May 3, 2023 • 20 mins
Carlos, the ramming robot, is a victim of a hit and run whose sudden death has torn the community apart. Was it an accident or was it murder? The KULO news team wants answers.
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Bah, we got that laughter for your soul. You're now
to get into the Frankie on this show. Hey, Carlos,
I'm gonna go to the store to pick up some pisto. Homie.
I'll go get it for you. Are you sure? Come on? Hoi.
You already scrubbed out the oil stains in the driveway,
replace the roof gutters. You know you even put together
my my bed frame, homie from the ikeas what was it,
(00:23):
called it the mom or whatever? The mom. Yeah, that's
how you say, I think. But yeah, anyways, told me
that's neither here nor there. I just can't have you
doing too many things, he because I don't want you
to like short circuit out or whatever. All right, Uh
so you know I can't even go get the pisto too, Homie. Okay,
I can say here, but if you and see it
on me, I'm you don't have to twist my arm
like that. Nah, I just playing. All right, here's some
(00:44):
fatty a homie. Thank you? All right, Okay, Creeper, I'll
be back shortly. Okay, Now it's time to visit some
of my sights of the adult persuasion or whatever you
do do. Wait, wait, what's going on?
Speaker 2 (01:07):
Wow?
Speaker 1 (01:07):
Dang me. It says I need to update to a
new operating system. Chilie if asked Carlos to fix this?
Speaker 3 (01:17):
Sho what was that?
Speaker 1 (01:22):
Oh shit?
Speaker 4 (01:23):
No, Garlos, Grlos, this is can't you alone us? It
did your number one new station in the county.
Speaker 1 (01:38):
Good evening.
Speaker 5 (01:39):
I'm Rose Alinica Terris with them breaking news. A hit
and run accident leaves that robot and a neighborhood in pieces.
Our own Arnie Argowell is that this the nd.
Speaker 1 (01:47):
Arnie Yes rothe Alinda. Around four point thirty this afternoon,
residents hurt a crash. Witness to say the unidentified driver
of the vehicle sped off in a white utility vand
and police are going door to door to obtain as
much information that they can. The victim is identified as
Carlos the Robot, and I must warn you some of
the images you're about to thieve may not be suitable
(02:08):
for children.
Speaker 4 (02:12):
So I heard a boom, and I was like nah.
Speaker 1 (02:17):
At first I thought it was a transformer, but then
I checked the house and we didn't lose any electricities.
So then I came.
Speaker 4 (02:24):
Out here and I saw a pile of a bustard
electronics all over.
Speaker 1 (02:31):
My kids said it was Carlos.
Speaker 4 (02:33):
So I go, oh, yeah, you're right.
Speaker 1 (02:36):
Dam Carlos is the you know, he's the only robot
on the street. And so I feel bad for that,
for Creeper. You know, I can't imagine losing a robot
or even owning a robot.
Speaker 6 (02:48):
Dam.
Speaker 1 (02:56):
Thank everybody for being right here right now. So I
said a couple of words by my homeboy, Carlos. Carlos
was a home Yeah. I remember the first time he
came to my life from Ramtec. I didn't know what
to do with it, you know, so I thought, hey,
just I said questions, you know, like, hey Carlos, how
(03:18):
do I keep my guys from breaking aparty? And uh?
And he said on me, he said, he said, don't
stir it, you know, just wait till cooks cooks more
on me. Or he said, cooks more in his robot voice.
(03:40):
I'll never forget it, you know. And one time, baby
and icept for I said, hey, Carlos, name all the
movies with Woody Harrelson's in it on me? And rid
on me this say he did on me? He named
all of them, and I have forgot about the animated ones.
Too on me, like free Birds, eh and uh, you know,
to tell you the truth, I like that one on me.
(04:01):
That was a feed lot right there. It was a movie.
But even though I was there with rotten tomatoes, they
gave it like twenty percent on me. But that's neither
here nor there, because I still liked it. So that's
what's up. But if you knew Carlos on me, you
knew that. You know, one of his favorite pastimes is
to ram man a lot, and uh, it's like his
(04:23):
favorite thing to do or whatever. I think it was
because he was so smart, because he's a robot, you know,
and like smart people, they ram a lot just because
like the intelligence or whatever. Because yeah, if we even
ram the he around the washing machinery, the dishwasher. One
time I even saw him get down with the vacuum homan.
(04:43):
He pulled the little holes out and put his robot
Palito in there, and yeah he was getting all crazy.
Ah damn. But yeah, that was a sight to see.
One of the many, many memories that Carlos you know,
has left with us. Homie. He was special robott on me,
but more poorly, it was a great friend, you know,
(05:06):
And uh it was an honor to uh donate his parts.
He so his spare parts, you know, were donated to
the electronics community out there. So next time you use
your electronic device, you know, chances are you have a
little piece of Carlos in there.
Speaker 7 (05:26):
So uh you know, next.
Speaker 1 (05:29):
Time you you know, log on or whatever, how you do,
just remember the homie, all right, never forget man, all right,
Rest in peace, Carlos. I hope there's a lot of
role behind us in heaven for you to ram them.
(05:50):
Do you know.
Speaker 5 (05:54):
I introduce you to.
Speaker 1 (06:01):
Cooks of Trouble. Mm hmmmm, we got that laughter for
your soul. You're now tuned into the Frankie King on
this show.
Speaker 8 (06:23):
This one's for the best Robert I've ever known. Just
free Carlo.
Speaker 9 (06:30):
He love to party, he loved Terram once stuck his hollow.
Speaker 8 (06:39):
And a Bordors so called and I'm reckless someone called
him up scene he wants stuck his olive in a
washing machine by a.
Speaker 6 (07:04):
Carloor bg and a promise, a promise will keep to
find out him kilt you rythm deep how he is
gone taking to sup and robot heaven.
Speaker 1 (07:29):
Ramming the.
Speaker 6 (07:32):
Carlos was from Carlos had class.
Speaker 8 (07:38):
I was gonna stop him ram.
Speaker 9 (07:42):
And night ass everybody by a conveill by a can.
Carlos making a promise, a promise will keep to find out.
Speaker 8 (07:57):
Who will killed.
Speaker 1 (08:12):
The streets are hot tonight food, not only temperature wise,
but everyone wants to know who killed Carlos food. The
police say it was an accident, but nah, that's no accident.
First off, the alleged hit and run happened right outside
my lady's house food at four point thirty or about
(08:35):
like four thirty four around there. We were making all
crazy in the room food just going in and you know,
she was on top of food like kind of like
grinding on me, you all. And I was trying to
reach around food to like undo her bra and everything.
But I couldn't reach your food because you know, she's
(08:56):
kind of a bigger tight where she's a Gordita was
another reason I love her and everything. So I had
to ask her, like, Amy, how can you get up? Yeah? Hey,
can you get up? Because I can't take it off
from here. You're messing up the moment right now. I
won't take long. I just don't have like long enough
(09:17):
arms and everything too, like on hook it from the
back right now, you're stupid. Now I'm not in no more. Now, oh,
come on, we could still be in the moon. We
just have to get up real quick because actually I
can't feel my legs right now either. That's when I
(09:38):
heard the crash. So I went outside and I saw
the wreckage. By this time, the van was already blocks away,
but I noticed the tire marks. The tread was unusual
to The tires are seed tight for sure, home and
(10:00):
you know those usually go on argo vans. And the
pattern of the trail look like like they're all terrain tires.
Who and if I'm not mistaken and everything, these are
top of the line BF good Rich. Who. Now, I
know a lot of companies around here that you know,
they're not trying to stand that kind of ferty on tires.
Speaker 2 (10:19):
Who.
Speaker 1 (10:20):
But there is one company who can afford it, and
that's ram tam tam Te.
Speaker 5 (10:28):
So yeah, this just in regarding the sudden death of
our beloved robot Carlos statewide, similar incidents have occurred with
the same model, and you're of the robot consumers statewide
are calling foul play. Let's take you live to a
press conference with the police cheating out.
Speaker 1 (10:49):
All right, settle down, settle down.
Speaker 3 (10:52):
Now that we know the utility van is from Ramtech,
will there be any charges officially made?
Speaker 7 (10:58):
We have question in the company and there be very cooperative. However,
although we've identified the vehicle, we still need to determine
the motive.
Speaker 3 (11:05):
You're hundreds of similar cases have been filed involving the
same year and model like carlos So some believe that
Ramtech has purposely destroyed their old models to make consumers
purchase newer models. Is there any truth to this?
Speaker 7 (11:22):
I'm not in the business of hearsay, to be honest.
Some of that sounds, you know, like a little malarkey
to me. But allow us to do our due diligence
and we'll sure you will get to the bottom of this.
Speaker 5 (11:35):
Let's check in with Arnie at Citty Hall where protests
are getting out of hand.
Speaker 1 (11:39):
Arnie, Yes, Rodolina, I'm here outside of Citty Hall where
the police chief ists just had a preth conference and
people are very emotional. Let me speak to somebody here hither.
Can I speak to you for a moment? What brings
you out here today?
Speaker 2 (11:52):
You know, I just want justice for carlos Man, you know,
and the rest of the soul called like outdated robots
out here have been Mercilesley discontinued like all of a
sudden by the very like corporation that created them. It's
fucking bullshit man.
Speaker 1 (12:07):
Well feed broth Alinda. The diversity out here needs to
be mentioned. We have little home meath with signs that
say justice for Carlos. We have regular size homemath with
anti Ramtech banners. We even have several members of the
Partisian community here after Douche, what brings you here today?
Some people say they protest, Bro. They no protest, Bro,
They no protests Okay.
Speaker 4 (12:28):
They say, Oh I have little sign Okay, maybe I'll
get megaphone, Bro.
Speaker 1 (12:32):
Okay, maybe I hold hands in sinkumbaya.
Speaker 2 (12:34):
Bro.
Speaker 1 (12:34):
That's Bushie. Okay. When I protest, Bro, I march, I
passed off fry, I make beans, I paint fast, I
sit in I organized strike a factory.
Speaker 10 (12:41):
Bro.
Speaker 7 (12:42):
Okay, right, Congressman, Bro, boy got everything ram Tech?
Speaker 8 (12:45):
Bro.
Speaker 7 (12:45):
No bush I told my mother every day Bro, and
tell her to protest.
Speaker 8 (12:50):
Bro.
Speaker 1 (12:51):
Thank you for Douci. Next check in with our own
Max Peterson and the ku Ello Chopper. Max.
Speaker 4 (12:58):
There are literally people here at City Hall, but even
more protesters got it around the ram Tech headquarters. It
is a frenzy. I haven't seen this many people out
since day on the Green Festival in nineteen eighty three
where I saw both Addy Money and Ryan Adams on
the same bill.
Speaker 1 (13:17):
That was a great show, hell of a show with us.
But if you want my unbiased opinion.
Speaker 4 (13:22):
I do believe that ram Tech is that fault here.
Speaker 1 (13:24):
Corporations have been doing.
Speaker 4 (13:26):
Shady shit for a long time. And it's a little French,
but they've been caring about profits over people for years
and it's time for that to change. It's time to
send a message to them. And I tell you what, Roselina,
if I could come a cozi this chopper riding to
the headquarters, I would, But it is what it is.
Speaker 5 (13:42):
Back at you, Thank you so much.
Speaker 8 (13:45):
Max.
Speaker 5 (13:46):
Now in studio we have to spokeswoman for Tia Donna,
that is Cynthia Kamanski to speak on the topic. Cynthia,
how are you well? Thank you much, Rozilian. Yes, it's
honored to be here and be the spokesperson for Tiatia.
Speaker 1 (14:00):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (14:01):
And you know, although this time may be dark, and
you know it's corporations always take advantage of people and everything.
There is some you know, seilver laning here, which is
that people are coming together and it's and it's just
beautiful to watch.
Speaker 1 (14:19):
You know.
Speaker 5 (14:20):
There's been just a long division amongst little kimies and
regular sized yomies, and now we don't see that when
people come together for things like yeah, you know, and
you see the little homies, regular size homes, black, white,
Asian Latinos.
Speaker 1 (14:37):
You know.
Speaker 5 (14:37):
The truth is we're all little homies in the eyes
of the big monster corporations that try to eat us up.
So I just want to just put some light on
just we're coming together and we're gonna get new this
against m tech. Okay, So thanks for having me and
Rosalinda and you know, and anybody can put in a
kilt and that's little kilmis and regularly kilmies unite a
(15:00):
it gets count okay. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (15:05):
And I'm tired incorporated to take advantage of the little.
Speaker 4 (15:07):
Homies and the big homies and the regular size homies.
Speaker 1 (15:11):
Oh shit, I'm tired of these corporations praying on us.
No loyalty, you know, honor all profits, no trust.
Speaker 11 (15:18):
I'm a little home using technology every day, buying all
these products just to stay in the game.
Speaker 1 (15:22):
But then it's like, sorry, your charger's been just continued
for to buy some more shit. Getting played for a fool.
But now it's time to take a stand and fight
back and call out these evil doors at ram Tech.
We about to put you on blast because we.
Speaker 11 (15:34):
All know you're the ones who took out the homie
car Lows, the hoods favorite robot forever and a day,
the one who had our back in the world of technology.
Little homies, big homies unite, even regular sites homies are
down for the fight.
Speaker 1 (15:47):
It's time we all get all respect and take down
the monster they call ram Tech. Little Homies, big homies unite,
even regular sites homies are down for the fight.
Speaker 11 (15:56):
It's time we all get all respect and take down
the monster they called ram Teg.
Speaker 4 (16:02):
Man.
Speaker 11 (16:02):
We all know you did, Carlos, dirty homie.
Speaker 1 (16:06):
We about to night, big homies, little homies, regular size homies.
Time we fight back against his monsters they called ram
teg Recipes of the homeboy, Carlos, we got that laughter
for your soul. You're now toned into the Frankie on
(16:28):
this show, all right. He thanks everybody for coming to
today's class on me. Guys, they're pretty good. Eh. Some
of you need to get better obviously because I see
that your your minds elsewhere. But let's bring it back
on me. Let's get centered right now, you know what
I'm saying. So let's breathe in some positivity. Exhale negativity
(16:53):
on me, shy, live with that dumb shit ain't because
most important thing me it don't ever act like you
have things figured out, he because you have to forever
be a student, homie, because a lot of times suos
to be like, oh, look that looks cute or whatever.
They see a hippo on me, you know, like a
hippo and they're like, hey, like that, like it looks
(17:14):
like you could hug them. But hippos are actually, uh,
in the top five animals that kill humans. Hey, uh,
the statistics are pretty high on it. But like lo
and behold or whatever, a hippo will fuck you up
on me, So don't try to hug it, you know,
just staying your laying on me and appreciate the hippo
(17:36):
from a distance, all right, just like like your mother
in law or your lady's mom, you know, just appreciate it.
From the distance, say, because if you get in there
too much and she's gonna be all up in your business, hey,
and she'ld you know. The last thing you want it
is for like your mother in law, your hinna's mom
to start texting you homies. That's when you know, like, oh,
(17:57):
your life is over because you're gonna be like you
know what I mean, It's like you're just being monitored
all the time on me. So what I'm saying is
you could still appreciate that person's beauty homing from a
distance like you would a hip boy. Just don't go
try to get too close or hug it because then
you know you're probably dying. I mean, so you know,
(18:18):
nobody wants that home and they want you here living, thriving,
you know, and like you know, having a good job.
Hopefully maybe you don't have a job right now, but
that's neither here nor there. Homely, the point is that
you know, you have Spotify or whatever however you're listening
to this or iTunes, So something's going good in your life.
So that's what's up, all right. So when chin me
(18:40):
for you know, representing your trollo fit and for being
here and you know, for respecting you know, your surroundings
and the planets and everything, and you know, just watch
out for those hippos a you know, just uh, you know,
try to avoid your highna's mom texting you, all right,
so he keep thriving, keep shining, keep representing to the
(19:01):
police and all that. No matter where you're at on me,
know that Creeper loves you. Ay all right? That So
what's up?
Speaker 5 (19:08):
Oh Cheesi?
Speaker 1 (19:10):
I said, I sent them for tuning into another episode
of The Frankie That Show, presented by Will Ferrell's Big
Money Players Network. Shout out to the.
Speaker 10 (19:18):
Homies high So, Liviya Nick, the Homie hearn Dog here
in the studio, James Fritz, Kevin Comia, Bobby DJ Buggs,
the legendary soul assassins by Media.
Speaker 1 (19:29):
You know how we do, homide. Thank you for giving
us an opportunity on the get down and if you
get a chance to me's go ahead and rate and
review the podcast or continue living your life. We'll see
you on the next episode of The Frankie Show. That's
what's suff right there. This call will be recorded and monitored.
I have a collect call from rubrit.
Speaker 8 (19:52):
Hey.
Speaker 1 (19:53):
Hey, Premo, what's Allmie, are you okay in there? What
dawn on me?
Speaker 12 (19:57):
I'm all right, Homie still went down fucked up on me,
I fucked up you. The motherfucker's only fuck rap tap Oni.
Fuck that ship boy. They took Carlos on me.
Speaker 1 (20:08):
I know he but now he's in robot Heaven or
whatever on me.
Speaker 12 (20:11):
Hey but still me no, no, yeah, that shit gonna
flat with.
Speaker 1 (20:15):
Me, Oni, I know, Homie. W Yeah. Other hint that
said that you knocked out like six or seven of
those fools, and like they were all in business suits,
but they were just laying right there like, ah, you know,
looking dumb.
Speaker 12 (20:27):
Yeah, you know how we do it, pretty moll. I
mean that's it's the way we take care of business man.
But hey, man, when you can't do that for me onmi.
Speaker 1 (20:33):
Yeah, yeah, no, I'm gonna. I'm gon way over there home.
I'm gonna go to the bail bonds or whatever and
then uh, you know, we're gonna bail you out here.
So we're gonna we're having out saw that tomorrow and
then be like even though you've only been there for
like two days, we'll still make it like hey, welcome home.
You know.
Speaker 12 (20:45):
Yeah, I told I'm kiding right with the homies only pel.
Speaker 1 (20:49):
All right, all right, that's what's up. I'll see you soon.
Bah, we got that laughter for your soul. You're now
to get into the Frankie on this show. Hey, Carlos,
I'm gonna go to the store to pick up some pisto. Homie.
I'll go get it for you. Are you sure? Come on? Hoi.
You already scrubbed out the oil stains in the driveway,
replace the roof gutters. You know you even put together
my my bed frame, homie from the ikeas what was it,
(00:23):
called it the mom or whatever? The mom. Yeah, that's
how you say, I think. But yeah, anyways, told me
that's neither here nor there. I just can't have you
doing too many things, he because I don't want you
to like short circuit out or whatever. All right, Uh
so you know I can't even go get the pisto too, Homie. Okay,
I can say here, but if you and see it
on me, I'm you don't have to twist my arm
like that. Nah, I just playing. All right, here's some
(00:44):
fatty a homie. Thank you? All right, Okay, Creeper, I'll
be back shortly. Okay, Now it's time to visit some
of my sights of the adult persuasion or whatever you
do do. Wait, wait, what's going on?
Speaker 2 (01:07):
Wow?
Speaker 1 (01:07):
Dang me. It says I need to update to a
new operating system. Chilie if asked Carlos to fix this?
Speaker 3 (01:17):
Sho what was that?
Speaker 1 (01:22):
Oh shit?
Speaker 4 (01:23):
No, Garlos, Grlos, this is can't you alone us? It
did your number one new station in the county.
Speaker 1 (01:38):
Good evening.
Speaker 5 (01:39):
I'm Rose Alinica Terris with them breaking news. A hit
and run accident leaves that robot and a neighborhood in pieces.
Our own Arnie Argowell is that this the nd.
Speaker 1 (01:47):
Arnie Yes rothe Alinda. Around four point thirty this afternoon,
residents hurt a crash. Witness to say the unidentified driver
of the vehicle sped off in a white utility vand
and police are going door to door to obtain as
much information that they can. The victim is identified as
Carlos the Robot, and I must warn you some of
the images you're about to thieve may not be suitable
(02:08):
for children.
Speaker 4 (02:12):
So I heard a boom, and I was like nah.
Speaker 1 (02:17):
At first I thought it was a transformer, but then
I checked the house and we didn't lose any electricities.
So then I came.
Speaker 4 (02:24):
Out here and I saw a pile of a bustard
electronics all over.
Speaker 1 (02:31):
My kids said it was Carlos.
Speaker 4 (02:33):
So I go, oh, yeah, you're right.
Speaker 1 (02:36):
Dam Carlos is the you know, he's the only robot
on the street. And so I feel bad for that,
for Creeper. You know, I can't imagine losing a robot
or even owning a robot.
Speaker 6 (02:48):
Dam.
Speaker 1 (02:56):
Thank everybody for being right here right now. So I
said a couple of words by my homeboy, Carlos. Carlos
was a home Yeah. I remember the first time he
came to my life from Ramtec. I didn't know what
to do with it, you know, so I thought, hey,
just I said questions, you know, like, hey Carlos, how
(03:18):
do I keep my guys from breaking aparty? And uh?
And he said on me, he said, he said, don't
stir it, you know, just wait till cooks cooks more
on me. Or he said, cooks more in his robot voice.
(03:40):
I'll never forget it, you know. And one time, baby
and icept for I said, hey, Carlos, name all the
movies with Woody Harrelson's in it on me? And rid
on me this say he did on me? He named
all of them, and I have forgot about the animated ones.
Too on me, like free Birds, eh and uh, you know,
to tell you the truth, I like that one on me.
(04:01):
That was a feed lot right there. It was a movie.
But even though I was there with rotten tomatoes, they
gave it like twenty percent on me. But that's neither
here nor there, because I still liked it. So that's
what's up. But if you knew Carlos on me, you
knew that. You know, one of his favorite pastimes is
to ram man a lot, and uh, it's like his
(04:23):
favorite thing to do or whatever. I think it was
because he was so smart, because he's a robot, you know,
and like smart people, they ram a lot just because
like the intelligence or whatever. Because yeah, if we even
ram the he around the washing machinery, the dishwasher. One
time I even saw him get down with the vacuum homan.
(04:43):
He pulled the little holes out and put his robot
Palito in there, and yeah he was getting all crazy.
Ah damn. But yeah, that was a sight to see.
One of the many, many memories that Carlos you know,
has left with us. Homie. He was special robott on me,
but more poorly, it was a great friend, you know,
(05:06):
And uh it was an honor to uh donate his parts.
He so his spare parts, you know, were donated to
the electronics community out there. So next time you use
your electronic device, you know, chances are you have a
little piece of Carlos in there.
Speaker 7 (05:26):
So uh you know, next.
Speaker 1 (05:29):
Time you you know, log on or whatever, how you do,
just remember the homie, all right, never forget man, all right,
Rest in peace, Carlos. I hope there's a lot of
role behind us in heaven for you to ram them.
(05:50):
Do you know.
Speaker 5 (05:54):
I introduce you to.
Speaker 1 (06:01):
Cooks of Trouble. Mm hmmmm, we got that laughter for
your soul. You're now tuned into the Frankie King on
this show.
Speaker 8 (06:23):
This one's for the best Robert I've ever known. Just
free Carlo.
Speaker 9 (06:30):
He love to party, he loved Terram once stuck his hollow.
Speaker 8 (06:39):
And a Bordors so called and I'm reckless someone called
him up scene he wants stuck his olive in a
washing machine by a.
Speaker 6 (07:04):
Carloor bg and a promise, a promise will keep to
find out him kilt you rythm deep how he is
gone taking to sup and robot heaven.
Speaker 1 (07:29):
Ramming the.
Speaker 6 (07:32):
Carlos was from Carlos had class.
Speaker 8 (07:38):
I was gonna stop him ram.
Speaker 9 (07:42):
And night ass everybody by a conveill by a can.
Carlos making a promise, a promise will keep to find out.
Speaker 8 (07:57):
Who will killed.
Speaker 1 (08:12):
The streets are hot tonight food, not only temperature wise,
but everyone wants to know who killed Carlos food. The
police say it was an accident, but nah, that's no accident.
First off, the alleged hit and run happened right outside
my lady's house food at four point thirty or about
(08:35):
like four thirty four around there. We were making all
crazy in the room food just going in and you know,
she was on top of food like kind of like
grinding on me, you all. And I was trying to
reach around food to like undo her bra and everything.
But I couldn't reach your food because you know, she's
(08:56):
kind of a bigger tight where she's a Gordita was
another reason I love her and everything. So I had
to ask her, like, Amy, how can you get up? Yeah? Hey,
can you get up? Because I can't take it off
from here. You're messing up the moment right now. I
won't take long. I just don't have like long enough
(09:17):
arms and everything too, like on hook it from the
back right now, you're stupid. Now I'm not in no more. Now, oh,
come on, we could still be in the moon. We
just have to get up real quick because actually I
can't feel my legs right now either. That's when I
(09:38):
heard the crash. So I went outside and I saw
the wreckage. By this time, the van was already blocks away,
but I noticed the tire marks. The tread was unusual
to The tires are seed tight for sure, home and
(10:00):
you know those usually go on argo vans. And the
pattern of the trail look like like they're all terrain tires.
Who and if I'm not mistaken and everything, these are
top of the line BF good Rich. Who. Now, I
know a lot of companies around here that you know,
they're not trying to stand that kind of ferty on tires.
Speaker 2 (10:19):
Who.
Speaker 1 (10:20):
But there is one company who can afford it, and
that's ram tam tam Te.
Speaker 5 (10:28):
So yeah, this just in regarding the sudden death of
our beloved robot Carlos statewide, similar incidents have occurred with
the same model, and you're of the robot consumers statewide
are calling foul play. Let's take you live to a
press conference with the police cheating out.
Speaker 1 (10:49):
All right, settle down, settle down.
Speaker 3 (10:52):
Now that we know the utility van is from Ramtech,
will there be any charges officially made?
Speaker 7 (10:58):
We have question in the company and there be very cooperative. However,
although we've identified the vehicle, we still need to determine
the motive.
Speaker 3 (11:05):
You're hundreds of similar cases have been filed involving the
same year and model like carlos So some believe that
Ramtech has purposely destroyed their old models to make consumers
purchase newer models. Is there any truth to this?
Speaker 7 (11:22):
I'm not in the business of hearsay, to be honest.
Some of that sounds, you know, like a little malarkey
to me. But allow us to do our due diligence
and we'll sure you will get to the bottom of this.
Speaker 5 (11:35):
Let's check in with Arnie at Citty Hall where protests
are getting out of hand.
Speaker 1 (11:39):
Arnie, Yes, Rodolina, I'm here outside of Citty Hall where
the police chief ists just had a preth conference and
people are very emotional. Let me speak to somebody here hither.
Can I speak to you for a moment? What brings
you out here today?
Speaker 2 (11:52):
You know, I just want justice for carlos Man, you know,
and the rest of the soul called like outdated robots
out here have been Mercilesley discontinued like all of a
sudden by the very like corporation that created them. It's
fucking bullshit man.
Speaker 1 (12:07):
Well feed broth Alinda. The diversity out here needs to
be mentioned. We have little home meath with signs that
say justice for Carlos. We have regular size homemath with
anti Ramtech banners. We even have several members of the
Partisian community here after Douche, what brings you here today?
Some people say they protest, Bro. They no protest, Bro,
They no protests Okay.
Speaker 4 (12:28):
They say, Oh I have little sign Okay, maybe I'll
get megaphone, Bro.
Speaker 1 (12:32):
Okay, maybe I hold hands in sinkumbaya.
Speaker 2 (12:34):
Bro.
Speaker 1 (12:34):
That's Bushie. Okay. When I protest, Bro, I march, I
passed off fry, I make beans, I paint fast, I
sit in I organized strike a factory.
Speaker 10 (12:41):
Bro.
Speaker 7 (12:42):
Okay, right, Congressman, Bro, boy got everything ram Tech?
Speaker 8 (12:45):
Bro.
Speaker 7 (12:45):
No bush I told my mother every day Bro, and
tell her to protest.
Speaker 8 (12:50):
Bro.
Speaker 1 (12:51):
Thank you for Douci. Next check in with our own
Max Peterson and the ku Ello Chopper. Max.
Speaker 4 (12:58):
There are literally people here at City Hall, but even
more protesters got it around the ram Tech headquarters. It
is a frenzy. I haven't seen this many people out
since day on the Green Festival in nineteen eighty three
where I saw both Addy Money and Ryan Adams on
the same bill.
Speaker 1 (13:17):
That was a great show, hell of a show with us.
But if you want my unbiased opinion.
Speaker 4 (13:22):
I do believe that ram Tech is that fault here.
Speaker 1 (13:24):
Corporations have been doing.
Speaker 4 (13:26):
Shady shit for a long time. And it's a little French,
but they've been caring about profits over people for years
and it's time for that to change. It's time to
send a message to them. And I tell you what, Roselina,
if I could come a cozi this chopper riding to
the headquarters, I would, But it is what it is.
Speaker 5 (13:42):
Back at you, Thank you so much.
Speaker 8 (13:45):
Max.
Speaker 5 (13:46):
Now in studio we have to spokeswoman for Tia Donna,
that is Cynthia Kamanski to speak on the topic. Cynthia,
how are you well? Thank you much, Rozilian. Yes, it's
honored to be here and be the spokesperson for Tiatia.
Speaker 1 (14:00):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (14:01):
And you know, although this time may be dark, and
you know it's corporations always take advantage of people and everything.
There is some you know, seilver laning here, which is
that people are coming together and it's and it's just
beautiful to watch.
Speaker 1 (14:19):
You know.
Speaker 5 (14:20):
There's been just a long division amongst little kimies and
regular sized yomies, and now we don't see that when
people come together for things like yeah, you know, and
you see the little homies, regular size homes, black, white,
Asian Latinos.
Speaker 1 (14:37):
You know.
Speaker 5 (14:37):
The truth is we're all little homies in the eyes
of the big monster corporations that try to eat us up.
So I just want to just put some light on
just we're coming together and we're gonna get new this
against m tech. Okay, So thanks for having me and
Rosalinda and you know, and anybody can put in a
kilt and that's little kilmis and regularly kilmies unite a
(15:00):
it gets count okay. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (15:05):
And I'm tired incorporated to take advantage of the little.
Speaker 4 (15:07):
Homies and the big homies and the regular size homies.
Speaker 1 (15:11):
Oh shit, I'm tired of these corporations praying on us.
No loyalty, you know, honor all profits, no trust.
Speaker 11 (15:18):
I'm a little home using technology every day, buying all
these products just to stay in the game.
Speaker 1 (15:22):
But then it's like, sorry, your charger's been just continued
for to buy some more shit. Getting played for a fool.
But now it's time to take a stand and fight
back and call out these evil doors at ram Tech.
We about to put you on blast because we.
Speaker 11 (15:34):
All know you're the ones who took out the homie
car Lows, the hoods favorite robot forever and a day,
the one who had our back in the world of technology.
Little homies, big homies unite, even regular sites homies are
down for the fight.
Speaker 1 (15:47):
It's time we all get all respect and take down
the monster they call ram Tech. Little Homies, big homies unite,
even regular sites homies are down for the fight.
Speaker 11 (15:56):
It's time we all get all respect and take down
the monster they called ram Teg.
Speaker 4 (16:02):
Man.
Speaker 11 (16:02):
We all know you did, Carlos, dirty homie.
Speaker 1 (16:06):
We about to night, big homies, little homies, regular size homies.
Time we fight back against his monsters they called ram
teg Recipes of the homeboy, Carlos, we got that laughter
for your soul. You're now toned into the Frankie on
(16:28):
this show, all right. He thanks everybody for coming to
today's class on me. Guys, they're pretty good. Eh. Some
of you need to get better obviously because I see
that your your minds elsewhere. But let's bring it back
on me. Let's get centered right now, you know what
I'm saying. So let's breathe in some positivity. Exhale negativity
(16:53):
on me, shy, live with that dumb shit ain't because
most important thing me it don't ever act like you
have things figured out, he because you have to forever
be a student, homie, because a lot of times suos
to be like, oh, look that looks cute or whatever.
They see a hippo on me, you know, like a
hippo and they're like, hey, like that, like it looks
(17:14):
like you could hug them. But hippos are actually, uh,
in the top five animals that kill humans. Hey, uh,
the statistics are pretty high on it. But like lo
and behold or whatever, a hippo will fuck you up
on me, So don't try to hug it, you know,
just staying your laying on me and appreciate the hippo
(17:36):
from a distance, all right, just like like your mother
in law or your lady's mom, you know, just appreciate it.
From the distance, say, because if you get in there
too much and she's gonna be all up in your business, hey,
and she'ld you know. The last thing you want it
is for like your mother in law, your hinna's mom
to start texting you homies. That's when you know, like, oh,
(17:57):
your life is over because you're gonna be like you
know what I mean, It's like you're just being monitored
all the time on me. So what I'm saying is
you could still appreciate that person's beauty homing from a
distance like you would a hip boy. Just don't go
try to get too close or hug it because then
you know you're probably dying. I mean, so you know,
(18:18):
nobody wants that home and they want you here living, thriving,
you know, and like you know, having a good job.
Hopefully maybe you don't have a job right now, but
that's neither here nor there. Homely, the point is that
you know, you have Spotify or whatever however you're listening
to this or iTunes, So something's going good in your life.
So that's what's up, all right. So when chin me
(18:40):
for you know, representing your trollo fit and for being
here and you know, for respecting you know, your surroundings
and the planets and everything, and you know, just watch
out for those hippos a you know, just uh, you know,
try to avoid your highna's mom texting you, all right,
so he keep thriving, keep shining, keep representing to the
(19:01):
police and all that. No matter where you're at on me,
know that Creeper loves you. Ay all right? That So
what's up?
Speaker 5 (19:08):
Oh Cheesi?
Speaker 1 (19:10):
I said, I sent them for tuning into another episode
of The Frankie That Show, presented by Will Ferrell's Big
Money Players Network. Shout out to the.
Speaker 10 (19:18):
Homies high So, Liviya Nick, the Homie hearn Dog here
in the studio, James Fritz, Kevin Comia, Bobby DJ Buggs,
the legendary soul assassins by Media.
Speaker 1 (19:29):
You know how we do, homide. Thank you for giving
us an opportunity on the get down and if you
get a chance to me's go ahead and rate and
review the podcast or continue living your life. We'll see
you on the next episode of The Frankie Show. That's
what's suff right there. This call will be recorded and monitored.
I have a collect call from rubrit.
Speaker 8 (19:52):
Hey.
Speaker 1 (19:53):
Hey, Premo, what's Allmie, are you okay in there? What
dawn on me?
Speaker 12 (19:57):
I'm all right, Homie still went down fucked up on me,
I fucked up you. The motherfucker's only fuck rap tap Oni.
Fuck that ship boy. They took Carlos on me.
Speaker 1 (20:08):
I know he but now he's in robot Heaven or
whatever on me.
Speaker 12 (20:11):
Hey but still me no, no, yeah, that shit gonna
flat with.
Speaker 1 (20:15):
Me, Oni, I know, Homie. W Yeah. Other hint that
said that you knocked out like six or seven of
those fools, and like they were all in business suits,
but they were just laying right there like, ah, you know,
looking dumb.
Speaker 12 (20:27):
Yeah, you know how we do it, pretty moll. I
mean that's it's the way we take care of business man.
But hey, man, when you can't do that for me onmi.
Speaker 1 (20:33):
Yeah, yeah, no, I'm gonna. I'm gon way over there home.
I'm gonna go to the bail bonds or whatever and
then uh, you know, we're gonna bail you out here.
So we're gonna we're having out saw that tomorrow and
then be like even though you've only been there for
like two days, we'll still make it like hey, welcome home.
You know.
Speaker 12 (20:45):
Yeah, I told I'm kiding right with the homies only pel.
Speaker 1 (20:49):
All right, all right, that's what's up. I'll see you soon.
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