January 10, 2025 • 44 mins
Friday (pt 1 of 2): On today’s Late Riser’s Podcast, we’ve got your usual Friday Favorites, like “Happy Boy” and “Bang On The Drum” plus a few surprises.. - The Not Ready for Drive-Time Players are poised and ready to perform in the John Boy & Billy Playhouse.. - John Boy finally gives away that danged Waffle House hat.. - and Tom Sorensen recaps all of the weeks NFL games - and predicts the winners for the week moving forward…
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Good morning, and you got the Big Show on the radio.
Speaker 2 (00:02):
More chances for you to win coming up after your news,
weather and sports.
Speaker 3 (00:07):
You come on me today because you know, no Sicilian
can refuse a request on the day of his daughter's wedding.
I shall grant your requests. Someday I may ask a
favor of you, maybe a haircut. Maybe I'll ask you
to lay down your life for me. Maybe I'll just
ask you to listen to John Boy and Billy on
the Big Show. Would you rather wake up with a
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horse's head or these two horses?
Speaker 1 (00:31):
Ayes talking to the new coming out on them?
Speaker 2 (01:09):
It is thirst Wow. Hey, we made it man, It's
Friday ready, you know, just stumbled in here about half asleep.
My look, Cove, you hadn't changed more from me yesterday.
But oh maam there it is right there, you know
the day and everything. January tenth. They figure it up
right now. Oh, only three hundred and fifty five days
left till the year twenty twenty six.
Speaker 1 (01:32):
Time is right already nine teeny seven seven.
Speaker 2 (01:36):
Nope, good morning, Hey, we're all excited about Friday all
of a sudden, Man, get the Friday Show songs lined up.
We got four cool prize packs. We will give away
my wonderful thing, number one hundred and twenty eight, a
brand new waffle house ball cap Camo embroidered logo.
Speaker 1 (01:54):
Check it out. And who is that good looking disc
jockey on the other side of that waffle house?
Speaker 4 (02:00):
Whoa, that's me.
Speaker 1 (02:03):
You all gonna jump in and say something, No, it's
you crazy.
Speaker 5 (02:07):
You don't even recognize yourself anymore.
Speaker 1 (02:10):
Good boy, I used to be hot. We all wear john.
Speaker 4 (02:16):
As.
Speaker 1 (02:17):
They cut your energy costs today?
Speaker 2 (02:20):
Oh good because yeah, and Biden, that's really so cool
of him helping Trump out to get a head start
on our energy costs, you know, so we can use
the natural resources that we have in the in our
country the well, the way he did with those ocean deals,
like six hundred and fifty a million acres.
Speaker 5 (02:40):
Why pump it ourselves when we can buy it.
Speaker 2 (02:42):
From others in cool a ravs and you got down
some way.
Speaker 1 (02:48):
We're gonna have to figure out some deal for Biden
with the Chinese. I don't know. They gotta pipe over
there is bringing the talking stain out the.
Speaker 4 (03:03):
Ru Yeah.
Speaker 2 (03:05):
I don't want to start off like it, but it's
national cut your energy cost I don't take it up. Okay,
and I was trying to Billy. We're in favor for that.
Speaker 4 (03:15):
Uh.
Speaker 2 (03:16):
We gonna get our first prize package out for you.
I'm gonna give you a hit. You will want to
eat it.
Speaker 1 (03:22):
All right.
Speaker 2 (03:24):
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Just click the banner of the Big Show dot com
and take it from there. We'll listen up three days
in history where we get our categories and win this
package right in front of us, all right. January tenth,
nineteen ninety, NCAA approves random drug testing for college football players.
Speaker 1 (04:18):
Nineteen ninety was when then and there that's still going?
Speaker 2 (04:23):
Uh O two A barber and Bopaul India set a
record by completing one hundred eight hours of continuous haircutting.
Speaker 1 (04:31):
Wow.
Speaker 2 (04:31):
Oh, jenary hour in Bata cut the hair of eight
hundred and ninety nine men five hundred and fifty two
women to break the old record by six hours.
Speaker 6 (04:40):
And of course they didn't share any pictures of those haircuts.
Speaker 5 (04:44):
So I wonder, how well, look.
Speaker 1 (04:46):
Oh, I look at you investigate.
Speaker 5 (04:48):
I'm just saying it right, we'll let's move.
Speaker 1 (04:51):
Up to three.
Speaker 2 (04:53):
One year later, police in Glasgow, Scotland, reported a woman
who parked illegally in the city center nearly every day,
had paid nineteen thousand, three hundred dollars in parking fines
over the previous three years and was still racking up violations.
So she still owed twenty five thousand, seven hundred dollars
(05:13):
in parking fines, but she was paying new eighty dollars
fines immediately.
Speaker 5 (05:19):
Well, you know, Scotland, I don't carecter go to park?
Speaker 7 (05:25):
Why the park?
Speaker 2 (05:26):
I wonder if, like if parking spots were very expensive
and she was actually saving money.
Speaker 1 (05:31):
But just there has to be.
Speaker 5 (05:33):
A reason right now, that has to make sense.
Speaker 8 (05:35):
No, but maybe some people just don't have value in mind.
Speaker 1 (05:39):
Well, all right, I did that was crazy.
Speaker 4 (05:42):
Every name of Scotland was.
Speaker 5 (05:43):
She's very busy in that neck of town. I guess all.
Speaker 2 (05:46):
Right, well there you go. It's enough for our three categories.
Let's get it one eight hundred Big Show you toll
free line.
Speaker 1 (05:52):
We play out bursts.
Speaker 2 (05:53):
Next, Good Morning, It's a.
Speaker 1 (06:21):
Big Show on the radio. Friday, January and ten.
Speaker 2 (06:24):
Today's feature track for the Big Show bed Box, Reverend
Billy Ray, the Mayan calendar predictions. There's for keywords calendar,
hit the bed box at the Big Show dot com.
Speaker 9 (06:39):
Utburst. Let's play upburst. It's the game that anyone can win. Shon,
boy and Billy.
Speaker 10 (06:47):
We give the prizes from the Big Prize be Let's go.
Speaker 9 (06:52):
Contested number one.
Speaker 11 (06:54):
This should it be a lot of fun when you're
playing outburst.
Speaker 9 (07:00):
Have them hurry up in guest time you love the
best time. You love a big shots.
Speaker 2 (07:06):
Let's say, hey Ronnie from Prestonsburg, Donentucky, we have shots.
Good morning, Ronnie, Good morning, Hey buddy, welcome. All right,
let's get you to these three categories and get you
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the big Old Bertee County Peanuts Prize pack. You ready
to go al ready in five seconds? Name three college
sports ready to go, uh basketball, football, baseball? All right, Ronnie,
Now give us three things found in a barber shop ready.
Speaker 1 (07:49):
Go, mirror, barber, TV.
Speaker 2 (07:56):
And for the win, three places that have parking spaces
ready to go.
Speaker 4 (08:03):
Grocery store, movies, hospital.
Speaker 1 (08:06):
Yeah, very popular.
Speaker 2 (08:13):
Getting the Berte County Peanuts package up to you in Prestonsburg.
Speaker 1 (08:17):
Ronnie, congratulations, buddy, appreciate you. You guys have a good day.
All right, man you do why us jump out?
Speaker 2 (08:29):
Catch you up on your news call all happy boys
right on the other side. Then we're going to spend
a few minutes with Marvin Webster for you know.
Speaker 1 (09:12):
Good Friday morning big shows on the radio. All a
happy boy.
Speaker 12 (09:25):
I was walking down the street on a sunny day,
bubble feeling in my bone, says I have my weed
bubble hubh. I'ma have to be boy, Ima, have to
be boy.
Speaker 6 (09:37):
Oh.
Speaker 4 (09:37):
We did good. When things are going here, we hey, Hey,
my little.
Speaker 12 (09:41):
Box pot got hit back carubb hub hubbub but his
guns in the box and put him in a drawer.
Speaker 4 (09:46):
Ubb. Oh.
Speaker 12 (09:48):
I'ma have to be boy, Ima hap be boy?
Speaker 13 (09:52):
Oh?
Speaker 4 (09:52):
And good when things are going here, we.
Speaker 12 (09:55):
Hey, hey, oh for God, all about it? For a
month and a half hubbub. I looked into the drawer
(10:16):
and started to laugh because I might have to beat boy.
Speaker 4 (10:21):
I have beat boy. Oh good. When things are going here,
we hey.
Speaker 2 (10:26):
Hey, good morning, big shows on the radio there.
Speaker 1 (11:01):
Now there's been a few minutes with Marvin Webster. Oh
what's up?
Speaker 4 (11:04):
How y'all doing? Man? Hey man?
Speaker 14 (11:06):
We got a new guy at work named Ricky Ling.
He's an Asian dude. He's really cool. Me and him
went out last weekend with the sports ball. The commercial
came off for Sharp, the one about the flat screen TVs.
Have y'all seen that? It's one with mister Sulu in
the lab coat. This picture is mister Sulu talking about
this new TV as a fourth color yellow for the
(11:28):
most lifelike picture ever. Oh my, I said, oh, snap,
more like it? Ricky said, what I'm like, are you
paying attention? They got an Asian guy plugging the TV
that's got more yellow in the picture side of me,
like your people missing the chance to get on the news?
Speaker 1 (11:46):
Ricky like, man, you crazy?
Speaker 14 (11:48):
I said, Well, all I know is if they put
flavor flav on TV. Talking about the new black and
Chicken sandwich at TGI Fridays old Jesse Jackson to be
on CNN pitching a bitch before the mercial break was over.
But Ricky say, Asian people ain't hung up on all
that racial stuff like some of y'all. And it's a
good thing too two reasons. Number one, we got too
(12:09):
much of that noise already, and number two, Asians ain't
got no point man in this deal, you know. I mean,
think about it. Every other group in America got their
own personal racial watch dog, like black people got Jesse Jackson,
White people got mel Gibson, and who Asian people got
Tiger Woods.
Speaker 4 (12:28):
That ain't no good.
Speaker 14 (12:29):
He ain't but half Asian plus Tiger got his own
problems right now. But ever since Conne Chung retired, Asian
celebrities in general been kind of hard to come by.
I mean, you think about it, you count them up.
There's the old mister Sulu from TV Star Trek, and
you got the new mister Sulu from the Star Trek
movie and the Chinese girl that fills in on the
(12:50):
view when somebody go on vacation. And that's about it.
Lit'sen not Asian people. Take it from a member of
the vast African American conspiracy. Well, y'all need is a
self appointed spokesperson, you know, somebody with a big mouth
that can act like a bad ass and scare all
the white people over death, because that's how you change
things in America. Y'all need an Asian Al Sharpton because
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there ain't never gonna be no Asian Al Sharpton because
all the Asian people got real job. Y'all think about
it that mother.
Speaker 1 (13:21):
W It's a big show on your radio. Thanks for
joining us this morning.
Speaker 7 (13:29):
Oh I love all those fine big strong radio man
wall Winch Cousin, Brusie walt.
Speaker 9 (13:40):
Man, jack Yon Boy and Belly of.
Speaker 7 (13:46):
Yoh Boy Bety had only two white men ever make
me more whoa, I feel no vunerable.
Speaker 1 (13:58):
You're lift back walk over.
Speaker 7 (14:00):
For your RiPP.
Speaker 2 (14:38):
Good morning base shows on AL Radio, all ride hondy boys.
Speaker 1 (14:43):
About trailer bar funky.
Speaker 2 (14:45):
It ain't no reason to hurry up and take him
Christmas decorations.
Speaker 1 (14:48):
Now it might snow tonight. That's what I always went
by it.
Speaker 2 (14:53):
You can't take him down to the snow. Had snow
there in like two years. Anyho. Let's have fun with
trailer park funk.
Speaker 15 (15:10):
Ladies and gentlemen. The Junior Nation man forres it's a
more or less true story feature and Carl Cook and
the legendary nature boy himself, mister Rick Flair. It goes
exactly like man bud Wiser's ice coat. We just falled
a but lord, this one for them slicked girls, Them
pick the girls.
Speaker 1 (15:29):
They white as hell.
Speaker 15 (15:30):
He styled, profiling way outside the city, got camol from
bast pros. Gonna kiss myself so pretty, not too hot,
Gonna call the trailer park managers.
Speaker 1 (15:42):
Too hot?
Speaker 4 (15:44):
You know, I.
Speaker 15 (15:45):
Ain't no amateurs too hot? Say my name, you know
who I am?
Speaker 4 (15:51):
Too hot?
Speaker 15 (15:53):
And I'm slapping out of money. Man, lend me hold
a dollar, man, leave me hold a dollar. Y'all gonna
give a little holler because Traylor park Falk gonna give
it to you.
Speaker 4 (16:03):
Traylor park Falk gonna give it to you. Traylor park Funk.
Speaker 15 (16:06):
Gonna give it to you on Saturday night.
Speaker 1 (16:08):
And this bunch ain't right.
Speaker 16 (16:10):
Call the neighborhood who.
Speaker 17 (16:18):
Call the neighborhood wash.
Speaker 1 (16:25):
Who call the neighborhood wash.
Speaker 16 (16:29):
Call the neighborhood wash, Call the neighborhood wash, call the
neighborhood wash.
Speaker 15 (16:34):
Hey, hey, hey, hey, wait, hold on anybody seen my
cell phone? Nature Boy signed check. Were about to hit
the roads for Richmond, Nashville, Josa, and Alabama. Bring that
little waitress.
Speaker 16 (16:51):
She's a bad mamma gym too hard.
Speaker 15 (16:55):
It's designated driver time.
Speaker 2 (16:57):
Too hard.
Speaker 15 (17:00):
I was drunken driving. There is crying too hard. I
might need some waffle House too hard. My head's kind
of spinny. Man, Lend me hold a dollar, man, lend
me hold a dollar. Y'all give them a little holler
because Trailer park falk gonna give it to you. Trailer
park funk gonna give it to you. Trailer park funk
(17:21):
gonna give it to you. Saturday night, and we bout
the fight. Call the neighborhood.
Speaker 16 (17:26):
Who call the neighborhood was woo, call the neighborhood, wash
call the neighborhood was call the neighborhood was call the
(17:48):
neighborhood was hey, Hey, Hey, hey, woo call the neighbor
(18:09):
Cowder neighborhood coder, neighborhood.
Speaker 15 (18:15):
You know, Rare, I love you your death, but you
can be a little bit high.
Speaker 2 (18:24):
Good morning, got the big show on the radio coming up.
We play John boyd Jeopardy for a Happy Herd. Prize Pack.
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Speaker 6 (18:46):
So when you're eradicating it, there isn't a season. You're
allowed to just do it anytime you see them.
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dot com. Yesterday we're celebrating law enforcement. We look back
on this special cops show.
Speaker 1 (19:08):
What's What's he going to Do?
Speaker 17 (19:13):
This Saturday on the Fox? A special episode of Cops
with a high tech twist. Yeah, we've been having a
real problem with the video cameras lately. I mean, these
guys will try to provoke us into some kind of confrontation,
you know, so they can get it on tape and
then they put it up on YouTube.
Speaker 1 (19:31):
Lavor load, sir, you need to calm down. Lave bretty load, sir,
Leave bretty.
Speaker 4 (19:38):
Loud, sir.
Speaker 17 (19:39):
I don't even know who Britney is sir, could you
please get your.
Speaker 1 (19:43):
Head out from under that tablecloth.
Speaker 4 (19:46):
To me?
Speaker 9 (19:47):
In a lack of left coming to me, I gotta
do look a bit of cheap.
Speaker 4 (19:50):
Dry fox lessing up.
Speaker 11 (19:51):
As you can see there is nothing.
Speaker 2 (19:54):
End the tree and get all the mobile as gray.
Speaker 11 (19:58):
Thanks you who left come.
Speaker 17 (20:02):
So please don't encourage.
Speaker 9 (20:03):
Him crackhead that holds the round.
Speaker 17 (20:07):
Though, ma'am. I'll be with you in just a month.
Speaker 1 (20:10):
Okay.
Speaker 17 (20:10):
It's a special two hour Cops with a special bonus
musical number.
Speaker 1 (20:18):
Today.
Speaker 17 (20:18):
But sir, can I see your license your registration place?
Speaker 1 (20:23):
Sir sir? Could you turn down your radio place? And
could you stop singing along with the radio place?
Speaker 14 (20:31):
Sir sir.
Speaker 17 (20:35):
It's a special YouTube edition of Cops, America's original reality.
Speaker 1 (20:39):
TV show.
Speaker 9 (20:43):
What's He Going To?
Speaker 17 (20:47):
Special episode right after America's next Hot fifth Quitter Saturday
at nine on Fox.
Speaker 2 (20:52):
Like that was early YouTube bus he might be a crackhead,
it's one of my favorite. Well, let's play John Boy
Jeopardy here with a big old happy heard prize pack.
So well, we need to review yesterday's question here. In
almost every species of mammals, the males will do this
before the female is the longer life expectancy is what
(21:18):
we're talking how humans work out. Females got us too,
we are Yeah, that's what we said most Yeah, get
back Timmy. All right, Today's John Boy Jeopardy. Long before
becoming popular on the candy isle, ancient Arab women use
this candy to remove unwanted hair.
Speaker 5 (21:40):
Oh what are our pot gummies?
Speaker 2 (21:44):
Pot gummies? Because they would eat them. I don't know,
you're just coming up. Okay, I'm sorry, did you eat some?
Speaker 13 (21:55):
You what?
Speaker 4 (21:55):
I'm one?
Speaker 1 (21:57):
Ain't hundred?
Speaker 2 (21:58):
Big show, you're told, free loud across America. We'll go
the week in the winter we played John Moore jumpingin.
Speaker 1 (22:04):
Next any hair? Good morning.
Speaker 2 (22:32):
It's a big show on the radio, running through your
Friday January and tenth. Today you sweet your drag from
the Big Show bid Box, Reverend better Ray the Mayan
calendar predictions. There's the keywords calendar. When he hit the
Big Box at the Big Show dot com there right now.
That's why yes live across America. It's John Boyd Japan
(22:55):
and now a man who recently read a study that
found women who are over wait actually live longer than
men who mention it.
Speaker 1 (23:06):
John Boy, I don't get it.
Speaker 2 (23:12):
Hey the Johnny out of Glenn Lynn, Virginia. Good morning, Johnny,
Good morning. Hey buddy, you got the first shot at
the Johnny Boy Jeopardy this morning, so uh review the question.
Put it out there long before becoming popular. On the
candy isle, Ancient Arab women use this candy to remove
(23:32):
unwanted hair.
Speaker 1 (23:35):
I'll say gum, You.
Speaker 2 (23:37):
Say gum, You got any riglazz smamchow us gum Sonny
turns me off for gum for the rest of the
day of ancient ancient dabs and gums.
Speaker 1 (23:52):
I mean the gum go Oh okay, well, Johnny, we
appreciate you playing buddy. Well, hope you try again later.
Thank you.
Speaker 2 (24:00):
Okay, Let's go to Jason. He's over in Crossfeld, Tennessee.
Good morning, Jason, Good morning. All right, buddy, it's not
gum on a candy eye. Now, what about unwanted hair?
What candy sounds like?
Speaker 6 (24:13):
You do that?
Speaker 15 (24:15):
I say it's caramel.
Speaker 1 (24:17):
You say caramel, you tell it. I bet they smelled you.
Speaker 9 (24:32):
I know I got man.
Speaker 2 (24:35):
I had my wife get some of that melt the
stuff caramels you can melt, and I tried to make
popcorn balls.
Speaker 1 (24:41):
It was a disaster, but I ate it all out
of the bowl. Anyway, We're not surprised you need molashes
in it. Molasses, all man.
Speaker 6 (24:50):
I wonder the technique they used with this With this caramelmel.
Speaker 1 (24:55):
You melted like wax.
Speaker 5 (24:57):
You think they worked it like and then spread it
on them.
Speaker 1 (24:59):
They were that and then peel it corn syrup. Awesome, y'all.
Let's try that on my back.
Speaker 5 (25:08):
Brandy, Well, you're the one that knows.
Speaker 1 (25:10):
Pearl pearls Joe's legs.
Speaker 5 (25:12):
Maybe we could turn I was wondering if there was
a pearl back then.
Speaker 2 (25:17):
Meantime, Jason, you hang on. Jack can hook you up
with a happy heard prize pick buddy.
Speaker 4 (25:22):
Okay, thank you, sir man.
Speaker 1 (25:25):
All right, yeah, and by the way, ever since we've
been talking about pearl licking Joe.
Speaker 4 (25:30):
You know we need that.
Speaker 8 (25:31):
This dog pearls a dog. It's John Bly's dog. Yeah, pearl, Yeah,
Joe is a buddy. Yeah, so you would have heard it.
Speaker 1 (25:39):
From Joe if it was an actual woman. Good morning,
(26:20):
this make yawn the radio.
Speaker 2 (26:22):
Yeah, it's been a while looking board drive Friday mornings, all.
Speaker 13 (26:27):
I expect you and before eleven o'clock tonight, mister, you
better find yourself another line of work. That's when sure,
don't fix your pistol. It's one hundred and six miles
to Chicago. We got a full tank of gas, half
a pack of cigarettes. It's dark and we're wearing sunglasses.
Speaker 4 (26:45):
Hid it?
Speaker 1 (26:52):
I hate work, I hate work, I hate one.
Speaker 9 (27:00):
Having a very bad days.
Speaker 2 (27:04):
I do.
Speaker 10 (27:05):
I don't eat.
Speaker 18 (27:07):
I'm just gonna stay. Don't They just told me.
Speaker 9 (27:34):
She's got me?
Speaker 4 (27:46):
Yeah, fum back.
Speaker 1 (27:54):
What work work, work, work, work, work work?
Speaker 4 (27:57):
What are we gonna do?
Speaker 2 (27:58):
Man?
Speaker 1 (27:58):
We gotta get out of it.
Speaker 9 (28:00):
Who does have a light?
Speaker 1 (28:02):
I mean, do you do anything like this creepy stuff?
Speaker 9 (28:05):
What do you do for fun?
Speaker 4 (28:06):
Oh no, we don't have fun. We just we just work.
Speaker 5 (28:08):
Here's here's our fun, right work.
Speaker 7 (28:10):
Work, work, work, work work work.
Speaker 2 (28:12):
Well, I realized my father makes a lot of money, but.
Speaker 4 (28:15):
You see he's not giving me any.
Speaker 6 (28:17):
Yeah.
Speaker 18 (28:17):
Weekend Saturday Sunday the time between work and war work,
the time when you go looking for happiness and end
up punched over somewhere else's toilet.
Speaker 4 (28:25):
The weekend things are at their darkest. Pal it's a
brave man. I can kick off party. All is and
taste you is.
Speaker 9 (28:36):
Cool, but you're all fun.
Speaker 4 (29:20):
Oh no, I am not today. I'm having the text
paid work work?
Speaker 6 (29:34):
What what?
Speaker 4 (29:34):
What's what?
Speaker 2 (29:35):
What's what's work? I work? I hate work?
Speaker 4 (29:37):
I hate what duds.
Speaker 2 (30:14):
Good morning makes Chow's on al Radio for your Friday,
January tenth.
Speaker 1 (30:20):
Not ready to drive time players, Lesac.
Speaker 19 (30:25):
Welcome to John Boy and Billy Playhouse. Today's episode Goodbye
to Rufus. As our story opens, Myrtle Sheehan enters the
cafeteria at Brushywood Acres Retirement Villages and notices a friend
in distress.
Speaker 7 (30:43):
Ah, oh Lord, why, why Lord? How could you let
this happen? What in the world am I gonna do?
Speaker 20 (30:54):
Mickey Clump? Are you all right?
Speaker 1 (30:57):
I've cried for no reason.
Speaker 7 (30:58):
Murray a stupid old No, I ain't all right. By Rufous,
he is gone.
Speaker 1 (31:07):
You're wom my Rufus.
Speaker 20 (31:09):
You want me to call the dentist.
Speaker 1 (31:11):
Not my toofishent Rufus.
Speaker 7 (31:15):
Rufus Crawford, my boyfriend from room two oh four. One
of the doctors come in and found him dead this morning. Murdle,
What in the world am I gonna do?
Speaker 21 (31:27):
Oh?
Speaker 20 (31:28):
Bless your heart? What happened?
Speaker 7 (31:30):
He wi doctor says his heart just give out sometime
in the middle of the night.
Speaker 20 (31:35):
Oh so sorry for your loss.
Speaker 1 (31:39):
You know, I was with Rufus just last evening.
Speaker 7 (31:43):
We had us a time too. I bet he didn't
go back to his room till pertin here at eight o'clock.
And now he's goned forever.
Speaker 9 (31:58):
Murdle, What in the water?
Speaker 7 (32:00):
I go down to my rope.
Speaker 20 (32:03):
He's trying to think about the happy times you two
had together.
Speaker 1 (32:07):
I was just doing that a moment ago.
Speaker 7 (32:08):
If you turn up your heir and age, you deaf
old back. We sure had us, Oh Lord, why couldn't
somebody here that had their full faculties find me in
the try to read my lips? We sure had us
sometimes too. Rub a fine wrong man. He's gonna get
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a little freaky too, like a cross between Ozai Davids
and Billy d William whoa old rupers. He know how
to treat a woman. Shavty eight years old, right in
the prime of his life. Now he's gone, Oh, murder,
(32:49):
What in the water am I gonna do?
Speaker 20 (32:52):
You're going to get through it one day at a time, sweetie,
That's what we all do. Listen, they're gonna play in
a few minutes. Want me to get you a card?
Speaker 7 (33:01):
Oh no, darling, I don't think I'm up to it.
I just can't believe old Rufus is gone.
Speaker 6 (33:09):
He gone.
Speaker 7 (33:12):
Oh Myrtle wanted the water.
Speaker 5 (33:14):
I gotta do, honey.
Speaker 20 (33:17):
Sometimes the only thing gon'na make the hurt go away
is time. I know you might have said right now,
but just hang in there. Why in a few weeks,
I bet you'll meet somebody new, somebody gonna make you
just as happy as Rufus.
Speaker 1 (33:31):
What hell? I know that?
Speaker 7 (33:32):
But Myrtle, what no water am I gonna do tonight?
Speaker 1 (33:42):
We hope you've enjoyed John Boy and Billy play.
Speaker 7 (33:45):
I'm at twenty four hours to let all this love
and build up and build up and whoa somebody had off?
Speaker 1 (33:53):
You'll know again next time we're here.
Speaker 2 (33:55):
They crusty old lady selling bingo cards say, hey, big man,
let me hold it dollar.
Speaker 7 (34:01):
What time you get off work?
Speaker 1 (34:02):
Old fella? All wait? He walk my live, don't hunt
well hard it's home. I love so hand Honda gun. Hey,
everyone know that's lad? Listen is lut listen is let listen?
I go horadio fix It's loud listen, it's left.
Speaker 2 (34:21):
Listen up, honey is honahah God, I'm coming up every
you no I know?
Speaker 1 (34:27):
Oh what?
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Good morning the Big shows on the radio. This is
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Buck.
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He's so quick with it, That's what she said.
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Speaker 9 (36:43):
My partner's named Johnny.
Speaker 11 (36:46):
He's kind of funny ways about two eighty fist. Likes
to eat junk food when he's in a bad mood,
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Speaker 9 (37:01):
All of the time. It that's just how it is.
Speaker 10 (37:10):
He likes crabckers and cheese with.
Speaker 9 (37:16):
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Was the paid hat? He's so fat?
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One day he was burzen, so he bought a dozen
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He ate our twelve of them. Oh how he shoved
him till nothing was left but the holes.
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Joan.
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All right? I was thinking that the rest of the day,
A stupid hat. All right.
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Speaker 1 (40:34):
Play beat the mine and say had a ken from
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so awesome.
Speaker 2 (40:46):
They will be him another year? How bad you can
glad you made it in buddy, appreciate it well. Tatter's
gonna answer some questions. You agree or disagree with her answer,
Get two best for two buzzers, and you got the bull. Taya,
I know you're familiar with Mexican bullfighters.
Speaker 5 (41:05):
Go every weekend.
Speaker 1 (41:06):
Well, if a Mexican.
Speaker 2 (41:07):
Bullfighter does good work, he has awarded the bull's ears.
Speaker 1 (41:12):
Correct.
Speaker 2 (41:12):
If he does excellent work, he gets the tail. What
will he get for an extraordinary performance?
Speaker 5 (41:20):
A green card? I'll tell you that right now. Mexican bull,
what part of the bull will he get?
Speaker 2 (41:31):
He will get the testicles, He will get the bulls
testicles or an extraordinary performance?
Speaker 1 (41:38):
Can do you agree or disagree with the.
Speaker 4 (41:42):
Disagree?
Speaker 2 (41:43):
And that was other thing to do. Yeah, Actually it's
a hoof and it is rarely awarded.
Speaker 1 (41:52):
Hoof.
Speaker 2 (41:54):
You know, cow's legs or a big sellar in my
meat place outside of the phone, because like Friday's Mexican Day,
they loved them. Wow, yeah, I love the hooks, the
noo Yeah, gotcha.
Speaker 1 (42:09):
So you don't serve them like you know, turkey legs.
I don't know, because you imagine.
Speaker 4 (42:16):
The long.
Speaker 2 (42:20):
Remember that big the biggest grill that you know. We
had the speedwall that worked with a bunch of legs.
Speaker 7 (42:27):
All right.
Speaker 2 (42:28):
Anyway, so ken the good work on you're in. There
is a bail to start off with. One morning, w
all right, Tayles come in karate matches in Japan. Immediately
after defeating an opponent, you should do something to honor them.
Speaker 1 (42:45):
What do you do?
Speaker 5 (42:46):
You present them their ears to the emperor or something
like that.
Speaker 2 (42:59):
We're leaving the bulls behind into human being karate matches.
Speaker 5 (43:04):
I would say, you you bow, you bow to.
Speaker 2 (43:07):
Them after defeating them, can agree or disagree. I would
agree with that, and that was there. You know, if
you bow to a golf course, you know you pretty
much Remember the guy from Japan who won the Masters
(43:29):
done in Augusta. I mean it was a cool moment
and this caddy put the flag in and then bowed
to the door, So I figured, yeah, pretty much anything.
Speaker 8 (43:36):
Yeah, it's a huge sign of respect. Yet they don't
shake hands or high five or fist bump.
Speaker 1 (43:42):
It's all bowie. Did you think we got athlete complex
in America? Japan? Boy?
Speaker 4 (43:48):
And they will.
Speaker 2 (43:49):
I mean they're the guy that wan the Masters was
and then Tani the won the MVP with baseball, I
mean then them.
Speaker 5 (43:58):
Yeah, yeah, in their culture. Pretty good job here, vonnoring athletes.
Speaker 4 (44:02):
No, you don't do it not.
Speaker 1 (44:03):
I'm talking it.
Speaker 5 (44:04):
How much further you can put it?
Speaker 2 (44:06):
Get Packer from California on the phone. Oh, hey, can
back at your buddy. Congratulations on you win. We're gonna
hook you up and that we're gonna put you in
touch with Jackie, right, now.
Speaker 5 (44:16):
Nice work.
Speaker 4 (44:17):
Appreciate it all right, buddy,
Good morning, and you got the Big Show on the radio.
Speaker 2 (00:02):
More chances for you to win coming up after your news,
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You come on me today because you know, no Sicilian
can refuse a request on the day of his daughter's wedding.
I shall grant your requests. Someday I may ask a
favor of you, maybe a haircut. Maybe I'll ask you
to lay down your life for me. Maybe I'll just
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the Big Show. Would you rather wake up with a
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horse's head or these two horses?
Speaker 1 (00:31):
Ayes talking to the new coming out on them?
Speaker 2 (01:09):
It is thirst Wow. Hey, we made it man, It's
Friday ready, you know, just stumbled in here about half asleep.
My look, Cove, you hadn't changed more from me yesterday.
But oh maam there it is right there, you know
the day and everything. January tenth. They figure it up
right now. Oh, only three hundred and fifty five days
left till the year twenty twenty six.
Speaker 1 (01:32):
Time is right already nine teeny seven seven.
Speaker 2 (01:36):
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We got four cool prize packs. We will give away
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Speaker 4 (02:00):
Whoa, that's me.
Speaker 1 (02:03):
You all gonna jump in and say something, No, it's
you crazy.
Speaker 5 (02:07):
You don't even recognize yourself anymore.
Speaker 1 (02:10):
Good boy, I used to be hot. We all wear john.
Speaker 4 (02:16):
As.
Speaker 1 (02:17):
They cut your energy costs today?
Speaker 2 (02:20):
Oh good because yeah, and Biden, that's really so cool
of him helping Trump out to get a head start
on our energy costs, you know, so we can use
the natural resources that we have in the in our
country the well, the way he did with those ocean deals,
like six hundred and fifty a million acres.
Speaker 5 (02:40):
Why pump it ourselves when we can buy it.
Speaker 2 (02:42):
From others in cool a ravs and you got down
some way.
Speaker 1 (02:48):
We're gonna have to figure out some deal for Biden
with the Chinese. I don't know. They gotta pipe over
there is bringing the talking stain out the.
Speaker 4 (03:03):
Ru Yeah.
Speaker 2 (03:05):
I don't want to start off like it, but it's
national cut your energy cost I don't take it up. Okay,
and I was trying to Billy. We're in favor for that.
Speaker 4 (03:15):
Uh.
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in history where we get our categories and win this
package right in front of us, all right. January tenth,
nineteen ninety, NCAA approves random drug testing for college football players.
Speaker 1 (04:18):
Nineteen ninety was when then and there that's still going?
Speaker 2 (04:23):
Uh O two A barber and Bopaul India set a
record by completing one hundred eight hours of continuous haircutting.
Speaker 1 (04:31):
Wow.
Speaker 2 (04:31):
Oh, jenary hour in Bata cut the hair of eight
hundred and ninety nine men five hundred and fifty two
women to break the old record by six hours.
Speaker 6 (04:40):
And of course they didn't share any pictures of those haircuts.
Speaker 5 (04:44):
So I wonder, how well, look.
Speaker 1 (04:46):
Oh, I look at you investigate.
Speaker 5 (04:48):
I'm just saying it right, we'll let's move.
Speaker 1 (04:51):
Up to three.
Speaker 2 (04:53):
One year later, police in Glasgow, Scotland, reported a woman
who parked illegally in the city center nearly every day,
had paid nineteen thousand, three hundred dollars in parking fines
over the previous three years and was still racking up violations.
So she still owed twenty five thousand, seven hundred dollars
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in parking fines, but she was paying new eighty dollars
fines immediately.
Speaker 5 (05:19):
Well, you know, Scotland, I don't carecter go to park?
Speaker 7 (05:25):
Why the park?
Speaker 2 (05:26):
I wonder if, like if parking spots were very expensive
and she was actually saving money.
Speaker 1 (05:31):
But just there has to be.
Speaker 5 (05:33):
A reason right now, that has to make sense.
Speaker 8 (05:35):
No, but maybe some people just don't have value in mind.
Speaker 1 (05:39):
Well, all right, I did that was crazy.
Speaker 4 (05:42):
Every name of Scotland was.
Speaker 5 (05:43):
She's very busy in that neck of town. I guess all.
Speaker 2 (05:46):
Right, well there you go. It's enough for our three categories.
Let's get it one eight hundred Big Show you toll
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We play out bursts.
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Big Show on the radio. Friday, January and ten.
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Today's feature track for the Big Show bed Box, Reverend
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Speaker 9 (06:39):
Utburst. Let's play upburst. It's the game that anyone can win. Shon,
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We give the prizes from the Big Prize be Let's go.
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Contested number one.
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This should it be a lot of fun when you're
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Have them hurry up in guest time you love the
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Let's say, hey Ronnie from Prestonsburg, Donentucky, we have shots.
Good morning, Ronnie, Good morning, Hey buddy, welcome. All right,
let's get you to these three categories and get you
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Go, mirror, barber, TV.
Speaker 2 (07:56):
And for the win, three places that have parking spaces
ready to go.
Speaker 4 (08:03):
Grocery store, movies, hospital.
Speaker 1 (08:06):
Yeah, very popular.
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Getting the Berte County Peanuts package up to you in Prestonsburg.
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Ronnie, congratulations, buddy, appreciate you. You guys have a good day.
All right, man you do why us jump out?
Speaker 2 (08:29):
Catch you up on your news call all happy boys
right on the other side. Then we're going to spend
a few minutes with Marvin Webster for you know.
Speaker 1 (09:12):
Good Friday morning big shows on the radio. All a
happy boy.
Speaker 12 (09:25):
I was walking down the street on a sunny day,
bubble feeling in my bone, says I have my weed
bubble hubh. I'ma have to be boy, Ima, have to
be boy.
Speaker 6 (09:37):
Oh.
Speaker 4 (09:37):
We did good. When things are going here, we hey, Hey,
my little.
Speaker 12 (09:41):
Box pot got hit back carubb hub hubbub but his
guns in the box and put him in a drawer.
Speaker 4 (09:46):
Ubb. Oh.
Speaker 12 (09:48):
I'ma have to be boy, Ima hap be boy?
Speaker 13 (09:52):
Oh?
Speaker 4 (09:52):
And good when things are going here, we.
Speaker 12 (09:55):
Hey, hey, oh for God, all about it? For a
month and a half hubbub. I looked into the drawer
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and started to laugh because I might have to beat boy.
Speaker 4 (10:21):
I have beat boy. Oh good. When things are going here,
we hey.
Speaker 2 (10:26):
Hey, good morning, big shows on the radio there.
Speaker 1 (11:01):
Now there's been a few minutes with Marvin Webster. Oh
what's up?
Speaker 4 (11:04):
How y'all doing? Man? Hey man?
Speaker 14 (11:06):
We got a new guy at work named Ricky Ling.
He's an Asian dude. He's really cool. Me and him
went out last weekend with the sports ball. The commercial
came off for Sharp, the one about the flat screen TVs.
Have y'all seen that? It's one with mister Sulu in
the lab coat. This picture is mister Sulu talking about
this new TV as a fourth color yellow for the
(11:28):
most lifelike picture ever. Oh my, I said, oh, snap,
more like it? Ricky said, what I'm like, are you
paying attention? They got an Asian guy plugging the TV
that's got more yellow in the picture side of me,
like your people missing the chance to get on the news?
Speaker 1 (11:46):
Ricky like, man, you crazy?
Speaker 14 (11:48):
I said, Well, all I know is if they put
flavor flav on TV. Talking about the new black and
Chicken sandwich at TGI Fridays old Jesse Jackson to be
on CNN pitching a bitch before the mercial break was over.
But Ricky say, Asian people ain't hung up on all
that racial stuff like some of y'all. And it's a
good thing too two reasons. Number one, we got too
(12:09):
much of that noise already, and number two, Asians ain't
got no point man in this deal, you know. I mean,
think about it. Every other group in America got their
own personal racial watch dog, like black people got Jesse Jackson,
White people got mel Gibson, and who Asian people got
Tiger Woods.
Speaker 4 (12:28):
That ain't no good.
Speaker 14 (12:29):
He ain't but half Asian plus Tiger got his own
problems right now. But ever since Conne Chung retired, Asian
celebrities in general been kind of hard to come by.
I mean, you think about it, you count them up.
There's the old mister Sulu from TV Star Trek, and
you got the new mister Sulu from the Star Trek
movie and the Chinese girl that fills in on the
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view when somebody go on vacation. And that's about it.
Lit'sen not Asian people. Take it from a member of
the vast African American conspiracy. Well, y'all need is a
self appointed spokesperson, you know, somebody with a big mouth
that can act like a bad ass and scare all
the white people over death, because that's how you change
things in America. Y'all need an Asian Al Sharpton because
(13:15):
there ain't never gonna be no Asian Al Sharpton because
all the Asian people got real job. Y'all think about
it that mother.
Speaker 1 (13:21):
W It's a big show on your radio. Thanks for
joining us this morning.
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Oh I love all those fine big strong radio man
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Man, jack Yon Boy and Belly of.
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Yoh Boy Bety had only two white men ever make
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You're lift back walk over.
Speaker 7 (14:00):
For your RiPP.
Speaker 2 (14:38):
Good morning base shows on AL Radio, all ride hondy boys.
Speaker 1 (14:43):
About trailer bar funky.
Speaker 2 (14:45):
It ain't no reason to hurry up and take him
Christmas decorations.
Speaker 1 (14:48):
Now it might snow tonight. That's what I always went
by it.
Speaker 2 (14:53):
You can't take him down to the snow. Had snow
there in like two years. Anyho. Let's have fun with
trailer park funk.
Speaker 15 (15:10):
Ladies and gentlemen. The Junior Nation man forres it's a
more or less true story feature and Carl Cook and
the legendary nature boy himself, mister Rick Flair. It goes
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pick the girls.
Speaker 1 (15:29):
They white as hell.
Speaker 15 (15:30):
He styled, profiling way outside the city, got camol from
bast pros. Gonna kiss myself so pretty, not too hot,
Gonna call the trailer park managers.
Speaker 1 (15:42):
Too hot?
Speaker 4 (15:44):
You know, I.
Speaker 15 (15:45):
Ain't no amateurs too hot? Say my name, you know
who I am?
Speaker 4 (15:51):
Too hot?
Speaker 15 (15:53):
And I'm slapping out of money. Man, lend me hold
a dollar, man, leave me hold a dollar. Y'all gonna
give a little holler because Traylor park Falk gonna give
it to you.
Speaker 4 (16:03):
Traylor park Falk gonna give it to you. Traylor park Funk.
Speaker 15 (16:06):
Gonna give it to you on Saturday night.
Speaker 1 (16:08):
And this bunch ain't right.
Speaker 16 (16:10):
Call the neighborhood who.
Speaker 17 (16:18):
Call the neighborhood wash.
Speaker 1 (16:25):
Who call the neighborhood wash.
Speaker 16 (16:29):
Call the neighborhood wash, Call the neighborhood wash, call the
neighborhood wash.
Speaker 15 (16:34):
Hey, hey, hey, hey, wait, hold on anybody seen my
cell phone? Nature Boy signed check. Were about to hit
the roads for Richmond, Nashville, Josa, and Alabama. Bring that
little waitress.
Speaker 16 (16:51):
She's a bad mamma gym too hard.
Speaker 15 (16:55):
It's designated driver time.
Speaker 2 (16:57):
Too hard.
Speaker 15 (17:00):
I was drunken driving. There is crying too hard. I
might need some waffle House too hard. My head's kind
of spinny. Man, Lend me hold a dollar, man, lend
me hold a dollar. Y'all give them a little holler
because Trailer park falk gonna give it to you. Trailer
park funk gonna give it to you. Trailer park funk
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gonna give it to you. Saturday night, and we bout
the fight. Call the neighborhood.
Speaker 16 (17:26):
Who call the neighborhood was woo, call the neighborhood, wash
call the neighborhood was call the neighborhood was call the
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neighborhood was hey, Hey, Hey, hey, woo call the neighbor
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Cowder neighborhood coder, neighborhood.
Speaker 15 (18:15):
You know, Rare, I love you your death, but you
can be a little bit high.
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What's What's he going to Do?
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This Saturday on the Fox? A special episode of Cops
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Leave bretty.
Speaker 4 (19:38):
Loud, sir.
Speaker 17 (19:39):
I don't even know who Britney is sir, could you
please get your.
Speaker 1 (19:43):
Head out from under that tablecloth.
Speaker 4 (19:46):
To me?
Speaker 9 (19:47):
In a lack of left coming to me, I gotta
do look a bit of cheap.
Speaker 4 (19:50):
Dry fox lessing up.
Speaker 11 (19:51):
As you can see there is nothing.
Speaker 2 (19:54):
End the tree and get all the mobile as gray.
Speaker 11 (19:58):
Thanks you who left come.
Speaker 17 (20:02):
So please don't encourage.
Speaker 9 (20:03):
Him crackhead that holds the round.
Speaker 17 (20:07):
Though, ma'am. I'll be with you in just a month.
Speaker 1 (20:10):
Okay.
Speaker 17 (20:10):
It's a special two hour Cops with a special bonus
musical number.
Speaker 1 (20:18):
Today.
Speaker 17 (20:18):
But sir, can I see your license your registration place?
Speaker 1 (20:23):
Sir sir? Could you turn down your radio place? And
could you stop singing along with the radio place?
Speaker 14 (20:31):
Sir sir.
Speaker 17 (20:35):
It's a special YouTube edition of Cops, America's original reality.
Speaker 1 (20:39):
TV show.
Speaker 9 (20:43):
What's He Going To?
Speaker 17 (20:47):
Special episode right after America's next Hot fifth Quitter Saturday
at nine on Fox.
Speaker 2 (20:52):
Like that was early YouTube bus he might be a crackhead,
it's one of my favorite. Well, let's play John Boy
Jeopardy here with a big old happy heard prize pack.
So well, we need to review yesterday's question here. In
almost every species of mammals, the males will do this
before the female is the longer life expectancy is what
(21:18):
we're talking how humans work out. Females got us too,
we are Yeah, that's what we said most Yeah, get
back Timmy. All right, Today's John Boy Jeopardy. Long before
becoming popular on the candy isle, ancient Arab women use
this candy to remove unwanted hair.
Speaker 5 (21:40):
Oh what are our pot gummies?
Speaker 2 (21:44):
Pot gummies? Because they would eat them. I don't know,
you're just coming up. Okay, I'm sorry, did you eat some?
Speaker 13 (21:55):
You what?
Speaker 4 (21:55):
I'm one?
Speaker 1 (21:57):
Ain't hundred?
Speaker 2 (21:58):
Big show, you're told, free loud across America. We'll go
the week in the winter we played John Moore jumpingin.
Speaker 1 (22:04):
Next any hair? Good morning.
Speaker 2 (22:32):
It's a big show on the radio, running through your
Friday January and tenth. Today you sweet your drag from
the Big Show bid Box, Reverend better Ray the Mayan
calendar predictions. There's the keywords calendar. When he hit the
Big Box at the Big Show dot com there right now.
That's why yes live across America. It's John Boyd Japan
(22:55):
and now a man who recently read a study that
found women who are over wait actually live longer than
men who mention it.
Speaker 1 (23:06):
John Boy, I don't get it.
Speaker 2 (23:12):
Hey the Johnny out of Glenn Lynn, Virginia. Good morning, Johnny,
Good morning. Hey buddy, you got the first shot at
the Johnny Boy Jeopardy this morning, so uh review the question.
Put it out there long before becoming popular. On the
candy isle, Ancient Arab women use this candy to remove
(23:32):
unwanted hair.
Speaker 1 (23:35):
I'll say gum, You.
Speaker 2 (23:37):
Say gum, You got any riglazz smamchow us gum Sonny
turns me off for gum for the rest of the
day of ancient ancient dabs and gums.
Speaker 1 (23:52):
I mean the gum go Oh okay, well, Johnny, we
appreciate you playing buddy. Well, hope you try again later.
Thank you.
Speaker 2 (24:00):
Okay, Let's go to Jason. He's over in Crossfeld, Tennessee.
Good morning, Jason, Good morning. All right, buddy, it's not
gum on a candy eye. Now, what about unwanted hair?
What candy sounds like?
Speaker 6 (24:13):
You do that?
Speaker 15 (24:15):
I say it's caramel.
Speaker 1 (24:17):
You say caramel, you tell it. I bet they smelled you.
Speaker 9 (24:32):
I know I got man.
Speaker 2 (24:35):
I had my wife get some of that melt the
stuff caramels you can melt, and I tried to make
popcorn balls.
Speaker 1 (24:41):
It was a disaster, but I ate it all out
of the bowl. Anyway, We're not surprised you need molashes
in it. Molasses, all man.
Speaker 6 (24:50):
I wonder the technique they used with this With this caramelmel.
Speaker 1 (24:55):
You melted like wax.
Speaker 5 (24:57):
You think they worked it like and then spread it
on them.
Speaker 1 (24:59):
They were that and then peel it corn syrup. Awesome, y'all.
Let's try that on my back.
Speaker 5 (25:08):
Brandy, Well, you're the one that knows.
Speaker 1 (25:10):
Pearl pearls Joe's legs.
Speaker 5 (25:12):
Maybe we could turn I was wondering if there was
a pearl back then.
Speaker 2 (25:17):
Meantime, Jason, you hang on. Jack can hook you up
with a happy heard prize pick buddy.
Speaker 4 (25:22):
Okay, thank you, sir man.
Speaker 1 (25:25):
All right, yeah, and by the way, ever since we've
been talking about pearl licking Joe.
Speaker 4 (25:30):
You know we need that.
Speaker 8 (25:31):
This dog pearls a dog. It's John Bly's dog. Yeah, pearl, Yeah,
Joe is a buddy. Yeah, so you would have heard it.
Speaker 1 (25:39):
From Joe if it was an actual woman. Good morning,
(26:20):
this make yawn the radio.
Speaker 2 (26:22):
Yeah, it's been a while looking board drive Friday mornings, all.
Speaker 13 (26:27):
I expect you and before eleven o'clock tonight, mister, you
better find yourself another line of work. That's when sure,
don't fix your pistol. It's one hundred and six miles
to Chicago. We got a full tank of gas, half
a pack of cigarettes. It's dark and we're wearing sunglasses.
Speaker 4 (26:45):
Hid it?
Speaker 1 (26:52):
I hate work, I hate work, I hate one.
Speaker 9 (27:00):
Having a very bad days.
Speaker 2 (27:04):
I do.
Speaker 10 (27:05):
I don't eat.
Speaker 18 (27:07):
I'm just gonna stay. Don't They just told me.
Speaker 9 (27:34):
She's got me?
Speaker 4 (27:46):
Yeah, fum back.
Speaker 1 (27:54):
What work work, work, work, work, work work?
Speaker 4 (27:57):
What are we gonna do?
Speaker 2 (27:58):
Man?
Speaker 1 (27:58):
We gotta get out of it.
Speaker 9 (28:00):
Who does have a light?
Speaker 1 (28:02):
I mean, do you do anything like this creepy stuff?
Speaker 9 (28:05):
What do you do for fun?
Speaker 4 (28:06):
Oh no, we don't have fun. We just we just work.
Speaker 5 (28:08):
Here's here's our fun, right work.
Speaker 7 (28:10):
Work, work, work, work work work.
Speaker 2 (28:12):
Well, I realized my father makes a lot of money, but.
Speaker 4 (28:15):
You see he's not giving me any.
Speaker 6 (28:17):
Yeah.
Speaker 18 (28:17):
Weekend Saturday Sunday the time between work and war work,
the time when you go looking for happiness and end
up punched over somewhere else's toilet.
Speaker 4 (28:25):
The weekend things are at their darkest. Pal it's a
brave man. I can kick off party. All is and
taste you is.
Speaker 9 (28:36):
Cool, but you're all fun.
Speaker 4 (29:20):
Oh no, I am not today. I'm having the text
paid work work?
Speaker 6 (29:34):
What what?
Speaker 4 (29:34):
What's what?
Speaker 2 (29:35):
What's what's work? I work? I hate work?
Speaker 4 (29:37):
I hate what duds.
Speaker 2 (30:14):
Good morning makes Chow's on al Radio for your Friday,
January tenth.
Speaker 1 (30:20):
Not ready to drive time players, Lesac.
Speaker 19 (30:25):
Welcome to John Boy and Billy Playhouse. Today's episode Goodbye
to Rufus. As our story opens, Myrtle Sheehan enters the
cafeteria at Brushywood Acres Retirement Villages and notices a friend
in distress.
Speaker 7 (30:43):
Ah, oh Lord, why, why Lord? How could you let
this happen? What in the world am I gonna do?
Speaker 20 (30:54):
Mickey Clump? Are you all right?
Speaker 1 (30:57):
I've cried for no reason.
Speaker 7 (30:58):
Murray a stupid old No, I ain't all right. By Rufous,
he is gone.
Speaker 1 (31:07):
You're wom my Rufus.
Speaker 20 (31:09):
You want me to call the dentist.
Speaker 1 (31:11):
Not my toofishent Rufus.
Speaker 7 (31:15):
Rufus Crawford, my boyfriend from room two oh four. One
of the doctors come in and found him dead this morning. Murdle,
What in the world am I gonna do?
Speaker 21 (31:27):
Oh?
Speaker 20 (31:28):
Bless your heart? What happened?
Speaker 7 (31:30):
He wi doctor says his heart just give out sometime
in the middle of the night.
Speaker 20 (31:35):
Oh so sorry for your loss.
Speaker 1 (31:39):
You know, I was with Rufus just last evening.
Speaker 7 (31:43):
We had us a time too. I bet he didn't
go back to his room till pertin here at eight o'clock.
And now he's goned forever.
Speaker 9 (31:58):
Murdle, What in the water?
Speaker 7 (32:00):
I go down to my rope.
Speaker 20 (32:03):
He's trying to think about the happy times you two
had together.
Speaker 1 (32:07):
I was just doing that a moment ago.
Speaker 7 (32:08):
If you turn up your heir and age, you deaf
old back. We sure had us, Oh Lord, why couldn't
somebody here that had their full faculties find me in
the try to read my lips? We sure had us
sometimes too. Rub a fine wrong man. He's gonna get
(32:29):
a little freaky too, like a cross between Ozai Davids
and Billy d William whoa old rupers. He know how
to treat a woman. Shavty eight years old, right in
the prime of his life. Now he's gone, Oh, murder,
(32:49):
What in the water am I gonna do?
Speaker 20 (32:52):
You're going to get through it one day at a time, sweetie,
That's what we all do. Listen, they're gonna play in
a few minutes. Want me to get you a card?
Speaker 7 (33:01):
Oh no, darling, I don't think I'm up to it.
I just can't believe old Rufus is gone.
Speaker 6 (33:09):
He gone.
Speaker 7 (33:12):
Oh Myrtle wanted the water.
Speaker 5 (33:14):
I gotta do, honey.
Speaker 20 (33:17):
Sometimes the only thing gon'na make the hurt go away
is time. I know you might have said right now,
but just hang in there. Why in a few weeks,
I bet you'll meet somebody new, somebody gonna make you
just as happy as Rufus.
Speaker 1 (33:31):
What hell? I know that?
Speaker 7 (33:32):
But Myrtle, what no water am I gonna do tonight?
Speaker 1 (33:42):
We hope you've enjoyed John Boy and Billy play.
Speaker 7 (33:45):
I'm at twenty four hours to let all this love
and build up and build up and whoa somebody had off?
Speaker 1 (33:53):
You'll know again next time we're here.
Speaker 2 (33:55):
They crusty old lady selling bingo cards say, hey, big man,
let me hold it dollar.
Speaker 7 (34:01):
What time you get off work?
Speaker 1 (34:02):
Old fella? All wait? He walk my live, don't hunt
well hard it's home. I love so hand Honda gun. Hey,
everyone know that's lad? Listen is lut listen is let listen?
I go horadio fix It's loud listen, it's left.
Speaker 2 (34:21):
Listen up, honey is honahah God, I'm coming up every
you no I know?
Speaker 1 (34:27):
Oh what?
Speaker 2 (35:03):
Good morning the Big shows on the radio. This is
your one hour alert from My Wonderful Thing. That's just
what I told the wife last night.
Speaker 1 (35:13):
I was taking a blue pill. How'd that work out
for you?
Speaker 9 (35:21):
Tell them what they won?
Speaker 5 (35:22):
Buck.
Speaker 1 (35:23):
I got to laugh about like I'm getting there from
Jackie right now. There was no leg licking.
Speaker 2 (35:31):
Time to get your name and the half My Wonderful
Thing number one hundred and twenty eight, the brand new
waffle house ball cap. Yeah you gotta dress like you
know what you're doing there, and brought her logo camobill.
Oh yeah, give it away in one hour gets your
name in half app the Big Show dot com.
Speaker 1 (35:55):
How are you funny?
Speaker 5 (35:56):
He's so quick with it, That's what she said.
Speaker 1 (36:01):
Let's go ahead drop it out before before just going here.
They got a lot more loaded, right smach a song
to me from my partner Billy hol It.
Speaker 2 (36:14):
First, let me tell you about the prize bag you
can win when we play Beat the Blonde in minutes
one hundred twenty dollars worth of Bull's not cleaning products
made in the USA. Truck drivers keep America moving, and
bulls not make sure they look good doing it. Look
for bulls nott and truck stops. You will find it
there across America. You download the app when you click
on that banner at the Big Show dot com jagging
(36:35):
all out a Hango when you something minutes first eight
hit it.
Speaker 9 (36:43):
My partner's named Johnny.
Speaker 11 (36:46):
He's kind of funny ways about two eighty fist. Likes
to eat junk food when he's in a bad mood,
which is most.
Speaker 9 (37:01):
All of the time. It that's just how it is.
Speaker 10 (37:10):
He likes crabckers and cheese with.
Speaker 9 (37:16):
Uh, he's so fat? What do you think of that?
Was the paid hat? He's so fat?
Speaker 11 (37:34):
One day he was burzen, so he bought a dozen
Chrisphy kream donuts to go.
Speaker 9 (37:44):
He ate our twelve of them. Oh how he shoved
him till nothing was left but the holes.
Speaker 13 (37:55):
It the.
Speaker 4 (37:58):
Joan.
Speaker 9 (38:00):
Even though he's fine, he's so fat. What do you
think of that? What do you pay at? He's so fat?
Speaker 10 (38:27):
Mh but that's joy even though he's fine, Well, he's.
Speaker 21 (38:58):
So fat, what do you think of that? You want
to stead hat? He's so fat, he's so fat?
Speaker 9 (39:19):
What do you think of that? It was Steve bad hat,
he's so fat?
Speaker 1 (39:36):
All right? I was thinking that the rest of the day,
A stupid hat. All right.
Speaker 2 (39:46):
I ready to beat the Blonde one eight hundred Big Show.
You told free Line We're going to contestant play next
(40:16):
good Friday morning Big Shows on the radio with our
feature track fun to make Show, Bedbox, Reverend Belly Ray,
the Mayan Calendar Predictions. There's for keywords calendar you at
the bed box at the makeshow dot com. Lay there
and click out on that condest bunny game you do,
We'll call you want to.
Speaker 1 (40:34):
Play beat the mine and say had a ken from
Parson Tennessee. Good morning Ken, Good morning man. We are
so awesome.
Speaker 2 (40:46):
They will be him another year? How bad you can
glad you made it in buddy, appreciate it well. Tatter's
gonna answer some questions. You agree or disagree with her answer,
Get two best for two buzzers, and you got the bull. Taya,
I know you're familiar with Mexican bullfighters.
Speaker 5 (41:05):
Go every weekend.
Speaker 1 (41:06):
Well, if a Mexican.
Speaker 2 (41:07):
Bullfighter does good work, he has awarded the bull's ears.
Speaker 1 (41:12):
Correct.
Speaker 2 (41:12):
If he does excellent work, he gets the tail. What
will he get for an extraordinary performance?
Speaker 5 (41:20):
A green card? I'll tell you that right now. Mexican bull,
what part of the bull will he get?
Speaker 2 (41:31):
He will get the testicles, He will get the bulls
testicles or an extraordinary performance?
Speaker 1 (41:38):
Can do you agree or disagree with the.
Speaker 4 (41:42):
Disagree?
Speaker 2 (41:43):
And that was other thing to do. Yeah, Actually it's
a hoof and it is rarely awarded.
Speaker 1 (41:52):
Hoof.
Speaker 2 (41:54):
You know, cow's legs or a big sellar in my
meat place outside of the phone, because like Friday's Mexican Day,
they loved them. Wow, yeah, I love the hooks, the
noo Yeah, gotcha.
Speaker 1 (42:09):
So you don't serve them like you know, turkey legs.
I don't know, because you imagine.
Speaker 4 (42:16):
The long.
Speaker 2 (42:20):
Remember that big the biggest grill that you know. We
had the speedwall that worked with a bunch of legs.
Speaker 7 (42:27):
All right.
Speaker 2 (42:28):
Anyway, so ken the good work on you're in. There
is a bail to start off with. One morning, w
all right, Tayles come in karate matches in Japan. Immediately
after defeating an opponent, you should do something to honor them.
Speaker 1 (42:45):
What do you do?
Speaker 5 (42:46):
You present them their ears to the emperor or something
like that.
Speaker 2 (42:59):
We're leaving the bulls behind into human being karate matches.
Speaker 5 (43:04):
I would say, you you bow, you bow to.
Speaker 2 (43:07):
Them after defeating them, can agree or disagree. I would
agree with that, and that was there. You know, if
you bow to a golf course, you know you pretty
much Remember the guy from Japan who won the Masters
(43:29):
done in Augusta. I mean it was a cool moment
and this caddy put the flag in and then bowed
to the door, So I figured, yeah, pretty much anything.
Speaker 8 (43:36):
Yeah, it's a huge sign of respect. Yet they don't
shake hands or high five or fist bump.
Speaker 1 (43:42):
It's all bowie. Did you think we got athlete complex
in America? Japan? Boy?
Speaker 4 (43:48):
And they will.
Speaker 2 (43:49):
I mean they're the guy that wan the Masters was
and then Tani the won the MVP with baseball, I
mean then them.
Speaker 5 (43:58):
Yeah, yeah, in their culture. Pretty good job here, vonnoring athletes.
Speaker 4 (44:02):
No, you don't do it not.
Speaker 1 (44:03):
I'm talking it.
Speaker 5 (44:04):
How much further you can put it?
Speaker 2 (44:06):
Get Packer from California on the phone. Oh, hey, can
back at your buddy. Congratulations on you win. We're gonna
hook you up and that we're gonna put you in
touch with Jackie, right, now.
Speaker 5 (44:16):
Nice work.
Speaker 4 (44:17):
Appreciate it all right, buddy,
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