pocket. All right,
(36:57):
yeah that's what's up. You're a soler, yeah, a designer
really yeah, I would say designer level. Yeah yeah yeah,
all right, well Ship, thanks for being here again. Mo. Yeah, okay,
thanks for kicking it. You look good. Oh, thank you,
(37:20):
thank you? Yeah, the juicy couta what do you call Valora? Right?
Senior edition? Senior edition. Yeah, you don't look like a sitter.
You look good. I had my birthday's right, I know
that's right. Yeah, So don't forget Okay, of course I
won't forget it. Yeah, get your little santhing. You know,
(37:40):
I'm kidding. I'm kidding. I'm kidding. Yeah, you're going on
pops and then oh pops a love. He's probably love
those jump suits. Huh. He loved the hot pants. I'm
sure he did. The other comes hot pants. Yeah, I
nice to wear these big like they were like go
go boots, but you know, like brown leather. You were
like go go boots with the hot pants. What oh dang,
(38:04):
so you were in go go boots. Yeah, we wore
boots and with a big heel and you know, oh
you were do seventies. It up. Oh yeah, big, big time,
big time seventies. Yeah, then you would go see Rick
James and boots with heels and hot pants and yeah,
(38:25):
Ricky Rick And that's right, Rick James on me. What
was the other favorite bands he would always go see,
Oh my god, all of them, all of them, average
white band war U Man, what was that restaurant when
you guys used to go to see Remember the Pasta House,
(38:49):
the Pasta House that was in the valley. Pasta House.
We saw Richard Prior there one time. Why he was
dancing right next to us. He was there just party,
party at the Pasta House and the Valley house. Yeah,
it was used to get good. We used to drive
out there. I forget where it was, but it was
(39:11):
in the valley and uh yeah it would get It
was just called the Pasta House, the Pasta So what
it was like DJs and bat Yeah, yeah, yeah, damn.
You saw Richard Pryor there. Yeah, he was just he
was in party, just partying party. Yeah, he was daddy
right next to us. Yeah. Yeah, it was good. And
(39:33):
my girlfriend Cathy would go and some of the girls
and Dad and I not dressed like Lizzo, especially back
there they're probably like what no, no, no, no, back
in the day, are you kidding? We show up like Lizzo?
That didn't happen. Then all right, so you guys will
just go get your dad it up. Hold up what
(39:53):
you're doing? Uh yeah? No hot pants? Yeah, just hot
pants and Google it's out there and dancing. Yeah, we
still wear cascades. What are cascades? You would put him
on and tease up the hair like that, you know,
with the big hoops and oh your hair would be yeah,
(40:14):
you put the cascade on to puff it up, you know,
so it looks like you have you got a big
puff on top of your head. Yeah yeah, dang yeah.
And then the eyeliner and oh yeah yeah yeah I
know it's yeah yeah, and the lashes and all that.
That was the style then that didn't like it? That
(40:34):
didn't you didn't like the cascades? No, why it was?
I asked too much? Yeah, he's throwing quarters in there
like it's making a wish like it was a fountain
or what. No. I think one time he pulled it off.
He's like like, a, I don't you do that? I
was I got so mad at him pulled out Yeah,
what does it look like when you pull it out,
like an animal. Also like hair on it. Yeah, yeah,
(41:00):
it's a hairpiece. Oh so it's like staches or something.
It's yeah, like a hairpiece and you clip it up
on top and you would tease it up and you
would yeah. Good. So that's probably trying to make out
you and you pull that out. Oh day, it looks
like a little like a little like an animal or something,
some kind of a little animal for real animal. Yeah.
(41:22):
He so he's like, I don't like that. He didn't
like the eyelashes either. He's to wear the big fake eyelashes.
Oh damn, the eyeliners, he said, asked too much. It's
too much as falling off. It's probably getting intimate this
ship falling off of you, eyelashes and a little animal.
It's too much for him. But I liked it. I
(41:45):
liked all that flame flame yea, yeah, the flame flame. Yeah,
that's right. You always tell me that they don't get
caught in the Hollywood flame flam. But what happened? What happened?
You did get caught up in the chingout Hollywood flames?
What are you talking on? And I had I advised
you hard on that ship I told you don't get involved.
(42:05):
What do you mean I get involved? I'm good. What
are you talking about? Well, you mean all the drugs
and ship? I told you stay away from that Hollywood
flim flam. There you go, all in, all in. I
didn't go HOLLI and a lot of things pulling that me.
You know, so I got crazy balls out here. I
am Hollywood. Wow. You know, I started partying a little
(42:30):
too hard on me. But it's all good, good. I
pushed the reset but and I got back good, good good.
I'm glad you got it back on check. Yeah. I
didn't get all caught up in the Hollywood flim flat
caught up in the Hollywood flim flam. Yes, you did,
you did. I was just parting, you know, I didn't
get caught up. And then I just found a lot
of pressure this and that, and then I had money
and my bills are paid. What's that we're not going now? Yeah?
(42:53):
You know, I just got focused on your You focus
on your ship and keep going. I know, I know.
I mean I had a lot of things. I still
have to process a lot of things in therapy and
all that. You know, we never did that. So now
it's like all right, let me handle this, let me
get things right. Well, I'm proud of you. Yeah, I'm
proud of you. I'm proud of you too. Yeah. You
know you've been through a lot and here you are
(43:13):
looking good in your juicy Coutur collection, talking about lizzle
and this and that. So yeah, no, I'm proud of you,
proud of anything you're doing. I'm doing all right. I'm
doing all right. Just trying to dance through life, you know. Yeah,
that's how we do. Yeah. I just gotta dance through.
That's it right now at this age, now, dance it through.
(43:35):
That's what that's right. I'm still got a lot of
life left home. Yeah, but you know I'm in the
final chapter pretty much. It's gonna be a long being realistic,
you know, but final chapter. But man, gonna go out
with a bank, gonna dance it on through. So that's
what's up. Yeah. And you've always been inspiring in that way,
looking at the positive even when things were dark and back.
(43:58):
You have to, man, you have we laughed a lot,
dance a lot, always still do. Oh yeah yeah, put
put on the jams, dance and everything's gonna be all right.
And it look at and everything's all right, and everything's
all right Juicy cut tour name. All right, Well, thanks
for being your mom. Okay, appreciate it, alright, Uh yeah, anytime, anytime.
(44:21):
We're about to uh we're in production already for season
two of this fall. Oh yes, yes, yes, yeah, looking
forward to that. Thanks for everybody for tuning into that
the reason we got a second season. And other than that,
you know, I'll be hitting the road after we're done filming,
so you know, check the listeners in the local city
Frankie dot com. This is my mom, Terry K. I'm
(44:41):
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break there
We got that laughter for your soul. You now to
the into the breaking on this show. All right. I
got moms in the building today with some already. Yeah,
we're wrong. Oh shoot, I didn't even know. All right,
I didn't know we were going. Maybe hold the micro
a little closer and it's right here, all right, I'm
telling you it needs to be closer. Okay, Yes, don't
(00:23):
be afraid of it. I'm not afraid of it. I'm good,
all right, I'm good. Are you doing You're doing good.
I'm doing good. I didn't even know we were on already,
but yeah, I'm good. I'm good. It doesn't matter. You're
just kicking it. See that you make a thing all
dang the cameras and that we're recording. It's like, you know,
it doesn't matter. Just kick it yourself. You know, you
(00:44):
don't have to Oh yea, you know I have to
have get different because the things. Yeah, but I like
that that soup we do, it's a juicy couture. It's like,
what do you call that? But what do you call it?
You don't have to say it, okay, because I don't
like that. It says it right there. But it's not
like it has Juicy across the ass and all that,
because that's how they designed their stuff and all that.
(01:06):
It's not one of those Oh it doesn't say Juicy
on the ass. Okay, just isn't right here, real subtle. Okay,
Well that's what's ups. I like it. It looks good.
What is it called? What is it called alure? What
is it called? Yeah, it's kind of a warm belure. Okay,
but it's got me stay with the mic. Yeah, yeah,
I'm here. Well, you're asking me about you need to
(01:29):
learn how to work the mic, call me. Yeah, this
is what you do. You need to learn to stay
right here. That's what I'm saying. You need to be
right here. Like oh yeah, no, see you say you
know what I'm saying. You're just staying there. Okay, I'm
right here. Okay, Well you're asking me about my suit. No,
I'm saying it looks good. Relations you know, thank you.
Juicy Couture at its finest right there, and it's finest
(01:52):
senior senior edition. Yeah. So when you used to go
to the club with your hound girls, just shut up.
Did y'all like dress each other and be like, girl,
does this look good? Boy? Yeah? Oh? Man? You're taking
me back now. We used to go to this place
in Ventura called the Library. It's called the library. The Library. Yeah,
(02:13):
oh man, I'll never forget that place. On Tuesdays they
would have ladies Night and oh day you go out
on a Tuesday. Yeah heck yeah. I was young, single,
yeah yeah, yeah, working on the base and rolling up
in the morning. But yeah, yeah, yeah, it was all good.
(02:35):
We'd go to this place called the Library. So from dressing,
the journey from auction, the auction Ventura to go out
to the library on Tuesday night to turn off with
the home girls. Yes, and they had ladies night. So
they had the mail strip strippers and they would have
them on Tuesdays. Dang. So they would they get down
to their way down, way down. Yeah. Me and my
(03:01):
girl Cathy would go all the time. Oh dang, So
you full put dollars in those those pants are yeah? Okay?
Did they get all upon you or you just yeah, yeah,
holding out a lot of details here at Cafelia Yeah yeah, yeah,
so you guys just look. I remember they had one
(03:24):
called the Jolly Green Giant. Oh he was that wasn't
his stripper name? Yeah, it was this big beautiful black man. Yeah,
and then he the song bring My Bell that would
come on, and he had a little bell at the
end of his g string thing wait, like on the
crotch area, in the crotch area, and when the ring
(03:45):
my Bell would come on, swinging that thing back and
forth right there, clinging. Yeah, we're like, hi, the bell
the bell. Yeah, so he would like swing is he
would that thing back and forth, back and forth. Yeah,
(04:06):
my god. He was more like the church bell or
was it likely? No, it was those little you know,
the little twinkle bells, like the little um you know,
the little round ones that just make the nice little noise,
you know, like yeah, like little Christmas bell. Oh yeah, okay,
so it's a little cute thing on the end of
this this crazy jolly green giant, like a nice little
(04:29):
you know, Christmas package. Yeah, well it wasn't that little
It doesn't sound like, yeah, it was it jolly green giant. Holdie, Hey,
what's up on, Frankie? You know what this is the
Frankie you know the show podcast. I got my mom
back in the building today. We're just gonna talk here,
I hear I am talking about the jolly green Giant.
(04:50):
I Yeah, well, I wonder where the jolly Green Giants
at today. You know, I don't know. I have no idea.
Um I I don't know. But he made an impression
on you and Kathy one. I'll never forget it. A
little bell and he was extra special when I went
(05:13):
from my bachelorette party and me and the girls that
were in the wedding. You know, we had twenty one
couples in the wedding, so it was you know, all
the girls that were in the wedding. We went there,
and he was extra for the bachelorette party. What do
you mean his behavior, the cost, extra swinging motion, that's all. Yeah,
(05:36):
that's the best way I could describe it. Did he
have a special bell for that? The same metal belt?
It was the special belt, but it was a special
presentation for me because I was the bachelorette. So it
was a very um very and this was also the
green Giant's Yeah. So it's like, I'm so he had
(05:57):
a special paratones for for doing They were green. They
were green. Oh so that's when you read, okay, wow,
so he swung it a little extra for that. I
think the bell barely missed my face. I'm trying to
get I couldn't almost right there, I couldn't, you know.
I just I wanted to be cordial, right, okay, you
(06:21):
know I couldn't be rude, and so you wanted to
to grab it or ring the bell with your hand
or something, or my imagination was reading a wild you know.
I didn't even know what to do with that thing. Yeah, yeah,
I'm glad you married dad a few days later. Yeah,
(06:45):
Pops is packing some meat too, though. Men, you know,
And I was remember youngster and we would you know,
we said, shared the same shower, and I'll see him
get out sometimes. Oh day, you know, yeah, he was
swinging pretty good. Yeah one day. Yeah, that's what's uh.
This is the astrologicals what creeper right? Two? It's a
(07:08):
crazy one, a like for me and a lot of homies.
Besides Scared that's neither here nor their homie. The point
is is that we're now on to three A and
now we have a chance to do things even more Feedoman,
all right, this is the astrologicals what creeper right? All right?
(07:31):
For the first one on me, we're gonna do arias a.
All right, So the areas they're they're little animal sign
order is the ram homie. So sometimes they um aries
they can, they can. They're like really highly motivated, homie,
or like dang, like there's this four on cocaine or
what on me and they have like strong opinion nations
(07:53):
or whatever. So you're like, oh damn, you have a
lot to say, and you're all like, are you're on drugs?
But not it's because they're are, you say? Um, But
don't let that get you into problems? All right? All
right for the areas fools, you know, just like yeah,
we know you're all excited and you're ambitious, but you know,
just kind of like keep your eyes on the plane
field day, you know what I mean. And you know
(08:15):
your horoscope a predicts, um, the year will be a
strong one for you home me as long as you know,
while out um or go to jail or something like that,
all right, and just don't break nothing on me. Um
the you know, planetary support like that means like the
planets where they aligned, they're gonna be there for you,
(08:35):
homie to be like, hey, you know, we want the
areas to do good this year, all right, and still
the home like even though that sounds like sounds exciting
how hard hard times will still test you. Ay, you
know what I mean, Like, you know, the pressure will
build up on me, but then it will press it
into a beautiful diamond like that. You're like, oh dang, um,
(08:58):
from all that pressure came my diamond. So that's what's up.
And then so you know, just work out home and
you know, build your straight and the way that planetaries
are aligned, like it's gonna build up. You know, you
try Sarah three pots all crazy. So that's what's up.
So you know, holmi be up for like interesting beginnings
(09:19):
and a roller coaster ride on the parallel? Are you
up for that? Ag? Yeah? Probably? Huh. So buckle up, homies,
alright BECAUSEE is gonna give you all you want, like
like kind of like a down ass hang not at
the club. That's just like, hey, I know we just met,
but I'm down for whatever, alright. So congratulates with home, um,
(09:40):
enjoy the year, and that's what's up, all right. And
some famous areas on me is that's the Reese Witherspoon
on me, all right, And she has like she thinks
a lot home because you could tell it because her
forehead the way it bulges out like that, Like she
thinks a lot, Holmie. So that's good because you know,
(10:02):
aries they're real ambitious on me and her foreheads obviously
trying to get out there to do a lot of things.
And it's done things successfully. Homie. She's in movies and
TV shows, he told us, So, Holmie, all right, So congratulations,
that's what's up. All right. Hey, the next one, Homie,
is that cancer horoscope, all right? And they're simple animal
(10:25):
Homie is that crab? Alright? So three he's cancer homies
wanting to crawl like a crab into their comfort zone
as soon as they get a chance. Hey, but the planets, Hey, hey,
don't do that right now. Don't be acting like that
right now. All right. So like if you just want
to sit there and chill, you know, like if you
(10:47):
just sit there and chill, some crab fool might come,
you know, scoop you up he and be like, hey,
you're just gonna be right there. So I'm like take
you ay next to you know, homie, you're on a
plate right there, like long John Silver's or Captain Deed's
a alright, So you know you need to be a
crab on the move home because you don't want to
be right there and I'll play that long. John Silver say,
you've got things to do on me all right, so
(11:08):
you know, stay on the move and live your life
for me while out this year. Ay, alright, be passionate, homie,
like you know, like crab box on some minas or
vatos every you're into and you know, spit some crab game, homie,
like a fow, what's up? I'm a crab, Like let's
kick it, you know, get your little pincers out and
be like, you know, snip snip, check it out and
do a little show right there. And you don't know
(11:30):
what that could lead to, homie. So just you know,
live your life while out and see what happens. Hey, alright,
so suck alright. Famous cancer is Selena Goldman's on me
see and she's a perfect example or just whiling now
today because you know she has that show with you know,
Murders in the Building or something whe that's the Martin
(11:51):
Short and Steve Martin a and and you know she said, hey,
I'm gonna while out this year, I'm gonna hook up
with two older votos and they're media legends, and you
know she's doing whatever with them right there in that
apartment building like, hey, you know, and and even if
your fools can't get it up, like we can still
have fun. She told him like that, fool, And I said, dang.
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And you know, and that's feedom at all, because that's
you know, they're comedic legends. Ah. So yeah, she's just
having her way with them on me. And and that's
what's up. You know, she's willing to explore like, hey,
I've never been with to all about those like that,
and that's cool for me. But they're real respectful over
and she's respectful them. Um, but she just you know,
gets her crap pinchers and and um, you know, does
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things to both of them. And so that's what's up.
M m m m m mmmmm. We got that laughter
for your soul. And now to then into the freak
to give you on this show. Hey, so the other
day you sent me a text. I know you don't
like to admit it, but you like looking at all
(12:54):
that TMZ gossip. You know what. No, I don't like.
Oh my gosh, I know you hate to admit this, fool,
but I remember growing up, you and Grandma would always
get the National Inquire and talk all that cheese mane
like I feels for reals, you know, Ah, did you
hear about Elizabeth Taylor? And yeah, and I'm like, where'd
you read this? And it would be from the National Inquire,
which is all men theaters on me. It's lies, you know.
(13:15):
It's like the Sun or whatever. Those magazines are where
they make up stuff for for I guess that's the
click bait. Back in the day, clickbait was just the
headlines and right there was some good ship in the
National enquire It was fifty five cents. I still remember
it was fifty five cents back in the seventies. Yeah, yeah,
but I remember as a little kid, you would always
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get that and we would be broke sometimes, but you
would always find the Nation Inquire all the time, always
had the National Inquire. Yeah, but there was good pictures
and there was a lot of you and Anti Linda
and Grandma would be talking about it, like if it
really happened, I did you hear right there? You should
(13:56):
be real They had the pictures to back it up.
There had to be some that Elizabeth Taylor's new boyfriend,
that he's an alien. They had found out. They did
their researcher. It's like what it's said right there in
the newspaper. Yeah, but no, but the other day you
text me and uh, I hadn't seen it yet, but
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there was that photo of Lizzo and coming in with
another hot outfit. She was getting on her private jet.
And we'll bring that up in the in this video clip.
But so a lot of your price sing it. And
she's like showing up to the airport or whatever, and
she's basically wearing a like a nothing G stringer. Bring
(14:40):
it over here. Okay, you know, Okay, I took Christie,
did you see Lizzard sher mom? Mom? And I said,
nobody wants to see that ship. Okay, but Christie said
your mom. No, No, I'm not body shaming nobody. I
love Lizzo. I love Lizzo, but um you know yeah,
yeah yeah that right there right there. Okay. All I'm
(15:03):
saying is, okay that it's just beautiful to love yourself
like that. Okay, it's very beautiful to feel that confident
and love yourself that way. Okay, look at me, I'm beautiful. Yes,
I that is beautiful, but it raises some concerns. Okay,
(15:24):
that's all I'm saying, first of all, she's getting on
the plane, and I think, okay, do they have white bees?
Do they have a towel where she's gonna sit right there?
And it's like like her like her bare ass on
the there's some management and well there's ship going on there,
you know, yes, yes, okay, do you just do you
(15:51):
just sit that down on the leather? Is my concern? Oh,
actually what you're saying, because then it gets moisture and
then you're like, yeah, what's thinking or you start slipping
and sliding yes, yes, and down pretty good. Yeah, and
it just kind of you know, it's beautiful. Don't get
me wrong. I love Lizzo and it's beautiful to love
(16:13):
yourself like that. And uh, but it sends the wrong
message to the wrong people. Okay, for instance, let me
give you an example. Okay, I love the positivity for
the young girls. Okay, yes, okay. If I did that
ship back in my day, it's a bit like I,
(16:35):
hell no, you know, what are you doing? Or it
wasn't acceptable back then, you know, back in the seventies. Okay,
So you think Lizzle okay, that she's she's sending the
wrong examples to the wrong people. Okay, no great message
of positivity, loving yourself and all that, and it's like, man,
(16:55):
more power to you, girl. I wish I could walk
out with mine now. You guys hanging out like at
and feel all confident and beautiful and all that. You know,
most of us don't have that. That's rare, Okay, coming
from my generation, it's rare. Okay, I'm back from the seventies.
It we all had issues, we all had insecurities. It's
like I I'm fat here, I'm fat there. You know.
(17:18):
But anyway, that's another that's that's another podcast. That's a
whole another topic. They're okay, but it's like, for instance,
let me give you a good example of who gets
this message misinterpreted. Michael More. Okay, she's at the club
and she's like, you know, I look at me and
(17:41):
she's got a G string on. Okay, you know, I
look at like Lizzo. I care you are not Lizzo. Okay,
you're not Lizzo. Okay, Those maybeas from the ninety nine
don't cut it. They don't have the compression like Liz.
So you know, she's got the bread to buy the
(18:02):
compression media's and tighten that shut up. She probably gets
hers for those ymes, and Lizzle is getting the box.
She's not buying her millions at the night. No, no, no,
And Michael mother thinks she could go buy these media's
and look like Little Mother. No, okay, Lizzle gets her
nas buffed out, polished. You know, I'm sure on a
(18:23):
daily basis, if you're exposing them like that, yeah, I'm
getting they have their own makeup department. Just you know,
Michael mother is there with her crusty ASA's probably flakes
flying and you know, come on, you're not listen. I go, Mother,
come on, I'm a cougar and rare. She starts, you know,
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like like she's a cougar, Flakes coming out of her
on the phone from the Nalgas guitar. She was dancing
on the dance where you see a little power flakes her.
I come on, come on, you're not Lizzle. Okay, that's
all I can say. I love that you accept Little's
message right to your heart. No, please stop that. Stop
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that right okay, so I can see what you're saying.
You see what I mean. People see that and they
get inspired, but kind of kind of like they you know,
it's a misinterpretation right right right, she could do that.
I could do that too, but no, you can't do that.
That's for her, Okay. I know that takes daily maintenance
because she was getting Remember it was like what is
it an Allstar game or a Laker game? Get Little
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showed up and then guys were all out and people
were like, yo, there's kids here that Yeah, so people
feel some kind of way about that, you know, like
like I don't want my kids seeing that ship. Like
you know, I'm bringing them to the Laker you're him
or herd of the Laker game and they got to
see Lizzles on the courtright because they're out. They're out,
ye out, ye, they're straight up out. You know. It's
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like it takes a little bit, like you know, you
could glance at some things and oh that's right there
that you have to like, it takes your eyes a
little bit of time to cover the terrain or whatever
is going on on the nilgas because they they're a
little they get a little wavy, a little bumpy, and
you know, it's like the moon. You see the moon,
You're like, oh, I could see little craters in there
and all that. That's how I feel when I look
at Lizzie, each nalia is its own moon. We're like, dang,
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who landed right there? You know, that's a trip. Who
knows sweat landed right there? You know? And there's high
maintenance involved with those nalgas. You're right though, she's not
going to show up to the Laker game just Lucy
goosey like she has a makeup department, probably doing little
sprays and powdering or nalias and and and you don't
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have that makeup department. She's just going night. I'm gonna
be like Liz all right here at the club is
not happening. It's not happening, Okay, uh no, No, it's
just not happening. There's probably a lot of sweating issues
going on between the cheeks and god, you know, Michael
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that she's probably in the valley right there already, so
it gets hot right there. Who's doing the maintenance? You know?
I write, you know, Lizzo has her little posse following
her around, probably touching her up, brushing her off, and
you know, but no, that that's all I'm saying. That's
all I'm saying. More power to you, lizz Yeah, okay,
(21:24):
But at the same time, you think certain people are
getting the wrong message, That's all I'm saying. So overall
you're like, do you girl, do you man love yourself?
Like I said, But you're more like, look what you're
doing to people that kind are taking it the wrong way?
Exactly exactly. I can understand that. Yeah, like, do you
man love yourself like that? Right? Right? Okay, people, especially
(21:49):
young women, love yourself like that, Love yourself, but nobody
wants to see all your ship but love yourself. Okay.
So so you're saying, okay, love yourself, don't go that
far unless you have a whole makeup department and you're
a baller like Lizzle. They and you could do it
and don't have no crest. Oh damn that little prossed
(22:13):
flakes chipping off the nights on the dance her eye
and you know something's still gonnager as sugar. They hope
she'll listen to the podcast. But but you know somebody
who was down on me because you know she's putting
out the vibes out there. You know there was a
no no, she's I look at all the young guys
(22:35):
are looking at me. They want me, and I do no, no, no,
they're scared. They're scared. That's the reaction you're seeing. You
think they want you ya, Okay, so they're like oh,
and she thinks they're like they're lookin. They're really like,
oh damn, look at this. Yeah, and then she starts
with that right here, right like that like doing that
(22:57):
to them. Ship, No, Commather, they're scared. No, it's you're
reading it wrong. She's reading things wrong. Oh, so across
the board, she's reading things wrong. I'm like, Lizzo, I
love Michael Mother. I love her, of course, you do know.
I love her a lot. You know, I have nothing
but love for her. But it's getting to the point
(23:19):
where it's like I just don't know what to do
with her. Okay. So maybe there's deeper issues and that's
how she's getting it out. But maybe she was already
at the edge and Lizzo's actions kind of took her
over to her Okay, yeah, it took her over. So
I don't know. She's like, yo, look at Lizzo. You know,
I don't know. But that's an interesting point though, that
(23:40):
you make, because I mean, you know, I think it
sounds like Mother is doing good. She's healthy enough to
be out there at the club and she just needs
a little moisturized or and some better media as it
sounds like. But but like the one, there's people out
there that are like, oh, yeah, I'm gonna do like Lizzo,
but they don't have what you said, like the resources
of the funding, because you know, she gets to be
like that and people talking about all that, but she's
(24:02):
also walking onto her private jet, yeah, and her mansion,
and she's you know, other girls are getting expired and
they're going back to their you know whatever, their shock
with their you know, in one room. Let's go to Vegas.
Let's go to Vegas. She goes, I'm gonna board the
plane like Lizzle. I'm like, no, you're not your boarder
(24:24):
Southwest like Lizzens, Like Lizzle's going Spirit yeah or what
is it? Frontier? Oh, going on Frontier like Lizzle. Can
you imagine you probab don't even fit in those chairs.
Those Frontier seats are small only they don't even they
don't even recline at all. She said she was gonna
(24:44):
board like Lizzle. You see what I mean. It's just
gotten weight, way out of control. One thing they have
on Frontier, I think Frontier spirit. They have a couple
of noodles on there. You have to they charge you
for everything, but I could just picture of their flake
flaky nagas righting on frontier eating a couple of noodles
a vegas the sea. After that, I think those are
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classis too something just getting This is the astrologicals creeper
right all right. The next one is the Tauris horoscope
on me all right. And the animal symbol for the
tourists is a boll ho me. You know what I'm
(25:28):
saying because it kind of makes sense, sake because touros
how you say oh in Spanish for me, and you know,
and I was saying, oh tourists, um, and I didn't
know me. But you know, the four tourists say was
actually invented? They say home by an alien on me.
That king like a long time ago, centuries ago, and
(25:50):
everybody thought it was crazy. He goes hey, fool, like, um,
you know, there's this car and he gave them the
blueprints for it. And they're like, what's a car and
he's like, look, it's a four tourists and they go,
oh dag and so actually an actuality est what's his
name Henry Ford homies like, oh I invented the car
(26:12):
na child at Holmie. That's not the truth. That was
actually an alien homie. And he was like, hey, I'm
a tourist full and I'm want I have the four
tourists right here the blueprints for it, but you fools
are too dumb right now to make it. But in
like thousands of years you'll make it. And then you know,
it got passed on to Henry Ford and he tried
to be like, hey invented it, but really it was
(26:33):
the aliens a all right. So anyways, Homi tourists are
known to be focused in their lives. They like a
bull when he's looking at you know, like the red
cape or whatever like oh, and then they digs into
the ground like I am a come at you right now.
And then all of a sudden he's like, oh dang,
and it's the matter door. He goes, hey, you missed
(26:55):
me because I was tricking you right now. You know.
But the is yearly horoscope wants you to make some
changes on me, all right, the good one day, like
there's gonna be some clashes with people around you and
you know, and things might even get a little twisted
for a minute, homie, But worry not, alright, torres homies,
(27:16):
because as you're ruling planet Venus will be a blessing
to your personal as well as your professional life on me.
As what supp right there all right? Safeguarding yourself from
the ups and downs will be something will be expecting
from you, and thus a year of learning is here
for you, homie, alright, with the support and the attentiveness
(27:38):
of the planets. Ay, alright, So as what's up right there?
So look at that red cape, Yeah you know, I'm sure,
but then you look at the Matador Tombia and homi
to be like, hey, you didn't trick me this time.
Matter door, homie, And then you get one of the
horns and you put it right up. It's cool in
front of everybody else, people watching, like, oh day, look
(27:59):
at that he got him in. You just kind of
parade around with him at the edge of your horn
and he's just like oh, he's all like that, and
you're like, ah, fool, you didn't give me this time. Alright.
So that's what's up right there, alright. So some famous
a famous tourists a is a doll, homie. So a
doll is that seeing her A and she seems like,
(28:20):
you know, oh like that, but then when you talk
to her, she talks all British or whatever, like she's
from England A. And so you're like, oh, you're another
one of those fools who you wish is that you
are American because that's how you you talk. But in
real life you you talk like hello, you know what
it's like, Hey, I don't understand what you're saying right now,
but you know, the blessings to her, homie, and keep
(28:43):
doing your thing, a dog, because you know, even though
you're tricking us that we're taking away your accident when
you're seeing, you're still seeing pretty FEEDMANE alright, what's right homie? Now?
The next one A is that Leo A all right?
And their animals symbol sign or whatever is the ing homie. Um.
So you know for Leo's on me, they're pretty brave. Hey.
(29:05):
So nothing in life is is that hard? You know
what I mean? Because they're like a a my lying um. Yeah.
So even though that you might throw some challenges in
your path, like you will do feed man, homie, you
know what I mean? Be positive this year, homie, like
you know, because Lion homies, like you know I'm talking
about like right out that gate, homie, like from the
(29:26):
first month. They just believe in good things on me.
You know, cherish the moments you have instead of being
all like worried, like what's not there for you? You know,
just cherish what you have right there, Like around the
third quarter when planet Jupiter will be in action, things
will definitely improve for good homie. And then Venus will
be there too, homie, you know, to bring changes and
(29:48):
positivity to your professional life. So like when you need
those moments like dang, I was feeling like whatever, and
now I feel pretty good. That's because Venus Homie came around,
Like hey, I got you, homie right now. But it
just be through child Holmie, because you know, it's the
Saturn and ra who like they'll be there Homie to
to like give you hurdles and and hindrances from time
(30:10):
to time, and so just be like aware of that, like, oh,
I knew your foolds are gonna be right here, but
I'm not really trippy. I'm gonna hurdle over this hurdle
because I'm a lying all right, and you know, even
if I'm there at the Olympics. Ay, like the little
referees or whatever. I'll I'll just eating them right there
for everybody. Everybody's like, oh day, this is a trip
A at the Olympics is lying. He just did all
(30:33):
these hurdles and now he's eating all the referees or whatever.
So yeah, you got the gold right there, holmi, because
you just ate it. So thus beware, homie and the
challenges that may be in your life on me, especially
health wise on me, you know what I mean, because
you just ate all those referees at the Olympics and
eating the gold medal, and that might cause um some
health issues A so as the new year could be
(30:56):
a little hard on terms of your well being. That's
neither hearing their HOLDI. The point is is that you're
a lion in so just keep running and just you know,
try to eat some regular food. HOLMEI all right, that's
what's ups all right, and a famous leo. It's Kylie Jenner, homie,
you know what I mean. And so it's hard to
(31:16):
think of her as like, um, a lion, but I
guess in the way she is on me because her
mommy is like a lion, because she's like I'm gonna
get all this fatty on this junkle homie, and I'm
gonna have these little cubs a and I'm gonna, like,
you know, put all kinds of makeup on them and
be like, hey, look at my little cubs. And I'll
just give me more money and I'll let you follow
(31:37):
us around with cameras and me and my cubs, and
I'm gonna have them ram um other lions and you
have babies and we're just gonna make money off all that,
and you know. And Kylie's like, oh damn, mom, I
don't know. I'm the youngest one. And she's like, that's right,
So you're gonna make even more fattia than all your
(31:59):
sisters and little cubs or whatever, because now they're all
grown and rammed out and they already had divorces and everything.
So now you're the one, Kylie. So she's like, okay, mom,
because you're the lions. So yeah, and she said and
they said are and then they sold a bunch of
makeup and then um put on trash TV that everybody loves.
All right, that's what's ups mmoom. We got that laughter
(32:25):
for your soul. And now tuned into the breaking on
this show. Hey, we've all had those moments. You know. Hey,
when I was in high school, hot pants were in
you know, you don't know, Yeah, I don't know. You
explained them to me back and to the listeners what
hot pants are? Oh yeah, back in the seventies and
high school. I was in high school. I was like, uh,
sixteen seventeen high the hot pants came out and we
(32:50):
used towear. They were like short shorts, you know, and uh,
you know, we all would wear the hot pants and
all that, and I was broke out in my hot pad.
It's a matter of fact. They used to call me
hot pads. Oh day girl, it's a matter of fact
that used to coffee hot packs. Your moist Dagegpens. I
(33:15):
used to like, we're in the hot pants. Yeah, I
should like even design my own clothes. I just saw
my own clothes. Yeah you didn't know that. Huh would
you do with that? Okay, so would you saw onto
the hot pants or what? What I do? Would just
make cot pants like outfits and stuff and what what?
(33:36):
I made this cool outfit. I'll never forget this outfit.
It was pink. I made the pink hot pants, right,
I made this like a like a like a vest okay,
but it was long. It was long to the floor
like like super Fly, like super okay, okay, with the
(33:57):
pink cot pants and the long vess and pink and pink. Yeah. Yeah,
everything was matching. Everything was matching machine and everything. And
uh so what I was cutting out the material. I
had made the otfense already, right, it made the long ven.
(34:24):
When I was cutting out the material. Back in those days,
there was patterns. You use patterns, okay, yeah, no, no, no,
pattern A pattern was like if you want to make
this this outfit right here, you buy a pattern. Okay,
you're buying for like about a dollar. So it's like
(34:45):
this little thin tissue material. You would lay out your material.
You'd put the tissue material over and then pin it,
you know, with straight pins, and then you would cut
it and then so yeah, yeah, yeah, so you don't
know this ship this back back in the seventies, so
you would cut it out. So I was making this outfit. Well,
(35:07):
what happened was I was cutting out and I accidentally
cut a big hole in the vest. Oh ship on
the front, the front, and it was way towards the
bottom of the vest trying to cut out the pattern.
I was cutting out the pattern. I don't know what
the hell I was thinking, but anyway, so I cut
(35:27):
a big hole. So hey, problem solved. I made a
big pocket. So there's just one big pocket in front
of the vest and the way in the butt on
my bottomy like, oh man, you gotta reach down for it.
We're like designed this. It's like super fly things on there, like, man,
(35:49):
because your idear like hold on ben down. Yeah. It
was like a home girl get it and girl yeah yeah, yeah. Pockets.
So I made the big pocket down on the bottom,
and I was gonna make like more pockets like going up,
like making it look like okay, pockets going down, you know,
(36:10):
but I ran out of material. Ran out of material.
Was so oh good. I still rocked my outfit. Nice. Yeah,
so you make you make out. You would make outfits
all the time, man, Yeah, I was really into fashion.
(36:31):
I used to like to design my own outfits and
all that. And I wouldn't make grandma outfits. I would
make her jumpsuits. Jumpsuits were really in back in the day.
I'd go by the material of the pattern and yeah, yeah,
my own and then I would I would uh design
them myself at this at that Colo pocket. All right,
(36:57):
yeah that's what's up. You're a soler, yeah, a designer
really yeah, I would say designer level. Yeah yeah yeah,
all right, well Ship, thanks for being here again. Mo. Yeah, okay,
thanks for kicking it. You look good. Oh, thank you,
(37:20):
thank you? Yeah, the juicy couta what do you call Valora? Right?
Senior edition? Senior edition. Yeah, you don't look like a sitter.
You look good. I had my birthday's right, I know
that's right. Yeah, So don't forget Okay, of course I
won't forget it. Yeah, get your little santhing. You know,
(37:40):
I'm kidding. I'm kidding. I'm kidding. Yeah, you're going on
pops and then oh pops a love. He's probably love
those jump suits. Huh. He loved the hot pants. I'm
sure he did. The other comes hot pants. Yeah, I
nice to wear these big like they were like go
go boots, but you know, like brown leather. You were
like go go boots with the hot pants. What oh dang,
(38:04):
so you were in go go boots. Yeah, we wore
boots and with a big heel and you know, oh
you were do seventies. It up. Oh yeah, big, big time,
big time seventies. Yeah, then you would go see Rick
James and boots with heels and hot pants and yeah,
(38:25):
Ricky Rick And that's right, Rick James on me. What
was the other favorite bands he would always go see,
Oh my god, all of them, all of them, average
white band war U Man, what was that restaurant when
you guys used to go to see Remember the Pasta House,
(38:49):
the Pasta House that was in the valley. Pasta House.
We saw Richard Prior there one time. Why he was
dancing right next to us. He was there just party,
party at the Pasta House and the Valley house. Yeah,
it was used to get good. We used to drive
out there. I forget where it was, but it was
(39:11):
in the valley and uh yeah it would get It
was just called the Pasta House, the Pasta So what
it was like DJs and bat Yeah, yeah, yeah, damn.
You saw Richard Pryor there. Yeah, he was just he
was in party, just partying party. Yeah, he was daddy
right next to us. Yeah. Yeah, it was good. And
(39:33):
my girlfriend Cathy would go and some of the girls
and Dad and I not dressed like Lizzo, especially back
there they're probably like what no, no, no, no, back
in the day, are you kidding? We show up like Lizzo?
That didn't happen. Then all right, so you guys will
just go get your dad it up. Hold up what
(39:53):
you're doing? Uh yeah? No hot pants? Yeah, just hot
pants and Google it's out there and dancing. Yeah, we
still wear cascades. What are cascades? You would put him
on and tease up the hair like that, you know,
with the big hoops and oh your hair would be yeah,
(40:14):
you put the cascade on to puff it up, you know,
so it looks like you have you got a big
puff on top of your head. Yeah yeah, dang yeah.
And then the eyeliner and oh yeah yeah yeah I
know it's yeah yeah, and the lashes and all that.
That was the style then that didn't like it? That
(40:34):
didn't you didn't like the cascades? No, why it was?
I asked too much? Yeah, he's throwing quarters in there
like it's making a wish like it was a fountain
or what. No. I think one time he pulled it off.
He's like like, a, I don't you do that? I
was I got so mad at him pulled out Yeah,
what does it look like when you pull it out,
like an animal. Also like hair on it. Yeah, yeah,
(41:00):
it's a hairpiece. Oh so it's like staches or something.
It's yeah, like a hairpiece and you clip it up
on top and you would tease it up and you
would yeah. Good. So that's probably trying to make out
you and you pull that out. Oh day, it looks
like a little like a little like an animal or something,
some kind of a little animal for real animal. Yeah.
(41:22):
He so he's like, I don't like that. He didn't
like the eyelashes either. He's to wear the big fake eyelashes.
Oh damn, the eyeliners, he said, asked too much. It's
too much as falling off. It's probably getting intimate this
ship falling off of you, eyelashes and a little animal.
It's too much for him. But I liked it. I
(41:45):
liked all that flame flame yea, yeah, the flame flame. Yeah,
that's right. You always tell me that they don't get
caught in the Hollywood flame flam. But what happened? What happened?
You did get caught up in the chingout Hollywood flames?
What are you talking on? And I had I advised
you hard on that ship I told you don't get involved.
(42:05):
What do you mean I get involved? I'm good. What
are you talking about? Well, you mean all the drugs
and ship? I told you stay away from that Hollywood
flim flam. There you go, all in, all in. I
didn't go HOLLI and a lot of things pulling that me.
You know, so I got crazy balls out here. I
am Hollywood. Wow. You know, I started partying a little
(42:30):
too hard on me. But it's all good, good. I
pushed the reset but and I got back good, good good.
I'm glad you got it back on check. Yeah. I
didn't get all caught up in the Hollywood flim flat
caught up in the Hollywood flim flam. Yes, you did,
you did. I was just parting, you know, I didn't
get caught up. And then I just found a lot
of pressure this and that, and then I had money
and my bills are paid. What's that we're not going now? Yeah?
(42:53):
You know, I just got focused on your You focus
on your ship and keep going. I know, I know.
I mean I had a lot of things. I still
have to process a lot of things in therapy and
all that. You know, we never did that. So now
it's like all right, let me handle this, let me
get things right. Well, I'm proud of you. Yeah, I'm
proud of you. I'm proud of you too. Yeah. You
know you've been through a lot and here you are
(43:13):
looking good in your juicy Coutur collection, talking about lizzle
and this and that. So yeah, no, I'm proud of you,
proud of anything you're doing. I'm doing all right. I'm
doing all right. Just trying to dance through life, you know. Yeah,
that's how we do. Yeah. I just gotta dance through.
That's it right now at this age, now, dance it through.
(43:35):
That's what that's right. I'm still got a lot of
life left home. Yeah, but you know I'm in the
final chapter pretty much. It's gonna be a long being realistic,
you know, but final chapter. But man, gonna go out
with a bank, gonna dance it on through. So that's
what's up. Yeah. And you've always been inspiring in that way,
looking at the positive even when things were dark and back.
(43:58):
You have to, man, you have we laughed a lot,
dance a lot, always still do. Oh yeah yeah, put
put on the jams, dance and everything's gonna be all right.
And it look at and everything's all right, and everything's
all right Juicy cut tour name. All right, Well, thanks
for being your mom. Okay, appreciate it, alright, Uh yeah, anytime, anytime.
(44:21):
We're about to uh we're in production already for season
two of this fall. Oh yes, yes, yes, yeah, looking
forward to that. Thanks for everybody for tuning into that
the reason we got a second season. And other than that,
you know, I'll be hitting the road after we're done filming,
so you know, check the listeners in the local city
Frankie dot com. This is my mom, Terry K. I'm
(44:41):
Frankie signing. I see you next time. Y'a. Also supre
for tuning into another episode of Frankie in your next show,
presented by Will Ferrell's Big Funny Players Network. Shout out
to the Homie Times, Olivia, the Homie earn Dog here
in the studio, James Fritz, Kevin Kamia, Bobby d J Buzz,
(45:03):
the legendary soul assassins by me. You know how we do, Homie.
Thank you for giving it. That's an opportunity on the
get down and if you get a chance, told me
it's go ahead and rank and review the podcast or
continue living your life. We'll see you on the next
episode of The Frankie n That show. That's what's soft
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