March 22, 2023 • 48 mins
Here’s a mix of some of our favorite interview moments, featuring comedian Jesus Sepulveda, the homegirl Malice, Frankie’s Mom, comedian and sandwich enthusiast Rudy Ortiz, Frankie’s primo Ruben and JC’s man Peter.
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Speaker 1 (00:01):
We got that naughtor for your soul and now to
get into the freakyking you on this show. No, it happens, man.
I mean I've been in that position or just being
you know, too nice of a guy or whatever, and
then that fucking and then that I know what you want? Yeah, yeah,
Now I remember. The one that really hurt was this
(00:22):
girl that I was dating, and uh, she would have
I'm gonna go to girls' night. And I was very young,
and she was very old. She was older and I
was young. I was like twenty one maybe fo so
this is all new to me. She's like late twenties
or yeah, like twenty eight, had a kid. You know,
she's a grown up. You know what she's been through life,
you know what I mean. Yeah, so she was already
like she didn't really like the settling down either. So
(00:43):
I was just like and I was very like loyal
and like nah, you know to carr of you fucking.
She was the first one that we know we did
things like that. I was like, oh, ships like some
grown man shit, you know, like splaying the whole night together.
Like wait, I never did that. She had her a
little spot, So I was getting strong fool and like,
uh so the point is that she had a girl's
night out and I was just like, yeah, go to
(01:04):
your thing. I'm trying to be more confident because she
wants me to be more confident. That's her thing. You're
just like insecure, like be confident, Like I like a
confident already She's already sucking with my head, so I'm
like all right, cool. Yeah yeah. So she's like I'm
gonna go out with my friends that girls tell me
that me like like sit up straight, but your your
shoulders back, like I'm not. I'm not confident. I'm not compient.
(01:29):
Huh like that. They're like how like forget it, Like
girls teach you be how to sit Like come on,
she tried to teach you how to be a manager,
like like grab you're not or something like never mind,
forget it, yeah your chest out or something. Dude, I
(01:49):
had that. So this girl went out with her friends
and then I it was on Facebook. We don't it
was when Facebook started like showing you the pin points
of where you're at, you know, the location. Yeah, you're like, oh,
I'm right here at this club, I'm right here at
this So it just started doing that and she said
she was at the Saddle Ranch. So I'm like, oh word.
So I started getting secure because I started calling her
(02:10):
or texting her. She wouldn't reply. She wouldn't reply, and
I was like, yeah, it's just down the street, like all,
I gotta go to gold her I'm and I was like,
what if I just go just to see what she's
and then come back. There's a little glass She's okay,
I'm convincing my head phone like yeah, I'm gonna do
that dry. She's not riding the ball crazy, yeah, exactly
from Barton or no shirt and everybody got a shirt
(02:32):
him with the foot so yeah. So I'm like, um,
so I go to Saddle Ranchway and I'm like, first
of all, they wouldn't let me in because I have
the right shoes, Like oh yeah, Jorian pulled some bullshit.
Sometimes I'll be like, oh, your pants are too bagging,
My pants fit fine, it's like bro. And then it's
like it's a bar. Yeah guy, my guy, it's a
bar relaxed. But we're not even like sucking the skyscraper
(02:54):
in downtown fool chill out. Yeah. So they so I
had to go to fucking Ross Way they'll buy some
dress shoes. It's a little fun. So I went all
out food. I'm like, I'm telling you right now, I
was that guy foo. I was twenty one, insecure full.
I go to ross Way by those shoes. I come
back and I'm like and sucking the bar. Even the
bouncer's like, wow you again, all right, yeah cool, might
(03:15):
as well get in, And I'm like, all right, cool.
I go in there. Dude, I'm looking for her. I'm
looking for I can't see nothing. And then I see
her full. I see her over there at the VIP
section by the DJ shit, and she's just fucking and
I'm like, oh my heart, just fuck, that's her dog
like sweating, like getting it in. She's backs, its fucking
(03:38):
going in. She's fucking and I get that fucking yeah.
She's just like I'm gonna get this the fucker wreck ma.
And even this for the food, was just hanging out
the dear life, like I got a fucking wall one
cow boy in rodeo and her how to take it.
(04:00):
I'm like, it's always like, hey, for you good, I'm good,
I'm good. Sound good. They're checking out him and shy
Wold bit right, having left the house in wigs. Dude,
just backing it and I'm just my heart and I
don't get asked. I'm watching this and I'm trying to
(04:22):
walk through. Bro, I'm trying to walk through. And the
bouncer a little love. I was just like, hey, my man,
you gotta you can't come through, man, you know rodeo six.
So so they got the rope and the guy's like, man,
you got and I was like, dude, my voice is there. Bro.
I'm like, dude, I can't be My voice is already
(04:46):
fucking cracking. I'm not even tough doing my fucking girl. Dude,
I'm there, Dude, that's my girl. It's my fucking girlfriend.
It's my girlfriend. What oh shit? What she just? The
bouncer felt bad. He's just like, oh damn, homie, and
(05:08):
my man, ain't she busy right now? Man? Like you
know she ain't she busy right now? I don't think she.
I don't think she you know what I mean, she's busy, man.
He looked back, solids happening. He felt for you, like
he didn't want to tell me, just like, yo, she's busy, man.
She been brand new roses and yeah, brand new fucking
shiny shoes flues like I'm ignoring the fact that he
said that. I'm like, no, this is my fucking girlfriend.
(05:30):
And there's a lethal dude, you know, got no bitches,
but he's flying, good haircut, you know, and p section.
He's the only one, yeah, type faith flat dude, you know,
with a bottle the factors, always got the bottles. And
he's just like chilling watching the homies grind that's what's
so fucking grinding hard. He's just chilling. Yeah, And then
I called, I guess it's attention. I'm just like that,
and he looked at me, so it was so he
(05:51):
rolled up like you know what, I'm just leaning in like, hey,
that's my fucking girlfriend in his face. Was just like
what damn. So he walks over there and the dog
its so fun? What what? And he goes like his
girlfriends right there, his boyfriend right there. He looked so
what And then the girl, my girl just pops her
head out, sweating and she's like like what happened? What?
(06:13):
Oh my god? What the fuck? Like, and I'm like
she's not even she's not even worried that she's in trouble.
She's just like you're ruining. Let's send me, dude. And
I'm just like this the fuck, like, I'm just the
fuck and she just goes, oh my god, like colors
her face, what the fuck are you doing here? Like
what the fuck? What are you be getting weird? What
(06:33):
are you doing here? What the fuck is that like?
And she's like, oh my god. And then that was
just like damn, like I don't know what to do
type of sh So he just puts his hands in
the air. He's just like, hey man, he's cool, and
this shit right here. She's like your girl, you know,
airing himself out with this sir, Like, damn, she's a girl.
(06:56):
Are you sure? Because she said she was saying, home
bottle will give me a drinking dying you're doing. So
I just stood there for just gotta and I took
her outside. We're like arguing, doing that whole thing, like
what the fuck, I'm just dancing and oh yeah, she
is that excuse with the guy dude and back in
her the bottom all crazy like that. Yeah, and then
(07:18):
v broke top sections damn fool. So she just literally
like calmed me down. So, babe, I'm just gonna dance
with my friends. And I'll see you after, like all right,
it's just fuck you fucking give me, fucking get me
all scared, Relax, relax, Okay, I'm gonna see after we're
(07:40):
done and the fun and I was like all right,
and she gave me a kiss. He's I'm gonna stop buying.
It's all right. Cool. I'm at the parking lot, like fun,
why did that just happen? I'm waiting and then she
never hits me up. And it was one of those
like I stayed out till five in the morning, food,
calling her, calling her, calling her, calling it. I've been
there though, That's why I'm sympathizing with you. I'm at
(08:02):
my house and I'm just like, well, the clothes ended,
but you know, she's probably eating and ship, so it's
I'm gonna give her hungry. That's where probably where she's at. Yeah,
I'm giving her some time and dude, nothing calling her
vest friends woo and nothing, way, nothing. They're putting me
on like this number has been like you know, just
all that shit right, like going straight to voicemail. Bro,
It's like three in the morning, and I'm like I
(08:22):
haven't slapped. I'm like, fuck, i gotta go to work, fool,
And I'm still like, yeah, I need to figure this out.
Nothing way five in the morning, she answers, She's like hallo,
like like I'm a bother fool, Like I'm like I'm
bothering her now, you know. It's like helloon confused, like
why am I calling her at five minute? Like what
(08:43):
the fun And you know, I've called so many times
I expect the answer. So when I got the funnels,
like I couldn't see it. I was so I was
laid down and when I heard him, um, I'm here
you are, like, um, paper, are you like okay? Has
that been like calling you? And it's like, oh yeah,
(09:03):
I know, dude, what the fuck? Like it's five in
the morning, are you are you serious right now? And
I'm like, well, why didn't you answer? Oh my god,
are you fucking serious right now? Hearing something in the
back the fuck like they're talking like I gotta work
in a couple of hours, the baby who is there?
Like who's in the back. It's like, oh my, it's
my fucking friends. You're not even home. I'm gonna call
(09:25):
you back, dude, Like what the I don't like him
when you're insecure like I don't like this, Like this
is all my fault, right, it hangs up, and I'm
just like, did I fuck this up? And I felt
like I was, like I sucked it up. She had
just been cool. I should just let her do with
that guy, should be cool. So I was, I've been
(09:48):
through all that shit, dude, damn. That's why I trust
issues on me. I could relate though, So like I trusted,
I was all sprung on a girl. We were hooking up,
but like we were like together, but I was awe
sprung on her, yeah, and uh, you know, she was
sucking with this other four And then one time she
like invited me to go with her to this bar
and she was with her homegirl and then dude is
(10:09):
there and they're like kind of dancing and she but
that's you know, I was like doing that sh in denial,
you know. I'm like that that's nothing, that's nothing, you know,
And I'm being like a little cool homie. I'm like, oh, yeah,
it's a good yeah, might might be. And then I'm
sitting there and then her and her homegirl and she
straights up, looks at her homegrown, looks at me. She's like,
I feel bad, like says it out loud, so I
(10:31):
get hear, but I just acted like, oh no, she's
talking about something else, like we're like that. Like she
she was to the point where she felt so bad
she said it out loud, and I'm still there like, yeah,
that's all good. This is the worst. It's the worst feeling.
It's the worst. Yeah. I just like people that are real,
(10:53):
you know I'm saying. And that's why I hate it
when people are like, oh yeah, strippers like you said,
you're in a late like oh no, like politicians and
all that, they're like or the preachers of the churches.
They go, no, it's wrong, but they're the ones and
they hang out exactly girl, and they're right there all
cast your vote for me. But they're in the back
room at the strip club getting blue balls there kinser
and they're going to the to the Dirty or one
(11:15):
they're they're going. They're going hardcore too. So you witnessed this,
Oh I know it. Oh yes, I know. It's a
real thing. That's why when fools are out there like no,
you need to do the right thing. No, this is
wrong and being gazed wrong and strippers around like ok,
out on I got may on you because I know
you're right there probably with a ball gag in your mouth,
getting things put up your ass. Huh oh, sorry, don't.
(11:36):
The ones that screamed the loudest against it are always
the ones who are doing it in the side, exactly, Girl.
When people are speaking up about it that much, it's
like red flag, you know, red flag? What are you waiting?
He probably has a what do you call it? A
butt plug? Right, there's vibrating as he's saying it. Yeah,
just oh, you know this and that, and but you know,
(11:57):
to each us around, but don't try to tell me
how to live my exactly. So I just want to well,
first I want to give you props, girl, because I
know you're retired and all that. But we met when
you were still you know, getting after doing your thing,
and I would go in there too, like oh, and
I have to admit I went. When I started going,
I was going to support homegirls and this and that,
but I was like, oh, you know, maybe I could
(12:18):
give them notes and the rada, you know, like I
you know, because I like to be confident and do
my thing and obviously I look good, you know, I know. Yeah,
I don't want to state the obvious, but I shine daily.
And so I went into the club like, oh, let
me see these you know, they're cute little acts whatever.
But then I saw you take the stage and boom
you just like wow when you had that hair like that,
(12:40):
all crazy and you went to the top of the
bow and put your legs your have strong legs, and
I was like, I coronaira and I was looking up
like that, like I was surrendering to your power. In
that moment, I said, dang, now I'm the one taking
notes all of us sudden, so I had misjudge and
for that, you know, I'm I was stake and I
(13:00):
apologize because I saw that and I was like, wow,
you know, it gave me energy. I was inspired. I'm
sure you could still teach me a thing or two. Yeah,
well I know I can't, but I'm trying to be
humble right now for this moment um. But yeah, I
would just amazed, like the strength that you had and
how the room just came my life, you know, and
including myself. I thank you for your presence everything. And
(13:22):
you were strong, you know, and you weren't. You were
just so nice to everybody, a good energy and like,
you know, that's what's up. I always kind of viewed
myself as like a jester dancing for kings and queens.
You know. I just always want everyone to feel like entertained.
And I'm like or like, I'm like a dolphin at
SeaWorld or something. I yeah, yeah, well you're that top dolphin. Yeah,
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and like the dollars are like little fishes people are
throwing for me. Yeah, yeah, that's what's up. And you
were doing all the dolphin moves. Yeah like that, except
you had strong legs, you know, but they're they're like,
that's like, yeah, exactly, wow mmmmmmmmm. We got that latter
(14:11):
for your soul and now too the into the Franky
Giona show. Yeah. So from there we moved to eleven
hundred Colonial Road. Those were the newer projects, So we
moved over there and that was yeah, right there on
Colonial Road. So it was the three of us there.
And then after that, my mom came home one day
(14:35):
and it is telling Grandpa, you know, hey, they said
that for a dollar for a dollar down, because you're
a veteran, we could buy a nice house over there
on West Side, they're building these houses and it was
all fields over there on west side, you know, Strawberry Fields,
And well they did, they started building these new houses
(14:56):
over there. And you know, Grandpa, I'm no yeah, you know, uh,
never never optimistic about anything. You know, they're not going
to give you a house for a dollar down. She says, yeah, Michael,
mother win and they're getting a house for a dollar
down if you were if you're a yeah, yeah, because
he was a veteran, right right, So yeah, sure enough
(15:20):
they went over there and for a dollar down they
got a house on west side. So wet man, we
were moving on the west side, right right. Yeah, So
that okay, so that was house okay, but you moved out,
you moved out there, but you still were shirt in
one room. But I had a one small bedroom with
two sisters. Yes, yes, okay. And then so every now
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and then, you guys would get a special tree and
get to go to the liquor store and get a
candy yes, and everybody's like, okay, one one. Everybody's like
one one candy bar. One candy bar. Because the mortgage
payment was one hundred and eighteen dollars back in that day,
one hundred and eighteen dollars was a lot of money.
(16:03):
And they my mom and dad were scraping to make
one hundred and eighteen dollars a month. Okay, and to
this day I still remember one hundred and eighteen dollars.
So yeah, it was scraping, you know. And my dad
got paid every two weeks. So every two weeks when
he got paid, we did get a candy bar and
(16:25):
Anti Linda, oh bike antis for later. We were like savages,
middle savages when those when we got those candy bars. Okay,
we went grocery shopping every two weeks to La Perla.
There was a store called the Perla, and then we
(16:45):
used to go buy the meats at Santa Cruz Market.
So we would get home with the candy bar. There
was chocolate and peanuts flying everywhere. We were like savages
really really, you know, once every two weeks to the
candy bars. Okay, what was okay? So did you always
get the same candy bar? What candy bar you get?
(17:06):
I would get a Snickers or a page that's a
good one, or a pay day, so Antie Linda would
get an almond joy and she would do this shit
every week. She would do this all of that. Yeah,
or whenever we would get a candy bar. She would
do this shit. We would all devour it and she
would say, I'm gonna safe mind for later. Okay, I'm
(17:30):
gonna safe just like front of you, but announce I
have money matter. And then she would announce it and
then she would go shoot it out. Yeah I'm gonna yeah, yeah.
And then we had the bed and it had a
headboard and she would go display it on top of
the headboard. Oh. So there was this almond Joy and
(17:53):
it was like light was coming out of the almond Joy,
like rays of light. We're coming out of being down
off that head And I would be looking at that
damn moment Joy because mine was already digested, right, So
it was like and I thought, one day I'm gonna
get her. So also, this is premeditated. You're already thinking
(18:15):
about this ship. Yeah, guilty has charged premeditated. So she
was also where she righted her bike or some shit.
Oh my god. And I I got a piece of
webber bread. I got the into the webber bread, and
(18:35):
I took out the almond Joy and then I crunched
up the into the bread and I stucked it in
there and then I glued it back. You glut. Oh sho.
It looked like you know who still up bread? Yeah,
it still looked like domond joy and I down that
on my joy. So she comes back from riding her
(19:01):
bike and she announces it, I think I'm gonna have
my arm enjoying now. Yeah, you know, and like fatigue
from this bike, right, I'm gonna have my arm enjoy
to perk me up now. And like you go for
a girl, So she say she opens it up, but
she's yelling and she goes dar and I, oh shit,
(19:25):
they ripped you off at the store. Well probably that
as you as I know you did it. I know
you did it. She knew right away I did it.
She wasn't bided at all off. She didn't buy it
(19:46):
at all. I tore they ripped her off at the store. No,
didn't buy it. Didn't buy it, but not But yeah,
no traveling, you know, a sandwich so homey comes cut
all the time. You could eat half of it. You
could put it in your backpack, boom you move. And
but what we one thing we were talking about was,
you know, because people would be like, well, you know,
a Mexican love sandwiches. You know, yeah, are good, but
(20:10):
to me and I think it's something that we agree
on is you know, people say, oh, it's a Mexican sandwich.
That's a that's a way to describe to a person
doesn't know, right. I also thought that was used for
for another reference, another reference. Yeah, the different type of
a different type of And there's a difference too between
that between God and really that's exactly yeah, and all
(20:31):
the ways. But and then but then there's a difference
between and a sandwich, right, right, And it's important to
point these things out. You know, people need to understand this.
It's about See here's the thing, bro, Like the reason
I'm so adamant about this idea that a thort is
different than the sandwich. First of all, shout out to
all sandwiches. I love sandwiches. Yeah, I was raised on sandwiches. Yeah,
still make sandwiches to this day. Some of my best
(20:52):
friends are sandwiches. You know what I'm saying. But what
I'm trying, what I try to tell people is that
what I try to tell people though, is that you
have to consider what a sandwich is, Okay, And I
always bring this back to the age old debate about
whether a hot dog is a sandwich or not. Okay,
let's start there. Yeah, this this has been a debate,
that's it's come up a lot. Actually, to this day,
(21:15):
fifty six percent of Americans believe that a hot dog
is a sandwich. Wall Wait, can we google a fact
chicken don't work? Fifty six percent of American Yes, that's
more than half. Now, now here's the thing. You feel
that way, I feel that way. We both you know,
reasonable men, you know, like we know what we're what
(21:37):
we mean when we say that a hot dog is
not a sandwich. And I agree with you. But here's
the thing, though, if you don't create that parameter that
a hot dog is not a sandwich, then you start
going into the world of oh, well, is a thwarth
a sandwich? And the reason it's not a sandwich is
just it's simple. Number one. It's more fulfilling than a sandwich.
A sandwich is a snack food. A sandwich is Nobody
(21:58):
eats a thwarth after having sex, and then go back
to half sex. That's a meal. You just had a
whole meal. You had gardness, saw that you had pastoria,
had a bunch of food in there. That's a whole
meal inside a sandwich. You can knock out ham chin,
half a peanut, butter and jelly, go back to jam exactly, exactly,
bro So it's a snack more than it is a meal.
Athorthi is not a snack. Athorthi is a whole meal.
(22:18):
Second of all, you gotta look at facts, Okay. The
USDA has described a sandwich as two slices of bread,
one on top, one on the bottom, with either fish,
beef or poultry in the middle of the two pieces,
the keyword being two. Okay. Athorth in many occasions is
a piece of bread that slice down the middle, connected
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at the bottom, with all the feelings on the inside.
Now why is this important to note? Because we have
we have to we have to create these parameters and
understand them. Because although you may be thinking yourself already
that's ridiculous. Come on, that's a sandwich. If you slice
it down the middle and you just you know, have
the bottom connected, that's crazy. I can but let me
(23:03):
ask you this, though, I dare you. I dare you
to go to Philly and tell people that a cheese
steak is a sandwich. You're in the world of trouble.
You're in the world of trouble because with exactly with
the whiz all that, and and they will never they
will never bow down to that idea because it's not
And the thorth and a cheese steak have a lot
(23:23):
of common they are because cheesteak is not a sandwich.
And I dare you to say that to somebody from Philadelphia.
There's there's the thirth time the cheesesteak community. Really they
have a lot more in common than than we like
to admit. You know what I'm saying. But we're basically cousins,
are separated by a border, you know what I'm saying,
Like Philippa, Philadelphia is not that far from Mexico in spirit,
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and and and and the the the cheese steak is
where we where we find our common ground. So I
think we need to note these things. We need to
point these things out because the thorth that is clearly
not a sandwich for these reasons that are just laid
out for you. And if you don't believe me, look,
if you don't believe me, if it's too convoluted everything
I just said, just go to Philadelphia and tell somebody
(24:09):
to give you a Philly cheese steak sandwich and you'll
get smacked because because they don't play, they don't play
that they're not gonna allow you to to bring down
devalue their their their culinary, their foods. Well. And that's
a great point because there are some takas or restaurants, okay,
I said, um um. And then they have sandwiches too, exactly, bro,
(24:29):
you know what I mean, like Ole American menu, like
will make you a cheeseburger, make you a sandwich. But
we also have right, you know, we have those restaurants
here in Lass. And you know what, dog, I'm glad
that we're in LA and we're talking about this, and
I'm glad that you just mentioned tackles because there's another
point to be made here, you know what I'm saying, Like,
we have another reason why these parameters are important is
because if we allow people to call it thorta or
(24:52):
a cheese steak a sandwich when it's clearly a sliced
piece of bread where it's connected at the bottom and
folded up at the top. If we allow people to
call that a sandwich, how long, Frankie, before people know?
How how long before people call a taco a sandwich?
And let me tell you something. As long as I'm breathing,
(25:13):
I will never allow that. No, I will never allow that.
But that's crazy. It'll be a cold day in hell
before I let somebody even play with the idea that
a taco is a sandwich. You know. But I know
right now you're saying there's something like, oh, that's crazy,
fool like, nobody would ever say that. Give it time.
It's time. It's like when people like when as soon
as lettuce goes into a breedle, that's that's a wrap, right,
(25:33):
It's a rap, literally a figurative. Yeah, exactly, I'm not
eating that shit. I'm not. I don't soggy lettuce right
right right. I mean, if I'm hungry, and that's how
you do, you're super real, okay whatever. But but and
I've had had some reals that do a good job
of someonow separating the letter. But it's like, to me,
that's just as that's a lot of that's a lot
of work, you know, It's it's like, what are you doing?
(25:54):
And so so look at the end of the day,
we're like, I love sandwiches, you know what I'm saying,
But I love thworth thousand. I think they're two different things,
and we should respect that because look, we don't have
to we don't have to combine. Not everything has to
be like this hodgepodge. If everything is the same, oh
it's the same. No, just give each one of those
two items. It's respect. A sandwich is one thing. A
thort that's another thing. Steakieak is filichi steak with exactly
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sandwich is man I have one and and and and
they you know, they usually put the reefright beans they
you know, paste that one and it's constructed different than
a sandwich. Yeah, yeah, totally different. Sandwich is just made
the slapping on blah blah blah. You're slaping on, you're
making nice and tall or sometimes you even put a
(26:39):
third piece of bread in the sandwich. You would never
do that. That's not that's not even that's not an
option really because you're doing that. It's a role because
exactly exactly, so we gotta, you know, we gotta point
these things out. And you know, I'm just glad that
you gave me an opportunity to point these things out
because I worry about the future sometimes and I don't
want the kids to become that's scary. You mentioning somebody
calling a tackle a sand could you imagine that fall?
(27:02):
He's still all the California would would burn down if
they if they just insisted on calling a taco a sandwich.
And I'm just I'm just saying, yeah, I felt it
looked like a little sickness in my stomach, thinking right right,
that's probably from the from that sandwich that we have
this morning left over that I'm saying, the sandwich is
coming close. He so, no, I know, like, you know,
obviously we're both into low riders and stuff like that,
(27:25):
and um, you know, you know we've always that's always
been around us or whatever. But you you're into buying
low riders, Homie, you ain't and meho and your son man,
which is you know, that's pretty freedom and because he
could be into a lot of other things, you know
what I'm saying, But he's into two low lows and
I appreciate that. Home. What's the last low rider that
you purchased? Um, right now, we purchased uh sixty fourth
(27:48):
Supersport and then paula ump that's in the process right
now of of getting painted. And uh, my son, uh,
he's got a fifty nine out cominos of of getting
restored to Uh, he's doing a whole complete frame off.
But like you said, I'm I'm proud that that that
uh he's involved and the hobby he chose is uh
(28:13):
restoring classic cars and being into cars because like we
all know, at that age, you know, twenty two, twenty
three years old, you know that they can be doing
so many other negative things and and and I'll help them,
you know, to the fullest, you know whatever, I'll do
whatever it takes to to to make sure that he
reaches that goal of competing you know what he wants
(28:33):
to you know, and he's strong minded that he wants
to do what he wants to do and finish that car.
And he's going to man, he's going to it, and
I'll be there, you know, I mean you know the
whole road. Yeah, that's what saw on me, keeping him
on that that positive path. You know, that's a yeah,
it's a trip like all, he's all into it like
that or you guys, you guys are going ching in
the middle of the night to go take the trailer
(28:53):
to go pick up a ride. That's the way it is.
Many Homi. What was it? It was like a Tuesday night,
Monday night, or you drove out there. I was, and
we went all the way to Fontana to go pick
up a round flood that we buy that can in
the late in the night. That's the way it is,
because you don't heybody also get it. That's saying, you know,
you snooze, you lose. You know. Also, yeah, I've heard
that before. It you snooze, you lose, and you don't
(29:14):
go over there when it's happening. Man, in the morning,
it might not be there. Nah nah, because you're lad
you snooze, you lose with means like if you take
a little nap, you might miss out on. Now what
you're trying to get out. I don't know about taking
a nap on you know what I'm talking about. Man,
Could you don't praise an issue like that. I'm saying,
just you don't want you gotta go and do it
that Okay, I don't mean, but that's what it means.
Because there's there's a snooze button on the alarm clock.
(29:35):
But still like just you don't need this goal when
you do it, that's it. No, But hey, when you
push that snooze but you don't technical like that you
people understand me bo that Saint's been around for a
long time. But I'm just clarifying it. Okay, can we
just say, because I'm thinking the snooze button on the alarm,
that means okay, maybe it's not a nap, it's extending
your your sleep a little bit more. Eight the snooze
(29:57):
So they're saying, if you push that that button and
you snooze, then you might lose whatever like you have
planned in that morning, right there, Spencer, Spencer my inte it.
But you know, so you're getting a little scratching the
surface of what me and my Prettima go through. I mean,
you know it's this everyday stuff. Rre Yeah. So bottom
(30:17):
line eight, if you snooze, you lose. If you snooze,
you lose. So that's what's up. So hey, some other
sayings they are like like uh uh, like rid on
me this, say, you know you know that one on me?
Ridd on me this, Yeah, but what do you mean
riddle me this? It's first for what you know, like
(30:39):
like hey, like remember that I not the Santa fe
spring swap me. And then you're like you're telling me that,
and then you're like, hey, do you get a number
and I'll be like, what, riddle me this? It's only
you know, it's crazy. It's a trip on Yeah, it's
a trip. I'm like, hey, why don't you like onions
on me? I don't know, I just never. I've never
(31:01):
liked them ever since youngster, never liked them. I don't know.
Maybe it's just stuck, the taste, the crunchiness in them.
I don't know if from they don't always have to
be crunch you know. Ask me, and I'm telling you,
can I finish my story there? Or do you want
to just go out and keep talking on top of meal? Yeah?
I mean go ahead. So I mean that's the reason
(31:23):
why ever since I was a kid, and it just stuck.
It stuck, and I don't like some boy house. I
don't like onions, okay, homie, all right, um it was
your favorite kind of comedia. Okay, Like if we were like, hey,
you can have one meal for today, like what would
it be a party something? Some chicken and okay, have
(31:47):
too much because it starts sucking with my stomach own okay, yeah,
and I have too much cheese too much? Yeah, because
you know, you get all dramatic only when you have
your stomach issues? How you do? That's why I tell
you not too much, guestle, because I know sometimes at
the airport or U or riddle me there, say on
the on the aircraft and when you had to remember
that timing and you blew it up on me and
(32:08):
back of the plane, and I was all embarrassing everybody,
like Dan Creeper's cousin, and he had made a little
situation in the plane and we started like we started
like an hour or forty five minutes left on me.
I think we're going to Denver or something. But nobody
want to tell you nothing because they're like who did it?
And they see you big, big old walk oric they
they're like, oh, don't see nothing. The wife is telling
the husband, hey, telling him like how did why you
(32:28):
disrespect our airspace like that? And then about those like
I'm gonna say something to turn around and saw you
the on He's like, oh, hey, no, baby, I think
because he ate too much castle and you know, and
he doesn't like onions like that, and so she goes, hey,
you never stand up for me and this and that.
But then you're just standing there looking at him like that,
like waiting for him to trip, but you weren't even
(32:48):
tripping home because you foul relaxed because you had released
all that tension. So you're just like this was ain't
gonna trip on me. And I feel good right now
and I don't care about this hint that has no
matter where you're at. I mean, what you're gonna do?
What are you gonna do? Pretty more? Yeah, you're right,
I was riding with you. I say it smelled right now,
but yeah, I mean it's gonna go away. Mad, rather
do that then, you know, say say it? What was you?
(33:10):
For example, and you shit in your pants right then
the plane and now if you're on the rest of
the flight, we're gonna have to smell them the whole way. Yeah,
I mean, you know, at least the other way. It's
just for a little bit, you know. Yeah, yeah, I
mean it eventually like dissipators or whatever they say. But
if you're sipators, if you're all, that's not gonna go
away now. I mean it stays right there. I'm gonna
(33:31):
go away, but there's no showers right there or nothing. Yeah,
and all the ant they're gonna straight on move away
from you. Yeah, because you're all yeah, at least it
was there. It made sense that you did it there
because like all the bathroom and then they're like it
made sense too, like why is this so strong? But
look at this battol right here, that's what That's what
that fucking Toledo's for. Right to use it, right, yeah, homie,
(33:52):
But I'm just saying it wasn't an event. He like
it has smelled, but good thing that had. People at
mascot are still they're like, oh, they're like and then
you know, or even the wife. I thought you didn't
care about COVID. It's not the COVID, it's this, you know,
the fumes right now. I thought we were going to
keep that, you know, under the rug. But you know
what I mean, you bring it up in an interview
like I mean, is that is that the way it's
gonna be or what I'm gonna because we got into
(34:14):
the discussion, you would put it out there like, hey,
myself on my stomach too, you know you know what
I got. You know, I didn't egg spends out on me.
I didn't pretty much come on, I didn't mean to.
I don't mind it because like I said, it's just
a people do it all the time, every day. Yeah,
that's what I'm saying. But that was a that one't
(34:35):
had a lot of it had a lot of issues
or just it had a lot going on there. I
was personally happy that you got that out of you
on me because it was like, dang that it's a
trip that that was inside of a human fucking prolonging
this ship too long on me, fucking up creeper. We
(34:56):
got that laughter for your soul and now too then
the breaking on this show. We need a vacation or something. Yeah,
and which what's the country club that you've been going to?
Because I think we need to switch the public tennis courts. Yeah,
but they are like they're at a country club. I
(35:17):
could see how you think they had that, pope. Hm.
So when we went to dinner, remember we went to
dinner the other night. Of course it's delicious. We remember
you were like, oh, because I was still working, and
you were like, oh, I need to stop at home
to get ready. And what did you do? I just
(35:37):
want to stop at home, take a shower and get dressed,
get some nice clothes on, get a nice shower, in
a nice shower. Even did a quick stretch watch YouTube.
Video and stretched out a little bitter than I took
a shot out? What that kettle bolt out on? It
was a different girl? Well, I guess she was a
yeah holding on. Wow, you're being real, Lucy Gusy with
(36:03):
your behavior. Real Lucy Gucy just all let me watch, Like,
why wouldn't Why wouldn't you watch another man teach you
how to stretch? When you have a man's body is
a stretch different, that's a female body, why would you
want to age? You can teach me right right, you
(36:26):
don't have so you need different stretches, So why would you?
It just doesn't seem like logical to me? You know, Yeah,
I have a man's body. I need to watch a
man show me how to stretch. That's totally fair. I
will definitely adjust that correct that. I don't know, I
do feel you know what I mean? It just seems weird.
(36:48):
It doesn't it weird as a lot of this is feeling,
as I said, a lot of like it did. It
didn't feel right. And I do have this fear, sort
of like fear when I say it, like I know
what's wrong? You know, Yeah, it's weird. It's good that
you're conscious of it. But now you need to act
as such, you know what I mean, you need to
(37:08):
like ay, and wow, that is weird. Why would I
when I watch a woman teach me how to stretch
a woman's body when I have a man's body. Yeah,
you know, like what are your intentions? And now that
I'm just gonna really come lucy goosey with it. But
even that, what you just say is like kind of
do what you say and say what you do or
what did you just say? No? No, no, no, yeah,
(37:30):
just you know, walked walk pretty much just you know,
patty kick around like oh no, because I don't know
what I was thinking. It's exactly what this present. Be
president and knowing what you're doing be president over and
over and over and over and over, yeah, over and over. Yeah,
(37:51):
let's listening to this Ted talk this professor lady or
yeah it's a lady. I guess I was pretty much
saying the exact same thing you said. It better for sure,
and I'm not gonna listen to her anymore, you know,
So that talk, Dang, this is this is very concerned
(38:17):
said no, don't touch me right now. Don't touch me
right now, because I don't get you're going oh, watching
the kettle bout cout she's doing the kettle bout now,
watching this other coutron not teach me how to stretch? Now,
watching a Ted Talks with another count on, It's like,
am I not enough woman for you? Now? You're seeking
other videos and other little side things like you know,
(38:39):
I'm not enough woman for You've always been enough woman
for me and not even close. You will you will
always be enough by far full? And what did this
Ted Talks woman have to say? Like just talking about
integrity and you know, if you're gonna do something, if
you're gonna say something, then you should do it, you know.
But I think I was getting manipulated, and I think
(39:02):
that I've just been over all a little bit lucy late.
And it's actually good that we're having this conversation because
I can roll it. It exposes, yeah, oh, it exposes.
It's exposing a lot. I know it's over and over.
I know it's gonna happen. You're gonna smash me. Yeah, wow,
I would like to smash if that's how you want
to call it. You know. I like to get down
(39:23):
with my man, and I would like to think that
I gave him enough woman, so that if we have
sexual experiences, that he's not waking up to watching a
cattle behind a or a kettle about woman, or a
cattle about flucy or you know, any of that, any
of that, and then that not only that, but later
in the day you're watching another woman teach you how
(39:46):
to stretch. It just comes up only recommended page. Oh,
I'm sure it does because it knows your search history
cover on and you're constantly searching for other women to
instruct you to do different things like if I'm not
enough woman and I just don't get it. You know,
it's weird. It's like anybody that looked at that and
be like, oh, and you're just you're like exposing yourself
(40:07):
little by little, you know, You're just like you're putting
yourself on blast right now, you know. Yeah, And you're like, oh,
because they came up on recommending my search tree, you
know what that tells me. I'm not stupid. You know,
I'm not stupid. I know how the Internet's and all
that work, the algorithms that, yeah, I know because it
(40:29):
had recommended, you think that's an out for you. You think, oh,
it's not his faulty recommend it. Why do you think
it's recommending it to you. It's the computers, that's the Internet,
they know, And why does it think that you want
that I'm not enough woman for you? You are. I'm
so much woman for me, not too much, but enough.
(40:49):
And it's hard to live, like like when I see
highs or other girls women, they're like, you know, like
to live like that. Like everywhere they go they're going
to write orkin Salve, they going, I, oh, I'm looking
for a man. I need a man. Or you can
just see it, you know, see it and feel it.
They try to even oh, he's the manager of writing,
(41:10):
it's good enough for me, and try to let's he
about it, and he's like, damn, he's just trying to
get through his work day. You know. He already has
a girl, you know. But there's just I'm just saying.
They're always praying like that, like they're looking for for praying.
They're they're nasty, they're nasty, little horse. They're out there,
you know, yeah, and and you're right there at the
(41:32):
tennis courts, and so you can see why it bothers
me when you say, wow, JC, if they do a
good movie, a good back can Rikin Salved. I'm gonna
compliment them because in your head you're looking at the
sport of it. Ye criticism, but they're looking at eye.
He likes my technique and you know, a little eye
(41:54):
tingle leak and Salved I see, you know, un they're
their little horse skirts or little tennis skirts that. Yeah,
I have it short because that's the length for tennis. No,
it's because you're trying to, you know, get your aromas
out there and be a little hore that you are,
you know, and it's you just concern to me that
you're in that environment when you teach tennis. You know,
I'm going to be much more responsible with my compliments.
(42:18):
Thank you for saying that, Thank you for seeing that.
Just be aware that you're looking at it from athletic
point of view. They're looking at it from they're trying
to get your polo, you know. And two. But you
don't need that because obviously I take care of that
with you know, and I edge you, and I get
you a week and your legs all shaking like that,
and another twenty five to thirty seven minutes and then
(42:40):
I let you bust. Come on, and how long are
you satisfied after I do that to you at least
fifteen minutes, especially, Yeah, fifteen minutes. Come on, Jay, see
if I'm around you, I mean you can't be right
back on and I get refilled up real quick. That's right,
that's right, Nip, that's right. You're clone right now. I am.
(43:07):
I'm thinking about putting on those nipple tasks later if
you behave and stop seeing them things I'm getting on.
When you dressed like a little horror the house, that's
for us. That's some more private thing. You got a
little too excited right now. Now you're letting our brida
forgot you don't count your those names outside of the bedroom.
(43:30):
I don't. Okay, understand that's our little secret thing. Understood. Okay,
you got that. I understand because hey, I'm excited thinking
about those things. But we have our private time for
that bedroom. He loo this which is in the public.
There's cameras, and you know, I get a rational one.
I get corny. I know you don't believe me. I
(43:52):
know you do, so it's Heartrek gets going. Yeah, you're
a little too excited today. Might need to be tight
up leader, you know, like to be punished. Have you
seen the avatars I was gonna see if you want
to go see it, Okay, you want to see it
in three D? Or said I want to see three
D big time. Okay, three hours scout On. I know
(44:16):
I'll be able to stay awake. Okay, maybe all a
little bit touched me on a little when they get
you know, because damn what just the filmma, you know,
they're like bigger and they're blue and and when they
boom boom. Well the new one's supposed to have some
(44:38):
of those scenes in it. They're all ram crazy. Yeah,
I just you know what I mean, just to see
a big alien scout on like that, and with this
I ain't not just bomb it's crazy because they have
tail scout on, you know that little avatars or that
big they're bigger. What if it? What happens to the
tail when they're exciting? That's the thing. Well that's what
(45:01):
I'm curious about. Oh my god, what can that? You know?
Where does that tail? Goal? Should we see you tonight?
Because obviously okay that the men they have the polos obviously,
and the alien polos proby more, who knows what the
head looks like? Supercharged supercharger alien juices or ken salmon.
But I imagine you have that tail with them, yen,
(45:23):
so you know, think different options. I could swing the
tail around and do something else with it, maybe to
play with your koolo while woo sitting the very back.
Let's go tonight night going on. Yes, we get a
big popcorn, you get a big soda. See now I
(45:45):
see where it's coming from. You read the book about
the get gos there some of them are blue and slimy.
Now to the avatars, Yeah, which or they can be
slim me two? Three are I'll be able to stay
away for the whole thing. Edge me to the finish line. Yeah. Well,
if we get one of those, we can get the
reclimbing seeds with the three D glasses came. Maybe you're follower.
(46:08):
Look three D eyes jumping at me stuff like nah,
there's there might be kids, you know, it's PG thirteen.
I think, m But we'll bring up blanket. We'll be
that couple. I love the bringing a blanket into the
theater and you can wear your little tennis head man
(46:28):
where the stretches right there outside before we go into
the movie, Like, I meet a Look, he's wearing a
sad man. They're doing stretches. They have a blanket. Oh,
I can do cat stretches on the stairs. See love
that there you go. I love when you think like
see now you're looking smart. Now this is the side
Okay that I like. Okay, you know I can somebody's
our happiness in those situations. I think that's I can
(46:52):
totally keep doing that. I can. Now I want to
dress you whamp like a little like an avatars. We
get a little tail. Are you gonna paint me? Yeah?
We have We have the part from party City. We
have that blue blue paint remember from my gender pure party,
from my from mya's gender reval party. They thought I
(47:15):
was gonna be a boy, but then last minute it
was a girl. So we have a lot of blue
paint left. Oh so we can't paint you like that
pin tail, give me a lot. Can't paint your boto
just like you can see it a different color and
three D. It's always three D. Don't give me a
(47:36):
wrong baby, you know, because I you know your little
pint Pete sampriss moves that you do. I okay, since
you say you said the little names, I let you
call me in the bedroom. I can say what you
do when you have when he has this, when he
has a spot like that, he does it like when
he has a spot when it's like you red. He
(47:59):
pretends that he's in that tennis class hit he knows
a little and I'm leaning in the baddies. Why can't
round the room because I piece time, Prissy says, I
love he goes one thing like that. Oh he goes in.
It's like, who man, you told me to do it?
I mean say, cut here, gout on, you know, jump
into that bad Oh. That for tuning into another episode
(48:21):
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We got that naughtor for your soul and now to
get into the freakyking you on this show. No, it happens, man.
I mean I've been in that position or just being
you know, too nice of a guy or whatever, and
then that fucking and then that I know what you want? Yeah, yeah,
Now I remember. The one that really hurt was this
(00:22):
girl that I was dating, and uh, she would have
I'm gonna go to girls' night. And I was very young,
and she was very old. She was older and I
was young. I was like twenty one maybe fo so
this is all new to me. She's like late twenties
or yeah, like twenty eight, had a kid. You know,
she's a grown up. You know what she's been through life,
you know what I mean. Yeah, so she was already
like she didn't really like the settling down either. So
(00:43):
I was just like and I was very like loyal
and like nah, you know to carr of you fucking.
She was the first one that we know we did
things like that. I was like, oh, ships like some
grown man shit, you know, like splaying the whole night together.
Like wait, I never did that. She had her a
little spot, So I was getting strong fool and like,
uh so the point is that she had a girl's
night out and I was just like, yeah, go to
(01:04):
your thing. I'm trying to be more confident because she
wants me to be more confident. That's her thing. You're
just like insecure, like be confident, Like I like a
confident already She's already sucking with my head, so I'm
like all right, cool. Yeah yeah. So she's like I'm
gonna go out with my friends that girls tell me
that me like like sit up straight, but your your
shoulders back, like I'm not. I'm not confident. I'm not compient.
(01:29):
Huh like that. They're like how like forget it, Like
girls teach you be how to sit Like come on,
she tried to teach you how to be a manager,
like like grab you're not or something like never mind,
forget it, yeah your chest out or something. Dude, I
(01:49):
had that. So this girl went out with her friends
and then I it was on Facebook. We don't it
was when Facebook started like showing you the pin points
of where you're at, you know, the location. Yeah, you're like, oh,
I'm right here at this club, I'm right here at
this So it just started doing that and she said
she was at the Saddle Ranch. So I'm like, oh word.
So I started getting secure because I started calling her
(02:10):
or texting her. She wouldn't reply. She wouldn't reply, and
I was like, yeah, it's just down the street, like all,
I gotta go to gold her I'm and I was like,
what if I just go just to see what she's
and then come back. There's a little glass She's okay,
I'm convincing my head phone like yeah, I'm gonna do
that dry. She's not riding the ball crazy, yeah, exactly
from Barton or no shirt and everybody got a shirt
(02:32):
him with the foot so yeah. So I'm like, um,
so I go to Saddle Ranchway and I'm like, first
of all, they wouldn't let me in because I have
the right shoes, Like oh yeah, Jorian pulled some bullshit.
Sometimes I'll be like, oh, your pants are too bagging,
My pants fit fine, it's like bro. And then it's
like it's a bar. Yeah guy, my guy, it's a
bar relaxed. But we're not even like sucking the skyscraper
(02:54):
in downtown fool chill out. Yeah. So they so I
had to go to fucking Ross Way they'll buy some
dress shoes. It's a little fun. So I went all
out food. I'm like, I'm telling you right now, I
was that guy foo. I was twenty one, insecure full.
I go to ross Way by those shoes. I come
back and I'm like and sucking the bar. Even the
bouncer's like, wow you again, all right, yeah cool, might
(03:15):
as well get in, And I'm like, all right, cool.
I go in there. Dude, I'm looking for her. I'm
looking for I can't see nothing. And then I see
her full. I see her over there at the VIP
section by the DJ shit, and she's just fucking and
I'm like, oh my heart, just fuck, that's her dog
like sweating, like getting it in. She's backs, its fucking
(03:38):
going in. She's fucking and I get that fucking yeah.
She's just like I'm gonna get this the fucker wreck ma.
And even this for the food, was just hanging out
the dear life, like I got a fucking wall one
cow boy in rodeo and her how to take it.
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I'm like, it's always like, hey, for you good, I'm good,
I'm good. Sound good. They're checking out him and shy
Wold bit right, having left the house in wigs. Dude,
just backing it and I'm just my heart and I
don't get asked. I'm watching this and I'm trying to
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walk through. Bro, I'm trying to walk through. And the
bouncer a little love. I was just like, hey, my man,
you gotta you can't come through, man, you know rodeo six.
So so they got the rope and the guy's like, man,
you got and I was like, dude, my voice is there. Bro.
I'm like, dude, I can't be My voice is already
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fucking cracking. I'm not even tough doing my fucking girl. Dude,
I'm there, Dude, that's my girl. It's my fucking girlfriend.
It's my girlfriend. What oh shit? What she just? The
bouncer felt bad. He's just like, oh damn, homie, and
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my man, ain't she busy right now? Man? Like you
know she ain't she busy right now? I don't think she.
I don't think she you know what I mean, she's busy, man.
He looked back, solids happening. He felt for you, like
he didn't want to tell me, just like, yo, she's busy, man.
She been brand new roses and yeah, brand new fucking
shiny shoes flues like I'm ignoring the fact that he
said that. I'm like, no, this is my fucking girlfriend.
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And there's a lethal dude, you know, got no bitches,
but he's flying, good haircut, you know, and p section.
He's the only one, yeah, type faith flat dude, you know,
with a bottle the factors, always got the bottles. And
he's just like chilling watching the homies grind that's what's
so fucking grinding hard. He's just chilling. Yeah, And then
I called, I guess it's attention. I'm just like that,
and he looked at me, so it was so he
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rolled up like you know what, I'm just leaning in like, hey,
that's my fucking girlfriend in his face. Was just like
what damn. So he walks over there and the dog
its so fun? What what? And he goes like his
girlfriends right there, his boyfriend right there. He looked so
what And then the girl, my girl just pops her
head out, sweating and she's like like what happened? What?
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Oh my god? What the fuck? Like, and I'm like
she's not even she's not even worried that she's in trouble.
She's just like you're ruining. Let's send me, dude. And
I'm just like this the fuck, like, I'm just the
fuck and she just goes, oh my god, like colors
her face, what the fuck are you doing here? Like
what the fuck? What are you be getting weird? What
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are you doing here? What the fuck is that like?
And she's like, oh my god. And then that was
just like damn, like I don't know what to do
type of sh So he just puts his hands in
the air. He's just like, hey man, he's cool, and
this shit right here. She's like your girl, you know,
airing himself out with this sir, Like, damn, she's a girl.
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Are you sure? Because she said she was saying, home
bottle will give me a drinking dying you're doing. So
I just stood there for just gotta and I took
her outside. We're like arguing, doing that whole thing, like
what the fuck, I'm just dancing and oh yeah, she
is that excuse with the guy dude and back in
her the bottom all crazy like that. Yeah, and then
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v broke top sections damn fool. So she just literally
like calmed me down. So, babe, I'm just gonna dance
with my friends. And I'll see you after, like all right,
it's just fuck you fucking give me, fucking get me
all scared, Relax, relax, Okay, I'm gonna see after we're
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done and the fun and I was like all right,
and she gave me a kiss. He's I'm gonna stop buying.
It's all right. Cool. I'm at the parking lot, like fun,
why did that just happen? I'm waiting and then she
never hits me up. And it was one of those
like I stayed out till five in the morning, food,
calling her, calling her, calling her, calling it. I've been
there though, That's why I'm sympathizing with you. I'm at
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my house and I'm just like, well, the clothes ended,
but you know, she's probably eating and ship, so it's
I'm gonna give her hungry. That's where probably where she's at. Yeah,
I'm giving her some time and dude, nothing calling her
vest friends woo and nothing, way, nothing. They're putting me
on like this number has been like you know, just
all that shit right, like going straight to voicemail. Bro,
It's like three in the morning, and I'm like I
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haven't slapped. I'm like, fuck, i gotta go to work, fool,
And I'm still like, yeah, I need to figure this out.
Nothing way five in the morning, she answers, She's like hallo,
like like I'm a bother fool, Like I'm like I'm
bothering her now, you know. It's like helloon confused, like
why am I calling her at five minute? Like what
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the fun And you know, I've called so many times
I expect the answer. So when I got the funnels,
like I couldn't see it. I was so I was
laid down and when I heard him, um, I'm here
you are, like, um, paper, are you like okay? Has
that been like calling you? And it's like, oh yeah,
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I know, dude, what the fuck? Like it's five in
the morning, are you are you serious right now? And
I'm like, well, why didn't you answer? Oh my god,
are you fucking serious right now? Hearing something in the
back the fuck like they're talking like I gotta work
in a couple of hours, the baby who is there?
Like who's in the back. It's like, oh my, it's
my fucking friends. You're not even home. I'm gonna call
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you back, dude, Like what the I don't like him
when you're insecure like I don't like this, Like this
is all my fault, right, it hangs up, and I'm
just like, did I fuck this up? And I felt
like I was, like I sucked it up. She had
just been cool. I should just let her do with
that guy, should be cool. So I was, I've been
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through all that shit, dude, damn. That's why I trust
issues on me. I could relate though, So like I trusted,
I was all sprung on a girl. We were hooking up,
but like we were like together, but I was awe
sprung on her, yeah, and uh, you know, she was
sucking with this other four And then one time she
like invited me to go with her to this bar
and she was with her homegirl and then dude is
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there and they're like kind of dancing and she but
that's you know, I was like doing that sh in denial,
you know. I'm like that that's nothing, that's nothing, you know,
And I'm being like a little cool homie. I'm like, oh, yeah,
it's a good yeah, might might be. And then I'm
sitting there and then her and her homegirl and she
straights up, looks at her homegrown, looks at me. She's like,
I feel bad, like says it out loud, so I
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get hear, but I just acted like, oh no, she's
talking about something else, like we're like that. Like she
she was to the point where she felt so bad
she said it out loud, and I'm still there like, yeah,
that's all good. This is the worst. It's the worst feeling.
It's the worst. Yeah. I just like people that are real,
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you know I'm saying. And that's why I hate it
when people are like, oh yeah, strippers like you said,
you're in a late like oh no, like politicians and
all that, they're like or the preachers of the churches.
They go, no, it's wrong, but they're the ones and
they hang out exactly girl, and they're right there all
cast your vote for me. But they're in the back
room at the strip club getting blue balls there kinser
and they're going to the to the Dirty or one
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they're they're going. They're going hardcore too. So you witnessed this,
Oh I know it. Oh yes, I know. It's a
real thing. That's why when fools are out there like no,
you need to do the right thing. No, this is
wrong and being gazed wrong and strippers around like ok,
out on I got may on you because I know
you're right there probably with a ball gag in your mouth,
getting things put up your ass. Huh oh, sorry, don't.
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The ones that screamed the loudest against it are always
the ones who are doing it in the side, exactly, Girl.
When people are speaking up about it that much, it's
like red flag, you know, red flag? What are you waiting?
He probably has a what do you call it? A
butt plug? Right, there's vibrating as he's saying it. Yeah,
just oh, you know this and that, and but you know,
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to each us around, but don't try to tell me
how to live my exactly. So I just want to well,
first I want to give you props, girl, because I
know you're retired and all that. But we met when
you were still you know, getting after doing your thing,
and I would go in there too, like oh, and
I have to admit I went. When I started going,
I was going to support homegirls and this and that,
but I was like, oh, you know, maybe I could
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give them notes and the rada, you know, like I
you know, because I like to be confident and do
my thing and obviously I look good, you know, I know. Yeah,
I don't want to state the obvious, but I shine daily.
And so I went into the club like, oh, let
me see these you know, they're cute little acts whatever.
But then I saw you take the stage and boom
you just like wow when you had that hair like that,
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all crazy and you went to the top of the
bow and put your legs your have strong legs, and
I was like, I coronaira and I was looking up
like that, like I was surrendering to your power. In
that moment, I said, dang, now I'm the one taking
notes all of us sudden, so I had misjudge and
for that, you know, I'm I was stake and I
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apologize because I saw that and I was like, wow,
you know, it gave me energy. I was inspired. I'm
sure you could still teach me a thing or two. Yeah,
well I know I can't, but I'm trying to be
humble right now for this moment um. But yeah, I
would just amazed, like the strength that you had and
how the room just came my life, you know, and
including myself. I thank you for your presence everything. And
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you were strong, you know, and you weren't. You were
just so nice to everybody, a good energy and like,
you know, that's what's up. I always kind of viewed
myself as like a jester dancing for kings and queens.
You know. I just always want everyone to feel like entertained.
And I'm like or like, I'm like a dolphin at
SeaWorld or something. I yeah, yeah, well you're that top dolphin. Yeah,
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and like the dollars are like little fishes people are
throwing for me. Yeah, yeah, that's what's up. And you
were doing all the dolphin moves. Yeah like that, except
you had strong legs, you know, but they're they're like,
that's like, yeah, exactly, wow mmmmmmmmm. We got that latter
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for your soul and now too the into the Franky
Giona show. Yeah. So from there we moved to eleven
hundred Colonial Road. Those were the newer projects, So we
moved over there and that was yeah, right there on
Colonial Road. So it was the three of us there.
And then after that, my mom came home one day
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and it is telling Grandpa, you know, hey, they said
that for a dollar for a dollar down, because you're
a veteran, we could buy a nice house over there
on West Side, they're building these houses and it was
all fields over there on west side, you know, Strawberry Fields,
And well they did, they started building these new houses
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over there. And you know, Grandpa, I'm no yeah, you know, uh,
never never optimistic about anything. You know, they're not going
to give you a house for a dollar down. She says, yeah, Michael,
mother win and they're getting a house for a dollar
down if you were if you're a yeah, yeah, because
he was a veteran, right right, So yeah, sure enough
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they went over there and for a dollar down they
got a house on west side. So wet man, we
were moving on the west side, right right. Yeah, So
that okay, so that was house okay, but you moved out,
you moved out there, but you still were shirt in
one room. But I had a one small bedroom with
two sisters. Yes, yes, okay. And then so every now
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and then, you guys would get a special tree and
get to go to the liquor store and get a
candy yes, and everybody's like, okay, one one. Everybody's like
one one candy bar. One candy bar. Because the mortgage
payment was one hundred and eighteen dollars back in that day,
one hundred and eighteen dollars was a lot of money.
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And they my mom and dad were scraping to make
one hundred and eighteen dollars a month. Okay, and to
this day I still remember one hundred and eighteen dollars.
So yeah, it was scraping, you know. And my dad
got paid every two weeks. So every two weeks when
he got paid, we did get a candy bar and
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Anti Linda, oh bike antis for later. We were like savages,
middle savages when those when we got those candy bars. Okay,
we went grocery shopping every two weeks to La Perla.
There was a store called the Perla, and then we
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used to go buy the meats at Santa Cruz Market.
So we would get home with the candy bar. There
was chocolate and peanuts flying everywhere. We were like savages
really really, you know, once every two weeks to the
candy bars. Okay, what was okay? So did you always
get the same candy bar? What candy bar you get?
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I would get a Snickers or a page that's a
good one, or a pay day, so Antie Linda would
get an almond joy and she would do this shit
every week. She would do this all of that. Yeah,
or whenever we would get a candy bar. She would
do this shit. We would all devour it and she
would say, I'm gonna safe mind for later. Okay, I'm
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gonna safe just like front of you, but announce I
have money matter. And then she would announce it and
then she would go shoot it out. Yeah I'm gonna yeah, yeah.
And then we had the bed and it had a
headboard and she would go display it on top of
the headboard. Oh. So there was this almond Joy and
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it was like light was coming out of the almond Joy,
like rays of light. We're coming out of being down
off that head And I would be looking at that
damn moment Joy because mine was already digested, right, So
it was like and I thought, one day I'm gonna
get her. So also, this is premeditated. You're already thinking
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about this ship. Yeah, guilty has charged premeditated. So she
was also where she righted her bike or some shit.
Oh my god. And I I got a piece of
webber bread. I got the into the webber bread, and
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I took out the almond Joy and then I crunched
up the into the bread and I stucked it in
there and then I glued it back. You glut. Oh sho.
It looked like you know who still up bread? Yeah,
it still looked like domond joy and I down that
on my joy. So she comes back from riding her
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bike and she announces it, I think I'm gonna have
my arm enjoying now. Yeah, you know, and like fatigue
from this bike, right, I'm gonna have my arm enjoy
to perk me up now. And like you go for
a girl, So she say she opens it up, but
she's yelling and she goes dar and I, oh shit,
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they ripped you off at the store. Well probably that
as you as I know you did it. I know
you did it. She knew right away I did it.
She wasn't bided at all off. She didn't buy it
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at all. I tore they ripped her off at the store. No,
didn't buy it. Didn't buy it, but not But yeah,
no traveling, you know, a sandwich so homey comes cut
all the time. You could eat half of it. You
could put it in your backpack, boom you move. And
but what we one thing we were talking about was,
you know, because people would be like, well, you know,
a Mexican love sandwiches. You know, yeah, are good, but
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to me and I think it's something that we agree
on is you know, people say, oh, it's a Mexican sandwich.
That's a that's a way to describe to a person
doesn't know, right. I also thought that was used for
for another reference, another reference. Yeah, the different type of
a different type of And there's a difference too between
that between God and really that's exactly yeah, and all
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the ways. But and then but then there's a difference
between and a sandwich, right, right, And it's important to
point these things out. You know, people need to understand this.
It's about See here's the thing, bro, Like the reason
I'm so adamant about this idea that a thort is
different than the sandwich. First of all, shout out to
all sandwiches. I love sandwiches. Yeah, I was raised on sandwiches. Yeah,
still make sandwiches to this day. Some of my best
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friends are sandwiches. You know what I'm saying. But what
I'm trying, what I try to tell people is that
what I try to tell people though, is that you
have to consider what a sandwich is, Okay, And I
always bring this back to the age old debate about
whether a hot dog is a sandwich or not. Okay,
let's start there. Yeah, this this has been a debate,
that's it's come up a lot. Actually, to this day,
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fifty six percent of Americans believe that a hot dog
is a sandwich. Wall Wait, can we google a fact
chicken don't work? Fifty six percent of American Yes, that's
more than half. Now, now here's the thing. You feel
that way, I feel that way. We both you know,
reasonable men, you know, like we know what we're what
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we mean when we say that a hot dog is
not a sandwich. And I agree with you. But here's
the thing, though, if you don't create that parameter that
a hot dog is not a sandwich, then you start
going into the world of oh, well, is a thwarth
a sandwich? And the reason it's not a sandwich is
just it's simple. Number one. It's more fulfilling than a sandwich.
A sandwich is a snack food. A sandwich is Nobody
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eats a thwarth after having sex, and then go back
to half sex. That's a meal. You just had a
whole meal. You had gardness, saw that you had pastoria,
had a bunch of food in there. That's a whole
meal inside a sandwich. You can knock out ham chin,
half a peanut, butter and jelly, go back to jam exactly, exactly,
bro So it's a snack more than it is a meal.
Athorthi is not a snack. Athorthi is a whole meal.
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Second of all, you gotta look at facts, Okay. The
USDA has described a sandwich as two slices of bread,
one on top, one on the bottom, with either fish,
beef or poultry in the middle of the two pieces,
the keyword being two. Okay. Athorth in many occasions is
a piece of bread that slice down the middle, connected
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at the bottom, with all the feelings on the inside.
Now why is this important to note? Because we have
we have to we have to create these parameters and
understand them. Because although you may be thinking yourself already
that's ridiculous. Come on, that's a sandwich. If you slice
it down the middle and you just you know, have
the bottom connected, that's crazy. I can but let me
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ask you this, though, I dare you. I dare you
to go to Philly and tell people that a cheese
steak is a sandwich. You're in the world of trouble.
You're in the world of trouble because with exactly with
the whiz all that, and and they will never they
will never bow down to that idea because it's not
And the thorth and a cheese steak have a lot
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of common they are because cheesteak is not a sandwich.
And I dare you to say that to somebody from Philadelphia.
There's there's the thirth time the cheesesteak community. Really they
have a lot more in common than than we like
to admit. You know what I'm saying. But we're basically cousins,
are separated by a border, you know what I'm saying,
Like Philippa, Philadelphia is not that far from Mexico in spirit,
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and and and and the the the cheese steak is
where we where we find our common ground. So I
think we need to note these things. We need to
point these things out because the thorth that is clearly
not a sandwich for these reasons that are just laid
out for you. And if you don't believe me, look,
if you don't believe me, if it's too convoluted everything
I just said, just go to Philadelphia and tell somebody
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to give you a Philly cheese steak sandwich and you'll
get smacked because because they don't play, they don't play
that they're not gonna allow you to to bring down
devalue their their their culinary, their foods. Well. And that's
a great point because there are some takas or restaurants, okay,
I said, um um. And then they have sandwiches too, exactly, bro,
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you know what I mean, like Ole American menu, like
will make you a cheeseburger, make you a sandwich. But
we also have right, you know, we have those restaurants
here in Lass. And you know what, dog, I'm glad
that we're in LA and we're talking about this, and
I'm glad that you just mentioned tackles because there's another
point to be made here, you know what I'm saying, Like,
we have another reason why these parameters are important is
because if we allow people to call it thorta or
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a cheese steak a sandwich when it's clearly a sliced
piece of bread where it's connected at the bottom and
folded up at the top. If we allow people to
call that a sandwich, how long, Frankie, before people know?
How how long before people call a taco a sandwich?
And let me tell you something. As long as I'm breathing,
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I will never allow that. No, I will never allow that.
But that's crazy. It'll be a cold day in hell
before I let somebody even play with the idea that
a taco is a sandwich. You know. But I know
right now you're saying there's something like, oh, that's crazy,
fool like, nobody would ever say that. Give it time.
It's time. It's like when people like when as soon
as lettuce goes into a breedle, that's that's a wrap, right,
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It's a rap, literally a figurative. Yeah, exactly, I'm not
eating that shit. I'm not. I don't soggy lettuce right
right right. I mean, if I'm hungry, and that's how
you do, you're super real, okay whatever. But but and
I've had had some reals that do a good job
of someonow separating the letter. But it's like, to me,
that's just as that's a lot of that's a lot
of work, you know, It's it's like, what are you doing?
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And so so look at the end of the day,
we're like, I love sandwiches, you know what I'm saying,
But I love thworth thousand. I think they're two different things,
and we should respect that because look, we don't have
to we don't have to combine. Not everything has to
be like this hodgepodge. If everything is the same, oh
it's the same. No, just give each one of those
two items. It's respect. A sandwich is one thing. A
thort that's another thing. Steakieak is filichi steak with exactly
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sandwich is man I have one and and and and
they you know, they usually put the reefright beans they
you know, paste that one and it's constructed different than
a sandwich. Yeah, yeah, totally different. Sandwich is just made
the slapping on blah blah blah. You're slaping on, you're
making nice and tall or sometimes you even put a
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third piece of bread in the sandwich. You would never
do that. That's not that's not even that's not an
option really because you're doing that. It's a role because
exactly exactly, so we gotta, you know, we gotta point
these things out. And you know, I'm just glad that
you gave me an opportunity to point these things out
because I worry about the future sometimes and I don't
want the kids to become that's scary. You mentioning somebody
calling a tackle a sand could you imagine that fall?
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He's still all the California would would burn down if
they if they just insisted on calling a taco a sandwich.
And I'm just I'm just saying, yeah, I felt it
looked like a little sickness in my stomach, thinking right right,
that's probably from the from that sandwich that we have
this morning left over that I'm saying, the sandwich is
coming close. He so, no, I know, like, you know,
obviously we're both into low riders and stuff like that,
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and um, you know, you know we've always that's always
been around us or whatever. But you you're into buying
low riders, Homie, you ain't and meho and your son man,
which is you know, that's pretty freedom and because he
could be into a lot of other things, you know
what I'm saying, But he's into two low lows and
I appreciate that. Home. What's the last low rider that
you purchased? Um, right now, we purchased uh sixty fourth
(27:48):
Supersport and then paula ump that's in the process right
now of of getting painted. And uh, my son, uh,
he's got a fifty nine out cominos of of getting
restored to Uh, he's doing a whole complete frame off.
But like you said, I'm I'm proud that that that
uh he's involved and the hobby he chose is uh
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restoring classic cars and being into cars because like we
all know, at that age, you know, twenty two, twenty
three years old, you know that they can be doing
so many other negative things and and and I'll help them,
you know, to the fullest, you know whatever, I'll do
whatever it takes to to to make sure that he
reaches that goal of competing you know what he wants
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to you know, and he's strong minded that he wants
to do what he wants to do and finish that car.
And he's going to man, he's going to it, and
I'll be there, you know, I mean you know the
whole road. Yeah, that's what saw on me, keeping him
on that that positive path. You know, that's a yeah,
it's a trip like all, he's all into it like
that or you guys, you guys are going ching in
the middle of the night to go take the trailer
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to go pick up a ride. That's the way it is.
Many Homi. What was it? It was like a Tuesday night,
Monday night, or you drove out there. I was, and
we went all the way to Fontana to go pick
up a round flood that we buy that can in
the late in the night. That's the way it is,
because you don't heybody also get it. That's saying, you know,
you snooze, you lose. You know. Also, yeah, I've heard
that before. It you snooze, you lose, and you don't
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go over there when it's happening. Man, in the morning,
it might not be there. Nah nah, because you're lad
you snooze, you lose with means like if you take
a little nap, you might miss out on. Now what
you're trying to get out. I don't know about taking
a nap on you know what I'm talking about. Man,
Could you don't praise an issue like that. I'm saying,
just you don't want you gotta go and do it
that Okay, I don't mean, but that's what it means.
Because there's there's a snooze button on the alarm clock.
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But still like just you don't need this goal when
you do it, that's it. No, But hey, when you
push that snooze but you don't technical like that you
people understand me bo that Saint's been around for a
long time. But I'm just clarifying it. Okay, can we
just say, because I'm thinking the snooze button on the alarm,
that means okay, maybe it's not a nap, it's extending
your your sleep a little bit more. Eight the snooze
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So they're saying, if you push that that button and
you snooze, then you might lose whatever like you have
planned in that morning, right there, Spencer, Spencer my inte it.
But you know, so you're getting a little scratching the
surface of what me and my Prettima go through. I mean,
you know it's this everyday stuff. Rre Yeah. So bottom
(30:17):
line eight, if you snooze, you lose. If you snooze,
you lose. So that's what's up. So hey, some other
sayings they are like like uh uh, like rid on
me this, say, you know you know that one on me?
Ridd on me this, Yeah, but what do you mean
riddle me this? It's first for what you know, like
(30:39):
like hey, like remember that I not the Santa fe
spring swap me. And then you're like you're telling me that,
and then you're like, hey, do you get a number
and I'll be like, what, riddle me this? It's only
you know, it's crazy. It's a trip on Yeah, it's
a trip. I'm like, hey, why don't you like onions
on me? I don't know, I just never. I've never
(31:01):
liked them ever since youngster, never liked them. I don't know.
Maybe it's just stuck, the taste, the crunchiness in them.
I don't know if from they don't always have to
be crunch you know. Ask me, and I'm telling you,
can I finish my story there? Or do you want
to just go out and keep talking on top of meal? Yeah?
I mean go ahead. So I mean that's the reason
(31:23):
why ever since I was a kid, and it just stuck.
It stuck, and I don't like some boy house. I
don't like onions, okay, homie, all right, um it was
your favorite kind of comedia. Okay, Like if we were like, hey,
you can have one meal for today, like what would
it be a party something? Some chicken and okay, have
(31:47):
too much because it starts sucking with my stomach own okay, yeah,
and I have too much cheese too much? Yeah, because
you know, you get all dramatic only when you have
your stomach issues? How you do? That's why I tell
you not too much, guestle, because I know sometimes at
the airport or U or riddle me there, say on
the on the aircraft and when you had to remember
that timing and you blew it up on me and
(32:08):
back of the plane, and I was all embarrassing everybody,
like Dan Creeper's cousin, and he had made a little
situation in the plane and we started like we started
like an hour or forty five minutes left on me.
I think we're going to Denver or something. But nobody
want to tell you nothing because they're like who did it?
And they see you big, big old walk oric they
they're like, oh, don't see nothing. The wife is telling
the husband, hey, telling him like how did why you
(32:28):
disrespect our airspace like that? And then about those like
I'm gonna say something to turn around and saw you
the on He's like, oh, hey, no, baby, I think
because he ate too much castle and you know, and
he doesn't like onions like that, and so she goes, hey,
you never stand up for me and this and that.
But then you're just standing there looking at him like that,
like waiting for him to trip, but you weren't even
(32:48):
tripping home because you foul relaxed because you had released
all that tension. So you're just like this was ain't
gonna trip on me. And I feel good right now
and I don't care about this hint that has no
matter where you're at. I mean, what you're gonna do?
What are you gonna do? Pretty more? Yeah, you're right,
I was riding with you. I say it smelled right now,
but yeah, I mean it's gonna go away. Mad, rather
do that then, you know, say say it? What was you?
(33:10):
For example, and you shit in your pants right then
the plane and now if you're on the rest of
the flight, we're gonna have to smell them the whole way. Yeah,
I mean, you know, at least the other way. It's
just for a little bit, you know. Yeah, yeah, I
mean it eventually like dissipators or whatever they say. But
if you're sipators, if you're all, that's not gonna go
away now. I mean it stays right there. I'm gonna
(33:31):
go away, but there's no showers right there or nothing. Yeah,
and all the ant they're gonna straight on move away
from you. Yeah, because you're all yeah, at least it
was there. It made sense that you did it there
because like all the bathroom and then they're like it
made sense too, like why is this so strong? But
look at this battol right here, that's what That's what
that fucking Toledo's for. Right to use it, right, yeah, homie,
(33:52):
But I'm just saying it wasn't an event. He like
it has smelled, but good thing that had. People at
mascot are still they're like, oh, they're like and then
you know, or even the wife. I thought you didn't
care about COVID. It's not the COVID, it's this, you know,
the fumes right now. I thought we were going to
keep that, you know, under the rug. But you know
what I mean, you bring it up in an interview
like I mean, is that is that the way it's
gonna be or what I'm gonna because we got into
(34:14):
the discussion, you would put it out there like, hey,
myself on my stomach too, you know you know what
I got. You know, I didn't egg spends out on me.
I didn't pretty much come on, I didn't mean to.
I don't mind it because like I said, it's just
a people do it all the time, every day. Yeah,
that's what I'm saying. But that was a that one't
(34:35):
had a lot of it had a lot of issues
or just it had a lot going on there. I
was personally happy that you got that out of you
on me because it was like, dang that it's a
trip that that was inside of a human fucking prolonging
this ship too long on me, fucking up creeper. We
(34:56):
got that laughter for your soul and now too then
the breaking on this show. We need a vacation or something. Yeah,
and which what's the country club that you've been going to?
Because I think we need to switch the public tennis courts. Yeah,
but they are like they're at a country club. I
(35:17):
could see how you think they had that, pope. Hm.
So when we went to dinner, remember we went to
dinner the other night. Of course it's delicious. We remember
you were like, oh, because I was still working, and
you were like, oh, I need to stop at home
to get ready. And what did you do? I just
(35:37):
want to stop at home, take a shower and get dressed,
get some nice clothes on, get a nice shower, in
a nice shower. Even did a quick stretch watch YouTube.
Video and stretched out a little bitter than I took
a shot out? What that kettle bolt out on? It
was a different girl? Well, I guess she was a
yeah holding on. Wow, you're being real, Lucy Gusy with
(36:03):
your behavior. Real Lucy Gucy just all let me watch, Like,
why wouldn't Why wouldn't you watch another man teach you
how to stretch? When you have a man's body is
a stretch different, that's a female body, why would you
want to age? You can teach me right right, you
(36:26):
don't have so you need different stretches, So why would you?
It just doesn't seem like logical to me? You know, Yeah,
I have a man's body. I need to watch a
man show me how to stretch. That's totally fair. I
will definitely adjust that correct that. I don't know, I
do feel you know what I mean? It just seems weird.
(36:48):
It doesn't it weird as a lot of this is feeling,
as I said, a lot of like it did. It
didn't feel right. And I do have this fear, sort
of like fear when I say it, like I know
what's wrong? You know, Yeah, it's weird. It's good that
you're conscious of it. But now you need to act
as such, you know what I mean, you need to
(37:08):
like ay, and wow, that is weird. Why would I
when I watch a woman teach me how to stretch
a woman's body when I have a man's body. Yeah,
you know, like what are your intentions? And now that
I'm just gonna really come lucy goosey with it. But
even that, what you just say is like kind of
do what you say and say what you do or
what did you just say? No? No, no, no, yeah,
(37:30):
just you know, walked walk pretty much just you know,
patty kick around like oh no, because I don't know
what I was thinking. It's exactly what this present. Be
president and knowing what you're doing be president over and
over and over and over and over, yeah, over and over. Yeah,
(37:51):
let's listening to this Ted talk this professor lady or
yeah it's a lady. I guess I was pretty much
saying the exact same thing you said. It better for sure,
and I'm not gonna listen to her anymore, you know,
So that talk, Dang, this is this is very concerned
(38:17):
said no, don't touch me right now. Don't touch me
right now, because I don't get you're going oh, watching
the kettle bout cout she's doing the kettle bout now,
watching this other coutron not teach me how to stretch? Now,
watching a Ted Talks with another count on, It's like,
am I not enough woman for you? Now? You're seeking
other videos and other little side things like you know,
(38:39):
I'm not enough woman for You've always been enough woman
for me and not even close. You will you will
always be enough by far full? And what did this
Ted Talks woman have to say? Like just talking about
integrity and you know, if you're gonna do something, if
you're gonna say something, then you should do it, you know.
But I think I was getting manipulated, and I think
(39:02):
that I've just been over all a little bit lucy late.
And it's actually good that we're having this conversation because
I can roll it. It exposes, yeah, oh, it exposes.
It's exposing a lot. I know it's over and over.
I know it's gonna happen. You're gonna smash me. Yeah, wow,
I would like to smash if that's how you want
to call it. You know. I like to get down
(39:23):
with my man, and I would like to think that
I gave him enough woman, so that if we have
sexual experiences, that he's not waking up to watching a
cattle behind a or a kettle about woman, or a
cattle about flucy or you know, any of that, any
of that, and then that not only that, but later
in the day you're watching another woman teach you how
(39:46):
to stretch. It just comes up only recommended page. Oh,
I'm sure it does because it knows your search history
cover on and you're constantly searching for other women to
instruct you to do different things like if I'm not
enough woman and I just don't get it. You know,
it's weird. It's like anybody that looked at that and
be like, oh, and you're just you're like exposing yourself
(40:07):
little by little, you know, You're just like you're putting
yourself on blast right now, you know. Yeah, And you're like, oh,
because they came up on recommending my search tree, you
know what that tells me. I'm not stupid. You know,
I'm not stupid. I know how the Internet's and all
that work, the algorithms that, yeah, I know because it
(40:29):
had recommended, you think that's an out for you. You think, oh,
it's not his faulty recommend it. Why do you think
it's recommending it to you. It's the computers, that's the Internet,
they know, And why does it think that you want
that I'm not enough woman for you? You are. I'm
so much woman for me, not too much, but enough.
(40:49):
And it's hard to live, like like when I see
highs or other girls women, they're like, you know, like
to live like that. Like everywhere they go they're going
to write orkin Salve, they going, I, oh, I'm looking
for a man. I need a man. Or you can
just see it, you know, see it and feel it.
They try to even oh, he's the manager of writing,
(41:10):
it's good enough for me, and try to let's he
about it, and he's like, damn, he's just trying to
get through his work day. You know. He already has
a girl, you know. But there's just I'm just saying.
They're always praying like that, like they're looking for for praying.
They're they're nasty, they're nasty, little horse. They're out there,
you know, yeah, and and you're right there at the
(41:32):
tennis courts, and so you can see why it bothers
me when you say, wow, JC, if they do a
good movie, a good back can Rikin Salved. I'm gonna
compliment them because in your head you're looking at the
sport of it. Ye criticism, but they're looking at eye.
He likes my technique and you know, a little eye
(41:54):
tingle leak and Salved I see, you know, un they're
their little horse skirts or little tennis skirts that. Yeah,
I have it short because that's the length for tennis. No,
it's because you're trying to, you know, get your aromas
out there and be a little hore that you are,
you know, and it's you just concern to me that
you're in that environment when you teach tennis. You know,
I'm going to be much more responsible with my compliments.
(42:18):
Thank you for saying that, Thank you for seeing that.
Just be aware that you're looking at it from athletic
point of view. They're looking at it from they're trying
to get your polo, you know. And two. But you
don't need that because obviously I take care of that
with you know, and I edge you, and I get
you a week and your legs all shaking like that,
and another twenty five to thirty seven minutes and then
(42:40):
I let you bust. Come on, and how long are
you satisfied after I do that to you at least
fifteen minutes, especially, Yeah, fifteen minutes. Come on, Jay, see
if I'm around you, I mean you can't be right
back on and I get refilled up real quick. That's right,
that's right, Nip, that's right. You're clone right now. I am.
(43:07):
I'm thinking about putting on those nipple tasks later if
you behave and stop seeing them things I'm getting on.
When you dressed like a little horror the house, that's
for us. That's some more private thing. You got a
little too excited right now. Now you're letting our brida
forgot you don't count your those names outside of the bedroom.
(43:30):
I don't. Okay, understand that's our little secret thing. Understood. Okay,
you got that. I understand because hey, I'm excited thinking
about those things. But we have our private time for
that bedroom. He loo this which is in the public.
There's cameras, and you know, I get a rational one.
I get corny. I know you don't believe me. I
(43:52):
know you do, so it's Heartrek gets going. Yeah, you're
a little too excited today. Might need to be tight
up leader, you know, like to be punished. Have you
seen the avatars I was gonna see if you want
to go see it, Okay, you want to see it
in three D? Or said I want to see three
D big time. Okay, three hours scout On. I know
(44:16):
I'll be able to stay awake. Okay, maybe all a
little bit touched me on a little when they get
you know, because damn what just the filmma, you know,
they're like bigger and they're blue and and when they
boom boom. Well the new one's supposed to have some
(44:38):
of those scenes in it. They're all ram crazy. Yeah,
I just you know what I mean, just to see
a big alien scout on like that, and with this
I ain't not just bomb it's crazy because they have
tail scout on, you know that little avatars or that
big they're bigger. What if it? What happens to the
tail when they're exciting? That's the thing. Well that's what
(45:01):
I'm curious about. Oh my god, what can that? You know?
Where does that tail? Goal? Should we see you tonight?
Because obviously okay that the men they have the polos obviously,
and the alien polos proby more, who knows what the
head looks like? Supercharged supercharger alien juices or ken salmon.
But I imagine you have that tail with them, yen,
(45:23):
so you know, think different options. I could swing the
tail around and do something else with it, maybe to
play with your koolo while woo sitting the very back.
Let's go tonight night going on. Yes, we get a
big popcorn, you get a big soda. See now I
(45:45):
see where it's coming from. You read the book about
the get gos there some of them are blue and slimy.
Now to the avatars, Yeah, which or they can be
slim me two? Three are I'll be able to stay
away for the whole thing. Edge me to the finish line. Yeah. Well,
if we get one of those, we can get the
reclimbing seeds with the three D glasses came. Maybe you're follower.
(46:08):
Look three D eyes jumping at me stuff like nah,
there's there might be kids, you know, it's PG thirteen.
I think, m But we'll bring up blanket. We'll be
that couple. I love the bringing a blanket into the
theater and you can wear your little tennis head man
(46:28):
where the stretches right there outside before we go into
the movie, Like, I meet a Look, he's wearing a
sad man. They're doing stretches. They have a blanket. Oh,
I can do cat stretches on the stairs. See love
that there you go. I love when you think like
see now you're looking smart. Now this is the side
Okay that I like. Okay, you know I can somebody's
our happiness in those situations. I think that's I can
(46:52):
totally keep doing that. I can. Now I want to
dress you whamp like a little like an avatars. We
get a little tail. Are you gonna paint me? Yeah?
We have We have the part from party City. We
have that blue blue paint remember from my gender pure party,
from my from mya's gender reval party. They thought I
(47:15):
was gonna be a boy, but then last minute it
was a girl. So we have a lot of blue
paint left. Oh so we can't paint you like that
pin tail, give me a lot. Can't paint your boto
just like you can see it a different color and
three D. It's always three D. Don't give me a
(47:36):
wrong baby, you know, because I you know your little
pint Pete sampriss moves that you do. I okay, since
you say you said the little names, I let you
call me in the bedroom. I can say what you
do when you have when he has this, when he
has a spot like that, he does it like when
he has a spot when it's like you red. He
(47:59):
pretends that he's in that tennis class hit he knows
a little and I'm leaning in the baddies. Why can't
round the room because I piece time, Prissy says, I
love he goes one thing like that. Oh he goes in.
It's like, who man, you told me to do it?
I mean say, cut here, gout on, you know, jump
into that bad Oh. That for tuning into another episode
(48:21):
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