From Blumhouse and iHeartPodcasts, this is THE HOOKUP. Listen to the first two episodes on Valentine's Day 2025.
**CONTENT WARNING: This podcast contains sexually explicit themes and scenarios. Some content may not be suitable for all ages. Listener discretion advised.**
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Episode Transcript
Do you remember what you said the first night I
came over here? How goes lower? I met Santy at
a Luau party in October. I'm Santi Damien. Santy wanted
to make my first time special, so he booked us
a room. I got champagne, the whole nine inches and
it was her. I mean I remember in the shower afterwards.
(00:21):
I couldn't stop grinning until I got out of the
bathroom and Santy was gone. And not just I busted
a nut and I'm going home gone. Santy has been
missing ever since. Hey, man, what are you in too?
I have the hook up? The hook up? What is
the paupers? Like a ton of paupers? Why are there
(00:44):
so many poppers? No, just any pulpers? Like No matter
how hard I try, all roads lead to the hook up.
You think it's causing people to turn agro, I'm gonna
rip your arms off and use them to Yeah, that's
a word for it. I'm solving a mystery through sex
and haven't made a private dick joke until now. This
(01:04):
is such terrible representation. I'm so sorry. Mama always used
to say God gave me gumption in place of a
gag reflex. No, my psychiatrist didn't laugh at that one. Either,
listen to the Hookup on the iHeartRadio app, Apple podcasts,
or wherever you listen to your favorite shows. Taha, save
(01:28):
it for the podcast. Podcasts are kind of gay.
Host
Noah Feinberg
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