Jenkins and Jonez - Timberwolves Turned Back Into Bozos

The guys discuss Denver tying the series 2-2 against the Timberwolves (6:00), the Pacers flipping the series against the Knicks (28:00), and then things go off the rails. #volume

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Speaker 5 (01:33):
Welcome to Chickens and Jones on the podcast Network. It
is Sunday Mage twelfth, and we got a little home
remodeling going on.

Speaker 3 (01:43):
We don't fuck with dead beats over here. You feel
what I'm saying? Beats fuck that nigga. Nigga we had
We had to switch up the posters in the backdrop
a little bit. Uh God, I don't want to be
a daddy. I don't want to be a fan bitch.
It's a free country.

Speaker 2 (02:04):
Is a repercussions America, Come motherfucker anyway.

Speaker 3 (02:09):
John, did you make it to the bathroom? Okay? Oh yeah,
I was fine. What happened? What you mean? No? You
just you said you were gonna pee and then tuck
your baby girl in and you said it was gonna
take you forty seconds. I said, that sounds like at
least eighty seconds of work to me. That was eighty seconds, right,
I don't know. I'm just saying I was worried you
were gonna pee down your pants or something.

Speaker 2 (02:26):
Not kiss her and then arm we're talking about We're
talking about, we're talking about.

Speaker 1 (02:34):
The chat is saying this is an insane beginning to
be of course, and people are there are some first
time fans here.

Speaker 3 (02:40):
Can we get to the I love the crazy hell indeed, brother,
Welcome to Chaos. We're talking about toilet bowl etiquette. Right
before we hop on. Welcome to Jakus and Jones on
the Volume podcast Network. We've got playoff basketball to talk
about for our new listeners. At the end of our

(03:00):
Sunday episodes, we will each name a dooky butt of
the week. This is each of our chants to name
a person, place, or thing that we feel is not
great and so you go. You do have that to
look forward to as well, in addition to all kinds
of other botty tackle Bear, I don't know what's going
on in that. As always, Jackinson Jones hosted by the

(03:23):
Jet thro Jenkins aka John was that Bubba's Dragonfly Jones
A ka Tyler.

Speaker 4 (03:29):
Hey, everybody have a gun guardier b aka Mike, motherfucking
mother fucking mother.

Speaker 3 (03:34):
Fucking Mike coming to mother.

Speaker 2 (03:37):
The shouts to Tyler's hat too, bro, that Detroit hat
very slept on, very slept on, timeless, the orange one,
too crazy, the negative one with the orange d fire.

Speaker 3 (03:46):
Anyway, did y'all see the hat that went viral on
on Twitter and Instagram this week? It was a black
dude wearing a hat and on the back of the hat,
embroidered into it was I don't watch baseball. I just
like this hat.

Speaker 4 (03:58):
I wish that was on every one of my face
I had, bro it should I really do?

Speaker 3 (04:03):
I really do? I mean before I moved to La
I could wear the Brewers hat. You know what I mean?
Y'all having a hell of a season. I'm like, fuck,
is y'all nigga? You know? No motherfuckers in Milwaukee? I
don't know them. I don't know them? Why folk? What
do you mean? It is one of my favorite It's
like a running joke between me and another friend of mine.

(04:24):
The Jenkins Jones response. It's like, oh, Dragonfly Jones like
the Tigers. Let's go. It's like, Buddy, I'll.

Speaker 4 (04:32):
Say this though, if you see me wearing a minor
league hat, I am halfway invested in that minor league
team because they probably have a cool name slash cool logo,
and I'm like all the way in on it, you.

Speaker 3 (04:41):
Know what I'm saying.

Speaker 4 (04:41):
So, yeah, the Savannah Banana is one of the most
fun fucking teams in sports.

Speaker 3 (04:46):
Wait you got that? You bought that?

Speaker 4 (04:49):
No, I don't have a bananas fitted, but okay, still
shouts to them.

Speaker 2 (04:52):
Oh for sure. Man, are they actually minor league? That's
a different type of league. Yeah, it feels different.

Speaker 3 (04:59):
We're pretty This is always by the Lovely and Dalla
to Jackson's have fun. We're done with the intro. Let's go.
If you're listening to this in podcast form, you can
come hang out with us after games at YouTube dot
com slash at, Jenkins and Jones hop in the chat,
ask questions, make jokes. We're hanging out having a good time.
And man, we've got a couple of great games to

(05:21):
talk about today. This Nuggets Wolves series is really turning
into something special. Just a fifth time in NBA history
a team drops two games at home and then goes
back and wins the next two games on the road
all five of those times. Previously, the team that lost
the first two games won the series. Yes, they were

(05:42):
the better team at home court, so yes, yes, but
it's starting to get kind of scary hours for the
Timberwolves after a great start. What did you guys make
of this game and where do you think the series
is headed?

Speaker 4 (05:52):
Don't I don't mean to sound cliche ass, like a
cliche ass motherfucker, but it was really some heart of
the championship we saw from one of these last two games,
flat out that we saw a team that has been
here before, that knows the pace of how you have
to play and to win playoff basketball, and those are
little little things you have to do, like the ship
that Yok was doing tonight after he had you know,

(06:13):
fucking Game two and Denver was probably the worst playoff
game I ever saw from Yok And yeah, and the
master class he put on tonight where he was just
controlling the tempo like he was, you know, he was
making his reads when he when he caught the rock.
You know, he was running invert pick and rolls with
with Jamal Murray. There were times where he we saw
Jokic being a fucking slasher and finishing with a dunk,

(06:33):
you know, after a running start, like bro, like the
he just reminded us he's the best fucking player in
the world. He controlled the whole tempo, he he It
was just a mass Scots. So, like I said, it
was some ship where we saw like, yeah, you know,
the Timberwolves are great, they're talented, they played great team ball,
but it's just level so that shit come playoff basketball,
and we saw a fucking championship team out there those

(06:55):
these last two games.

Speaker 2 (06:56):
And also there was moments when they were playing where
like it seemed like the Timberwolves got kind of thirsty,
you know what I'm saying. Like I'm seeing like Kyle Anderson,
you know, dribbled the air out the ball and then
forced a bad shot, like bro, you know what I'm saying.
We saw Cat force a few at the beginning too,
when they started getting into that hole and the Nuggets
started coming back. So I think the big difference was

(07:17):
really Cat. Somebody brought up it's probably a difficult day
for him, so bro, fuck it, I get you know
what I'm saying. Anyway, But I think that was a
big difference. Formulay didn't have like on some nights he's
their best offensive player and he just didn't have it
tonight and that was rough. But uh, there was just
moments when they got away from playing team basketball. Also,
that end of the second d of the end of

(07:38):
the second quarter. I've never seen a half.

Speaker 3 (07:41):
In like that.

Speaker 2 (07:42):
That felt like some I'm God's favorite nigga, good luck
you know it's it's it's you verse the universe type shit.
So like, I don't know, bro, like that felt bigger
than just the end of a half. That felt like
some destiny type shit. And I mean they were at
twenty five seconds left, they were down eight, they were
down eight, and that's we saw the eight oh run

(08:02):
in like nineteen seconds, which is insane. So I think
those were some big things that were going on in
the game. They kind of made it hard. But Ed Edwards, Bro,
that's still a bad man. He did the best he could,
He did everything he could, but it was just base.
It seemed like it felt like him burst a championship team,
You're not gonna win.

Speaker 6 (08:17):
That.

Speaker 3 (08:17):
I think what impressed me the most about the Nuggets,
and they had this same feeling. Last year the Warriors
had this same feeling through their whole dynasty. Was John
and I are both big horror movie fans, Like it
feels like Michael Myers bro or Jason, like you're trying
to climb out of this ten point hole. And I
thought the Timberwolves played pretty well in the second half.

(08:39):
I agree with you. They're kind of gripping some silly
shit in the first half. And yeah, there are some
major issues with Kat and Gobert, but for the most part,
they hit big buckets. Role players hit big buckets. They
made plays defensively, and the Nuggets just wore every time,
like every booby trap, every you know, you're running away
throwing rocks, like they just kept coming at you, not fast,

(09:02):
but like like Michael Myers or Jason just I'm just
walking at my speed and there's nothing you can do
to affect it, and eventually I'm gonna catch you. Like
that's what it felt like. It just felt inevitable that
they were not They weren't gonna be able to climb
out of that hole.

Speaker 2 (09:16):
And Aaron Gordon found a way to be him again.
That's been a big difference, you.

Speaker 3 (09:20):
Know what I mean? In the first two games, he
was kind of quiet.

Speaker 2 (09:23):
He seemed like he was like, I don't know what
I need to do to affect the game. And he
figured that shit out. He got back doing his dirty work.

Speaker 3 (09:29):
You know what I mean.

Speaker 2 (09:30):
He was a what twenty seven twenty four points, big,
big difference mega the day.

Speaker 3 (09:34):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (09:35):
Yeah, It's like we've always said he is not the
best number throughing in the league, but every postseason he
is the best number three in the playoffs, and they
need him to be that guy and fucking win a
ring for sure.

Speaker 3 (09:43):
For sure, for sure. John brought it up, but we
have to talk in detail about that insane moment between
Jamal Murray and Kevin Harlan at halftime. I think when
you're a little kid, sports feel the way that all
stories feel like you don't know what's gonna happen next,
just you know, oh, the eight seed could beat the
one seed, the sixteen seed could win the NCAA tournament

(10:06):
like And then the older you get, the more you
recognize patterns and you start to see things ahead of
time a little bit, and that to me, it just
felt like one of those moments is a forty year
old basketball fan has been watching this shit for thirty
something years. That shit plays after the trophy presentation. Do
you feel me? It just that just what you feel me.

Speaker 2 (10:26):
It felt like the climax, you know what I mean
if a movie where like the energy shifts completely, like
you know what I'm saying, the we it was. It
felt to me if I immediately thought of, Uh, you
know what's it called?

Speaker 3 (10:41):
Uh, what's this? What's what's the dude? You got that glow?
You know what's Bruce Leroy? Bruce Leroy, he was fighting
show enough and he started glowing.

Speaker 2 (10:51):
You know what I'm saying, Yeah, exactly, the last dragon.
It felt like that moment. It felt like Nuggets got
that glow they realized, Oh I am that nigga.

Speaker 3 (10:59):
You feel me?

Speaker 2 (11:00):
So that felt like you said, it's something they play
after you get the chip, after you win the chip.

Speaker 3 (11:06):
You know that they run that into real at the
end of the season. You feel right, Yeah, I don't know,
I mean, it's it's I think the prospect. I mean,
first of all, okay, look, I mean I should I
don't think the season, the series is over. I love
the moment between and Jamal Murray at the end of
the game. Kind of clapping at each other, Like I
I think, whatever happens, this is gonna be two big

(11:28):
ship talking.

Speaker 4 (11:28):
Jamal Murray doesn't get enough credit for being a ship talking,
but he is one of the biggest ship talkers in
the league as it should be.

Speaker 3 (11:33):
He's a bad motherfucker right, Yeah, especially this time of
the year for sure. But but so, I mean, I'm
excited to how do you guys think this ends? Like
who wins? How many games? Starting from a you know too, tu, Tie,
I'm thinking different? Six I did six? You think yes?

Speaker 4 (11:53):
I feel like I feel like we saw Minnesota at
their best the first two games, and then we saw
Dinner at their best of these last two games, and
Denver's best is still better than everybody's best.

Speaker 3 (12:02):
I mean, that's what it comes down to me.

Speaker 2 (12:03):
For bro, if they ratchet up that defense and ka
can figure it out, I think it's I think it's seven,
and I think that the Timberwolves still definitely have a shot.
And the reason I say that too is even though
after that moment we just talked about special that moment
as it feels really big, but it just after that
big moment and I'm feeling like, whoa it'd be easy

(12:24):
for you to just go left and give the fuck
up and let you know. And they were fighting to
the last second, So I don't know, Bro, and kept
going crazy too.

Speaker 3 (12:33):
I think it goes seven. I think the Timberwolves to
have a shot. I do think the Nuggets pull it off.
It's just that experience, man.

Speaker 2 (12:39):
It doesn't it did the first two games. It felt
like it was a passing of the guard. You know
what I'm saying. Now, it feels like what we thought
initially about the Timberwolves showed up, and when we thought
of the initially about the Nuggets showed up too. Somebody's
been here before, another team hasn't.

Speaker 3 (12:53):
So I think my read on it is I think
the Nuggets win Game five. I think the Wolves win
Game six at home, and then I think Game seven
kind of looks like tonight. Ant scores like forty eight
points and we all spend the entire game yelling Cat
and go Bear is who we put next to this

(13:17):
fucking dude? Like the best, like one of the best
twenty two year olds, like performances we've ever seen, like
arguably from just about any team sport. But Cat was
like at Andbro, you said it like it Mother's Day
Lost Mom a couple of years ago, for sure, But
like he and Gobert played like Bozo's bro like the

(13:38):
play where they were fighting for a rebound in a
six point game with like a minute and a half left,
and they're just like, I mean, like like fifth graders,
like fighting for the rebound like you're a cat.

Speaker 2 (13:52):
Cat looked as if you know, he just didn't have tonight.
I'm looking to go bear, and I straight up yelled.
I yelled both though to the point it's scared saw
me and she ran out the room to me, and
I'm like, because she was like, what's happening, Like like
I yelled, earthquake or some shit or monster, you know
what I mean, anybody is a clown broke into your house,

(14:14):
you know what I mean.

Speaker 3 (14:14):
She took off completely frightened.

Speaker 2 (14:17):
You feel what I'm saying, Like, bro, Like there's moments
it's just like And I think this is a reason
I don't like Gobert, because we talked about he figured
it out on the DV figured it out.

Speaker 3 (14:26):
This year, you feel me. But he has no hooping
in them.

Speaker 2 (14:30):
He is not a this is the this is the
this is a basketball player that has no ability to
hoop if he wasn't as tall as he is, Like
he's in the league because of his height alone.

Speaker 3 (14:44):
He has no game period. Ge.

Speaker 2 (14:47):
It's like he just I do it. I can get
this rebound, I can block this shot ever so often.
But when the ball did you see when he had
the ball in the paint, and he's like, nigga, did
you like do.

Speaker 3 (14:58):
You really yeah, no feel? Do you lies where you're at?

Speaker 2 (15:01):
You're a thousand feet tall, jump and dump nigga, your
defenders under the get under the rim, but you have
no idea how.

Speaker 3 (15:07):
To play basketball? You feel me like, That's that's why
I think I don't like.

Speaker 2 (15:11):
About Go Bears. Just I feel like Gobert is just
he has no feel for the game. He's not a
hooper in any way, shape or form. He just it's
a tall nigga that can play basketball. And I think
that's why NBA players with him too, you.

Speaker 3 (15:24):
Know what I mean.

Speaker 4 (15:27):
He's weird though, But anyway, NBA players do not like
that guy. But you know it's it's it's just like
I was halfway land into the side and maybe we're
too hard on Rudy. Maybe damn you know, I was
leaning on the side of you know, because like we
discussed that fucking Tray Rudy looked like the worst trade

(15:48):
in NBA history for a moment, and then this season
right right, and then this season it felt like, Okay,
we didn't see the vision that Tom Conley had. He
knows how to beat Denver and this is like the
best the team that's best equipped to do that, right,
But it's I don't. I don't know, bro, Like like
the playoffs roll around and it's just.

Speaker 3 (16:08):
I don't know.

Speaker 4 (16:09):
And I'm saying to someone who is trying to find
the worst of the Finn Rudy and I just have
nothing right now.

Speaker 3 (16:13):
Bro.

Speaker 1 (16:14):
It's crazy because also there was that one clip that
went viral from the first game where he like faked
out Jokic broke up the lock and everyone was like,
oh my god, defensive genius. He's he stopped the unstoppable.
He did it, and then it took it in a
very like Lebron like fashion. It took Yokic two games
and he's like, Okay.

Speaker 3 (16:31):
I got you. You're you're done now. It doesn't matter. Yeah,
I mean, I'll give him credit, like I'll give him
credit for being a great defensive player, and he works
so well within what they've built as a team. But
it just, I mean kind of similar to the moves
that Denver's made to load up, you know, their bench
rotation minutes on their more offensive guys. This is the

(16:53):
story of the game to me, your superstar twenty two
year old was sixteen of twenty five from the field.
He was five of eight from three. He scored forty
four points at home, and you were down by twelve
the whole game because no one else on the team
scored more than fifteen points. Conley was five to twelve,
fifteen points. Kat was five of eighteen thirteen points. Go

(17:15):
bear this aspect of is not his fault. I mean,
that's not what he's out there to do. He scored
eleven points on five shots. But like, that's the story
to me, you have to like and that's Kat, that's
cass production. And he could not have looked more like
John John said, you look like you just didn't have it.
But you gotta have it. Man. It's game four at
home in the playoffs. You were up to zher coming home.

(17:38):
You win one of two at home and you're fine, right,
I mean, like, yes, you still gotta you still gotta
put the knife in, but like you're up three to one,
you're gonna have another home game, and they just I
don't know, man, I said this. Someone tweeted this, and
it was exactly what I felt, which is, I feel
really fortunate to not root for a team and that dude

(18:00):
is on, because it just seems like it would be
the most frustrating fucking experience. And I feel for Timberwolves fans, bro,
because he's giving you so many moments where you're like
they're gonna be unstoppable inside outside game, and then he
gives you games like this where you're like, he's just
running into defenders, Like I mean, he commits the dumbest

(18:20):
fucking fouls and he's dropping his shoulder into dudes he
doesn't even need to drop a shoulder into because he's
a foot taller than them, Just like, just fucking you're
ten feet from the basket. Just put the ball in
the bucket. Bro. I don't know, John, You're such a
kind of person in the way that you care about that.
But I was like ready to scream it him the
whole game today. Bro.

Speaker 2 (18:41):
I mean, we're on a podcast talking in front of people,
for sure, I was probably talking a little different on
the podcast, you know what I mean. I'm like, you know,
play play some motherfucking ball. You feel what I'm saying, Like,
but I could understand what's you know, the mental part,
you know what i mean, an emotional party. But yeah, gee,
I mean there was times when I'm watching him play
and it's like that's a bad shot. You're forcing it.

Speaker 3 (19:02):
For what that's you know, like, bro, run some fucking Oh.

Speaker 2 (19:05):
It seemed like he was pressing at times he shouldn't
and passive at times he shouldn't be passive either. So
I don't know, it's frustrating, but I think Cat is
a hell of a basketball player.

Speaker 3 (19:14):
Bro.

Speaker 2 (19:14):
Game two we saw him, you know, like game two,
Game one he looked good, but like a Game two
we saw like prime Cat, the cat that gets everybody excited.

Speaker 3 (19:21):
And then we see this and even in game three,
I mean, he didn't play.

Speaker 2 (19:24):
As much because they were sitting for the fourth quarter,
but this wasn't as aggressive as you think you should
be the energy these thats you have, so and didn't
play that well either, But yeah, man, I mean I
get the frustration, but like like I said, I understand
why you be frustrated today.

Speaker 3 (19:37):
I mean, he's still a fucking human. Yeah. My question
to you guys is, uh, you know, Minnesota sports teams
don't necessarily have enough fans nationwide that this is a
like hugely reported on the story or whatever. But is
that state haunted, bro? Because if you actually look at

(19:58):
the history of Minnesota's seems it's about as brutal. It's
it's not just that there's a championship drought. It's like
the most heart wrenching ship over and over and over
again for a whole state. And you put this in
there too. I mean, it's not over yet, but it's

(20:20):
not over yet. But whatever happens is the keyword. We
all said yet. Yeah, correct, But whatever happens. Your team
went and went up to oh on the road to
the defending champs, came back to your state. All they

(20:41):
need to do is win one game. Got slapped in
the mouth in Game three and couldn't do it in
game four. Yeah. But like, regardless of what happens in
this series going forward, and I think we do all
feel like the Nuggets are gonna win. That's fucking that's
another heart Wrencher, Bro like you you could. You came
back home and you didn't even have a reason to
cheer for the first six quarters of those two games.

(21:03):
There's just nothing happening.

Speaker 2 (21:05):
If you start out six so in the playoffs and
it ends in six, like Tyler said, like that.

Speaker 3 (21:12):
Is going one hundred miles an hour at a brick wall. Bro,
you know what I'm saying.

Speaker 2 (21:19):
I mean, going from the highest point we are going
to be playing the Celtics in the finals.

Speaker 3 (21:26):
Certain you feel what I'm saying, like talking and you know,
and then to.

Speaker 2 (21:31):
We were back to be in Minnesota, You're like, WHOA,
that's rough. I hope they need to get one win,
at least make it seven because I think that that's
that's that's that's too heartbreaking for anybody.

Speaker 3 (21:44):
You know, that change of speed. It's hard on the heart.

Speaker 6 (21:47):
Man John said, don't get your heart ripped out in six,
get your heart ripped out in seven at least.

Speaker 2 (22:02):
It's just like you know what I'm saying, from six
oh to six six and four, and that's.

Speaker 3 (22:07):
A lot to take on for anybody. Bro. They had
Dante Colthuper and Randy Moss on their football team off
a fucking kicker, bro.

Speaker 4 (22:16):
Like, to this day, the second best NFL team I've
ever seen that Dinner win the championship. Of course the
two thousand and seven pass so the number one. But yeah,
that fifteen and one team was ridiculously good.

Speaker 3 (22:28):
They were fun. Everyone fucked with them, everyone played with
them on video game like they were a great team.
Everyone was rooting for him, everyone's rooting for the Minnesota Vikings.
Look at like, I don't know, man, because this is
a big deal actually in the history of the sports
in Minnesota. Them winning a series is a huge deal,
Like the timberwol I mean, like, that's how bad it's been.

(22:49):
And again, like you said, you won six games in
a row. You've won I think by an average margin
victory of like fourteen points. You're smacking everyone. And then
and then they could potentially lose Fourth Street be out
like it's nuts, dude, I don't know.

Speaker 1 (23:05):
There was some not on the pod talk, but some
like in the group chat and maybe in the production
rooms of some other groups of some other podcasts saying
that like if the Wolves play the Celtics in the finals.

Speaker 3 (23:13):
Like it's they're gonna dominate them.

Speaker 1 (23:16):
We're like don't we I am saying, I don't want
to see Jason Tatum go up against these people and
now they might be packed in a week that bro.

Speaker 4 (23:24):
Like cons too fast different, that would come around quick,
that rotation moving, put that back quick.

Speaker 3 (23:33):
Calma do what it do?

Speaker 2 (23:34):
You know what I'm saying, But like, yeah, see I
that's that is a hell of a point, bro, Like,
in a in a week.

Speaker 3 (23:39):
In a week's time, you go from the top of
the world to the bottom. It's about being you again.
What a wonderful segue to the Pacers nixt series that
you know, Obviously, the injuries are what they are. The
injuries are a huge part of the story. But I

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was certainly open for a better game today. Regardless. We
are in a similar situation where it's simply a best
of three going back to New York. But the Knicks
are another team where writing really high at one point,
feeling like, oh man, this is going to be you know,
the Eastern Conference Finals are going to be unbelievable. I
wonder how quickly they'll get the Pacers out of here.

(24:21):
And now, uh Tyrese Halliburton and his fucking h and
the other batman villain Sidekicks or fucking about to get
the Knicks out of here. It feels like, how do
you guys feel like that series is going to go?
And is there hope for the Knicks if they don't
gain the ability to get some healing potions out there.

Speaker 4 (24:41):
I think if they can get through the Pacers, they
say they said OJ's pretty much Ogi's pretty much cooked
for this series, but they said he could be good
to go about the Eastern Conference fines if they can
somehow get past these pacers. Bro, Like I said, I'm
still I'm still a believer in these Knicks. I think
they can probably give the pace on the Celtic some
go and maybe come out the East. I have them
at all having a chance about with against whoever comes

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out the West.

Speaker 3 (25:04):
But if they stay held, if they.

Speaker 4 (25:06):
Can kind of you know, just lick their wounds and
go into the conference finals somewhat healthy, I still have
I still give them a this shot.

Speaker 3 (25:12):
But but yeah, those injuries are.

Speaker 4 (25:14):
Just it's just piling up. Like Hartenstein. I mean, we
just got the word that he's gonna be get to go.
The experts came back Maget to thank god there, but Bro,
they're just piling up to to too rapidly right now.

Speaker 2 (25:25):
Bro, It's just not they're gonna beat these Pacers though.
Do you think they will?

Speaker 4 (25:30):
I think they could, and I'm not all the way
so that they will, if that makes sense?

Speaker 3 (25:35):
But what what what? What? What animal did the fucking
Celtics sacrifice to get this playoff draw? Bro? Like? What like? What? Like? Like?
What stars and planets are misaligned in the fucking universe
that the Celtics are gonna get the heat with no
Jimmy Butler, the Calves and the Indiana Pacers to get

(25:58):
to an NBA finals and he gets smacked in six?
Were sure? I'm pretty sure the saying is players in
front of you? I believe, right? Is that? Is that
what it is? I mean, I'm not upset They're not quitting,
like I'm not. I'm just upset that it's like, give
me a fucking break, man, this ship, I don't know,
look at God's favorite Jackson that might be with that

(26:23):
with that lineup? Do you guys think they're gonna beat
the Pacers though? I don't. To the Knicks, the Knicks,
I don't.

Speaker 2 (26:30):
I don't think I think Halliburton's what I said about Halliburton.
I don't know if Halliburd's ready. He fucking impressing the
gas now, you know what I'm saying, Like he got
and with with the injuries that got going on, Bro,
I don't know, I don't know if they could keep
up with.

Speaker 3 (26:43):
This scoring that the that the Pacers do, you know
what I'm saying. So, I just I think it's it's uh.
I really enjoyed the ascension of Jalen Brunson in these playoffs,
but I think it's asking a lot of him to
score what he's gonna need to for them to They're
gonna need to score one hundred and twenty points to
win these games, right, he.

Speaker 2 (26:59):
Was going, but he was like we had four games back
to back with forty with he had the herd foot
in game two, you know what I'm saying, he.

Speaker 3 (27:06):
To he scored like twenty to night or something like that,
and they scored eighty nine. I mean, it's just like,
that's what it's gonna look like if he doesn't score
forty points and I saw, can he do that to
two games out of three? I don't know.

Speaker 2 (27:19):
I you know, I don't know, really shoot that foot up,
baby full that thing up with that juice brother, and
we talked about that NFL. You know what I mean,
what foot, nigga?

Speaker 3 (27:34):
Hey, we talked about that. The NFL players playing in
the NBA and vice versas prove you can play in
the NFL right now. You know, seven hundred mgs of
that touring doll straight. You can't feel my.

Speaker 2 (27:45):
Nigga, You know what I'm saying, running with them knees
all juice, don't.

Speaker 3 (27:52):
You know what I mean? Fucking me, I can't feel
my knees. I know they are though. You know what
I mean, You gotta believe. Looking at the doctor like
I can't feel my foot, the doctor just immediately looks
at Tim's He's good to go, right right forty eight minutes.
We'll reap at halftime. But he's good. Play with faith, brother,

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you know what I mean. Believe the chat.

Speaker 1 (28:14):
The chat said it voted and says fifty nine percent
I think the Pacers are gonna win.

Speaker 3 (28:18):
I agree. That's about the percentage confidence I have that
the Pacers will win because I still can see the
next dude. I feel like Pacers fans probably would fel
I hate it for Knicks fans, though, I hate it
for Knicks fans.

Speaker 2 (28:31):
You know what I mean, It's it's it's fun seeing
them be crazy, you know, it's it's it's just way
more enjoyable, you know what I'm saying. So I don't know,
I hate it for them, but I don't I don't
see it happening.

Speaker 3 (28:43):
I have friends who have come to really hate Tyrese
Haliburton because that's that's a proof that you're a really
good basketball player. Yeah. I think it's a pregame fits
as much as anything else, Tyler. It's just people just
like people just like yeah, because I think it was
like when you know, like when Russ is doing that
ship is like Russ is a real dude. Like, none

(29:04):
of our friends are gonna hate Russ, but if Tyrese
Halliburton's doing it, they're like, we can hate him. Bro
bro you know, you know him and Brock party are
like best friends.

Speaker 4 (29:14):
No, seriously, they went to Iowa State together, came in
the same freshman class, live in the same athlete norm
they're like best fucking friends.

Speaker 3 (29:21):
Now, Bullsheen, Brock's probably consulting with them. Give him fashion tips. Yeah,
needs more trash trash back. You want to get you
want to go to j C.

Speaker 4 (29:33):
Pennies to the Arizona Jeans, discontented seers shopping ass Nigga Bros.

Speaker 2 (29:41):
Looking ashy as a motherfucker. That's the most basic dressing
person in the planet party.

Speaker 3 (29:46):
I've pretty dresses like the the the out of the
box fit for the like Survival game main character. You
know what I mean, It's just like boots, jeans and
a flannel shirt and the person and there's no brand
names Resident Evil. You know what I'm saying. He's the
main you know what I mean, like basic as fuck,

(30:06):
jig you feel Yeah, here's this. So y'all been at
jay C. Penny's. I went there a couple of years
and he takes my head head hurt. I try to
avoid going in there at all. The smell of leather
and perfume being next to each other, the pose and
the perfume Mile seems like it's in front of every door,
you know what I mean. I'm like, Nigga, how is

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this happening? It doesn't it.

Speaker 2 (30:29):
It's like the Atlanta episode when they couldn't get out
of the of the parking lot. You can't get out
of the perfume Mile and Jayson Penny's nigga, It's like, nigga,
how the fuck are you doing this? Every door I
come through, it's the same ship. Funny funny ship. The
last time I was at a J. C.

Speaker 4 (30:44):
Pennies with the Bostle Colone because me and why pere
about to go on somebody on a vacation, I like
broke my bottle of colone.

Speaker 3 (30:49):
I was packing that ship up, was like, oh fuck,
And I like Google, you know who had the ship?

Speaker 4 (30:53):
Why issell? Knew he is my ship? I was just
about to ask you, okay, yeah, smells incredible. And it
was that Michael Georgan.

Speaker 3 (31:03):
That had that ship. And I walked in there.

Speaker 7 (31:04):
I was like, I am never coming back here ever again.
This ship feels like nineteen ninety eight in the words,
motherfucking way walk down, never again when I fregured this establishment.
But so and I get it, dog man.

Speaker 3 (31:19):
I went to a Sears right before they all closed down,
and I had a real like, damn, we might have
fucked up. I was like, this is kind of cool, bro.
They got the writing mowers over here, and they got
fucking basketball hoops over here, and they got fucking shirts
over here, Like that's kind of nice.

Speaker 2 (31:34):
Series wasn't bad because it felt really close to home depot,
Like it's it's as much as a mall can feel
like a home depot.

Speaker 3 (31:41):
Yeah, I mean, and I love me a Lows or
a home depot to be. You know, I will live there.
I will live there, fucking live there. Bro the second ahead, No,
the second show told me she was pregnant. It was
like a like I could feel like a poll in
my chest, Like you got to get to Low was
immediately make ancestor you gotta get in get some lumber.

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You don't even know what to do.

Speaker 2 (32:11):
You got to get in there when the contractors are
in there that early time when it's just contractors in
that motherfucker it's a.

Speaker 3 (32:16):
Beautiful, very peaceful place to be.

Speaker 4 (32:18):
Hey, Hey, I don't know if this is the case
in LA, but bro Lows is like the god damn
pick up spot for like the day laborers and ship
out this way, like it's posted back loads and trucks
pull up and see who wants to work, and they
pick people up and.

Speaker 3 (32:31):
They go in and do like day labor and ship
that's it's it's it's it's the same thing in southern California, John,
if you if you if you go ahead, like the
parking lot of a home deeper or Lows. Yeah, if
the closest you, I mean in the garden area, just roaming,
yeah right, I mean that motherfucker just looking at multi ship.
Do we need a fountain? Maybe we need a fountain?

(32:54):
Do we need to repot some plants? You know what
I mean? You know what I mean. Maybe, Oh there
was I thought you. I thought you're oh yeah, I
thought you had something to say. No, no, no, I'm
trying to point. I'm trying to point this like Jackson,
that was sassy as fun.

Speaker 8 (33:13):
While we're talking about Low's because they got the kids
love got it right though, the kids love this fire
esty is fire.

Speaker 3 (33:25):
The closest you'll ever come to traveling back in time
is if you go into Low's like Tyler or Low's
are home depot when the contractors in there, like you
guys are saying, because it's just it's like it's like
chro magnet man like intense communication through only grunts. You know.

Speaker 2 (33:43):
I'm a car heart wearing ass nigga for the last
twenty years too. I'll be in there with my boots
brother walking in that bit's boat linking. You know what
I mean, measuring tape on your belt for no reason.
I use that motherfucker once, but I keep it with
me just in the case you hear me.

Speaker 3 (34:01):
That is fine, all right? The other two series going
off tomorrow. We got the Celtics up to one on
the calves. I feel like I'm gonna have nothing else
to say about this series unless the Celtics do something stupid. Yeah,
that's the whole story of this of this series.

Speaker 4 (34:17):
Like the Celtics should make light work and them, but
if they do something stupid, we're gonna clown like moving along.

Speaker 3 (34:22):
Yeah, I know you got that Tatum and Brown graphic
on deck Tyler. Oh, I'm proud. Oh I hate that.
Do not post traumatizing Celtics. That's a cursed Celtics. That's
a curse. It's a cursed image. It like gives me
the goosebumps seeing that. I never leave a comment with
that ship.

Speaker 4 (34:42):
I just posted to pick because you can say so
much was so little with that, bro, Like it speaks
for itself.

Speaker 3 (34:46):
Bro, that's it. It always does numbers too every time
you post. Yeah, it never gets old. It just it
like makes mylf it's like my homide jj I just
every now and then, out of nowhere, just send him
a picture of white Sami Sosa and it's it's a
jump scare for him every fucking time. I'll do it
when he'll be at my house and he'll pull his
phone out and like literally like God, stop fucking sending

(35:09):
me white Sammy. Bro. I met Jalen Brown's dad this weekend.
Oh really, he's like eight ft so the picture, Hey,
look at this jump my best friend maker, your son,
your progeny man. He's really he's like he was like
a I don't think he was world championship. He was

(35:30):
like a heavyweight boxer two yeah. Gee, oh see he
probably has a great sense of humor. Then you probably
love his son. Y'all trying to get me beat the
fun up. Oh my, he's big as fun. Bro. I
told you, Bro. I shook his hand and it is

(35:50):
fucking his fucking middle finger tickled inside of my elbow. Nigga.
I saw, I saw a giggling nigga. I got real.
He's a seven foot tall pro boxer. Kind of damn bro,
he's tall as hell. Bro. He should have been who
he should have been A Hooper. He should have been on.
He looks too mean to be a Hooper. Bro, he
looks like he looks like he enjoyed hitting people. Didn't

(36:11):
the nigga get hit until they like tasted metal? Was it?
Tom Janovitch?

Speaker 1 (36:16):
Was it?

Speaker 3 (36:17):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (36:18):
But yeah, yeah, like Bro, they was Yeah, come in Washington,
they was mean as hell back then.

Speaker 3 (36:23):
Bro, he would have been able to fit right in.
Yeah that's true. Damn seven foot tall pro box. Yeah,
I understand you not showing him the picture. Yeah, dog,
you would have had. You would have had to asked
him for a boost to get up there anyway, Like,
look at this, look at this ship. He could have
beat my ass from across the room.

Speaker 2 (36:42):
Ug, I wouldn't even have smell the niggas along he'd
been hit my ass here crazy, I'm telling you that nigga, Well, yeah,
he was big as hell, one of the biggest people
I've ever seen.

Speaker 3 (36:55):
He looked.

Speaker 2 (36:56):
I felt the same way that I stood when I
stood have getst Cat, you know what I'm saying.

Speaker 1 (36:59):
The Torrian and he's a box of crazy, yo. But
you have this guy who sits in our our YouTube chat.
He sometimes comments crazy stuff. But this is hilarious, he said,
John thinks he could knock out Beavo, but don't want
smoke with mister Brown.

Speaker 3 (37:15):
Yeah, it ain't gotta make this to you, my boy.
What's bevo? Is that a cow? Yeah? University of Texas long.
Oh sorry, uh, I mean, I guess it wasn't as
funny as he thought it was. I thought, I mean
the cow, that cow doesn't have any reach. I feel
like i'd be I would rather find cow than I

(37:37):
mean I no, no, no. The question here isn't who
would win in a fight. It's John says he cannot.
John think he could knock I said that, but he's
got the reach on the cow. I have retracted. He
could all but but you could unloader. You couldn't your
best punch, and I was, and I can land it.
That's what I'm saying. You could give the cow your
best I'm going to hit him seven foot tall dudes,

(38:00):
I couldn't. I'd have to jump and still pray. You
know what I mean.

Speaker 2 (38:03):
I have to sneak up on him, jump on him
and prayed that I still landed before a professional fighter
hit me. I have a better chance of knocking out
a bull than a professional heavyweight fighter.

Speaker 4 (38:14):
Yeah, I will say that it's and it's like the
NFL zero. But you know what I'm saying, one is
like one, Punching a bull is gonna be like punching
the center block. It's gonna go way worse for you
than him.

Speaker 3 (38:25):
Bro, look at that man that I look at Jalen Brown. No,
I agree with you one that. I'm just telling you.
She ain't gonna go go good with you with the
bull either.

Speaker 4 (38:35):
Bro.

Speaker 3 (38:35):
Yeah, but is I can at least you can't beat
up a nigga he can. At least you could at
least throw one. I wouldn't hit the bull and break
my hand, but at least I hit him, so it
just makes it a better chance. I'm not landing a
punch on this big ass. You know what I'm saying.
You know what? You know, it's not saying like big
niggas can't fight.

Speaker 2 (38:54):
That's a there's a certain point you feel me where
it's like I'm not fighting you, bro.

Speaker 3 (38:59):
You know what I mean.

Speaker 2 (39:00):
If you're a professional fighter and if you're fucking seven
foot you know what I mean, it's not I can't
do it.

Speaker 3 (39:07):
What the hell it's not happening The MAVs are up
to one on the Thunder. It's just gone the way
you guys thought it would because I know when the
Thunder won the first game, I know there was a
little bit of what's gonna happen? We still said the Maps,
didn't we We still said the Masks.

Speaker 4 (39:26):
Yes, the the serious count is kind of where I
thought it would be. But I did not expect for
them to be there with Kyrie being their best player
of this series.

Speaker 3 (39:35):
I did not expect that the postseason.

Speaker 4 (39:39):
Kyrie has been happening like he had a few stinkers,
but like he's been showing out lately. Dog Like it looks,
you know, like the question that we always had with
with with with Luke and the question we still have
there's the one thing gonna put the right you know,
the right team around him, the right core around him.
I think they got the number two with Kyrie because
he has just showed out, and you know, Luke said,

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like he's been their best player and he's just been
playing incredible. He's even locked in on the defensive end,
like he is a guy who is like a prime
example of you don't need to be a great on
ball defender to be an effective defensive player because he's
like out there being disruptive.

Speaker 3 (40:13):
He's out there.

Speaker 4 (40:15):
Right right out there getting out there getting you know, help,
steals and ship like I'm I'm I'm just very impressed.
And the did y'all see the the post can comment
he had after that game where where he was like,
you know, I'm talking about what Josh Hart said about,
you know, it's people out here working twelve hour shifts
and I know that I'm playing, you know, a game
that I always wanted to love. And he was like

(40:35):
and he was like, bro, he was like, I wholeheartedly agree,
agree with Josh Hart, and I just want the younger
players to come in here, to come in who are
coming into this game, so not look at it like
business business finds, but look at it as a canvas
where you.

Speaker 3 (40:49):
Could do your art. And that ship was beautiful to me,
dog like that was a that that's a very that's
the good, that's that's the good. Yeah.

Speaker 4 (40:58):
Look that's the best parts of Kyrie Partriary. Yeah right,
and yeah it's it's.

Speaker 3 (41:04):
Him.

Speaker 4 (41:05):
Like like I said, like, I'm not saying Luca's been
thinking it up this postseason, but he's had his rough
pot patches a Kyrie hurt. Yeah, yeah, yeah, but it's
it's it's just Lucas got his number two with Kyrie
and they need to work from there. Like they're not
getting up to win the championship, but they've got their
number two.

Speaker 2 (41:21):
We talked a lot of ship because he had that
really bad series against the Celtics, you know, you know
what I mean. Prior to that, he looked great when
they lost against it, before he got hurt.

Speaker 3 (41:32):
You know what I'm saying.

Speaker 2 (41:32):
Against the Bucks, he's been a great he's been a
solid number two. Obviously with Brown he was a great
number two. It's a great position for him. And even
in the quote unquote stinkers, he found ways to be
affected in Game two when he was very passive and
you know, like we felt like he was making the
right decisions, you know what I mean. He was still
finny way to get to to find the open man

(41:55):
with the hockey assistant. He did't get the sists. He
was still involved in scoring plays, you know what I mean.
And he's like you said, he's playing with energy on
defense as well. He's not like a defender just like
I'm just standing here, gonna let him go by. You know,
he's fighting on defense as well. But yeah, see I
think you know, I you know I feel about Kyrie.
But yeah, it's good to see him playing like the
way he is and then saying the right things after
the game as well.

Speaker 3 (42:14):
Yeah, I was gonna say, you said he's been locked in,
and he's been locked in the defensive end. He's also
been locked in at the press conference. Not to be
too Colin cow Herd, he's wearing a suit. He's answering.
He's not talking about the position of mercury. He's not
talking about the ogre at the center of the earth,
does you know, determining our fate or whatever. He's just talking,
he say. He's speaking philosophically and beautifully, and I'm I'm

(42:36):
very happy that we're getting this version of Kyrie for sure.
Should we do Dookie BYT of the week, that's good.
I'm gonna go first because this might be raylist for
a couple of minutes. Did y'all see this Instagram post
by Julia White aka Arkle today. Oh God, okay, this

(42:59):
is I feel like I can read this comment because
it's from rkle Erkele married a Caucasian woman and which was,
of course the subject of some discourse you know, on
Twitter dot com. Love is love. But his response was this,
if you weren't about that thug life as a youngster,

(43:22):
smoking Hella weed or getting paid for playing in the league,
the finest sistas were not checking for you in the nineties.
Shrug emoji. The jerks, rappers and jocks scooped them all up.
The past is the past, But oh the stories I
could share. How many of you brothers who grew up

(43:43):
in the nineties can relate hashtag I was a door opening,
hashtag food buying fool. Please read that first sentence again.

Speaker 4 (43:55):
Please, I'm just saying all that that an actual human
talk like this in twenty twenty four.

Speaker 3 (44:01):
But if you weren't like this doug like youngster, smoking
Hello weed or getting paid for playing in the league,
the finest sisters were not checking for you in the nineties.

Speaker 4 (44:13):
If you was doug like smoking Hella weed, the finest
sisters was bro he's a personating a black man. Yes,
that would feel racist if a white person said that.
If we found out that that was a box that
was read by a white person, do you even know
that this person is a racist? Bag of person like,
I did not know people really talk like that in

(44:34):
twenty twenty four. If you wasn't smoking Hella weed, the
finest Sisters wasn't checking for Bro who.

Speaker 3 (44:43):
Talks like that?

Speaker 4 (44:44):
Listen, that's why you wasn't getting no play because you
square as fun and yeah, square ain't even like like dudes,
I can think you're either a dog or a square, right, Like,
there's no in between.

Speaker 3 (44:56):
I'm not a Doug. I wouldn't say I'm a square.
I'm kind of in the middle ground, you know, I
and I ain't a DWEP and I ain't no Doug motherfucker.

Speaker 4 (45:02):
And Bro like, there's there's a space there where where
where we're eighty five percent of black men inhabit and
we're and lots of us are doing well for ourselves
with the ladies, Bro, you know.

Speaker 3 (45:15):
But but we're the finest Sisters checking for you in
the nineties. Yes, look, Bro, I will say this, I
might have picked it that grain dog. Yeah, I will
say this.

Speaker 4 (45:30):
I can imagine how hard it would be for Steve
Erkle to kind of beat the Steve Erkele imagery in
the daily world, right, I can see that.

Speaker 3 (45:41):
I can see that why do all these women associate
me with the erkle type of a PERSONA.

Speaker 4 (45:46):
Yeah, But at the same time, if you rich and
you still having bad luck with the woman, I don't
know what to say.

Speaker 3 (45:50):
You dog, it's you. It's like like like women will.

Speaker 4 (45:54):
Look past shit for a broke motherfuckers and you can't
get them to look past you being erkle and you're filthy,
fucking rich like it might be you dog.

Speaker 3 (46:01):
Have you ever seen to Little White in real life?
How he moved?

Speaker 6 (46:05):
Like?

Speaker 3 (46:05):
It was like have you seen Carlton? How he move too?

Speaker 2 (46:08):
Like those guys aren't too too too too far off
from the characters they play.

Speaker 3 (46:14):
Brother, you know what I mean?

Speaker 2 (46:16):
So like, yeah, I mean that's what it was, you know, like,
and I think like a square ass life for square
ass life. You feel what I'm saying. But you ain't
gotta be a square ass nigga, you know what I mean.
He's just a lame ass, weak ass nigga. Bro, You
feel me, And the way he's talking speaks to that
and that doesn't sound like actual, like an actual black
person speaking about black people.

Speaker 3 (46:37):
Shit. You feel me. But in his defense, you're just
saying that because he wasn't smoking hell of weed or
getting paid for playing in the league, right, I mean,
that's what you're But like Tyler said, you were rich
as fun, you were popping as hell.

Speaker 2 (46:51):
If you weren't you were on TV, if you weren't
an arkle lass nigga, they wouldn't have tripped off you
playing arkle. If you was a red glass nigga off
off screen, I wann'll be tweaking tripping off that shit.

Speaker 3 (47:04):
You really move in a particular way off off off camera.

Speaker 2 (47:09):
And also, what's the weirdest part to me is what
pops talking about twenty twenty.

Speaker 3 (47:15):
Four, the nineties. It's been twenty bro killed from that
get them.

Speaker 2 (47:20):
Her feet to the stories. I could tell how you
ain't got no stories, niggas, You hadn't getting no motherfucker.

Speaker 4 (47:26):
Pu The stories happened in nineteen ninety seven. We do
not care, Bro, the stories happened when MJ had five rings.

Speaker 3 (47:33):
We do not care crazy, the last dance had not
begun to dance yet. Yes, I think like that. You
make such a good point. Think about if we were
in the nineties and we were listening to someone talk
about that they couldn't get pussy in the sixties, I mean,
you know what I mean, It's like, what are you?
Why are you talking about this? Bro? Nigga's just weird,

(47:54):
It's awesome.

Speaker 4 (47:56):
I've always been a firm believer that there is a
pot for ever lit out this motherfucker. There is if
you are your genuine self, no matter how nerdy, geeky,
dork or whatever, there is someone out there for you. Dog,
I'm a firm believer in that. But the thing is,
you have to be genuine with yourself. You can't try
to be something that you aren't, because that is the
biggest fucking deterrent to women.

Speaker 3 (48:18):
Women do not like posers.

Speaker 4 (48:19):
Women do not like people who are full of shit,
not like people are insecureing themselves right, And it's just
life like employers, women, friends, insecure ass poles and ass
motherfuckers who don't know who they are, right. But yeah, bro,
be your fucking self, be your genuine self, and you
will find someone.

Speaker 2 (48:39):
It's not that complicated, dog, But I don't see him
like the finest sisters and all that.

Speaker 3 (48:44):
I could see him being like we've seen. We talked
about what Nerds was fucking said, every like said we
were just the City's a comic Con.

Speaker 4 (48:54):
If you have ever fucking around and had to drive
that ship at one in the morning, that ship is
fucking love is laying dog, you feel me?

Speaker 3 (49:01):
Like in the air bro the Comic Con hotel and
the athletes village at during the Olympics, it's the exact
same ship. They can't they can't FedEx enough condoms into
those places, bro. In fact, it just smells like burning rubber,
like a NASCAR track. So but we were just at

(49:26):
the Red We were just at the Renaissance Fair, bro Like,
and it was it was two it was two people
who went further. They were furries at the Renaissance Fair. Oh,
oh freaks that a week right there. Oh that was
getting when they got today. And you know what I
said to I said, here's the tough thing about furries.
You can't even say shit about them because they're all
getting more pussy. Listen, listen, listen. That is the understood

(49:51):
thing with furries.

Speaker 4 (49:53):
If you are out here it's a furry, you are
gonna because someone wants to fuck a furry like like.

Speaker 3 (49:59):
And you won't see them in pairs.

Speaker 2 (50:00):
They're never so hold out here never it was it
was a fair cat and another crazy but yes, it
was a furry cat and a furry shark, both dressed
like they were in medieval and they being it'd be
some cat shark fucking going on in that motherfucker. You said,
someone always want to fucking ferry. There's always someone that
want to fuck.

Speaker 3 (50:17):
The ferry, you know I always, but not Steve Arkle.

Speaker 4 (50:21):
All right, you're telling me a goddamn motherfucker in a
shark suit getting more ass than you. Bro' mother, a
motherfucker who is a software engineer in a shark suit
is getting more asked a household name in the nineties.

Speaker 3 (50:35):
Should have bought his ass and shark suit to the
land crazy. Don't nobody want to hear that ship? Dog?

Speaker 2 (50:43):
Bro, The ain't no excuse you just being weird to
blame other people, other people for this type of ship.

Speaker 3 (50:49):
Well, that's why telling themselves in these moments, Bro, you
was just being weird.

Speaker 2 (50:53):
You were just a weird ass dude, because everybody, you
know what I'm saying, telling there's somebody for everybody.

Speaker 3 (50:57):
You told him he's got that men of quality bullshit.
At the end that I was a door opening food
buying fool like you want to do your girl, You
what get some God in your life? What's wrong your life?

Speaker 2 (51:18):
You know what I'm saying with your back because you
open the door. No, it's not that you was some
Weirdoh yeah, you and that ship ain't mean nigga. You
are not a good person.

Speaker 4 (51:27):
And if you think that holding doors and buying food
was like, oh, how did they How did they dupe
me on that?

Speaker 3 (51:32):
Nigga? That shit ain't in you? Right, my nigga, wife, you.

Speaker 4 (51:35):
Don't touch a motherfucking door and and and I'm usually
buy then and sometimes she'll treat me. But I'm usually
paid for that ship. And that's love though, bro, Like
like I want to make life easier for my wife
and everywhere I can. If it's something that's little holding
the door of her and feeding her, bro, it's that
sip you got got in your life though, because like
I got in my life.

Speaker 3 (51:51):
Fuck niggas Tyler, who's your doing by of the week?
Oh bro, it's it's got to be Anita Baker. Man,
y'all hear about the ship she pulled with this? What
I saw some little shit posted I ain't really tapped in.

Speaker 4 (52:04):
Anita Baker had a concert in Atlanta, Georgia. The motherfucking
black Mecca. What happened the Other's Day weekend? She canceled
that shit five minutes before she was due to go on.
That is a crime against the African American community. It

(52:26):
was infiltrated by one of our own, but that does
not lessen the blow that was, bro. And they had
like people out there recording, like you know, people coming
out of the concert, and there are well there is
a one clip of like three aunties lighting her ass
the fuck up. And the thing is like, Anita Baker
kind of has the history of doing this shit. She's
just kind of like the boomer version of Lauren Hill

(52:48):
and shit like that's kind of what she does. And Bro,
I just do not know how you do.

Speaker 3 (52:54):
That to black women on Mother's Day as Anita Baker, dog,
I just do not know.

Speaker 2 (52:58):
I can't ride with every time you do this. You're
doing it to black women period. On Mother's Day though, like.

Speaker 4 (53:06):
That, so many women were there because their children wanted
to do something nice for them, right, and you just
shipped all over that. I can't rock with any of
the banker. But I'm gonna tell you though, my mama
told me I'm the Baker want to I can't. I
don't know if don't, don't.

Speaker 3 (53:20):
I just need my ship. I can't not listen to need.
I'm trying to tell you it's gonna make me not
want to listen to her.

Speaker 4 (53:25):
My mom My mama told me she met Anita Baker
one time in the subway in New York City seventy
The Baker was an asshold her, which isn't surprising. Famous
hippo are usually assholes, But.

Speaker 3 (53:33):
You know, what's what type of asshole? What was you all? Like?
Like my mom was like, I need a Faker.

Speaker 4 (53:39):
I love you and and and my mom said I
need a Baker just like did a little hand thing
to like and like security like kind of stepped into
my mom and her. My mom said she wasn't even
being thirsty, she was just like surprised that she was
standing on the subway and looked over and.

Speaker 3 (53:55):
Insecurity. Why were you on the subway? You got on
the subway and we're trucking when people even said your name? Yeah,
that's rough. I told you.

Speaker 4 (54:07):
I was with my mama when Felicia Rashaw was a
piece of ship to us. I told you that when
I was a kid.

Speaker 3 (54:11):
Right, I heard I heard some about that too, though.

Speaker 4 (54:13):
Yeah, I mean she's proven to not be a good person,
especially after her ten yere at Howard. But I remember
I was like seven or eight and I saw Felicia
Rashaw and I was like, mom, that's clear Huxtable and
Felicia Shad looked little six seven year old me and
the face said my name is not Claire Hunstable and
kept it moving.

Speaker 9 (54:28):
Get some guy in your life. Come on, bro, yes, no,
you know, you know. I'm sure my mam hard shout
the duke.

Speaker 4 (54:41):
My mama custs her eyes out, but yeah, that fire
love dad, for your mom, for my Mommy takes no ship.

Speaker 3 (54:47):
Hell, I love that ship. She should have said what
she said to the banker. I mean, I don't make
you said she didn't need the.

Speaker 4 (54:54):
Bakers because the security six foot five, three pound mother
between you and heard that, right.

Speaker 3 (54:59):
So I tell you about my Cosby is your thing.
When I was like a toddler, m this is my
mom's favorite story to tell all my black friends. When
I was like a toddler, every time I would see
a black person, I would say Bill Cosby, mm hmm,
because we love the Cosby Show. That's wow. She loves

(55:22):
telling people that story.

Speaker 2 (55:25):
My homie made Grant Hill and said, like, you know,
Grandy was like the super nice guy.

Speaker 3 (55:29):
He was his favorite basketball player, and he was like,
you know, he had the Grand Hills on and ship
was waiting outside.

Speaker 2 (55:35):
I think it was like an exhibition game or some
shit before the season started.

Speaker 3 (55:38):
Preseason joint. It was like mister, mister Hill.

Speaker 2 (55:42):
Mister Hill looked at him and just laughed and walked away.

Speaker 3 (55:48):
But it was the type of dude that this will
happen to like this ship, think about it. I laughed,
but it was still fucked up. Man. The kid was
like at the time, I think.

Speaker 1 (55:56):
He was like, nah, these kind of the stories are crazy.
My dad and I were just talking about this kind
of story. This happened to me, not with someone that's
that famous. But there was like a sign of a
signing of some kind for this Mariner's first baseman, John Olderude.

Speaker 3 (56:09):
And I was like, was he tall.

Speaker 1 (56:11):
Yeah, he got hit in the head, so he wore
a helmet in and he wore a helmet to play
first base because he had a head injury. Interesting guy
and like kind of a boring white dude, and so
but I was there was like a signing and we
signed up to go yeah, and I was like six
or something, and so I was like my dad was
having me practice my line like.

Speaker 3 (56:27):
Hello, mister ollderude, my name is Jackson whatever.

Speaker 1 (56:31):
And I get up there and I was six, and
so I froze in my big moment, and instead of
being like hey buddy, like how you doing, he.

Speaker 3 (56:38):
Was he just stared silently at me for like a
long time before.

Speaker 10 (56:42):
My dad had to be like, hey, John, like was
he was he a weird dude or was he just
like I think he was kind of an odd guy.
But I'm gonna understand odd asshole is bad, odd is just.

Speaker 3 (56:54):
Whatever, you know what I mean. But that was a yeah.

Speaker 1 (56:57):
My dad loves to tell that story because it's as
similarly they were like what a very strange celebrity of
like child, you.

Speaker 3 (57:03):
Know, I have to say. And I know, like I'm
supposed to be like, oh, celebrities don't know it's their
time thing, And I do feel that way intellectually, but
those stories really do really bug this shit out of me,
Like especially for like John Oliver, like you were at
a signing, like you were like that was your job
for the day, was to be nice to little kids,
which is not a hard job. Bro, It's just weird.

(57:26):
He said he was weird. Yeah, I mean, being like
mean two kids particularly is like what But to anyone
who's a fan of yours, like like Tonita Baker being
mean to Tyler's mom, Like, come on, bro, Like it's
hard to have fans, bro, Like I wouldn't love being famous.
I'm comfortable with the very low level of like people

(57:46):
recognizing me that I have. If it was turned up
times one hundred, I'm sure it would be uncomfortable. But like,
you don't need to be an asshole to people about
it that, you know what I mean?

Speaker 2 (57:55):
Yeah, I remember Pooholst would like I had a coworker
who Albert Pooholst, and like he saw him in a
in a restaurant or whatever, big Carlins fan, big big deal.

Speaker 3 (58:05):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (58:05):
So it goes up to him and ask him to
sign is like a napkin or some ship, and he
was like, oh yeah, he was a nigga.

Speaker 3 (58:15):
Though he was a fuck nigga, So I'm glad to
have it to him. But he was a bitch. I
did not like this, dude. He was a real bitch.
You feel me, Like, what you're talking about? Pool, Damn,
what you gotta do now? I was like, I was like,
was the guy's name was Drew? So like he was
a you know, white white Yeah it was. It was

(58:37):
a white Drew you know.

Speaker 2 (58:39):
Yeah, Yeah it's different, Bro, you feel me Like, Bro,
I'm glad to have it to him.

Speaker 3 (58:43):
But yeah, but he shoot his ass, But I think
there was a rule there. As an adult is brutal.
One of my.

Speaker 2 (58:51):
Favorite things that I ever did that I always wanted
to do was I told the nigga that I didn't
shoot a nigga.

Speaker 3 (58:56):
That's crazy. I told him to beat it. Though he
was also was like it nigga like he was he
was weird.

Speaker 2 (59:02):
I'm like on the phone talking to my mom. He
asked like he's trying to talk to me and she
he's a weird dude. Like he was kind of an
asshole too when I was like, beat it, bro, like
I told him, and I'm like, yes, hell yeah, split splipigga. Nigga,

(59:25):
You've got it your life, John, youre dude.

Speaker 3 (59:31):
You buy of the week. Dang the fuck he's trying
to start his beaf.

Speaker 2 (59:36):
She's just board it home and Rick Ross is just
like exhibiting why he doesn't give a has all this buddy.

Speaker 3 (59:43):
You know what I'm saying.

Speaker 2 (59:44):
He's traveling all over the place for boting parties and
ship gamers at the crib board as hell, trying to
you know, he got excited with with with Kendrick and
don't nobody cares. Nobody cares, nobody can Like I'm gonna
waste my time writing song writing a rap for you. Bro,

(01:00:05):
go await tont his ass to beat it.

Speaker 3 (01:00:07):
You beat it. And the thing is a ross game.

Speaker 4 (01:00:14):
Beef will be so good. Both those dudes pins go crazy.
Both those just have some of the best ears of
production in the fucking rap game. But if it ain't organic,
we don't want it, bro, And we just see games
just being thirsty as fuck. He sees how big Kendrick
and Drake were there shit and he wants in on that.
And Bro, miss us with that bullshit dog you're thirsty.

Speaker 2 (01:00:30):
Yeah, we don't want it, man, We good. I actually
need a little break from Beef. That was a lot,
you know what I'm saying. That took a lot of energy,
Like that Friday when the ship like boom boom, back
to back.

Speaker 3 (01:00:42):
I had to like, let me take a break from
the beat. I'll come back to this one Saturday. Dog.
I was a little overwhelmed by everything that was going on,
So yeah, gee, I don't want any more beef for
a little minute. So you guys think games should make
like a tree of leaf? Yes, exactly, you actually in
your dookie butt of the week. My dookie butt of

(01:01:04):
the week is the movie that I saw this weekend,
Kingdom of the Planet of the Ape people.

Speaker 1 (01:01:11):
I'm in Europe up, so I didn't watch the other
Planet of the Apes movie from the series.

Speaker 3 (01:01:16):
That's probably why I'm not. You just went and you're
I was told your opinion is wow.

Speaker 1 (01:01:23):
I didn't expect this kind of reaction. The reason I
brought it up though, I thought the movie was horrible.
But the reason I brought it up really is because
there's a little bit of beast bracket content in this movie.
There's a there's not not not to spoil it, but
there's and I'm not going to spoil it, but there's
some Golden.

Speaker 3 (01:01:37):
Eagle versus ape action. It was. It was pretty fascinating stuff.
I would make if anyone's a fan of the What
would happen.

Speaker 1 (01:01:45):
It made me think the Golden Eagles maybe we I
mean we, I feel like they went decently far, but
maybe they should have gone.

Speaker 3 (01:01:51):
Are there because they're there? Fears? Are we going to
do a water version? Tyler, We're not talking about this.
We're not talking about this on the air. We're not
gonna talk about it on the air. We're going to talk.

Speaker 4 (01:01:58):
About sorry, summer projects loaded, I see see and and
now you're gonna make me sound like a film stop here, Jackson,
But I no, no, I feel like to fully appreciate.

Speaker 3 (01:02:10):
That you have to have seen all the Planet of
the Eight movies.

Speaker 4 (01:02:15):
And I'll say this as broadly as I can without
giving spoilers away is and when we can talk off camera,
yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, me and wife you saw it yesterday.
I think that it shows how messages from historical figures
can get distorted.

Speaker 3 (01:02:34):
And I'll leave it at that. That is fair.

Speaker 1 (01:02:37):
I think that's true. I think the message is good.
And and I will say this because the chat is
also flaming me for going into this series.

Speaker 11 (01:02:42):
You're one of the young people who loves hating movies.
You love hating my girlfriend. I have a friend who
does that. But that's not that's not me. My friend Kim, Yes,
my girlfriend Kim. You can try to get his name
if you want. My girlfriend Kim drove the plans. Gosh, Mike, No,

(01:03:03):
my girlfriend can love these.

Speaker 3 (01:03:05):
Ryan Zach Nope, not that Zach. What is Zach? No, No,
it's always he loves the hate stuff. I can't believe
we didn't have Connor higher on the list. We fucked
that up up. Yeah, you guys blew it.

Speaker 1 (01:03:26):
Anyways, k't. My girlfriend is a huge fan of the
of the series. That's why we went. Because I was like,
I'm not into the series. I don't know if I
want to go, and she was like, no, the series
is good.

Speaker 3 (01:03:34):
I would like to go. Let's go. And I'm a
moved down I'm always down to go to the movies.
So we went and she and afterwards she kind of
looked at me. She was like, what did you think?
And I was like, he broke her heart and she
was like, she was like, okay, good. I also thought
it sucked. She's like, I also thought it sucks. I've
heard literally nothing but positive things, but I literally have
never heard a single bad word about it. People have

(01:03:56):
been so excited about it. I'm glad people like it.
What is the chat saying about you, Jackson. They're just
mad at me for going in without which is they
think it was good chatting chatting. That's like, it's one
of those people are mad at the messenger and I
don't like it. They don't like your rationale for not
liking the movie.

Speaker 1 (01:04:16):
It's okay, I understand. I deserve it. I went into
a series cold, but that movie I was. I was
pretty out. You're right, Tyler, though that is a good message.

Speaker 3 (01:04:24):
I think you're right. That is that is the message
better than the movie, Tyler. The message is essential to
the movie, and like I said, I think it shows
how good it's enjoyable. The movie was very enjoyable. Like
I said, I'm someone who's been locked in from fucking
you know, day one with this ship. So okay, let

(01:04:48):
me let me, let me ask the chat because I
I put this up on Twitter and I got one
piece of advice. But Sean and I are gonna it's
the end of my busy time for work, her school
years coming to it, and we're gonna go on a
date for the first time and like two months or something,
do we go see The Fall Guy or do we
go see Challengers Challengers, that's a young that's answer I

(01:05:09):
have heard.

Speaker 1 (01:05:09):
I have heard Fall Guy is awesome, and I I
do want to see Fall Guy very badly. Ryan Gosling
and Emily Blunt to what everyone said is really everyone said,
it's very funny. It's supposed to be very blunt. She's
in Uh Ryan goss I've never seen that.

Speaker 3 (01:05:26):
He's canon Barbie. Barbie. Yeah, when he was riding a motorcycle,
he was like, he was like, there's like a he
was like the drive. He like, there was like doing
that's a car. Now he's doing like motorcycle tricks. It
was I think it was like a bank robber or something.
My tweaking he got the chest's not helping me out.

(01:05:48):
I'm my tweaking.

Speaker 1 (01:05:49):
Uh No, there's just split on everyone's saying Fall Guy.
A lot of fall Guys in the chat. Actually people
really love I've heard it's awesome. I've heard its awesome.
I want to say this challenges something.

Speaker 3 (01:06:00):
Something in the Trees, the Place beyond the Pine. That
was a good movie. That's how I know. Somebody responded
to me on Twitter when I put that question up
and said, don't take your wife to see two white
guys slobbering all that's fair, that's I was like, uh,

(01:06:20):
it's a really fun movie. It's a really fun movie. Yeah.
I'm like, you're white, so I feel like you let
you like movie scores.

Speaker 4 (01:06:30):
The score is is good, and I'm like, I'm to
go somewhere with like the racial dynamic challenge your white
So you like movie score, you like.

Speaker 3 (01:06:39):
Music, there's no there's no aspect of well, I mean,
I guess, okay, I wouldn't say there's no aspect of whiteness.
I hate more than white movie fan culture because like,
obviously like racism and colonialism is awful, but like, I
really hate the way white people my age are about
movies because like all my friends who wanted to be writers,
we all love books. We love talking about how great

(01:07:01):
books are, we love talking about new books. All my
friends who wanted to make or write or be in movies,
all they do is talk about how much they hate movies,
about how horrible everything is, about how everything that everyone
likes sucks and it's it's the worst. And I am
not that way, and I do not care about movie scores.
I am a like I'm erudite when it comes to literature.
When it comes to movies, like blow some shit up

(01:07:23):
on the biggest screen possible for me, I am.

Speaker 1 (01:07:25):
Then go see Fall Guy. Brother, then go see Fall Guy.
The chat is saying Fall Guys the better Day Night
movie anyways, which is probably interrue. Let's go okay, challenges
does right, Okay, we can watch that at home.

Speaker 3 (01:07:36):
I think the thing about movies too, is a movie
can be bad and still good. That's how. That's what
literally everything you enjoy ever had movie.

Speaker 2 (01:07:45):
You know what I'm saying, Like like I go to
Die Hard like one hundred years when it was like whatever,
and like the newer ones.

Speaker 3 (01:07:52):
Where I'm just like I'm not going for the plot.

Speaker 2 (01:07:56):
You know what I'm saying, Like I'm going for like
you said, blowing big things up and ridiculous shit happening
that doesn't happen in life.

Speaker 3 (01:08:02):
This is my Galaxy brain art take is that everything
is bad, Like it's all stupid. It's all people pretending
to be things, so like the pretending that one version
of it is like so superior to another. It's just
like it's very silly, especially if you know people who
work in movies or you see any of.

Speaker 1 (01:08:20):
What goes into making them, because it's all it's that's
a good take and it's adjacent to this. Producer of
the volume, Ryan Brimley, has a great take, which is
the only way to rate movies is.

Speaker 3 (01:08:31):
On what's more popular. The most popular movie is the
better movie. More people liked it and more people wanted.

Speaker 1 (01:08:35):
To see it, Like everything is bad, everything it's all fake,
Like whoever, whichever movie more the most people watched, is
the best movie.

Speaker 3 (01:08:43):
There's the truth to it. I used to think that.
I used to think. I used to think that. I
do think that the Marvel movies sort of like radicalize
me into being a like populist, like pop culture person
because it was like everyone that would come out, I'd
be like, no, this is actually better than anything. Francis
for a couple of it, like nothing he did connected

(01:09:03):
to something. Eight fucking movies ago, like sucker dick. You
know what I mean? You know what kind of planning
it takes to get eighteen movie stars into the same
computer generated room.

Speaker 2 (01:09:16):
At the same time, Like I think the thing like
the I like movies that a lot of people don't like,
but I'll understand why a lot of people didn't like
it like I get it.

Speaker 3 (01:09:26):
I'm not like you should like the shit. I get
why you didn't like it. I just like it because
I have, I have I liked it, you know what
I mean.

Speaker 2 (01:09:34):
So like, yeah, I feel like when you're like you
look down on pulling people that don't like certain shit,
like I'll be I'll get on some up.

Speaker 3 (01:09:40):
Of these sitting like I'm watching a film right now,
but I'll say that ship. But if if you people
think it's weak, I get it, Like I get what
you thought. I understand why you would think it's weak.
You know what I'm saying. So I remember what you
told me you used to put Jaws on in the background,
the way that people would put Jazz on in the
background because it was like so beautiful to you that
you just die. Bro. It's like, yeah, it's beautiful as fun.

Speaker 2 (01:10:01):
I put movies on the background, like like the first
time I ever watched Uh, what's the movie?

Speaker 3 (01:10:07):
Uh? My fucking short term memory.

Speaker 1 (01:10:10):
This is my one of my favorite things about John
and otherwise like genius, just you know what's incapable?

Speaker 2 (01:10:17):
This This is my favor I was thinking about I
was actually thinking about this on the ride home.

Speaker 3 (01:10:21):
I was like I have a lot of rom but
not a lot of ram. You know, yeah, you feel me.

Speaker 2 (01:10:28):
We're like I remember like ship from but like in
the moment, like my short term is the tree bro
ruing me?

Speaker 3 (01:10:37):
Dog?

Speaker 2 (01:10:37):
You know what I'm saying. But it's a very popular
fucking movie. So when we figured it out, gonna be crazy.
But uh what what's the Okay, a very weird director.

Speaker 3 (01:10:46):
Let's do it this way. Let's start very weird Rector
who's a very weird director, Shape of Waters. I remember
you're talking about.

Speaker 2 (01:10:53):
It's a weird director who's done a lot of popular movies,
like the Tim Burton like.

Speaker 3 (01:11:00):
Him Night. He's a white dude. He's a white dude.
He's more or he's in his movies. He's in his movies.
Stan No no no, like Wes Anderson, No no no No,
Quin Tarantino, boom, Quinn Santino. Nigga, I forgot what's it?
What's the nigga that got that? Uh? President Joe Biden,

(01:11:29):
Damiel Jackson, I don't Jackson.

Speaker 2 (01:11:31):
I don't forget black people, bro, unless it's John Redman
Roy forgot job movie?

Speaker 3 (01:11:36):
Are you talking about? Okay, that's cool?

Speaker 2 (01:11:38):
The big the most popular movie he's ever done, Pope Fiction, Boom,
next Movie.

Speaker 3 (01:11:44):
I watched pulp fiction in the background just on some
like let me blank on both those titles, Pope Ficure.

Speaker 4 (01:11:51):
Tarantino, Who's that's what you're gonna do? A deep couple
contention like hatefula or something fiction.

Speaker 3 (01:12:00):
Tell you rom not a lot of round. He's bringing
it up to talk about how much he loves the
iconic movie of the nineties, and it's like, Bro, Bro,
what the movie that stamped one of the bands? Tell you?
I don't know. I don't know how he said it. No,

(01:12:21):
you said it. You spoke Halloween because you were trying
to get the finest sisters to notice you. Bro, Like, hey,
you know what I'm saying, go to bad nigga. You
know what I mean? But she what's fucking with me? Though?
You know what I'm saying. So yeah, it happened, all right.
Thanks for hanging out with us on a Sunday night.

(01:12:42):
That's all the time we got. Like I said, if
you listen to this in podcast form, subscribe to YouTube
dot com slash at Jenkins and Jones, come hang out
with us. We got anything else in the chat Jackson
before we get out of here. Just everyone marveling.

Speaker 2 (01:12:55):
Bro.

Speaker 3 (01:12:55):
I was I was listening.

Speaker 2 (01:12:56):
I was listening to a podcast about memory and you
have to basically every time you create a memory, every
time you think of something up, your brain's recreating it.
And there's ways to actually get rid of memories. And
I think smoking weed was the way that I chose,
but there's multiple ways though.

Speaker 3 (01:13:12):
I have the same thing, the rom versus ram thing though,
like I will remember the way that someone phrased something
in a one sentence of a four hundred page book,
But if you asked me two weeks after I finished
the book how it ended, it's.

Speaker 2 (01:13:29):
Just like fo through my brain, bro, When I would
like I can, I can switch through a page and
know like what, Like I remember when I would study
for tests. I could go to like page four of
this like of my notes, you know, in my brain
and be like, okay, this is this, this is where

(01:13:50):
you know, this is this is where the section was.

Speaker 3 (01:13:51):
So I was like, oh wait, wait it was in
page four of the notes.

Speaker 2 (01:13:54):
But like, if you ask me you know about Quentin Tarantina,
I'll be like, yeah, that nigga that was weird.

Speaker 3 (01:13:59):
In movie, Or like.

Speaker 2 (01:14:04):
I don't remember his name now either. The dude that
was in the bear in Revenant, slept in the Bear,
Leonardo DiCaprio, that nigga. Yeah, I was talking to my homegirl. Yeah,
there's there's person.

Speaker 3 (01:14:14):
I was fucking chick. I was fucking with he lets
a girl, and she started fucking with me. She's like, oh,
you really don't remember what you have? What someone else
who lives in my house has that I would not
bring up because she does have so many white friends.
But you have white person, you have white face blindness.

Speaker 2 (01:14:33):
Brom like, yeah, I told her. I was like, yeah,
a nigga that slept in the bear. She's like, are
you talking about Leonardo the the Bear. I'm like, I
remember Revenuet. I remember he slept in the bear.

Speaker 3 (01:14:43):
You know what I mean? And she was like, She's like,
I love you.

Speaker 1 (01:14:47):
Right after that, Yo, this summer when we went into
slow sports time, we're gonna do a game on our
YouTube channel where we're gonna find I'm gonna get like
a random actor picture.

Speaker 3 (01:14:57):
You're gonna do wh white actors?

Speaker 1 (01:15:01):
Who with white actors? And Oh, it's gonna be good.
I can't wait for name that white person. I guess
this text from my wife, which is we can't say
it is blurry. Was it saying white woman face blindness
with a sad face emoji?

Speaker 3 (01:15:14):
I get that text message on a.

Speaker 4 (01:15:19):
So Shar will be in like the grocery store and
get ran up on by like a high school friend
and have no idea who she is.

Speaker 3 (01:15:25):
It's the bigger issue with us because we do live
in the suburbs and our son does play baseball. The
bigger issue is like a woman that you've talked to
four hundred times at the baseball field, your kids are
very close friends, and then you see she sees them
at a grocery store, not in the context of the
baseball field, and it's like, it's what John said about
how the brain remembers memories. She's just looking at the

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face like were you my English teacher? Were we did
we go to school together? That made me.

Speaker 2 (01:16:07):
I didn't think there was anything else that could make
me think better about Shar, Like that.

Speaker 3 (01:16:14):
Is incredible, that's incorrect. I'm gonna hear about that one,
because we do have friends who listen to the pot
I'm gonna hear about that one says it's just like
there's some eyes and a nose and some lips. Got
some hair there. How many my white men do I

(01:16:34):
know with beards? I know it's one of them. That
is great. Oh mm hmm. All right, that's all the
time we got. We'll be back later this week. We're
not sure what days are? Are we sure what days yet?
Like Tuesday? Tuesday? Yeah, I gotta work on that though.

(01:16:56):
For real, I don't think I can. I think my
brain doesn't work that way. I just haven't. Just you know,
what did you experience this when you turn forty? I know,
I'm not worried about ship about myself. I'm halfway home
if I didn't fix it by now. Bro's it's like
when it's like when your car, you've had your car
ten years and the rearview mirror starts dangling off, and
you're like, fuck it. You're like a good thing, because

(01:17:20):
this would be a bad attitude if you weren't such
a good But I feel like I did a lot
of work in the first forty years, and but now
stuff like remembering movies like it's just not gonna happen. Bro,
That's okay. I'm totally fine with that. Like you just
picking it up and holding it while driving now, like
you know what I'm saying. You don't even try to
get it to fix it all, Like, yeah, yeah, that's crazy.
I don't. I won't say that.

Speaker 2 (01:17:41):
I'll say I don't give a fuck about writing things
like health it. I think because my kids are My
kid is super young and I have a kid on
the way. Yeah, I gotta you know what I mean.

Speaker 3 (01:17:51):
But my kids are old enough they know me. Now,
these motherfuckers did I did? I send you the picture
of any trying to fucking dad prove his candy bro
to we need a lot of he got. He got
some milk duds, which I do love a milk dud,
milk fan. Wow, he has a very like you know, maure.

(01:18:13):
He's an old he's an old song, He's an old soul.
He wrote on it, hold on, I'll get I'll get
the image of but he wrote on it, do not
eat dad Vinnie's milk duds in sharpie and then he
put blue like packing tape on the ends of it

(01:18:34):
to try to like tamper proof it. Did you take
it as a challenge? Yeah? Did have that wish? I
wish I didn't have that gene smart.

Speaker 1 (01:18:51):
It's like the coaches who like taped the door as
someone you're on your basketball teams on a roach.

Speaker 3 (01:18:56):
That it was so easy if it was insane to me.
The kids didn't figure that out. You just need one
person to wear it. You just the me, the nicest door,
keyest dude on the team. Just retape everyone fucking door
and then oh, that's so weird. I don't know, I think, I, oh, yeah,
I came out because I had to go get extra blankets.

(01:19:16):
And it's like, oh, well, Mike wasn't doing anything, you
know what I mean, Like, come on, get real, did
you take one for the team at times? Thanks Mike?
Come on, what's the point of being just what's what's
the what's what's what's what? This is? My my friend
Dan Gooch will always say, what's the point of having
juice if you don't use the juice? You know what

(01:19:38):
I mean? Like with like guy man I'm interested in,
I can't tell I can't tell you too much about
on the on the air. Okay, that's fine. He's a
Oh he's a he's a quadruple o G. Like you
used to work in the city manager's office in like
the seventies. Anyway, all right, we're getting out of here.
We'll be back on Tuesday night. Thanks for fucking with us.
I have a great start year with by.

Speaker 4 (01:20:05):
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Speaker 3 (01:20:08):
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