January 3, 2025 • 47 mins
Friday (pt 1 of 2): On today’s Late Riser’s Podcast, we’ll dust off one of our favorite songs from Paul Thorn, “It’s A Good Day to Whoop Somebody’s Ass”.. - Oliver steps in to roast Tater over her “New” romance.. - Hoyt and the JuniorNation Band perform, “Trailer Park Funk”.. - we’ve got a brand new script for the Playhouse entitled, “The New Year’s Lecture”.. - Cadbury sings his “Butler’s Paradise”.. - and Pinkard and Bowden perform “The Weenie Whacker Song”…
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Good morning to make show us on the radio.
Speaker 2 (00:02):
Hang over your local news, weather, sports.
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This was royal.
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That is the King Veto, slayer of the Visicals, destroyer
of the mongol, and aggravator of the Ottoman empiret.
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All listening to my two royal jests, those gap toothed barbarians,
John Boy and Billy ad you old big show.
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A rise a loyd of beef, A.
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Rise Duke of Ellington, A rise water of ten, essence
of marp, milk of vectisia.
Speaker 6 (01:12):
Cogni.
Speaker 1 (01:14):
That's what the ruse to saying. American? Was he saying? Oh?
Wearing France an heud like, I mean German woman, all
dress up one of them skirts, not like Marini's sexy
French baby dog.
Speaker 7 (01:33):
She sounds down.
Speaker 8 (01:36):
Yeah, yeah, no, that's that's what she sounds like.
Speaker 2 (01:38):
Now hear her. She is in her fifties.
Speaker 1 (01:48):
Yell, keep beat, okay, dim my spirits. The first Friday
in twenty and twenty five, the many Mo World National
Chocolate Covered Cherry Day, My baby, I know Danner can't
believe it, man, I love that. That's always a present
(02:08):
in my Christmas dogging their box of chocolate gloverage chair.
Speaker 7 (02:12):
What is all that liquid that's in there.
Speaker 1 (02:15):
Good old creamy goodness.
Speaker 2 (02:17):
And you like the queen Anne uh the queen.
Speaker 1 (02:20):
Yeah, they have more of that icky. Why's love that
you call it day to the otherwise they're dry?
Speaker 9 (02:27):
Right.
Speaker 2 (02:28):
Their prices are way high now, almost seven dollars.
Speaker 7 (02:33):
I'm glad you like you?
Speaker 1 (02:34):
Glad the wife tears the price tag off over. No,
that's worth it all right. Then let's see here birthdays.
Mel Gibson is sixty nine. Led Zeppelin bassist John Paul
Jones is seventy nine. Oh look, you remember that little
activist girl who was saying, how dag you, how dag
(02:56):
you wrapping my childhood because of global warming? I dag you?
Speaker 10 (02:59):
A German?
Speaker 5 (03:02):
I think she is.
Speaker 1 (03:02):
Her name is Greta Thunberg. She is twenty two years old.
I remember she was a little.
Speaker 8 (03:09):
She was like what sixteen seventeen, maybe.
Speaker 1 (03:12):
Even younger than that. And then they, of course they
scooped her up and started breaking her around against trying
to get some money. He'll post your time. I wonder
if she's got a boyfriend you ah, good luck?
Speaker 7 (03:24):
Oh no, she's Swedish.
Speaker 8 (03:27):
Sweet dag you dah you earth.
Speaker 1 (03:34):
Oh we'll get up. Let's get at it and do
something good for humanity this morning. That's a plan. Hey,
we'll give we'll get the winning beginning on outbursts. Make
you think, first thing this Friday morning. No, it's gonna
be fun. Oh, cocaruco. Big shows?
Speaker 2 (03:52):
How do you say?
Speaker 1 (03:53):
Big shows on a radio?
Speaker 2 (03:55):
Want me to do it?
Speaker 1 (03:55):
No? Okay, good morning, Big shows on a radio. Look
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Man.
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We got one Booker branch mo like a pro with
Redmax tick on that banner. When you hit the big
show dot com. Well, let's go to three dates in history.
We'll get our three categories for you to win. January third.
It was nineteen sixty nine, after Howard mcneer died at
age sixty three.
Speaker 2 (04:35):
I'm I know it was man.
Speaker 1 (04:37):
Besides playing The Andy Griffins Show's Floyd Lawson, it was
also a cartoon voice on The Jetsons and on the
radio version of gun Smoke. He was Doc Adams so
he was like an old school actor, but man like this, yeah,
get a little shaggy backs here.
Speaker 10 (04:55):
He was like, hey, Marshall, now two thousand the final
new daily Peanuts comics.
Speaker 1 (05:06):
But Charles Schultz ran in two thousand, six hundred newspapers.
It was the final new one from Charles. And then
twenty twenty two, Apple became the first US company to
be worth three trillion with a T and value after
tripling its price in under four years.
Speaker 2 (05:25):
Very popular.
Speaker 6 (05:26):
Well, Grunk was gone.
Speaker 8 (05:27):
Not Grunk, but Gronk was the football player that played
with Mahomes. Yeah, let's go yeah Gronkowski, right, yeah, he
had bought he had bought Apple stock back like in
two thousand and four, as contractor told him to buy it.
He was having some work done, so he did, and
then he just forgot about it and it like it
is like it was like a I forget how much
sixty thousand he put down for stock, and it has
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somewhere near the three hundreds and something thousand.
Speaker 1 (05:53):
So now Gronkowski played with the Brady Tom Brady.
Speaker 2 (05:56):
Oh Tom Brady.
Speaker 1 (05:57):
Yeah, well Mahomes is that god that a popular singer? Yeah,
you tell us about everyone.
Speaker 2 (06:05):
Swivel something something like that.
Speaker 1 (06:07):
All right, thank you for your for your inputs.
Speaker 4 (06:12):
Now they're gonna believe me.
Speaker 1 (06:15):
Checker on that. Let's say where were we Apple? Or
I just think about rich companies, not rich people. That'll
be that category. All right, good work, We're ready one
eight hundred Big Show. You told free line. We play
out birds next, Good morning, let's make show on the
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radio for you. Friday, January third, our feature track from
the Big Show vent Box A side turner Patricks New
Year's Eve. There's a word new Year? Patrick hit the
Big Box at the Big Show dot coments the upperst
Let's play Uppers.
Speaker 7 (07:15):
It's the game that anyone can win.
Speaker 5 (07:18):
John Boy really to give.
Speaker 10 (07:21):
The prizes from the Big Prize being.
Speaker 7 (07:24):
Let's go he contested number one.
Speaker 11 (07:27):
This should really be a lot of fun when you're
playing uppers.
Speaker 2 (07:33):
Have a hurry up and guest time at the best time.
Speaker 7 (07:37):
You got a big shots.
Speaker 1 (07:39):
Let's say, heard a Hope from Albertson, North Carolina. We
shot good morning, Hope.
Speaker 8 (07:55):
How you doing?
Speaker 12 (07:56):
How are you doing?
Speaker 1 (07:57):
Hey, We're all good.
Speaker 2 (07:58):
Welcome in here.
Speaker 1 (07:59):
Among does sound like you're awake enough to win a
cool prize pack?
Speaker 2 (08:04):
You ready to go?
Speaker 13 (08:06):
Dang sure, I am.
Speaker 1 (08:07):
It's my birthday. Wow, happy birthday. Well let's get it
going here, Hope. I'm sure you've been a winter most
of your lives, so you know how it feels. So
in five seconds, give us three characters from the Andy
Griffith Show.
Speaker 2 (08:24):
Ready go.
Speaker 6 (08:27):
Otis duber Earth by three.
Speaker 2 (08:30):
Goodness Wow, supporting characters.
Speaker 1 (08:34):
I'd hope three characters from the Peanuts comic strip.
Speaker 2 (08:38):
Ready go.
Speaker 6 (08:40):
Peppermint Patty Lanas Lusty over more.
Speaker 1 (08:46):
Peppermint Patty was out there all right, so hope I was.
But you know, all right, I hope we need three
rich companies ready to go?
Speaker 6 (09:02):
How about Apple, Walmart and big old Excellent Mobile.
Speaker 2 (09:07):
Well there you are.
Speaker 1 (09:09):
Well, then the fellow Redbacks pries back home. You hang
on and Jackie will hook you up.
Speaker 14 (09:19):
All right, man, thank you so much.
Speaker 1 (09:21):
All right, baby, want many hours on top of your news.
Friday morning, look at our request the twenty four Paul
Thorns got one up there. Good morning. It's make Shaw
(10:13):
on the radio for you. January third, twenty twenty five,
Happy New Year, the first of the year. We all
always look back and say, what's on? It's got the
motion requests the previous year not necessarily made in twenty
twenty boards and comes in with the most requests, and
Paul Thorne's got one near the top. It's like y'all
were dealing with a lot of aggression. Good too, My
(10:39):
boydown must sip hit it.
Speaker 15 (10:48):
Have you ever had one of those days when nothing
goes raid your wife starts bitching back whatever it was
she would be. It's in a bodle last night, so
you escaping to the bathroom just to sit there on
your throne. But after you finish your business, the tarlet
(11:15):
paper is gone. It's a great day for me to
whoop some bodies ass. It's a bad day, so you
better get off of my back. You might get cold
cock if you cross my path, because it's.
Speaker 5 (11:40):
A great day for me to whoop.
Speaker 15 (11:44):
Somebody's asked.
Speaker 2 (11:49):
All right, y'all sit down.
Speaker 16 (11:54):
Well.
Speaker 15 (11:54):
I was running late for work, so I poured me
in some car off it to go, and just before
I had a flat tire. I spilled it all over
my clothes. When the highway patrolman pulled up, I thought
that help was on the way, but when he saw
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that tiretoo in my hands, he shot me with a
pepper spray. It's a great day, y'all can say it.
Speaker 5 (12:26):
Come on for me to whoop.
Speaker 15 (12:28):
Somebody's asked, it's a bad day, so you better get
off of my back.
Speaker 5 (12:38):
You might get cold.
Speaker 15 (12:40):
Cock if you cross my past. Come on, y'all, because
it's a great day for me to whoop somebody's ass.
Speaker 5 (12:54):
Right now.
Speaker 15 (12:55):
This last verse, he goes out to everybody that don't
like their boss at work.
Speaker 2 (13:02):
All winter.
Speaker 5 (13:05):
Finally made it to work.
Speaker 15 (13:08):
That was fifteen minutes late.
Speaker 1 (13:12):
I told my boss about the flat tire.
Speaker 15 (13:15):
Buddy fired me in any way. So here I am
in the parking lot, just waiting by his COVID. I'm
gonna give him a good bye present that he never
will fucking it's a great day.
Speaker 5 (13:35):
Come on for me to wood. Somebody's asked me.
Speaker 15 (13:40):
It's a bad day, so you better get off of
my back. You might get cold cock if you cross
my past. Big finish, come on, cause it's a great day.
Speaker 2 (13:59):
For me too. Somebody that.
Speaker 1 (14:06):
All right? Morning this big y'all all the radio for you.
(14:44):
Friday morning, January third, let'sten and now an entry into
the diary of Gary Busey.
Speaker 2 (14:56):
Dear Diary. This is Gary Beauty Well Diary.
Speaker 17 (15:03):
Another year coming go, it's time to reflect it, reassess
one's personal life. Now being an Oscar nominated Hollywood Luminario,
I'm pretty perfect already.
Speaker 2 (15:16):
But there's always a chance to get more perfect.
Speaker 17 (15:20):
So I've jotted down a list of to dos to
get done.
Speaker 2 (15:24):
Smoothing off the rougher edges. No more pooping in shares hedges,
no more drugs or panty sniffing. I'll even be nice
to Kathy Griffin.
Speaker 17 (15:31):
Yeah, I'll be honest, Diary. I had a hard time
finding things to improve on. I had to dig deep
because that's what the great ones do. So first off,
I'm gonna stop being nice to Hollywood elites that don't
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deserve it. No more of this gee that's no white
movie looks like a humdinggger. Or I love what you've
done with the Star Wars franchise. In fact, first of
the year, I'm gonna send Kursten Dunts to an email.
Fix that little baked bean teeth you gobbling, Getting honest,
(16:15):
getting true, giving warning to all of you. If you
stink or if you suck Gary's here, you're out of luck.
Speaker 2 (16:29):
Not to brag, Diary, but I have.
Speaker 17 (16:30):
A bit of a reputation in Hollywood, a reputation of
being morally flexible in my choice of female companionship.
Speaker 5 (16:38):
Yeah yeah, yeah yeah yeah yeah, how hawk.
Speaker 2 (16:44):
My preferences do run a tad to the larger sized ladies.
Speaker 17 (16:47):
Now, see how had to crush on Rebel Wilson and
she went and got all spelt.
Speaker 2 (16:52):
So I started focusing on.
Speaker 7 (16:53):
Lizzo, Lizo, Lido.
Speaker 2 (17:00):
And then she went slim down.
Speaker 17 (17:02):
What dum hey, how are all these heifers doing it?
Wait a second, I might be missing the point, Diary.
Maybe it's me, sweet fancy Moses Diary. I know what
I'm gonna do. By God, I need to start marketing
myself as Hollywood's weight loss secret All utensil town heifers. Listen,
(17:26):
watch them extra pounds go missing, Mediam millennials and blebbery boomers.
I think I'll start with Amy Schumer. He Oh, no, bra,
Hollywood is a fickle mistress. Diary, You're only as good
as your last picture. Now, It's not well known that
(17:48):
I've turned down several big roles like Chucky in Child's Play,
to Stay Puff, marshmallow Man and Ghostbusters and the horse
in Secretariat. Lots of reasons, not enough money, the dialogue stunk,
no makeouts with the leading lady mew but no more, Diary,
(18:09):
and I'm starting this year all right. I just landed
the lead in Shark Nado ten Shark Nudo. This can't
miss sharks in the nudist Colony, craziest thing you ever
did see. All that skin makes them even meaner. Watch out,
they don't bite that Weiener. We're gonna need a bigger shark.
Speaker 7 (18:30):
Hardy, hard hard.
Speaker 4 (18:32):
Check out my scar whoopsie.
Speaker 17 (18:39):
Well, Diary, I got the ski daddle. I'm having a
weight loss consultation with Melissa McCarthy. Another one bites the
dust until next time, Diary, x'es and o's Gary.
Speaker 1 (18:57):
Music good more than everybody.
Speaker 2 (19:02):
More, big show to come.
Speaker 1 (19:04):
Hang where you are, yo?
Speaker 18 (19:06):
What's up? This is Ike and for all of five
one one you need on all things redneck. Just check
out my two favorite crackers, John bro and Bitley right
here on the Big Show. I listened to something else
my own self, but white boy Patrick Dunn broke off.
Speaker 6 (19:25):
The knob in the Cadillac.
Speaker 1 (19:29):
Patrick never mind piece out. Good morning, Big shows on
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the radio, all right. First of the year, Love, First
of the year, Romance, hang over a few minutes dilated
by dater.
Speaker 2 (20:19):
What many people have.
Speaker 1 (20:24):
That one spectral happy boy? Let's call them all right
here on Friday mornings on.
Speaker 9 (20:33):
I got some good belchies in here somewhere. I hope
they don't come out in the middle of this next
time because it is a.
Speaker 5 (20:41):
Classic, because I say it is.
Speaker 9 (20:46):
That's in fact, I declare this next time to be
our new national anthem. The fact that we're spending so
much money here recording this thing, and we're spending somebody
else's money, Devin, It just makes me a very happy boy.
Speaker 19 (21:12):
Walking on the street on sunny day, a.
Speaker 5 (21:16):
Feeling in my bowels that I'm away.
Speaker 9 (21:20):
Mother, have me boy, have me boy?
Speaker 19 (21:24):
Oh wait, the good one things and go with your way. Hey, hey,
a luck spot guy, it's my card, but it's thats
in a bag and stump him in a drawer while
happy boys, happy boy gear, Hey, that's good one things
they're going with your way?
Speaker 12 (21:44):
Hey, hey, all right, goodness.
Speaker 6 (21:53):
Carry away.
Speaker 5 (22:03):
God all about a prob up for the half. I
looked to the drawer and started to laughtuble.
Speaker 1 (22:11):
Because I'm having me boy yet happy boy again?
Speaker 19 (22:15):
Hated good one Thing's the.
Speaker 12 (22:17):
Gold you Hey, fucking pumbing.
Speaker 1 (22:31):
Good morning, got the Big Show on the radio. Hang
on by Tator's bromance. Who I'm sorry, there's a row. Hey,
we're gonn play John Moore, Jefardy the winter will get
an LS Tractor Hunting Season prize pack. Got a cool
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key chain, LUs Tractor USA dot Com. You go there
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and find your local dealer. Learn why customers start blue
and stay blue. Hang on, play for it in minutes
right now. Now it's time for Oliver.
Speaker 2 (23:08):
Well, well, well.
Speaker 4 (23:10):
The new year has rung in, and with it unlimited
possibilities lay waiting in the days ahead, a time to
look with excitement to the future and whatever the fates
may hold.
Speaker 5 (23:24):
And for one of us here on the Big.
Speaker 4 (23:26):
Show, a chance to start life over, to try one
more time, to put a splint on that broken heart
and give love another chance.
Speaker 5 (23:39):
Isn't that wonderful?
Speaker 4 (23:42):
Unfortunately it's only Tata.
Speaker 5 (23:46):
What the hell let me preach on it.
Speaker 4 (23:52):
Yes, to the disappointment of inmates everywhere, Tata is officially
off the mark for the moment, anyway, at least until
the current mister right now gets a few months into
this disaster and hence for the Hills. Don't get me wrong,
(24:12):
I'm hopeful for her, happy for her, well, actually happy
for us. Maybe when she's getting a little regular hibbitygibbity,
it'll take the edge off that flinty off air personality
of hers. Gimme a bee, gimme an eye, give me
a t what's that spell?
Speaker 2 (24:31):
Tat?
Speaker 6 (24:35):
Oh?
Speaker 5 (24:35):
I know you're thinking that Tater is a real catch.
Speaker 4 (24:39):
So bunny and bubbly and vivacious. Yeah, on the ash,
she's all wacky and giggly and adorable. But when that
little red light goes off, missus Hyde makes an appearance,
(25:00):
I rest my case. My ballcamp young friend smiles turned
to uncertain frowns, knowing the wrong thing will set her
fury of fire, and FYI, she's terrifying, especially when she
yells at you in a terrible accent. Oh, it's funny,
(25:20):
but it's hard to laugh when you're choking on your
own blood. I guess we all should have seen this
rebound coming. Sure took long enough, since her previous romantic
excursion ended up like the Hindenburg. We were all starting
to think she might have switched teams. You know, try
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something new. What she'd been doing wasn't working with her damn,
So what the heck? Some of us even hoped.
Speaker 13 (25:50):
For it, right, Maurice Hive.
Speaker 4 (25:56):
But no, Dice, she's still doing the guy thing. No
pun intended. Tater had gone to great length to reinvent herself,
maybe hoping to change her appearance enough so all the
guys she ran off before might give her another swing,
not knowing it was her. She lost weight, started wearing
women's clothes that was nice. She even changed her hairstyle,
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And by changed her hairstyle, I met combed it. She
called in the Max Factor Swat team to teach her
about them, the makeup do dads that all the city
gals use. Even bought some new lingerie. Now you done
her sexy stuff, not like the old days. Were those
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five for twenty five granny pandies she bought off the
palette a big lots. Now she's rocking lacy and racy
baby and getting.
Speaker 5 (26:57):
Her something a bit more supportive.
Speaker 4 (27:00):
Yeah, father time a sort.
Speaker 5 (27:03):
Of donkey punched that once pert bust line.
Speaker 4 (27:07):
So she went out and got some real high tech
anti gravity undergarments fibers.
Speaker 2 (27:12):
So strong you could use them to reel in a Marlin.
Speaker 5 (27:17):
I just realized that that's a very fitting analogy.
Speaker 4 (27:21):
So, with a new paint job on the old chassis,
she put up her for sale sign and or enough,
some poor sap took the bait and strolled right into
a Twilight Zone episode. This simple schmuck has no earthly
idea would lay in store for him. I'm sure he's
just slightly starstruck, much like the stars he'll likely see.
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But when the first time he makes her mad, Oh
when she gets into the Apple teenies and turns into
smashed Tata one of her many personalities, that's the one
where she laughs when she's crushing your windpipe and your spirit.
Speaker 2 (28:03):
At the same time. See what I'm saying.
Speaker 4 (28:11):
Well, if he can withstand the physical damage, congratulations. However,
the emotional torture will surely be his end. I'm sure
it'll be much the same as it is here at
the Big Show. Guests to show up unannounced will be
told to sit on the porch and see if they
can work you in. Or just when you actually need
her to do something, she's gone off making popcorn or
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napping with the dog, or misspelling words on the blackboard.
The terrorists that await this poor sob are so profound
and varied. Most of them have been banned by the
UN as torture. Ever been Tata boarded?
Speaker 2 (28:53):
Brother?
Speaker 5 (28:53):
You don't want to know, But let's not belabor the point.
Speaker 4 (28:57):
Let's just wish Tata and her next vict the bow.
Speaker 5 (29:02):
The best of luck. And by the way, keep your
chin up.
Speaker 4 (29:06):
State correctional inmate zero three one seven eighty six two.
Speaker 2 (29:11):
It's really just a waiting game.
Speaker 1 (29:26):
Oh good time, let's play some John Boyd jevitey y'all
for the LS Tractor Hunting Season prize back review. Yesterday's question.
We found out, according to a national survey, this is
the most popular New Year's resolution among Americans for this year.
It is saved more money, Save more money. Number five
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was quit smoking. Number two will start smoking. I thought
today's John boydgefarty. Chances are you heard or sang along
with a traditional Scottish song Old Lang Sigh on.
Speaker 2 (30:02):
New Year's Eve?
Speaker 1 (30:03):
But did you know this is what the title translates
to in English? What is I like?
Speaker 7 (30:10):
Big butts?
Speaker 1 (30:11):
Wow? What y'all got? One eight hundred big show? You
told free line we go to we get a winner.
We played John boyd Jumping.
Speaker 11 (30:21):
They next you done Messio make shows on the radio Friday,
(30:53):
Got Things News twenty five as I turner, is that
feature track for the Big Show?
Speaker 1 (30:59):
But Box is celebrating Patrick's New Year's Eve? How bad
I bore? Patrick? You were New Year Patrick, the Big
Box at the Big Show dot com and right out
Yes live across America. It's John Boa and now your host.
He had to abandon his New Year's resolution, turns out
(31:21):
using the phrase no comment whenever his wife asked him
something really wasn't such a good idea? He's John Boy.
I thank it. As I headed justin out of Phoenix City, Alabama.
Good morning, justin, Good morning, Hello buddy, you got first
shot at John Boy Jeopardy. Welcome in here, justin, Jens.
Speaker 7 (31:44):
Are you heard or.
Speaker 1 (31:44):
Sang along with a traditional Scuddish song old lang side
Well on New Year's Eve? Has always happened? You know
we're looking the board? Did you know?
Speaker 16 (31:53):
Do you know?
Speaker 1 (31:54):
I guess that's why you're here. What the title translates
to in English? Have we holiday? Happy holiday?
Speaker 2 (32:09):
Oh? Happy hello day?
Speaker 1 (32:11):
Well let's see I didn't fit that in holiday? Yeah
all right, Hey, you know still not worry Johnson. We
appreciate you playing. Thanks for listening there, buddy, hope you
have a great new year.
Speaker 3 (32:30):
Thank you.
Speaker 1 (32:31):
And I love y'all show.
Speaker 16 (32:33):
I listen to it all the time, and I finally
got in and out of it.
Speaker 1 (32:39):
I know, and this is what you did with it. Man,
don't beat yourself up, buddy. Well you got another chance.
All right, Right, y'all are awesome.
Speaker 12 (32:49):
I like y'alls radio show.
Speaker 1 (32:51):
Thank you, justin. We appreciate you, buddy, have a great day,
all right, den, Well let's go. We got Donna in
Fall Branch, Tennessee. Good morning, Donna, Hey, good good. All right,
let me say Donna old langs? What does this title
(33:11):
translate to in English? In English, it trans what.
Speaker 2 (33:21):
Wow?
Speaker 1 (33:21):
That sounds like an alien language. Say that again.
Speaker 11 (33:24):
Again, Times got by, times gone by.
Speaker 1 (33:31):
Let's see. So I've been pronouncing it wrong. I guess
I've been saying old lang sigh.
Speaker 2 (33:45):
Yeah, it's very common.
Speaker 1 (33:46):
The way you're here is the way it's its spelled,
A U L D L A N G S y
n E old lang sign.
Speaker 2 (34:00):
Yeah.
Speaker 7 (34:00):
The way you were saying it is go with eggs.
Speaker 1 (34:05):
I get better hold lange son should old acquaintans be
for God never brought to mind. Should old acquains be
forgotten in the days of old lang signe sign Oh yes,
drhymes a whole lot better if you pronounce it right.
All right, we've learned a lot here. Uh, Donna, congratulations
to you. You win the big old prize back. We'll
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get to you over fall.
Speaker 16 (34:27):
Branch sounds good?
Speaker 1 (34:29):
Thank you.
Speaker 13 (34:29):
Could I give a shout out?
Speaker 1 (34:31):
Of course you can.
Speaker 14 (34:32):
I'd like to.
Speaker 20 (34:33):
Give a shout out to my son, Corey Phillips. He's
working up in Alaska.
Speaker 1 (34:38):
Well all right, well he began. We'll keep warm up
their exactly yell. He'll like this prize pack.
Speaker 16 (34:48):
I'm sure he'll lay claim to it.
Speaker 1 (34:51):
Well, good you good mama.
Speaker 2 (34:52):
Will you hang on? Donna and Jackie get it to the.
Speaker 1 (34:55):
House finding when the hour and top of your news
right on the other side, holding the boys Friday Morning
song or trailer park puking when at twenty five Good morning,
(35:48):
Big Shows on the radio. January third, twenty twenty five
start the year off. Some most requested songs had from
the previous year Big show only tunes. There's one consistently
rach right up there, especially every Friday monthly, daily, weekly,
taking pick Point, the Junior Nation Band.
Speaker 16 (36:09):
The Boys, Ladies and Gentlemen.
Speaker 1 (36:16):
The Junior Nation Man presents a more or less.
Speaker 20 (36:18):
True story feature in Carl the Cook and the legendary
nature boy himself, mister Rick Flair. It goes exactly like
Man bud Wiser's ice coat. We just followed a but
this one for them slicked girls, them picked girls. They
white as Hell's silent profiling way outside the city.
Speaker 16 (36:39):
Got caml from bast pros. Gonna kiss myself so pretty?
Speaker 2 (36:43):
Too hot, call.
Speaker 1 (36:46):
The trail the park managers. Too hot?
Speaker 16 (36:50):
You know I ain't no amateur.
Speaker 6 (36:52):
It's too hot.
Speaker 2 (36:54):
Say my name, you know who I am?
Speaker 21 (36:56):
Too hot?
Speaker 16 (36:58):
And I slapped out of the money.
Speaker 21 (37:00):
Man.
Speaker 16 (37:01):
Leave me hold a dollar, man, Leave me hold a dollar.
Y'all give a little holler, because Traylor park Funk gonna
give it to you.
Speaker 6 (37:09):
Traylor park fwalk gonna give it to you.
Speaker 1 (37:11):
Traylor bark Fuk gonna.
Speaker 16 (37:12):
Give it to you on Saturday night. And this bunch
ain't right.
Speaker 21 (37:15):
Call the neighborhood wash. WHOA call the neighborhood wash. Who
call the neighborhood wash.
Speaker 16 (37:34):
Call the neighborhood wash.
Speaker 21 (37:36):
Call the neighborhood wash, Call the neighborhood wash.
Speaker 16 (37:40):
Hey, hey, hey, hey, wait, hold on, anybody seen my
cell phone? Nature boy signed the check. We about to
hit the road for Richmond, Nashville. Do in Alabama. Bring
that little waitress. She's a bad mamma. Jam too hard,
(38:01):
it's designated driver time, too hard cost drunken driving. There's
a crime too hot. I might need some waffle house
too hard. My head's kind of spinny. Man, lend me
hold a dollar, Man, lend me hold a dollar. Y'all
give them a little holler. Cosse trailer park from gonna
(38:23):
give it to you. Trailer park from gonna give it
to you. Trailer park funk, gonna give it to you
Saturday night, and we about to fight. Call the neighborhood.
Speaker 21 (38:31):
Who call the neighborhood was woo, Call the neighborhood wash,
Call the neighborhood was Call the neighborhood was call the
(38:53):
neighborhood wash.
Speaker 1 (38:55):
Hey, hey, hang hang.
Speaker 7 (39:01):
Who next.
Speaker 16 (39:12):
Neighbor conder, neighborhood wid cader, neighborhood walk Carol the neighborhood wald.
Speaker 1 (39:20):
You know, Rare, I love you your death, but you
can be a little.
Speaker 16 (39:24):
Bit high man.
Speaker 1 (39:52):
Good Friday Morning Big Show. It is on the radio
First play House of Twining twenty five. We're not ready
but drive John Players Action, Hello friends.
Speaker 13 (40:05):
Your old Bernfern Here with another diaper filling edition of
John Boy and Billy Playhouse. Today's episode the New Year's Lecture.
As our story opens, a very drunk man is being
approached by a police officer on New Year's Eve.
Speaker 2 (40:21):
Let me ride that donkey, donkey, Let me ride that donkey.
Don't you let me ride that donkey donky.
Speaker 8 (40:27):
Excxcuse me, sir, I'm Officer Moran from the Brushwood PD.
Speaker 7 (40:31):
Please, please, please, sir? Could you please stop singing?
Speaker 6 (40:38):
Hello?
Speaker 2 (40:39):
Miss lady? Do you prefer another tune?
Speaker 4 (40:43):
Oh?
Speaker 7 (40:44):
Well, sir, have you been drinking?
Speaker 2 (40:45):
No, I'm taking your break to bust out these jams.
Speaker 7 (40:49):
Care for a show tune?
Speaker 2 (40:51):
Popular?
Speaker 5 (40:52):
You gotta be populer.
Speaker 8 (40:55):
Geez, sir, I'm going to ask you to take a
field sobriety test.
Speaker 2 (40:59):
Why is there is there is something wrong with your eyes?
Speaker 8 (41:01):
Sir, sir, you have the right to remain silent, bab
Now are you every yes?
Speaker 2 (41:07):
Sir?
Speaker 7 (41:08):
Yes, I get it, I get it. It's New Year's Eve.
Speaker 8 (41:10):
You've had a few cocktails, I can't let you wander
the streets belting out whatever song comes to mind.
Speaker 2 (41:15):
Do what baby?
Speaker 1 (41:17):
When I met you, there was peace on No.
Speaker 8 (41:20):
Okay, please put your hands behind your back.
Speaker 5 (41:23):
Sir, I'm the handmaid tool of the state.
Speaker 2 (41:27):
For your information, I have a college professor. Really yes, really,
see I still got my hair. It's Waltz button on
my lapelle.
Speaker 7 (41:36):
Yeah, that's aged well, and I'm on my way to
a lecture.
Speaker 8 (41:41):
You are at eleven thirty PM.
Speaker 7 (41:43):
Already are running late, sir, Sir, who in the.
Speaker 8 (41:47):
World gives a lecture at this time of the night.
Speaker 2 (41:49):
My wife, son of us, and.
Speaker 13 (41:57):
How we hope you enjoyed John Bully and Billy playhouse.
Speaker 17 (42:01):
If I if I give you ten dollars, would you
frisk me?
Speaker 13 (42:05):
Make it twenty Tune in next time when we'll hear
the professor's loud and sober wife say, hey, big man,
let me hold a dollar.
Speaker 1 (42:13):
You know this one?
Speaker 5 (42:14):
Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 2 (42:16):
Yeah yeah yeah.
Speaker 1 (42:19):
Good morning everybody.
Speaker 2 (42:20):
The big show is right here on the radio.
Speaker 1 (42:25):
Shaves me praised, You're lifted.
Speaker 13 (42:28):
The two fine lads, two boys dedicated to put on
your face and a song in your heart.
Speaker 1 (42:36):
As long as you're buying their bloody grillin sauce.
Speaker 3 (42:39):
John Boy and Billy on the Big Show, Faith and Begora,
(43:16):
good morning.
Speaker 1 (43:17):
It's a big show on the radio, playing well most
requested songs. So here in the Big Show, of course,
uh some are Christmas songs. And so we only got
to play this a couple of times, the requests of
one more time. We played this with our very own Jackie,
we get hurt near a microphone.
Speaker 2 (43:37):
You got it going on?
Speaker 1 (43:38):
Baby, it's cold outside, Jackie and Ike.
Speaker 5 (43:44):
Okay, Jackie, Baby, it's magic cap Ike.
Speaker 7 (43:47):
Are you sure about this?
Speaker 6 (43:49):
You haven't known me to let a woman down the
wrong path steal the music, Baby.
Speaker 5 (43:52):
Come on, let it flow.
Speaker 7 (43:55):
I really can't stand it's cold outside. I've got to
go away.
Speaker 22 (44:03):
Maybe gets cold outside this evening has been shown, got
a nice high silvery nice by for a choppolt.
Speaker 14 (44:17):
My mother will start to worm about on my nerves.
Speaker 7 (44:23):
My father will be pacing the floor.
Speaker 5 (44:26):
Look at them, sweet fine curve.
Speaker 14 (44:29):
So really i'd better skirl y it was your hurry, well,
maybe just to have a drink more.
Speaker 7 (44:38):
Get into the flower, neighbors, My things show.
Speaker 5 (44:42):
Not some nice cup boosts.
Speaker 7 (44:45):
Say what's in this stream using to make you loose.
I really don't mean you're lucky in the sheets are clean.
Speaker 14 (44:56):
Your ground said that booty on asked guy ought to say.
Speaker 5 (45:04):
No, No, I know you ain't that kind of hole girl.
Speaker 7 (45:08):
At least I'm going to say that. I try when
I get spixing a ride. Really can't standing on hole out, baby,
it's cold outside.
Speaker 5 (45:24):
See you gotta baby.
Speaker 6 (45:26):
I can't really think so, baby, I know so you
should have hurt Tina today.
Speaker 5 (45:31):
I can't go about enough for Tennessee.
Speaker 4 (45:34):
Let's go again.
Speaker 7 (45:36):
I simply must go. You're gonna be froze outside.
Speaker 14 (45:42):
The answer is no catching the holes outside.
Speaker 7 (45:47):
I'm trying to shut.
Speaker 2 (45:49):
Put on that coke girl.
Speaker 10 (45:53):
Class.
Speaker 7 (45:55):
Put my foot ride in your I ought to be
home in, bitch.
Speaker 5 (46:02):
Don't make me go upside your hate.
Speaker 14 (46:04):
I'm trying to just res get halfway pitch. I'm feeling
a little scared.
Speaker 7 (46:13):
You didn't think I can. Let's take it back down
and don't act like.
Speaker 2 (46:19):
A crazy bee.
Speaker 7 (46:21):
I really shouldn't leave.
Speaker 2 (46:23):
No, maybe don't start again.
Speaker 14 (46:27):
It's hard to believe have a glas of gin. There's
something about you. You talking I kind line.
Speaker 5 (46:39):
Be the natural news messy.
Speaker 7 (46:43):
You make me feel kind.
Speaker 14 (46:46):
Of dish in lessin I never felt this way before.
Speaker 5 (46:52):
Drop your penny down on a floor, really.
Speaker 7 (46:56):
Can't stitches a fold out.
Speaker 6 (46:59):
Baby is cold, so that's what I'm talking about.
Speaker 1 (47:19):
Was that too flat?
Speaker 9 (47:20):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (47:20):
You a lot of things.
Speaker 4 (47:22):
Flat ain't one of them.
Good morning to make show us on the radio.
Speaker 2 (00:02):
Hang over your local news, weather, sports.
Speaker 1 (00:05):
This was royal.
Speaker 3 (00:06):
That is the King Veto, slayer of the Visicals, destroyer
of the mongol, and aggravator of the Ottoman empiret.
Speaker 4 (00:17):
All listening to my two royal jests, those gap toothed barbarians,
John Boy and Billy ad you old big show.
Speaker 5 (00:26):
A rise a loyd of beef, A.
Speaker 4 (00:29):
Rise Duke of Ellington, A rise water of ten, essence
of marp, milk of vectisia.
Speaker 6 (01:12):
Cogni.
Speaker 1 (01:14):
That's what the ruse to saying. American? Was he saying? Oh?
Wearing France an heud like, I mean German woman, all
dress up one of them skirts, not like Marini's sexy
French baby dog.
Speaker 7 (01:33):
She sounds down.
Speaker 8 (01:36):
Yeah, yeah, no, that's that's what she sounds like.
Speaker 2 (01:38):
Now hear her. She is in her fifties.
Speaker 1 (01:48):
Yell, keep beat, okay, dim my spirits. The first Friday
in twenty and twenty five, the many Mo World National
Chocolate Covered Cherry Day, My baby, I know Danner can't
believe it, man, I love that. That's always a present
(02:08):
in my Christmas dogging their box of chocolate gloverage chair.
Speaker 7 (02:12):
What is all that liquid that's in there.
Speaker 1 (02:15):
Good old creamy goodness.
Speaker 2 (02:17):
And you like the queen Anne uh the queen.
Speaker 1 (02:20):
Yeah, they have more of that icky. Why's love that
you call it day to the otherwise they're dry?
Speaker 9 (02:27):
Right.
Speaker 2 (02:28):
Their prices are way high now, almost seven dollars.
Speaker 7 (02:33):
I'm glad you like you?
Speaker 1 (02:34):
Glad the wife tears the price tag off over. No,
that's worth it all right. Then let's see here birthdays.
Mel Gibson is sixty nine. Led Zeppelin bassist John Paul
Jones is seventy nine. Oh look, you remember that little
activist girl who was saying, how dag you, how dag
(02:56):
you wrapping my childhood because of global warming? I dag you?
Speaker 10 (02:59):
A German?
Speaker 5 (03:02):
I think she is.
Speaker 1 (03:02):
Her name is Greta Thunberg. She is twenty two years old.
I remember she was a little.
Speaker 8 (03:09):
She was like what sixteen seventeen, maybe.
Speaker 1 (03:12):
Even younger than that. And then they, of course they
scooped her up and started breaking her around against trying
to get some money. He'll post your time. I wonder
if she's got a boyfriend you ah, good luck?
Speaker 7 (03:24):
Oh no, she's Swedish.
Speaker 8 (03:27):
Sweet dag you dah you earth.
Speaker 1 (03:34):
Oh we'll get up. Let's get at it and do
something good for humanity this morning. That's a plan. Hey,
we'll give we'll get the winning beginning on outbursts. Make
you think, first thing this Friday morning. No, it's gonna
be fun. Oh, cocaruco. Big shows?
Speaker 2 (03:52):
How do you say?
Speaker 1 (03:53):
Big shows on a radio?
Speaker 2 (03:55):
Want me to do it?
Speaker 1 (03:55):
No? Okay, good morning, Big shows on a radio. Look
a big old red Maax prize pack for you to win.
Redmax makes the best trimmers and blowers and commercial zero
turned Moores got a two year unlimited hours warning Kawasaki
Engines heavy duty fabricated decks. Those things are awesome.
Speaker 6 (04:16):
Man.
Speaker 1 (04:16):
We got one Booker branch mo like a pro with
Redmax tick on that banner. When you hit the big
show dot com. Well, let's go to three dates in history.
We'll get our three categories for you to win. January third.
It was nineteen sixty nine, after Howard mcneer died at
age sixty three.
Speaker 2 (04:35):
I'm I know it was man.
Speaker 1 (04:37):
Besides playing The Andy Griffins Show's Floyd Lawson, it was
also a cartoon voice on The Jetsons and on the
radio version of gun Smoke. He was Doc Adams so
he was like an old school actor, but man like this, yeah,
get a little shaggy backs here.
Speaker 10 (04:55):
He was like, hey, Marshall, now two thousand the final
new daily Peanuts comics.
Speaker 1 (05:06):
But Charles Schultz ran in two thousand, six hundred newspapers.
It was the final new one from Charles. And then
twenty twenty two, Apple became the first US company to
be worth three trillion with a T and value after
tripling its price in under four years.
Speaker 2 (05:25):
Very popular.
Speaker 6 (05:26):
Well, Grunk was gone.
Speaker 8 (05:27):
Not Grunk, but Gronk was the football player that played
with Mahomes. Yeah, let's go yeah Gronkowski, right, yeah, he
had bought he had bought Apple stock back like in
two thousand and four, as contractor told him to buy it.
He was having some work done, so he did, and
then he just forgot about it and it like it
is like it was like a I forget how much
sixty thousand he put down for stock, and it has
(05:50):
somewhere near the three hundreds and something thousand.
Speaker 1 (05:53):
So now Gronkowski played with the Brady Tom Brady.
Speaker 2 (05:56):
Oh Tom Brady.
Speaker 1 (05:57):
Yeah, well Mahomes is that god that a popular singer? Yeah,
you tell us about everyone.
Speaker 2 (06:05):
Swivel something something like that.
Speaker 1 (06:07):
All right, thank you for your for your inputs.
Speaker 4 (06:12):
Now they're gonna believe me.
Speaker 1 (06:15):
Checker on that. Let's say where were we Apple? Or
I just think about rich companies, not rich people. That'll
be that category. All right, good work, We're ready one
eight hundred Big Show. You told free line. We play
out birds next, Good morning, let's make show on the
(06:54):
radio for you. Friday, January third, our feature track from
the Big Show vent Box A side turner Patricks New
Year's Eve. There's a word new Year? Patrick hit the
Big Box at the Big Show dot coments the upperst
Let's play Uppers.
Speaker 7 (07:15):
It's the game that anyone can win.
Speaker 5 (07:18):
John Boy really to give.
Speaker 10 (07:21):
The prizes from the Big Prize being.
Speaker 7 (07:24):
Let's go he contested number one.
Speaker 11 (07:27):
This should really be a lot of fun when you're
playing uppers.
Speaker 2 (07:33):
Have a hurry up and guest time at the best time.
Speaker 7 (07:37):
You got a big shots.
Speaker 1 (07:39):
Let's say, heard a Hope from Albertson, North Carolina. We
shot good morning, Hope.
Speaker 8 (07:55):
How you doing?
Speaker 12 (07:56):
How are you doing?
Speaker 1 (07:57):
Hey, We're all good.
Speaker 2 (07:58):
Welcome in here.
Speaker 1 (07:59):
Among does sound like you're awake enough to win a
cool prize pack?
Speaker 2 (08:04):
You ready to go?
Speaker 13 (08:06):
Dang sure, I am.
Speaker 1 (08:07):
It's my birthday. Wow, happy birthday. Well let's get it
going here, Hope. I'm sure you've been a winter most
of your lives, so you know how it feels. So
in five seconds, give us three characters from the Andy
Griffith Show.
Speaker 2 (08:24):
Ready go.
Speaker 6 (08:27):
Otis duber Earth by three.
Speaker 2 (08:30):
Goodness Wow, supporting characters.
Speaker 1 (08:34):
I'd hope three characters from the Peanuts comic strip.
Speaker 2 (08:38):
Ready go.
Speaker 6 (08:40):
Peppermint Patty Lanas Lusty over more.
Speaker 1 (08:46):
Peppermint Patty was out there all right, so hope I was.
But you know, all right, I hope we need three
rich companies ready to go?
Speaker 6 (09:02):
How about Apple, Walmart and big old Excellent Mobile.
Speaker 2 (09:07):
Well there you are.
Speaker 1 (09:09):
Well, then the fellow Redbacks pries back home. You hang
on and Jackie will hook you up.
Speaker 14 (09:19):
All right, man, thank you so much.
Speaker 1 (09:21):
All right, baby, want many hours on top of your news.
Friday morning, look at our request the twenty four Paul
Thorns got one up there. Good morning. It's make Shaw
(10:13):
on the radio for you. January third, twenty twenty five,
Happy New Year, the first of the year. We all
always look back and say, what's on? It's got the
motion requests the previous year not necessarily made in twenty
twenty boards and comes in with the most requests, and
Paul Thorne's got one near the top. It's like y'all
were dealing with a lot of aggression. Good too, My
(10:39):
boydown must sip hit it.
Speaker 15 (10:48):
Have you ever had one of those days when nothing
goes raid your wife starts bitching back whatever it was
she would be. It's in a bodle last night, so
you escaping to the bathroom just to sit there on
your throne. But after you finish your business, the tarlet
(11:15):
paper is gone. It's a great day for me to
whoop some bodies ass. It's a bad day, so you
better get off of my back. You might get cold
cock if you cross my path, because it's.
Speaker 5 (11:40):
A great day for me to whoop.
Speaker 15 (11:44):
Somebody's asked.
Speaker 2 (11:49):
All right, y'all sit down.
Speaker 16 (11:54):
Well.
Speaker 15 (11:54):
I was running late for work, so I poured me
in some car off it to go, and just before
I had a flat tire. I spilled it all over
my clothes. When the highway patrolman pulled up, I thought
that help was on the way, but when he saw
(12:17):
that tiretoo in my hands, he shot me with a
pepper spray. It's a great day, y'all can say it.
Speaker 5 (12:26):
Come on for me to whoop.
Speaker 15 (12:28):
Somebody's asked, it's a bad day, so you better get
off of my back.
Speaker 5 (12:38):
You might get cold.
Speaker 15 (12:40):
Cock if you cross my past. Come on, y'all, because
it's a great day for me to whoop somebody's ass.
Speaker 5 (12:54):
Right now.
Speaker 15 (12:55):
This last verse, he goes out to everybody that don't
like their boss at work.
Speaker 2 (13:02):
All winter.
Speaker 5 (13:05):
Finally made it to work.
Speaker 15 (13:08):
That was fifteen minutes late.
Speaker 1 (13:12):
I told my boss about the flat tire.
Speaker 15 (13:15):
Buddy fired me in any way. So here I am
in the parking lot, just waiting by his COVID. I'm
gonna give him a good bye present that he never
will fucking it's a great day.
Speaker 5 (13:35):
Come on for me to wood. Somebody's asked me.
Speaker 15 (13:40):
It's a bad day, so you better get off of
my back. You might get cold cock if you cross
my past. Big finish, come on, cause it's a great day.
Speaker 2 (13:59):
For me too. Somebody that.
Speaker 1 (14:06):
All right? Morning this big y'all all the radio for you.
(14:44):
Friday morning, January third, let'sten and now an entry into
the diary of Gary Busey.
Speaker 2 (14:56):
Dear Diary. This is Gary Beauty Well Diary.
Speaker 17 (15:03):
Another year coming go, it's time to reflect it, reassess
one's personal life. Now being an Oscar nominated Hollywood Luminario,
I'm pretty perfect already.
Speaker 2 (15:16):
But there's always a chance to get more perfect.
Speaker 17 (15:20):
So I've jotted down a list of to dos to
get done.
Speaker 2 (15:24):
Smoothing off the rougher edges. No more pooping in shares hedges,
no more drugs or panty sniffing. I'll even be nice
to Kathy Griffin.
Speaker 17 (15:31):
Yeah, I'll be honest, Diary. I had a hard time
finding things to improve on. I had to dig deep
because that's what the great ones do. So first off,
I'm gonna stop being nice to Hollywood elites that don't
(15:54):
deserve it. No more of this gee that's no white
movie looks like a humdinggger. Or I love what you've
done with the Star Wars franchise. In fact, first of
the year, I'm gonna send Kursten Dunts to an email.
Fix that little baked bean teeth you gobbling, Getting honest,
(16:15):
getting true, giving warning to all of you. If you
stink or if you suck Gary's here, you're out of luck.
Speaker 2 (16:29):
Not to brag, Diary, but I have.
Speaker 17 (16:30):
A bit of a reputation in Hollywood, a reputation of
being morally flexible in my choice of female companionship.
Speaker 5 (16:38):
Yeah yeah, yeah yeah yeah yeah, how hawk.
Speaker 2 (16:44):
My preferences do run a tad to the larger sized ladies.
Speaker 17 (16:47):
Now, see how had to crush on Rebel Wilson and
she went and got all spelt.
Speaker 2 (16:52):
So I started focusing on.
Speaker 7 (16:53):
Lizzo, Lizo, Lido.
Speaker 2 (17:00):
And then she went slim down.
Speaker 17 (17:02):
What dum hey, how are all these heifers doing it?
Wait a second, I might be missing the point, Diary.
Maybe it's me, sweet fancy Moses Diary. I know what
I'm gonna do. By God, I need to start marketing
myself as Hollywood's weight loss secret All utensil town heifers. Listen,
(17:26):
watch them extra pounds go missing, Mediam millennials and blebbery boomers.
I think I'll start with Amy Schumer. He Oh, no, bra,
Hollywood is a fickle mistress. Diary, You're only as good
as your last picture. Now, It's not well known that
(17:48):
I've turned down several big roles like Chucky in Child's Play,
to Stay Puff, marshmallow Man and Ghostbusters and the horse
in Secretariat. Lots of reasons, not enough money, the dialogue stunk,
no makeouts with the leading lady mew but no more, Diary,
(18:09):
and I'm starting this year all right. I just landed
the lead in Shark Nado ten Shark Nudo. This can't
miss sharks in the nudist Colony, craziest thing you ever
did see. All that skin makes them even meaner. Watch out,
they don't bite that Weiener. We're gonna need a bigger shark.
Speaker 7 (18:30):
Hardy, hard hard.
Speaker 4 (18:32):
Check out my scar whoopsie.
Speaker 17 (18:39):
Well, Diary, I got the ski daddle. I'm having a
weight loss consultation with Melissa McCarthy. Another one bites the
dust until next time, Diary, x'es and o's Gary.
Speaker 1 (18:57):
Music good more than everybody.
Speaker 2 (19:02):
More, big show to come.
Speaker 1 (19:04):
Hang where you are, yo?
Speaker 18 (19:06):
What's up? This is Ike and for all of five
one one you need on all things redneck. Just check
out my two favorite crackers, John bro and Bitley right
here on the Big Show. I listened to something else
my own self, but white boy Patrick Dunn broke off.
Speaker 6 (19:25):
The knob in the Cadillac.
Speaker 1 (19:29):
Patrick never mind piece out. Good morning, Big shows on
(20:08):
the radio, all right. First of the year, Love, First
of the year, Romance, hang over a few minutes dilated
by dater.
Speaker 2 (20:19):
What many people have.
Speaker 1 (20:24):
That one spectral happy boy? Let's call them all right
here on Friday mornings on.
Speaker 9 (20:33):
I got some good belchies in here somewhere. I hope
they don't come out in the middle of this next
time because it is a.
Speaker 5 (20:41):
Classic, because I say it is.
Speaker 9 (20:46):
That's in fact, I declare this next time to be
our new national anthem. The fact that we're spending so
much money here recording this thing, and we're spending somebody
else's money, Devin, It just makes me a very happy boy.
Speaker 19 (21:12):
Walking on the street on sunny day, a.
Speaker 5 (21:16):
Feeling in my bowels that I'm away.
Speaker 9 (21:20):
Mother, have me boy, have me boy?
Speaker 19 (21:24):
Oh wait, the good one things and go with your way. Hey, hey,
a luck spot guy, it's my card, but it's thats
in a bag and stump him in a drawer while
happy boys, happy boy gear, Hey, that's good one things
they're going with your way?
Speaker 12 (21:44):
Hey, hey, all right, goodness.
Speaker 6 (21:53):
Carry away.
Speaker 5 (22:03):
God all about a prob up for the half. I
looked to the drawer and started to laughtuble.
Speaker 1 (22:11):
Because I'm having me boy yet happy boy again?
Speaker 19 (22:15):
Hated good one Thing's the.
Speaker 12 (22:17):
Gold you Hey, fucking pumbing.
Speaker 1 (22:31):
Good morning, got the Big Show on the radio. Hang
on by Tator's bromance. Who I'm sorry, there's a row. Hey,
we're gonn play John Moore, Jefardy the winter will get
an LS Tractor Hunting Season prize pack. Got a cool
Blaze Orange beany t shirt for your dog, screen cleaner,
key chain, LUs Tractor USA dot Com. You go there
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and find your local dealer. Learn why customers start blue
and stay blue. Hang on, play for it in minutes
right now. Now it's time for Oliver.
Speaker 2 (23:08):
Well, well, well.
Speaker 4 (23:10):
The new year has rung in, and with it unlimited
possibilities lay waiting in the days ahead, a time to
look with excitement to the future and whatever the fates
may hold.
Speaker 5 (23:24):
And for one of us here on the Big.
Speaker 4 (23:26):
Show, a chance to start life over, to try one
more time, to put a splint on that broken heart
and give love another chance.
Speaker 5 (23:39):
Isn't that wonderful?
Speaker 4 (23:42):
Unfortunately it's only Tata.
Speaker 5 (23:46):
What the hell let me preach on it.
Speaker 4 (23:52):
Yes, to the disappointment of inmates everywhere, Tata is officially
off the mark for the moment, anyway, at least until
the current mister right now gets a few months into
this disaster and hence for the Hills. Don't get me wrong,
(24:12):
I'm hopeful for her, happy for her, well, actually happy
for us. Maybe when she's getting a little regular hibbitygibbity,
it'll take the edge off that flinty off air personality
of hers. Gimme a bee, gimme an eye, give me
a t what's that spell?
Speaker 2 (24:31):
Tat?
Speaker 6 (24:35):
Oh?
Speaker 5 (24:35):
I know you're thinking that Tater is a real catch.
Speaker 4 (24:39):
So bunny and bubbly and vivacious. Yeah, on the ash,
she's all wacky and giggly and adorable. But when that
little red light goes off, missus Hyde makes an appearance,
(25:00):
I rest my case. My ballcamp young friend smiles turned
to uncertain frowns, knowing the wrong thing will set her
fury of fire, and FYI, she's terrifying, especially when she
yells at you in a terrible accent. Oh, it's funny,
(25:20):
but it's hard to laugh when you're choking on your
own blood. I guess we all should have seen this
rebound coming. Sure took long enough, since her previous romantic
excursion ended up like the Hindenburg. We were all starting
to think she might have switched teams. You know, try
(25:43):
something new. What she'd been doing wasn't working with her damn,
So what the heck? Some of us even hoped.
Speaker 13 (25:50):
For it, right, Maurice Hive.
Speaker 4 (25:56):
But no, Dice, she's still doing the guy thing. No
pun intended. Tater had gone to great length to reinvent herself,
maybe hoping to change her appearance enough so all the
guys she ran off before might give her another swing,
not knowing it was her. She lost weight, started wearing
women's clothes that was nice. She even changed her hairstyle,
(26:23):
And by changed her hairstyle, I met combed it. She
called in the Max Factor Swat team to teach her
about them, the makeup do dads that all the city
gals use. Even bought some new lingerie. Now you done
her sexy stuff, not like the old days. Were those
(26:47):
five for twenty five granny pandies she bought off the
palette a big lots. Now she's rocking lacy and racy
baby and getting.
Speaker 5 (26:57):
Her something a bit more supportive.
Speaker 4 (27:00):
Yeah, father time a sort.
Speaker 5 (27:03):
Of donkey punched that once pert bust line.
Speaker 4 (27:07):
So she went out and got some real high tech
anti gravity undergarments fibers.
Speaker 2 (27:12):
So strong you could use them to reel in a Marlin.
Speaker 5 (27:17):
I just realized that that's a very fitting analogy.
Speaker 4 (27:21):
So, with a new paint job on the old chassis,
she put up her for sale sign and or enough,
some poor sap took the bait and strolled right into
a Twilight Zone episode. This simple schmuck has no earthly
idea would lay in store for him. I'm sure he's
just slightly starstruck, much like the stars he'll likely see.
(27:45):
But when the first time he makes her mad, Oh
when she gets into the Apple teenies and turns into
smashed Tata one of her many personalities, that's the one
where she laughs when she's crushing your windpipe and your spirit.
Speaker 2 (28:03):
At the same time. See what I'm saying.
Speaker 4 (28:11):
Well, if he can withstand the physical damage, congratulations. However,
the emotional torture will surely be his end. I'm sure
it'll be much the same as it is here at
the Big Show. Guests to show up unannounced will be
told to sit on the porch and see if they
can work you in. Or just when you actually need
her to do something, she's gone off making popcorn or
(28:33):
napping with the dog, or misspelling words on the blackboard.
The terrorists that await this poor sob are so profound
and varied. Most of them have been banned by the
UN as torture. Ever been Tata boarded?
Speaker 2 (28:53):
Brother?
Speaker 5 (28:53):
You don't want to know, But let's not belabor the point.
Speaker 4 (28:57):
Let's just wish Tata and her next vict the bow.
Speaker 5 (29:02):
The best of luck. And by the way, keep your
chin up.
Speaker 4 (29:06):
State correctional inmate zero three one seven eighty six two.
Speaker 2 (29:11):
It's really just a waiting game.
Speaker 1 (29:26):
Oh good time, let's play some John Boyd jevitey y'all
for the LS Tractor Hunting Season prize back review. Yesterday's question.
We found out, according to a national survey, this is
the most popular New Year's resolution among Americans for this year.
It is saved more money, Save more money. Number five
(29:47):
was quit smoking. Number two will start smoking. I thought
today's John boydgefarty. Chances are you heard or sang along
with a traditional Scottish song Old Lang Sigh on.
Speaker 2 (30:02):
New Year's Eve?
Speaker 1 (30:03):
But did you know this is what the title translates
to in English? What is I like?
Speaker 7 (30:10):
Big butts?
Speaker 1 (30:11):
Wow? What y'all got? One eight hundred big show? You
told free line we go to we get a winner.
We played John boyd Jumping.
Speaker 11 (30:21):
They next you done Messio make shows on the radio Friday,
(30:53):
Got Things News twenty five as I turner, is that
feature track for the Big Show?
Speaker 1 (30:59):
But Box is celebrating Patrick's New Year's Eve? How bad
I bore? Patrick? You were New Year Patrick, the Big
Box at the Big Show dot com and right out
Yes live across America. It's John Boa and now your host.
He had to abandon his New Year's resolution, turns out
(31:21):
using the phrase no comment whenever his wife asked him
something really wasn't such a good idea? He's John Boy.
I thank it. As I headed justin out of Phoenix City, Alabama.
Good morning, justin, Good morning, Hello buddy, you got first
shot at John Boy Jeopardy. Welcome in here, justin, Jens.
Speaker 7 (31:44):
Are you heard or.
Speaker 1 (31:44):
Sang along with a traditional Scuddish song old lang side
Well on New Year's Eve? Has always happened? You know
we're looking the board? Did you know?
Speaker 16 (31:53):
Do you know?
Speaker 1 (31:54):
I guess that's why you're here. What the title translates
to in English? Have we holiday? Happy holiday?
Speaker 2 (32:09):
Oh? Happy hello day?
Speaker 1 (32:11):
Well let's see I didn't fit that in holiday? Yeah
all right, Hey, you know still not worry Johnson. We
appreciate you playing. Thanks for listening there, buddy, hope you
have a great new year.
Speaker 3 (32:30):
Thank you.
Speaker 1 (32:31):
And I love y'all show.
Speaker 16 (32:33):
I listen to it all the time, and I finally
got in and out of it.
Speaker 1 (32:39):
I know, and this is what you did with it. Man,
don't beat yourself up, buddy. Well you got another chance.
All right, Right, y'all are awesome.
Speaker 12 (32:49):
I like y'alls radio show.
Speaker 1 (32:51):
Thank you, justin. We appreciate you, buddy, have a great day,
all right, den, Well let's go. We got Donna in
Fall Branch, Tennessee. Good morning, Donna, Hey, good good. All right,
let me say Donna old langs? What does this title
(33:11):
translate to in English? In English, it trans what.
Speaker 2 (33:21):
Wow?
Speaker 1 (33:21):
That sounds like an alien language. Say that again.
Speaker 11 (33:24):
Again, Times got by, times gone by.
Speaker 1 (33:31):
Let's see. So I've been pronouncing it wrong. I guess
I've been saying old lang sigh.
Speaker 2 (33:45):
Yeah, it's very common.
Speaker 1 (33:46):
The way you're here is the way it's its spelled,
A U L D L A N G S y
n E old lang sign.
Speaker 2 (34:00):
Yeah.
Speaker 7 (34:00):
The way you were saying it is go with eggs.
Speaker 1 (34:05):
I get better hold lange son should old acquaintans be
for God never brought to mind. Should old acquains be
forgotten in the days of old lang signe sign Oh yes,
drhymes a whole lot better if you pronounce it right.
All right, we've learned a lot here. Uh, Donna, congratulations
to you. You win the big old prize back. We'll
(34:26):
get to you over fall.
Speaker 16 (34:27):
Branch sounds good?
Speaker 1 (34:29):
Thank you.
Speaker 13 (34:29):
Could I give a shout out?
Speaker 1 (34:31):
Of course you can.
Speaker 14 (34:32):
I'd like to.
Speaker 20 (34:33):
Give a shout out to my son, Corey Phillips. He's
working up in Alaska.
Speaker 1 (34:38):
Well all right, well he began. We'll keep warm up
their exactly yell. He'll like this prize pack.
Speaker 16 (34:48):
I'm sure he'll lay claim to it.
Speaker 1 (34:51):
Well, good you good mama.
Speaker 2 (34:52):
Will you hang on? Donna and Jackie get it to the.
Speaker 1 (34:55):
House finding when the hour and top of your news
right on the other side, holding the boys Friday Morning
song or trailer park puking when at twenty five Good morning,
(35:48):
Big Shows on the radio. January third, twenty twenty five
start the year off. Some most requested songs had from
the previous year Big show only tunes. There's one consistently
rach right up there, especially every Friday monthly, daily, weekly,
taking pick Point, the Junior Nation Band.
Speaker 16 (36:09):
The Boys, Ladies and Gentlemen.
Speaker 1 (36:16):
The Junior Nation Man presents a more or less.
Speaker 20 (36:18):
True story feature in Carl the Cook and the legendary
nature boy himself, mister Rick Flair. It goes exactly like
Man bud Wiser's ice coat. We just followed a but
this one for them slicked girls, them picked girls. They
white as Hell's silent profiling way outside the city.
Speaker 16 (36:39):
Got caml from bast pros. Gonna kiss myself so pretty?
Speaker 2 (36:43):
Too hot, call.
Speaker 1 (36:46):
The trail the park managers. Too hot?
Speaker 16 (36:50):
You know I ain't no amateur.
Speaker 6 (36:52):
It's too hot.
Speaker 2 (36:54):
Say my name, you know who I am?
Speaker 21 (36:56):
Too hot?
Speaker 16 (36:58):
And I slapped out of the money.
Speaker 21 (37:00):
Man.
Speaker 16 (37:01):
Leave me hold a dollar, man, Leave me hold a dollar.
Y'all give a little holler, because Traylor park Funk gonna
give it to you.
Speaker 6 (37:09):
Traylor park fwalk gonna give it to you.
Speaker 1 (37:11):
Traylor bark Fuk gonna.
Speaker 16 (37:12):
Give it to you on Saturday night. And this bunch
ain't right.
Speaker 21 (37:15):
Call the neighborhood wash. WHOA call the neighborhood wash. Who
call the neighborhood wash.
Speaker 16 (37:34):
Call the neighborhood wash.
Speaker 21 (37:36):
Call the neighborhood wash, Call the neighborhood wash.
Speaker 16 (37:40):
Hey, hey, hey, hey, wait, hold on, anybody seen my
cell phone? Nature boy signed the check. We about to
hit the road for Richmond, Nashville. Do in Alabama. Bring
that little waitress. She's a bad mamma. Jam too hard,
(38:01):
it's designated driver time, too hard cost drunken driving. There's
a crime too hot. I might need some waffle house
too hard. My head's kind of spinny. Man, lend me
hold a dollar, Man, lend me hold a dollar. Y'all
give them a little holler. Cosse trailer park from gonna
(38:23):
give it to you. Trailer park from gonna give it
to you. Trailer park funk, gonna give it to you
Saturday night, and we about to fight. Call the neighborhood.
Speaker 21 (38:31):
Who call the neighborhood was woo, Call the neighborhood wash,
Call the neighborhood was Call the neighborhood was call the
(38:53):
neighborhood wash.
Speaker 1 (38:55):
Hey, hey, hang hang.
Speaker 7 (39:01):
Who next.
Speaker 16 (39:12):
Neighbor conder, neighborhood wid cader, neighborhood walk Carol the neighborhood wald.
Speaker 1 (39:20):
You know, Rare, I love you your death, but you
can be a little.
Speaker 16 (39:24):
Bit high man.
Speaker 1 (39:52):
Good Friday Morning Big Show. It is on the radio
First play House of Twining twenty five. We're not ready
but drive John Players Action, Hello friends.
Speaker 13 (40:05):
Your old Bernfern Here with another diaper filling edition of
John Boy and Billy Playhouse. Today's episode the New Year's Lecture.
As our story opens, a very drunk man is being
approached by a police officer on New Year's Eve.
Speaker 2 (40:21):
Let me ride that donkey, donkey, Let me ride that donkey.
Don't you let me ride that donkey donky.
Speaker 8 (40:27):
Excxcuse me, sir, I'm Officer Moran from the Brushwood PD.
Speaker 7 (40:31):
Please, please, please, sir? Could you please stop singing?
Speaker 6 (40:38):
Hello?
Speaker 2 (40:39):
Miss lady? Do you prefer another tune?
Speaker 4 (40:43):
Oh?
Speaker 7 (40:44):
Well, sir, have you been drinking?
Speaker 2 (40:45):
No, I'm taking your break to bust out these jams.
Speaker 7 (40:49):
Care for a show tune?
Speaker 2 (40:51):
Popular?
Speaker 5 (40:52):
You gotta be populer.
Speaker 8 (40:55):
Geez, sir, I'm going to ask you to take a
field sobriety test.
Speaker 2 (40:59):
Why is there is there is something wrong with your eyes?
Speaker 8 (41:01):
Sir, sir, you have the right to remain silent, bab
Now are you every yes?
Speaker 2 (41:07):
Sir?
Speaker 7 (41:08):
Yes, I get it, I get it. It's New Year's Eve.
Speaker 8 (41:10):
You've had a few cocktails, I can't let you wander
the streets belting out whatever song comes to mind.
Speaker 2 (41:15):
Do what baby?
Speaker 1 (41:17):
When I met you, there was peace on No.
Speaker 8 (41:20):
Okay, please put your hands behind your back.
Speaker 5 (41:23):
Sir, I'm the handmaid tool of the state.
Speaker 2 (41:27):
For your information, I have a college professor. Really yes, really,
see I still got my hair. It's Waltz button on
my lapelle.
Speaker 7 (41:36):
Yeah, that's aged well, and I'm on my way to
a lecture.
Speaker 8 (41:41):
You are at eleven thirty PM.
Speaker 7 (41:43):
Already are running late, sir, Sir, who in the.
Speaker 8 (41:47):
World gives a lecture at this time of the night.
Speaker 2 (41:49):
My wife, son of us, and.
Speaker 13 (41:57):
How we hope you enjoyed John Bully and Billy playhouse.
Speaker 17 (42:01):
If I if I give you ten dollars, would you
frisk me?
Speaker 13 (42:05):
Make it twenty Tune in next time when we'll hear
the professor's loud and sober wife say, hey, big man,
let me hold a dollar.
Speaker 1 (42:13):
You know this one?
Speaker 5 (42:14):
Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 2 (42:16):
Yeah yeah yeah.
Speaker 1 (42:19):
Good morning everybody.
Speaker 2 (42:20):
The big show is right here on the radio.
Speaker 1 (42:25):
Shaves me praised, You're lifted.
Speaker 13 (42:28):
The two fine lads, two boys dedicated to put on
your face and a song in your heart.
Speaker 1 (42:36):
As long as you're buying their bloody grillin sauce.
Speaker 3 (42:39):
John Boy and Billy on the Big Show, Faith and Begora,
(43:16):
good morning.
Speaker 1 (43:17):
It's a big show on the radio, playing well most
requested songs. So here in the Big Show, of course,
uh some are Christmas songs. And so we only got
to play this a couple of times, the requests of
one more time. We played this with our very own Jackie,
we get hurt near a microphone.
Speaker 2 (43:37):
You got it going on?
Speaker 1 (43:38):
Baby, it's cold outside, Jackie and Ike.
Speaker 5 (43:44):
Okay, Jackie, Baby, it's magic cap Ike.
Speaker 7 (43:47):
Are you sure about this?
Speaker 6 (43:49):
You haven't known me to let a woman down the
wrong path steal the music, Baby.
Speaker 5 (43:52):
Come on, let it flow.
Speaker 7 (43:55):
I really can't stand it's cold outside. I've got to
go away.
Speaker 22 (44:03):
Maybe gets cold outside this evening has been shown, got
a nice high silvery nice by for a choppolt.
Speaker 14 (44:17):
My mother will start to worm about on my nerves.
Speaker 7 (44:23):
My father will be pacing the floor.
Speaker 5 (44:26):
Look at them, sweet fine curve.
Speaker 14 (44:29):
So really i'd better skirl y it was your hurry, well,
maybe just to have a drink more.
Speaker 7 (44:38):
Get into the flower, neighbors, My things show.
Speaker 5 (44:42):
Not some nice cup boosts.
Speaker 7 (44:45):
Say what's in this stream using to make you loose.
I really don't mean you're lucky in the sheets are clean.
Speaker 14 (44:56):
Your ground said that booty on asked guy ought to say.
Speaker 5 (45:04):
No, No, I know you ain't that kind of hole girl.
Speaker 7 (45:08):
At least I'm going to say that. I try when
I get spixing a ride. Really can't standing on hole out, baby,
it's cold outside.
Speaker 5 (45:24):
See you gotta baby.
Speaker 6 (45:26):
I can't really think so, baby, I know so you
should have hurt Tina today.
Speaker 5 (45:31):
I can't go about enough for Tennessee.
Speaker 4 (45:34):
Let's go again.
Speaker 7 (45:36):
I simply must go. You're gonna be froze outside.
Speaker 14 (45:42):
The answer is no catching the holes outside.
Speaker 7 (45:47):
I'm trying to shut.
Speaker 2 (45:49):
Put on that coke girl.
Speaker 10 (45:53):
Class.
Speaker 7 (45:55):
Put my foot ride in your I ought to be
home in, bitch.
Speaker 5 (46:02):
Don't make me go upside your hate.
Speaker 14 (46:04):
I'm trying to just res get halfway pitch. I'm feeling
a little scared.
Speaker 7 (46:13):
You didn't think I can. Let's take it back down
and don't act like.
Speaker 2 (46:19):
A crazy bee.
Speaker 7 (46:21):
I really shouldn't leave.
Speaker 2 (46:23):
No, maybe don't start again.
Speaker 14 (46:27):
It's hard to believe have a glas of gin. There's
something about you. You talking I kind line.
Speaker 5 (46:39):
Be the natural news messy.
Speaker 7 (46:43):
You make me feel kind.
Speaker 14 (46:46):
Of dish in lessin I never felt this way before.
Speaker 5 (46:52):
Drop your penny down on a floor, really.
Speaker 7 (46:56):
Can't stitches a fold out.
Speaker 6 (46:59):
Baby is cold, so that's what I'm talking about.
Speaker 1 (47:19):
Was that too flat?
Speaker 9 (47:20):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (47:20):
You a lot of things.
Speaker 4 (47:22):
Flat ain't one of them.
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