January 24, 2025 • 36 mins
Friday (pt 1 of 2): On today’s Late Riser’s Podcast, we’ve got Billy’s tribute sone the John Boy, “He’s So Fat”.. - Jock Cousteau had another adventure show that was ahead of its time.. - John Boy pulled a list of memorable colonoscopy quotes from out of his.. well you know.. - We’ve resurrected Ralph and Norton for today’s Playhouse, “A Hot Night with the Honeymooners”.. - Tater tries John Boy’s chocolate math trick - and neither of them get it right.. - and we noticed that somebody has hacked into John Boy’s bio page and added a few things…
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Good morning and rolling to the Big Show on the radio. Hello,
this is Robert Goulay and you're listening to the pride
of the Red States, John Boy and Billy right here
on the Big Show. Some enchanted morney. You may hear
the Big Show?
Speaker 2 (00:19):
Where's my big bag? Who can't be topical.
Speaker 3 (00:55):
Talking?
Speaker 2 (00:56):
Dottle Man up and at them, say hello to the
more morning, say hello to me.
Speaker 4 (01:03):
Hello, you're great pick of one before boos.
Speaker 2 (01:08):
We made it today. Why wasn't you here yesterday?
Speaker 1 (01:14):
We're gonna give you legs up here and play outburst
before you know it.
Speaker 5 (01:18):
Paint it here, hang on, cacadole.
Speaker 2 (01:27):
Hn at him, say hello to the morning. Hello. Hello, okay,
all right.
Speaker 1 (01:38):
Sure y'all boes away, good morning. All right, Well, let's
jump in here and kick you off. Get your legs
up for outbursts. January twenty fourth, nineteen thirty five, the
very first beer to be sold in cans appeared on
the shelves of a Richmond, Virginia store. Came from the
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Krueger Brewing Company of New York, New Jersey.
Speaker 6 (02:04):
Now, mister Krueger, aren't you afraid that the can might
change the taste of the beer.
Speaker 2 (02:08):
I'm not too worried about it. That was George's boss
on side.
Speaker 7 (02:13):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (02:13):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (02:15):
Krueger Beer and Cans, nineteen thirty five, Richmond, Virginia.
Speaker 2 (02:20):
Yep.
Speaker 6 (02:20):
And they say it appeared on the shelves like somebody
just snuck it in there, like it came out of nowhere.
Speaker 2 (02:25):
I guess Beers was just in bottles before before. Yeah,
all right, let's move up to nineteen ninety nine.
Speaker 1 (02:33):
On this date, a British road safety official found an
effective way to make motorists reduce their speed on the
street past his house. He put at a large poster
of a check super bottle Eva Herza Gova taking off
her shirt.
Speaker 2 (02:50):
Well what you have to stop and see what? Check? Check? Eva?
What this check?
Speaker 1 (02:57):
Drivers slowed down immediately, so a check go Slovakian supermodel
just easier.
Speaker 2 (03:02):
The best guy, especially for you. It's just say check
right Eva hers Ava? Yeah, Oh she's the pretty word.
Speaker 8 (03:09):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (03:10):
What is the other one that sounds like that name?
She got a weird name because uh, Steven, my camera
man one was hunting down Mississippi. Mascio had pictures on
his phone of uh that baby doll where they were
filming a Saint Giles Island. She happen to be doing
a shoot there and her she had the rardrobe misfunction.
Speaker 2 (03:37):
What does that look like?
Speaker 1 (03:39):
Robe?
Speaker 2 (03:40):
My function? That's even better. It was her name, that's
gonna kill me. Okay, well I'll find out later. It
wasn't Pauline at porkizoid was Yeah, guess it was.
Speaker 1 (03:53):
Never cold pronounce her name Porkizova, Yeah, park Isova.
Speaker 6 (03:57):
We just settled on that because we all knew who
he was talking about when he said that.
Speaker 2 (04:05):
That sounds like a real slim super model. Sounds like
a fat robot. Finally, on this day, No.
Speaker 1 (04:14):
Four, a hiking magazine, apologized after it published a route
plan that would have sent hikers striding into thin air
off the north face of Scotland's largest mountain. Well ben
Nevis is the name of that mountain. Anyone following the
magazine's directions would have plunged down a sheer cliff into
nearby Guardloo gully.
Speaker 2 (04:34):
Luckily no one did.
Speaker 7 (04:36):
Good.
Speaker 2 (04:37):
Well, there you go. It's three categories. Who wants to
play one?
Speaker 1 (04:39):
A hunter?
Speaker 2 (04:40):
Big show?
Speaker 1 (04:40):
You told free line across America. We play out birds next.
(05:09):
Good morning, A big show is on your radio anywhere
in the twenty board.
Speaker 2 (05:21):
Upperst Let's play uppers. It's the game that anyone can win.
John Boys and Billy give the prizes from the big.
Speaker 9 (05:31):
Prize being Let's go me contested number one.
Speaker 2 (05:36):
This should really be a lot of.
Speaker 9 (05:38):
Fun when you're playing uppers, have a hurry up and
guest time, you have the best time.
Speaker 3 (05:45):
You have a big shot.
Speaker 1 (05:48):
Let's say, hey Michael from Vinton, Virginia.
Speaker 2 (05:54):
We have the shots.
Speaker 3 (06:02):
Morning Michael, Good morning Jo.
Speaker 2 (06:05):
How are you doing? Good man? Everything all right with you?
Speaker 5 (06:08):
There's little chill out here today.
Speaker 2 (06:11):
Good by that iron ward robe. Misfunk we go buck
number one in five seconds. Three beers ready to go, especially.
Speaker 1 (06:25):
Budweiser, Ice House and Nicolas fam Well Michael, Now we
need three pretty women ready go.
Speaker 2 (06:34):
Let's say Jackie Tater and oh yeah.
Speaker 1 (06:37):
My wife.
Speaker 2 (06:38):
Oh good idea, but not very well played. He's gorgeous,
wife is his? Michael Ford to win three outdoor activities
ready to go, hiking, biking and skin.
Speaker 1 (07:04):
That's the way you make it look easy. My congratulations,
see what's out there, and good luck with.
Speaker 2 (07:10):
Your wife later.
Speaker 9 (07:14):
Can I give a shout out?
Speaker 1 (07:15):
Bill?
Speaker 2 (07:15):
Of course you can, Michael.
Speaker 6 (07:17):
I like to shout out to all my friends I
left behind this Shirman Trucking and my friends at I
T Technique sit in Saylor, Virginia.
Speaker 2 (07:24):
Well I'll ride.
Speaker 1 (07:26):
They all listening to you right now on a big show.
Speaker 2 (07:33):
Good morning. It's a big show on the radio. Helly
you Lindsey premise here.
Speaker 8 (07:39):
When I'm on this side of the pond, I get
my daily do some culture and edification every morning from
these two delightful lads, John Boy and Billy right here
on the big show. You know, I hate to break
it to you, boys, but where I come from, you're
all Yankees.
Speaker 2 (07:55):
Who will? I thought it was funny. Good Morning, the
(08:27):
Big Show us on your radio. The load's gonna be
when New Year's resolus and lose weight with me. I
don't that more said. Anyone's gonna die with me. But
hit spot for me.
Speaker 5 (08:38):
Yeah, you don't eat that.
Speaker 10 (08:43):
You've not just spotting biscuits for the last night.
Speaker 2 (08:47):
You don't want to eat that. You better give that
to me. Let me try that for you. Let's all
think about it. During this musical interlude, Yeah, hit me,
hit me.
Speaker 9 (09:02):
My partner's name, Johnny, He's kind of funny. Ways about
two eighty five, likes too et junk food when he's
in a bad mood, which is most all of the time.
Speaker 4 (09:24):
But that's just how it is.
Speaker 9 (09:28):
He likes crackers and cheese.
Speaker 7 (09:33):
Is uh, he's so fat? What do you think of that?
What's to bid hat? He's so fat?
Speaker 9 (09:53):
One day he was buzen, so he bought a dozen
chrisphy Kre donuts to go. He ate our twelve of them,
or how.
Speaker 2 (10:07):
He shoved him till.
Speaker 11 (10:09):
Nothing was left but the holes.
Speaker 2 (10:14):
The go.
Speaker 11 (10:17):
Joy.
Speaker 7 (10:19):
Even though he's fund, he's so fat?
Speaker 2 (10:30):
What do you think of that?
Speaker 12 (10:34):
And what do you pay at? He's so fat?
Speaker 2 (11:04):
But love's jem John.
Speaker 7 (11:09):
Even though he's fun.
Speaker 2 (11:16):
Well, he's so fat.
Speaker 3 (11:21):
What do you think of that?
Speaker 2 (11:24):
It wants to you bear hat?
Speaker 3 (11:27):
He's so fat?
Speaker 11 (11:34):
He's so fat?
Speaker 2 (11:38):
What do you think of that? It wants to bear at?
Speaker 11 (11:45):
He's so fat?
Speaker 1 (12:18):
Good morning, A big show is on the radio. Alright, boys,
bring your money in here, lippus. That's the microphone right there, buddy.
Speaker 2 (12:25):
All right, I want hang you. I gotta get that, buddy.
Speaker 13 (12:28):
You gotta here, y'all waring it round? Long cons on
in here, nobody get away, hug.
Speaker 6 (12:34):
That's a long time somebody give him a hug, and
somebody yucky, I'll love I'll hug you.
Speaker 2 (12:42):
Okay, ho ho you on y'all around here, oh ya
gonna lie? I ain't having won one problem been having
a woman. I won't get on.
Speaker 3 (12:54):
Whoa here stingy with the hugs? Woman here?
Speaker 2 (12:59):
Who woman? Woman? Woman?
Speaker 13 (13:02):
You know I ain't don't wait wait roar okay, right there, y'all?
How any wind it hate?
Speaker 2 (13:11):
Hold here? How many men does it take to open?
Speaker 11 (13:14):
It?
Speaker 2 (13:15):
Be beer? None? It ought to be open when she
brings it to? Is that the one you have?
Speaker 11 (13:19):
Ohr? No I have?
Speaker 2 (13:22):
I had two? If one on, don't have any hangernail two?
If one no hot, come on hurt?
Speaker 1 (13:30):
You know?
Speaker 2 (13:32):
According to the wattle there if a wattle, if nont
have any holl if it's a wabble beer, it won't
have any beer or a wattle there you need a
hog over that bottle layer or a bottle bottle beer. Okay,
don't have anything? Okay? How can you tell with a
(13:52):
wall and go say something sart?
Speaker 6 (13:54):
Can you tell when a woman is gonna say something smart?
She starts out by saying, A man once told.
Speaker 2 (14:00):
Me I low wearing one I had cloth. She lowered
her voice. She lowers her voice. I'm gonna say you
what she calls I got a Why is a lottery
rat a wad place women?
Speaker 6 (14:21):
Why is a laundromat a bad place to meet women?
Because if she can't afford a washing machine, she won't
be able to support you.
Speaker 2 (14:29):
Oh, don't you really want to be wild? He's going
to keep an eye on.
Speaker 14 (14:36):
I have to.
Speaker 2 (14:36):
She'll smell like lottery. She'll smell smell like a lot
of rat. Already. I won't wield up in that hug.
Don't make him come over and hug you down. I
got a little loud spit on your chin. I don't
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want I got one. I can care right working with
how y'all warrin off? Working behind john Way? You wind
rake win war awful? The women your hoot little hooty
white men poop.
Speaker 6 (15:11):
The white men poop more often than women. Oh, because
women can't shut up long enough to build up the pressure.
Speaker 2 (15:21):
Oh god, you I ain't had her what I had.
I just know I had.
Speaker 11 (15:25):
They do?
Speaker 2 (15:26):
They just waiting on a dog, they for long. I
thought I had a hoot. Doll, You ever think I
thought you had the food? Thinking a dog.
Speaker 1 (15:37):
Your dog is HARKing at the hight door. Hey to
your wife is yelling and her hot dog. Okay, who
you gonna have it?
Speaker 6 (15:44):
Hurt dog at the back door, at the front door, well,
normally your dog, because he'll shut up once you let
him in.
Speaker 2 (15:56):
I said I had no woman and didn't hurt a dog. Here.
Oh you doing her?
Speaker 1 (16:06):
I heard, I heard.
Speaker 2 (16:07):
I like, yeah, I got one more. Ho you water
that you won't here?
Speaker 13 (16:17):
Little?
Speaker 2 (16:17):
I'll here? How old are you hurt? One one's watch?
Speaker 6 (16:21):
How do you fix a woman's Watch's right? You don't
because there's a clock on the stove.
Speaker 2 (16:29):
You having problem?
Speaker 5 (16:33):
What you have?
Speaker 1 (16:34):
I had?
Speaker 2 (16:35):
You can't quit honking long enough to tell her? You'll
take it to what?
Speaker 1 (16:42):
All right?
Speaker 2 (16:44):
I didn't like y'all to know.
Speaker 1 (16:46):
Huh.
Speaker 2 (16:47):
I'm worried that right. You married mar but you didn't
know her first name was always one honey your.
Speaker 7 (17:07):
You alright?
Speaker 2 (17:08):
Alright, man?
Speaker 6 (17:09):
They give him the hug, give him out, okay, he said, okay, okay,
all right.
Speaker 2 (17:19):
Good money'll big show is on your radio.
Speaker 14 (17:22):
Hello you perky early risers. Here's just the thing to
wake you up and get your blood pumping. The John
Boy and Billy Big Show. Why, before you know it,
you'll be bouncing off the walls just like me. Ooh
(17:46):
uh ooh uh oh.
Speaker 2 (17:50):
See what I mean?
Speaker 1 (18:23):
Good morning to make show is all rightyo, coming out?
We're don't play some John Boy Jeopardy alright. Nineteen fifty four,
On this date, Jacques Cousteau's first network telecast airs on CBS.
Speaker 2 (18:35):
It was a kind of an experimental show. It didn't
quite turn out the same way as we remember what.
We happen to have a clip from it.
Speaker 5 (18:41):
As a matter of fact, Oh buddy, we have a
promo from nineteen fifty four, all right.
Speaker 2 (18:47):
After fourteen months at seat, Jacques Cousteu observes subtle changes
in his cruise behavior.
Speaker 4 (18:53):
As we enter the Sata downs or see, I know
there's that Philippe has removed his wet suit and into
a provocative silk teddy with matching French captantes. I am,
I guessed by the entire crew of the Calypsol has
suddenly changed into Picaboo Lingerie and prasiers.
Speaker 2 (19:15):
Do miss the season premiere of the underwear World of Zako.
Speaker 4 (19:19):
Still they see is a strange mistress and so is
my first meet.
Speaker 1 (19:27):
Tonight on PBS. Good Morning, A big show is on
the radio. Tell you about the prize package. Let's play
some john Boy Jeopardy.
Speaker 2 (19:38):
I I did.
Speaker 1 (19:40):
According to a recent survey, ninety five percent of American
home buyers want one extra room in their new home
that is designed exclusively for this purpose.
Speaker 2 (19:53):
What is to keep out the other members of the household?
Speaker 7 (19:56):
I going?
Speaker 1 (19:56):
They call it a panic room? Some guys, good guess,
but ah you a gell gut one eight hundred. Big
show you told Freeline, we go to we get a winter.
We play John Boy Jeopardy. Next, Good morning, to make
(20:31):
shows on the radio. All right, boys, it's time.
Speaker 3 (20:37):
Yes live across up my record.
Speaker 6 (20:40):
It's jump you Jump Forday, America's newest superhero. His keep
is flapping in the breeze and his jaw is fixing
a jump in there too.
Speaker 2 (20:53):
He's Jumbo. Thank you, my good and trustful, faithful sidekick.
I came up with a better name for their put
on these green panties. No, Holy I thought he brought
him in for me. That's what what Robin? Or has
Randy been wearing these? Because they're in a wad?
Speaker 1 (21:16):
He say, I like Batman, we like Batman, Robbin, I
get to wear the cool outfit, and then you know,
Batman had a Batman and then I'm the hostage.
Speaker 2 (21:26):
Then Robbie going around like yellow hate and green panties.
I mean, please pick on him.
Speaker 3 (21:30):
He dressed like a fruit can.
Speaker 7 (21:34):
Uh.
Speaker 1 (21:36):
We work. Ted from Brandon, Mississippi, is here. Good morning, Ted,
that buddy.
Speaker 2 (21:44):
How are you doing? Good doing? Good Man? Bad you
got through here on John Boy Jeopardy. See what you
got here?
Speaker 1 (21:52):
Ted. According to a recent survey, ninety five percent of
American home buyers want one extra room in their new
home that is designed to exclusively for this purpose.
Speaker 2 (22:04):
I say, theater room for watching the Nascar. Okay, you're
getting very specific. What's just take a theater room home?
Speaker 1 (22:11):
Theater very popular, Ed, Let's say, oh, but not quite
ninety five percent?
Speaker 13 (22:19):
There?
Speaker 2 (22:20):
Ted? You try out? Well you sure can't go ahead.
I want to give a shout out to all the
guys up here at the Prisoning Body Shop.
Speaker 1 (22:30):
Well here you, Ted, Thank you, buddy. We appreciate you
and yours listening to the Beach show Man. Let's go
to Danny Lakeland, Georgia. Good morning, Danny, good morning, how
you doing.
Speaker 2 (22:39):
Do good Man? All well, well, no, was not a
home theater room ninety five percent? What purpose? What room?
What the house? Why am I keeping talking?
Speaker 1 (22:51):
I would play laundry room.
Speaker 2 (22:53):
Going for a laundry room. Let's say.
Speaker 3 (22:58):
That's what it is.
Speaker 1 (23:05):
It is hand you have washing dryer in a specific room,
just like yep, girl, I'll think about.
Speaker 2 (23:12):
It and talk out loud.
Speaker 5 (23:13):
Yo.
Speaker 2 (23:14):
Sure it's been working for thirty years, right.
Speaker 1 (23:18):
Jason, Danny, Congratulations Bundy. The prize package is yours. Thank you, sir?
Speaker 8 (23:24):
Can I give a shadow?
Speaker 1 (23:25):
Yes, sir, I say, had my wife and all the
assling cruise out there? All right, Danny, appreciate you and
yours listening to the Big Show, Good morning, the big
shows on the radio, and more Big Show right around
the corner.
Speaker 10 (23:40):
This is Buzz Nutlet with a bulletin Big Show Knows
reporter live on the scene of a major des actor.
Speaker 2 (23:46):
I've never seen such carnage.
Speaker 10 (23:47):
And may I remind you that I was at the
Great Danna Pass Barbecue eating the buckle of nineteen ninety nine.
Speaker 3 (23:53):
This is much much worse.
Speaker 10 (23:55):
It's a massacre of mammoth proportions. The tattered concasses of
other morning shows litterally about field. You're listening to the
victors in this morning radio war John Boy and Billy
on the Big Show.
Speaker 2 (24:07):
Now, can I turn in my expense receipts? Good morning, you.
Speaker 1 (24:44):
Got a big show on the radio. Well you guys
over fifty, you know what we're talking about. Say you
got to get a colonoscopy. Uh, Fellers, you just had
one recently, that just been a couple of years, but
it still uh well uh this doctor said, these are
(25:05):
actual comments made.
Speaker 2 (25:07):
You're the exam when when they were doing to because
you're conscious? Right, Well I was, and then I started
I kept talking. They shut me up. I'd give me
another shout out from the fall and I was out.
You said, last thing you saw was like, hey, I'm
still awake. And she got right in the face and
said nighty night, and she thumb clicked the button.
Speaker 7 (25:27):
That was it.
Speaker 1 (25:29):
A physician claimed the following our actual comments made by
his patients, predominantly male, while he was performing.
Speaker 2 (25:36):
There colonoscamy there, Yeah, all right, he's all good colon music.
Speaker 1 (25:50):
Take it easy, doc, You're boldly going where no man
is gone before. Find a Melia here heart yet?
Speaker 2 (25:59):
Can you hear me?
Speaker 1 (25:59):
Now?
Speaker 2 (26:02):
Are we there yet? Are we there yet?
Speaker 1 (26:06):
You know Arkansas would now be legally married. Things said
during a colonoscomy any sign of a trapped miner's chief,
you put your left hand in.
Speaker 2 (26:21):
You take your.
Speaker 3 (26:24):
Sounds more poky than.
Speaker 1 (26:27):
Hey, Now I know how a muppet feels. If your
hand doesn't fit, you must quit. Hey, doc, let me
know if you find my dignity. You used to be
an executive at en Rond.
Speaker 3 (26:43):
We just talked about it.
Speaker 2 (26:45):
Now I know why I'm not gay? The last actual
statement made growing up?
Speaker 1 (26:55):
Getting better at us we go sre you are? Could
you write a note for my wife's that my head
is not up there? And Julie, good morning.
Speaker 2 (27:32):
A big show is on the.
Speaker 6 (27:34):
Radio with America's newest superhero, soul Finger.
Speaker 2 (27:40):
We're like nose Finger. Go ahead, mock my cape? Where
are okay? Five?
Speaker 6 (27:52):
You're not going to be able to use your superhero
voice because you're playing a different character.
Speaker 2 (27:56):
Oh cool, Oh boy. Two of my favorites Ralph Crampton
and Norton or something like yeah, all right, okay, by
Ready and Marsha, don't lay up against the wall there. Well,
do keep doing that, but don't don't giggle. Yeah, because
the last thing we went during the playhouse is last. Okay, okay,
(28:20):
all right on the set and give me a.
Speaker 6 (28:26):
Welcome to John Boy and Billy Playhouse. Today's episode Hot
Night with the Honeymooners. As our story opens, Ralph Crampton
and his friend Ed Norton have just returned to their
hotel room after an evening of spirited frat boy fun
at the Raccoon Lodge Convention in Atlantic City, New Jersey.
Speaker 1 (28:46):
Oh boy, I can't wait to get these shoes off.
Speaker 2 (28:50):
Hey, look, Ralph, they got free Hbo.
Speaker 3 (28:52):
Norton, What in blue place is that you doing?
Speaker 1 (28:55):
I'm settling in for tonight. You said you were bushed. Oh,
I have no intention of going to sleep yet. Then
why do we come back to the room.
Speaker 5 (29:07):
Because when we were downstairs in the bar, the Grand
Imperial Raccoon gave me this cod.
Speaker 2 (29:14):
See kitty Cat Companions. What's that?
Speaker 5 (29:18):
Only the classiest escort service in all of Atlantic City.
The Grand Imperial Raccoon gave it his highest personal recommendation.
Speaker 2 (29:27):
Escort service, Ralph, are you talking about girls?
Speaker 3 (29:31):
Not just any girls? Norton, the cream of the crop,
Elliot Spitzer quality talent.
Speaker 2 (29:37):
They look like Elliott Spencer no, you idiot.
Speaker 3 (29:41):
They look like the girl he got caught with.
Speaker 2 (29:43):
I don't know, Ralph, I've never done nothing like this before.
Calm down, Norton.
Speaker 3 (29:48):
Let's think about this.
Speaker 5 (29:49):
Logically, a man's home is his castle, so he is
the king of the castle, right right, And when the
king leaves the castle, it's only natural that he do
a little pillaging and plundering while he's.
Speaker 2 (30:03):
Out in the countryside. Ralph, are you sure about this?
Speaker 3 (30:08):
Relax, Norton. These girls are professionals. Think of it as
our own little stimulus package for the local Ecana.
Speaker 2 (30:18):
Hunton. Hello, and hello to you, my dear.
Speaker 3 (30:23):
What is your name, Oh, Susie, you have a lovely voice.
Speaker 5 (30:34):
Why?
Speaker 10 (30:35):
Thank you?
Speaker 5 (30:36):
The name is Ralph and I'm here at the Trump
Aicana Hotel with my associate Ed, and I want you
to grab one of your wildest coworkers and come on
over for a little party. And when I say party,
I mean untamed, full tilt boso action that doesn't stop
till the sun comes up. Baby, I'm talking out of control,
(30:59):
still legal in twelve states.
Speaker 2 (31:01):
Action.
Speaker 5 (31:02):
Bring your a games, Susie, my sweet, because me and
Ed are gonna rock your world. We're in room two
fourteen and we're waiting for you. Now, what do you
have to say to that?
Speaker 11 (31:15):
Sir?
Speaker 6 (31:15):
If you need an outside line, you have to dial
an eighth.
Speaker 9 (31:18):
Before the number.
Speaker 2 (31:25):
We hope you've enjoyed John boyer Billy Playhouse.
Speaker 3 (31:29):
That mean you're not coming?
Speaker 6 (31:30):
Open tune then again, next time we'll hear the crusty
old fun girl from Kiddy Cat Companion say.
Speaker 1 (31:37):
Hey, big man, let me hold a dollar. Wow, good morning.
You got the Big Show on the radio.
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More chances for you to.
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Hi, this is Van.
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You're the arts in all today? From Hey me.
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Your Fjord Norway after around.
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To kick the Wolverine.
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There's nothing like sitting back, drinking a great big hairing smoothie.
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And listening to the Big Show with John Boy and Bay.
There's a bond in this one.
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Good Morning is a bigicy on the radiohead of Jordan
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Easiest way for you to join the Winner's I want
to say, have y'all seen this on the internet? You
know I don't. I don't see something then I get
sent it.
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Somebody send me letters from kids to God in their
own handwriting that before I really like this.
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I don't share this with you. I give it a beat.
Kids write the darnedest things, kids in their own handwriting.
I read it to God.
Speaker 1 (33:15):
Dear God, if you give me a Genie lamp like Aladdin,
I will give you anything you want, except my money
or my chest set Raphael. Dear God, we read Thomas
Edison made Light, but in Sunday school they said you
did it, so I bet he stole your idea.
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Dear God.
Speaker 1 (33:39):
Instead of letting people die and having to make new ones,
why don't you just keep the ones you've got now,
Dear God, I went to this wedding and they kissed
right in church. Is that okay, Dear God. I think
the stapler is one of your greatest intents. There's a
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future middle manage, Dear God. In Bible times, did they
really talk that fancy?
Speaker 2 (34:12):
Dear God? I think about you sometimes even when I'm
not prayed. Oh Eliot, Dear God, I am American? What
are you? Dear God? Thank you for the baby brother,
but what I prayed for was a puppy.
Speaker 1 (34:33):
Dear God, I bet it is very hard for you
to love all of everybody in the whole world. There
are only four people in our family, and I can
never do it.
Speaker 2 (34:50):
Dear God. If you watch in church on Sunday, I
will show you my new shoes. Dear God.
Speaker 1 (34:58):
If we come back as something, please don't let me
be Jennifer Horton because I hate her. Dear God, Maybe
Cain and Abel would not kill each so much if
they had their own rooms.
Speaker 2 (35:16):
It works with my brother.
Speaker 1 (35:22):
Dear God, please put another holiday between Christmas and Easter.
There is nothing good in there now.
Speaker 2 (35:29):
Hey, that's what yours is. Dear God.
Speaker 1 (35:33):
If you let the dinosaur not extinct, we would not
have a country. You did the right thing. Dear God.
Speaker 2 (35:43):
Please send Dennis Clark to a different camp this year.
Speaker 3 (35:51):
Then.
Speaker 1 (35:51):
Finally, Dear God, I would like to live nine hundred
years like the God in the Bible. Love Chris, there
you go, Thank you? All right, y'all, you got something?
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Or just send it in care of God and we'll
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Good morning and rolling to the Big Show on the radio. Hello,
this is Robert Goulay and you're listening to the pride
of the Red States, John Boy and Billy right here
on the Big Show. Some enchanted morney. You may hear
the Big Show?
Speaker 2 (00:19):
Where's my big bag? Who can't be topical.
Speaker 3 (00:55):
Talking?
Speaker 2 (00:56):
Dottle Man up and at them, say hello to the
more morning, say hello to me.
Speaker 4 (01:03):
Hello, you're great pick of one before boos.
Speaker 2 (01:08):
We made it today. Why wasn't you here yesterday?
Speaker 1 (01:14):
We're gonna give you legs up here and play outburst
before you know it.
Speaker 5 (01:18):
Paint it here, hang on, cacadole.
Speaker 2 (01:27):
Hn at him, say hello to the morning. Hello. Hello, okay,
all right.
Speaker 1 (01:38):
Sure y'all boes away, good morning. All right, Well, let's
jump in here and kick you off. Get your legs
up for outbursts. January twenty fourth, nineteen thirty five, the
very first beer to be sold in cans appeared on
the shelves of a Richmond, Virginia store. Came from the
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Krueger Brewing Company of New York, New Jersey.
Speaker 6 (02:04):
Now, mister Krueger, aren't you afraid that the can might
change the taste of the beer.
Speaker 2 (02:08):
I'm not too worried about it. That was George's boss
on side.
Speaker 7 (02:13):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (02:13):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (02:15):
Krueger Beer and Cans, nineteen thirty five, Richmond, Virginia.
Speaker 2 (02:20):
Yep.
Speaker 6 (02:20):
And they say it appeared on the shelves like somebody
just snuck it in there, like it came out of nowhere.
Speaker 2 (02:25):
I guess Beers was just in bottles before before. Yeah,
all right, let's move up to nineteen ninety nine.
Speaker 1 (02:33):
On this date, a British road safety official found an
effective way to make motorists reduce their speed on the
street past his house. He put at a large poster
of a check super bottle Eva Herza Gova taking off
her shirt.
Speaker 2 (02:50):
Well what you have to stop and see what? Check? Check? Eva?
What this check?
Speaker 1 (02:57):
Drivers slowed down immediately, so a check go Slovakian supermodel
just easier.
Speaker 2 (03:02):
The best guy, especially for you. It's just say check
right Eva hers Ava? Yeah, Oh she's the pretty word.
Speaker 8 (03:09):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (03:10):
What is the other one that sounds like that name?
She got a weird name because uh, Steven, my camera
man one was hunting down Mississippi. Mascio had pictures on
his phone of uh that baby doll where they were
filming a Saint Giles Island. She happen to be doing
a shoot there and her she had the rardrobe misfunction.
Speaker 2 (03:37):
What does that look like?
Speaker 1 (03:39):
Robe?
Speaker 2 (03:40):
My function? That's even better. It was her name, that's
gonna kill me. Okay, well I'll find out later. It
wasn't Pauline at porkizoid was Yeah, guess it was.
Speaker 1 (03:53):
Never cold pronounce her name Porkizova, Yeah, park Isova.
Speaker 6 (03:57):
We just settled on that because we all knew who
he was talking about when he said that.
Speaker 2 (04:05):
That sounds like a real slim super model. Sounds like
a fat robot. Finally, on this day, No.
Speaker 1 (04:14):
Four, a hiking magazine, apologized after it published a route
plan that would have sent hikers striding into thin air
off the north face of Scotland's largest mountain. Well ben
Nevis is the name of that mountain. Anyone following the
magazine's directions would have plunged down a sheer cliff into
nearby Guardloo gully.
Speaker 2 (04:34):
Luckily no one did.
Speaker 7 (04:36):
Good.
Speaker 2 (04:37):
Well, there you go. It's three categories. Who wants to
play one?
Speaker 1 (04:39):
A hunter?
Speaker 2 (04:40):
Big show?
Speaker 1 (04:40):
You told free line across America. We play out birds next.
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Good morning, A big show is on your radio anywhere
in the twenty board.
Speaker 2 (05:21):
Upperst Let's play uppers. It's the game that anyone can win.
John Boys and Billy give the prizes from the big.
Speaker 9 (05:31):
Prize being Let's go me contested number one.
Speaker 2 (05:36):
This should really be a lot of.
Speaker 9 (05:38):
Fun when you're playing uppers, have a hurry up and
guest time, you have the best time.
Speaker 3 (05:45):
You have a big shot.
Speaker 1 (05:48):
Let's say, hey Michael from Vinton, Virginia.
Speaker 2 (05:54):
We have the shots.
Speaker 3 (06:02):
Morning Michael, Good morning Jo.
Speaker 2 (06:05):
How are you doing? Good man? Everything all right with you?
Speaker 5 (06:08):
There's little chill out here today.
Speaker 2 (06:11):
Good by that iron ward robe. Misfunk we go buck
number one in five seconds. Three beers ready to go, especially.
Speaker 1 (06:25):
Budweiser, Ice House and Nicolas fam Well Michael, Now we
need three pretty women ready go.
Speaker 2 (06:34):
Let's say Jackie Tater and oh yeah.
Speaker 1 (06:37):
My wife.
Speaker 2 (06:38):
Oh good idea, but not very well played. He's gorgeous,
wife is his? Michael Ford to win three outdoor activities
ready to go, hiking, biking and skin.
Speaker 1 (07:04):
That's the way you make it look easy. My congratulations,
see what's out there, and good luck with.
Speaker 2 (07:10):
Your wife later.
Speaker 9 (07:14):
Can I give a shout out?
Speaker 1 (07:15):
Bill?
Speaker 2 (07:15):
Of course you can, Michael.
Speaker 6 (07:17):
I like to shout out to all my friends I
left behind this Shirman Trucking and my friends at I
T Technique sit in Saylor, Virginia.
Speaker 2 (07:24):
Well I'll ride.
Speaker 1 (07:26):
They all listening to you right now on a big show.
Speaker 2 (07:33):
Good morning. It's a big show on the radio. Helly
you Lindsey premise here.
Speaker 8 (07:39):
When I'm on this side of the pond, I get
my daily do some culture and edification every morning from
these two delightful lads, John Boy and Billy right here
on the big show. You know, I hate to break
it to you, boys, but where I come from, you're
all Yankees.
Speaker 2 (07:55):
Who will? I thought it was funny. Good Morning, the
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Big Show us on your radio. The load's gonna be
when New Year's resolus and lose weight with me. I
don't that more said. Anyone's gonna die with me. But
hit spot for me.
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Yeah, you don't eat that.
Speaker 10 (08:43):
You've not just spotting biscuits for the last night.
Speaker 2 (08:47):
You don't want to eat that. You better give that
to me. Let me try that for you. Let's all
think about it. During this musical interlude, Yeah, hit me,
hit me.
Speaker 9 (09:02):
My partner's name, Johnny, He's kind of funny. Ways about
two eighty five, likes too et junk food when he's
in a bad mood, which is most all of the time.
Speaker 4 (09:24):
But that's just how it is.
Speaker 9 (09:28):
He likes crackers and cheese.
Speaker 7 (09:33):
Is uh, he's so fat? What do you think of that?
What's to bid hat? He's so fat?
Speaker 9 (09:53):
One day he was buzen, so he bought a dozen
chrisphy Kre donuts to go. He ate our twelve of them,
or how.
Speaker 2 (10:07):
He shoved him till.
Speaker 11 (10:09):
Nothing was left but the holes.
Speaker 2 (10:14):
The go.
Speaker 11 (10:17):
Joy.
Speaker 7 (10:19):
Even though he's fund, he's so fat?
Speaker 2 (10:30):
What do you think of that?
Speaker 12 (10:34):
And what do you pay at? He's so fat?
Speaker 2 (11:04):
But love's jem John.
Speaker 7 (11:09):
Even though he's fun.
Speaker 2 (11:16):
Well, he's so fat.
Speaker 3 (11:21):
What do you think of that?
Speaker 2 (11:24):
It wants to you bear hat?
Speaker 3 (11:27):
He's so fat?
Speaker 11 (11:34):
He's so fat?
Speaker 2 (11:38):
What do you think of that? It wants to bear at?
Speaker 11 (11:45):
He's so fat?
Speaker 1 (12:18):
Good morning, A big show is on the radio. Alright, boys,
bring your money in here, lippus. That's the microphone right there, buddy.
Speaker 2 (12:25):
All right, I want hang you. I gotta get that, buddy.
Speaker 13 (12:28):
You gotta here, y'all waring it round? Long cons on
in here, nobody get away, hug.
Speaker 6 (12:34):
That's a long time somebody give him a hug, and
somebody yucky, I'll love I'll hug you.
Speaker 2 (12:42):
Okay, ho ho you on y'all around here, oh ya
gonna lie? I ain't having won one problem been having
a woman. I won't get on.
Speaker 3 (12:54):
Whoa here stingy with the hugs? Woman here?
Speaker 2 (12:59):
Who woman? Woman? Woman?
Speaker 13 (13:02):
You know I ain't don't wait wait roar okay, right there, y'all?
How any wind it hate?
Speaker 2 (13:11):
Hold here? How many men does it take to open?
Speaker 11 (13:14):
It?
Speaker 2 (13:15):
Be beer? None? It ought to be open when she
brings it to? Is that the one you have?
Speaker 11 (13:19):
Ohr? No I have?
Speaker 2 (13:22):
I had two? If one on, don't have any hangernail two?
If one no hot, come on hurt?
Speaker 1 (13:30):
You know?
Speaker 2 (13:32):
According to the wattle there if a wattle, if nont
have any holl if it's a wabble beer, it won't
have any beer or a wattle there you need a
hog over that bottle layer or a bottle bottle beer. Okay,
don't have anything? Okay? How can you tell with a
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wall and go say something sart?
Speaker 6 (13:54):
Can you tell when a woman is gonna say something smart?
She starts out by saying, A man once told.
Speaker 2 (14:00):
Me I low wearing one I had cloth. She lowered
her voice. She lowers her voice. I'm gonna say you
what she calls I got a Why is a lottery
rat a wad place women?
Speaker 6 (14:21):
Why is a laundromat a bad place to meet women?
Because if she can't afford a washing machine, she won't
be able to support you.
Speaker 2 (14:29):
Oh, don't you really want to be wild? He's going
to keep an eye on.
Speaker 14 (14:36):
I have to.
Speaker 2 (14:36):
She'll smell like lottery. She'll smell smell like a lot
of rat. Already. I won't wield up in that hug.
Don't make him come over and hug you down. I
got a little loud spit on your chin. I don't
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want I got one. I can care right working with
how y'all warrin off? Working behind john Way? You wind
rake win war awful? The women your hoot little hooty
white men poop.
Speaker 6 (15:11):
The white men poop more often than women. Oh, because
women can't shut up long enough to build up the pressure.
Speaker 2 (15:21):
Oh god, you I ain't had her what I had.
I just know I had.
Speaker 11 (15:25):
They do?
Speaker 2 (15:26):
They just waiting on a dog, they for long. I
thought I had a hoot. Doll, You ever think I
thought you had the food? Thinking a dog.
Speaker 1 (15:37):
Your dog is HARKing at the hight door. Hey to
your wife is yelling and her hot dog. Okay, who
you gonna have it?
Speaker 6 (15:44):
Hurt dog at the back door, at the front door, well,
normally your dog, because he'll shut up once you let
him in.
Speaker 2 (15:56):
I said I had no woman and didn't hurt a dog. Here.
Oh you doing her?
Speaker 1 (16:06):
I heard, I heard.
Speaker 2 (16:07):
I like, yeah, I got one more. Ho you water
that you won't here?
Speaker 13 (16:17):
Little?
Speaker 2 (16:17):
I'll here? How old are you hurt? One one's watch?
Speaker 6 (16:21):
How do you fix a woman's Watch's right? You don't
because there's a clock on the stove.
Speaker 2 (16:29):
You having problem?
Speaker 5 (16:33):
What you have?
Speaker 1 (16:34):
I had?
Speaker 2 (16:35):
You can't quit honking long enough to tell her? You'll
take it to what?
Speaker 1 (16:42):
All right?
Speaker 2 (16:44):
I didn't like y'all to know.
Speaker 1 (16:46):
Huh.
Speaker 2 (16:47):
I'm worried that right. You married mar but you didn't
know her first name was always one honey your.
Speaker 7 (17:07):
You alright?
Speaker 2 (17:08):
Alright, man?
Speaker 6 (17:09):
They give him the hug, give him out, okay, he said, okay, okay,
all right.
Speaker 2 (17:19):
Good money'll big show is on your radio.
Speaker 14 (17:22):
Hello you perky early risers. Here's just the thing to
wake you up and get your blood pumping. The John
Boy and Billy Big Show. Why, before you know it,
you'll be bouncing off the walls just like me. Ooh
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uh ooh uh oh.
Speaker 2 (17:50):
See what I mean?
Speaker 1 (18:23):
Good morning to make show is all rightyo, coming out?
We're don't play some John Boy Jeopardy alright. Nineteen fifty four,
On this date, Jacques Cousteau's first network telecast airs on CBS.
Speaker 2 (18:35):
It was a kind of an experimental show. It didn't
quite turn out the same way as we remember what.
We happen to have a clip from it.
Speaker 5 (18:41):
As a matter of fact, Oh buddy, we have a
promo from nineteen fifty four, all right.
Speaker 2 (18:47):
After fourteen months at seat, Jacques Cousteu observes subtle changes
in his cruise behavior.
Speaker 4 (18:53):
As we enter the Sata downs or see, I know
there's that Philippe has removed his wet suit and into
a provocative silk teddy with matching French captantes. I am,
I guessed by the entire crew of the Calypsol has
suddenly changed into Picaboo Lingerie and prasiers.
Speaker 2 (19:15):
Do miss the season premiere of the underwear World of Zako.
Speaker 4 (19:19):
Still they see is a strange mistress and so is
my first meet.
Speaker 1 (19:27):
Tonight on PBS. Good Morning, A big show is on
the radio. Tell you about the prize package. Let's play
some john Boy Jeopardy.
Speaker 2 (19:38):
I I did.
Speaker 1 (19:40):
According to a recent survey, ninety five percent of American
home buyers want one extra room in their new home
that is designed exclusively for this purpose.
Speaker 2 (19:53):
What is to keep out the other members of the household?
Speaker 7 (19:56):
I going?
Speaker 1 (19:56):
They call it a panic room? Some guys, good guess,
but ah you a gell gut one eight hundred. Big
show you told Freeline, we go to we get a winter.
We play John Boy Jeopardy. Next, Good morning, to make
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shows on the radio. All right, boys, it's time.
Speaker 3 (20:37):
Yes live across up my record.
Speaker 6 (20:40):
It's jump you Jump Forday, America's newest superhero. His keep
is flapping in the breeze and his jaw is fixing
a jump in there too.
Speaker 2 (20:53):
He's Jumbo. Thank you, my good and trustful, faithful sidekick.
I came up with a better name for their put
on these green panties. No, Holy I thought he brought
him in for me. That's what what Robin? Or has
Randy been wearing these? Because they're in a wad?
Speaker 1 (21:16):
He say, I like Batman, we like Batman, Robbin, I
get to wear the cool outfit, and then you know,
Batman had a Batman and then I'm the hostage.
Speaker 2 (21:26):
Then Robbie going around like yellow hate and green panties.
I mean, please pick on him.
Speaker 3 (21:30):
He dressed like a fruit can.
Speaker 7 (21:34):
Uh.
Speaker 1 (21:36):
We work. Ted from Brandon, Mississippi, is here. Good morning, Ted,
that buddy.
Speaker 2 (21:44):
How are you doing? Good doing? Good Man? Bad you
got through here on John Boy Jeopardy. See what you
got here?
Speaker 1 (21:52):
Ted. According to a recent survey, ninety five percent of
American home buyers want one extra room in their new
home that is designed to exclusively for this purpose.
Speaker 2 (22:04):
I say, theater room for watching the Nascar. Okay, you're
getting very specific. What's just take a theater room home?
Speaker 1 (22:11):
Theater very popular, Ed, Let's say, oh, but not quite
ninety five percent?
Speaker 13 (22:19):
There?
Speaker 2 (22:20):
Ted? You try out? Well you sure can't go ahead.
I want to give a shout out to all the
guys up here at the Prisoning Body Shop.
Speaker 1 (22:30):
Well here you, Ted, Thank you, buddy. We appreciate you
and yours listening to the Beach show Man. Let's go
to Danny Lakeland, Georgia. Good morning, Danny, good morning, how
you doing.
Speaker 2 (22:39):
Do good Man? All well, well, no, was not a
home theater room ninety five percent? What purpose? What room?
What the house? Why am I keeping talking?
Speaker 1 (22:51):
I would play laundry room.
Speaker 2 (22:53):
Going for a laundry room. Let's say.
Speaker 3 (22:58):
That's what it is.
Speaker 1 (23:05):
It is hand you have washing dryer in a specific room,
just like yep, girl, I'll think about.
Speaker 2 (23:12):
It and talk out loud.
Speaker 5 (23:13):
Yo.
Speaker 2 (23:14):
Sure it's been working for thirty years, right.
Speaker 1 (23:18):
Jason, Danny, Congratulations Bundy. The prize package is yours. Thank you, sir?
Speaker 8 (23:24):
Can I give a shadow?
Speaker 1 (23:25):
Yes, sir, I say, had my wife and all the
assling cruise out there? All right, Danny, appreciate you and
yours listening to the Big Show, Good morning, the big
shows on the radio, and more Big Show right around
the corner.
Speaker 10 (23:40):
This is Buzz Nutlet with a bulletin Big Show Knows
reporter live on the scene of a major des actor.
Speaker 2 (23:46):
I've never seen such carnage.
Speaker 10 (23:47):
And may I remind you that I was at the
Great Danna Pass Barbecue eating the buckle of nineteen ninety nine.
Speaker 3 (23:53):
This is much much worse.
Speaker 10 (23:55):
It's a massacre of mammoth proportions. The tattered concasses of
other morning shows litterally about field. You're listening to the
victors in this morning radio war John Boy and Billy
on the Big Show.
Speaker 2 (24:07):
Now, can I turn in my expense receipts? Good morning, you.
Speaker 1 (24:44):
Got a big show on the radio. Well you guys
over fifty, you know what we're talking about. Say you
got to get a colonoscopy. Uh, Fellers, you just had
one recently, that just been a couple of years, but
it still uh well uh this doctor said, these are
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actual comments made.
Speaker 2 (25:07):
You're the exam when when they were doing to because
you're conscious? Right, Well I was, and then I started
I kept talking. They shut me up. I'd give me
another shout out from the fall and I was out.
You said, last thing you saw was like, hey, I'm
still awake. And she got right in the face and
said nighty night, and she thumb clicked the button.
Speaker 7 (25:27):
That was it.
Speaker 1 (25:29):
A physician claimed the following our actual comments made by
his patients, predominantly male, while he was performing.
Speaker 2 (25:36):
There colonoscamy there, Yeah, all right, he's all good colon music.
Speaker 1 (25:50):
Take it easy, doc, You're boldly going where no man
is gone before. Find a Melia here heart yet?
Speaker 2 (25:59):
Can you hear me?
Speaker 1 (25:59):
Now?
Speaker 2 (26:02):
Are we there yet? Are we there yet?
Speaker 1 (26:06):
You know Arkansas would now be legally married. Things said
during a colonoscomy any sign of a trapped miner's chief,
you put your left hand in.
Speaker 2 (26:21):
You take your.
Speaker 3 (26:24):
Sounds more poky than.
Speaker 1 (26:27):
Hey, Now I know how a muppet feels. If your
hand doesn't fit, you must quit. Hey, doc, let me
know if you find my dignity. You used to be
an executive at en Rond.
Speaker 3 (26:43):
We just talked about it.
Speaker 2 (26:45):
Now I know why I'm not gay? The last actual
statement made growing up?
Speaker 1 (26:55):
Getting better at us we go sre you are? Could
you write a note for my wife's that my head
is not up there? And Julie, good morning.
Speaker 2 (27:32):
A big show is on the.
Speaker 6 (27:34):
Radio with America's newest superhero, soul Finger.
Speaker 2 (27:40):
We're like nose Finger. Go ahead, mock my cape? Where
are okay? Five?
Speaker 6 (27:52):
You're not going to be able to use your superhero
voice because you're playing a different character.
Speaker 2 (27:56):
Oh cool, Oh boy. Two of my favorites Ralph Crampton
and Norton or something like yeah, all right, okay, by
Ready and Marsha, don't lay up against the wall there. Well,
do keep doing that, but don't don't giggle. Yeah, because
the last thing we went during the playhouse is last. Okay, okay,
(28:20):
all right on the set and give me a.
Speaker 6 (28:26):
Welcome to John Boy and Billy Playhouse. Today's episode Hot
Night with the Honeymooners. As our story opens, Ralph Crampton
and his friend Ed Norton have just returned to their
hotel room after an evening of spirited frat boy fun
at the Raccoon Lodge Convention in Atlantic City, New Jersey.
Speaker 1 (28:46):
Oh boy, I can't wait to get these shoes off.
Speaker 2 (28:50):
Hey, look, Ralph, they got free Hbo.
Speaker 3 (28:52):
Norton, What in blue place is that you doing?
Speaker 1 (28:55):
I'm settling in for tonight. You said you were bushed. Oh,
I have no intention of going to sleep yet. Then
why do we come back to the room.
Speaker 5 (29:07):
Because when we were downstairs in the bar, the Grand
Imperial Raccoon gave me this cod.
Speaker 2 (29:14):
See kitty Cat Companions. What's that?
Speaker 5 (29:18):
Only the classiest escort service in all of Atlantic City.
The Grand Imperial Raccoon gave it his highest personal recommendation.
Speaker 2 (29:27):
Escort service, Ralph, are you talking about girls?
Speaker 3 (29:31):
Not just any girls? Norton, the cream of the crop,
Elliot Spitzer quality talent.
Speaker 2 (29:37):
They look like Elliott Spencer no, you idiot.
Speaker 3 (29:41):
They look like the girl he got caught with.
Speaker 2 (29:43):
I don't know, Ralph, I've never done nothing like this before.
Calm down, Norton.
Speaker 3 (29:48):
Let's think about this.
Speaker 5 (29:49):
Logically, a man's home is his castle, so he is
the king of the castle, right right, And when the
king leaves the castle, it's only natural that he do
a little pillaging and plundering while he's.
Speaker 2 (30:03):
Out in the countryside. Ralph, are you sure about this?
Speaker 3 (30:08):
Relax, Norton. These girls are professionals. Think of it as
our own little stimulus package for the local Ecana.
Speaker 2 (30:18):
Hunton. Hello, and hello to you, my dear.
Speaker 3 (30:23):
What is your name, Oh, Susie, you have a lovely voice.
Speaker 5 (30:34):
Why?
Speaker 10 (30:35):
Thank you?
Speaker 5 (30:36):
The name is Ralph and I'm here at the Trump
Aicana Hotel with my associate Ed, and I want you
to grab one of your wildest coworkers and come on
over for a little party. And when I say party,
I mean untamed, full tilt boso action that doesn't stop
till the sun comes up. Baby, I'm talking out of control,
(30:59):
still legal in twelve states.
Speaker 2 (31:01):
Action.
Speaker 5 (31:02):
Bring your a games, Susie, my sweet, because me and
Ed are gonna rock your world. We're in room two
fourteen and we're waiting for you. Now, what do you
have to say to that?
Speaker 11 (31:15):
Sir?
Speaker 6 (31:15):
If you need an outside line, you have to dial
an eighth.
Speaker 9 (31:18):
Before the number.
Speaker 2 (31:25):
We hope you've enjoyed John boyer Billy Playhouse.
Speaker 3 (31:29):
That mean you're not coming?
Speaker 6 (31:30):
Open tune then again, next time we'll hear the crusty
old fun girl from Kiddy Cat Companion say.
Speaker 1 (31:37):
Hey, big man, let me hold a dollar. Wow, good morning.
You got the Big Show on the radio.
Speaker 2 (31:51):
More chances for you to.
Speaker 3 (31:52):
Win coming up after your news weather, Sports.
Speaker 1 (31:54):
Hi, this is Van.
Speaker 2 (31:56):
You're the arts in all today? From Hey me.
Speaker 3 (32:00):
Your Fjord Norway after around.
Speaker 2 (32:04):
To kick the Wolverine.
Speaker 5 (32:05):
There's nothing like sitting back, drinking a great big hairing smoothie.
Speaker 2 (32:12):
And listening to the Big Show with John Boy and Bay.
There's a bond in this one.
Speaker 1 (32:47):
Good Morning is a bigicy on the radiohead of Jordan
Kernavan's quiz.
Speaker 2 (32:51):
Easiest way for you to join the Winner's I want
to say, have y'all seen this on the internet? You
know I don't. I don't see something then I get
sent it.
Speaker 1 (32:57):
Somebody send me letters from kids to God in their
own handwriting that before I really like this.
Speaker 2 (33:04):
I don't share this with you. I give it a beat.
Kids write the darnedest things, kids in their own handwriting.
I read it to God.
Speaker 1 (33:15):
Dear God, if you give me a Genie lamp like Aladdin,
I will give you anything you want, except my money
or my chest set Raphael. Dear God, we read Thomas
Edison made Light, but in Sunday school they said you
did it, so I bet he stole your idea.
Speaker 2 (33:38):
Dear God.
Speaker 1 (33:39):
Instead of letting people die and having to make new ones,
why don't you just keep the ones you've got now,
Dear God, I went to this wedding and they kissed
right in church. Is that okay, Dear God. I think
the stapler is one of your greatest intents. There's a
(34:02):
future middle manage, Dear God. In Bible times, did they
really talk that fancy?
Speaker 2 (34:12):
Dear God? I think about you sometimes even when I'm
not prayed. Oh Eliot, Dear God, I am American? What
are you? Dear God? Thank you for the baby brother,
but what I prayed for was a puppy.
Speaker 1 (34:33):
Dear God, I bet it is very hard for you
to love all of everybody in the whole world. There
are only four people in our family, and I can
never do it.
Speaker 2 (34:50):
Dear God. If you watch in church on Sunday, I
will show you my new shoes. Dear God.
Speaker 1 (34:58):
If we come back as something, please don't let me
be Jennifer Horton because I hate her. Dear God, Maybe
Cain and Abel would not kill each so much if
they had their own rooms.
Speaker 2 (35:16):
It works with my brother.
Speaker 1 (35:22):
Dear God, please put another holiday between Christmas and Easter.
There is nothing good in there now.
Speaker 2 (35:29):
Hey, that's what yours is. Dear God.
Speaker 1 (35:33):
If you let the dinosaur not extinct, we would not
have a country. You did the right thing. Dear God.
Speaker 2 (35:43):
Please send Dennis Clark to a different camp this year.
Speaker 3 (35:51):
Then.
Speaker 1 (35:51):
Finally, Dear God, I would like to live nine hundred
years like the God in the Bible. Love Chris, there
you go, Thank you? All right, y'all, you got something?
You can send it to anybody but me at the
Big Show dot Com. You can pick out a name
or go to the button anybody but me
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Or just send it in care of God and we'll
get it to it
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