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The guys discuss the incredible NCAA Women’s tournament (6:30), our folk hero DJ Burns (20:30), Victor Wembanyama GOAT watch (27:00), Cowboy Carter (38:00), and Dookie Butt of the Week (47:00). #volume

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Speaker 3 (02:46):
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Speaker 2 (02:47):
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Speaker 3 (02:57):
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Speaker 6 (03:02):
I was trying to the first time.

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I thought that I thought the weed reference was gonna
knock you off your pivot and it didn't.

Speaker 5 (03:16):
Oh wow, you played me.

Speaker 1 (03:18):
Damn so locked in, bro, he's so locked in jokes,
just like you.

Speaker 3 (03:27):
All right, let's talk about women's uh. I guess I
have to say that I'm.

Speaker 4 (03:32):
GUARDI b a k A Mike mother no dirty Dunky.

Speaker 3 (03:45):
I almost need to I almost need to positive record
and go take a walk. I didn't think. I you
know this. It's got past you all three or four
times and no one's ever called.

Speaker 5 (03:54):
Me, never tried it before. Right, this is the first
time you tried.

Speaker 3 (03:58):
Right, you tell us, Okay, okay, Yeah, it's usually accidents.
So Tyler got me dead to rice bro to fuck.
He turned the police siren on and everything he.

Speaker 5 (04:09):
Said, hold on, hold on, I went.

Speaker 4 (04:13):
I went to UCLA's head coach on you with with
ajuries like.

Speaker 2 (04:16):
Police, This young lady satan bad things to us, get hurt.

Speaker 3 (04:23):
Let's start right there before we get into the big showdowns.
On Monday, we did have an LSU UCLA game, which
was a tremendous game, so much craziness swirling around it.
As we've been talking about on this pod, if you
are a fan of women's basketball and want women's basketball
to succeed, you need more bullshit in the game. That
is what makes that's what moves units in the sports world,

(04:44):
and there was a lot of bullshit around this game,
from the quote unquote hit piece about Kim Mokey that
turned out to not really be much of a hit
hip piece to a column in the La Times that
tried to do Catholics versus Convicts in twenty twenty four
to the interactions between Angel Reese and the UCLA assistant
coach after the game, a lot of storylines and also

(05:05):
right in the middle of that was a really really
good basketball game that because it was a Saturday of
a holiday weekend, I got to just lay in bed
and watch the entire game. So it was absolutely phenomenal.
What did you guys think of the game and of
the hoopla surround me? Oh?

Speaker 2 (05:19):
Yeah, it was, it was. It was an incredible game.
I just I just, like, you know, I can't state
it enough. You know, the women's college basketball product, it
is so good right now. They're in such a good
spot right and you know you mentioned last episode, you
know how much you're looking forward to this game because
of course, you know, you got UCLA toys and you
were probably pulling for UCLA. I think you were in
the minority there, but I do understand your allegiance to

(05:39):
the UCLA and stuff. But I think all of us
wanted this LSU. A lot of us wanted this LSU show.
Will rematch bro, you know, and we get that on
Monday night, Like I'm going out with the homies on
Monday night, we're hitting the bar and we're watching your game.

Speaker 4 (05:52):
You feel me like.

Speaker 2 (05:53):
We I cannot remember first time ever automatic Yeah, yeah,
it's the first time we've ever done it for a
women's game. And shit, it's been like ten years since
we did that for like college, like you hat ship
fifteen years. Have to go back to like you and
c twenty ten when they want that ship or whatever
you know. So, but yeah, I'm I'm very very much
looking forward to that matchup on Monday night. What happened postgame,

(06:13):
Anguries was well, walk past UCLA's bench, talked some ship
you see, an assistance snitched on her to the raft
like come on, bro, grow up?

Speaker 5 (06:21):
What did she say?

Speaker 3 (06:22):
And they had to look back at each other in
the handshake line and shit like that.

Speaker 5 (06:25):
What did she say? I need to notice?

Speaker 3 (06:28):
She was?

Speaker 2 (06:28):
I know, yeah, yeah, Aurie told a player in the
in the in the handshake line, watch your mouth which
you walk faster?

Speaker 4 (06:35):
And I just get that Ange RaSE got heat for everybody.

Speaker 1 (06:39):
She gonna be her no matter what Ultimore, you know
what I mean, the brightest light or if she playing
in some po dump ass town. I love that ship, bro,
But yeah, I want to I want to know the
exact words, Bro.

Speaker 3 (06:50):
I want well, she and Flage together are like, I mean,
that's that's an electric current with an electric current of
ship talk. I mean it's you could almost feel like
an off of After Flage hit that shot late in
the game, they were walking back on the court, they
were like looking around for people to talk shit too,
like please say something to answer, Uh yeah, no, I'm

(07:14):
I'm with you, Tyler. Let's talk about Monday lsu Iowa
as you called it, the race War two, the Squeakwall.

Speaker 4 (07:22):
Race War TI Electric.

Speaker 5 (07:23):
But you went with that, Mike. Where you at? Are
we divided?

Speaker 3 (07:28):
Damn?

Speaker 4 (07:29):
I mean, I mean we saw what you were on
the super Bowl side of things. These questions, Bro.

Speaker 3 (07:34):
I feel similar to the super Bowl. It's like y'all
want me to ride for Kim Moulky though, Bro, Like
Bro brock with the kids. We fucking with the kids
with the kids too, Bro. But it's you know, in
college basketball. Look, I mean, I certainly Angel reaches over
Kayln Clark from like my personal preferences, but also Kaylyn
Clark is such a baller, and I love how much

(07:54):
hatred and bullshit she inspires and people get mad at her,
I know, but it was for she'd she's a I
love basketball psychos and we you know, we talked about
to the NBA. There's so much money in it, Like
like when she head buttted the ball in the first
round game that they won by forty points or something,

(08:15):
but she was pissed off about something and she head
butted the ball, like I love that ship. That being said, no,
I will be uh, I'll be keeping the peace here
on the Genkis and Jones podcast and rooting for the
LSU Tigers.

Speaker 5 (08:30):
I mean that's.

Speaker 3 (08:32):
And coach and coach Susie Green from careery enthusiasm in
her fucking absolute garbage fucking fits, spraying bullshit on everybody
every time she opens her mouth. But yeah, so you
mentioned you guys are going out. I think we're gonna
see like so much insanity around this game that that's

(08:54):
what I'm really excited for. That actually think it's going
to be a great game too. But what do you
think that the hype is gonna be like all day
Monday and then what do you expect to actually happen
in the game.

Speaker 2 (09:05):
I think that that lost things Caitlyn Clark way too much.
I think she's gonna come out with a fucking fire
and or like like shit. Me and my little cousin
were talking about it, and you know, I was like, bro,
I expect Caitlyn to give him like a forty burger,
you know what I'm saying. I think I think, I
think it's gonna go down like that. And I do
think that Iowa is gonna advance of the Final four.

Speaker 5 (09:26):
Though, do you think I was a better team?

Speaker 4 (09:29):
I do.

Speaker 1 (09:29):
I think I was a better team this year. I
think I thought it was opposite last year. I thought
she was a better team and that better team one.
I think I was a better team this year. Yeah,
I mean, I wonder if the loss works to the
other the other way though, I wonder if like her
putting that pressure on her Like as a jump shooter,
that means a lot if you're going, if you're attacking
the basket is different. I know she's a psycho, so
it probably ain't gonna mean shit. She has the capability

(09:51):
of dropping that forty ball, But I just wonder if
she puts too much pressure on herself. And I know
she's gonna approach it like I'm gonna drop forty on
these motherfuckers to day.

Speaker 5 (09:58):
You feel me.

Speaker 1 (09:59):
I wonder how that it'll affect that jumper, but probably
not that much.

Speaker 5 (10:02):
I think I think I was gonna win, but I
hate to see it, you know what I mean.

Speaker 4 (10:09):
I wouldn't mind Caitlyn winning it all.

Speaker 1 (10:13):
I'm not mad at Caitlyn. I just I would hate
to see it because I don't want to see Angel, you.

Speaker 5 (10:17):
Know, take the l you know what I'm saying.

Speaker 1 (10:19):
But Caitlyn, I'm a you know, you know the white
Black Lions all that she called.

Speaker 5 (10:24):
I'm a Hooper fan. I'm a hoop you know what
I mean. And she had the way she played hoops,
it leaves to our side. You feel what I'm saying.
She don't make you feel her look.

Speaker 7 (10:32):
Like Magic Johnson in their semi your final game. She
was throwing insane transition.

Speaker 3 (10:38):
Gen assists or something crazy in that game. Yeah, she's different.
She's different, different, There's no doubt she's different. I'm rooting
taking the racial draft.

Speaker 5 (10:50):
I don't think you.

Speaker 3 (10:51):
Know that's you'd have to give up more than you're
prepared to give up. There. It's not a lot of
it's not a lot of you know, there's not a lot.

Speaker 5 (10:59):
Of one of one.

Speaker 1 (11:01):
She's one and one over there, you know what I mean,
She's like Tani. We were gonna have to give up
seven hundred if we go and grab her.

Speaker 3 (11:07):
You feel me. It is like if you were doing
a baseball draft and you're trying to take Otani off
the Japanese people. It's just like you. You know, it
might be like the fantasy draft where I would draft
my homie and I'd be like, you offer me whatever
the fuck you want. That's my dog.

Speaker 5 (11:20):
Broach like everyone to her. Everyone, everyone's on the table located.
I respect that I respected.

Speaker 3 (11:27):
I respect. I'll be rooting for LSU like you guys said,
But I also would not be mad at I'm as
invested in that game, uh as invested as him in
that game. I am equally as invested in USC and
Juju Watkins knocking off Yukon. I know everyone loves Page Bukers.
I just hey, bro, I've treated men's and women's sports

(11:50):
equally in my job, in my life for a long time.
And I hate Yukon. I hate Yukon the way I
hate the Duke men's basketball team. I don't funk with him.
I was a pat Summit Tennessee Candas Parker fan Patsma said,
you know why did Gino and I not speak? He
knows why. That's what pat Summa said. Is so she
said that. I said, cool. He might be an Italian man,
but I don't fuck her. So I'm rooting for USC.

(12:14):
But I'm also on top of that. We've talked a
couple of times about Juju Watkins on this podcast. I've
mentioned I've been watching her place since she was a
freshman in high school. Shar's mom's husband, Carl Rideau, shout
out to. Carl Rideau told me he worked with Juju's
I think it was Her great grandfather is Ted Watkins.

(12:34):
Ted Watkins has a park named after him in South
central UH because he founded the Watts Labor Community Action
Committee and was like an early black labor organizer in
southern California, a really historic figure like That's who she
comes from. I would love to see her beat Yukon
and I would love to see her beat beat Iowa.

(12:55):
I don't give a fucking She shot thirty times to
get thirty points, give him fuck.

Speaker 5 (13:01):
She can shoot it, channeling Kobe and Devin Booker.

Speaker 3 (13:03):
In fact, she can shoot it fifty times if she
needs to shoot it fifty times. I think she's one
of one. I've seen a lot of people saying that
they don't think she'll be as good as Kaitlyn Clark.
Look at her freshman year and compare her freshman year
to any of these other people's freshman year. Bro, she
is fucking different. She's one on one, and I would
love it if she arrives a little bit early and
stamps her name all over this year. Bro, that would
be the fucking sweetest thing to me.

Speaker 2 (13:26):
Yeah, Juju is you know, I filled out a bracket
for the No Cap Space pod shots to them, and
USC's who I picked to win it, all right, And
I'm for.

Speaker 4 (13:35):
Sure going way more hard to see than mine there, right.

Speaker 2 (13:38):
I just want Jiuju to get on her Carmelo Anthony
Anthony Davis, you know, incredible freshman year type shit. But yeah,
I'm for sure room for Juju here. And I do
not fucking like Geno RM the Ether. So this is
an easy one.

Speaker 1 (13:49):
I mean, when I was living in Tennessee, like my
first like real basketball team, and I watched a lot.
We will go watch the boys middle school high school
middle school basketball team they would take us.

Speaker 5 (13:58):
To watch the girls like the balls games. You know
what I'm saying.

Speaker 1 (14:02):
So I was watching that ship with Michelle Marciniac was
running the PG. You feel me like fuck fuck gin
know a. You know what I mean? Flat out you
feel what I'm saying. But I mean Paige. I like
Paige and I like and I feel bad for like
what she's been through, Like she's had some serious fucking
injerury like injuries, and I feel like she was one

(14:23):
of the first ones to come in Like, oh, like
women's game is different, you know what I mean?

Speaker 5 (14:28):
And what's really wilde about that?

Speaker 1 (14:30):
I feel like it's just now beginning, Like it's already
better than the men's men's basketball game, and it's just
the beginning of this. I feel like it's only going
to get better, you know, and more and more exciting.
But I do like Page you know, fuck you cahn't
you feel me? So you know I'm met with it.

Speaker 5 (14:44):
Also, I love how Juju talks about where she's from.

Speaker 1 (14:47):
She speaks about her but the way she's she speaks
about it with a particular amount of love, and she
has to give a fuck how you feel about it?
You know what I mean she you know, like, I
love how she moves so so yeah, I'm a big
Juju fan.

Speaker 7 (15:00):
If she can, If she can, I mean, they're not
the favorite to win the title, I would assume at
this point. But if she can even beat Paige and
Yukon and then either Caitlin or Angel in the final four,
and then undefeated South Carolina, that would be an all
time freshman year run of any player in either men's
or women's.

Speaker 5 (15:18):
In any sport, in any sport. I would go there,
you feel me.

Speaker 7 (15:21):
It would be unbelievable if she could beat that gauntlet
to win the title her freshman year.

Speaker 1 (15:26):
I'm gonna tell you where, Juju is so tough, bro,
even with my love for Angel and what she did
last year, I think that's.

Speaker 5 (15:33):
What my loyalty is. Yeah, let's go.

Speaker 1 (15:37):
I feel like Juju I really want to see her
do something truly special.

Speaker 5 (15:41):
You feel me? So yeah?

Speaker 3 (15:43):
I would.

Speaker 5 (15:43):
I would even her verse Angel. I would lean Juju, man.

Speaker 3 (15:47):
I do feel like it's it's this is actually the
women's tournament is now fully supplanted the men's tournament because
this feels very similar to the men's tournament where there's
all these players in storylines you're excited for and then
South Carolina is just gonna win every They're just gonna
win their last two games by twenty points probably, And
I fucked with Dawson. That's great, but like it is
the you get excited for this shit on Monday. But like, realistically,

(16:10):
I feel like it's South Carolina is an odds on
favorite for sure. I feel yeah.

Speaker 2 (16:14):
I mean I was watching them today, like, yeah, I
think it's gonna be them, Like, Bro, their second unit,
Like they don't miss a step, Like you know what
I'm saying. They've got like their bench, got a bunch
of girls who could be starters on a lot of
programs in the country. Man, They're just like so deep,
so efficient. I do think, like my mind says, South
Carolina's gonna win out. But like I said, I'm pulling
for Jujit the playoff felm possible. Bro.

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(17:37):
did finally get our true folk hero to root for,
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(18:01):
is incredible?

Speaker 2 (18:02):
Bro.

Speaker 5 (18:02):
You can't.

Speaker 3 (18:02):
Like you just watch it, watch all the highlights, Schavan, Dude,
you cannot help but immediately fall love. I feel like
he's the Jenkins and Jones type of a hooper, bro.
That's that's just how I feel about it.

Speaker 4 (18:11):
Yeah, Look, I'm happy for n C State and their fans.

Speaker 2 (18:15):
You know, I've I lived in North Carolina for these
seven fucking years, and I think that's something that a
lot of people who don't live in North Carolina don't realize.
It's how huge of following NC State has in North Carolina, right,
because there's no wolf Pack nation necessarily, like there is
a Duke Nation or a UNC nation where they've got
like nationwide followings. But in Carolina, n C State is huge.
Of course, it's the fucking biggest state school there. Of

(18:36):
course they have a huge following.

Speaker 3 (18:37):
Right.

Speaker 2 (18:38):
So you know that that meme of those three dragons
where two of them are looking for ocous and then
the other one is looking goofy as hell, right, Like
that is basically you ad see Duke at NC State, Right,
that's the Raleigh Duram. You know ACC basketball teams and
NC State has always been the goofy dragon, Right, But
they finally got their moment, and like I said, I'm
happy for them.

Speaker 1 (18:56):
Bro, I love a hooper who's measurables don't match up
of the game, you know what I'm saying, Like he
just like the kalid al of mean were like, ain't
no fucking way you supposed to be you. You know
what I'm saying, You ain't supposed to you know, take
duke down yourself?

Speaker 5 (19:10):
You feel me? So I love that? Also, did you
see that video then? Walking in?

Speaker 3 (19:15):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (19:15):
What else? Playing that boss Man song? And I want
to like you know, we were.

Speaker 1 (19:21):
Talking about like like rapping, how it's not the same
as shit?

Speaker 3 (19:25):
Bro.

Speaker 1 (19:26):
That made me realize I'm old g because I was
like looking like that song is hard as fuck, but
Nigga was talking about it.

Speaker 5 (19:32):
Ridan ben Tager like I don't care, like I don't
love my life. You feel me?

Speaker 1 (19:35):
I'm like, that's some shit. You only love if you outside.
There's inside and outside rap. I love inside rap now, Like,
like you know what I'm saying, Like if you if
you was around he or fight music, if you wasn't
in the club jumping around by the fight, it don't
feel the same. I'm not listening to fight music now,
but I have a particular love for it, and I
feel like there's inside and outside rap and I don't

(19:56):
really there's a whole side a genre rap that I
don't really fuck with. That's why I'm really because I'm
because I'm inside now. So they made me realize I'm
older because that song We're Hard, I'm like, damn nigga,
Like if I was out here in these streets, you know,
speating this ship instead of slow lane shorty with two hands.

Speaker 5 (20:12):
On the motherfucking wheel, I probably love the fuck out
that song. You feel what I'm saying?

Speaker 1 (20:15):
So, yeah, man, maybe watching that ship I love that dude. Man,
I hope basically Stay wins it.

Speaker 5 (20:19):
Fuck it.

Speaker 1 (20:20):
I know Yukon's supposed to be the ones, but fuck it, man,
I see see a big fellow do his thing and
then you don't see seeing.

Speaker 5 (20:25):
That big country ship. You feel me? I want them
to go and win it all.

Speaker 3 (20:29):
Uh? Anything else anyone wants to say about MG State, Purdue, Yukon, Alabama.
Uh on the Men's Bash quest, it just feels like
Yukon is just gonna continue to beat everyone, like with
a running clock. What it feels like to me? Bro?

Speaker 2 (20:44):
Yeah, probably is gonna win all you kind of you
kind of this is one of those scenes where it's like, bro,
who the fuck won it last year? And you will
rack and band they're like, oh, yukon, Like you know
what I'm saying, Like like they get those type of
championships where it doesn't really seem memorable, but they still
run that ship up.

Speaker 3 (20:59):
They beat this ship out of everyone, Like that's what
you remember from March championships is like big moments or
overtime wins or buzzer beaters or whatever. Like I believe
they'll be the first back to back national champion since Florida,
and I think, like seven eight that's a huge accomplishment.
But it is like I haven't watched the second half
any of their games because it's just over, Like I
don't know's we do remember the drama. I feel like,

(21:20):
especially with college sports more than like if they were
an NBA team, yeah, you'd be like, oh, they're really
stamping their legacy, but that's just that's not how college
sports is, Bro, I don't know, you know, a thirty.

Speaker 4 (21:31):
Dollar run is insane.

Speaker 7 (21:32):
I was in a bar watching the USC women's game
and I was just like sort of half paying attention
to the Young game. I was like, oh, twenty three
twenty three, that's surprising Illinois keeping in a game. I'm
just watching the USC game. Five minutes later I turned around,
it's fifty three to twenty three.

Speaker 5 (21:45):
What the hell is that?

Speaker 3 (21:46):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (21:48):
Yep, all right, com Bro, like bro, like there was
such a wide open space, you know, especially after like
the Big East kind of fell off, where it was like, Bro,
there's no really no prominent Northeast programming, you know, emerged
as that, and when you got a monopoly on fucking
New York and New Jersey and Pennsylvania, get hoopers, like
you're gonna do all right for yourself. Man.

Speaker 3 (22:08):
Yeah, all right, well, let's talk some NBA. We're gonna
be turning our attention the next couple of weeks to
the NBA playoff chase to get ready. We'll have a
lot of fun stuff playing for the playoffs that we'll
talk to you guys about soon right after we figured
all that out, Right after we figured it out, But
very excited for the NBA playoffs just around the corner.
But we're not going to really get a chance to

(22:30):
talk about this dude at that time, And I feel
like the time to talk about him is at this time.
Let me just read you the stat lines for Victor
wembin Yama's last two games. Thirty two points, nine rebounds,
five assists, three blocks, four steals. Forty points, twenty rebounds,
seven assists, one block, two steals. It's time to have

(22:53):
a conversation.

Speaker 2 (22:53):
Bro.

Speaker 3 (22:54):
This motherfucker is not promising. He is not a promising
young dude at this point. He is the promise has
been kept, like this is the end of his first
year and he's doing shit like that. Like at that
forty point game was against a team that is desperate
for wins in a playoff hunt with all time greats
on their roster too, you know what I mean. But
like forty and twenty and that he's I mean, he's

(23:18):
gonna do what. He's gonna have a quadruple double or
some weird He's gonna be one of those dudes with
these weird fucking stats we've ever seen. But you just
watch the games, the photos that come out of the
games of him standing over Brunson is Brunton is trying
to get to the rim, and it literally looks like
if you came over and watched me play basketball with
any Bro. Yeah, I mean it literally looks like that

(23:40):
he's a foot taller than this dude. Like, I just
don't think we've ever seen anything like it. We knew
this coming in, that he had the potential to be
this great, but you just don't know what injury is
with the style of play, the physicality NBA, and at
this point, he's averaging twenty two to twelve in March
of his rookie years, so you don't even have the like, oh,
he's breaking down the end of the year of his

(24:01):
first year, which happens with a lot of players, Like
what's the ceiling and how ludicrous are we prepared to
be about wemby Tyler?

Speaker 4 (24:08):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (24:08):
Bro, he he could be the one like like, I
don't eve think that's hyperably. I don't think that that
is like, you know, over exaggerate shit. I think he
has the potential to be the greatest basketball player we've
ever seen. And I'm not someone who throws that shit
around that that goat watch it right, like it in
my lifetime guys. So I was like, Okay, this guy
could possibly be the best player ever. It's just been

(24:29):
Lebron and Winby. Bro Right, you know what I'm saying.
It's just been those who I was like, Okay, when
they're when they're done, they might be the best ever.
And even with Lebron, it was a bit of a
slow burn. I wasn't necessarily thinking that his rookie year,
I thought he was he was in he had an
incredible rookie year, But I didn't get like fully convinced
that he could possibly be like the greatest ever until
I want to say, like, shit, around two thousand and nine,
ten is or so, you know what I'm saying, Like

(24:51):
like like right around there was when I was like, Okay,
this guy has all the tools, you know, just get
him in the right spot, get him some help, and
he can make a run at Goat. I did not
have these thoughts that I have about Winby that I
have for Lebron during his rookie season. But yeah, like
you said, Bro, he's averaging like like this season he's
having like twenty one eleven for five, four assists, four blocks,

(25:11):
like bro on like twenty nine minutes. This is gonna
be the worst version of Winby that we're gonna see.
It's only gonna get better, right, Like This is a
dude who I think Edie Speak's gonna give us like
twenty seven a game, like like twenty seven to twelve,
five assists, probably five blocks, gonna you know, join that
m j I quem uh Jannis club where he's probably
an MVP and a Defensive Player of the Year in

(25:32):
the same year and to and shit like the sky
is the limit for this kid.

Speaker 4 (25:35):
Man.

Speaker 5 (25:36):
You don't think he's a thirty point per game player.
That's something at his peak.

Speaker 4 (25:41):
Possibly you don't see it.

Speaker 1 (25:42):
I mean it's in the league where we talked about
the guy that who will be that who'll be going
up against his We see now as Check was a
great basketball player, right and you pointed out in the
group Check great great rookie year, you feel me? But
like the gap between Winby and Check is fucking insane,
you know what I'm saying. How is he gonna run
it up in a league where the second best player
is Check?

Speaker 5 (26:03):
You feel me? That's that's his that's his arch nemesis
or his biggest rival. You know what I mean.

Speaker 1 (26:08):
I could definite seehim runing thirty thirty game, but greatest
that's crazy. But I mean, you can't look at those
numbers and not at least think that, and you can't
look at what he does and not at least.

Speaker 5 (26:17):
Think you know what I'm saying.

Speaker 2 (26:19):
Like, like, bro, when when he first popped on I
think a lot of our radars when we saw him
practicing with with Golbert one on one and it was
like right cooking.

Speaker 4 (26:29):
He was like seventeen year old kid out there.

Speaker 2 (26:32):
You know, he was like seven to that back then,
moving like a fucking two guard and just busting Goldbert
ass on those one on ones.

Speaker 1 (26:38):
We were like, who the fuck is this kid? And
Gobert was laughing, Remember, he was like kind of like
what the you know what I'm saying? Like, I was like, this,
ain't I'm scared you laughing?

Speaker 2 (26:48):
You feeling no motherfucker said, But yeah, it's listen listen, bro,
Like I said, I've I've never seen anyone like them,
None of us have ever seen anything like him, And
I think he's got the potential.

Speaker 4 (26:57):
When it's all said and done, man, we'll see.

Speaker 3 (26:59):
He's a twenty year old rookie on a bad basketball
team who is averaging you said, twenty one points a game.
He's thirty second in the league and scoring He's twelfth
in the league in rebounding, and he leaves the league
in blocks. He's twenty years old on a bad basketball team.

Speaker 5 (27:14):
And he plays twenty nine minutes a game, and.

Speaker 3 (27:17):
He's playing thirty minutes a fucking game.

Speaker 5 (27:19):
Bro, just get him to thirty seven.

Speaker 7 (27:21):
How many blocks a game is he averaging in year
four at thirty eight minutes a game six and a half.

Speaker 5 (27:26):
And he's sixty five games. Twenty nine minutes is insane? Bro,
you feel me like that?

Speaker 1 (27:35):
I think like I want I want to I would
want to break down like a lot of these rookies
who had like great rookie seasons, Like how many minutes
were they playing compared to how many minutes he's playing.
Twenty nine minutes is nothing for a player of his caliber,
real player who you know what I'm saying, Draymond says,
top twenty in the league.

Speaker 5 (27:54):
You feel me, twenty nine minutes is nothing?

Speaker 3 (27:56):
And that's why she like y'ah. Bro. I mean, it's
if you're an NBAGM and you get the chance to
trade for Wemby right now, how many players in the
league don't get moved for Wemby a dozen at the most.

Speaker 7 (28:10):
And that's only because those teams aren't think they can
win a championship right now.

Speaker 5 (28:13):
Right right if you're think about the future. We get
down to what I.

Speaker 7 (28:19):
Looked it up because I was curious who leads the
whose leads the league history and blocks per game?

Speaker 4 (28:24):
It's Marks Mark at three point five per game.

Speaker 7 (28:27):
Victor Webbinyama is averaging three point four and thirty minutes
a game as a rookie.

Speaker 4 (28:33):
Be different, Bro, that's fucking bro.

Speaker 3 (28:37):
Now. The fact that it's Mark, the fact that it's
you know, you just said, is Mark Eaton? Like that
tells you, like, yes, that's not gonna be right. What
determines whether he ends up there on Mount Rushmore or whatever.
It's gonna be the offense, you know, and everything else.
But it's not a bast starting point for a twenty
year for twenty year old bro. And you know the
durability sixty five games, thirty minutes a game, like you said,

(28:58):
like that's that to me? Is on almost the most
important stat that we just talked about, because if he can,
if he can be on the court enough to develop,
we don't even have an idea of what he's capable
of developing into. You know that's the that's the crazy part.

Speaker 1 (29:12):
The fact that this man just had forty and twenty
and we're saying developing.

Speaker 5 (29:18):
Right, that doesn't make six my brain, you know, I
can't put that together. It's insane.

Speaker 3 (29:26):
It's so crazy.

Speaker 7 (29:26):
And Mike is completely right about him being not being
promising anymore. He's already this good, right, But there's not
a single example an NBA history of players not getting
better once they're in the league, Like, there's no there
is no like, oh, if he gets better, he's going
to get better.

Speaker 3 (29:41):
He's a half decade away from being within smelling distance
of his physical pride.

Speaker 5 (29:45):
Right, you're like the peak twenty seven, twenty eight, right,
are you kidding me?

Speaker 3 (29:55):
Frightening? Yeah? This should I don't know, Bro.

Speaker 6 (29:59):
In the league where Chet has to get in front
of him, nothing could have been nothing could have worked
out better, Nothing could have worked out better for Wemby
than that.

Speaker 3 (30:09):
Then people pairing him up with Chet home grin bro,
like like like he's gonna be He's gonna be paired
up with some different dudes within a year or two, Bro,
You know what I mean, We're gonna be talking about
Wenby and jokicch or Wemby. You know, it's like, all
due respect to chat Homegren the Thunder have been such
a fun team to watch this year.

Speaker 1 (30:28):
But he's, like Tyler pointed out, great fucking rookie season special,
you know what I mean.

Speaker 3 (30:33):
But for sure his second year in the NBA, he's definitely,
you know, looking good. But you know, his first year
in the NBA, he wasn't on the court because he
was fuckinger.

Speaker 2 (30:41):
Bro, Like, yeah, chet is a fucking unanimous rookie other year,
any other year, you know what I'm saying.

Speaker 4 (30:46):
So he he's a baller too, But Wenby is different, Bro.

Speaker 5 (30:50):
There's a difference between like special and what the fuck
is that?

Speaker 1 (30:55):
And that's a big ass guy, you know what I mean,
we've seen special, nobody's seen what the fuck is that?

Speaker 5 (31:01):
There's reason we say that, you know what I mean? Crazy?

Speaker 3 (31:05):
Uh And I love the personality. Tyler's talked about this
on Twitter. But great answer to even bullshit questions. He
takes the ball after how many how many points of Bruns'
scores scroll the sixties, sixty one sixty took the ball
and threw it in the fucking stands. Go get your
fucking game ball with your sixty points, you know what

(31:27):
I mean?

Speaker 2 (31:29):
Bro, He like he's he he says all the right things,
and it's not like he's trying to say the right things.
You can see that it's genuinely him. Like when they
asked him, you know about how how you know the
defense he was playing the season if he thought that
he would, you know, win Defensive Player of the Year,
and you know he's well aware that, you know, with
a team with the record that his team has, he's
not gonna win Defense Player the Year, right, very self

(31:49):
aware kid. He was like, it's like, yeah, I'm not
gonna get it this year. He's He's like, you know,
Rudy's going to get one, but you know, you know
that that's gonna be it for Rudy.

Speaker 3 (31:56):
You know.

Speaker 4 (31:56):
He was like, you know, Rudy, Rudy better.

Speaker 2 (31:59):
You know, you don't count it up because because those
things are over, I'm coming right like, And it was
so genuine from him, bro, Like it wasn't even like
he was trying to go for the sound bite or whatever.

Speaker 4 (32:08):
It was like that was exactly how he really felt.

Speaker 2 (32:10):
He was like, yeah, you know, my squad of shitty
I'm not gonna win defensive player a year with this
shitty record, but I'm coming, bro.

Speaker 1 (32:16):
He talks about basketball with the same seriousness an astro
physicist talks about their job, you know what I mean,
where it's.

Speaker 5 (32:25):
Like he means it's very important to him.

Speaker 1 (32:29):
You feel me in a particular way where a young
guy it generally isn't so like yeah, bro, like whatever
he plans on doing, he's gonna do.

Speaker 5 (32:36):
And he said it and he meant that shit, and
we all know it. You feel me so oh like, look.

Speaker 2 (32:42):
Like that shit when they asked him, you know during
the All Star weekend when he him and fucking Ant
were on the same Challenge team and you know, Ant
fucked it off with that left hand bullshit, And a
reporter asked him later on that weekend, you know, how
do you feel about ants antics? And he was like, yeah,
you know, you know, some guys come here to have fun.
And then he takes a pall and he's just like
he thinks for a second, and he looks back at

(33:02):
the reporter. He goes, winning is fun to me though,
and just like walks off like cold blooded.

Speaker 1 (33:07):
He plays basketball, but he ain't here to play, nigga.
You know what I'm saying, like, shit, ain't sweet to him.
It takes it very seriously. Yeah, this is a job,
you know what I mean. It's something he wants to
be great at and he's not playing about it.

Speaker 3 (33:19):
And I love that. You saw the NBA find him
for throwing the ball after the next game into the
d of the crowd.

Speaker 4 (33:25):
Oh well the game.

Speaker 3 (33:28):
Everyone at the NBA who had a hand in that
was grinning from ear to ears. You know what I mean, Like,
do it every time. We'll get you back on the
back end. Don't do you worry about it.

Speaker 5 (33:41):
This is optics, baby, you know what I mean. We
appreciate it, though.

Speaker 3 (33:45):
For sure, that's your parent punishing you because they have
to punish your younger sibling and you technically did the
same thing, even though they know you. You know, you
don't really deserve the punishment, but they got to save face,
so they you know, they give you that little like
it's all good. You can bring some ice cream into
your room or whatever. It's.

Speaker 1 (34:01):
It's you getting in a fight at school and your
mom asking you, you know what I mean, you feel me,
Oh you should have did that. We're gonna get ice
cream when we get in the car all you nigga,
you know what I'm saying. You don't even let you've
been in a fight. That's the type of city it was.

Speaker 3 (34:15):
You feel me? We talked about when I got called
in for I don't think we talked about it. I
can't talk about it. The pot we talked about it,
the four of us, though. Vinnie got called in and
I just went in and was like, what do you
want me to say to him? Right to me, brother, like,
I mean, the math is math, and gee, you feel me.
I don't know what you want me to do.

Speaker 5 (34:38):
I might have done the same as a grown man. Nigga,
fucking man, I'm gonna take him home and tell him
not to do it.

Speaker 3 (34:43):
Not to do it.

Speaker 5 (34:44):
You want me to go get him high five? You
might want to keep away from me to the end
of the day. Let me settle down.

Speaker 3 (34:50):
I'm excited, nigga, we go into the sisler you feel me, like, fucker,
here's my wife's cell phone number. Better luck you know
with the second phone call. I guess right. All right,
let's talk about Cowboy Carter. New Beyonce album twenty seven

(35:12):
tracks dropped and has had the world paralyzed. While they're
running through it, Tyler. I know you've had time to
digest it, and I know Renaissance was like one of
your favorite albums. Ever, so how do you feel about
Cowboy Carter?

Speaker 4 (35:27):
I like it, I don't.

Speaker 2 (35:28):
I don't love it as much as Renaissance, And I
know it's two different fucking albums. I know it's, you know,
a complete left turn for Renaissance. I get the whole
theme she's going for here with this anthology series where
every album is going to be a huge left turn, right,
But you know, I feel like you can't help but
compare because you know, all although they are you know,
going to be left turns with every drop, it is

(35:50):
the same type of theme where she is kind of
you know, you know, reclaiming certain genres, right, and it's part.

Speaker 3 (35:56):
Of one big project, right right, right, Zach one, this.

Speaker 4 (35:59):
Is Act two, yeah, and then it's one of the
Act three. It's probably.

Speaker 2 (36:03):
Yeah, so yeah, yeah, yeah. I'll say that it didn't
blow me away the way Renaissance did. Like Renaissance, just
fucking bro it was like slapper after slapper after slapper.

Speaker 4 (36:14):
With this, it's more of a slow build.

Speaker 2 (36:17):
I feel like the album for me didn't really pick
up until Bodyguard, which is like track eight, like we
got it, Like, yeah, it's it's it's really fucking good.
I feel like that's when the album really kind of
kicks into another gear. I mean, this album alone feels
like it has like three or four different acts in it, right,
you know, I love Bodyguard. I feel like that's when
the album kicked off for me. Spaghetti is fucking crazy too.

(36:40):
Like Spaghetti to me feels like a Beyonce Beyonce song,
not a Beyonce you know, on her country ship. It
feels like Beyonce doing Beyonce, you know what I mean.
It feels like some shit that could have been on Renaissance.
Spaghetti goes crazy. She did a cover of Jolene by
Dolly parton.

Speaker 4 (36:57):
I'm really not Yeah, yeah, here's the thing. Here's the thing.

Speaker 2 (37:03):
I feel like because because beyoncey put her own spin
on Jolene, right, and we all know Dolly's host ship
on Joelene was like like, oh please don't take my man.
You fine as hell girl, I can't fuck with you, right,
Like that was the angle she was at and Beyonce,
and Beyonce comes with with with a whole different angle.
Like like where she's like, girls, stay the funk away
from my man if I beat your ass, Like that's
the anglish she goes on, which is true to her.

(37:24):
It's true because who's Beyonce gonna look at like, girl,
I ain't got shit on you. It's Beyonce, right right, yes, yes, yeah,
that would that that would be dishonest, you know, music
coming from Beyonce. I if she went with the original
spirit of Joelene. But but I think that's what makes
the original Jolene so so unique. So it's a very

(37:47):
singular song. You don't hear that angle explored a lot
of music where it's like, you know, it's it's not
a song where Dallas like my I.

Speaker 4 (37:55):
Got a cheating man, but I'm still love them. Please girl,
just just let me have.

Speaker 2 (37:58):
It's not that we hear that a lot in songs, right,
And Joelne Dolly Partner is like, girl, you are a
goddess and you can have my man if you want to,
please just spare us mere mortals. Right, But like that's
what she's on. You know, from everything in the song,
it sounds like they're in a really good spot. But
it poses that one question that as good as your
relationship is, there could be that one person, just that

(38:21):
one person would come along who you don't have shit on,
who you're not better looking at, You're not more successful
than you, don't have a bet, you're not as charming
as them.

Speaker 4 (38:28):
They could come along and they might could take your part,
you know what I'm saying.

Speaker 2 (38:32):
It plays into that where Dolly, you know, gave us
a real, a very unique sense of vulnerable vulnerability on
that song where she was like, I don't have shit
on you, and I'm really at your mercy, please leave
my man alone. And Beyonce, like I said, Beyonce couldn't
do that. That's not you know, because like I said,
who's Beyonce gonna look at like that? So she went
the whole angle, I'll beat your asking folk on man,

(38:52):
And I feel like we've heard that so many times
in music though, so but yeah, but.

Speaker 3 (38:57):
I share your feelings about that, and I was kind
of bummed out just because I love the original and
I you know, I've loved a couple of different covers
of it as well, but it is, like you said,
it's so unique, and I felt like, while it was
maybe more true to Beyonce to do her version of it.
It was definitely like, yeah, I feel like it's not
it's not as unique, you know, right right.

Speaker 4 (39:16):
It strips, it strips the original of what made it
so singular.

Speaker 2 (39:20):
It feels like but but but also I do love
the way the album closes, right, Like, it closes very
strongly to me, like Desert Eagle, two Hands to Heaven
River Dance, like like near the end of the album,
it feels like Beyonce is doing Beyonce music again, like
I mentioned, right, like like for a lot of the album,

(39:40):
feels like Beyonce is stepping into the country arena, not
at all saying like she's opposed now for the girls
from textas she's country as fuck, right, but it feels
like she's kind of like stepping into you know, into
the country a rena on a lot of the songs.
But near the end, it for sure it feels like
Beyonce found her groove as Beyonce. So I think that
it closes great. Like I said, it feels like it's
about three or four different acts of the album and
feels like a whole different act too, And that's probably

(40:02):
like my favorite run of songs on the album.

Speaker 7 (40:05):
Yeah, yeah, like I'm trying not to like over index
on like its recency bias, but I'm like, is that
a top five Beyonce song for me?

Speaker 3 (40:14):
Ever? Yeah?

Speaker 4 (40:15):
Yeah, absolutely goes.

Speaker 2 (40:17):
I'm I cannot wait to see what she does with that,
like live when she goes on tour.

Speaker 3 (40:21):
Oh my god, I have so many I have so
many female friends who are on Twitter doing Joe Lene
at Beyonce but about their bank accounts and beyond who
are just like please, we can't, like, please, you gotta
give us a year off. I'm tapped out, like I'm
begging you please not this. It's like she didn't drop

(40:44):
the album to not tour this summer, y'all.

Speaker 1 (40:46):
I'm sorry, Yeah, get overseas like there was like other
folks are doing going for the low, go overseas.

Speaker 7 (40:54):
You want to hear a funny story about so I
tweeted it about yeah, yeah, being great that I don't
tweet my anymore, but it compelled me to tweet about it,
and I had what I what seems to be a
fan of our show. I forget his name, sorry apologies?
Who tweeted at who quote tweeted me and then like
linked to another tweet from a music critic who said
and the music critics tweet was the whites are gonna

(41:15):
go crazy for for yeah yeah, and the and so
our fan was like someone named jack or something and
he was like Hunter was what is a prophet? And
I just replied, I was like, not white, my boy,
but like it does beg.

Speaker 2 (41:27):
He was.

Speaker 8 (41:27):
He just replied, Oh, sorry, don't I don't watch the
YouTube enup. I was like, no, it's not I'm not mad, brother,
Clear with you here right now, brother, Yeah, that's tough.
That's it's always tough, always tough to have to tell people,
Oh it's all right, I missed the I didn't know

(41:52):
that's what Jackson looked like. Tweets we need to we
need to introduce your face to.

Speaker 4 (41:58):
There'll be more of them.

Speaker 5 (42:00):
I'm sure.

Speaker 3 (42:03):
All right, let's wrap up with our dookie butt of
the week. I'm gonna go first. Dookie butt of the
week is all of society for having to put up
with April First. It is not funny people pretending to
be funny day. I feel about April Fool's Day the
way that serious alcoholics feel about New Year's even Saint

(42:23):
Patrick's Day. I just like, avoid social media, avoid the
worst jokes that you will hear for the entire year,
the worst copywriter and pr person trying to do satire
or comedy. I just every year it's like, I don't know,

(42:44):
it's like nails on a chalkboard to me. April first,
so that's my.

Speaker 4 (42:47):
Day of the week. Look, bro, my nerves are way
too bad for the April foolishit.

Speaker 2 (42:52):
We don't been doing way too much shit the last
five or six or so years for you to be
hopping out here on some bullshit. Bro, please be serious
once in your motherfucker life. No April fool ship, Brock
April fools Man, Tyler, who's your dude brother?

Speaker 3 (43:07):
The week.

Speaker 2 (43:09):
It's it's probably gonna be the motherfucking porn bots on Twitter.
Dog Like, I'm just so, I'm just so sick of
the pussying bios and nudes and bio Like.

Speaker 5 (43:19):
You had enough, Like I understand not being a fan
of it.

Speaker 3 (43:26):
Boy, we need to in this.

Speaker 5 (43:32):
Crazy Oh he is.

Speaker 1 (43:33):
He definitely is, you know what I'm saying, And he
probably sees more of being he's so popping and active
on his on Twitter.

Speaker 2 (43:39):
But yeah, nudes and bio like a motherfucker bro, Like
I'm sick of it. I just like, you can't tweet
ship without a motherfucking nudes and bio pussy your bio, Like, goddamn.

Speaker 5 (43:50):
They all through your ship.

Speaker 4 (43:52):
Oh every fucking tweet I get a reply at least
at least one.

Speaker 3 (43:57):
We posted. I mean, it's like running a low close
sports organization. Every time we tweet from the five six two, Bro,
it's like, here's the high school track and field score.
Nudes in bio. Oh that's nasty, you know what I mean.
You're like, oh, Long Beach State is going to hire
Chris Aker as his next basketball coach, my pussy in bio?
Like all right, bro, Like Twitter is supposed to feel

(44:17):
like a conversation, and you're making the conversations making me
very uncomfortable with the last couple of.

Speaker 2 (44:21):
Months, right, And you really can't do you can't you
can't hide the replies because then you're just making the
pussy and bio and bio folder on your your gup
and you're just gonna hide all th shit, right like
you just you just got to sit back and just
let pussy and bio just linger in your ship.

Speaker 4 (44:36):
Now you are powerless in this situation.

Speaker 3 (44:39):
There's nothing. There's nothing we can do. Bro. Pussy and
bio makes the world go right. I posted a clip
of Vinnie's baseball and someone listen, and someone responded because okay,
it's it's been the account's been deleted now. The other
thing Sharp pointed out to me is there's also like
AI bots that do have the like pussy in bio accounts,

(45:02):
but they're posting AI generated things to trigger you. And
so someone one of these replies came on my automated
bot on my video of Vinnie and was like, oh, like,
nice clip, but let's not forget about the players at
the end of the bench, like baseball is a team game.

(45:23):
And I clicked on it. It's pure AI, Like, it's
a pure bot comment that just clearly anyone posting their
kids stuff just is replying to that. And then we
had one on the five six two when we announced
a basketball coach higher and there were three of these
bots replied with like, what about women in coaching jobs?
Why aren't there more women getting basketball coaching? Is a bot, yes,

(45:47):
but it looks like a real tweet and then when
you click on it, it's a pussy and bio bot.
Oh wow. Yes, bro' that's crazy.

Speaker 5 (45:55):
It's like, that's filthy. It is nasty.

Speaker 3 (46:01):
I want to reply. I mean they got me on
the five six two one. I went to reply to it,
you know what I mean, just like, oh, that's an
interest surprise, surprise.

Speaker 4 (46:11):
Surprise, as.

Speaker 3 (46:15):
John your dukie byt of the week.

Speaker 1 (46:18):
Spectrum. Fucking spectrum. Now I have to talk to Mike
to see what's going on with the Dodgers.

Speaker 3 (46:24):
I'm giving John play by play like it's nineteen fifteen.

Speaker 5 (46:27):
Bro, Bro, like, you know what I'm saying, Like you
might record like a radio you feel me, send it
to me. It's just crazy. I can't watch the fucking
Dodgers games because I don't have cable. Like who has cable?
Like I think did it with the Lakers? Know what?
The Dodgers too? Is crazy? Yeah you have cable, Yeah,
but you like one of what it's not common in
twenty twenty four.

Speaker 1 (46:45):
I'm going to I'm going into MLB redded streams trying
to watch the game.

Speaker 5 (46:50):
Nice Like how different, like, bro, Banks, You're gonna make
it hard.

Speaker 3 (46:55):
Redit streams are Jackson's generations.

Speaker 1 (46:59):
No, but no, but I for NBA games because of spectrum.
I always go to NBA retis streams, you know what
I'm saying. Also, like sometimes you can't watch the game
you want to watch on a lead pass.

Speaker 5 (47:10):
So reddit streams are just more reliable.

Speaker 1 (47:12):
NBA registrms are more reliable, but MLB redditsh streams, Like
this is what I have to do to watch baseball.

Speaker 5 (47:17):
The Lakers is one thing. People are going to.

Speaker 1 (47:19):
Find a way and we'll pay to watch the Lakers, right,
But baseball shouldn't be hard to watch, you know what
I'm saying, being in the situation it is now.

Speaker 5 (47:27):
The Dodgers is different, that's not baseball. They have a Tani.

Speaker 3 (47:30):
But the other thing that's fucked up about that, and
this is a real like thing that leagues need to address,
is because of their TV rights deals, if you don't
get the Spectrum channel, it's impossible for you in southern
California if you buy the MLB package at the highest
price because you don't have Spectrum.

Speaker 5 (47:50):
Same thing with Lakers, right, Lakers and Clippers.

Speaker 1 (47:54):
Yeah, it's just it's crazy. So like Nigga's nasty, but
like this what I have to do to watch baseball,
Like come on, gee, So like fux spect him and
all this shit, Bro. I mean, I know they probably
getting held the money off and they probably dropped it
back for these teams.

Speaker 3 (48:07):
I get what they did it monetarily, but for me,
but watch if you live in LA, you should be
able to watch the Dodgers, bro. It it does not
feel like a complicated.

Speaker 5 (48:18):
One television package. I should be able to watch it, right.

Speaker 3 (48:21):
Well.

Speaker 5 (48:21):
When we were growing up, we books for YouTube TV.

Speaker 1 (48:23):
Bro.

Speaker 3 (48:24):
I mean I could watch Lakers games we were growing
up without cable because they were on KKL nine. It
was on broadcast television. Like you know what I'm saying.

Speaker 5 (48:30):
I was watching fucking Chicago Bulls games. You know what
I'm saying.

Speaker 3 (48:34):
Like y'all had WGN or whatever WGN bro watching games, Yeah, exactly.

Speaker 5 (48:39):
Because they were the biggest thing going, Like, how can
you not watch?

Speaker 3 (48:42):
It's just crazy.

Speaker 5 (48:42):
It just doesn't make sense. Atlanta Braves.

Speaker 1 (48:45):
The entire South is a fan because you can watch
Braves games regardless of what your package is.

Speaker 3 (48:51):
This is a modern economy, though, and it's what's so
fucked up that it's like you're a baseball fan, or
it could be baseball.

Speaker 1 (48:57):
Fan, it could be to get back into the I
like target audience too, like the Dodgers.

Speaker 3 (49:03):
That's like Mookie Bets, where is the we need more
black people in the stadium? Shirt to games like Woods
right like that, you are who they are trying to
talk to, and you it's like, I have money. I'm
trying to give you money in exchange for a good
or service and they're like, ah, we don't, we don't
need you. There's no way to do it on bag

(49:23):
over here. Brother, you know your little keep your little
tump change. Damn. That's crazy though, but also it's really.

Speaker 5 (49:30):
Dude, the game has changed so much. We're talking about
like power hitters being up front, Like like I was like,
I haven't watched the guess how long is miss I
watched the game.

Speaker 1 (49:37):
We're like the leadoff hitter was a guy to just
kind of put his bat out there and use the
speed to get to this.

Speaker 5 (49:43):
I have been watching.

Speaker 3 (49:44):
He's going yards Baseball analytics advancement.

Speaker 9 (49:48):
Yes, yes, I'm trying to I'm trying to learn. I'm like,
oh shit, this is excited. You know the game has changed.
I'm gonna tap ban yeah in a while. Crazy, Yeah,
I'm with you.

Speaker 3 (49:59):
Unfortune, very unfortunate, Jackson, your dukeey butt of the week.

Speaker 7 (50:03):
My dukey bit of the week is uh like Fox News,
which has sort of probably been a repeat offender, and
my dukey butt of the week not just Fox News,
but sort of that sect of Republicans. I don't want
to say all Republicans. I'm not trying to put a
blanket statement anyone. But today, today, as we're recording, this
is March thirty first, March thirty first, fuck out this

(50:26):
specific instance about moving the conversation for it. Normally I
would be fine to agree with you. As we're recording this,
it's March thirty first, which is Transvisibility Day, and Trump
and Fox News and all these people.

Speaker 4 (50:37):
Are so mad.

Speaker 7 (50:38):
They're furious at the trans community because Transvisibility Day falls
on Easter. Coincidentally, this is the first time that's happened
in eleven years that this has fallen on Easter's fallen
on March thirty first. It doesn't, it's it's not the
same day every year. Transvisibility Day is the same day
every year and has existed for fifteen years. So all
these fucking bigots can relax about Easter. Just worry about yourself.

(51:02):
No one's trans people aren't telling Christians to not celebrate Easter.
Just worry about yourself. Leave the trans people alone. All
they want to do is live. All they want to
do is exist. They're not bothering anybody, They're not forcing
their kids to be trans. They just want to exist
and not be persecute.

Speaker 3 (51:18):
That's it.

Speaker 5 (51:18):
What's crazy about people doing this for Easter? Who do
you think Jesus would be fucking with? If you read
anything in the Bible, it's bro.

Speaker 1 (51:26):
Not the Pharisees, not chall He'd be in the streets,
you feel me, with the people that needed him. So
that's what's wild to me is that you use this
something you probably have never read, because you would know
where Jesus would lie in this.

Speaker 5 (51:41):
You know, in this disagreement argument of debate. You know
what I'm saying. We've seen it, you feel me, So,
I mean we at least we've read it in the Bible.
If you have read it, it's crazy.

Speaker 3 (51:50):
I unfortunately was aware of this because I have a
number of friends, including quite a few black friends, who
were quote tweeting Joe by Biden's transgender Day of Visibility tweet,
which has four thousand quote tweets compared to the nine
hundred quote tweets of his Happy Easter message with people

(52:13):
saying this is disrespectful to Christians, this is an attack
on the Christian faith all this other stuff, and that
is unfortunately a cross racial and political agenda because I
have like black liberal friends who are posting this shit,
bro like it.

Speaker 2 (52:28):
Is it makes me look look, yeah, I feel like
that's just a perfect example of how religion is like
weaponized for bigotry. And a lot of the people who
who weaponize religion for bigotry don't know shit about religion,
because how do you not know how Easter is decided.

Speaker 4 (52:43):
If you're going to be up and you know, in
this much of an uproar about it, Easter falls.

Speaker 2 (52:47):
The reason why Easter moves around the whole fucking calendar
is is because it happens the first Sunday after the
first full moon after the spring equinox, right, So so
the moment where there's more daylight than nighttime, and then
we when we get a full moon after that, the
Sunday after that is Easter, right, So that's basically how
Easter is decided. These motherfuckers just do not know that,
it seems, but there's still being outraged about the shit.

Speaker 3 (53:10):
I'll give you one somewhat signed for Hope Jackson. We
have a white football coach in Long Beach who's very
he's like a QAnon guy. He's very conservative, very red
pill media, and he was like going nuts on Twitter
about this shit this morning. And a player on his team,
a black player on his team, who's for all. I

(53:30):
don't have no idea his stance on any LGBTQ rights,
but replied and was like, coach, you know is March
thirty first every year, it just happens to be Easter.
And the coach like apologized and was like, oh, I
watched the segment and they said that the president was
posting this as an attack on Christianity, but he you know,
I mean people hear that shit and they believe it.

Speaker 5 (53:51):
And this here was what kids save us, like they saved.
That's chilly, motherfucker.

Speaker 3 (53:55):
Here here was one instance of And so what I do,
obviously when I see that shit as a key scrolling
and snort and go Jesus Christ, we have no fucking hope.
This kid was like, hey, coach, let me educate you
on what happened here and there it actually worked. That
was very respectful about it for sure.

Speaker 5 (54:13):
I'm down for positive change.

Speaker 3 (54:14):
I just can't. Oh, you're correct to get mad. So
what is the what does it have to do with
each other? And again, if what you but this is
the issue with social media running all of our discourse
in this country, is that the algorithms for those companies
are juiced to produce negative feelings. Like if you want
more visibility for Easter, which is it's pretty visible. As

(54:38):
someone who was raised in a non religious household, I
would say Easter was quite visible to me throughout my life.
Then go quote tweet the President's Easter tweet. You know
what I mean to be like, Oh, yes, Easter content,
that's what I am trying to put out there. He's
risen et cetera. Not oh he's posting this because it's
an attack and it's like, you didn't even go look

(54:59):
to see he posted like four fucking things about Easter already.

Speaker 2 (55:02):
Bro, Like people are that way though, Bro, Well, Ship,
I told y'all my favorite Easter story. You know, they
do sunrise service for Easter right where you're waking up
at fucking six in the morning to go to church
and ship, And I told y'all, we did that ship.
One morning, my mom came and woke me and my
brother up, and my brother woke up and said, man,

(55:23):
what the fuck is wrong with Jesus?

Speaker 4 (55:25):
And a long story show up.

Speaker 2 (55:30):
My brother is Muslim now he's not even Christianity. So yeah,
I think that was his breaking point that day, right there.

Speaker 5 (55:36):
Bro, Hey, is your brother as funny as you?

Speaker 2 (55:40):
Not intentionally I'll say that, okay, okay, yeah yeah he
will say ship, that's funny as fuck.

Speaker 5 (55:49):
Yeah yeah, but he was dead serious, serious.

Speaker 2 (55:54):
He wrote, listen, whatever you say when you first get
out of bed, that is your old speaking bro.

Speaker 5 (56:01):
That sh that sh hasn't been waiting, he's barely operated.
That is your soul.

Speaker 2 (56:08):
But he got a press statement. So yeah, that ship
was wearing on him. Bro, the what's crazy? The first
he says on Easter Sunday, Jesus is crazy. Bro, that's
a real nick statement, Like a mother fuck. He's stood
tall on the most Jesus.

Speaker 5 (56:28):
Day on a year, the most Jesus his day.

Speaker 4 (56:32):
He was like, bro, what is your fucking problem wrong with.

Speaker 5 (56:39):
With Jesus?

Speaker 3 (56:40):
Bro?

Speaker 4 (56:40):
Some of our service a I'm I'm I'm just oh ship.
I was like thirteen, so he was like.

Speaker 5 (56:48):
How long did you laugh, nigger? I would have laughed
for like three years.

Speaker 3 (56:53):
He had to swallow that one. I bet he should
got to swallow that laugh.

Speaker 5 (56:56):
Bro Wait, he said, for your mama.

Speaker 2 (57:01):
No want to say, okay, okay, I'm about blowing that
motherfucking house down.

Speaker 4 (57:08):
She she might have had an exorcism done on my.

Speaker 5 (57:19):
Oh see, all right, that's all the time we got.
So that is so funny.

Speaker 3 (57:29):
We'll be back on Thursday with our next regular episode,
and then on on Friday or Saturday, we'll have a
very special interview that you will want to catch for sure,
so look forward to that and we will talk to.

Speaker 5 (57:39):
You all then bye bye bye.

Speaker 1 (57:46):
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