March 29, 2023 • 48 mins
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Speaker 1 (00:01):
We got that laughter for your soul and now tuned
into the Franky dionis show. What you are witnessing is real.
The participants are not actors. They are actual litigants with
a case pending and municipal court. Both parties have agreed
to dismiss their court cases and have their disputes settled
here at the Papa's Court with Judge Creeper. The plaintiff,
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Natalie Harper, claims that her dance instructor put the moves
on her. This experience was so alarming that it caused
her to lose work, and she is asking the defendant
to pay her lost wages. This is the defendant, Armando Roque,
who says the plaintiff misinterpreted the whole situation and he
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is not responsible for any lost wages whatsoever. Oh rs hey,
before we get started it, I just want to say,
like this only we received an ONMI about the kids
and the parking lot selling candy that we've been told
that they're not actually selling candy for their school homie.
They're just saying that holmie to get you to buy some,
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because I guess the truth of the matters is that
they don't even go to school. Uh and silas kid,
this is gonna trip you out here. But they aren't
even kids on me, they're grown as vottos, dressed as kids.
They look like kids. I was wondering that. So I mean,
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rid of me there, say there's no crime in doing that.
I'm just letting you know, okay, in case like you
buy one from them and you think that I'm doing
a good thing, I'm a good person. Just know that
they aren't kids. They they're grown as votos um. Because
even if you look closely, one of them with the
Star Wars backpack, it has Chewbacca on the back, he's
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got a full mustache. For me. Yeah, um, And so
I don't even know why they're they're doing like that
because I bought some candy from the Little Homie with
a buzz light your shirt and uh, they have a
pretty feedomat chocolate bar Holmie it was it was bombed. Yeah,
I had a little almonds in it. I was like, dang,
that's pretty good. I just had one yesterday actually, so yeah,
so what's up? Um? So yeah, with that being said,
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let's get to business. Hey, all right, the plain if
Natalie Harper is suing her dance instructor Armando Roquet Homie
for sexual harassment. Hey, uh, Natalie, we'll let you go
first behind, right, Can you please explain the situation at hand? Okay,
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thank you, chitch. Well, I usually take a Tuesday seven
thirty pm approbric cleans, but for some reason, on the
day I came in, the class was canceled and it
was replaced with a dance cleians. So I thought, all right,
why don't you drove over here? So why not try
it out? But lo and behold, it wasn't a dance
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class at all. It was like a sex club. All right, Armando,
would you care to comment or to reflect? Well, she
just said, right now, Homie. It's called bachata. It comes
from the Dominican Republic. You hold their partner close to you.
It's essential dance. It's meant to be danced this way.
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He was gyrating on my button, ordering a carte, ordering
a car. Sometimes we touch and it's really just part
of the dance. You know. She was new to this.
She did not know if I guide her forward, but
instead she moves back or public reasons are going to touch. Ay,
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So Natalie, I'm not saying Armando is like that he's
right at all this. But you know, like that kind
of dancing, you know what kind of looks like that
they use those kinds of moments. Hey, you know they're
kind of like, hey, you know what's up, chutch with
audue respect. I'm not an idiot. I know it that
death looks like but sure, but but but I felt
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his rock heart penis between my cheeks. I bank my
ass cheeks all nine and a half inches of his penis.
I felt right in between there. Oh, it was shaped
like a reform. It was shaped like a zucchini. Zucchini.
Oh dang mando or can I call you mondoy? Um dang?
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So you're you're carrying things like that between right there
more or less? Judge, Yes, this is true, all right, hey,
order in the card, Order in the cards, all right now. Although, um,
I am impressed by your dimensions or whatever it like. Um,
you know, I'm not saying like I'm not like hey,
I'm into like that, like you know, I like haaz,
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But it's just like, you know, I just did that
energy homemay congratulations, like because that's pretty crazy right there.
Um that she was able to um, you know, assass,
the size just from from the ball j from you
dancing on her like that, that's crazy, homie, So that
she was able to do those calculations, all right, But
miss Harper, she's right. You know, you can't just be
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rubbing like that on her and she's just trying to
get a dance class and she feels your follow like
that in her butt area like that, that's not right, bull,
very sensitive in the area. That's a lot of us are.
And with my type bunce, it creates friction sometimes it
has a mind of it's okay, yeah, wow, that's true.
And miss Harper, it says that you're requesting two thousand
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dollars um and damages and and was it lost wages?
What justifies this amount? After the inset, yet, I couldn't
even think straight. I couldn't concentrate on anything. I mean,
I had to take time off work. All I could
think about with Armando holding me closely, doing his little
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butchatter moves all over my pats. I kept having dreams
of he and I dancing barefoot on the beach, and
then you know, we were just making sweet, sensual love
right in front of the toughness. They were even celebrating it.
All right, hold on, Hey, I'm a little confused now, Natalie,
because you're trying to say, oh, I lost wages, he
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can save it, and it wasn't right that he did that.
But then you're having like these romantic dreams about this WAPO.
So to to somebody that is just from outside the
box or whatever looking in, I would say that you're
that you're sprung on this VAPO, that you're sprung on
Armando Juge. If me comment. She kept begging me for
private lessons. I don't do that. The first day she
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came in, it was a slow day, so we had
a little bit more privacy. But normally I do not
do one on one session. And this seemed to make
Cool very upset. It when I say no, not only
I do not do this, she kept coming to my class.
It's bringing me gifts, like but I told her I
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don't need curbs. It got to be a little too much,
so I had to ask her, respectfully, do not return
to my class. You rapped your love muscle against my
chister and changes everything home. It changes the whole thing,
you know, And I don't need to get all technical,
but right now I have to deliberate on the situation
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ain't because that sounds like missus Harper is sprung and
this about to Armando is the one that is experiencing
the unwanted advances. On the other hand, on me, miss
Harper foul Armando's polo right there, which can be confusing
to a lot of people because you know, that pretty
much puts out the vibe that like, hey, I'm interested
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because look at how I'm getting right now. You know,
I'm touching you with it, and that's kind of you know,
it's kind of crazy. On me, it's like, oh day,
Like for sure, you know there's Potto's into it, and
so that could be misleading. But so I just get
misleading someone is not a crime. You know. It's kind
of a buster motiway, but it's not a crime. With
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your honor, may I interject? Oh dang, interject you want
to get all technical too on me? All right, then,
well let me get technical myself again. They proceed on me.
I apologize stupids Harper for what it's worth. But if
I'm going to be honest with you, your honor, I'm
not attracted to women. I'm only interested in men. Oh dang,
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on me, there's change is everything I can. Hey, it's
a crazy ass case. I mean, no judgment on me.
I mean we're intuvatos or intuvatos, that's what it is.
But it's just a trip on me that that your
polo got how I got um right there when you're
a dancing with Natalie, you know, because obviously she's I
Now you're like, hey, like your area down there? I
was like, no, I want to already regardless. Um. So
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it's a little confusing on me. But at the same time,
just to clarify for the court, that friction alone on
me can do things to that area that can cause
an erection. And that type of pants that this Armando wears,
you know, I could see how it could do that home.
So you're like, oh, it's just a friction alone, and
you know, you could have been closed your eyes and
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thinking about or something. I don't know your type on me,
but you know, the imagination could do a lot of things. Hey,
So not to burst your bubbles or whatever, Natalie, Um,
but I'm just saying other things could have led to
that zucchini. Okay, then let's move around. You didn't like
my pund that, yeah, no, he didn't like that. Pandua
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and I don't think he wants your PANDU say either?
Are you apologize to you? Miss Harper. You don't have
to apologize for Armando. Good, So my decision is made. Okay,
ruling goals to the defending, all right, I said, everybody,
So good luck. Hey Natalie, hopefully you go back to
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the class and you find uh fiato who's in two
highas like your south and they'll eat all your everything.
That's actually I mean, like for real, but even now
on too, that's what you want. And I had to
play all right, A court is a gurn Judge Creeper. Wow,
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this together. And come on in. Oh, hey, what's up doctor? Dang,
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this is a nice set up right here. Thanks j Yeah.
Hey is that picture e there of your familia? Yes?
It is? Wow? Are your flosier just chilling on a
vote like it's all good? Huh? No one got sea sick. Hey,
I'm gonna be real with you, doctor? Oh wait? Is it?
Is it cool? If I call you doctor? You can
call me Cynthia? Okay, well doctor Cynthia. Um. I've never
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been to therapy before food. But my lady, mighty Vea,
she was like, hey, you should go, you know, because
she says like I'm too positive, you know. Interesting. Yeah,
but I don't think I have a problem, you know.
I'm just like down for whatever. You know, Junior, let
me Oh damn, that's my lady. I guess you couldn't
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wait in the waiting room, you know, Junior, I don't
think you can let her end. What are you saying
about me? I heard my name? Oh nothing, huh, I
didn't say anything. This is actually a private session. I
take it you must be Junior's partner. Now I'm his girlfriend.
I'm not as partners doping, You're dumb? Ay might even
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there's a vending machine down the ham Me. Huh, so
you know, and they have paydays in there. I know
you like those dirty have four over? Well okay, well
in that case it will. In that case, would you
too like to have a couple session? Oh? Like for real? That?
I mean that's cool with me. No, he's the only
one that needs it. I mean, Junior, how do you
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feel when Marabel says us? I mean, I don't know.
She pretty much could say anything she wants, you know,
because she's like an angel from heaven. I mean just
look at her. I see what you mean. He's too cleanly.
I need some space. Well, it is important to have boundaries.
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Do you have any hobbies, Junior? Oh yeah, I'd like to,
you know, work on my car and shine my rims
and everything. Now, so I have a job selling iPhone
cases at a kiosk, So you keep busy. That's great.
Yeah yeah, but then natural that an he wants to
kick it like every second with me. Then he text
messages me all day. It's too much. I'm an assistant.
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And how does that make you feel? Junior? That's all
you do is ask how does it make you feel?
This is a RiPP up? This is just part of
the therapy. It's just part of the healing process. Nothing's
healing right now. To be honest, I want to view
with her, like even when she's at work, I'm like, dang,
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I want to be with her right now, you know,
so I'd be thinking about her all day and everything,
you know, the way she looks, how feel man like,
her movements are, and everything. The way she carries herself
because she has to carry a lot of energy, you know,
she does it so like exquisitely innthing. Some people search
for that their whole lives, you know, for that one,
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and I have her right here. Junior, you're so corney.
Maybe the issue is with you, Marabelle. Maybe it's difficult
for you to accept Junior's love. And you may have
a degree on the wall, but you're stupid. Do you
accept Junior's love? Maraba, Let's get out of her, Junior.
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This trpist is sopid. She's acting like she knows me,
but she don't know me. I and her kids are
stupid too. Look, they don't even know how to swim.
That's why they're wearing those stupid Florism Pringy life jackets.
Oh Dann, So where are we going might Well, we're
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gonna go to get you a better therapist out un
to get you fixed. Oh yeah, okay, and maybe we
can go to a quiz no South Kohoena. I know
you like that one. All. I see you later, doctor Cynthia. Yeah, Rose,
can you remind me to sign up the kids for
swimming lessons? Thank you? Oh absolutely, doctor, No problem, Damn.
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I guess it could be the worst, man. It depends,
but sometimes, you know, sometimes your lady has a connection
with a dude or other dudes and you gotta be
there supported. You know, they're just dancy. Yeah, they're just dancy, right. Yeah,
So it's kind of everybody's energy together here, so it
can't really tridder. They took my girl, snatch her up
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in front of me, freaking on her in the club,
obviously consentually. She backed it up, backed it up all
upon these other dudes at the club. They were bumping
the jams. I was holding the hand while she was
grinding enough on another man. She had put her hair
up to let the sweat drip. I had her to stop,
but she said, come on, baby, don't tread. We're just
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dancing and it's nothing. Why don't you go to the
bar and get us another drink. I gotta work in
the morning. Girl, It's enough for tonight. It's all good, baby, dude,
it's gonna give me a ride. Are you sure that's
what you want to do? God, Baby, I'm sure, and
I'll go home. I love you. They took my girl,
snatch her up afront to me, freaking on her in
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the club. Obviously consentually. They took my girl snatcher up
in front of me, freaking on her in the club,
obviously consentually. This is KU Alone NEWSIC ten, your number
one news station in the county. Good evening, this justin.
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Local law enforcement agencies raided a downtown warehouse where an
organized fight club has been operating. With more on this,
we have our own Arnie argol at the theme Arnie.
As a warning of parents with small children at home,
what you're about to see a shocking security cameras picked
up a video of a flash bomb going off in
the warehouse, followed by several police officers breaking through the window.
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Guns were drawn, and some of the people first pulled
out were what appeared to be little homies. Are we
certain they're little homies? Well? Worth Alinda. Has been confirmed
that these men were between the heights of five three
and five seven. Oh, look, the police chief, it's ready
to address the media. There approximately eleven forty pm, local
police and county sherifs raided the area. This was part
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of a two year investigation. From what we understand, there
are several players involved in even some outside of the
city that have been training little homies to fight against
each other. This is unlike the little homie fight club
raid that happened in the late seventies. This one is
much much more organized and much more lucrative and sophisticated. Yeah,
police chief, can you comment on why the raid took
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as long as it did? As you all know, we
have some little homies in the force, but not one
of them volunteered for this assignment. I don't blame them.
It's highly risky and dangerous to get involved with these people, who,
in my opinion, are some of the worst criminals out there.
It's not the little homies themselves, they are the victims,
but it's the organizers, the bosses who exploited these little
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homies for profit. I mean, it's basically human trafficking. Is
it true that some of these little homies were under age. Yes,
it's unfortunate, but we were able to rescue a couple
of teenagers who stated that they were going through a
grosper so the bosses were to make them sleep standing
up and then stacked phone books on top of their
heads to stop them from growing. It's such a shame.
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The police thief went on and said, anywhere from ten
to twelve little homies would live in one small bedroom
apartment filled with little bunk beds and little blankets. Throw
pillows were yoused as regular pillows. Some would even put
two to three pillows on the floor and they would
sleep on that. But there wasn't time for much sleeping
because they were forced to train and fight against other
little homies. The client tell that would attend these Morgan
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Knights fights were typically more well to do, wagering upwards
to two hundred thousand per fight. A lot of money
was exchanged at these fights, and none of it was
going towards the little homies themselves. Rosalinda, thank you, Arnie.
Now we're going to move to some exclusive footage obtained
by one of the little homies kept captive in the warehouse.
Just a warning where you're about to see as graphic.
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I'm a problems men, this is truly heartbreaking news. I'm
here with Diego Crews, a former member of the Little
Homie Awareness Foundation and former fighter from the early Little
Homie Fight club Thiego. Are you surprised at the recent events,
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I'm not surprised at all. One thing that is similar
to today's fighters is that we didn't know it was wrong.
Back in the days, we were just trying to be
you know, baras little homies with something to prove. As
you know, a lot of little homies have anger issues,
and these bosses out there are ready to exploit that
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to make profit. It's a good thing that there are
programs like the Little Homies Awareness Foundations that can help
rehabilitate these men and put these bosses i'm bars. Let's
hope so too, our viewers. If you know someone who
was involved in the Little Homie Fight clubs and maybe
in need of some additional support, please call the number below.
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That's one eight three three five four five eight two
eighty six. That number, once again is one eight three
three l I l b at O. That's one eight
three three Little Vato And that does it for tonight, folks,
I'm also signing off for Arnie Argol. We'll be back
tomorrow morning at eight am with Jan Gibson and Tom
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bootenugging good night. Is getting lone for little homes, it
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is what we go with the sky's great de sective phone.
Adopted tell me he's just a little People always forget
about us little hommies until they force us into an
underground fight club to make them man some more money.
Put it in my hands on another little man, and
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what for some cheap enterteaming and an extra a few bucks.
We already have so many obstacles to overcome, so kind
of having to heat up regular size people's crumbs. We
stick together together, reaching for the heavens, even though we
max out at the higher five seven, Little Damia, it's
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getting lonely for little homies. It's what going though. Skyscrape exacted,
Thy adopted tell me you just a little little fool, dahni.
It's getting lone for little homies. It's what we going,
little We're going skyscrape exact phony. My doctor tells me
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just a little yeah mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm. We got that laughter for
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your soul, and now too, the into the Franky King
on this show. And there's a lot of self defense
classes out there, but this one is gonna have you
like damn holdie, that's what suck. This is self defense
basics what creeper ay? All right? First of all, Holmies, Yes,
as a disclaimer, Um, this is just a basic class.
I mean, so I don't think like, are you gonna
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take this class and all of a sudden you're like
Bruce Lee or whatever Holmian like all altercation. I took
this class because if you think like that, on mean,
then you probably get knocked out older. Um, because I
was scared. I did on me. I did train whether
I want to on me? That was he was. He
was trained by a tea Tray who was taught by
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a former student Vato, that lived in the same apartment
building as Bruce Lee. Homie. What a trap on Yeah,
and Salisky even more of a tripe Abrica that resorder this.
Vato was also a name League, I mean, but it
was his first name, Homian, not his last name. I
guess it was short for Leland Polkowski Home. Oh yeah,
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that's for sure. Um. Lastly, OOMI let me remind you
here that this is a South defense class, he emphasis
on defense on me. All right, so you can be
like starting Plato or some fools a and just be like,
you know, like just so you could display your skills,
like let me start some shit and let me like
bumped this for right here at Denny's and see if
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he wants to fight right now, like naomie to say
that kind of class or whatever. All right, Because I
had a student, homie who took my classes so that
he could you know, be fulls up ay. And I'm
not about that, homie, but he was using it for
that and he was already beating falls up on me before.
So he took my class to get better at that A.
And now that fools considered a danger to society, homie.
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Uh And I saw him the other day, Homie, and
I tried to talk to him. I say, hey, Francis,
like you can be doing like that, homie, like sock
you fools for whatever reason. Then he looked at me
like like like if he was gonna suck me. Uh so, yeah,
pretty much just jammed order, yeah, homie. So this leads
me to the first rule of self defans on me.
All right, if you're ever in a situation where it
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starts to get heated, then just jam, hoomie. You don't
need that beat HOMEI you got things to do, you know,
closing the washer that you need to put in the dryer. Um,
you know what I'm saying, Like, your yeah needs you
to set up chairs in the morning for the for
her because she sells avon Homie at the at the
garage shale on her front yard. And she had asked
you like two weeks ago. Um, so you gotta be
right there Homie, to set up the chairs on the
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tables for that day. So yeah, just jam, homie. But
you know, because you don't have to fight it just
because someone else wants you to fight, homie, you know
what I mean, just walk away, Homie. In some cases
run on me, and you know what's the worst that
can happening? You know, Yeah, those might talk shit, or
they might be laughing at you or real look at
he's a pussy or me and I stay, he's a
track star, homie. And you might have to like move
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out of that city homie for a while. But maybe
you needed that change anyway on me, just a change
of scenery and start a new life or whatever, Homie,
because one of my students told me he was about
to get into it with some about the way and
he just jammed. And then two months later, Homie, he
ended up moving to um or was it a it's
the Tracy California Homie, uh and trip out on this
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he out there and Tracy he was able to afford
a path. Homie like a house and everything. So now
this full lives in a house. He's got a three
car garage at three car garage on me following he
has one car. He's always only had one car, but
now he has options. They like, hey, what can I
do with that space right there? All right? Hey nextro
south Defanta, try to talk it out first on me
because most fights happen because I misunderstanding and told me
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you know what I mean, because some folk would be like, hey,
looking at my lady four, and you could be like
I was looking at her a. But it's because I
thought that we had went to the same middle school.
On me, I was like, damn, wonder the fact that
that's Lupita on me from seventh grade. But it turns
out that it wasn't. So my bad, homie. I was
just trying to see if it was hurt homie. And
even if you were checking out this lady on MEI
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you gotta you know, you gotta think quick like that, Hey,
you know, just kind of like off the cuffs or
whoever they say home because statistics had shown ay that
nine out of ten fights happened because you look at
some bottles lady on me. And it's important to have
quick responses, ay like when he comes up, hey, what
are you doing looking at my lady like that? Okay,
I'm gonna give you a few responses. You could use
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a all right. The first one, Hey, mister, I didn't
know I was staring at your lady because I have
forgot my glasses. Ay, all right, everything is blurry right now,
and I don't even know I'm at right now. And
and like, hey, I thought you were another four you
know this and that, and you kind of just look
confused a just act like you need a glasses. Eh.
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So a lot of times fools will be like, okay,
there's fold and all, or he'll just knock you out,
or some pele will be like, hey, were you looking
at my ladies house like that? You could be like, yeah,
I wasn't staring at her. NAIs homie, I was looking
at her pants, hey, because her pants are feedom and
they look good quality, and I think that my lady
would like a pair of pants like that. So actually,
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homie is a covasch your lady where she got those pants.
And he'll probably be like okay, yeah, or he might
just back then direct there in front all your homies,
say right, or he might be like, hey, like look
some morales. Why are you looking at my hand? Not
like that, like you want to do things with her?
You could say like, hey, my pant, Homie, I was
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staring at her because she reminds me of old photos
of my grandma. He like when my grandma was young
and she just died recently, Homie, she died recently, homies,
So yeah, pants out, Homie. I'm all emotional right now, Wilta.
You know, he'll probably be like Dan, Homie, my bad a,
like let me get you a beer, you know, on
my bad or you'll do a roundhouse kid to your
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chest and you knocked out of breath all right there
at the swampie or whatever this incident occurred, They all right,
so's what's up? So guarantee it on me and next
time you go out have a few of these in
your pocket, A or that you can respond to an
angry votto quickly on me all right. If talking to
them doesn't work, then just jam home or just you know,
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take a little quick job. You probably need it anyway,
so sign off a for self defense basics or a
creeper homie limited space available. If these techniques can help
at least one bottle from getting an unnecessary beat down
and having to move to Tracy, California, then hey, that's
what's up, all right. But he also a shout out
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saying to bring a present for me. That's when she
lifted up her star. I say. She asked me if
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think twice. Never forget that Christmas present between her thighs.
I'm hinda between her thighs. Christmas and Norwalk, baby, right
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between those ties, I had a fear man Christmas and Norwalk.
She said, don't give up. Rudy, keep going to said,
don't worry, baby, I'm gonna keep pounding you two new years.
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What's good? M m? We got that laughter for your
soul and now tuned into the Franky Guinones Show. That's
a pitch in the dirt for ball four, and that's
another one for Jimenez. Looks like Keller's seen enough of
the nineteen year old rook and the bullpen continues to
(40:29):
be a not so bright spot for this ball club.
As we make another Pitchie change, it's a perfect time
to introduce our special guests from the American Council for
Partisian Culture. It's a for Duchy whoop see Daisy bro
Hey doing a for Ducy doing good bro. So Bro. Now,
today's Partisian Heritage Day at the park, and I must say,
you have a lively, lively group here. It's nice Bro.
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My people come together for party. No bullshit. Other statiums Bro.
They think they party, Bro, they think they party. They
no party, Bro. They know party. They're like, oh, give
me fifteen dollars piece beer Bro and soggy Nacho Bro Okay.
Oh let me put soggy Nacho in helmet Bro. Make
it worth twenty three dollars Bro does bullshit Bro. Yes,
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the stadium has definitely made some upgrades over the years
to make sure the fan experience as second to none.
They used to only have garlic fry ket or calling
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so cutting candy peanuts, but now they have spicy crispy
tuna Bo Bro Okay, Russian Perowski Bro Okay pa Bro,
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Chinese soup dumb bring Bro lamb Sharma chicken. Looks like
Keller's going with a sixteen year veteran Jack Percy. His
five point three e ra isn't anything to write home about.
But the thirty eight year old right he has been
known to deliver. But my favorite thing here, Bro is
traditional partisan dessert. Bro. Okay, that's molly cream circle Bro,
orange shirt butt and creamy Villina popsicle with one fifty
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milligrams of MDMA. Bro. I'm tripping bowls Bro whild pitching
the dirt go mes does a great job to recover
and old Takahashi a third that seems like a lot
of MDMA per creamsicle. Why don't you say I for Ducci?
That's kid stop Bro? I ate three during first inning, Bro,
no bushi, I can see your section is really getting
into the ball game. Over there, looks like they're giving
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each other backrupts. Oh yes, Bro, they give each other
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grannede juice. Bro. I call my mother every day, Bro
to tell her I love you. Bro. We gotta full
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winds up and the pitch swing and strike three. The
old guy still has it. That should pump up the
pitching staff. That brings us to the seventh inning stretch.
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Ladies and gentlemen, Afducci, as our special guests, we would
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balla for party, b bushi. Wow. Wow, All of a sudden,
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but we have it's real. If you don't know by
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have the riders to say, but no one else can
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my world, girl, like my pio. All your girlfriends wanna
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know where it can't be wrong. You're my girl, my
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We got that laughter for your soul and now tuned
into the Franky dionis show. What you are witnessing is real.
The participants are not actors. They are actual litigants with
a case pending and municipal court. Both parties have agreed
to dismiss their court cases and have their disputes settled
here at the Papa's Court with Judge Creeper. The plaintiff,
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Natalie Harper, claims that her dance instructor put the moves
on her. This experience was so alarming that it caused
her to lose work, and she is asking the defendant
to pay her lost wages. This is the defendant, Armando Roque,
who says the plaintiff misinterpreted the whole situation and he
(00:48):
is not responsible for any lost wages whatsoever. Oh rs hey,
before we get started it, I just want to say,
like this only we received an ONMI about the kids
and the parking lot selling candy that we've been told
that they're not actually selling candy for their school homie.
They're just saying that holmie to get you to buy some,
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because I guess the truth of the matters is that
they don't even go to school. Uh and silas kid,
this is gonna trip you out here. But they aren't
even kids on me, they're grown as vottos, dressed as kids.
They look like kids. I was wondering that. So I mean,
(01:30):
rid of me there, say there's no crime in doing that.
I'm just letting you know, okay, in case like you
buy one from them and you think that I'm doing
a good thing, I'm a good person. Just know that
they aren't kids. They they're grown as votos um. Because
even if you look closely, one of them with the
Star Wars backpack, it has Chewbacca on the back, he's
(01:52):
got a full mustache. For me. Yeah, um, And so
I don't even know why they're they're doing like that
because I bought some candy from the Little Homie with
a buzz light your shirt and uh, they have a
pretty feedomat chocolate bar Holmie it was it was bombed. Yeah,
I had a little almonds in it. I was like, dang,
that's pretty good. I just had one yesterday actually, so yeah,
so what's up? Um? So yeah, with that being said,
(02:15):
let's get to business. Hey, all right, the plain if
Natalie Harper is suing her dance instructor Armando Roquet Homie
for sexual harassment. Hey, uh, Natalie, we'll let you go
first behind, right, Can you please explain the situation at hand? Okay,
(02:35):
thank you, chitch. Well, I usually take a Tuesday seven
thirty pm approbric cleans, but for some reason, on the
day I came in, the class was canceled and it
was replaced with a dance cleians. So I thought, all right,
why don't you drove over here? So why not try
it out? But lo and behold, it wasn't a dance
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class at all. It was like a sex club. All right, Armando,
would you care to comment or to reflect? Well, she
just said, right now, Homie. It's called bachata. It comes
from the Dominican Republic. You hold their partner close to you.
It's essential dance. It's meant to be danced this way.
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He was gyrating on my button, ordering a carte, ordering
a car. Sometimes we touch and it's really just part
of the dance. You know. She was new to this.
She did not know if I guide her forward, but
instead she moves back or public reasons are going to touch. Ay,
(03:43):
So Natalie, I'm not saying Armando is like that he's
right at all this. But you know, like that kind
of dancing, you know what kind of looks like that
they use those kinds of moments. Hey, you know they're
kind of like, hey, you know what's up, chutch with
audue respect. I'm not an idiot. I know it that
death looks like but sure, but but but I felt
(04:06):
his rock heart penis between my cheeks. I bank my
ass cheeks all nine and a half inches of his penis.
I felt right in between there. Oh, it was shaped
like a reform. It was shaped like a zucchini. Zucchini.
Oh dang mando or can I call you mondoy? Um dang?
(04:29):
So you're you're carrying things like that between right there
more or less? Judge, Yes, this is true, all right, hey,
order in the card, Order in the cards, all right now. Although, um,
I am impressed by your dimensions or whatever it like. Um,
you know, I'm not saying like I'm not like hey,
I'm into like that, like you know, I like haaz,
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But it's just like, you know, I just did that
energy homemay congratulations, like because that's pretty crazy right there.
Um that she was able to um, you know, assass,
the size just from from the ball j from you
dancing on her like that, that's crazy, homie, So that
she was able to do those calculations, all right, But
miss Harper, she's right. You know, you can't just be
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rubbing like that on her and she's just trying to
get a dance class and she feels your follow like
that in her butt area like that, that's not right, bull,
very sensitive in the area. That's a lot of us are.
And with my type bunce, it creates friction sometimes it
has a mind of it's okay, yeah, wow, that's true.
And miss Harper, it says that you're requesting two thousand
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dollars um and damages and and was it lost wages?
What justifies this amount? After the inset, yet, I couldn't
even think straight. I couldn't concentrate on anything. I mean,
I had to take time off work. All I could
think about with Armando holding me closely, doing his little
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butchatter moves all over my pats. I kept having dreams
of he and I dancing barefoot on the beach, and
then you know, we were just making sweet, sensual love
right in front of the toughness. They were even celebrating it.
All right, hold on, Hey, I'm a little confused now, Natalie,
because you're trying to say, oh, I lost wages, he
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can save it, and it wasn't right that he did that.
But then you're having like these romantic dreams about this WAPO.
So to to somebody that is just from outside the
box or whatever looking in, I would say that you're
that you're sprung on this VAPO, that you're sprung on
Armando Juge. If me comment. She kept begging me for
private lessons. I don't do that. The first day she
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came in, it was a slow day, so we had
a little bit more privacy. But normally I do not
do one on one session. And this seemed to make
Cool very upset. It when I say no, not only
I do not do this, she kept coming to my class.
It's bringing me gifts, like but I told her I
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don't need curbs. It got to be a little too much,
so I had to ask her, respectfully, do not return
to my class. You rapped your love muscle against my
chister and changes everything home. It changes the whole thing,
you know, And I don't need to get all technical,
but right now I have to deliberate on the situation
(07:30):
ain't because that sounds like missus Harper is sprung and
this about to Armando is the one that is experiencing
the unwanted advances. On the other hand, on me, miss
Harper foul Armando's polo right there, which can be confusing
to a lot of people because you know, that pretty
much puts out the vibe that like, hey, I'm interested
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because look at how I'm getting right now. You know,
I'm touching you with it, and that's kind of you know,
it's kind of crazy. On me, it's like, oh day,
Like for sure, you know there's Potto's into it, and
so that could be misleading. But so I just get
misleading someone is not a crime. You know. It's kind
of a buster motiway, but it's not a crime. With
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your honor, may I interject? Oh dang, interject you want
to get all technical too on me? All right, then,
well let me get technical myself again. They proceed on me.
I apologize stupids Harper for what it's worth. But if
I'm going to be honest with you, your honor, I'm
not attracted to women. I'm only interested in men. Oh dang,
(08:40):
on me, there's change is everything I can. Hey, it's
a crazy ass case. I mean, no judgment on me.
I mean we're intuvatos or intuvatos, that's what it is.
But it's just a trip on me that that your
polo got how I got um right there when you're
a dancing with Natalie, you know, because obviously she's I
Now you're like, hey, like your area down there? I
was like, no, I want to already regardless. Um. So
(09:01):
it's a little confusing on me. But at the same time,
just to clarify for the court, that friction alone on
me can do things to that area that can cause
an erection. And that type of pants that this Armando wears,
you know, I could see how it could do that home.
So you're like, oh, it's just a friction alone, and
you know, you could have been closed your eyes and
(09:22):
thinking about or something. I don't know your type on me,
but you know, the imagination could do a lot of things. Hey,
So not to burst your bubbles or whatever, Natalie, Um,
but I'm just saying other things could have led to
that zucchini. Okay, then let's move around. You didn't like
my pund that, yeah, no, he didn't like that. Pandua
(09:42):
and I don't think he wants your PANDU say either?
Are you apologize to you? Miss Harper. You don't have
to apologize for Armando. Good, So my decision is made. Okay,
ruling goals to the defending, all right, I said, everybody,
So good luck. Hey Natalie, hopefully you go back to
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the class and you find uh fiato who's in two
highas like your south and they'll eat all your everything.
That's actually I mean, like for real, but even now
on too, that's what you want. And I had to
play all right, A court is a gurn Judge Creeper. Wow,
what an incredible decision by Judge Creeper. Wisdom for the agents.
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this is a nice set up right here. Thanks j Yeah.
Hey is that picture e there of your familia? Yes?
It is? Wow? Are your flosier just chilling on a
vote like it's all good? Huh? No one got sea sick. Hey,
I'm gonna be real with you, doctor? Oh wait? Is it?
Is it cool? If I call you doctor? You can
call me Cynthia? Okay, well doctor Cynthia. Um. I've never
(13:08):
been to therapy before food. But my lady, mighty Vea,
she was like, hey, you should go, you know, because
she says like I'm too positive, you know. Interesting. Yeah,
but I don't think I have a problem, you know.
I'm just like down for whatever. You know, Junior, let
me Oh damn, that's my lady. I guess you couldn't
(13:31):
wait in the waiting room, you know, Junior, I don't
think you can let her end. What are you saying
about me? I heard my name? Oh nothing, huh, I
didn't say anything. This is actually a private session. I
take it you must be Junior's partner. Now I'm his girlfriend.
I'm not as partners doping, You're dumb? Ay might even
(13:52):
there's a vending machine down the ham Me. Huh, so
you know, and they have paydays in there. I know
you like those dirty have four over? Well okay, well
in that case it will. In that case, would you
too like to have a couple session? Oh? Like for real? That?
I mean that's cool with me. No, he's the only
one that needs it. I mean, Junior, how do you
(14:16):
feel when Marabel says us? I mean, I don't know.
She pretty much could say anything she wants, you know,
because she's like an angel from heaven. I mean just
look at her. I see what you mean. He's too cleanly.
I need some space. Well, it is important to have boundaries.
(14:37):
Do you have any hobbies, Junior? Oh yeah, I'd like to,
you know, work on my car and shine my rims
and everything. Now, so I have a job selling iPhone
cases at a kiosk, So you keep busy. That's great.
Yeah yeah, but then natural that an he wants to
kick it like every second with me. Then he text
messages me all day. It's too much. I'm an assistant.
(15:03):
And how does that make you feel? Junior? That's all
you do is ask how does it make you feel?
This is a RiPP up? This is just part of
the therapy. It's just part of the healing process. Nothing's
healing right now. To be honest, I want to view
with her, like even when she's at work, I'm like, dang,
(15:23):
I want to be with her right now, you know,
so I'd be thinking about her all day and everything,
you know, the way she looks, how feel man like,
her movements are, and everything. The way she carries herself
because she has to carry a lot of energy, you know,
she does it so like exquisitely innthing. Some people search
for that their whole lives, you know, for that one,
(15:44):
and I have her right here. Junior, you're so corney.
Maybe the issue is with you, Marabelle. Maybe it's difficult
for you to accept Junior's love. And you may have
a degree on the wall, but you're stupid. Do you
accept Junior's love? Maraba, Let's get out of her, Junior.
(16:07):
This trpist is sopid. She's acting like she knows me,
but she don't know me. I and her kids are
stupid too. Look, they don't even know how to swim.
That's why they're wearing those stupid Florism Pringy life jackets.
Oh Dann, So where are we going might Well, we're
(16:30):
gonna go to get you a better therapist out un
to get you fixed. Oh yeah, okay, and maybe we
can go to a quiz no South Kohoena. I know
you like that one. All. I see you later, doctor Cynthia. Yeah, Rose,
can you remind me to sign up the kids for
swimming lessons? Thank you? Oh absolutely, doctor, No problem, Damn.
(16:58):
I guess it could be the worst, man. It depends,
but sometimes, you know, sometimes your lady has a connection
with a dude or other dudes and you gotta be
there supported. You know, they're just dancy. Yeah, they're just dancy, right. Yeah,
So it's kind of everybody's energy together here, so it
can't really tridder. They took my girl, snatch her up
(17:19):
in front of me, freaking on her in the club,
obviously consentually. She backed it up, backed it up all
upon these other dudes at the club. They were bumping
the jams. I was holding the hand while she was
grinding enough on another man. She had put her hair
up to let the sweat drip. I had her to stop,
but she said, come on, baby, don't tread. We're just
(17:40):
dancing and it's nothing. Why don't you go to the
bar and get us another drink. I gotta work in
the morning. Girl, It's enough for tonight. It's all good, baby, dude,
it's gonna give me a ride. Are you sure that's
what you want to do? God, Baby, I'm sure, and
I'll go home. I love you. They took my girl,
snatch her up afront to me, freaking on her in
(18:02):
the club. Obviously consentually. They took my girl snatcher up
in front of me, freaking on her in the club,
obviously consentually. This is KU Alone NEWSIC ten, your number
one news station in the county. Good evening, this justin.
(18:25):
Local law enforcement agencies raided a downtown warehouse where an
organized fight club has been operating. With more on this,
we have our own Arnie argol at the theme Arnie.
As a warning of parents with small children at home,
what you're about to see a shocking security cameras picked
up a video of a flash bomb going off in
the warehouse, followed by several police officers breaking through the window.
(18:46):
Guns were drawn, and some of the people first pulled
out were what appeared to be little homies. Are we
certain they're little homies? Well? Worth Alinda. Has been confirmed
that these men were between the heights of five three
and five seven. Oh, look, the police chief, it's ready
to address the media. There approximately eleven forty pm, local
police and county sherifs raided the area. This was part
(19:08):
of a two year investigation. From what we understand, there
are several players involved in even some outside of the
city that have been training little homies to fight against
each other. This is unlike the little homie fight club
raid that happened in the late seventies. This one is
much much more organized and much more lucrative and sophisticated. Yeah,
police chief, can you comment on why the raid took
(19:31):
as long as it did? As you all know, we
have some little homies in the force, but not one
of them volunteered for this assignment. I don't blame them.
It's highly risky and dangerous to get involved with these people, who,
in my opinion, are some of the worst criminals out there.
It's not the little homies themselves, they are the victims,
but it's the organizers, the bosses who exploited these little
(19:53):
homies for profit. I mean, it's basically human trafficking. Is
it true that some of these little homies were under age. Yes,
it's unfortunate, but we were able to rescue a couple
of teenagers who stated that they were going through a
grosper so the bosses were to make them sleep standing
up and then stacked phone books on top of their
heads to stop them from growing. It's such a shame.
(20:14):
The police thief went on and said, anywhere from ten
to twelve little homies would live in one small bedroom
apartment filled with little bunk beds and little blankets. Throw
pillows were yoused as regular pillows. Some would even put
two to three pillows on the floor and they would
sleep on that. But there wasn't time for much sleeping
because they were forced to train and fight against other
little homies. The client tell that would attend these Morgan
(20:35):
Knights fights were typically more well to do, wagering upwards
to two hundred thousand per fight. A lot of money
was exchanged at these fights, and none of it was
going towards the little homies themselves. Rosalinda, thank you, Arnie.
Now we're going to move to some exclusive footage obtained
by one of the little homies kept captive in the warehouse.
Just a warning where you're about to see as graphic.
(21:04):
I'm a problems men, this is truly heartbreaking news. I'm
here with Diego Crews, a former member of the Little
Homie Awareness Foundation and former fighter from the early Little
Homie Fight club Thiego. Are you surprised at the recent events,
(21:28):
I'm not surprised at all. One thing that is similar
to today's fighters is that we didn't know it was wrong.
Back in the days, we were just trying to be
you know, baras little homies with something to prove. As
you know, a lot of little homies have anger issues,
and these bosses out there are ready to exploit that
(21:49):
to make profit. It's a good thing that there are
programs like the Little Homies Awareness Foundations that can help
rehabilitate these men and put these bosses i'm bars. Let's
hope so too, our viewers. If you know someone who
was involved in the Little Homie Fight clubs and maybe
in need of some additional support, please call the number below.
(22:11):
That's one eight three three five four five eight two
eighty six. That number, once again is one eight three
three l I l b at O. That's one eight
three three Little Vato And that does it for tonight, folks,
I'm also signing off for Arnie Argol. We'll be back
tomorrow morning at eight am with Jan Gibson and Tom
(22:31):
bootenugging good night. Is getting lone for little homes, it
(22:54):
is what we go with the sky's great de sective phone.
Adopted tell me he's just a little People always forget
about us little hommies until they force us into an
underground fight club to make them man some more money.
Put it in my hands on another little man, and
(23:15):
what for some cheap enterteaming and an extra a few bucks.
We already have so many obstacles to overcome, so kind
of having to heat up regular size people's crumbs. We
stick together together, reaching for the heavens, even though we
max out at the higher five seven, Little Damia, it's
(23:35):
getting lonely for little homies. It's what going though. Skyscrape exacted,
Thy adopted tell me you just a little little fool, dahni.
It's getting lone for little homies. It's what we going,
little We're going skyscrape exact phony. My doctor tells me
(24:01):
just a little yeah mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm. We got that laughter for
(24:24):
your soul, and now too, the into the Franky King
on this show. And there's a lot of self defense
classes out there, but this one is gonna have you
like damn holdie, that's what suck. This is self defense
basics what creeper ay? All right? First of all, Holmies, Yes,
as a disclaimer, Um, this is just a basic class.
I mean, so I don't think like, are you gonna
(24:45):
take this class and all of a sudden you're like
Bruce Lee or whatever Holmian like all altercation. I took
this class because if you think like that, on mean,
then you probably get knocked out older. Um, because I
was scared. I did on me. I did train whether
I want to on me? That was he was. He
was trained by a tea Tray who was taught by
(25:06):
a former student Vato, that lived in the same apartment
building as Bruce Lee. Homie. What a trap on Yeah,
and Salisky even more of a tripe Abrica that resorder this.
Vato was also a name League, I mean, but it
was his first name, Homian, not his last name. I
guess it was short for Leland Polkowski Home. Oh yeah,
(25:26):
that's for sure. Um. Lastly, OOMI let me remind you
here that this is a South defense class, he emphasis
on defense on me. All right, so you can be
like starting Plato or some fools a and just be like,
you know, like just so you could display your skills,
like let me start some shit and let me like
bumped this for right here at Denny's and see if
(25:47):
he wants to fight right now, like naomie to say
that kind of class or whatever. All right, Because I
had a student, homie who took my classes so that
he could you know, be fulls up ay. And I'm
not about that, homie, but he was using it for
that and he was already beating falls up on me before.
So he took my class to get better at that A.
And now that fools considered a danger to society, homie.
(26:09):
Uh And I saw him the other day, Homie, and
I tried to talk to him. I say, hey, Francis,
like you can be doing like that, homie, like sock
you fools for whatever reason. Then he looked at me
like like like if he was gonna suck me. Uh so, yeah,
pretty much just jammed order, yeah, homie. So this leads
me to the first rule of self defans on me.
All right, if you're ever in a situation where it
(26:31):
starts to get heated, then just jam, hoomie. You don't
need that beat HOMEI you got things to do, you know,
closing the washer that you need to put in the dryer. Um,
you know what I'm saying, Like, your yeah needs you
to set up chairs in the morning for the for
her because she sells avon Homie at the at the
garage shale on her front yard. And she had asked
you like two weeks ago. Um, so you gotta be
right there Homie, to set up the chairs on the
(26:52):
tables for that day. So yeah, just jam, homie. But
you know, because you don't have to fight it just
because someone else wants you to fight, homie, you know
what I mean, just walk away, Homie. In some cases
run on me, and you know what's the worst that
can happening? You know, Yeah, those might talk shit, or
they might be laughing at you or real look at
he's a pussy or me and I stay, he's a
track star, homie. And you might have to like move
(27:13):
out of that city homie for a while. But maybe
you needed that change anyway on me, just a change
of scenery and start a new life or whatever, Homie,
because one of my students told me he was about
to get into it with some about the way and
he just jammed. And then two months later, Homie, he
ended up moving to um or was it a it's
the Tracy California Homie, uh and trip out on this
(27:34):
he out there and Tracy he was able to afford
a path. Homie like a house and everything. So now
this full lives in a house. He's got a three
car garage at three car garage on me following he
has one car. He's always only had one car, but
now he has options. They like, hey, what can I
do with that space right there? All right? Hey nextro
south Defanta, try to talk it out first on me
because most fights happen because I misunderstanding and told me
(27:57):
you know what I mean, because some folk would be like, hey,
looking at my lady four, and you could be like
I was looking at her a. But it's because I
thought that we had went to the same middle school.
On me, I was like, damn, wonder the fact that
that's Lupita on me from seventh grade. But it turns
out that it wasn't. So my bad, homie. I was
just trying to see if it was hurt homie. And
even if you were checking out this lady on MEI
(28:19):
you gotta you know, you gotta think quick like that, Hey,
you know, just kind of like off the cuffs or
whoever they say home because statistics had shown ay that
nine out of ten fights happened because you look at
some bottles lady on me. And it's important to have
quick responses, ay like when he comes up, hey, what
are you doing looking at my lady like that? Okay,
I'm gonna give you a few responses. You could use
(28:41):
a all right. The first one, Hey, mister, I didn't
know I was staring at your lady because I have
forgot my glasses. Ay, all right, everything is blurry right now,
and I don't even know I'm at right now. And
and like, hey, I thought you were another four you
know this and that, and you kind of just look
confused a just act like you need a glasses. Eh.
(29:02):
So a lot of times fools will be like, okay,
there's fold and all, or he'll just knock you out,
or some pele will be like, hey, were you looking
at my ladies house like that? You could be like, yeah,
I wasn't staring at her. NAIs homie, I was looking
at her pants, hey, because her pants are feedom and
they look good quality, and I think that my lady
would like a pair of pants like that. So actually,
(29:22):
homie is a covasch your lady where she got those pants.
And he'll probably be like okay, yeah, or he might
just back then direct there in front all your homies,
say right, or he might be like, hey, like look
some morales. Why are you looking at my hand? Not
like that, like you want to do things with her?
You could say like, hey, my pant, Homie, I was
(29:44):
staring at her because she reminds me of old photos
of my grandma. He like when my grandma was young
and she just died recently, Homie, she died recently, homies,
So yeah, pants out, Homie. I'm all emotional right now, Wilta.
You know, he'll probably be like Dan, Homie, my bad a,
like let me get you a beer, you know, on
my bad or you'll do a roundhouse kid to your
(30:07):
chest and you knocked out of breath all right there
at the swampie or whatever this incident occurred, They all right,
so's what's up? So guarantee it on me and next
time you go out have a few of these in
your pocket, A or that you can respond to an
angry votto quickly on me all right. If talking to
them doesn't work, then just jam home or just you know,
(30:28):
take a little quick job. You probably need it anyway,
so sign off a for self defense basics or a
creeper homie limited space available. If these techniques can help
at least one bottle from getting an unnecessary beat down
and having to move to Tracy, California, then hey, that's
what's up, all right. But he also a shout out
to the hin there. I know a lot of people
(30:48):
hint there and Tracy on me. So yeah, congratulations. You've
got a bigger pad out there, and they have a
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Look at how cute I look. It's so holiday festive.
That's bushy. I don't know about Yeah, I think that's
kind of fun. You know, did you try the cheesecake?
I made it? Where did you bring? I brought special
(32:19):
dish bro from my country. Bro. It's copcake bro okay,
but instead of frosting, Oh, I have cute frosting. It's
twenty percent cacao bro and eighty percent mdmme bro for party.
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(33:00):
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Bro in my country, Bro, we do holiday like no
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(33:23):
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(34:33):
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(35:00):
Four party Bro, No bushe Bro running my fucking out. Yeah,
so happy holiday, Brough, No bushy to you and yours
Crow get put crawl for Holiday Santa, want you to
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(35:20):
no bushy. Yeah, he ain't doing everybody. Rudy Rodery is here.
Hope everybody's having good holidays. A female holidays. Another Christmas
in Norwalk reminds me of my girl. Every time I
(35:45):
see your missing toe, I think about how she rode
my world. Now she's in another man's arms, sitting by
the Christmas tree, same fake one. I bothered her back
into thousand three years man. We worked together, The Red
Ups or she was a flirt. Who I said, it's
(36:06):
saying to bring a present for me. That's when she
lifted up her star. I say. She asked me if
I was naughty, a nice, naughty an nice? I didn't
think twice. Never forget that Christmas present between her thighs.
I'm hinda between her thighs. Christmas and Norwalk, baby, right
(36:28):
between those ties, I had a fear man Christmas and Norwalk.
She said, don't give up. Rudy, keep going to said,
don't worry, baby, I'm gonna keep pounding you two new years.
It's a Christmas and Norwald Christmas and Norwalk Christmas and Norwalk.
(36:52):
Who God bless our season of workers. Rudy Rodriguez, Solomono, Camposparrown.
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What's good? M m? We got that laughter for your
soul and now tuned into the Franky Guinones Show. That's
a pitch in the dirt for ball four, and that's
another one for Jimenez. Looks like Keller's seen enough of
the nineteen year old rook and the bullpen continues to
(40:29):
be a not so bright spot for this ball club.
As we make another Pitchie change, it's a perfect time
to introduce our special guests from the American Council for
Partisian Culture. It's a for Duchy whoop see Daisy bro
Hey doing a for Ducy doing good bro. So Bro. Now,
today's Partisian Heritage Day at the park, and I must say,
you have a lively, lively group here. It's nice Bro.
(40:50):
My people come together for party. No bullshit. Other statiums Bro.
They think they party, Bro, they think they party. They
no party, Bro. They know party. They're like, oh, give
me fifteen dollars piece beer Bro and soggy Nacho Bro Okay.
Oh let me put soggy Nacho in helmet Bro. Make
it worth twenty three dollars Bro does bullshit Bro. Yes,
(41:12):
the stadium has definitely made some upgrades over the years
to make sure the fan experience as second to none.
They used to only have garlic fry ket or calling
big bag for lock, Polish hot dog Narish bro Okay,
so cutting candy peanuts, but now they have spicy crispy
tuna Bo Bro Okay, Russian Perowski Bro Okay pa Bro,
(41:33):
Chinese soup dumb bring Bro lamb Sharma chicken. Looks like
Keller's going with a sixteen year veteran Jack Percy. His
five point three e ra isn't anything to write home about.
But the thirty eight year old right he has been
known to deliver. But my favorite thing here, Bro is
traditional partisan dessert. Bro. Okay, that's molly cream circle Bro,
orange shirt butt and creamy Villina popsicle with one fifty
(41:56):
milligrams of MDMA. Bro. I'm tripping bowls Bro whild pitching
the dirt go mes does a great job to recover
and old Takahashi a third that seems like a lot
of MDMA per creamsicle. Why don't you say I for Ducci?
That's kid stop Bro? I ate three during first inning, Bro,
no bushi, I can see your section is really getting
into the ball game. Over there, looks like they're giving
(42:18):
each other backrupts. Oh yes, Bro, they give each other
back row Bro massage Bro for good time for makeout
and dance Bro dancing dancing party. Bro. Here, I'll help
take to the next level. Bro. Yeah here Bro here, Bro,
I brought one for you to try. Bro partition traditional
dessert Bro MDMA creamsicle. Bro. Here try for you. BROO okay, sure,
(42:43):
I'll try one. Let's see here. Wow, you can barely
tell the MDMA. This is a really great creamsicle. Huh
delicious duchess for starters. Bro, okay, my people Rosso un Cocaine,
mescal and DMT sugarcube. Bro hasberry popped out pro ac
for click depression. Bro pcp extasy Harry Potter, Bro Pama
(43:04):
grannede juice. Bro. I call my mother every day, Bro
to tell her I love you. Bro. We gotta full
count here. Runners will be going if Premieres connects, Percy
winds up and the pitch swing and strike three. The
old guy still has it. That should pump up the
pitching staff. That brings us to the seventh inning stretch.
(43:25):
Ladies and gentlemen, Afducci, as our special guests, we would
like you to lead us in the age old tradition.
This be my pleasure. Bro. Dig me up to the
ball game, Bro, dike me for the crowd, No gush,
(43:47):
bind me some molly creams and gold. Bro. I don't
care if I never go home. Bro, Let's get fucked
up for party. They don't mean I don't care, Bro,
for it's one two three heats of money at all
(44:08):
balla for party, b bushi. Wow. Wow, All of a sudden,
I feel like dancing dance bro for party. Oh gosh,
I'm feeling a little horny here. Oh okay, Bro, don't
get crazy, Bro. You're on air. Bro. Okay, chill Bro,
(44:30):
all right? Well, rolling by balls out here? Okay, Bro, relaxed.
Take it's a commercial breaks, yes, stay commercial. Bro. You're peaking. Bro,
you're peaking. I love your afric. I love you too, Bro.
No bullshy. My job is very stressful and I can't
wait to get home where it gets cozy. I like
(44:51):
to make myself that me eat for myself a glass
of wine, then walk around the house of my favorite piannies.
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Ye Hey, what's up y'all? Monkey prayers stout out to
(45:38):
my girl out there, a girl lever. When you touch
on me, then you start touching me back, you start
brushing all my video, so your time. I got that feeling,
but we have it's real. If you don't know by
now that nade, it's time to chill. Sometimes I don't
(46:00):
have the riders to say, but no one else can
touch my follow this way. No, my girl, my girl,
at my follo, my go, my word, like my food,
(46:21):
my world, girl, like my pio. All your girlfriends wanna
tell us so far, but they're just jealous as they
don't have a hut. Because what we have is a
love so strong, and when you touch my wevels, I
(46:42):
know where it can't be wrong. You're my girl, my
d're my girl, at my level, my word, my love.
I love my world girl. That's right, girl, I love
(47:06):
you so much. You know you can take brushing on
me all oil. Remember that time we tak on my
Boodeo's so crazy. I love you so much. Mikey cares.
(47:26):
Oh chet said, I sent that for tuning into another
episode of a Frankie in your next show. For sending
by Will Ferrell's Big Funny Players Network, shout out to
the Homie Times, Olivia, the Homie earned Dog here in
the studio, James Fritz, Kevin Kamia, Bobby DJ Buzz, the
legendary soul Assassins for me ya you know how we do, Homie.
(47:48):
Thank you for giving it. I saw an opportunity on
the get Down and if you get a chance told
me it's go ahead and rank and review of the
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