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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Back.
Speaker 2 (00:01):
We got that laughter for your soul.
Speaker 3 (00:03):
You're now to get into the frankigin on this show.
Speaker 2 (00:08):
Hey, what's this?
Speaker 4 (00:08):
Is Emo Primo reporting two from Coachella. I wasn't gonna
go because most of these bands are lame. But the
girl I like said she was gonna be here. You know,
she works out Hot Dog Gonna Stick. And I was like, hey,
you know Trina that's her name, said what are you
gonna do this weekend? She said going to Coachella, So
(00:30):
I said, oh, cool, me too, But I was lying
because I just wanted to sound like, you know, I
was kind of doing the same activity as she was.
But then I bought like four corn dogs and I
ate them right in front of her. But before I left,
you know, she said, hey, you know, maybe we'll run
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into each other at Coachella, and then she smiled.
Speaker 2 (00:57):
So you know, I pretty much you know.
Speaker 4 (01:01):
I have to had to make it happen. So I
called this radio station, and I don't know, I guess
I got super lucky, even though luck can be pretty lame.
But I want I want tickets from a stupid radio station.
So now I'm here at Coachella.
Speaker 3 (01:19):
It's DJ Nocturnal mission with the juice to get loose
to you know, it's midnight and the phone lines have
been ringing off the hook.
Speaker 5 (01:27):
We're taking the one hundred call to win an all weekend.
Speaker 2 (01:30):
Past to Coachella.
Speaker 5 (01:31):
That's right, folks, Cotchella, here we go, all right.
Speaker 6 (01:35):
Collar ninety seven, fuck Collar ninety eight, Caller ninety nine.
Speaker 1 (01:44):
Oh shit, almost had it.
Speaker 7 (01:46):
And finally Color one hundred.
Speaker 5 (01:51):
Hi there, who if I speak you with.
Speaker 2 (01:55):
Congratulations?
Speaker 1 (01:55):
Emo?
Speaker 8 (01:56):
You're the one hundred collar.
Speaker 5 (01:57):
How does it feel? Okay? Your weekend is gonna be lit?
Speaker 2 (02:02):
Brother?
Speaker 3 (02:02):
Tell the listeners to Tation with more music variety than
a classic variety pack of snacks at Costco.
Speaker 4 (02:11):
So that's pretty much all I got tickets to be honest,
it's really using my crowd.
Speaker 2 (02:17):
Everyone here looks pretty lame. Like a lot of the
girls are wearing wings.
Speaker 4 (02:22):
And it's like, oh yeah, cool, like they wire say,
could fly, but they keep like when they walk by people.
This kind of gets annoying because they're like, you know,
they like brush on people's arms and stuff, and sometimes
the wings will like touch your straw of your drink
that you're drinking.
Speaker 2 (02:39):
Then it's like, oh, where's that wing? Bind you? Know,
now just touch my straw and that's pretty lame, you know.
Speaker 4 (02:45):
And all the guys wear these like the same dumb
hat like, you know, I don't even know what to
call them, but they all like pretty much look like
zoro hats to me.
Speaker 2 (02:55):
Well, what are you doing here? Trina? Y always hoping that?
I mean, I thought i'd see you here.
Speaker 7 (03:05):
We're trying to go to another stage and you know
said Blink twenty two is.
Speaker 4 (03:09):
Playing No way Blink oneity two? Yeah, no right, they're
so lame leame. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, so lean.
Speaker 2 (03:20):
So I don't know, we're gonna go dancing until they're time.
So coming here at the DJ tent.
Speaker 4 (03:24):
CA okay, by Trina, I'll see you over there. Blink
one E two reunion is definitely not lame. They haven't
played together in over ten years. I don't know, but
this is a chance I could, you know, get to
know Trino more. She's the coolest girl in the mall
by far. Some of those girls are pretty lean, but
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not Trina. It didn't look like she was there with
that other guy that you know took her out for sandwiches.
Speaker 2 (03:53):
He's so lame.
Speaker 4 (03:55):
But it's crowded at the DJ tent, So who knows,
we might have to dance.
Speaker 2 (04:00):
It's real close, you know, and I don't know.
Speaker 4 (04:02):
We're in the desert, so we might get hot, you know,
have to be real close to each other at high temperatures,
you know, and I'll get to fill her body close to.
Speaker 2 (04:10):
Mine, but like with clothes on, you know, that would
be pretty cool.
Speaker 4 (04:15):
Also, I'd probably be so far from the stage I
wouldn't even be able to see blink one eighty two anyway,
so lame.
Speaker 2 (04:22):
So I don't know.
Speaker 4 (04:23):
I definitely have to just follow my heart. Oh look
there they are, Mark Travison, Tom Well, it's been so long.
Speaker 2 (04:33):
Hopefully still get along with each other. Probably not though, so.
Speaker 7 (04:37):
Mean you my e forty impersonation? Nope, what I love
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about my forty? Could rap about anything you do?
Speaker 1 (05:00):
What I say?
Speaker 2 (05:01):
You talk about making a peanut butter jelly sounds? How
many Peter Butler jelly?
Speaker 5 (05:04):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (05:05):
Oh hell you?
Speaker 2 (05:06):
Or he could rap about Ernold Schwarznagger movies.
Speaker 8 (05:08):
Because here I'm the Schwartzeddag guy. He's the ultimate action
star for kilber Native predat that he's gone so far.
He's got the muscles, he's got the mic, on a
swartzed that guy he's the king of the fight.
Speaker 1 (05:19):
Ooh.
Speaker 8 (05:19):
On a Schwarznacker Movies, a pure gold from Total Recall
a Commando.
Speaker 3 (05:22):
They're so bold.
Speaker 8 (05:24):
He's got the one line that he's got the guns.
On the schwartz Snacker Movies, got so much fun. Ooh,
shoe lines. He's a secret Najia with a wife Cole,
and he's a warrior that'll take your life getting the god.
Speaker 5 (05:33):
That cop.
Speaker 8 (05:34):
He's a tough guy turned teacher. Tormnata twoies a Southboard,
the Ultimate Preacher. Honold Swartzschnecker Movies a pure gold. Ooh,
Honold Schwarznager Movies, Keep you on your toes. Ooh, Red
He he's a Russian cop with a Mischien. That section
hero is the movie start with the Ambishi and Runney Man.
He's a compic in the game End of Days. He's
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a fighting devil with a shame. Arnold Schwarznacker Movies, Ooh,
you got to give it up.
Speaker 2 (06:00):
It's due.
Speaker 8 (06:01):
On a swartz Snager Movies, Ooh, you gotta give it
up moves due. So let me give it up for
the man we all know. On a Swartznager He's the
ultimate hero. He's got the powways, got the fame on
the Swartz Snager movies always remain Oh you know.
Speaker 2 (06:16):
What I'm saying, He's right about anything. Ooh mm hmmm.
Speaker 3 (06:25):
Nah, we got that laughter for your soul. You're now
tuned into the Brandy gin. You're on this show.
Speaker 5 (06:33):
What you need?
Speaker 1 (06:34):
Bro?
Speaker 6 (06:35):
Y'all have one house coffee the sea?
Speaker 1 (06:37):
Bro.
Speaker 2 (06:39):
So let's pretty week.
Speaker 5 (06:40):
Bro.
Speaker 6 (06:40):
Do you mean the coffee is weak?
Speaker 2 (06:43):
You need a lot Broke?
Speaker 5 (06:44):
Trust me, broh okay, it gives you that pick up
during the middle day. Bro.
Speaker 6 (06:49):
Sure, yeah, why not? I'll have one shot of espresso.
Speaker 2 (06:53):
One shot bro. Oh how cute?
Speaker 1 (06:56):
Bro.
Speaker 2 (06:56):
Seriously blow that sea?
Speaker 6 (06:58):
Bro. One shot is a not That's I think that's
all I can handle.
Speaker 5 (07:02):
People come in here, brother, they say they want coffee.
They don't want coffee, Bro, you don't want coffee. They
just want, oh, my read book? You know, look smart? Okay,
I drink regular coffee. Okay, maybe splash of see milk. Bro, okay,
all mil milk or the milk Brow.
Speaker 2 (07:17):
That's bushit, Bro, What would you suggest here?
Speaker 5 (07:20):
I get ten to twelve single shar of espresso before
I even start work.
Speaker 2 (07:24):
Bro no bushit Okay.
Speaker 5 (07:26):
Then I drink cappuccino bro okay Americano and latte and
one cup bro okay for party. Then I go across
town Bor for lunch.
Speaker 6 (07:34):
Bro.
Speaker 2 (07:34):
I get Thai icedy bro Okay.
Speaker 5 (07:36):
After that, Bro to help dies, Bro, I get Vietnamese
coffee Bro for party Okay. I call my mother every day,
bro Okay. Then at night Brow before I sleep, Bro
before sleepy time, Bro, I drink Irish coffee machiaro bro
red Brook give you rings Bro, Harry Potter, Popolui Batan
and to taparappo a forgotto, bro a forgotto.
Speaker 2 (07:57):
Bro no bushit?
Speaker 6 (07:59):
Wow, that's all out of coffee. You know what, I'll
just have a latte with a single shot, please.
Speaker 5 (08:05):
Okay, Bro suit yourself, bro okay, what kind of flavor
you want?
Speaker 1 (08:09):
Bro?
Speaker 6 (08:09):
What do you think?
Speaker 5 (08:11):
Don't worry, brok make you something special, bro okay the
a special? I give you three pump bro Okay you
like Bro no bullshit?
Speaker 6 (08:20):
Oh wow, this is delicious. What flavor did you put
into this?
Speaker 5 (08:25):
It's Molly? Bro Okay, I made you Molly latte Bro
pure Mdma. Bro.
Speaker 2 (08:31):
What in fifteen minutes or less?
Speaker 1 (08:33):
Bro?
Speaker 5 (08:33):
You three bowls. Bro Okay, make your body feel good
all over.
Speaker 6 (08:37):
Bro, no bushit, Wait a minute. I gotta go back
to work. I have meetings all day.
Speaker 5 (08:43):
This will make meetings and co workers much better. Bro Okay,
you will get along. You kill the meeting, you'll get
a deal. Bro. No bushit, Okay, next customer, bro.
Speaker 3 (08:53):
Way, we got that laughter before your soul. You're now
tuned into the breaking in on this show.
Speaker 9 (09:07):
Oh just so nice.
Speaker 2 (09:09):
To get started here, you know what I mean.
Speaker 5 (09:11):
Breathing meditation is so important.
Speaker 2 (09:13):
Just release, release, release, release all the bullshit here.
Speaker 5 (09:15):
Everybody ready, let's get started here.
Speaker 1 (09:17):
Okay.
Speaker 3 (09:18):
Now, Breathing through the toes and exhil through.
Speaker 1 (09:21):
The mouth elevates your mind state.
Speaker 3 (09:23):
Up above the clouds.
Speaker 1 (09:24):
Clear your head.
Speaker 9 (09:25):
From all the unnecessary clutter, and watch all the naked
did melts away like butder just Li's soul freeze separated
from the bowl sun diamond like.
Speaker 3 (09:34):
Now, let's try meditating with crystals.
Speaker 2 (09:36):
Damn one, girl, this actually feels kind of nice.
Speaker 6 (09:38):
Now.
Speaker 3 (09:39):
I enjoyed this tea I made for organic burbs and spice.
Speaker 8 (09:42):
Breathe in, breathing, now.
Speaker 9 (09:45):
Breathe out, release the tension to find your way clear
your mind, represent me now, breathe in, now, breathe out.
Speaker 2 (10:00):
That's really something special.
Speaker 7 (10:02):
Yes, I feel incredible, Homies. It throwing me creepery from
Trollo Fit. All right, homies now gather around.
Speaker 1 (10:16):
All right.
Speaker 7 (10:16):
Thanks for another feed them at Trollo Fit session and
for representing and continuing to attend my classes in because
I know there's a lot of you know, options out
there when it comes to fitness on me, and some
of those autos are highnas. They look like a, oh,
they might be more legit because they got more equipment
and and you know, they have all these things and
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they maybe look more muscular, you know. And then I'm
hearing homie just wearing my twelve dollars outfit a or
my little cutoff sweats that I've had a book about
sixteen seventeen years there, like they have a lot of
holes in them. They're pretty much start starting to disintegrate, Homie.
But that's neither here nor there, Homie. The point is
that you got to keep it moving and stay focused. Hey,
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and it doesn't matter me what kind of you have
on Homi, because it's all it's all in the gunas
Homie and the willingness to get in shape and to
do the physical activities. A because we all know there's
a lot of hint out there that they were workout clothes,
Homian and they'll spend a lot of they spend a
lot of fatty at Homie, at these places as they
(11:19):
There was one in my Homegirl kept going to call
the Lulu's Luluse Limons and yeah, Lulu's limits on me
and I was like, oh, like they have a limon
store that's successful at the mall. That's crazy and they
go She goes, no, it's a workout equipments at workout
equipment that's a trip eh and uh lo and beholds
of whatever you have, Homie. It's actually I think the
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most expensive one, Homie. So she had got a pair
of yoga pants and they were about six or seven
hundred dollars on me. But the problem with that is
A is that people spend that kind of fatty on
workout clothes and they put them on and feel like
they're all already like invested into my working out, but
it's like now homie're putting them on, you know. So
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we see a lot of high nights, like you know,
walk around our people in general, homi that wear those
kinds of products that like, ay, I spend all this
ferry on it, but they're they act they look like
they want to look like, oh, I'm on my way
to the gym or I just got back from the gym.
But really they just put that on because they're like fun.
When am I gonna wear it? You know, I gotta
wear it because I spend six hundred dollars on them,
you know, So then it is misleading HOMEI to the public.
Speaker 2 (12:23):
Hey, you know what I'm saying.
Speaker 7 (12:25):
It's like, if you're gonna buy that bill, then work
out on me.
Speaker 5 (12:29):
Okay.
Speaker 7 (12:30):
So my an adults or whatever homie to that is
to just wear you know, what you like, the cheap,
what you got, homie, what you're comfortable in, homie, which
is me, I wear my cutoff sweat, it's my tank top,
you know, my socks on me, my pantun flas, you know,
my bandana, the whole outfits about you know, probably eleven
dollars and thirty seven cent, but we'll round it up.
Speaker 2 (12:51):
To two, about twelve dollars day.
Speaker 7 (12:53):
So yeah, so it kind of just keeps you like,
you know, kind of keeps you humble on that way
HOMEI and focus on what's important. He because guaranteed, HOI,
you're spending you're stopping that lul louse lemons ah, and
you're right there at the gym wearing that part of
your ment that is going to be like dang, you know,
I spent a lot of fedie on the stretching pants
right here, you know, and you're not concentrating on the
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actual workout on me, all right, So please, you know,
don't fake the funk like that, homie, Like, if you
are gonna buy that that kind of the then actually
work out, you know, don't. Hey, I'm gonna hit that
gym all crazy this month, and then you buy all
that stuff and you go to the gym like two
days and the rest of the days you're just worrying
it to make it look like you went to the gym. Okay,
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So you're not fooling anybody, homies. But so I want
to tell you, like, just be yourself.
Speaker 6 (13:41):
Ho.
Speaker 7 (13:42):
Me know all that you know, what you got inside
of you is more than enough on me, all right,
So you don't have to go to luluse limen's A
and waste money there okay, So but if you're bothering
like that, then yeah, I live your life all right then.
So a thanks everybody for coming to this session. On me,
a reminder that next week's class A is gonna be
at five thirty okay and not five because you know
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my dia, she has it. She had a little situation
on me and so she needs to get some like
extra skin remove from her kneecap on me because she's
scaring everybody. So I talked to a doctor because and
they say, yeah, they could take it off, all right.
Speaker 2 (14:20):
So that's what's up.
Speaker 1 (14:34):
Thank you youth choir for blessing us with your beautiful
voices here this Sunday, brothers and sisters. We struggle with
everything nowadays, am I right? From worrying about putting enough
food on the table, to the safety of our children
and our own neighborhoods and our schools. Times can be
so hard that we question our relationship with God himself,
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the same God that gave us everything we need to survive.
Can I get an amen? If we are hungry, there's
food in the ocean. If we're thirsty, there's water in
the ground. And if we need shelter, there's wood from
the trees to build houses. Amen. And if we're stressed
at work, or stressed over finances, or stressed over relationships
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not going just the way we want them to, what
does our living God give us. He gave us the
power to bust a nut. And he gave us the
power to get excited, to look at a magazine or
the internet, or to find someone that you just met
and bust bust all crazy. I remember the first time
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I busted. I was twelve years old. I had a dream.
I was on a sandy beach. Then she come up
out of the water, her nipples protruding from her bathing
to her buck cheeks, so juicy, she was dripping wet. Lord,
I looked down at my shorts and I saw I
had busted a nut. I busted so good, and from
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that point forward, I would busting every chance I could get.
After a hard day at school, I'd go straight to
my room. My parents thought I was studying, but I
was busting a nut. I had studied goofy, I cut
a hole in it. Then I'd bust in that whole
of a chance. I could get two three times a day.
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Sometimes I'd bust in a pillow, or bust on my
grandpa's couch, bust between two slices of bread. Sometimes I'd
bust in a jar. A jam grape was my favorite.
Sometimes boisonberry. Sometimes I'll stay in a hotel, call for
room service, and when they come to the room, I'll
be busting, I said, I'll be busting for Sometimes I'm
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driving down the freeway, y'all, I'll keep pace with a
semi truck and then I'll wait and then when he
looks down, he can see me busting. So where's everybody?
Speaker 3 (16:53):
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Speaker 2 (17:07):
Shout out to.
Speaker 3 (17:08):
The homies, hign Olivia, Nick, the Homie, Hern Dog here
in the studio, James Fritz, Kevin Comya, Bobby DJ Buggs,
the legendary soul assassins by.
Speaker 1 (17:18):
Me Ya, you know how we do, Homie.
Speaker 3 (17:20):
Thank you for giving it us an opportunity on the
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