December 13, 2024 • 48 mins
Friday (pt 1 of 2): On today’s Late Riser’s Podcast, it’s another Football Friday!.. - We’ve got Mark Packer’s report on Southern Fried Football from the College Football scene - and later on we’ll turn to Tom Sorensen for a recap on the past week’s action in the NFL - plus his picks for the games this week.. - Dr. Elmo performs an impromptu version of “John Boy Got Run Over By A Reindeer”.. - Jackie gets cold outside with Ike Turner.. - The Not Ready for Drive Time Players take to the stage for “The Cheeky Monkey” for today’s Playhouse…
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Good morning, and you got the Big Show on the radio.
Speaker 2 (00:02):
More chances for you to win coming up after your news,
weather and sports.
Speaker 3 (00:07):
Good morning, Thiscious Connery, Sean Connery. And you might think
that I'm just another sophisticated yet rugged Scottish movie star,
and you'd be right. What's my secret? The truth is
I can't stop my day without listening to The Big
Show with John Boy and Billy crush Me. They're a
lot funnier than Doctor Noan blofeld Oh.
Speaker 1 (01:07):
I am a little Peanuts.
Speaker 2 (01:10):
Christmas kids man, and then they got to grow up.
Speaker 1 (01:15):
Peanuts. Hey, Peanuts.
Speaker 4 (01:20):
Isn't there anyone Christmas.
Speaker 2 (01:26):
My Daynay dragging, Bye bye body.
Speaker 1 (01:32):
It's pretty good man.
Speaker 2 (01:34):
A football Friday, we get to kick off here December
to thirteenth Friday, the thirteenth, we worried about it.
Speaker 1 (01:42):
It's Taylor Swift's lucky number. Take birthday. Is her birthday.
We'll celebrate later.
Speaker 2 (01:48):
Okay, okay, all right, and we'll get to the tight
ends as well.
Speaker 4 (01:55):
We're never ever ever getting back together.
Speaker 2 (01:59):
First, you want to say happy birthday to the National
Guard and many Big Show listeners. Members of the National Guard,
a component of the United States Army primarily composed of
citizen soldiers who hold down full time civilian jobs, attend
school or its is often a case both at the
same time. They're available to provide support and protection for
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the state civilians or to be called from military operations
for the country. And we've seen them in action right quick,
right close here in western North Carolina, down in South
Carolina and Georgia with Urri Kanealeen.
Speaker 5 (02:33):
That's one of the branches of the military. You never
know are there until you need them, and boy are
there in the mass.
Speaker 1 (02:39):
Good work.
Speaker 2 (02:40):
So despite somebody in the National Guard today, do something
nice for when pick up a tab there. Happy birthday
National Guard a day. We got three dates in this
received up. We've got the first prize by account we're
gonna get to win and begin it Big shows on
the radio.
Speaker 1 (02:58):
Morning, Big shows on the radio. Give me a little music, then.
Speaker 2 (03:02):
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this Friday the thirteenth.
Speaker 4 (03:08):
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it this music.
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Speaker 1 (03:49):
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Speaker 7 (03:52):
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well we're going with. Nineteen twenty eight, the clip on
tie was introduced. Recognize nineteen ninety eight of Belgian horticulturalists
introduce a skirt made of living grass. You just had
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mother talking about trimmers and blowers and red.
Speaker 1 (04:21):
Box honey, Can I borrow your trimmer skirt? Finally, no one.
Speaker 2 (04:32):
Illegal loggers avded the rest by getting their wives to
strip naked and distract officials while they escape with valuable
hard woods.
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So to speak, look.
Speaker 4 (04:45):
Over here, not at the heart, look over here, look
over here.
Speaker 1 (04:51):
Well, clothes on it?
Speaker 2 (04:56):
Oh well, there's that three kind of gores one ain't
hundred big shows you told free line.
Speaker 1 (05:02):
We play out burst next.
Speaker 2 (05:31):
Good morning, this is a big show on the radio
for your Friday.
Speaker 1 (05:35):
Today's feature track for the Big Show.
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Bid Box Officer Donnie Presley sings silver Ba ba bells,
drinky words, silver bells with the bid Box at the
Big Show.
Speaker 7 (05:49):
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Speaker 8 (05:54):
Uppers. Let's play uppers.
Speaker 9 (05:56):
It's the game that anyone can win.
Speaker 3 (06:00):
John Boy Billy to give the prizes from the Big.
Speaker 9 (06:04):
Prize Pa, Let's go contested number one.
Speaker 10 (06:09):
This should be a lot of fun when you're playing uppers.
Speaker 9 (06:14):
Have a hurry up and guess time you love the
best time? You love a big shots.
Speaker 2 (06:21):
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Speaker 8 (06:27):
We have shots.
Speaker 1 (06:35):
Good morning Anthony, Good morning, Hello Boddy, welcome in here.
Speaker 2 (06:41):
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and get you at Redmax prize back you ready to go,
Ready to go? Five seconds? Give us three places you
wear a tie?
Speaker 1 (06:52):
Ready to go?
Speaker 7 (06:55):
Turk work waiting?
Speaker 2 (06:57):
Oh my now, Anthony, three kinds of skirts?
Speaker 1 (07:02):
Ready go? Many pleaded in a skirt?
Speaker 11 (07:10):
All right?
Speaker 1 (07:10):
No tickling me?
Speaker 2 (07:12):
Sounds like that, Anthony for the wind, three kinds of hardwood, ready,
go oak and walnut, last figa.
Speaker 1 (07:30):
You know, Anthony Prize back heading down the Biloxi for you,
my man. All right, boy, hang on down around Biloxi.
Speaker 2 (07:42):
Frenigars are dancing and uh say, I'm sorry. I can't
talk to anybody from Biloxi without singing the Biloxi's home
from Buffett.
Speaker 1 (07:52):
You know, and they appreciate it.
Speaker 2 (07:56):
Around Maloxy man, Okay, I'm having fun.
Speaker 8 (08:02):
Oh.
Speaker 1 (08:03):
Doctor Elmo was.
Speaker 2 (08:04):
Gonna get this party going on the other side. Good morning,
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and that's a big show on the radio. Yeah, we
got a bunch of Christmas classics and we can requests,
so agreed to play it on some of these just
once this whole they season. Here's one of them, when
Doctor Elmo was in the Big Show studios singing his
classic Christmas hit, I'm gonna change it up a little bit.
Speaker 1 (09:00):
Then you do a video of us.
Speaker 5 (09:03):
I hope the one you're getting ready to play is
the remix I did with the He had done it
acoustically in the studio, and I went back and remastered
it with the actual soundtrack.
Speaker 1 (09:12):
All right, well that's the way you are.
Speaker 2 (09:16):
This all thelasue yes, Oh well, here you go one
more time, doctor Helmo.
Speaker 12 (09:26):
John Boy got run over by a reindeer and walking
home from our house Christmas Eve. You can say there's
no such thing as Santa, but that's for me. In La,
he'd been drinking too much egg now and we begged
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him not to go, but he forgot his medication and
he staggered out the door.
Speaker 1 (09:59):
And when we found him.
Speaker 9 (10:03):
Christmas morning.
Speaker 12 (10:07):
At the scene of the attack, he had hoofprints on
his forehead and incriminaties and balls mars on his foot.
John Boy got run over by ranger walking home.
Speaker 1 (10:24):
From our house Christmas Eve. You can say there's no
such thing.
Speaker 12 (10:30):
As Santa, but as for me and Billy, we believe.
Speaker 1 (10:37):
Now we're all.
Speaker 12 (10:38):
Soap out of Billy, he's been making this so well
see him in there watching football, drinking beer and making
moves on cousin.
Speaker 9 (10:52):
Now is that Christmas?
Speaker 6 (10:56):
Without John Boy?
Speaker 1 (10:59):
All the families rest in blind.
Speaker 12 (11:03):
And we just can't help. But wonder should we open
up his gifts or send them back and the back?
John Boy got over by radier walking home from our
house fitnessy.
Speaker 1 (11:20):
You can say they don't such.
Speaker 12 (11:22):
Hang a Santa, but as for me and Billy.
Speaker 13 (11:26):
We believe.
Speaker 12 (11:30):
Now the goose is on the table, and the eggnog
freely flows, and the blue and silver candles that would
just have matched the hairs in John Boy's nose. I've
warned all my friends and neighbors better watch out for yourselves.
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They should never give a license to you man who
drives a sleigh in vondles Elves. John Boy got run
over by rainder walking home from our house Christmas Eve.
You can say there's no such thing as Santa, but
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that's for me, n Vla. We believe John Boy God
run over by a rainder walking home from our houses Christmas.
You can say there's no such thing as Santa, but
that's for me, n Bella believe.
Speaker 11 (12:44):
Our Christmas good morning.
Speaker 2 (13:11):
That's make showing the radio. Yeah, about twenty minutes. It's
one of my most request in Christmas songs Jackie and
Ike Baby. It's cold outside, And I said, who's on
the desk over Red Hot Talent?
Speaker 6 (13:26):
I mean, hello, Red Hot Town Incorporated?
Speaker 1 (13:29):
Is this mister Pasto? No, this is John Morbilla here.
Speaker 6 (13:33):
Hey, congratulations on your big award deal. Huh. All those
sit ups really did the trick?
Speaker 12 (13:40):
Are you.
Speaker 6 (13:41):
You guys are rocking some serious, amazing six pack abs.
Speaker 1 (13:46):
What in the world are you talking about?
Speaker 6 (13:49):
Racing me an email? You just got into the North
Carolina AB Hall of Fame.
Speaker 1 (13:54):
That's sound.
Speaker 2 (13:55):
It's the NCAB Hall of Fame that sends for North
Carolina Association of Broadcasters.
Speaker 6 (14:01):
Oh so it's for broadcasting. Yeah, well that makes a
whole lot more sense.
Speaker 1 (14:07):
Good thing when cleared up for you is Murray An.
Speaker 6 (14:10):
Almost always on page Moray Jumbo.
Speaker 14 (14:22):
Oh please be read with you, Jem love you minute
by babe. North Carolina Broadcasting Hall of Fame.
Speaker 2 (14:31):
Congratulations, Thanks, that was a pretty cool moment.
Speaker 14 (14:35):
I knew you'd get in, especially after they loosened the
eligibility requirements about five years ago. Once they dropped that
jazz about significant contributions to the broadcasting industry, it was
just a matter of time.
Speaker 1 (14:49):
Thanks, I think and on behalf of all of.
Speaker 14 (14:52):
Us at Red Hot Talent. Okay, on behalf of both
of us at Red Hot Talent. I just want to say,
we are really going to miss you. You are why
because you're you know, retiring what?
Speaker 1 (15:05):
No, no, No, We're not really.
Speaker 14 (15:08):
Are you sure?
Speaker 6 (15:09):
Well?
Speaker 14 (15:11):
I just assumed you had to be retired to get
in the Hall of Fame. I mean, that's how it works.
In the Baseball Hall of Fame, you're not even eligible
to you hang up your spike.
Speaker 1 (15:18):
Yeah, well, let's ain't the Baseball Hall of Fame.
Speaker 14 (15:21):
I tell you what, I'll have steal call them and
double check.
Speaker 1 (15:24):
We don't need to double check. Trust me.
Speaker 2 (15:26):
You don't have to be retired to get into broadcasting
Hall of Fame.
Speaker 14 (15:30):
Well, okay, if you're sure, but you can understand my confusion, right,
I mean, and literally every other Hall of Fame, You've
got to be out of the game for at least
a year. I mean, hey, is it possible that they
think you're already retired?
Speaker 1 (15:47):
They know we're not retired because you.
Speaker 14 (15:49):
Know, generally speaking, a Hall of Fame award is like
a feign farewell to an act as they ride off
into the sunset.
Speaker 1 (15:56):
Yeah, well, we're not riding off into the sunset.
Speaker 14 (15:59):
Although sometimes it's a salute to bravery and courage when
you've been diagnosed with some loathsome incurable health problem, like
oh no, that's not it, is it?
Speaker 15 (16:09):
No?
Speaker 1 (16:09):
No, no, no, we're not dying.
Speaker 14 (16:10):
Either, good good, good, So is it possible this is
just some kind of mix up. I mean, maybe they
meant to give the award to the first Jimbo and
Bobby Woo. You know, the original guys from back in
the eighties.
Speaker 1 (16:24):
We are the original guys from back in the eighties.
Speaker 14 (16:27):
You're right. I got a picture of them in the
office right now. I'm looking at it, the original Jimbo
and Bobby. We're a rugged he man type and peak
physical condition and a baby face charmer with a dark,
full head of.
Speaker 1 (16:39):
Hair, Y Murray, that's us.
Speaker 14 (16:41):
Really wow. You know, you guys have not aged well,
but you're already in the Hall of Fame, so I
guess we don't have to worry about you doing some
druly rambling speech at the awards banquet. Now. I haven't
seen the tape of your speech yet, but I am
giving you the benefit of doubt.
Speaker 1 (16:56):
It went fine, and thanks for pumping all the sunshine up.
Speaker 14 (17:00):
Mm. You know I'm glad you said that. I'm gonna
have Seals schedule you guys for a colonoscopy just to
be on the.
Speaker 1 (17:06):
Safe a work five.
Speaker 16 (17:09):
See.
Speaker 14 (17:10):
This is what I love about you, guys. No matter
how bad things get, you stay positive, so brave, so courageous.
No wonder they let you're in the Hall of Fame.
Hey bad, Let's do the lunch thing later. Have you
a machine called my machine? And get my luck to Bobby?
That's Billy him two and Jimbo?
Speaker 6 (17:26):
Why call me?
Speaker 1 (17:30):
Good morning? And you got the Big Show on a radio.
Speaker 2 (17:33):
More chances for you to win coming up after your news,
weather and sports.
Speaker 1 (17:37):
Oh oh, I didn't know. I didn't see you there.
Speaker 17 (17:41):
This is Professor Melvin handed Day, head of ah oh,
head of Big Show Science in History division. And you're
listening to two boys who are destined to be history
don Boy and Benny on the Big Show.
Speaker 4 (17:57):
Yo.
Speaker 17 (17:58):
When I say they'll be, I didn't need pie and
make it, I simply meant that they.
Speaker 1 (18:05):
What did I need?
Speaker 2 (18:41):
Good Morning? Big Show is on the radio. It is
Friday and towards Christmas time. Oh no, we don't want
to work buying on a drum.
Speaker 18 (18:54):
And before eleven o'clock the night Bester, you better find
your dove another line of work. When sure, don't fix
your fistil It's one hundred and six miles to Chicago.
Speaker 14 (19:05):
We got a full tank of gas, half a pack
of cigarettes.
Speaker 18 (19:08):
It's dark and we're wearing sunglasses.
Speaker 8 (19:10):
Hit it.
Speaker 7 (19:18):
I hate work. I hate work.
Speaker 8 (19:19):
I hate work.
Speaker 1 (19:25):
I've been having a very bad day.
Speaker 8 (19:29):
I day. He's yeh.
Speaker 7 (20:20):
Work work work work, work work work work man?
Speaker 12 (20:23):
What are we gonna do?
Speaker 8 (20:24):
Man?
Speaker 1 (20:24):
Way out and get out of here.
Speaker 16 (20:25):
You have a light.
Speaker 12 (20:27):
I mean, do you do anything like this creepy stuff?
Speaker 1 (20:30):
What do you do for fun?
Speaker 7 (20:31):
Oh?
Speaker 8 (20:32):
No, we don't have fun.
Speaker 12 (20:33):
We just we just work.
Speaker 1 (20:34):
Here's here's there fun right.
Speaker 7 (20:35):
Work work work walk work work work work work.
Speaker 12 (20:38):
Well.
Speaker 2 (20:38):
I realized my father makes a lot of money, but
you see he's not giving me any.
Speaker 14 (20:42):
Yeah.
Speaker 18 (20:43):
Weekend, Saturday Sunday the time between work and more work,
the time when you go looking for.
Speaker 2 (20:48):
Happiness and end up punched over somewhere else's toilet.
Speaker 7 (20:51):
The weekend, but things are at their darkest.
Speaker 1 (20:53):
Pal It's a brave man party.
Speaker 2 (20:57):
Alleys will taste you cool bus.
Speaker 7 (21:05):
Rop Oh No, I am.
Speaker 13 (21:47):
Like today I may check paid work work?
Speaker 7 (22:00):
What what?
Speaker 19 (22:00):
What?
Speaker 7 (22:01):
Qutch? Work?
Speaker 8 (22:07):
This?
Speaker 1 (22:17):
Good morning? Big shows on the radio. Coming up.
Speaker 2 (22:19):
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hang on play for ten minutes the first sound of
the season.
Speaker 1 (22:49):
Jackie and Ike. Okay, Jackie, Baby, it's magic cat Ike.
Speaker 9 (22:54):
Are you sure about this?
Speaker 1 (22:55):
You haven't known me to little woman down the wrong path?
Steal the music? Baby, Come on, let it flow.
Speaker 9 (23:02):
I really can't stay.
Speaker 1 (23:05):
It's cold outside.
Speaker 9 (23:07):
I've got to go away.
Speaker 1 (23:10):
Maybe it's cold outside.
Speaker 9 (23:13):
This evening has been shown.
Speaker 1 (23:15):
Got a nice high sil.
Speaker 9 (23:18):
Very nice by for a chop let. My mother will
start to world.
Speaker 1 (23:28):
What I'm about on my nerves.
Speaker 9 (23:30):
My father will be pacing the floor.
Speaker 1 (23:33):
Look at them sweet fine curve.
Speaker 9 (23:35):
So really i'd better skirls.
Speaker 1 (23:39):
What's your hurry?
Speaker 9 (23:41):
Well, maybe just to have a drink.
Speaker 1 (23:44):
More, Get into the flow.
Speaker 9 (23:47):
Neighbors, My things show got some nice cup boosts. Say
what's in this stream? Just let us to make you loose.
I really don't mean.
Speaker 8 (24:00):
You're luck in.
Speaker 1 (24:01):
The sheets are clean?
Speaker 20 (24:03):
Your ground comes said that booty on asked guy ought
to say no, no, I know you ain't that kind
of whole girl.
Speaker 9 (24:15):
At least I'm gonna say that I try when.
Speaker 1 (24:18):
I gets fixing the R.
Speaker 20 (24:20):
I really can't stand it on hole out baby, it's
cold outside.
Speaker 9 (24:30):
See you gotta baby, I can't really think so.
Speaker 1 (24:34):
Oh baby, I know so you should have hurt Tina today.
I can't go about another tennessee.
Speaker 17 (24:41):
Let's go again.
Speaker 9 (24:43):
I simply must go. You're gonna be froze outside.
Speaker 19 (24:48):
The answer is no cads in the holes outside.
Speaker 9 (24:54):
I'm trying to shoot.
Speaker 1 (24:56):
Don't put on that coke girl.
Speaker 20 (25:01):
Put my foot right in your I ought to be
home in Ben.
Speaker 17 (25:08):
Don't make me go upside your hate.
Speaker 20 (25:11):
I'm trying to just reason to get halfway.
Speaker 6 (25:16):
Pitch.
Speaker 9 (25:16):
I'm feeling a little scared. You didn't think I can.
Let's take it back down and.
Speaker 1 (25:25):
Don't act like a crazy bee.
Speaker 9 (25:27):
I really shouldn't leave. Maybe don't start again. It's hard
to believe.
Speaker 1 (25:35):
Have a glass of gin.
Speaker 9 (25:39):
There's something about.
Speaker 19 (25:40):
You you talking I kind line be the Natural News messy.
You make me feel kind of dish in less get
I never felt this way before.
Speaker 1 (25:59):
Drop your pant and he's down on our flo Really
can this.
Speaker 9 (26:03):
Is of hold out baby's cold. So that's what I'm
(26:25):
talking about.
Speaker 1 (26:26):
Was that too flat? There you a lot of things.
Speaker 17 (26:28):
Flat ain't one of them.
Speaker 1 (26:33):
Oh you would have got it, baby, If you have
got it, thanks for spreading around. Right.
Speaker 2 (26:41):
Well, let's play John Boy Jeopardy. Let's say a review
yesterday's question. We found out, Oh, Charles Darwin, when he
went to the coast of South America, he found fifteen
hundred new species of animals. He would observe him and
then he would do something to him.
Speaker 1 (26:59):
What would he do?
Speaker 6 (27:00):
Hey?
Speaker 1 (27:01):
Them them? That's e turtle. Show's good.
Speaker 2 (27:07):
Today is John Boy Jeopardy. Despite what you've heard, this
is the only sport invented entirely in the United States.
Speaker 4 (27:17):
What is female gold digging? Right?
Speaker 1 (27:20):
No, I think that's one of the older sports. What
y'all got? What eight hundred? Big show? You told? Free line?
Speaker 2 (27:27):
We played John Boy Jeopardy next. Good morning, and it's
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a big show.
Speaker 8 (27:57):
On the radio.
Speaker 2 (27:57):
Rolling do your Friday Days thirteen feature track from The
Big Show. Bid box officer Donnie Presley is saying silver
Bubba bells. There's your keyword, silver bells, and enjoy the
Big Show.
Speaker 1 (28:12):
Choir in the background.
Speaker 2 (28:16):
Till Osa there right now, let's play ye slide across America.
Speaker 1 (28:22):
It's John Boyd Chaplin and now a man who marvels.
Speaker 5 (28:26):
At the magic of the season, like how it's the
only time of the year women can sit on a
stranger's lap and ask for things without being called a.
Speaker 2 (28:36):
War peace John Boyd, is they hate a Robin out
of Seneca, South Carolina. Good morning, Robin, Good morning, Good
morning baby. All right, when you got first shot at
John boy Jeopardy this morning, Robin, despite what you've heard,
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this is the only sport invented entire in the United States.
Speaker 1 (29:02):
What you think?
Speaker 15 (29:03):
Okay, Okay, I think that it's probably soccer because I
just think that that's so anti United States. So I'm
going with soccer.
Speaker 2 (29:16):
Wow, Okay, going at it that way, show us soccer.
Speaker 1 (29:29):
Get on.
Speaker 2 (29:29):
But that's the worst possible guess that you could have
any export.
Speaker 18 (29:37):
Her.
Speaker 1 (29:40):
She's got that opposite track kind of thing going on.
Speaker 2 (29:45):
Robie, thank you for playing with us this morning, making
our morning.
Speaker 1 (29:50):
Robin. You have a great once to your today, y'all too.
Speaker 2 (29:57):
As a Mike is in Clarksburg, westforn Jena. Good morning, Mike.
Speaker 10 (30:02):
Good morning, John Boy.
Speaker 2 (30:04):
Alright, you have a Mike, Boy, Mike, soccer has already
been guessed the only sport entirely in the US.
Speaker 1 (30:13):
What are you think I'm going with? Basketball?
Speaker 2 (30:17):
Alright, well, let's say is it basketball? Yes, George macem
pete buckets, roll a basket?
Speaker 1 (30:30):
All right, we're good.
Speaker 2 (30:31):
Well, Mike, you got the LS Tractor Hunting Season prize pack.
Speaker 1 (30:35):
We'll get up to Clarksburg.
Speaker 21 (30:38):
All right, thank you?
Speaker 1 (30:39):
Ay, buddy, all right, Yeah, that's a pretty good question, Randy.
Speaker 2 (30:45):
I know you don't know much questions look about, but
what what other sport would you think might be admitted entirely? Okay,
we think about football. That's the most popular sport town.
But that was takeoff on soccer. It was a rugby
maybe they say both. It was a combination of it.
It merged the rules from rugby. Okay, so we can't
take credit for inventing football. So basketball. We all know
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the story of Jane and baseball. And yeah, what about baseball?
That that comes that's right about that? Okay, that's not
played in that's gonna be.
Speaker 1 (31:21):
Something I'll be over here. You're doing a good job, basketball, Jones.
Speaker 16 (31:28):
We're struggling with that one.
Speaker 2 (31:34):
H Good morning, Anna's and make Sewan the radio well
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learning This morning, Taylor was telling us it's Taylor Swift's birthday.
These Archie only made about three and a half billion
on that tour.
Speaker 1 (32:20):
She came up.
Speaker 2 (32:20):
Well, we found out that what Taytor dama news she
didn't good is she.
Speaker 1 (32:23):
She worked very hard. It was whole year too. Otherwise
just a yeah that was two years.
Speaker 9 (32:28):
Might have been.
Speaker 1 (32:29):
You know what, I'll give her all my money if
she'll just stop.
Speaker 4 (32:33):
She's thirty five today.
Speaker 1 (32:35):
Okay, that's the deal.
Speaker 4 (32:36):
So long since she was like fifteen.
Speaker 2 (32:38):
Sixteen and December thirteenth, that's why thirteen is her luggy number.
Speaker 1 (32:42):
Huhs that's what she says.
Speaker 9 (32:43):
Yeah, birthday.
Speaker 1 (32:44):
Yeah, and she's thirty five today.
Speaker 4 (32:46):
Thirty five today.
Speaker 9 (32:47):
Wo Right, her and Travis are the.
Speaker 4 (32:49):
Same age older, he's like a month or two older
than her.
Speaker 1 (32:55):
All right, she was up today.
Speaker 2 (32:57):
Meanwhile, let's have some fun on our big show top
ten list.
Speaker 1 (33:03):
Dang it well.
Speaker 10 (33:04):
One of the most familiar things about the Era's tour
by Taylor Swift is the shiny, spangly silver outfit she
wears on stage at most of the shows. Not sure
how you describe it. We're fixing to try Today's Big Show.
Speaker 1 (33:18):
Top ten list.
Speaker 10 (33:19):
Top ten things Taylor Swift is dressed for in her
on stage outfit. Number ten being shut out of a cannon.
Number nine being sowt in half by a magician. Number
eight holding the lion tamer's hat while he gets in
the cage with the lion. Number seven marching with a
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color guard during halftime at the Iron Boards. Number six
dancing behind Ruth Buzzy and Joe Anne Whorley on laugh
In in nineteen sixty eight. Number five selling cigarettes in
front of Caesar's Palace before Evil Knievel jumps the fountain
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in nineteen sixty.
Speaker 1 (34:06):
Seven, cigars cigarettes, Tiberrillo.
Speaker 10 (34:11):
Number four whacking Nancy Kerrigan and the knee before the
nineteen ninety two Winter Olympics. Number three posing for the
Oscuse Oscar statue in nineteen twenty eight, Number two posing
for the new Rolls Royce Hood ornament in nineteen eleven.
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And the number one thing Taylor Swift is dressed for
picking up a two million dollar check after tonight's concert.
Speaker 2 (35:00):
Good Friday Morning as a Big Show on the radio,
taking all about football Friday about twenty minutes. Mark Parger,
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Southern Friday Football is twelve teams announced when they first
ever twelve team playoff collegian football history. I cover so
and then I'm an Tom Sorson picks every game in
the NFL this weekend. God to Measure'll give away John
Boys want to will tain number one hundred and twenty
seven the top of the final hour before we get.
Speaker 1 (35:40):
Into the town.
Speaker 2 (35:43):
And right now I just grabs copy NAPTS action.
Speaker 22 (35:49):
Hello friends, your old pal Bertford here with another patella
post citing edition of John Boy and Billy Playhouse today's
episode The Cheeky Monkey. As our story opens, Tilly turned
Well is tending bar at the Cheeky Monkey when a
man walks in accompanied by a cheeky monkey.
Speaker 1 (36:09):
Welcome to the Cheeky Monkey.
Speaker 4 (36:11):
What can I get?
Speaker 22 (36:11):
You only have a dry martini and I'm bananadakery for
my friend here.
Speaker 4 (36:16):
Look, pal, every week some Wisenheimer comes in here with
a monkey. I'm cool with it as long as he
doesn't start anything.
Speaker 1 (36:23):
What's he gonna start? He's a monkey, he's a good boy.
Speaker 4 (36:26):
Monkeys are trouble. I'm just warning you.
Speaker 9 (36:31):
This damn monkey's fwallowing my cue bowl.
Speaker 8 (36:33):
I was winning this game.
Speaker 4 (36:36):
Oops, that's exactly what I'm talking about. Now, I gotta
buy these guys around refund.
Speaker 1 (36:41):
They're Billiard's food. Oh please, let me take care of that.
Here's a hundred bucks.
Speaker 4 (36:46):
Great, now get out.
Speaker 1 (36:48):
The man and his monkey leave, but two weeks later
they're back. Welcome to the cheeky monkey.
Speaker 4 (36:54):
Oh hold on a second.
Speaker 1 (36:56):
What's that damn monkey doing in here?
Speaker 22 (36:58):
Well, that's okay, he'll stay away from the pool tables.
Had a long talk with him, didn't I, mister Jumbles.
Speaker 4 (37:04):
Okay, okay, but just be aware you're on thin ice. Understood, Okay,
damn it, This is what I'm talking about.
Speaker 1 (37:11):
Why what's he doing? He's into my marachino cherries. He's
taking one.
Speaker 4 (37:15):
Now, he's examining it, sticking.
Speaker 1 (37:17):
It in and out of his bundle. Oh he's eating it. Hole,
What the hell is he doing that for?
Speaker 22 (37:23):
Well, ever since the incident with a cue ball, he
wants to make sure it comes out as easy as
he goes in. We hope you enjoyed John Boy and
Billy Playhouse.
Speaker 1 (37:40):
Oh come on, look what he's doing with that. Tune
in next time.
Speaker 22 (37:46):
Well, we'll hear the dishwasher in charge of deepoopifying the cueball.
Speaker 9 (37:50):
Say hey, big man, let me hold a dollar.
Speaker 2 (37:54):
Good morning to beg Jellings on the radio. Hang over
your local news, weather and sports.
Speaker 1 (37:59):
This is was Royal.
Speaker 17 (38:00):
That is the King Vedo, slayer of the Visicals, destroyer
of the Mongol, and.
Speaker 1 (38:09):
Aggravator of the Ottomania.
Speaker 23 (38:11):
All listening to my two royal jesterers, those gap toothed barbarians,
John Boy and Billiard Old big show, A rise, a
loyal of beef, A rise Duke of Ellington, A rise
water of ten essence of merd, milk of magnesia.
Speaker 2 (39:04):
Every morning it's a big showing the radio, and it's
a big show Football Friday, and men and smart picker
from the ACC nowhere in the big ESPN to.
Speaker 1 (39:14):
Join us, all things college football.
Speaker 2 (39:16):
And then our man Tom Sorenson, we'll pick every NFL
game this weekend. Say we had him coming off, he
had another great weekend. If you had that up yet, Tayler, Yeah,
he get into his man hay way right right now,
kicking off our football Friday. Tim Wilson Sings Ricky ted Wells.
Speaker 18 (39:39):
Mama Ricky tied Well was a great athlete. He was
a big, strong boy that was quick on his feet in.
Every college in the country wanted Ricky on their line.
But wasn't the scout come knocking on Ricky's door. They
didn't want to talk to young rick no more. When
they saw his mama. She's the one they wanted to sign.
(40:00):
She was a robe bone woman raised on the farm,
had beare bright tattooed on her forearm. Mean her and
hell and run of forty and four point three. She
gets quat six hundred bench press five the hands down
me and this homemaker alive. Got a scholarship playing line
baker in the SEC ricketed Wells. Mama's on the play football.
(40:25):
Her real name's Doris, but they gonna call her too tall.
She's got shoulders and a hinh end four foot wide.
Going to college on a full ride. Doris Tidwell's going
to play in the n see the humble ladies. She
need to wash all her teammates uniforms, tucked everybody in
(40:47):
in the football dorm. Cook the game mules said the
Lord's prayer. You missing the jouk strap.
Speaker 2 (40:52):
She's got a.
Speaker 18 (40:53):
Spare crawl in the huddle and call all the plays.
Only one tough enough to go both ways. Get a
mouthful of mud, scarred up knees, cussing out the coaches
and the ripperree. Ricket did Wells, mama's gonna play football.
Speaker 1 (41:10):
Her own name's Dors. Everybody calls her too tall.
Speaker 18 (41:14):
They say she's a fine young man, but she's really not.
Ricky's mama was the master of the cheap shop and
all the triple option play. She could ruin your day.
What the team and tackles in the league in sacks,
responsible for killing nine running backs. But the school's reputation
(41:35):
was destroyed. They accused Ricky's mama of steroids. Ricketed Wells
mama's own probation, and now the college is under an investigation.
Speaker 1 (41:50):
Yeah, they wouldn't lead poor ricketed Wells.
Speaker 18 (41:52):
Mama alone said she'd been taking male hormones. Doris ted
Wells gonna be hell fail, ricketed Welles Mama.
Speaker 1 (42:12):
Good morning, Big Shows on the radio.
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Speaker 1 (42:27):
Got you covered this Christmas. Check him out best you'll
live a half. And now, speaking of.
Speaker 2 (42:31):
The best, he covers the acc for the big eesp n.
He is the man son of Billy Mark Packer who's
getting ready to marry a daughter off here, but we'll
save that for another time.
Speaker 1 (42:43):
Good morning, back man, Thank you, John boy.
Speaker 21 (42:47):
You know, the only reason I'm still working is to
pay for that big event coming on the way I'm.
Speaker 1 (42:52):
Looking save up on.
Speaker 21 (42:55):
Really, I could put my feet in the sind or
go to Italy and just disappear and be good and
I have with some bourbon and some dogs and my
wife putting up with me. But no, you know, my
oldest daughter Gigi wants to get married and God bless her.
So we're gonna keep working to pay for this event
coming up to the Queen City.
Speaker 1 (43:14):
We're together for another year. That's that's all we got
going on.
Speaker 21 (43:18):
All right, let me tell you what's happening in John.
Speaker 16 (43:20):
There's so much stuff.
Speaker 21 (43:21):
Going on in the world of college sports.
Speaker 1 (43:23):
It's kind of crazy.
Speaker 21 (43:24):
But we've been talking about this college football playoff. We
finally got the field set on Sunday, and we got
four teams from the Big Ten three.
Speaker 1 (43:31):
From the SEC.
Speaker 21 (43:32):
The ACC got two in giving Clemson's crazy win against
SMU Saturday night here in our backyard. And then you
got Arizona State's in Boise, State's in Notre Dames. And
so all of this gets started next Friday, and that's
when Indiana will go to Notre Dame. And by the way,
I have a little bar bet for you, and the
last time Indiana beat Notre Dame in south of Indiana
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is eighteen ninety eight. I'm not stuttering, John, and I
was not at the game ninety ago. That's it, I mean,
kind of crazy, right, But we'll get into the deep
dive with all the breakdowns and matchups again. It all
get started one week from today, which got SMU's gonna
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be at Penn State. Crumpson will be at Texas, Tennessee
and Ohio State, Indiana Notre Dame first round matchups all
on campus sites a right, they're all true home games.
So that'll be in a cool scene across the board.
By the way, crazy story, I told you, goofy stuff's
happening all over the place. Speaking of Ohio State, they'll
(44:36):
get Tennessee rolled in there. The buck guys, by the
Way two and thirteen against the SECN Bowl Games two
and thirteen. So that's good news if your volunteer fan.
But listen to this John boy Ohio State and the
last time we saw him play, they lost at home
to Michigan, and Michigan not very good this year, but
they planted their flag at midfield. Everybody got in upberar fights,
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pepper spray.
Speaker 1 (44:59):
I mean, it was an ugly seeing.
Speaker 21 (45:01):
This week, an Ohio politician, a guy by name of
Josh Williams, has introduced new legislation saying it's a felony
to plant a flag at midfield at the Buckeye Stadium.
Speaker 1 (45:14):
How about that. They're trying to pass the law.
Speaker 21 (45:17):
And if you get caught plant a flag after you've
kicked Ohose states are in. They're talking about prison for
six to twelve months. I mean, that's how serious they're
taking is so you think you think folks got too
much free time in the legislative body up there in
Ohio that they're worried about somebody planting a flag at
midfield and the horseshoe.
Speaker 1 (45:37):
I mean, what are we talking about?
Speaker 7 (45:38):
Life?
Speaker 1 (45:39):
And is goofy by the way hoops?
Speaker 21 (45:41):
Let me get into basketball.
Speaker 1 (45:42):
Yeah, because the ACC.
Speaker 21 (45:45):
John Boy, you know I put this on Twitter earlier,
ex or whatever they're going it these days. This is
not my daddy's ACC. God rests Billy Packer up there
in heaven, the man. The Atlanticoast Conference is really struggling.
Four and twenty one against ranked non conference opponents, and
the number one team in college basketball right now is
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Tennessee and the SEC is loaded.
Speaker 1 (46:08):
They may be better.
Speaker 21 (46:08):
In basketball than they are in football. Johnny, that's how
good the SEC is this year. Tennessee is number one
in the country. The ACC has played the SEC thirty times.
In men's basketball. The Atlantic Coast Conference is three and
twenty seven against the SEC this year, three and twenty seven.
Speaker 1 (46:32):
Jumboy, what happened to the Bacco road Man?
Speaker 16 (46:36):
ACC?
Speaker 21 (46:36):
You and I grew up with. I mean, what in
the world is going on with the Atlantic Coast? The SEC,
like I said, off to a brilliant start, but we
got some big time games coming up this weekend. So
I got Army Navy and football, which to me is
the greatest college football game. Best rivalry is the most
unbelievable thing to watch. That'll be cool, but big time
games and again like NC State this weekend's got to
(46:57):
go to Kansas again. Rock Shack jay Hawk on field
House I think is the best venue in college hoops.
There's some opportunities for the a SEC, but they better
start winning some games of note, Johnny Man, we'll get
rolling into March and everybody's gonna talking about, Man, how
many teams are gonna get in. This is when you
gotta win games that matter. November and December and port
so SEC off to a great start. Acc really struggling,
(47:20):
but you got football playoffs next week, Army Navy tomorrow.
College hoop's going on and next week when you and
I get together, we will talk about the North Carolina
football head coaching situation right which is gonna be unbelievable, unbelievable.
Speaker 2 (47:36):
Tell you days in a little bit, man, that is awesome. Yeah,
I get waiting to get you the dive in there.
We're gonna have to start following Bellichick around now, so.
Speaker 1 (47:46):
We'll get into it.
Speaker 2 (47:47):
So pack Pack, I want you to give you a
handle out for our new listeners that are not following
you yet on Twitter or the X.
Speaker 1 (47:55):
Well, what you got there.
Speaker 21 (47:57):
It's pretty simple at Mark Packer that m a r
K P A c K E R.
Speaker 1 (48:02):
I can't screw it up anymore.
Speaker 21 (48:06):
Everybody likes to come up with something really creative, like
my dog gets my homework.
Speaker 1 (48:10):
It's just a mark fancy.
Speaker 21 (48:13):
That's That's where you can find me on Twitter or
x or whatever it's called. And you can find us
on ACC Network beginning at four o'clock every Monday through Friday.
Speaker 2 (48:20):
That's right, that's a good TV. I like to putting
feet up and watch you on the television. There By,
good work, you keep it up. We will talk to
you one week from to day.
Speaker 1 (48:28):
Buddy, sounds good.
Speaker 21 (48:29):
You guys have a great weekend.
Speaker 1 (48:30):
Alright, you too, my boy. Our idea, well, let's go
on play.
Speaker 2 (48:34):
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A football Friday, we get to kick off here December
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It's Taylor Swift's lucky number. Take birthday. Is her birthday.
We'll celebrate later.
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We're never ever ever getting back together.
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First, you want to say happy birthday to the National
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That's one of the branches of the military. You never
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Good work.
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and that's a big show on the radio. Yeah, we
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so agreed to play it on some of these just
once this whole they season. Here's one of them, when
Doctor Elmo was in the Big Show studios singing his
classic Christmas hit, I'm gonna change it up a little bit.
Speaker 1 (09:00):
Then you do a video of us.
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I hope the one you're getting ready to play is
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it with the actual soundtrack.
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All right, well that's the way you are.
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This all thelasue yes, Oh well, here you go one
more time, doctor Helmo.
Speaker 12 (09:26):
John Boy got run over by a reindeer and walking
home from our house Christmas Eve. You can say there's
no such thing as Santa, but that's for me. In La,
he'd been drinking too much egg now and we begged
(09:50):
him not to go, but he forgot his medication and
he staggered out the door.
Speaker 1 (09:59):
And when we found him.
Speaker 9 (10:03):
Christmas morning.
Speaker 12 (10:07):
At the scene of the attack, he had hoofprints on
his forehead and incriminaties and balls mars on his foot.
John Boy got run over by ranger walking home.
Speaker 1 (10:24):
From our house Christmas Eve. You can say there's no
such thing.
Speaker 12 (10:30):
As Santa, but as for me and Billy, we believe.
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Now we're all.
Speaker 12 (10:38):
Soap out of Billy, he's been making this so well
see him in there watching football, drinking beer and making
moves on cousin.
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Now is that Christmas?
Speaker 6 (10:56):
Without John Boy?
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All the families rest in blind.
Speaker 12 (11:03):
And we just can't help. But wonder should we open
up his gifts or send them back and the back?
John Boy got over by radier walking home from our
house fitnessy.
Speaker 1 (11:20):
You can say they don't such.
Speaker 12 (11:22):
Hang a Santa, but as for me and Billy.
Speaker 13 (11:26):
We believe.
Speaker 12 (11:30):
Now the goose is on the table, and the eggnog
freely flows, and the blue and silver candles that would
just have matched the hairs in John Boy's nose. I've
warned all my friends and neighbors better watch out for yourselves.
(11:56):
They should never give a license to you man who
drives a sleigh in vondles Elves. John Boy got run
over by rainder walking home from our house Christmas Eve.
You can say there's no such thing as Santa, but
(12:17):
that's for me, n Vla. We believe John Boy God
run over by a rainder walking home from our houses Christmas.
You can say there's no such thing as Santa, but
that's for me, n Bella believe.
Speaker 11 (12:44):
Our Christmas good morning.
Speaker 2 (13:11):
That's make showing the radio. Yeah, about twenty minutes. It's
one of my most request in Christmas songs Jackie and
Ike Baby. It's cold outside, And I said, who's on
the desk over Red Hot Talent?
Speaker 6 (13:26):
I mean, hello, Red Hot Town Incorporated?
Speaker 1 (13:29):
Is this mister Pasto? No, this is John Morbilla here.
Speaker 6 (13:33):
Hey, congratulations on your big award deal. Huh. All those
sit ups really did the trick?
Speaker 12 (13:40):
Are you.
Speaker 6 (13:41):
You guys are rocking some serious, amazing six pack abs.
Speaker 1 (13:46):
What in the world are you talking about?
Speaker 6 (13:49):
Racing me an email? You just got into the North
Carolina AB Hall of Fame.
Speaker 1 (13:54):
That's sound.
Speaker 2 (13:55):
It's the NCAB Hall of Fame that sends for North
Carolina Association of Broadcasters.
Speaker 6 (14:01):
Oh so it's for broadcasting. Yeah, well that makes a
whole lot more sense.
Speaker 1 (14:07):
Good thing when cleared up for you is Murray An.
Speaker 6 (14:10):
Almost always on page Moray Jumbo.
Speaker 14 (14:22):
Oh please be read with you, Jem love you minute
by babe. North Carolina Broadcasting Hall of Fame.
Speaker 2 (14:31):
Congratulations, Thanks, that was a pretty cool moment.
Speaker 14 (14:35):
I knew you'd get in, especially after they loosened the
eligibility requirements about five years ago. Once they dropped that
jazz about significant contributions to the broadcasting industry, it was
just a matter of time.
Speaker 1 (14:49):
Thanks, I think and on behalf of all of.
Speaker 14 (14:52):
Us at Red Hot Talent. Okay, on behalf of both
of us at Red Hot Talent. I just want to say,
we are really going to miss you. You are why
because you're you know, retiring what?
Speaker 1 (15:05):
No, no, No, We're not really.
Speaker 14 (15:08):
Are you sure?
Speaker 6 (15:09):
Well?
Speaker 14 (15:11):
I just assumed you had to be retired to get
in the Hall of Fame. I mean, that's how it works.
In the Baseball Hall of Fame, you're not even eligible
to you hang up your spike.
Speaker 1 (15:18):
Yeah, well, let's ain't the Baseball Hall of Fame.
Speaker 14 (15:21):
I tell you what, I'll have steal call them and
double check.
Speaker 1 (15:24):
We don't need to double check. Trust me.
Speaker 2 (15:26):
You don't have to be retired to get into broadcasting
Hall of Fame.
Speaker 14 (15:30):
Well, okay, if you're sure, but you can understand my confusion, right,
I mean, and literally every other Hall of Fame, You've
got to be out of the game for at least
a year. I mean, hey, is it possible that they
think you're already retired?
Speaker 1 (15:47):
They know we're not retired because you.
Speaker 14 (15:49):
Know, generally speaking, a Hall of Fame award is like
a feign farewell to an act as they ride off
into the sunset.
Speaker 1 (15:56):
Yeah, well, we're not riding off into the sunset.
Speaker 14 (15:59):
Although sometimes it's a salute to bravery and courage when
you've been diagnosed with some loathsome incurable health problem, like
oh no, that's not it, is it?
Speaker 15 (16:09):
No?
Speaker 1 (16:09):
No, no, no, we're not dying.
Speaker 14 (16:10):
Either, good good, good, So is it possible this is
just some kind of mix up. I mean, maybe they
meant to give the award to the first Jimbo and
Bobby Woo. You know, the original guys from back in
the eighties.
Speaker 1 (16:24):
We are the original guys from back in the eighties.
Speaker 14 (16:27):
You're right. I got a picture of them in the
office right now. I'm looking at it, the original Jimbo
and Bobby. We're a rugged he man type and peak
physical condition and a baby face charmer with a dark,
full head of.
Speaker 1 (16:39):
Hair, Y Murray, that's us.
Speaker 14 (16:41):
Really wow. You know, you guys have not aged well,
but you're already in the Hall of Fame, so I
guess we don't have to worry about you doing some
druly rambling speech at the awards banquet. Now. I haven't
seen the tape of your speech yet, but I am
giving you the benefit of doubt.
Speaker 1 (16:56):
It went fine, and thanks for pumping all the sunshine up.
Speaker 14 (17:00):
Mm. You know I'm glad you said that. I'm gonna
have Seals schedule you guys for a colonoscopy just to
be on the.
Speaker 1 (17:06):
Safe a work five.
Speaker 16 (17:09):
See.
Speaker 14 (17:10):
This is what I love about you, guys. No matter
how bad things get, you stay positive, so brave, so courageous.
No wonder they let you're in the Hall of Fame.
Hey bad, Let's do the lunch thing later. Have you
a machine called my machine? And get my luck to Bobby?
That's Billy him two and Jimbo?
Speaker 6 (17:26):
Why call me?
Speaker 1 (17:30):
Good morning? And you got the Big Show on a radio.
Speaker 2 (17:33):
More chances for you to win coming up after your news,
weather and sports.
Speaker 1 (17:37):
Oh oh, I didn't know. I didn't see you there.
Speaker 17 (17:41):
This is Professor Melvin handed Day, head of ah oh,
head of Big Show Science in History division. And you're
listening to two boys who are destined to be history
don Boy and Benny on the Big Show.
Speaker 4 (17:57):
Yo.
Speaker 17 (17:58):
When I say they'll be, I didn't need pie and
make it, I simply meant that they.
Speaker 1 (18:05):
What did I need?
Speaker 2 (18:41):
Good Morning? Big Show is on the radio. It is
Friday and towards Christmas time. Oh no, we don't want
to work buying on a drum.
Speaker 18 (18:54):
And before eleven o'clock the night Bester, you better find
your dove another line of work. When sure, don't fix
your fistil It's one hundred and six miles to Chicago.
Speaker 14 (19:05):
We got a full tank of gas, half a pack
of cigarettes.
Speaker 18 (19:08):
It's dark and we're wearing sunglasses.
Speaker 8 (19:10):
Hit it.
Speaker 7 (19:18):
I hate work. I hate work.
Speaker 8 (19:19):
I hate work.
Speaker 1 (19:25):
I've been having a very bad day.
Speaker 8 (19:29):
I day. He's yeh.
Speaker 7 (20:20):
Work work work work, work work work work man?
Speaker 12 (20:23):
What are we gonna do?
Speaker 8 (20:24):
Man?
Speaker 1 (20:24):
Way out and get out of here.
Speaker 16 (20:25):
You have a light.
Speaker 12 (20:27):
I mean, do you do anything like this creepy stuff?
Speaker 1 (20:30):
What do you do for fun?
Speaker 7 (20:31):
Oh?
Speaker 8 (20:32):
No, we don't have fun.
Speaker 12 (20:33):
We just we just work.
Speaker 1 (20:34):
Here's here's there fun right.
Speaker 7 (20:35):
Work work work walk work work work work work.
Speaker 12 (20:38):
Well.
Speaker 2 (20:38):
I realized my father makes a lot of money, but
you see he's not giving me any.
Speaker 14 (20:42):
Yeah.
Speaker 18 (20:43):
Weekend, Saturday Sunday the time between work and more work,
the time when you go looking for.
Speaker 2 (20:48):
Happiness and end up punched over somewhere else's toilet.
Speaker 7 (20:51):
The weekend, but things are at their darkest.
Speaker 1 (20:53):
Pal It's a brave man party.
Speaker 2 (20:57):
Alleys will taste you cool bus.
Speaker 7 (21:05):
Rop Oh No, I am.
Speaker 13 (21:47):
Like today I may check paid work work?
Speaker 7 (22:00):
What what?
Speaker 19 (22:00):
What?
Speaker 7 (22:01):
Qutch? Work?
Speaker 8 (22:07):
This?
Speaker 1 (22:17):
Good morning? Big shows on the radio. Coming up.
Speaker 2 (22:19):
We played John boyd Jemy. You can win an LS
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hang on play for ten minutes the first sound of
the season.
Speaker 1 (22:49):
Jackie and Ike. Okay, Jackie, Baby, it's magic cat Ike.
Speaker 9 (22:54):
Are you sure about this?
Speaker 1 (22:55):
You haven't known me to little woman down the wrong path?
Steal the music? Baby, Come on, let it flow.
Speaker 9 (23:02):
I really can't stay.
Speaker 1 (23:05):
It's cold outside.
Speaker 9 (23:07):
I've got to go away.
Speaker 1 (23:10):
Maybe it's cold outside.
Speaker 9 (23:13):
This evening has been shown.
Speaker 1 (23:15):
Got a nice high sil.
Speaker 9 (23:18):
Very nice by for a chop let. My mother will
start to world.
Speaker 1 (23:28):
What I'm about on my nerves.
Speaker 9 (23:30):
My father will be pacing the floor.
Speaker 1 (23:33):
Look at them sweet fine curve.
Speaker 9 (23:35):
So really i'd better skirls.
Speaker 1 (23:39):
What's your hurry?
Speaker 9 (23:41):
Well, maybe just to have a drink.
Speaker 1 (23:44):
More, Get into the flow.
Speaker 9 (23:47):
Neighbors, My things show got some nice cup boosts. Say
what's in this stream? Just let us to make you loose.
I really don't mean.
Speaker 8 (24:00):
You're luck in.
Speaker 1 (24:01):
The sheets are clean?
Speaker 20 (24:03):
Your ground comes said that booty on asked guy ought
to say no, no, I know you ain't that kind
of whole girl.
Speaker 9 (24:15):
At least I'm gonna say that I try when.
Speaker 1 (24:18):
I gets fixing the R.
Speaker 20 (24:20):
I really can't stand it on hole out baby, it's
cold outside.
Speaker 9 (24:30):
See you gotta baby, I can't really think so.
Speaker 1 (24:34):
Oh baby, I know so you should have hurt Tina today.
I can't go about another tennessee.
Speaker 17 (24:41):
Let's go again.
Speaker 9 (24:43):
I simply must go. You're gonna be froze outside.
Speaker 19 (24:48):
The answer is no cads in the holes outside.
Speaker 9 (24:54):
I'm trying to shoot.
Speaker 1 (24:56):
Don't put on that coke girl.
Speaker 20 (25:01):
Put my foot right in your I ought to be
home in Ben.
Speaker 17 (25:08):
Don't make me go upside your hate.
Speaker 20 (25:11):
I'm trying to just reason to get halfway.
Speaker 6 (25:16):
Pitch.
Speaker 9 (25:16):
I'm feeling a little scared. You didn't think I can.
Let's take it back down and.
Speaker 1 (25:25):
Don't act like a crazy bee.
Speaker 9 (25:27):
I really shouldn't leave. Maybe don't start again. It's hard
to believe.
Speaker 1 (25:35):
Have a glass of gin.
Speaker 9 (25:39):
There's something about.
Speaker 19 (25:40):
You you talking I kind line be the Natural News messy.
You make me feel kind of dish in less get
I never felt this way before.
Speaker 1 (25:59):
Drop your pant and he's down on our flo Really
can this.
Speaker 9 (26:03):
Is of hold out baby's cold. So that's what I'm
(26:25):
talking about.
Speaker 1 (26:26):
Was that too flat? There you a lot of things.
Speaker 17 (26:28):
Flat ain't one of them.
Speaker 1 (26:33):
Oh you would have got it, baby, If you have
got it, thanks for spreading around. Right.
Speaker 2 (26:41):
Well, let's play John Boy Jeopardy. Let's say a review
yesterday's question. We found out, Oh, Charles Darwin, when he
went to the coast of South America, he found fifteen
hundred new species of animals. He would observe him and
then he would do something to him.
Speaker 1 (26:59):
What would he do?
Speaker 6 (27:00):
Hey?
Speaker 1 (27:01):
Them them? That's e turtle. Show's good.
Speaker 2 (27:07):
Today is John Boy Jeopardy. Despite what you've heard, this
is the only sport invented entirely in the United States.
Speaker 4 (27:17):
What is female gold digging? Right?
Speaker 1 (27:20):
No, I think that's one of the older sports. What
y'all got? What eight hundred? Big show? You told? Free line?
Speaker 2 (27:27):
We played John Boy Jeopardy next. Good morning, and it's
(27:56):
a big show.
Speaker 8 (27:57):
On the radio.
Speaker 2 (27:57):
Rolling do your Friday Days thirteen feature track from The
Big Show. Bid box officer Donnie Presley is saying silver
Bubba bells. There's your keyword, silver bells, and enjoy the
Big Show.
Speaker 1 (28:12):
Choir in the background.
Speaker 2 (28:16):
Till Osa there right now, let's play ye slide across America.
Speaker 1 (28:22):
It's John Boyd Chaplin and now a man who marvels.
Speaker 5 (28:26):
At the magic of the season, like how it's the
only time of the year women can sit on a
stranger's lap and ask for things without being called a.
Speaker 2 (28:36):
War peace John Boyd, is they hate a Robin out
of Seneca, South Carolina. Good morning, Robin, Good morning, Good
morning baby. All right, when you got first shot at
John boy Jeopardy this morning, Robin, despite what you've heard,
(28:57):
this is the only sport invented entire in the United States.
Speaker 1 (29:02):
What you think?
Speaker 15 (29:03):
Okay, Okay, I think that it's probably soccer because I
just think that that's so anti United States. So I'm
going with soccer.
Speaker 2 (29:16):
Wow, Okay, going at it that way, show us soccer.
Speaker 1 (29:29):
Get on.
Speaker 2 (29:29):
But that's the worst possible guess that you could have
any export.
Speaker 18 (29:37):
Her.
Speaker 1 (29:40):
She's got that opposite track kind of thing going on.
Speaker 2 (29:45):
Robie, thank you for playing with us this morning, making
our morning.
Speaker 1 (29:50):
Robin. You have a great once to your today, y'all too.
Speaker 2 (29:57):
As a Mike is in Clarksburg, westforn Jena. Good morning, Mike.
Speaker 10 (30:02):
Good morning, John Boy.
Speaker 2 (30:04):
Alright, you have a Mike, Boy, Mike, soccer has already
been guessed the only sport entirely in the US.
Speaker 1 (30:13):
What are you think I'm going with? Basketball?
Speaker 2 (30:17):
Alright, well, let's say is it basketball? Yes, George macem
pete buckets, roll a basket?
Speaker 1 (30:30):
All right, we're good.
Speaker 2 (30:31):
Well, Mike, you got the LS Tractor Hunting Season prize pack.
Speaker 1 (30:35):
We'll get up to Clarksburg.
Speaker 21 (30:38):
All right, thank you?
Speaker 1 (30:39):
Ay, buddy, all right, Yeah, that's a pretty good question, Randy.
Speaker 2 (30:45):
I know you don't know much questions look about, but
what what other sport would you think might be admitted entirely? Okay,
we think about football. That's the most popular sport town.
But that was takeoff on soccer. It was a rugby
maybe they say both. It was a combination of it.
It merged the rules from rugby. Okay, so we can't
take credit for inventing football. So basketball. We all know
(31:09):
the story of Jane and baseball. And yeah, what about baseball?
That that comes that's right about that? Okay, that's not
played in that's gonna be.
Speaker 1 (31:21):
Something I'll be over here. You're doing a good job, basketball, Jones.
Speaker 16 (31:28):
We're struggling with that one.
Speaker 2 (31:34):
H Good morning, Anna's and make Sewan the radio well
(32:11):
learning This morning, Taylor was telling us it's Taylor Swift's birthday.
These Archie only made about three and a half billion
on that tour.
Speaker 1 (32:20):
She came up.
Speaker 2 (32:20):
Well, we found out that what Taytor dama news she
didn't good is she.
Speaker 1 (32:23):
She worked very hard. It was whole year too. Otherwise
just a yeah that was two years.
Speaker 9 (32:28):
Might have been.
Speaker 1 (32:29):
You know what, I'll give her all my money if
she'll just stop.
Speaker 4 (32:33):
She's thirty five today.
Speaker 1 (32:35):
Okay, that's the deal.
Speaker 4 (32:36):
So long since she was like fifteen.
Speaker 2 (32:38):
Sixteen and December thirteenth, that's why thirteen is her luggy number.
Speaker 1 (32:42):
Huhs that's what she says.
Speaker 9 (32:43):
Yeah, birthday.
Speaker 1 (32:44):
Yeah, and she's thirty five today.
Speaker 4 (32:46):
Thirty five today.
Speaker 9 (32:47):
Wo Right, her and Travis are the.
Speaker 4 (32:49):
Same age older, he's like a month or two older
than her.
Speaker 1 (32:55):
All right, she was up today.
Speaker 2 (32:57):
Meanwhile, let's have some fun on our big show top
ten list.
Speaker 1 (33:03):
Dang it well.
Speaker 10 (33:04):
One of the most familiar things about the Era's tour
by Taylor Swift is the shiny, spangly silver outfit she
wears on stage at most of the shows. Not sure
how you describe it. We're fixing to try Today's Big Show.
Speaker 1 (33:18):
Top ten list.
Speaker 10 (33:19):
Top ten things Taylor Swift is dressed for in her
on stage outfit. Number ten being shut out of a cannon.
Number nine being sowt in half by a magician. Number
eight holding the lion tamer's hat while he gets in
the cage with the lion. Number seven marching with a
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color guard during halftime at the Iron Boards. Number six
dancing behind Ruth Buzzy and Joe Anne Whorley on laugh
In in nineteen sixty eight. Number five selling cigarettes in
front of Caesar's Palace before Evil Knievel jumps the fountain
(34:05):
in nineteen sixty.
Speaker 1 (34:06):
Seven, cigars cigarettes, Tiberrillo.
Speaker 10 (34:11):
Number four whacking Nancy Kerrigan and the knee before the
nineteen ninety two Winter Olympics. Number three posing for the
Oscuse Oscar statue in nineteen twenty eight, Number two posing
for the new Rolls Royce Hood ornament in nineteen eleven.
(34:34):
And the number one thing Taylor Swift is dressed for
picking up a two million dollar check after tonight's concert.
Speaker 2 (35:00):
Good Friday Morning as a Big Show on the radio,
taking all about football Friday about twenty minutes. Mark Parger,
(35:20):
Southern Friday Football is twelve teams announced when they first
ever twelve team playoff collegian football history. I cover so
and then I'm an Tom Sorson picks every game in
the NFL this weekend. God to Measure'll give away John
Boys want to will tain number one hundred and twenty
seven the top of the final hour before we get.
Speaker 1 (35:40):
Into the town.
Speaker 2 (35:43):
And right now I just grabs copy NAPTS action.
Speaker 22 (35:49):
Hello friends, your old pal Bertford here with another patella
post citing edition of John Boy and Billy Playhouse today's
episode The Cheeky Monkey. As our story opens, Tilly turned
Well is tending bar at the Cheeky Monkey when a
man walks in accompanied by a cheeky monkey.
Speaker 1 (36:09):
Welcome to the Cheeky Monkey.
Speaker 4 (36:11):
What can I get?
Speaker 22 (36:11):
You only have a dry martini and I'm bananadakery for
my friend here.
Speaker 4 (36:16):
Look, pal, every week some Wisenheimer comes in here with
a monkey. I'm cool with it as long as he
doesn't start anything.
Speaker 1 (36:23):
What's he gonna start? He's a monkey, he's a good boy.
Speaker 4 (36:26):
Monkeys are trouble. I'm just warning you.
Speaker 9 (36:31):
This damn monkey's fwallowing my cue bowl.
Speaker 8 (36:33):
I was winning this game.
Speaker 4 (36:36):
Oops, that's exactly what I'm talking about. Now, I gotta
buy these guys around refund.
Speaker 1 (36:41):
They're Billiard's food. Oh please, let me take care of that.
Here's a hundred bucks.
Speaker 4 (36:46):
Great, now get out.
Speaker 1 (36:48):
The man and his monkey leave, but two weeks later
they're back. Welcome to the cheeky monkey.
Speaker 4 (36:54):
Oh hold on a second.
Speaker 1 (36:56):
What's that damn monkey doing in here?
Speaker 22 (36:58):
Well, that's okay, he'll stay away from the pool tables.
Had a long talk with him, didn't I, mister Jumbles.
Speaker 4 (37:04):
Okay, okay, but just be aware you're on thin ice. Understood, Okay,
damn it, This is what I'm talking about.
Speaker 1 (37:11):
Why what's he doing? He's into my marachino cherries. He's
taking one.
Speaker 4 (37:15):
Now, he's examining it, sticking.
Speaker 1 (37:17):
It in and out of his bundle. Oh he's eating it. Hole,
What the hell is he doing that for?
Speaker 22 (37:23):
Well, ever since the incident with a cue ball, he
wants to make sure it comes out as easy as
he goes in. We hope you enjoyed John Boy and
Billy Playhouse.
Speaker 1 (37:40):
Oh come on, look what he's doing with that. Tune
in next time.
Speaker 22 (37:46):
Well, we'll hear the dishwasher in charge of deepoopifying the cueball.
Speaker 9 (37:50):
Say hey, big man, let me hold a dollar.
Speaker 2 (37:54):
Good morning to beg Jellings on the radio. Hang over
your local news, weather and sports.
Speaker 1 (37:59):
This is was Royal.
Speaker 17 (38:00):
That is the King Vedo, slayer of the Visicals, destroyer
of the Mongol, and.
Speaker 1 (38:09):
Aggravator of the Ottomania.
Speaker 23 (38:11):
All listening to my two royal jesterers, those gap toothed barbarians,
John Boy and Billiard Old big show, A rise, a
loyal of beef, A rise Duke of Ellington, A rise
water of ten essence of merd, milk of magnesia.
Speaker 2 (39:04):
Every morning it's a big showing the radio, and it's
a big show Football Friday, and men and smart picker
from the ACC nowhere in the big ESPN to.
Speaker 1 (39:14):
Join us, all things college football.
Speaker 2 (39:16):
And then our man Tom Sorenson, we'll pick every NFL
game this weekend. Say we had him coming off, he
had another great weekend. If you had that up yet, Tayler, Yeah,
he get into his man hay way right right now,
kicking off our football Friday. Tim Wilson Sings Ricky ted Wells.
Speaker 18 (39:39):
Mama Ricky tied Well was a great athlete. He was
a big, strong boy that was quick on his feet in.
Every college in the country wanted Ricky on their line.
But wasn't the scout come knocking on Ricky's door. They
didn't want to talk to young rick no more. When
they saw his mama. She's the one they wanted to sign.
(40:00):
She was a robe bone woman raised on the farm,
had beare bright tattooed on her forearm. Mean her and
hell and run of forty and four point three. She
gets quat six hundred bench press five the hands down
me and this homemaker alive. Got a scholarship playing line
baker in the SEC ricketed Wells. Mama's on the play football.
(40:25):
Her real name's Doris, but they gonna call her too tall.
She's got shoulders and a hinh end four foot wide.
Going to college on a full ride. Doris Tidwell's going
to play in the n see the humble ladies. She
need to wash all her teammates uniforms, tucked everybody in
(40:47):
in the football dorm. Cook the game mules said the
Lord's prayer. You missing the jouk strap.
Speaker 2 (40:52):
She's got a.
Speaker 18 (40:53):
Spare crawl in the huddle and call all the plays.
Only one tough enough to go both ways. Get a
mouthful of mud, scarred up knees, cussing out the coaches
and the ripperree. Ricket did Wells, mama's gonna play football.
Speaker 1 (41:10):
Her own name's Dors. Everybody calls her too tall.
Speaker 18 (41:14):
They say she's a fine young man, but she's really not.
Ricky's mama was the master of the cheap shop and
all the triple option play. She could ruin your day.
What the team and tackles in the league in sacks,
responsible for killing nine running backs. But the school's reputation
(41:35):
was destroyed. They accused Ricky's mama of steroids. Ricketed Wells
mama's own probation, and now the college is under an investigation.
Speaker 1 (41:50):
Yeah, they wouldn't lead poor ricketed Wells.
Speaker 18 (41:52):
Mama alone said she'd been taking male hormones. Doris ted
Wells gonna be hell fail, ricketed Welles Mama.
Speaker 1 (42:12):
Good morning, Big Shows on the radio.
Speaker 2 (42:14):
Coming up, we play Beating the Blonde for the summer
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Speaker 1 (42:27):
Got you covered this Christmas. Check him out best you'll
live a half. And now, speaking of.
Speaker 2 (42:31):
The best, he covers the acc for the big eesp n.
He is the man son of Billy Mark Packer who's
getting ready to marry a daughter off here, but we'll
save that for another time.
Speaker 1 (42:43):
Good morning, back man, Thank you, John boy.
Speaker 21 (42:47):
You know, the only reason I'm still working is to
pay for that big event coming on the way I'm.
Speaker 1 (42:52):
Looking save up on.
Speaker 21 (42:55):
Really, I could put my feet in the sind or
go to Italy and just disappear and be good and
I have with some bourbon and some dogs and my
wife putting up with me. But no, you know, my
oldest daughter Gigi wants to get married and God bless her.
So we're gonna keep working to pay for this event
coming up to the Queen City.
Speaker 1 (43:14):
We're together for another year. That's that's all we got
going on.
Speaker 21 (43:18):
All right, let me tell you what's happening in John.
Speaker 16 (43:20):
There's so much stuff.
Speaker 21 (43:21):
Going on in the world of college sports.
Speaker 1 (43:23):
It's kind of crazy.
Speaker 21 (43:24):
But we've been talking about this college football playoff. We
finally got the field set on Sunday, and we got
four teams from the Big Ten three.
Speaker 1 (43:31):
From the SEC.
Speaker 21 (43:32):
The ACC got two in giving Clemson's crazy win against
SMU Saturday night here in our backyard. And then you
got Arizona State's in Boise, State's in Notre Dames. And
so all of this gets started next Friday, and that's
when Indiana will go to Notre Dame. And by the way,
I have a little bar bet for you, and the
last time Indiana beat Notre Dame in south of Indiana
(43:54):
is eighteen ninety eight. I'm not stuttering, John, and I
was not at the game ninety ago. That's it, I mean,
kind of crazy, right, But we'll get into the deep
dive with all the breakdowns and matchups again. It all
get started one week from today, which got SMU's gonna
(44:15):
be at Penn State. Crumpson will be at Texas, Tennessee
and Ohio State, Indiana Notre Dame first round matchups all
on campus sites a right, they're all true home games.
So that'll be in a cool scene across the board.
By the way, crazy story, I told you, goofy stuff's
happening all over the place. Speaking of Ohio State, they'll
(44:36):
get Tennessee rolled in there. The buck guys, by the
Way two and thirteen against the SECN Bowl Games two
and thirteen. So that's good news if your volunteer fan.
But listen to this John boy Ohio State and the
last time we saw him play, they lost at home
to Michigan, and Michigan not very good this year, but
they planted their flag at midfield. Everybody got in upberar fights,
(44:58):
pepper spray.
Speaker 1 (44:59):
I mean, it was an ugly seeing.
Speaker 21 (45:01):
This week, an Ohio politician, a guy by name of
Josh Williams, has introduced new legislation saying it's a felony
to plant a flag at midfield at the Buckeye Stadium.
Speaker 1 (45:14):
How about that. They're trying to pass the law.
Speaker 21 (45:17):
And if you get caught plant a flag after you've
kicked Ohose states are in. They're talking about prison for
six to twelve months. I mean, that's how serious they're
taking is so you think you think folks got too
much free time in the legislative body up there in
Ohio that they're worried about somebody planting a flag at
midfield and the horseshoe.
Speaker 1 (45:37):
I mean, what are we talking about?
Speaker 7 (45:38):
Life?
Speaker 1 (45:39):
And is goofy by the way hoops?
Speaker 21 (45:41):
Let me get into basketball.
Speaker 1 (45:42):
Yeah, because the ACC.
Speaker 21 (45:45):
John Boy, you know I put this on Twitter earlier,
ex or whatever they're going it these days. This is
not my daddy's ACC. God rests Billy Packer up there
in heaven, the man. The Atlanticoast Conference is really struggling.
Four and twenty one against ranked non conference opponents, and
the number one team in college basketball right now is
(46:05):
Tennessee and the SEC is loaded.
Speaker 1 (46:08):
They may be better.
Speaker 21 (46:08):
In basketball than they are in football. Johnny, that's how
good the SEC is this year. Tennessee is number one
in the country. The ACC has played the SEC thirty times.
In men's basketball. The Atlantic Coast Conference is three and
twenty seven against the SEC this year, three and twenty seven.
Speaker 1 (46:32):
Jumboy, what happened to the Bacco road Man?
Speaker 16 (46:36):
ACC?
Speaker 21 (46:36):
You and I grew up with. I mean, what in
the world is going on with the Atlantic Coast? The SEC,
like I said, off to a brilliant start, but we
got some big time games coming up this weekend. So
I got Army Navy and football, which to me is
the greatest college football game. Best rivalry is the most
unbelievable thing to watch. That'll be cool, but big time
games and again like NC State this weekend's got to
(46:57):
go to Kansas again. Rock Shack jay Hawk on field
House I think is the best venue in college hoops.
There's some opportunities for the a SEC, but they better
start winning some games of note, Johnny Man, we'll get
rolling into March and everybody's gonna talking about, Man, how
many teams are gonna get in. This is when you
gotta win games that matter. November and December and port
so SEC off to a great start. Acc really struggling,
(47:20):
but you got football playoffs next week, Army Navy tomorrow.
College hoop's going on and next week when you and
I get together, we will talk about the North Carolina
football head coaching situation right which is gonna be unbelievable, unbelievable.
Speaker 2 (47:36):
Tell you days in a little bit, man, that is awesome. Yeah,
I get waiting to get you the dive in there.
We're gonna have to start following Bellichick around now, so.
Speaker 1 (47:46):
We'll get into it.
Speaker 2 (47:47):
So pack Pack, I want you to give you a
handle out for our new listeners that are not following
you yet on Twitter or the X.
Speaker 1 (47:55):
Well, what you got there.
Speaker 21 (47:57):
It's pretty simple at Mark Packer that m a r
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Speaker 1 (48:02):
I can't screw it up anymore.
Speaker 21 (48:06):
Everybody likes to come up with something really creative, like
my dog gets my homework.
Speaker 1 (48:10):
It's just a mark fancy.
Speaker 21 (48:13):
That's That's where you can find me on Twitter or
x or whatever it's called. And you can find us
on ACC Network beginning at four o'clock every Monday through Friday.
Speaker 2 (48:20):
That's right, that's a good TV. I like to putting
feet up and watch you on the television. There By,
good work, you keep it up. We will talk to
you one week from to day.
Speaker 1 (48:28):
Buddy, sounds good.
Speaker 21 (48:29):
You guys have a great weekend.
Speaker 1 (48:30):
Alright, you too, my boy. Our idea, well, let's go
on play.
Speaker 2 (48:34):
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