Ja Morant Needs to Listen to Unc Klay

Tyler returns from vacation with Wifey’s family and we talked if it’s okay to be sympathetic to the Cowboys right now, Ja Morant turning full heel, a new segment Fake Deep or Deep, and gave our Dookie Butts of the Week. 

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Speaker 1 (00:10):
Hell yeah, we live on the Internet.

Speaker 2 (00:15):
Welcome to Jenks and Jones, independently owned operator since twenty
twenty five.

Speaker 3 (00:18):
We've got a lot of fun stuff to talk about today.

Speaker 2 (00:20):
We got some football games, some basketball games, some presidential games.

Speaker 4 (00:27):
In Noble Office.

Speaker 2 (00:30):
We got the I got, I got a new when
I'm introduced it. We got Dookie, but of the Week
as always James and Jones, hosted by Welcome Back Back
from the Caribbean.

Speaker 5 (00:38):
I don't actually don't know where y'all were at.

Speaker 2 (00:42):
I know y'all fuck with the Caribbeans. Welcome back Dragonfly
Jones aka Tyler, everybody have the gun le Jethro Jenkins
aka John what's that bubblas?

Speaker 4 (00:51):
I'm GUARDI b aka Mike, mother fucking Mike, and.

Speaker 3 (00:55):
We uh Tyler's back. But Jackson is not here.

Speaker 2 (00:58):
Jackson's taking care of some family st all of our
love and best thoughts to Jackson and the Jacoholics, but also.

Speaker 6 (01:06):
Just you really got to make that and I'm.

Speaker 4 (01:11):
All for it because Jackie hates the Jacksons that.

Speaker 2 (01:16):
You know, he hates it because he won't like respond
to it, you know what I mean, Like he has.

Speaker 6 (01:24):
If I don't show he's getting under my standard. Probably
just not that. That's when you know you got one, bro,
that's how you know.

Speaker 4 (01:29):
Bro.

Speaker 5 (01:30):
But that's a twenty year old ship, you know what
I mean, we've been there. He don't know that we
see all through that ship. I'm not gonna respond perfect.

Speaker 2 (01:38):
I got extra I got extra envision for that, bro.
You know, like I told you that's that pop Demon Hunters. Bro,
Like you think you think? I think you're not reacting
because it doesn't.

Speaker 5 (01:49):
Bother you, right, something started talking about K pop Demon Hunters.
Oh really, He's like some Yeah, we've never watched it.
But she was like, you know, did she get hit
from it? From this from from daycare.

Speaker 4 (02:01):
So travels on the playground brom.

Speaker 5 (02:03):
Pre school, Yeah, she send them from Demon Hunters.

Speaker 4 (02:08):
She was telling me all this ship.

Speaker 6 (02:09):
I'm like, yeah, isn't there some some controversy this week
with like a church manning their kids from watching that?
And I'm like, church, ain't y'all supposed to be the
Demon Hunters too, Ain't isn't this a common calls that
y'all supposed.

Speaker 4 (02:25):
To be getting contradictory? Though?

Speaker 2 (02:28):
I got in a whole argument with my about she
should tell her religious friend who's not allowed to watch.

Speaker 4 (02:32):
It, like they're hunting the demons. Like it's not what
we're supposed to do with the demons. We have demon
sympathies we got.

Speaker 6 (02:47):
In Piltrate, ipiltrated the government have demons of sympathi inpiltrated Christianity.

Speaker 5 (02:52):
Now, yes, they showing demons. They showing demons they can't with.

Speaker 4 (02:57):
That's why.

Speaker 3 (02:57):
That's why I told my I said, it's not it's
not the pop demon.

Speaker 2 (03:00):
Buddies, why do you say, Because that's how I was
trolling my kids.

Speaker 4 (03:05):
Man.

Speaker 2 (03:05):
I got them so pissed off about that ship. I
kept saying pop and they say it's K pop and
I would say I would, and I would say to Maya,
is your name am Ayah?

Speaker 4 (03:20):
There? This is amazing.

Speaker 2 (03:25):
When they went like two weeks without responding to it,
and then finally it was I could just see many
of the steam was coming out of yours. It's not
pop and I was like, it's the pop bro. It
says it right there, kp O Pop.

Speaker 4 (03:40):
From We Just call you Steve.

Speaker 2 (03:41):
Yeah, you don't remember that ship either, Never.

Speaker 5 (03:45):
Remind, you'll never forget and you would never forget the.

Speaker 4 (03:53):
Niggas you don't know.

Speaker 3 (03:57):
I was friends called me his friends, you know what.

Speaker 4 (04:00):
I was like. I was walking up with him and
he was like, here comes.

Speaker 2 (04:03):
Vinnie and Steve and I was like, I will throw
you through and everybody.

Speaker 4 (04:06):
I would cheese greater you.

Speaker 3 (04:07):
Through that chain link face right.

Speaker 5 (04:09):
A little bit, Asha said Steven and ran off, laughing.

Speaker 4 (04:19):
Are we here with it?

Speaker 3 (04:22):
Tyler was forever? How is the How is the Caribbean?

Speaker 6 (04:26):
It was great. Man went on a cruise to the Bahamas.
We had Nassau, half Moon CA and like celebration. Key,
I think it was cool ass cruise. Man was on
there with with Wifey's family. Good country North Carolina folks,
My type of people had a blast. Bro was up

(04:46):
and up every night until like goddamn three four, you know,
eating all I wanted to eat.

Speaker 4 (04:53):
It was a It was a blast, Bro. Just absolutely miserable.

Speaker 5 (05:01):
Jesus Christ. Wow, you live a life, Tyler, for real?

Speaker 4 (05:05):
You know what I mean? And this weekend this week
and me and wife is going to d C. We're
doing a weekend in d C.

Speaker 6 (05:11):
And then because on Sunday we catching motherfucking Brandy and Monica,
we got flushed, you know what I'm saying, so yeah, man,
we having a blast.

Speaker 4 (05:19):
Man. You truly my best friend.

Speaker 6 (05:22):
Like I know, everyone hates hearing that ship when people
say that about when married couple said that, But that's
my best fucking friend known in the world.

Speaker 4 (05:28):
I love being around and doing stuff with.

Speaker 2 (05:30):
Yeah, and there's a few better setups in life than
enjoying your in laws. Also of like in law vacation
being something you're excited about.

Speaker 4 (05:39):
That's a real yeah.

Speaker 6 (05:43):
Like like when Summer first introduced me to my pops,
I'm to her. Pops was like, I don't know, he's
kind of, you know, standout. That motherfucker loved me immediately, like.

Speaker 3 (05:51):
You know, she was like like she a little annoyed
about it about like I don't.

Speaker 4 (05:58):
Know if I like this.

Speaker 2 (06:01):
Listen, I told you, I get it, bro, I get that.

Speaker 4 (06:05):
I do get that. Hey.

Speaker 6 (06:06):
Hey, when we when we first started dating and we'd
have our little arguments whatever, Summer would would go and
tell like what happened to her mom.

Speaker 4 (06:13):
She told me she stopped going to her mom because
her mom's gonna saddle with me. She't even that ship
to Mama Noble.

Speaker 6 (06:23):
So yeah, I am. I love my my in laws.
You know, they have embraced me from the from the job.
So yeah, shout out, shout out to my in laws.

Speaker 4 (06:31):
Man, all right, beautiful.

Speaker 2 (06:35):
Insert a segment where John and I would respond, and
moving on, shout out all day, shout out all there.

Speaker 3 (06:51):
All right, let's talk a little.

Speaker 4 (06:52):
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Speaker 4 (07:37):
Uh and we've been having a great time.

Speaker 2 (07:38):
In the discord. No funny business at all going on
in the discord. Just a great wholesome time.

Speaker 3 (07:46):
All right, let's talk a little football, Tyler.

Speaker 2 (07:51):
I know we were we were tapped in on the
Rams Bucks game, and unfortunately the Rams just look like
a fucking wagon over there with fucking Sean nick pute face.

Speaker 4 (08:02):
Bro, they just look incredible.

Speaker 6 (08:04):
Yeah, Bro, Like I came out this game thinking it's
staff for the MVP and it's just the best team
in the NFC. Like, I think those are legit questions
to ask right about now. It's just, bro, this this
is a very interesting season because so much of how
shit is going to play out is going to be
like who gets who in the postseason?

Speaker 4 (08:21):
I feel like yeah, because.

Speaker 6 (08:23):
I mean I just feel like there's so many teams
that's just so neck and neck. I don't feel like
there's a team that is just head and shoulders better
than everybody.

Speaker 4 (08:28):
This season.

Speaker 6 (08:30):
It's it's it's teams like you saw the Chiefs fucking
doing some fucking Chief shit, you know today against the Colts,
where it's like, Okay, if these motherfuckers get in the playoffs,
who knows what can happen? And you know, we saw
the fucking Cowboys running off twenty four straight against Philly. Yeah,
we're talking about this second. Yeah, Philly went up twenty

(08:50):
one zip on them. Like I don't know, the league
just feels so wide open right now. Like I said,
I think so much of it is going to come
down to how shit shakes out with seeding and who
gets in the playoffs.

Speaker 2 (09:00):
Bro, I'm definitely less interested in the regular season this
year and more excited about the playoffs, is exactly I
always say it because I think all those there's so
many playoff matchups that are exciting right now. Not a
fun time to be a forty nine er fan, I'll
just throw that out there. But very happy for my
friends who are RAMS fans and there their coach. And
I do like McVay, even though he's got pubes on

(09:22):
his face.

Speaker 4 (09:22):
I fucked with McVay. He's a he's a great coach,
seems like a good dude.

Speaker 2 (09:26):
The little five hundred game ship for collins Worth at
the end of the game was not necessary. John, you're muted,
or maybe you're not muted, but you're not. He's not
muted back.

Speaker 6 (09:37):
Yeah, it's no mute icon on your ship. But we
ain't hearing you.

Speaker 4 (09:42):
We don't know anything.

Speaker 5 (09:48):
Anyway.

Speaker 2 (09:49):
All right, we'll see we get that figured out with John.
But I was did you see a little five hundred
games ship for collins Worth?

Speaker 4 (09:54):
They did, Tyler, I did not. I did not.

Speaker 6 (09:57):
I saw the tweets for it, but I didnt see
the actual There was a alimony for this ship.

Speaker 2 (10:01):
They just was like like McVay brought him a jersey
that said five hundred on it, and like they you know,
they were, you know, they were doing all this ship
and everything.

Speaker 4 (10:09):
I'm just like, I don't know, bro, now here's a guy. Hey,
you don't you don't.

Speaker 1 (10:12):
They're like, no one loves.

Speaker 3 (10:13):
Football more than Chris collins Worth.

Speaker 4 (10:15):
And I was like, is that true?

Speaker 3 (10:17):
Is that the bible we get off Chris collins Worth?

Speaker 2 (10:19):
Like, I know, he's been around a long time and
I think he's I do think he's good and everything,
but like, you know, we don't have to talk about
him like he's John Madden.

Speaker 4 (10:26):
Like I don't know, Maybe maybe I'm just old and grumpy.

Speaker 6 (10:29):
I don't know, man, five hundred games a lot of
fucking games considering he's only working what's around twenty times
a year or so, I have to have loum most like.

Speaker 2 (10:37):
Yeah, there's a lot of games, but it also feels
like it's like a little like I feel like it's
sometimes it's seasons. Sometimes there's games. They're just like inventing
the milestone a little bit. All right, hold on, John
is back. John disappeared in his back. I'm gonna add
him to the stage.

Speaker 4 (10:52):
John A. Madding is his stage. He added himself to
the stage. Am I am.

Speaker 5 (10:57):
Let's go fuck he's glass Yeah, beats man, oh stick
and sticking the workouts. That's it, brother, They're just too complicated.
It's not them, it's me.

Speaker 4 (11:07):
Bro user error.

Speaker 5 (11:09):
Yeah, yeah, as simple as nigga man when it comes
to this technology, bro no nothing about this shit.

Speaker 4 (11:14):
Go ahead though.

Speaker 2 (11:15):
All right, Well, on the subject of football, this is
what I want to talk about. One Cowboys hater to
another with Tyler. Tyler Cowboys have now won the last
two games. They were down twenty one zero today came
back and.

Speaker 4 (11:30):
Beat the Eagles. Obviously, for those who don't know the
situation with the Cowboys, John, I know you might not
know this.

Speaker 2 (11:36):
You know they had a player, Marshawn Kneelan, who committed
suicide a couple of weeks ago, and I thought that
the team's response when the players and the coaches have
talked about it, has shown I thought, actually some really
positive stuff about how far we've come as men in

(11:56):
this country, and like, you know, people are kind of
giving them the standard, like how do you move on
from this? Like this is so you know, sad, and
like all their responses were so different from what they
would have been. I feel like when we were kids
that you know, the coaches like we're not trying to
move on, like it's just gonna be horrible for the
whole year, and like we're all gonna be sad about
it all the time. And now they're doing shit like

(12:19):
they had the biggest they tied the biggest comeback in
franchise history against the Eagles and Tyler. I'm asking you,
one to the bone cowboy hater to another. Am I
allowed to have been happy for the Cowboys coming back today?

Speaker 4 (12:41):
Yeah? Yeah?

Speaker 6 (12:42):
And the reason is for one, you know, you're not
a fan of NFC team, I feel like the barter
gets a little muddy or there, but.

Speaker 4 (12:49):
Yeah, for sure, But I mean there's joy to.

Speaker 6 (12:51):
Be found in you know, how how tense this might
make shit in that Eagles locker room after you go.
You scored twenty one in the first half and then
no score shit in the second half. You know, with
with with with the whole issue of that of their
whole season being you know, our offense is fucking stagnant.

Speaker 4 (13:08):
Jalen is scared to let it fly, like what's really
going on here?

Speaker 6 (13:11):
Like this this and to lose this game to a
division rival, the division rival too. Like the joy you
can find here is is it's probably gonna be held
to pay in Philly because of this loss.

Speaker 2 (13:22):
Did you see the Philly local News TV report that
they had the punching bags with the Cowboys players faces
on it, lined up down the hallway and these elementary
school kids just punching the punching bags.

Speaker 6 (13:35):
No place in the world like Philly, bro, No place
in the world, like God, damn, no place in the
world like Philly.

Speaker 4 (13:43):
Night, Vinnie, good night, good night.

Speaker 2 (13:47):
All right, Tyler, you would believe what we were talking
about the last time this dude popular good night.

Speaker 4 (13:57):
We were talking about good night. God Damn, I love you, I.

Speaker 5 (14:02):
Love a good God Damn bro, God damn bro about
this guy.

Speaker 4 (14:09):
Damn we were talking about the Trump Ship. We were
talking about the Trump Uh you missed that whole following
and goblin.

Speaker 2 (14:16):
Yeah, we were in the middle of that whole conversation
to Vidiy Walkner.

Speaker 4 (14:19):
The whole chat all at once was just.

Speaker 8 (14:21):
Like John, Like John literally hid himself from I had
to look I had.

Speaker 4 (14:26):
To look away, bro, because I was like, this can't
be happening. I got headphones on. He didn't even know.
It was just it's just it's.

Speaker 5 (14:33):
Just it's just a child and that conversation do not
need to be connected in any white shape or form,
you know, no, no, no, no no no no no no
no no no no no no exactly.

Speaker 2 (14:44):
But also I don't know, you know, we we worked
the five six of the sports writers like work out
of our every Friday night for football season.

Speaker 4 (14:50):
People over here working till three or four in the morning.

Speaker 2 (14:52):
It's we got music on, it's loud, it's sports writers
and ship. So I don't know how many fucking times
he's walking to a room, I've been.

Speaker 4 (14:58):
Like, nope, not right now.

Speaker 2 (15:06):
Anyway, dare in the chat agreed with you, Tyler that
we're allowed to fuel some simple sympathetic joy for the
Cowboys because.

Speaker 4 (15:15):
It was a conceived that that was. That's the line there.
I love it.

Speaker 2 (15:22):
Okay, all right, let's talk a little. Let's be grumpy
old men for a second.

Speaker 4 (15:25):
Here.

Speaker 2 (15:26):
John Morant from the bench calling Clay Thompson a bum
and you know, uh, calling him old and all this
other ship and Clay actually kind of popped off a
little bit in the in the post game, you know,
said that he's talking from the bench. He says no accountability,

(15:46):
which is how has been his entire career. What First
of all, what do you think of of the NBA
turning on Clay Thompson. It seems like someone's annoyed at
Clay at all times. And then what do we want
to say about job?

Speaker 4 (16:02):
Okay, there's so much I want to say about this shit.

Speaker 6 (16:06):
I feel like, for one, I am not on the
side of I feel like a common sentiment we're seeing
here is you can't talk like that to a four
time champion.

Speaker 4 (16:15):
What have you accomplished? I don't think that matters.

Speaker 6 (16:18):
Yeah, if y'all are on the on the court together,
even though jobs and street clothes, which is which is
kind of a pertinent point here, if y'all are contemporaries,
I guess it's a proper context here since jaw wasn't suited.

Speaker 4 (16:28):
Up, you can get it. Yeah, yeah, you can talk
that shit. But what what irked me so much about
this is that.

Speaker 6 (16:39):
It felt like a repeat violation of joh just not
having any fucking self awareness about things. Because to be honest, here,
the story about Clay now is he's cooked. He's in
the twilight of his career, best years of behind him.
Hell of a fucking career though, right, Like, do you
feel that way he cooked? He's not what he used

(17:02):
to be?

Speaker 5 (17:02):
Oh no, I would say he's cooked. I would say
I would say, I would say, you're not gonna get
nothing like that. That seems like anything he used to be.
I mean, he's even I mean barely serviceable at time,
just seems you know what I mean. So, yeah, that's cooked,
you know what I mean? Maybe for the second best
shooter of all time.

Speaker 6 (17:23):
And exactly like like if you know, if we're gonna
be honest here, yes Clay is looking washed and John
calling him a bum that is not something that thousands
millions of NBA fans haven't thought said whatever. But the
thing is, like I said, it just felt like a
repeat violation of this kid just not getting it.

Speaker 4 (17:43):
Like, Okay, the story about Clay is he's he's done.

Speaker 6 (17:46):
His career is over. Hell of a fucking career. That
fucking Hall of Fame jacket is waiting on you. The
story of your career right now is, bro, what is
your story gonna be when you're done here? Oh, we're
gonna look at you? Is one of the biggest fucking
waste of talent that we've ever seen. Like, like how
you are in in a in a spot right now
where we are legitimately concerned about are we going to

(18:08):
see one of the biggest squanderings of talent that we
have seen in NBA history, right? And I just want
him to be a like I just don't know how
you can just not be aware of that in that moment,
and like and and and like I said, the ship talking,
that's cool. I don't give a fuck about that. But
then he did the whole finger in Clay's face.

Speaker 4 (18:25):
Ship. Did y'all see that ship? Yeah?

Speaker 2 (18:27):
I saw it when he place lapped it out, Yeah,
Drew said, Morant's inner child is jab Morant.

Speaker 4 (18:36):
That's perfect. I'm gonna say this.

Speaker 6 (18:41):
I am not I am not a fan of job morant,
and I put so much thought into why I'm.

Speaker 4 (18:46):
Not That sucks because I agree with you, but it sucks. Yeah,
I do not want to be here.

Speaker 6 (18:53):
I do not want to not like this kid, and
I have legitimately put so much thought into it into bro,
why do I just not like this kid? And I'm
gonna take that out on a little, a little journey here,
Jesse smole, Ay, we all know the controversy surrounding him, right,
we don't know motherfucker juice Jesse, Listen, go ahead. I

(19:18):
knew from the moment I heard that he was full
of shit. I knew that motherfucker was lying. This motherfucker
said said so it's a red neck set three in
the morning in downtown Chicago.

Speaker 4 (19:28):
New recognize you from Empire? Nigga? Like what type of reht? Hey?

Speaker 9 (19:33):
No one nive, no one thing in connected now one
puzzle piece fit the other.

Speaker 4 (19:42):
Matter of fact, they were watching it as you walk by.

Speaker 3 (19:45):
They were watching Empire o'clock in the morning.

Speaker 4 (19:48):
I wouldn't even recognize that, nigga. You feel me. You're
talking about how many how many episodes Empire have you watched? Tyler?
You know what I mean?

Speaker 6 (19:55):
Listen, I think I'm very black, but you're a more
advanced level black than me. If you're if you're a
well first an empire, you feel.

Speaker 4 (20:02):
Me, you are OK.

Speaker 5 (20:05):
And I think I'm on a very high level black,
but you're higher. M a nigga, but you are different.
That's a different type of motherfucker that watches that ship.

Speaker 4 (20:14):
Yes, Empire, you feel me? The fuck that? And what's
with the joint with ghosts? What was that ship? Power?
Power and Empire. That's a different type of nigga, you
know what I mean. And that's a triple double level nigga.
You know what I mean.

Speaker 5 (20:30):
Fifty forty ninety ass nigga right there, dog, you feel me?

Speaker 4 (20:35):
You have the twenty nine point game nigga. You know
what I'm saying. That's crazy anywhere?

Speaker 9 (20:39):
Go ahead, Yeah, generational nigga though, Generator first, first, Hall
of PA pay real anywhere, go ahead, my bag.

Speaker 6 (20:51):
Yeah, I promise y'all, Jesse smolan Jah, They're gonna get
tied together by them. So, like I said, I knew
from from jump that motherfucker's line. And know what, I
never publicly vocalized. And the reason I didn't was because
I saw the crowd that had their pitchforks out for Jessein, right,
it was fucking racist and homophobes and racist homophobes fucking swirl.

Speaker 4 (21:13):
He's like the whole combination there, right.

Speaker 6 (21:15):
I did not want to tweet out Jesse is full
of shit and have fucking Maga man for twenty sixty
nine re quote tweeting me like, yeah, that's all the
Durkis do is lie, especially the gay ones.

Speaker 4 (21:26):
Right.

Speaker 5 (21:26):
I did not Brother and the barbershop niggas talking about
you know what I'm saying, the gay agenda, you feel
I mean for sure?

Speaker 4 (21:33):
Right?

Speaker 6 (21:33):
So yeah, So I never publicly vocalized that I knew
Jesse was full of shit because, like I said, I
didn't want to align myself with the people who took
up pitchforks for that cause.

Speaker 4 (21:48):
So I've put a lot of doubt into why I
don't like Job.

Speaker 6 (21:53):
And I feel like the reasons that I do not
like him are, like, I don't think there's a way
I can differentiate myself from the wrong crowd on this one.
I feel like I feel like he turned to look
to a Republican Damn yeah, Republican ramball off this motherfucker,
like like, look if Maga Man for twenty sixty nine,

(22:15):
if he tweeted something like this accountability ducking.

Speaker 4 (22:21):
Rap music influenced by.

Speaker 10 (22:25):
Dord Tuning brother right right, not appreciative of the blessed
position he's in, who loves the spotlight more than winning.

Speaker 4 (22:37):
And duck Duck's accountability at all time. Like like like
you were like, you wouldn't retweeted, but you would like it.

Speaker 6 (22:46):
I to like, but no, that's true, but like like
I'd be like, yeah, that's the same reason I don't
fuck it, And I, like I said, I just I
don't like not liking job and I.

Speaker 4 (23:00):
Really really, really really hope this kid turns it around.

Speaker 6 (23:05):
But it's just he's just showing just a lack of accountability,
a lack of taking this shit serious. And while doing
this introspection, of course, I'm like, yo, am I being
an old fuddy duddy, Like, let me think back to
the players of my era when I was young, who
went through the same trials and tribulations that job might
have went to, and how did I feel about them?
Of course, the first thing that immediately comes to mind

(23:26):
when you think about that from our is Alan Arverson, right,
and it feels like Alan Iverson's saving grace was always this,
and this is always the case if you're ever, if
you're ever in a situation where motherfucker needs a saving grace,
that saving grace ninety nine percent of the time is
going to be authenticity. It's gonna be like, like, yo,

(23:46):
you are fucking up right now. We ain't fucking with you,
but you're genuine and there's a part of us that
has to respect that. That doesn't feel like the way
I feel about Job. I feel like, do you like though,
I feel like this isn't him. I just it doesn't
feel authentic. Dylan Brooks feels like an authentic asshole. Draymond
Green feels like an authentic asshole. Like I said, if

(24:08):
we're talking about motherfuckers who who have some some questionable shit,
but we still give mo past because they're authentic, look
no further than fucking aunt Edwards bro with all his
off the court ship, you know what I'm saying. But
him being authentic, him being genuine by him so much
goodwill you know outside of that? And it doesn't like
it felt like Alan I And and the thing is,

(24:29):
if you look back on Allen Iverson's career. From an
adult perspective, You're like, yeah, ay, I probably was tripping
all some shit and you you.

Speaker 4 (24:35):
Know, yeah, you probably need to be in practice.

Speaker 6 (24:37):
Yeah, you need to do a lot of the you know,
the corny shit that that the franchise are supposed to
do in the press conferences, et cetera, et cetera. But
it felt like Allen Iverson's battle was always a battle for.

Speaker 4 (24:49):
Him trying to be himself. That's what it always felt.
It was rude to me. M Yeah, this doesn't but Ji,
it doesn't feel like this way.

Speaker 6 (24:57):
It feels the agenda, the quote unquote agenda against y'all
feels like it's us telling a young man stop being
a fucking knucklehead and take a job.

Speaker 5 (25:05):
Serious, bro, I think that knucklehead shit is genuine though.
I think he's an authentic ass knucklehead.

Speaker 4 (25:11):
You feel me.

Speaker 5 (25:11):
I think it's gonna be very difficult to get through
to him because of that knucklehead shit. How do y'all
feel like? Do y'all think he's gonna figure it out?

Speaker 4 (25:20):
Do you think?

Speaker 5 (25:21):
I mean, he has the talent to be in the
league long enough to if he's going to figure out
to figure it out. I'm wondering if it will ever
happen though, because that like, I don't know if he's
like fighting to be himself, but I think he is
a genuine knucklehead. And I feel like the position in
which he gained by being so good got him there

(25:42):
because the player we saw was at Murray State we
play right, Yeah, that was not he was a different player.

Speaker 4 (25:48):
He was a different person. It seems.

Speaker 5 (25:50):
I feel like him being in the spotlight and him
getting that type of love and getting the or whatever,
you know what I'm saying, adoration he was getting turned
him into this person and it's it's hard to get
It's gonna be hard to get through to that that
thick ass stole he got.

Speaker 4 (26:04):
That's what it's saeming like to me.

Speaker 2 (26:05):
I just think because there have been so many guys
that we grew up loving like iverson, sometimes we can
like dudes who just kind of seem like shitheads because
we're hoping that there's like the heroes what no I know,
but like but but but no.

Speaker 4 (26:20):
You agree with you?

Speaker 2 (26:21):
It could be you, yes, but you're rooting for that
like that misunderstood image, I guess is what I would say.
And like sometimes the guy is just a shipthead, like
it is what I mean, because okay, but he was
misunderstood in a way that I think John kind of
tried to lean into.

Speaker 4 (26:37):
And it's like, but if you keep doing the same
stupid thing.

Speaker 2 (26:39):
Over and over again, bro, maybe you're stood Like, maybe
you're not misunderstood.

Speaker 6 (26:44):
You don't see a motherfucker that's trying a little too far,
and we'll see John motherfucker put his angers in Clay's face, like.

Speaker 4 (26:51):
Daddy, some try hardship to you. I don't, I don't know.
I think he just a I think he's just kind
of an asshole.

Speaker 2 (26:58):
I know exactly what you're talking about, and I will
not be the dude on the podcast talking about it.

Speaker 4 (27:02):
But I don't disagree with you.

Speaker 7 (27:05):
I'm not going to get into the suburbs versus you
know it doesn't But.

Speaker 4 (27:11):
That's not okay.

Speaker 6 (27:13):
I'm not even saying, yeah, he's he's a suburban kid
with two parents. I'm not being that guy. I just
this just doesn't like I'm sure Dylan Brooks is a
suburban a kid with two parents and he's a legitimate
ass Oh you see the genuine asshole article when you
look at Dylan Brook.

Speaker 4 (27:27):
I don't see that in John.

Speaker 5 (27:29):
I mean the think this is the thing. I think
when he did it, he did it to fuck with
a minute. It seem like he was on no hard ship.
It seemed like he was on some asshole ship. Like
I know you wouldn't like this. I'm a dude, I
don't give a fuck about you, old nigga. I mean,
that's the same energy he had when on Ego Ego
Dollar was over there, when it was like fuck that
old nigga.

Speaker 4 (27:49):
You know what I'm saying. Remember he can't remember.

Speaker 5 (27:51):
I mean, it's the same energy he's I think he's
I think he I think he meant that ship. I
don't think he's coming from a hard place. I think
he's done ship to try to seem like hard. But
that seems like he's hard.

Speaker 3 (28:00):
But that that's the stuff I talk about this instance.

Speaker 5 (28:03):
Yeah, and the finger, the finger, the finger ship didn't
seem hard. They seemed like, I'm like, fuck you, old nigga.
I'll give a fuck what you are. I don't even
fuck what you did. You feel me, Oh, that's what
it seemed to me. But I think, but like I said,
I think he said I get where you're coming from.

Speaker 4 (28:18):
Toddy completely.

Speaker 5 (28:19):
I feel like he's a genuine knucklehead though, and that
is some genuine knucklehead ship, you know what I'm saying.

Speaker 2 (28:26):
I want I want to get back to the Clay
part of it. Wiggles McGillick Cutty said they've hated each
other since twenty nineteen. People are getting too deep with it.
I'll tell you why you're wrong. Wiggles mcgilla cutty.

Speaker 4 (28:37):
Pullet cheerup, pull cheer up.

Speaker 11 (28:45):
I think the one thing I say is this, there's
definitely been a real run of people with some ship
to say about Clay, and I know that there's some
jealousy of the warriors wrapped.

Speaker 4 (28:56):
Up in it, but I don't think it's just jealousy
the words, you know.

Speaker 2 (29:00):
And I don't know if it's like a personal thing
that like he's with with make this value, but it's like,
I really respect the way Clay has been moving as
someone who's with the woman of that stature and caliber,
where like he's been commenting on podcasts, like he was
coming out on one podcast like don't refer to my girlfriend.

Speaker 4 (29:19):
You know, as a as a pussy or as a bit.

Speaker 2 (29:22):
Like not really respect the way he's moving, and it
does seem like he's kind of driving everybody nuts, you know,
I mean, they just hate that the man is at home.

Speaker 4 (29:31):
Hashtag smothered. Bro smothered. He love us mother during his
prime too.

Speaker 6 (29:38):
I said what he said, what Clay was a big
ship talking during his prime, like a lot of this motherfuckers.

Speaker 4 (29:42):
And he looks back in here.

Speaker 5 (29:43):
Too, and he was frying to ask who he was
frying niggas. So I see on both ends, you feel
what I'm saying. But at the same time, too, Bro, like,
it does seem like some of that hate, it's just
kind of weird. It seemed like you mad because a
man genuinely happy. You feel like that's what that's just us. Hey,
lo Keith oh Man, Nigga, how the funk this nigga?

Speaker 4 (30:09):
You know what I'm saying, He's just got his airline.

Speaker 1 (30:11):
Nigga.

Speaker 6 (30:12):
You know the mother, she the motherfucker, she had the
motherfucker eating catfish and spaghetti.

Speaker 4 (30:17):
Was like, oh, I never had this combination. Heard that
never had catty spaghetti. You got that, nigga? Yeah, my
figure that nigga pays two. Let me run it.

Speaker 8 (30:38):
Put me on my lower slide all over the place
as Nigga todd your Ashley. You had that pretty ass jumper.

Speaker 4 (30:51):
Nigga, you don't deserve that ass nigga for real, No,
I do respect it for how you moving. Really, but
I see what niggas says.

Speaker 3 (31:04):
What does he have that I don't my house?

Speaker 4 (31:11):
You know what I'm saying. I guess, I guess, I guess.

Speaker 6 (31:16):
On the ship, bro, like I said, I didn't like
that job Clay moment because, like I said, yeah, Josh
Clay's washed. His career is over, and we know what
his story is. It's a first ballad Hall of Fame story,
and we are concerned about where your ueer is going
right now.

Speaker 5 (31:32):
And that's why Clay's ship hits so hard because it
was all facts.

Speaker 4 (31:36):
It was all like nigga.

Speaker 3 (31:39):
Fe back the way old wash people.

Speaker 4 (31:43):
The truth right basically, just keep living.

Speaker 12 (31:49):
Show you you know what I'm saying, don't show you.

Speaker 4 (32:00):
Your blood one day. If you're lucky enough you're flying,
make it where I'm at. You know what I mean.
You don't see, Just hope they ain't too late, young blood, you.

Speaker 13 (32:14):
Know, giving him Christmas Carol, alright, So he hit him
with that ump ship and he and he told him
he be busited like three ghosts on Christmas.

Speaker 6 (32:26):
Eve Bro squander protection, go some Nike text.

Speaker 4 (32:35):
And you had a pivotal What the fuck is you
gonna do? You know what I'm saying? Crazy?

Speaker 5 (32:43):
But yeah, man, but he but it was one hundred
percent facts, yo, Like Nigga, I hope you don't squander this.
I'm already stamped. Let's figure out what you're gonna do
with your talent. You feel me, You're like and and
well and he is almost like he felt sorry for
the nigga at the end.

Speaker 4 (33:00):
Nobody got to the to the li final citizen like.
I hope he figures it out.

Speaker 2 (33:05):
That's the perspective smothered. That's the perspective of the smothered.
Right now, I'm gonna have to be happy as fuck.

Speaker 4 (33:11):
He can't. He can't be unhappy. He can't be unhappy.
He wake up, Brahma. He ain't got enough hands.

Speaker 5 (33:18):
He could be gorrol forearms and motherfucking ain't got enough
to hold all that, got enough to hold all that,
all the money he got, Nigga, he can't be unhappy.

Speaker 4 (33:34):
Nigga. Waves still like somebody said, waves still on spind nigga.
I'm father leving ball headed, big ball it out Clay Johnson.

Speaker 6 (33:49):
All right, one last thing, one last thing, last thing
I was. I was extremely high on uh during the beginning.

Speaker 4 (34:01):
I had a jodge jersey bro. Y'all remember I caught
the jogh jersey. Y'all loved that.

Speaker 6 (34:05):
Yeah, anyway, yeah, the old school Vancouver Grizzly ship.

Speaker 4 (34:08):
Right yeah, yeah, yeah, heater.

Speaker 6 (34:12):
And and there was a time I was looking at
him like, Yo, this kid might be in VP one day.
And now we're at the point where the biggest news
of this dude season is you argue with a nigga
in a Nike sweatsuit. That's what we're discussing about you now, Bro,
You was arguing with motherfuckers in a sweatsuit after you

(34:32):
haven't played, after you floated out there that you went
out after you've been you know, being passive aggressive with
media talking about you're not driving any more because they
told you to stop and you don't want to like.

Speaker 14 (34:42):
Pull your pats up. Young Buck be a man.

Speaker 4 (34:54):
He makes me feel like but he needs to hear
that talk right now.

Speaker 5 (35:00):
Oh, Clay tried to give it to him real hopefully
he understoes me.

Speaker 4 (35:04):
He ain't gone that ain't that it was. It's not
gonna land.

Speaker 5 (35:07):
But hopefully somebody you know what I'm saying, helping man
out for real, because I low keyhim, leaning towards him,
not figuring out.

Speaker 4 (35:16):
I don't, I don't. I don't have any evidence.

Speaker 6 (35:20):
Yeah, there's no evidence, no, nothing inspirational that makes me
think he is. Like I said, I don't think a trade,
a change of scenery is gonna change going to going
to Charlotte, nigga.

Speaker 4 (35:28):
What is that gonna do for John Moran? Like him
and him and Mellow It's just.

Speaker 6 (35:34):
Gonna be a spot for for one of them, but
a mellow one out. But I just I just don't think.

Speaker 4 (35:39):
I don't know.

Speaker 6 (35:40):
I'm just I'm just all the way out on this
young man. And like I said, I'm it's not on
some funck you I.

Speaker 4 (35:45):
Hate you get the fun my life. I just you
just have given me nothing to believe in.

Speaker 5 (35:49):
I've lost faith in what you will be. And he
shouldn't give a fuck what I think.

Speaker 4 (35:54):
You know what I mean? But I hope he proves
me wrong.

Speaker 5 (35:56):
And uh was it? Jay Grim said his shoes a
great though. Yes, he got the best shoes in the
league this year. About them, ship's going up? You feel
I wish he was playing, No, goddamn be cool if
he was, If he you know what I mean, if
his best highlight wasn't him putting a finger in a
nigga face.

Speaker 4 (36:14):
You feel me runs up? It would be all right?
Should we talk about another happy couple? Yeah?

Speaker 3 (36:21):
The Mayor of New York went to go visit the
White House last.

Speaker 2 (36:24):
Week and uh put on a real he put on
a real charm offensive on the United States President.

Speaker 4 (36:29):
Bro.

Speaker 3 (36:30):
Yeah, all of the maga people were barking about Trump.

Speaker 4 (36:34):
It's gonna fucking give him what for.

Speaker 3 (36:37):
He's gonna He's gonna talk to this socialist.

Speaker 5 (36:41):
Looked positively giddy, you know, I mean, he was bubbly
after talking to my You know what.

Speaker 4 (36:49):
I'm saying, They said, the motherfucker.

Speaker 6 (36:51):
Trump went on a shopping spree the next day after that, like.

Speaker 4 (36:59):
This right, you can stay I'm a fascist, go ahead.
That was the funniest ship.

Speaker 6 (37:06):
Bro.

Speaker 2 (37:06):
He was there, like do you still consider him a fascist?
And Mam Donnie started answering Trump's like you could just
you can tell him.

Speaker 6 (37:12):
About Yeah, yeah, Like, bro, that is high key, the
most compassion we might have ever seen from Trump in
a fucking press with a mock. He saved fucking aroun
from from There was no answer he could have given
there that would have pleased everybody.

Speaker 4 (37:27):
He was trying to figure it out.

Speaker 2 (37:28):
Saw the calculator asked him, They're like, you believe in
free busses, but did you fly an airplane here? And
Trump was like, the airplane's faster. He's a busy man.
He's a mayor in New York.

Speaker 4 (37:39):
Like, were you asking commercial? O get me? Don't get me?

Speaker 6 (37:45):
The bus man started on this ship, Blue Commercial. That
flight was leaving, and you call him the motherfucking some
free busses in New York.

Speaker 4 (37:54):
Bro. Fact, we pulled it off from Richmond. If goddamn
Richmon could do it, y'all can god damn uh? Anyway,
that ship was. That ship just had me absolutely.

Speaker 2 (38:05):
Cracking up because then, yes, Trump the next day came
out and was not wearing that fucking McDonald's franchise owner
owners suit that he always wears, like a black blazer
with like a red fucking scarf.

Speaker 4 (38:20):
Ye had to turn it up, bro.

Speaker 6 (38:22):
Yeah, I made n't want to put that ship on
right was like, like, your bad wild I had a
bad mist around, made a mental money.

Speaker 4 (38:30):
I'm not your funny nigga.

Speaker 6 (38:32):
What I'm saying came in smelling good. That nigga said, damn,
I might need to start dressing for me. Even I
didn't start making myself feel good.

Speaker 4 (38:46):
You know what I'm saying. I didn't think you know
what I'm saying. I told you. I told someone.

Speaker 6 (38:57):
I was like, Yo, I'm really low key missions, you know,
putting a nice out. I don't want to going out.
I was like, yo, I'm about to start doing that
and going back in the bar se man.

Speaker 4 (39:03):
We should make that a thing. Bro. And it's like yeah,
and and bro, Nigga Trump did that on the DOLO.
Have to Meet and Inspired. I got to get right again.
I think like.

Speaker 2 (39:17):
People have pointed this out, but it's just if you've
ever needed evidence that like what that dude respects is
like power and attention, then it's just like, well, this
dude is handsome as fuck, Like he looks great on
the TV camera.

Speaker 4 (39:27):
Get him over.

Speaker 3 (39:28):
I don't want any of these refugees standing next to me.

Speaker 2 (39:30):
This motherfucker's cute as hell.

Speaker 4 (39:35):
That nigga, you see your smile and make you smile.
You've ever seen thathing, That's what that nigga says.

Speaker 6 (39:42):
We've seen We've seen a motherfucker ruminated over that smile,
like we see him.

Speaker 4 (39:48):
We see the.

Speaker 6 (39:49):
Motherfucker around Trump literally literally almost drop.

Speaker 4 (39:51):
Dead a couple of weeks ago. The motherfucker did not care.

Speaker 2 (39:54):
No, he just literally stood there like like an actor, like,
is the set reset yet?

Speaker 3 (39:59):
Like we know we does it take two yet?

Speaker 4 (40:01):
Like action? Okay, go ahead, She's crazy. All right.

Speaker 2 (40:08):
I have a new segment I want to introduce, and
if y'all don't like it, don't we never have to
do it again. But because uh, because my kids, you know,
involved in youth sports, my Instagram algorithm and because of
my job sends me.

Speaker 4 (40:21):
So much inspirational youth sports stuff.

Speaker 2 (40:23):
Okay, and sometimes it ship hits me and I'm like, damn,
that's that's kind of deep, like they got a point.
And then sometimes this ship hits me and I'm like,
that's not deep at all. And so I want to
introduce a new segment.

Speaker 4 (40:34):
Called fake deep or deep.

Speaker 2 (40:36):
Okay, I'm gonna tell you all about a post I
saw that y'all tell me is this deep or is
it fake de.

Speaker 4 (40:41):
Real lies, real lies, real lies, nigga.

Speaker 15 (40:44):
Yes, okay, this is the.

Speaker 2 (40:51):
So this was a post where it was like it
was like a motivational uh you know. Sports psychologist has
a young like a female off ball player, like thirteen
years old, stand up on top of a chair and
he says, okay, now stick out your hand. Well, no,
actually sorry. He puts his hand out and he says,
on top of the chair.

Speaker 4 (41:10):
He sticks.

Speaker 2 (41:11):
She's standing on top of the chair. He's standing next
to her. He puts his hand out and he says,
lift me up on the chair. And she pulls up
on his hand. And obviously she can't move him up
because he's a you know, not a small person. So
then he goes, all right, now to stick your hand out,
and she stick her hand out, and he grabbed her
hand and pulled her gently down off the chair, and
he said, now do you see how much easier it

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is to pull someone down than it is to lift
them up.

Speaker 4 (41:38):
That's horrible.

Speaker 6 (41:39):
I'm sorry because the point he is trying to make
is is he's the point he's trying to make.

Speaker 4 (41:48):
I know, the point he was trying to make.

Speaker 6 (41:49):
He's trying to make a point about how about people's characters,
their morality and all that, and motherfucker.

Speaker 4 (41:54):
That's physics. Like that's physically impossible.

Speaker 6 (41:59):
Motherfucker like you, you don't think if that if that
kind hearted young lady wanted to pick you up.

Speaker 4 (42:06):
And all she needed was to want to your liken
not bullishit. But the point is the point, though, man,
that's physics.

Speaker 5 (42:18):
I'm talking about about morals a character. I said, Okay,
that's a bullshit. It's a it's it's a bullshit. But
I ain't mad at it.

Speaker 4 (42:29):
I'm sighting with Tyler on fake deep. I think John's
like deep. No, no, I don't think it's deep at all.

Speaker 5 (42:37):
Okay, Okay, blew he fucking blew it. Okay, but I
do appreciate. I don't want to like Tyler own the
nigga ass. I do want to say, you're right, you're right,
you're right. I do appreciate what he's trying to do.

Speaker 4 (42:54):
You know what I mean? How high up was that
young lady to get yank down for this bullshit? But
she okay, it was like a folding hair height. Oh okay, yeah,
channel stand up on a phone and chair for that bullshit.
That's a bullshit anyway, all right.

Speaker 2 (43:13):
I'll bring back I'll bring back fake.

Speaker 4 (43:17):
I love that.

Speaker 3 (43:18):
I love that we might have to get out of.

Speaker 2 (43:20):
The U Sports round because we might have to get
some like Roopie Roopie Cower poems or something, because like
the U Sports world is probably all gonna be fake, the.

Speaker 5 (43:28):
Fake deepest Funa deep is fun. Yeah, we got Tyler going,
that's all we need.

Speaker 2 (43:35):
White Man is playing the sirens from Showtime at the
Apollo and.

Speaker 5 (43:38):
The chat like right right right, We're good, bro, get
some more there, right, all right, Okay, let's get to
a dookie butt of the week.

Speaker 16 (43:48):
Uh.

Speaker 2 (43:49):
I will go first, in case you guys forgot that
we're doing dookie butt of the week.

Speaker 4 (43:54):
My dookie butt of the week is.

Speaker 3 (43:56):
Y'all saw they turned the location feature on Twitter this week.

Speaker 2 (44:00):
Oh buddy, And it turned out that like it was
basically like in the in the like on the TV
show if they turned the black light on in the
hotel room, you know what I mean. It was like, oh,
none of these motherfuckers even live in this country, Like
none of these accounts that are like grifting about American
politics and racial identity even live in the country, Like

(44:23):
they're just.

Speaker 4 (44:25):
It is it is.

Speaker 6 (44:26):
It is conservative grift, right wing accounts on some not
on my countryship, nigga, your country is Bangladesh?

Speaker 4 (44:34):
Like what are we doing? I didn't know this, bro, John.

Speaker 5 (44:41):
It was like all of these bots or these people
just trying to farm like paid okay, okay, yeah yeah yeah.

Speaker 6 (44:49):
It is accounts for substantial follows who've been getting exposed
on like so so some actual people who are accounts
would like like like there was one account that is
her that and the whole thing is when you look
at these accounts, like how to fuck did y'all not know?
Because it's like this one account that is just an
AI generated Israeli girl who's just pro Zionism is reel shit,

(45:13):
and motherfuckers like checked her shit and she was like
fucking Argentina or something.

Speaker 4 (45:19):
I know.

Speaker 2 (45:20):
A lot of them were in kind of random places,
but it was like okay, but like this is what
people brought up was a lot of the random places
people were from, or places with no minimum wage or
a place where you could cut someone to check for
one thousand dollars and they'd be like, I.

Speaker 4 (45:33):
Will destroy American political discourse for you. One ship post
at a time.

Speaker 2 (45:38):
But there was one who It was one of the
more prominent MAGA ones who had posted in America. The
Confederates in the Civil War were the good guys, and
it was like, this is from India.

Speaker 4 (45:50):
Oh damn, let me a lot of them. What that
joke we talked about?

Speaker 5 (45:59):
We want here, I told me, and rather talk about
it too, she agreed, So I you don't tweak it,
but we'll keep that in private.

Speaker 4 (46:09):
But anyway, it's just like worth remembering because they're the
dookie butts. But we are.

Speaker 2 (46:15):
Also the dookie butts that we live in a country
where so much thought was put into shit that people
on the other side of the country were being paid
to say on the internet. So just remember the world
you see in reality exists, and the world you see
on the internet might be some kid getting paid fucking

(46:36):
forty cents a tweet in India.

Speaker 3 (46:38):
To make you mad. You don't have to let them
do it, but that's what it might be.

Speaker 4 (46:43):
Bro. Just log off, Bro, you know what I'm saying.

Speaker 5 (46:48):
Lean into the real world, take some socks off, put
your feet in the grass.

Speaker 4 (46:52):
Grounding is what they call it. You know what I mean?
Lock in which El's around. It's what you're talking about.

Speaker 6 (46:59):
Like a to your point about how there's a lot
of motherfuckers who just are in places where there's just
shitty employment, you know, opportunities in these countries and ship.
I remember my Disney Plus got hacked and.

Speaker 4 (47:14):
Philip Mine ship got beat up to.

Speaker 6 (47:18):
Yeah yeah, yeah, and and and you know how you
you know you know your ship is hacked because you
you'll go to your ship and you'll see a whole
other motherfucker user there. Right, You're like, who the fuck
is this? And I checked on this ship and it
was like a motherfucker from Peru. I was like, I'm
about to God damn email Disney Plus. I'm get this
motherfucker all my ship. But I checked what they watched
and it was nothing but children's shows. You and I said,

(47:42):
you know what, I'm gonna let that slide.

Speaker 4 (47:45):
So you let them stay. I let him. That shit
happened me out too. I should have got hacked. They ain't. They.

Speaker 5 (47:53):
I think they were just trying to hack a bunch
of ship, you know what I mean, Like I didn't
see an actual account on my ship.

Speaker 4 (47:59):
No, that's some real ship that's solid and bro. Every
time I came on that motherfucker.

Speaker 6 (48:05):
The default language was god damn spenders x men. I
worked around that for Bro for this family who started
off squeeen and got racist.

Speaker 4 (48:17):
Nigga, nigga.

Speaker 2 (48:22):
I was inconvenience, so you can go ahead. And you know, hey,
if they're watching Blue is cool. If they're watching the
live action Disney movies, you're.

Speaker 1 (48:33):
Getting reported, not reporting you, and.

Speaker 4 (48:36):
You're watching that live action straight up Star Wars movies.

Speaker 6 (48:40):
Or get this motherfucker out how his.

Speaker 4 (48:44):
Mama's basement and oh my god, the fu out of
my face? Nigga. How so you'll ask about it? You're
fuck you talking about nigger anyway, you're watching Ander I love, and.

Speaker 7 (49:01):
I tried to start it, she said. Said he was
watching Quanda at cyclist John, what's your dooky butt of
the week.

Speaker 4 (49:16):
My dookie butt of the week is rather fucking mystery.
Oh no, listen to this so we you know I
want no smoke lag. I'm gonna get my issue off.

Speaker 5 (49:31):
A man has to have a draw a line, draw,
you know what I mean, got a limit.

Speaker 4 (49:35):
Listen.

Speaker 5 (49:36):
We ordered some fucking tie food. We got some uh
some uh egg rolls.

Speaker 4 (49:42):
You feel me? I ordered them. She said, do you
want to share?

Speaker 5 (49:46):
I said, I'll share. Tell me why I eat my food.
I had one eggrow to ate my food?

Speaker 4 (49:51):
She ate the rest. I'll get looking at they're gone.
She ate four out of five. You said share? Not
still woman, My motherfuckgrows. I looked at her. Motherfucker. I

(50:11):
looked at her. She said, sorry, I thought you were done.
I had one. I ordered five. Oh Am, I done.
I'm gonna be honest with you, bro.

Speaker 2 (50:22):
I hate the victim blame here John, but this is
not you, Bro, This.

Speaker 4 (50:27):
Not you, she said.

Speaker 2 (50:28):
She said, I thought you would eat and all the
woe Why you didn't take the two? If it's like
if it's a if it's like Lodna or something, you
can't divide, you're a victim.

Speaker 3 (50:38):
It's you couldn't just you gotta just take.

Speaker 4 (50:40):
The two or three egg rolls. Bro, nigga were sitting
this in this We.

Speaker 2 (50:43):
Gotta silo your egg rolls. Bro, you left them in
the communal area.

Speaker 4 (50:47):
The egg rows rows too, brother, Yeah, nigga, don't do
this to me. There was five in the middle of us.

Speaker 5 (50:58):
I eat one because I'm like, oh, I like my
little It takes another egg roll, you know, what I'm saying.

Speaker 4 (51:01):
I'm gonna ahead eat my meal. I don't want to.
I don't want to get fulled on egg rolls. I
want to eat my plate, smack my ship. I'm gonna
go ahead.

Speaker 5 (51:08):
If you say share that at men, at maximum you
will have the minimum amount. Share is not even three
out of five share mostes two out of five.

Speaker 4 (51:21):
Nigga, you had four out of five. That rolls four
out of five.

Speaker 5 (51:29):
She did change my perspective around for private reasons, so
I'm fine with it, Enow. Initially, my heart was broken.
I feel like our trust was trampled upon.

Speaker 4 (51:47):
I'm gonna I.

Speaker 6 (51:48):
Don't know who to throw the flag on here might
be all penalty, so I'm gonna ask some questions here.

Speaker 5 (51:52):
Okay, okay, we got our rules analysts, Jenkins, and does this?

Speaker 4 (52:04):
Let me let me okay, let me come. I'm ready.
That's really how I got to hit you with this brain.

Speaker 6 (52:14):
Do y'all not have like like an agreement you and
roder where if y'all have multiple things, especially when you're
like out on a date on you know, eating dinner,
and you get appetizers five or six of whatever, the
y'all don't do the thing where when there's one left,
someone asked someone if they want it before they eat it.

Speaker 5 (52:31):
Is not of course, okay, okay, cool, like can I
have this? And rather be like yeah, like or or
she'll be like I'll say hey, is this good? And
she'll be like can I have some of it?

Speaker 4 (52:45):
Yeah? You know what I mean? That's okay.

Speaker 6 (52:47):
So yeah, I gotta go to flag on right out
here for not asking you if you wanted the last
one at least.

Speaker 4 (52:52):
At minimum when to be sharing. Yeah, yeah, I'm t
I a one. I had a nigga. She was so
motherfucker I didn't even see it.

Speaker 5 (53:04):
I ain't know that motherfucker was going to I looked
at the listen, this, this is how fun.

Speaker 4 (53:08):
She's how she got. I looked at him. I knew
I had to at least two waiting for me.

Speaker 5 (53:15):
When I turned that motherfucker and didn't see none, I said,
I literally gasped.

Speaker 4 (53:23):
I gassed, and she goes, I'm sorry, I thought you
were done.

Speaker 5 (53:28):
You playing that you didn't even she immediately immediately when
I gasped, she she already immediately had that. I'm sorry,
I thought you were done. You were waiting for me
to look at you you had that plan. You knew
when you got that laugh and didn't ask me. You
said the last two that was supposed to be mine.
You feel me you had that. I'm gonna just say

(53:49):
I didn't know.

Speaker 2 (53:54):
White men and Leslie are rebutting with the fact that
you still all rather skin care product.

Speaker 4 (54:00):
I'm gonna tell you this.

Speaker 5 (54:00):
I just bought some motherfucking uh uh to Steph Curry's
wife's the the the vitamin C seum.

Speaker 4 (54:07):
For eighty bucks.

Speaker 5 (54:08):
So nigga we And also I'll be buying a lotion
around this motherfucker, the skin the skin cream.

Speaker 4 (54:17):
I'll be running lotion and I got yeah, we keep
one living, just keep living.

Speaker 5 (54:26):
Yeah, I can tell you to buy yourself and when
your own wife, eat your own egg rolls. You ain't
had that happening before. Get to your own loved one.

Speaker 4 (54:42):
Take your last two head roll you just keep holding it.
It's gonna happen. You come talk. You want to say, so, yeah,
I think you did. You know you're dead?

Speaker 1 (54:59):
Wrong?

Speaker 5 (55:03):
H h that's keep on living.

Speaker 4 (55:12):
I tell you that now, away said.

Speaker 5 (55:15):
I tell you when they say nah, now going on now,
they're gonna keep on living now, life don't let.

Speaker 16 (55:24):
You know now, why did he say it now like
that though they don't live in now. I tried to
tell him now, but he didn't want to listen. Now

(55:47):
that your brother johny Now he need to listen to somebody.

Speaker 17 (55:50):
Now, miss boys man.

Speaker 4 (56:03):
All three together?

Speaker 2 (56:05):
Yeah, yeah, that laugh you just did where you wheeze
out of your fucking bronchial tube. They were talking in
the discord about how do you survive doing that?

Speaker 4 (56:14):
Bro? I don't know. They all got kids, bro, I
got to That was one of the answers.

Speaker 2 (56:19):
That was one of the answers for I can't Did
you just spell rob this name wrong?

Speaker 4 (56:24):
I'm trying.

Speaker 7 (56:25):
Yeah, I believe someone in the chests spelling name and
he did the big.

Speaker 4 (56:32):
Wife your comment, this is means spell YouTube? You see
you see that it says what is it anyway? I
don't know anyway?

Speaker 5 (56:44):
He said, did you just spelled your wife's name wrong?
In the correction of your mind?

Speaker 4 (56:49):
Your business? Now, I'm old?

Speaker 5 (56:52):
Now one day, one day, you don't don't show you
one day now, let me let me, let me have
a mistake.

Speaker 1 (57:00):
Now.

Speaker 4 (57:01):
But ain't nobody perfect? You think you're perfect?

Speaker 5 (57:06):
Now you're invisible, indiviscible, words of the indiviscible right now.

Speaker 4 (57:13):
Nick, you don't learn though, But.

Speaker 2 (57:22):
Oh my god, there said I there said I was
dry snitching on you.

Speaker 3 (57:36):
I was snitching loudly.

Speaker 4 (57:39):
I was just authentic snitching. There was no dry. That
was too funny to not put.

Speaker 5 (57:43):
That, all right, Uh, Tyler Alama boss a Lama boss.

Speaker 4 (57:52):
We have a good old time now, a good old time.

Speaker 1 (57:58):
The leading, oh ship.

Speaker 2 (58:29):
Here on the discord about how you survived doing those laughs,
is that you have two kids hundred five years old.

Speaker 4 (58:35):
It's just pure adrenaline. You're just living off. They had
me sick every fucking three weeks. I have another.

Speaker 5 (58:42):
I didn't know certain ship existed, Nigga. I was asking
brother what because we was it RSB. We said, what
that's it called? That's what listen?

Speaker 4 (58:51):
Yeah, I was like what I said, what we got
this week is a g B H.

Speaker 5 (59:00):
We got this week, But say what the kids we
got that got the g B to the.

Speaker 18 (59:07):
Keep on living living now, just keep all you collect them,
all right, mother fucking pokemon.

Speaker 4 (59:23):
As far as nigga collect this, crazy niggas, I've been
sick all.

Speaker 5 (59:30):
Years, oh ship, we got that new g B H
drop Nigga nigga. Every week, that's something new come out nigga,
damn rather trying to figure out to be crazy. Like
Nigga said, you fucked that up so bad? Oh, I

(59:51):
forgot what it was.

Speaker 4 (59:52):
Let me look it up now.

Speaker 5 (59:56):
Bigga just said, it's a motherfucking consonants.

Speaker 4 (01:00:06):
We get that. Q y Z what that next week?

Speaker 19 (01:00:16):
That BDP drop the curd got that on the way,
John got BMW.

Speaker 4 (01:00:30):
Tyler? What's your b B O T dumb Tyler?

Speaker 1 (01:00:32):
B B O T dub?

Speaker 4 (01:00:36):
He forgot?

Speaker 6 (01:00:37):
Who oh, mother, motherfucker, motherfucking Mitchell Robinson. Have y'all have
y'all been keeping up with his locker room war on
rap music? Have y'all been keeping on that ship?

Speaker 4 (01:00:47):
Really? Yeah? Was he raised by white people?

Speaker 1 (01:00:50):
Was he?

Speaker 4 (01:00:51):
I feel like he was? Maybe I totally made that up.

Speaker 6 (01:00:55):
I remember he committed to Western Kentucky, which is sounds
like a white parenting.

Speaker 5 (01:00:59):
Yeah anyway, but yeah, anyway, I'm sorry, totally made up
the bulls ship to derail your ship.

Speaker 4 (01:01:12):
This this nigga went to w K. He had to
be adopted? Mother? Is you adopted? It's so funny? Who commissed?

(01:01:33):
He was a fine star? Oh? Said he was raised
by wolves. It's white man. Hm, it's me white man. Ahead, Yeah,
shout out to the motherfucking hilltoppers. Man, the hilltoppers.

Speaker 5 (01:01:57):
It's good, old hilltoppers, go ahead, the hilltop.

Speaker 4 (01:02:03):
He was definitely adopted. That does not feel that far
of a walk away from like.

Speaker 6 (01:02:09):
From the hills have eyes, I'm saying, but enough, we
got damn this turn into a Western Kentucky pot out this.

Speaker 4 (01:02:21):
But he's been.

Speaker 6 (01:02:22):
Making videos TikTok's instagramers. I don't know what the fuck.
I don't have any of that shit, so I just
see it on Twitter. But he's been, you know, recording
himself as like, oh, rap music in the locker room again,
where's the Morgan wallin Like he's commenting.

Speaker 4 (01:02:38):
That is he joking? No, no, motherfucker's thought he was.

Speaker 6 (01:02:42):
So they pulled up his Instagram and this motherfucker is
waving the American flag like exo Chim Duggan out this
motherfucker well like a cowboy hat on well like and
he got god damn big rig lifted up pickup trucks
sitting on fucking seventy two inch wheels and ship like.
That's kind yeah, but but yeah, he just he's he's

(01:03:04):
he's one of them. Bro, He's one of them. And
I feel like that this kind of goes back to
a conversation we had a few weeks ago about the
whole tel of the creative thing, where we were like,
you know, it's a lot of black kids to do
the whole Yeah. You know, when I was growing up,
I didn't listen to rap and all that, and I
listened to rock and country, and I was, you know,
extracized about that and all that. And I was like, y'all, well,

(01:03:27):
probably acting like a lot of y'all probably acting like
this motherfucker here, or y'all were like just turning your
nose up as ship. Because I never got that, because
I'm like, bro, you telling me you you didn't even
like rap, Like you couldn't even you couldn't even connect
with the with the homies on rap. You were a
black kid in America in the nineties and two thousands
who didn't like rap the.

Speaker 5 (01:03:44):
Thing coming out of the fucking in the world at
the moment.

Speaker 4 (01:03:48):
Yeah, you know what I mean.

Speaker 6 (01:03:50):
Yeah, So I never got folks on all that. And
like I said, I was one of those kids growing
up who I loved fucking rock mush and you never
saw me like I was never on that ship like
like because for one, I just ever my friends never
needed to like all the ship, same ship out like
you know what I'm saying, Like like, I don't give
a fuck if you don't fucking like raging against the
machine like you, my homie, you jumped my step pops

(01:04:10):
with me, nigga like we locked it forever, Nigga, I don't.

Speaker 4 (01:04:15):
Yeah, I don't give everybody over here too. I don't
give a funk how you feel about Zach day La
rock a nigga.

Speaker 6 (01:04:22):
You we we got there, beat my step Pops up together,
niggaies forever deeper than rage against.

Speaker 4 (01:04:31):
The Machine show. Yeah, So like I just I just
fuck your step pops forever to that nigga. I wish,
I wish I could have jumped in with you, bro.
I wanted a little piece of that damn We should
have been friends earlier. We st and put some hands
and feet on that nigga with you. But go ahead,

(01:04:54):
jump on to a wee could have on the world
Tour Home and Away, man say we can swamp jerseys
all three time zones.

Speaker 6 (01:05:07):
Jersey as the goddamn the goddamn keep on living world too.

Speaker 4 (01:05:15):
You don't live in that, but you can die. Nigga
can go sh you even get away from it, and
I can beat up keep on living.

Speaker 6 (01:05:27):
Yeah, I just like I said, I feel like so,
I feel like so many people.

Speaker 4 (01:05:31):
And this isn't confined to blacks. A lot of people
do this ship period, right.

Speaker 6 (01:05:35):
Just think that their musical tastes and their taste and
whatever like Like, I just don't funk with people who
use their taste and ship. They like to differentiate themselves
rather than finding community, you know what I mean?

Speaker 4 (01:05:48):
Like, like I said.

Speaker 6 (01:05:49):
I was a black head grew up, I love fucking rock,
and I didn't be like, oh, I cannot associate with
my friends who don't like rock. I was like yo,
whenever I found another black person who like rock, it
was like Yo, less fun go brother, plot your CD.

Speaker 4 (01:06:04):
Booklet I PLoP my going on. Nig yeah, my bigger
I'm start Yeah.

Speaker 15 (01:06:34):
Oh yeah, you could be god damn yeah, you can
be goddamn clowning and.

Speaker 4 (01:06:46):
And and laughing like we doing right now about the ship.

Speaker 5 (01:06:48):
But you want to be about again, that's my dug.

Speaker 4 (01:06:53):
That nigga man all right one three say what is mic?

Speaker 20 (01:07:02):
Yeah, I know exactly how far I need to go
that way to get off camera.

Speaker 4 (01:07:20):
That jumped.

Speaker 5 (01:07:23):
Oh all right, that's all the time we got.

Speaker 4 (01:07:29):
We'll be back. We'll be back this Thanksgiving week at
some point.

Speaker 2 (01:07:33):
We haven't set the schedule yet, but patreon dot com,
slash Nankas and Jones love to see you guys.

Speaker 4 (01:07:38):
This week.

Speaker 2 (01:07:38):
We'll be hanging out with the chat and uh.

Speaker 4 (01:07:41):
We'll see see I get off up