March 15, 2023 • 62 mins
Out the trunk with a mix of sketches, commercials and songs from Season 2. Featuring all your favorite characters like Creeper, Juanita Carmelita, Emo Primo, Rudy Rodriguez, Junior and much much more.
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Speaker 1 (00:01):
We got that laughter for your soul. And now to
get into the breaking you on this show, heck you want,
Homian show me Creeper eight from Cholottle Fits. And so
right now, Homie, on this litt video'm gonna show you
a little tricks of the trades. Ay, because right now
I'm seeing a lot of head. They get tricked on
me like they do a lot of times in fitness
or just humans in general. They'll be like get tricked
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roll easy a by consumerisms and capitalisms or whatever. So
right now, Homi, in the Finnish community, like fools are
all like, oh damn kettle bows ay, And like when
you describe, hey, what's a kettle bow? It's basically a
little block of concrete or a handle on it, ay,
And fools are spanning all kinds of ferria on that,
which is a trip on me. So what I have
my creeper bows? A So what creeper bows on me?
(00:45):
You could get a bag of concrete from the INSTACRT,
so bring it to you a for like less than
five dollars four forty free it How much was a
bag of concrete on me? Four forty nine? Eh, you
can get a bag of concrete, and with that bag
of concrete, then you go to the ninety nine and
get buckets on me, and I know what you're thinking.
They're like, hey, well, how much of those buckets creeper
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or at the ninety nine cent store? Riddle me this? Ay,
their ninety nine cents on me? So with tax and everything,
it's about a dollar twelve. So I got six of those, homie,
I put concrete in them, and now I got six
creeper bells, ay for less than fifteen dollars on me.
So if you want to be like one of these
fools that follows these kettle bell hind us on the
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YouTube's that are like, oh they have their limen lulu's
and their hundred dollars kettle bells and hey you know,
then then yeah, then live your life, you know, if
you want to get tricked like that, because yeah, I
know kettle when I heard kettle bells, like, hey, that
must be from a farm or something, and if you
look at the history a google it or whatever, yeah,
(01:48):
it did come from a farm in Russia. Homie. They
had kettle bells that they used to weigh grains so
they can sell it at the market. But then they're like, oh,
but we're all cold right now because we're in Russia.
It's freezing condition. Let's just start throwing these things around. Eh.
So they started throwing the kettle bows and they're like, oh, look,
we could work out with this. And then you know,
Americans were like, oh, hey, we could use these in
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our new fitness clients on how we do. But yeah,
so waste money like that on me or just do
the creeper bows all right. So there's a little history
fact on where kettle bows really came from on me
and a way to save fattia because you can do
the creeper boughs for less than half the price. That's
what sucked you, stupid stupid bitch. How dare you even
(02:37):
think that you have a chance with my man? All right?
Stick to your little stupid YouTube flucy activities all right, bitch,
because that's my man. I'll fuck you up. Stay away
from Peter because you're as simple as cavrona. Try to
mess up my man out right up on you and
I'll bust your head bitch and make it swell smack
you win the tone with their own kettle bell. Stick
(02:59):
to your week as YouTube? What I do with top
notch what you do with boo boo? To pay attention
to what's pumping up the speaker, staying you're lane, and
stay away from Peter the book, Stay away from Peter's
day away from Peter a bit? How fuck you are?
She's food? Stay away from Peter day day day? Day
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away from Peter? They say, say, what, stay away from Peter?
How fuck you us? Don't piss me off, bitch, because
I get reckless seeing my man follow your stupid ass stretches.
That's might follow the stretching, exfoliate. Then I write, I'm
so hard tell his bhon spray I'm gonna do with
Ted talk on that we need Peter be bagging. Please
give me Mark Jason so dumb country cups. Let's stick
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to tennis. I don't give a fuck, bitch. I get
relentless too. Stay away from Peter's stay stay away from
Peter or how fuss you up? Book? Stay away from
Peter day day? They say, away from Peter. Let's take
away from Peter. That's right, bit all right, don't make
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me tell you twice, okay, because if I have to
come tell you twice, you're gonna not even be able
to be conscious to realize what happened, because I'm gonna
not just scoop that that's out. Okay, so you might
want to wear a helmet. Helmet that covers your dumbat
space too, stupid bitch, that's my mat I take you
away from her. I don't care. I don't even think
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anything sexual about the city is mmm, no, no, no.
Ram to a customer service. Who do I have the
pleasure of speaking with today? Is this creeper? Hey? I
one of those robots on me. We call ours Carlos.
But he's all fucked up right now. He can't stop
ramming the washing machine home. He's ramming it all crazy
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right now. Yeah do you like that, mama? And yeah,
like for a robot, it doesn't even know. Well, he's
pretty horning. But beyond that, homie, I can't even dry
my clothes. Hey, So it's like a catch twenty two
or whatever. They say. I'm sorry to hear the Trevor
problems with your unit. Hey, well mean as I just guy,
I think it's his unit that's having that problem. You
know what I'm saying. Hope up to your troubleshoot with
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you over the phone. I'm just gonna need you to
reach behind it and shut it on. Oh dang, a
rebold shit glad I called the professionals. Hey, all right, hey,
hold up? Who me? Yeah? All right, Well here's a
switch right here. Hey, so I can hold He still
ramming HOMEI won't stop. Okay, let's try something else here.
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We won't be able to reset the main frame on
our end until he nuts um. In the back panel,
you'll see a green light. Can you read to me
what that says? Eighteen point two five? Great? Great? Okay.
Now I need you to look at the source compartment regulator. Okay,
can you read the last four digits starting with the
(05:54):
X two point zero zero B? Okay, yeah, yeah, see
right here? Uh seven seven five one excellent. Lastly, just
pulled back the rear assembly and you'll see the CID configurator.
I'll need you to decrease the parameters, okay, and I'll
match up the levels with the schematics in the manual. Okay. Next, okay,
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do you have a vacuum nearby? Of course, go on
right here. Okay, go ahead and turn that on. Go
around the house and turn on any appliance as you have. Okay,
could be a blender, microwave, or TV. Let just turn
them all on. Okay, all right, now here goes out
blendard Okay, that microwave, and now here's the TV. Gang
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got all dang Holmie, oh dang, he's getting all excited
hersh ain't you get it? Cardloss about the blood, he's
about the booker. Okay, now now we're talking. That should
do the trick. We just need to overstimulate the computer
order to reset the system call. Okay, oh shoot, well
(07:03):
get it. Carlos. He's like having like a threesome or
ain't nab or summer ione. It's like a and the
plants org on me get it Los, like general damn
my homiere in there getting the home boy. Okay, Well,
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sounds like he's really getting after it there and customer
thirds up, So you did it? Hey? This was hey Carlos, Carlos, Yeah,
I mean this was passed out. Ain't just bust it
all crazy? All right? Sounds like that's gonna do it.
Should be able to reset the signal to remove Carlos's
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stress levels and he'll be running back to normal again. Okay,
I'll up. Okay, now go ahead and try it. While
I have you on the phone here. Okay, Hey Carlos, Carlos, Yeah, hello, Hey,
good morning on me. Hey, so I was scared you're
gonna have to clean up the mess. Hey, you made
a mess with your robo or whatever? Yes, no problem, hey,
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customer service, hold me. Hey, thanks for the help. Hey,
I guess it's true what they say, you know, like
when you're stressed out and not you know, crazy, you
might just need to empty out your webwels if you
know what I'm saying, you know, like bust a nut
or whatever. One. Okay, no problem, creeper you and Carlos,
enjoy the rest of your day. That's all right. Thank
you on me, Hey, say thank you, Carlos to the
customer service. Thank you customer service. All right, I would
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the cable guy. How are you doing mehole? Oh? What's
up out? Gee? How are you doing man? I'm doing good?
Where's creeper at? Oh? He's doing one of his shortal
fit sessions over there at that gym. Oh man, that
(10:25):
dude stays busier than a one legged man and an
ass eating contest. Whoa, wow, cable guy, you should pretty
high right now. Oh that's because I'm really high right now. Well,
I hope you're able to fix our cable box. We've
been having problems with it ever since Carlos our robots
started rapping all the appliances. He was doing that for
(10:46):
almost three days. Oh yeah, I heard that on the right.
He probably not something listen sounded like, yeah, well, get
back there and start working on it. It shouldn't take long.
It's mostly vibes. Vibes okay, Oh shit, Hey oge even
(11:10):
getting into any new shows lately because you turned me
onto Gordita Island and it was a trip. Oh yes, yes,
I love Gordy Island. Yeah, I'm waiting to see you.
If they renew it for another season, they better I
love that shot. I hope so. But lately I've been
watching one called Love is Blind. Oh man, what's that about. Well,
(11:31):
that's where people try to, you know, get to know
each other before they know what each other looked like.
They put them in separate rooms. They can't see each other,
but they can, you know, hear and conversate. Oh yeah,
that cat fishing? Is that? What's no? I don't maybe
something like that. I'm not too sure the terms of it,
but reminds me of an ancient story. Are you gonna
(11:54):
tell another one of your stories? Og? Yeah, all right,
I'll just take a seat. Then. Back in nineteen sixty seven,
Xavier Katalamic He was a very well known mechanic and
a welder who had his very own shop. Very nice,
nice and hard working man, respected in the community. But
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one day, well he was intoxicated from his alcoholic beverages.
He forgot to put his shield on as she was
starting to weld the frame of a nineteen thirty nine
Plymouth Sedan. The sparks flew into his eyes. He lost
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his vision forever, or did he. He lived alone with
two kids in college. They came down to help him,
but they could only stay for so long as they
had to get back to school. So his daughter found
an ad on Craigslist for a stage at home nurse sold.
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They left her a key and went back to college.
Xavier waited and waited. Then one evening he heard the
door open a presence approach. It was a she and
she said hello, hello, and introduced herself. I'm Gabriella. Then
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she asked him for a hug. Huggly. Xavier reached his
arms out and he hugged, and he felt like he
was hugging a big stack of warm tires, type of
tires I would fit onto a fort broncle. He was
so relieved Gabriella would help him. She helped him bathe
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she cooked for him, she told stories. They laughed together.
Then she started to give him full body massages with
happy endings that means you know. She would stroke a
weenie to help him feel relaxed and his time of pain.
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They rarely started to connect. It was magical. Then one
day she said, okay, I think you've held enough and
now it's time. Xavier was confused. Then Gabriella got warm
banana leaves and covered his eyes. The banana leaves were big,
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they pretty much covered his whole head, but she focused
on the eyes. Then began to say a prayer in
her native language, what see what see? I a huts
he puts your maca oh oh whoa whoa whoa? What's hut?
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Then she said no Xavier, please wait till I leave
before you remove these leaves. And he said, no, Gabriella,
I don't want you to leave. She said no, no, Xavier,
it'll be better this way, for I am afraid that
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she will not like my appearance. He said, that is ridiculous,
That is beyond ridiculous, Gabriella. Then he caught her attention
and told her, for you cannot leave. I am in
love with you. So he confessed his feeling, and she
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began to cry. She was crying. As she cried, he
took his hand and removed the leaves from his head
and face and eyes. He could see it was a miracle.
Then he saw Gabriella. She was at least six foot
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four inches in height. She was wearing a tank top
and had a tattoo on her right arm of the
scheld inman it covered the whole arm, and she was
wearing a bandana on her head that said dry, fast,
Eat ass. They made eye contact. She was teary eyed
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and nervous. He looked at her, then looked at her
bandana once more, and he got a little running start
and jumped into her arms. They mated all crazy. They
ate ass each other. It was a mash made in heaven. Look.
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Then they ran the shop together for another twenty seven years, Nico,
and eventually they bought their dream retirement home in Victorville, California.
What was a tragedy turned into a beautiful, beautiful love story.
So my point is, cable men, is that love is blind.
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If you give a chance for souls to connect, anything
anything can happen. Wow o gee, that was beautiful. You
made me realize how lucky I am to have a
good woman at home. And I'm gonna stop smoking weed
at home so I can connect and be more present
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for her. From now on, I'm only smoking weed network.
Oh that's very sweet of you, cable men. But I
would say the most important lesson to take out of
this story is that if you want a relationship to last,
then you must you must eat ash. Oh yeah, she
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They didn't even card me. Dang, this place is a trip.
It's kind of cracking in here. Hey, what's up, mister bartender?
Can I get a Coca colava? You ain't from around here?
Are your son? Well? My name is Junior Glavize from Mercida, California.
Who you know by that new shopping center. It's the
one where they had the Wabba real food? Never heard
(20:01):
of it? Have you ever had a Whopper Crew? Nope?
Ain't you should try it food? They got bomb ass
chicken balls food And you could, I said, put extra
sauce on the side, don't you you know, because that's
what I do, because then you could just like dip
the chicken into the sauce on the side to like
put an extra layer. And there you hate that little
man looking for a good time? I am, But damn you. Huh.
(20:23):
Your breath is kind of hitting right now, like no
offense or anything, even though your breath is being offensive,
but you know, like it's kind of affecting the vibe
right now. Yeah, But I mean other than that, I mean,
hund like you're pretty fine, but all that heat that's
coming out of your mouth right now, it's just like, nah,
it's not for me, you know what I mean? Well, whatever,
you're lost? Oh damn wow, But look to you me, huh, Hey,
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mister fark tender homie. Who's that? Who's that being over there?
You don't want to be messing around with her. That's
Chico's woman you're married about. She's out of her way. Hey. Oh,
she's coming up to me right now a little food.
You better run if you know what's good for you. Hey,
are you looking at me like that from across the room? Ay?
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To be honest with you, me U, I can't resist.
You're just so beautiful, Like I don't even picture you
right here at Thessalana picture. You're walking like on a mountainside,
like next to the ocean and everything. You know, you're stup. No,
it's true. You look good and dang like, what's that
thing around your neck called? It looks pretty female or whatever?
It's a boy? Oh yeah, yeah, no, a feather ball.
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It looks good on you. You look like, you know,
like you're from frontier land. Have you ever been to
a thunder minds when you've been you've got talking to
me because my man is gonna get mad. I'm not scared.
We had come on, we're just talking. Here it comes
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body man, who's this little boy here? Leave on? My lord,
he didn't do nothing. You want to try to think?
My woman? A little man who settle this one outside?
For reals? Dang, it's like a clean Eastwoods movies on me.
He's challenging you to a draw son. Oh dang, that's cool.
Or let's go then food and if I win, then
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I get to kick it with Mighty Ben. All right,
you're gonna lose our junior. He is the bestest junor
than ever one. Or let's see him here. You know
it's worth the shot because you're all fine. Let's see
what's up. All right, gentlemen, you know the rules. Stand
back to back and on my signal, walk ten paces
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and draw it. Let's get this over with a gottle
drink by lizard. Who oh dang, you're all doing it.
Ain't Mighty Ben? You ever been to wapp a girl
content drick juniors talking drawn? O? Oh my god, it
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I knew I would because I'm good. I'm playing those
shooting games. On my computers or everything. But dang, he
he shot a hold in my half food. Look, I
just got this one. It's all right, I'll get another one.
I guess he never challenged a little homie before a junior.
I can't believe it. You did it. I ain't. I
guess I'm yours. Now where are you taking me? Oh? Yeah? Well?
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Let score is a whopper grill, you know, that's where
they have the balls and everything. Well, okay, what I'm
on eating the shrimp? Also? Yeah, and the menu they
show like how many calories in each ball? And they're
you think I'm counting calories? Are stupid? No, I just
thought that. Oh yeah, maybe okay, we'll take me before
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I change my mind? Yeah yeah no, let school so
this is like a date. Huh? All right then meha
will sat a little Let school get your home? Get you.
I've seen a man. They strange happening in this old saloon.
Some things you wouldn't believe if I told you with
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my hand on a stack of bibles. But the day
Junior one Marabelle's Heart and then did Chico's Devil Rain
with that one true shot as a story, I still
tell my grand babies. They're in their thirties now, because
I'm a hundred and twelve years old. What was I
talking about again? What's up? Brethren? Rudy Rodriguez here by
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the time my family love with a woman far saw
her face. My love is blind, baby, My love is broken,
hanging onto a broken dream because I know there's gotta
be hope. Before I saw you, be Ben, I was
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already be in this some kind of way. The way
you talked on that bone when customers served it is
the team moon blown. I said, I gotta meet this girl.
I'm falling the dumb. I'm falling in love, and I
gotta meet this gun. I'm falling in love. I'm falling
in love. Finally, you said, okay, let's be getting tired
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of all your calls. I don't even know if your
short or talk. She agreed to meet me at the
Monabella gonna win, and that she was looking nucking allamever
get full back for Fred's no state, big old shoulders
in a tight grip with some big old humok is
strong ass legs them child bear wing hips. I loved
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it all because love is blind. I said, I was
already in love with your girl. But then I saw
your physical strength. I fell so deep, so deep into
your heart. Girl. Love is lime, baby, love it broke,
hanging on too a broken dream because I know there's
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gotta be hop My love is blind, baby, My love
is broken, hanging onto a broken dream because I know
there's gotta be hope. I said, I gotta meet this
girl because I'm falling in love, falling in love. I said,
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I gotta meet this girl because I'm falling in love,
falling in love. Say love is blind, Ruby Rodrie is
everybody blind. God bless our door. That quarters m m
m m m whom we got that doctor for your
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soul and now too. Then to the franky king you
on this show, he was too cousins, you move Premore.
I'm atting ok scurry for him, which you know is
pretty lean. But I got a free paths because my primo,
Rubin was working here, but then he got fired. So anyways,
he asked me if I can give him a ride
to come pick up his last paycheck. And there's like
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a lot of people here and everything, and some of
this like would be scary to someone else, but it's
not scary to me because you know, I have like
dark horses that imprisoned my soul, so it's really hard
to scare me. I'm like, look, look look at this
guy right here. He's coming out of me right now.
The chainsaw Oh no, jeeze. The guy's tried so hard.
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He's not even leather faced like the real chainsaw massacre franchise.
You're just a regular guy and a messed up business suit.
So lame. Also, look at a bunch of clowns with knives.
It's like, bully, you know, same old thing, so dumb.
You know, it's like, how can you how many times
can you do the same thing expect people to get scared?
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Althottle Pennywise, it's pretty cool. But other than that, everybody's
trying so hard and it's so lame. Oh look here,
because my premo Rubin, what's up, prettymo? What's too ruby?
So you know they made him dress like a whirlwolf
to scare people, and you said the costume was giving
them a rash. Rashes are so lame. So he has
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to be switched a grim reaper. But his boss is like,
oh no, like, you're not tall enough to be a
grim Reaper in your arms are too big for the costume.
It's gonna tear out of the costume because my Premo
Rubin is like all buff and everything. So that was
pretty lame that his boss said that. And also his
boss was like, hey, I don't want you chasing people
anymore because you know, my Premo looks kind of aggressive,
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and I guess customers got too scared, which is so
lame because that's why you come here to get scared. Right,
people are so lame. Let's go Premo. They're gonna hear
from my lawyer, Scott Nad. This guy isn't giving me
my last check and if I don't leave now, I'm
gonna pipe that fool. Oh my gosh, she's just so lame. Prettymore, first,
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there was a costume. I told him that if they
didn't wash it in hypoallergenic detergent free of dies, that
I get itchy. They didn't listen. They said stop chasing fools.
But I was so itchy that I was irritated, so
I had a chase fools. Your boss is so loom
Let's look at the grim Reaper over there. He's drinking
a big gass code. What the fuck. It's a violation
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of quote of conduct and that's the boss next to him.
I'm gonna get my check, or let's go get it,
give me my last check. I thought I told you
the league shot up, stoopid, I said, shoot up, I'll
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send your last check. I think I need to decompress.
That said, all right, were you doing beating his ass
for now? Okay, well maybe we should go right mona
Zoomer's revenge. I mean, it's pretty lame, but it's not
as lame as working for a lame ass boss. He's
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a lame but at least he took the putassels and
I got a respecto for that. Oh look he's coming back, emo,
Hold on, hold on, guys, I was just thinking, Ruben,
in between the moments when you were totally beating my ass,
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I was thinking, we need security around here, and you're
the man for the job. How would you like to
come back for double the pay? Yeah, but if you
act stupid, I'm gonna have to slap your ass again. Okay,
that's fair. Well that's an emo. Yeah, if you want
to come work here, you can't too, because really, depression
can be very scary. So you don't even need to
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dress up. You can just beat yourself. All right, beating
myself is pretty lime. But whatever, I'll take the job
accuse of money. Life isn't a race, it's a marathon.
You get what you put in day in and day out.
All right, Hey, time to go to work, Come ins,
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come on, homies, let's go. Hey amy, huh um, if
you're cars in the shop and everything, or you take
the bus, or maybe you don't even have a car,
you know, Um, I'm junior calash and I'll give you
a right me huh like, don't trip like you can
spend money on right your apps, you know that's pretty
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like cliches or whatever. Or you can just give me
a car, you know, and just connect with somebody like
you know, face to face or heart too hard, however
far you want to take it, you know, and I'll
pick you up like wherever, as long as you're within
five to seventy five miles radius. M Yeah, and I
have a feed mate ride. I'm y in um. You know,
I'll take you like grocery shopping. I'll even take you
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to pick up one of your home girls. If you
guys want to go to the mam or something, maybe
get another ear piercing. I don't know your life, but
I'll take you right there for those things. And I
could also take you to the airport or to your
theas pack because I know that she does things right
there and I know like you'll enjoy all my amenities. Amenities, food, yeah,
(32:39):
that my ride has to offer such as ACA food,
air conditioned tening windows and I have power windows too,
just on the passenger side at work, so not on
my side. But you don't have to worry about that
because I'll be the one driving, and of course I
have feed mat rims. Me huh um. So other right
tra apps they like change by the mind fool, or
(33:01):
they have like um surge or lightning pricing when there's
like traffic, and that doesn't make sense to me, you know,
so I don't do that me huh. Actually, like the
more traffic the better because then it gives us a
chance to get annoy each other, you know what I mean.
And if you're having problems at work because of your
boss or like you're like one of your co workers
(33:22):
is just continuing to say dumb things that annoy you,
you can vent to mimiha and like all listening, like
with open ears and open heart, open minding or anything.
And if you have problems like with your man, like
if you're in a relationship and you have problems with
your man, I can assure you that that he's a
laying fool for making you feel that way, and that
(33:43):
you know that he doesn't deserve you like that, and
that he doesn't see you like I see you me huh,
because I'm junior Glavis. So don't use other right trafs
or nothing because they'll overcharge you. Just call me instead,
and that's the best thing. And you know what, you're
gonna trip on this bed. It's free, yeah, because sometimes
(34:03):
I just you know, I get lonely or whatever, but
that's you know, I'm just more want you to be happy.
So yeah. Also, this service is not for for vatos
or guys or whatever, so sorry food, but you can
probably get when your homies to give you a ride. Okay,
so he just give me a call whenever a junior
levies ready to give you a ride, whenever beyond it?
(34:24):
All right, Why welcome back, folks to BMPx ninety point seven.
This is your host or Love and we're going to
kick off the Freestyle Hour with a classic don't take
by the one that oldly Mikey coo Red. You know
what I'm saying. I'm looking for that girl, that right one,
(34:45):
one that knows what sucks? Are you out there? Girl?
See the thing is, i ain't trying to waste no time.
I'm looking for that real one. Come on, girl, um
do you feel it? I know you feel it. So
let's rocket some special. Let's make it last. Tired of
(35:05):
the livest girl, I'm done with you now that it's over.
What can I do? Maybe you were just in my
dreams and when I wake up, I don't know what
it means. Don't take don't take me home tonight unless
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you want this follow baby. Don't take don't take me
home tonight unless you want my Webble's baby out of
the cold. Damn Polly Range that is in your eyes,
dry me insane. But if you you how to read
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my mind. We wouldn't have to waste all this time.
I know you love it, don't fla. I know you
want it. Webbel's web the Webbels, I know you love it.
Follow bah blah blah. I know you want it webbels
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a Webblsbels. Don't say don't unless you are less follow baby.
Don't don't be home to night. You want a baby.
That's right, girl, don't waste my time. If we're gonna
(36:38):
get it in, let's get it in. Good evening, folks.
This is Rosa is what Kuelo News. We have breaking
emergency news. Now there's been an explosion in Santa Paula, California.
We have our own Max Peterson on the scene in
the chopper. Matt, this is Max Brierson here, reported from
(37:02):
the Gayello News shopper. At about eleven thirty pm, an
explosion was heard at the Holy Angel Cemetery in Santa Paula, California. Now,
fire crews are on the scene immediately, but dan he
evacuated shortly thereafter after some firemen allegedly witnessed to ever
seen corpses crawling out of their graves. Yes, you heard
(37:24):
me correctly, I said corpses. It's a goddamn horror movie.
Out of here. Excuse my languish. Now, authorities RIV has
seen to possibly roll out unruly high schoolers playing a
practical joke, but the mayor has spoken and confirmed that
high schoolers are too dumb and too lazy to come
up with a break of this magnitude. We ever owned.
(37:46):
Arnie Arga well on the scene. Arnie, thanks Mac. We're
here with one of the firemen and recatch of ollnth
and Riquet. Can you tell us about what you thought? Ye,
it was boody water on the fire like that, and
then come said he said, uh, fucking fucking cool. QUI
come out man? And he was like, ah, you know,
(38:07):
and he came out of the grave and he was
jase meis And I said, no way, you know, I
don't want to deal with this right now. So I
said I'm going home. That is devastating the entire key.
Will our youth team sympathizes with you, Enrique? And then
I had shipped my pions and it was embarrassing hat sitting.
(38:31):
I hate sitting. I was doing the shitting there and
the pons and no one wanted to drive me by
so I had to walk back with shitty Pie. We've
all been there, buddy, We've all been there. Max. Are
you seeing anything from the chopper? Jesus effing crash, it's
a warshong from my beard. There are skelets everywhere, I
(38:52):
mean everywhere, aren't. He reminded me of being back in war.
But we were only following order and got damn it.
I don't know if I'm seeing things or not, but
it appears at a group of these skeletons have spotted
us and they're all mime in the universal tcherk Off
motion in our direction. This is horrible. I mean, we
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can't tell these skeletons are male or female or any developments. Now, yes,
actually we do math. We have been informed that the
Merit issued the state of emergency, and that's called in
the big Guns an other than our ladium in Lot
Growth ten am Youth Choir. They are set up and
ready to go playing live at the cemetery. Now here
you go and looks like he's doing the trick. Oh wow,
(39:56):
this is something else. Share All the ghostien, demons and
what have you are returning to their graves, some of
them even mounting the universal shot to the head before
they crawl back in their caskets. This would be suggestion
that even though they're already dead, they'd rather die in
instead of hearing these kids singing. This is incredible. Oh wow,
(40:22):
what'd you look at that? And there you have it, folks.
Our lady a milgros ten Am Youth Choir saves today
once again with They're horrid horrid singing. Wow, that is amazing.
All is well now in Santa Poula, California. This is
Max Peterson, reported from the kuel Old News shopper. Back
(40:44):
to you in the studio, Rosalinda. Thank you Max, what
a crazy scene out there in Santa Paula. Well glad,
all is well, and thanks once again to our lady
a melogros ten Am Youth Choir for They're terrible singing. Okay, folks,
thanks for tuning in to our breaking news coverage. I'm
(41:04):
Rosselina good terrorist reporting for KULO News. We'll see you
tomorrow morning at six am with Jan Gibson and Tom Poutnaggin.
Good night, Oh love beneas you know the time, Yeah
(41:25):
you do. Wow, You'll get over, you get over. So Bonita.
The wish looks the wish moves while representing for the people.
The way you dance around the plains makes me say,
oh wow, I like this. I like this. So I
say hello, how are you doing? And you say, oh,
(41:48):
I know you. I said, oh really, she said yeah.
Then I said, oh, oh oh, it's the life of Soloman.
No compo. Get over, get over the wishy lookes, the
(42:21):
wishing moves will represent me for the people. Solomon will
come m m mmmmm mmm mmm mm. We got that
laughter for your soul and now tuned into the breaking
(42:44):
on this show. Lowing away from ball four, that's another
walk for Castro. Looks like McGillis has seen enough here.
He's making his way out to the mound signaling for
the bullpen. That'll be the big lefty Chavez coming out
to hopefully stop some of the bleeding here. As we
make our way to another pitching change, is a perfect
time to introduce our special guests from the Little Homie
(43:06):
Awareness Foundation, Junior Glavies, Dang Food. It's a trip to
be here. I'm all excited. A lot of people don't
know that we were in the middle of Little Homie
Awareness Month. Can you tell us a little about that?
Junior little homies or adult males who between the heights
of five three and five seven. And I go to
that foundation, the one off Figure Off, and I've been
(43:28):
going there for about three years now. Food and they've
got computers and camping and special outings like like this one.
Right now, it looks like you've all taken over the bleachers. Eah, yeah,
that's where they put us in the bleachery section because
you know, you could fit more of us like per
capitas or how do you say? Food, But we come
out and support, like, you know, the homie shinnasting food.
(43:49):
He was you know, he's the lord of the rings
on me. He throught the first pitch and so yeah,
he made it all the way to the catcher's mail
without bouncing it or nothing. So yeah, he didn't even
have to like throw it from the front of the
mound or you know how sometimes you fools put like
old people or people with um like physical disabilities up
into the front. So he didn't have to do none
(44:11):
of that food. So you know that says something right there.
Johnson took the first pitch for a cauld strike. What
is it that you'd like people to know about your organization?
That some might not know, well the maintenance foods that
you know, we're people too, homie and despite like how
we might look to others, we actually can do everything
(44:31):
that like normal size men can do. Johnson swings and
finds the Yeah, he's got some speed on him. There
he's rounding first, rounding second. Okay, the third base coach
Mariota is telling them to hold on third. There, that's
a triple for Johnson. It's fifth of the season. That'll
bring a little life in the stems. Dang third base
(44:51):
food he made it. Hey, mister annuncer, maybe you can
help me at this. So I was hooking up at
this Heina, and we were acting food for like ten
minutes in her car because my car's in the shop
right now. But anyways, fool, we were in her driveway
and I started to fill her up, you know, like
contentually because she was letting me in everything. Um. And
(45:11):
then she had hum button the top of her pants
food and I was like, okay, the food it's on,
you know. Oh yeah, she grabbed my bottle food like yeah,
but from the outside of my pantsol. But she grabbed
it nonetheless, and you know, and I started to move
my hand like across her stomach food and then down
she was the top of her panties food, and I
(45:33):
put my finger under the elastic, you know, just like
just when I was gonna go and like go a
little lower, she had moaned food. She goes, oh like that,
you know, dang on me, Like it's really on. You know.
I kept moving my hand down food, and then you know,
I think I touched the top of her hair down
their food or a little patch right there. Oh yeah, yeah, nice.
(45:54):
Right when I touched it, she moaned again, like oh
you know. And then but right before I was gonna
go down and touch your food, got a full out
your future, you know what I mean. Her brother came
out food and scared us, and I was like, oh, dang,
she got a bed at him. You know, She's like, hey,
like you know, you're always ruining things. And then you
know he did though, fool like ruined the moment or
(46:17):
the mood or whatever. Because so my question to you is,
mister announcer, is like, is that making it to second
base or third base food? Well, that's a tough call
because you were in the area past the elastic, so
you're definitely in the zone as they say, oh yeah, who,
I was in the zone because I had touched her
(46:38):
hair and anything food. It was all soft and curly,
wild pitching of the dirt her nandas does a great
job to recover and hold Johnson that third. So, Junior,
was it thick the hair? Huh yeah, definitely was thicker food,
but it was like soft or food like she had
to put condition on it. In fact, I know she
(46:58):
did because it had smiled like salon selectives like apples, right, feullball,
that's a souvenir for a lucky fan. Oh true? Who
you know about the apple smell? Well, Junior? In order
to get to third base, I think the listeners would agree.
They said, you have to actually not only touch it,
(47:19):
but you know you have to insert a finger, at
least the tip of a finger. Oh Dan, but that's
still good, right food? Like what I did? I think
the important thing is that you know you're out there
playing the game. If you were just about stats, then
you'd be missing out on what's really important. Oh yeah,
like if you know she let me go that far?
Who then who knows what my hack? They? Next time
(47:39):
we get game, we might actually like like doo it
or maybe she'll even chop me up. You gotta expect
Whether to take a swing on this next pitch, and
he does. Oh, and it's going back back and it's
gone out of here. That is the sixteenth home run
this year for whether. Oh Dan as an out. My
(48:00):
homies are texting me foo. I gotta go back down
there in my seats. I guess when the homiest. Hey,
but thank you for your wisdom and everything. All right, later, food,
and you're welcome, Junior. Hopefully we'll be celebrating a home
run of your soon, if you know what I mean.
All right, folks, we'll be back after these messages from
our sponsors. I know we had our problems in the past,
(48:24):
but I'm glad we squashed all that. Yes, I'm happy
to call you my friend. I just had to let
you know because you were talking pop pause. Thank you
for that, and thank you for taking me to calls.
It's everything I dreamed it would be. We haven't even
been to the electronic side. It's right over here. Oh no,
it's not Buster Johnny. Oh hey, Ruben, I see your
(48:48):
taking advantage of the weekend sales. Yeah, whatever, man, And
this must be Carlos. You haven't met my robot, Christopher,
have you? I have not? Oh Christopher, Yes, John, Christopher.
Meet Carlos. Hello Carlos. You must see one of the
older RAM text models. I can tell because your outer
(49:09):
casing isn't streamlined like mine. I'm not sure. It's unfortunate
because you're operating system won't handle and then you love grades. Hey, Carlos,
I think Christopher's talking pop bots. You need to go
handle that. Are you talking to me? Oh? Whoa? How
cute you taught him slang? I might do. You don't
(49:32):
want to challenge me. I am program to be a
black belt and several martial arts je jitsu, kembo and karate.
Oh yeah, while I'm from that hid you know Carlos.
Oh no, oh no, Christopher, er tell him to stop, Rubin,
tell him to start. Carlos is damaging the motherboard. Now
(49:55):
let him handle this robot. Robot, Come on, Carlo, the
school be desased, be desass. Here you go, you disass
bite that pool. Oh you're gonna pay for these replacement parts.
Check your warrant. Deep and neck hole. That's what you
get from programming your robot to be a buster. Let's
(50:18):
call Carlos, take me to by now. I want to
hollerate some of those you're washing machines. Okay, I'll be
your wing man. Hey, so scared, Johnny, you're all but
ain't share. That's your roll about sounds like a buster,
just like you webs. But you know, I like to
get down the mountain. M Maybe you could do a
little do something to this, you know, like, let's try it.
(50:41):
Maybe you could get a little evol to a little
hip hop be over you. Okay, pretty, let's try let's
try hold up mmmmmmmmm. I never want to be alive.
Sometimes you have to wake up any I never want
to be alive. Sometimes he has to wake up anyway
(51:07):
and play around with the lame assols. I never wanna
be alive. I never want to wake up. Every world turn,
this world's whipping me apart. I just wanna go away,
so far away. So many layfuls fucking around like they
(51:28):
know everything, they don't know anything. I never wanna be alive.
I never want to wake up. I never wanna be alive.
I never wanna wake up, wake up. They're just not
enough time to teach all these lanfuls all in our world.
(51:50):
How not to be lad. We're just stuck with them forever,
and it makes the wolf so late. That's how I
choose to live in the darkness rather than living a life.
So just suit the bullsuit, you know, just secure yourself
because everybody else's soul you will be more larder you.
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wal More, Let's do walmore, Trollo squad, Let me too
finish right all right, back straight, chin up, feel hard
down you are for your homies, eh, Oh damn, there
you go, Bucky met I love. Oh man, Hey did
the trollo squad? Eh? Oh god thinks man. This is
a hard work out. Yeah, but you did it. Hold
(53:19):
me and that's a good starting. It's a start. And
I gotta lose weight for this tour. Oh yeah, yeah, touring. Ay,
that could be hard on me because you're just like, hey,
here and there and all that traveling and drinky pistole
and you know all that. Yeah, just a lot of sitting, drinking, eating.
I just need to see my damn pecker again. It's
been a spell. Oh damn, wait, you mean not. You
(53:43):
haven't seen your follo homie. Hey, what's I was? Kid? Hey? Technical?
I don't want y'all technicals. Ey, But at least the
statistics say that nineties seven percent HOLDI people that can
do a trollo squat can see their polom. So you
know you're down there already, holmies, So you're head in
the right direction. Oh that's good. It's been too creeper.
I don't remember the last time I've seen it. Hurt. Oh,
(54:06):
ain't trip out. Your followers are hurt. Yeah, it's like
them big ass boats hell. They're all named after women. Oh,
ain't trip out, don't me? Yeah, I get it all
over their conkery lands, he kept. That's what's up? Yeah,
and uh, you know it's extra hard to lose weight
though over the holidays, holmi, because right in the midst
(54:26):
of the holidays, and you know, there's just a lot
of comida like for me. You know, it's a lot
of times pretty holds a ross, you know, and a
lot of sweets, ay and loose yes, their cookies, they
eat brownies. You know, a lot of people just bring
that around during the holidays, and you know you should
be able to enjoy that. So you gotta make sure
to just get your exercise in on me, yeah, man,
and the holidays, you know, I do a lot of
(54:48):
I just heard what they called emotionally eating. I've been
doing a lot of emotional eating, like when oh dang,
I've been there on me. Like you, you eat because
you're sad, but then you eat until you can't fit
no more, and it makes you more shaddy. Yeah exactly.
You just hey, you gotta write this wave because I'm
a sad right now. All right, Hey, but why are
you going through that? Hot? Mean? What's up? You can
(55:08):
talk to me. Eh, well, all right, creeper, I'm kind
of ashamed, but my old lady, she's been stepping out
on me. Wait step oh, you mean like she's been
rabbing other vat ball yea if ramming other votos means
fucking other fellas. Yeah, she's been ramming other votos. Damn.
(55:29):
Well mean I'm sorry going through that. He dangn around
the holidays too, Wall, Damn, she better not expect a
present and tell you that. Well, I mean, wait, what
do you mean a come on? You can't be getting
her a gift on me when she's out there ramming
other vatos on me. I know That's what I'm trying
to work through, you know, And like everything life throws
(55:52):
at me, I try to. I try to work through
it with my music. All right, Wall, let's close it
out like this. I mean, let's do a little one
on one meditation right now, right might help you through
this on me. All right, close your eyes and everything
we're closed, all right. Breathe in positivity, exal negativity, all right,
(56:15):
the universe and everything. But that says for you know,
Bucky Johnson, homie, that he came to my class um,
that he's spending his fatty out here with me, and
that he's you know, trying to do the right thing, homie,
which right now is for him is like he wants
to lose weight so he could see his follow um.
And you know, I feel for you, homie, because it's like, damn,
(56:37):
that's a tripe. Uh. Sometimes at certain angles, UM, I
can't see mine. But I'm a grower, homie, so I
just need to like move my head a little forward
and then all the peaky boo, there you are. Um.
So with that being said on me, like you're on
your way, homie, because I know you're making moves to
do that and at least you can still touch it.
And some fools get so big on me that they
can't even they can't even give their follow high five nothing, homie,
(57:01):
you know what I mean. That's crazy. They just got
a rubb it on like a pillow or a corner
of the beds for they want to get excited or whatever,
you know, because they're probably not hooking up. But I'm
many ladies. But that's neither here nor there, homie. The
point is we're meditating on me, and I want you
to invasion, Homie, your Ponta going down and then boom,
you see the homie reveal himself and he's all strong
or her sorry, yeah, she's ready to conquer more lands
(57:23):
and to be that ship that you want to ride
through the through the vast seas. He kens, you know,
out of homie and then ay, you know, and then
your lady being like dang, why was I wrapping these
other votos when this vote was right here with this
big gass conquering that ship right between his legs, just like, yeah,
he's a grower and look at how much he grows
(57:44):
when he gets excited like that, and whatever was like thinking, yeah,
and you're the captain of that ship, and then you're
all strong like that, and then for the holidays you're
like ah, mehh whatever, you know, like I'm Bucky Johnson
and I'm thriving, I'm touring you know, many highness, I
got took up with it, but I choose you who
has my number one high All right, So hopefully that
she stops acting dumb and that your ship, um, you know,
(58:07):
how do you say depart departs from the dock for me,
and and let's loose into the season and you have
a whole you know, a whole like a whole crew, Homie.
An anchor, like when you want to keep yourself right
there for your lady because you have to, you have
to let aim. I gotta put the anchor down because
you know, my ship it wants to sail because to
all the other highnas. I want my energy right now. True,
(58:28):
So you're lucky I have this anchor for my ship.
And she's like, oh dang, too bad? Was the anchor exactly, Homie?
That's what you could tell her like that. I don't
want to say that because I don't know if you're
in love. But she's ramming another highness but or rabbing
another vats spens out, but I don't know it. You
know what, Yeah, probably, Homie. That's how it sounds like
she's willing to explore other things. But with that being said,
(58:48):
your ship probably wants to explore too, Homie. I'm not
saying go on ramming another highnas and all that, but
you're on the right path, and once you lose that
little bit of that panza, you're gonna find that. You know,
other islands are gonna be attractive. They're gonna want you
to dock right there, Homie, you know what I mean,
and spend a little time right there. Yeah, I might
have to crash my balls on the little rock. What
I'm saying is, if she's ring now bats on me,
(59:10):
you have a little bit of a pass to lose
some weight and go, you know, go set sail for
a little bit, you know. All right, But with that
being said, hopefully you don't get her a crazy gift.
Definitely don't get her a ring on me, you know
what I mean. Oh but okay, but right now, homie,
like I would say, look into the mirror every now
and then, so you look at your pollo and be like,
(59:31):
don't trip on me, like at full length like or whatever.
You know, if you got to stand up on the
counter in your bathroom, I don't know if you have
a full link beer, I don't know your life like that,
the counter's reinforced, okay, homie, Well you know what I'm saying.
Don't get all technical or whatever. Okay, And then you
could just be like, hey, homie, don't trip if I
see you, And then I'm gonna see you for reals,
like not having to use a reflection to see you,
(59:53):
and we're gonna kick it and we're gonna set sail
and explore lands, all right, homie, So congratulations on her success,
earthy name, and just continue to you know, fight to go,
fight on me and to represent. And yeah, your lady
might be running another though, like right now. But so
I was kid, you're at the gym, mane, so you're
doing better than her. All right, that's what's up. Thank you? Cool.
(01:00:17):
It's time of years. Hard on your old boy buck.
I'll tell you what. I don't blow shopping. I don't
love you. You went to costco picked me out of coffin.
(01:00:48):
I said, well, let's make it too. The only thing
you ever got me was a case of crabs and
this j loppy and itchy crock chan a car that
(01:01:09):
won't start. Now chomping around for a brand new Hart
this all day season, I'm I'm looking for one good
reason not to leave your ass under the Christmas tree
(01:01:40):
before you get me one mores t D. The only
thing you ever got me was a case of crabs
and this old julpe must get junk in a car
(01:02:01):
that don't start. Now, I'm shopping around for a brand
news all about saving up for a diamond ring. What
do you get the woman that fucks everything. A gift
card Oh Cheese must sent there for tuning into another
(01:02:22):
episode of The Frankie in your next show. For sending
by Will Ferrell's Big Funny Players Network. Shout out to
the homies Hans Olivia, Nick the Homie, Hearn Dog here
in the studio, James Fritz, Kevin Kambia, Bobby DJ Buzz,
the legendary soul assassins by me guy, you know how
we do, Homie. Thank you for giving it. I saw
an opportunity off the get down and if you get
(01:02:44):
a chance told me it's go ahead and rate and
review the podcast or continue living your life. We'll see
you on the next episode of The Frankie in your
next show. That's what's soft break there
We got that laughter for your soul. And now to
get into the breaking you on this show, heck you want,
Homian show me Creeper eight from Cholottle Fits. And so
right now, Homie, on this litt video'm gonna show you
a little tricks of the trades. Ay, because right now
I'm seeing a lot of head. They get tricked on
me like they do a lot of times in fitness
or just humans in general. They'll be like get tricked
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roll easy a by consumerisms and capitalisms or whatever. So
right now, Homi, in the Finnish community, like fools are
all like, oh damn kettle bows ay, And like when
you describe, hey, what's a kettle bow? It's basically a
little block of concrete or a handle on it, ay,
And fools are spanning all kinds of ferria on that,
which is a trip on me. So what I have
my creeper bows? A So what creeper bows on me?
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You could get a bag of concrete from the INSTACRT,
so bring it to you a for like less than
five dollars four forty free it How much was a
bag of concrete on me? Four forty nine? Eh, you
can get a bag of concrete, and with that bag
of concrete, then you go to the ninety nine and
get buckets on me, and I know what you're thinking.
They're like, hey, well, how much of those buckets creeper
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or at the ninety nine cent store? Riddle me this? Ay,
their ninety nine cents on me? So with tax and everything,
it's about a dollar twelve. So I got six of those, homie,
I put concrete in them, and now I got six
creeper bells, ay for less than fifteen dollars on me.
So if you want to be like one of these
fools that follows these kettle bell hind us on the
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YouTube's that are like, oh they have their limen lulu's
and their hundred dollars kettle bells and hey you know,
then then yeah, then live your life, you know, if
you want to get tricked like that, because yeah, I
know kettle when I heard kettle bells, like, hey, that
must be from a farm or something, and if you
look at the history a google it or whatever, yeah,
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it did come from a farm in Russia. Homie. They
had kettle bells that they used to weigh grains so
they can sell it at the market. But then they're like, oh,
but we're all cold right now because we're in Russia.
It's freezing condition. Let's just start throwing these things around. Eh.
So they started throwing the kettle bows and they're like, oh, look,
we could work out with this. And then you know,
Americans were like, oh, hey, we could use these in
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our new fitness clients on how we do. But yeah,
so waste money like that on me or just do
the creeper bows all right. So there's a little history
fact on where kettle bows really came from on me
and a way to save fattia because you can do
the creeper boughs for less than half the price. That's
what sucked you, stupid stupid bitch. How dare you even
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think that you have a chance with my man? All right?
Stick to your little stupid YouTube flucy activities all right, bitch,
because that's my man. I'll fuck you up. Stay away
from Peter because you're as simple as cavrona. Try to
mess up my man out right up on you and
I'll bust your head bitch and make it swell smack
you win the tone with their own kettle bell. Stick
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to your week as YouTube? What I do with top
notch what you do with boo boo? To pay attention
to what's pumping up the speaker, staying you're lane, and
stay away from Peter the book, Stay away from Peter's
day away from Peter a bit? How fuck you are?
She's food? Stay away from Peter day day day? Day
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away from Peter? They say, say, what, stay away from Peter?
How fuck you us? Don't piss me off, bitch, because
I get reckless seeing my man follow your stupid ass stretches.
That's might follow the stretching, exfoliate. Then I write, I'm
so hard tell his bhon spray I'm gonna do with
Ted talk on that we need Peter be bagging. Please
give me Mark Jason so dumb country cups. Let's stick
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to tennis. I don't give a fuck, bitch. I get
relentless too. Stay away from Peter's stay stay away from
Peter or how fuss you up? Book? Stay away from
Peter day day? They say, away from Peter. Let's take
away from Peter. That's right, bit all right, don't make
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me tell you twice, okay, because if I have to
come tell you twice, you're gonna not even be able
to be conscious to realize what happened, because I'm gonna
not just scoop that that's out. Okay, so you might
want to wear a helmet. Helmet that covers your dumbat
space too, stupid bitch, that's my mat I take you
away from her. I don't care. I don't even think
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anything sexual about the city is mmm, no, no, no.
Ram to a customer service. Who do I have the
pleasure of speaking with today? Is this creeper? Hey? I
one of those robots on me. We call ours Carlos.
But he's all fucked up right now. He can't stop
ramming the washing machine home. He's ramming it all crazy
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right now. Yeah do you like that, mama? And yeah,
like for a robot, it doesn't even know. Well, he's
pretty horning. But beyond that, homie, I can't even dry
my clothes. Hey, So it's like a catch twenty two
or whatever. They say. I'm sorry to hear the Trevor
problems with your unit. Hey, well mean as I just guy,
I think it's his unit that's having that problem. You
know what I'm saying. Hope up to your troubleshoot with
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you over the phone. I'm just gonna need you to
reach behind it and shut it on. Oh dang, a
rebold shit glad I called the professionals. Hey, all right, hey,
hold up? Who me? Yeah? All right, Well here's a
switch right here. Hey, so I can hold He still
ramming HOMEI won't stop. Okay, let's try something else here.
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We won't be able to reset the main frame on
our end until he nuts um. In the back panel,
you'll see a green light. Can you read to me
what that says? Eighteen point two five? Great? Great? Okay.
Now I need you to look at the source compartment regulator. Okay,
can you read the last four digits starting with the
(05:54):
X two point zero zero B? Okay, yeah, yeah, see
right here? Uh seven seven five one excellent. Lastly, just
pulled back the rear assembly and you'll see the CID configurator.
I'll need you to decrease the parameters, okay, and I'll
match up the levels with the schematics in the manual. Okay. Next, okay,
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do you have a vacuum nearby? Of course, go on
right here. Okay, go ahead and turn that on. Go
around the house and turn on any appliance as you have. Okay,
could be a blender, microwave, or TV. Let just turn
them all on. Okay, all right, now here goes out
blendard Okay, that microwave, and now here's the TV. Gang
(06:41):
got all dang Holmie, oh dang, he's getting all excited
hersh ain't you get it? Cardloss about the blood, he's
about the booker. Okay, now now we're talking. That should
do the trick. We just need to overstimulate the computer
order to reset the system call. Okay, oh shoot, well
(07:03):
get it. Carlos. He's like having like a threesome or
ain't nab or summer ione. It's like a and the
plants org on me get it Los, like general damn
my homiere in there getting the home boy. Okay, Well,
(07:30):
sounds like he's really getting after it there and customer
thirds up, So you did it? Hey? This was hey Carlos, Carlos, Yeah,
I mean this was passed out. Ain't just bust it
all crazy? All right? Sounds like that's gonna do it.
Should be able to reset the signal to remove Carlos's
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stress levels and he'll be running back to normal again. Okay,
I'll up. Okay, now go ahead and try it. While
I have you on the phone here. Okay, Hey Carlos, Carlos, Yeah, hello, Hey,
good morning on me. Hey, so I was scared you're
gonna have to clean up the mess. Hey, you made
a mess with your robo or whatever? Yes, no problem, hey,
(08:15):
customer service, hold me. Hey, thanks for the help. Hey,
I guess it's true what they say, you know, like
when you're stressed out and not you know, crazy, you
might just need to empty out your webwels if you
know what I'm saying, you know, like bust a nut
or whatever. One. Okay, no problem, creeper you and Carlos,
enjoy the rest of your day. That's all right. Thank
you on me, Hey, say thank you, Carlos to the
customer service. Thank you customer service. All right, I would
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the cable guy. How are you doing mehole? Oh? What's
up out? Gee? How are you doing man? I'm doing good?
Where's creeper at? Oh? He's doing one of his shortal
fit sessions over there at that gym. Oh man, that
(10:25):
dude stays busier than a one legged man and an
ass eating contest. Whoa, wow, cable guy, you should pretty
high right now. Oh that's because I'm really high right now. Well,
I hope you're able to fix our cable box. We've
been having problems with it ever since Carlos our robots
started rapping all the appliances. He was doing that for
(10:46):
almost three days. Oh yeah, I heard that on the right.
He probably not something listen sounded like, yeah, well, get
back there and start working on it. It shouldn't take long.
It's mostly vibes. Vibes okay, Oh shit, Hey oge even
(11:10):
getting into any new shows lately because you turned me
onto Gordita Island and it was a trip. Oh yes, yes,
I love Gordy Island. Yeah, I'm waiting to see you.
If they renew it for another season, they better I
love that shot. I hope so. But lately I've been
watching one called Love is Blind. Oh man, what's that about. Well,
(11:31):
that's where people try to, you know, get to know
each other before they know what each other looked like.
They put them in separate rooms. They can't see each other,
but they can, you know, hear and conversate. Oh yeah,
that cat fishing? Is that? What's no? I don't maybe
something like that. I'm not too sure the terms of it,
but reminds me of an ancient story. Are you gonna
(11:54):
tell another one of your stories? Og? Yeah, all right,
I'll just take a seat. Then. Back in nineteen sixty seven,
Xavier Katalamic He was a very well known mechanic and
a welder who had his very own shop. Very nice,
nice and hard working man, respected in the community. But
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one day, well he was intoxicated from his alcoholic beverages.
He forgot to put his shield on as she was
starting to weld the frame of a nineteen thirty nine
Plymouth Sedan. The sparks flew into his eyes. He lost
(12:39):
his vision forever, or did he. He lived alone with
two kids in college. They came down to help him,
but they could only stay for so long as they
had to get back to school. So his daughter found
an ad on Craigslist for a stage at home nurse sold.
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They left her a key and went back to college.
Xavier waited and waited. Then one evening he heard the
door open a presence approach. It was a she and
she said hello, hello, and introduced herself. I'm Gabriella. Then
(13:31):
she asked him for a hug. Huggly. Xavier reached his
arms out and he hugged, and he felt like he
was hugging a big stack of warm tires, type of
tires I would fit onto a fort broncle. He was
so relieved Gabriella would help him. She helped him bathe
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she cooked for him, she told stories. They laughed together.
Then she started to give him full body massages with
happy endings that means you know. She would stroke a
weenie to help him feel relaxed and his time of pain.
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They rarely started to connect. It was magical. Then one
day she said, okay, I think you've held enough and
now it's time. Xavier was confused. Then Gabriella got warm
banana leaves and covered his eyes. The banana leaves were big,
(14:43):
they pretty much covered his whole head, but she focused
on the eyes. Then began to say a prayer in
her native language, what see what see? I a huts
he puts your maca oh oh whoa whoa whoa? What's hut?
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Then she said no Xavier, please wait till I leave
before you remove these leaves. And he said, no, Gabriella,
I don't want you to leave. She said no, no, Xavier,
it'll be better this way, for I am afraid that
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she will not like my appearance. He said, that is ridiculous,
That is beyond ridiculous, Gabriella. Then he caught her attention
and told her, for you cannot leave. I am in
love with you. So he confessed his feeling, and she
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began to cry. She was crying. As she cried, he
took his hand and removed the leaves from his head
and face and eyes. He could see it was a miracle.
Then he saw Gabriella. She was at least six foot
(16:52):
four inches in height. She was wearing a tank top
and had a tattoo on her right arm of the
scheld inman it covered the whole arm, and she was
wearing a bandana on her head that said dry, fast,
Eat ass. They made eye contact. She was teary eyed
(17:18):
and nervous. He looked at her, then looked at her
bandana once more, and he got a little running start
and jumped into her arms. They mated all crazy. They
ate ass each other. It was a mash made in heaven. Look.
(17:41):
Then they ran the shop together for another twenty seven years, Nico,
and eventually they bought their dream retirement home in Victorville, California.
What was a tragedy turned into a beautiful, beautiful love story.
So my point is, cable men, is that love is blind.
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If you give a chance for souls to connect, anything
anything can happen. Wow o gee, that was beautiful. You
made me realize how lucky I am to have a
good woman at home. And I'm gonna stop smoking weed
at home so I can connect and be more present
(18:29):
for her. From now on, I'm only smoking weed network.
Oh that's very sweet of you, cable men. But I
would say the most important lesson to take out of
this story is that if you want a relationship to last,
then you must you must eat ash. Oh yeah, she
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They didn't even card me. Dang, this place is a trip.
It's kind of cracking in here. Hey, what's up, mister bartender?
Can I get a Coca colava? You ain't from around here?
Are your son? Well? My name is Junior Glavize from Mercida, California.
Who you know by that new shopping center. It's the
one where they had the Wabba real food? Never heard
(20:01):
of it? Have you ever had a Whopper Crew? Nope?
Ain't you should try it food? They got bomb ass
chicken balls food And you could, I said, put extra
sauce on the side, don't you you know, because that's
what I do, because then you could just like dip
the chicken into the sauce on the side to like
put an extra layer. And there you hate that little
man looking for a good time? I am, But damn you. Huh.
(20:23):
Your breath is kind of hitting right now, like no
offense or anything, even though your breath is being offensive,
but you know, like it's kind of affecting the vibe
right now. Yeah, But I mean other than that, I mean,
hund like you're pretty fine, but all that heat that's
coming out of your mouth right now, it's just like, nah,
it's not for me, you know what I mean? Well, whatever,
you're lost? Oh damn wow, But look to you me, huh, Hey,
(20:44):
mister fark tender homie. Who's that? Who's that being over there?
You don't want to be messing around with her. That's
Chico's woman you're married about. She's out of her way. Hey. Oh,
she's coming up to me right now a little food.
You better run if you know what's good for you. Hey,
are you looking at me like that from across the room? Ay?
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To be honest with you, me U, I can't resist.
You're just so beautiful, Like I don't even picture you
right here at Thessalana picture. You're walking like on a mountainside,
like next to the ocean and everything. You know, you're stup. No,
it's true. You look good and dang like, what's that
thing around your neck called? It looks pretty female or whatever?
It's a boy? Oh yeah, yeah, no, a feather ball.
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It looks good on you. You look like, you know,
like you're from frontier land. Have you ever been to
a thunder minds when you've been you've got talking to
me because my man is gonna get mad. I'm not scared.
We had come on, we're just talking. Here it comes
(21:49):
body man, who's this little boy here? Leave on? My lord,
he didn't do nothing. You want to try to think?
My woman? A little man who settle this one outside?
For reals? Dang, it's like a clean Eastwoods movies on me.
He's challenging you to a draw son. Oh dang, that's cool.
Or let's go then food and if I win, then
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I get to kick it with Mighty Ben. All right,
you're gonna lose our junior. He is the bestest junor
than ever one. Or let's see him here. You know
it's worth the shot because you're all fine. Let's see
what's up. All right, gentlemen, you know the rules. Stand
back to back and on my signal, walk ten paces
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and draw it. Let's get this over with a gottle
drink by lizard. Who oh dang, you're all doing it.
Ain't Mighty Ben? You ever been to wapp a girl
content drick juniors talking drawn? O? Oh my god, it
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I knew I would because I'm good. I'm playing those
shooting games. On my computers or everything. But dang, he
he shot a hold in my half food. Look, I
just got this one. It's all right, I'll get another one.
I guess he never challenged a little homie before a junior.
I can't believe it. You did it. I ain't. I
guess I'm yours. Now where are you taking me? Oh? Yeah? Well?
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Let score is a whopper grill, you know, that's where
they have the balls and everything. Well, okay, what I'm
on eating the shrimp? Also? Yeah, and the menu they
show like how many calories in each ball? And they're
you think I'm counting calories? Are stupid? No, I just
thought that. Oh yeah, maybe okay, we'll take me before
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I change my mind? Yeah yeah no, let school so
this is like a date. Huh? All right then meha
will sat a little Let school get your home? Get you.
I've seen a man. They strange happening in this old saloon.
Some things you wouldn't believe if I told you with
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my hand on a stack of bibles. But the day
Junior one Marabelle's Heart and then did Chico's Devil Rain
with that one true shot as a story, I still
tell my grand babies. They're in their thirties now, because
I'm a hundred and twelve years old. What was I
talking about again? What's up? Brethren? Rudy Rodriguez here by
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the time my family love with a woman far saw
her face. My love is blind, baby, My love is broken,
hanging onto a broken dream because I know there's gotta
be hope. Before I saw you, be Ben, I was
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already be in this some kind of way. The way
you talked on that bone when customers served it is
the team moon blown. I said, I gotta meet this girl.
I'm falling the dumb. I'm falling in love, and I
gotta meet this gun. I'm falling in love. I'm falling
in love. Finally, you said, okay, let's be getting tired
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of all your calls. I don't even know if your
short or talk. She agreed to meet me at the
Monabella gonna win, and that she was looking nucking allamever
get full back for Fred's no state, big old shoulders
in a tight grip with some big old humok is
strong ass legs them child bear wing hips. I loved
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it all because love is blind. I said, I was
already in love with your girl. But then I saw
your physical strength. I fell so deep, so deep into
your heart. Girl. Love is lime, baby, love it broke,
hanging on too a broken dream because I know there's
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gotta be hop My love is blind, baby, My love
is broken, hanging onto a broken dream because I know
there's gotta be hope. I said, I gotta meet this
girl because I'm falling in love, falling in love. I said,
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I gotta meet this girl because I'm falling in love,
falling in love. Say love is blind, Ruby Rodrie is
everybody blind. God bless our door. That quarters m m
m m m whom we got that doctor for your
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soul and now too. Then to the franky king you
on this show, he was too cousins, you move Premore.
I'm atting ok scurry for him, which you know is
pretty lean. But I got a free paths because my primo,
Rubin was working here, but then he got fired. So anyways,
he asked me if I can give him a ride
to come pick up his last paycheck. And there's like
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a lot of people here and everything, and some of
this like would be scary to someone else, but it's
not scary to me because you know, I have like
dark horses that imprisoned my soul, so it's really hard
to scare me. I'm like, look, look look at this
guy right here. He's coming out of me right now.
The chainsaw Oh no, jeeze. The guy's tried so hard.
(27:39):
He's not even leather faced like the real chainsaw massacre franchise.
You're just a regular guy and a messed up business suit.
So lame. Also, look at a bunch of clowns with knives.
It's like, bully, you know, same old thing, so dumb.
You know, it's like, how can you how many times
can you do the same thing expect people to get scared?
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Althottle Pennywise, it's pretty cool. But other than that, everybody's
trying so hard and it's so lame. Oh look here,
because my premo Rubin, what's up, prettymo? What's too ruby?
So you know they made him dress like a whirlwolf
to scare people, and you said the costume was giving
them a rash. Rashes are so lame. So he has
(28:20):
to be switched a grim reaper. But his boss is like,
oh no, like, you're not tall enough to be a
grim Reaper in your arms are too big for the costume.
It's gonna tear out of the costume because my Premo
Rubin is like all buff and everything. So that was
pretty lame that his boss said that. And also his
boss was like, hey, I don't want you chasing people
anymore because you know, my Premo looks kind of aggressive,
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and I guess customers got too scared, which is so
lame because that's why you come here to get scared. Right,
people are so lame. Let's go Premo. They're gonna hear
from my lawyer, Scott Nad. This guy isn't giving me
my last check and if I don't leave now, I'm
gonna pipe that fool. Oh my gosh, she's just so lame. Prettymore, first,
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there was a costume. I told him that if they
didn't wash it in hypoallergenic detergent free of dies, that
I get itchy. They didn't listen. They said stop chasing fools.
But I was so itchy that I was irritated, so
I had a chase fools. Your boss is so loom
Let's look at the grim Reaper over there. He's drinking
a big gass code. What the fuck. It's a violation
(29:25):
of quote of conduct and that's the boss next to him.
I'm gonna get my check, or let's go get it,
give me my last check. I thought I told you
the league shot up, stoopid, I said, shoot up, I'll
(29:48):
send your last check. I think I need to decompress.
That said, all right, were you doing beating his ass
for now? Okay, well maybe we should go right mona
Zoomer's revenge. I mean, it's pretty lame, but it's not
as lame as working for a lame ass boss. He's
(30:08):
a lame but at least he took the putassels and
I got a respecto for that. Oh look he's coming back, emo,
Hold on, hold on, guys, I was just thinking, Ruben,
in between the moments when you were totally beating my ass,
(30:29):
I was thinking, we need security around here, and you're
the man for the job. How would you like to
come back for double the pay? Yeah, but if you
act stupid, I'm gonna have to slap your ass again. Okay,
that's fair. Well that's an emo. Yeah, if you want
to come work here, you can't too, because really, depression
can be very scary. So you don't even need to
(30:50):
dress up. You can just beat yourself. All right, beating
myself is pretty lime. But whatever, I'll take the job
accuse of money. Life isn't a race, it's a marathon.
You get what you put in day in and day out.
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the bus, or maybe you don't even have a car,
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a right me huh like, don't trip like you can
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like cliches or whatever. Or you can just give me
a car, you know, and just connect with somebody like
you know, face to face or heart too hard, however
far you want to take it, you know, and I'll
pick you up like wherever, as long as you're within
five to seventy five miles radius. M Yeah, and I
have a feed mate ride. I'm y in um. You know,
I'll take you like grocery shopping. I'll even take you
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to pick up one of your home girls. If you
guys want to go to the mam or something, maybe
get another ear piercing. I don't know your life, but
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just on the passenger side at work, so not on
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they have like um surge or lightning pricing when there's
like traffic, and that doesn't make sense to me, you know,
so I don't do that me huh. Actually, like the
more traffic the better because then it gives us a
chance to get annoy each other, you know what I mean.
And if you're having problems at work because of your
boss or like you're like one of your co workers
(33:22):
is just continuing to say dumb things that annoy you,
you can vent to mimiha and like all listening, like
with open ears and open heart, open minding or anything.
And if you have problems like with your man, like
if you're in a relationship and you have problems with
your man, I can assure you that that he's a
laying fool for making you feel that way, and that
(33:43):
you know that he doesn't deserve you like that, and
that he doesn't see you like I see you me huh,
because I'm junior Glavis. So don't use other right trafs
or nothing because they'll overcharge you. Just call me instead,
and that's the best thing. And you know what, you're
gonna trip on this bed. It's free, yeah, because sometimes
(34:03):
I just you know, I get lonely or whatever, but
that's you know, I'm just more want you to be happy.
So yeah. Also, this service is not for for vatos
or guys or whatever, so sorry food, but you can
probably get when your homies to give you a ride. Okay,
so he just give me a call whenever a junior
levies ready to give you a ride, whenever beyond it?
(34:24):
All right, Why welcome back, folks to BMPx ninety point seven.
This is your host or Love and we're going to
kick off the Freestyle Hour with a classic don't take
by the one that oldly Mikey coo Red. You know
what I'm saying. I'm looking for that girl, that right one,
(34:45):
one that knows what sucks? Are you out there? Girl?
See the thing is, i ain't trying to waste no time.
I'm looking for that real one. Come on, girl, um
do you feel it? I know you feel it. So
let's rocket some special. Let's make it last. Tired of
(35:05):
the livest girl, I'm done with you now that it's over.
What can I do? Maybe you were just in my
dreams and when I wake up, I don't know what
it means. Don't take don't take me home tonight unless
(35:29):
you want this follow baby. Don't take don't take me
home tonight unless you want my Webble's baby out of
the cold. Damn Polly Range that is in your eyes,
dry me insane. But if you you how to read
(35:52):
my mind. We wouldn't have to waste all this time.
I know you love it, don't fla. I know you
want it. Webbel's web the Webbels, I know you love it.
Follow bah blah blah. I know you want it webbels
(36:15):
a Webblsbels. Don't say don't unless you are less follow baby.
Don't don't be home to night. You want a baby.
That's right, girl, don't waste my time. If we're gonna
(36:38):
get it in, let's get it in. Good evening, folks.
This is Rosa is what Kuelo News. We have breaking
emergency news. Now there's been an explosion in Santa Paula, California.
We have our own Max Peterson on the scene in
the chopper. Matt, this is Max Brierson here, reported from
(37:02):
the Gayello News shopper. At about eleven thirty pm, an
explosion was heard at the Holy Angel Cemetery in Santa Paula, California. Now,
fire crews are on the scene immediately, but dan he
evacuated shortly thereafter after some firemen allegedly witnessed to ever
seen corpses crawling out of their graves. Yes, you heard
(37:24):
me correctly, I said corpses. It's a goddamn horror movie.
Out of here. Excuse my languish. Now, authorities RIV has
seen to possibly roll out unruly high schoolers playing a
practical joke, but the mayor has spoken and confirmed that
high schoolers are too dumb and too lazy to come
up with a break of this magnitude. We ever owned.
(37:46):
Arnie Arga well on the scene. Arnie, thanks Mac. We're
here with one of the firemen and recatch of ollnth
and Riquet. Can you tell us about what you thought? Ye,
it was boody water on the fire like that, and
then come said he said, uh, fucking fucking cool. QUI
come out man? And he was like, ah, you know,
(38:07):
and he came out of the grave and he was
jase meis And I said, no way, you know, I
don't want to deal with this right now. So I
said I'm going home. That is devastating the entire key.
Will our youth team sympathizes with you, Enrique? And then
I had shipped my pions and it was embarrassing hat sitting.
(38:31):
I hate sitting. I was doing the shitting there and
the pons and no one wanted to drive me by
so I had to walk back with shitty Pie. We've
all been there, buddy, We've all been there. Max. Are
you seeing anything from the chopper? Jesus effing crash, it's
a warshong from my beard. There are skelets everywhere, I
(38:52):
mean everywhere, aren't. He reminded me of being back in war.
But we were only following order and got damn it.
I don't know if I'm seeing things or not, but
it appears at a group of these skeletons have spotted
us and they're all mime in the universal tcherk Off
motion in our direction. This is horrible. I mean, we
(39:15):
can't tell these skeletons are male or female or any developments. Now, yes,
actually we do math. We have been informed that the
Merit issued the state of emergency, and that's called in
the big Guns an other than our ladium in Lot
Growth ten am Youth Choir. They are set up and
ready to go playing live at the cemetery. Now here
you go and looks like he's doing the trick. Oh wow,
(39:56):
this is something else. Share All the ghostien, demons and
what have you are returning to their graves, some of
them even mounting the universal shot to the head before
they crawl back in their caskets. This would be suggestion
that even though they're already dead, they'd rather die in
instead of hearing these kids singing. This is incredible. Oh wow,
(40:22):
what'd you look at that? And there you have it, folks.
Our lady a milgros ten Am Youth Choir saves today
once again with They're horrid horrid singing. Wow, that is amazing.
All is well now in Santa Poula, California. This is
Max Peterson, reported from the kuel Old News shopper. Back
(40:44):
to you in the studio, Rosalinda. Thank you Max, what
a crazy scene out there in Santa Paula. Well glad,
all is well, and thanks once again to our lady
a melogros ten Am Youth Choir for They're terrible singing. Okay, folks,
thanks for tuning in to our breaking news coverage. I'm
(41:04):
Rosselina good terrorist reporting for KULO News. We'll see you
tomorrow morning at six am with Jan Gibson and Tom Poutnaggin.
Good night, Oh love beneas you know the time, Yeah
(41:25):
you do. Wow, You'll get over, you get over. So Bonita.
The wish looks the wish moves while representing for the people.
The way you dance around the plains makes me say,
oh wow, I like this. I like this. So I
say hello, how are you doing? And you say, oh,
(41:48):
I know you. I said, oh really, she said yeah.
Then I said, oh, oh oh, it's the life of Soloman.
No compo. Get over, get over the wishy lookes, the
(42:21):
wishing moves will represent me for the people. Solomon will
come m m mmmmm mmm mmm mm. We got that
laughter for your soul and now tuned into the breaking
(42:44):
on this show. Lowing away from ball four, that's another
walk for Castro. Looks like McGillis has seen enough here.
He's making his way out to the mound signaling for
the bullpen. That'll be the big lefty Chavez coming out
to hopefully stop some of the bleeding here. As we
make our way to another pitching change, is a perfect
time to introduce our special guests from the Little Homie
(43:06):
Awareness Foundation, Junior Glavies, Dang Food. It's a trip to
be here. I'm all excited. A lot of people don't
know that we were in the middle of Little Homie
Awareness Month. Can you tell us a little about that?
Junior little homies or adult males who between the heights
of five three and five seven. And I go to
that foundation, the one off Figure Off, and I've been
(43:28):
going there for about three years now. Food and they've
got computers and camping and special outings like like this one.
Right now, it looks like you've all taken over the bleachers. Eah, yeah,
that's where they put us in the bleachery section because
you know, you could fit more of us like per
capitas or how do you say? Food, But we come
out and support, like, you know, the homie shinnasting food.
(43:49):
He was you know, he's the lord of the rings
on me. He throught the first pitch and so yeah,
he made it all the way to the catcher's mail
without bouncing it or nothing. So yeah, he didn't even
have to like throw it from the front of the
mound or you know how sometimes you fools put like
old people or people with um like physical disabilities up
into the front. So he didn't have to do none
(44:11):
of that food. So you know that says something right there.
Johnson took the first pitch for a cauld strike. What
is it that you'd like people to know about your organization?
That some might not know, well the maintenance foods that
you know, we're people too, homie and despite like how
we might look to others, we actually can do everything
(44:31):
that like normal size men can do. Johnson swings and
finds the Yeah, he's got some speed on him. There
he's rounding first, rounding second. Okay, the third base coach
Mariota is telling them to hold on third. There, that's
a triple for Johnson. It's fifth of the season. That'll
bring a little life in the stems. Dang third base
(44:51):
food he made it. Hey, mister annuncer, maybe you can
help me at this. So I was hooking up at
this Heina, and we were acting food for like ten
minutes in her car because my car's in the shop
right now. But anyways, fool, we were in her driveway
and I started to fill her up, you know, like
contentually because she was letting me in everything. Um. And
(45:11):
then she had hum button the top of her pants
food and I was like, okay, the food it's on,
you know. Oh yeah, she grabbed my bottle food like yeah,
but from the outside of my pantsol. But she grabbed
it nonetheless, and you know, and I started to move
my hand like across her stomach food and then down
she was the top of her panties food, and I
(45:33):
put my finger under the elastic, you know, just like
just when I was gonna go and like go a
little lower, she had moaned food. She goes, oh like that,
you know, dang on me, Like it's really on. You know.
I kept moving my hand down food, and then you know,
I think I touched the top of her hair down
their food or a little patch right there. Oh yeah, yeah, nice.
(45:54):
Right when I touched it, she moaned again, like oh
you know. And then but right before I was gonna
go down and touch your food, got a full out
your future, you know what I mean. Her brother came
out food and scared us, and I was like, oh, dang,
she got a bed at him. You know, She's like, hey,
like you know, you're always ruining things. And then you
know he did though, fool like ruined the moment or
(46:17):
the mood or whatever. Because so my question to you is,
mister announcer, is like, is that making it to second
base or third base food? Well, that's a tough call
because you were in the area past the elastic, so
you're definitely in the zone as they say, oh yeah, who,
I was in the zone because I had touched her
(46:38):
hair and anything food. It was all soft and curly,
wild pitching of the dirt her nandas does a great
job to recover and hold Johnson that third. So, Junior,
was it thick the hair? Huh yeah, definitely was thicker food,
but it was like soft or food like she had
to put condition on it. In fact, I know she
(46:58):
did because it had smiled like salon selectives like apples, right, feullball,
that's a souvenir for a lucky fan. Oh true? Who
you know about the apple smell? Well, Junior? In order
to get to third base, I think the listeners would agree.
They said, you have to actually not only touch it,
(47:19):
but you know you have to insert a finger, at
least the tip of a finger. Oh Dan, but that's
still good, right food? Like what I did? I think
the important thing is that you know you're out there
playing the game. If you were just about stats, then
you'd be missing out on what's really important. Oh yeah,
like if you know she let me go that far?
Who then who knows what my hack? They? Next time
(47:39):
we get game, we might actually like like doo it
or maybe she'll even chop me up. You gotta expect
Whether to take a swing on this next pitch, and
he does. Oh, and it's going back back and it's
gone out of here. That is the sixteenth home run
this year for whether. Oh Dan as an out. My
(48:00):
homies are texting me foo. I gotta go back down
there in my seats. I guess when the homiest. Hey,
but thank you for your wisdom and everything. All right, later, food,
and you're welcome, Junior. Hopefully we'll be celebrating a home
run of your soon, if you know what I mean.
All right, folks, we'll be back after these messages from
our sponsors. I know we had our problems in the past,
(48:24):
but I'm glad we squashed all that. Yes, I'm happy
to call you my friend. I just had to let
you know because you were talking pop pause. Thank you
for that, and thank you for taking me to calls.
It's everything I dreamed it would be. We haven't even
been to the electronic side. It's right over here. Oh no,
it's not Buster Johnny. Oh hey, Ruben, I see your
(48:48):
taking advantage of the weekend sales. Yeah, whatever, man, And
this must be Carlos. You haven't met my robot, Christopher,
have you? I have not? Oh Christopher, Yes, John, Christopher.
Meet Carlos. Hello Carlos. You must see one of the
older RAM text models. I can tell because your outer
(49:09):
casing isn't streamlined like mine. I'm not sure. It's unfortunate
because you're operating system won't handle and then you love grades. Hey, Carlos,
I think Christopher's talking pop bots. You need to go
handle that. Are you talking to me? Oh? Whoa? How
cute you taught him slang? I might do. You don't
(49:32):
want to challenge me. I am program to be a
black belt and several martial arts je jitsu, kembo and karate.
Oh yeah, while I'm from that hid you know Carlos.
Oh no, oh no, Christopher, er tell him to stop, Rubin,
tell him to start. Carlos is damaging the motherboard. Now
(49:55):
let him handle this robot. Robot, Come on, Carlo, the
school be desased, be desass. Here you go, you disass
bite that pool. Oh you're gonna pay for these replacement parts.
Check your warrant. Deep and neck hole. That's what you
get from programming your robot to be a buster. Let's
(50:18):
call Carlos, take me to by now. I want to
hollerate some of those you're washing machines. Okay, I'll be
your wing man. Hey, so scared, Johnny, you're all but
ain't share. That's your roll about sounds like a buster,
just like you webs. But you know, I like to
get down the mountain. M Maybe you could do a
little do something to this, you know, like, let's try it.
(50:41):
Maybe you could get a little evol to a little
hip hop be over you. Okay, pretty, let's try let's
try hold up mmmmmmmmm. I never want to be alive.
Sometimes you have to wake up any I never want
to be alive. Sometimes he has to wake up anyway
(51:07):
and play around with the lame assols. I never wanna
be alive. I never want to wake up. Every world turn,
this world's whipping me apart. I just wanna go away,
so far away. So many layfuls fucking around like they
(51:28):
know everything, they don't know anything. I never wanna be alive.
I never want to wake up. I never wanna be alive.
I never wanna wake up, wake up. They're just not
enough time to teach all these lanfuls all in our world.
(51:50):
How not to be lad. We're just stuck with them forever,
and it makes the wolf so late. That's how I
choose to live in the darkness rather than living a life.
So just suit the bullsuit, you know, just secure yourself
because everybody else's soul you will be more larder you.
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wal More, Let's do walmore, Trollo squad, Let me too
finish right all right, back straight, chin up, feel hard
down you are for your homies, eh, Oh damn, there
you go, Bucky met I love. Oh man, Hey did
the trollo squad? Eh? Oh god thinks man. This is
a hard work out. Yeah, but you did it. Hold
(53:19):
me and that's a good starting. It's a start. And
I gotta lose weight for this tour. Oh yeah, yeah, touring. Ay,
that could be hard on me because you're just like, hey,
here and there and all that traveling and drinky pistole
and you know all that. Yeah, just a lot of sitting, drinking, eating.
I just need to see my damn pecker again. It's
been a spell. Oh damn, wait, you mean not. You
(53:43):
haven't seen your follo homie. Hey, what's I was? Kid? Hey? Technical?
I don't want y'all technicals. Ey, But at least the
statistics say that nineties seven percent HOLDI people that can
do a trollo squat can see their polom. So you
know you're down there already, holmies, So you're head in
the right direction. Oh that's good. It's been too creeper.
I don't remember the last time I've seen it. Hurt. Oh,
(54:06):
ain't trip out. Your followers are hurt. Yeah, it's like
them big ass boats hell. They're all named after women. Oh,
ain't trip out, don't me? Yeah, I get it all
over their conkery lands, he kept. That's what's up? Yeah,
and uh, you know it's extra hard to lose weight
though over the holidays, holmi, because right in the midst
(54:26):
of the holidays, and you know, there's just a lot
of comida like for me. You know, it's a lot
of times pretty holds a ross, you know, and a
lot of sweets, ay and loose yes, their cookies, they
eat brownies. You know, a lot of people just bring
that around during the holidays, and you know you should
be able to enjoy that. So you gotta make sure
to just get your exercise in on me, yeah, man,
and the holidays, you know, I do a lot of
(54:48):
I just heard what they called emotionally eating. I've been
doing a lot of emotional eating, like when oh dang,
I've been there on me. Like you, you eat because
you're sad, but then you eat until you can't fit
no more, and it makes you more shaddy. Yeah exactly.
You just hey, you gotta write this wave because I'm
a sad right now. All right, Hey, but why are
you going through that? Hot? Mean? What's up? You can
(55:08):
talk to me. Eh, well, all right, creeper, I'm kind
of ashamed, but my old lady, she's been stepping out
on me. Wait step oh, you mean like she's been
rabbing other vat ball yea if ramming other votos means
fucking other fellas. Yeah, she's been ramming other votos. Damn.
(55:29):
Well mean I'm sorry going through that. He dangn around
the holidays too, Wall, Damn, she better not expect a
present and tell you that. Well, I mean, wait, what
do you mean a come on? You can't be getting
her a gift on me when she's out there ramming
other vatos on me. I know That's what I'm trying
to work through, you know, And like everything life throws
(55:52):
at me, I try to. I try to work through
it with my music. All right, Wall, let's close it
out like this. I mean, let's do a little one
on one meditation right now, right might help you through
this on me. All right, close your eyes and everything
we're closed, all right. Breathe in positivity, exal negativity, all right,
(56:15):
the universe and everything. But that says for you know,
Bucky Johnson, homie, that he came to my class um,
that he's spending his fatty out here with me, and
that he's you know, trying to do the right thing, homie,
which right now is for him is like he wants
to lose weight so he could see his follow um.
And you know, I feel for you, homie, because it's like, damn,
(56:37):
that's a tripe. Uh. Sometimes at certain angles, UM, I
can't see mine. But I'm a grower, homie, so I
just need to like move my head a little forward
and then all the peaky boo, there you are. Um.
So with that being said on me, like you're on
your way, homie, because I know you're making moves to
do that and at least you can still touch it.
And some fools get so big on me that they
can't even they can't even give their follow high five nothing, homie,
(57:01):
you know what I mean. That's crazy. They just got
a rubb it on like a pillow or a corner
of the beds for they want to get excited or whatever,
you know, because they're probably not hooking up. But I'm
many ladies. But that's neither here nor there, homie. The
point is we're meditating on me, and I want you
to invasion, Homie, your Ponta going down and then boom,
you see the homie reveal himself and he's all strong
or her sorry, yeah, she's ready to conquer more lands
(57:23):
and to be that ship that you want to ride
through the through the vast seas. He kens, you know,
out of homie and then ay, you know, and then
your lady being like dang, why was I wrapping these
other votos when this vote was right here with this
big gass conquering that ship right between his legs, just like, yeah,
he's a grower and look at how much he grows
(57:44):
when he gets excited like that, and whatever was like thinking, yeah,
and you're the captain of that ship, and then you're
all strong like that, and then for the holidays you're
like ah, mehh whatever, you know, like I'm Bucky Johnson
and I'm thriving, I'm touring you know, many highness, I
got took up with it, but I choose you who
has my number one high All right, So hopefully that
she stops acting dumb and that your ship, um, you know,
(58:07):
how do you say depart departs from the dock for me,
and and let's loose into the season and you have
a whole you know, a whole like a whole crew, Homie.
An anchor, like when you want to keep yourself right
there for your lady because you have to, you have
to let aim. I gotta put the anchor down because
you know, my ship it wants to sail because to
all the other highnas. I want my energy right now. True,
(58:28):
So you're lucky I have this anchor for my ship.
And she's like, oh dang, too bad? Was the anchor exactly, Homie?
That's what you could tell her like that. I don't
want to say that because I don't know if you're
in love. But she's ramming another highness but or rabbing
another vats spens out, but I don't know it. You
know what, Yeah, probably, Homie. That's how it sounds like
she's willing to explore other things. But with that being said,
(58:48):
your ship probably wants to explore too, Homie. I'm not
saying go on ramming another highnas and all that, but
you're on the right path, and once you lose that
little bit of that panza, you're gonna find that. You know,
other islands are gonna be attractive. They're gonna want you
to dock right there, Homie, you know what I mean,
and spend a little time right there. Yeah, I might
have to crash my balls on the little rock. What
I'm saying is, if she's ring now bats on me,
(59:10):
you have a little bit of a pass to lose
some weight and go, you know, go set sail for
a little bit, you know. All right, But with that
being said, hopefully you don't get her a crazy gift.
Definitely don't get her a ring on me, you know
what I mean. Oh but okay, but right now, homie,
like I would say, look into the mirror every now
and then, so you look at your pollo and be like,
(59:31):
don't trip on me, like at full length like or whatever.
You know, if you got to stand up on the
counter in your bathroom, I don't know if you have
a full link beer, I don't know your life like that,
the counter's reinforced, okay, homie, Well you know what I'm saying.
Don't get all technical or whatever. Okay, And then you
could just be like, hey, homie, don't trip if I
see you, And then I'm gonna see you for reals,
like not having to use a reflection to see you,
(59:53):
and we're gonna kick it and we're gonna set sail
and explore lands, all right, homie, So congratulations on her success,
earthy name, and just continue to you know, fight to go,
fight on me and to represent. And yeah, your lady
might be running another though, like right now. But so
I was kid, you're at the gym, mane, so you're
doing better than her. All right, that's what's up. Thank you? Cool.
(01:00:17):
It's time of years. Hard on your old boy buck.
I'll tell you what. I don't blow shopping. I don't
love you. You went to costco picked me out of coffin.
(01:00:48):
I said, well, let's make it too. The only thing
you ever got me was a case of crabs and
this j loppy and itchy crock chan a car that
(01:01:09):
won't start. Now chomping around for a brand new Hart
this all day season, I'm I'm looking for one good
reason not to leave your ass under the Christmas tree
(01:01:40):
before you get me one mores t D. The only
thing you ever got me was a case of crabs
and this old julpe must get junk in a car
(01:02:01):
that don't start. Now, I'm shopping around for a brand
news all about saving up for a diamond ring. What
do you get the woman that fucks everything. A gift
card Oh Cheese must sent there for tuning into another
(01:02:22):
episode of The Frankie in your next show. For sending
by Will Ferrell's Big Funny Players Network. Shout out to
the homies Hans Olivia, Nick the Homie, Hearn Dog here
in the studio, James Fritz, Kevin Kambia, Bobby DJ Buzz,
the legendary soul assassins by me guy, you know how
we do, Homie. Thank you for giving it. I saw
an opportunity off the get down and if you get
(01:02:44):
a chance told me it's go ahead and rate and
review the podcast or continue living your life. We'll see
you on the next episode of The Frankie in your
next show. That's what's soft break there
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