May 7, 2024 • 51 mins
The guys discuss Monday night's NBA Playoff slate featuring Nuggets-Wovles, and Knicks-Pacers, and take a deep dive into the "best weekend in hip-hop history" as Drake and Kendrick exchanged diss tracks once again #volume
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Speaker 1 (02:31):
That's oh.
Speaker 6 (02:34):
You know, Jackson's gonna see this right like.
Speaker 1 (02:37):
Oh he is.
Speaker 4 (02:39):
I thought the only one he actually watched was Draymond Spot.
I didn't know he checked our ship too. That's cool.
I thought he only watched to hear himself. He listened
to us too, nasty.
Speaker 1 (02:47):
You're being real nasty, real nasty.
Speaker 4 (02:51):
I'm sorry, Jackson. All right, let's talk about the Timberwolves
beating the absolute dog shit out of the Nuggets tonight.
I don't know what the fuck is going on in
my camera. Hold on, let's talk about Timberwolves reading the
absolute dog shit out of the Nuggets tonight. I don't
know what to say about this team that was their
season low in points allowed on the road in Game
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two against the defending NBA champions. This feels like old
school basketball. Baby. They beat the fuck This is why
I don't understand people who say defensive basketball is boring.
They beat the hell out of those boys in their gym.
You have fans channing Wolves in four. I was shocked
by the way these first two games win. And I
say that as someone who thought the Wolves was gonna
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win the series. What did y'all think of tonight's game
and the way this series has started?
Speaker 3 (03:36):
Listen, Bro, people say defensive games are born. It's like
you just don't hate the team getting the ass beat
on the on the other end and out, because when
you when you have a TV who you want to
see get loved up, Like, you know, I want to
see the Nuggets, you know, take day lumps a bit.
Speaker 2 (03:49):
I ain't gonna lie. I'm a bit salty.
Speaker 3 (03:51):
So seeing this shit was like, oh look, bro, I
thoroughly enjoyed it. But these Tea Wolves are legit, man,
legit as hell. Like, you know, we came into this
postseason like, you know, they have to show something.
Speaker 2 (04:00):
We didn't think they were frauds or anything.
Speaker 3 (04:02):
We were like, you know, y'all are gonna have to
show us that you're ready to take the next step,
and they have fucking showed, you know, be exceeded expectations.
Here did that shit tonight without Rudy Gobert and Bro, like,
I don't know, shit spooky for the Nuggets. Right now,
you lose your first two at home, You're going to Minnesota,
you know for the next two.
Speaker 2 (04:19):
Bro Ah.
Speaker 1 (04:23):
At the end of the series, we all said, I
don't know, I think the Timberwolves could beat this Nuggets team.
They got a chance, right Yeah. It was four minutes
in the game two and Aunt was going crazy, But
that wasn't what really got me. It was when he
stood up Murray on a plane where Murray was trying
to get around him and he had nowhere to go,
no help was coming. It was just Aunt sitting on
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his ass and I'm like, and I texted the group chat,
you know what I'm saying. I was like, it's gonna
be a rough series and those have had their hands
for I had no idea it was gonna get to
this point. But like, when you have a defense that good,
that rushes everybody, there's no bad defenders, you know what
I'm saying. If there's a if there's a turnover, ant
can start the fucking break. Nas can start to break.
That's what we saw tonight where there was a turnover
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and anybody it went to pushing, putting pressure on the defense.
Den for look, fucking gas, it's look getting pressure on
both ends of the court and then like to to
have to be to be defended by somebody by this
team where there's not a bad defender, and then have
pressure put on you in the break and in sets
(05:27):
where like you have to try to stop ant. It's
looking like fucking MJ's. It's looking spooky, like you said,
And we talked about Wemby a lot like Wemby's up next.
We had said Wimby versus what's your boy name? It's
going to be the future the NBA. First check, Nah,
it's going through an g it's going through and I
think Wemby has Wemby has the ability for show. But
what we cannot ignore what we're seeing right now. It
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feels like a passing of the guard. It feels like
we are seeing who is going to be running the
league in the future playing right now ge and he
ain't scared of no fucking body. You know what I'm saying, Crazy.
Speaker 3 (06:00):
I'm gonna tell me who. I'm going to tell y'all
who impressed the shit out of me tonight, NACERI bro.
They left that man on the island with Yokis quite
a few times, and he held his own like that
kid was so impressive tonight. We laughed at that go
Beart trade. Granted Gobert didn't play to night, they didn't
need him. But Tim Connolly, you know, the GM of
the Wolves who built this Nuggets team when he you know,
(06:22):
mortgaged the Wolves whole fucking future for Gobert, he knew
the formula. He knew that you had to have a solid,
you know, defensive front court to get past the Nuggets. Right, So, like, bro,
like that trade just you know, we were saying this
though it was the worst trade NBA history, A couple
of seas bad. For a second, it was, It definitely was,
But Bro, I mean, Conley built the Nuggets and he
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knows what it takes to beat the Nuggets, you know,
So so yeah, you know, having like I mean, and
we saw the same formula in the twenty twenty bubble
with the Lakers right where they had that three headed
monster that they do at Yolkic of Javail Dwight and Ad. Granted,
you know that Yolkic isn't today's. Today's Yokich just just
incredibly better. But that is the kind of formula where
where if you have a defensive, big who can hold
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his own one on one. He got another, you know,
seven footer playing free safety to help or to get
the rebound. You know, so Denver doesn't get second dance shots,
that's your best chance of being on this nugget squad.
Speaker 2 (07:15):
The formula.
Speaker 3 (07:15):
You know, Yogis has improved as a player, but the
formula still seems to be the same so far.
Speaker 4 (07:20):
What I would say about that trade, and I think
what we said and what Hanif said as a Wolves
fan was the only way it made sense is if
they had one hundred percent confidence that Anthony Edwards was
gonna arrive at twenty one or twenty two years old,
not twenty six or twenty seven years old. They bet
on their guy and they hit the fucking jackpot. Jesus,
(07:43):
he is an absolute monster. He's out here being compared
to Michael Jordan and doing saying he doesn't like it
and then doing an impression of Michael jas. He's doing
the like no, no, no, don't compare me to Michael Jordan, Like.
Speaker 3 (08:00):
Hey, that motherfucker moves like m J out there. I
know people think it's blast miss to compare anyone in MJ.
But that dunk he had on KD where he did
the whole you know, square your body and do that
one arm pump shit, that's m J dog like I
saw Mike when I saw that ship bruh.
Speaker 1 (08:14):
And that and that fade away, that fade away like,
you gotta look twice at that motherfucker. His fluidity. I mean,
even though this gets KCP at the end of the game,
that spin move like he has. K CP is a
great defender, you know what I'm saying. The small defender too.
You would think quicker feet.
Speaker 7 (08:32):
He's spun off k c P k c P.
Speaker 1 (08:34):
Do know what the fuck that nigga was at You
feel me like, it's it's it's beautiful to watch him
play g like and you can't look at him without
seeing MJ. Like, I know a lot of times it's like,
don't don't don't say it, don't say it. It's impossible
not to see you know what I mean, It's impossible.
You have you can't help but see it. It's it's
it's beautiful to see bro.
Speaker 2 (08:54):
I have seen, we have seen Scout, say, Deshaun Stevenson
was MJ.
Speaker 3 (08:58):
You know, so, so I think we need we might
need to up the anti a bit here and get
a little closer to reality. So I think we might
need to lean into the old, you know, comparison. And
he moves like mjro It's not a like he moves
like like bro Like. I think Paolo moves like bron
I'm not saying Pawlo's the level of player that Broun is,
you know what I'm saying a player can move like
a guy without being the caliber player he is.
Speaker 2 (09:19):
And that's and people need to kind of distinguish the two.
Speaker 4 (09:21):
But I also think there's nothing more exciting in sports
than what is happening with Anthony edwars right now, what
happened with Tyree Maxi, as well of watching someone become
a guy become the guy man. Like, if you're a
Sixers fan. I have a friend who's a diehard Sixers fan.
He feels fucking great right now, because when you have it,
(09:42):
when Tyree Maxi turns into Tyreese Maxy all of a sudden,
a lot of roster moves make sense. If Anthony Edwards
is gonna score fucking forty points every time he walks
onto a playoff court, he's making every trade look like
a genius trade because it's got that dude in the
middle of it, Like, that's what's so exciting about this.
And I know we talk during the regular season about
the difference between regular season playoff basketball. This is what
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playoff basketball is about. You could do anything you want
from fucking October to April. It doesn't fucking matter. Compared
to six games playing the way Anthony Edwards is playing
to start the playoffs. They're six and zero, I mean,
and they and they're beating the fucking shit out of
people too, I.
Speaker 1 (10:20):
Mean two it's I mean, they're doing it in a
way that you always win. Make it hard on one
of them and for the other team, and then you
get easy shots on the other end. You know what
I'm saying, Like it's hard to it's hard to beat
what we need from the Nuggets. What the Nuggets need
to win is what we were expecting other Lakers, you know
what I'm saying, Where they have to play a nearly
(10:41):
perfect game to win because this team is so great defensively,
it's gonna be hard not to turn the ball over.
Then they get I mean, they got bucket getters on
the other end. You know what I'm saying. They're young,
so sometimes you know, it might might slow the offense
slows up a little bit, but they got bucket getters
on the other end. Bro, like this, It's it's gonna
be very difficult. You know, it was very different going
(11:03):
into the series. It's gonna be extremely difficult to come
back from a old two. I don't see it happening.
Speaker 4 (11:08):
Did y'all see the quote from Jokic about when they
asked him after game one about what he needs to
do to contend with the front quart of the Timberwolves.
This is what the soon to be three time consecutive
MVP Best Player in the world said. He said what
he needed to do was quote, have a duplicate clone
of myself. That was after game one.
Speaker 7 (11:27):
That's what Joki said.
Speaker 3 (11:30):
You know where you know you know, you know that
they throw some shit at you that you can't really do,
not of it, you know, Doug, I mean three Minnesota's
kind of had Dimmer's number of all season, and.
Speaker 1 (11:41):
Then look at him in like the second quarter. They
look gassed like them boys, they running them boys out
the fucking gym. Bro, them niggas is getting cooked. It's crazy.
I never thought I'd see Dimmer getting I mean this
is a good basketball team, a serious basketball team, great players,
well coached, and the Nigga they are just out man. Bro.
Speaker 4 (12:00):
Yeah, yep, top to bottom at every position. And I
mean the Timberwolves, like, did the Nuggets make two consecutive
passes without a deflection the whole game?
Speaker 3 (12:09):
She?
Speaker 4 (12:10):
I mean they just like the way they played defense
is demoralizing. And you could see that the Nuggets are
demoralized at home in a fucking gym where they put
a banner.
Speaker 7 (12:18):
Up there to start the season. Bro.
Speaker 1 (12:22):
Chance for at the end of the game at the
free throw line. I know there's probably those are timber
Wolves fans, but that shit sounded loud as fuck.
Speaker 4 (12:30):
It's crazy. And we mentioned that they did all that
without the defensive player of the year tonight, who they
literally I mean, you know, he left for the birth
of his child, and I just tweeted like he's gonna
take the whole fm l A bro, like, you take
the next six weeks off, big dog. We don't need you,
Like if we go play some if we go play
in the Olympics, come on back for that. These FBA teams,
(12:51):
we're not stressed about it.
Speaker 1 (12:54):
I can't believe you said about the Timberwolves. Bro, do
you remember when Haneth we were asked about like, what
do we thought thinking we just gave him the hardest time.
We was clouding the fuck out the man. We owe
him an apology, Bro. We had no idea this team
is legit.
Speaker 4 (13:11):
He's got a couple of enjoyable Jenkins and Jones appearances
coming up.
Speaker 1 (13:14):
So if they beat the Nuggets, I think it's chip time. Bro.
Who's gonna stop from the Celtics turning the ball over
fifteen times? You know what I'm saying? From the two
best players, you know, Tatum and Jaylen BROWNO average seven
eight turnovers each? The fuck Like, I don't know, Bro.
Speaker 8 (13:34):
It reminds you of Dwayne Wade, to know six this
is whatever reminds me of this whole run with the
table Wolves. He coming out, I know where Dwayne Wade's
welcome party, all that good stuff. But in the chat
we got Phil he wants to know which Canadians having
the worst week, Drake or Jamal Murray.
Speaker 4 (13:52):
All due respect, I'm sure and we will get to
that for sure, but no one, it's no DJs in
Atlanta Channing certified pedophile about Jamal Bury Jesus Knicks up one.
Oh Josh, you're a huge Knicks fan. Uh did you
see what you wanted to see from this series? And
(14:13):
what's your confidence level on the Knicks advancing?
Speaker 6 (14:16):
I didn't see what I wanted to see.
Speaker 8 (14:17):
I was kind of worried about a let down go
into game one because the first round series with the
Sixers was so damn emotional that I was worried that
they would just come into this game thinking it would
be easy or just wouldn't get up for it. And
that's exactly what pretty much happened. But transparency, they won,
but they got bailed out by the rest.
Speaker 6 (14:32):
Let's be honest, that's.
Speaker 7 (14:37):
Front they did.
Speaker 8 (14:39):
They did win, and actually I think that's horrible for
Indiana because you can't beat the Knicks when they give
you their C minus D plus game. I don't know
how many times you're gonna beat them this series. So
I had the Knickson five going into this. I don't
know if it's like a cocky Nick fan thing, but
to me, I'm very confident that they get past the Pacers,
and if the Pacers can't beat them in this type.
Speaker 6 (14:56):
Of game, I don't know if they're going to beat
them four times?
Speaker 4 (15:00):
Who would it be the funniest to have beat the Celtics?
Speaker 2 (15:02):
Y'all?
Speaker 4 (15:04):
We know the Celtics can't win the title? Is it
the Wolves? Is it the Celtics getting to the finals
and then getting their fucking the windows slam shut on
them by a twenty two year old who plays for
the timber Wolves, Like would that be the funniest outcome?
Speaker 3 (15:17):
It might be the second most storied franchise in the
in the fucking league and spank by a team that
was started in nineteen eighty nine, Like that would be glorious.
Speaker 4 (15:25):
Owned by mister Chicken Wings has got them, So I mean,
it'd be fun.
Speaker 1 (15:32):
Shit, you know, I don't know about it be embarrassing,
but you know what I'm saying, it definitely be fun
for sure.
Speaker 4 (15:38):
Uh Cavs Celtics Game one tomorrow. I don't think Jackson
and the Celtics fans.
Speaker 2 (15:43):
Have the Celtics might be the funniest thing.
Speaker 4 (15:48):
I just don't find it plausible, Like I just don't
find it done. Like I can't put it on the
list of outcomes, you know what I mean? I did.
I did think the way the magic started Game seven
and by the way, the development of Palo. We talked
about Maxi and Ant's arrival, but Paolo Bianciro, Paolo Banchero
(16:09):
had a similar coming out part of this playoffs. Like
the way they played the first half is why I
thought they might be able to, you know, put put
the Celtics in a little bit of a headlock. And
the way they played the second half is why they
would not have been able to do that. So the
Calves got through. Yeah, what do we think?
Speaker 1 (16:24):
Four games?
Speaker 4 (16:25):
Five games? What's your prediction for Celtics Calves?
Speaker 2 (16:27):
I get them five. I don't think is going to
play with their food that series.
Speaker 4 (16:34):
It will be interesting, though, because they have made a
habit of I mean, they did slam the door shut
on the heat obviously, but they have made a habit
with this core, like we talked about, like I think
they just got back to five hundred at home in
the playoffs with this core within the Tatum Brown era.
So it will be interesting to see if they can
make another, you know, play routine, back to back series.
I guess that's kind of the challenge because then that
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Knick series is not going to be routine. I can't
already can't wait for that ship MAVs Thunder Tomorrow prediction
very much looking forward to that series.
Speaker 3 (17:08):
Oh man, I'm I'm just very thoroughly impressed with the
MAVs after that series with the Clips, very thoroughly impressed.
And you know, I am impressed with with the with
Okac too. But you know, we kind of saw that
all season with Okay. See, we know that they're a
legit squad. You know, we had questions about them being
a young squad, but they handled their business first round,
swift the fuck out of the Pelicans, so they're legit too.
(17:29):
But I don't know, man, I think Dallas might pull
it out. Bro.
Speaker 2 (17:36):
I think Luke and might go crazy, I really do.
Speaker 9 (17:39):
I thought I thought Maxine six. I thought Luke would
go crazy for sure. They lost a big though, why well,
we'll see, we'll see. I still think they cook. I
think it's Massine six.
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that's our hoopity talk. Should we talk about rap music?
Speaker 2 (19:00):
Rappidy rap rap, rat oh Jesus.
Speaker 4 (19:02):
Now, first of all, if you don't pay me enough
respect in this conversation, I'm gonna call Princeton University on
both of you guys.
Speaker 1 (19:11):
Okay, so, hey, what happened? I missed that? What happened?
Speaker 2 (19:17):
Oh the fucking dj vladd, You ain't see that ship?
Speaker 1 (19:20):
No, I blocked him, like four years smart, smart, I
don't be fucking with none of these niggas.
Speaker 2 (19:26):
Don Yeah, Okay, so.
Speaker 1 (19:29):
I saw he say you'll enjoy that.
Speaker 7 (19:31):
You'll enjoy Tyler.
Speaker 3 (19:34):
So not like us drops. Dj Ladd says this needs
a better mix.
Speaker 1 (19:39):
I saw that part. I saw somebody.
Speaker 2 (19:41):
Yeah, and then and then.
Speaker 4 (19:45):
Uh, Princeton.
Speaker 2 (19:47):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (19:47):
Young lady was a professor at Princeton who happens to
be dark Child's niece.
Speaker 2 (19:52):
Dark child niece.
Speaker 3 (19:54):
To tweeted that man stay out of black folk business
because that some white people should say, oh, this needs
a better mix. Bro, it's a battle right now, and
that she does not need a better mix that ships
thumping as it is, dogging you out here worrying about
fucking decibel levels. And then he was like and then
he just fucking added Princeton like fucking six times.
Speaker 2 (20:13):
You this is how you talk to your students. This
is how you exclude your students.
Speaker 1 (20:17):
God, it's doubling down on that white ship.
Speaker 2 (20:19):
You can't not like us, bro, exactly that fact.
Speaker 3 (20:24):
And then the motherfucker Okay, so after he got dragged
by by Shorty from Princeton, the motherfucker decided to.
Speaker 2 (20:29):
Argue with Bomani about Prince, about Prince, what.
Speaker 7 (20:35):
Are we doing?
Speaker 1 (20:36):
So that's what Kevin was talking about Prince that video.
Speaker 4 (20:41):
Yeah, you really scowled this one catch video fucking killed me. Bro.
Speaker 1 (20:46):
Okay, so what about which Timani? Like, who's like a Prince?
His story? And Nigga if there is one, Like, what's
what do you say about Prince?
Speaker 2 (20:55):
He said?
Speaker 3 (20:56):
Mastering matters. Look at the streams on Apples of Kiss
verse if I was your girlfriend and kiss was one
of Prince's biggest fucking hiss. That shit was a global
number one and if I was your girlfriend, that's my
personal favorite Prince song. A lot of Prince fans that's
their personal favorite. And it's perfect. Bro, It is perfect.
It doesn't need to be remixed, remastered or whatever. It
(21:20):
is a bit raw, but that's the beauty of it.
Everything doesn't need to be polished. Bro, there's beauty in
the rawness of sometimes in some music, and that's what
I love about it.
Speaker 2 (21:27):
If I was your girlfriend, so bro.
Speaker 4 (21:30):
Or like rap beat, like do you know what I mean? Like,
of course that's what biggest.
Speaker 1 (21:34):
Biggest song.
Speaker 2 (21:35):
And then Jay Smooth just bodied that man.
Speaker 3 (21:38):
He said, Dude, if I was your girlfriend is like
a top ten song in the most Prince fans. He said,
you are a tourist trying to tell locals about shit
with Google Maps right now, like, just body that man, Bomani.
Speaker 4 (21:54):
The funny thing was, I could see Bomani's facial expression
reading his tweets, and he looked exactly like Aunt would
look like if I walked up to him and said
I'll play you for a million dollars one on one.
Like he was just like, is this motherfucker talking to
me about Prince? Yeah? All right, well let's talk about
(22:14):
the actual music. We they've how many songs have come
out since the last time we recorded, like three songs?
Speaker 2 (22:22):
Okay, so we got Kendrick's uh six sixteen in LA.
Speaker 4 (22:27):
Did we get we recorded after You for You came out?
Speaker 2 (22:30):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (22:30):
Yes, okay, so.
Speaker 2 (22:33):
Yeah, yeah we got six sixteen in LA. Family Matters Meet.
Speaker 3 (22:36):
The Grand not like us and Heart six. So we
had five fucking songs this week. And god damn, what
a battle this has been, bro, What a battle of
this has been. This might go down as the best
battle ever. It's been a fucking moment. Man.
Speaker 2 (22:51):
How do y'all have?
Speaker 4 (22:53):
What's yeah, what's the scorecard look like? What's the scorecard
look like?
Speaker 7 (22:58):
Fellas?
Speaker 3 (23:00):
Listen, bro That shit Kendrick pulled on Friday Night where
this motherfucker Drake he put together like a whole many.
Speaker 2 (23:09):
Documentary for family matters. He shot.
Speaker 3 (23:12):
He went and got a replica van of the Good
Kid Mad City van he actually got.
Speaker 2 (23:18):
You actually got the wrong motherfucking van.
Speaker 4 (23:20):
That shit.
Speaker 3 (23:21):
Yeah, he went and you know, did a production where
he took that to the junk yard and crushed it.
He recorded in La then flew to Toronto to eat
at the Chinese food spot that that Kendrick reference. That
was a nod to where Drake got robbed at and
went up in there and ate and you know, pulled
out Pharrell's juice because you know, Kendrick had that bar
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where he said, you know, I'm going to baffle Farrell
here basically, and and he.
Speaker 2 (23:45):
Put on a whole fucking mini documentary, and then ten minutes.
Speaker 1 (23:49):
Later that's his whole shit.
Speaker 3 (23:52):
And then ten minutes later Kendrick just dropped some cover
art on YouTube with the fat Albert collar shirt and killed, Oh,
it's throw over that shit, though, stepped all over that shit.
Never saw anything like that. Took the whole fucking momentum
out of that shit. Then the next day and and
for one, you know, meet the Graham's was dark, dark
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that shit. I have only listened to it like two
or three times. Bro was like, yeah, it is not
some shit that you're going to, you know, run back
to it and replay. But then the next day he
comes out with a fucking heater with DJ Mustard motherfucking
Not Like Us, which is the number one fucking single
in the country right now on streaming platforms. That shit
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is a hit, and it's so motherfucking West Coast, and
and you know, like, like like we were talking before,
I love how the West Coast comes together whenever somebody
from the West is at war, Like you know, La
is a place where two blocks over that those ain't
those might not be the homies anymore. But when it's
some shit going down with somebody from outside the West's peoples.
So from the West, those motherfuckers fucking unite like some
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mighty morphrom Power rangers, you know what I'm saying. And
DJ Mustard tweeted out some shit like I always have
my Cities back and the clip is fully loaded, you know.
So yeah, that was just an incredible moment. And what's
so incredible to me about not like us is that
is just like an audio thesis statement of Kendrick's whole
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argument with this dude. His whole argument has been, bro,
you are not us, you know. That was what he
was saying on Euphoria, That is what he was saying
on Meet the Grants. That's what he's saying on six
sixteen in LA He was like, yeah, you know, you're
the most popular rapper in the world.
Speaker 2 (25:37):
You got all these collass but you're not us man.
Speaker 3 (25:40):
You know. And Drake is not at all doing himself
any favors in the in the white man allegations. Right here,
the motherfucker open up family matters where he called his
mom and his mom was was talking about because you know,
Kendrick said, we don't want to he say nigga no more.
He called his mom and his mom was saying, you know,
maybe you shouldn't say that word, and he opens the
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song saying nigga, like that's some white boy shit, like
screw you, mom, I'm still gonna say nigga if I
want to, like white boy shit is out. Then he
has a bar in that shit where he says, you
rap like you're trying to free the slaves, which like,
you know, nasty as fuck like bro, and then Kendrick
just flipped that.
Speaker 1 (26:20):
See see the whole.
Speaker 3 (26:21):
Thing is this, Bro, you cannot lean into the whole
culture vulture, you know, being you know you not like it. Yeah,
you cannot lean into that in this battle because Kendrick
came back on that shit and was like, Bro, you're
proven my point. You are not like us because all
of us were slaves at one point. But you know
what you would have been. You would have been a
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motherfucking slave runner, just like you're doing it Atlanta. You
go to Atlanta and you exploit these dudes, because that
ain't you. You go to Atlanta and you and you
use future to get in the clubs, You use Little
Baby to get your lingo up, You use twenty one
Savage or street crab because you aren't us.
Speaker 1 (26:57):
It ain't in you, nasty bro. That was a nasty breakdown.
Speaker 4 (27:02):
Gee.
Speaker 1 (27:02):
Yeah, that's what he was talking about before when he
was like the the like the uh Drake stimulus package,
and I was like, Bro, she ain't. She don't come
across that way no more, bro, because we've seen it.
Where like he like milk people in order to get
his shit up, you know what I mean. He was
using folks and that's how it was coming across. So like, yeah, that,
I mean, he just spoke to what a lot of
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people were already thinking. But the receipts that are coming
out validating a lot of the shit that I hadn't
seen before. Were like, I'm like, nigga, what you feel me?
And I mean, we're just really seeing biggest verse the
best and how like everybody's talking about how big Drake
is and the numbers and that's why he's a got
(27:45):
Well he's getting fucking fried in a one on one
by the best. I don't want to hear this nigga
talking about goat no more. You feel me Like, fuck
all them numbers and all that shit. Gee, you're getting embarrassed,
You're getting circles wrapped around you by ay a real
goat out here. You feel what I'm saying so like dog.
(28:05):
And what's interesting too, is like you may go out
and his his his you know, concerts may be packed
and all that ship, but you've lost respect out at
every from from everybody that you that you would like
to respect you, g You feel me like, I don't
see who is really respecting him after this breakdown and
also how he responded leaning in to the culture vulture
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ship like the people within the game nigga or like
real niggas. You feel me that that that he's supposed
to that are in these arguments that people respect that
are saying like, no, this nigga, we've seen him get
fucking clown. You feel me by a by an actual
go out here giez. So I don't. I mean, he'll
still make money and all that, but I think what
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he wanted to be his legacy within rap has been
completely changed by this fucking battleg You feel me and
all these receipts that are coming out, like with him
going on the day with the white chick and talking
about like how so and so is ignorant? You know
what I mean? Like that's nasty, Like that's a that's
a nasty cold switch. That's a nasty cold switch. Well
you you were't dinner with a white chick, Like, oh,
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it's that's ignorant the way they.
Speaker 2 (29:12):
Yeah, I mean guys, that's around they say, like us, guys.
Speaker 1 (29:17):
This is what what you on album talking about, Like
this is who you are, like and you was clowning
that ship. Come on, bro, it's looking real. Wow Bro,
And honestly, nigga, I'm gonna I'm gonna keep it a
thousand bro. Like the pedophile ship nigga, Like that's nigga.
Let's let's take it out the booth man like.
Speaker 4 (29:37):
The pedophile ship is what, in my opinion, has I
don't think I don't think we're getting any more songs
out of this, cause that's where you know, like Vince
Staple's pointed out, I didn't love everything he said about
these guys are making money for the same record label
or whatever. That's where it was, like, I doubt we're
gonna see anything else out of this. Like I think
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the they're like, all right, that's enough from the corporate
interest is probably coming out because that's like and then
for his response to be I'm too famous to have
been getting away with it, Like have you been paying
attention to the.
Speaker 3 (30:10):
Latch Epstein, fucking Diddy, fucking Bill Cosby, you know, like.
Speaker 2 (30:17):
Mark Kelly, like the fuck And for one.
Speaker 3 (30:22):
I cannot believe that people are eating up that bullshit
that he tried to float on us about how he
purposely fed Kendrick some false information.
Speaker 2 (30:30):
You telling me.
Speaker 3 (30:33):
We purposely fed you the false information about my eleven
year old illi legitimate? Shall you telling me it was
your plan to make a to shoot like I said,
shoot a whole mini documentary for your video, have Kendrick
step on it ten minutes later and you not say anything.
You'd be like, yeah, he ran with it. He told
everyone I'm a pedophile and got a dead beat, and
he's and he stole the speaking from his fun right
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into my plans.
Speaker 2 (30:56):
Guys, get the fuck out of here.
Speaker 3 (30:57):
For one, if you really did eat that motherfucker some
false information, I know I would have gloated immediately if
he if he been on that ship, I would not
have did that little weak ass Instagram picture he did. Guys,
they're saying I got a a secret daughter.
Speaker 2 (31:12):
Can someone show it to me? I would not have
done that.
Speaker 3 (31:15):
I would not have you know, had academics put a
statement out saying if anyone can find my daughter, I.
Speaker 2 (31:19):
Will work for you.
Speaker 3 (31:21):
No, bro, I would be out here gloating like you
dumb motherfucker, you bit on it. I'm not buying that ship,
and I can't believe so many other motherfuckers are buying
for it. And he gets on that track and he's
telling Kendrick, you need to do some fact checking, you
need to get all your facts straight, and then he
says the shit about, oh, I know why you you
You're you're going so hard for being a pedophilese because
(31:41):
I listened to mother I sober and you got molested.
First of all, that's a shitty fucking angle to take,
you know, for one, Uh.
Speaker 4 (31:48):
But you attacked Kendrick. You could have attacked Kendrick for
not being harsh enough to cut off our kid like
there's you could have gone back at him like you
have a double standard or something.
Speaker 1 (31:57):
Not taking it when you were a child like nigga.
Speaker 2 (32:02):
The fuck Yeah, there was corny.
Speaker 1 (32:04):
That's foul, bro.
Speaker 2 (32:05):
It was corny, bro, and.
Speaker 1 (32:07):
That's something that's that's something a nigga that's not sensitive
to that type of shit, would say though you feel
what I'm saying, like not even realizing how nasty that
comes across. I motherfucker that's kissing a seventeen year old
on stage.
Speaker 4 (32:19):
You said John the last episode that Drake has always
tried to be everything to everyone, and that leaves you
in a compromised position when you get into a situation
like this, because Kendrick is not everything to everyone. He
is himself with limitations, but he is himself authentically from
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top to bottom. So you can make a joke about
top to bottom is only five foot seven, but like whatever,
But he's coming to you from an authentic place of
who he is, and everyone around him has seen him
be who he is his entire life, and you're coming
back and like you said, his clips of there's been
so many clips of nah of just him talking. That's like, oh,
(33:03):
so the whole thing is up front. And I think
we talked about this very early on in this beef.
But that was my perspective was I know people. I
know way more people like Kendrick than I know people
like Drake. And I'll tell you for a fucking fact,
he sees everything Drake does as an actor, and he
doesn't see anything he does as being an actor because
he's not putting on. So that was always gonna look
(33:26):
like raw meat to Kendrick and man what he's done
to him. Like, first of all, you said meet the Grant,
you talk about dark. That shit was dark, bro, Like
I listened to that. I went for a walk outside.
Speaker 7 (33:37):
Bro. I literally was like, let me.
Speaker 4 (33:41):
Walk around the block and clear my head of that.
And then he drops out like us, which they played
for during batting practice at Dodger Stadium today. Brow show,
Hey Otani, he's hitting bombs out of Dodger Stadium. Well,
the whole crowd is dancing.
Speaker 7 (33:56):
Just certify you, bro.
Speaker 1 (34:00):
That's that's kind of He.
Speaker 4 (34:02):
Got the song of the Summer talking about you a minor, Like,
I've never had an emotional reaction to a line in
a song like I had to that, Bro. I was
it was it was like I saw someone do a
three sixty dunk for the first time. Like I was
like shaking in my chair, like looking for someone to
grab And he held a note.
Speaker 7 (34:21):
For so long too.
Speaker 3 (34:24):
And then and then Drake tried to swing back with yeah,
and you know, try to fight that a minor bar. Yeah,
you got a B sharp And then all the music
there's like, sir, B sharp is not even a note
that even exists.
Speaker 2 (34:35):
And on this whole song you're talking about how you gotta.
Speaker 3 (34:37):
Do research and shit right, and bro, it's just And
then he had another white boy moment on that song
where he said, I was talking to my mother and
I was like, oh, fuck me, who the fuck says that?
Speaker 2 (34:48):
Bro?
Speaker 7 (34:50):
Who the fuck says ah? Fuck me?
Speaker 3 (34:53):
Like, come on, man, I told you that niggas a
Baldwin brother. Bro, that is Alec Baldwin.
Speaker 1 (34:59):
I'm saying that when I'm playing golf, fuck me, well.
Speaker 7 (35:06):
Play golf, because.
Speaker 3 (35:09):
Like I said, golf is you're just out there. You
have no one to blame but you. When you fuck
what's white?
Speaker 1 (35:14):
For sure, try to yeah fuck me.
Speaker 2 (35:17):
He said that during a rat beef though, man, nigga man.
He said that during a.
Speaker 3 (35:22):
Rat beef, said, oh fuck me, mom.
Speaker 4 (35:27):
I also love that Drake has twice tried to do
the thing that we all do when we're tired of
being in an argument. He's like, I'm gonna be on vacation.
You do whatever you want, Like I'm I'm done.
Speaker 2 (35:38):
Like songs.
Speaker 3 (35:40):
I will respond, take your ball and go home, nigga.
Speaker 2 (35:45):
Yeah, he and his ass spank.
Speaker 8 (35:47):
I put a pole in the chat who won the weekend,
Drake or Kendrick, and ninety one percent said Kendrick, and
two people in the chat said they voted by They voted.
Speaker 6 (35:55):
For Drake by accident. Also the chat ONTs to hear
your thoughts on bbl.
Speaker 2 (36:07):
Oh the bbl oh.
Speaker 3 (36:08):
Yeah, let's let's let's talk about how so much of
the ship Drake has talked has been flipped on him.
Like we we heard him talking and all that big ship,
all motherfucking tailor made my least favorite tractor, and this
be fuck that AI ship. Where he was where he
was talking to Kendrick, Yeah, and he was like he
was like, Yo, where you at? I know you hired,
I know you stressed in that in that New York
(36:30):
Apaul man, I need to hear quintup with trouble on
TDRE nigga. And then Kendrick came out and gave that
man three fucking songs in thirty hours.
Speaker 2 (36:40):
On his fucking headtop.
Speaker 1 (36:42):
You know what I'm saying.
Speaker 3 (36:43):
And then he comes out and heart six it says,
I know you got ten songs, man, just go ahead
and drop them, Bro, you can drop a hundred songs.
I'm just not gonna respond like Dog. And then he
told Metro go and do some drums, niggas, So what Metro, Dude, that.
Speaker 1 (36:55):
Was funny, And it was funny.
Speaker 3 (36:57):
Metro got on the motherfucking drums that motherfuckering me. I
saw someone say this is the first destrumental I've ever seen. Right,
the motherfucker turned it into a bro. He is being
turned into a fucking TikTok challenge, and that used to
be his lane. He was supposed to be the two
sy slide guy. You know what I'm saying, Like like,
we're seeing all the fucking tiktoks of different dancer teams
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getting spiced up with not like us. We've seen everyone
hopping on the Metro beating clown in that motherfucker's gonna
turn it to the joke when.
Speaker 4 (37:23):
You made a song that people can see walk to,
that people can dance to in the club and they
can play during batting practice of a Major League Baseball game. Dog,
you are in the zeitgeist. Talking shit like that is
a different level of I mean, I I've got the
ship on all day.
Speaker 1 (37:45):
I was walking down the street. I was I was
walking down Librea going to Stussy, walk down Lebrad and nigga,
A nigga pulled up in the car, so I got
the car. Nigga pulled up in the car. You're playing
the ship walking Stussy. They playing all of Kendrick's uh
distracts on replay.
Speaker 4 (38:04):
Bro.
Speaker 1 (38:04):
I mean, I'm in La obviously, but.
Speaker 4 (38:05):
Like tn T play the ship.
Speaker 1 (38:09):
They not like us was used on the Dodgers, use
it for the on Twitter, like you said, you know
what I'm saying, Like you point out, like Bro, it's everywhere.
This ship is crazy and.
Speaker 4 (38:20):
It's gonna be everywhere because that song is.
Speaker 1 (38:22):
He out Drake Drake Ken. It don't even Kendrick hasn't
made a song like that since damn. You know what
I mean. He don't even he don't even he'd be
on his R ship. He don't even trip about making
a hitter. He's like, funk, I'm gonna just go back
to it just so I'm like my range, Nigga, you
feel me like it's listen, Kendrick. Drake ain't fucking with
(38:43):
Kendrick in a single way. Zo There is nothing that
Drake's better at than Kendrick is. And we're seeing that.
You feel me, He's just like what your boy said,
I can't write all the time because I can't lie. Nigga.
Yeah this nigga, liar. You dropped my arm every other day,
(39:04):
you know, every six months. Nigga, you feeling.
Speaker 4 (39:08):
So personal feeling. I don't think we're going to get
any more music out of it. I think Kendrick one,
I think Drake has run the white flag up.
Speaker 1 (39:17):
I don't want to get any more music. Actually, honestly, Bro.
Speaker 4 (39:19):
I agree with you like I think it. Of course, Yeah,
but I would tell you there there was one thing
I know that was in the holster on the on
the West coast side that didn't get used that I love,
which is a uh tupac talking about mc hammer. Have
you heard that quote they asked of you know, mc
hammer sold ten million records. You know they're like ten
million people can't be wrong. And he say, crack fiends
(39:41):
bought ten million crack rocks.
Speaker 7 (39:44):
That doesn't mean crack is good.
Speaker 3 (39:47):
Funny funny story about that. They said, Hamma got with
Park after that shit, and there was a very very
amicable conversation from Tupac.
Speaker 1 (39:56):
Hammer used to hear he used to put hands on
a very It was a real one.
Speaker 2 (40:01):
Yeah, it the golden gloves, I think.
Speaker 1 (40:04):
Yeah, he'd be out here, Dancy and he jump on
that motherfucking stage and beat your whole last that's crazy.
Speaker 4 (40:09):
Yeah. What's funny is because Tupac, I mean Tupac's I
would never say anything bad about Tupac, but Hammer, the
images may be reversed there, you know what I mean.
Speaker 1 (40:19):
It's like the cool pants.
Speaker 4 (40:24):
People with cool pants could be affiliated to young brother.
Speaker 3 (40:30):
Y'all know he got the nickname Hammer because he was
a bat boy for the motherfucking Oakland A's And they
said he looked like Hank Aaron.
Speaker 2 (40:36):
And you can see that ship if you really look
at it. He's got that old Yeah, Hammer and Hank Aaron.
Speaker 4 (40:42):
The old the old face for sure. All Right, we
can't get out of here without doing dookie butt of
the week. I'm gonna go first in defense of me.
Do you see that tweet someone had up Lombardy, one
of the NFL guys had up talking about it's nasty
how many basketball courts is being turned into pickleball courts.
(41:03):
Y'all try y'all labeled me a misinformer, brother.
Speaker 1 (41:09):
I think that was me too, damn mis information, Mike.
I apologize.
Speaker 4 (41:17):
I may have been basing my information off of a
fake arnivalsh but.
Speaker 1 (41:23):
You know what I mean, it was right.
Speaker 4 (41:26):
Misinformant is right twice a day. Anyway, Tyler, your dookie
by the.
Speaker 2 (41:32):
Week, Yeah, my was gonna be DJ. I feel like
we've already addressed.
Speaker 4 (41:40):
Yeah, John your ducky butt of the week.
Speaker 1 (41:42):
I don't have a dookie, but y'all I completely forgot
because what happened with Tom Brady.
Speaker 4 (41:48):
Do you want to do Tom Brady as your ducky
butt of the week?
Speaker 1 (41:50):
Yeah, yeah, I do?
Speaker 7 (41:50):
You can?
Speaker 1 (41:51):
Can you can you do it for me?
Speaker 2 (41:52):
Though?
Speaker 1 (41:52):
Tom Brady, Tom Brady.
Speaker 4 (42:00):
Tom ready for for reasons I don't understand, agreed to
do a comedy roast, and I just like, if I'm
that rich bro, I don't need to sit up there
for an hour and let you make fun of me,
my wife cheating on me and ship like that. Yeah,
Nicki Glazer fried the funk out of him.
Speaker 7 (42:19):
Do you see that clip?
Speaker 1 (42:20):
Tyler? She said?
Speaker 4 (42:22):
You know they were talking about how his wife is
with her like jiu jitsu instructor or whatever, and she's
and she said something about, that's Tom's biggest regret since
telling Giselle she.
Speaker 7 (42:35):
Should try jiu jitsu, she said.
Speaker 4 (42:40):
She said, like, how does it feel to know that
he could whoop your ass while eating hers?
Speaker 1 (42:50):
What are you doing?
Speaker 4 (42:53):
I mean he was sat up there with it looked
like he just had more plastic surgery. He just had.
I mean he I think he handled everything pretty well.
I didn't watch the whole thing. I'm just seeing the
social media clips, but I just God blessed rose.
Speaker 1 (43:04):
Benefit of a roast? Like why, like why why?
Speaker 4 (43:06):
Why?
Speaker 1 (43:06):
What's the benefit of that? Like why why do they exist?
Speaker 2 (43:10):
Do you get paid to get so you can take
a joke? I guess, but I don't know, bro.
Speaker 1 (43:14):
Did he get paid for that ship?
Speaker 4 (43:16):
I'm sure that there's some like either to him or
his foundation or something like that, but like, he doesn't
need money.
Speaker 1 (43:22):
Bro, Like, I mean, they didn't get him though, what's
her name? Got him in the big crypto joint? Yeah,
that was one of.
Speaker 4 (43:33):
The other jokes Nikki Glazer said. She said, even gron
was like, she said, how did you She was like,
how did you funk that? One. I even Gronk was
like me, know that not real money.
Speaker 6 (43:53):
Guys watching It's worth the time?
Speaker 2 (43:57):
She was cooking right right?
Speaker 4 (44:00):
Was she she's a comedian. I've heard her on Conan
Ship and she had shel Yes, but she said that
she's had and this is not even anatomically correct, bro,
but she she says she's had sex so much that
her vagina looks like a hastily packed suitcase. That's what
she said.
Speaker 2 (44:19):
Let me let me do a little bit, bro. I
didn't see if I know, the face or something.
Speaker 1 (44:26):
Man, is it kk okay? Here we go. Yeah, yeah,
I never seen her.
Speaker 4 (44:30):
Like you like the whole You listen to the whole thing, Josh.
Speaker 8 (44:34):
Yeah, I watched the whole I watched the whole roast.
It was fucking hilarious. The whole thing was hilarious. Nias
is probably my favorite.
Speaker 4 (44:39):
Though. Was there context in there about why he was
doing it?
Speaker 6 (44:43):
No, just because he could?
Speaker 8 (44:46):
I respect was And then Belichick and Robert Kraft mean
up on stage, him and Heart kind of you know,
instigated that it was funny.
Speaker 4 (44:53):
It was.
Speaker 6 (44:54):
It was very funny.
Speaker 4 (44:54):
That's good. And I saw they were making I saw
someone got off a hand job joke about Robert Kraft.
Speaker 8 (45:01):
Yeah that was Jeff Ross and then breaking up to
the podium and said, cut that shit out.
Speaker 6 (45:05):
Yeah we almost had a Will Smith moment.
Speaker 2 (45:09):
I need to see that.
Speaker 1 (45:10):
Yeah yeah did did did Kevin Harty did he have
any he see? Okay, okay, okay. I've seen Kevin Hart
Like I'm not a big fan of like the comedy
he's had at like the last what five years, Like
his first ship was funny, you know what I mean?
But like I've seen him flaming niggas and he's funny
(45:32):
as fuck when he's flaming a nigga, you know what
I mean. He goes back to Philly with that ship.
You feel me? So when he would do.
Speaker 4 (45:38):
The Instagram videos about how stupid the rock was, that
ship was hilarious. I mean yeah, his height to be
on to be as big in comedy as he is,
he has to be able to fucking flame people. There's
probably since he was like four years old. Bro, Josh's
your dukie butt of the week.
Speaker 6 (45:55):
My doukie butt of the week is Trump Vip hopeful
Christy Nom. She in min in her book that she killed.
Speaker 4 (46:01):
A dog, She killed her own dog.
Speaker 8 (46:04):
She killed her own dog, which got people up in
you know, arms, for a great reason, and she tried
justifying doing that. And then she also lied in her
book that she met in jump Un, the dictator of
North Korea. So now she's going on to a press
tour and they're asking her questions about that.
Speaker 4 (46:21):
Why would you lie about meeting Kim Jong own?
Speaker 8 (46:23):
It makes no it makes no sense whatsoever. Then to
double down on the dog take, she says that it
might be time, or it might be possible, or it
might be necessary to put down Biden's dog at the
end of his term.
Speaker 4 (46:35):
So this lady's platform and she wants to kill dogs.
Speaker 6 (46:38):
I don't know what it is. I don't know what
their strategy is here. All I know is that she's
fucking crazy.
Speaker 1 (46:45):
How did he kill the dog? Like? How she killed
the dog? Did she like purposely kill the dog?
Speaker 6 (46:49):
Yes, she took the dog out back and killed it.
Speaker 1 (46:51):
Yes, with like like shot the dog.
Speaker 6 (46:54):
Shot the dog?
Speaker 2 (46:55):
Yes?
Speaker 1 (46:55):
For what reason?
Speaker 8 (46:57):
I guess she justified it that it was a harm
to her her children. I don't know why she came
to that conclusion. I don't know.
Speaker 1 (47:05):
And then she documented a lie that she met Kim
Jong U.
Speaker 2 (47:09):
Yeah. In her book, I'll tell you this much.
Speaker 3 (47:13):
If she want Commander to get out of here, tell
her run up on command of her damn South Commanda,
don't fuck around, Commander will bite that lady's fucking chin
off dog Commando.
Speaker 2 (47:23):
Wow, motherfucker.
Speaker 4 (47:26):
She says she killed her dog, Cricket, a fourteen month
old white haired pointer, after the dog had shown aggressive behavior.
I'll tell you one thing, bro, You'd be better off
committing most other crimes in this country than killing a dog.
You know, if they said she was bullying a gay kid,
or she'd been openly racist and said a slur like that,
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all of.
Speaker 1 (47:48):
That was you.
Speaker 4 (47:50):
You go a lot further in the Republican Party than
you killed a dog in your backyard because you didn't
like it. You killed a dog. They don't even let
Jason killed dogs and Friday the Thirteenth movies. Bro, they
don't even I mean that's a that's a fact. Like
they will not even really let you kill like well,
Michael Myers killed a dog. It happened off camera. He
killed seventy human beings in the movie. But they said
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if we show killed the dog a dog.
Speaker 7 (48:15):
Was Yeah, they won't even let.
Speaker 4 (48:23):
Movie slashers kill a dog, Bro, you're trying to be
the vice president, y'.
Speaker 2 (48:28):
I think Trum could get away with killing a dog.
Speaker 4 (48:32):
On camera or people finding out he.
Speaker 6 (48:34):
Did it, they justify it.
Speaker 1 (48:37):
I don't know, Bro would be a demon.
Speaker 4 (48:39):
People finding out he did it. Forty percent of the
country would just never believe that it happened, you know
what I mean. But if there's video, if he like
kicked a dog, like walking off an airplane and the
dog died, I don't think he would get over that, Bro,
I don't think.
Speaker 1 (48:55):
I don't think.
Speaker 6 (48:57):
That's what would bring him down.
Speaker 3 (49:01):
Who's gonna sacrifice there?
Speaker 1 (49:06):
There?
Speaker 4 (49:07):
Chat Bobby have a spare dog?
Speaker 2 (49:10):
Who's got a spare dog that they want to volunteer.
Speaker 1 (49:15):
For to get us out here? Nick, that.
Speaker 6 (49:19):
Ain't the dog split goodness?
Speaker 1 (49:23):
All right?
Speaker 4 (49:24):
I think that's all the time we got. We are
gonna be going live more this week. We will be live.
Let me give my little schedule up here. We're going
live on on Wednesday night, We're going live on Thursday night,
and we're going live on Sunday night, so you can
plan your week around that. We'll get to talk about
all the games. We can see all the games and
talk after them. But Wednesday, Thursday and Sunday night we'll
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be live after the last basketball game, and so put
that in the calendar.
Speaker 1 (49:50):
Uh.
Speaker 4 (49:50):
If you're listening to this on the podcast, you could
come hang out with us at YouTube dot com slash
at Jenkins and Jones. We love hearing from y'all in
the chat. We love hanging out late night. Always a
fun energy when we get to hang out out at
the end of the day. Uh and uh yeah, I said,
you know, you get the you get the best of
us when we're up late. That's that's all. It's one
forty in the morning, Tyler's time right now. This is
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when this is when he comes alive.
Speaker 7 (50:13):
This is this.
Speaker 2 (50:14):
Is what I live. I would die for this podcast.
Speaker 1 (50:18):
What time are you gonna go to bed, Bro.
Speaker 3 (50:20):
I don't know, probably about another hour, so I'll still
be off. I do not recommend the kids do not
live the life that I live.
Speaker 4 (50:30):
They couldn't if they wanted to, bro Bro.
Speaker 1 (50:33):
Honestly, I don't think they could. I think your body
just build it.
Speaker 4 (50:36):
I came home from a from covering a game at
like eleven o'clock last week, and I forget what we were
talking about. But I just texted y'all like, hell yeah,
I'm gonna celebrate with some late night pizza. Is like
eleven o'clock. And that was Tyler's response. He said, hell yeah,
my dog is living like a ninja turtle. But it
was he understood that eleven o'clock pizza. That's like lunch
for Tyler.
Speaker 1 (50:55):
Yeah, I'll be fighting sleep at six pm. You're different. Gee,
I'll be tired.
Speaker 4 (51:05):
That's why he's in. All right, that's all the time
we got, y'all. We'll be back, like I said on Wednesday, Thursday,
and Sunday. We'll see all that now.
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I'm sorry, Jackson. All right, let's talk about the Timberwolves
beating the absolute dog shit out of the Nuggets tonight.
I don't know what the fuck is going on in
my camera. Hold on, let's talk about Timberwolves reading the
absolute dog shit out of the Nuggets tonight. I don't
know what to say about this team that was their
season low in points allowed on the road in Game
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two against the defending NBA champions. This feels like old
school basketball. Baby. They beat the fuck This is why
I don't understand people who say defensive basketball is boring.
They beat the hell out of those boys in their gym.
You have fans channing Wolves in four. I was shocked
by the way these first two games win. And I
say that as someone who thought the Wolves was gonna
(03:33):
win the series. What did y'all think of tonight's game
and the way this series has started?
Speaker 3 (03:36):
Listen, Bro, people say defensive games are born. It's like
you just don't hate the team getting the ass beat
on the on the other end and out, because when
you when you have a TV who you want to
see get loved up, Like, you know, I want to
see the Nuggets, you know, take day lumps a bit.
Speaker 2 (03:49):
I ain't gonna lie. I'm a bit salty.
Speaker 3 (03:51):
So seeing this shit was like, oh look, bro, I
thoroughly enjoyed it. But these Tea Wolves are legit, man,
legit as hell. Like, you know, we came into this
postseason like, you know, they have to show something.
Speaker 2 (04:00):
We didn't think they were frauds or anything.
Speaker 3 (04:02):
We were like, you know, y'all are gonna have to
show us that you're ready to take the next step,
and they have fucking showed, you know, be exceeded expectations.
Here did that shit tonight without Rudy Gobert and Bro, like,
I don't know, shit spooky for the Nuggets. Right now,
you lose your first two at home, You're going to Minnesota,
you know for the next two.
Speaker 2 (04:19):
Bro Ah.
Speaker 1 (04:23):
At the end of the series, we all said, I
don't know, I think the Timberwolves could beat this Nuggets team.
They got a chance, right Yeah. It was four minutes
in the game two and Aunt was going crazy, But
that wasn't what really got me. It was when he
stood up Murray on a plane where Murray was trying
to get around him and he had nowhere to go,
no help was coming. It was just Aunt sitting on
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his ass and I'm like, and I texted the group chat,
you know what I'm saying. I was like, it's gonna
be a rough series and those have had their hands
for I had no idea it was gonna get to
this point. But like, when you have a defense that good,
that rushes everybody, there's no bad defenders, you know what
I'm saying. If there's a if there's a turnover, ant
can start the fucking break. Nas can start to break.
That's what we saw tonight where there was a turnover
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and anybody it went to pushing, putting pressure on the defense.
Den for look, fucking gas, it's look getting pressure on
both ends of the court and then like to to
have to be to be defended by somebody by this
team where there's not a bad defender, and then have
pressure put on you in the break and in sets
(05:27):
where like you have to try to stop ant. It's
looking like fucking MJ's. It's looking spooky, like you said,
And we talked about Wemby a lot like Wemby's up next.
We had said Wimby versus what's your boy name? It's
going to be the future the NBA. First check, Nah,
it's going through an g it's going through and I
think Wemby has Wemby has the ability for show. But
what we cannot ignore what we're seeing right now. It
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feels like a passing of the guard. It feels like
we are seeing who is going to be running the
league in the future playing right now ge and he
ain't scared of no fucking body. You know what I'm saying, Crazy.
Speaker 3 (06:00):
I'm gonna tell me who. I'm going to tell y'all
who impressed the shit out of me tonight, NACERI bro.
They left that man on the island with Yokis quite
a few times, and he held his own like that
kid was so impressive tonight. We laughed at that go
Beart trade. Granted Gobert didn't play to night, they didn't
need him. But Tim Connolly, you know, the GM of
the Wolves who built this Nuggets team when he you know,
(06:22):
mortgaged the Wolves whole fucking future for Gobert, he knew
the formula. He knew that you had to have a solid,
you know, defensive front court to get past the Nuggets. Right, So, like, bro,
like that trade just you know, we were saying this
though it was the worst trade NBA history, A couple
of seas bad. For a second, it was, It definitely was,
But Bro, I mean, Conley built the Nuggets and he
(06:44):
knows what it takes to beat the Nuggets, you know,
So so yeah, you know, having like I mean, and
we saw the same formula in the twenty twenty bubble
with the Lakers right where they had that three headed
monster that they do at Yolkic of Javail Dwight and Ad. Granted,
you know that Yolkic isn't today's. Today's Yokich just just
incredibly better. But that is the kind of formula where
where if you have a defensive, big who can hold
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his own one on one. He got another, you know,
seven footer playing free safety to help or to get
the rebound. You know, so Denver doesn't get second dance shots,
that's your best chance of being on this nugget squad.
Speaker 2 (07:15):
The formula.
Speaker 3 (07:15):
You know, Yogis has improved as a player, but the
formula still seems to be the same so far.
Speaker 4 (07:20):
What I would say about that trade, and I think
what we said and what Hanif said as a Wolves
fan was the only way it made sense is if
they had one hundred percent confidence that Anthony Edwards was
gonna arrive at twenty one or twenty two years old,
not twenty six or twenty seven years old. They bet
on their guy and they hit the fucking jackpot. Jesus,
(07:43):
he is an absolute monster. He's out here being compared
to Michael Jordan and doing saying he doesn't like it
and then doing an impression of Michael jas. He's doing
the like no, no, no, don't compare me to Michael Jordan, Like.
Speaker 3 (08:00):
Hey, that motherfucker moves like m J out there. I
know people think it's blast miss to compare anyone in MJ.
But that dunk he had on KD where he did
the whole you know, square your body and do that
one arm pump shit, that's m J dog like I
saw Mike when I saw that ship bruh.
Speaker 1 (08:14):
And that and that fade away, that fade away like,
you gotta look twice at that motherfucker. His fluidity. I mean,
even though this gets KCP at the end of the game,
that spin move like he has. K CP is a
great defender, you know what I'm saying. The small defender too.
You would think quicker feet.
Speaker 7 (08:32):
He's spun off k c P k c P.
Speaker 1 (08:34):
Do know what the fuck that nigga was at You
feel me like, it's it's it's beautiful to watch him
play g like and you can't look at him without
seeing MJ. Like, I know a lot of times it's like,
don't don't don't say it, don't say it. It's impossible
not to see you know what I mean, It's impossible.
You have you can't help but see it. It's it's
it's beautiful to see bro.
Speaker 2 (08:54):
I have seen, we have seen Scout, say, Deshaun Stevenson
was MJ.
Speaker 3 (08:58):
You know, so, so I think we need we might
need to up the anti a bit here and get
a little closer to reality. So I think we might
need to lean into the old, you know, comparison. And
he moves like mjro It's not a like he moves
like like bro Like. I think Paolo moves like bron
I'm not saying Pawlo's the level of player that Broun is,
you know what I'm saying a player can move like
a guy without being the caliber player he is.
Speaker 2 (09:19):
And that's and people need to kind of distinguish the two.
Speaker 4 (09:21):
But I also think there's nothing more exciting in sports
than what is happening with Anthony edwars right now, what
happened with Tyree Maxi, as well of watching someone become
a guy become the guy man. Like, if you're a
Sixers fan. I have a friend who's a diehard Sixers fan.
He feels fucking great right now, because when you have it,
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when Tyree Maxi turns into Tyreese Maxy all of a sudden,
a lot of roster moves make sense. If Anthony Edwards
is gonna score fucking forty points every time he walks
onto a playoff court, he's making every trade look like
a genius trade because it's got that dude in the
middle of it, Like, that's what's so exciting about this.
And I know we talk during the regular season about
the difference between regular season playoff basketball. This is what
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playoff basketball is about. You could do anything you want
from fucking October to April. It doesn't fucking matter. Compared
to six games playing the way Anthony Edwards is playing
to start the playoffs. They're six and zero, I mean,
and they and they're beating the fucking shit out of
people too, I.
Speaker 1 (10:20):
Mean two it's I mean, they're doing it in a
way that you always win. Make it hard on one
of them and for the other team, and then you
get easy shots on the other end. You know what
I'm saying, Like it's hard to it's hard to beat
what we need from the Nuggets. What the Nuggets need
to win is what we were expecting other Lakers, you know
what I'm saying, Where they have to play a nearly
(10:41):
perfect game to win because this team is so great defensively,
it's gonna be hard not to turn the ball over.
Then they get I mean, they got bucket getters on
the other end. You know what I'm saying. They're young,
so sometimes you know, it might might slow the offense
slows up a little bit, but they got bucket getters
on the other end. Bro, like this, It's it's gonna
be very difficult. You know, it was very different going
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into the series. It's gonna be extremely difficult to come
back from a old two. I don't see it happening.
Speaker 4 (11:08):
Did y'all see the quote from Jokic about when they
asked him after game one about what he needs to
do to contend with the front quart of the Timberwolves.
This is what the soon to be three time consecutive
MVP Best Player in the world said. He said what
he needed to do was quote, have a duplicate clone
of myself. That was after game one.
Speaker 7 (11:27):
That's what Joki said.
Speaker 3 (11:30):
You know where you know you know, you know that
they throw some shit at you that you can't really do,
not of it, you know, Doug, I mean three Minnesota's
kind of had Dimmer's number of all season, and.
Speaker 1 (11:41):
Then look at him in like the second quarter. They
look gassed like them boys, they running them boys out
the fucking gym. Bro, them niggas is getting cooked. It's crazy.
I never thought I'd see Dimmer getting I mean this
is a good basketball team, a serious basketball team, great players,
well coached, and the Nigga they are just out man. Bro.
Speaker 4 (12:00):
Yeah, yep, top to bottom at every position. And I
mean the Timberwolves, like, did the Nuggets make two consecutive
passes without a deflection the whole game?
Speaker 3 (12:09):
She?
Speaker 4 (12:10):
I mean they just like the way they played defense
is demoralizing. And you could see that the Nuggets are
demoralized at home in a fucking gym where they put
a banner.
Speaker 7 (12:18):
Up there to start the season. Bro.
Speaker 1 (12:22):
Chance for at the end of the game at the
free throw line. I know there's probably those are timber
Wolves fans, but that shit sounded loud as fuck.
Speaker 4 (12:30):
It's crazy. And we mentioned that they did all that
without the defensive player of the year tonight, who they
literally I mean, you know, he left for the birth
of his child, and I just tweeted like he's gonna
take the whole fm l A bro, like, you take
the next six weeks off, big dog. We don't need you,
Like if we go play some if we go play
in the Olympics, come on back for that. These FBA teams,
(12:51):
we're not stressed about it.
Speaker 1 (12:54):
I can't believe you said about the Timberwolves. Bro, do
you remember when Haneth we were asked about like, what
do we thought thinking we just gave him the hardest time.
We was clouding the fuck out the man. We owe
him an apology, Bro. We had no idea this team
is legit.
Speaker 4 (13:11):
He's got a couple of enjoyable Jenkins and Jones appearances
coming up.
Speaker 1 (13:14):
So if they beat the Nuggets, I think it's chip time. Bro.
Who's gonna stop from the Celtics turning the ball over
fifteen times? You know what I'm saying? From the two
best players, you know, Tatum and Jaylen BROWNO average seven
eight turnovers each? The fuck Like, I don't know, Bro.
Speaker 8 (13:34):
It reminds you of Dwayne Wade, to know six this
is whatever reminds me of this whole run with the
table Wolves. He coming out, I know where Dwayne Wade's
welcome party, all that good stuff. But in the chat
we got Phil he wants to know which Canadians having
the worst week, Drake or Jamal Murray.
Speaker 4 (13:52):
All due respect, I'm sure and we will get to
that for sure, but no one, it's no DJs in
Atlanta Channing certified pedophile about Jamal Bury Jesus Knicks up one.
Oh Josh, you're a huge Knicks fan. Uh did you
see what you wanted to see from this series? And
(14:13):
what's your confidence level on the Knicks advancing?
Speaker 6 (14:16):
I didn't see what I wanted to see.
Speaker 8 (14:17):
I was kind of worried about a let down go
into game one because the first round series with the
Sixers was so damn emotional that I was worried that
they would just come into this game thinking it would
be easy or just wouldn't get up for it. And
that's exactly what pretty much happened. But transparency, they won,
but they got bailed out by the rest.
Speaker 6 (14:32):
Let's be honest, that's.
Speaker 7 (14:37):
Front they did.
Speaker 8 (14:39):
They did win, and actually I think that's horrible for
Indiana because you can't beat the Knicks when they give
you their C minus D plus game. I don't know
how many times you're gonna beat them this series. So
I had the Knickson five going into this. I don't
know if it's like a cocky Nick fan thing, but
to me, I'm very confident that they get past the Pacers,
and if the Pacers can't beat them in this type.
Speaker 6 (14:56):
Of game, I don't know if they're going to beat
them four times?
Speaker 4 (15:00):
Who would it be the funniest to have beat the Celtics?
Speaker 2 (15:02):
Y'all?
Speaker 4 (15:04):
We know the Celtics can't win the title? Is it
the Wolves? Is it the Celtics getting to the finals
and then getting their fucking the windows slam shut on
them by a twenty two year old who plays for
the timber Wolves, Like would that be the funniest outcome?
Speaker 3 (15:17):
It might be the second most storied franchise in the
in the fucking league and spank by a team that
was started in nineteen eighty nine, Like that would be glorious.
Speaker 4 (15:25):
Owned by mister Chicken Wings has got them, So I mean,
it'd be fun.
Speaker 1 (15:32):
Shit, you know, I don't know about it be embarrassing,
but you know what I'm saying, it definitely be fun
for sure.
Speaker 4 (15:38):
Uh Cavs Celtics Game one tomorrow. I don't think Jackson
and the Celtics fans.
Speaker 2 (15:43):
Have the Celtics might be the funniest thing.
Speaker 4 (15:48):
I just don't find it plausible, Like I just don't
find it done. Like I can't put it on the
list of outcomes, you know what I mean? I did.
I did think the way the magic started Game seven
and by the way, the development of Palo. We talked
about Maxi and Ant's arrival, but Paolo Bianciro, Paolo Banchero
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had a similar coming out part of this playoffs. Like
the way they played the first half is why I
thought they might be able to, you know, put put
the Celtics in a little bit of a headlock. And
the way they played the second half is why they
would not have been able to do that. So the
Calves got through. Yeah, what do we think?
Speaker 1 (16:24):
Four games?
Speaker 4 (16:25):
Five games? What's your prediction for Celtics Calves?
Speaker 2 (16:27):
I get them five. I don't think is going to
play with their food that series.
Speaker 4 (16:34):
It will be interesting, though, because they have made a
habit of I mean, they did slam the door shut
on the heat obviously, but they have made a habit
with this core, like we talked about, like I think
they just got back to five hundred at home in
the playoffs with this core within the Tatum Brown era.
So it will be interesting to see if they can
make another, you know, play routine, back to back series.
I guess that's kind of the challenge because then that
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Knick series is not going to be routine. I can't
already can't wait for that ship MAVs Thunder Tomorrow prediction
very much looking forward to that series.
Speaker 3 (17:08):
Oh man, I'm I'm just very thoroughly impressed with the
MAVs after that series with the Clips, very thoroughly impressed.
And you know, I am impressed with with the with
Okac too. But you know, we kind of saw that
all season with Okay. See, we know that they're a
legit squad. You know, we had questions about them being
a young squad, but they handled their business first round,
swift the fuck out of the Pelicans, so they're legit too.
(17:29):
But I don't know, man, I think Dallas might pull
it out. Bro.
Speaker 2 (17:36):
I think Luke and might go crazy, I really do.
Speaker 9 (17:39):
I thought I thought Maxine six. I thought Luke would
go crazy for sure. They lost a big though, why well,
we'll see, we'll see. I still think they cook. I
think it's Massine six.
Speaker 4 (17:51):
I thought I was gonna be I thought I was
gonna have minority opinion over here, thinking that the MAVs
were going to beat the thunderb Okay for sure. We've
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that's our hoopity talk. Should we talk about rap music?
Speaker 2 (19:00):
Rappidy rap rap, rat oh Jesus.
Speaker 4 (19:02):
Now, first of all, if you don't pay me enough
respect in this conversation, I'm gonna call Princeton University on
both of you guys.
Speaker 1 (19:11):
Okay, so, hey, what happened? I missed that? What happened?
Speaker 2 (19:17):
Oh the fucking dj vladd, You ain't see that ship?
Speaker 1 (19:20):
No, I blocked him, like four years smart, smart, I
don't be fucking with none of these niggas.
Speaker 2 (19:26):
Don Yeah, Okay, so.
Speaker 1 (19:29):
I saw he say you'll enjoy that.
Speaker 7 (19:31):
You'll enjoy Tyler.
Speaker 3 (19:34):
So not like us drops. Dj Ladd says this needs
a better mix.
Speaker 1 (19:39):
I saw that part. I saw somebody.
Speaker 2 (19:41):
Yeah, and then and then.
Speaker 4 (19:45):
Uh, Princeton.
Speaker 2 (19:47):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (19:47):
Young lady was a professor at Princeton who happens to
be dark Child's niece.
Speaker 2 (19:52):
Dark child niece.
Speaker 3 (19:54):
To tweeted that man stay out of black folk business
because that some white people should say, oh, this needs
a better mix. Bro, it's a battle right now, and
that she does not need a better mix that ships
thumping as it is, dogging you out here worrying about
fucking decibel levels. And then he was like and then
he just fucking added Princeton like fucking six times.
Speaker 2 (20:13):
You this is how you talk to your students. This
is how you exclude your students.
Speaker 1 (20:17):
God, it's doubling down on that white ship.
Speaker 2 (20:19):
You can't not like us, bro, exactly that fact.
Speaker 3 (20:24):
And then the motherfucker Okay, so after he got dragged
by by Shorty from Princeton, the motherfucker decided to.
Speaker 2 (20:29):
Argue with Bomani about Prince, about Prince, what.
Speaker 7 (20:35):
Are we doing?
Speaker 1 (20:36):
So that's what Kevin was talking about Prince that video.
Speaker 4 (20:41):
Yeah, you really scowled this one catch video fucking killed me. Bro.
Speaker 1 (20:46):
Okay, so what about which Timani? Like, who's like a Prince?
His story? And Nigga if there is one, Like, what's
what do you say about Prince?
Speaker 2 (20:55):
He said?
Speaker 3 (20:56):
Mastering matters. Look at the streams on Apples of Kiss
verse if I was your girlfriend and kiss was one
of Prince's biggest fucking hiss. That shit was a global
number one and if I was your girlfriend, that's my
personal favorite Prince song. A lot of Prince fans that's
their personal favorite. And it's perfect. Bro, It is perfect.
It doesn't need to be remixed, remastered or whatever. It
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is a bit raw, but that's the beauty of it.
Everything doesn't need to be polished. Bro, there's beauty in
the rawness of sometimes in some music, and that's what
I love about it.
Speaker 2 (21:27):
If I was your girlfriend, so bro.
Speaker 4 (21:30):
Or like rap beat, like do you know what I mean? Like,
of course that's what biggest.
Speaker 1 (21:34):
Biggest song.
Speaker 2 (21:35):
And then Jay Smooth just bodied that man.
Speaker 3 (21:38):
He said, Dude, if I was your girlfriend is like
a top ten song in the most Prince fans. He said,
you are a tourist trying to tell locals about shit
with Google Maps right now, like, just body that man, Bomani.
Speaker 4 (21:54):
The funny thing was, I could see Bomani's facial expression
reading his tweets, and he looked exactly like Aunt would
look like if I walked up to him and said
I'll play you for a million dollars one on one.
Like he was just like, is this motherfucker talking to
me about Prince? Yeah? All right, well let's talk about
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the actual music. We they've how many songs have come
out since the last time we recorded, like three songs?
Speaker 2 (22:22):
Okay, so we got Kendrick's uh six sixteen in LA.
Speaker 4 (22:27):
Did we get we recorded after You for You came out?
Speaker 2 (22:30):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (22:30):
Yes, okay, so.
Speaker 2 (22:33):
Yeah, yeah we got six sixteen in LA. Family Matters Meet.
Speaker 3 (22:36):
The Grand not like us and Heart six. So we
had five fucking songs this week. And god damn, what
a battle this has been, bro, What a battle of
this has been. This might go down as the best
battle ever. It's been a fucking moment. Man.
Speaker 2 (22:51):
How do y'all have?
Speaker 4 (22:53):
What's yeah, what's the scorecard look like? What's the scorecard
look like?
Speaker 7 (22:58):
Fellas?
Speaker 3 (23:00):
Listen, bro That shit Kendrick pulled on Friday Night where
this motherfucker Drake he put together like a whole many.
Speaker 2 (23:09):
Documentary for family matters. He shot.
Speaker 3 (23:12):
He went and got a replica van of the Good
Kid Mad City van he actually got.
Speaker 2 (23:18):
You actually got the wrong motherfucking van.
Speaker 4 (23:20):
That shit.
Speaker 3 (23:21):
Yeah, he went and you know, did a production where
he took that to the junk yard and crushed it.
He recorded in La then flew to Toronto to eat
at the Chinese food spot that that Kendrick reference. That
was a nod to where Drake got robbed at and
went up in there and ate and you know, pulled
out Pharrell's juice because you know, Kendrick had that bar
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where he said, you know, I'm going to baffle Farrell
here basically, and and he.
Speaker 2 (23:45):
Put on a whole fucking mini documentary, and then ten minutes.
Speaker 1 (23:49):
Later that's his whole shit.
Speaker 3 (23:52):
And then ten minutes later Kendrick just dropped some cover
art on YouTube with the fat Albert collar shirt and killed, Oh,
it's throw over that shit, though, stepped all over that shit.
Never saw anything like that. Took the whole fucking momentum
out of that shit. Then the next day and and
for one, you know, meet the Graham's was dark, dark
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that shit. I have only listened to it like two
or three times. Bro was like, yeah, it is not
some shit that you're going to, you know, run back
to it and replay. But then the next day he
comes out with a fucking heater with DJ Mustard motherfucking
Not Like Us, which is the number one fucking single
in the country right now on streaming platforms. That shit
(24:37):
is a hit, and it's so motherfucking West Coast, and
and you know, like, like like we were talking before,
I love how the West Coast comes together whenever somebody
from the West is at war, Like you know, La
is a place where two blocks over that those ain't
those might not be the homies anymore. But when it's
some shit going down with somebody from outside the West's peoples.
So from the West, those motherfuckers fucking unite like some
(24:59):
mighty morphrom Power rangers, you know what I'm saying. And
DJ Mustard tweeted out some shit like I always have
my Cities back and the clip is fully loaded, you know.
So yeah, that was just an incredible moment. And what's
so incredible to me about not like us is that
is just like an audio thesis statement of Kendrick's whole
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argument with this dude. His whole argument has been, bro,
you are not us, you know. That was what he
was saying on Euphoria, That is what he was saying
on Meet the Grants. That's what he's saying on six
sixteen in LA He was like, yeah, you know, you're
the most popular rapper in the world.
Speaker 2 (25:37):
You got all these collass but you're not us man.
Speaker 3 (25:40):
You know. And Drake is not at all doing himself
any favors in the in the white man allegations. Right here,
the motherfucker open up family matters where he called his
mom and his mom was was talking about because you know,
Kendrick said, we don't want to he say nigga no more.
He called his mom and his mom was saying, you know,
maybe you shouldn't say that word, and he opens the
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song saying nigga, like that's some white boy shit, like
screw you, mom, I'm still gonna say nigga if I
want to, like white boy shit is out. Then he
has a bar in that shit where he says, you
rap like you're trying to free the slaves, which like,
you know, nasty as fuck like bro, and then Kendrick
just flipped that.
Speaker 1 (26:20):
See see the whole.
Speaker 3 (26:21):
Thing is this, Bro, you cannot lean into the whole
culture vulture, you know, being you know you not like it. Yeah,
you cannot lean into that in this battle because Kendrick
came back on that shit and was like, Bro, you're
proven my point. You are not like us because all
of us were slaves at one point. But you know
what you would have been. You would have been a
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motherfucking slave runner, just like you're doing it Atlanta. You
go to Atlanta and you exploit these dudes, because that
ain't you. You go to Atlanta and you and you
use future to get in the clubs, You use Little
Baby to get your lingo up, You use twenty one
Savage or street crab because you aren't us.
Speaker 1 (26:57):
It ain't in you, nasty bro. That was a nasty breakdown.
Speaker 4 (27:02):
Gee.
Speaker 1 (27:02):
Yeah, that's what he was talking about before when he
was like the the like the uh Drake stimulus package,
and I was like, Bro, she ain't. She don't come
across that way no more, bro, because we've seen it.
Where like he like milk people in order to get
his shit up, you know what I mean. He was
using folks and that's how it was coming across. So like, yeah, that,
I mean, he just spoke to what a lot of
(27:23):
people were already thinking. But the receipts that are coming
out validating a lot of the shit that I hadn't
seen before. Were like, I'm like, nigga, what you feel me?
And I mean, we're just really seeing biggest verse the
best and how like everybody's talking about how big Drake
is and the numbers and that's why he's a got
(27:45):
Well he's getting fucking fried in a one on one
by the best. I don't want to hear this nigga
talking about goat no more. You feel me Like, fuck
all them numbers and all that shit. Gee, you're getting embarrassed,
You're getting circles wrapped around you by ay a real
goat out here. You feel what I'm saying so like dog.
(28:05):
And what's interesting too, is like you may go out
and his his his you know, concerts may be packed
and all that ship, but you've lost respect out at
every from from everybody that you that you would like
to respect you, g You feel me like, I don't
see who is really respecting him after this breakdown and
also how he responded leaning in to the culture vulture
(28:28):
ship like the people within the game nigga or like
real niggas. You feel me that that that he's supposed
to that are in these arguments that people respect that
are saying like, no, this nigga, we've seen him get
fucking clown. You feel me by a by an actual
go out here giez. So I don't. I mean, he'll
still make money and all that, but I think what
(28:49):
he wanted to be his legacy within rap has been
completely changed by this fucking battleg You feel me and
all these receipts that are coming out, like with him
going on the day with the white chick and talking
about like how so and so is ignorant? You know
what I mean? Like that's nasty, Like that's a that's
a nasty cold switch. That's a nasty cold switch. Well
you you were't dinner with a white chick, Like, oh,
(29:11):
it's that's ignorant the way they.
Speaker 2 (29:12):
Yeah, I mean guys, that's around they say, like us, guys.
Speaker 1 (29:17):
This is what what you on album talking about, Like
this is who you are, like and you was clowning
that ship. Come on, bro, it's looking real. Wow Bro,
And honestly, nigga, I'm gonna I'm gonna keep it a
thousand bro. Like the pedophile ship nigga, Like that's nigga.
Let's let's take it out the booth man like.
Speaker 4 (29:37):
The pedophile ship is what, in my opinion, has I
don't think I don't think we're getting any more songs
out of this, cause that's where you know, like Vince
Staple's pointed out, I didn't love everything he said about
these guys are making money for the same record label
or whatever. That's where it was, like, I doubt we're
gonna see anything else out of this. Like I think
(29:57):
the they're like, all right, that's enough from the corporate
interest is probably coming out because that's like and then
for his response to be I'm too famous to have
been getting away with it, Like have you been paying
attention to the.
Speaker 3 (30:10):
Latch Epstein, fucking Diddy, fucking Bill Cosby, you know, like.
Speaker 2 (30:17):
Mark Kelly, like the fuck And for one.
Speaker 3 (30:22):
I cannot believe that people are eating up that bullshit
that he tried to float on us about how he
purposely fed Kendrick some false information.
Speaker 2 (30:30):
You telling me.
Speaker 3 (30:33):
We purposely fed you the false information about my eleven
year old illi legitimate? Shall you telling me it was
your plan to make a to shoot like I said,
shoot a whole mini documentary for your video, have Kendrick
step on it ten minutes later and you not say anything.
You'd be like, yeah, he ran with it. He told
everyone I'm a pedophile and got a dead beat, and
he's and he stole the speaking from his fun right
(30:55):
into my plans.
Speaker 2 (30:56):
Guys, get the fuck out of here.
Speaker 3 (30:57):
For one, if you really did eat that motherfucker some
false information, I know I would have gloated immediately if
he if he been on that ship, I would not
have did that little weak ass Instagram picture he did. Guys,
they're saying I got a a secret daughter.
Speaker 2 (31:12):
Can someone show it to me? I would not have
done that.
Speaker 3 (31:15):
I would not have you know, had academics put a
statement out saying if anyone can find my daughter, I.
Speaker 2 (31:19):
Will work for you.
Speaker 3 (31:21):
No, bro, I would be out here gloating like you
dumb motherfucker, you bit on it. I'm not buying that ship,
and I can't believe so many other motherfuckers are buying
for it. And he gets on that track and he's
telling Kendrick, you need to do some fact checking, you
need to get all your facts straight, and then he
says the shit about, oh, I know why you you
You're you're going so hard for being a pedophilese because
(31:41):
I listened to mother I sober and you got molested.
First of all, that's a shitty fucking angle to take,
you know, for one, Uh.
Speaker 4 (31:48):
But you attacked Kendrick. You could have attacked Kendrick for
not being harsh enough to cut off our kid like
there's you could have gone back at him like you
have a double standard or something.
Speaker 1 (31:57):
Not taking it when you were a child like nigga.
Speaker 2 (32:02):
The fuck Yeah, there was corny.
Speaker 1 (32:04):
That's foul, bro.
Speaker 2 (32:05):
It was corny, bro, and.
Speaker 1 (32:07):
That's something that's that's something a nigga that's not sensitive
to that type of shit, would say though you feel
what I'm saying, like not even realizing how nasty that
comes across. I motherfucker that's kissing a seventeen year old
on stage.
Speaker 4 (32:19):
You said John the last episode that Drake has always
tried to be everything to everyone, and that leaves you
in a compromised position when you get into a situation
like this, because Kendrick is not everything to everyone. He
is himself with limitations, but he is himself authentically from
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top to bottom. So you can make a joke about
top to bottom is only five foot seven, but like whatever,
But he's coming to you from an authentic place of
who he is, and everyone around him has seen him
be who he is his entire life, and you're coming
back and like you said, his clips of there's been
so many clips of nah of just him talking. That's like, oh,
(33:03):
so the whole thing is up front. And I think
we talked about this very early on in this beef.
But that was my perspective was I know people. I
know way more people like Kendrick than I know people
like Drake. And I'll tell you for a fucking fact,
he sees everything Drake does as an actor, and he
doesn't see anything he does as being an actor because
he's not putting on. So that was always gonna look
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like raw meat to Kendrick and man what he's done
to him. Like, first of all, you said meet the Grant,
you talk about dark. That shit was dark, bro, Like
I listened to that. I went for a walk outside.
Speaker 7 (33:37):
Bro. I literally was like, let me.
Speaker 4 (33:41):
Walk around the block and clear my head of that.
And then he drops out like us, which they played
for during batting practice at Dodger Stadium today. Brow show,
Hey Otani, he's hitting bombs out of Dodger Stadium. Well,
the whole crowd is dancing.
Speaker 7 (33:56):
Just certify you, bro.
Speaker 1 (34:00):
That's that's kind of He.
Speaker 4 (34:02):
Got the song of the Summer talking about you a minor, Like,
I've never had an emotional reaction to a line in
a song like I had to that, Bro. I was
it was it was like I saw someone do a
three sixty dunk for the first time. Like I was
like shaking in my chair, like looking for someone to
grab And he held a note.
Speaker 7 (34:21):
For so long too.
Speaker 3 (34:24):
And then and then Drake tried to swing back with yeah,
and you know, try to fight that a minor bar. Yeah,
you got a B sharp And then all the music
there's like, sir, B sharp is not even a note
that even exists.
Speaker 2 (34:35):
And on this whole song you're talking about how you gotta.
Speaker 3 (34:37):
Do research and shit right, and bro, it's just And
then he had another white boy moment on that song
where he said, I was talking to my mother and
I was like, oh, fuck me, who the fuck says that?
Speaker 2 (34:48):
Bro?
Speaker 7 (34:50):
Who the fuck says ah? Fuck me?
Speaker 3 (34:53):
Like, come on, man, I told you that niggas a
Baldwin brother. Bro, that is Alec Baldwin.
Speaker 1 (34:59):
I'm saying that when I'm playing golf, fuck me, well.
Speaker 7 (35:06):
Play golf, because.
Speaker 3 (35:09):
Like I said, golf is you're just out there. You
have no one to blame but you. When you fuck
what's white?
Speaker 1 (35:14):
For sure, try to yeah fuck me.
Speaker 2 (35:17):
He said that during a rat beef though, man, nigga man.
He said that during a.
Speaker 3 (35:22):
Rat beef, said, oh fuck me, mom.
Speaker 4 (35:27):
I also love that Drake has twice tried to do
the thing that we all do when we're tired of
being in an argument. He's like, I'm gonna be on vacation.
You do whatever you want, Like I'm I'm done.
Speaker 2 (35:38):
Like songs.
Speaker 3 (35:40):
I will respond, take your ball and go home, nigga.
Speaker 2 (35:45):
Yeah, he and his ass spank.
Speaker 8 (35:47):
I put a pole in the chat who won the weekend,
Drake or Kendrick, and ninety one percent said Kendrick, and
two people in the chat said they voted by They voted.
Speaker 6 (35:55):
For Drake by accident. Also the chat ONTs to hear
your thoughts on bbl.
Speaker 2 (36:07):
Oh the bbl oh.
Speaker 3 (36:08):
Yeah, let's let's let's talk about how so much of
the ship Drake has talked has been flipped on him.
Like we we heard him talking and all that big ship,
all motherfucking tailor made my least favorite tractor, and this
be fuck that AI ship. Where he was where he
was talking to Kendrick, Yeah, and he was like he
was like, Yo, where you at? I know you hired,
I know you stressed in that in that New York
(36:30):
Apaul man, I need to hear quintup with trouble on
TDRE nigga. And then Kendrick came out and gave that
man three fucking songs in thirty hours.
Speaker 2 (36:40):
On his fucking headtop.
Speaker 1 (36:42):
You know what I'm saying.
Speaker 3 (36:43):
And then he comes out and heart six it says,
I know you got ten songs, man, just go ahead
and drop them, Bro, you can drop a hundred songs.
I'm just not gonna respond like Dog. And then he
told Metro go and do some drums, niggas, So what Metro, Dude, that.
Speaker 1 (36:55):
Was funny, And it was funny.
Speaker 3 (36:57):
Metro got on the motherfucking drums that motherfuckering me. I
saw someone say this is the first destrumental I've ever seen. Right,
the motherfucker turned it into a bro. He is being
turned into a fucking TikTok challenge, and that used to
be his lane. He was supposed to be the two
sy slide guy. You know what I'm saying, Like like,
we're seeing all the fucking tiktoks of different dancer teams
(37:17):
getting spiced up with not like us. We've seen everyone
hopping on the Metro beating clown in that motherfucker's gonna
turn it to the joke when.
Speaker 4 (37:23):
You made a song that people can see walk to,
that people can dance to in the club and they
can play during batting practice of a Major League Baseball game. Dog,
you are in the zeitgeist. Talking shit like that is
a different level of I mean, I I've got the
ship on all day.
Speaker 1 (37:45):
I was walking down the street. I was I was
walking down Librea going to Stussy, walk down Lebrad and nigga,
A nigga pulled up in the car, so I got
the car. Nigga pulled up in the car. You're playing
the ship walking Stussy. They playing all of Kendrick's uh
distracts on replay.
Speaker 4 (38:04):
Bro.
Speaker 1 (38:04):
I mean, I'm in La obviously, but.
Speaker 4 (38:05):
Like tn T play the ship.
Speaker 1 (38:09):
They not like us was used on the Dodgers, use
it for the on Twitter, like you said, you know
what I'm saying, Like you point out, like Bro, it's everywhere.
This ship is crazy and.
Speaker 4 (38:20):
It's gonna be everywhere because that song is.
Speaker 1 (38:22):
He out Drake Drake Ken. It don't even Kendrick hasn't
made a song like that since damn. You know what
I mean. He don't even he don't even he'd be
on his R ship. He don't even trip about making
a hitter. He's like, funk, I'm gonna just go back
to it just so I'm like my range, Nigga, you
feel me like it's listen, Kendrick. Drake ain't fucking with
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Kendrick in a single way. Zo There is nothing that
Drake's better at than Kendrick is. And we're seeing that.
You feel me, He's just like what your boy said,
I can't write all the time because I can't lie. Nigga.
Yeah this nigga, liar. You dropped my arm every other day,
(39:04):
you know, every six months. Nigga, you feeling.
Speaker 4 (39:08):
So personal feeling. I don't think we're going to get
any more music out of it. I think Kendrick one,
I think Drake has run the white flag up.
Speaker 1 (39:17):
I don't want to get any more music. Actually, honestly, Bro.
Speaker 4 (39:19):
I agree with you like I think it. Of course, Yeah,
but I would tell you there there was one thing
I know that was in the holster on the on
the West coast side that didn't get used that I love,
which is a uh tupac talking about mc hammer. Have
you heard that quote they asked of you know, mc
hammer sold ten million records. You know they're like ten
million people can't be wrong. And he say, crack fiends
(39:41):
bought ten million crack rocks.
Speaker 7 (39:44):
That doesn't mean crack is good.
Speaker 3 (39:47):
Funny funny story about that. They said, Hamma got with
Park after that shit, and there was a very very
amicable conversation from Tupac.
Speaker 1 (39:56):
Hammer used to hear he used to put hands on
a very It was a real one.
Speaker 2 (40:01):
Yeah, it the golden gloves, I think.
Speaker 1 (40:04):
Yeah, he'd be out here, Dancy and he jump on
that motherfucking stage and beat your whole last that's crazy.
Speaker 4 (40:09):
Yeah. What's funny is because Tupac, I mean Tupac's I
would never say anything bad about Tupac, but Hammer, the
images may be reversed there, you know what I mean.
Speaker 1 (40:19):
It's like the cool pants.
Speaker 4 (40:24):
People with cool pants could be affiliated to young brother.
Speaker 3 (40:30):
Y'all know he got the nickname Hammer because he was
a bat boy for the motherfucking Oakland A's And they
said he looked like Hank Aaron.
Speaker 2 (40:36):
And you can see that ship if you really look
at it. He's got that old Yeah, Hammer and Hank Aaron.
Speaker 4 (40:42):
The old the old face for sure. All Right, we
can't get out of here without doing dookie butt of
the week. I'm gonna go first in defense of me.
Do you see that tweet someone had up Lombardy, one
of the NFL guys had up talking about it's nasty
how many basketball courts is being turned into pickleball courts.
(41:03):
Y'all try y'all labeled me a misinformer, brother.
Speaker 1 (41:09):
I think that was me too, damn mis information, Mike.
I apologize.
Speaker 4 (41:17):
I may have been basing my information off of a
fake arnivalsh but.
Speaker 1 (41:23):
You know what I mean, it was right.
Speaker 4 (41:26):
Misinformant is right twice a day. Anyway, Tyler, your dookie
by the.
Speaker 2 (41:32):
Week, Yeah, my was gonna be DJ. I feel like
we've already addressed.
Speaker 4 (41:40):
Yeah, John your ducky butt of the week.
Speaker 1 (41:42):
I don't have a dookie, but y'all I completely forgot
because what happened with Tom Brady.
Speaker 4 (41:48):
Do you want to do Tom Brady as your ducky
butt of the week?
Speaker 1 (41:50):
Yeah, yeah, I do?
Speaker 7 (41:50):
You can?
Speaker 1 (41:51):
Can you can you do it for me?
Speaker 2 (41:52):
Though?
Speaker 1 (41:52):
Tom Brady, Tom Brady.
Speaker 4 (42:00):
Tom ready for for reasons I don't understand, agreed to
do a comedy roast, and I just like, if I'm
that rich bro, I don't need to sit up there
for an hour and let you make fun of me,
my wife cheating on me and ship like that. Yeah,
Nicki Glazer fried the funk out of him.
Speaker 7 (42:19):
Do you see that clip?
Speaker 1 (42:20):
Tyler? She said?
Speaker 4 (42:22):
You know they were talking about how his wife is
with her like jiu jitsu instructor or whatever, and she's
and she said something about, that's Tom's biggest regret since
telling Giselle she.
Speaker 7 (42:35):
Should try jiu jitsu, she said.
Speaker 4 (42:40):
She said, like, how does it feel to know that
he could whoop your ass while eating hers?
Speaker 1 (42:50):
What are you doing?
Speaker 4 (42:53):
I mean he was sat up there with it looked
like he just had more plastic surgery. He just had.
I mean he I think he handled everything pretty well.
I didn't watch the whole thing. I'm just seeing the
social media clips, but I just God blessed rose.
Speaker 1 (43:04):
Benefit of a roast? Like why, like why why?
Speaker 4 (43:06):
Why?
Speaker 1 (43:06):
What's the benefit of that? Like why why do they exist?
Speaker 2 (43:10):
Do you get paid to get so you can take
a joke? I guess, but I don't know, bro.
Speaker 1 (43:14):
Did he get paid for that ship?
Speaker 4 (43:16):
I'm sure that there's some like either to him or
his foundation or something like that, but like, he doesn't
need money.
Speaker 1 (43:22):
Bro, Like, I mean, they didn't get him though, what's
her name? Got him in the big crypto joint? Yeah,
that was one of.
Speaker 4 (43:33):
The other jokes Nikki Glazer said. She said, even gron
was like, she said, how did you She was like,
how did you funk that? One. I even Gronk was
like me, know that not real money.
Speaker 6 (43:53):
Guys watching It's worth the time?
Speaker 2 (43:57):
She was cooking right right?
Speaker 4 (44:00):
Was she she's a comedian. I've heard her on Conan
Ship and she had shel Yes, but she said that
she's had and this is not even anatomically correct, bro,
but she she says she's had sex so much that
her vagina looks like a hastily packed suitcase. That's what
she said.
Speaker 2 (44:19):
Let me let me do a little bit, bro. I
didn't see if I know, the face or something.
Speaker 1 (44:26):
Man, is it kk okay? Here we go. Yeah, yeah,
I never seen her.
Speaker 4 (44:30):
Like you like the whole You listen to the whole thing, Josh.
Speaker 8 (44:34):
Yeah, I watched the whole I watched the whole roast.
It was fucking hilarious. The whole thing was hilarious. Nias
is probably my favorite.
Speaker 4 (44:39):
Though. Was there context in there about why he was
doing it?
Speaker 6 (44:43):
No, just because he could?
Speaker 8 (44:46):
I respect was And then Belichick and Robert Kraft mean
up on stage, him and Heart kind of you know,
instigated that it was funny.
Speaker 4 (44:53):
It was.
Speaker 6 (44:54):
It was very funny.
Speaker 4 (44:54):
That's good. And I saw they were making I saw
someone got off a hand job joke about Robert Kraft.
Speaker 8 (45:01):
Yeah that was Jeff Ross and then breaking up to
the podium and said, cut that shit out.
Speaker 6 (45:05):
Yeah we almost had a Will Smith moment.
Speaker 2 (45:09):
I need to see that.
Speaker 1 (45:10):
Yeah yeah did did did Kevin Harty did he have
any he see? Okay, okay, okay. I've seen Kevin Hart
Like I'm not a big fan of like the comedy
he's had at like the last what five years, Like
his first ship was funny, you know what I mean?
But like I've seen him flaming niggas and he's funny
(45:32):
as fuck when he's flaming a nigga, you know what
I mean. He goes back to Philly with that ship.
You feel me? So when he would do.
Speaker 4 (45:38):
The Instagram videos about how stupid the rock was, that
ship was hilarious. I mean yeah, his height to be
on to be as big in comedy as he is,
he has to be able to fucking flame people. There's
probably since he was like four years old. Bro, Josh's
your dukie butt of the week.
Speaker 6 (45:55):
My doukie butt of the week is Trump Vip hopeful
Christy Nom. She in min in her book that she killed.
Speaker 4 (46:01):
A dog, She killed her own dog.
Speaker 8 (46:04):
She killed her own dog, which got people up in
you know, arms, for a great reason, and she tried
justifying doing that. And then she also lied in her
book that she met in jump Un, the dictator of
North Korea. So now she's going on to a press
tour and they're asking her questions about that.
Speaker 4 (46:21):
Why would you lie about meeting Kim Jong own?
Speaker 8 (46:23):
It makes no it makes no sense whatsoever. Then to
double down on the dog take, she says that it
might be time, or it might be possible, or it
might be necessary to put down Biden's dog at the
end of his term.
Speaker 4 (46:35):
So this lady's platform and she wants to kill dogs.
Speaker 6 (46:38):
I don't know what it is. I don't know what
their strategy is here. All I know is that she's
fucking crazy.
Speaker 1 (46:45):
How did he kill the dog? Like? How she killed
the dog? Did she like purposely kill the dog?
Speaker 6 (46:49):
Yes, she took the dog out back and killed it.
Speaker 1 (46:51):
Yes, with like like shot the dog.
Speaker 6 (46:54):
Shot the dog?
Speaker 2 (46:55):
Yes?
Speaker 1 (46:55):
For what reason?
Speaker 8 (46:57):
I guess she justified it that it was a harm
to her her children. I don't know why she came
to that conclusion. I don't know.
Speaker 1 (47:05):
And then she documented a lie that she met Kim
Jong U.
Speaker 2 (47:09):
Yeah. In her book, I'll tell you this much.
Speaker 3 (47:13):
If she want Commander to get out of here, tell
her run up on command of her damn South Commanda,
don't fuck around, Commander will bite that lady's fucking chin
off dog Commando.
Speaker 2 (47:23):
Wow, motherfucker.
Speaker 4 (47:26):
She says she killed her dog, Cricket, a fourteen month
old white haired pointer, after the dog had shown aggressive behavior.
I'll tell you one thing, bro, You'd be better off
committing most other crimes in this country than killing a dog.
You know, if they said she was bullying a gay kid,
or she'd been openly racist and said a slur like that,
(47:48):
all of.
Speaker 1 (47:48):
That was you.
Speaker 4 (47:50):
You go a lot further in the Republican Party than
you killed a dog in your backyard because you didn't
like it. You killed a dog. They don't even let
Jason killed dogs and Friday the Thirteenth movies. Bro, they
don't even I mean that's a that's a fact. Like
they will not even really let you kill like well,
Michael Myers killed a dog. It happened off camera. He
killed seventy human beings in the movie. But they said
(48:13):
if we show killed the dog a dog.
Speaker 7 (48:15):
Was Yeah, they won't even let.
Speaker 4 (48:23):
Movie slashers kill a dog, Bro, you're trying to be
the vice president, y'.
Speaker 2 (48:28):
I think Trum could get away with killing a dog.
Speaker 4 (48:32):
On camera or people finding out he.
Speaker 6 (48:34):
Did it, they justify it.
Speaker 1 (48:37):
I don't know, Bro would be a demon.
Speaker 4 (48:39):
People finding out he did it. Forty percent of the
country would just never believe that it happened, you know
what I mean. But if there's video, if he like
kicked a dog, like walking off an airplane and the
dog died, I don't think he would get over that, Bro,
I don't think.
Speaker 1 (48:55):
I don't think.
Speaker 6 (48:57):
That's what would bring him down.
Speaker 3 (49:01):
Who's gonna sacrifice there?
Speaker 1 (49:06):
There?
Speaker 4 (49:07):
Chat Bobby have a spare dog?
Speaker 2 (49:10):
Who's got a spare dog that they want to volunteer.
Speaker 1 (49:15):
For to get us out here? Nick, that.
Speaker 6 (49:19):
Ain't the dog split goodness?
Speaker 1 (49:23):
All right?
Speaker 4 (49:24):
I think that's all the time we got. We are
gonna be going live more this week. We will be live.
Let me give my little schedule up here. We're going
live on on Wednesday night, We're going live on Thursday night,
and we're going live on Sunday night, so you can
plan your week around that. We'll get to talk about
all the games. We can see all the games and
talk after them. But Wednesday, Thursday and Sunday night we'll
(49:46):
be live after the last basketball game, and so put
that in the calendar.
Speaker 1 (49:50):
Uh.
Speaker 4 (49:50):
If you're listening to this on the podcast, you could
come hang out with us at YouTube dot com slash
at Jenkins and Jones. We love hearing from y'all in
the chat. We love hanging out late night. Always a
fun energy when we get to hang out out at
the end of the day. Uh and uh yeah, I said,
you know, you get the you get the best of
us when we're up late. That's that's all. It's one
forty in the morning, Tyler's time right now. This is
(50:11):
when this is when he comes alive.
Speaker 7 (50:13):
This is this.
Speaker 2 (50:14):
Is what I live. I would die for this podcast.
Speaker 1 (50:18):
What time are you gonna go to bed, Bro.
Speaker 3 (50:20):
I don't know, probably about another hour, so I'll still
be off. I do not recommend the kids do not
live the life that I live.
Speaker 4 (50:30):
They couldn't if they wanted to, bro Bro.
Speaker 1 (50:33):
Honestly, I don't think they could. I think your body
just build it.
Speaker 4 (50:36):
I came home from a from covering a game at
like eleven o'clock last week, and I forget what we were
talking about. But I just texted y'all like, hell yeah,
I'm gonna celebrate with some late night pizza. Is like
eleven o'clock. And that was Tyler's response. He said, hell yeah,
my dog is living like a ninja turtle. But it
was he understood that eleven o'clock pizza. That's like lunch
for Tyler.
Speaker 1 (50:55):
Yeah, I'll be fighting sleep at six pm. You're different. Gee,
I'll be tired.
Speaker 4 (51:05):
That's why he's in. All right, that's all the time
we got, y'all. We'll be back, like I said on Wednesday, Thursday,
and Sunday. We'll see all that now.
Speaker 1 (51:12):
Bye, heyeie. The volume
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