February 22, 2023 • 59 mins
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Speaker 1 (00:01):
We got that laughter for your soul and now too
the into the Frankie on this show. Hey guys, what's up? Um?
This is a Frankie un Show podcast. I'm emo primo
UM today I'm gonna um sit here and talk with
the Dress Up Gang. There are a sketch comedy group
based in Los Angeles, California, and they do some of
my favorite sketches that make might make me feel less
(00:24):
lame about myself. Um, this is Corey Lacossack. Hi Corey,
and then um, Donnie Davannia, what's up? Donnie? And Rob
Boardman what's that? Pemo? What's up? Rob? So I almost
didn't come so I didn't want to get out of
bed because also sad. What do you What were you
(00:47):
said about? Um, just life and having to wake up
and walk around right right? Yeah? Yeah, I didn't know
you like our videos? That's cool. Which one do you like?
The moss hmm? I like pretty much all of them
because it's not at all like trying to be all
hacky or nothing, or you know, it's you know, it's
(01:12):
it's kind of just like makes me feel warm sometimes
um my saddest moments, And I really like cute house,
even though cute things can be pretty lame, right, Um,
the way you guys broke it down a cute house,
you know, kind of had like a little curveballs in
it and stuff. Yeah, if anybody hasn't seen cute House
(01:33):
and just go on youtube' or vimeo watch cute House
by the dress up game. Yeah, that sweater is pretty cute. Actually,
it's funny. I was actually gonna ask where you got
that looks like a hot topic. Maybe is that? I
was kind of thinking, Wait, so you're just said about
life in general, you know, pending on anything specific, just
(01:54):
to general brous Sometimes life can be an empty road
leading to a dead end and no want to call
your friends. That is life an empty road leading to it?
Did in did you write that? So? How long have
you guys been doing videos and stuff? Like ten years?
(02:14):
Maybe maybe more? Maybe thirteen thirteen or something like that. Yeah, yeah,
because my cousin Frankie said he met you guys a
long time ago. Yeah, we met frank doing stand up
in San Francisco in like two thousand and eight. Maybe. Yeah,
I saw it first saw Frank at the Brainwashed Cafe. Yeah,
I remember a brainwash Yeah, I remember he was like,
(02:36):
oh man, my life's pretty lam. He moved up there,
and he was He didn't start calling until like five
years after he moved up there, but then he said
that he met you guys when he started doing stand
up at the Brainwash. Yeah, it's Laundroy Matt open mic.
You ever been there? Yeah, sadly, it's one of the
many places I got closed down due to development. Yeah,
(03:00):
district a lot of a lot of new development downtown
San Francisco. But yeah, he was always saying, Oh, there's
this guy. Looks like he just got off the tennis
court and he's doing stand up. He's kind of he's
kind of weird, and I don't think you'd like him. Yeah. Yeah,
So that's why I learned about you, Donnie. That's how
you describe me. Yeah, And then he showed me little
pictures and videos and you always had a headband on.
(03:23):
What you wear a headband out? Laughing at cafe? Wait?
Why were you laughing at that? I don't know, because
it was a little bit like, oh, you know, I
don't care what I do. I'm going for this thing,
you know, I mean, I just what if I just
came from the tennis courts. Yeah, I think you did.
He probably had time to take it off though now,
but might as well just keep it on and kind
(03:43):
of keeps everything tight. Whatever you need to tell yourself.
Any way, it looks good. Heads not wearing one now? No,
I know, But headbands look good on you. Do you
wear one when you play tennis? Mhmm? Keep your hair
out of your eyes. Oh? I got a perfect one
for you if you want a nice little red one.
(04:06):
It's so No, it's not late. You don't have a
black one. I have a black one. Yeah, we're a
black one. I'll give you a black one next time.
I see you're you're pretty good spike ball, right, yeah,
we're a headband during that. You're my homemade Nacio plays
spike ball. We had fun that one time. You gotta
come back and do it again. Having a barbecue in
(04:26):
a couple of weeks. A little beer pongd tournament. Do
you want to come through bringing nice? Nice? It's cool?
You ever played beer pong? Yeah? Are you good? Get
your buddies together, get some games going. Games are lame? Uh?
Is that true? I think games are pretty fun. I
(04:51):
think games are really fun. But you know, there's no
games that you like, so it's not even one game. Yeah,
what shoots and ladders? It's old school once. The last
time you play, well, well nine years ago, that's the thing. Yeah,
games have come a long way. She give me another shot.
(05:14):
I mean, there's even decent games ten years ago, in
my opinion. But your video game guy, the um Trino
works out Hot Dog Onto six. She plays playing games
with my heart. I can never get into it. There's
what what's going on? What's the latest? That's a girl
(05:34):
you went to the concert with? Yeah? Yeah's not exclusive,
but apparently she's also seen another another dude who proposed that, Like,
are you trying to date? Also? You got someone else? No,
I don't. Girls don't really like me that much. Sounds
like one does, really, I know. That's why it's trump
growing this beard right, because she says she like beards.
(05:58):
Is the other guy she's dating? Does he have a beard? Mmm?
I don't know. I haven't seen him yet. You didn't
try to look him up on social media? Do you
know his name? No? I don't even know his name. Okay,
does it seem like she likes him? I don't know.
She just said, oh yeah, I'm gonna get you know,
sandwich with this dude, so I can't meet you, you know,
(06:21):
on that day, so you don't even know it's a date.
I don't assuming it was a date. Maybe she just
has a guy, a friend or something, right, I mean
it could be like her old friend or even a
cousin or something. I don't know. Yeah, I maybe just
a guy that wants to get her a sandwich, because
she's just around hot dogs on a stick all the time, right,
(06:42):
she mix it up? Yeah, Um, when you were there,
do you like, did you go there because you like
hot dogs? Or did you go because you saw her
work in the counter? I got out, I do like, well,
I like corn dogs, right, that's what it is. They
call it hot dog on a stick. I got. I
got cheese dogs too. So she she weren't that they
(07:04):
still were those outfits to the tall hat, like yeah,
but she had she had two nose piercings and then
she had this producing here and she had black eyeliner,
super emo wow. But she still wore the uniform. Yeah,
so it kind of made it. It was like a
contrast for like a juxtapose that was not lean I said,
was that what not lean copyright. What's her name? Trina? Trina?
(07:31):
Trina is that short for something? Um? No m m.
You know some people was good what they want? I
never do? What would I expect anything? List? Somebody told
(07:53):
me told me four leaf lovers are good, look tiralized,
but they only come three. That's Some say a rabbit's
foot could be lucky too. They kill the rabbits for them,
but that's never me. Why did I bother to get
(08:14):
out of bed to day? Mother? Because I'm never loved
game or some shoot their shot, but I'd rather shoot
myself instead because I'm never locking. Everything's so lay solid
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like Patrinos. You know, with Sandwich borked? What is she
even seeing him? Sanwich is gonna be so mean? I'm
so dumb. Some prayer at night, prayer for other things
that they want on such bullshit, but it's just a facie.
Do they stop to think? Do they think if God
(08:57):
had the time he probably does, would he give you
what you want? Not? Why did I bother me to
get out of bed to day? Because I never lockeme? Some'
shooter shot, but I'd rather shoot myself instand because I'm
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never locke tmo premon I'm or shot out of love,
shut of love. Huh Hey hey man, oh my god,
that house is fucking cute. Hey, mas's your house? Yeah
(09:54):
it's cute as cute as fun. Thank you. Let me
see the inside. So can we talk about you guys? Yeah,
curious about my lean life. You guys do um good
videos and stuff and um, it was funny one of
(10:19):
my friends to put an emo song video on Vimeo.
And then I was on Vimeo and and then I
saw that you guys who got like Picks of the
Year or something or uh yeah, I think Cute House
got nominated for something on their best Video of the Year,
maybe best comedy video maybe yeah. Um. And then you
guys made a show a long time ago for TBS.
(10:41):
M hmm, made the dress up getting show based on
a web series we've done called My Roommate, My Friends. Yeah,
My My Roommate, My Friend. Yeah. I used to love
those videos. Yeah yeah, yeah. We turned that into a
TV show for TBS or for ourselves, and it was
gonna come out on TBS. Yeah, we got one season
up the TBS app or it's on demand, I think too. Yeah,
(11:04):
well it's still there. They're on YouTube. They live on
TBS app and on vod or whatever video on demand.
What was TBS app the TBS I don't know. Do
you have it? We got ten half hours? No, absolutely, Yeah,
you can see most You can see most of it
on YouTube too. Yeah. Our YouTube page is really where
it's at. Hit us up and we'll send you links too,
(11:27):
like black market. Yeah, commercial free, commercial free password. People
go to go to YouTube and see episodes. Yeah, we
have a bunch of the episodes up on YouTube. Cool.
We're just typing the dress upgame dot com. Where does
the dress up game come from? It sounds like you
guys always dress up, put on hats and wigs or
what it was like. This is what it sounds like. Yeah,
(11:52):
we came up with that name like probably fifteen years ago,
and we're kind of just trying to think of a
name for a sketch group because the name before that
was really bad. I can't remember even really how we
thought of it. Yeah, this was the name before that,
slip Thongs sketch. Yeah, it's bad. It was not. I
can't remember. It is really bad. You can't remember. But
(12:14):
in UM yeah, I think the only conscious choice service.
We use the word gang to be like more than
just us because we knew we'd meet people like your
cousin frank you know, they we'd want to work with him. Yeah. Yeah,
you guys know my cousin Frankie for over ten years now, Yes, sir,
Oh yeah, it's you okay to work with. Yeah, he's great, amazing,
(12:38):
he's hilarious, he's uh, he loves you guys. Yeah, he's
a who We love him. He's the one who got
you guys here. Thank you Frankie for getting dress Up
Gang here so I could talk to him. Yeah. Yeah,
it got me out of bed even while I was late. Yeah,
that was crying. But now I'm here, I feel better.
(12:59):
Thank you. Do you are you lay? You laid a
lot of times for that reason. Yeah. Yeah, because you
stay in bed kind of crying, and I wonder why
you even get out of bed. Do not wipe my tears,
Let them flow. Life will always let you know that
you always be alone. Yeah. I wasn't trying to wipe
open the curtains, sit in the darkness, don't see the light.
(13:23):
But then I opened the curtains and I'm like, all right,
let's go because this dress up game. Nice. Thank you.
I'm not familiar. Is that a song as you're singing?
Are you making those up on the Yeah? Y's a
lot of questions I need to talk about you guys. Okay, yeah, sorry,
But so you guys made a show for TBS, and
(13:45):
then I remember even I know that was kind of
an emotional roller coaster. Yeah, because there's some kind of
merger or something. I don't know. Are we allowed to
talk about that? Yeah, I don't think we really know
that much. We made the whole show which you're referring to,
and then we we edited it and we were about done,
(14:08):
and then they told us that they weren't going to
do late night at Comedies anymore. So the show we'd
been making, they just weren't even gonna air it. Yeah.
It wasn't just that show. It was like other ships
got shelved. Carson Mell had a show in there. Oh yeah,
I love Carson Mell. Yeah, show Tarrangela. That's really good
that they didn't there. Um. Yeah, so just like that,
(14:30):
it was kind of got screwed over a little bit. Yeah,
a little bit, Yeah, kind of got yeah. Because and
then but people that saw it they loved it. Yeah,
Well we even saw um there's a guy who does
sketches named Tim Robinson. Yeah, and he was like, oh,
I love dress up gang and I was like whoa, Yeah,
(14:52):
he came up between the party two. He's really nice.
Um yeah, super nice guy. Yeah. People seem to like it.
It didn't come out on there for a while. And
and then we submitted to the Sundance without without telling them,
and it got in and so then then we got promoted. Yeah,
we got permission. I remember um sundance. Um. When I
(15:12):
was talking to my I was talking to Frankie, my cousin,
and he was so excited to go to Sundance. Oh yeah,
he was Jack. And then and then um he said.
Rob went to like get some lifetime warranty boots and
he spent like three hundred dollars or something red Wings CHUCKA,
red Wing chuckas red Wing chuckas okay, and then he
(15:38):
was like, yeah, because my current boots are pretty lame,
so I need to get some lifetime warranty red Wing
chuckas and Burbank to get ready to go to Sundance.
And then Frankie was like, oh, I had to get
boots too, because he was in Miami and he had
to go straight from Miami to the snow, so he
landed and then he was like, yeah, so I went
(16:01):
and I got these Tom's boots because one love or whatever,
like some money person got another pair of shoes or something. Right.
I don't know where that hopefully that person got those shoes.
I don't know how to verify that, but it's cool
that Tom says that they do that. Um, but he
got some boots because he was in the snow. And
(16:24):
then and then he was like, hey, Rob, where's your
lifetime warranty red Ring chuckas And he was like, oh no,
my lady said I shouldn't wear him on the first night,
and which is so it's kind of like you should
save him for later in the week, like yeah, premiere
(16:44):
or something. No, She's probably like, babe, you need to
save your lifetime warranty red Ring Chuck us for the
next day, even though they're lifetime warrant. Yeah, what was
the logic there? I just didn't want to mess him
up for the premiere, Like walking around the stone, what
do you think would happen? They'd get wet? Yeah, like
maybe they just want to look as nice. And then
(17:05):
what did happen party? So yeah, so we were already
in this scene. We were getting or not me sorry.
Frankie said that you guys were all walking around together
and just having a good old grand old not Liam time.
And and then his friend was there, DJ Spider. Yeah,
(17:25):
shout out, shout out to my cousin, Frankie's friend, DJ Spider.
He always DJ's at Sun Dance and sometimes DJ scenes
can be pretty Liam, but DJ Spiders pretty not Liam. Anyways,
he said that he was like, hey, come meet me
at this party. It's like a some kind of like
(17:46):
a Chase Bank sponsored party or something. But then it
turns out The Rock was there and Stephen Merchant. Yeah,
it's for Wou Tang right, this Woutang show. They made
no step the rest the family, but the Rock was there.
I didn't see him, but he was in the VIP section.
It was on there for like five minutes. I think
(18:08):
that's what Frankie said. I don't know. I wasn't there,
but then the snow it's hard for me makes me sad. Anyways, Um,
Stephen Merchant was there too though, and we were he
were you guys were in his presence. And then Frankie said,
he looked down and Rob was wearing his boots at
(18:28):
were lame that he said, And then everybody was like,
why are you wearing the old boots that you drove
to Burbank to get lifetime warranty red Chuka's red wings,
and how come you're not wearing those? Because the rock
and Steve merchants here and he's like and he's like
in the club, in this nice place with these like
busted old boots with the red laces. So you know,
(18:51):
so the red draws to the eye and everybody could
see like, whoa that must be He must not be
in the boot game. Now. I think I was kind
of oblivious to that whole story. I didn't know that.
And earlier in the day we met Stephen Merchant and
so we kind of like got to know him a
little bit, and then we saw him at the club
later that night. He walked right past me, say because
(19:13):
of the boots. I think I saw the boots. So
that guy's not doing anything. Yeah, I'm just kind of live,
probably because it weren't boots like that in the lounge
and nice sun dance alone. And what was the importance
of the premiere to you, was the photos or what? Like?
What why he because that we had actually boots for
that same trip A warm every day. Well he waited
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to the first day of our big screening where we
had to go up there on stage and all that.
To me, that's like we were in the theater seats,
so no one can't even see your shoes. I would
think i'd prioritize the parties because that's where your feet
are out in the Yeah, I think. I think it
feels like Rob knows he made a mistake. I don't
know if he's gonna be like, yeah, I regret not
(19:56):
wearing him that night. I guess I'm also curious about
your doesn't hit him pretty hard that night? By the way,
Oh yeah, he got him. He got him pretty hard. Yeah,
Oh yeah, I don't because he wouldn't. He was telling me.
I was asking to me how Sun dance, and he's
just telling me this boot story for like twenty three minutes.
He brings it up pretty much every every year or
so a few months. I gotta be honest, I've not
been in the loop on that one. You know, my
(20:17):
mom was there at that party, so it's gonna preoccupied.
YEA and your sister yeah, yeah, and Carly Steve Merchant
the rock. Uh and you're sorry. Last question. So your
wife goes, hey, save the boots, yeah, and you go
did you kind of take in the information and the
advice and filter it and go okay, I think I agree?
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Or did you go just blindly like that's what I'm doing?
And can I say something before you answer that? Yeah?
He maybe I'm guessing that he just trusted her. But
and he like, that's my guest too. He was like,
you know, I should probably knows, but go ahead, let's
see Donnie's interpretation. I shouldn't have said that. He was
gonna yeah, well, it's your right. So then you're kind
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of wife, You're kind of out there flying blind, just
trusting the navigation system. There. There's a lot of layers.
He's like, what's also like that in that department? I
kind of defer. Maybe, But as you were getting ready
for this party, did you think damn, I wonder if
I should reconsider this advice. No. No, because I've been
out in a battle all day. So I was just like,
(21:22):
I'm just gonna rock in my mind. I was like,
I'm just not even you know, changing wardrobes until in
your mind it was like wearing a suit to a party.
You're like, I'm saving the suit exactly. Yeah, right again
you know, dearly regret not Yeah yeah, lesson learned, guess
just as a m anyway, Sindance was fun. Okay, up, sorry, no, no,
(21:53):
I'm fine, it's fine, It's it's all good. I'm glad.
Were you kind of looked out the window right now,
like it's you were looking for. It's gonna be okay,
you know. Yeah, yeah, like you know, maybe maybe we
should do team shoes or something team boots or like, okay,
our outfits with each other before we go somewhere. Just
(22:14):
I'll be on the same page. I will say. When
you did Deave Bumo the first nut of the screening,
they hit pretty hard. Yeah, I did think so that
was cool. That was Frankie was talking about. He said,
that was a fun that you guys had a blast
at that Sundance because there's so many cool activities going on.
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And then there was that Woo tank thing that you mentioned.
It was like the Woo tang Um. They had a
Showtime documentary that was premiering, so they had like a
Woo Tang party and it was snowing. I don't know, Frankie,
That's all he would talk about. He was like, oh,
I went to this Woo Tang that was cool, you know,
the one bummer. I don't think so, I can't remember.
(22:56):
Maybe he just went sorry, know about that? You know.
The other thing was we got this big place in
the snow and we invited a bunch of friends from
home to come. The hot tub didn't work. Did you
tell you about that? It just wasn't hot enough. We
had one friend, Chris there. He flew out. He wanted
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to see the screenings, but he kind of just wanted
to kick it in a hot tub and the snow
thing was busted. There is like a bucket list thing
like to be in a hot tub in the snow,
have your beercled down right there? I mean we did. Whoa.
You can put your beer yeah, um right, there's the
snow while you're in the hot tub. Yeah. You can
(23:37):
eat if it's snow. And while you're in the hot
tub you get to see it melt on the surface
of the water. It's really beautiful. I think you'd like it.
Lukewarm hot tub affecting my life. I thought you were
gonna be something nice. I thought you were gonna heat up,
but now all I want to do is cry because
(23:57):
you're lukewarm at best. Can't release the pain from my chest. No,
I'm so focating because I'm cold in the sun. Dance Snow. Oh.
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M m mmmmmmmmmmmm. We got that laughter for your soul
and now too. Then to the breaking game you're on
this show? Yeah, speaking of camera, So Rob's role in
the dress Up Gang, you're like, you know, director, writer, editor, Um, well,
(26:35):
I know all you guys sitting on the edits, but
you have your fingers on the things. Mm hmm. Yeah,
he's there. He's the main editor and we just kind
of give notes. Yeah. Um yeah, Frankie said that, you know,
because I don't know when I see dress up Gang
videos it's like or content or on TV or wherever
(26:59):
your ship is. Um, It's like I'm always thinking, like, whoa,
this would be a hard show to like explain, you know,
like on paper because it's so like ridiculous. But the
tone or whatever, the way you guys act and stuff,
(27:19):
that's how you get away with or that's what makes
it cool. It just seems you know, you know what
I mean? Or is that a question or tell? That's good,
that's good observation. It's like you guys had a web
series and that's what helped get the TV show. Yeah, yeah,
back and I was like twenty seventeen, Yeah, thing to
(27:42):
explain because it visual like here, here's what it is. Yeah,
I have like six videos or something to maybe more
tend to pitch with. Our producer, Jay always said like
the show came out kind of fully you know, fully borne.
Usually with show was like a pilot, you kind of
work it out, and it was fully born, so it
(28:05):
came out the pussy all the way. Yeah that's what
Jay said, right pretty much? Yeah, Jay, were fully born. Yeah,
it's not fully born. That's only the head or the
butt came out. Said it came fully fortu for the
world to see. Yeah, I think it's what he's saying. Okay,
so he specified he was like, this show is fully
(28:26):
born out the pussy from the world to see you.
It's got something special here. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And then
you know, we've tried to pitch other shows since, and
it is tough because you're trying to explain tone or
vibe and yeah, it's kind of hard to do that.
It's like trying to explain, you know, why a flower
(28:47):
is beautiful or something. Yeah, well this show is beautiful,
and I don't use that word loosely. Thank you, Thanks man. Yeah,
I appreciate that. I just love especially that episode when
Donnie has a six pack and everybody's like, oh no,
he's gonna make everybody feel insecure about their bodies and
(29:07):
can't go to raging waters. It's just it's just me.
I felt seen, you know, because I don't have a
hot body, right and then does it make you insecure
when you're at a party and other people do. Yeah, yeah,
I'm worried that Trina, the dude that's taking her in
the sandwiches has a six pack? Right? I was just thinking,
(29:30):
but they're getting sandwiches a lot of bread calories, right,
you know. And I was like, that's pretty lame. First date.
You're taking her get a sandwich, right, definitely doesn't have
a six pack. Do you think she's got a lunch date? Yeah? Yeah, right,
but we don't even know it was a date yet.
It's probably your cousin or friend. Yeah, yeah, I just
(29:51):
want me to take you a sandwich first date. No
it is. It wasn't her cousin, it was not. It's
not What did she say? Who did she say it was?
She said, I'm going to get sandwich with she's all
a friend. And then I was like, I didn't want
to say I assume it was a woman, huh. And
then she said he's gonna take me. She said he's
gonna take me I get a sound or sandwiches. Well,
(30:14):
that sounds like it could still just be a friend.
But that sounds like no, no, did you Thanks for
trying to make me feel better? Dress up game, but no,
because you wouldn't. She wouldn't say he's gonna take me
to get sandwiches. He would she would say we're meeting
up to get sandwiches. Well, unless he's driving. No, you're
kind of right there. Actually I think about it. I
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think it does sound like maybe or maybe he owed
her a sandwich. She's gonna let me go, leave me
so quick for a sandwich bro, and then she probably
does have a six pack and all be left alone
in the cold. And then now I feel weird because
(30:55):
for a tree, now I grew this beard, but now
she's with sandwich bro. He probably doesn't even He's probably like,
oh Lucy goosey, like, oh whatever, He'll take this mall
chick to get a sandwich and see what happens. Probably
just thinking about his penis. I didn't. I mean, here're
(31:15):
gonna go. That might be true. Likely sandwich Bros. Sandwich
broser like that, they're just thinking about sex stuff, right,
And then I'm I want to give her my soul
growing a beard for her. Right? When was the last
time you hit her up? Huh? Are you pulling away
(31:37):
from her? I'm trying so hard. I wanted to text
her this morning, I didn't, so I haven't textured today.
When was the concert? Calculated? Just do it? When was
the concert you went to January six. Okay, so that's
that's about a month ago. Have you been texting since
phone calls? Have you been back to the ball? Yeah?
Have you seen her? Yeah? How'd it go? Talk to her? What? Yeah?
(32:02):
I got scared that I was an overdoing it, being
too thirsty, so I just kept walking. It spent a month.
That's not too thirsty. No, but we are. I texted her.
She text me back. She shares videos, funny videos or
videos or herself or what kind of videos? Yeah? When't
she she texted it was like this goat that was
(32:24):
there was a guy standing in a little barn like
a corralling area, and there was a goat, and the
goat jumped and knocked the guy over. I think I
saw that one. Yeah. I think it looked like he
broke his back or something. Goat was strong, right, So
do you guys text like ha ha ha, Well do
you heart that you know you engaging with her? Yeah?
(32:46):
I said, oh, it looks like that guy broke his back.
And what she said? She just sent a crying face. Right,
And at the end of the concert, you guys went
to did you guys kiss? Did you any hand holding? Oh?
She give me a kiss on the cheek and what's
over that's huge, That's that's super sweet. Did that do anything?
(33:07):
That's what I'm hoping next time, maybe when she gives
me kissing the chicken, then now I have the beard.
She maybe that's what you know what I mean? Did
she say she likes all men with beards? Did she
say she likes beards in general? How did that come up?
We were watching a Zach Galfernakis movie and she said, oh,
I love beards, just very subtly. She wasn't like demanding
(33:28):
a beard from me. It was just an observation I made.
And I'm like, you know, I'm trying to I want
her forever, So it's like, what do I need to do?
So I watched all Zach golfin Nakis movies and now
I'm going to beard. You're gonna let her get pretty
big then, like a golf Nakis. I don't know, I
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see she says anything. Yeah, she keeps lucy talking about
meeting up next week. So yeah, yeah, I gotta plan something.
Definitely not going to get sandwiches hill though. Anyway, it's
kind of quick get to kind of see how the
beard feels on your own and get used to it
and then see what she thinks and hopefully she kisses it.
(34:12):
Make your heart flutter? What it? Yeah? What do you
really know about this girl? She's just cool, you know,
she's just not leam. We have similar views, yeah what
um just that the world is lame and everything makes
(34:32):
us sad. Are there a lot of email girls out there?
You described her makeup and stuff like that. I do
see some, but some are faking the funk? What does
that mean? They're like, oh, I'm emol, and then they're
not emol at all. They're actually like in a pretty
good mood. Yeah. They're like going shopping with their mom,
watching the Kardashians and having brunch and Beverly Hills, right.
(34:56):
I mean not that you can't be emo and Beverly Hills,
but you can might drift. So their dress they dress emo,
but then they go do those things. But they got
the eyeliner and all that. Well, yeah, they'll dress emo
for certain events. I see. It turns you committed to
the lifestyle fully, and it throws you off because you
go out thinking, here you see him in public, shopping
with their mom, and all of a sudden, there's no
black eyeliner. Right, there's no, they're not wearing black at all,
(35:20):
wearing like a sunflower yellow. Are you thinking about something?
I'm talking about the latest Kardashians episode with their mom.
It sounds like you got burnt. Yeah. Was there a
girl that kind of fooled you like that? Yeah? What's
her name? I don't want to talk about. Okay, all right,
it's not worth it. Okay, don't put that negativity out there,
(35:41):
and real quick, this Trina wear eyeliner at the at work?
Yeah she does, Okay, Yeah she said that. Um the
manager was like being lame about it. Oh no, when
it goes against policy. But then she doesn't Um the
manager didn't know that. Um. Trina has a friend who's
(36:04):
like in legal stuff. She's not a lawyer, but she
worked at a paralegal office actually for Larry H. Parker.
He's like a famous guy. Okay, okay, nineties. What does
that have to do with the eyeliner? So that homegirl
that she had that you was a paralegal for Larry H.
Parker read the company policies and found loopholes and was like,
(36:27):
you can't tell her that she can't wear a black eyeliner.
Sue your ass. I know, Larry H. Parker, I don't
even know if he's live anymore, but it's gonna be
your ass, right and the so the managers like, oh
my bad. So that was a victory for Trina. Yeah, right,
because Trina's not trying to fake the funk. She's like
(36:47):
that all day every day. This is the astrologicals what creeper? Right?
All right, hey homie. The next one is the scorpio
horoscope twenty twenty three A all right, and the same
war or animal for that is riddle me. This the scorpion, homie.
(37:09):
All right. So scorpios a they don't interact much on me,
you know what I mean, because they got the pinchers
a and the little stinger tails. You're like, hey, you know,
don't mess with that vaut or that hang now whatever.
They don't want to be talked to right now. It
looks like, you know, um, but don't judge your book
Bible's cover back. At the same time, you could be like, oh,
let me talk to him, and then they you know,
and then they pinch you or they steing you with
(37:29):
their venomous tail, and then you're like, you gotta be
laid up on me for at least three to seven days. Ay,
and you know, and everybody's, hey, you want me to
bring you something? But they hope that you say, no,
I'm good, I don't need nothing, because they don't really
want to have to drive to the store and go
to your paddy. They're just want to feel like they're
a good person. Ain't that they offer? All right? So
as what's up? So the Scorpio Yearly Horoscoale for twenty
(37:52):
twenty three, Homie shows that you know that same habit like,
you know, like sticking to something, Homie and just doing
it over and over. Sticking to a good habit will
be productive for you, Homie. All right, And you know
the planet Jupiter transit in twenty twenty three, Homie, check
this out here. It's gonna be a great chance for
you to clarify some things in your mind, Homi. Like, Hey, like,
(38:14):
why does some hint that call a hot dog a sandwich? Hey? Like?
You know that's not right, Homie, And you know you'll
figure out why that is. Hey. Like. However, Homie, on
the other handing Saturn transit will come as an alert
to certain areas of your life. Homie. You know what
I'm saying, Homie, Like, hey, you know I need to
fix this part or you know that part, or like
(38:36):
you know, I need to get out there more and
not just be at the pad like doing whatever. All right,
So this combination of events on me will break some
beliefs that you had about your life and some people
in it. Homie, Oh all day. Does it sound like
an eye opening year? Well, it is on me, all right.
Scorpion natives will see things fall into place, you know,
(38:59):
in the second half of the year, the homie. So
you know, in the second half of the year is
when much of the toxicity, homie and the bullshit will
be gone from your life. Ay. So, but you know
right now you're probably dating with a toxic Hina because
it's still February, homie, and so that Haina, toxic Hina
(39:20):
is gonna be in your life to probably you know,
June or July. So you know, have a good time.
He ram it out, um, talk to each other, go
get some bagels with locks or whatever, homie, and just
let her like scratch you and then tell you that
you're not a good person, that you ain't ship and
feel you know, be you're all toxic all over you
(39:41):
because by Junior July, Homie, the way that jupiters are,
she's gonna have to jam me either way. So enjoy
it now and just soak it in and learn from it, homie,
all right. And so if you have like a New
Year's resolution list, homi, well then get it. Get going
on that right now, all right, because this toxic city
is gonna be for the first half of the year. A.
(40:01):
So you're gonna be. It's gonna make you lag on
a lot of things. They so try to focus on
those resolutions or whatever. All right. However, homie, keep the
processes slow and steady A because the planetary transits, you know,
well only you know, they're only gonna be with your homie,
or let you be in alignment with your life if
you adopt patience and perseverance on me, all right. So
(40:24):
that's what's up right there, all right. A famous Scorpio
homie is Matthew mcconnaugh. Hey, So that's what's up party
at the moon towers on me. And remember when that
fool was like a um, you have a join in
and then and then that little fool's like nah and
(40:45):
then Matthew mcconaugheyes, said, be a lot cooler if you did.
And then and then he stung that fool with his
tail because he's a scorpion on me. And then he
started driving the car because I love whom he was
touching his face too much. Anyway, Homie. In the movie
and Stay what was it called it? Days and Confused
(41:06):
on me, So yeah, that main character, the little young homie,
he touched his face like, I don't know, one hundred
and seventeen times. They said during the movie he did
that little movie that you touch his face. But Matthew
McConaughey was like kind of a breakout that. But one
of my favorites told me was that Stay to me,
Ben Affleck is not that good of an actor, Homie.
(41:28):
But then Days and Confused when he was the bully,
that food was funny, Homie. Yeah, And then he went
and he went and had sexual relations with and Stay
j Lohomie, and then they divorced and then now they're
back together. I guess I don't really care about that stuff, homie.
So the point is, you just gotta keep a movie
and stay focused and represent for the scorpion Homies in
(41:50):
twenty twenty three. All right, so sucks. What are you
guys working on lately? M trying to do another fiddle
Leaf episode? Did you see that one? Oh? Yeah, I
love Fiddly Yeah. Your cousin narrates it, so oh Frankie, Yeah, yeah,
he's the narrator. He's like getting a bowl of cereal
one of them. Yeah. Yeah, we're gonna make We made
(42:11):
three of those so far. We're gonna make a few
more and kind of serialize him making like, yeah, continue
this story of those, and they're working on some shorts
and we're just gonna actually dive back into just making
a bunch of stuff on around. We've been trying to
pitch shows for a while and going through that kind
of development. Yeah, the industry can be so lame sometimes, Yeah,
it can be pretty everybody loves you guys. Oh no thanks.
(42:34):
You know my music scene, people always talk about dress
up gang, and then you know, I know when I'm
hanging around my cousin Frankie, like all his peers and stuff,
they always love dress up gang. Yeah, he says when
he goes and does shows touring's doing stand up and
you know he does his characters and stuff. Yeah, um,
(42:55):
he there's people that they always mentioned, like dress Up Gang,
says he meets people after during the show, even though
just yell out dress Up Game. Oh yeah, so that's
pretty cool. Yeah, he's part of you know, he's the
fourth fourth member of the dress Up Game. Yeah. It
sucks he couldn't be here Today's Oh he's getting a
little caught up Hollywood shit. But he's just you know,
(43:16):
he's just trying to make people laugh and stuff. Yeah
what what was he out partying or something here he's
an interview or no, he had to go see a
stylist and stuff. I was clowning him so hard. Interesting.
I was like, well, you need a stylist, but you
can't put your own socks on. He's got pretty good
style too. I would think he'd be able to do that. Yeah,
(43:37):
he was getting people sending him closed like that. I
don't know. He said. It was like he's all he's
talking like Hollywood stuff. Oh yeah, yeah, he's like, whoa,
I do have style. But my publicist said, I'm like, oh,
you're oh, I know he had to pose. Sol hen't
tell him. Yeah, yeah, I know, I bet he does.
(43:57):
But he's like I didn't want to go. Oh, I
hate these kind of events. But yeah, my publish to
say I gotta go see the style is because because
because his mad, because his managers it, we really think
you should show up to this Spirit Awards nomination event
being fashioned forward? Fashion forward? What a lame phrase? Did
(44:23):
Did you see the outfit like what they pick out? No?
But he's like, no, I'm gonna wear stuff that I
mean too, I'm not gonna just wear zebra pants or whatever. Right, yeah,
mean you should wear zebra pants with lifetime warrant your
red ring, chuck us. That's fashion forward because it's like,
what are you gonna do? You know, Yeah, you're gonna
(44:43):
go on a hiker. You're gonna go, you know, to
on so far as so far as right right, But Frank,
don't you don't fake the funk they I'll tell you that. No, No,
he doesn't. He keeps it real. I'll give him that.
And that's always takes care of all the fun the
other stuff still too, and he always calls us still yeah. Yeah,
And that's a huge thing, getting nominated for a Spirit
(45:04):
of War. Yeah, it's awesome. I'm proud of him. He's
not you know that's not lean to get. You know,
he's been doing this a long time. And a lot
of stuff you do does with you guys, Yeah, and
a lot of stuff we will do. I still like
a bunch of stuff. In fact, we need him to
narrate these uh filly videos. Oh yeah, yeah, I love
(45:26):
Fiddle leave man. You guys just yeah, when you give
him ship for cutting down the boat, I would say, oh,
I don't want to give it away, but we can
see it on YouTube if you haven't seen it already.
Do you have any plants at home, fiddle leaves or anything? Um,
I have succulence and I also have a fern that's dying.
How I'm going stare because I'm feel like I'm in control?
(45:50):
But right, okay, I didn't see that color. Sorry, but
by controlling its life, like you kind of threatened it.
So this is a purpose. I just feel like it
just puts like we're on the same level, like, oh,
you get me because it's half dead but inside right,
but are you you are watering the plant? Right? Yeah?
(46:12):
A little bit here not I don't let it fully die,
I just let it. We'd be at the same level.
Sof like I feel like when I cry, it's crying
with me a little bitch. What are you feeling really good?
How often are you feeling pretty good? We have fun
plating spikefall now, I mean you were pretty animated. Yeah, yeah,
that's fun. You here one day a year. Sometimes it's
(46:35):
hard for me to make when I am feeling good,
because then I feel like then it's going to be
taken away from me or something. Oh yeah, I get that. Yeah, well,
you know you hear about that. People have good things
happen to him, they were you'll get taken away. I
always feel like, oh, if you feel good or something
good happens, and that means something bad's definitely gonna happen,
(46:57):
because that's how it just how it goes. Yeah, so
I just more enjoy the bad parts. But are you
enjoying it? I just feel comfortable there. You feel comfortable there? Right? Huh?
I don't know. I still want to get you back,
get some more spike ball going and get a barbecue going,
fight your buddy who is it, Ignacia? Yeah? Yeah, get
(47:20):
him to come back. He looks at my cousin, Frankie's
friend who his name's Philippa Sparza, right, right, right. I
think they might be related in Nazio. Have you kicked
it with him? Since you guys were hitting it off,
if you guys hung out, since that, weren't you going
to concern together? No? I had I was playing a
short panthers. Oh right, yeah, start. I couldn't make it,
(47:40):
by the way, I had a date or something that night.
It was only twelve people there. Now I had a
bunch of people lined up. I wanted to go and
show support, but I forget what happened. But we found
something better to do with your life. No, I would
have been well, maybe a date or something. But you know,
you gotta support each other falling in love often? Do
you guys work together like any given week about five
(48:01):
days a week? Yeah, try to meet up and right
a little bit every day. Yeah, you guys are always
meeting up. You could tell there's a lot of work
that goes in. You got what you guys make? Yeah,
you know, Um, it's one thing not everybody has in
this these industry, Hollywood streets, his work ethic. Everybody's looking
(48:23):
for a short cut. M you see that. See that
a lot. Yeah, even in music industry, what happens. People
just try to like blow up on SoundCloud and try
to you just try to come up with a gimmick
all quick, and they think, oh yeah, I've been doing
this three years. It's my time. It's not your time, bro,
it's your time. It takes more than three years. That
reminds me. I keep meaning to look up your your music.
(48:44):
But you're online, right, I can find it. Yeah, I
mean you're on Spotify. You look up Everything's Lame Emo. Okay,
everything's lame. Check that out. Yeah, for the listeners, you
look up emo primo, Everything's lame. It's on Spotify. Also,
we shot a music video. Oh oh, actually, Rob, you
did you direct that one? Yeah? Yeah, I direct you
(49:05):
that one. Rob directed every Man's Playing music video. It's
on YouTube. I remember seen that. That was it was good.
So um, not necessarily my genre music, but really good
work on that. Oh thank you. How's the feedback pretty good? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah?
How are the comments good? Nice? Make you want to
(49:27):
write another song, make another video? Yeah? You got an
idea for one title in mind? Or yeah? Yeah, yeah,
you want to sing a little bit or okay, and
Tia that that's your hunt. Okay, I'll be Tia. What's
going on? Where are we set it up? We're in
(49:47):
your kitchen. What are we doing that? Like a pasta?
It's a beef stew. Thank you. And I keeping with
my cousin Sonic. We just got dressed for church. We're
both looking cute as fund in my hair and everything.
(50:10):
Is when I first started using jail la looks. Yeah,
it was La looks. And then you told Sonic that
he looked cute. Sound like you look cute today across
his two Gloria, I was wearing the same fucking thing,
and you did sell me anything. Because you're not cute.
You'll never be cute. I'm cute, You're not cute. Why
(50:32):
would you think you're cute? I'm cute. You're not cute.
You'll never be cute. Man, Fuck that, You're fucking sucked anyway.
What did you say to me? Me? Huh, I's focused, frankak,
it's me Sonic. We'll dress the same, right, we'll have
the Looney Tunes ties right when the trousers. What do
we look like? Look cute? I can? I'll tell to you.
(50:54):
Can I help you with something? I'm cute? You're not cute.
I'm cute, You're not cute. You're saying you are not
cute cute. You're not cute cute, You're not cute. Come on, frank, friend,
(51:16):
you're not cute fucking cute. Yea friend, you certainly are
cutey cute, you are cute. M m mmmmmmmmm. We got
(51:38):
that laughter for your soul. You're now tuned into the
franky thing you on this show. Tired of that long
middle till finding its way over the fringe of your
scandal so embarrassing. We're trying to touch the earth, you silly,
big long middle till. Stand the freaking scandal. Look at that. Well,
good news, we have just a thing for you. Tia
(51:58):
glorious elong a in candal with that extra real estate
for that extra long metal toe. Now you can crash
that pope yard and comfort. Whoa, what's she doing you, hi, Dia,
Gloria is elongated theandal toes out. You saw Oprah made
like people were going on her show and she was
(52:19):
making them sign this contract that was like, I'm not
gonna text while I'm driving. Oh yeah yeah, But Lisa
Len she was like, I'm not signing it right, yeah,
She's like just she what about audio voice text? Yes, yeah,
(52:42):
I don't know, maybe that's what Lisa line. She's probably
thinking more like I don't want to, like, you shouldn't
make people sign that, right, like you shouldn't do it,
but you shouldn't have to sign be controlled like that.
Or maybe she was like maybe maybe that was her
um logic was like, whoa, what if I'm gonna red light? Right? Also,
(53:02):
way does Zebra have a show? Still? She has a channel?
Isn't I feel like you'd really like her, bro, you
check her out. She's got some wise words on things.
She has a podcast that's pretty good. Remember she gives
away cars and stuff. Yeah, she put a car or
it's like look under your chair. Yeah yeah. I feel
(53:25):
like a lot of people kind of spoof that. Oh sorry,
that's pretty lean you No, no, no, no, I'm saying
it's a fertile comedy ground. Yeah. So you guys are
gonna be working together. You guys are like stuck with
each other. Yeah yeah, I mean by choice, come this
far you though? Yeah? Yeah, Frankie seems pretty excited. He's like, yeah,
(53:49):
because you know he's doing that Hulu show with his
homi Chris Strata. Yeah, yeah, Chris, this fool. He's filming
the second season right now. That's why I couldn't make it. Yeah,
and he's got the stylist. It sounds like, and he's
got a lot going on. He's a busy game. But
he was like, oh man, because I was like, what
do you want to do? I know you're already doing
(54:12):
your thing, but what else? And he was like, I
want to keep doing this. I want to dude schedule
and don't want to do when you make um he
said like that, he said, don't want to make I
want to make ship bah bah dress of game, he said.
You know, he was like, I don't know, I don't
want it. He's probably gonna be like why did you
say that? It makes sound like a douchebag, but whatever,
(54:33):
that's good for us to here that. It was like,
you know, all you see cruise and like, um, the game,
like you know, there's like you know, like like Adam
Sandler uses it like you always see like his homies
he's uses like the same crew. Yeah, like that. He
was like, He's like, that's how me and the dress
up gang are gonna be Yeah, and everybody's gonna be like,
(54:54):
oh look there's there's the homies and we love it,
and when's the next one coming out? Good man, and
then you guys can buy all the lifetime warranty boots
you want where you could have multiple lifetime warranty boots
where you are I'm on the first night and the
second night, and then when your wife says, you know, no, baby,
save it for the next night, and then you run
(55:15):
into the rock and Steve a merchant. You won't be
wearing some beat up ass lame mass definitely not lifetime
warranty boots all thin. Yep, my mom can't always be anyways.
You know, life can be really lame, and the stuff
(55:36):
you guys make makes um life and specifically my day
less lame. So thank you for making good stuff, especially
with comedy. A lot of people I don't want to say,
but there's a lot of like I do comedy, you know,
like like there's a lot of layers and what you
guys do, and I really appreciate it, and it's not
(55:57):
all over the times, like you know what I mean,
just say well and good stuff. A lot of people.
And I don't like to say the effort too much
because it's a little played out, but a lot of
people fuck with that magic that y'all that you guys got,
you know, thank you man. Thanks man, appreciate that. But
thanks for you know, he know, my cousin Frankie too,
(56:19):
and making him part of dress Up Gang. Um. I
know he does all that other stuff, like we put
mustaches on and you know and be like my dad.
But like my favorite thing that he does is dress
up Gag, you know, because you know he doesn't have
to look Yeah. Wow, yeah, thanks man bad We love that.
(56:41):
I mean that's stuff hiaryrious too. Yeah it is. Sorry,
I guess it's a little bit of envy and me
envy's lame, but we appreciate all. Okay, Well, so they
can go. People can go to dress Up Gag on YouTube. Yeah,
address up Gang. If you got to the address up
gag dot com, it'll shoot you the YouTube page Dress
Up Gang, Dress Up Gag on social media's Yeah, we'll
(57:05):
be having a bunch of new vide Yeah. I watch
all those episodes everybody. All The toothpick is one of
my favorite ones. Oh, Frankie in the water drink try
to act like he didn't pee. Was he really drinking
all that beer in the pool that day? Checked Milata
in real time the whole thing that's in the video one.
I know. I saw that when you guys kept it
(57:26):
camera on him, and I was like, do I think
you drink? That's when we were editing. We almost cut
it up, and then we're like, now we gotta let people.
Now we drink the whole thing on one shot. Sole
commit see it in there. Yeah, so wait, did he
did he really pee in the pool that day? When
you feel me? I shoually'd be a good question to ask,
kind of the question. I have no idea. So it's
(57:46):
kind of like real life too that day. Yeah, I should,
come to think of it. We never even talked to
him about that because he didn't get out of the pool. Yeah,
I have no idea. It's so cool. I wonder if
you would even tell us. I guess I guess the
little world will never know. Yeah, sorry, smiling too much.
(58:08):
M All right, guys give it him for the dress
up Gang. Um, i'm emo, primo, this is the Frankie
you know show podcast? Um. I don't know Frankie's I
don't know if he has any shows because he's filming
the thing, But um, did you go and watch all
the dress Up Gang stuff that you can find it's
all online or if you have the TBS app, if
(58:31):
you know anybody that's TV or it's on on demand
on TBS commercials it's still on. If you go to
Hulu and TBS is on demand is on there too,
it might be it's there's a lot of commercials that
I'm just kidding. Oh yeah, avoid the commercials. Just go
to YouTube or vimeos too. There's something on there. Yeah,
all right, I'm probably saying too much. You guys know
where to find it. Just the dress Up Gang dot Com.
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We got that laughter for your soul and now too
the into the Frankie on this show. Hey guys, what's up? Um?
This is a Frankie un Show podcast. I'm emo primo
UM today I'm gonna um sit here and talk with
the Dress Up Gang. There are a sketch comedy group
based in Los Angeles, California, and they do some of
my favorite sketches that make might make me feel less
(00:24):
lame about myself. Um, this is Corey Lacossack. Hi Corey,
and then um, Donnie Davannia, what's up? Donnie? And Rob
Boardman what's that? Pemo? What's up? Rob? So I almost
didn't come so I didn't want to get out of
bed because also sad. What do you What were you
(00:47):
said about? Um, just life and having to wake up
and walk around right right? Yeah? Yeah, I didn't know
you like our videos? That's cool. Which one do you like?
The moss hmm? I like pretty much all of them
because it's not at all like trying to be all
hacky or nothing, or you know, it's you know, it's
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it's kind of just like makes me feel warm sometimes
um my saddest moments, And I really like cute house,
even though cute things can be pretty lame, right, Um,
the way you guys broke it down a cute house,
you know, kind of had like a little curveballs in
it and stuff. Yeah, if anybody hasn't seen cute House
(01:33):
and just go on youtube' or vimeo watch cute House
by the dress up game. Yeah, that sweater is pretty cute. Actually,
it's funny. I was actually gonna ask where you got
that looks like a hot topic. Maybe is that? I
was kind of thinking, Wait, so you're just said about
life in general, you know, pending on anything specific, just
(01:54):
to general brous Sometimes life can be an empty road
leading to a dead end and no want to call
your friends. That is life an empty road leading to it?
Did in did you write that? So? How long have
you guys been doing videos and stuff? Like ten years?
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Maybe maybe more? Maybe thirteen thirteen or something like that. Yeah, yeah,
because my cousin Frankie said he met you guys a
long time ago. Yeah, we met frank doing stand up
in San Francisco in like two thousand and eight. Maybe. Yeah,
I saw it first saw Frank at the Brainwashed Cafe. Yeah,
I remember a brainwash Yeah, I remember he was like,
(02:36):
oh man, my life's pretty lam. He moved up there,
and he was He didn't start calling until like five
years after he moved up there, but then he said
that he met you guys when he started doing stand
up at the Brainwash. Yeah, it's Laundroy Matt open mic.
You ever been there? Yeah, sadly, it's one of the
many places I got closed down due to development. Yeah,
(03:00):
district a lot of a lot of new development downtown
San Francisco. But yeah, he was always saying, Oh, there's
this guy. Looks like he just got off the tennis
court and he's doing stand up. He's kind of he's
kind of weird, and I don't think you'd like him. Yeah. Yeah,
So that's why I learned about you, Donnie. That's how
you describe me. Yeah, And then he showed me little
pictures and videos and you always had a headband on.
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What you wear a headband out? Laughing at cafe? Wait?
Why were you laughing at that? I don't know, because
it was a little bit like, oh, you know, I
don't care what I do. I'm going for this thing,
you know, I mean, I just what if I just
came from the tennis courts. Yeah, I think you did.
He probably had time to take it off though now,
but might as well just keep it on and kind
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of keeps everything tight. Whatever you need to tell yourself.
Any way, it looks good. Heads not wearing one now? No,
I know, But headbands look good on you. Do you
wear one when you play tennis? Mhmm? Keep your hair
out of your eyes. Oh? I got a perfect one
for you if you want a nice little red one.
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It's so No, it's not late. You don't have a
black one. I have a black one. Yeah, we're a
black one. I'll give you a black one next time.
I see you're you're pretty good spike ball, right, yeah,
we're a headband during that. You're my homemade Nacio plays
spike ball. We had fun that one time. You gotta
come back and do it again. Having a barbecue in
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a couple of weeks. A little beer pongd tournament. Do
you want to come through bringing nice? Nice? It's cool?
You ever played beer pong? Yeah? Are you good? Get
your buddies together, get some games going. Games are lame? Uh?
Is that true? I think games are pretty fun. I
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think games are really fun. But you know, there's no
games that you like, so it's not even one game. Yeah,
what shoots and ladders? It's old school once. The last
time you play, well, well nine years ago, that's the thing. Yeah,
games have come a long way. She give me another shot.
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I mean, there's even decent games ten years ago, in
my opinion. But your video game guy, the um Trino
works out Hot Dog Onto six. She plays playing games
with my heart. I can never get into it. There's
what what's going on? What's the latest? That's a girl
(05:34):
you went to the concert with? Yeah? Yeah's not exclusive,
but apparently she's also seen another another dude who proposed that, Like,
are you trying to date? Also? You got someone else? No,
I don't. Girls don't really like me that much. Sounds
like one does, really, I know. That's why it's trump
growing this beard right, because she says she like beards.
(05:58):
Is the other guy she's dating? Does he have a beard? Mmm?
I don't know. I haven't seen him yet. You didn't
try to look him up on social media? Do you
know his name? No? I don't even know his name. Okay,
does it seem like she likes him? I don't know.
She just said, oh yeah, I'm gonna get you know,
sandwich with this dude, so I can't meet you, you know,
(06:21):
on that day, so you don't even know it's a date.
I don't assuming it was a date. Maybe she just
has a guy, a friend or something, right, I mean
it could be like her old friend or even a
cousin or something. I don't know. Yeah, I maybe just
a guy that wants to get her a sandwich, because
she's just around hot dogs on a stick all the time, right,
(06:42):
she mix it up? Yeah, Um, when you were there,
do you like, did you go there because you like
hot dogs? Or did you go because you saw her
work in the counter? I got out, I do like, well,
I like corn dogs, right, that's what it is. They
call it hot dog on a stick. I got. I
got cheese dogs too. So she she weren't that they
(07:04):
still were those outfits to the tall hat, like yeah,
but she had she had two nose piercings and then
she had this producing here and she had black eyeliner,
super emo wow. But she still wore the uniform. Yeah,
so it kind of made it. It was like a
contrast for like a juxtapose that was not lean I said,
was that what not lean copyright. What's her name? Trina? Trina?
(07:31):
Trina is that short for something? Um? No m m.
You know some people was good what they want? I
never do? What would I expect anything? List? Somebody told
(07:53):
me told me four leaf lovers are good, look tiralized,
but they only come three. That's Some say a rabbit's
foot could be lucky too. They kill the rabbits for them,
but that's never me. Why did I bother to get
(08:14):
out of bed to day? Mother? Because I'm never loved
game or some shoot their shot, but I'd rather shoot
myself instead because I'm never locking. Everything's so lay solid
(08:35):
like Patrinos. You know, with Sandwich borked? What is she
even seeing him? Sanwich is gonna be so mean? I'm
so dumb. Some prayer at night, prayer for other things
that they want on such bullshit, but it's just a facie.
Do they stop to think? Do they think if God
(08:57):
had the time he probably does, would he give you
what you want? Not? Why did I bother me to
get out of bed to day? Because I never lockeme? Some'
shooter shot, but I'd rather shoot myself instand because I'm
(09:21):
never locke tmo premon I'm or shot out of love,
shut of love. Huh Hey hey man, oh my god,
that house is fucking cute. Hey, mas's your house? Yeah
(09:54):
it's cute as cute as fun. Thank you. Let me
see the inside. So can we talk about you guys? Yeah,
curious about my lean life. You guys do um good
videos and stuff and um, it was funny one of
(10:19):
my friends to put an emo song video on Vimeo.
And then I was on Vimeo and and then I
saw that you guys who got like Picks of the
Year or something or uh yeah, I think Cute House
got nominated for something on their best Video of the Year,
maybe best comedy video maybe yeah. Um. And then you
guys made a show a long time ago for TBS.
(10:41):
M hmm, made the dress up getting show based on
a web series we've done called My Roommate, My Friends. Yeah,
My My Roommate, My Friend. Yeah. I used to love
those videos. Yeah yeah, yeah. We turned that into a
TV show for TBS or for ourselves, and it was
gonna come out on TBS. Yeah, we got one season
up the TBS app or it's on demand, I think too. Yeah,
(11:04):
well it's still there. They're on YouTube. They live on
TBS app and on vod or whatever video on demand.
What was TBS app the TBS I don't know. Do
you have it? We got ten half hours? No, absolutely, Yeah,
you can see most You can see most of it
on YouTube too. Yeah. Our YouTube page is really where
it's at. Hit us up and we'll send you links too,
(11:27):
like black market. Yeah, commercial free, commercial free password. People
go to go to YouTube and see episodes. Yeah, we
have a bunch of the episodes up on YouTube. Cool.
We're just typing the dress upgame dot com. Where does
the dress up game come from? It sounds like you
guys always dress up, put on hats and wigs or
what it was like. This is what it sounds like. Yeah,
(11:52):
we came up with that name like probably fifteen years ago,
and we're kind of just trying to think of a
name for a sketch group because the name before that
was really bad. I can't remember even really how we
thought of it. Yeah, this was the name before that,
slip Thongs sketch. Yeah, it's bad. It was not. I
can't remember. It is really bad. You can't remember. But
(12:14):
in UM yeah, I think the only conscious choice service.
We use the word gang to be like more than
just us because we knew we'd meet people like your
cousin frank you know, they we'd want to work with him. Yeah. Yeah,
you guys know my cousin Frankie for over ten years now, Yes, sir,
Oh yeah, it's you okay to work with. Yeah, he's great, amazing,
(12:38):
he's hilarious, he's uh, he loves you guys. Yeah, he's
a who We love him. He's the one who got
you guys here. Thank you Frankie for getting dress Up
Gang here so I could talk to him. Yeah. Yeah,
it got me out of bed even while I was late. Yeah,
that was crying. But now I'm here, I feel better.
(12:59):
Thank you. Do you are you lay? You laid a
lot of times for that reason. Yeah. Yeah, because you
stay in bed kind of crying, and I wonder why
you even get out of bed. Do not wipe my tears,
Let them flow. Life will always let you know that
you always be alone. Yeah. I wasn't trying to wipe
open the curtains, sit in the darkness, don't see the light.
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But then I opened the curtains and I'm like, all right,
let's go because this dress up game. Nice. Thank you.
I'm not familiar. Is that a song as you're singing?
Are you making those up on the Yeah? Y's a
lot of questions I need to talk about you guys. Okay, yeah, sorry,
But so you guys made a show for TBS, and
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then I remember even I know that was kind of
an emotional roller coaster. Yeah, because there's some kind of
merger or something. I don't know. Are we allowed to
talk about that? Yeah, I don't think we really know
that much. We made the whole show which you're referring to,
and then we we edited it and we were about done,
(14:08):
and then they told us that they weren't going to
do late night at Comedies anymore. So the show we'd
been making, they just weren't even gonna air it. Yeah.
It wasn't just that show. It was like other ships
got shelved. Carson Mell had a show in there. Oh yeah,
I love Carson Mell. Yeah, show Tarrangela. That's really good
that they didn't there. Um. Yeah, so just like that,
(14:30):
it was kind of got screwed over a little bit. Yeah,
a little bit, Yeah, kind of got yeah. Because and
then but people that saw it they loved it. Yeah,
Well we even saw um there's a guy who does
sketches named Tim Robinson. Yeah, and he was like, oh,
I love dress up gang and I was like whoa, Yeah,
(14:52):
he came up between the party two. He's really nice.
Um yeah, super nice guy. Yeah. People seem to like it.
It didn't come out on there for a while. And
and then we submitted to the Sundance without without telling them,
and it got in and so then then we got promoted. Yeah,
we got permission. I remember um sundance. Um. When I
(15:12):
was talking to my I was talking to Frankie, my cousin,
and he was so excited to go to Sundance. Oh yeah,
he was Jack. And then and then um he said.
Rob went to like get some lifetime warranty boots and
he spent like three hundred dollars or something red Wings CHUCKA,
red Wing chuckas red Wing chuckas okay, and then he
(15:38):
was like, yeah, because my current boots are pretty lame,
so I need to get some lifetime warranty red Wing
chuckas and Burbank to get ready to go to Sundance.
And then Frankie was like, oh, I had to get
boots too, because he was in Miami and he had
to go straight from Miami to the snow, so he
landed and then he was like, yeah, so I went
(16:01):
and I got these Tom's boots because one love or whatever,
like some money person got another pair of shoes or something. Right.
I don't know where that hopefully that person got those shoes.
I don't know how to verify that, but it's cool
that Tom says that they do that. Um, but he
got some boots because he was in the snow. And
(16:24):
then and then he was like, hey, Rob, where's your
lifetime warranty red Ring chuckas And he was like, oh no,
my lady said I shouldn't wear him on the first night,
and which is so it's kind of like you should
save him for later in the week, like yeah, premiere
(16:44):
or something. No, She's probably like, babe, you need to
save your lifetime warranty red Ring Chuck us for the
next day, even though they're lifetime warrant. Yeah, what was
the logic there? I just didn't want to mess him
up for the premiere, Like walking around the stone, what
do you think would happen? They'd get wet? Yeah, like
maybe they just want to look as nice. And then
(17:05):
what did happen party? So yeah, so we were already
in this scene. We were getting or not me sorry.
Frankie said that you guys were all walking around together
and just having a good old grand old not Liam time.
And and then his friend was there, DJ Spider. Yeah,
(17:25):
shout out, shout out to my cousin, Frankie's friend, DJ Spider.
He always DJ's at Sun Dance and sometimes DJ scenes
can be pretty Liam, but DJ Spiders pretty not Liam. Anyways,
he said that he was like, hey, come meet me
at this party. It's like a some kind of like
(17:46):
a Chase Bank sponsored party or something. But then it
turns out The Rock was there and Stephen Merchant. Yeah,
it's for Wou Tang right, this Woutang show. They made
no step the rest the family, but the Rock was there.
I didn't see him, but he was in the VIP section.
It was on there for like five minutes. I think
(18:08):
that's what Frankie said. I don't know. I wasn't there,
but then the snow it's hard for me makes me sad. Anyways, Um,
Stephen Merchant was there too though, and we were he
were you guys were in his presence. And then Frankie said,
he looked down and Rob was wearing his boots at
(18:28):
were lame that he said, And then everybody was like,
why are you wearing the old boots that you drove
to Burbank to get lifetime warranty red Chuka's red wings,
and how come you're not wearing those? Because the rock
and Steve merchants here and he's like and he's like
in the club, in this nice place with these like
busted old boots with the red laces. So you know,
(18:51):
so the red draws to the eye and everybody could
see like, whoa that must be He must not be
in the boot game. Now. I think I was kind
of oblivious to that whole story. I didn't know that.
And earlier in the day we met Stephen Merchant and
so we kind of like got to know him a
little bit, and then we saw him at the club
later that night. He walked right past me, say because
(19:13):
of the boots. I think I saw the boots. So
that guy's not doing anything. Yeah, I'm just kind of live,
probably because it weren't boots like that in the lounge
and nice sun dance alone. And what was the importance
of the premiere to you, was the photos or what? Like?
What why he because that we had actually boots for
that same trip A warm every day. Well he waited
(19:35):
to the first day of our big screening where we
had to go up there on stage and all that.
To me, that's like we were in the theater seats,
so no one can't even see your shoes. I would
think i'd prioritize the parties because that's where your feet
are out in the Yeah, I think. I think it
feels like Rob knows he made a mistake. I don't
know if he's gonna be like, yeah, I regret not
(19:56):
wearing him that night. I guess I'm also curious about
your doesn't hit him pretty hard that night? By the way,
Oh yeah, he got him. He got him pretty hard. Yeah,
Oh yeah, I don't because he wouldn't. He was telling me.
I was asking to me how Sun dance, and he's
just telling me this boot story for like twenty three minutes.
He brings it up pretty much every every year or
so a few months. I gotta be honest, I've not
been in the loop on that one. You know, my
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mom was there at that party, so it's gonna preoccupied.
YEA and your sister yeah, yeah, and Carly Steve Merchant
the rock. Uh and you're sorry. Last question. So your
wife goes, hey, save the boots, yeah, and you go
did you kind of take in the information and the
advice and filter it and go okay, I think I agree?
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Or did you go just blindly like that's what I'm doing?
And can I say something before you answer that? Yeah?
He maybe I'm guessing that he just trusted her. But
and he like, that's my guest too. He was like,
you know, I should probably knows, but go ahead, let's
see Donnie's interpretation. I shouldn't have said that. He was
gonna yeah, well, it's your right. So then you're kind
(21:01):
of wife, You're kind of out there flying blind, just
trusting the navigation system. There. There's a lot of layers.
He's like, what's also like that in that department? I
kind of defer. Maybe, But as you were getting ready
for this party, did you think damn, I wonder if
I should reconsider this advice. No. No, because I've been
out in a battle all day. So I was just like,
(21:22):
I'm just gonna rock in my mind. I was like,
I'm just not even you know, changing wardrobes until in
your mind it was like wearing a suit to a party.
You're like, I'm saving the suit exactly. Yeah, right again
you know, dearly regret not Yeah yeah, lesson learned, guess
just as a m anyway, Sindance was fun. Okay, up, sorry, no, no,
(21:53):
I'm fine, it's fine, It's it's all good. I'm glad.
Were you kind of looked out the window right now,
like it's you were looking for. It's gonna be okay,
you know. Yeah, yeah, like you know, maybe maybe we
should do team shoes or something team boots or like, okay,
our outfits with each other before we go somewhere. Just
(22:14):
I'll be on the same page. I will say. When
you did Deave Bumo the first nut of the screening,
they hit pretty hard. Yeah, I did think so that
was cool. That was Frankie was talking about. He said,
that was a fun that you guys had a blast
at that Sundance because there's so many cool activities going on.
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And then there was that Woo tank thing that you mentioned.
It was like the Woo tang Um. They had a
Showtime documentary that was premiering, so they had like a
Woo Tang party and it was snowing. I don't know, Frankie,
That's all he would talk about. He was like, oh,
I went to this Woo Tang that was cool, you know,
the one bummer. I don't think so, I can't remember.
(22:56):
Maybe he just went sorry, know about that? You know.
The other thing was we got this big place in
the snow and we invited a bunch of friends from
home to come. The hot tub didn't work. Did you
tell you about that? It just wasn't hot enough. We
had one friend, Chris there. He flew out. He wanted
(23:16):
to see the screenings, but he kind of just wanted
to kick it in a hot tub and the snow
thing was busted. There is like a bucket list thing
like to be in a hot tub in the snow,
have your beercled down right there? I mean we did. Whoa.
You can put your beer yeah, um right, there's the
snow while you're in the hot tub. Yeah. You can
(23:37):
eat if it's snow. And while you're in the hot
tub you get to see it melt on the surface
of the water. It's really beautiful. I think you'd like it.
Lukewarm hot tub affecting my life. I thought you were
gonna be something nice. I thought you were gonna heat up,
but now all I want to do is cry because
(23:57):
you're lukewarm at best. Can't release the pain from my chest. No,
I'm so focating because I'm cold in the sun. Dance Snow. Oh.
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You've been in there for a couple of hours. You've
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M m mmmmmmmmmmmm. We got that laughter for your soul
and now too. Then to the breaking game you're on
this show? Yeah, speaking of camera, So Rob's role in
the dress Up Gang, you're like, you know, director, writer, editor, Um, well,
(26:35):
I know all you guys sitting on the edits, but
you have your fingers on the things. Mm hmm. Yeah,
he's there. He's the main editor and we just kind
of give notes. Yeah. Um yeah, Frankie said that, you know,
because I don't know when I see dress up Gang
videos it's like or content or on TV or wherever
(26:59):
your ship is. Um, It's like I'm always thinking, like, whoa,
this would be a hard show to like explain, you know,
like on paper because it's so like ridiculous. But the
tone or whatever, the way you guys act and stuff,
(27:19):
that's how you get away with or that's what makes
it cool. It just seems you know, you know what
I mean? Or is that a question or tell? That's good,
that's good observation. It's like you guys had a web
series and that's what helped get the TV show. Yeah, yeah,
back and I was like twenty seventeen, Yeah, thing to
(27:42):
explain because it visual like here, here's what it is. Yeah,
I have like six videos or something to maybe more
tend to pitch with. Our producer, Jay always said like
the show came out kind of fully you know, fully borne.
Usually with show was like a pilot, you kind of
work it out, and it was fully born, so it
(28:05):
came out the pussy all the way. Yeah that's what
Jay said, right pretty much? Yeah, Jay, were fully born. Yeah,
it's not fully born. That's only the head or the
butt came out. Said it came fully fortu for the
world to see. Yeah, I think it's what he's saying. Okay,
so he specified he was like, this show is fully
(28:26):
born out the pussy from the world to see you.
It's got something special here. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And then
you know, we've tried to pitch other shows since, and
it is tough because you're trying to explain tone or
vibe and yeah, it's kind of hard to do that.
It's like trying to explain, you know, why a flower
(28:47):
is beautiful or something. Yeah, well this show is beautiful,
and I don't use that word loosely. Thank you, Thanks man. Yeah,
I appreciate that. I just love especially that episode when
Donnie has a six pack and everybody's like, oh no,
he's gonna make everybody feel insecure about their bodies and
(29:07):
can't go to raging waters. It's just it's just me.
I felt seen, you know, because I don't have a
hot body, right and then does it make you insecure
when you're at a party and other people do. Yeah, yeah,
I'm worried that Trina, the dude that's taking her in
the sandwiches has a six pack? Right? I was just thinking,
(29:30):
but they're getting sandwiches a lot of bread calories, right,
you know. And I was like, that's pretty lame. First date.
You're taking her get a sandwich, right, definitely doesn't have
a six pack. Do you think she's got a lunch date? Yeah? Yeah, right,
but we don't even know it was a date yet.
It's probably your cousin or friend. Yeah, yeah, I just
(29:51):
want me to take you a sandwich first date. No
it is. It wasn't her cousin, it was not. It's
not What did she say? Who did she say it was?
She said, I'm going to get sandwich with she's all
a friend. And then I was like, I didn't want
to say I assume it was a woman, huh. And
then she said he's gonna take me. She said he's
gonna take me I get a sound or sandwiches. Well,
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that sounds like it could still just be a friend.
But that sounds like no, no, did you Thanks for
trying to make me feel better? Dress up game, but no,
because you wouldn't. She wouldn't say he's gonna take me
to get sandwiches. He would she would say we're meeting
up to get sandwiches. Well, unless he's driving. No, you're
kind of right there. Actually I think about it. I
(30:35):
think it does sound like maybe or maybe he owed
her a sandwich. She's gonna let me go, leave me
so quick for a sandwich bro, and then she probably
does have a six pack and all be left alone
in the cold. And then now I feel weird because
(30:55):
for a tree, now I grew this beard, but now
she's with sandwich bro. He probably doesn't even He's probably like,
oh Lucy goosey, like, oh whatever, He'll take this mall
chick to get a sandwich and see what happens. Probably
just thinking about his penis. I didn't. I mean, here're
(31:15):
gonna go. That might be true. Likely sandwich Bros. Sandwich
broser like that, they're just thinking about sex stuff, right,
And then I'm I want to give her my soul
growing a beard for her. Right? When was the last
time you hit her up? Huh? Are you pulling away
(31:37):
from her? I'm trying so hard. I wanted to text
her this morning, I didn't, so I haven't textured today.
When was the concert? Calculated? Just do it? When was
the concert you went to January six. Okay, so that's
that's about a month ago. Have you been texting since
phone calls? Have you been back to the ball? Yeah?
Have you seen her? Yeah? How'd it go? Talk to her? What? Yeah?
(32:02):
I got scared that I was an overdoing it, being
too thirsty, so I just kept walking. It spent a month.
That's not too thirsty. No, but we are. I texted her.
She text me back. She shares videos, funny videos or
videos or herself or what kind of videos? Yeah? When't
she she texted it was like this goat that was
(32:24):
there was a guy standing in a little barn like
a corralling area, and there was a goat, and the
goat jumped and knocked the guy over. I think I
saw that one. Yeah. I think it looked like he
broke his back or something. Goat was strong, right, So
do you guys text like ha ha ha, Well do
you heart that you know you engaging with her? Yeah?
(32:46):
I said, oh, it looks like that guy broke his back.
And what she said? She just sent a crying face. Right,
And at the end of the concert, you guys went
to did you guys kiss? Did you any hand holding? Oh?
She give me a kiss on the cheek and what's
over that's huge, That's that's super sweet. Did that do anything?
(33:07):
That's what I'm hoping next time, maybe when she gives
me kissing the chicken, then now I have the beard.
She maybe that's what you know what I mean? Did
she say she likes all men with beards? Did she
say she likes beards in general? How did that come up?
We were watching a Zach Galfernakis movie and she said, oh,
I love beards, just very subtly. She wasn't like demanding
(33:28):
a beard from me. It was just an observation I made.
And I'm like, you know, I'm trying to I want
her forever, So it's like, what do I need to do?
So I watched all Zach golfin Nakis movies and now
I'm going to beard. You're gonna let her get pretty
big then, like a golf Nakis. I don't know, I
(33:48):
see she says anything. Yeah, she keeps lucy talking about
meeting up next week. So yeah, yeah, I gotta plan something.
Definitely not going to get sandwiches hill though. Anyway, it's
kind of quick get to kind of see how the
beard feels on your own and get used to it
and then see what she thinks and hopefully she kisses it.
(34:12):
Make your heart flutter? What it? Yeah? What do you
really know about this girl? She's just cool, you know,
she's just not leam. We have similar views, yeah what
um just that the world is lame and everything makes
(34:32):
us sad. Are there a lot of email girls out there?
You described her makeup and stuff like that. I do
see some, but some are faking the funk? What does
that mean? They're like, oh, I'm emol, and then they're
not emol at all. They're actually like in a pretty
good mood. Yeah. They're like going shopping with their mom,
watching the Kardashians and having brunch and Beverly Hills, right.
(34:56):
I mean not that you can't be emo and Beverly Hills,
but you can might drift. So their dress they dress emo,
but then they go do those things. But they got
the eyeliner and all that. Well, yeah, they'll dress emo
for certain events. I see. It turns you committed to
the lifestyle fully, and it throws you off because you
go out thinking, here you see him in public, shopping
with their mom, and all of a sudden, there's no
black eyeliner. Right, there's no, they're not wearing black at all,
(35:20):
wearing like a sunflower yellow. Are you thinking about something?
I'm talking about the latest Kardashians episode with their mom.
It sounds like you got burnt. Yeah. Was there a
girl that kind of fooled you like that? Yeah? What's
her name? I don't want to talk about. Okay, all right,
it's not worth it. Okay, don't put that negativity out there,
(35:41):
and real quick, this Trina wear eyeliner at the at work?
Yeah she does, Okay, Yeah she said that. Um the
manager was like being lame about it. Oh no, when
it goes against policy. But then she doesn't Um the
manager didn't know that. Um. Trina has a friend who's
(36:04):
like in legal stuff. She's not a lawyer, but she
worked at a paralegal office actually for Larry H. Parker.
He's like a famous guy. Okay, okay, nineties. What does
that have to do with the eyeliner? So that homegirl
that she had that you was a paralegal for Larry H.
Parker read the company policies and found loopholes and was like,
(36:27):
you can't tell her that she can't wear a black eyeliner.
Sue your ass. I know, Larry H. Parker, I don't
even know if he's live anymore, but it's gonna be
your ass, right and the so the managers like, oh
my bad. So that was a victory for Trina. Yeah, right,
because Trina's not trying to fake the funk. She's like
(36:47):
that all day every day. This is the astrologicals what creeper? Right?
All right, hey homie. The next one is the scorpio
horoscope twenty twenty three A all right, and the same
war or animal for that is riddle me. This the scorpion, homie.
(37:09):
All right. So scorpios a they don't interact much on me,
you know what I mean, because they got the pinchers
a and the little stinger tails. You're like, hey, you know,
don't mess with that vaut or that hang now whatever.
They don't want to be talked to right now. It
looks like, you know, um, but don't judge your book
Bible's cover back. At the same time, you could be like, oh,
let me talk to him, and then they you know,
and then they pinch you or they steing you with
(37:29):
their venomous tail, and then you're like, you gotta be
laid up on me for at least three to seven days. Ay,
and you know, and everybody's, hey, you want me to
bring you something? But they hope that you say, no,
I'm good, I don't need nothing, because they don't really
want to have to drive to the store and go
to your paddy. They're just want to feel like they're
a good person. Ain't that they offer? All right? So
as what's up? So the Scorpio Yearly Horoscoale for twenty
(37:52):
twenty three, Homie shows that you know that same habit like,
you know, like sticking to something, Homie and just doing
it over and over. Sticking to a good habit will
be productive for you, Homie. All right, And you know
the planet Jupiter transit in twenty twenty three, Homie, check
this out here. It's gonna be a great chance for
you to clarify some things in your mind, Homi. Like, Hey, like,
(38:14):
why does some hint that call a hot dog a sandwich? Hey? Like?
You know that's not right, Homie, And you know you'll
figure out why that is. Hey. Like. However, Homie, on
the other handing Saturn transit will come as an alert
to certain areas of your life. Homie. You know what
I'm saying, Homie, Like, hey, you know I need to
fix this part or you know that part, or like
(38:36):
you know, I need to get out there more and
not just be at the pad like doing whatever. All right,
So this combination of events on me will break some
beliefs that you had about your life and some people
in it. Homie, Oh all day. Does it sound like
an eye opening year? Well, it is on me, all right.
Scorpion natives will see things fall into place, you know,
(38:59):
in the second half of the year, the homie. So
you know, in the second half of the year is
when much of the toxicity, homie and the bullshit will
be gone from your life. Ay. So, but you know
right now you're probably dating with a toxic Hina because
it's still February, homie, and so that Haina, toxic Hina
(39:20):
is gonna be in your life to probably you know,
June or July. So you know, have a good time.
He ram it out, um, talk to each other, go
get some bagels with locks or whatever, homie, and just
let her like scratch you and then tell you that
you're not a good person, that you ain't ship and
feel you know, be you're all toxic all over you
(39:41):
because by Junior July, Homie, the way that jupiters are,
she's gonna have to jam me either way. So enjoy
it now and just soak it in and learn from it, homie,
all right. And so if you have like a New
Year's resolution list, homi, well then get it. Get going
on that right now, all right, because this toxic city
is gonna be for the first half of the year. A.
(40:01):
So you're gonna be. It's gonna make you lag on
a lot of things. They so try to focus on
those resolutions or whatever. All right. However, homie, keep the
processes slow and steady A because the planetary transits, you know,
well only you know, they're only gonna be with your homie,
or let you be in alignment with your life if
you adopt patience and perseverance on me, all right. So
(40:24):
that's what's up right there, all right. A famous Scorpio
homie is Matthew mcconnaugh. Hey, So that's what's up party
at the moon towers on me. And remember when that
fool was like a um, you have a join in
and then and then that little fool's like nah and
(40:45):
then Matthew mcconaugheyes, said, be a lot cooler if you did.
And then and then he stung that fool with his
tail because he's a scorpion on me. And then he
started driving the car because I love whom he was
touching his face too much. Anyway, Homie. In the movie
and Stay what was it called it? Days and Confused
(41:06):
on me, So yeah, that main character, the little young homie,
he touched his face like, I don't know, one hundred
and seventeen times. They said during the movie he did
that little movie that you touch his face. But Matthew
McConaughey was like kind of a breakout that. But one
of my favorites told me was that Stay to me,
Ben Affleck is not that good of an actor, Homie.
(41:28):
But then Days and Confused when he was the bully,
that food was funny, Homie. Yeah, And then he went
and he went and had sexual relations with and Stay
j Lohomie, and then they divorced and then now they're
back together. I guess I don't really care about that stuff, homie.
So the point is, you just gotta keep a movie
and stay focused and represent for the scorpion Homies in
(41:50):
twenty twenty three. All right, so sucks. What are you
guys working on lately? M trying to do another fiddle
Leaf episode? Did you see that one? Oh? Yeah, I
love Fiddly Yeah. Your cousin narrates it, so oh Frankie, Yeah, yeah,
he's the narrator. He's like getting a bowl of cereal
one of them. Yeah. Yeah, we're gonna make We made
(42:11):
three of those so far. We're gonna make a few
more and kind of serialize him making like, yeah, continue
this story of those, and they're working on some shorts
and we're just gonna actually dive back into just making
a bunch of stuff on around. We've been trying to
pitch shows for a while and going through that kind
of development. Yeah, the industry can be so lame sometimes, Yeah,
it can be pretty everybody loves you guys. Oh no thanks.
(42:34):
You know my music scene, people always talk about dress
up gang, and then you know, I know when I'm
hanging around my cousin Frankie, like all his peers and stuff,
they always love dress up gang. Yeah, he says when
he goes and does shows touring's doing stand up and
you know he does his characters and stuff. Yeah, um,
(42:55):
he there's people that they always mentioned, like dress Up Gang,
says he meets people after during the show, even though
just yell out dress Up Game. Oh yeah, so that's
pretty cool. Yeah, he's part of you know, he's the
fourth fourth member of the dress Up Game. Yeah. It
sucks he couldn't be here Today's Oh he's getting a
little caught up Hollywood shit. But he's just you know,
(43:16):
he's just trying to make people laugh and stuff. Yeah
what what was he out partying or something here he's
an interview or no, he had to go see a
stylist and stuff. I was clowning him so hard. Interesting.
I was like, well, you need a stylist, but you
can't put your own socks on. He's got pretty good
style too. I would think he'd be able to do that. Yeah,
(43:37):
he was getting people sending him closed like that. I
don't know. He said. It was like he's all he's
talking like Hollywood stuff. Oh yeah, yeah, he's like, whoa,
I do have style. But my publicist said, I'm like, oh,
you're oh, I know he had to pose. Sol hen't
tell him. Yeah, yeah, I know, I bet he does.
(43:57):
But he's like I didn't want to go. Oh, I
hate these kind of events. But yeah, my publish to
say I gotta go see the style is because because
because his mad, because his managers it, we really think
you should show up to this Spirit Awards nomination event
being fashioned forward? Fashion forward? What a lame phrase? Did
(44:23):
Did you see the outfit like what they pick out? No?
But he's like, no, I'm gonna wear stuff that I
mean too, I'm not gonna just wear zebra pants or whatever. Right, yeah,
mean you should wear zebra pants with lifetime warrant your
red ring, chuck us. That's fashion forward because it's like,
what are you gonna do? You know, Yeah, you're gonna
(44:43):
go on a hiker. You're gonna go, you know, to
on so far as so far as right right, But Frank,
don't you don't fake the funk they I'll tell you that. No, No,
he doesn't. He keeps it real. I'll give him that.
And that's always takes care of all the fun the
other stuff still too, and he always calls us still yeah. Yeah,
And that's a huge thing, getting nominated for a Spirit
(45:04):
of War. Yeah, it's awesome. I'm proud of him. He's
not you know that's not lean to get. You know,
he's been doing this a long time. And a lot
of stuff you do does with you guys, Yeah, and
a lot of stuff we will do. I still like
a bunch of stuff. In fact, we need him to
narrate these uh filly videos. Oh yeah, yeah, I love
(45:26):
Fiddle leave man. You guys just yeah, when you give
him ship for cutting down the boat, I would say, oh,
I don't want to give it away, but we can
see it on YouTube if you haven't seen it already.
Do you have any plants at home, fiddle leaves or anything? Um,
I have succulence and I also have a fern that's dying.
How I'm going stare because I'm feel like I'm in control?
(45:50):
But right, okay, I didn't see that color. Sorry, but
by controlling its life, like you kind of threatened it.
So this is a purpose. I just feel like it
just puts like we're on the same level, like, oh,
you get me because it's half dead but inside right,
but are you you are watering the plant? Right? Yeah?
(46:12):
A little bit here not I don't let it fully die,
I just let it. We'd be at the same level.
Sof like I feel like when I cry, it's crying
with me a little bitch. What are you feeling really good?
How often are you feeling pretty good? We have fun
plating spikefall now, I mean you were pretty animated. Yeah, yeah,
that's fun. You here one day a year. Sometimes it's
(46:35):
hard for me to make when I am feeling good,
because then I feel like then it's going to be
taken away from me or something. Oh yeah, I get that. Yeah, well,
you know you hear about that. People have good things
happen to him, they were you'll get taken away. I
always feel like, oh, if you feel good or something
good happens, and that means something bad's definitely gonna happen,
(46:57):
because that's how it just how it goes. Yeah, so
I just more enjoy the bad parts. But are you
enjoying it? I just feel comfortable there. You feel comfortable there? Right? Huh?
I don't know. I still want to get you back,
get some more spike ball going and get a barbecue going,
fight your buddy who is it, Ignacia? Yeah? Yeah, get
(47:20):
him to come back. He looks at my cousin, Frankie's
friend who his name's Philippa Sparza, right, right, right. I
think they might be related in Nazio. Have you kicked
it with him? Since you guys were hitting it off,
if you guys hung out, since that, weren't you going
to concern together? No? I had I was playing a
short panthers. Oh right, yeah, start. I couldn't make it,
(47:40):
by the way, I had a date or something that night.
It was only twelve people there. Now I had a
bunch of people lined up. I wanted to go and
show support, but I forget what happened. But we found
something better to do with your life. No, I would
have been well, maybe a date or something. But you know,
you gotta support each other falling in love often? Do
you guys work together like any given week about five
(48:01):
days a week? Yeah, try to meet up and right
a little bit every day. Yeah, you guys are always
meeting up. You could tell there's a lot of work
that goes in. You got what you guys make? Yeah,
you know, Um, it's one thing not everybody has in
this these industry, Hollywood streets, his work ethic. Everybody's looking
(48:23):
for a short cut. M you see that. See that
a lot. Yeah, even in music industry, what happens. People
just try to like blow up on SoundCloud and try
to you just try to come up with a gimmick
all quick, and they think, oh yeah, I've been doing
this three years. It's my time. It's not your time, bro,
it's your time. It takes more than three years. That
reminds me. I keep meaning to look up your your music.
(48:44):
But you're online, right, I can find it. Yeah, I
mean you're on Spotify. You look up Everything's Lame Emo. Okay,
everything's lame. Check that out. Yeah, for the listeners, you
look up emo primo, Everything's lame. It's on Spotify. Also,
we shot a music video. Oh oh, actually, Rob, you
did you direct that one? Yeah? Yeah, I direct you
(49:05):
that one. Rob directed every Man's Playing music video. It's
on YouTube. I remember seen that. That was it was good.
So um, not necessarily my genre music, but really good
work on that. Oh thank you. How's the feedback pretty good? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah?
How are the comments good? Nice? Make you want to
(49:27):
write another song, make another video? Yeah? You got an
idea for one title in mind? Or yeah? Yeah, yeah,
you want to sing a little bit or okay, and
Tia that that's your hunt. Okay, I'll be Tia. What's
going on? Where are we set it up? We're in
(49:47):
your kitchen. What are we doing that? Like a pasta?
It's a beef stew. Thank you. And I keeping with
my cousin Sonic. We just got dressed for church. We're
both looking cute as fund in my hair and everything.
(50:10):
Is when I first started using jail la looks. Yeah,
it was La looks. And then you told Sonic that
he looked cute. Sound like you look cute today across
his two Gloria, I was wearing the same fucking thing,
and you did sell me anything. Because you're not cute.
You'll never be cute. I'm cute, You're not cute. Why
(50:32):
would you think you're cute? I'm cute. You're not cute.
You'll never be cute. Man, Fuck that, You're fucking sucked anyway.
What did you say to me? Me? Huh, I's focused, frankak,
it's me Sonic. We'll dress the same, right, we'll have
the Looney Tunes ties right when the trousers. What do
we look like? Look cute? I can? I'll tell to you.
(50:54):
Can I help you with something? I'm cute? You're not cute.
I'm cute, You're not cute. You're saying you are not
cute cute. You're not cute cute, You're not cute. Come on, frank, friend,
(51:16):
you're not cute fucking cute. Yea friend, you certainly are
cutey cute, you are cute. M m mmmmmmmmm. We got
(51:38):
that laughter for your soul. You're now tuned into the
franky thing you on this show. Tired of that long
middle till finding its way over the fringe of your
scandal so embarrassing. We're trying to touch the earth, you silly,
big long middle till. Stand the freaking scandal. Look at that. Well,
good news, we have just a thing for you. Tia
(51:58):
glorious elong a in candal with that extra real estate
for that extra long metal toe. Now you can crash
that pope yard and comfort. Whoa, what's she doing you, hi, Dia,
Gloria is elongated theandal toes out. You saw Oprah made
like people were going on her show and she was
(52:19):
making them sign this contract that was like, I'm not
gonna text while I'm driving. Oh yeah yeah, But Lisa
Len she was like, I'm not signing it right, yeah,
She's like just she what about audio voice text? Yes, yeah,
(52:42):
I don't know, maybe that's what Lisa line. She's probably
thinking more like I don't want to, like, you shouldn't
make people sign that, right, like you shouldn't do it,
but you shouldn't have to sign be controlled like that.
Or maybe she was like maybe maybe that was her
um logic was like, whoa, what if I'm gonna red light? Right? Also,
(53:02):
way does Zebra have a show? Still? She has a channel?
Isn't I feel like you'd really like her, bro, you
check her out. She's got some wise words on things.
She has a podcast that's pretty good. Remember she gives
away cars and stuff. Yeah, she put a car or
it's like look under your chair. Yeah yeah. I feel
(53:25):
like a lot of people kind of spoof that. Oh sorry,
that's pretty lean you No, no, no, no, I'm saying
it's a fertile comedy ground. Yeah. So you guys are
gonna be working together. You guys are like stuck with
each other. Yeah yeah, I mean by choice, come this
far you though? Yeah? Yeah, Frankie seems pretty excited. He's like, yeah,
(53:49):
because you know he's doing that Hulu show with his
homi Chris Strata. Yeah, yeah, Chris, this fool. He's filming
the second season right now. That's why I couldn't make it. Yeah,
and he's got the stylist. It sounds like, and he's
got a lot going on. He's a busy game. But
he was like, oh man, because I was like, what
do you want to do? I know you're already doing
(54:12):
your thing, but what else? And he was like, I
want to keep doing this. I want to dude schedule
and don't want to do when you make um he
said like that, he said, don't want to make I
want to make ship bah bah dress of game, he said.
You know, he was like, I don't know, I don't
want it. He's probably gonna be like why did you
say that? It makes sound like a douchebag, but whatever,
(54:33):
that's good for us to here that. It was like,
you know, all you see cruise and like, um, the game,
like you know, there's like you know, like like Adam
Sandler uses it like you always see like his homies
he's uses like the same crew. Yeah, like that. He
was like, He's like, that's how me and the dress
up gang are gonna be Yeah, and everybody's gonna be like,
(54:54):
oh look there's there's the homies and we love it,
and when's the next one coming out? Good man, and
then you guys can buy all the lifetime warranty boots
you want where you could have multiple lifetime warranty boots
where you are I'm on the first night and the
second night, and then when your wife says, you know, no, baby,
save it for the next night, and then you run
(55:15):
into the rock and Steve a merchant. You won't be
wearing some beat up ass lame mass definitely not lifetime
warranty boots all thin. Yep, my mom can't always be anyways.
You know, life can be really lame, and the stuff
(55:36):
you guys make makes um life and specifically my day
less lame. So thank you for making good stuff, especially
with comedy. A lot of people I don't want to say,
but there's a lot of like I do comedy, you know,
like like there's a lot of layers and what you
guys do, and I really appreciate it, and it's not
(55:57):
all over the times, like you know what I mean,
just say well and good stuff. A lot of people.
And I don't like to say the effort too much
because it's a little played out, but a lot of
people fuck with that magic that y'all that you guys got,
you know, thank you man. Thanks man, appreciate that. But
thanks for you know, he know, my cousin Frankie too,
(56:19):
and making him part of dress Up Gang. Um. I
know he does all that other stuff, like we put
mustaches on and you know and be like my dad.
But like my favorite thing that he does is dress
up Gag, you know, because you know he doesn't have
to look Yeah. Wow, yeah, thanks man bad We love that.
(56:41):
I mean that's stuff hiaryrious too. Yeah it is. Sorry,
I guess it's a little bit of envy and me
envy's lame, but we appreciate all. Okay, Well, so they
can go. People can go to dress Up Gag on YouTube. Yeah,
address up Gang. If you got to the address up
gag dot com, it'll shoot you the YouTube page Dress
Up Gang, Dress Up Gag on social media's Yeah, we'll
(57:05):
be having a bunch of new vide Yeah. I watch
all those episodes everybody. All The toothpick is one of
my favorite ones. Oh, Frankie in the water drink try
to act like he didn't pee. Was he really drinking
all that beer in the pool that day? Checked Milata
in real time the whole thing that's in the video one.
I know. I saw that when you guys kept it
(57:26):
camera on him, and I was like, do I think
you drink? That's when we were editing. We almost cut
it up, and then we're like, now we gotta let people.
Now we drink the whole thing on one shot. Sole
commit see it in there. Yeah, so wait, did he
did he really pee in the pool that day? When
you feel me? I shoually'd be a good question to ask,
kind of the question. I have no idea. So it's
(57:46):
kind of like real life too that day. Yeah, I should,
come to think of it. We never even talked to
him about that because he didn't get out of the pool. Yeah,
I have no idea. It's so cool. I wonder if
you would even tell us. I guess I guess the
little world will never know. Yeah, sorry, smiling too much.
(58:08):
M All right, guys give it him for the dress
up Gang. Um, i'm emo, primo, this is the Frankie
you know show podcast? Um. I don't know Frankie's I
don't know if he has any shows because he's filming
the thing, But um, did you go and watch all
the dress Up Gang stuff that you can find it's
all online or if you have the TBS app, if
(58:31):
you know anybody that's TV or it's on on demand
on TBS commercials it's still on. If you go to
Hulu and TBS is on demand is on there too,
it might be it's there's a lot of commercials that
I'm just kidding. Oh yeah, avoid the commercials. Just go
to YouTube or vimeos too. There's something on there. Yeah,
all right, I'm probably saying too much. You guys know
where to find it. Just the dress Up Gang dot Com.
(58:53):
I'm emo primo. This is the Frankie Quo Show. I'll
see you next time, Cheesi. I sent that for tuning
into another episode of The Frankie yon Next Show. For
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to the homies Hans Olivia, Nick the Homie Earn Dog
here in the Studio, James Fritz, Kevin Kamia, Bobby, DJ Buzz,
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the legendary soul assassins by me ya you know how
we do, Homie. Thank you for giving it Rassa an
opportunity on the get down and if you get a chance,
told me it's go ahead and rank and review the podcast,
or continue living your life. We'll see you on the
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