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Speaker 1 (00:01):
You know what really bothers me is when things are
so painstakingly obvious and yet people are still going to
make a mountain out of a molehill. It is annoying,
It is frustrating. It is a pet peeve of mine, really,
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when something is so clear and obvious, yet people want
to make it more than what it actually is. And
that has been this entire Justin Jefferson situation because people
want to speculate that the Minnesota Vikings are going to
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trade him and they're not. Quasi Adolfo Mensa, who normally
says absolutely nothing at the podium this offseason in Indianapolis
for the NFL COM was more passionate, passionate, passionate than
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we have ever seen him as the Minnesota Vikings general manager,
saying things like, there is no way that we are
trading Justin Jefferson, We are not listening to offers for
Justin Jefferson. And I googled Justin Jefferson's name, and do
you know what articles come up? Says Bleacher Report Alllines
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trade package sending Justin Jefferson to Bengals, blogging dirty Falcons.
Trading for Justin Jefferson has become our real possibility. Heavy
dot Com Vikings trade pitch swaps Justin Jefferson for NFL
leader in yards per catch. Oh my gosh, it's unbelievable.
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The Minnesota Vikings are shopping Justin Jefferson. Charlie Walter from
The Pioneer Press comes out and says, the Minnesota Vikings
try to trade Justin Jefferson if they drafted thelic neighbors,
even though it absolutely makes zero sense because then they
would have given up their first round pick and they
wouldn't have gotten a quarterback in the first round. It
just stuff, is just complete garbage. It's made up. It's
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just nonsense. When you really think about it for more
than a half a second, it's really unbelievable, just how
ridiculous these reports are. Even Mike Florio earlier this week
said something like the temperature in the room isn't right.
Why haven't the Minnesota Vikings attempted or gotten Justin Jefferson
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assigned yet? And now Mike Florio comes out and now
says that a deal for Justin Jefferson is likely to happen.
It says right here Florio wrote and report, it's entirely possible,
if not probable, if not likely, that Vikings receiver Jostin
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Jefferson will have a new contract as soon as next
week when mandatory mini camp starts. Even people want to
make a big deal out of hey he missed voluntary OTAs. Hey,
you do a little research, you look into it a
little bit, and he missed voluntary OTAs last year. He
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wasn't there last year, So why are you talking about it.
It's annoying because let me just share why it's so annoying.
If JJ was three or four years into his contract
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that he's going to sign next week or the week
after or sometime of the next year, then these trades
and the speculation might be really really real. But he
hasn't even signed. It's a big contract yet, his first
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big contract. The Minnesota Vikings are not gonna let him
go as soon as he's entering his prime years. Oh
my word, is just ridiculous. You look at Stefan Dicks.
The Minnesota Vikings resigned him to a pretty good contract,
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and then multiple years into that contract, he got a
little drama queen. The Vikings said they weren't gonna trade him.
Brix Spielman said that at the podium and they traded
him right before the draft or on draft night, which
became Justin Jefferson. And that's way different than Quezi's saying.
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The Minnesota Vikings aren't gonna trade Justin Jefferson. And the
reason why is because JJ has not signed his first
big contract yet and he hasn't been a drama queen.
He hasn't tried to force his way out of Minnesota.
Happy here, he likes it for now. So just these
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discussions and these these these these these huh oh, all right,
these made up phrase scenarios. Woof. It takes a lot
of patience to google Justin Jefferson's name, and I just
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want to flip a tit because I get these people
are trying to make content. But as far as the
reporters are concerned, like do a little just deep diving
a little bit, not asking for a lot, just a
little bit, and look at the situation up close and personal.
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JJ is not getting traded, and now he is rumored
to be close to signing a contract extension with the
Minnesota Vikings, which was going to happen all along Minnesota
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Viking stalkers. It's fun to talk about, It's fun to
come on the podcast and say JJ isn't getting traded,
but it's annoying at the same time because I just
can't believe. You know, if you ever just want to
feel good about yourself and you have a decent mind,
like realistic, just look at the world. The world is
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really really stupid. There's a lot of stupid people in
this world. You know. Sometimes I'm thinking myself, like, man,
am I dumb? Am I an idiot? And then I
look at the world. I look at these headlines. I
just watch people throughout their day to day life. I
see how they react to things, and I'm like, I'm
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not stupid. The world is stupid. And this Justin and Jefferson,
just these reports and the speculation and the rumors, and
he's gonna get straded and he's gonna be he's gonna
hold out. He's missing OTA's that's what stupid is, because
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you don't understand the situation. It's just unbelievable. M you know,
it makes me think that these people need to pick
me up. You know, they're so dumb that maybe they
need just like a little encouragement. Maybe they need someone
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like me to step into their life and give them
a little positivity and say, hey, you know what, you
can do it? Huh, yeah, you can do it? You
kidding me? No, I'm not. You can do it. Just
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think about things logically, think about things realistically, and don't
try to make a mountain out of a molehill. JJ
is not getting traded. He was never getting traded. Minnesota
Vikings are going to assign him to a contract extension
very very soon, and now Mike Florio's finally getting around
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to that. And that's the off season in the NFL.
Not much is happening right now. Why not just say, yo,
JJ is getting traded blah blah blah blah, even though
it's complete bull crap. It gets he clicks, I guess,
and maybe that's what you're going for. But then don't
criticize me or hate on me for calling that completely
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garbage because it's not happening. But that's my big take
on JJ. I also want to bring this video because
I've been sharing these videos on this thread from x
and called the funniest live moments on television, and this
moment right here is one of the funniest moments on television.
Speaker 2 (09:13):
The scary moments for customers at a Kansas Home Depot
LUISA responded to reports of a bomb threat at a
store in Wichita. A customer alerted employees man inside of
the bathroom said there was.
Speaker 1 (09:23):
A bomb in the building. Police were able to locate.
Speaker 2 (09:26):
The man responsible for those comments, and that man told
police he wore another guest to be the restroom because
he was quote fixed to blow it up but had
no intention of causing a panic. Man also tough voice
others in the room lap understanding his joke, which.
Speaker 1 (09:43):
I'm just now gadding.
Speaker 2 (09:45):
Home Depot is they will not be person charges, but
I can tell you you asked the producer for.
Speaker 1 (09:55):
To no we could have to This Ethan guy is
every single guy in the world. This girl is reading
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the story who we asked to read, and he just
can't keep it together. She goes to Ethan. Now he's
just dying because this guy is completely blowing up a bathroom.
And this is a news report out of Kentucky. I mean,
as a guy watching this video, all guys can just
watch this video and just enjoy it and just laugh
their butts off because it's the funniest thing ever. Oops
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and farts and blowing it up. It was an obvious
joke against someone didn't get it. Oh my gosh, I'm fixed.
Can you imagine being the bathroom, just taking a mass
of crap in the bathroom to say you might want
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to leave. I'm going to flow this place up with
my boop. Oh my gosh, it's so funny, so funny.
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